Cum Town | Premium | 09/07/2020
[00:00:00] Listen in a come-town premium and stop and Adam. We're gonna talk about no way Adams dumbass thinks LeBron is gonna be MVP
[00:00:06] I'm saying that they didn't give eight. I'm saying they didn't give AD
[00:00:11] Defensive player of the year because it's gonna be some bullshit makeup because they're gonna give LeBron
[00:00:16] You are so out of your fucking mind. Yannes is winning MVP and by the way
[00:00:20] He deserves it even though they look like shit my head
[00:00:26] Because they don't know what the fuck they're trying to do
[00:00:28] They they try first they got scared about their fucking three-point shooting and
[00:00:32] So they try to over adjust and let Jimmy Butler fucking Ramis cock down their fucking throats and then the second game
[00:00:39] They just got worked. I mean the heater just playing a better fucking game
[00:00:45] All he can do is dunk fuck off. He's the one that
[00:00:50] And he's from Nigeria. Oh my god. You better shut the fuck up right now
[00:00:55] He's the Nigerian Jews take pride in it. Well got every person's ever eaten a fucking canish and Yannes who grew up in Athens
[00:01:02] Is it even Greek? Yeah, fuck off. Yeah, keep claiming a mari stonomire. I don't fucking losers
[00:01:08] Yeah, it's like the Israel is a fucking apartheid state. How about that people of
[00:01:17] The Greek people first of all not everyone but people in the in the basketball community were thank you very much
[00:01:25] The basketball community. Yes when he was selling he was work. He was a child labor
[00:01:31] Well, that's not that's a problem with capitalism
[00:01:35] Selling goods on the right. Yes, oh, which which
[00:01:41] Vigurian refugees whereas Israel would have fucking kicked him right the fuck out and started bombing and the
[00:01:50] Yeah, yeah, they would have bombed they would not have taken in a Nigerian. I'll tell you that much
[00:01:55] I'm not in Greece. I don't listen. I do not defend the action. Yes. Yes. You do
[00:02:00] No, you're changing your tone. No, I don't all fucking off Mike you're talking about how crazy is I'm not claiming
[00:02:06] You're wearing a bet a Netanyahu t-shirt right now. I'm not at all. You're wearing hot. I'm hot for BB
[00:02:12] Just saying it's hot for teacher from Van Halen, but it's they have nothing Yahoo's face
[00:02:17] I'm gonna say a five foot six. Yannes on to takoopa. They would he wouldn't be the pride of the nation
[00:02:24] He would be he would he would find a lot of
[00:02:28] Economic opportunity selling bootleg DVDs on the road from my experience
[00:02:36] Trying to eating gyro on the fucking streets of Athens a plethora of young Nigerian men have made an enterprise
[00:02:45] He wouldn't be like DVDs. He wouldn't be rather wares welcome to the open arms by the Golden Dawn
[00:02:55] Is not my favorite is not descend from the fascist side of Greece. Okay. Thank you very much. Exactly. You're from Greece
[00:03:02] I'm not from yes, you take it is you're the one who is real. I'm from California shit first of all
[00:03:10] You're from Vegas bitch. Okay. I'm the other way. I was born from Vegas. Yeah, and I take pride in the Golden Knights
[00:03:16] Oh, hold on a second. Oh, you're from now
[00:03:21] conversation over I think we got I think we reached our
[00:03:26] Okay, Nick. We're back. Sorry. No, you're gonna keep going. Fuck you Adam. No fuck and I don't even need headphones
[00:03:34] I don't need that crutch Anthony Davis deserved to wake the soccer player the couldn't do shit without fucking
[00:03:42] LeBron and let's see if let's see how he fucking performs right now. That's insane
[00:03:47] Let's see how he fucking performs right now. He was he was a monster in the first he had a nice
[00:03:52] He had a nice game using nice couple games. Well, let's see the rock is saying I'm just saying
[00:03:57] That everyone who thinks Anthony Davis is better than you ask can suck my fucking like a backroom NBA deal to have
[00:04:07] But I'd like the ritual of putting on a cloth diaper on myself
[00:04:13] Yeah, but I would like to wake up every day and have to prepare myself like a croissant
[00:04:21] Mm-hmm under your ass now you describing diapers or a big cloth diaper that I
[00:04:28] Tuck your dick and balls because you put your dick and balls in your ass. Mm-hmm. Is that what they do to babies?
[00:04:33] It all down you jam it in there. I believe that you see you season your dick and balls with some powder with garlic
[00:04:45] And then you wrap the diaper around tightly you prepare a mere poi
[00:04:49] With cabbage and onions all around yeah
[00:04:54] Carrots celery jam it all tight into your ass
[00:04:57] And then the cabbage and then it goes cabbage carrots onions first then you're digging balls and you see a summer roll
[00:05:04] Skin and you wrap that around. Oh, it's summer roll you piss it the way we get it tight
[00:05:10] I love it. Maybe you put some cold cooked shrimps in your asshole some shrimp
[00:05:14] Yeah, and then you then that's I mean it's not to say that there's like a superiority to Asian culture
[00:05:21] But definitely a more simple way of life simple dude if you imagine imagine starting your day off that way every morning every morning
[00:05:29] It's a rule. You're just a Chinese guy turning your dick and balls in the Japanese food
[00:05:33] And then what your family eats your dick and balls no, it's more of like a fuck you to the Japanese who eats summer rolls
[00:05:46] This is you this is what you eat is my penis. I don't yeah
[00:05:52] What do you think Adam nothing did you have a correction?
[00:06:02] Correction to makes very serious statement it seemed like I'm putting cabbage in your ass with your dick
[00:06:09] No, I wasn't trying to correct that part. I thought that was magical right logic, but a piece within that part
[00:06:17] Interesting how you see a bit. I'm not I'm not how about instead of Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It's
[00:06:28] You know just a little piece Adam's currently reading
[00:06:32] 100 years of solitude. No, I'm not too impressed in 19 year old girl. No, I'm not
[00:06:37] A solid which is the autobiography of his penis
[00:06:44] Sentient illiterate but it's no long time
[00:06:46] I would love a hundred years of but they're hold on there's a little asterisk and then it says this old me
[00:06:54] In parentheses in an ass we can only for pussy we came over and Adam was like welcome to my book collection
[00:07:05] It's actually about a really cool guy a cool guy
[00:07:10] Mm-hmm getting pussy in a very ethical way. What are some other books we could say Adam has
[00:07:18] Just just the smart ones basically he's got right now
[00:07:24] He's got the screenplay for the sex in the city movies. Yeah, well you're studying screen
[00:07:28] I'm in the three pig in the city sick babe three sex in the city. Well, it's the noveliz. That's my that's my autobiography
[00:07:36] Mm-hmm. It's a cute little pig getting pussy in the city and that's me. What the fuck is that show dude?
