Cum Town | Premium | 06/15/2020
[00:00:00] Okay, well we've given up on live streaming zoom. Yeah, fuck you guys
[00:00:04] Fucked up. We're just gonna go audio only until we until things reopen so we can go get the cameras because there's no way to do it
[00:00:12] No way until this is online way until we got it. We probably don't own no honestly
[00:00:17] There's not there's no way to do it. We know when I had to get
[00:00:22] When I got that webcam because my shakehead fucking out when I was in Vegas with other guys
[00:00:27] Everything was completely sold out because I'm pretty sure because the the only fans bubble is going on right now
[00:00:34] It really is so I had to get like a double markup
[00:00:39] Maybe it was like triple markup like from what it normally would have cost because everything sold out right now. Yeah, it's crazy
[00:00:45] I mean like there's bar to get a barbell like a
[00:00:48] On eBay they're like $700. Yeah, I mean they're normally like kind of expensive like 250 300 for like a nice barbell
[00:00:57] Mm-hmm, but just imagine spending that much money because they know there's weekend warriors do that need to get yoked in their garage
[00:01:03] Yeah, I mean just figure out some kind of body weight thing
[00:01:06] I feel bad for the people that like ours like go super hard in the gym
[00:01:11] Having the gym taken away. Oh my god because it's like there's so many people that you seen Evan
[00:01:16] Evan's like fucking lifting his couch. Yeah, Evan's like bench pressing his couch and shit
[00:01:21] There's all these there's all these like fitness psychos that think they're fine. They're like stay like I'm
[00:01:27] You know god healthy. I'm staying positive and then if you take the gym away from them
[00:01:31] It's like I wonder how many of them are now like that a shit doing heroin. Yeah
[00:01:39] Especially sober guys that like replace the gym with being drug addicts. Mm-hmm damn
[00:01:44] Um, well our thoughts are with them. There was actually a reopen the gyms
[00:01:51] protests and I saw that which was was pretty good. They were like video squats at the governor. Yeah
[00:01:58] There were there were guys in Jared. There's a video of guys in Jersey getting arrested because they reopened their gym
[00:02:05] Some power out gym. They're like fuck you. I'm gonna keep working on
[00:02:12] Those are that's the closest thing to a patriot that is I fuck with those guys
[00:02:17] I'd hold them on the same level as like black guys who were at lunch counters in the
[00:02:22] 1950s yeah, I was gonna lift in it's gonna be funny in 30 years when they have you know in the same tone as the Malcolm X
[00:02:28] Movie the movie about the guys who wanted to go back to the game
[00:02:32] Washington with the with the glasses that you have to touch those glasses
[00:02:36] You can't you can't wear them unless you're touching them constantly. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah the Malcolm X glasses. Oh, yeah
[00:02:48] What I am as somebody that likes working out. I
[00:02:52] Hadn't seen that would be it would be a black guy. Well cuz to me I'm thinking it would be Malcolm X
[00:02:57] It would be Malcolm X, but yoked. Yeah, nice. Mm-hmm. That'll be hot Malcolm
[00:03:01] Athlean X Malcolm P90 X Malcolm P90 X there we go. That's right
[00:03:05] Mm-hmm. I did for a while. I did that insanity workout a couple of years ago nice and
[00:03:16] But the the host is like this like jacked hot black guy
[00:03:21] Were you horny? Were you hard when you didn't like I like went on his Instagram? I found out that he's got like a
[00:03:27] That he was gay the whole time. Whoa, and I had to throw out all the tapes. No, no
[00:03:31] But it was like it was very surprising cuz like he would like adjust the girls
[00:03:37] This guy is like getting so much pussy off this and then he has just like a job. Yeah, it's like a very cute clean-cut husband
[00:03:45] White boy. That's awesome. Yeah, shout out to that guy
[00:03:47] Do you ever think about what it's like when they kiss each other without clothes on? Oh my god
[00:03:52] The athleticism has to through the roof the tenacity is the husband ripped as well. What's the insanity workout? It was like a P90 X
[00:04:03] One of them in that vein. Yeah, I got cuz I got real into the last like my new obsession now
[00:04:09] It's like mobility and fixing my back pain. Yeah, and so I started actually watching those athleenax videos
[00:04:16] Which I don't know if you've seen no on YouTube. Mm-hmm, but
[00:04:22] Those are the only videos I've watched as those like mobility shit and it seems to be pretty good information
[00:04:27] I mean it certainly helped with like smaller exercises to make sure that my shoulder blades don't fucking look grind
[00:04:38] What's going on because you got they just the whole fitness YouTube world is like
[00:04:43] You know, it's very similar to to this kind of shit where people will have fans for a while and then one person
[00:04:49] I'll be like yeah, but he does steroids and then they never handle it the right way, right?
[00:04:53] They're like fuck you come to my house. Yeah, it's kind of sad that your boy rich isn't alive anymore
[00:05:03] Yeah, especially for quarantine and he's he was 100% clean dude. That guy was a natural athlete
[00:05:15] People are like why wouldn't you just admit if you use steroids and then it's like cuz if you get that big
[00:05:20] It's so much funnier just be like never wants
[00:05:24] Some guys might need that not me. I've been blessed by the little I don't listen
[00:05:28] I don't judge the guys you do I don't judge you but I'm not that's not me
[00:05:31] It's actually not bad for you at all. I understand the reality of like, you know, you're an athlete. Some people need that you need that
[00:05:37] I don't I'm like one of the blessed the dozen
[00:05:41] That's kind of the only real benefit of doing steroids is that you can lie about
[00:05:48] I mean it is an ultimate way to troll people. Yeah
[00:05:52] Yeah, I was doing push-ups and then my shoulder started hurting so I stopped doing that and I started getting fucked up every day again
[00:05:59] Mm-hmm. That's kind of so I'm kind of back to bulking I would say I tried to get fucked up
[00:06:04] And I was hungover for like I'm still hungover. I'm pretty hungover
[00:06:07] Yeah, I want to gain weight, but the gyms are closed so I can't I got twisted off the clause
[00:06:12] What'd you why can't you what do you mean? Why can't go lift weights? I mean if I gained what all I could do is just get fat
[00:06:18] Lift your fucking couch like Evan. Yeah, then this is lifting in his couch. He's doing his counts
[00:06:24] He got some of those like the the fancy adjustable dumbbells before the bottom
[00:06:30] The bottom went to the top or whatever. Yeah bottoming from the top top topping for the bottom
[00:06:35] Yeah, Adam loves talking about bottoming
[00:06:38] Well, it's yeah, it's hopping for the bottom. It's kind of a you know analogy for that show
[00:06:42] It's just like I'm actually controlling my bottoming the bottom fell out is you know back in the Oregon Trail days
[00:06:48] Yeah, a gay guy that they would all fuck in the wagon he would prolapse and sometimes he would fall out of the wagon
[00:06:54] I'm getting fucked from getting fucked. I thought it would be because his asshole prolapse
[00:06:58] And that's why with the expression. It's like oh well the bottom fell out. Uh-huh, so now we're gonna have to fuck you
[00:07:03] Yeah, we're gonna have to suck the lead the second gaze guy. Yeah
[00:07:08] There was no there was no guy in the west named Stavros. I guarantee you might be in the Oregon Trail
[00:07:17] No, you don't hear about him because he was the second game. No, no after the bottom
[00:07:21] Yeah, that's all the week people did not get here
[00:07:24] Although actually my grandma claims it like her grandfather came over here
[00:07:30] Was like a poker player and they said in Wild West. I'm not a Jeffle Bill. He was like there's some Greek guy out of your fucking
[00:07:38] And they's playing cards and saloons and shit like yeah, that was one of the only jobs back then. That's right
[00:07:44] Gunsling and card player either that are cleaning the mud out of the pussies of the horse. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:07:50] You had the field hands you had the pussy hands must have been weird to have social anxiety in like the 1810 to be an introvert
[00:07:58] Well, yeah, and then you like go into a saloon and suddenly everyone's looking at you and you have to be like, sorry, sorry
[00:08:07] Just quietly walk to the bar and be like is there any way I could
[00:08:12] 2x is can I have yeah, can I have three X?
