Cum Town | Premium | 06/29/2020
[00:00:04] Hello there stranger there you go, so we're gonna do video from now on nice
[00:00:10] And it's I like this cuz look you can't see me
[00:00:13] We mean it you're not in there. I am but oh, but you got your head down. I got my head down
[00:00:18] Let me see if I can you can watch the video on your watch
[00:00:21] Let me see if I can zoom you can zoom into this dick and balls
[00:00:27] I'm spreading my legs to make it easier for Nick to zoom into my dick and balls. I don't know if the zoom works
[00:00:39] Well, I just tried it doesn't work anyways
[00:00:42] Well, we got video figured out folks. Do we yeah, where is this just on your phone?
[00:00:48] It's just recording on my phone. Oh, we're gonna post it. I'm gonna send it to the guy and then he's gonna
[00:01:07] Okay, so this is what it looks like yep
[00:01:11] Just the fellas chilling out. So we this is what this is how we do this is how we have
[00:01:18] We so glad our day comes so rainy day here in Brooklyn rainy day
[00:01:24] I'm coming off of getting yoked myself. It's rainy and humid and yeah, it's like the rainforest a rainy summer
[00:01:31] It's like the rainforest the rainforest cafe. Mm-hmm. I had my birthday there one year. Did you yep?
[00:01:37] The year after I had it at Planet Hollywood
[00:01:41] Yeah, conservation themed birthday no, I just wanted to I looked cool, you know
[00:01:47] I thought I was thought it was the turn out like making your way through them all it was me my parents bailed
[00:01:57] You your cousin spent most of his time in the bathroom older gentlemen from the neighborhood
[00:02:02] Oh, yeah, he kind of ran the point he was point operation. Yeah, he was really cool. This guy
[00:02:06] He was like he was just like one of the kids, you know. Oh, yeah, I bet you he let you guys have any snacks
[00:02:12] Yeah, this photographer guy from the neighborhood. That's awesome. Yeah Vegas attracts
[00:02:17] I would guess a lot of that type of kind of creatives zany types. Yeah creatives
[00:02:22] That's what we should start calling pedophiles
[00:02:25] It's great. They went out of business solely because the food sucked there rainforest cafe. Yeah, the atmosphere
[00:02:32] Was cool. It was cool. All the chain restaurants that should have stayed around rainforest cafe should have been one of them
[00:02:38] Yeah, but their food was so fucking bad that it couldn't save them
[00:02:41] I I don't think I think I went there once in my life and I was like, whoa, this is tight
[00:02:45] There was a one of those type of restaurant theme restaurants in Vegas called dive
[00:02:53] I only remember going to the rainforest cafe. Maybe a grand total of three times. Mm-hmm, and I
[00:03:00] Remember every time well, I don't remember the food at all me neither completely fucking unremarkable
[00:03:06] Yeah, we're shit like chucky cheese amazing pizza. I love the pizza. Yeah
[00:03:10] Apparently they rebranded as like yeah on on for like seamless evil stuff. They were like the stiffion
[00:03:18] Yeah, and people were buying covid. Yeah
[00:03:21] They were doing delivery chucky cheese with like fake Italian name that trickster mouse once again
[00:03:27] I think I think I got it was a pizza place. Can you imagine if Chuck E cheese was like?
[00:03:34] And then they're like well no one's gonna get chucky cheese fried chicken
[00:03:38] So we got to come up with the name and then it looks exactly like me was like I
[00:03:50] Call it Jefferson chicken big fat mama big fat mama Lamont big lip mama chicken
[00:03:57] Coming at you on seamless. What? Mm-hmm. Why don't we just try straight out the screen door?
[00:04:06] Okay big lip fat Jack Tini mama chicken. Yeah, Jeff. Thank you for your suggestion
[00:04:14] So racist is just a pair of lips me. No, I'm not on the board. I've actually I play the mouse
[00:04:21] Actually want to contest to meet the board
[00:04:26] But I have some schematics drawn up for big fat mamos chicken
[00:04:30] That was the first place does one of the first places to suffer from from automation. That's right
[00:04:36] They've automated that fucking band. Yep
[00:04:40] RIP my great grandfather came to this country to be the fucking and I tell you that there that bands
[00:04:46] Better there any of these goddamn K-pop bands. Thank you. Oh my god Nick. You're gonna get put us on a list
[00:04:52] I know I'm trying to see I'm trying to I'm trying to ride a pistol. I'm I'm writing a book called the new tigers with bill
[00:05:02] The new segments of society that are the angriest and figure out how to provoke them. I love it. Yeah
[00:05:08] Well, what but you have to someone has to die though if it's an O'Reilly book does it killing link killing Kennedy
[00:05:14] He just can't stop with that theme. Yeah, he's like you come up with one cool name and you keep saying it
[00:05:19] Yeah, it's the only thing cool that he's ever said. Yeah, there's a word killing totally
[00:05:24] So if you could maybe killing Kim Jong-un or Kim Jong-il the first one
[00:05:29] You could do killing in the name of the rage about are they about actually killing the guys I never read them
[00:05:36] Maybe I would guess it's a conspiracy theory about but I don't know
[00:05:40] All I know about bill will Riley's that he tried he asked to put a loop to like put it
[00:05:45] He bought a blue foot of putting a woman's pussy or something. Well, I got a roof and pussy
[00:05:54] So what happened he got canceled and he just retired now. He's just like not yelling about things. Well
[00:05:59] Isn't he a podcaster now? Oh, does he have a podcast? I think he does maybe I'm wrong. He's a member of the community now
[00:06:06] What if Chuck E Cheese was actually a fried chicken restaurant?
[00:06:12] Consider that maybe you have maybe you haven't
[00:06:15] I'll tell you there's one thing you should consider is that it would be very racist if that went that way
[00:06:34] That impression is close to always going off the rails, but
[00:06:38] You bring it back from the precipice a little bit you just put a little New York spin on it
[00:06:42] It's kind of saves it you almost dive right into Pacino. I've never shaved my balls before
[00:06:49] There it is. Yep. See he did it again folks. Yeah, that just fucking
[00:07:02] Yeah, it's dangerous to close to they're really close to Pacino the Irish
[00:07:06] I shave my balls put this loofah in your pussy you fucking whore
[00:07:19] Then what did bill of rally for I can't remember the last time I even saw my bear
[00:07:28] I'm trying to see exactly we said to that lady who was on voicemails. Yeah
[00:07:38] Idiot, that's so funny to leave a horny voice. I know that's so I'm embarrassed every time I leave a regular voicemail that I didn't beat off to
[00:07:45] Imagine imagine how he felt after he'd ever after he left that nut loose. Yeah, he must have felt so stupid after that nut went off, dude
[00:07:54] Yeah, that's that's such a humiliating voicemail
[00:07:59] That he probably had to leave a clarifying voicemail and call that one a boy's a boy's a boy's just a boy's
[00:08:08] Lou I left a very funny voicemail earlier for a young lady
[00:08:16] Now to play us off my rape voicemail that I left for one of the interns
[00:08:25] Yeah, dude imagine having a fuck bill or Riley to fucking be an intern at Fox to suck me off. What is that?
[00:08:34] What a fuck it will do it live and now to suck us off sting
[00:08:49] Staying in the other two guys from the police and now to suck off sting in the police me
[00:08:57] What does that say the fuck does that say who's writing this?
