[00:00:00] We got a new character for this on the show today.

[00:00:04] We're going now.

[00:00:05] Nice.

[00:00:06] It's live, boys.

[00:00:06] So we do not have video today.

[00:00:10] Apologize.

[00:00:11] I need to replace the AC adapter for this light ring.

[00:00:16] Now that we know that that's the issue, the Ask Cock

[00:00:19] adapter, and hopefully that is within warranty.

[00:00:22] Because if I have to spend the 20th of dollars.

[00:00:26] Yeah, we're just going to.

[00:00:28] It is awesome to almost do something and never do it again.

[00:00:31] In fact, we should just never do video again.

[00:00:33] The web series, that's the best way we could have ever done.

[00:00:36] Because doing that shit, it kind of fulfills

[00:00:38] what I would get out of being a father.

[00:00:40] You know what I mean?

[00:00:41] Like, oh, yeah, your birthday next year.

[00:00:44] Approximately.

[00:00:45] But then you have to ask it one time.

[00:00:47] And then you're like, I've done it.

[00:00:49] Right.

[00:00:49] And you can just do that to everybody in your life.

[00:00:51] You don't have to have a kid to do it.

[00:00:53] No, fuck no.

[00:00:54] Because that's the most.

[00:00:55] I think we all saw the wrestler.

[00:00:56] And we thought this is a heartwarming story

[00:00:58] about how good it feels to be a father.

[00:01:00] To get pussy on your old.

[00:01:01] To be a good dad.

[00:01:03] And you never give up on your dream

[00:01:05] of being the best wrestler in the world.

[00:01:07] To the detriment of your family.

[00:01:09] But they still have to love you no matter what.

[00:01:11] And guess what?

[00:01:12] Now you made a dar that's a hot lesbian.

[00:01:14] It's kind of like that book The Giving Tree.

[00:01:17] It's the same.

[00:01:17] Your daughter gets pussy.

[00:01:19] The pussy giving tree.

[00:01:20] Yeah.

[00:01:21] Yeah.

[00:01:23] To treat it.

[00:01:24] To treat it lets everyone in town fuck it.

[00:01:26] Get pussy from it.

[00:01:28] There are trees that look like they have pussies.

[00:01:30] Yeah.

[00:01:30] Where they have that little thing in the middle.

[00:01:32] And the knot on a tree looks like a pussy.

[00:01:33] And it would be cool.

[00:01:34] Let's be honest.

[00:01:35] If there was a pussy in there, and it was self-cleaning

[00:01:38] because it's the forest and the whole, everybody

[00:01:42] gets to fuck it, that would be fucking awesome.

[00:01:45] You go camping, you and your boys fuck the tree.

[00:01:47] Just based on the name, I think that's what Fern Golly is.

[00:01:50] That's not that.

[00:01:51] Fern Gushing.

[00:01:52] Yeah.

[00:01:53] I'll tell you what, Fern Golly.

[00:01:54] Fern Golly.

[00:01:55] Luckily.

[00:01:56] The line waiting for the tree.

[00:01:58] I would get it.

[00:01:59] That's true.

[00:02:00] Yeah.

[00:02:01] The line really would turn y'all.

[00:02:02] If there was a line, I wouldn't want it.

[00:02:03] But if you're on a hike and there's a tree with a fucking juicy looking pussy.

[00:02:06] Fern Golly does sound like the name of a porn.

[00:02:09] A black-eyed shot in the woods with his own budget.

[00:02:12] Yep.

[00:02:13] Yes, sir.

[00:02:14] It's getting golly.

[00:02:15] Come on, shouty.

[00:02:16] We going out into the forest.

[00:02:17] We going out into the forest.

[00:02:19] Yeah.

[00:02:20] I got a bed out here in the forest.

[00:02:22] It's like a two-acre plot of undeveloped woodland behind the shopping center.

[00:02:28] Absolutely.

[00:02:29] Yeah, the forest.

[00:02:30] You can clearly see it from a big lot across the street.

[00:02:33] You can see it from across a three-lane highway.

[00:02:34] One of those highways with lights.

[00:02:36] We going out into the forest, sure.

[00:02:38] We making a fire and golly.

[00:02:42] Fern, the fake-ass Tinkerbell off Fern Golly could get it if I'm correct.

[00:02:46] Yeah.

[00:02:47] I think she was falling, you know.

[00:02:49] Well, has its advantages.

[00:02:52] I guess.

[00:02:53] The tree nymph from Fern Golly.

[00:02:55] The tree nymph from Fern Golly.

[00:02:56] The little pussy.

[00:02:57] Tinkerbell catch my turn.

[00:02:59] Tinkerbell is too dramatic for me.

[00:03:00] I bet you needed too much attention.

[00:03:01] Yeah, she threw ten terms.

[00:03:03] Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

[00:03:04] I got all like that.

[00:03:05] She keeps it fresh.

[00:03:06] She's spicy.

[00:03:07] Yeah.

[00:03:08] No, I don't know.

[00:03:09] Seems like she's too much trouble.

[00:03:10] There's a lot of girls in Peter Pan.

[00:03:14] Yeah.

[00:03:15] Tinkerbell has his five-

[00:03:16] Tiger Lily.

[00:03:17] Tinkerbell has BPD, bro.

[00:03:20] I guess they had to do that because they can't have a romantic interest, right?

[00:03:23] Because Peter Pan's getting-

[00:03:24] It would be the boys.

[00:03:25] Yeah.

[00:03:26] The lost boys are the romantic interest of Peter Pan.

[00:03:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:29] No, isn't it Wendy?

[00:03:30] Clearly the implication?

[00:03:31] I don't know.

[00:03:32] I can't remember.

[00:03:33] What the fuck is that story?

[00:03:34] So some bitch can't get kids to go to sleep, so then they start to-

[00:03:37] You get molested by a guy in tights.

[00:03:39] Yeah, they start- Oh, Peter Pan shows up to the house.

[00:03:41] Yeah, and he's-

[00:03:42] He's putting the sleep.

[00:03:43] You can fly away.

[00:03:44] He puts G8- It's basically a guy who escaped from a local community theater production of

[00:03:49] Robin Hood, gave children GHB and fucked them in the ass, and they told them that they were

[00:03:54] flying in Never Neverland to make them feel better.

[00:03:56] You know what I found out recently is like, you know, back in the George Washington times?

[00:04:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:03] Yeah.

[00:04:04] You know, they would wear like tights.

[00:04:05] They would wear like this tights pants or whatever.

[00:04:08] And they would like-

[00:04:09] Like, dudes would bully each other for having like bullshit calves.

[00:04:13] Oh, really?

[00:04:14] Yeah.

[00:04:15] Oh, dude.

[00:04:16] Yeah.

[00:04:17] That was my era.

[00:04:18] I mean, it's still like that, but it's just funny to think that like, you know, like 300

[00:04:23] years ago where it's like, you know, how did they not know slavery was okay?

[00:04:27] And it's like, it was a different time.

[00:04:29] And it's like, yeah, I guess they did correctly assess that you should bully people for having

[00:04:33] fine calves or gay.

[00:04:35] Yeah, right.

[00:04:36] Like, there are certain things they figured out before slavery.

[00:04:39] One of them is like, you shouldn't let people be out here getting caught with bullshit calves.

[00:04:45] Yeah, exactly.

[00:04:46] Yeah.

[00:04:47] No raises.

[00:04:48] Yeah.

[00:04:49] Yeah.

[00:04:50] That's pretty tight.

[00:04:51] What else is going on?

[00:04:53] They tore down the Columbus statue.

[00:04:55] Did they?

[00:04:56] And dumped it in the inner harbor.

[00:04:58] Oh, shit.

[00:04:59] Take that, you know?

[00:05:00] Yeah.

[00:05:01] That's what no fucking imperialism overhear you.

[00:05:04] The native peoples deserve respect, you know?

[00:05:07] Fuck ass shit.

[00:05:08] Yeah, they're changed to the name of the Redskins, too.

[00:05:12] What do you think it's going to be?

[00:05:14] The four skins.

[00:05:15] The beeps, you know?

[00:05:18] The beeps.

[00:05:19] I was saying, I was making the very cool stand up comedy point the other day.

[00:05:25] It's like, well, now people you're going to have to change the name of Washington in

[00:05:28] like a year.

[00:05:30] That's true.

[00:05:31] They're already tearing down those stats.

[00:05:33] He was a slave under himself.

[00:05:34] Well, that's worse, arguably.

[00:05:37] This statue.

[00:05:38] The Washington is a more racist part of the name than Redskins.

[00:05:42] I guess.

[00:05:43] It'd be like if you had a team called the Hitler Kikes and you were like, let's call

[00:05:47] them the Hitler fucking Patriots.

[00:05:50] The Hitler Warriors.

[00:05:51] They were talking about changing the Warriors.

[00:05:55] So Washington was that bad, huh?

[00:05:57] He was a not chill bloke.

[00:05:58] I thought it was pretty cool.

[00:05:59] Now he had slaves before he had pubes.

[00:06:01] No, really.

[00:06:02] He got his first slaves when he was 11.

[00:06:05] Oh, wow.

[00:06:06] I cannot tell a lie.

[00:06:07] I killed the smurly.

[00:06:08] He killed the smurly.

[00:06:09] Think about how bad you wanted like PlayStation 2.

[00:06:12] And the answer is no.

[00:06:14] Yep.

[00:06:15] Young Washington got slaves.

[00:06:17] He was probably thrilled.

[00:06:19] He was ecstatic.

[00:06:21] Yeah.

[00:06:22] That's like getting every season.

[00:06:23] What is a baby?

[00:06:24] What does a kid need fucking slaves for?

[00:06:26] That's like a kid that got slaves at 11 is like a kid that got every system.

[00:06:29] Yeah.

[00:06:30] George Washington had a My Super Sweet 16, the equivalent of My Super Sweet 16.

[00:06:34] Can you imagine if you were just like a regular person back then and then like you had to

[00:06:37] be like, oh, yeah, good for that guy.

[00:06:39] Oh, cool.

[00:06:40] He did the country.

[00:06:41] I'm 28 years old and I got one indentured servant.

[00:06:44] I split with my cousin.

[00:06:45] Yeah.

[00:06:46] Cool.

[00:06:47] That 11 year old.

[00:06:48] That 11 year old.

[00:06:49] He needs three slaves.

[00:06:50] That had himself.

[00:06:51] That had 15 slaves on his 11th birthday.

[00:06:52] Yeah.

[00:06:53] And Nicki Minaj performed as well.

[00:06:57] And they had a beautiful dress for him.

[00:07:00] Yeah.

[00:07:01] He was a he was a redhead too.

[00:07:04] Yeah.

[00:07:05] He was a fucking he was a little red.

[00:07:06] Do the father of our country is a fire.

[00:07:08] So fucking ginger.

[00:07:09] So is Malcolm X.

[00:07:10] Yeah, he was.

[00:07:11] Yeah.

[00:07:12] He was a red bone.

[00:07:14] Yeah.

[00:07:15] Malcolm X was a red bone.

[00:07:16] Oh, why do they call you red?

[00:07:18] Well, they call me that because I'm gay.

[00:07:22] That's so true.

