[00:00:00] I was like my pain and then it's like my thing is all.

[00:00:07] I'm fucking gay man.

[00:00:10] My penis doesn't work.

[00:00:12] Is that silver sun? Is this static?

[00:00:14] It's whole.

[00:00:15] It's oh it's whole.

[00:00:16] You're right.

[00:00:17] It's whole.

[00:00:17] I thought it was silver sun pickup.

[00:00:19] So we're.

[00:00:20] No our old fav hole.

[00:00:22] Yeah, it's Courtney loves.

[00:00:24] I like that pain.

[00:00:25] Yeah, right.

[00:00:25] It is.

[00:00:26] And make me.

[00:00:27] I'll.

[00:00:28] I bought.

[00:00:29] I'll get my day.

[00:00:30] I killed Kurt Cobain.

[00:00:32] I killed Kurt Cobain.

[00:00:33] I saw that man in the head.

[00:00:35] And then.

[00:00:37] Do you think she killed Kurt Cobain?

[00:00:38] I don't care.

[00:00:39] Do you think Loretta Scott King killed Marlon?

[00:00:42] Yeah, she had the Blickie.

[00:00:44] She had L.J.

[00:00:45] Kill him.

[00:00:46] She was mad.

[00:00:47] She was getting pussy.

[00:00:48] I don't know if she killed him, but she drove a great man to the edge.

[00:00:51] You know that just yapping and constantly forcing him to go outside.

[00:00:57] The marriage for.

[00:00:58] It is awesome though.

[00:00:59] Because you can.

[00:01:00] Last night I had a dream.

[00:01:02] It was I was on a beach somewhere.

[00:01:05] I was sucking two cities of the same.

[00:01:07] I was sucking on a pussy and then this other girl was blowing me.

[00:01:13] And it rocked.

[00:01:15] And she.

[00:01:16] And she had.

[00:01:17] And she had two titties and one was brown and one was white.

[00:01:26] I was getting my dick sucked by four bitches of all different ethnicities.

[00:01:33] That's that's beautiful.

[00:01:36] Asian bitches.

[00:01:38] I wish I only hope he got to get all types of multicultural pussy.

[00:01:42] If someone deserves to get pussy on the side, I think we can all agree.

[00:01:46] Well, he was probably just getting in with big hat church.

[00:01:49] Okay, created blasions.

[00:01:51] There was a period in like from 1987 to like 1993 where black dudes are like only Japanese

[00:01:59] pussy.

[00:02:00] Yeah.

[00:02:01] And then created blasions.

[00:02:02] And then the 20 years later there was like a bit of a blasion streak maybe 2000.

[00:02:06] I think Camore Lee Simmons had a lot to do with that.

[00:02:09] And then is Jeanie Iiko have black enough.

[00:02:12] I think she's just.

[00:02:14] In.

[00:02:15] Filipino.

[00:02:16] Okay.

[00:02:17] Well, that is Filipinos are basically.

[00:02:18] Blasions are gone now.

[00:02:21] They were quietly genocide.

[00:02:23] Nobody.

[00:02:24] Yeah, because Barack Obama had them all killed.

[00:02:26] Yeah, he was like, I can only half white half black.

[00:02:29] That's the only type of mix that's.

[00:02:31] At pissed off sister.

[00:02:33] All hell not today killed them all.

[00:02:36] That's.

[00:02:37] You know, I mean, struggle being cool being mixed anyways.

[00:02:41] But if you got, you know, a karate aspect.

[00:02:44] That should be a lot.

[00:02:46] It's not fair.

[00:02:48] My mom's a nerd.

[00:02:52] Sorry.

[00:02:55] They're too sexy.

[00:02:57] Blations are too hot.

[00:02:59] The karate and we cannot compare.

[00:03:02] I can't compete with it.

[00:03:05] Makes me want to kill myself.

[00:03:07] They have big fat titties and they can do a roundhouse kick.

[00:03:12] Yeah, dude.

[00:03:13] I don't think they're gone.

[00:03:18] You know where they're not gone?

[00:03:20] When I went to Korea on a USO type tour.

[00:03:25] A lot of Blasions over there.

[00:03:28] Because it's a lot of guys in state that were like,

[00:03:31] were stationed in Korea, then just got Korean wives.

[00:03:34] So you get a lot of Blasian Marines and shit that are like second generation.

[00:03:37] Dude, that black guy I was talking to in Japan who was like fucking just explaining

[00:03:42] why he went to Japan.

[00:03:43] He was like casually asking.

[00:03:44] He was like, you know, I was just always interested in the culture and stuff.

[00:03:49] I found it fascinating.

[00:03:50] But you know, I wasn't doing weird shit like speaking Japanese to people or watching anime

[00:03:55] and stuff.

[00:03:56] And it's like we didn't ask you.

[00:03:58] You clearly were doing that.

[00:04:00] You were doing that.

[00:04:03] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:04:04] I was just hanging out.

[00:04:05] I just like Thailand.

[00:04:06] Then it just turns out you could fuck a child here.

[00:04:08] I was never jacking off to that kind of stuff.

[00:04:10] I was never doing it.

[00:04:12] Yeah.

[00:04:13] Kind of fell into it when I got here.

[00:04:15] Yeah.

[00:04:16] I know dude.

[00:04:17] That guy was a total classic like closeted Japanese black nerd.

[00:04:21] Like he clearly, if he had waited 10 years, he could just be who he was.

[00:04:25] He could be out.

[00:04:26] Yeah, and free.

[00:04:27] Yeah, live out loud.

[00:04:28] Yeah.

[00:04:29] He could be who he wants to be.

[00:04:32] Absolutely.

[00:04:33] Right.

[00:04:34] Yeah.

[00:04:35] Expat communities are so weird.

[00:04:36] I guess that was my first real experience with them.

[00:04:37] It's fucked up.

[00:04:39] I don't fuck with them.

[00:04:40] I mean that bar we went to where it was like the theme is Britain.

[00:04:43] Yeah.

[00:04:44] It's just everyone that speaks English.

[00:04:46] Yeah.

[00:04:47] You all feel like it feels like you've been on a vacation and the plane got delayed 10

[00:04:52] years.

[00:04:53] Yeah.

[00:04:54] Like it doesn't feel like it just feels fucked up.

[00:04:56] Especially somewhere in Japan where they clearly don't like foreigners.

[00:04:59] Yeah.

[00:05:00] They'll take your money, but they're like this for fucking Japanese.

[00:05:02] This society is for the Japanese.

[00:05:03] You have to marry your way in basically.

[00:05:05] Yeah.

[00:05:06] They don't want anyone.

[00:05:07] And then they probably look down on your children.

[00:05:10] Like they are legit racist.

[00:05:11] Especially if you have blazian children.

[00:05:13] Oh my god.

[00:05:14] They do not fuck with the blazians over there.

[00:05:16] My friend in Japan he was saying that.

[00:05:18] That is what people got America.

[00:05:19] I will give us.

[00:05:20] I kind of wish I was a Japanese father.

[00:05:22] And so my Japanese daughter could bring home a black guy and I wordlessly just sink a fucking

[00:05:26] sword into my god.

[00:05:28] I don't even see any family is trying to stop me and they can't.

[00:05:32] I've already got it in there.

[00:05:34] Yeah.

[00:05:35] But then they rushed me to the emergency room in the right way.

[00:05:37] And then they just, you know, he's staying for the whole week.

[00:05:42] So I'm like home with bandage.

[00:05:44] Just a dinner.

[00:05:46] Hearing him hear your daughter get railed.

[00:05:48] Not.

[00:05:49] Yeah, not either.

[00:05:50] He's a nice guy.

[00:05:51] Yeah.

[00:05:52] This is respecting this effort.

[00:05:53] Never.

[00:05:54] Yeah.

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:56] He's a programmer.

[00:05:57] Right.

[00:05:58] Yeah.

[00:05:59] Just wearing khakis and shit.

[00:06:00] Then we're just at the dinner table.

[00:06:03] So tell me, Mr. Matsumoto, what do you do for a living?

[00:06:07] He's a he's systems management.

[00:06:18] Enter the fucking question, dad.

[00:06:22] Just me walking past the front of the house and there's a pair of Jordans next to all

[00:06:30] the shoes and the four.

[00:06:32] Yeah.

[00:06:37] Yeah.

[00:06:42] Yeah.

[00:06:46] It really was like the friendliest racism you ever see.

[00:06:50] Yeah, this is me.

[00:06:51] It's early morning.

[00:06:52] I'm having a coffee.

[00:06:53] I'm in the living room and I'm in front of the TV and he comes down and he's just trying

[00:06:57] to like make conversation.

[00:06:59] And he's like, oh, what you watching?

[00:07:03] And then I'm like, just rolling my eyes and we look at the screen and it's just like child

[00:07:07] rape hand ties.

[00:07:12] Just an elderly Japanese man watching.

[00:07:14] He's just like a four year old being raped by a cybernetic octopus.

[00:07:19] You're just sitting quietly in your chair soft watching it.

[00:07:25] Absolutely.

[00:07:26] He's there just trying to bond with you.

[00:07:29] Okay.

[00:07:30] Just whatever is on.

[00:07:31] I think this the news or something.

[00:07:35] I'm just watching whatever is on.

[00:07:38] Listen, I really like your daughter a lot.

[00:07:41] I'm going outside.

[00:07:45] The wife being like, oh, she is their children are different.

[00:07:54] We knew coming to a new country that things will not be the same as they were.

[00:07:59] It's not really one in Japan.

[00:08:02] It's just polishing your sword, polishing your dagger.

[00:08:08] So it's it doesn't fail you again.

[00:08:10] It doesn't fail you the second time.

[00:08:13] I just saw these ridiculous bandages all over me.

[00:08:17] Just covered it all the whole time.

[00:08:20] This is wrapped in bandages just leaking blood everywhere.

[00:08:22] It's all over the couch.

[00:08:24] You couldn't even kill yourself right?