[00:07:44] Sex in the city. Yeah women love it. It's just just whores getting stuffed in New York
[00:07:48] It's actually it's a lot of puns actually drinking martinis
[00:07:53] You know sometimes I want to get fucked in the ass
[00:07:55] I hate this fucking city people are like New York's too expensive now
[00:07:58] But it's I give it priced out even those people. Mm-hmm. So now you have to be like a the daughter of a Chinese billionaire
[00:08:08] They're just here to cheat their way through a degree so they can go back to China and then continue being billionaires
[00:08:15] Right. Mm-hmm. And then they keep the and mark the apartment so that they could go shopping four days a year
[00:08:27] Exercise where they're looking for an apartment. Yeah, and he the Floyd which is Jason's who they can scare
[00:08:34] You're saying big big Floyd rest in peace Jason's who they get murdered by the Milwaukee Police Department
[00:08:42] Floyd the landlord they hated his work on us and then oh God you hear Floyd Mayweather was shot at that
[00:08:49] By the by the Milwaukee police department. It's horrible by the Milwaukee Minnesota Police Department. Yeah murder. They shot money
[00:08:57] May money. Yeah, money Floyd Mayweather George Monday Floyd
[00:09:06] You're listening to I think that's the news. That's we're pretty sure. Yeah, you're listening to I get all my news for my
[00:09:15] Yeah, there's this guy George Floyd a great show
[00:09:20] This is she guy George money day Flores
[00:09:24] And the cops they fucking they stood on that are they they fucking did one of those gymnastics pyramids on his head
[00:09:31] They said we're gonna do a yurtl the turtle thing and see how many cops we can stack on this guy's head and
[00:09:37] Popped open like a watermelon. Mm-hmm. Like you ever see that video the hippo eating watermelons. Yep
[00:09:43] They were it turns out the Milwaukee police was at night. They were feeding black people to the hippos
[00:09:49] Floyd Mayweather they picked him up because they thought he was just you know
[00:09:53] One of those bus stop goons, right? It didn't realize he's one of the greatest MMA fighters of all time
[00:10:03] Yeah, that's the show that's the news from the gas station
[00:10:08] Oh, sorry my house arrest things going on fuck I told him how close we do a fucking school
[00:10:17] I told them I was calling in today or I was on call so I don't know why it's beeping like that
[00:10:24] Yeah, all right, Larry old, you know you're supposed to be at home
[00:10:31] But I'm pumping gas, but I'm doing the Lord. I'm an essential worker
[00:10:35] I'm essentially working essentially speaking I'm working. I am mostly what I'm doing is looking at jailbait on my phone
[00:10:45] That's it I got a jailbait newsletter. It comes in my hotmail account that I
[00:10:51] I just grow through jailbait picture is curated by a guy that looks like me in Kansas City
[00:10:56] But who has happened to just from sheer luck never be arrested net
[00:11:00] Ramblin's but it's as bad if not worse of a person. Mm-hmm. Oh, my thing
[00:11:12] Would you guys it would be a simple life to be a guy the pumps gas
[00:11:17] It's always an Indian guy. No, it's not even know it in the old Spanish. Yeah, and he did that
[00:11:24] You did on purpose you'd be like this is gonna be so funny instead of riffing
[00:11:30] I'm just gonna paint my nails and then let them do the I'm gonna be gay
[00:11:39] To be fair I'm gonna get a pedicure and then wait for a moment where it's I probably should say something they contribute
[00:11:47] And then I won't talk well my work's done for the day. I got a pedicure
[00:11:52] Mm-hmm. Well, and they're gonna they're gonna do it for you guys. Why did you get them painted, bro?
[00:11:57] You did the same thing with the earring. Yeah, you thought that was gonna be a big
[00:12:02] You notice anything different about me. I'm mad that you got rid of the earring because I was gonna not get rid of the
[00:12:08] I was gonna work my way up to but I was gonna get an earring and I'll just shave my head and then accuse both of you of
[00:12:12] Copying me well, I don't have I'm a hair
[00:12:16] You bring your hair back and I still have the ear Adam took the earring. No, I've had the earring since I got the earring
[00:12:23] Gone it's not there not there case clothes
[00:12:28] And you're wearing a yinette and Yahoo t-shirt
[00:12:30] No, I'm not who t-shirt and you don't have an earring. I do have it says boy. I wish I was in Israel so I could suck this guy's cock
[00:12:38] I'm not my dead shirt just for Adam quietly replace all of these shirts
[00:12:51] I just wear it inside you got plenty of shirts to win. Why are you complaining?
[00:12:58] Boy, I wish I was in Israel so I could suck this guy's cock
[00:13:08] Was it going how about this would you suck a skog Adam to free Palestine? Yes, you would yeah, absolutely
[00:13:30] As part of the exchange all of them have to go free
[00:13:34] Yeah, I guess I would I'm gayer than I want
[00:13:39] Them tonight rights. No, I would I would suck his penis so people would think I'm a good guy
[00:13:46] Mm-hmm and the Palestinians would be free
[00:13:49] You know and yes, I did get my net ponel's painted because surf culture you guys don't know
[00:13:59] I didn't I'm gonna do a surf culture. There won't be punchlines. Yeah, they're right. It is prepared, but there won't be
[00:14:06] Your surf culture which by the way, he would say this and then it would also be a 15 minute bid at our show
[00:14:16] The pedicure place that's not what my act is like
[00:14:37] Stop is that the light Wow, I did a full hour it was 18 words. Yeah
[00:14:44] They were kind of tight tonight. I don't know if you if you guys I'm so nostalgic for that. Yeah, dude
[00:14:52] It's really creepy you did one no I went with Jamil I gave him a ride
[00:14:57] I missed the whole and then I saw it. I was like actively nervous to even watch it the emotion was it's scary
[00:15:05] It's really scary the laughs like die so fast
[00:15:09] Yeah, yeah emotional cycle of of doing the show being like I'm not gonna go do our show
[00:15:14] Then I go and like fuck it and we hosted it's fun
[00:15:17] I'm like maybe I'll do a set and I played one game of pinball on my phone. Yeah, and then it's like and then I turned to stop
[00:15:23] I'm like he left right and and so I was like well. He didn't say anything, but yes
[00:15:31] Yeah, or every other asshole in the world it is yeah
[00:15:36] Every piece of shit in the world's like yeah, that's that's your Batman. I'm Batman. I'm not a guy with no manners
[00:15:42] Yeah, that's what I said, but I never heard the term Irish goodbye until like fucking maybe nine years ago
[00:15:51] I didn't look it up and I'm not going to but I'd like to imagine that somebody just invented that like nine years ago
[00:15:58] At least it became dispersed in the culture a lot
[00:16:00] And then everyone that was just like an anti social piece of shit would just leave places because you're like
[00:16:06] Everything's okay and having like a middle school moment
[00:16:14] Like yeah, it's cuz I'm Irish. I'm Irish. It's cuz I'm a Boston guy that I'm doing it. Oh, you're from Delaware
[00:16:24] Speaking of Delaware's I like Delaware man. I drove through I
[00:16:29] Had a weird I've had a weird time it pisses me off that they have less
[00:16:34] Gorgeous. They've got a good beach culture
[00:16:36] They're both beaches Delaware beaches are much better than Maryland beaches absolute Maryland
[00:16:41] Beaches in fact Delaware beaches are probably the best minute landing beaches. I would I'm would venture to go
[00:16:47] So true it all dude Jersey the outer banks are nicer than that's not
[00:16:52] Yes, Mr. Facts. Oh my North Carolina. You motherfucker is the minute. Oh my yes
[00:16:58] And the two of us are on the show you disrespect us
[00:17:05] You're saying the middle of the Atlantic the mid-Atlantic
[00:17:09] Fuck up well, the mid-Atlantic gets nothing in terms of cultural export, you know never we get nothing
[00:17:20] That's right. Oh, we're here. I just yesterday. I have not posted on Instagram in weeks and I posted the science Kirk and Miles commercial
[00:17:31] Because I want people if you have a phone you have a lawyer because I want people to know oh my god
[00:17:38] What no, it just reminded me I heard a really funny radio at yesterday. Yeah, that's right
[00:17:43] But no, what did you do a little South Jersey?