[00:07:25] Most of my son showed him my penis.

[00:07:30] I showed him my penis.

[00:07:31] I showed him the red tip of my penis.

[00:07:33] It was like Rudolph's nose.

[00:07:35] Can you imagine like you need to go over the rich kids house to play with his slave?

[00:07:39] Because your parents were too broke.

[00:07:41] That was the point I was making.

[00:07:43] No, that was the joke.

[00:07:44] We just kind of did a whole riff on that.

[00:07:46] I guess so.

[00:07:48] Then we were doing Morgan Fox men now.

[00:07:51] I guess so.

[00:07:52] Yeah, I'm too respect.

[00:07:53] I'm sorry.

[00:07:54] I'm a little slow.

[00:07:55] You had a weekend in the fucking eye and at the beach.

[00:07:59] Yeah, I had a I had a Benadryl before bed last time.

[00:08:01] I'm still feeling its effects.

[00:08:03] Wow.

[00:08:04] Too many bug bites.

[00:08:05] Lightweighted.

[00:08:06] My fun weekend.

[00:08:07] Yeah.

[00:08:08] I walk past the Columbus that which I didn't because people were like we need to take down

[00:08:13] the Columbus statue in New York.

[00:08:16] And I thought it was in Columbus Circle.

[00:08:18] Yeah, that's what I thought there.

[00:08:19] Well, I saw a bunch of people outside the fucking courthouse.

[00:08:22] We might have to.

[00:08:24] Yeah.

[00:08:25] Outside the courthouse in Brooklyn, there's a Columbus statue there.

[00:08:27] And I was like this maybe there's something different in the Columbus Circle or I guess

[00:08:32] yeah, that would make sense if there's two statues.

[00:08:35] Yeah.

[00:08:36] They got one.

[00:08:37] I think that one where he's killing.

[00:08:38] One where he's killing.

[00:08:39] It's funny that it's funny that the one in Baltimore came down because now they're the

[00:08:43] Cuomo two weeks ago was like, you know, it means something to the Italian community.

[00:08:48] It's the biggest fucking idiot in the world.

[00:08:53] That's the same shit from the sopranos.

[00:08:55] Even being a politician, you should just be like, look, there's a larger conversation

[00:08:59] about all this happening right now.

[00:09:00] Honestly, the statue thing does not seem that important in the wake of like the pandemic.

[00:09:05] We can have those discussions later.

[00:09:07] Let's take your answer to that question.

[00:09:08] I think so, yeah.

[00:09:09] That's a good answer.

[00:09:10] You don't have to fucking like be like, oh no, the Italians want my fucking grandma will

[00:09:14] cry herself to sleep every night if we took that down.

[00:09:17] Yeah.

[00:09:18] Is that what you want to do to her killer?

[00:09:20] Put her, she's already one foot in the fucking gray.

[00:09:22] But you know what's going to happen is de Blasio is going to be like, it has to come down

[00:09:25] now.

[00:09:26] We have to get rid of it.

[00:09:27] Yeah.

[00:09:28] And then fucking Cuomo is going to be like, he's a faggot and then the police are going

[00:09:31] to throw a fucking mortadella sandwich in his face.

[00:09:34] And then say, thank you officers.

[00:09:35] I deserved it.

[00:09:36] And then three days later, Cuomo is going to be like, we've decided that de Blasio,

[00:09:40] he's being a coward and a faggot and it's time for the statue to come down.

[00:09:43] I'm tired of it.

[00:09:45] I know I'm tired of it.

[00:09:46] It's me and Chris have been saying since we were kids we were tired of.

[00:09:50] And it's, you know, unfortunately you have a mayor in that city and a police department

[00:09:54] that are refusing to do the right thing and throw the statue down.

[00:09:57] Why don't they fuck with each other?

[00:10:00] De Blasio.

[00:10:01] I think, from what I know.

[00:10:03] And I barely pay attention at all.

[00:10:05] It's all sourced in like disputes over the fucking MTA.

[00:10:08] I think it is the MTA.

[00:10:10] Because it's like not him being a fake Italian?

[00:10:12] No.

[00:10:13] I think it's something about that they have like joint budgetary or maybe the governor

[00:10:19] has the MTA is because a state authority.

[00:10:23] Yeah.

[00:10:24] Anytime the trains are broken, people blame de Blasio, but it's really Cuomo.

[00:10:29] Yeah.

[00:10:30] Cuomo took like a personal interest in the, because there is a head of the MTA, but he

[00:10:34] like has had more of like a hands-on approach that's either run counter to what de Blasio

[00:10:40] wants or I don't fucking know.

[00:10:42] Yeah.

[00:10:43] I can't believe how he's been fucking mayor for a while, hasn't he?

[00:10:45] De Blasio?

[00:10:46] Yeah.

[00:10:47] Yeah.

[00:10:48] It was pretty cool to see him get booed at that Paul Simon concert.

[00:10:51] Nick and I were like, yeah, I don't remember him getting booed.

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:55] I introduced him and like the fucking 60 year old like, you know, like nice dads from

[00:11:01] Long Island or all booing.

[00:11:03] How was he fucking up then?

[00:11:04] It's insane.

[00:11:05] You just hate the mayor.

[00:11:06] How the fuck is he mayor?

[00:11:07] Everybody hates him.

[00:11:08] I was shocked when he won the second time.

[00:11:11] I think you just hate the mayor.

[00:11:12] No, because even people love the Rudy's bitches.

[00:11:15] No, they didn't like him in the 9-11 happen.

[00:11:17] Yeah.

[00:11:18] Well, yeah.

[00:11:19] After 9-11 people like Rudy, but even people liked Bloomberg.

[00:11:22] Yeah, that's true.

[00:11:23] They did like him.

[00:11:24] Yeah, he's a bitch made-ass motherfucker.

[00:11:26] Because he took the train to work or something.

[00:11:28] Why do they like him?

[00:11:30] I don't know.

[00:11:31] Honestly, because his name is on a channel for the same reasons they like Donald Trump.

[00:11:35] Because he's rich.

[00:11:36] Yeah.

[00:11:37] Yeah, because he's a fucking alpha male that gets pussy.

[00:11:39] Yeah, like me.

[00:11:40] No.

[00:11:41] Same reason.

[00:11:42] Yeah, that's why I love us.

[00:11:44] I love us.

[00:11:45] Didn't Bloomberg say some weird shit about his daughter?

[00:11:49] He was trying to get her fucking Italy or China or something.

[00:11:53] He was like trying to set her up on dates.

[00:11:56] Do you think they're like fag hags for pedophiles?

[00:12:00] Yeah, just lame.

[00:12:02] Oh, Galette.

[00:12:03] Yeah, exactly.

[00:12:04] Oh, never mind.

[00:12:05] All right, Peter, her in advance.

[00:12:07] What's the process?

[00:12:08] She got COVID.

[00:12:09] Has she been arraigned or what?

[00:12:10] No, she did.

[00:12:11] Yeah, she did.

[00:12:12] No, that's bullshit.

[00:12:13] No, she.

[00:12:14] Shut up.

[00:12:15] Why would they be bullshit?

[00:12:16] Why?

[00:12:17] Oh, they're about to fucking get her, dude.

[00:12:18] Yeah, it's done.

[00:12:19] They're about to put a pillow over her fucking face.

[00:12:23] If she if she got COVID quotes, I'm doing quotation marks, everyone's sorry.

[00:12:27] You can't see because of we don't have video.

[00:12:31] She's going to get fucking she's going to get fucking suffocate.

[00:12:34] Harvey got it.

[00:12:35] No, it'll probably happen as though just they figured out like to what it will be like a

[00:12:39] limited hangout situation where it's like, yeah, Prince Andrew, Dersha wits, probably

[00:12:44] not Clinton, they'll implicate probably like Trump as much as they, you know, and it'll

[00:12:50] be it'll be just fucking fuel for Democrats.

[00:12:55] And that'll be it.

[00:12:56] And then people be like case closed on the Epstein.

[00:12:58] We got scandal.

[00:13:00] And then it'll just go away.

[00:13:02] Yeah, and also and no matter what, Trump will win.

[00:13:04] I don't get it.

[00:13:06] Didn't Ders just say like, I hope there is video so the kids, it'll show I'm not on

[00:13:10] it.

[00:13:11] That's awesome.

[00:13:12] You just tweeted that.

[00:13:13] I wasn't really paying attention to this weekend, but Galaine got arrested.

[00:13:19] And they said it had something to do with the Manhattan DA or the Manhattan US attorney

[00:13:23] that was like, it's trying to fire and then he stepped down.

[00:13:29] Now it's like an interim person.

[00:13:32] And now they like made the arrest.

[00:13:35] And I don't understand what that means.

[00:13:36] My man was working on this.

[00:13:38] Trump had tried to get him fired to stop the pedophiles.

[00:13:40] Well, that's what that's I guess.

[00:13:42] But but maybe who cares?

[00:13:45] I don't care.

[00:13:47] And I don't care.

[00:13:49] So nobody else showed you the lane.

[00:13:51] Elaine.

[00:13:52] You fucking bitch.

[00:13:53] Gay lane.

[00:13:54] Get that Gay Elaine.

[00:13:55] Would you get that?

[00:13:56] Elaine, Ben, that that.

[00:13:57] What'd you get that?

[00:13:58] I'm trying to get some buzzer from children.

[00:14:01] Mooji.

[00:14:02] Mooji.

[00:14:03] Yeah, I was going to say it's nice.

[00:14:04] It's the job.

[00:14:05] It's funny because that mooji shit, I get the feeling that in Japan, that's sort of like

[00:14:09] Kmart.

[00:14:10] Yeah.

[00:14:11] And then over here people are like, Oh, Japanese.

[00:14:13] Yeah.

[00:14:14] Everywhere.

[00:14:15] It's a nice job.

[00:14:17] I don't really buy for the buy that.

[00:14:20] It'd be like if in Japan people were like getting reservations to eat at Wawa.

[00:14:24] Yeah, they're like, Oh, look at this.

[00:14:26] It's a T-shirt with Spiderman doing a kicklet.

[00:14:28] It's a guinyang symbol.

[00:14:31] It's ancient blue M&M pajama pan.

[00:14:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:14:37] Wow.

[00:14:38] Stewie Griffin.

[00:14:39] That's a joke.

[00:14:46] Oh, man.

[00:14:48] Yeah.

[00:14:49] Yeah, I just watched Tokyo's story.

[00:14:50] No, I want a coffee pot like that.

[00:14:52] Nice.

[00:14:53] It's just sit on to Tommy Matt's old time.

[00:14:55] Which is it on?

[00:14:56] You should get rid of all the chairs.

[00:14:58] I don't know.

[00:14:59] I mean, I just got criteria and I'm ripping through some shit.

[00:15:01] I know.

[00:15:02] I just do blue rays only.

[00:15:03] I watched.

[00:15:04] We had this discussion.

[00:15:05] Yeah, we did.

[00:15:06] I watched hackers this weekend.

[00:15:08] But it's nice, dude.

[00:15:09] We get to keep having it.

[00:15:10] And then we talk about it.

[00:15:11] What do you mean?

[00:15:12] What do you watch?

[00:15:13] I just watched line in the cub two or lone wolf in cub two.