[00:08:28] yourself right yeah a great in dignity yeah shots out to those guys that tried

[00:08:34] to get you to buy prostitutes in Japan oh the African guys yeah how do those guys

[00:08:40] get Japan is they marry they marry Japanese women that's the Japan is so

[00:08:44] far the yakuza like sets them up with Japanese wives and then they like they

[00:08:49] work they work on the street trying to get you to go into the host as bars and

[00:08:54] could you how could you get pussy though or is it just you pay them fairly it's

[00:08:58] like very convoluted to actually like dick in vagina get pussy it's crazy

[00:09:03] there's like you have to like pay for a hostess and then it's not like a

[00:09:08] situation you want to get involved in it's too much as especially as a as a

[00:09:12] tourist yeah I feel like I get ripped off like getting a bowl of soup I can't

[00:09:17] imagine how much you rip me off trying to get pussy yeah there was language

[00:09:21] barrier customs all that stuff uh-huh yeah my friend my friend last time I

[00:09:28] was there whose Japanese was saying that a lot of his friends are half

[00:09:31] Filipino because Japanese he's like because the Japanese men bring them here

[00:09:36] said this six is a bigger ass and TTS you've done that impression when it

[00:09:41] sounds African and you always say I guess it does I swear they do Filipinos

[00:09:48] are hot yeah so I guess I all I was saying is like I guess there's maybe a

[00:09:54] little bit more interracial marriage though I'm still laughing imagining that

[00:09:58] scene with the Japanese father just quiet and they have to run up to him he's

[00:10:02] just trying to pull up no dad no I'm sad about they're just annoyed

[00:10:10] they're watching yeah he's got a code he's tying the way of life the headband I

[00:10:22] kind of want to go back to Japan but Japan but Japan actually goes great cuz

[00:10:27] I didn't do anything that was your you you plan the vacation with your

[00:10:31] fiance and then like added us to it yeah we do we were really worked out all

[00:10:36] around my foot really hurt yes I was kind of just trying to sit on you know

[00:10:42] beach I will say these last time I went I had significantly different

[00:10:49] experience and it was very fun well you said it was bad I'm glad you've had

[00:10:52] to go into like so yeah I'm happy that you are two for two when it comes to

[00:10:57] Japanese it's really the most fun city in the world to booze in I don't think I

[00:11:02] got we got I got drunk that like at all yeah the first time we went I mean

[00:11:05] you paid this last time I was like this last time we were like up till six just

[00:11:10] drinking with Japanese people's awesome it sucks you can't go to China anymore

[00:11:14] it's gonna become a thing where you have to defect you should go in yeah it'd be

[00:11:18] cool it'd be cool if I defected then they saw your beard and thought you're

[00:11:23] a weger and say you're the concentration camp sure but I don't think those

[00:11:27] exist oh yeah I forgot your pro-baging the men's trying to get in at them don't

[00:11:34] put him in a difficult position yeah I feel like we shouldn't be saying anything

[00:11:39] bad about them learning from what happened with the NBA we should only say

[00:11:44] positive things about the CCP true I like low-main I'll tell you that much

[00:11:51] love low-main home main home means good to oh I was telling Nick about this on

[00:11:59] the phone last night but my friend showed me this streamer who's this drugs

[00:12:04] counselor in Austin who relapsed and spent his Trump bucks on setting up

[00:12:11] streaming set up for him hey you're watching Boston Austin from Boston and

[00:12:17] I live in Austin my name my name's Mike Boston engineer hey Boston Austin my name's

[00:12:23] Mike so he's okay quick question he just walks around and like smokes meth and

[00:12:29] dumpsters on stream Jesus he did a prank this was the prank we mean he smokes

[00:12:35] meth and dumpsters that's like his vibe that's what he's into like Oscar the

[00:12:40] ground yeah probably yes exactly Oscar probably got pussy huh in that was a

[00:12:46] small trash can women are fucking retarded like that guy lives in a trash

[00:12:50] can he's I think I can save him he probably you probably yeah you probably

[00:12:57] got a homeless pussy they don't tell you about the other types of homeless

[00:13:01] that's the premise of I am Sam is that he got some homeless pussy and had a kid

[00:13:06] oh I didn't realize you fuck the homeless lady yeah that's the story is a

[00:13:10] retarded guy fucks a homeless lady and has a daughter that's smarter than him

[00:13:14] that's it that's an equal match up because he's been indoors sleeping in a

[00:13:18] bed for like his whole life and then the state finds out that a retard's trying

[00:13:22] to raise a daughter and they're like give us the girl give us the girl we're

[00:13:26] putting on the streets it's in a way it's kind of the movie taken if you think

[00:13:31] about it he's like listen very cozy some people are going to take you and I'm

[00:13:37] gonna have a hard time doing anything about just on the phone with like this

[00:13:43] is on the phone with like the court and he's like I have a special set of skills

[00:13:48] watch and then he's just fascinating and unfastening a pair of velcro shoes

[00:13:55] watch watch me very good Sam wait let me tell you what then Toby from Westwing

[00:14:05] plays that fucking lawyer oh Toby said you love I am Sam have you seen it a

[00:14:09] bunch of times well I've always thought it was an atrocious movie yeah but yeah

[00:14:14] I mean it's very funny yeah it's the funniest of the retard movies what are

[00:14:19] the yes what is some other contenders radio yeah

[00:14:24] throws you a donut that we've talked about yeah riding the bus with my sister

[00:14:27] right of mice and men of mice and men the John which was a movie before the book

[00:14:34] they made a book of it after yeah well I mean it's still a retard movie yeah it's

[00:14:38] a retard you can write a retard you can't you know you can't make a movie of one

[00:14:44] what are some Sean Penn movies that are good because flowers for Algernon's a

[00:14:49] nice book but I love that imagine if you made that into a movie and there was

[00:14:53] like you had to watch Mark Ruffalo be like oh my penis hurts hey this is we

[00:15:00] on doesn't he get pussy and he's confused in that he gets pussy when he's smart

[00:15:04] and that because that's the only thing I remember is like him painting and in

[00:15:07] his like studio apartment I remember to description of the bitches like titties

[00:15:11] yes dude absolutely that was a good day in middle school when I got to read

[00:15:16] that shit when you read about titties yeah like it was no joke yeah yeah it was

[00:15:22] probably it was probably fall the leaves were coming down what a simple time

[00:15:27] of life honestly I can still read about titties and be like nice it's it's really

[00:15:32] your ability to appreciate art and life dies when you turn like 14 and agree

[00:15:37] and anybody's after that they're saying they're having like a meaningful

[00:15:40] experience watching a film or listening to music they're lying you have you can

[00:15:45] hope for is a cool explosion you are as depressed as I am and you have been

[00:15:50] that's right 20 years stupid as I am yes yes and you're not getting anything

[00:15:54] out of it getting that's why you only watch action movies now that's why you

[00:15:59] only watch films for the boys get together and blow up some enemies that

[00:16:02] did them wrong blow up or do a job one last job one last job the only two

[00:16:08] genres one last job in revenge yeah the only two the count well oftentimes they

[00:16:13] get him to do the one last job because of and sometimes that's beautiful when

[00:16:17] they they're like the guy that betrayed you is out of prison you have to sure get

[00:16:22] back in that's two and that's when two fucking legends meet mm-hmm wait let me

[00:16:27] let me tell you guys about this prank that this guy's yeah yeah so I he was on

[00:16:30] live last night I was watching he was just walking around like down I think

[00:16:34] Austin or wherever he lives and shout out six street yeah yeah Boston

[00:16:40] Austin he has shot off six streets had Boston Austin my name's Mike you fucking

[00:16:44] asshole last night on stream he was just walking around saying are you voting

[00:16:49] for Biden to people and they were like yeah he's like you're a fucking faggot

[00:16:51] you know yeah but the prank that my friend described that he was doing how

[00:16:57] about that guy in Austin straight up just murdered somebody no there was like

[00:17:03] there was a guy who shot at cops with the fucking semi semi auto and they just

[00:17:07] arrested him no there was like some guy brought an AK to a black lives matter

[00:17:13] protests and then somebody I drove through the protest goddamn and then like

[00:17:18] it's not clear but it's like the guy was just they had just happened to have a

[00:17:21] gun and he was standing next to the car and the other dude just shot him to death

[00:17:24] and then drove off what the fuck and then the police are like well it was

[00:17:29] self-defense because the other guy had a gun oh wow but it's like it's you know

[00:17:33] it's like this intersection they're like the gun laws where you you know you you

[00:17:38] are allowed to defend yourself in your car and you're also allowed to open carry

[00:17:41] an assault rifle and it's like okay well then this just is but this the only

[00:17:46] thing that this can do is show you the political bias of the the district

[00:17:51] attorney's office right because if you think that the protesters are in the

[00:17:55] right then you should immediately charge that person with murder and if not then

[00:17:58] yeah yeah you know you're a racist kind of that's wild he just shot the guy you

[00:18:05] just shot the guy watch the video numerous times because it's like the when it

[00:18:09] when the video first came out it was like Ian Miles Ching Chong and Andy

[00:18:15] Niggo Andy Niggo posting the video two absolute legends yeah two absolute

[00:18:22] cuck all-stars mm-hmm yeah Andy Niggo and Ian Miles Ching Chong

[00:18:27] we're posting the video and when you watch it the first time it's not clear

[00:18:34] what's going on with the car but you hear like three shots and then you hear

[00:18:37] two shots first three shots are louder and then that guy had a rifle so people

[00:18:42] making the argument that like oh well the shot first well that the guy with

[00:18:45] the rifle shot first yeah I would the AK shot first then the other guy

[00:18:49] returned fire and then the police were like no the guy with the AK had a safety

[00:18:53] on the entire time and so yeah it was like the guy in the car shot first and it

[00:19:02] was the only one that shot it may be that somebody else return fire as the

[00:19:06] car was driving them guy driving away another guy with a gun or whatever

[00:19:09] so many guns out there yeah but the guy in the car didn't have the right

[00:19:14] away at all like this people to say that like you know oh well they were in the

[00:19:18] street it's like he's making a right turn into a crosswalk and there's people

[00:19:22] in the crosswalk and he drove right right right so yeah there's a lot of

[00:19:26] people that are in the street that may outside of that interaction been blocking

[00:19:31] the roadway but specifically where that happened there's you know yeah you have

[00:19:36] to yield the pedestrians right you can't drive into a crowd of people and then

[00:19:39] start shooting them because one of them has a gun yeah we should find that guy

[00:19:44] and we should look one last job let's fucking kill him yeah so what would

[00:19:48] Boston Austin do Adam what was this prank oh yeah so he signed up for grinder

[00:19:53] nice prank and he met the guys cock he made up with guys and then just on

[00:19:58] stream was like you're gay and then left

[00:20:04] that's it that's a good that's the whole thing then he met up with them later and

[00:20:08] fucked up yeah I suppose my brother showed me this awesome Baltimore guy who

[00:20:12] does prank so local youtuber and one of his big pranks is pointing a gun at

[00:20:17] people and buy bus stops that was that was there was a guy in Philly that did

[00:20:21] that yeah he was just he fucking pointed a gun at people and then like

[00:20:25] rock it was like give me a wing some guys eating fried chicken wings he's like

[00:20:29] so you just rock yeah no there was a guy in Philly that did that a couple years

[00:20:33] ago it's like his Instagram account was like DeAndre comedy and we pull up to

[00:20:39] be willing to be like hey what's up man he's like well I quit I quit and you

[00:20:44] put it's like a gun and they would run away and then he would laugh about it

[00:20:48] funny yeah this guy also has a friend a homeless friend who he picks up this