[00:17:45] All the way to northern Virginia. Yeah has a a distinct culture
[00:17:52] Absolutely one that has value that should be exported to the rest of the country. Thank you
[00:17:57] I looked it up. I was wrong, but also they're not including the fuck up. They're not including
[00:18:03] Virginia Northern Virginia goddamn Northern Virginia, which is all just DC and DC sub absolutely
[00:18:09] Mid-Atlantic it's yeah, if you go by cities then it's DC to on wiki true Philadelphia on wiki travel
[00:18:17] It's including New York state in the mid-land. No, no, New York is I it doesn't sound right
[00:18:23] It doesn't sound right to me. New York is tri-state New York is New York. Mm-hmm North Jersey, New York, Connecticut
[00:18:29] Yeah, that's all we get south Jersey. We get south. I think the Jersey shores has South Jersey has a different accent even
[00:18:37] Yeah, central and South Jersey sound more mid-Atlantic than they did. Yeah, South Jersey is Philly accent North Jersey's New York accent
[00:18:47] Yeah, I think outer bank sorry all right, I you know I was walking idiot whatever dude
[00:19:02] Mm-hmm. Um and yeah nicer beaches. Yeah Delaware
[00:19:07] Which is also technically included in all that in the center of it. Yeah, but but they elsewhere is the mid-Atlantic of the
[00:19:14] Atlantic that is absolutely correct. Yeah, you nailed that. Yeah
[00:19:19] It's so it doesn't get the respect it deserves right everyone else. Yeah, it's like the way the royal farms
[00:19:26] The way the mid-Atlantic is like check it out. We got Philly. Yeah, she's steaks people like we're in New York City
[00:19:35] Why would I give a shit about cheese steaks? Yeah, you know come on down to Baltimore in the world of the mid-Atlantic
[00:19:42] Philadelphia's like we got fucking cheese steaks. Yeah, Delaware's like you don't pay any sales tax
[00:19:48] On an umbrella when you go to the beach and we got a gay guys at the big gay guys
[00:19:52] The beach is so nice. We got gay guys at oh my god. You bond inflatable raft
[00:19:58] And why you're going to the beach guess how much sales tax you paying nothing because the only industry we have is a handful of credit card companies
[00:20:09] And we're about to we're about to have we're about to put the worst president in the history of the United States in the office
[00:20:16] We're about to we're about to produce we were the first state and we're going to produce the last president a
[00:20:27] Fuck dude, I didn't see any monuments took fucking Joe when I drove through the state
[00:20:33] They don't have you didn't see the morning of him making macaroni and cheese
[00:20:38] Statue of him. It's 200 feet tall. It's him making easy Mac
[00:20:41] That's awesome. Yeah, did he live there still he does right?
[00:20:47] In Wilmington I think yeah shit. I should have knocked on the door. You should have flipped him off
[00:20:52] I could have he's in the basement, right? He like won't leave the basement. I could actually fuck him up Biden
[00:20:58] How old is he 85? No, I think he's like got old man strength
[00:21:01] I don't think his brain is here, but I think his fucking mom
[00:21:04] I think he's still got the guns in that listen in that look fat video
[00:21:08] She said she's why I have my eye out. Yeah, cuz he's fat phobic, but she's fat
[00:21:15] She did challenge the guy to a push-up competition. That was awesome. Yeah, cuz he I think he does still have some
[00:21:23] Physical faculties. I think he's more physically there than Trump
[00:21:27] But I think Trump's probably more meant more there mentally sharp and that's like not saying much
[00:21:31] I'm gonna get a Biden shirt. I I've been debating whether or not to do
[00:21:35] I want to do a Kamala shirt, but then it says Biden real is just buying real small and then Kamala real big
[00:21:46] Was gonna do those that's pretty good. Yeah, but it's fucking annoying
[00:21:49] I want to get one of those mayor Pete shirts that he had for black people and I wanted to do a
[00:21:54] Buy a bite you remember those buy shirt with one of like the big like foam
[00:21:58] Remember like fingers where it's like and it says let's make by number one, you know with the finger
[00:22:04] But on the tip of the finger it's wet with pussy juice from a child and it says terror reads pussy
[00:22:11] Yeah, it's a trip on it. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's a t-shirt. You're selling foam fingers. I be both nice
[00:22:31] Should I get this Latinos for Biden shirt absolutely what was the mayor Pete like blacks black people for mayor?
[00:22:38] This baby outfit this has my parents are voting for Joe or whatever
[00:22:43] Just imagine like putting that on your baby and then some like magga guy like gorilla stomping up to the carriage and just beating the fuck
[00:22:56] You don't know what you yeah fuck that baby
[00:23:01] The mayor Pete shirt said invest in black America and has black highlighted. It's pretty hard actually
[00:23:07] I think I would say Pete on it. Yeah, it says Pete right underneath
[00:23:18] Should we fuck chasing yeah, I'm trying to cut Pete
[00:23:22] I don't think Joe Biden's Kenosha town hall marred by eyebrow raising statements
[00:23:28] What are I brow raising statements alarming statements shit that makes you go like this whoa
[00:23:37] Okay, I don't know about that Joe the Bureau of Labor Statistics includes Virginia in the mid-Atlantic
[00:23:44] But but we should shut the fuck all right. I just
[00:23:48] We told you where the minute we told you were was a soon
[00:23:50] I mean it's certainly not Richmond for sure. It's the south and but you know what it's the border it has like a little bit of a flavor of it
[00:23:58] But it's certainly there only because it's a city with college students in it
[00:24:01] But Richmond is for sure the south right I mean especially like compared to like Roanoke to oh, yeah
[00:24:11] Equilateral I guess okay, you know not that latitude and we speak equitutinal
[00:24:16] Longitude that latitude and more a lot a lot a lot a little equisquirinal
[00:24:26] I was like Kramer's this is a fake name was something I saw so least
[00:24:32] Remember that's good though. Yeah, my dad made a joke one time about a Greek film professor named George Plots and opposites
[00:24:43] George yes. Yeah, your ghost Plots and opposios your ghost. That's quite good
[00:24:51] I have something quite good for you Adam. What's that it's nice and tasty. I'd say no
[00:24:57] Here's what he said during the the connoisseur town hall
[00:25:00] Biden said that a black man invented the light bulb and not a white guy named Edison respect. Yeah, that's cool
[00:25:06] I did that was the thing at least that was my favorite part of my black history month is all the posters that are like
[00:25:13] Don't think there's black inventors and then it's just a list of shit like the airplane sandals
[00:25:18] Combs the internet, you know sunglasses were it's like all these things that like
[00:25:36] That's specific enough that somebody invented the reality is is nobody really invents anything
[00:25:40] There's been like a handful of things where some guy top to bottom was like this is this is fucking my idea
[00:25:45] But almost everything it's this bullshit drilled into your mind by the idea of
[00:25:50] By this legacy of ownership and intellectual property that people just arrive at these completed things
[00:25:56] Yeah, everything is built on like a million other ideas and things move forward very incrementally with very small
[00:26:03] Fucking that is that's why there's no one thing is stealing bits, right?
[00:26:09] No, yeah, I know I don't think yeah, there is such a thing as stealing bits, but I
[00:26:18] You've had even in the realm of stealing bits you contribute you almost
[00:26:23] Right you don't I it was a little pithy that's a problem is there's still a there's still a direction things
[00:26:32] Going to steal you should at least understand where it is you're going against the current towards yourself
[00:26:38] All right, how about it's not in the direction of humanity all right. I love a nice
[00:26:46] Dessert sandwich and you came through and it was like maybe it's a PBJ and you're like oh
[00:26:51] I got it guys and you stole a bunch of drain. Oh, yeah, you poured it on a loaf of bread
[00:26:57] You're like eat this. This is not even that's not even resembling or sandwicks exactly stealing a bit is more
[00:27:03] That's what you do saying I invented the peanut butter and jelly
[00:27:06] You bring up because the thing is you were thinking about on clogging a drain
[00:27:11] Mm-hmm. You were planning to unclog a drain and then the conversation naturally turned to a delicious dessert sandwich
[00:27:17] But you couldn't move your brain from what you had already planned. All right. Well, okay
[00:27:22] Well, let me try one out on you guys. Okay. Okay. I I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. Okay
[00:27:29] I love pussy so much. I love I wish they put it in the can can and if it was in a can then
[00:27:36] Brothers would be stealing it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I like that. I love pussy so much. I love pussy
[00:27:47] That's such an awesome joke because it makes
[00:27:52] A can and I believe he doesn't act out where he goes
[00:27:55] And he smells the pussy. Yeah where he opens the can and then he smells yeah
[00:28:00] Pussy the can I would put my dick in the can personally
[00:28:04] But that's just a kind of style a guy I am because you use it for the fucking not not necessarily
[00:28:12] Guy when it comes to pussy. What are the genies rules in Aladdin?