[00:15:19] That one rocks.

[00:15:20] The baby catches his first body.

[00:15:22] The baby assassinates someone, which fucking is incredible.

[00:15:25] And he slices some woman's tits in half, which is pretty awesome.

[00:15:29] And then I started watching, fuck.

[00:15:32] We had an awesome title.

[00:15:34] It's Warner Hertzogs.

[00:15:38] What the fuck was that?

[00:15:40] A choir.

[00:15:41] A rapper.

[00:15:42] A rapper.

[00:15:43] God.

[00:15:44] Yeah.

[00:15:45] But the shit was buffering because I got to watch it through airplay because the mother

[00:15:46] fuck they don't have a fucking PlayStation criterion.

[00:15:48] Oh, they don't have that.

[00:15:50] They don't have.

[00:15:51] The fuck is that?

[00:15:52] They don't have the age.

[00:15:53] Just because I'm a gamer.

[00:15:54] I can't fucking listen, you know, get good art, good cinema because I love the game.

[00:15:58] I'm sorry.

[00:15:59] I miss what was happening because I was looking at text messages on my Apple watch.

[00:16:04] Oh, cool.

[00:16:05] And from Microscene and Sean McCarthy.

[00:16:08] Nice.

[00:16:09] Nice.

[00:16:10] Shout out to those.

[00:16:11] I wonder if people found out that there was a group text that involved me, Shane Gillis,

[00:16:17] Sean McCarthy and Microscene.

[00:16:19] That's a nice one right there.

[00:16:21] I know.

[00:16:22] They would be surprised to find out that the old boys club that really does exist.

[00:16:29] Because you could never imagine that kind of basically what you think they're saying

[00:16:34] is being said.

[00:16:35] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:36] Oh, yeah.

[00:16:37] To imagine that no one could ever assume that that would be a group text based on like

[00:16:46] the surface.

[00:16:47] Sure.

[00:16:48] You can say, there's a lot of different guys that I hate.

[00:16:51] It's a pretty random assortment.

[00:16:52] Would they have this overlap?

[00:16:53] Yeah.

[00:16:54] I'm happy to say I curated the group.

[00:16:56] All good laughs.

[00:16:57] All good laughs.

[00:16:58] What features Tommy Pope?

[00:17:00] Tommy's great.

[00:17:02] Damn.

[00:17:03] Tommy Old Text once every like three weeks would be like, I have no idea what's going

[00:17:07] on, but I love it.

[00:17:08] Yeah.

[00:17:09] I got no idea what you're talking about, but I love this.

[00:17:13] I love that guy.

[00:17:15] That fucking pilot they did for a comedy since it was so funny.

[00:17:18] Oh, it's a whole series.

[00:17:19] Oh, yeah, the whole series.

[00:17:20] The whole, they got a pie, but the little web series was so good.

[00:17:24] We need to spend that money on a new wide receiver.

[00:17:26] Yeah, it's a different budget and a different conversation.

[00:17:29] Yeah, it's so funny.

[00:17:32] Oh, mate.

[00:17:33] Damn.

[00:17:34] I still think about that cocaine story.

[00:17:36] What are you doing cocaine?

[00:17:38] When he disappeared for an hour?

[00:17:40] Well, there was that other time, right?

[00:17:43] Like I went up to him and he was sitting in the room at a bar.

[00:17:45] And I guess it was kind of loud.

[00:17:47] But I was like, hey, do you got a blow guy?

[00:17:49] Yes.

[00:17:50] And he misheard me.

[00:17:51] And he just like thinks for a second.

[00:17:52] He's like, no, but I fuck the training ones.

[00:17:54] He's like, excuse me.

[00:17:57] He's like, do you ask me if I'm a blown guy?

[00:18:00] I was like, no, I do you know somebody I could buy cocaine on?

[00:18:05] He's like, oh, I'm on this urgent.

[00:18:10] Also like you didn't need the follow up either.

[00:18:13] You could have just said no.

[00:18:14] If that's what you thought was being asked.

[00:18:17] That was a legend, a hard cock savage legend.

[00:18:20] At night that he disappeared, we got drugs.

[00:18:23] There was this guy we used to get drugs from who

[00:18:25] was a different race.

[00:18:26] I swear to God every time I saw him.

[00:18:28] Like one week he was Dominican.

[00:18:30] One week he was white guy.

[00:18:32] Respect.

[00:18:32] One week he was poor.

[00:18:34] He like, it changed.

[00:18:35] He was like, tongue in the morning.

[00:18:36] A commillion.

[00:18:37] Yeah.

[00:18:38] And then he went to jail.

[00:18:39] This might be one of the best Q and non tweets

[00:18:41] I've ever seen.

[00:18:42] What is it?

[00:18:43] Beyonce.

[00:18:44] Beyonce is not even African-American.

[00:18:46] Yes.

[00:18:46] She is faking this for exposure.

[00:18:48] Her real name is Ann Marie Lestraci.

[00:18:51] She's Italian.

[00:18:51] This is all part of the Soros deep state agenda

[00:18:55] for the Black Lives Matter moment.

[00:18:57] Wow.

[00:18:58] That is absolutely correct.

[00:19:00] That's true.

[00:19:01] For all, you all do know that Beyonce's song formation

[00:19:05] was a secret coded message to the globalists.

[00:19:08] I certainly hope the song clearly admitted that, OK, I'm not

[00:19:12] reading all of it.

[00:19:12] Isn't this guy like running for something?

[00:19:15] Yeah.

[00:19:16] That's awesome.

[00:19:17] We need a guy like that in there.

[00:19:19] Wait, the guy that made Q and non?

[00:19:20] I feel like I'm voting for Kanye, dude.

[00:19:23] No, we didn't know.

[00:19:25] Once he was taking pictures with Elon Musk,

[00:19:27] I was like, it's over for me and him.

[00:19:29] Why?

[00:19:30] You know, Musk is a fucking corny bitch.

[00:19:32] But Kanye isn't.

[00:19:33] There was something about that picture that was like,

[00:19:37] I think I'm done with Kanye forever.

[00:19:39] I don't really give a shit about Elon Musk.

[00:19:41] I love Kanye.

[00:19:42] You know what Musk thinks?

[00:19:44] I just don't care about him.

[00:19:45] I just don't have him.

[00:19:46] I didn't used to, but he's just, I don't know.

[00:19:49] He's gotten annoying.

[00:19:51] He definitely fucked kids.

[00:19:53] He's in pictures with Galain.

[00:19:55] Yeah, but he was like, he's in one picture from Vanity Fair.

[00:19:58] And he's like, I have no idea who that bitch is.

[00:20:00] He addressed it.

[00:20:01] He was like, he's just fucking came up behind me

[00:20:04] and photo bombed me at a Vanity Fair.

[00:20:06] Sounds like you believe was going to open up your third eye,

[00:20:10] brother.

[00:20:10] I have.

[00:20:11] Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

[00:20:13] Elon Fox chill jam.

[00:20:16] She's in a picture with, with, uh, Maris Michael White, too.

[00:20:20] And I refuse that fucking Michael Kane.

[00:20:23] Oh shit.

[00:20:24] I refuse to believe that Michael Kane is that the ball.

[00:20:27] Is he?

[00:20:28] He probably.

[00:20:28] He's in a picture with Galain.

[00:20:30] Oh no.

[00:20:31] Well, I got, where's the child pushy?

[00:20:35] Yeah, I think, torn to him sexual for Charles.

[00:20:38] That's just rich balls.

[00:20:39] Where's the child pushy Batman?

[00:20:46] Which I want to know where's the child pushy Batman.

[00:20:51] Me and Batman are doing a, doing a stress factory.

[00:20:54] We'll be at Liberty Law.

[00:20:58] We'll ever kill law.

[00:20:59] We'll be looking for a pushy.

[00:21:00] We've shot in a new podcast and we had some questions

[00:21:02] about Patreon.

[00:21:03] I don't know man.

[00:21:12] He's like, he got all his money from like apartheid fucking diamond mines and shit, right?

[00:21:19] You should know this.

[00:21:20] Who me?

[00:21:21] Yeah.

[00:21:22] Maris Michael White?

[00:21:23] No, Elon.

[00:21:24] Oh, I thought you got it.

[00:21:25] I thought it was from PayPal.

[00:21:26] No, I think his family's like fucking was like getting gems off motherfucker.

[00:21:30] I don't know why he ever changed his name.

[00:21:32] What was it?

[00:21:33] His name?

[00:21:34] Michael Ken.

[00:21:35] Michael Ken's name is Maurice McGoine.

[00:21:36] His birth name is Maurice McGoine.

[00:21:37] That's fucking rules.

[00:21:39] I thought you were like talking about some movie I haven't seen.

[00:21:41] No, no, no.

[00:21:42] He's like from some like cockney like you know that rocks whichever direction of London

[00:21:46] is the one that sounds like that.

[00:21:48] That rocks.

[00:21:49] Yeah.

[00:21:50] Cock, dude.

[00:21:51] The East End.

[00:21:52] Yeah, you could say you could you could if you're from London and you come to America

[00:21:55] and you want to sound tough, just add whatever direction you want in front of London.

[00:21:59] Because I know in here knows.

[00:22:01] That's true.

[00:22:02] If you're like I'm from the north north east side of London north London.

[00:22:05] You're going to be like, oh, that must be the best.

[00:22:07] I'm a Westie.

[00:22:08] Yeah, don't die.

[00:22:09] We're from central London here.

[00:22:12] It doesn't really downtown London.

[00:22:14] I'm a downtown London guy.

[00:22:15] It doesn't matter.

[00:22:16] Yeah.

[00:22:17] Name any of them.

[00:22:18] Any kind of direction does not.

[00:22:19] Subsection of London.

[00:22:20] Yeah, right.

[00:22:21] We'll be impressed.

[00:22:22] Name one of the football teams.

[00:22:25] You're good to go.

[00:22:26] Taught in them.

[00:22:28] Yeah.

[00:22:29] Maurice McGoine.

[00:22:30] He was embarrassed by his cockney name.

[00:22:32] That is such an incredible name.

[00:22:33] Change it to Michael Caine.

[00:22:34] Maurice, dude.

[00:22:35] Anytime a fucking British guy's name Maurice, that's basically smile.

[00:22:39] Anytime a white guy's name.

[00:22:40] Imagine being his father naming him that he's like, I want him to grow up to be somebody

[00:22:43] who wears hats.

[00:22:44] I want him to have a flat cap.

[00:22:46] I need him to have played hits.

[00:22:47] He's got to have a played hat, so I want to name him Maurice.

[00:22:52] I'm hoping he's a guard.

[00:22:54] You know, maybe he's out newspapers.

[00:22:56] I want some pushy brat rain.

[00:23:01] Thanks, Rich.

[00:23:02] Hold on.

[00:23:03] Oh, damn.

[00:23:04] Hold on.

[00:23:05] Geline, where's the pushy?

[00:23:08] I got nothing when I can't do it.

[00:23:17] I feel like I had him, you know, earlier.

[00:23:19] Nah.

[00:23:20] That's one of those impressions that everyone can do badly.

[00:23:22] Right.

[00:23:23] Yeah.

