Cum Town | Premium | 08/23/2020
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[00:00:19] This is our first night here at EJ's landing running.
[00:00:24] Welcome to everybody with a one or two inch penis.
[00:00:27] My wife, she left me for a man with a very big, very big black penis.
[00:00:35] I used the divorce money to buy karaoke.
[00:00:43] I've come if we will do songs all night and if women like have a good time.
[00:00:49] My friend Hari Arjo, he tells me that's the right karaoke.
[00:01:02] He tells me that if I ran a karaoke night I would become new person.
[00:01:06] You would be getting the most of the new
[00:01:23] guy I play guitar but underneath it's major.
[00:01:30] When the drinks don't go to two dollars until you start the fucking karaoke.
[00:01:37] That man do not have sex with him, ladies.
[00:01:41] You're only allowed to be to be hold the penis to me.
[00:01:47] On your pussy, your pussy is to become to me.
[00:01:53] Definitely nobody with big black penis.
[00:02:04] Let's go put your name in the bucket and then we will drive.
[00:02:08] I've not done this before but I have not done the karaoke.
[00:02:11] Is there a bucket or do you just line the names up?
[00:02:28] I'm going to be a big guy and I know you're the one.
[00:03:10] Get these indian homos off the fucking mic.
[00:03:19] How about you do the whisper and then I will do the big part.
[00:03:57] I never learned how to read English, which is why I lost all the money and the divorce.
[00:04:03] Because the contracts were all in English and not turdoo.
[00:05:11] Oh no, now we are drunk and maybe everybody can fuck our ass.
[00:05:19] That's uh, I don't know if that's allowed.
[00:05:32] I will suck both of you off to get off this time.
[00:05:38] That EJ's landing at karaoke one time and there was this woman that was like probably like 43 years old.
[00:06:01] It was like that karaoke was just for people that peaked at 17.
[00:06:05] And some of the worst years to do peeking it.
[00:06:14] It was like you can tell pajanish did not change at all from when he was like a senior in high school in 1982.
[00:06:19] You know, I gotta give those people credit.
[00:06:22] Now I feel like a lot of people are aged or like nostalgic for high school when they were fucking losers.
[00:06:29] So I, so my friends have said that recently.
[00:06:32] It's like people have this idea that to peak in high school means that you were cool in high school.
[00:06:36] It's like no, that just means that you peaked.
[00:06:38] Yeah, it just means your life still gets worse.
[00:06:42] If it's all one fucking straight line at zero.
[00:06:52] The reality is they probably peaked like the year after college.
[00:06:57] They thought their whole lives were ahead of them, probably went into debt to get a nice apartment or some shit.
[00:07:03] I either peaked at 11 or I haven't peaked yet.
[00:07:09] I was cute eating whatever the fuck I want.
[00:07:11] Everyone's like going to weddings fucking eating, drinking Shirley temples, getting sick off the desserts.
[00:07:19] When I was like, well, we've already lost this battle.
[00:07:24] I got ugly for like 10 years after that.
[00:07:31] I've rebounded nicely in my late 20s, early 30s.
[00:07:34] 11 is cool because that's when you start getting like horny, but you don't like your like,
[00:07:39] You don't know what it's like, chance I'm going to fuck.
[00:07:42] It's like I'm just beating off as new and it doesn't feel like you're losing.
[00:07:47] You're like, guess you're just jacked off the porn.
[00:07:54] I called my friend on the phone to tell him I jacked off to porn.
[00:07:57] Well, you called the phone to help you walk you through the prom.
[00:08:01] I watched this talk since my wife left.
[00:08:09] I watched the skin and max softcore and then I called my friend the next day and he's like,
[00:08:16] I've told the story before about overhearing a guy with cerebral palsy talking to his
[00:08:20] friend on the phone about getting his own apartments and then getting the cinema so he could masturbate
[00:08:31] He's just like on the phone and he was like, yeah.
[00:08:35] Just like with the double crutch with the arm.
[00:08:39] Where it's like, you know, you got handles on there, but just in case we don't really trust
[00:08:43] you with the handles, we got some cucks around your arms.
[00:08:51] Just to make sure that we're on the same page.
[00:08:58] So you can't throw them at someone that's laughing.