[00:28:17] You uncut can't get three rules. Yeah three
[00:28:24] No spitting in his eyes. He can't something about you can't bring people back from the dead. Yes. Oh really? Yeah
[00:28:30] Yeah, that's one. Oh no immortality problem. Mm-hmm
[00:28:33] Jeannie's rules Aladdin you can wish for his freedom, right? That was the end. Well, I wasn't yeah, but that's not a great example
[00:28:40] You know that move that story is just some bullshit that you know Arab people made up right that they probably stole from
[00:28:49] Jewish guys. No Jewish. That's the one thing that is true Jewish people have never had their own culture
[00:29:00] Guess the point you're making I agree with I guess I'll take that I will say that's true if that's what you're saying
[00:29:05] Well, thank you Nick. I don't know if that's a compliment or not
[00:29:09] But I will take it no it was funny because I was driving to south Williamsburg the other day and you get annoyed because of the traffic
[00:29:16] Of course into the fucking buses, but I don't get annoyed that way driving through Chinatown and Chinatown is just as bad
[00:29:22] Mm-hmm, and it's like what the fuck am I anti-semitic and then I look around and it's like no
[00:29:27] It's because there was never a reason to come here
[00:29:30] Exactly. Well, no, it's like it's like a Manhattan versus a part right off the highway in Brooklyn right off the highway in Brooklyn
[00:29:36] But can you imagine being like oh, I know the best spot in south Williamsburg for dinner?
[00:29:40] It's like no, you don't yeah, you know a place to get ripped off for luggage
[00:29:43] It's not a destination. It's just a place you pass through. Yeah, exactly and that's why it's annoying because you're trying to it
[00:29:51] Should be an easy pass through you should make up for it by having at least one nice restaurant where there's one guy
[00:29:57] That gets really good at making like lot goes or some shit. No, there's nothing they have absolutely no
[00:30:02] They got nothing. They have nothing. There's you can't get a good can fake toys are us. Uh-huh. Yeah, there's a big
[00:30:10] A set I love that for you toys for you. Yeah, so many bootleg stores. Yeah. Yeah, like a cartoon Jewish boy
[00:30:17] It's weird yet. That's it does feel like you're which would be fine if they weren't all landlords
[00:30:23] You know, yeah, then they turn around and it's like oh, well, maybe you should be homeless
[00:30:33] They truly yeah, that's fucked up, dude. They're not all landlords some of them are in the diamond industry
[00:30:39] That's right. They're private fucking school buses that they just I'm not work at all
[00:30:47] Constantly yeah, and there's no one in the school bus or adults and the school is a block from their fucking house
[00:30:55] Right exactly. I watch the mom. I know you leave the house
[00:30:59] It's it's the house across the street to the fucking bus
[00:31:01] It doesn't make any sense and then walk back it doesn't make any sense the fucking school is the next street over
[00:31:08] You want to know what the real fucking rub is yes, guess what they're learning in the school now
[00:31:12] What is that how to drive a fucking school? Oh my god? It's a whole economy
[00:31:17] It's a whole school bus economy with fucking Yiddish on the side because they're certainly not learning how to fucking make dinner
[00:31:22] No, they're not or play or to put music on for somebody to go enjoy no wait, you know
[00:31:40] They don't want anything to do with non-hoshies. That's why they have no no taste because they have no taste no culture
[00:31:45] Yeah, not my friend my friend his uncle was in town
[00:31:49] He got him a hotel and it was I guess in south Williamsburg. It was like owned by
[00:31:53] um, Crossids and they had a piece of art on the wall. It was a picture of a clown
[00:32:00] And it still had the Saran wrap and the price tag on
[00:32:07] Yes, they are disgusting well the whole the whole way they
[00:32:11] I hate them dude the whole way they dress is off of what was cool back then
[00:32:15] So why don't they eat what was cool in the 1880s or wherever whenever they started well
[00:32:20] They were eating boiled meats back then they just kept I would go to a boiled meats restaurant if it was good
[00:32:25] They make you notice the German Jews that were already here
[00:32:29] They had the culture that was anybody had that anybody could appreciate no they were just westernized well no
[00:32:37] Yeah, I wouldn't say you mean there was just western on they're all European
[00:32:41] No, German Jews just like adapts this Western like post-enlightenment
[00:32:45] Yeah, but I mean like cats is deli or fucking like you know
[00:32:49] Yeah, all that shit. That's all good. That's just that's just yeah
[00:32:52] What do you watch is even eat nothing they go filled to finish this do called cholent
[00:32:58] Cholent yeah, which is just it's been cooking for days. It's just potatoes boiled eggs
[00:33:07] I got to you I got into it here. It looks like fucking crap literal throw up
[00:33:13] It looks like how it comes out your ass, you know, it's just looks like yeah, um, yeah
[00:33:19] They is usually simmered overnight for 12 hours or more. It looks so just shitty chili cholent. Yeah, it's disgusting
[00:33:25] They have yeah, and oh so it's slow cooked overnight because you're not allowed to cook you can't cook on Shabbas
[00:33:32] So make chili you mother fuckers not this fucking dog shit. They have to eat their fucking chunch. They're chunch
[00:33:38] And you know what for people that don't live in New York this might sound incredibly insensitive and hateful
[00:33:44] But they're bad people but they are awful human
[00:33:47] And I'm also I've never had a positive interaction just pretend we're talking about white men because we are yeah
[00:33:54] Literally are essentially the women of them are white men basically they cut all their hair off
[00:33:59] No, they all look like Moby sometimes you take
[00:34:03] You take their fucking like costume underneath there it's movie yeah
[00:34:13] Lego men's like Luke Skywalker taking off Darth Vader's helmet
[00:34:18] Mom I want to see you for real listen take off this week Luke so I can see you with
[00:34:26] Just his pale in the show it looks like such a
[00:34:29] Little carb is your mother was actually a acidic woman from Brooklyn
[00:34:43] Dude, I watched part of that show about the acidic girl that goes to Berlin. Do you see that show?
[00:34:49] I watched it with my parents when I was back. It's actually it's good as far as TV shows go
[00:34:53] Yeah, but I love that I love when she finally gets to Berlin girl
[00:34:57] She gets to Berlin and gets the conservatory and she plays piano and the other people are like, uh, yeah, this is sucks
[00:35:04] Like yeah, you suck dick it is it's like I'm sorry that you come from like some weird hellish
[00:35:10] Orthodox or something yeah, yeah, Jim is looks like shit, too
[00:35:15] What is it simis simis? Yeah, it's garbage. They eat shit food carriage and prunes. Yeah, it's nasty
[00:35:23] It's like combined with yams. It's like sweet. Yeah, and meat. Yeah, kugel is
[00:35:28] Kugel is just like a casserole made out of noodles. This is gonna be this is kind of shit that like me and my bad friend growing up
[00:35:35] We're like let's do something nice for our moms
[00:35:39] It's what a third grader with emotional problem. Yeah, let's make up for the last seven years of getting expelled for
[00:35:47] And killing if we're trying to stab someone to death with safety scissors and first grade a retarded kid
[00:35:57] Let's join the retarded kids shoes on top of the school
[00:36:02] Make up for but making our moms dinner. Yeah, we're gonna make a soup with carrots
[00:36:21] In the end we decide to be bad again, and there's this so
[00:36:26] Let's make up for calling our mom the n-word in front of our entire extended family and our grandfather's funeral
[00:36:34] My mom literally stopped talking me for a month and a half as I call you the n-word
[00:36:42] She can't show me started making money she accused me of selling code. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, I was like like boop
[00:36:58] And then she stopped talking those texts were really funny and then as like a month and a half later
[00:37:02] I thought she like died or something and I called my grandfather. I was like is my mom have you heard from her?