[00:23:24] Like, are an older person.

[00:23:25] Everyone says, the way you do it is my cocaine.

[00:23:27] Mako Caine.

[00:23:28] Mako Caine.

[00:23:29] Oh, Mako Caine.

[00:23:30] Oh, that's good.

[00:23:31] Yeah.

[00:23:32] Yeah.

[00:23:33] But I didn't want to fucking use cheap tricks.

[00:23:36] I wanted to master it.

[00:23:39] The way you draw, you're not supposed to draw what you're not supposed to draw like the

[00:23:42] big thing.

[00:23:43] You're supposed to do like shade, like little lines at a time.

[00:23:47] Denzel for black people is the shitty.

[00:23:49] They are all right, okay.

[00:23:52] I'm King Kong, et cetera.

[00:23:54] Yeah.

[00:23:55] King Kong ain't got shit on me.

[00:23:56] That's the one they can do.

[00:23:57] That's my Denzel.

[00:23:58] Shout out to that one guy who would do that guy in Baltimore that did both Denzel and

[00:24:04] Christopher Walken and his whole act was like, yeah, whatever was going on at the time,

[00:24:09] like the walking dead was going on.

[00:24:10] He had a whole, first of all, he would just do the impressions up top.

[00:24:13] So the impressions were gone, right?

[00:24:15] Like they weren't novel anymore.

[00:24:16] And then he'd be like, you guys have been seeing the walking dead and be like, imagine

[00:24:21] getting stuck in a zombie apocalypse with Denzel Washington and Christopher Walken.

[00:24:25] Walken through this 10 minute bit about getting trapped in a dick, sporting goods.

[00:24:31] Yeah.

[00:24:32] And you'd be like, Denzel, you got to get the basket, just like whatever the fuck you would

[00:24:37] do.

[00:24:38] Incredible.

[00:24:39] I'm so glad comedy is illegal now.

[00:24:40] It's done, dude.

[00:24:41] Shout out to high tops though, and they're winged special on Sundays.

[00:24:45] It's honestly cool.

[00:24:46] That's it.

[00:24:48] I did so much open.

[00:24:49] Mike comedy.

[00:24:50] I ate so many wings and high tops.

[00:24:51] It's a professional comedian of the 10 to 15 years watching your dream dissipate and

[00:24:56] turn into nothing.

[00:24:57] No opportunities in the future to pursue it.

[00:25:00] And your immediate thought in more.

[00:25:02] Is the wing special on Sunday nights at high tops?

[00:25:04] He's the wing.

[00:25:05] Absolutely.

[00:25:06] They got me.

[00:25:07] The fucking mics sucked, dude.

[00:25:08] People were talking, knowing I was going to do some, I was going to do eight minutes,

[00:25:12] and I was going to enjoy some old Bay wings or some Rick classic buffalo got me and their

[00:25:17] fries were good too.

[00:25:18] Although that was not a, that's how they got you.

[00:25:20] They get you in the door with the wings, half off, and then you get the accoutrement that

[00:25:26] are full price.

[00:25:27] I've never been a wing head, but the fucking wings at the Comedy Cell are incredible.

[00:25:30] Best wings at the end of the night.

[00:25:31] They're unbelievable.

[00:25:32] That's what cracked my tooth.

[00:25:33] Oh yeah, I was there.

[00:25:34] That's right.

[00:25:35] You're right next to me.

[00:25:37] And I finished those wings.

[00:25:38] Why?

[00:25:39] They're the cracked tooth.

[00:25:40] I believe it's the same kitchen, but it is the same.

[00:25:42] For whatever reason, I feel like they're better at the ology.

[00:25:45] Going that extra 15 feet across the street.

[00:25:48] I agree.

[00:25:49] It does something to them.

[00:25:50] They're fresher.

[00:25:51] They come out hottest.

[00:25:52] Fuck.

[00:25:53] Yeah.

[00:25:54] And then, and it's a Mediterranean restaurant.

[00:25:56] They have no, to have wings that good.

[00:25:59] They have no right when they're so fucking good.

[00:26:02] I feel like one of the draft houses in Austin, like the original Alamo or one of the maybe

[00:26:06] the downtown one, they used to have, I thought they were called bat wings.

[00:26:10] I'm not sure.

[00:26:11] But they had some kind of like wing that came with like a, like a teriyaki plum reduction

[00:26:18] that was amazing.

[00:26:20] Yes, brother.

[00:26:21] And I remember.

[00:26:22] It's about the crisp though.

[00:26:23] Getting a bunch of wings, watching moonrise kingdom.

[00:26:26] Yep.

[00:26:27] Yeah.

[00:26:28] That was a, that was a weird movie.

[00:26:29] The last, the last time I ever watched the Wes Anderson, well, I guess I've seen them since,

[00:26:33] but that was the last time I was like, I might enjoy this.

[00:26:36] I can't wait.

[00:26:37] Yeah.

[00:26:38] Yeah.

[00:26:39] Not I can't wait.

[00:26:40] I mean, I was never a huge Wes Anderson fan.

[00:26:41] You were big on it.

[00:26:42] Dude, don't lie.

[00:26:43] Never.

[00:26:44] You were wearing, you're wearing tweed right now.

[00:26:46] Nick's taught you got a little typewriter behind you.

[00:26:48] I've got a bunch of children's accoutrements, a child's typewriter and a child's camera.

[00:26:54] Yeah.

[00:26:55] He's got a picture of an embroidered owl that it keeps with him.

[00:27:00] Yep.

[00:27:01] It'll lock it.

[00:27:02] All that shit they sell at that flying tiger place.

[00:27:04] Yes.

[00:27:05] Yeah.

[00:27:06] Which is, that's probably Japanese kmart and that's a Japanese target.

[00:27:09] No, that's a Dutch.

[00:27:11] It's Dutch.

[00:27:12] It's Dutch.

[00:27:13] Danish.

[00:27:14] Danish.

[00:27:15] Yeah.

[00:27:16] Some kind of Scandinavian.

[00:27:17] The Asian in my opinion.

[00:27:19] No, both the English and the Asians have.

[00:27:22] What are the, Dutch don't have any fucking tigers?

[00:27:25] Yeah, they do.

[00:27:26] There's one on the flag.

[00:27:27] What?

[00:27:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:27:29] Where the fuck they get a tiger from?

[00:27:31] They bought, they traded it.

[00:27:33] They stole it.

[00:27:34] Yeah.

[00:27:35] They fucking pull that down.

[00:27:36] That's the new fucking Confederate flag.

[00:27:38] The English really fuck with lions and tigers.

[00:27:41] Lions they do.

[00:27:42] Okay, fine.

[00:27:43] They love lions.

[00:27:44] But why?

[00:27:45] They don't, now that that just pissed me off.

[00:27:46] Because the whole time I've thought to myself, well, yeah, of course British lions, but those

[00:27:50] motherfuckers, they don't have fucking lions in England.

[00:27:54] They got everything in England because they went around the world.

[00:27:56] Yeah, and they stole our marbles by the way.

[00:27:58] And I want that shit back.

[00:27:59] They stole Queen Elizabeth.

[00:28:00] They got all our shit, dude.

[00:28:03] Well, like, like, like, yeah, those cock suckers after World War II.

[00:28:07] Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna help you out, mate.

[00:28:09] Fucking pieces of shit and they stole all our shit.

[00:28:12] Your marbles?

[00:28:13] They stole our marbles.

[00:28:14] What do you mean?

[00:28:15] I'm like an Acropolis.

[00:28:16] I'm not joking.

[00:28:17] Oh, the marble.

[00:28:18] Yeah.

[00:28:19] Like, ancient fucking, no, dude, ancient, like statues and shit, they fucking stole, they

[00:28:23] steal from everywhere in the world.

[00:28:25] Give that shit back, you cock suckers.

[00:28:27] The British, I know we got some British motherfuckers listening and I want that shit back.

[00:28:30] The British Museum, which is like, they're met, I guess, is like hilarious because it's

[00:28:34] just stolen from every other place.

[00:28:36] Antiquities from every single single.

[00:28:37] I hate, you know what, fuck them.

[00:28:39] They're fucking pirates.

[00:28:40] Fuck them.

[00:28:41] It rocks, honestly.

[00:28:42] It was bucked youth cock suckers.

[00:28:45] I'm out on the fucking British.

[00:28:46] I can't wait to go back.

[00:28:47] Well, in three years, whenever it's allowed and I'm smuggling out shit.

[00:28:52] They just now canceled Skanks for a sound.

[00:28:54] I saw that so funny.

[00:28:56] Because Lewis is like, we regret to inform you that it's canceled.

[00:29:00] I thought that was canceled in March.

[00:29:03] I thought it.

[00:29:04] Yeah.

[00:29:05] Hell yeah, dude.

[00:29:06] He was riding it out.

[00:29:09] Yeah.

[00:29:10] I don't know, I don't know, legally, if we should even, I don't know, what position

[00:29:15] we're in.

[00:29:16] But I get like, errand emails here and there from people that are like, hey, I still haven't

[00:29:19] gotten a refund from the venue.

[00:29:21] From Australia?

[00:29:22] From any of my touring or like the Australia shows.

[00:29:26] And it's like, I don't know what to say.

[00:29:30] We'll follow up with people that booked it.

[00:29:33] Yeah, we didn't book it.

[00:29:34] Yeah, I mean, because it's like, I don't think we don't.

[00:29:36] We didn't do shit.

[00:29:37] We don't handle any ticketing.

[00:29:38] We don't see that money goes to the venue and then months later, the venue like settles

[00:29:42] with us once they take their expenses out.

[00:29:45] Right.

[00:29:46] So go deal, you know, either get a refund for them or go fucking to subandalize it.

[00:29:50] Yeah.

[00:29:51] Well, I don't know.

[00:29:52] Like the thing is, is like, I don't know if I can say just get a refund from them.

[00:29:55] Because if there's any kind of like, I got to read through the contract.

[00:29:58] You worry about loss so much, bro.

[00:30:00] But this thing is that you don't like you have like friendly relationships with people

[00:30:04] in business until there's a fucking problem.

[00:30:05] But don't forget that it's like, these are just business relations.

[00:30:08] That's why you got the, you got to get the fucking Glock.

[00:30:11] Yeah, I guess so.

[00:30:12] That's why you got to be a big tough guy.

[00:30:13] I've been watching the sopranos again.

[00:30:16] I'll beat up a fucking venue owner.

[00:30:19] You know what I'm saying?

[00:30:20] Take a crowbarter, their little nutsack.

[00:30:23] How would you, if you had to go do pickups in the mob, what would your signature weapon

[00:30:27] be?

[00:30:28] Oh, for like envelopes?

[00:30:29] If someone was, if the envelope was light three weeks in a row, I would threaten them

[00:30:33] with another envelope.

[00:30:34] What do you mean?

[00:30:35] I don't know.

[00:30:36] Paper cut.

[00:30:37] Yeah, paper cut from a separate envelope.

[00:30:40] Paper cut their dick in the middle of their dick.

[00:30:41] That would be brutal.

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:43] That would go to a Bush Gardens.

[00:30:44] Is Virginia open?

[00:30:45] I'm not sure.