[00:20:53] fat white guy he picks him up out of homeless shelters and he goes and gets

[00:20:57] him prostitutes and records him getting his dick sucked oh god he's like what's

[00:21:02] up Dennis he's like you know what Tom it is like what Tom it's like this fucking

[00:21:08] fat-toned dog guy this like Westside Baltimore black dude and he's like he's

[00:21:12] like you know what Tom it is Dennis he's like we're about to get you dick sucked

[00:21:16] and he's like I'm hungry too though god get somebody first

[00:21:27] the most atrocious street horse oh god and he films him getting head that is

[00:21:35] worse than bonfire that is so exploited yeah dude and he had he does like a

[00:21:42] thousand followers it is not have a big following oh of course but he just

[00:21:47] post this way he's like posting pornography that's with them pornography

[00:21:53] really that's what the internet should be for yeah those kind of people and then

[00:21:57] and he was telling the guy who's like all right real quick though Dennis I got

[00:22:01] about to kill this man about to shoot me it's like and then it's just like okay

[00:22:05] shoot him and let's go I don't know I'll find it I'll tell it's a ball to work

[00:22:13] guy to Baltimore he's like okay shoot him a lot's go that is so funny that's

[00:22:21] great that guy right I got stuff I gotta do I want McDonald's I gotta get I gotta

[00:22:31] go back to being homeless damn prayers up to him I hope he survives on the

[00:22:36] streets bear back I'm gonna piss yeah go for it man go for it mate oh fuck I done

[00:22:44] with a little houses how the waves dude how the tasty as you know I went out this

[00:22:47] entire week the day after the hurricane we had some nice well gnarly wave we had

[00:22:52] some nice wells we had like six footers what kind of community is they

[00:22:56] taking you in have the surface taken you know I kind of surfed to the side

[00:23:00] because I don't want to I don't want the proper guys to to like get annoyed with

[00:23:05] me sucking right but I bet you're earning their respect though that's the

[00:23:10] that's the point is like you got a kind of you got the locos in the you know in

[00:23:15] the water you know and then you got a howly like me yeah coming in coming in

[00:23:19] showing up you know like you know we flew there they grew there you know

[00:23:24] what I'm saying of course so I got to earn their respect and how as a soul

[00:23:29] surfer you know I'm loving it dude it's like it's great exercise I like I

[00:23:34] think working out in the gym is gay right I'm gonna say that now that Nick is

[00:23:38] pissing yeah but I think it's a pretty gay and boring thing to do certainly but

[00:23:43] yeah it's like my back is getting really strong my like you look strong

[00:23:46] dude I'll show you without my shirt on I'll show you after the show you've gone

[00:23:51] surfing what two times I went four days in a row this week your back is getting

[00:23:56] strong yeah from paddling yeah your chair and your chest your chest gets

[00:24:00] pretty strong too oh shit I'll get I'll get a paper towel

[00:24:05] it's alright no there's like wires and stuff it's just water it's alright just

[00:24:09] your apartment yes just leave it just here just use the rug just use the rug

[00:24:15] the cover of the water

[00:24:20] that's fine it's good bro stop yeah just leave it we'll just use some of these

[00:24:25] books just ripping out people's book just use soda soda the it'll car the

[00:24:32] carbonation will try it out all right shoot him let's go okay okay shoot him

[00:24:38] a lot's go is that I'm talking about surfing safari yeah he says it's he says

[00:24:44] working out into Jim is gay yeah but he loves working he's getting strong by

[00:24:48] surfing yeah I mean if you go from sedentary to couch to 5k carrying a

[00:24:57] surfboard around yeah surfboard that's basically all he does is carry it for

[00:25:02] the to get people to be like do you surf mm-hmm he talks about it yeah they

[00:25:07] should make a surfboard that's also a guitar oh dude that's game over and she

[00:25:11] says get give me pussy I'm more of a boogie boarder myself mm-hmm I don't

[00:25:18] really respect surfing I'm more of a boogie boarder yeah when's that where you

[00:25:22] want to start a racial civil war I don't appreciate the way they've turned

[00:25:26] they've gotten boogie those guys are trying to take they're trying to take

[00:25:31] Hawaiian shirts and the word boogie from us mm-hmm that's too fat guy exclusives

[00:25:36] no that's a bookie is a black guy thing fat guys like the boogie yeah you'd like

[00:25:42] to boogie but black men invented boogie maybe I suppose but Hawaiian shirts

[00:25:49] certainly that's fat guy stuff and I'm not gonna let them take it for much yeah

[00:25:53] it's true Hawaiian people sold that from fat guys they did what was actually

[00:25:59] the the somewhere over the rainbow guy so he was fat and Hawaiian yeah so he

[00:26:04] he brought the Hawaiian Israel my boy Israel Israel I told you I looked up on

[00:26:09] for some reason was reading his Wikipedia he was 742 pounds yeah my mom

[00:26:15] loves that song and I remember as a kid just being like it's so sad because

[00:26:18] she's so fat she said that but one time I forget we she did that one time with

[00:26:24] like Michael Steibt yeah where she's like and he's and he's gay yeah it's like

[00:26:30] this like grand tragedy that Michael Steibt is gay dude I was said Rosie O'Donnell

[00:26:34] was gay when I was little yeah you prayed for her you prayed for her soul

[00:26:39] straight you find the right guy yeah shut down my girl Rosie dude still

[00:26:46] legend I want to work with Rosie do you yeah I wanted to play my mother in a

[00:26:52] in a movie but retarded but retarded mom yeah my son is too fat the doctor

[00:27:01] said he's too fat I gave him the fat jeans but not the retard jeans who's in

[00:27:06] that movie Michael Imperial he is he no no which movie I'm fucking retarded

[00:27:13] riding the bus with a never oh it's Rosie and she's

[00:27:17] heard about it eating the bus with my sister dude I'm excited Rose stop being

[00:27:24] so fucking retard I'm excited for fall dude my crew get my crew next out smoking

[00:27:29] little cigarillos do yeah honestly I'm already getting card real cardigan hours

[00:27:33] for me personally yeah a little flat caps I'm not a caps guy well you know what

[00:27:38] though maybe I didn't like I didn't like to be a caps guy when I had no hair

[00:27:42] whatsoever because it felt like a cop out yeah but now that I've grown up my

[00:27:45] beautiful Maine maybe I'll get the hats yeah we should go down to Brighton go

[00:27:49] down to Oceanview cafe have a little bit a little Russian food go to Tatiana's

[00:27:54] yeah and then go play cards on the beach and the fall well Tatiana suck my

[00:28:02] dick um actually at that restaurant on the like I was eating like on their

[00:28:09] patio and the waitress kept touching me and it felt really weird one time really

[00:28:14] yeah I think she's such you should you're trying to fuck she was like being very

[00:28:17] physically affectionate with me this like old Russian woman

[00:28:22] would you fucking old Russian lady for free food at Tatiana's the food is so

[00:28:27] bad the food is so bad at toddy honest yeah but it's like you can like eat out

[00:28:33] next to the water the Kazakh place we went was awesome the ooze back place yeah

[00:28:38] yeah shout out to Nargis shots out to Nargis that place rocks cocky in sheep's

[00:28:45] head bay Brooklyn damn dude sheep said bay it's get said that said that gives

[00:28:53] gives that day I'm off to the game we have moved to give said bay I give said

[00:29:00] that yeah what is what I leave I will need to earn my keep by giving head I can

[00:29:05] wait to give head to a penis the touch the feel of penis it is a good

[00:29:12] the fabric of our lives I want to suck it I want to give someone five dollars to

[00:29:23] suck I can't wait to suck penis good afternoon I cannot wait to suck penis

[00:29:30] hello my name is Alfonso my name is Alfonso and welcome to karaoke at Tatiana's

[00:29:37] second I do what is tatiana's is that one of those big it's a massive like yeah

[00:29:43] so they have like a patio where you can eat they have a lot of this but on the

[00:29:47] board on there there's like basically like convention center restaurants yeah

[00:29:52] but inside yeah seating for like 6,000 people inside is like is a banquet hall

[00:29:57] and we went once for someone's birthday

[00:30:02] some person's birthday dasha dasha nekra so all right but they have like a

[00:30:11] woman named dasha they have a lot they have a Las Vegas style of the red

[00:30:16] scare pie okay all right former ally of the show turn turn to feel it turns

[00:30:25] pure all right okay it's been it's been on the podcast war it's been a podcast

[00:30:31] it's been a year it's been a year and now we're finally now it's time for the

[00:30:35] to let the dogs loose yeah sick the dog now it's time to finally now we can have

[00:30:40] a mature violent interaction okay all right no but now that the emotions are

[00:30:47] done that's right now what did I tell you I love revenge yeah all right and

[00:30:51] sticking up for my boys and now that the year has passed where it's not

[00:30:55] emotional it's purely business yeah we should go to war with the red scare

[00:30:58] podcast yeah a bunch of anemic gay men on ketamine yeah trying to fight us our

[00:31:03] time to do our job destroying the left from the inside finally activate the

[00:31:09] sleeper cells when Snyder was right the entire time now to destroy the left from

[00:31:16] the inside by wrecking yes all right best of luck to them anyway so yeah they

[00:31:24] have like a they have like a worst of love and his new clothes look like shit

[00:31:32] got a rest we just turn this podcast into a review of Anna's outfits just two

[00:31:39] hours of being like those shoes are off no no and can't so wrong that let's

[00:31:47] cancel Anna's top yeah the only good closer fucking track suits and sweaters

[00:31:55] sometimes sweaters yeah feeling folly sweaters if you're feeling

[00:32:00] intellectual like a little a Tom the little slut yeah we're in a we're in

[00:32:05] crew neck top crew neck sweatpants oh yeah I'm going rugby shirts

[00:32:09] smoke and cigarettes on the beach gambling playing cards getting fucking

[00:32:20] headed Tatiana's getting headed Tatiana's so are you saying Adam what I don't know

[00:32:25] I forgot oh yeah they have like a Las Vegas style review show where they have

[00:32:31] like magicians contortionist it's mad fun actually yeah it's really cool we

[00:32:37] should go for your birthday I know I'm we should recreate Dasha's birthday for

[00:32:41] your birthday okay all right yeah we should copy I wanted I wanted to go this

[00:32:46] year for my birthday but I wasn't here and it was covered it's also was copying

[00:32:51] it wasn't copying but I wanted to go this place Sammy's Romanian in the low

[00:32:56] reach you know what's fun have you been there you know it's so fucked I totally

[00:33:00] forgot it was August and I thought your birthday was coming up it's like

[00:33:03] because of how fuck time is I'm like well yeah we'll go this we'll go when it's

[00:33:08] coming up God I just I'm pissed now Sammy's Romanian steakhouse in the low

[00:33:15] reset is like one of the most fun places to eat in New York they have like a guy