[00:08:21] I reckon you're one of them homosexuals. Hi. I would you and I and TJ
[00:08:30] Don't you dare give me that I and TJ stare we don't like I and Jay
[00:08:39] Don't you dare give me that what is that what's the thing what's the phrase from the internet that look of
[00:08:45] phrase from the internet I can has no no, it's like it's a meme about the
[00:08:55] I don't you dare give me that look where
[00:08:58] I'm getting I don't know I don't know I'm analyzing with a smile or something. I've been the most offline of ever
[00:09:03] You know, it's weird. I think yeah, cuz I'm 31
[00:09:06] You're what 37 years old. I'm 38. I'm pushing for your 43 years old. I'm 27 and stop is 19
[00:09:16] We never actually mentioned what it was funny cuz it's like I was always so online
[00:09:21] And I remember like being a kid and like adults don't like no shit about anything
[00:09:25] It's like wouldn't you just like pay attention to technology and now I'm like now that's gay
[00:09:31] Like everything I don't I have no idea even the things I love like comedy
[00:09:36] I don't know maybe comedy isn't dead because it's like there's these people are popular. I
[00:09:41] Just it I don't it doesn't even make sense to me what it is
[00:09:45] Like I saw it's pretty there was like drama with I guess that cat Cohen girl made a video where she had a black
[00:09:51] I dressed up as a she was holding a rope
[00:09:56] Mac man's neck off visual. Yeah. Yeah, no way around that one imagine the casting process
[00:10:04] but then an Indian girl said that non only
[00:10:08] Only only black POC are allowed to be mad at it. That's okay
[00:10:13] And no black people sort of giving her a pass weirdly. Yeah, so yeah, no, yeah
[00:10:19] No, that's what she literally was she's like you're not allowed to say anything about cat Cohen unless you're black
[00:10:24] Very so it's kind of like the way you see those videos
[00:10:27] We're like this is the way you use white privilege stand in front of the police between the police and a black person
[00:10:32] This Indian girl was using online Indian privilege to protect cat Cohen
[00:10:37] I have no idea, but then then there's somebody else. There's another comic
[00:10:42] And they're saying like another thing that we can do as white allies is never use black reaction gifs
[00:10:53] Well here's the thing is you're laughing so I mean it maybe that's comedy I guess
[00:10:59] Is that how it's supposed to work is you're supposed to be such a stupid motherfucker because I mean that's
[00:11:05] If you think about it's like you're doing gift blackface right now
[00:11:11] What makes what makes Nick the Paulo funny is like you watch him and you're like wow this guy's a fucking moron
[00:11:18] Yeah, can I believe he believes I can't believes it, but I mean it is funny, you know
[00:11:22] And I guess this this stuff is the same thing that is true. It's the same thing. Yes, it is
[00:11:27] Where there's it's kind of pointless to even engage in it like oh, I've been reading about digital blackface the concept by the way is that
[00:11:34] It it you there's no way that you could relate to the emotions of a black
[00:11:40] Not struggle not even oppression now, but things like shock or surprise
[00:11:46] Being happy you have those those feelings are no way would you ever be able to understand the uniquely black experience
[00:12:00] beating and chaining Emmett Till to a cotton gin it is fan and throwing him in the fucking river is
[00:12:07] Is posting a picture of Wayne Brady staring at the camera?
[00:12:12] Well, I actually got a I was in correspondence with Chris Bosch because I have been accused of digital blackface
[00:12:18] Right, which I love because you're not allowed to be a fan of a black person
[00:12:22] Yeah, and he actually he gave me the past the digital black digital black
[00:12:27] Yeah, did you ask for any other kind of past no he well he asked if he if he could extend that and I reject
[00:12:36] Yes, that's awesome. This is yeah, it's crazy
[00:12:38] I didn't see him down in Atlanta the cops shot some guy unbelievable
[00:12:42] The guy was sleeping in his fucking car the police
[00:12:44] Wendy's called it and that's think why the fuck are cops called you some fucking tooled up guy with a gun
[00:12:50] But here's why this is stupid cuz now Wendy's is like having to say like it's good
[00:12:54] Thank you for burning down our store on social media, but it's like
[00:12:57] Wendy's corporate policy isn't call the police on somebody if they're sleeping in the parking lot
[00:13:02] Right somebody at that Wendy's made the decision to now the person at that Wendy's is also fucking being exploited by Wendy's and not being paid enough
[00:13:10] Yeah, but now you've also burned down the Wendy's so they don't have jobs anymore
[00:13:15] They probably got fired for calling the police and when these corporate gets to like you like I mean not gets to but now
[00:13:22] They fucking like just sit on social media talking about cities can be rebuilt. Yeah
[00:13:27] They get to like take the high road in quotation. Well, there's like there's so much
[00:13:33] Contradictory cynical bullshit happening at once. You don't even get the opportunity to point
[00:13:37] It's not it's like playing like that's bullshit whack-a-mole with every everything that interacts here where if you're like
[00:13:47] Rational you can't look at this and fucking even argue with what's going on
[00:13:51] You just have to say I guess I guess the world is just a joke. I
[00:13:56] Guess it's just I've really enjoyed well like what what I've really enjoyed
[00:14:02] Shutting the fuck up. Yeah, you know, yeah, it's like I you know, I don't think it's necessary to comment
[00:14:09] You know, well, you know, you know, here's thing it is your job
[00:14:12] I mean like like we do have to have a fucking conversation. So no, I'm happy to have a conversation, but I think like
[00:14:19] It's I mean like to be frank like, you know, my mom passed the week that the you know
[00:14:25] Everyone was going not like Instagram went insane. Mm-hmm
[00:14:29] And so like I got to like disengage from the internet which seemed crazy
[00:14:33] Yeah, nobody else could do it. It was like it was like it seemed like everyone had to it was like a pissing competition at a certain point and
[00:14:44] Obviously like I not engaging with that like felt nice
[00:14:47] And I think there is kind of some merit to saying like oh you should let people affected by this
[00:14:54] Talk about it and like not yeah, I mean that out you shouldn't I don't think you should like be the defining voice
[00:15:01] You shouldn't be like here's what we need to do
[00:15:04] But you know, you could yeah, what I've tried to do is like raise money for a musician. I'm giving money
[00:15:09] I can't do shit. I'm stupid. So I'm just gonna like aim being dumb at and you're doing your advice show
[00:15:17] You're not like you're just doing comedy. I'm doing what I'm doing. Yeah, it feels stupid to just be like
[00:15:23] Let's ignore this but it also and I think what for me what it is is
[00:15:27] You just realize that all these problems have been here and we should have been doing something about them the whole time
[00:15:33] And it's like how can you flip it from?
[00:15:35] You're right because there was a little bit of a pissing contest element where people are posting like I gave
[00:15:41] $5,000 of my and then it's like well if you do that once and then just don't do shit. It doesn't really matter
[00:15:46] Yeah, or if you like I apologize for a joke that you said in 2014 and then don't say anything else right?
[00:15:52] It's kind of like oh, this is just self-serving. Yeah, no, I don't know
[00:15:56] I guess my my view of it is like what can I do as a part of my regular life going forward to try and fucking
[00:16:03] Yeah, help some of this shit out and like, you know, it doesn't have to be the thing where you are
[00:16:08] You know, you're not trying to do it for
[00:16:11] Whatever, you're just trying to change the way you're like the way you aim your life
[00:16:23] Taking money from those motherfuckers from lock for rocket launchers and shit
[00:16:29] Taking tanks from those how can we do that? I think hopefully why not can we take the tanks?
[00:16:36] I'll defund the police and if you get rid of the police, then it's just gonna be replaced by private police that yeah drones
[00:16:42] We'll still have like qualified immunity probably and are also like, you know, I mean
[00:16:47] It's it'll be private enterprise with even less accountability. I do want to go break into that
[00:16:53] You got to try go ahead that precinct on green by where you used to live. Yeah, it's filled with dirt bikes
[00:16:58] Yeah, that garage is apparently filled with like 10,000 Kawasaki ninjas and we definitely got to be
[00:17:10] 10 o'clock boys, what do you think of the five twelve o'clock boys?
[00:17:15] Dude speaking of I was like because I was like trying to
[00:17:19] Remember because there was you know riots in Ferguson and then there were protests here. Yeah and Baltimore to remember
[00:17:26] After and then I was remembering Freddy Gray. Yep. Do you remember who the star of those protests were?
[00:17:32] What do you mean? There was a Michael Jackson guy? That's right. Do you remember that guy? Yeah, we need to find it
[00:17:38] He was like dancing at the fucking cops and Baltimore. Yeah, it'd be funny if you find out that he also died under mysterious
[00:17:45] Yeah, I called it for elder Ferguson activist super like just you know like oh you got run over by the tiny train at the mall
[00:17:55] Year later. Yeah, he was drunk and he fell asleep. You know in a puddle. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah
[00:18:03] He drowned in a three inch puddle. Mm-hmm. How many people from Ferguson?
[00:18:09] Sending letters of support to Black Lives Matter in the couple of weeks before they died. Yeah, wow
[00:18:16] Because he was an actor cops got him. Yeah. Well, what happened was is he was Clinton
[00:18:20] He was molesting children with Bill Clinton
[00:18:23] And back in like March of last year. He was like, you know bill. I was thinking that Black Lives Matter maybe
[00:18:31] Michael, I'm gonna look bad. You're gonna make a bomb a look bad for calling the guys in Baltimore thugs
[00:18:37] Yeah, keep getting your dick sucked by that child and shut your mouth if you know what's good for Obama call them thugs. Oh, yeah
[00:18:43] Yeah, that's I mean, that's yeah, it's like
[00:18:47] It's not Democrat and Republican. That's the when people like vote. It's like Minneapolis is fucking everyone's a Democrat
[00:18:53] Obama did the same shitty called ball. You know, it's like that Cornell West shit
[00:18:57] You guys have probably talked about it when I was gone now was like that was the best thing
[00:19:00] He was like yeah Ferguson having with a black president black. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:19:05] Oh, yeah, whatever. I say we take their tanks
[00:19:10] And we get pussy in them. I would love to turn the tanks into head getting zones. Yeah, like no no limit
[00:19:17] No limit soldiers. Yep. Everybody gets to shoot a music video with we chrome the tanks out
[00:19:22] Chrome the tan. I just don't know how you can like live in this world and think that anything gets better ever
[00:19:27] Doesn't know. Yeah, truly. So I mean, it's like I don't think it'll be a decade. Hope it will
[00:19:32] We have the black water police department doing whatever they want, you know, I mean, I think that obviously the result of
[00:19:40] Like the protest is gonna be in the vein of like painting black lives matters on a street and thinking that that's sufficient
[00:19:48] Like but at this moment seeing all the people how like I can't help but think it's like that's great
[00:19:55] I mean, yeah, it probably would have happened. It probably would have happened. We're not for COVID, right?