[00:37:09] Then eventually I was like, hey, I'm getting worried
[00:37:11] Can you like text me back and she was like you were really rude to me last time you spoke?
[00:37:14] I don't know why you have to call me the n-word. Oh
[00:37:17] Big I remember cuz she was like I get it Nick getting high on your own supply. Yeah, literally like selling a bit of powder
[00:37:24] I'm about that. Yeah that those texts were so funny and your response was also very funny. It's so funny how you
[00:37:39] Then yes, you're I'm going I'm going to refer just it's out of the realm of possibility that I
[00:37:48] Have a family member that isn't happy for you is looking to poke holes in your success
[00:37:59] Fuck you my parents might achieve your dreams and become a rare success in an industry that
[00:38:06] well my dad also stopped talking to me for a month because he found because I didn't tell you a straight show and then he
[00:38:13] Saw something on he checked my Twitter and he's like what the he calls me
[00:38:19] I was like it's I know I've been telling you I've been doing a thing with my friends and that I would tell you when it was
[00:38:24] Ready and like that's what it is. He's like do you think a woman will ever get married to a come boy
[00:38:34] Yeah, it was funny when I like wrote the thing my dad doesn't know English. Yeah, you're lucky brother
[00:38:42] And my mom is supportive of everything ideas when I so nice my dad supportive. Yeah, my mom's not unsupportive. Yeah
[00:38:49] Yeah, yeah, I remember when I when I was writing all that Nicole stuff, right
[00:38:53] um, look I was making money as a writer or whatever and like she was like having dinner with a friend like a
[00:39:01] Family friend or something and then I joined them for dinner and she was like the family friend started asking me like what am I doing?
[00:39:08] Or whatever? I'm like I'm writing. She's like, oh, what are you right? My mom is like, I just yeah
[00:39:15] Like cut it off was like don't like I just not we're just don't even let you just figure out a way to say yeah
[00:39:23] No, just that just but that makes it so much worse if you're like, right?
[00:39:28] No, just kind of yeah, no, she's just making like Michael Scott noises to shut down the conversation immediately
[00:39:36] Pretend to be a teacher at a retarded school. Yeah, I'm uh
[00:39:42] I'm betting on retarded kids apparently my one of my aunts was talking shit at the
[00:39:47] I come up with a cure at the Shiva about you. Yeah, she was like I could I looked on YouTube and it's
[00:39:55] Disgusting first of all bitch. There's one million Adam Friedlidge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you should have been like it's a different
[00:40:04] I think he's an eye doctor who also on the side owns race horses. Oh, really? Yeah, I want to switch
[00:40:11] That's a cool lives with a baby's maybe he's connected
[00:40:13] Yeah, he's in the fucking way it'd be cool. Oh, you want to hear something crazy? Did I tell you guys this?
[00:40:21] From listening to the talking sopranos. Oh did I mention something?
[00:40:25] I don't know that Jerry stiller was supposed to play hash. Oh
[00:40:30] Hilarious fucking crazy. I'm like deep into an Aladdin subreddit now
[00:40:34] That would have been awesome dude Jerry still is hash. Oh
[00:40:37] Oh that that that would have rocked in he would he yelled he would have yelled the fuck his Festivus
[00:40:46] To what I said tea I call them a fucking retard I
[00:40:50] Said it's not a real holiday. I said it's holiday for sucking cock maybe
[00:40:56] Yeah, you know what I said tea. Yeah, I did
[00:41:00] There's some guy some UCB guy does a perfect Tony's supreme really I thought I thought I saw the best
[00:41:06] There's a guy that just kind of looks like Tony soprano that can only do one Tony's yes
[00:41:10] I know that guy or they can only do Tony soprano, but there's another guy good
[00:41:13] There's another guy. They can do like a like perfect fuck like pitch perfect. It's also it's insane
[00:41:19] I might spend my entire life trying to do it dude. I can't even come close. There's nobody I can do fat. There's like
[00:41:28] Sometimes and be 10% of the time I can get John Hamm on the money right outside of that nobody
[00:41:34] I mean nobody you know I can just get close trust me
[00:41:37] There's a thing where you get like you just fucking it clicks over and then it's like 100% there
[00:41:42] Right, and I can't do that with almost like any impression. I think you're being too hard on yourself
[00:41:47] Yeah, you should be as an artist. I think you I think this all makes going back to how this conversation started your mother
[00:41:54] Thinking you sold cocaine rather than be successful. I think you didn't have enough positive
[00:41:59] Reinforce enforcement and there's a result I achieved
[00:42:07] Result I spent almost a decade of my adulthood as an alcoholic
[00:42:13] I can't I will never feel good about anything that I ever did
[00:42:18] I want to tell you you're good at voices and I think you get you nail a lot of them and to believe in yourself
[00:42:23] It's funny. It is a trade-off because it is like I am mostly I
[00:42:26] Do the only reason I'll ever do anything is because it's like I feel like you know, I suck at everything
[00:42:33] Right, right, right and you think you're fat exactly
[00:42:39] Spike or to prove that you don't mixture of no, it's definitely spite right but I
[00:42:48] the laziness would not be counted if if if I didn't have that the laziness would not be counted and I'd be I don't know
[00:43:00] You know a couple of my friends that you know long as I'd have friendships that lasted
[00:43:06] But I'd end up living with them and be all enable each other to become even fatter and older and more toothless
[00:43:12] That sounds nice and sounds like each had like a much better guy to me. Yeah. Oh my god
[00:43:17] Just chill or guys just chill fun to be around no matter one
[00:43:21] You know, I would try that if I were you
[00:43:29] There would never be a microphone involved
[00:43:34] They were encouraged to just be happy in their body. Yeah
[00:43:39] No way, you got to get the zoom going. Yeah, that's true. Oh, so this radio spot. I heard yesterday
[00:43:45] It was first of all I was listening to a station those it was they're playing like a Jamaican radio show
[00:43:51] Mm-hmm, and the radio spot was a black guy doing a read for an oncologist
[00:44:00] His name is doctor a leader men you can look him up and
[00:44:06] Far too many women are losing their breasts because of breast cancer
[00:44:10] Doctor leader men is dedicated to safe and women's breasts
[00:44:14] You don't have to you don't have to lose your breasts if you got the breast cancer and he's like the percentage of breasts that are lost
[00:44:22] Under doctor leader men versus the leading on college. And so basically he's like a guy that's like yeah
[00:44:27] He believes in doing radio therapy to save women
[00:44:31] Wow, so that's interesting Adam. You don't think that black women should have breasts
[00:44:35] I'd know that just the voice over after you think you think that black women
[00:44:40] Deserve no, she was hit chopped off the voice. I got the end of the ad
[00:44:45] But I didn't get the beginning was way funnier
[00:44:48] But it was like so the whole his selling point is she's gonna save your titties
[00:44:52] Yeah, that he thinks that that far too many breasts are being taken from women. I agree
[00:44:57] I mean, that's got to be a concern. Yeah, it's like if they cancer were as big as the thing is breast cancer
[00:45:02] And there was an ad that's like can we talk about the real issue here, which is that they're gonna cut your dick off cock
[00:45:10] Well, but here's the thing you can't get a beautiful cock implant imagine if you had a big old sweet pair of juicy black titties
[00:45:17] Yeah, and they're like they're like you got the breast cancer and they're like but you'll be fine
[00:45:22] We're just gonna cut them off and then she's like so then I'll just be a black woman
[00:45:27] Wow, no tits no tits and they're like yeah, but that's what happened
[00:45:32] I mean at least you'll be alive. I don't think he only does black women's breath
[00:45:38] You could get titties did Angelina Jolie chopper. Yeah, you often get breast and oh yeah preventative
[00:45:44] Respect yeah, and then Brad Pitt left her
[00:45:49] Now Brad he's dating the 11 year old from arrested development
[00:45:55] Don't know he's dating some rich guy's wife
[00:45:59] I'm gonna stay in that 11 year old from the eight year old girl from I don't know who he's talking about
[00:46:05] Are you talking about I chose 20 years old now, so she's probably an adult. Oh, yeah, that's what I meant
[00:46:10] Okay, I mean but imagine if like imagine a fucking Brad Pitt from yes Brad Pitt is dating maybe no
[00:46:17] I think they probably just fucked in her friends. Yeah
[00:46:20] I just Brad is like dating Dakota fanning
[00:46:24] You know I'm sure she's like 23 now, but in your mind older than that you'd be like the bitch from
[00:46:34] From what's a baby look at Lucas talk I am Sam. Yeah. Oh, was that the code?