[00:30:46] You want to go to a Bush Gardens?

[00:30:48] Florida, they just shut down again because I've been seeing Universal Studios Florida

[00:30:53] ads on TV.

[00:30:54] Yeah, they were open because there's people posting pictures.

[00:30:56] There's like, there's no one here that's rocks.

[00:30:58] That's sick.

[00:30:59] I feel like that would do all the rides.

[00:31:00] Yeah, I feel, I want some people there.

[00:31:03] I don't want, no, I want no people.

[00:31:05] Nah.

[00:31:06] I mean, the reason park is like, we're all, I need to see other people enjoying something.

[00:31:09] You want community?

[00:31:10] Not community, but you just described community.

[00:31:12] No, I just described other people having a good time and me pretending like I'm one

[00:31:15] of those people.

[00:31:18] Your boy, your boy, your.

[00:31:19] I mean, I can't imagine.

[00:31:20] You're an emotional boy, your.

[00:31:22] Buy yourself at Universal Studios who would be like, you know what I really want to do

[00:31:25] today?

[00:31:26] It's been $17 on a nice tee.

[00:31:28] And shave my ballsack.

[00:31:29] That's what Michael Jackson was doing to all those kids that never land ranch.

[00:31:34] He was charging up the fucking, you know, wazoo on the concession.

[00:31:38] Yeah, that's why.

[00:31:40] Empty theme park.

[00:31:41] There's no millionaires can have anything they want.

[00:31:43] None of them, none of them have private roller coasters.

[00:31:46] It's fucked up.

[00:31:47] Not a single one.

[00:31:48] Except for Michael Jackson, because he wanted to use a damn section of children.

[00:31:51] I mean, Bill Gates has a X-Wing in his house, a full model that he sits in and pretends

[00:31:55] to be Luke Sky.

[00:31:56] So he wants to have sex with obese 34 year old man.

[00:32:00] And then they're not roller coasters because they're not, I mean, it is fun in the context

[00:32:05] of going amusement park.

[00:32:07] Even the line, which sucks dick, but you're like, fuck it.

[00:32:10] There's a whole line.

[00:32:11] Sure.

[00:32:12] Here we go.

[00:32:13] Because it's the idea of you got a, especially as a kid, you know, it's because you're earning

[00:32:18] it.

[00:32:19] I bet that was probably pretty nice.

[00:32:20] It's edging.

[00:32:21] The Holocaust when they got off those trains and they saw that long ass line.

[00:32:24] Yeah.

[00:32:25] And they're like, look, Masha, King's dominion.

[00:32:27] Yeah, I think that's probably what they were thinking.

[00:32:31] That's what they're like.

[00:32:33] Awesome.

[00:32:34] Can't wait to get to the front of this.

[00:32:35] That's probably what they were thinking.

[00:32:36] That probably have Nickelodeon gak.

[00:32:37] It's one of the ones that I give out.

[00:32:40] And yep, I think you're certain that's what they're thinking.

[00:32:43] That's probably what they were thinking.

[00:32:45] Yeah.

[00:32:46] You have some relatives.

[00:32:47] Is that what they were thinking out of?

[00:32:49] Yeah.

[00:32:50] I've read some of the diaries, some of the documents.

[00:32:53] Yeah.

[00:32:54] They thought they were at some sort of.

[00:32:57] It was the Holocaust theme part.

[00:33:02] It's a cool sounding word, unfortunately.

[00:33:04] The Holocaust?

[00:33:05] Mm-hmm.

[00:33:06] It's a cool meaning of a word too.

[00:33:07] Phonetically, it means destruction by fire.

[00:33:10] It's a cool, that's sick.

[00:33:12] Da-da-da-da-da.

[00:33:13] It's a very mental.

[00:33:15] I guess there is a band called, isn't it like Cannibal Holocaust or something like Cannibal

[00:33:19] Corps?

[00:33:20] I don't f-ckin' knows.

[00:33:22] Who f-ckin' knows.

[00:33:23] Yeah, I watched hackers this weekend.

[00:33:26] Oh, because I hadn't seen it since I was a child. I remember you see Angelina Jolie's nipple for a second

[00:33:32] Whoa, for real?

[00:33:33] Yeah, and before we watched it, I was like, I remember the sex part and I remember she's wearing a jacket like a Moto jacket

[00:33:42] Awesome

[00:33:44] And she unzips it in a dream sequence and you see her you see her tit the amount of time that that was actually on screen

[00:33:52] Was it it had to have been point two five of a second so I remembered it for 25 years. Oh here it is

[00:34:00] Yep, I see it there it is you see it just from the side

[00:34:05] Tomb Raider in Tomb Raider

[00:34:08] In Tomb Raider she throws her towel and you can see the side of her breast. Yeah, I got coombrader and it's me tosses all right. Yeah

[00:34:16] Yes, sir. I mean just a couple of double helix ropes. Oh, you you bust double helix

[00:34:21] Well, there's DNA in there. So yeah, sure this titty looks delicious, but it is it is a very bad movie awful movie in fact

[00:34:30] I'm assuming in on her breast and it looks good. You do see her tit through that Moto jacket

[00:34:34] I can't believe how clearly I remembered it. You know, I was thinking the other day

[00:34:38] What if we could breed out nutting feeling good?

[00:34:41] So you create a race you human beings evolve so that you derive no pleasure

[00:34:46] Well, aren't we like the only species that derive pleasure? No, what the hell? What are you talking about? Oh?

[00:34:51] No, that's not your dolphins. No, no

[00:34:53] Females there's only like a couple females species like parts of the species that like to get fucked

[00:34:59] Most of the time. Well, it's like the female. Yeah, the female orgasm serves no purpose. It's like a bar

[00:35:06] Evolution and it felt as good as getting the dishes done

[00:35:09] It's like, you know, imagine how much more productive you'd be in. Oh, no totally. Yeah, oh, you mean or not at all

[00:35:15] It feels like busting we bust and then that's in sperm into a pussy, right?

[00:35:20] Which is pretty yeah, cuz then you would only be able to make you'd only be able to make things for noble intentions

[00:35:26] You know, I don't want that. I know you don't you would just die. Nobody would fuck you and you would have no motivation

[00:35:32] You would eat yourself to know what actually that sounds kind of no, baby. Sovig. Get it get it shit together

[00:35:37] No, if I love to bust the old the only thing if the only thing holding him

[00:35:42] The only thing keeping him alive

[00:35:44] Your your probably is any wants to fuck that is true

[00:35:48] That is in the philosophically for sure. There's nothing he has absolutely nothing to live for

[00:35:54] Especially how the stand-up doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, but stand up even of itself was just

[00:36:01] It was but it was the thing I loved doing the most so it was again

[00:36:04] It was the thing you loved doing the most to get posted. That's true

[00:36:07] Yeah, yeah, I would I would yeah if there wasn't some sort of although sometimes I think to myself

[00:36:15] Imagine being free of the desire to get pussy. I would like it as much. Hmm. Do you still like it as much?

[00:36:21] What do you mean?

[00:36:23] busting well now I have a renewed fervor to bust because I have been in quarantine. Yeah

[00:36:29] But I can't it's forbidden

[00:36:32] Forbidden busting yeah

[00:36:34] Busting it makes it so much sweeter. Yeah

[00:36:43] That would be cool damn up

[00:36:46] Miss I miss getting pussy. We'd probably be living on the moon by now. Yeah

[00:36:51] Would be like yes, so okay. Let me ask you this what kind of thing

[00:36:57] Qualifies as a bust

[00:36:59] Can't just be anything anything what you like program what you bust to what do you mean?

[00:37:06] No, he's saying that if if like you were programmed you have no such that

[00:37:12] Feel amazing dopamine response like you know, yeah, it's just nothing. There's just nothing there

[00:37:17] Do people still have sex but only to have children? Yes

[00:37:21] What's what about romantic love? What is that now? It's already fake?

[00:37:25] So what your wife is just that already doesn't exist

[00:37:28] That's just something that they dress up busting with to make it seem like it's not busting

[00:37:34] We do all this work to create all these unnecessary emotions. So who do you marry you don't?

[00:37:39] How do you have kids rape?

[00:37:42] But why would you rape if you don't even feel good? No, you marry your boy. It's your duty to the species you and eldest

[00:37:48] The same reason you don't later

[00:37:50] Well, then it's not right. I don't know if we have to use the R word in that case is that what the R word is?

[00:37:55] I

[00:37:57] Guess it's retard. Yeah

[00:38:01] Right

[00:38:03] So it wouldn't be right

[00:38:05] Because you wouldn't want to do it either. When do you think intellectually disabled is gonna play out?

[00:38:10] Because that one's they I remember when that one came around it was it was about

[00:38:15] 15 years ago. It's on the yeah, it definitely feels like it's on thin ice and what was what was already losing there

[00:38:21] It was kind of spiraling out of control when I because it was my late teens. I remember intellectually disabled

[00:38:26] I'm like this is absurd

[00:38:28] But what was going off the rails at the time was special special was special is yeah

[00:38:33] Because special was over shooting to such a degree special rocks. Yeah

[00:38:39] Special was when we were growing up. Yeah, we're growing up. They were like that

[00:38:42] He's special and then we're like oh he's special. Yeah, so they got to the point where kids didn't even know what special meant

[00:38:48] They thought it just meant read hard absolutely and

[00:38:52] And then they did remember the move when you would like make your limp your wrist

[00:38:58] And then Carlos main see you stole that joke from children that he did

[00:39:03] He really did because that was a childhood banger

[00:39:05] Do do do do do do do do do do hit hit the lip wrist of your chest was unbelievable the last person to do that joke was Donald Trump and then he became president

[00:39:19] I was gonna stop it hard. Yeah, they thought that was gonna stop and like wow Donald Trump's making fun of a mentally disabled reporter

[00:39:26] Well, he wasn't meant to know that guys

[00:39:28] Yeah, he's like I really have like see cerebral palsy something. Yeah, terrible palsy

[00:39:36] Yeah, when they gonna start calling it that's what you need to call it if you ask me

[00:39:40] The doctors have a really terrible policy or like it's terrible policy. No, it's terrible. That's how it started

[00:39:47] Yeah, yeah, he's trying that well the doctor says it's it's a very terrible policy as

[00:39:52] It yes, cuz the other Bell the other policies bells palsy. Yeah, we're half your faces fucked up

[00:39:58] So that's cilone had that shit. Yeah to face

[00:40:02] Hey, you bet me

[00:40:05] Yeah

[00:40:07] There was child pussy

[00:40:10] Didn't he also fuck didn't him in like a bodyguard fuck a child

[00:40:13] Still yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. There were some with yeah some deal and every fucking famous person man. It's thanks. I

[00:40:22] Know he did a porn when you're living at the port of the penis

[00:40:28] No, I think it was soft. No, you see his cock. I'm asking you have you seen it. No, I haven't seen it

[00:40:32] It's pretty big. He's got a big dick. He's got a nice heart fat. Congratulations. I'm a happy for him. I

[00:40:39] don't know I

[00:40:40] guess I'd not really but it's

[00:40:42] It fits in with it's a little over

[00:40:46] It'd be weird if Sebastian had a little dick. What it?