[00:19:59] People like locked in their houses. There was like bubbling that yeah people lose their jobs
[00:20:04] There's no people out on work billionaires are getting the only people it's not even it's not even people losing their jobs
[00:20:09] But I think specifically the like aspect of being locked in your house
[00:20:15] Submitting to a state that you know is shit right and everyone knew it was shit
[00:20:20] And then like this virus happens and everyone turns into like a per like they need daddy to protect them
[00:20:26] So they look towards the state for a fucking answer and they accept his fucking illiberal bullshit of being locked in their fucking house
[00:20:33] And they can't no one wants to express that because it sounds like a fucking like conservative take then they you know
[00:20:39] like all like they everyone's afraid of being the uncool like don't tread on me guy but the second like an
[00:20:47] Opportunity to assert your liberty comes up. It'll express itself, which is what's happening with like a lot of these protests
[00:20:54] Which is why they're saying like oh, you know, it's more important that the protests then then then worry about like the virus or whatever
[00:21:00] Because it's like you wouldn't have made that case for fucking literally anything else
[00:21:04] It's like you it's just this pent up fucking anger and not being able to express that like yeah, maybe we shouldn't be locked inside
[00:21:14] Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that's I think people there is certainly an element of that
[00:21:19] I mean I do think again. I think it's different because it's a fucking virus and you hoped that
[00:21:24] You know, you're scared of getting fucking sick. It's not like just
[00:21:33] You have like there's no other thing that would have gotten me to be take it that seriously other than like
[00:21:39] You know a virus and I do think probably going forward is you're I think it will be harder to sell people on this if there's no
[00:21:45] Like to me, it's like if there's no fucking spikes in if there's no giant bullshit
[00:21:51] Then we should all be pissed. Yeah, and you were right. Yeah, but I'm kind of still scared of that
[00:21:55] I feel like it's about to be halftime of the virus and everybody gets some gets to get if there's no spike
[00:22:00] We're a gleminate. We're running trains. Yeah, there's no spike. We're boo-yong
[00:22:05] Artesticals inside of assholes. Oh, yeah, yeah, but I
[00:22:09] But yeah, I think people being penned up in general, but also it is fucking I mean, I don't know this is so fucking horrific
[00:22:15] And when the fuck are we gonna do something about it? Yeah, I mean I have it
[00:22:19] You know, I mean all you don't think anything's gonna happen all of these all of these conditions
[00:22:23] I mean things are already happening. I mean even for me. It's hard to be like pessimistic
[00:22:30] I'm like a point of choosing to be pessimistic, but it's like yeah
[00:22:34] I mean there are things that are yeah, I think I do think things are gonna happen man
[00:22:37] I really I'm actually hopeful in Minneapolis in particular like they have made like serious commitments to
[00:22:43] Like disbanding and abolishing the police. It'll be interesting to see what happens
[00:22:46] I mean, there's no like it doesn't need to be that there like it's immediately replaced with like a private answer that's like a million times
[00:22:55] I mean it could happen it's something to think about it's something to take into consideration right
[00:22:59] Yeah, I get that also obviously but it's also like for a lot of these a lot of communities
[00:23:04] It's not it can't get worse. You know what I mean? Like what the fuck they're like
[00:23:09] It could get worse it could happen to things could always I mean people keep getting but I'm saying like
[00:23:14] If you're in a really fucking poor black neighborhood
[00:23:17] cops aren't you know, they're like they just
[00:23:20] There's no pretend there's no positive viewpoint of them. It's like
[00:23:24] It like yeah, it's like if the whole world was Bethesda if everybody got police treated people like that
[00:23:30] Mm-hmm. You know yeah, but I mean replace the police now with with a private company
[00:23:36] I mean look at look how much worse private prisons are. I don't think that's when people are proposing
[00:23:40] I know people aren't proposing that. I'm just I'm scared the bill you say when you say those will have his own shit
[00:23:45] When you say that things can't get worse
[00:23:47] It's like they can absolutely get worse
[00:23:49] And there's no reason to think that things will get better looking at the way things progress
[00:23:53] I don't know dude. I'm just hoping covid ends. I'm gonna get my surfboard. It's gonna be mahalo mindset the rest of the summer
[00:24:07] I mean it doesn't matter if we think it's a positive or a negative but the his like the story of our lives
[00:24:13] Basically since 9-11 is shit's always gotten worse. Yeah, exactly
[00:24:16] I think I do think there is like the reason I'm hopeful is because now it's like now
[00:24:21] We live through so many thick. Go ahead now
[00:24:25] And the only way to do that is by like adopting china's policy of making everyone submit to like a permanent state of constant surveillance
[00:24:33] And like a social credit system and it's gonna it's it's just it's gonna suck things are just gonna get fucking worse
[00:24:40] You're gonna I mean I I know you don't care
[00:24:43] But like the way people like kind of like thumb their nose at just like the suggestion that liberty is important anymore
[00:24:49] Is indicative of like a cultural shift where it's like I don't think that's I mean this whole thing is about liberty like every this
[00:24:56] Fucking protest against the police is that's part of liberty. That's about I know and that's what I mean by it's like
[00:25:01] But like part of the the frustrations is being locked inside and people don't know how to express that because they don't want to see themselves
[00:25:08] As whether it's on happening on a conscious level or not
[00:25:11] But like you know like a month ago where you're like fuck all these like don't tread on me people. Yeah, it's like well
[00:25:17] Why like why fuck them? It's like it's it's solely because because I believe in the fucking virus and it was it didn't it felt like
[00:25:26] I wanted to get I wanted to be out of lockdown as soon as possible
[00:25:30] And it didn't feel like to me. I know you're saying people want to get back to work to me
[00:25:34] Then the problem is the government should have paid people more. You don't try and reopen shit
[00:25:38] That's not gonna be in business anyway because people are gonna be too scared and it seemed like a big
[00:25:43] You know, I don't know it seems like there's an anti science component or like you're proud to not believe in the virus
[00:25:50] And that that has something to do with liberty and to me those things it was just weird
[00:25:53] I don't know why they I felt like those people conflated those two things
[00:25:57] And I just would also seem like they were just cucked for Trump, you know
[00:26:01] Yeah, exactly. They're like I'll turn a virus into a political issue
[00:26:05] Whereas this to me is like it's this is still a political issue. I mean, it's like it's not it's not I mean
[00:26:14] Directly is a lot more serious. I mean, it's like they're getting a haircut
[00:26:19] And this is why it's shitty because it's like yeah, people should be protesting, but ultimately if you like look at the numbers, it's like
[00:26:25] Comparatively not that many black people on our black people were killed by the police last year. It's just it's just not first of all
[00:26:32] What numbers are we going like we don't even have real numbers on that the the amount of the cops lie about shit like that
[00:26:38] It's just crazy. Well, the number of people killed by the I mean like
[00:26:43] Somebody's dead. I mean it's accounted for and it's like, you know
[00:26:48] I mean you really believe that you think that we always have a so you think okay
[00:26:53] So then how much so you think that there's
[00:26:56] Hundreds of thousands of black people being murdered by the police every year that we don't know about no
[00:27:00] But I don't trust the official numbers. I mean, but how much are the numbers off?
[00:27:04] Who knows man, but what I'm you're telling me but it's it's completely plausible. Yeah, it's completely plausible self-resorb
[00:27:12] The numbers are wrong to what extent though. I mean, it's like who knows. What's the total number of I'm sure there's like a
[00:27:19] You know the southern poverty law center. There's some sort of
[00:27:24] What about their harassed what about their maid? They're fucking embarrassed. They're humiliated. They're fucking they're here for their lives. Sure
[00:27:31] There's there's there's I'm not arguing that those things don't exist
[00:27:36] but it's like stacking that up against like
[00:27:39] The virus which we were told kill will kill like what two or three million people if we go outside
[00:27:45] I mean you're still making a choice to go protest this thing
[00:27:49] Go protest something where if you did like if you want to talk about science and just like the numbers
[00:27:54] And do like a cost benefit analysis on the thing it like still doesn't make that much sense
[00:28:02] To go protest that is based in like people's emotional response to watching the video, which is like
[00:28:08] rightful but also being locked inside and then it is like politicized. I mean, it's like I
[00:28:13] Don't think it's like the same reason it's like people cared less about the fucking camps on the border when abama was president
[00:28:19] Because they don't give a shit when it's contextualized with like oh well now this is now evil is in charge
[00:28:25] And we have to do something about it then they care
[00:28:27] But it's like there's all of these decisions are made emotionally and politically
[00:28:33] It's like it's not as you know if to say it
[00:28:35] It's like strictly an anti science thing on one end and not on the other is like that doesn't make sense
[00:28:44] The virus is something that like no one has control over and the other thing is something the state is directly doing
[00:28:49] It's something we actually could change by protesting as opposed to just
[00:28:54] Make potentially making worse and i'm not saying listen. I'm nervous about pro. I'm still nervous about the virus
[00:29:00] I'm still nervous about the protest. I'm hoping because people are outside
[00:29:04] And wearing masks and shit that you know people say outside transmission
[00:29:08] I'm not saying that it's necessary like it's shit. The shit is scary to me too
[00:29:12] But and I get I know you mean it is it is definitely emotional, but I just see one cause of so much more
[00:29:19] valid than the other. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's valid, but again for like emotional reasons
[00:29:25] It's it's which is fun like I agree with that like that people should be protesting and police brutality is fucked up
[00:29:31] But and it's like and I have like a like common goal at the end of it
[00:29:35] I mean like I would be happy if you abolish the police. Yeah, happy if the police were demilitarized
[00:29:42] There's no reason to even point out that like not that many people comparatively are
[00:29:47] Killed by the police right to to address the issue of like this is a problem in itself
[00:29:53] Well, the other happens of a line with what it's not only people being killed
[00:29:57] It's the fact that no one goes to jail for it. That's the point. It's like
[00:30:02] There's no accountability and the whole culture. It's leak
[00:30:05] It's basically legal for the cops to kill people
[00:30:07] And the fact that it's so like adversarial and that like they always have they're ready to shoot people
[00:30:13] It's just like I don't know. You know how much how much of our resources are tied up in that shit
[00:30:18] I'm trying to get you know what I'm saying? Let's let's get trans kids like space age pussies
[00:30:25] But from the state. Mm-hmm. Why are we get why do motherfuckers get tanks and you guys feel like shit
[00:30:30] If just covid and all this shit popped off like three months earlier
[00:30:36] What's fucking it? No, what's fucking annoying? No, I don't I don't know
[00:30:40] And what's annoying is like to now healthcare is like not a fucking discussion at all anymore
[00:30:45] Yeah, it's just gone. It's just fucking absolutely go. No one gives a fuck. No one gives a shit
[00:30:51] You see that guy some guy got a million dollar fucking hospital bill from covid
[00:30:58] I mean, I know you mean it's not it is gone
[00:31:00] But I think for the first time buying might might win because it's like
[00:31:04] Just shut the fuck up and let things keep getting like this is the first time since there's no issues that he might win
[00:31:13] I don't I mean, I I just think it's he's got a shot now. Whereas before I didn't believe it at all
[00:31:18] I think it's you know, it'll be there will be no spike
[00:31:22] I mean the media will spin new cases as a spike even though they're not accounting for the fact that there's like more testing
[00:31:29] I don't I think it'll be they'll do anything they can to present it as we opened up too early
[00:31:35] People won't really give a shit. They'll go back. There may be some kind of like nominal spike in the fall
[00:31:41] Nobody fucking cares. Maybe it'll be something again
[00:31:51] Someone's showering so like nice. Why'd you piss in the cup? Yeah, I'll piss in front of you guys
[00:31:55] I'm really happy to see anyways Trump wins again. Nobody votes. I hope he doesn't man
[00:32:04] Trump wins again. There's like 13% voter turn
[00:32:11] Gonna fucking Trump Trump Trump is gonna win and it'll be
[00:32:17] If that's if that's so low we could probably get a writing campaign going
[00:32:26] For haramby for ourselves, dude. I'm saying how many downloads do we get president stuff?