[00:09:02] He's sure he scurries over to the other soundstage. It just sucks him off. Bye. Bye
[00:09:06] No, that's John the block one. Mm-hmm. Bye boy. Bye. Bye issue number one below Riley
[00:09:13] That he suck off sting head that he suck off stings penis
[00:09:20] But well Riley 15 seconds, I'm gonna give you the last word and you know I didn't do it and it's a fucking lie
[00:09:43] When I wrote the song lady in red it was actually about bill of riley
[00:09:48] It's not your song and fuck you fuck you he's sucked my dick. It's not even a sting song
[00:10:01] Lady and rad is a sting song I wanna cliff 15 seconds
[00:10:06] I don't I don't think it is I don't believe it's thing
[00:10:11] Tony blankly would you suck off sting I
[00:10:14] Don't know how any of these people sound I
[00:10:28] And I can I cannot never see an episode
[00:10:32] fucking Tony blankly sounds like it all it was the the PBS politics round table
[00:10:38] Yeah, that was that was before I was a nerd I thought I was I was I wanted to be cool until like age
[00:10:46] Like 14 or 15 then I was a nerd and now I'm back to being fucking radical and cool again
[00:10:52] What were your nerd years like I was just like into politics. I would like watch meet the press and shit
[00:10:57] Oh, that was you that kind of shit. Yeah, I was like you were in like comic books
[00:11:02] No, no, I was like a fucking school go into school dinner
[00:11:05] It's a show that stopwatch for people would be introduced to a penny
[00:11:13] Taking notice I did I did I did ask for a panini press
[00:11:19] And I was very into making my own panini
[00:11:28] The George Foreman commercial it was a knockoff George Foreman girl that I used to make paninis
[00:11:33] I was into that big time around 14. I was making a lot of my own panini
[00:11:38] There was like a lot of pesto was like an eleven dollar black and decker version of the George Foreman girl
[00:11:43] Yeah, but it didn't have the branding didn't that I was signature
[00:11:46] I've gone through so many of those mm-hmm. Just like I mean how perfectly that pairs with being alone in alcohol
[00:11:56] Just the right size for one frozen brother. Yeah
[00:12:01] Was in chicken breast throw it on there fuck it. I got to the point where I would just put the mustard directly
[00:12:09] Close the thing and then just grill the steps as possible. Yeah, just grill the mustard into the chicken burger spec
[00:12:16] Mm-hmm infuse it that's infused flavor right there and it's black and decker. So it feels like manly
[00:12:22] Not your cooking shit at home deep. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir
[00:12:27] Yeah, no, I was just I was like a politics little fucking nerd and no, I don't know shit. I
[00:12:34] Don't know. I absolutely goddamn nothing
[00:12:38] But shit dude back in the freaking day I
[00:12:42] Was waking up Sunday watching that watching CBS Sunday morning as well. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:12:49] I would also go to church at that sometimes. Oh wow. I was an altar boy
[00:12:53] You know I'm saying I was a total nerd. Yeah, no, my mom loved it
[00:12:59] My mom thought I was like a fucking genius. It was so funny. Yeah, that's I hate that
[00:13:04] My parents thought I was gonna be president of the United States. Yeah for no reason
[00:13:09] I wasn't even particularly smart. Shout out to the guy that died Chris, whatever the fuck that fat one
[00:13:15] No, they got me depressed. It was the crisp and been one of our story
[00:13:21] What what was that? It's like a couple days ago. Oh damn
[00:13:24] All right, Peter so many which if you want to get the Chris Benoit Memorial t-shirt come down come down town
[00:13:31] To official officially goes to his family should be on the front page
[00:13:38] He goes to the memorial of both likes choking recently redesigned the website nice brother. I did it myself
[00:13:45] But what's what's the theme is it like a flat design? No, it just looks like every other fucking online store rather
[00:13:52] Then it looked like absolute shit before and I just looks like regular shit nice. I love regular shit. Mm-hmm. I love to look at
[00:14:00] Christopher's your Christmas. What was the anniversary of Michael should I go back to Puerto Rico wasn't thinking about moving the Puerto Rico?
[00:14:05] Why well, it's the United States, but then it's also, you know, not really yeah, it's lawless
[00:14:11] It's the easiest place to move to where you can completely fuck off. You don't have to really do any paperwork is
[00:14:17] What about the US Virgin Islands Epstein style
[00:14:21] Is that with little Shane James was I think it was in the US Virgin Islands is it easier to move the Puerto Rico or is it all the same?
[00:14:27] I would guess it's just there's American Samoa and it's that's not easy. Yeah, I moved to Guam
[00:14:33] No, you won't Puerto Rico. Yeah, I'm gonna Puerto Rico. Yeah, I moved the old San Juan
[00:14:37] It's it's just stroll down the avenues of the cigar. They're drinking rum again. I'm just covered in parrots
[00:14:46] That's right. Yeah, I've thought about just sorry make your regular. Hey, don't go to go. I'm the same
[00:15:03] Cheek it a banana. It's like dole dole dole banana
[00:15:16] Thanks man, you find like sidekicks, but can I ask you this may I please come on the podcast?
[00:15:33] Would you look at this picture I drew Adam sucking spider spings
[00:15:41] Yeah, I come to visit you. Can you show this to Nick? I had the question for stop
[00:15:48] That's my favorite type of DM that I get I had a question for stop
[00:15:52] I know I get to say I was like why the hip go to him
[00:15:58] I already tried showing Nick this but he didn't get back to
[00:16:11] I will never show Nick anything you didn't mean
[00:16:16] I promise I won't and that's a promise. It's a promise. I won't ever send my friends when you show me to show them
[00:16:24] I'm Barack Obama and I will never show how's the temperature in here is it stuff?
[00:16:34] Fuck with the audience. It will it's you have mics though, right? No, it'll be you have microphones and it will fuck with the AC
[00:16:42] I don't know how it works, but every summer but we have microphones
[00:16:46] Does not mean anything but they're not like they're not like multi directional. They're just like we'll still fuck it up
[00:16:53] Alright, well, and but I'll tell you no, it's it's it's it's playing into my fantasy of I'm living in San Juan
[00:17:00] In Old San Juan. Yeah, it's true, you know walking around selling bracelets to tourists
[00:17:15] Mm-hmm. You know bracelets. Uh-huh. Yes, sir
[00:17:20] Yeah, I'm going to Greece if they if we're talking about where we're leaving well next episode
[00:17:24] I'm gonna get a gold speedo and some palm fronds. I would just be I was talking you guys
[00:17:30] I was talking with a friend would be very funny if like
[00:17:33] And I had the idea and then I thought about doing it and it's almost too funny to not do
[00:17:38] But if I just bought like an apartment complex in sub-Saharan Africa
[00:17:42] Uh-huh, and then I you know, so then I had like my income from like, you know, my shirt business and stuff
[00:17:48] But then also, you know, I was living off my rent role from my
[00:17:51] My development in Ghana, you know, and then people on Twitter found out about that
[00:17:56] You were a landlord in Africa that I have that I'm an
[00:18:02] I have apartments in Africa that I collect money
[00:18:07] You're not you wouldn't live there. I would know I would live here. I'd be passive income. I'd be collecting rent from Africa
[00:18:13] And just let people online find out about it
[00:18:17] I think it'd be cool if you that I just have an apartment complex called the Stonewall Jackson apartments
[00:18:24] And fucking Acra Ghana in Africa. They call him brother
[00:18:33] Right. Yeah. Yeah by brother Nick the the PGT boulevard arms
[00:18:42] Well, they don't know you know, I figured they don't know any of the confederate generals in Africa. Yes, it's about history
[00:18:48] So yeah, because it's illegal to name this to put the statues up here. So I actually
[00:18:55] lobbied the local government in Ghana to
[00:18:59] Reallocate their healthcare resources to my public works projects to put up
[00:19:05] To put up, you know obscure generals too, by the way, we're not the most ruthless most racist ones
[00:19:12] Mostly the guys that types of facial hair are named. Yeah, yeah, it didn't really do much during the war
[00:19:20] It's more of a tribute to facial hair and if they happen to have been prolific slave owners. So be it. Mm-hmm
[00:19:27] Yeah, Princeton just got rid of Woodrow Wilson. Oh, so I'm vindicated fine. That man was racist
[00:19:32] What do you mean you're vindicated? Well when I said something about I've about Princeton and Woodrow Wilson
[00:19:41] By you yeah, both of you about what about fucking I don't I said something real some tidbit
[00:19:47] I think when I was jetlagged from Japan. I said you said something about Princeton
[00:19:51] I said should I go to Princeton and I said what do you would
[00:19:54] I thought it'd be funny if I just kept applying the Princeton house. Oh, yeah, that would be funny
[00:19:59] It's a 31 year old with no education. Well, I'm actually would be really funny. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna enroll in Pratt
[00:20:06] And I said should I go to Princeton and Adam goes why would you a big Woodrow?