[00:46:39] She's in Lucas talking. She's no, no, I'm in there
[00:46:44] Eight mile what if the baby there was a look who's talking turned out to be like Paul Dano or something. Just a great actor
[00:46:53] No Brad Pitt is fucking somebody's wife
[00:46:57] While they're married yeah, they're in an open relationship. That's sure I
[00:47:01] Used to love look who's talking about Brad shit. No, I'm sorry
[00:47:06] Take it back. Yeah, that's fucking way too far. I'm just I'm wound up. Who's a bit olympia Dukakis, okay?
[00:47:16] That's my bitch. Maybe does Olivia do Cox yes, so
[00:47:26] Yeah, do she's oh was do cockers you lose you do cockers do she suck off?
[00:47:34] Let me ask this about Olympia. Do she suck caucus?
[00:47:54] We're at the moonstruck reunion at comic-con with Sharon Olympia to cockers and michaels kids
[00:48:00] I'm the only person in the pen insert the moonstruck panel
[00:48:13] I was laughing let me get my question hold on one second. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I had a problem with the mic and I was laughing
[00:48:21] Dude you get the point can I sign your brush?
[00:48:26] It's like 85 years old now she was she was old in moonshine, but I was pissed that she didn't get my question is for a lane stretch
[00:48:48] Here in comic-con we got questions for a lane stretch
[00:48:52] Mm-hmm. There's a guy named. Oh good Lord now
[00:49:03] His name is Neil Israel and he played mr. Ross. What's wrong with that? No, it's stupid. He says stupid. I
[00:49:15] Michael baby yeah, my name is Michael baby on on the I'm an actor like okay Michael get your size card here
[00:49:29] Yeah, I don't want to send this guy. He's like 36 years old. Just looking for a baby. I heard he's the best
[00:49:36] Yeah, Michael baby on okay, just go ahead and read the line
[00:49:48] Yeah, it's basically show I do there's a lady named Twink Kaplan
[00:49:55] That sounds like what your name should be Adam. That's true. You got me there brother
[00:50:00] I guess there was four babies people that played the baby. Well, you got to switch out babies because the union rules
[00:50:08] Right and none of them it appears have gone on to have a career Jason Shaller Jared waterhouse mm-hmm Jacob Hanes and
[00:50:28] Brother Cooper Brad Cooper he was Brad Cooper. No, he was too young
[00:50:38] I don't know Bruce Willis plays the voice of Molly Sun. Oh, it's Bruce Willis. I forgot about very cool. I
[00:50:45] I thought he could have played the baby as a bald actor. Yeah
[00:50:49] We're here at the comic-con panel for Barney Miller
[00:51:09] I'm gonna ask you get my friend filming
[00:51:13] My friend made me laugh. Do you think I could bury my dick in your ass?
[00:51:21] Miss Barbara Barry excuse me Barb. Yeah, do you think I could bury my dick in your ass?
[00:51:27] Yeah, I was wondering on the show that anyone bury their dick and Barbara Barry's ass
[00:51:45] Yeah, Abe a Godo this is a good this is a good cast. I'm gonna watch every look who's talking again
[00:51:55] Three minute a baby that was another good one. Yeah, that was really work when babies were king
[00:52:00] Well, babies were king. Yeah, Hollywood late 80s. It was half baby
[00:52:07] New York City roommates Peter Michael and Jack
[00:52:10] Are all successful and happily unmarried this could be my life actually that would be cool if we three men in a baby
[00:52:20] But no, I wouldn't raise a child with you guys. Sorry. I wouldn't I just one baby. I wouldn't I
[00:52:29] Wouldn't bring this I wouldn't bring a child into this world with with you guys why cuz it's crazy messed up world
[00:52:35] He fucked up world. Yeah, crazy fact. I wouldn't I wouldn't I don't want to wish podcasting on a child
[00:52:40] Oh my god, you grew up in a podcasting family. Oh my god
[00:52:45] Can you imagine how fucked but kid is gonna be maybe fucked up, dude?
[00:52:48] I would now I would raise him with my foot my fat roommates. Mmm. Elder should be a great mother
[00:53:04] Tini milk is poor I think I've got poison in my titties
[00:53:24] They asked Michael do caucus what he would do if somebody like raped his wife
[00:53:29] Wasn't his wife crazy or something? No, I think they asked him like on added debate
[00:53:33] What would you do if they raped your wife?
[00:53:35] Mm-hmm, and he was like I would be pretty upset, but he wasn't he shouldn't gone ballistic like I would have fucked this bitch
[00:53:43] Ass up. Yeah, I'm here at the Dallas panel at comic-con
[00:53:48] Yeah, Dallas dynasty my question is for Charlene Tilton
[00:53:55] Okay, I was wondering if you would tilt on my dick
[00:54:04] Thanks for coming I can actually come after I have to go to the tilde Swinton
[00:54:10] Thanks for coming all the way from Texas to do this to everyone here
[00:54:18] My question is for Donna Reed, can I read your pussy lips?
[00:54:27] Can I read your your nipple rivets like their braille Donna Reed my tongue bitch, yeah
[00:54:36] What are you just looking up actresses whose names are puns I'm just going through shows that I think would be funny to be it
[00:54:44] Had comic-con and then thinking of actresses and what questions you would ask them
[00:54:50] Because what what would not be at comic-con passions
[00:54:55] What was that like a soap it's a soap opera? Oh, it sounds like one it had like a boy with a growth disorder on it
[00:55:01] Oh, really? Yeah, I never seemed like a Gary
[00:55:05] I like one of my greatest regrets in life is not getting deeply in the soap operas
[00:55:11] You got time. Yeah, but there's nothing like that's the gem of network television granted. They're all on while you're at school
[00:55:18] Mm-hmm, but like what made network television truly powerful as like
[00:55:26] It's almost like like huffing gas. Yeah, you know where it like if you consume too much of it
[00:55:33] It will give you brain damage, but it takes you to a higher plane of consciousness
[00:55:37] Yeah, one where the poison itself becomes in an elixir with which you can disrupt society kind of like the MK
[00:55:44] Ultra program, right, you know where they want to control people with dangerous drugs the highest levels of control the deep state
[00:55:51] But then they end they end up giving them too much
[00:55:53] Right Charles Manson and when we get the movies rosemary's baby
[00:56:02] And did and what's his face raped some children who?