[00:09:00] I love that scene of Breaking Bad where the bullies are like just fucking being like, Mommy,
[00:09:05] I'm trying to put all my big boy pants.
[00:09:09] What's the first episode when, yeah, the game of cerebral palsy is like getting pants and
[00:09:15] then some like, Flynn, some high school, like kids from his high school, like Jocks are
[00:09:21] They're like, Mommy, I'm trying to put all my big boy pants in what universe?
[00:09:30] Like grown adults are making fun of a guy for every cerebral palsy.
[00:09:38] Like I'm probably one of the worst people in the entire world.
[00:09:41] And no doubt I would make fun of that kid after it would be later with my friend.
[00:09:44] And there would be some of it is like fully expecting my friend to be like, come on.
[00:09:54] It's not to have a friend that's like, yeah, get that retard.
[00:09:58] I feel like that only really exists in movies.
[00:10:00] That's why I think it's like, was Hitler even that bad of a guy or was it really, the
[00:10:04] problem is really that he was surrounded by guys like him, or that were like, yeah,
[00:10:13] I'm trying to be Charlie Chaplin over here.
[00:10:19] I'm just trying to get pussy from my niece and his watercolor.
[00:10:22] I don't know, but Hitler sounded exactly like Martin Lawrence.
[00:10:29] But if we got it, that's why he was crushing.
[00:10:34] We got the Jewish people and we going to round them up and say, get the step.
[00:10:39] He did do a really famous Jewish people be driving like this.
[00:10:46] Nah, nah, nah, with them little ass hats.
[00:10:59] I'm trying to be president when Martin Lawrence opened for him and Chris Rock was just like
[00:11:04] coasting through his gigs and Martin Lawrence was absolutely corrupt.
[00:11:08] Like the room was shaking and he was like, fuck.
[00:11:10] He just got buried by Martin Lawrence and he's just doing his business.
[00:11:24] He came out on stage and he was just like in underwear and then he had this giant dick.
[00:11:28] And then he was like doing the set with a giant dick and then he pulls a sock out and wipes
[00:11:41] Remember Auburn Comedy Special was all black dudes and then they all like this the set was
[00:11:45] like there'd be like a barrel on fire and it would be like the hood.
[00:11:52] As presented in that scene in one of the national lampoons where they drive into a band.
[00:11:58] Like a ghetto, even they have not experienced.
[00:12:03] A ghetto that's mostly like a diamond plate steel all in the background and then like a
[00:12:18] There should be four homeless guys warming their hands around it.
[00:12:23] It would be awesome if that's what it was.
[00:12:35] And he's yelling directions at the hip hop dancers.
[00:12:45] When I was a kid I'm like, well, what a great set.
[00:12:58] I mean, really they figured out colors in the 1990s.
[00:13:07] And everyone dressed like it's the 90s now.
[00:13:14] Adam, why are you cut on that little AC, man?
[00:13:27] Jesus Christ is making him think about the electricity bill.
[00:13:37] We got to turn your JC down a couple of cents.
[00:13:43] We're going to turn it down to 62 cents.
[00:13:50] Just like a Jewish guy masturbating to the sentence, women earn 74 cents on the dollar.
[00:13:59] Because it's women and then there's also change in there.
[00:14:04] I didn't know what's probably happening.
[00:14:08] Jewish guys are probably the number one employers of women because of the deal.
[00:14:14] There's probably some Jewish guy who's like, all the CEOs of women, everybody at high
[00:14:20] And he's getting pressed for being a gender hero.
[00:14:26] If Harvey Weinstein was like going around bragging to his friends, his Jewish friends
[00:14:30] being like, some of them, you don't even have to pay.
[00:14:35] They want to have sex with me to be in the movie and I put them in the movie and I don't
[00:14:40] Sometimes I'll just have sex with them and I'll say, you know, we'll see what we can
[00:14:43] But they just find me that irresistible.
[00:14:55] Look, I sometimes I can't sleep at night.
[00:15:02] I don't even, you, Mert, you know I don't even have a penis.
[00:15:05] I fucked up little nub is getting licked by these.
[00:15:13] They seem to be really enjoying themselves.
[00:15:15] Did you, did you hear about this last year, the, the CEO of Warner Brothers or the president's
[00:15:20] studio president had a step down because he was like, he was kind of trying to shop projects
[00:15:28] You know, he'd be like, I'll produce something if you make my girlfriend the star.