[00:20:09] That's right. That's right. That was probably one of the most embarrassing things I've said on there was another really good one
[00:20:16] Fuck what but anyways, this doesn't vindicate you that they've wrote that there's there's a connection
[00:20:21] No in no way or shape or form does it vindicate you?
[00:20:25] And in fact, it's so embarrassing that you held it. I shouldn't have even brought the fact that you think about this actively is
[00:20:31] More embarrassing than the original well when I saw the headline on the you got the New York Times push notification
[00:20:37] I was like oh, I forgot when I said the second embarrassing to remind me of when I said that
[00:20:42] And I'm okay. I shouldn't have said that. Yeah, that's fucking pathetic. It was but you know what you say on this podcast
[00:20:49] I gotta get that African apartment complex
[00:20:53] If only if only it's just so that people we
[00:21:01] And then I just didn't like I put up a big flag there that says black lives matter
[00:21:05] Yeah, I'm like what I put up the flag. I put the flag up. Did you see in the shield in Tel Aviv?
[00:21:12] They had a black lives matter rally like a couple weeks shut up so funny. That's awesome
[00:21:17] We are here to say that black life metal to us. They're literally we will be taking out
[00:21:22] Jewish only bus. They literally put like refugees from Africa in concentration
[00:21:31] They put them in concentration like black Jews too. Yeah, yeah, exactly
[00:21:36] That's like completely have the claim that you can't claim to have this posture
[00:21:40] Felasha Jews the Ethiopians. Yeah. Yeah
[00:21:44] Um, did they just say they're gonna do a no Palestinian bus or something like that?
[00:21:49] Like like literally not allow a row city in park. I'm not even getting me in the back. Yeah, that's where to go
[00:21:55] That's what I just did so funny and when I say so, I mean, I might be making that up but it feels good to say
[00:22:03] Do not focus on the I will I mean they should be going for it
[00:22:07] It's like with all the corona stuff going on america is like fucking
[00:22:13] Now's the time spiritual bankruptcy or whatever with the history of racism
[00:22:18] It's like if I raise real right now and be like now's out of chance to kill all of them. We are going to do it
[00:22:23] Yeah, well, they did I think they're gonna like they're talking about annexing parts of
[00:22:28] Of the west bank agnospank. Yeah, so that'll be pretty fucking chill. That would be pretty chill
[00:22:34] That should set off some really cool domino effects if I were to guess. Yeah, I think that's gonna work out great
[00:22:41] Goddamn this sucks. There was that that apparently there was a corruption probe there because nets and yahoo's son was drunk at a strip club
[00:22:57] Corruption that like he was participating in that's what he was and it was the same strip club that I got sucked off in when I was 19
[00:23:08] Fuck is that noise someone making popcorn? No, it's the rain gutter
[00:23:13] It makes a it makes an obnoxious noise. I like the noise reminds me old sam wan
[00:23:27] Feeding total how long were you an old San Juan? Probably about that for
[00:23:32] I don't even an old San Juan. I stayed in shitty San Juan. Yeah, there's two options
[00:23:36] There's old San Juan and then there's dog shit
[00:23:39] You guys go to old Montreal over there. It was real nice. No, no you went probably when you're in JFL though
[00:23:45] I I can't remember. Yeah, I mean, it's really nice. They're Montreal. I'm pissed this bullshit. It looks
[00:23:52] It looks it looks like Paris. I want to see the world. I miss the I miss touring just for the riffs
[00:23:58] Yeah, I miss the yeah, I miss the laughs
[00:24:01] On the bus a little riff. I miss that nice day. We had out on the road. That was beautiful that day was great. It was
[00:24:09] Fucking bullshit. Yeah, fuck this shit dude. Fuck this
[00:24:12] Um, yeah, it sucks. I want to go be like Julia Roberts and get my pussy stuffed in a different you want to eat?
[00:24:20] You want to go eat pray love somewhere?
[00:24:28] Eat, eat, pray and suck and that's it. That's our nipple and clits
[00:24:35] I just said what it was what's that movie about so she eats stuff and then she prays a little bit
[00:24:39] Mm-hmm. She gets a whole stretch bit is some bit shit
[00:24:43] Then she gets a whole stretch by Javier Bardem, right? Is that who fuck sir? I don't know that's Vicki Christina
[00:24:49] He has a recent Barcelona. I'm reading the Woody Allen auto biography right now. What's that movie about?
[00:24:54] Who didn't have so many movies where it's like I got dumped
[00:24:58] Time to go on vacation. I think it's just that and Stella got a groove band
[00:25:01] Yeah, where she gets piped down and girl Frank. That was good girl strip girl strip was was hilarious
[00:25:07] Girl ship was great that movie was very funny. Um Mona Lisa smile
[00:25:12] No, that's not what that's about a week of their own
[00:25:15] Not that's not what it's yeah, it's true. They just naming movies with women
[00:25:18] They get dumped and then they start playing baseball gravity
[00:25:22] Yep, they got dumped. No, she's just a dumb bitch. It doesn't want to be in space. Mm-hmm. It is scared
[00:25:28] And then she thinks she's having ch hanging out with George clean, but he's fucking dead
[00:25:31] Fences Jurassic fences fences fences their legs. They get the end and stay is there some of that in there
[00:25:38] Yeah, absolutely. That's true. That one's true
[00:25:46] Uh, yeah, I can't think of any other Maltese falcon. Wait, Nick you were watching Wanda
[00:25:52] We yeah, you said on Instagram. It's so good. What's one. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, what's warm. I don't know why I brought that up
[00:26:02] That is that's that's another that is but that is about that
[00:26:06] So that one we're jokingly naming movies. I was just thinking of woman movies
[00:26:10] And then I remember that you said you were watching one. What's one who's in one? Does Wanda sex? No
[00:26:21] It's uh, it's uh, I forget barbell loaded made it
[00:26:25] Uh, what the fuck is that it was the only movie she ever made who is barber loaded?
[00:26:32] And it's she's uh, what are her tits look like?
[00:26:40] Her titties are in the movie. Her rare tits? You can see them
[00:26:44] Now about time you motherfuckers always bearing the lead this bitch like uh, what is it the guy?
[00:26:50] I saw like a couple years. I'm pissed because there's a guy that's on a crime spree, right?