[00:32:32] President out. Nobody listens anymore. The numbers have dropped off. Are we done?
[00:32:36] Sip it asleep. Yeah, there's like there's like 200 downloads in episode people aren't listening to podcasts and quarantine
[00:32:42] They shouldn't be there's no reason. There's no reason to do podcasts. There's no reason to listen to them
[00:32:49] A couple Jewish guys that I know giving to our patreon. Yeah, we'd be fucked. The Mossad is really propping us. Yeah
[00:32:57] We're getting about 45,000 a month from them alone
[00:33:00] And then we get are we the first people you've seen
[00:33:07] I haven't respected I'm still nervous. I respect the shit out of it. Really? Oh, yeah, I'm I've been nervous this whole time
[00:33:17] So I just like had a million old Jews like spitting and coughing on me. Yeah, I shouldn't be saying this right now
[00:33:24] I guess there was there's not that much coven vegas, but
[00:33:28] You know, there's a bath would be though. Didn't they reopen the casinos and they reopen the casino?
[00:33:32] They're like soft reopening them. Yeah, yeah, they're packed. You can look at videos online. They're fucking just absolutely bad
[00:33:39] Did you see that it'll be the same thing as like in florida?
[00:33:41] They opened up and then there was like a spike two weeks later in an ocean city. They opened up and then two weeks later
[00:33:46] There was oh my god those images the oc were the best there was a massive spike
[00:33:50] I haven't looked into it, but I'm as someone who's sure respects the virus. I'm sure that the numbers sky rock
[00:33:57] That guy wearing like an n95 mask blasting a cigarette through the side. Yes. Yes, that guy rock
[00:34:04] That guy I love the mask and the sick or the mask down the nose. It's like just at that point. Who cares, man?
[00:34:13] Although, you know what may you know what I take it back
[00:34:16] It's good. So how long let me ask you this is somebody that how long will you stay inside then?
[00:34:22] I don't know. I think I'll what I'll probably do now since we're here is like hang out with small groups of friends
[00:34:28] But I'm not trying to phase one is you I'm not trying to go. Yeah, I'm not trying to go out
[00:34:32] To like I'm not trying to go to a movie theater. I'm not a lot of my friends a lot of people
[00:34:36] We know are on the road. I'm not I'm not going on the road until the fall
[00:34:40] Maybe like October you get your dicks like I'm trying to get top if anybody wants to kiss now that I now that I've seen my boys
[00:34:50] Um and perhaps we'll kiss. Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna like be like oh you
[00:34:54] You shouldn't feel that way. I mean do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, obviously
[00:35:00] I'm just like big crowds will fuck me up for a while
[00:35:03] Yeah, but I want it listen. I also want to get on the road
[00:35:05] It went to safe like I want to be there. I love stand up. I miss stand up
[00:35:10] But I'm gotta be honest you being in a fucking basement with a hundred motherfuckers right now
[00:35:14] Would make me nervous. I would absolutely do it
[00:35:16] If there's a way to do a show when you can lose a venue with 200 people. I'll do it at this point
[00:35:21] Phoenix. I mean people are out there dude. Yeah, but isn't it like it's all like yeah, you know
[00:35:26] It's like social 50 people max and there's only one person per like every three table
[00:35:30] Yeah, the setup is shapel's farm was weird. It was really weird. Yeah, and you I mean he wasn't outside
[00:35:36] He wasn't doing like bits necessarily, but like
[00:35:40] Nice thing about stand up is you're packed in and totally the ceiling is low the ideal situation
[00:35:45] For stand up. Yeah ideal situation for a virus to spread exactly everyone's laughing
[00:35:50] Well laugh is a cough like you're here like you might as well be fucking spitting in each other's mouths
[00:35:56] Maybe if I put a plexiglass thing in front of me like a po-po-piel setup a bulletproof key
[00:36:02] Yeah, like I'm at a Chinese restaurant in Harlem
[00:36:05] Just doing my jokes through bulletproof glass. Yeah, maybe you should yeah
[00:36:10] I mean getting like a tank filled with water that you can float in that would be awesome
[00:36:14] Well people are doing drive-in that sounds horrible to me
[00:36:17] I went to a drive-in movie lot of driving movie sound school drive-in stand up
[00:36:20] I think they're doing stand up at that diner in a story where I saw oh you were there you were right next door
[00:36:26] Yeah, I went 11. I was like stop us a bit at 10 30 should have come honk your horn
[00:36:32] I was I was fucked up. Anyone take it. Does anyone drive like a classic car to the drive-in theater?
[00:36:37] Um, there was one there's gotta be a bunch of guys doing that. Yeah, it's their time to shine
[00:36:43] I know that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, like if you were a classic car guy and you're like, yeah, I guess I'll just
[00:36:48] I guess I'll go to the drive through. Hell yeah. Just smiling hard as shit. Mm-hmm
[00:36:53] I feel like it's it's also it's kind of racist to go to a drive-through movie theater
[00:36:57] Especially during the black that I think of the optics of doing it during all the protests. Mm-hmm. It's like oh you guys are protesting
[00:37:08] Yeah, well, I was thinking of you know because you know, I respect social distance
[00:37:12] So I was thinking of joining the protest but just taking my car obviously and just asking people to move out of the way honking honking
[00:37:21] And just like driving, you know inside of the
[00:37:25] Inside of the procession. Yeah, don't get too close. I respect, you know, I want to be part of it
[00:37:31] So, you know, I'll have a sign in the window or something. Absolutely. Yeah, but
[00:37:36] And why nypd s suck my dick yelling that outside of your car
[00:37:41] It's suppressing man. I drove down the kony the other night
[00:37:44] It's all shut down there. Yes. I'm thinking about just driving to Baltimore and seeing my brothers
[00:37:49] Like I just feel like I haven't even done that. No dude insane. No, you were you were really good. I was taking literally
[00:37:55] You own a home. Yeah outside of New York and I talked to you on the phone. You're like I think it's fucked up
[00:38:01] I think it was like if New York had just everyone in New York had just stayed maybe there wouldn't be more problems
[00:38:07] And I don't know. I don't even know what the fuck they think bro because it is just like
[00:38:12] Oklahoma you see that video of Trey young he's playing in a pack gym people just eating at fucking restaurants there and shit
[00:38:19] It's wild dude. I don't know my my attitude right now is that
[00:38:25] I've had a rough couple months and I'm just trying to live right now. Yeah, you know, I'm trying to hit it raw
[00:38:31] Respect. I'm trying to you know bust inside maybe have a kid big respect
[00:38:38] Um name it and it brought name it have a bring a kid into this fucking world right now
[00:38:43] I just want to get a house if I get a house
[00:38:47] You get a house bro. You get a house. Yeah, that's the goal dude
[00:38:51] I'm gonna trans transition to being a fitness account. No opinions. I love that just fitness account
[00:38:56] I got a house. I just you know have reviewed jump ropes
[00:39:00] I'm trying to become a man. I get a jump rope
[00:39:02] Weighted jump rope. I'm trying to become like a fake
[00:39:06] I like the advice I've been doing if I could transition that into a real in a suit
[00:39:11] Uh-huh telling people what to do the only podcast I've listened to this entire quarantine was on the plane right home
[00:39:21] The lady that dehydrates the car was wild. That was very funny that lady is unbelievable
[00:39:26] Yeah, you really went off dude. I couldn't believe it. It was yeah
[00:39:30] Thank god. That was a master class. Well, they caught me in advice mode
[00:39:33] Dude, because I've been doing stuff yourself your problems every Friday. So I'm used to answering and
[00:39:37] Making fun of people with bad questions. I got a question for you guys, right? Okay. So, you know, we're obviously
[00:39:43] I'm really happy to see you guys. We've been friends for a while brother
[00:39:46] You know, it's an unspoken thing, but I've always kind of seen myself as your father
[00:39:54] Now how do you guys feel about being my mother?