[00:15:32] And then a couple of weeks ago, the head of NBC Universal abruptly stopped or stepped
[00:15:37] down because he was doing the same thing.
[00:15:43] She must have had the best pussy top notch to.
[00:15:55] But she's making all these like powerful men salute to her.
[00:16:03] Because imagine having that much of a leg up until you guys get busted.
[00:16:06] I'm trying to like, she can't even get an HBO Max sitcom or some shit or like a straight
[00:16:15] Yeah, that came out and then she was also tied to like another Australian billionaire.
[00:16:21] So she's just got the magic pussy as well.
[00:16:27] Because if you really think about it, the people that stick the most that you can't get
[00:16:31] over the most are the ones that are the that you enjoyed fucking the most.
[00:16:41] Maybe she's just I have no problem getting over anybody.
[00:16:54] I mean, really you have no choice, you know?
[00:16:58] Well, he didn't think it's not even you move forward.
[00:17:00] It's the world just shit moves you forward.
[00:17:06] You literally I wish I could, but I can't.
[00:17:10] The people that stick around there are actually double losers because it's taking effort to
[00:17:16] You have to always just keep looking for a nice bit of looking.
[00:17:26] The world is like a pussy and every day you get to fuck a piece of it.
[00:17:30] So maybe Monday as you fuck one inches.
[00:17:34] You stop and no, you don't fuck any more.
[00:17:39] It's you know, it feels good just that on the pussy lips on the tip, but it's not, you
[00:17:47] And on the three inches on the fourth day when you have run out of inches and then saw
[00:17:53] and then maybe Friday, all 11 inches you put into the pussy.
[00:17:58] And this is what this is my philosophy and why I'm so happy.
[00:18:00] And a lot of people, they say to me, I told you, oh, maybe you are happy because your
[00:18:06] You have an 11 inch penis and you are a beautiful Spanish man.
[00:18:10] That is that that that I can see what you're coming from with that.
[00:18:19] And even I have sex with anyone I have sex.
[00:18:27] But also I feel like I am kind of an optimist.
[00:18:32] There's also things that are not so good for me.
[00:18:36] The other day I thought I had Bob Bob starts left and there was mold on them.
[00:18:41] And so I smashed up a bunch of dishes in my apartment and I tell the super model in my
[00:18:48] You fucking be cut her with the pieces.
[00:18:50] But then I come down and I remember I have a gigantic penis.
[00:18:59] And you have to you have to keep fucking it.
[00:19:06] If you don't get pussy, you go you remember who you are.
[00:19:12] But every day you get pussy, you do drugs.
[00:19:28] And then you know you drive drunk around the town.
[00:19:35] Everybody say, oh they're going to Antonio.
[00:19:41] We had to close the YMCA because that guy signed up.
[00:19:46] They had to pretend the bathroom was broken.
[00:19:50] I shut down the locker room because Antonio come and nobody could enjoy the pool anymore.
[00:19:58] A bunch of men sinking to the bottom pretending they were looking for their contact lens.
[00:20:20] I like to visualize having a large penis.
[00:20:23] Well I'm putting my average penis into a pussy.
[00:20:26] Yeah what I jack off to is just me having normal sex but my dick is two inches bigger.
[00:20:35] Yeah my smyser is just like alright let's get this over with.
[00:20:40] I'm not going to have a cigarette so I'm just going to beat off.
[00:20:43] I'm going to try to just go back to imagination because I get pissed now.
[00:20:48] I'm going to say dude I let one loose with porn and I was like who cares.
[00:20:54] It's nice that I'm free of being horny for like a couple hours but that's the only good
[00:21:06] No I just haven't been doing it for a while.
[00:21:08] It definitely levels me out and then I'm right back into like bits or projects or whatever
[00:21:12] it's like it's just it's purely this relief stress.
[00:21:14] But if I jack off first thing I do nothing because it's almost like I've rewarded I've
[00:21:21] I have not beat off first thing in the morning in since I was a teenager.
[00:21:29] Although I have a friend who says he jacks off first thing in the morning.
[00:21:37] It just meant to wellness but I've been like legitimately taking cold showers in the morning.
[00:21:44] I've been drinking way too much fucking coffee and I like wake up with like these pounding
[00:21:49] If you take cold showers you like don't need coffee in the morning.