[00:26:54] And then she like she was wrapped up in it
[00:26:57] And then she's like sad and poor she gets her pussy. It's very it's in west Virginia or something
[00:27:03] Yeah, somewhere somewhere else belt. Yeah, I think it's in
[00:27:15] You know what I would rewatch my dick's walking swan
[00:27:18] Uh, digress you the next generation. Yeah, he watched it before. Oh, yeah, I watched the entire series
[00:27:25] I've told the story before but you know, I had stepsisters and they would watch it
[00:27:29] And uh, I would only catch glimpses of it here and there when I was a teenager
[00:27:34] And it was always it's like an incredibly no dramatic
[00:27:36] Yeah, and then when I was like 20 I lived with chris cubus and they put all of it on like netflix
[00:27:43] And I was like have you ever seen this show? He's like, I'm not watching this fucking show
[00:27:46] And I'm like, let's trust me. She's throwing one on I was like, well watch the first episode trust me
[00:27:51] Yeah, I'm like this shows hilarious. Yeah, and then in like two weeks later. He's like fucking buy himself like whatever it takes
[00:28:02] He watched probably every single episode of that show
[00:28:05] Yeah, I mean I I watched a lot of them with him, but he fucking ran away
[00:28:11] Nobody could watch things like cubus that guy would just fucking consume
[00:28:14] You get into something he'd watch the entire run of a tv show
[00:28:18] He'd watched like 400 episodes of the show in just like three or four sittings big respect
[00:28:24] That's a that's a that's a standard big fat guy move
[00:28:27] Because you just fucking you're eating like four meals, you know what I mean? It's like nine hours
[00:28:32] Ice cream sandwiches from the beer store
[00:28:35] Love just cracking beers and eating ice cream sandwich just a little ice cream sandwich is nice
[00:28:39] It's like when you put a little bit of your hp
[00:28:41] Constantly instead of having to use a big health pack, which is what I do. I do big meals
[00:28:49] My view is viewership. I have no idea how you got to this analogy, but sure
[00:28:54] Eating ice cream sandwiches is like replenishing a little bit of your hp. Oh like video games
[00:29:02] I like in the video game that eating ice cream sandwiches and not moving all day is something that's good for you
[00:29:07] It is dude in my beautiful world of ripping through a tv show. Yes. It is
[00:29:12] Congratulations, you're even fatter than you were yesterday
[00:29:19] You've reached a final level of you're almost fucking dead the game. That's right
[00:29:24] Tell me cubas wasn't great at that game. He was pretty good
[00:29:29] I'm taking your story and putting it into the way our fans can understand
[00:29:33] There's no video games. I remember he's like 10 years older than me and I remember, you know
[00:29:37] I was like 20 and he was like 31 or something around there. Yeah, and he would always be like, yeah
[00:29:46] In 10 years now and he's like eating health food. Oh, yeah, I mean, hopefully he lives a long time
[00:29:52] Yeah, it's funny. You got to look back and be like damn. I don't realize how quick 10 years would go by 10 years
[00:30:00] He did promise somebody that if he lived past 40 he would cut off his pinky like in uh, you know big trouble in uh, little china
[00:30:07] Oh, wow, but he never did it. Well, it's time to pay the piper. Is it big trouble in little china?
[00:30:12] I don't think it is showdown in little tokya. That's where I think it showed a little
[00:30:17] Um, I'm not doing that. That's a cool move
[00:30:21] Promise to cut your pinky on well the way japanese guys do that they cut their pinky off for what your kuzu guys do it
[00:30:26] Like as a as a flag if they fuck up they have to cut their finger off
[00:30:30] You have to give you your finger to the boss. Well, I'll get circumcised my ever fuck up
[00:30:35] I'll give you guys my foreskin. I would love your foreskin bro. You would wear like a fucking prize jewel
[00:30:41] I would keep it be funny to go up to like a fat japanese guy that's like missing fingers and a leg from diabetes
[00:30:50] Do they take fingers for diabetes? I thought it's just a leg. You know kuzu
[00:30:57] I think it's yeah, it's your extremities your extremities. Yeah
[00:31:05] Um, yeah, there aren't many fat japanese guys though
[00:31:08] There's just sumo wrestlers and the guy that pulls tablecloths with his dick
[00:31:11] That guy rocks. He's not even that fat by american standards. He's not even fat american standards. He's normal
[00:31:17] Yeah, dude. It was somebody going to the japanese big and tall stores
[00:31:21] It was like one there's one store in all of tokyo
[00:31:25] There's one store there's one male model and there's one guy. It's the same guy over and fucking over again
[00:31:30] You gotta take that guy's job. I want to I gotta get over it. Go by yourself. I don't know how I was in there that
[00:31:34] Yeah, I think I did. I think you're trying to find some drip, dude
[00:31:40] When I was in tokyo would like go into clothing stores and I was like, you know, like I guess i'll do shopping
[00:31:45] Then I just end up with like the Adidas store. Yeah, but they have they have a
[00:31:45] Yeah, oh yeah, they have exclusive color ways there Japan only it's really not worth it. No, it's nice to get anything on the internet. It's not worth it. It is not worth it at all. That's why my next trip old sand
[00:32:07] Living down there. I got just a dress like spy versus spy
[00:32:11] I'm about to go to fucking Baltimore. My mom's gonna make me some fucking cookie stone. Oh, it's a little trip
[00:32:16] A big fat hunk of beef over again sand Baltimore old sand Baltimore. That would be a cool town. Oh, la how y'all doing?
[00:32:31] Yeah, you can come over here smoke black and molds. We got the freshest black
[00:32:36] We got a little midget rolls black and molds fresh for you. I was laughing the other day by ham
[00:32:41] Elector having a bunch of like raven stuff
[00:32:50] Books jerseys Joe flacko is elite Clarisse
[00:32:56] Yeah, I ate that bitch with a naddy bow ray rice did nothing wrong Clarisse
[00:33:01] Is that better that might be better you're kind of dark. No, it's not it watches it mountain
[00:33:07] It's too bright. No, that's cool. It makes Nick look like he's
[00:33:19] Look at him the lord is coming together
[00:33:22] He's perfect. He's perfect. Hey, he's perfect
[00:33:28] I yeah, I eat her shit with fucking I put a little obey on her fucking liver and wash that shit down
[00:33:34] And I washed it down with naddy ice with a tall
[00:33:47] Yeah, I was thinking about it the other day. It's crazy. You used to love it
[00:33:50] I don't even think of myself as somebody that doesn't drink anymore. It was just like I thought about it. It's like oh, yeah, everybody just
[00:33:57] Yeah, they don't they really do they love brew skis. Maybe just have a no duels dude. I remember I was talking about Paul
[00:34:04] Second he has no duels. It's no, I've had nine out of all beers. Really? Yeah, it's nice. My dad drinks nine out of all care
[00:34:11] That's mostly was got I mean, that's what that's what fucking club soda bitters is
[00:34:14] I probably wouldn't have been stayed sober if I weren't for club soda club
[00:34:17] I like club soda bitters. They should just pound club soda
[00:34:20] I go to bar and just have like 15 up. There's trace amounts alcohol and bitters, right? Sure
[00:34:26] But I mean, it's like mostly replacing the like you don't get drunk
[00:34:29] Yeah, the ritual of going to a bar and drinking something fizzy 15 things
[00:34:37] But yeah, I could probably I could probably have a non-hoc the problem is it's not I don't it's like who gives a shit, you know
[00:34:43] Yeah, it's not what's important. I mean some the some beers do taste good
[00:34:46] You know, but it's like if they didn't get you drunk would I just be
[00:34:48] But I'd be drinking like fucking quack or saint been artists if it had no alcohol in it
[00:34:53] Absolutely not. No, probably not. Maybe it's that saint been ordered as a beer. Yeah, it's good. That's good
[00:35:00] It's one of those uh, it's like trappist beers
[00:35:03] Was it shit? They put in a goblet for you? Yeah, like Belgian abby stuff. Oh, yeah
[00:35:07] Those those were the only kind of beers ever like really liked were Belgian abby beer shots out to the fucking peanut butter
[00:35:14] Um stout. I used to fucking suck off. Yeah, shit was good a dew claw
[00:35:20] A dew claw original the peanut butter stout. Well nice a nitro some shit like that never liked ipa's I always hate not an ipa
[00:35:30] But them them fucking nitro stout. It's like you're drinking a fucking milkshake
[00:35:35] Guinness is a nitro style. I don't know. I was I never had Guinness
[00:35:40] You've literally never had a Guinness in my life, but you don't even not drink
[00:35:45] No, I just haven't had a Guinness. They're kind of nasty. I would go if I was a I was good by the being Ireland
[00:35:51] I was gonna have Guinness is there. Yeah, there is better there fresh from the
[00:35:56] Fucking suck it off fucking mother Mary's teeth. I always like to get towards the end. I like the Guinness
[00:36:05] And then Guinness you can drink like 15 up. I mean that's kind of that was always my metric was
[00:36:11] What can I have 15 of these and you know what dude by that metric you liked a lot of beers and now
[00:36:16] No, there's a lot of there's a lot of beers. It just suck like you can't drink a lot. IPAs are filling in heavy
[00:36:25] You don't even want to be nasty light beer. You can drink a million. Yeah, that's what I drink a freaking takate
[00:36:30] With a little bit of fucking lime and shit like that
[00:36:40] Damn, that's a sex noise. I wish I had a big old bag of Swedish fish. You know, walking up and down the avenues old
[00:36:49] Just popping one of those local fucking specialties Swedish fish
[00:36:54] I am how you say mentally retarded. I have no ability to read
[00:37:06] And from a retarded country I have never
[00:37:13] Dude, I don't know about old sey one. I want to go to Greece my fucking cousin sent me pictures on the beach
[00:37:18] We're not allowed to go to the east man. It's like it's cheap. It's an easy vacation
[00:37:22] It's not far away. It's in jello. It's an easy flight or we go rocks. How far is where is Puerto Rico?