[00:33:20] playing like keyboard and singing the whole meal and he's like he's he's like

[00:33:26] he rushed you he's like I don't know he tried it's like it's not even roasting

[00:33:31] it's like weird what he just like changes good he changes the lyrics to songs but

[00:33:37] like us but instead of being about gay sex it's about like he just changes you

[00:33:43] to Jew that's it yeah it's like stop spreading the Jews

[00:33:50] wow Romanian place huh you don't say it's it's not it's I think yeah he's not

[00:33:56] Romanian this the food isn't also like it's not it's nasty but really it's kind

[00:34:03] of good is it made or is it what what's wrong with it it's like it's like Jewish

[00:34:07] is like peasant but it's like they they pour like schmaltz on everything like

[00:34:13] they pour like that chicken fat on everything no it tastes mad good you sure

[00:34:18] yeah it's it's good it's like kind of stakes like those like massive flat

[00:34:24] ass stakes it's not like you don't go there it's not it's not like it's not

[00:34:28] like Peter Luger's you don't go there for a ribeye you know ribog Steve yeah

[00:34:32] I love ribog starts sucking my dick I'll fuck your ass it's only time to get

[00:34:44] your dick suck very nice very nice but of course mon ami yeah that's it's

[00:34:55] cranks and not trace cranks nothing has gay sex I'm sucking off guy I've been

[00:35:01] awake for three days I've got souls on my lips from sucking a car my eyes are

[00:35:17] hurting bad I've got my ass blown my asshole is done as cash a grass you know

[00:35:27] I'm going ass out on the road so when you hear that truck blow it's on you know

[00:35:39] I'm blowing a guy I'm not gay but ten bucks is ten bucks that's right brother

[00:35:52] cranks and not true when I suck the day when I was 12 years old I got lost in the

[00:36:01] mall I got lost in the mall and a man pulled me into the bathroom he pulled

[00:36:11] down my pants the rest of it would be kind of in a few four and now my

[00:36:18] sexuality is permanently altered when I was 19 I found the kid at the mall it's

[00:36:29] true that being gay isn't a choice but only if you're talking about yourself

[00:36:35] someone else can decide to make you gay that's what happened to me when I was

[00:36:42] 12 years old I was supposed to be straight but a guy fucked my ass I had a

[00:36:52] promising future I was good at baseball I could have been somebody and not a

[00:37:02] drug addict hanging out at truck stops getting my ass fucked for a ride down

[00:37:11] the road cranks and not sure that's he's a good one right there about banks and

[00:37:19] not for and he's like yeah did you give me all my change no I counted it but I

[00:37:26] just okay I wanted to make sure I just now this coupon I have it's expired but

[00:37:33] I know you have the same promotion still running so if I could I understand I

[00:37:38] understand that the date is yes it's expired but the promotion is still good

[00:37:45] can I speak to the manager well I come here all the time I understand that but

[00:37:53] it's not really I mean what is it matter the date on the coupon it's the same

[00:37:59] promotion I'll tell you what let's use this one now and I'll come back and find

[00:38:04] the more current one in hand that to you because then it comes out in the wash

[00:38:09] it's 50 it's a 15% off just give me the 15% just give me do this all day I am an

[00:38:20] attorney I'll let you know that this legally speaking this is not allowed

[00:38:28] it's illegal to lie to an officer of the court banks and not thanks to not

[00:38:38] Frank's not you could also be Jason Statham yeah it's true you know there's

[00:38:43] a lot of good fucking my heart my boy yeah my heart can't stop or something my

[00:38:51] penis is in on fucking gay my name is kraks and not sure right shut it I'm gay

[00:39:03] I'm Barack Obama I'm round shucking gay and I'm gonna kill every blasions change

[00:39:14] Sinatra yes we can Sinatra yes we can Sinatra mm-hmm what was that was Nancy

[00:39:22] Sinatra related to his daughter interesting these boots that is boots are

[00:39:27] made for walking these boots are made for walking you only live twice

[00:39:32] trans Sinatra and he's Nancy Sinatra but he's Barack Obama

[00:39:38] these boots are made for walking I put them on so I could over walk and I'm

[00:39:47] wearing the boots get my penis cut off you get my penis cut off boots and I'm

[00:39:59] gay you're so vain you probably think this boat is for you you walked on to a

[00:40:05] boat and you think it's your boat you didn't build that you didn't build that

[00:40:10] I don't care about Christopher Stevens I was saying the other day it'd be great

[00:40:19] if Oliver Stone made a movie called Barry and it's just that would be awesome

[00:40:23] the trailer is just like second cock yeah it's a limousine it's a business

[00:40:28] it's an air business man with his head back oh yeah this is a bread band trailer

[00:40:34] and you know it slowly get his dicks no it doesn't pan down somebody's like

[00:40:39] Mr. President and then Barack Obama leans up and he's just drenched in sweat

[00:40:43] rolling on accessy come all over his face and they're like Ambassador Stevens

[00:40:49] has been killed and he's like I don't care I don't give a shit I'm sucking cock

[00:40:54] I'm a fucking President

[00:41:19] Oh, it was your game.

[00:41:22] It just cuts to Hillary smiling, watching him get executed,

[00:41:27] but not pressing the button that says stop Benghazi.

[00:41:30] Yeah.

[00:41:31] Give me pussy.

[00:41:35] Fuck my ass.

[00:41:38] I'm gay.

[00:41:40] Joe Biden just fucking trying to try to molest a girl.

[00:41:43] Sniffing her hair.

[00:41:45] Yeah.

[00:41:46] I'm not going to interview her or someone asked her if you could get like a brain test.

[00:41:49] Yeah.

[00:41:50] He's like, come on, man.

[00:41:52] No.

[00:41:53] What?

[00:41:54] Yeah.

[00:41:55] Asking me to put on a condom is his response.

[00:41:58] Yeah.

[00:41:59] Come on.

[00:42:00] I just got tested.

[00:42:01] What do I need to get tested for?

[00:42:03] Come on.

[00:42:04] Let me just fucking slip it in.

[00:42:06] Throw that motherfucker in a bunker, dude.

[00:42:08] Don't let Joe talk publicly.

[00:42:11] Oh my God.

[00:42:12] Put him in the professor X.

[00:42:13] Yeah.

[00:42:16] Let me see your penis, please.

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:19] How about professor Rex?

[00:42:21] Okay.

[00:42:22] But it's a W-R-E-C-K-S.

[00:42:24] He rexposed it.

[00:42:25] He has mental illness.

[00:42:27] Oh.

[00:42:28] He's starting a feud between the X-Men and the Red Scare podcast.

[00:42:31] Oh, God.

[00:42:33] Dude, disrupt the left.

[00:42:35] I like that.

[00:42:37] Yeah.

[00:42:38] That's a lot.

[00:42:39] That's good.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:41] The thing is, when you disrupt the left...

[00:42:43] He's just using his mind and making in and do bad tweets.

[00:42:46] He's closing his eyes.

[00:42:50] Use the word neoliberalism.

[00:42:56] The important thing when disrupting the left is to pick two very left-ass motherfucking

[00:43:00] podcasts.

[00:43:01] Yeah.

[00:43:02] You're such as...

[00:43:03] I think there's no podcast more on the left than us explicitly.

[00:43:07] Then, come down and gay-come town.

[00:43:13] For gay-come-town for gay-air moved.

[00:43:18] When I sucked the dick, it made me feel good.

[00:43:22] Yeah.

[00:43:23] Because I am gay, like no, I'm not.

[00:43:29] Mm.

[00:43:30] I'm gay.

[00:43:31] That's a professor Rex.

[00:43:32] about the even Christopher Stevens.

[00:43:35] And it said show even Stevens.

[00:43:37] But it's the ambassador.

[00:43:38] It's ambassador.

[00:43:39] They died in thank God.

[00:43:42] I don't give a shit if he's dead.

[00:43:44] More from Barry Christopher Stevens.

[00:43:46] What's that guy like?

[00:43:47] He's like, listen.

[00:43:50] Yeah.

[00:43:50] Yeah.

[00:43:51] I got it.

[00:43:52] Oh, Barack Obama.

[00:43:55] It was supposed to save me.

[00:43:57] But instead it was having gay sex.

[00:44:00] And a limousine.

[00:44:03] Yes, played by Christopher Walk.

[00:44:05] Only because his name is also Christopher.

[00:44:07] To be clear.

[00:44:08] And they're saying it's because he's half Mulanyan.

[00:44:13] It's part of his Sicilian genes.

[00:44:18] You know, Barack Obama, they say his real name is Crank Sinatra.

[00:44:23] I'm not hard this, but it's a rumor around the methamphetamine community.

[00:44:30] That his real name is Crank Sinatra.

[00:44:33] And he's actually half Sicilian.

[00:44:37] And because he doesn't want to besmirch Italian identity, he just

[00:44:41] pretends to be half eggplant so that he can have gay sex with impunity.

[00:44:48] Yes, Christopher Biden played by Dennis Hopper.

[00:44:53] Yeah, give him that speech right before he does.

[00:44:55] I'm going to go.

[00:44:57] That would be good.

[00:44:59] Yeah.

[00:45:01] Let me get one of them Chester Fields.

[00:45:03] Let me go ahead and get one of those.

[00:45:06] Over zoom.

[00:45:07] I don't know.

[00:45:07] Biden sounds like.

[00:45:10] You just do Hopper.

[00:45:12] It's like, Hey, oh, you got it.

[00:45:15] Now go ahead.

[00:45:15] Go ahead.

[00:45:16] It's like, come on, man.

[00:45:19] I'm Mark Meeran.

[00:45:20] I'm Joe Biden and I'm also Mark Meeran.

[00:45:23] I'm gay man.

[00:45:25] Biden does say man a lot.

[00:45:27] Go on, man.

[00:45:28] But he says, like, man, come on, man.

[00:45:30] Listen here, Dick Suck.

[00:45:32] Come on, man.

[00:45:33] Listen up fat.

[00:45:35] He's incredible.

[00:45:37] Again, just like Trump.

[00:45:39] It's like if these guys were president, they'd be so funny.

[00:45:42] Biden calling people fat, telling people to vote for everybody.

[00:45:46] Vote for Trump then retarget.

[00:45:51] Watch go ahead and vote for Trump.

[00:45:53] Then you showed suck and fag it.

[00:45:56] He's fucking dentures come out while he's eating the corn dog.

[00:46:01] I'll tell you this, Mac.

[00:46:04] You ain't a real beep if you vote for it.

[00:46:09] Everybody knows that street beeps vote for me.

[00:46:12] Okay.

[00:46:13] Because you ain't a beep if you don't support me.

[00:46:17] You got your ticket to the cookout revoked.

[00:46:20] I'll call my friend Barack.

[00:46:22] He'll get you out of the cookout.