[00:56:06] The guy who directed Rosemary's not true. I
[00:56:10] Don't believe somebody who makes things that I like would do something bad
[00:56:14] Didn't what this face do rosemary's a big Roman. Yeah, people always say you got to separate the art from the artist of course, you know
[00:56:24] Including raping a child in the ass. Yeah, that's you know, which is what he did
[00:56:29] And then it was the France they unrolled the red carpet for France like
[00:56:37] That do you did it because that a ratatouille
[00:56:44] Yeah, they operate on a three strike ratatouille policy, yeah, you get two child ass rapes
[00:56:49] Mmm before you have to that's why Pat plus hadn't heard about and he's like I got an idea for a movie. They were like
[00:57:04] Oh really it started with the it was a Roman Polanski
[00:57:17] Love go back to the ratatouille well well the ratatouille is an analogy for Jews influence on culture in general
[00:57:25] No, it's not is that society has a rat in this case. You're right. That's that's actually pulling its hair
[00:57:31] Amy she's got away probably six thousand pounds
[00:57:42] And she's like because she was always quote unquote a fat bitch
[00:57:46] Yeah, what are you quoting there your own personal journal? No, that's that's on
[00:57:54] It's in the new it was the branding on the side of her body
[00:57:57] No, it's in the tied stickers in the number 33 she was classified a fat bitch in the New England Journal
[00:58:03] I'm she was sponsored in between all of her sponsorship stickers. It said
[00:58:11] The fly-in watch I'm talking about Towson State University zone
[00:58:29] Only wearing purple sweat clothes well, she's a mother now
[00:58:33] Yeah, you know, she's got she got she squeezed a baby out of her pussy and it makes you fatter
[00:58:37] Mm-hmm. Well, it'll make you less if you squeezed it out. Well, but pregnancy you get fat
[00:58:47] And listen to quarantine who amongst us has it packed on a couple pounds. Yeah, I want to quit not us
[00:58:53] That's for sure. I want a quick look into her world to see how much and I'm not even being critical. I
[00:59:09] As a matter of scientific interests, I would like to know how fat she's got okay because she doesn't have a problem with it
[00:59:16] I don't have a problem with it either. I just it's interesting to know how things change size
[00:59:24] Listen if there was a guy who walk around flasset all the time and he was famous in Hollywood for being like that's
[00:59:30] That's flaccid Eric. Yeah, we've always seen his penis
[00:59:33] And then there was tabloid rumors are like hey at a son and he had to get his penis hard
[00:59:37] That's fucked up, right and then you'd be like alright
[00:59:40] Let's see what his dick looks like sure, you know, I think that would be the natural reaction
[01:00:00] It makes sense is it what is for president? We see your cock
[01:00:07] We heard your dick got big to make the baby and we want to know how big you are now
[01:00:14] Because your dick could kept getting bigger
[01:00:17] Because you kept eating dick fuel. Yeah, because even after the birth you are still eating for two
[01:00:23] He's on you fucking teeth. Mm-hmm. You were jacking off for two should we do another comic-con panel?
[01:00:33] Can you sheave more of my dick into your mouth?
[01:00:43] Okay, I like that you've my dick because seeing as how she's related to Chuck Schumer
[01:00:50] Yeah, yeah, you could also do that at a political town hall. Yes, Kim and honestly Chuck
[01:00:56] He wouldn't be able to come back. Can you shove shoe more of my cock?
[01:01:02] I just want to know how fat she's got and it's not even to be me you could go to her Instagram
[01:01:07] Oh, right. Yeah, and then just comment on the one of the pictures how fat are you in this?
[01:01:14] Okay, is there any way we can know what weight you're using what number
[01:01:18] Pound is this in this picture pound check
[01:01:23] Check question mark. Do we get a pound check?
[01:01:36] Look man, I think you need to deal with your own body this morphe
[01:01:39] Yeah, it's where you start coming for the plus-size community of which I am apart again. I'm not being critical
[01:01:45] I'm not coming for anything. I don't I'm not saying she needs to lose weight and no point did I say she looks bad
[01:01:50] Right, that's I just said she's probably
[01:01:54] 6,000 pounds. She's probably six. She must be six thousand pounds by now. Yeah
[01:02:00] She must be and everyone who knows you absolutely must feelings on the plus size. No that you're not being critical
[01:02:09] I'm not being critical if there was a black actor. Yes, here we go
[01:02:14] It's like I got a tanning booth for my apartment. I'll see you guys in two years
[01:02:18] You'd be like I gotta see how dark this motherfucker is
[01:02:28] It's a this is just like a fucking event horizon maybe six inches from his
[01:02:49] You know, they were like what he opened the portal the hell by becoming too black
[01:02:56] Damn, that sounds like a cool movie. Mm-hmm. You should watch it. It's pretty scary
[01:03:04] You becoming you think Amy Schumer is trying to get as fat as posse
[01:03:08] We should have put a black man on the moon in the set 60s
[01:03:11] That would have been a instead in the alarm strong because it not only is it good for America or whatever
[01:03:16] You know woke locally. Mm-hmm, but imagine how much more disrespectful that is to Russia
[01:03:23] Okay, I see you know, I think that kind of the first part kind of loses its luster when you
[01:03:29] Yeah, you're token. I gave Russia we put a fucking black eye on the
[01:03:39] We see your dog in space and we raise you a black guy exactly
[01:03:48] To it trite and trite and operation trite and his gambit
[01:03:52] The doubles the double spear Neptune's spears
[01:04:03] Neptune Spears was the guy's name get this in front of the president's spears
[01:04:07] You say it will be the head of the CIA if you just like went to a school where you had to wear a tweed jacket
[01:04:13] Mm-hmm and like you knew how to use a typewriter. That's true. You think so. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think you have to like
[01:04:18] Taylor Taylor is about. Yeah, tinker Taylor soldier spies
[01:04:23] Very convoluted. I've watched a movie probably three times. I think I've fallen like eight versions of it
[01:04:28] I have no idea there was a TV made for TV version one with Gary Oldman. Yeah
[01:04:34] And then there was a film version. I thought there's a couple different films
[01:04:42] But what do I know who knows what do I know? I'm a fucking idiot. I'm just some fucking dumb ass piece of shit
[01:04:49] I'm just so fucking stupid. I'm fucking stupid. Well, all right. Apologies to Amy Schumer
[01:04:55] Maybe she lost the weight after pregnancy
[01:05:01] Boar, I mean you might as well because that's the other thing too. I I'm not being critical. She owes the fat community
[01:05:10] Mm-hmm. You know when I said the quote unquote the fat bitch both fat and bitch were in
[01:05:15] Quotation both were you're right cuz Amy Schumer got all of this
[01:05:19] It's her whole career was built on being she's the big fat feminist when she was never really that fat
[01:05:24] No, not she certainly wasn't very much of like a fucking women's issues type. No
[01:05:29] She's just happy to see she was she was a pretty like dirty raunchy stand-up comic
[01:05:34] Yes, who happened to be a woman and they just the media like didn't want to actually watch comedy because comedy sucks, right?