[00:21:52] Bro I take cold showers before I have to like do something like instead of like when I
[00:21:56] want a little jolt and I don't want to drink coffee like at night and I used to do before
[00:22:00] when I was on the road I would take a cold shower before the first show of the night.
[00:22:07] Well it sucked the first four or five days like every day it was like a nightmare having
[00:22:11] I'm like ah I shout every time my roommate's like are you okay?
[00:22:16] It's like eventually you just have to like get like think of it as like not a shower
[00:22:20] and you're like jumping into a pool or something.
[00:22:23] Even then I would be I'm a bitch though so yeah I'll never be used to it but if you feel
[00:22:28] Which still I can do my legs are good my face which as soon as the water hits my back though
[00:22:33] Ah yeah but it feels so good when you're cooled down.
[00:22:36] I love jumping into the freezing cold pool at the Schvets when I go.
[00:22:45] Oh that's what you don't want to broadcast.
[00:22:52] Yeah me and my gay friends have a secret Schvets right now.
[00:22:55] Ah there's your Schvets a Schvets open.
[00:23:08] The Schvets had to close every public pool.
[00:23:12] The Schvets in the East Village like Chasids go to and they just sit there next to girls
[00:23:17] with their tits out and they just like stare directly at their tits.
[00:23:24] They are what you call exactly like the stereo time.
[00:23:31] He had cartoons he brought from Germany back there.
[00:23:37] And every time there was a cartoon that was of Jewish I said this is just like a cartoon.
[00:23:48] I said the only if this wasn't a drawing I would say is this a photograph.
[00:23:55] The only way I know it is not a photograph is there is a little signature on the bottom
[00:24:02] I tell my grandfather I want to meet a photographer.
[00:24:05] I want to see the guy the man who photographers exactly what happened in real life.
[00:24:11] He said to me Antonio that is a drawing.
[00:24:20] This is their hands are clasped exactly that way.
[00:24:26] Speaking of I watched the and I don't know if this will go anywhere but it was just I
[00:24:34] I have not had that much fun watching bad television in like literally probably 10 15.
[00:24:42] So the premise is like Zac Efron like heard this guy Darren Ollion or something on a pod.
[00:24:48] I guess he's a pod the he's some lifestyle podcaster guy.
[00:24:52] He's like a Cal Cali like ripped 50 year old who has like blonde hair you know like just
[00:25:00] as like beach bum guy kind of like an Antonio.
[00:25:05] Just one of these like you know it's all about energy and fucking you know positive good
[00:25:11] And so Zac Efron heard his podcast probably on a Coke binge and was like I got to meet
[00:25:16] They became friends and now they have a travelogue show.
[00:25:20] That's mostly just a way to pitch Darren's bullshit.
[00:25:23] Oh really I had no idea there was another guy.
[00:25:28] He got this Zac Efron brought aboard this guy.
[00:25:29] This lifestyle and then it's narrated by Efron and Efron's there with but they Efron's
[00:25:35] on board Danemode with a sidekick with a sidekick trying to sell you like oils.
[00:25:40] And I watch the first two episodes the first one's Iceland and the second one's France
[00:25:44] and there's just so many good line the second one opens with we're somewhere in Europe.
[00:25:54] We're somewhere in Europe but there's the actual towers behind it.
[00:25:58] I can't I mean there's so much funny shit in there like first of all like they go to
[00:26:02] Iceland and the first episode is presumably something about like like what's it called
[00:26:13] Talking about he's like he's like we're so behind Iceland in terms of this technology
[00:26:17] and it's like well do we have all of these volcanoes.
[00:26:26] Well that's how it works is they dig into where all this like the guy.
[00:26:28] The guys or whatever they use all this shit you know and they're like we need to bring
[00:26:32] this technology to the United States but like that's all in post they add up that
[00:26:37] vo when he's going around people like everywhere they go Zac Efron is just being like are you
[00:26:50] I mean you could do a super cut of that show.
[00:26:54] Probably like in the 10 episodes there are 62 hours of him just being like just looking
[00:27:06] Yeah you know just like there's at one point they pull up to like some steam processing
[00:27:11] plant and it's just steam coming out of the ground and like just billowing in the air
[00:27:15] and he's like this is reminds me like Jurassic Park or something.