[00:46:24] I got hot sauce in my purse, beep.

[00:46:29] Yeah, he could have said that.

[00:46:31] He could have said I carry hot sauce in my back pocket all the time.

[00:46:33] And then people would not see it as weird because they know it was true.

[00:46:38] Yeah.

[00:46:39] On some mental illness.

[00:46:41] And people were like, why do you have hot sauce?

[00:46:43] He's like, in case black people need it.

[00:46:46] Blacks love hot sauce.

[00:46:47] Everybody knows that.

[00:46:51] You know, Hillary would be like, I love it.

[00:46:54] Get the comms department in here now.

[00:46:57] I need to beat three interns.

[00:46:59] Yeah.

[00:47:00] I need to abuse some human beings.

[00:47:03] You know, Bob, he's like, bigger the lips, the hotter the sauce.

[00:47:07] They love it.

[00:47:09] That's just Joe.

[00:47:11] That's just Joe.

[00:47:13] Thank you Joe.

[00:47:14] Classic Joe.

[00:47:15] Yeah.

[00:47:16] Because that's really what people want is somebody that just sort of smashes through and they're like, what?

[00:47:20] I don't.

[00:47:21] Yeah.

[00:47:22] Why are you mad?

[00:47:23] It's the perfect replacement for Trump.

[00:47:25] Is that guy?

[00:47:26] Yeah.

[00:47:27] Yeah.

[00:47:28] It makes total logical sense that that's the next guy.

[00:47:30] And it's funny because like Biden would be just as bad for comedy as Trump put it in a different way.

[00:47:35] Yeah, of course.

[00:47:36] Especially all these people that have like completely like dropped any semblance of like trying to be funny and just like made their whole thing about being anti-Trump in comedy.

[00:47:47] Yeah.

[00:47:48] Like, then they would be anti-Biden, but they would be like, people still need to care about these issues.

[00:47:53] No, I don't think they'd be anti-Biden.

[00:47:55] I think that they'd just be left trying to pick up the pieces.

[00:47:59] What do you mean?

[00:48:00] You know, like comics, like just...

[00:48:03] No, yeah.

[00:48:04] They're like, he's not a legitimate press.

[00:48:06] You know, like, I don't think it would be like, they'd like run in opposite or they'd like, you know, function in opposition to Biden.

[00:48:13] I think that they would just be lost because they really like just committed so hard for four years.

[00:48:19] Whatever who gives you.

[00:48:20] Who fucking cares?

[00:48:21] Yeah, my favorite is that...

[00:48:23] I just want to see it.

[00:48:24] I just want to see it.

[00:48:25] Everyone's like, she's a fucking genius.

[00:48:27] Who?

[00:48:28] Oh, that Indian woman?

[00:48:29] I have no fucking idea why that's funny.

[00:48:31] What is she?

[00:48:32] Indian?

[00:48:33] Who's...

[00:48:34] That's my reaction to those videos.

[00:48:35] Just two million views.

[00:48:36] I'm like, what the hell is going on?

[00:48:37] What is she?

[00:48:38] Both the lady that lip syncs Trump.

[00:48:40] I just don't understand what's funny about that.

[00:48:42] Is she blending?

[00:48:43] Yeah, she's blending.

[00:48:45] Maybe I don't know.

[00:48:46] Blazie?

[00:48:47] Yeah, lip syncing came back with TikTok.

[00:48:49] Because you remember like...

[00:48:50] I don't listen.

[00:48:51] Apparently it's like, hey guys love it.

[00:48:53] I don't want to besmirch the gay community.

[00:48:55] No, we got a lot of love for the gay community.

[00:48:57] You're allowed to call things gay guys like lame.

[00:49:00] It's alright.

[00:49:01] If you think it's lame, you can call it lame.

[00:49:02] Don't back away from it just because gay people are lame.

[00:49:04] I don't understand.

[00:49:05] Maybe I'm not getting something that maybe, I don't know, gay guys are understanding.

[00:49:09] You know what I respect about gay guys though?

[00:49:11] They're so fucking loyal.

[00:49:13] If they like one thing, they like it for 50 years.

[00:49:15] I think it's because I've seen drag queens lip syncs and I think that's what's...

[00:49:19] That's why people...

[00:49:20] That's all drag queens is.

[00:49:22] That's why they think it's cool.

[00:49:23] Is guys dressed like, you know, ladies lip syncing songs?

[00:49:27] And I fuck with drag queens.

[00:49:29] But I don't understand why some lady just lip syncing Trump is like, look whatever.

[00:49:36] If she got a thousand views, if she got a hundred thousand views, fine.

[00:49:41] But everyone talks about like it's this fucking brilliant satire.

[00:49:44] Well lip syncing...

[00:49:45] She's not doing shit.

[00:49:46] Lip syncing was a thing like 10 years ago there was like an apt dub smash.

[00:49:50] Yeah, no, it's mostly...

[00:49:51] And then it came back with TikTok.

[00:49:53] It's like, you know, fat libs on Twitter that are like, you know she's in Trump's nightmare.

[00:49:58] It's like Trump, what?

[00:50:01] Trump doesn't know who Geline Maxwell is.

[00:50:03] Right, right, right.

[00:50:04] And he's better 40 times.

[00:50:06] Yeah, he has no idea what's going on.

[00:50:07] She got...

[00:50:08] She procured him child's push that he doesn't know her.

[00:50:10] The worst guy, the worst like guy is this guy Randy Rainbow.

[00:50:15] Do you know who that is?

[00:50:17] No.

[00:50:18] He's like this gay guy that does like songs where he's like, I don't know, there's like

[00:50:25] resistance songs and they suck so bad.

[00:50:29] That rocks dude.

[00:50:30] When I was back home my dad showed me one.

[00:50:33] It was like, come on bro.

[00:50:34] Come on bro.

[00:50:35] I want to change my last name right now.

[00:50:37] You can't be watching this.

[00:50:39] Yeah.

[00:50:40] Yeah, he does like, it'll be like the Sandy song from Greece but about Anthony Fauci.

[00:50:48] It's literally the worst thing.

[00:50:53] He's so great.

[00:50:56] Please.

[00:50:57] Yeah, like he sings songs about like, won't you be my president?

[00:51:01] Oh my god.

[00:51:02] Andrew Quo or what's his name?

[00:51:04] Oh yeah, Vander Quomo.

[00:51:07] Yeah, it's awful bro.

[00:51:08] Oh my god.

[00:51:09] And I just don't understand why lip-siggy.

[00:51:11] I'm glad I have no idea what that is because if it's real.

[00:51:14] Yeah, it comes up on the timeline every now and then because people shit on it.

[00:51:19] But it's rough bro.

[00:51:22] It's very rough.

[00:51:24] And it's, you know, that community survived a plague in the 80s and Randy Rainbow made it.

[00:51:30] Well, Randy Rainbow would have been fine because he probably wasn't getting it.

[00:51:32] Because no one was fucking.

[00:51:34] Yeah.

[00:51:35] He wasn't getting any dick.

[00:51:36] He wasn't getting his fucking prick songs.

[00:51:39] Yeah.

[00:51:40] Won't you suck my penis?

[00:51:42] Hey boys and girls.

[00:51:44] Um, I'm fucking Roger Rabbit or whatever.

[00:51:48] What?

[00:51:49] Uh, Roger Rogers.

[00:51:52] You just give his Roger Rabbit a bit.

[00:51:54] I was thinking Rogers.

[00:51:55] Yeah, I got you.

[00:51:56] Won't you suck my ass cheeks?

[00:51:58] Won't you fuck my ass on?

[00:52:01] Well, hey neighbor.

[00:52:02] I noticed your wife was away on a business trip.

[00:52:06] We got too many neighbors in the neighborhood.

[00:52:08] What?

[00:52:09] Why are you doing King Friday?

[00:52:16] I'm going to escape into my fantasy world behind the walls of my house where I talked to King

[00:52:21] Friday and Daniel.

[00:52:24] Daniel the cat.

[00:52:25] Oh, that's right.

[00:52:26] Yeah, the cat puppet.

[00:52:28] I like that guy.

[00:52:29] King Friday.

[00:52:30] I fucked with King Friday.

[00:52:31] Prince.

[00:52:32] Was it Prince Wilbur?

[00:52:33] No, Prince Tuesday.

[00:52:35] It was Prince Albert.

[00:52:36] Yeah.

[00:52:37] He brought us dick.

[00:52:38] Yeah, massive cock and it was fierce.

[00:52:40] Talk to the King Friday.

[00:52:41] Uh huh.

[00:52:42] Yeah.

[00:52:43] What do you think Mr. Rogers cock look?

[00:52:44] I bet he had a hog.

[00:52:47] Yeah.

[00:52:48] I think he probably did for real.

[00:52:50] Definitely.

[00:52:51] I'm not joking.

[00:52:52] What do you think Mr. Rogers cock looked like?

[00:52:55] Never thought about it.

[00:52:56] Yeah, literally.

[00:52:57] Me neither until we got to bring him to town.

[00:52:59] Me is like a cockless entity.

[00:53:01] No, he's got a cock.

[00:53:02] He's got a cock and he fucks his wife well.

[00:53:05] Mm hmm.

[00:53:06] But he doesn't fuck around.

[00:53:07] Him and Charlie Rose are in a relationship.

[00:53:09] All the PBS guys.

[00:53:10] They needed each other.

[00:53:12] Yeah, him.

[00:53:14] They were getting passed around by the McLaughlin group.

[00:53:17] Charlie Rose should just come back with a show where he only interviews other people that

[00:53:22] have been me too.

[00:53:23] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:53:24] It's just his entire...

[00:53:25] The rapist hour.

[00:53:26] Yeah.

[00:53:27] Yeah, he should rebrand as like a...

[00:53:28] Good evening.

[00:53:29] Thanks for joining us.

[00:53:30] I'm Brad Tild.

[00:53:31] My guest tonight is esteemed homosexual Ellen DeGeneres.

[00:53:35] He had a discuss of a recent cancellation due to the actions of her three highest producers.

[00:53:41] On the show.

[00:53:42] Ellen, thank you.

[00:53:43] You see that picture of her looking like the Come and See boy?

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:47] That was awesome.

[00:53:48] Oh, let me see.

[00:53:49] She just fucked up.

[00:53:50] How about you look it up on your own time, man?

[00:53:52] Why don't you do it?

[00:53:53] All right, I'll look it up on my free time.

[00:53:55] Yeah.

[00:53:56] In my personal life.

[00:53:57] In your personal time.

[00:53:58] You come to the show ready to fucking riff, man.

[00:54:00] Yeah.

[00:54:01] I'm ready.

[00:54:02] Honestly, I got to say, I'm the late riser in the crew.

[00:54:05] Just to peek behind the curtain for the fans.

[00:54:08] You guys, you boys are early morning boys.