[00:37:29] It's fucking in the Caribbean. It's like
[00:37:31] Caribbean is like southeast of here. It's just south of florida south of florida
[00:37:42] Yeah, I never been need the tourism july 15th
[00:37:46] Puerto Rico reopens as a tourist destination. Is that so? Yes
[00:37:49] Damn, I'm not going to none of that shit for a while. You're not I'm not going to Puerto Rico
[00:37:55] I'm not trying to get on the plane dude. That shit scares me right now interesting
[00:38:00] I'll draw it. I've lee jet blue back here and they
[00:38:04] Socially distanced the plane so there was like an empty seat in between
[00:38:08] I've looked at flights because I was all excited like okay
[00:38:10] Well, at least I can go on vacation. Yeah, because nobody's gonna be flying and they're all still expensive
[00:38:16] No, they got more expensive. I think yeah, because I think that originally they were really cheap
[00:38:22] When they weren't taking any fucking precautions. Yeah, when I flew out to vegas my flight there was like
[00:38:28] Six people on the plane. That's pretty good
[00:38:31] And I booked it the day before and it was like 150 Jesus Christ
[00:38:36] And then I was like scared, you know, like it was like the beginning of corona. So I was scared
[00:38:41] Yeah, and so I upgraded the first time in my life. I flew first class
[00:38:49] Right, the plane was empty. Yeah, but I thought like the seat would be bigger
[00:38:54] So I'd be farther away from people or something, but yeah, nayami Campbell you see that she was wiping shit down in first class
[00:39:07] Dude, it's fucking funny. I don't know. I think New York is kind of cool right now
[00:39:09] Like I like the I like the level of the reopening that we're at right now
[00:39:15] Yeah, it's kind of hopefully you should face too
[00:39:18] Well, it's like I've been like ordering takeout and then eating outside every day
[00:39:24] Yeah, and like I've been like making sure to do outside shit every day
[00:39:28] Hanging out at the cemetery. I've been hanging out at fucking Greenwood cemetery a bunch trying to trying to bring back
[00:39:34] Famous old guy. They're saying now the gyms are going to be closed until there's a vaccine
[00:39:38] Really? That's what they're saying, which is so funny because it's like gyms are definitely
[00:39:43] Like more important than sax fit happening. Yeah
[00:39:47] People need like it's for your health at a certain point. It is a fucking mental health issue. Yeah, yeah
[00:39:53] I mean definitely for your physical health, but yeah, they're just I don't know what it is
[00:39:56] I feel like somebody somebody in the gym lobby pissed off gwammo
[00:40:00] I don't know what that I feel like from being in the beach on fire island. There's like an underground
[00:40:04] Gage 100 gym. Oh all of them. I found like a gay gym speak easy
[00:40:11] I still get emails from my old gym or whatever and they've been like illegally operating since
[00:40:17] Close the blinds. Yeah, they're like good news. We're doing curbside fitness and it's like what the fuck is that?
[00:40:23] That doesn't mean anything. Yeah, you're just operating the gym and then like like the loss
[00:40:28] Explicitly states gyms are closed right right you know like oh, we're doing classes with less than 10 people and social this
[00:40:36] It's like no, this is in Maryland. My brother just fucking he just trains people outside
[00:40:41] Yeah, they do small fitness. Yeah, I'm doing that too. They rented like an outdoor space
[00:40:44] So they're just doing whatever they can to like yeah skirt the law. Yeah, they do it in parks
[00:40:49] My sister said the strip clubs in vegas. It's like they're fully operational. Just all the strippers are wearing masks
[00:41:00] You could like yeah, I used to go because it growing up
[00:41:03] Like if you when you turn 18, you can go to all nude
[00:41:08] Yeah, so you can see pink right and then when you and but they're non-alcohol
[00:41:12] Like they're like alcohol. They're dry right but then when you the 21 plus joints are
[00:41:18] Topless because they don't want to mix pussy and alcohol pushing alcohol bad combination
[00:41:22] So I used to go at 18 and just yeah, there was a girl in my class that started dancing before we graduated and like everyone went to go see her
[00:41:31] What the fuck it was I actually feel that's fucked up. I feel awful about it. Did everyone do it?
[00:41:39] Yeah, basically everyone did it ever so everyone went I fit if I let's start let's start here
[00:41:44] What did you go? I have horrible memories. Let's start hearing this. Yeah, so you again
[00:41:49] We got it you feel terrible, but everyone did it everybody did it. Well, yeah, you have horrible
[00:41:55] No, a lot of the girls didn't do it obviously some of the girls did it
[00:41:59] Okay, and would have what percentage of the guys would you say?
[00:42:03] Um a large percentage put a number on it. I would say dozens
[00:42:08] Out of dozens of percent. It wasn't that big it was a dozen percent 12% no, it's over
[00:42:15] Um, I mean, I just yeah, I felt let's no no in retrospect. Give us a ballpark in retrospect
[00:42:23] I don't I don't remember dude when you're 18. You're completely immoral like I
[00:42:29] Didn't have a fucking moral compass. He's avoiding the question. Yeah, she was also like
[00:42:34] She was like come through little darlings dude. Like she was like her fault. Yeah
[00:42:38] She would post on my space like i'm on from like, you know 10 to 4 tonight a little
[00:42:44] So it was her fault. I get it. No, but in retrospect
[00:42:47] So you won't tell us the amount of guys that you can you won't ballpark it
[00:42:51] And it's because she lured you in every now you feel everyone I went you didn't want to go
[00:42:55] You felt bad. No at the time. I wanted to go. I wanted to see your press
[00:43:00] You hated the idea of going because you're your ex-boying you were exploring her
[00:43:03] You knew that that was bad back then. No, did you tip that?