[00:27:22] What about the dinosaur movie does this remind you.
[00:27:25] Well I think that the end when the T. Rex comes out isn't there smoke that clears maybe
[00:27:30] I don't know reminds you of that Jurassic Park probably used steam.
[00:27:38] But just I mean so many like moments that are supposed to be comedic and it's just Zac
[00:27:42] Efron being a dick to a guy who doesn't understand.
[00:27:45] They've won were part of the normal one they go to like a chocolate factory I mean it's
[00:27:51] They're like they're showing them how they make fudge and he's like you could never make
[00:27:56] a river out of this and it's like what did it just happen what happened in your mind.
[00:28:01] It's just like saying like skits of phrenic shit and then they didn't.
[00:28:05] They may have to stop production because you like had an episode or something.
[00:28:10] I think I heard something like that a while ago.
[00:28:13] It would make sense but I think he got addicted to Molly I'm pretty sure.
[00:28:17] The second episode they go to France and it's all about water and they're like France
[00:28:21] has public water fountains available everywhere and then they interview some municipal ladies
[00:28:25] like the idea is that water should be available to everybody and it's like they have that
[00:28:30] I mean you go into a Starbucks and ask for a water and we'll give it to you for free.
[00:28:37] There is essentially like free water in like New York but then like whatever point they're
[00:28:41] trying to make they end up at some French restaurant that specializes in water.
[00:28:46] And they're like you know the waiters like you cannot get this water in America and
[00:28:52] he brings like a water and Zach our friends like hell yeah and he's excited to have this
[00:28:58] And it's like what is the point because there's water crisis in Flint.
[00:29:10] They have a loose idea and then again they're just sitting there while they're like whoa.
[00:29:18] It's like he wanted to do a Bourdain thing met up with this fucking Darren guy and then
[00:29:22] the thing is just completely directionless.
[00:29:26] He has a different beanie on in every shot.
[00:29:36] At one point they go to like a new alcoholic looking yeah like a waterfall or something
[00:29:40] and they're like a ranger comes up to me's like be careful around the edges or whatever
[00:29:45] and then they're like they're asking him questions and they just you know they shot
[00:29:49] all this right and they're asking him questions but they're asking like do you know how many
[00:29:52] gallons of water like our process or like go through this waterfall year he's like I
[00:29:57] you know he's like I don't I don't even think it gallons so I don't know they're like do
[00:30:00] you know any leaders he's like I couldn't tell you.
[00:30:04] And then they're like and then the way they produce that segment is being like wow this
[00:30:11] And then they added these facts in post was Zach Fron reading them off a fucking cue
[00:30:15] car right right right right right so it's like to show us just a shit on just some guy
[00:30:20] whose job it is not to know those facts.
[00:30:22] It's not he's a part he's making sure you don't fall off the fucking leg and then at
[00:30:26] the end he's like you know there's a story and he has some anecdote an interesting anecdote
[00:30:35] People are only going to watch to do exactly what I'm doing.
[00:30:42] Although it wasn't normal when people were like like three weeks ago they were like damn
[00:30:53] He's just like not like you know the insane when he was still I guess at the tail end
[00:30:58] of getting molested by the guys at Disney when he was like super jacked.
[00:31:08] I prefer like if you're a child star you can either go like chill stoner bro or like
[00:31:19] Like the guys in they drive they drive the channel to go from England to France.
[00:31:30] And then they get off the get off and are pushing it.
[00:31:32] Darren guy is like he's like he's like pull the car over.
[00:31:40] And he's like any time I'm in Newland I like to feel the road.
[00:31:44] And then he's on the side of the road with his shoes off like squatting.
[00:31:51] And he's like because you know he's like when you change time zones your circadian rhythm
[00:31:58] Never mind the fact that they went from drove they went from England to France.
[00:32:03] So your circadian rhythm is not fucked up.
[00:32:13] You're not jet lagged from your trip from England to France.
[00:32:17] Like a maybe maybe if you went to Australia I'll give you that.
[00:32:22] And he's like so when you ground yourself with the earth the earth's electromagnetism
[00:32:29] But then the whole time like Zach's like I don't know about this.
[00:32:32] And it's like motherfucker you brought this guy.
[00:32:35] Because you bought you like this bullshit.