[00:40:50] It is has to be little are really big. He can't have a regular dick

[00:40:53] Why not because if it's little then his whole thing is like he's

[00:40:57] Compensating for it, but if it's big it's like he is just like a big dick

[00:41:01] Meathead. Mm-hmm. I remember there was like Danny Bonaducci a picture of his cock came out

[00:41:07] He did like some kind of like naked ping-pong thing. Yeah, and he's got like a child speaking

[00:41:13] And then like people pointed out and he's like no and then he like talked to the media about it and was like

[00:41:18] It's actually not small

[00:41:25] You're giving a press covers about your dick now being small it doesn't even matter if you think it's big

[00:41:30] You've already lost the battle for public opinion. Yeah

[00:41:33] Damn, dude, that's hysterical Danny Bonaducci

[00:41:36] He definitely has a little that makes so much sense. I

[00:41:40] Got definitely has a little penis

[00:41:43] Danny's Danny fucker did you fucker?

[00:41:46] Danny's like a peachy

[00:41:49] Danny baby Danny fucker. You go to the faunies today. What's that?

[00:41:55] A weird time like three years gonna sit and rewatch Tokyo story, but this time with the director's commentary

[00:42:01] Oh, no, right the DVD it's all in Japanese. No, it's who respect that I can't imagine

[00:42:07] There's no way they have no directors commentary, but so there's some kind of commentary

[00:42:12] Nice, and you better believe it'll be like sitting there with a friend who who's yeah

[00:42:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah a friend that was knows a lot about what happened to Tokyo story

[00:42:22] It's about a

[00:42:24] Elderly Japanese couple that goes from I guess the countryside to to city. Oh you go ahead take away

[00:42:31] I don't know you just saw their guns. No go ahead take it away. Are there guns at him kind of about like

[00:42:38] Society changing the old

[00:42:41] New way snooze Ola

[00:42:43] All right, give me a fucking movie where people get in their fucking titties chopped off

[00:42:47] He did a lot of movies with as some of the loves their mother. You'll you'll enjoy. Yeah, okay

[00:42:53] Well, then that's that is my that's my caveat. I like a nice old lady being treated nicely

[00:42:58] That's exactly what the oh well. I'll watch you smile the whole time

[00:43:03] damn

[00:43:05] It's about

[00:43:07] the contrast between

[00:43:10] Formal etiquette and genuine feeling

[00:43:13] That sounds like something that Japanese really struggle with well. Yes, it's elderly couple

[00:43:17] They go to Tokyo to see their grown kids and the grown kids

[00:43:21] Make all of like the superficial gestures

[00:43:23] Oh, they have them over for dinner, but then they're like skimping on the type of dinner they can get the

[00:43:28] Get the parents and then they just send them off for like a day trip without spending time with him

[00:43:33] But they're one son who died in the war his widow

[00:43:37] Yeah, widow nice

[00:43:39] We don't worry is a fucking weird word. Yeah, it is weird. It feels like they were like, I would have a

[00:43:44] You don't feel like well, it's like the main one is the lady kind well

[00:43:47] That's that's it is women. We're like, how do you like it boys? Yeah? Yeah, we're actresses

[00:43:52] We're waitresses. Well, guess what you're a widower bitch. Yeah, you're a steward SS

[00:43:58] Stewart SS

[00:44:01] Gay SS guys

[00:44:04] Yeah, I just watched I watched high and low a couple weeks ago. It's also amazing

[00:44:09] Actually, if you want to watch occurs out you should watch high and low. That's about

[00:44:14] The way your balls hang and the way my balls hang. Yeah minor low. No high and low. It's well established that I've you're right

[00:44:21] That's you hang low but this mall. Yeah

[00:44:26] Minor kind of high and type but they're fat

[00:44:29] Because we just better you want a high-type fat nutsack

[00:44:33] That's like a there's like a pulley system and your stomach's so fat that it's pulling your genitals back into your body

[00:44:39] I don't think so is it the guts of your genitals? Don't rob me of my nice fat lump type sack are being sucked back up into your

[00:44:47] I don't that might be but you're starting to think anyway. Yeah, sort of like a you know

[00:44:51] It's like yeah, your pubic bone acts as a pulley. Yeah, and you're so fat. I don't see how that could possibly happen

[00:44:56] You're guts pull just it's pulling because I'm so trim my my test. I think it's purely a matter of

[00:45:04] Testicular quality not sack quality. Mm-hmm and mine is just a remarkable

[00:45:09] How much smaller the sack can be at times like after a bus to special

[00:45:14] Especially they can be like when you drain them. Yeah when you've drained them. There's there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They're incredibly close to your body

[00:45:22] Yep, please keep me warm. Well, that's the whole point. I've been through so much

[00:45:27] To make nut it has to be I remember learning this in sixth grade

[00:45:32] It has our body temperatures like 97.9. Apparently to make nut

[00:45:37] It's got to be like 94 degrees and that's why they hang out of your shit

[00:45:41] Yeah, and sometimes when it's cold and then people have the audacity to think that God doesn't exist. He was like yeah

[00:45:48] They think that that evolution figured that one out. Yeah, I'm not intelligent design. Yep. God was like that's a shit

[00:45:54] That nuts running that nuts getting spoiled. That's running too hot. That's a smart design

[00:46:02] Yeah

[00:46:04] Yeah, fucking idiot God. Why'd you give us I mean listen aesthetically? I love having nuts. They're funny

[00:46:09] But they should be in your body for safety

[00:46:13] It's true. So God fucked up on that one. Well, I mean it's it's you know, you're a constant risk of injuring them

[00:46:20] You know there it should be behind some fucking bones

[00:46:23] Yeah, there should be a rib cage around your and there should be a little door that your dick comes out of

[00:46:29] Like a fucking cuckoo. Yeah. Yeah, I agree

[00:46:33] The dick should come out of a door

[00:46:35] That would be intelligent design my brother

[00:46:41] Damn dude, I got I got some bubble gutter runies. It is weird how different people can look

[00:46:48] Yeah, but not as different as dogs. Well if we fucked I know it is pretty different. Yeah, imagine that like

[00:46:55] Stav and Grace Jones are the same speech. Well, that's not a that's not a hard one

[00:47:01] But we both have magnetic sex appeal. Yeah, you know, but somebody like

[00:47:08] You know like a like a

[00:47:10] Tra where that whether tribes that shoot someone with a arrow and be like, you know, they never do that in movie

[00:47:16] You know, it's like it's not like fucking like independence day. All the aliens look to say and there's one

[00:47:20] There's not one that's like fucking

[00:47:22] It's like four feet tall and fat

[00:47:24] It's like pink for some reason. Yeah, that is yeah an alien with bad skin the alien a crew of bad skin

[00:47:30] It's got asthma

[00:47:34] That's like you know by George Lucas is kind of you know, he nailed it. Yeah, he he gave us some diversity

[00:47:41] Jews he gave us Asians

[00:47:43] I saw some tweet that was getting popular on Twitter

[00:47:45] It was like after there's somebody profile Lena Dunham was like, you know, they're like and only 23

[00:47:50] She sold girls and you know, people were dragging it because now they recognize it who gives a shit about Lena Dunham

[00:47:56] There was like some black dude. It's like I've brought in seven screenplays with you know blah blah blah

[00:48:02] You know story Bibles to every development meeting and told no, but yeah sure she gets it because she's a white woman or whatever

[00:48:08] It's blowing up then I click on the guy's name and it's the guy that played Jar Jar Binks

[00:48:14] No, yeah, that's

[00:48:22] Working because you played that fucking rules

[00:48:27] He's like I have a master's degree in film and it's awesome

[00:48:33] George I could get shit in real life

[00:48:37] Dick Dick steaks he came up with that Jamaican alien character. Yeah, I forget that is so fucking funny

[00:48:43] I need to go back and take a look at it. I mean it's funny when people are like because two things can be true

[00:48:49] Well, you know I'm gonna be a dumb bitch whose parents are rich and you can also be horrible at everything

[00:48:54] You can also just be not good. Yeah, none of your screenplays can be good. I agree

[00:48:59] dumb rich assholes

[00:49:01] whose parents are like fucking New York

[00:49:03] Elite or whatever shouldn't get shows. Mm-hmm, but that doesn't necessarily mean your screenplays good as well

[00:49:09] Yeah, I think she's had like representations and she was 12 or something. Yeah, dude

[00:49:13] Yeah

[00:49:14] Like her your parents are like both whatever, you know, I don't understand why she for some reason gets people so mad

[00:49:22] Yeah, everyone the red so many like the hot girl on that show. There's so many

[00:49:27] People everyone everybody in show business half of them are yeah, there's half of like

[00:49:33] Actors are at people's kids and now with fucking fucking, you know

[00:49:39] Now they got they can fucking look good. They get fucking plastic surgery look hot

[00:49:44] Before I bet you women didn't want to blow that pussy out

[00:49:47] But now they can have kids

[00:49:49] What do you mean? What do you talk? Well, I think back in the day

[00:49:54] Like an Uma Thurman might not have had a kid

[00:49:58] But now you're saying cuz she

[00:50:00] Pussy will not her pussy, but her body. Yeah, you know what I mean? They were probably under your pressure

[00:50:07] Okay, I keep more pressure to look better. I keep checking my phone and zoning out. Yeah, we're talking about

[00:50:14] I don't know subs making some ridiculous. I'm not making a good point

[00:50:19] Unfair and kind about a character

[00:50:22] About how women nowadays will have a kid because they can get their famous way

[00:50:26] Okay, they're pussy not just their pussies, but the rest of their bodies now a famous woman has a kid in in like three months

[00:50:33] Because she has a team of like fucking, you know dermatologist personal trainers pussy tighteners titty plumpers

[00:50:41] She's looking good immediately. I bet you like in the fucking 70s

[00:50:45] If you had a kid while you were at the height of your stardom

[00:50:48] They might not fucking they were discriminated against you. I guess yeah, thank you but Lena Dunham's yeah, whatever

[00:50:55] I mean like I just don't understand so what I'm saying is now Lena Dunham's whole body looks like the face of the bully

[00:51:01] It's because she's fat right? That's why it's like people are allowed to be mad at her because she's rich and annoying

[00:51:08] Yeah, but she's not really and the hot ones and ugly. Yeah, really really people like

[00:51:15] Gets that mad at her cuz she's ugly not not true. Maybe you but no I think you're project

[00:51:20] I don't get mad at Lena done it like I don't I've never seen girl

[00:51:23] Nobody gives a shit that she's fucking fat. It's like that's I really don't know. I'm not saying no

[00:51:28] I'm so I'm saying she's the one that gets in your brain easier

[00:51:33] Then I'm gonna type a pass that she gets is that she molested her sister and nobody gives you put pebbles in her sister's

[00:51:38] That became that became of not as she put pebbles in her sister's pussy

[00:51:42] She also was like masturbating in front of her sister when she was like 17 what yeah

[00:51:46] That's also in the book and they like fucking what the fuck

[00:51:49] I mean, how old she was what the fuck I'm just saying that people like what she was jacking off in front of her fucking sister

[00:51:57] Yeah, then they're in bed together and she's like masturbating next to her sister or whatever

[00:52:02] She put that in the book and it's like I mean honestly if fucking Stephen Crowder released an autobiography