[00:54:11] My sleep schedule is so fucked up.

[00:54:12] I'm going to bed at like three and waking up at seven.

[00:54:14] Me too, dude.

[00:54:15] Yeah, I'm good.

[00:54:16] I'm like, ready to go.

[00:54:17] Let's get a coffee.

[00:54:18] Yeah.

[00:54:19] Let's have 15 coffees.

[00:54:21] This is a...

[00:54:22] My eye is throbbing.

[00:54:23] Right.

[00:54:24] I'm napping on the couch for about three hours.

[00:54:26] I'm not.

[00:54:27] 15 minute increments.

[00:54:28] Yeah, I'm not sure how many pre-noon shows we've done.

[00:54:32] Probably a handful, but I'm enjoying it, dude.

[00:54:35] I like it.

[00:54:36] I like it.

[00:54:38] I like it.

[00:54:39] I like it.

[00:54:40] Maybe it's because it gets so balmy in here with the air conditioner.

[00:54:43] It gives me a very much...

[00:54:45] Remember in elementary school, when it would be a rainy day?

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:48] When you look out the window and it was dark, it gives you this relationship with time.

[00:54:53] There's no way to tell how long it feels late.

[00:54:56] And an hour when you're six is the equivalent of now.

[00:54:59] Seven days.

[00:55:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:55:01] And eternity.

[00:55:02] But just those sleepy, rainy days where...

[00:55:06] I don't know.

[00:55:07] You're not paying attention.

[00:55:08] You're not paying attention.

[00:55:09] You're just kind of...

[00:55:10] We're a little fucked up kid fuse thing.

[00:55:11] Yeah, you're just deeply introspective and like appreciative.

[00:55:14] Which really is...

[00:55:15] You're getting out of your formative school years what you should.

[00:55:20] Yeah.

[00:55:21] And it's the window doing way more work than the fucking dumb ass teacher.

[00:55:24] And honestly, what it is about this room is that I think my windows are just dirty.

[00:55:29] Yeah.

[00:55:30] So it has like, you know...

[00:55:32] Yeah, you could just clean them up.

[00:55:34] Don't sit.

[00:55:35] They're gonna bring that up on Red Scare now.

[00:55:36] Come on, bro.

[00:55:37] They're gonna...

[00:55:38] Podcast Wars.

[00:55:39] They need all the ammo.

[00:55:40] We heard is windows are dirty.

[00:55:42] Oh fuck.

[00:55:43] Yeah.

[00:55:44] Damn.

[00:55:45] That was a nice time.

[00:55:46] We are just zoned out.

[00:55:47] It's cloudy.

[00:55:48] Dude, there's something really nice.

[00:55:49] You're absolutely right about like fucking overcast days.

[00:55:52] When you're that age.

[00:55:53] Even now, dude.

[00:55:54] A little drizzle.

[00:56:00] Staying in bed watching a bunch of movies.

[00:56:02] What did you guys do for the hurricane this week?

[00:56:04] It was over in like three minutes in Queens.

[00:56:06] I don't know about you.

[00:56:07] Yeah, it was pretty crazy.

[00:56:09] It was real quick.

[00:56:10] It just...

[00:56:11] It was cool.

[00:56:12] It fucked up like the blue bunch of trash all over the street.

[00:56:15] It's the most power out is just since Sandy in the city.

[00:56:18] They should have called it Hurricane Steppedad.

[00:56:20] It just sort of came in just threw by the police.

[00:56:23] They came in just threw a bunch of garbage and then left.

[00:56:26] A bunch of car up left.

[00:56:27] Yeah.

[00:56:28] It fucked your mom.

[00:56:29] It fucked your mom.

[00:56:30] That only applies to that hurricane.

[00:56:31] None of the other ones.

[00:56:33] That's where that joke works.

[00:56:35] Because it's specific to that hurricane.

[00:56:37] It was quick though.

[00:56:39] But in like I've been going to the beach the last couple of days and...

[00:56:43] Wow, really?

[00:56:44] Shut up.

[00:56:45] What have you been doing at the beach?

[00:56:47] So much of like Queens is still like the street lights are completely out.

[00:56:52] That's wild because the story is fine.

[00:56:54] Yeah.

[00:56:55] I think it was like it's probably like south zone is you know the area closer to the ocean.

[00:57:00] Right, right, right.

[00:57:01] More fucked up.

[00:57:02] Yeah.

[00:57:03] We're looking cute honestly.

[00:57:05] Yeah.

[00:57:06] There are like city blocks that have just trees like blocking the way still.

[00:57:11] Yeah.

[00:57:12] There is one block that got fucked up.

[00:57:14] In a story.

[00:57:15] Yeah.

[00:57:16] The fucking...

[00:57:17] The tree got blown with the cement that was keeping it down.

[00:57:21] Like the sidewalk.

[00:57:22] Yeah.

[00:57:23] I saw that.

[00:57:24] It cracked two fucking cars.

[00:57:26] I saw that driving around yesterday in Ozon Park.

[00:57:29] Like the entire sidewalk had lifted up because the root structure just tore it out.

[00:57:34] Yeah.

[00:57:35] Blows on park.

[00:57:36] Pretty cool.

[00:57:37] Blows on park.

[00:57:38] This shit is uh...

[00:57:39] I feel like uh...

[00:57:42] There was something happened that needed to be brought up the entire show and I can't put my finger on.

[00:57:47] I hate it when this happens.

[00:57:49] Like something in the news.

[00:57:50] Yeah.

[00:57:51] There was something that was like, you know, I'm like, oh I can't wait to talk about this

[00:57:53] thing and you just can't remember what it was.

[00:57:56] Now I'm too busy thinking about looking out of the window and thinking about the rain

[00:58:02] and time.

[00:58:03] Today is a nice day.

[00:58:05] Like an overcast day is a nice day to watch.

[00:58:07] It's nice dude.

[00:58:08] I went to the park yesterday morning.

[00:58:09] It was right after the rain.

[00:58:10] It was like cooled down.

[00:58:11] Just sat.

[00:58:12] Stared a tree.

[00:58:13] Breathed in deep.

[00:58:16] That's great.

[00:58:17] I love our park.

[00:58:18] Little mushrooms.

[00:58:20] It's my park.

[00:58:21] It's our park.

[00:58:22] It's my park.

[00:58:23] Herbert Donking Park.

[00:58:24] I've always lived closer to the park than you.

[00:58:27] I've had a relationship.

[00:58:28] I think at this point we're equidistant.

[00:58:30] They're doing comedy shows at the park now and I have to admit I was kind of annoyed.

[00:58:33] Yeah of course.

[00:58:34] When you were there they were doing the fuck out of my park.

[00:58:37] Yeah.

[00:58:38] Come on it's the park bro.

[00:58:41] To ruin parks with comedies fucked.

[00:58:43] Yeah.

[00:58:44] It's fucked.

[00:58:46] Although I'm getting antsy dude.

[00:58:47] I might do one of these outdoor shows.

[00:58:48] I miss stand up.

[00:58:50] But I don't want to do a park.

[00:58:51] I want to do some kind of I don't know.

[00:58:54] I don't fucking know.

[00:58:56] Amphitheaters.

[00:58:57] I'm seeing some there's some interesting shows in DC going on.

[00:59:00] What are they doing on there?

[00:59:02] Martin to media actually shuts out to Martin.

[00:59:03] His show looks kind of good.

[00:59:05] Just like his backyard.

[00:59:06] His backyard?

[00:59:07] Oh kind of DIY vibe.

[00:59:09] Yeah.

[00:59:10] A private show.

[00:59:11] I don't find that.

[00:59:12] Kind of fugazi vibe.

[00:59:13] I don't know.

[00:59:14] I just know that I'm I miss doing stand up and I might do I might.

[00:59:17] I don't fucking do it.

[00:59:19] I don't fucking know man.

[00:59:21] I'm going to have to go back to get my tooth fixed soon anyway.

[00:59:24] So maybe I'll go do an outdoor show.

[00:59:26] Maybe I'll do the stand the standard shows look pretty good too.

[00:59:29] Yeah I got Patrick's on the email.

[00:59:33] Where are they doing them?

[00:59:34] Like out out front.

[00:59:36] Do they have outdoor seating now?

[00:59:38] Yeah.

[00:59:39] They just the same way everyone else does.

[00:59:42] They like like it looks good.

[00:59:44] They're said of all the shows.

[00:59:45] That block is very quiet too.

[00:59:47] It's perfect.

[00:59:48] The stand is like the only thing on that block.

[00:59:49] Of all the shows I've seen theirs look like real shows.

[00:59:53] But I'm also I don't want to fucking I'm still getting scared.

[00:59:58] I don't want to die.

[00:59:59] But I also don't want to live this way.

[01:00:01] Live for your die.

[01:00:03] That's a I'm going to my plan is to from scratch build the right brothers airplane and not

[01:00:11] look up any instructions or anything.

[01:00:13] I've proved to myself that I could have also invented the airplane if I wanted to.

[01:00:17] Yes I love that.

[01:00:18] Now I have a general idea of what it should look like.

[01:00:20] So I have a little bit of a heads up.

[01:00:21] You do.

[01:00:22] You know there's wings.

[01:00:23] I know there's wings.

[01:00:24] There's the bicycle seat with the dildo and then it comes up and down.

[01:00:28] You can just stop with that.

[01:00:30] Just imagine flying three miles per hour over an elementary school with that thing.

[01:00:35] Yeah.

[01:00:36] Going in your ass and they're trying to catch you with butterfly nets.

[01:00:38] And you're like good show fellas.

[01:00:42] Good show.

[01:00:43] You're just on a not quick enough on a penny far thing.

[01:00:47] Yeah.

[01:00:48] No and come on man.

[01:00:50] It's no but you it's not a penny.

[01:00:52] You pet a brother's airplane.

[01:00:54] Yeah but you peddle it to take off.

[01:00:57] You go down a hill and you're peddling it and then it's got wings.

[01:01:00] That's fucking up the imagery now.

[01:01:02] All right.

[01:01:03] I'm sorry.

[01:01:04] Easily catch you if you were on a penny far thing.

[01:01:06] I know you're ruining my cartoonish childish mind.

[01:01:10] Yes.

[01:01:11] My fantasy.

[01:01:12] That also includes getting fucked in the ass by a dildo.

[01:01:16] I'm infecting your imagination.

[01:01:21] My whimsical child is whirl.

[01:01:24] Where you're getting fucked in the ass by a dildo bicycle that's also the Wright brothers

[01:01:28] airplane.

[01:01:30] And they can't catch you.

[01:01:31] And it's called catch me if you can too.

[01:01:33] Right.

[01:01:34] The Wright brothers.

[01:01:35] Yep.

[01:01:36] The good one.

[01:01:37] Good.

[01:01:38] Good catch me if you can.