[00:39:58] Could definitely provide that together. I don't think Nick could he doesn't have maternal. He just rolled his life
[00:40:04] I didn't roll my eyes. I was thinking. Oh, okay. I had to
[00:40:08] Oh, you're doing the eyes rolling sometimes when you do that. I'm scared for you
[00:40:12] Like I feel like you're having a mini stroke. Oh what when I look up you do a weird look up thing
[00:40:22] Sometimes it's a little longer and it looks like you're you're struggling
[00:40:31] It does scare me if we switch back to in person all the time. We should do mornings
[00:40:37] I like this a lot better. I'm down for mornings. I prefer this to zoom a thousand percent. Yeah
[00:40:42] I don't give a fuck. I've been waking up at 6 a.m
[00:40:47] So I think I think we should get on a schedule if we wake up right around 8 a.m
[00:40:50] We all work it we won't work out for an hour
[00:40:53] Okay, and then we do the podcast of 738. Okay. What if we all go in on a house together?
[00:40:59] Yeah, you want to buy out? I mean if I bought if I bought a place in fucking
[00:41:03] Flushing or something. I mean you could certainly like forest hills. Yeah, you Jackson Heights
[00:41:09] Yeah, but if I get multiple bedrooms, it's like sure you can live there in an exchange. You have to decorate the place
[00:41:18] No, I thought that we all of our wives would move in
[00:41:20] Mm-hmm kind of we'd like started like I'm gonna get a wife now. I decided yeah, I want a wife
[00:41:26] I'm happy that I want somebody to care for you Adam both just did like a two-year serious relationship move
[00:41:32] Yeah, that was a disaster. No, I'm back in he reversed copied me. No
[00:41:38] Copy me after my relationship copied him
[00:41:41] But my relationship was already falling apart. No, you tried to preemptively pre-copy me you come
[00:41:46] No, my relationship was falling apart. It's like that movie my early report
[00:41:53] Minority report is what yeah, that's how policing is gonna go
[00:41:57] You saw that my relationship is going south so you destroyed your own so that you could accuse me of copying
[00:42:03] It's true. I was like I really got to go out get out ahead of this one
[00:42:10] Yeah, fuck the virus fuck the police. Yep. No, I'm very happy. I'm I'm with you
[00:42:16] I'm in a healthy relationship again. It feels good with my cock with my dog
[00:42:21] No, I mean you're in a healthy relationship with my cock. No with a good with a nice girl who's nice to me and very happy about it
[00:42:28] Um, yeah, I would like to be cared for and loved and loved someone and care for them
[00:42:33] Yeah, and suck their titties and it is really a lot nicer than
[00:42:39] Having sex with people. You know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my
[00:42:42] Yes, that's not fun at all, but my dick really
[00:42:47] Sometimes it's trying to tell you these I'm very unhealthy
[00:42:49] But sometimes my dick is like come on man. What are we doing here?
[00:42:52] And I'm like shut up before I take a third blue chew
[00:42:56] Get harder and we're pumping even more do you double up? No, yeah, I was just trying to
[00:43:01] I was gonna say it'd be funny if you're like I'm scared of the virus and then you're like
[00:43:06] Well, no, that's not I listen the irony is not lost on me that yeah because I'm so scared of the virus
[00:43:10] I keep getting fucked up. Yeah. Well, I mean and going to die earlier
[00:43:15] That's what I mean. It's like, you know, but everybody everybody makes exceptions or whatever
[00:43:21] If if dr. Falsi in march got on tv and said that everyone's gonna need to do
[00:43:27] Fucking jumping jacks every day. I would have done them. No, you wouldn't. Yes. I would have dr
[00:43:32] Falsi says you have to do burpees. Yeah
[00:43:34] I would have done three days and stop would have been like cold burning and fucking
[00:43:38] I would have cold rolling and fucking flying a gazden flag
[00:43:45] Fucking tread on me. I'm not doing a fucking second if he listen if he'd banned
[00:43:51] Then i'm out there with the ar 15 at the fucking at the city hall
[00:43:55] I kind of want to go to like a black lives matter thing with my black trans lives because today's the black trans lives matter
[00:44:01] Yep, shut up to that. That should look popping and then or
[00:44:04] Or or or you go to the black trans lives matter thing and you go all black trans lives matter
[00:44:12] And or all black lives matter and see yeah, so there's definitely guys like that. I'm sure there are there's some hoteps ready, dude
[00:44:21] It's just I don't know. Do you know that guy dr umar johnson? Yeah, i'm familiar he rocks the doctor
[00:44:27] Hoteps are hilarious. Mm-hmm, but I don't know. Yeah, just you know, it caused a little trouble
[00:44:31] So I want to start a dudes rock version of black lives matter black guys matter black. How about blue trans lives matter there? There we go. That's right
[00:44:45] Then you used to troll blue lives matter people by going all lives matter. Wasn't that a movie you pulled a couple problems
[00:44:50] I'm sure a lot of people did it. I thought you told them that i haven't trump was muslim i really haven't done anything original since like
[00:44:57] 2014 you you were the king. Oh, yeah when I was in my 20s
[00:45:00] Yeah, I was a young starving artist. That's true in my peak ready to troll just eating a bottle
[00:45:06] A baguette and a bottle of wine and nothing now i'm old i'm complacent. I can't think I just fucking up
[00:45:14] Yes, sir. I just I get halfway through a thought i'm like, I want a big pretzel
[00:45:19] I'll tell you what the problem is with this thing is I would really like some dim sum
[00:45:24] I would like a fucking dog. Oh god. I want to have dim sum for breakfast
[00:45:28] I want to make fun of this the guy with the classic car to drive through and halfway through the joke
[00:45:36] Then now is a fantasize about forcing my wife to wear a pink chiffon jacket
[00:45:45] We were like, you know, especially like radio guy people who've just been doing this forever
[00:45:53] Like pulsating ideologues like just filled with pus ready to blow up
[00:46:01] But like, you know like you get turned into a radio guy
[00:46:03] Yeah, addicted to fucking like pills and then it's like I can't imagine myself still giving a shit in 10 years
[00:46:10] Yeah, was rush started as a rock guy, right?
[00:46:13] I don't know how they progressed to that level and it's I think they all do I think they all and then they find their bit
[00:46:18] And then they start rock and then just it gets cleaner and cleaner
[00:46:22] Uh-huh and then you know, you just you find your little your little scam
[00:46:26] Right and you run with it. That's why it's important. What I do is I don't think about anything
[00:46:30] I don't believe in anything, but you do you do you're actually very
[00:46:35] No, I don't think don't you dare accuse me. I know you're brand. You have a lot of opinions and you get fiery about your opinions
[00:46:44] You are thinking of one of those atomic balls remember those chill. What were those atomic fireballs?
[00:46:50] Oh, yeah, the candy those are awesome. I would love one of those
[00:46:54] Quartering that motherfucker. I want to go to a motherfucking water park. I like candy that made you fucking kidding me
[00:47:00] Hism slides that that is not gonna be back for years. So if you could wear a t-shirt. No, it is dude
[00:47:05] I guarantee you let me check I'm not wearing my titty glitter bond care about it has to be open
[00:47:10] I was probably already open. I'm not going to no fucking water park. I was looking at flights to then you're not invited
[00:47:17] That's fine. I was looking at flights to south pajrae island
[00:47:21] Which stuff are they doing spring break there you go down the uh, yeah, I think the beaches in Texas are just open
[00:47:27] No, I believe so. Yeah, I went to the beach in New York. Yes, sir
[00:47:31] Yeah, but you're not supposed to the beaches are still closed here
[00:47:35] No, I don't think so. I think that you're not you're not willing to swim and shit
[00:47:38] I think you're not supposed to go in the water, but I think you're a lot of
[00:47:41] Which doesn't make any fucking sense. No, it's nice dude
[00:47:45] It's fucking dipshit kwomo like just truly fucking he was so happy to have rules that he could enforce on people
[00:47:52] Everyone was sucking him off because he was just like not fucking up a press conference for two weeks
[00:47:57] That's the other thing too is like it's it's what's shitty is that when the virus is proven to be fake is that black lives
[00:48:09] And that that won't be the angle that people can see it at which was like, oh, yeah, this was like
[00:48:15] This was a fucking complete overstep by the government that we all went in on
[00:48:20] They are as big kind of heroes as the nurses
[00:48:23] If the virus is fake it fell on the black lives matter movement to solve the problem
[00:48:32] And then it's like then all the fucking assault rifle guys that just went and had like a fucking pretend tea party
[00:48:37] Out in front of the state house. They're completely ineffective. They did nothing
[00:48:41] That's true and they they would have to they didn't have to you weren't the Patriots after all
[00:48:46] It was the people that you think are oh, which reminds me
[00:48:49] It's on twitter somebody post psych look out
[00:48:52] It's the nypedis worst nightmare and then it's a bunch of like fat gay people
[00:49:05] That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I was yeah, those guys are real scared and hesitant to deal with those type of fellows. Yeah
[00:49:13] I don't know. I don't know why you just don't everybody can't just hate the state in its entirety
[00:49:18] The entire fucking thing maybe maybe if they did eventually give this south care
[00:49:22] You can talk about liking them, but for now fuck the entire thing. Well, that's what I do think that's
[00:49:28] What this feels a little more like it has the opportunity to do that than maybe if you see that that's like
[00:49:35] I guess that's also how I think to be to like fuck the you know
[00:49:40] Yeah, someone was saying on twitter like after the video came out of
[00:49:44] Minneapolis that on they were like in a bunch of I think Michael Hudson said this
[00:49:49] They were in a bunch of blue live matter of facebook groups and all of them none of them were like saying
[00:49:53] Like trying to make any excuses. They were like this is fucked up
[00:49:56] Yeah, but so quickly it moves from that to like
[00:49:59] He was a drug at it. He was a drug at like they quickly find shit
[00:50:05] And even the one in Atlanta where it's like the guy the guy like
[00:50:09] First he tried the cops got called on him and then he like took a tate like he had they had like a
[00:50:14] Confrontation you took the taser and he was running away. They shot him in the back and people like he attacked the cops
[00:50:20] Yeah, but like they you don't shoot a guy in the fucking back
[00:50:23] Like you just don't and it's like it's a fundamental issue of like why are guys with fucking guns dealing with bullshit like this?