[00:52:08] It's like I would often play with my penis in front of my

[00:52:12] Can you imagine

[00:52:14] Well, was it like a we're bunked up and there's nowhere to beat off type of thing

[00:52:19] I don't care. Yeah, listen, of course. I'm not saying but back in the day guys would all jack off at sleepovers

[00:52:26] Yeah, but you're the same it's not like

[00:52:29] My friends you get together and like, you know, I was a senior in high school

[00:52:36] They were my blood relatives also by the way, we'd have sleepovers. Yeah jack off. That's wildy

[00:52:42] No, no, I'm also jacking off in a friend's sleepover. You'd be like I'm jacking off. Don't look at me

[00:52:48] Don't look at me or you're gay if you look at me

[00:52:52] I'm jacking off to the memory of the thing on e-bombs world. We watched three hours ago

[00:52:58] I had a very traumatic experience of sleepover where my friends were

[00:53:01] second year because I know they were telling me that I couldn't bust because I was

[00:53:07] I was developing slower than them. He'd looked at your cock

[00:53:11] My friend David made me go jack off in a bathroom

[00:53:14] And then I jacked off all over my friends sports illustrators

[00:53:20] And then he got mad at me for

[00:53:22] Swiling it with my do you know who do you remember who you did a cumtributo? I

[00:53:27] Don't know

[00:53:28] Adriana Lima, she's so hot. Yeah, she was the she was the one I like that one guy from the timber wolves with the close together eyes

[00:53:35] gets the fucker

[00:53:36] She goes something she fucks a basketball player Marco. I remember I remember finding out she was very religious

[00:53:43] And yeah, right. Yeah that she said that she didn't fuck or something because of God or no chance

[00:53:49] Yeah, not she fucked me. Let me tell you that we fucked

[00:53:53] No, I mean she might not have been there, but we fucked I

[00:53:57] Remember the Tyra Banks one I jacked off to that one quite a bit when she was on the cover. Yeah to poke a dot

[00:54:03] So

[00:54:06] It is really remarkable how little it took to beat the bus. Oh, yeah. Oh

[00:54:14] Yeah, brother. Oh

[00:54:16] Yeah, brother. Oh, I could bust with the job of it

[00:54:22] Damn, I got I got food last night. What'd you get? Oh just some bullshit Korean restaurant you went you said

[00:54:29] IRL why yeah, I walked up the Brooklyn Bridge and I walked through the autonomous zone and I kept walking north and I went to

[00:54:36] K-town you should have tried to rule the autonomous try to take over we go back

[00:54:40] We go black with Blickies use the K the K-town with the autonomous zone

[00:54:45] Listen you fucking antifa pieces of shit

[00:54:49] Was it open was K-town open? Yeah, everything's open wait, but you ate outside or yeah, it's all outside

[00:54:55] Yeah, everything has like tables. I went to a restaurant last week. I'm still scared to go to restaurants

[00:55:01] Yeah, it's out on a patio

[00:55:04] We're wearing face three starts Monday and they took away indoor dining. What's phase three now?

[00:55:11] It's like fucking massage parlors. Oh nice. It's so funny. It's like gyms are the very last thing

[00:55:17] Jim's in movie theaters. They bumped to the end in Portland George is in Portland and they're now they're like

[00:55:21] Internet cafes. It's always like bullshit. Yeah

[00:55:28] Dude in Portland you have to make an appointment

[00:55:30] They only let like five people in the gym at the time and you have to like

[00:55:34] Have like a little pod to yourself, but they're open, but it's my yeah

[00:55:38] I saw a picture of people in like plexiglass cubes

[00:55:42] Working out

[00:55:44] California

[00:55:47] Yeah, I was in Queens a couple months ago getting a Boba tea

[00:55:51] I was just like walking around like went inside to get a Boba tea. It's like Korean families

[00:55:57] You know whatever shop and they had just three computers set up and there was just three perverts sitting with their faces like

[00:56:06] Four inches from the screen like looking at pornography. What was like a functional internet cafe?

[00:56:12] Are you sure?

[00:56:13] I completely forgot that pre-corona. Yeah, this is like pre-corona. This was like

[00:56:18] January there literally is an internet cafe like all my blog. Yeah, they're like you know Queens

[00:56:23] They still have three old men who like didn't know you can own a computer. They're like I love it

[00:56:27] Boba tea shop to go look there's parts of Queens that it's like there's radio shacks still or there's like place

[00:56:33] They're just so in real points. It's all dude. Yeah, it really does. It's the best, bro

[00:56:38] I just had those tacos you were talking about how were they they're fucking good

[00:56:42] They're really good at soup. Don't say the name. I don't want to blow it up. Oh really?

[00:56:47] I went there straight from the air gonna blow it up

[00:56:50] But you know there's a line to get there already had like a New York Times review. Yeah

[00:56:53] I went there straight from the airport after I got back from Vegas and some dude was there and he was like

[00:57:00] He's like are you gonna keep taking a break for the pot or like

[00:57:05] Like I literally just got into New York

[00:57:07] My mom just died. He's like I know I know

[00:57:14] I know dude, but I'm I'm wonder I don't like the new formula. He's like all right. Yeah, so like what's going on with the show

[00:57:24] And much to young age

[00:57:27] I get that he's a nice guy. He gave me some more

[00:57:31] Food records in that area to yeah, there's other good shit

[00:57:35] But yeah, those tacos are some of the best tacos ever had in my life

[00:57:40] Yeah, shout out shout out to shout out to them

[00:57:43] I will not say the name though damn should I get it more tacos? They were good, but I want more variety

[00:57:49] I'm a variety slush this the soup though the con soup a unbelievable next level

[00:57:54] We got to go there with Nick. I want you to conchume a my nut. I would love to

[00:57:58] Yeah, that guy

[00:58:06] How about that Adam

[00:58:11] Why is the way what's consummate in fucking Spanish

[00:58:17] You're right, dude, you're right. I'm sorry if it was a good language then everybody would be speaking

[00:58:21] That's true. That's so true. That's so true. There's only two languages left

[00:58:29] Yeah, no the Spanish they went and they went to Latin America and they conquered everything and they were like

[00:58:33] I know you speak Spanish. You're like we're gonna stick with English

[00:58:39] I think we're just gonna go ahead and speak

[00:58:41] Yeah, we're in America. We're native. You may have destroyed our culture, but I'm not trying to sound like a faggot

[00:58:47] You can take your crazy how dumb sword fighting language

[00:58:53] I cannot believe it's like one random ass little fucking country

[00:58:57] They get it's like if anybody was spanking Portugal. It's like if everybody was speaking fucking finish

[00:59:03] They call it eyes all of the American. That's why I'm saying yeah

[00:59:09] That's fucked up

[00:59:11] What were they what the fuck kind of language were they talking before are they still around they were talking like Mayan and

[00:59:17] Incan. Yeah, what the fuck did that sound like well most of the Native Americans didn't have any kind of language

[00:59:23] Yeah, it's true. It's true until the church gave it

[00:59:27] They had to come over most of them were

[00:59:30] Godless people

[00:59:34] Check out this movie a pocket lip to so they just kind of like

[00:59:36] That all the pocket lip though is finally on Amazon Prime. I've never seen it dude. It is so good

[00:59:42] Yeah, it's so good. I saw it in the theater. I spoke a lip though

[00:59:45] I saw the theaters. He's got some new movie out now. He's like what if one man stopped Michael Brown and

[00:59:53] You know

[00:59:55] George Floyd

[00:59:57] No idea

[00:59:58] But people are saying is racist. It's like I hope so

[01:00:02] I love Mel. I love I love you. I'm a fan. That's a thing man. It's like if somebody cuz you

[01:00:09] What makes somebody offensive now is that they're fucking full of shit, which is like

[01:00:14] 99% of people very few people are authentic

[01:00:18] I agree and everyone knows and everyone knows that they're full of shit and everyone that they talk to is full of shit

[01:00:24] And it's just everybody lying to each other

[01:00:26] Occasionally there's somebody that is shining light that is honest. Yes, and it's guys like Vinny

[01:00:31] Yeah, cuz honest in a way he's sincere to his his essential name or Donald Trump

[01:00:38] Which is that Donald Trump exactly people are like he lies, but he's authentic. No, you know that that's on the label

[01:00:44] He loves lying. He loves you know. He's lying about being good at stuff Native Americans. They didn't even have a language

[01:00:50] It's true. I heard about this they were saying the end the English came over and they said that's one of the most beautiful things

[01:01:04] You know cuz they impress them so much with music with language it sounded like music to them and then the English brought music and

[01:01:10] They said you can they couldn't get enough. What is this?

[01:01:12] They got it it goes even it was even further so they did it even goodly a thing with the music

[01:01:21] Now they want to change the name of the team

[01:01:25] Now they're saying you can't Native Americans. They have no place in history is what this

[01:01:31] It's a new kind of leftist fascism

[01:01:34] That Mount Rushmore speeches rock I didn't see it. It was a good

[01:01:41] I just saw one clip where he said we had a dream Las Vegas

[01:01:45] That was awesome. He was talking about Vegas. He imagined Vegas. He does love to go off the cuff

[01:01:50] He shouted out. He shot out my hometown

[01:01:55] Yeah, dude fucking apocalypse. Oh sick though. I'm really excited for you

[01:01:59] I tried to watch it, but the subtitles are all fucked up on Amazon. I lied to my parents about go to see it

[01:02:05] Cuz they didn't want me to see cuz they're they're talking about

[01:02:09] I was like yeah, I'm going to see soul plane

[01:02:12] so

[01:02:14] fucking I forgot what I lied

[01:02:16] My my ortho that I could go to that I church like wanted you to like assign to going to see passion of the crisis like

[01:02:23] Learning I like learn about the religion. I never saw it. I snuck out and I watch something else

[01:02:28] I apparently it was like really gory and it was all in Aramaic. I

[01:02:32] Saw a little bit of it passion the Christ. Yeah, it was when I was like I saw in theaters when I was that age

[01:02:37] I used to like buy one movie ticket 11 a.m. And then see three movies

[01:02:43] And yeah, so I saw like an hour and a half. What about penis of the mice that okay?

[01:02:48] Go on

[01:02:50] Kind of like passion of the crime. Yeah, yeah, but it's a bunch of fucking mouses with big-ass dicks

[01:02:55] Mm-hmm penis of the mice and still somehow juicer the villain about ratatouille, but he teaches a guy how to fuck

[01:03:02] I love that. He's just a hat. He's pulling his hair guys wife is like can you take your chef's hat off? He's like no

[01:03:11] So how do you just rat holding the guys hair?

[01:03:16] Fucking is scout fucking the ball on the top of his head

[01:03:19] Just holding the guys air up

[01:03:24] Just like that how did he hear him in ratatouille? I've never seen the movie he would pull his hair and it would make

[01:03:31] How did the rat see things? I don't know the movie doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah

[01:03:38] Visitor's patent Oswald playing this Jewish mouse. You're on the fucking you're on the you're on notice

[01:03:44] Pads are walled. Pixar and pat not as well. It was in the cross hairs. Oh, yeah

[01:03:51] Yep, you're going on the list go on a list until until you explain ratatouille to us because we don't get it

[01:03:57] Cuz I don't understand how a rat would tell a guy anything

[01:04:01] Personally, you know that is completely unbelievable. Does he have I haven't seen a movie that

[01:04:08] There's the rat possess language

[01:04:10] It is just that have some kind of magical connection. Yeah, I mean, it's voiced by Pat and Oswald

[01:04:16] You had me at cooking, but the rat part that is

[01:04:20] Figure out that is it does the is this a world where the rats talk?