[00:43:07] Yeah, of course we all tipped her, but what felt bad about it was that
[00:43:17] Yeah, it makes allowance. Yeah, I did not I never got so just just out of curiosity. Yeah, okay
[00:43:24] How what percentage of the people you I don't remember
[00:43:29] But it was I went from everybody to your not sure. I'm a man of
[00:43:39] Oh nice. How did her titties look? She had large breasts. What's she up to now?
[00:43:45] I think she's happy. I think I I think someone looked up on Facebook
[00:43:56] And we were friends with her though like she was our friend
[00:43:59] But it did like in retrospect if you think back to it. It is kind of weird that you know
[00:44:05] What were the interactions like at school after you saw our titties?
[00:44:08] I don't know. She was our friend like we were cool with her, but yeah, but it was yeah, it was
[00:44:14] It was strange. Did anybody have sex with her? Yeah, my one friend did have sex with her
[00:44:19] My friend that learned was into pooish it had sex. Wow
[00:44:24] He was into this guy Ross Jeffries who made
[00:44:28] Poohet like tapes like on kazaw he down low. Yeah, Ross Jeffries. Um, it's not it's Jeff Rossries
[00:44:35] Yeah, Jeff Rossries. He was he got me to recently right. He was dating a child. Yeah, with a 16 year old
[00:44:46] Poohet saw was a fucking like a post that from him
[00:44:50] Denying something right. I didn't see any of the accusations
[00:44:55] But it was like it was one woman who seemed to have a ton of evidence. He's gonna lose his rank
[00:45:04] You know, it's like yeah, do I think this 50 year old man who's shaving lines into his eyebrows
[00:45:12] Um that one seemed to I'm kind of shocked that one didn't do more people weren't like yeah, what the fuck
[00:45:18] Yeah, because it was like like a 16 year old whose dad
[00:45:22] Set her up with him and it was really fucked up in a lot of ways and they were like straight up dating and she said he
[00:45:29] Raped her while she was sleeping and a lot of a lot of not fathers permission. Well, you know, yeah
[00:45:40] Yeah, it's true. Yeah when you reach the rank of roast master general you're a lot. Yeah, I know that
[00:45:45] I mean honestly the u.s. Bill and Jeff Ross's defense everyone was doing it
[00:45:52] In retrospect he probably feels really bad
[00:45:57] He needs to lose his rank as rosemaster. Yeah, he needs to be stripped at least
[00:46:01] Down to lieutenant lieutenant. Yeah or colonel master staff lieutenant staff sergeant
[00:46:08] Roast master. Yeah, trump needs to intervene
[00:46:15] Him and daleer with the two recent but yeah, that one is worse than dalea even it's like the fuck
[00:46:27] Synically is it because he's more powerful is even more powerful. Oh, jeff Ross. Yeah. Well the power of rosemasters
[00:46:33] I don't think there's any rhyme to reason the funny part is none of this is dictated by justice
[00:46:38] It's all determined by algorithms that's true. Whatever catches on like it's a tweet that are controlled by a handful of companies that have way too
[00:46:48] None of it's based on what's somewhere jack is fucking fasting and like putting is
[00:46:52] You doing the kind of yoga where feeder in his own ass lighting a nog champa out of his asshole
[00:46:58] And he's like we're canceling christily. I saw it in a vision. It's time for delay to get cancer. They goes down today
[00:47:07] I saw everything there's something like real estate office. It's like
[00:47:11] Texas realtor association is no longer calling things the master bedroom hysterical
[00:47:17] What yeah, like that's the big change. Oh, is that named after?
[00:47:21] Yeah, I didn't even realize it was named after so it just felt like the big, you know, like master and commander
[00:47:28] Do the master of the home? This has gotten so the simpsons, right?
[00:47:32] The simpsons said they're not they're no longer in as a result of BLM. They're no longer going to let pocs
[00:47:39] Cleveland is no longer black or boy by white by white white. Yeah
[00:47:44] Um, but I mean that you know, I mean ever the obvious point is that the Simpsons should have gone off the air
[00:47:49] 46 years ago. Yeah, it was still okay to be racist. Yeah, that's their biggest sin is overstepping
[00:47:56] It's if it's fucking harry con the bolu gets his way in a poo is like
[00:48:00] Actually mr. Simpson. You should learn it's like
[00:48:06] It doesn't matter. I might watch it again just because it would be so funny to see like oh how yeah
[00:48:15] It would be a mockery of what the show used to be absolutely
[00:48:19] They have a sensibility of the simpsons fucking 25 years ago. Did you see the the the
[00:48:28] Peter Griffin versus Donald Trump fight sequence. Yeah
[00:48:32] Mm-hmm. Yeah, pretty good stuff. It was the chick. He was instead of the chicken
[00:48:41] Yeah, it was yeah, dude. Well, it's just listen. I respect the Simpsons for just keep cashing the checks
[00:48:49] Who gives a fuck Matt greening's probably got a fucking billion
[00:48:52] What I want to know is uh, we're mudflap and doodoo from the transformers movie voiced by black people
[00:48:59] Because if not Michael Bay's got an answer
[00:49:06] It was that really their names mudflap and doodoo. I'd something like that
[00:49:09] I don't know but I saw it because like even at the time that was what only 2009 yeah at the time it was weird
[00:49:14] Yeah, I've ever backed that I was like what the fuck
[00:49:19] It's like it's just like something that if it was like an obscure cartoon you'd be like, okay
[00:49:23] But it's the biggest movie in the world. Yeah for like the next two months
[00:49:29] Yeah, my name love lappin is doodoo and this the teeth are gold. Yeah. Yeah
[00:49:33] He's wearing chains is a robot that has chains
[00:49:40] Yeah, because Megan Fox was like balling up all over twitter because she had a video
[00:49:45] Uh like a per on kimmel from like 10 years ago where she was like and michael bay
[00:49:50] Sexualized me when I was 15 and kimmel, you know, this 10 years ago 15. Yeah, so kimmel at the time
[00:49:55] I'm like huh. Well, we all want to we'd all love to rape you in your mouth and ask let's go to come up
[00:50:00] Come on, but that was 10 years ago. He was in blackface as carl Malone
[00:50:08] I forgot about that which carl Malone also raped a child
[00:50:11] Did he carl Malone asked like had like a relationship with a 12 year old before he went to the league
[00:50:17] He impregnated a child like a 13 year old. Well, then just in the 1300
[00:50:25] The the that's double inspiration for for heraldic art even I mean it wasn't even it was beyond just heralding kumar
[00:50:37] That's kind of crazy though that almost that maybe that's why it took so long for me
[00:50:40] I canceled because if you do blackface but as a pedophile does it cancel out
[00:50:46] Is it two bad things that makes you that makes it not bad?