[00:50:30] Anyway, why is why are they so like hyper aggressive and why didn't they just like
[00:50:36] Take I don't know. He's just a fucking drunk guy if they defund police. They'll still have detectives, right?
[00:50:41] Yeah, we still we still get the you know cop cool cops. They're drunk and cheat on their wives while they solve murders
[00:50:47] Yeah, we still need that guys that plant evidence
[00:50:53] Was he detective? Yeah, oh j. Oh j was popping off. He's like I saw Mark Ferman
[00:51:05] I wanted to I wanted to find he's really scared of covid. He was like post it. He was a great mind
[00:51:11] Just think a lot. He was at my Costco like loading up home early
[00:51:14] He was one of the first people I saw like panic buying
[00:51:17] And I I really was hoping that lockdown would end a little bit earlier so I go go. She the juice
[00:51:23] Uh right by the where my sister works where he chills every single day dude. Yeah, I'm trying to go
[00:51:31] Let's get over there dude. Let's see the juice
[00:51:34] Uh, yeah, I was telling you guys my dad was like adamant. He was innocent
[00:51:43] Big pop of Friedland. Yeah legend loved the man. Maybe he was just like I guess it's the was the anniversary of michael jackson being exonerated
[00:51:51] The other day respect on the first trial or the second trial. It's weird. It's like I guess like there's a theory that oj simpson's son killed her and he covered for her
[00:52:00] Yeah, it was a chef and he had a lot of knives
[00:52:05] But yeah, oj killed her it's weird that I do make room for that in my head the possibility that michael jackson didn't bless jolita
[00:52:11] I know that's an awesome one which it's like i'm on that side honestly
[00:52:15] But I mean there's no there's no chance
[00:52:17] People are like oh they went they went because he's eccentric you're on that side never let come the fuck
[00:52:26] Jackson chemically castrated him as a child
[00:52:30] Not have like actual function like oh they went after him because he's he's eccentric or he's weird and it's like
[00:52:36] This isn't fucking maryland manson. Yeah
[00:52:39] Like a cotton candy machine attached to a sex wing
[00:52:42] Yeah, you know there's like certain stuff where it's like okay
[00:52:46] No, he got ring pops to make special kind of butt plugs for children society does not know how to handle true genius
[00:52:58] Yet mr. Rods at cobia and mr. Rogers neighbor had set up in his house. I'm sorry trolley went into his ass
[00:53:05] Mozart had a very similar life trajectory. They both had substance abuse issues. They both died in moats are our fuck kids too
[00:53:11] Mozart was a child prodigy as well. We just we don't know how to both our fucking show moats. I don't know
[00:53:18] Neither did i Michael Jackson didn't fuck it. So he just beat off while they held their assholes open
[00:53:25] I think that he just like putting on the same outfit as matching outfit as kids
[00:53:31] The parents being nice to the parents. They were like yeah
[00:53:35] Yeah, you can sleep in the same hotel with mr. Michael. That's the
[00:53:39] So what the fuck well, that's the funny part is like people are like oh the dads were just trying to exploit michael
[00:53:44] Jackson. It's like well the dads were trying to exploit their child and they knew exactly what was happening. Oh, yeah, they're
[00:53:51] I mean come on. Yeah, 100 percent when that documentary where the families are like we had no idea shut up
[00:53:56] Bitch you let your child sleep in a room with a old man exactly what the michael jack
[00:54:06] Uh, you would you let you would you let your kids sleep in i'd let myself sleep in a bit
[00:54:10] This is how it asks you listen. I'm a smooth man
[00:54:13] How about this? You as a child they think that all the catholic parents are like
[00:54:30] I take a son up to the top of the mountain and let the priest molest him and yep
[00:54:36] The priest is about to suck his dick and then at the end god goes no replaces him
[00:54:40] I just wanted to check but the kid who doesn't have parents
[00:54:50] Someone I forgot where I heard this but you should just make priests get married because they don't fuck kids
[00:54:56] No, come on. You can't stop that dude. Huh?
[00:54:58] The power man just a minute ago you're saying you don't have opinions you don't feel of anything
[00:55:04] And then the second it comes up your number one issue you're right is the the schism
[00:55:09] That's true. I have a big i'm a big orthodox guy
[00:55:15] Saav is anti-vatican to i'm big on the orthodont listen i'm greek orthodox through and through what can i say
[00:55:22] You gotta lay you guys got a lot more incense right huh? Oh dude a lot of bells and smells
[00:55:27] It smells great. I just got some incense. I passed by like one of those namaste places on 14th street
[00:55:33] And I think it was one of the only things open
[00:55:35] They got they got the crystals to ward off. I got some really nice incense
[00:55:43] 45 minutes to get through the fucking line and the whole time i'm like there's no way
[00:55:48] There's only three people in front of me. Yeah, and when it got to like one lady in front of me
[00:55:51] I swear to god she was spent 30 minutes
[00:55:54] I think fucking being like mmm. No not this christ
[00:56:03] Feeling the vibe and i've left causco three times since quarantine started because i'm like i'm not dealing with this fucking line
[00:56:08] Yeah, I saw to think that the only line i've waited in this whole time for incense is for fucking incense
[00:56:19] A business that I know is owned by kareans
[00:56:21] Um that said black they put a sign in their window black owned business because they didn't want to get looted
[00:56:27] That's just there. How do you know because I know i used to go in there all the time. It was by my old apartment
[00:56:33] He was spying on the dollar. I was fine
[00:56:35] He was grooming. She was actually kind of kind of cute
[00:56:38] And he ever heard of michael jackson. She was in do you like his music
[00:56:42] She used to work like during her summer breaks from college
[00:56:45] But I never talked to her. It is so funny
[00:56:47] Dude, just looks like and knew that about her
[00:56:49] Cool, if you listen you listen to michael jackson's music and you like it is like oh, yeah, I guess I don't care if he molested kids
[00:56:59] And I don't know if it was just because it's like I you know everybody loves michael jackson when they're fucking
[00:57:05] Like five if you're like if you're in your 30s. Yeah, I feel like who didn't like love michael jackson's music as a kid
[00:57:13] I love it. It's still it's the dude no joke
[00:57:15] It's the kind of music that like if you don't if that shit comes on
[00:57:18] That is the highest rate that no matter who the fuck you're around
[00:57:22] It's gonna pop. Yeah, everyone's gonna be like no matter what you listen to be old every song be a little kid
[00:57:27] Yeah, you could be fucking white black like literally. It was from the later album doesn't matter if your color is black or white
[00:57:34] What songs that yeah, you could always be my baby. It don't matter if you're black or white
[00:57:39] Doesn't matter. Yeah, I can't remember. I think it's called black or white black or white is a song. Yeah
[00:57:46] You know, remember the music video. It's the only thing that's ever pandered in such a fucking superficial way to racial division
[00:57:58] There's no other song that tries to like downplay racial disparity
[00:58:05] That isn't that isn't a complete that is the only song
[00:58:10] Where it's not been a fucking complete failure. Yeah, any other any other song that tries to like
[00:58:15] I can't roll the same type of world that kind of shit. It's all one world. It's all dog shit
[00:58:21] You remember the video that they had faces morphing into other faces
[00:58:25] So they had like an asian lady morphing into an afternoon. I'm morphing into it. Yeah, that's not the one he did with Janet Jackson
[00:58:31] Didn't he have like one last time that was scream. He had yeah, he had that they were like in space in that one
[00:58:38] I've been listening a lot to the song where it was like literally a response to the Santa Barbara PD
[00:58:43] For harassing him about the molesting kids. Oh my god
[00:58:47] That's like I don't really say is that they don't really care about it. Yes, it's so good
[00:58:52] That is a great. She's like pissed off even though it's like yeah
[00:58:55] They try to hold me accountable for songs like that are good dude. Fucking dirty laundry is an awesome song
[00:59:02] Dude dirty Diana is a jam dirty laundry rocks and it's about like
[00:59:07] Mind your own business. It doesn't matter that I murdered a 15 year old
[00:59:10] Oh, he's talking about the equals god. Yeah, don't end with don't end with dirty laundry is specifically about yeah
[00:59:16] You're right because you know what it's those people are up against the wall and what do they know best?
[00:59:23] They gotta have that's right. Don't end with don't end with killed a 15 year old girl and some local bitch reporter wouldn't shut up
[00:59:30] So he really killed a girl. Yeah, dude. He had to I mean he had a 15 year old and a 16 year old prostitute in his house
[00:59:40] Jesus and they right one of them overdosed and the fucking cops show up and he had 27 grams of cocaine and he's like that's theirs
[00:59:49] Incredible the cops are like okay. I'm this child horse. Yeah, they're like, I guess we'll arrest these girls
[00:59:53] And they fucking god damn dude. Yeah damn
[01:00:01] Yeah, but you know Desperado great song. Yeah 1980. You know they were like a boy band
[01:00:08] They were like the eagles. Yeah, they were like put together by all of those all that shit was there was no
[01:00:13] Like there's a whole like I feel like all of southern rock was a myth
[01:00:18] Well, they they were really southern rock they were kind of la
[01:00:20] They were la but it does there is like the eagles definitely I didn't know that
[01:00:24] The the eagles definitely have like a southern rock vibe. Yeah, there's yeah
[01:00:28] There are songs that are like southern cuz credence is the same thing. Isn't it? That's they're like a manufactured room
[01:00:33] I think they were right to a certain extent. Yeah, or at least like, you know la
[01:00:39] In a way that like New York produced like folk music in the fucking 60s, right?