[01:01:39] Yeah.

[01:01:40] Suck me if you can't.

[01:01:41] Fuck me if you ask.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] He's getting fucked by Leonardo the camera.

[01:01:48] Yeah.

[01:01:49] I didn't have anything to say today.

[01:01:50] I just wanted to tell you guys about that.

[01:01:52] The streamer.

[01:01:53] The streamers prank where you calls guys gave.

[01:01:56] All right.

[01:01:57] Shoot him.

[01:01:58] Let's go.

[01:01:59] Yeah.

[01:02:00] That was okay.

[01:02:01] That was good.

[01:02:02] I love that guy.

[01:02:03] And yes you can find videos of him getting his sticks sucked and it's not cool.

[01:02:07] It makes you feel weird to watch them.

[01:02:09] I want to watch them.

[01:02:10] I don't care.

[01:02:11] Yeah.

[01:02:12] Good.

[01:02:13] Yeah.

[01:02:14] I'm I'm into local YouTubers.

[01:02:18] They're raw dude.

[01:02:20] Uh huh.

[01:02:21] They're riggy raw.

[01:02:22] Riggy diggy diggy diggy diggy.

[01:02:24] You know what I think I'm going to watch the Friends of Eddie Coyle.

[01:02:27] Oh yeah.

[01:02:28] I haven't seen it yet.

[01:02:29] Oh really.

[01:02:30] No I haven't.

[01:02:31] Bob Mitchum dude the best.

[01:02:33] Dude I'm obsessed with the Refinery29 Instagram page.

[01:02:36] Why?

[01:02:37] Because it's like they'll just post shit.

[01:02:39] It's like you don't have to apologize to anyone for being black.

[01:02:43] It's like okay.

[01:02:45] Well thank you for letting me know Refinery29.

[01:02:48] Yeah.

[01:02:49] And then it's all just I mean it's a shitty a shitty website.

[01:02:52] It's like a it's like a girl.

[01:02:54] It's content for women with like emotional or personality disorders.

[01:02:58] It's like at this point in my life if you aren't making me happy you got to go with

[01:03:04] Lisa Simpson.

[01:03:05] It's like that's so true.

[01:03:07] I've cut out everyone in my life who doesn't serve the purpose of making me feel better.

[01:03:12] That's how friendship works is that people are just only supposed to make me happy.

[01:03:18] You fucking bitch.

[01:03:20] Black owned swimsuit brands to support.

[01:03:22] Do they have any for fat guys?

[01:03:25] Um.

[01:03:26] Or is it just for women?

[01:03:27] Yeah.

[01:03:28] This one looks like it's for you.

[01:03:29] No.

[01:03:30] Let me see.

[01:03:31] No it's a swimsuit press.

[01:03:32] Stop.

[01:03:33] Stop.

[01:03:34] That's why that lady has titties.

[01:03:35] Yeah that's true.

[01:03:36] You don't.

[01:03:37] I don't.

[01:03:38] Thank you.

[01:03:39] My mother let me know that the University of Maryland Baltimore County is waving their

[01:03:44] readmission fee.

[01:03:45] So you can finally get that motherfucking diploma.

[01:03:49] How many credits were you away?

[01:03:50] Six.

[01:03:51] Six.

[01:03:52] That's two classes.

[01:03:53] Wait why didn't you just take Greek somebody read somebody like Danny and they were like

[01:03:58] I'm getting into an argument with people about the USPS and like they're explaining why it's

[01:04:04] bad that it's being bankrupt and they're like can you tell me why you don't.

[01:04:07] Like the USPS said like they're coming to me because they want to argue with other leftists

[01:04:12] or whatever about.

[01:04:13] I'm like yeah they wouldn't deliver my weight fast.

[01:04:16] Yeah.

[01:04:17] They're like is that it?

[01:04:18] And it's like yes.

[01:04:19] Yes.

[01:04:20] It's a personal grut.

[01:04:21] I just don't like their customer service.

[01:04:23] Literally always been framed as a personal grut.

[01:04:29] They fucked me the other day.

[01:04:31] Dude that post office.

[01:04:33] The one on it.

[01:04:34] Okay I want to put this on the record.

[01:04:37] The post office on Atlantic is the worst the worst run fucking most awful fucking place

[01:04:45] on earth.

[01:04:46] Go off.

[01:04:47] Yeah this is where finally turning on.

[01:04:48] The only way to predict the future is to create it and then a big comment.

[01:04:52] Let's say goodbye to letting shit happen to us and hello to making shit happen for us.

[01:04:57] Oh cool.

[01:04:58] I love those typeface memes.

[01:05:00] Boy it's like somebody's job to write this.

[01:05:03] They probably make a good living.

[01:05:04] No probably not.

[01:05:05] No they don't.

[01:05:06] It's one of those places that pays you $50.

[01:05:09] Yeah that's probably true.

[01:05:11] Who owned Refinery29?

[01:05:13] I don't know.

[01:05:14] The Saudis.

[01:05:15] The House of Saud.

[01:05:16] It's a woman owned business housed in a former hexachromium refinery.

[01:05:23] Oh yeah that's where they get the name.

[01:05:26] Oh it's a real refinery.

[01:05:28] Yeah they processed benzene and chromium and the factory.

[01:05:33] And down the town is poisoned.

[01:05:35] Yeah and now they use this space to come up with content for bi-POC.

[01:05:40] I love it.

[01:05:41] Dubbed by walks.

[01:05:42] How many chromosomes are you supposed to have?

[01:05:47] 23.

[01:05:48] Jordan.

[01:05:49] Refinery29.

[01:05:50] How many if you're retarded?

[01:05:52] You have an extra 23.

[01:05:54] So 24.

[01:05:55] But you have 46?

[01:05:56] That's what that show 24 is about.

[01:05:58] My name is Jack Ba.

[01:06:00] I was just going to make good up for finery 24.

[01:06:04] Because they were retarded.

[01:06:07] Yeah.

[01:06:08] But I kind of needed some help.

[01:06:10] No.

[01:06:11] Listen they were both good.

[01:06:13] I'm Jack Ba.

[01:06:14] Somebody's trying to kill the president.

[01:06:17] It's the guy formed the all state commercials.

[01:06:20] Oh he was the bad guy?

[01:06:23] The president.

[01:06:24] Yeah the president was a guy named Paul Mer.

[01:06:27] I never watched the fucking lick of 24.

[01:06:29] Oh wait, Down syndrome is a genetic condition.

[01:06:32] Oh wow, I think the first season.

[01:06:33] Yeah, it's 23 chromosomes because we're 23 and me.

[01:06:37] Dude I saw a group of mentally challenged people on the boardwalk at the Rockways yesterday.

[01:06:47] And from afar I was like why are they giving them such stupid haircuts.

[01:06:53] It looked like they had short hair and then left the pigtails and I realized they were

[01:06:58] Orthodox Jew retards.

[01:06:59] Oh hell yeah.

[01:07:01] And I was like oh that's a little double.

[01:07:02] Yeah, that's exactly when those guys do crossover acts.

[01:07:05] It's the best.

[01:07:06] Yeah.

[01:07:07] When there's like a dead fucking his seed that was also bad.

[01:07:10] That's a real mess up.

[01:07:11] Was one of the best things I've ever seen in my life.

[01:07:13] The his seed outfit but it's all loose and then he's got skate shoes turned side.

[01:07:17] That was Cyrus shoes on.

[01:07:18] Yeah, I think our sideways from half the three.

[01:07:21] He's got D3.

[01:07:22] Yeah, I couldn't stop laughing.

[01:07:24] He's doing the West side.

[01:07:25] Yeah.

[01:07:26] I couldn't stop laughing yesterday.

[01:07:27] My friend said that he the first time he got hit he was wearing OSIRIS D3.

[01:07:32] Big respect.

[01:07:33] That's so good.

[01:07:34] Shout out to the legend Alex.

[01:07:35] Shout out to legendary Alex with the OSIRIS on.

[01:07:43] Yeah, it's funny to think about all the shoes people have worn getting head.

[01:07:47] This is trisomy 18.

[01:07:48] It's known as Edward syndrome and they got they look like this.

[01:07:52] They got like a music is they have a different kind of face.

[01:07:55] Damn.

[01:07:57] Somebody got head and like a lot of people probably get head and sketches.

[01:08:01] That's funny to think about.

[01:08:02] No, you couldn't.

[01:08:04] I feel like if your parents got you sketches like just don't go to school.

[01:08:08] Somebody got head and sketches.

[01:08:09] I mean, someone had to have gone.

[01:08:11] I feel like sketches is like if you're not 65.

[01:08:17] That's not.

[01:08:18] Checkers.

[01:08:19] Checkers goes off, dude.

[01:08:20] There was a checkers by me when I lived in Catonsville and it was a magical night to

[01:08:30] go over there, sit on the little fucking things.

[01:08:32] Well, I love the outdoor seating being hung over and going to checkers and having a big

[01:08:37] Beaufort and having a cigarette out on that little patio and just eating a fucking like

[01:08:41] greasy ass hamburger.

[01:08:43] Oh, yeah.

[01:08:44] Being like, man, life is awful and it's never going to get you better.

[01:08:48] But at least I can go get drunk.

[01:08:52] Thank God for getting trashed.

[01:08:56] The fucking big mother fucking Beaufort.

[01:08:58] Yeah.

[01:08:59] They had good wings.

[01:09:02] That's a big thing for a fast food place to have good wings as a wing connoisseur.

[01:09:07] That's huge for me.

[01:09:08] Yeah.

[01:09:09] I might have some goddamn wings.

[01:09:10] I might you know what?

[01:09:11] I got the air fryer.

[01:09:12] Maybe I'll go buy some wings and make them.

[01:09:14] You should, dude.

[01:09:15] You do.

[01:09:16] You earned it.

[01:09:17] Thanks, man.

[01:09:18] I bought.

[01:09:19] Let's do it.

[01:09:20] I read that on a fine.

[01:09:21] We're 29.

[01:09:22] Get your big ass some wings.

[01:09:23] You deserve it.

[01:09:25] Mmm, girl.

[01:09:26] Just illustrations like this.

[01:09:28] Like what is that?

[01:09:30] Who did that?

[01:09:31] Is that MS Paint?

[01:09:33] Yeah.

[01:09:34] And then it's, I mean, I can't show it, but it's a giant woman, but her head's tiny and

[01:09:41] she's covered in body hair.

[01:09:43] And then the comment is I want to be hairy to confirm who I am as a person.

[01:09:47] That's weird.

[01:09:48] And who I am as a person compulsively removes my body hair.

[01:09:53] Tap the link in bio for a personal essay.

[01:09:56] No.

[01:09:57] The colors were cool in that thing.

[01:10:00] Mm-hmm.

[01:10:02] Intersectionality, justice work must be intersectional, honor different experiences and identities.