[01:04:25] Yeah, I think or does the guy have a special ability to hear the rat or is it completely?

[01:04:29] I'm sorry. Is it clearly not it's not through language and he gives him little hints with how he touches his hair

[01:04:35] That's I mean, I know that is part of it. I know that he pulls his

[01:04:39] Hair and gives him okay now if he okay, so he's not talking him

[01:04:44] But how does the rat see anything under the head? There's the guy level level?

[01:04:48] Maybe he's not wearing a chef. No, he is. That's where the rat is maybe he cuts holes so the rack and see

[01:04:54] People we probably leaves a little slit maybe

[01:05:01] I love getting a little slit give it a little slit get that rat slit penis of the mice

[01:05:06] I

[01:05:09] Wasn't watched

[01:05:12] The what do you call it?

[01:05:15] What's this face pussy souffle the musical I watch the we should watch Hamilton

[01:05:22] Just the trash it is it on Netflix on Disney Plus

[01:05:27] Well, you know, I'm trying to see what Lin-Man well has up what she's got up a sleeve because I gotta be honest

[01:05:32] It looks like the fucking gay shit on earth. I mean, that's well established. There's okay

[01:05:37] And I want it. I want to see how I want to see how powerfully how powerful it is

[01:05:44] You know I'm saying

[01:05:46] Why was it so famous? I don't get it what Hamilton. Yeah

[01:05:51] Same reason anything's famous

[01:05:54] Because people like it, but why did they like it? I don't know you have to ask him

[01:05:58] To shame a bunch of people like to say I know I'm a cure. I don't understand why

[01:06:06] But that's why I want to see it. I honestly have no idea what Hamilton is or what I know it's a

[01:06:12] Wrap which instinctually to me and a lot of people. I know I'm like that sounds gay. It's gonna suck

[01:06:19] It's gonna suck. Yeah theater kids doing rap is never gonna be good. It's never gonna be good

[01:06:23] But there's plenty of people who suck who are like

[01:06:26] How about this? Yeah, it's Hamilton, but it's rap. Yeah. Yeah, it just feels like it's everything you hate about it

[01:06:35] Is the thing that most people love it? That's a great point. Yeah, it seems designed to make people who pay their

[01:06:42] Children's rent feel cool. Right. You know, I mean who's been bankrolling their adult children. Yeah, they want to feel like oh

[01:06:49] I've enjoyed what a Puerto Rican did. Yeah, I mean, it's like you as a fat person when somebody's like

[01:06:55] Well, maybe that's not an example

[01:06:58] What you know how to like somebody's like, oh, how could you eat a burger?

[01:07:03] It makes you feel bad. Well things that excite you that it sounded like awful ideas like the continues eating like stuffed crust pizza

[01:07:12] Which people like that sounds all normal people are like that's disgusting. First of all, it doesn't excite me anymore

[01:07:18] It did when I was a child. Well, that's what I said. I don't have I don't have one out to I got one

[01:07:23] I was just it's just like me

[01:07:26] Me ordering like 50 dollars of Chinese food for breakfast

[01:07:31] That sounds cool to me. They should make a Chinese food cereal for kids, you know in the same same vein as cookie crisp

[01:07:38] Yeah, you know where it's like oh, so you want breakfast

[01:07:44] Chinese what would it be a breakfast cuz I don't know it's like quesion cookie themed Hong Kong breakfast

[01:07:50] Call Hong Kong breakfast and there's like little general marshmallow

[01:07:55] Like general South chicken flavored marshmallow

[01:07:58] Little marshmallow chopsticks in there. Okay, you know little like noodles that I love that

[01:08:04] No, the cheerio flavors kind of shits are little ramen noodle motherfucking look at things. Okay, so they're longer strips

[01:08:11] They look like ramen noodles. I like that a lot. Here's what you could do my marshmallow. It looks like a

[01:08:15] Soft old egg. Yes, that's easy. You know easy. You could do a marshmallow broccoli

[01:08:20] So you're talking dessert ramen basically lucky chinks. Okay. Well, you kind of lost me with the name

[01:08:28] Like the idea of until that part, but yeah, I think you're on to some

[01:08:34] In the mascot for that matter

[01:08:39] You could see the drawing

[01:08:41] Of that mascot of just how offensive that drawing is right just the teeth taking out the whole box

[01:08:49] Yeah, he's eating the cereal with the chopsticks. Yeah. Yeah, it's yeah

[01:08:54] That what some of the marshmallows are just a set of buck teeth

[01:08:57] Okay

[01:08:58] Again the first craft of what you just got the cereal seemed like an actually good idea

[01:09:04] Oops all teeth

[01:09:07] But it's actual

[01:09:09] kids just

[01:09:10] Breaking their teeth on teeth. Yeah. Hey, say wait. You have any oops all teeth Hong Kong practice

[01:09:17] It's a cereal for my fucking kid. Yeah, my kids. I'll shut the fuck up about it

[01:09:22] Yeah, it comes with a little like little manga flip book inside

[01:09:30] Fuck man, I think that's a really good-ass motherfucking idea

[01:09:34] On the back, it's just like a little game where you can figure out your social credit score

[01:09:38] Do they have that for real in China a social credit system or they were they just talking about it? We have that here

[01:09:45] Credit score. Yeah, basically. We have a social credit system

[01:09:49] Like your actual credit score credit score and your cloud. Yeah, you're glad how many followers you're gonna score

[01:09:56] And you can already get like fired for having the wrong opinion. I guess it's not at the

[01:10:01] Point of being so fucked up where you can't get alone. It's not centralized. Yeah

[01:10:06] It's it's kind of decentralized

[01:10:12] But yeah, but basically it is like China

[01:10:15] I saw

[01:10:18] I remember I saw

[01:10:20] Kubrick's low-leader, which I think was the only Kubrick I'd never seen

[01:10:26] I honestly it was really it's really good, but it's very funny to see like a man flustered by a child his child girlfriend stressing

[01:10:35] about

[01:10:38] By her being it how many movies in Kubrick do I?

[01:10:42] Think not a ton. I think like ten maybe respect. I don't think I've I started

[01:10:49] I have read the book the book is amazing

[01:10:52] Blow the

[01:10:55] You started 2001. I think I don't think I've ever seen a full Stanley cube. Oh, you gotta see them all, baby

[01:11:01] Maybe I will you gotta see them all he's the best

[01:11:04] Um

[01:11:06] Yeah, the movie is really good Peter, but it's funny because then there's another guy that's grooming her and he's the bad guy

[01:11:13] So he's his girlfriend is the 13 year old and then there's another pedophile

[01:11:19] Let's try to take it so there's a I haven't you know I haven't no no leado since I was like fucking 19

[01:11:25] It's really good. I remember being good, but I have to go back and I haven't read it in a long time

[01:11:30] I think I have a copy something I haven't read it, but I feel like I've read so few books

[01:11:34] That can't be one of the main ones I've read the one about the pedophile. You know what I mean?

[01:11:38] Yeah, but it's like cool because it's like

[01:11:41] Good. It's very well read. Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying if someone's like what do you read recently?

[01:11:47] And I the only one book I've read for the last three years is low leado

[01:11:51] Lie about it

[01:11:53] I'm not gonna read it could just say something else. I read infinite just why would I even read why would I lie? I've never read infinite

[01:11:59] Jess and I probably never will

[01:12:02] I've never even tried reading infinite. Just apparently it's a lot easier if you have the Kindle version where you can like press on the

[01:12:10] Footnote hyper fuck that. I am not you reading anything with fucking footnotes

[01:12:15] I need to understand it like that. Yeah, that that really pisses me. What's the point of that?

[01:12:20] I was making myself laughs the other day by by saying why recently read infinite just by David fucking bag it

[01:12:28] That's one of those just good old-fashioned

[01:12:32] Hit the sweet spot of the bat. Yeah, you ever read infinite just by what's his name?

[01:12:37] I think it's David fucking thing. That's one of those lazy swings, but it hit the sweet spot and it's 500 out of the park

[01:12:43] Yeah, you just you get the meat of it

[01:12:46] Yeah

[01:12:50] The sound that makes

[01:12:55] Oh

[01:13:01] Long-dong what's wrong with that? It's pretty cool. I think I got a dog for you hit another dinger. I

[01:13:08] Hope baseball comes back. I don't think it will I don't think it will we shouldn't invent news sports where you can socially distance

[01:13:15] Like

[01:13:17] Well, I suppose the most socially distant sport like shooting people each other

[01:13:22] Gun play gun play. I mean we already have there's got to be a safe way to do it, you know rubber bullets

[01:13:28] Because they figured out how to let people just beat the shit out of each other

[01:13:32] MMA it took like 20 years because they first tried it and people were like this isn't the sports

[01:13:38] Yeah, cuz it was like yeah an Irishman versus a Jew 50 rounds. No, it was like those first as early 90s UFC's

[01:13:46] I guess it was like oh you mean you just like now representing truckers

[01:13:53] Dude the first UFC tournament is so funny. Yeah, there's one guy who has a single boxing glove

[01:13:59] He like has one regular fist in one boxing

[01:14:03] That's cool. Oh, it was awesome, but it took time and now it's turned into this

[01:14:09] You know now it's huge

[01:14:10] Just legitimate thing

[01:14:11] I feel like if I get on the in on the ground floor and start ultimate shooting championship

[01:14:16] Uh-huh rubber bullets you put it like some kind of helmet I guess and then a dick

[01:14:21] It's also an octagon and just let people go to town it's an octagon 15 rounds three minutes each

[01:14:36] How do you win you kill?

[01:14:39] What's the rubber bullets? No the other person has to tap out dude. It's the same thing as you have seen

[01:14:44] They're just fucking fire guns and it's so you would you your mind's eyes the same

[01:14:51] Dimensions as UFC rings

[01:14:58] We had one more side and it's the nine octagon

[01:15:03] Shape no one's ever heard it's got nine

[01:15:06] Knock knock knock the gun it's got another dimension and dimension is firearms. Mm-hmm. I'm inside of the octagon

[01:15:14] Mm-hmm. I think I'll ask him to ask Joe. We're gonna if he can can you if I can borrow 50 million dollars from

[01:15:21] He's got the money and if he'll do the announcing bro. These other guys are gonna podcast they had this idea

[01:15:31] Fuck I

[01:15:33] Really think you should invest in it

[01:15:35] It sounds good man

[01:15:38] Shout out to Joe Rogan man. What a hilarious career. How much did he get paid for that?

[01:15:43] Fruit Spotify Spotify hundred mill

[01:15:46] clean hundred milli

[01:15:49] Yes, sir

[01:15:50] Respect for like a set amount of time

[01:15:53] Probably I don't fucking know dude. That's great good for him

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