[00:32:37] So it's like they're clearly trying to like stir up a thing so that when he does take
[00:32:44] It's like whoa Zach Zach's like buying it.
[00:32:50] Put your shoes put your feet on the grass for a moment.
[00:32:53] The show is just it's it's very it's so fun.
[00:32:56] I like that it's like an idiot interacting with different parts of the world.
[00:32:59] But it's also a rich guy being defrauded by like a scam by a scam artist.
[00:33:04] It's also like like sub bill night level science.
[00:33:09] There's no way what he said is correct.
[00:33:12] They go to a geyser and he's like so what is this like water and they're like yeah.
[00:33:20] And he's in a jacuzzi with the fucking podcast.
[00:33:26] That's honestly that's my ultimate goal.
[00:33:31] And obviously we've talked about that surf and turf restaurant.
[00:33:43] Bronson basically did the just like the fat guy.
[00:34:00] Go piss out of your little ass prickadill.
[00:34:03] I bought some fucking lamb chops at the fucking butcher.
[00:34:07] Boy, does it make a difference when you buy it from the butcher.
[00:34:12] Instead of fucking key foods, broke ass, lambs.
[00:34:14] I don't know what's going on with their fucked up.
[00:34:20] What the fuck kind of question is that?
[00:34:21] I didn't even know they existed otherwise.
[00:34:26] When you get them at Costco they're just like the little triangle.
[00:34:30] The lamma Costco is in terrible though.
[00:34:32] The whole point is you grab it like a little caveman.
[00:34:38] And then the little fucking there's like little meat clinging to the bone.
[00:35:02] I got some fucking chops waiting for me at home.
[00:35:06] Yeah, we're going to watch some damn soccer.
[00:35:09] We're watching the Champions League final.
[00:35:10] Because Sov and I have a more European perspective on things than that.
[00:35:16] Nick is going to go work on, he's going to go build something shelved or something while
[00:35:27] We got some truly hard shelters for us.
[00:35:40] Some fake weed that we might have mentioned previously on the show.
[00:35:57] I've been at boys watching, just the boys watching sports.
[00:36:02] I love that basketball is on every day for eight hours.
[00:36:07] The first round is about to not go anywhere.
[00:36:10] We're just talking about how Adam sucks my dick and lamb chops and how we're going
[00:36:21] They come over to the glitter and calm.
[00:36:29] Some things are not to be fucking joked about Nick.
[00:36:31] I'm dressing up like Mimi Bowe that Bowe Beck and Mimi.
[00:36:42] Honestly, the lamb chops were, I've told this story before, but there's a baby video of me
[00:36:46] with one top tooth and one bottom tooth and I'm literally eating a fucking lamb chop with
[00:37:01] I love lamb chops with your soft baby teeth.
[00:37:06] If you saw a baby eating a fucking rib or anything that an adult, anytime a baby does anything
[00:37:14] I saw a baby pick of me having sex with a full grown woman.
[00:37:20] So she's laughing your whole family's clapping.
[00:37:38] That was the worst part about my first time was my dad with a camcorder.
[00:37:51] I don't think your movie's coming out anytime soon.
[00:37:53] Tenant is coming out internationally and then eventually in the States.
[00:38:03] OLED's got like the pixels can turn off individually.
[00:38:09] Yeah, it's got like an infinite contrast ratio.
[00:38:14] I don't need to get black out curtains if you really want to get your dick hard with
[00:38:21] I think I'm going to the next setup I have.
[00:38:34] Um, how about the one about a man showing his penis to a bunch of kids?
[00:38:43] Everyone I show your penis to a bunch of kids.
[00:38:52] Well, one man found out exactly what happens when you do just that.
[00:38:58] Just run of the mill pedophile stories.
[00:39:04] According to, according to newspaper reports, it happened.
[00:39:07] It was a very similar event happened in the 1950s in New England.
[00:39:11] And how about the one that put the story about it, a man who put an entire infant in his
[00:39:25] How about the one about the two guys meeting in a park bathroom and having gay sex?
[00:39:33] And the story of the Chinese man, the 17 inch penis, going to the hunting lodge and
[00:39:52] That one I was just, I just thought about that.
[00:39:56] Because I was thinking, giant Chinese dick.