[01:10:09] Acknowledge how the intersection of people's identities makes it impossible.

[01:10:12] Like it's just now all media that you willingly consume is just bullshit homework.

[01:10:17] Right.

[01:10:18] Just surrounded by homework.

[01:10:19] It's a paper.

[01:10:20] Yeah.

[01:10:21] Because that's the thing.

[01:10:22] They changed it.

[01:10:23] Put it on the old man hat here.

[01:10:26] Here we go.

[01:10:27] Let's go Nick.

[01:10:28] You know, they made it a participation trophy kind of deal.

[01:10:30] Yes.

[01:10:31] Thank you.

[01:10:32] Where all you have to do is do the homework.

[01:10:33] You don't even have to be good at it.

[01:10:35] And then people pat you on the heads.

[01:10:36] And then you have a bunch of people that just are desperately crave homework to be assigned.

[01:10:41] Because that's how they associate accomplishment.

[01:10:44] Whereas me, when I was a kid, no homework done.

[01:10:47] But the test day comes and you know, fail that.

[01:10:51] You fail that too.

[01:10:52] Because you're like, yeah, I didn't learn anything.

[01:10:54] Fuck learning.

[01:10:55] Just kidding.

[01:10:56] Fuck that.

[01:10:57] And then you fucking go get fucked up.

[01:10:58] And then you get fucked up and know everything about the Simpsons.

[01:11:03] You know, every detail.

[01:11:05] That street smarts.

[01:11:08] Yeah.

[01:11:09] The street smarts is knowing how old Mr. Burns is mommy.

[01:11:13] Oh, yeah.

[01:11:15] The University of the sidewalk is my father.

[01:11:20] Yeah.

[01:11:21] The school of hard knocks.

[01:11:24] Is that the Greek term?

[01:11:25] Yeah.

[01:11:26] The university of the sidewalk.

[01:11:28] He just said it to, I don't know.

[01:11:29] I think that's cool.

[01:11:31] Yeah.

[01:11:32] Which he, again, he would have, he failed that.

[01:11:34] Dude, I saw the, the ADL anti-Semitism index.

[01:11:39] Greece is like 73%.

[01:11:41] 73% I mean, the ADL is like an embarrassing organization.

[01:11:47] They think everything's anti-Semitic.

[01:11:49] Also how do you quantify what percentage of it?

[01:11:51] Can I tell you though?

[01:11:52] A country is, but it was very funny to see.

[01:11:54] Let me tell you how high Greece was.

[01:11:56] They're, they're correct.

[01:11:57] They're not a lot of warm feeling.

[01:11:59] Are there even, I guess there are some Jews in Greece, but not really.

[01:12:05] It's a, we found her turning on it's up close to woman's pelvis and she's wearing tidy

[01:12:10] whiteies that say end white, right?

[01:12:12] End white supremacy on that.

[01:12:14] And it looks to be a white person.

[01:12:17] I can't tell, but I would, you know, I'm a sort of horny.

[01:12:20] Well, that's, see, she's being loud.

[01:12:24] This feels like schizophrenic to me.

[01:12:26] I don't like it's just the intersection of multiple things that don't make it.

[01:12:29] A white woman that's wearing, yeah.

[01:12:32] She's wearing a Walter white underpants.

[01:12:36] Can you see her pushing?

[01:12:37] And you can see a little bit of an outline of the outside.

[01:12:41] Does it look nice?

[01:12:42] Here's a birthday cake that says your anger is valid.

[01:12:46] Nice.

[01:12:47] I want that for my birthday next year.

[01:12:49] At Tatiana's?

[01:12:51] At Tatiana's.

[01:12:52] That's going to be my birthday cake.

[01:12:55] This is just a fat woman's ass.

[01:12:59] I'm not bad at that ass.

[01:13:01] It just says, if you're feeling fine and no one's there to see it, look in the mirror.

[01:13:06] Damn, I'm going to get this T-shirt.

[01:13:09] Which one?

[01:13:10] There were fine room 29s.

[01:13:11] No, look at this.

[01:13:13] So guys, cock getting sucked by.

[01:13:17] Oh, Christopher Cross sailing.

[01:13:19] Very nice.

[01:13:20] You should get them sailing.

[01:13:21] The fucking album cover.

[01:13:22] Into my asshole.

[01:13:24] The green album.

[01:13:25] The one with the bird on it.

[01:13:27] Yeah, that is one of the best album covers of all time.

[01:13:31] It looks so cool.

[01:13:33] Sucking another man's penis.

[01:13:38] Let me fuck you.

[01:13:42] Ooh baby.

[01:13:43] Ooh baby, when you shut my face.

[01:13:45] I got to listen to Zeppelin one.

[01:13:47] Alright, man.

[01:13:48] Sounds good.

[01:13:49] Me and my friend are doing.

[01:13:50] I haven't listened to Zeppelin since I was 13.

[01:13:53] Don't let me listen to Zeppelin two.

[01:13:54] We're going to do one album a day.

[01:13:58] Bro.

[01:13:59] And then text each other.

[01:14:00] He just texts me.

[01:14:01] He's like, I listened to one.

[01:14:02] It's way heavier than I remember.

[01:14:03] I'm about to listen to Zeppelin one of my damn shows.

[01:14:05] I'm going to go through the discography.

[01:14:06] Shit.

[01:14:07] I haven't listened.

[01:14:08] I straight up haven't listened in 20 years.

[01:14:10] No.

[01:14:11] I love it.

[01:14:12] You were 10 years old?

[01:14:13] Or I guess you're old.

[01:14:14] 13, yeah.

[01:14:15] That's impossible.

[01:14:16] I mean Zeppelin used.

[01:14:17] I mean, I've heard songs, of course.

[01:14:18] Yeah.

[01:14:19] I like listen to albums and stuff.

[01:14:22] Of course.

[01:14:23] On my CD there.

[01:14:24] Oh, when I was like 15.

[01:14:25] Okay, I'm kind of into this one.

[01:14:26] It's a woman sucking milk out of her titty.

[01:14:28] That's sick.

[01:14:29] And that's a nice looking titty too.

[01:14:31] Let me see that.

[01:14:33] Oh, she's hot.

[01:14:35] I actually fucked her.

[01:14:37] She says I used to answer emails on my overrides.

[01:14:40] Now I pump before my brassics blow.

[01:14:42] Nice.

[01:14:43] Okay.

[01:14:44] I guess it's like, because part of their thing is like you should be able to.

[01:14:49] Like breastfeed anywhere.

[01:14:52] Pump breast titty milk.

[01:14:54] Yeah.

[01:14:55] And listen, if your pump's not around and you're about to explode.

[01:14:58] Just ask the Uber driver to suck on me too.

[01:15:00] Yes, I can do it for you.

[01:15:03] I would be great if like the Uber driver sees that post and then his next woman, he holds

[01:15:08] her down and sucks on her titty.

[01:15:10] That means I could have found the riff one and I told me that you can do it.

[01:15:16] I am just immigrant.

[01:15:17] I don't know any better.

[01:15:21] I follow the Friday 29 to learn about intersectionalism.

[01:15:24] Because your ID says your name is Matthew Johnson.

[01:15:27] That's the flunk I talking like that.

[01:15:31] I know.

[01:15:33] I just come here from Iran.

[01:15:35] It's a cabbie voice.

[01:15:36] I did.

[01:15:37] No, I got this is not my car.

[01:15:40] I lease it and.

[01:15:43] Fuck.

[01:15:44] This punch kicks you in the head.

[01:15:46] I was running away.

[01:15:48] Look behind you.

[01:15:51] It's burglar.

[01:15:52] Look behind you.

[01:15:54] There's burglar.

[01:15:55] He is a spy there.

[01:15:56] He's a burglar.

[01:15:57] You're going to look.

[01:15:58] You just start running.

[01:15:59] He's tackled by four cops.

[01:16:00] No, fuck you.

[01:16:01] Fuck you.

[01:16:02] Big.

[01:16:03] Fuck it to you.

[01:16:04] You could drop the voice mat.

[01:16:06] Yeah.

[01:16:07] What are you all doing today?

[01:16:16] This is early.

[01:16:17] I need to go eat something.

[01:16:19] You're getting sucked.

[01:16:20] I'm saying we got the rest of the day.

[01:16:23] We get chill.

[01:16:24] We get listened to ZEP1.

[01:16:25] ZEP1.

[01:16:26] Yeah.

[01:16:27] Get smoked fucking mids.

[01:16:28] Honestly, the last time I was.

[01:16:30] Light a little bit of nog chompa put on a little ZEP1.

[01:16:33] Last time I was I was.

[01:16:35] I was.

[01:16:36] I was.

[01:16:37] I was.

[01:16:38] I was.

[01:16:39] I was.

[01:16:40] I was.

[01:16:41] I was.

[01:16:42] I was.

[01:16:43] I was.

[01:16:44] I was.

[01:16:45] I've been kind of.

[01:16:46] Buddha looked like an Indian guy with big teeth.

[01:16:49] And he's like big like like like like our crunch style cox in his hands and I like that

[01:16:57] a lot.

[01:16:58] Yeah.

[01:16:59] Hogs

[01:16:54] Chompa, like Hogs.

[01:17:01] Alright so let's go get the leg out.

[01:17:04] Listen like related to some of their problems.

[01:17:06] Go to stopby dot Bayes.

[01:17:08] I got a couple T shirts up there myself.

[01:17:10] I'm in the T shirt game now.

[01:17:12] I got a dream to imagine shirt that you're gonna love.

[01:17:16] I got a can I see your penis shirt?

[01:17:18] You're gonna love.

[01:17:19] Also, I'm starting a streetwear brand pretty soon

[01:17:21] with a couple of mates.

[01:17:23] It's not comedy related.

[01:17:25] It's just about a hype looking hype.

[01:17:30] But I'm gonna try to get some influencers on board.

[01:17:33] You literally are going to, aren't you?

[01:17:37] Yeah.

[01:17:37] Well, I guess I have to move on from clothes.

[01:17:39] Now that that's been taken away from you.

[01:17:41] No, it's not your, it's not your lame, bro.

[01:17:44] I'm not doing novelty teeth.

[01:17:46] What do you mean novelty teeth?

[01:17:48] I didn't mean that.

[01:17:49] I'm just gonna do stuff that looks fashion.

[01:17:51] My shit is stupid.

[01:17:51] I'm gonna start a label.

[01:17:53] I do not make novelty shirts.

[01:17:55] Yeah, they're not novel teeth.

[01:17:56] Yeah.

[01:17:57] Long lasting shirts.

[01:17:58] They're shirts.

[01:17:59] It's so beautiful.

[01:18:00] No, you drink stupid retard bastard.

[01:18:02] All right, folks.

[01:18:05] Have an absolute retarded bastard.

[01:18:07] Come dot town.