[00:50:50] Yeah, we're gonna find out somebody should just photoshop a picture of jeffrey Epstein and blackface and hillary clinton laughing at it
[00:50:56] And circulated and be like this is this was he was there
[00:51:00] This was that might be that that might be how far you have to go to actually get hillary cancel
[00:51:07] Just signing off on child rape they don't really have shrug
[00:51:13] But if it's jeffrey Epstein in blackface trumps there that might get you at least a fucking like
[00:51:21] About it's difficult. We all loved her. Yeah
[00:51:26] It's time for me to listen. Yeah, I apologize for using my new friend
[00:51:37] Recently apologized to me by sucking my ass
[00:51:43] You know we didn't talk about Lindsey Graham all the guys are holding
[00:51:46] Hillary clinton with a new hit called licking bill O'Reilly's
[00:51:55] What about Lindsey Graham that like progé prostitute
[00:51:59] Talking about how he tried to clean Lindsey Graham's ass
[00:52:03] But it was he couldn't there's too much do this well
[00:52:06] He thought it was doodoo, but he had a bunch of fucking like moles on his ass
[00:52:10] And Lindsey Graham called them his little ladybugs
[00:52:13] And then the guy at the fuck Lindsey Graham in the ass passed all his moles
[00:52:21] Called the lady prostitute's called lady g
[00:52:24] Yeah, that's pretty cool. I'd like to imagine him. It sounds real to me. Yeah, I'd like to imagine him wearing like a full gacia
[00:52:32] Kaboom. Yeah, I think he was wearing I think he was wearing pearls in a in a blonde wig with curls
[00:52:39] If I had to guess yeah kind of like a southern
[00:52:43] It's like the joke 10 years ago a debut time all the republican governors are secret faggots
[00:52:51] Yeah, and it's like it like if watch that be true and then they're like all right boys
[00:52:57] It's time to do it to them and then they all come out the Uno reverse card
[00:53:01] And Uno reverse and they're like prod months
[00:53:08] From the democrats i'm gay and all lives matter
[00:53:17] They just didn't drag. Yep. This old dress. We have to everyone has to celebrate it like
[00:53:23] We're here with master called the pride parade
[00:53:27] Sponsored by master called me ronnie comes out as gay. He's like I enjoy
[00:53:31] Yeah, well, I'll tell you what I what I love is getting fucked in my ass
[00:53:43] Oh, yeah black lives black lives matter i'm gay gay sex and things of that nature
[00:53:50] vis-a-vis uh man. Oh, I love sucking cock myself
[00:54:03] Yeah, that would be a pretty good fucking that would be some pretty good maneuvering on their behalf
[00:54:08] Yeah, the democrats have to start being homophobic. Yeah
[00:54:12] Yeah, well, I mean they're they're they're moved from there is to go full hoe tab
[00:54:17] They're already got the sheikies she they're trying to turn our black kings in the faggot
[00:54:27] Yep, and while all this going on it still takes five hours to vote in a black neighborhood
[00:54:32] And this is just all going on in the news
[00:54:35] And then donald trump just becomes president forever
[00:54:40] That's the distraction you want to be gay. That's cool. Yeah, they keep talking about black kings
[00:54:47] I don't know anything about it. I've never heard this
[00:54:50] You could talk about it. I've never heard him. I've never heard anything about it
[00:55:02] It's gonna be so funny when he wins. I know it's gonna be so funny when he wins
[00:55:06] And then they stop talking about coronavirus the day after the election
[00:55:11] There's just no more coverage. There's all this shit about
[00:55:13] Corona until the day after the election then it's just a hard stop
[00:55:19] And then they move on to something else
[00:55:21] Well, just whatever just more Trump's back to Russia. They would have to be impeachment. I guess you have to go back to impeachment
[00:55:27] Yeah, right you can't talk about he's incompetent. You're gonna talk about what he does. It's illegal, right?
[00:55:37] He keeps doing so much illegal. It's like you got to respect how illegal the shitties piling up is
[00:55:41] Didn't they like didn't they like fucking wasn't there some
[00:55:46] Guy he wanted to resign. I don't fucking know who cares
[00:55:49] Yeah, I got bored trying to say that sentence. Yeah, it's just there's no point in carrying dude
[00:55:54] You just got to think about either moving to west Virginia or old San Juan
[00:55:58] That is sounding nice actually. Yeah, no, maybe I'll just buy a whole bunch of land in west Virginia and recreate old San Juan
[00:56:06] Now you figured it out brother. Yeah, that's the fucking most elegant solution his spanic virginia. Yeah, that's right
[00:56:19] Little Spanish port city a bill like an old fort from the 1800s
[00:56:24] We cool import a bunch of parrots. Yes, you gotta have a parrot. Yeah
[00:56:28] Make sure make sure they uh will take over the indigenous
[00:56:31] Life forms so they just run rampant in west Virginia. There's nothing the the sun is blotted out by flocks of parrots
[00:56:40] You brought in to it Virginia. You have a team of monkey pickpockets
[00:56:46] We're your only friends west Virginia rocks
[00:56:54] Welcome to wv bitch country road fuck my home
[00:57:05] The ocee the wv, but then there's a beaches and shit. Yeah, it's so shot in orange
[00:57:13] Damn, what do you how do you guys feel about going swimming in like creeks and shit like that?
[00:57:18] I don't like non natural springs are nice. Yeah, we should I like something with a source
[00:57:24] We should go to a crowsy springs outside of Austin. Hmm. That place was great. Okay. Yeah
[00:57:30] You don't like shit with a source. I don't like shit that doesn't know
[00:57:34] Stag you don't like the stagnant. I don't like ponds. What about a lake. I like a lake
[00:57:38] That doesn't have a like it doesn't like stone have a source. Yeah, they do they have tributaries
[00:57:44] Suck dick be terry. No, that's not true
[00:57:46] Wait, how is the lake there because it's big as fuck? Yeah, I mean the fuck the same way. Yeah, wouldn't it just evaporate
[00:57:52] What that's every that's all water bitch. No lakes have
[00:57:57] They have shit feeding into now. No no chance lakes lakes are just some of them do but lakes are lakes are they can be
[00:58:05] Well, I don't like the ones that don't have anything feeding it. I don't think any lakes have anything feeding in
[00:58:10] Maybe I guess I guess I think maybe sometimes they do but for the like a big one probably not really
[00:58:17] Yes, well look the the fucking what is the the arin's arin see that was one that eventually dried up
[00:58:25] So that one doesn't have any fucking but that was still here that where's that?