[00:40:02] I've been in the back trying to fuck one of the female grips.
[00:40:05] There's a female grip I've been trying to have sex with.
[00:40:09] And I was talking to her instead of watching the show.
[00:40:14] This piece is a hammer all up in his beard.
[00:40:23] Just take a second and go over the notes.
[00:40:29] I'm getting into the character as Riker.
[00:40:45] I, how about the one where I'm able to maintain an erection with a woman?
[00:40:53] What about the guy that taught himself karate at home and then robbed a bank with karate?
[00:41:05] I'm going to do it in a couple of weeks.
[00:41:07] I haven't done it yet, but I will do it.
[00:41:11] What about the one where the guy got his mom cremated?
[00:41:15] And when they gave him the ashes, there was a gold ring in the inside that he found and
[00:41:20] he put it on and he turned into his mom.
[00:41:31] That's the first thing that him and his dad got married.
[00:41:35] He nutted and then his dad nutted and his mom's pussy.
[00:41:41] That's a real, but only because the guy in the real story is black.
[00:41:52] They could, we couldn't get a black guy to play the character.
[00:41:56] It happened to a black guy in the 1980s.
[00:42:03] According to newspaper reports, it happened to a black guy in 1980.
[00:42:08] How about the guy that turned an ice cream truck into a monster truck and then fucking
[00:42:15] he would just drive around listening to Pantera.
[00:42:24] I, what about the guy that the ice cream truck from the game twisted metal, but it was
[00:42:36] How about, how about fucking dark tooth twisted metal?
[00:42:42] And instead of the music in the game, it plays Pantera.
[00:43:18] He did all that karate, but you can also see his fat tits wobbling.
[00:43:23] The Wright brothers, but for time travel.
[00:43:28] But then they make the movie The Matrix.
[00:43:41] So all of The Matrix is about being trans.
[00:43:45] I mean, the movies are about The Matrix.
[00:43:54] Came up with the movie and the movies aren't about anything.
[00:44:02] The movie is about what if you lived in a virtual reality world?
[00:44:06] And there was one guy that could control it and he got taken out of the world and had
[00:44:13] I guess that's true because trans Neo would be able to turn everyone trans easily.
[00:44:19] If it's really the one, if they're movies about being trans, there should be one trans person
[00:44:29] Because people usually have to be like, actually it's about Jesus or whatever.
[00:44:42] But he doesn't sacrifice himself for anybody's sins.
[00:44:45] It's just some fucking bargain to balance the machines and the humans exist.
[00:44:49] No, it's the sins of the dance party and the Zion.
[00:44:54] You can say that any movie where anybody sacrifices themselves is about Jesus.
[00:45:00] The Matrix is not about fucking anything other than its literal.
[00:45:03] It's not even about coming back to life.
[00:45:05] It's not even about being fucking trans.
[00:45:09] Well, being trans is actually like being a superhero that can control the world with
[00:45:16] In fact, if it is about being trans, then it is kind of insulting because it's like, well,
[00:45:20] what being trans is that you're completely deluded into living in a fictional world
[00:45:25] that you can subvert by pretending there's a second reality that exists and go living
[00:45:49] Zion is everyone can do whatever they want.
[00:45:51] The Matrix is a would this be tight premise?
[00:45:59] But it is not about anything other than that.
[00:46:03] This is a wild argument that a movie can't be about anything.
[00:46:07] I did not say a movie can't be about anything.
[00:46:09] That's basically the way you're saying.
[00:46:10] I didn't even come from Motley Close to saying it.
[00:46:13] I'm saying that the movie has no other fucking allegorical meaning that is...
[00:46:31] It's about leaving the Matrix and leaving the cave.
[00:46:43] I'm just saying it can't be an allegory.
[00:46:45] I'm saying it can, but all of this whole idea...
[00:46:48] Would a loose threads tie it to being a story about Jesus or a story about being trans?
[00:46:54] Well, the fucking people that made it said it's about being trans.
[00:47:04] I don't sacrifice it so so that's about Jesus.
[00:47:05] But then he comes back to life in Terminator 3.
[00:47:18] But okay, some things can be about Christ, but some of these can have like Christ-like
[00:47:25] Story elements that repeat themselves throughout time because there's only a...
[00:48:19] A man loses custody of his kids, right?