[01:05:46] She's the feminist one and then her ship blew up and now she owes it to the world to get fat is shit to become fat
[01:05:53] Lena Dunham is really delivering on her promises. She's killing it. She's over delivering now
[01:05:59] She's no, no, Lena is turning into exactly what she owes us
[01:06:05] Which is what which is just fucking like Plato left out in the Sun
[01:06:12] She removed her uterus in the middle of the like the black lives matter riding
[01:06:17] There was like some fucking Lena Dunham exposé where they're like look at her pussy now. Let's all look at her pussy
[01:06:23] Wait, she look up bad. Yeah, no, I mean it was just like pictures of her at the pool and she's like
[01:06:30] She's like weights now that are like I mean, she doesn't even get it's not like she's like has a lot of mass
[01:06:35] It's like she's reaching just disgusting proportions
[01:06:39] Where you would have to her weight should be classified as one of those unreal or imaginary numbers in mathematics
[01:06:45] Where you're like I yeah, what is this? Yeah? What is this one that looks like a joy division tattoo?
[01:06:52] What is that symbol representative like well that actually is the weight of Lena Dunham's back fat?
[01:06:57] So the number is never specific. It's greater than all of the other numbers in spirit while it might not be actually
[01:07:06] Yeah, well she that but she owes us that next up she does she owes us and I thank you to you madam
[01:07:13] Because it's what she is it's like cuz you know they're like doing the milly rock
[01:07:17] What is what to her credit they do this thing where they're like big women can be beautiful too as long as they have the right proportions
[01:07:26] Yeah, that is true a lot of the plus I should is like the hottest one we've ever seen but she's like has
[01:07:31] Big tits exactly you see it on the fucking thing. You're like oh that giant pair of tits
[01:07:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know so it's like when it's somebody that looks like you know the right
[01:07:41] But brutal just yeah a fat version of the landlord from kingpin
[01:07:48] Then you're like all right well I guess
[01:07:53] She's doing Lena Dunham's she's wearing also one piece
[01:07:59] Bandic suits that says sex on it. Yep in this video. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I guess I
[01:08:06] Was just I wasn't a big fan if I'm being honest of what the show girls I
[01:08:20] But you're right she is more of an oh man oh
[01:08:25] She's more vanilla to the fact community. That's a good point. She's proud
[01:08:42] Most of it you fucking my most big digging my
[01:08:51] But people tell me girls is good. Maybe I should watch it. I tried to cut the times. It's really not good. It's not
[01:08:56] Yeah, okay fuck at every time I've heard someone defend girls or whatever
[01:09:02] It's a dumb cuz people would defend it back in like 2012 when it came out. I tried watching it
[01:09:08] Cuz I remember I was like dating this girl that was like you know like raving about it. She's like it's someone that's our age
[01:09:13] It's like doing stuff. I'm like what does that mean?
[01:09:17] That statement mean yeah someone our age that's doing it's like less funny Seinfeld right you know
[01:09:23] You know other people our age are in med school
[01:09:28] And not not just fucking people in Austin
[01:09:33] Wanting their to not only enough it's not enough to just fuck people in Austin. You got to watch a TV show about it too
[01:09:40] You can't relax after fucking a bunch of strangers with Star Trek no no
[01:09:45] That's be someone doing this exact and has somebody rich in New York doing yes
[01:09:50] So that it makes you feel like you're quote unquote doing something yeah at our age yeah
[01:10:02] 23 years old you're a grown adult. Yeah
[01:10:09] Yeah, but I tried watching any you know I thought it was degenerate I thought it was
[01:10:23] Yeah, I thought the primarital sex you know there's an expression in the Bible there's no room for Christ in this place
[01:10:30] I forget who says that I think one of the one of the the twins
[01:10:38] Mm-hmm. Yeah, and can an able yes one of the who are from an older version of the Bible
[01:10:51] Sorry, sorry confused not sure. Yeah, there's a lot of similar elements the matrix
[01:10:57] Say that the Bible is based on the matrix
[01:11:00] But they at one point they say there's no room for Jesus in this place
[01:11:07] Mmm, and it's when they're watching the show girls interesting. I saw one scene. I saw
[01:11:14] Was when Brian when the news anchors hot daughter
[01:11:19] She's hot hot your ma from the oh, I saw that same yeah
[01:11:24] Like choked her and said he was gonna fuck her and then she flicked her pussy in the bathroom
[01:11:28] Because your ma was so hot dude after that episode of hot for teach girls came out
[01:11:34] I got a there was a group. Yes, no, did you ever get to fuck her? No, he played some wicked games
[01:11:40] Here's to you Mr. Robinson, but no, I got it. There was a group email after that
[01:11:46] Show aired a bunch of girls. I knew they were like can we please have a discussion about?
[01:11:52] Whether or not that was okay, and can we talk about consent on and it was like I was like
[01:12:03] Yeah, like some girls that I knew they were like this show
[01:12:06] This raised a lot of interesting questions and let's like all get together and discuss this episode of it's raised interesting
[01:12:14] Questions yeah about like consent or so wait does your ma fucker? He doesn't wait hold on so you women
[01:12:20] He's like a you saying you raped them no no they wanted to have like an event
[01:12:25] This is the kind of stuff we're no they wanted to have like a get together to discuss the show
[01:12:30] Interesting because it and there was like there was consent. No there was like 20 people
[01:12:36] Yeah, and you're like I can't make it and they're like fuck okay, and the police were like well
[01:12:40] So he's not coming so we can't grab actually I think I may have shown you guys that email
[01:12:46] Or at least can you answer my question? Yeah, does you talk about the rape potluck? It was a yeah
[01:12:52] It was like a rape party forgot that that had to do with yeah, but it had to do it was that con that
[01:12:58] Inspired by that's a beauty huh? That's really good. It was inspired by that
[01:13:05] I don't know that'd be a cool show instead of girls its cars
[01:13:10] We open up and it's a guy. He's 53 years old
[01:13:14] Yeah, and he's got a 1987 Dodge dynasty
[01:13:20] Yeah, and he's pulling into the lot of the silver diner and there's other guy meets Eric there
[01:13:26] Eric's 53 years old no pants on completely flaccid penis and then as he walks on screen the audience
[01:13:39] Mm-hmm. That way. That's pretty good sex nudity sexy
[01:13:57] For our age and this guy is in their late 50s and they're doing they're figuring out who they are
[01:14:03] Figuring out having cigarettes check it out each other's Cox and comparing
[01:14:10] Comparing General Motors K cars with each other
[01:14:13] I love it, you know somebody's got a continental kit on the back of the Chevy celebrity and they're like this is
[01:14:19] What this is a time in our lives mm-hmm. We're our voice of a generation
[01:14:27] Flash it air sorry start well. I'm sorry. You're right. He's a cameo. Yeah, he's just a cameo. It's Tony Danza
[01:14:37] Tony Danza right off on oh, yeah, we need a black guy. Yeah, you can't just have all our taliums
[01:14:44] No, not Kevin James. Why not Kevin James? Actually, I can't eat a fat guy Kevin James also Italian
[01:14:51] I think who's gonna be the black and Chinese Orlando Jones from the make seven up yours
[01:14:58] Yeah, and then the Chinese guy who was in every law and order is like the foot like the yeah the psychology
[01:15:06] SVU where they get him in and he has to break down why the cops. Yeah, they're like damn you just blew our mind
[01:15:17] Hey Henry Joe from Harold and Harold and Kumar. He needs the work. He needs the work and he deserves the work frankly
[01:15:23] I thought he was fantastic in those movies in his star turn his kumar. Yeah, Harold
[01:15:37] I have to piss. Yeah, I'm holding it guys. Well, I think that I think it's it took a quick break to look at nudes and Instagram DM requests
[01:15:54] I've been begging him to stop sending me pictures of his cock for weeks and he said talk about me on the show and I'll stop
[01:16:00] So yeah, well, you know what I do to do it
[01:16:08] Folks that's gonna do it for the show. That'll do it for us. This has been another episode of calm down
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