[00:58:29] I don't know. It's in like the caucuses or some shit. There's yes
[00:58:32] It was one of the it was one of the largest because the cast being see is just a lake. Yeah
[00:58:39] But they call it a see it's very tricky. You're not saying much now motherfucker
[00:58:43] Yeah, well, but does it have something feeding into the black sea is also a fucking lake
[00:58:48] I thought the black sea was an actual see
[00:58:51] I don't know the red sea. Oh, yeah, the indian ocean is is more of a sea than an ocean
[00:58:58] The meta strain is the iris sea the Aegean sea is a lake. No, it's that one's a sea nice
[00:59:06] The pacific ocean is a lake though. Yeah, it is everyone knows that
[00:59:09] Yeah, the pacific ocean is just like all the leftover fucking water. It's all of the ocean. Yeah, they're like, oh, yeah, I guess is
[00:59:18] You know the chinks didn't name it. So we're just gonna call it this ours. Yeah
[00:59:23] They didn't get around the name in it. So
[00:59:26] Thanks a lot. Oh, they did. Oh, they they definitely have their own name
[00:59:30] Then you know that I take back. I swear. I said the swear
[00:59:32] I'm so it's really unnecessary. I got it
[00:59:35] I thought the the reason I said it is because I thought that they just were being
[00:59:41] Obstinent and shows not the name and that would be fucked up and then I did what you think I want to do tax
[00:59:48] I just want I just wanted to write the jungle book
[00:59:51] I just wanted to come down here and meet belu
[00:59:57] It's up like because like the the original jungle books like red your kippling or whatever. Yeah, it's very very racist
[01:00:03] And I've never read it, but it is funny to imagine him. Didn't he write the white man's burden. Yeah
[01:00:09] That's some pretty racist writing it like you know thinking that red your kippling and road tail spin
[01:00:17] The tail spin started off as a poem. Yeah, I remember what I think I know part of dark and the bear wears no pants
[01:00:23] But he flies a plane and he's got a plane and he gets pussy from the bear with blonde
[01:00:28] Rebecca who has a Rachel cut that's kind of hot
[01:00:33] You sort of you're a bear you'd smash she's a single mom and you know she sucks dick
[01:00:39] You know she has a life time to get his fucking and you know she's a slut
[01:00:46] It's implied the vibes or those of a slush
[01:00:50] Just a dirty slut tying up that handle on her head every day before work
[01:01:08] Yeah, you know, I can't really tell from the internet whether lakes have tributaries. I'm gonna say they don't
[01:01:20] Yeah, I don't know. I guess I've never I don't like too many rocks
[01:01:24] You know like a rocky bottom, but at this point I'll take whatever. I like the ocean better than lakes
[01:01:30] I'm on the record. Absolutely. I'm putting that down. Who the fuck would take a lake over the ocean the ocean tremendous
[01:01:36] Yeah, that's especially that's what sucks about the mid-wrest
[01:01:39] It's like, you know, they got these those stupid fucking lakes. Yeah, and they're like we're right on the water
[01:01:45] They want to act like that's shot. That's not the water. You fucking lose it. Shut up
[01:01:50] Although all this shit in America has big-ass waves and grease the fucking seas are gorgeous
[01:01:55] You don't like wave fuck that dude. I'm trying to swim
[01:01:58] No, wait, dude. I'm server. You're not a surfer. It would be fun. You're a poser if you died in the ocean do not say that
[01:02:05] Now I want that to happen. They would it would it if I died would you rather a shark attack or uh
[01:02:11] We're a drowning shark attack, of course. Yeah, that would be funny
[01:02:14] I would like it if you were killed by an octopus like some kind of big octopus
[01:02:19] And like the like we're all in the shore and we're like
[01:02:25] Then they recover your body and we find out that the octopus had reached into your
[01:02:30] Shorts pocket and was taking your wallet three dollars
[01:02:38] The octopus wasn't attached to you in any way
[01:02:40] It just it saw the your wallet and it wanted that and then it got the wallet and I tried to fight back
[01:02:47] Yeah, it's you clutching onto the wallet
[01:02:50] Octopus just wanted because it was shiny
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[01:03:02] Yeah by the octopus wanted it. Hey back on board ridge. No, we're doing a riff word of riff. Yeah, sorry
[01:03:08] That's okay. Honestly hilarious you proved the point of the riff by asking about sponsorship dollars
[01:03:15] Didn't ask about the figures I just asked about you know
[01:03:19] West Virginia suck my dick put my mouth inside your bones. Welcome to the wv bitch
[01:03:28] Welcome to fucking west Virginia. Welcome. Thanks for jenny. Yeah. Hey deckhead
[01:03:37] Welcome to vass for jenny. Yeah, it's probably like that fucking like california accent v
[01:03:43] Yeah, so much worse if it was in the south. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Welcome to fucking mississippi ass
[01:03:55] Fuck sounds horrible. Yeah, I can't even place what the hell that is. It's like central california
[01:04:01] Mm-hmm. They all sound like that the california's that sketch? Yeah, I just love being fucking chill
[01:04:09] That's like a boston fuck though. No, they talk like that
[01:04:13] Yeah, dude all people are the same if you get down to it. That's what I say that actually I
[01:04:20] I said that early a great philosopher once said they're all pink where it counts
[01:04:24] Mm-hmm. Oh the pussy. Well, I don't know. So how was a black man pink? You have to extrapolate that
[01:04:37] I said should I get beef heart should I try to cook beef? Yeah, fuck it. Yeah beef hearts good
[01:04:42] I've had chicken heart before is very good
[01:04:45] Bravo on decab. They sometimes they got weird cuts in there. That's where I got all that liver. Mm. Yeah, I'm not a liver type guy
[01:04:52] Do you know what I'll make it for you? I'll make you liver and onions. I'm a good
[01:04:57] I make chopped liver. My mom. What am I chopped liver?
[01:05:07] I'm hesitant to think it's good. Well livers like disgusting unless you unless you cook it right?
[01:05:13] Yeah, I mean, it's not tricky. It's poverty food. I mean, it's like we don't want to waste any part of the just you got a soak
[01:05:18] in milk for like fucking three hours. What the fuck? Yeah, that's not what we do. That sounds bad
[01:05:24] We do a lot we put uh the secret is sherry
[01:05:28] Just gave it away. Well now now you know
[01:05:37] You know me dude. I'm a fucking natural snitch
[01:05:40] It's saying like a fucking natural snitch
[01:05:43] How about sherry sine felled and it's like a drunk Jerry Seinfeld and he's like what's the deal was the fucking you
[01:05:48] Not supposed to get posted for the nice cool
[01:06:19] Pretty cool. Oh this cops are black. I'm pretty sure I could talk
[01:06:32] You're black. I'm a Jew. It's the same thing
[01:06:43] Let me end this one. I'll give you a crime or so. I could say it
[01:06:54] He's at least probably part. This should call saying me
[01:06:58] She's gonna say the n-word shoplifting the hood pass
[01:07:04] I'm gay. I think it's mom. Oh, that's the deal with I'm gay
[01:07:15] My guest tonight on the bill O'Reilly podcast
[01:07:28] Is that wrong? It's up to you. The side girl. She's a child
[01:07:31] I can't make those choices and neither can you I don't like women. I like girls
[01:07:52] Jerry Seinfeld announced it is dick is small
[01:08:00] I can't get hurt question is is that anyone's business
[01:08:04] Well, my dick is soft. I think you should have just announced that your dick is small
[01:08:15] Because I don't know why anyone would care
[01:08:17] Care how does he fuck he's tricky. I gotta watch where's he from Boston?
[01:08:28] He was friends with Stern in college. No, apparently
[01:08:38] Getting box. They're both from long island actually
[01:08:42] Long Island brothers long island brothers
[01:08:57] Sherry's Sherry Seinfeld. What were we talking about before that?
[01:09:03] The octopus the octopus killing Adam because he's Jewish
[01:09:13] I would like to go one day to Greece with bro. You say that word
[01:09:19] Baby get some spear guns. Oh, yeah, sada doof echo kill some octopus. That's yep smash him against a rock for an hour
[01:09:27] My uh, my horny godfather loves sada difficult
[01:09:31] Dude, I would love to go we should go fuck some octopus is up go to some fucking
[01:09:38] Some as you were see and you just your truck spears at him. You got a fucking gun spear gun
[01:09:45] And then it doesn't die. Yes, you can do it like yeah, you probably don't have the fucking strength. You can get it trident
[01:09:51] Uh, it's more techniques. Yeah, you don't have the sauce
[01:09:54] Absolutely do it. It's all in the hips. You got to spin you're underwater. You're not underwater
[01:09:59] You're above you're in the boat looking through the wall. No, this is not no the way they do it. They got the gun
[01:10:08] Just shoot the boat. Yeah, but yeah, put a hole in the boat
[01:10:18] Apparently it's real hard to kill those cocksuckers. Oh, yeah, yeah, you got to like smash them first smart
[01:10:24] Reason you're headed to the Shenandoah this weekend. I might I still haven't decided me my might take pack up the car
[01:10:32] Get some fucking and then what do you do and you're just gonna
[01:10:35] Day trip, you know do a hike get some nature because I've been in fucking you ever do that drive the skyline
[01:10:42] It's pretty nice. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe we'll just fucking do a drive and do a little hike
[01:10:47] Yeah, I'm about to go to Baltimore right now in fact, so let's fucking wrap this this puppy up last time I went to
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[01:11:32] And uh, and I want to say shut that to my brother
[01:11:35] Nicholas for deadlifting 550 pounds. Wow, and that's that's the end of the show. Yep. Goodbye everyone