[00:48:25] So in order to reconnect with his kids,
[00:48:32] And then his kid sees him pissing, standing up,
[00:48:36] So then he loses custody again of the kids
[00:48:39] and gives a great speech in court and says that,
[00:48:46] And then two years later, Sally Field says it's okay
[00:48:51] No, because Sally Field is a fucking dumb bitch.
[00:48:55] She should let him see his fucking kids.
[00:48:57] Yeah, well the courts aren't letting him.
[00:49:06] No, it wouldn't because Sally Field is a dumb bitch.
[00:49:09] Well, if a guy dressed up as a British nanny.
[00:49:20] No, there's an old man on the bus that tries to fuck him.
[00:49:27] And then he like punches him or something.
[00:49:49] Things can be about shit that you don't care about.
[00:49:53] But I never want to hear again about how the matrix is actually about something.
[00:50:01] What if somebody makes something and they say it's about it?
[00:50:08] Then why wasn't it about being trans fucking 20 years ago.
[00:50:13] You know, Harry Potter is actually about how Dumbledore is gay.
[00:50:27] She said the whole thing is about Dumbledore being gay.
[00:51:09] and the Chausky brothers aren't even brothers
[00:52:17] the entire movie looks like it was shot
[00:52:33] no when he's like trying to find the bad guy
[00:52:49] the purpose it makes no sense at the end
[00:52:51] it makes like i still don't understand what the fuck
[00:52:57] he's upset and he's afraid of being in a coffin
[00:53:13] no it doesn't be it doesn't bother me either
[00:53:15] i'm just saying every part of it is fucking awesome
[00:53:29] well i don't really give a fuck about Philly
[00:53:57] invincible is the one where Mark Wahlberg's on the fucking Eagles
[00:54:15] oh well you say tough guy i can't make the team
[00:54:17] yeah all i gotta do is find the right guy
[00:54:19] and punch him right in the fucking dick
[00:55:17] when they're trying to get pussy on the beach
[00:55:29] watch a couple fucking movies that are good
[00:55:31] but i can't remember what you're watching
[00:55:55] enough for you no it's not what i'm saying
[00:56:03] he's wearing a wire yeah he has a cell phone
[00:56:07] him leaving the building and then sitting in the cab
[00:56:09] in the credits world while you watching
[00:56:17] no don't don't spoil i'm about to watch it
[00:56:19] because it's on criteria so let's not talk about it
[00:56:21] no we watched it at fucking my apartment
[00:56:25] i think you know i tried to watch it and i couldn't
[00:56:27] and it's on criteria channel now so please don't spoil it
[00:56:39] it literally does you just tell you what the last
[00:56:43] you don't know it he's not saying what the
[00:56:55] you guys have talked about so many movies you are
[00:56:59] either you hear it you got to take ownership
[00:57:01] there's something going on in the background
[00:57:11] maybe someone's like using a saw or something outside
[00:57:17] well anyways the point is i am a spoilers guy
[00:57:21] don't tell me what happens in breakdown
[00:57:33] i don't give a fuck whatever you want about breakdown
[00:57:53] you talked about so many movies i don't give a fuck about
[00:57:55] now i know Harry Connick Jr. is in the movie
[00:57:57] and that's not what i'm talking about either
[00:58:01] because i know what Chris Christofferson is going to say
[00:58:03] and you know that there's a dolphin in it
[00:58:05] i don't want to know that there's a dolphin
[00:58:15] and Chris Christofferson are in the dolphin's tale
[00:58:17] i feel like every that movie was supposed to be made in 1993
[00:58:21] and they got everyone on board and they're like
[00:58:27] Harry Connick was crushing it in the 90s
[00:58:37] he's got a daytime show that sucks dick now
[00:58:39] i think he's the son of the mayor of New Orleans
[00:58:59] he's like you better not be doing any of that gay shit
[00:59:03] this is a black guy trying to understand Jack
[00:59:33] you know who else had a transphobic part in their show
[00:59:45] he can look through with the guy's penis
[01:00:11] Jack said he wasn't gay when he played that role and now he's gay
[01:00:13] wait he was claiming to be a straight man
[01:00:27] and Jack gets hard when she sits on his lap and he's like
[01:00:53] there's a scene where they go into a restaurant
[01:00:57] just looks like fucking the guy from no country