[01:00:44] Yeah, there was like Laurel Canyon music was kind of country. Yeah, Neil had some stuff those kind of country
[01:00:49] That motherfucker from Canada. Isn't he dude? He became a US citizen so he could vote for Bernie
[01:00:55] How sweet is that? That's cute. That's so cute. Who did Neil?
[01:01:00] Neil who the gross type that you know, sorry. I stopped paying attention. Yeah, that's all good, dude
[01:01:07] Uh, you guys want to talk rock. I could talk rock all day. Dude
[01:01:12] I listen to that in the car. That's a fucking banger the other day. Mm-hmm
[01:01:21] I used to I took guitar lessons for like a summer
[01:01:26] And all I could do was play sweet child of mine and just like over and over again. I would play that
[01:01:31] Look at the fucking kalexion. I got popping off right now. You got what I got for guitar is why are they different sizes?
[01:01:38] It's so funny to imagine you taking guitar lessons like now
[01:01:41] Yeah, no, I was a fucking 15 year old cute kid
[01:01:45] I'm gonna start taking going from football practice to guitar lessons, dude
[01:01:48] All American boy you want to order the class that proud with me. What's that? I want to take a painting class
[01:01:55] Um, so I can actually learn how to sounds gay
[01:01:58] Yeah, our classes sound boring. I never took any growing up. Yeah me either
[01:02:02] I would just draw all the time as a kid. Yeah, it's like I'm sure if I took a class I could get better but
[01:02:07] No, dude. I found it. Yeah, you're gonna learn. You keep learning Chinese. I found some Chinese rocks
[01:02:13] I know I'm saying that's what you like. I found some of my old drawings
[01:02:17] Uh that I did when I was a kid. I found the drawing I did for my mom because she was sad about princess Diana
[01:02:22] Oh, that's hilarious. I drew princess Diana and it's very funny. Oh, yeah, she was more of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen
[01:02:30] You're drawing or printed or you say it was my drawing of princess Diana whales that I spelled with an age
[01:02:40] You know what's fucked up? I it still fucks me up the crack Catherine's ate of Jones's
[01:02:44] Welsh Welsh and not like even a piece his Spanish or something. Yeah
[01:02:49] That's they can't be right. Why because she's got a Mexican gang name. No, she looks
[01:02:54] She got asked for days, dude. She does have aspirin the Welsh. How can you make a lady like that and also tom Jones
[01:03:07] No, is he yeah, no according to the the black israelites use
[01:03:14] Yeah, it's fucking do you have you haven't seen a video?
[01:03:17] It's a louis the road talking to the black israelites. Oh, I've seen that
[01:03:21] You know, he's like he's like i'm just gonna name some historical figures
[01:03:24] He's like kleopatra and he's like she looked white, but she was black. Yeah, she was greek and he's like
[01:03:29] Uh, uh, betovan and he's like undoubtedly about black
[01:03:34] Yeah, he's in like harlem, right? Yeah, and then he's like Mozart and he's like he was white
[01:03:40] But he's like going through him and he's like he's like there's a lot of he's like a lot of people like for example
[01:03:49] Dances like a black man, but he looks like a white man. Oh, he's like who's that? He goes tom jones
[01:03:57] Uh, yeah one of them. Yeah, that was so good
[01:04:01] I want to rewatch those apparently her father. They're so good. He was the owner of a sweets factory
[01:04:09] And her mother was a sweet seamstress, but yeah, imagine you marry into the sweets
[01:04:13] I'm proud dude imagine you get to fuck Catherine's ate of jones and get as many fucking little toblaroons as you want
[01:04:18] Her dad is willy wonka, bro. That'd be awesome. Dude. That's what we call a win win
[01:04:22] I can't believe her dad was welshin her mother. It says of iris catholic. She's even half iris
[01:04:31] Well, they're the the blacks of what what are they say black irish the blacks of uh
[01:04:41] Um, i'm saying let's let's just move to europe the three three of us boys. Let's move to Athens. So why don't we move the pennsylvania?
[01:04:48] No, come on. I'm moving to Pennsylvania. I'm moving in Pennsylvania. I might buy a house in filley actually
[01:04:55] Because that's like that's a little bit more affordable and it's something I can do
[01:04:59] It's close enough to new york. It's not it's one of those things that sounds on paper close enough
[01:05:04] But that drive will be annoying sometimes never cut you just live in filley
[01:05:08] Sometimes that drive can be four hours long. Yeah, well, you're trying on the rain. The train's fucking easy
[01:05:13] Train is easy. I can go to filley all the time on the train train is easy. That's true
[01:05:17] Yeah, you'd have to live near the train though for it to be really easy
[01:05:21] I don't know. I'm used to fucking drive over to the train station
[01:05:25] You know uber it over uber over bike over over the 30th street. Yeah, nice train station. They got there
[01:05:36] I don't think it is that nice. No, it's a very nice train station
[01:05:42] They got a nice big old train station 30th street. That is nice
[01:05:45] I was thinking of one of Baltimore. Yeah, you don't know shit about trains. I actually know a lot
[01:05:51] No, you know, I actually know a lot more than you do actually you're what we call in the train community a dumbass guy
[01:05:57] Ooh the nice fucking faggot. No. Yeah, actually my friends in the train community don't even say that word in the train community
[01:06:07] He's widely known as a faggot in the train. Yeah, but just in that community not anywhere else
[01:06:12] It's the only community that matters. It's not at all. Yeah, I don't know if you've been paying attention to this fucking nation
[01:06:17] But you know the guys in charge of oil and shit stopped that stuff from really sucks that the fascism we have now
[01:06:25] Doesn't come with a cool aesthetic. Yeah, I don't have Hugo boss design suits
[01:06:31] Fully embrace living in a fascist world if it meant we got those cool trains back
[01:06:36] But also I got a shout shout out to what Mussolini for that building with the face
[01:06:41] Which one that shit is cool the building with the face this thing. She is awesome. What do you talk?
[01:06:47] What building Mussolini built this thing?
[01:06:49] Yeah, just a fucking building with a face on it like in the 40s or whatever the fuck 30s. I don't know
[01:06:57] I mean no shouts out to you know him and Hitler and stuff except for the the building with the face
[01:07:03] Uh-huh. Yeah, that's pretty tight and they fucking Mussolini's ass hard when that shit fell right?
[01:07:08] Yeah, I didn't street my grandfather got a lot of pussy out of that. That's all stationed in Italy after the war
[01:07:14] Nice those ladies were horny to get out of it. Fuck
[01:07:18] I would love to time travel right now back to then
[01:07:21] Oh, I want to say publicly shout out to the fan
[01:07:25] That saw that picture of my great uncle who died in world war two and literally sent the records of his death where he was stationed
[01:07:32] Really all this stuff. I showed it to my dad. He sent it around to my whole family
[01:07:36] That was a really sweet thing that that guy did that I was trying to they thought he was doxing
[01:07:43] I'm gonna hurt Adams feeling no, I think that I think that you know
[01:07:48] I was like saying it's the only example of valor and bravery in my in my family tree right, but uh
[01:07:55] Yeah, actually there was a ton of shit. We didn't know we thought he was stationed in egypt
[01:08:03] I want to move his horse average. He was a navigator slash gunner. That's a sick name for a job gunner is cool
[01:08:09] I just want to sit in the cafe in Tunisia little fizz. Yeah
[01:08:12] Linen suit linen suit drinking a red holder. So sir. You're getting very nicely spiced kebabs dr. Jones
[01:08:21] Oh, I'm sorry. I know you look like my friend. I thought you were
[01:08:25] No, you look like him his name is dr. Jones
[01:08:30] Just a bunch of like Arab guys like what the fuck is he talking about?
[01:08:41] Picture of the of maraco from like film in the 30s. Mm-hmm
[01:08:45] Yeah, it probably sucks. Yeah, what do you guys do for dinner? We're gonna make fresh pasta
[01:08:50] Little fucking fresh bass. I gotta eat. I'm I I'm I are you still in your diet? Come on?
[01:08:55] I'm not but I do want like a coffee or something. You've had I gave you two Kirkland signature tall boy
[01:09:02] I can't cold brews. I can't stay awake. I don't know what it is
[01:09:06] You're depressed. Maybe you're dreaming of sexual men. I am depressed. I am. This is fucking shit sucks. The world sucks
[01:09:12] I don't know. I mean that's what I mean. It's like it did some of it. It is I'm torn. I don't know if I'm like
[01:09:19] optimistic and I'm forcing myself to not be or if
[01:09:27] Instinctually something feels wrong. Oh dude. It's scary. I mean this is the most un I don't know. I can't I have no idea
[01:09:36] Cannot I mean I don't want no homo for what I'm about to say
[01:09:43] Everything sucks and it's only getting worse and the only thing we could possibly do with our lives is just have a nice life
[01:09:49] Get married and have kids be a nice dad
[01:09:52] Yeah, but there's no good person be good to the people in your in your life. Sure good friend
[01:09:57] There's you could say yes, you know what's missing is like traditional values and all that shit, but that's like exacerbated by that
[01:10:04] I'm just exacerbated like the inability to attain those things is like
[01:10:09] Be good to the people in your life. I mean that's it. Yeah sure
[01:10:12] What happens what happens when you get married you have a fucking kid and then four years from now your
[01:10:17] Incuses your income is fucking gone. Mm-hmm. You have no assets now. You're broke now. You're divorced now. You're a shitty dad
[01:10:26] It's like you know, it's like I mean that could that would be bad
[01:10:32] Why don't you say that to say that you know what is important?
[01:10:36] Have being good to the people in your family to the person that had to provide for people and they just lost their fucking job
[01:10:41] And it's not coming back. I mean, it's like it's you know, so then what happens
[01:10:46] I don't know. I mean the whole that there's there's all of these other things
[01:10:50] I don't know. I watched I want to clue that from being a possibility
[01:10:53] I watched like my family lost everything in 91
[01:10:58] And struggled the rest of my upbringing and they stayed together, you know
[01:11:03] They didn't give up on each other and like, you know, they were we were all together the last three months
[01:11:09] You know, and there's something to be said for that. Absolutely life could be shitty
[01:11:12] But like you have each other, you know, I mean, I think that's definitely one part of it
[01:11:21] Maybe America has always been so stable, but this is the most it's obvious
[01:11:26] We're a shit country that like horrible country
[01:11:28] Obviously we got really lucky at the end of world war two
[01:11:31] We hit a jackpot and we blew it in one and a half generations
[01:11:37] We never had a real chance when we were born. Yeah, you know, there there was nothing
[01:11:43] But I mean, I think yeah, and I just I'm scared for what the fuck happens like
[01:11:48] Trump is like uh, you just don't know what happens with the second term of this motherfucker
[01:11:53] If that happens, which you could I mean Joe binds a fucking
[01:11:57] Corp is ridiculous. Yeah, the best best bet for winning is just lock that motherfucker to bunker and let Trump
[01:12:03] The world keep getting shit and then people will be like, all right. I guess we won't vote Trump. Mm-hmm best case scenario
[01:12:11] Things are unstable. What's that the other thing people on social media calling them like a bunker baby and a coward? It's like
[01:12:18] I'm sorry. Is there been any president that's like it's like fuck security
[01:12:23] Let me do me the I'll go talk but I will say it was really funny that he was like I was actually just checking it out
[01:12:30] I was not hiding. I was looking I was inspecting the bunker that rocks
[01:12:34] They were like I'm actually not gay. I was just there was pussy down there. I was looking for pussy in the bunker
[01:12:43] It was cool on 9-11 when when bush stayed in air force one just flying a bush the america peaked when bush through that heater
[01:12:52] At the world series. Yeah, that's the best america diamondbacks one. That is hilarious. That was everyone thought the aces
[01:12:59] We're gonna win we should have known we were everything was downhill
[01:13:02] Now Rihanna Rivera blew like three saves. I think it's actually it was when um
[01:13:09] Uh the Janet Jackson Tittie. Yeah, that was it. That was the the moment
[01:13:14] We got to see breasts and everyone was mad about instead of celebrating it and that's when the fucking world went to shit
[01:13:20] I don't think it was that event in particular
[01:13:22] I think if you just said to pick an apex like some kind of cultural touchstone to point out and say that's one
[01:13:45] I remember missing it and being pissed.
[01:13:47] I was at a part, I was at a Super Bowl party.
[01:13:50] I remember it happening and not being...
[01:14:00] And it's like, it was clear that that was like, they...
[01:14:07] I don't know why they said it was a ward.
[01:14:11] I think there's supposed to be a pasty or something?
[01:14:14] No, I mean, it's like the way it rips off,
[01:14:17] it doesn't make any sense that it was anything other than the deliberate...
[01:14:27] It's funny, I go back and I look at stuff like this and it's like,
[01:14:36] I haven't enjoyed a single moment in my life.
[01:14:38] That's the overwhelming feeling is like I...
[01:14:41] I'm tired of dialed my head back there.
[01:14:48] Honestly, I'm literally running through the slideshow of my head right now.
[01:14:52] It is all meals and getting my dicks sucked.
[01:14:54] Every single positive, like one Christmas party me and my family had.
[01:15:00] And everything else is breasts one time a girl, two times girls gave me incredible top.
[01:15:08] Some nice, like, nice little trips with girls and stuff.
[01:15:13] There's a little, but it's all either getting head, seeing titties or eating fucking bulgogi.
[01:15:24] The amount of times I've been fire fest happened.
[01:15:27] I've driven up the PCH and wanted to kill myself numerous times.
[01:15:30] I have multiple memories of just going to kill yourself.
[01:15:33] Not going to kill myself, but like driving up the PCH because it's so pretty.
[01:15:39] And being on, what is it, point Mughu or whatever it is?
[01:15:43] When you drive past Zuma, there's that big rock and you can go into it.
[01:15:55] You go past Malibu and there's something called like point Mughu or something.
[01:15:58] There's a rock where you can pull over and you can overlook the Pacific Ocean.
[01:16:02] And I've been there multiple times in my life.
[01:16:05] And the feeling is always, I wish I could enjoy this.
[01:16:08] It's like I wish there's something missing.
[01:16:10] There's some other fucking thing that's missing that I'm like dissatisfied that I can't enjoy
[01:16:16] And maybe one day I'll actually do something I'm proud of.
[01:16:20] Maybe I'll get out of my own way and finish something for once in my life.
[01:16:27] They just have a fantasy of themselves as someone else that can do things.
[01:16:32] When you think about that guy who's done the things you think about doing.
[01:16:39] And then maybe I can go back to the PCH.
[01:16:41] I can go back to point Mughu and some time.
[01:16:45] And then feel satisfied and then kill myself.
[01:16:57] I called my dad and both of us were crying and I said I love you and he said I love you too.
[01:17:09] And then I'm just alone in my house by myself.
[01:17:19] For a while, I just started lying to people and telling them my wife killed herself so they
[01:17:25] said that there is a reason and they don't ask me about it.
[01:17:29] All your Chinese neighbors would be like that guy's fucked off.
[01:17:31] That guy's like fucked off or something.
[01:17:38] NOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO That's it.
[01:17:40] That's how they talk. Yeah, well you and Felix would both be deep
[01:17:44] Queens guys. We're just Felix live rego and rego park really in a high rise
[01:17:49] The fuck like by Costco. You know this in rego park. Yeah, why?
[01:17:55] Should we not be saying this is this no knowledge? Yeah, yeah, I think he's like really happy there
[01:18:01] Oh nice. He just lives with all Russian and Chinese people. He's pretty happy
[01:18:05] Fuck yeah, I love a story. Yeah, I love Queens
[01:18:10] If I move anywhere in the city, I'll move to Queens. Shelly now we're talking. It's the best girl now. We're fucking talking
[01:18:17] I've been there. I think about to be six years. It's crazy same apartment
[01:18:22] Or I'll move to West Village and start making some changes. Yeah to like Christopher and Gay Street. You're gonna get it straight again
[01:18:30] I'm I'm gonna say let's turn it. Let's make it Jewish again. All right fellas
[01:18:35] We've had enough fun sucking and fucking all over the place. Let's make it Jewish. It's about to be Jewish again
[01:18:40] It'll be interesting to see what happens to the city. I
[01:18:44] Think it's just gonna be even more fucking big at even more
[01:18:48] Like foreign money and corporations and shit are gonna buy things up. No, I think a lot of corporations
[01:18:54] Have found out that like teleworking works better
[01:18:57] Yeah, I know but I think I think there's gonna be actually beyond that it was like already
[01:19:03] I mean we all remember that we were fucking bullshit happening like six seven months ago whenever that was when it was revealed that like
[01:19:10] Commercial real estate is always a prop company's bullshit. Yeah, yeah releasing schemes that you know is like
[01:19:19] Overvalued company that one venture money fucking dried up. Yeah, it was going so I mean, you know
[01:19:25] But I don't know it's like with the world the city gets shitty again
[01:19:28] I hope so go back you hope so not like shitty shitty
[01:19:31] But like not like I don't want it to be like all fucking chains and shit. I mean
[01:19:40] Like all fucking boutique like fucking yeah, but that's not where it goes from there
[01:19:44] It's just like vacant season. Yeah, I don't know
[01:19:47] I don't think it'll ever get there because people will want to live there dude my prediction
[01:19:51] CB GBS is coming back back right now CB GBS is at Newark
[01:19:56] It's alive and so live and well and you were a airport
[01:19:59] That's but it's gonna move back to the spirit of the spirit of CB GBS is alive and well punk rock is returning
[01:20:05] Oh, yeah, we're gonna have like an Andy Warhol factory type thing. Mm-hmm
[01:20:13] I'm throwing out all my fucking all my Andy Warhol stuff. I'm freaking
[01:20:19] I'm freaking I found that out and I was pissed
[01:20:22] Dude, I was like what the hell he would have probably been yuck so annoying. Oh my god. Of course. Yeah
[01:20:32] Those panel canning yeah, yeah, there's nothing
[01:20:36] We're all ever did that I look at and say that looks cool. Yeah, and he didn't fuck right
[01:20:42] He was like a nerd he was too nervous to fuck you got obsessed with hot girls
[01:20:46] He's one of those guys guys who don't fuck and again. I don't care who you fuck or what you fuck
[01:20:52] Yeah, but if you don't fuck there's something wrong. I just feel like as a painter. I don't talk shit on other pain
[01:20:57] You're not a painter. Yeah, I don't know
[01:21:01] I mean I guess it's because he's influential or whatever but like
[01:21:04] This looks like shit that the most obnoxious graphic designer in the world would produce. Yeah, yeah, which they do
[01:21:10] Yeah, because of him, but still true even still it's the same thing is like it's just like how Louis sucks in retrospect
[01:21:18] Because so many people like yeah, cuz when you hear his cadence all you think about is all the open micers. You've heard
[01:21:32] Fuck I'm hungry. Someone's grill. I'm fucking I want to make dinner. I gotta I gotta piss any
[01:21:37] So well, I'm really glad this was nice to be in person. Yeah, listen
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