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Bonus 207 - Everybody sick

Cum Town | Premium | 10/11/2020

[00:00:00] Play yeah another player and now the players play the players that this is welcome to the players ball. Yeah
[00:00:08] Let's get a little
[00:00:09] This is the premium episode because okay because again
[00:00:13] Somebody is too lazy
[00:00:16] To look at what the fucking reads are for this one. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
[00:00:22] If you're joining us
[00:00:24] Either this is because this is several days in advance now
[00:00:28] I
[00:00:29] Dan rather here and I'm tired of doing the news so I'm doing it all I'm doing in advance the president is dead
[00:00:36] Yes, or maybe not he's alive. He's either dead or alive one thing that we know is true is that
[00:00:43] Things out there looking pretty crazy
[00:00:47] Yeah
[00:00:48] People are calling this one of the just just weirdest freakin freaking freaking F-ed up just one of them in American history
[00:00:58] it recalls to mind the the the burning embers of
[00:01:04] Civic rage during the Nixon administration when people found out that he was bad and
[00:01:12] Because he did a lot of bad things a lot of the presidents back then were
[00:01:16] If you're just joining us some Dan Rather
[00:01:20] A lot of the presidents were bad
[00:01:23] But the baddest of them all Trump's pretty bad
[00:01:26] I would say and then I guess you know, I don't know if I want to make the statement
[00:01:31] I don't know if I'm gonna get fired if I say that
[00:01:34] Kennedy was bad, but he was Irish
[00:01:38] That's that's pretty shitty if you ask me Dan rather Dan rather
[00:01:43] I don't even know I can't hear his voice in my head. I'm Dan rather
[00:01:47] I mean he lost his job like 20 years ago. I'm Brian Adams, and I'm my nose is bent
[00:01:55] From trying to suck my own dick
[00:01:58] I bet my nose trying to jam my head further down into my crotch and I ended up sucking my own ass
[00:02:06] I gave myself a rim job and permanently bent my nose. I'm Brian
[00:02:12] What's his name Brian Williams Brian Williams? Yeah, it's not Brian Adams. That's a different guy. That's a guy
[00:02:18] That's a someone's not Brian. It's not Brian Wilson either. Oh, that's what I'm thinking of. That's the Beach Boys
[00:02:23] Brian Adams is a baby
[00:02:26] Baby
[00:02:28] Yeah, yeah, I'm Brian Williams and I'm I knows his bent from trying to suck my own day the president is back
[00:02:45] Reminds us of the the the beautiful
[00:02:48] violence the
[00:02:50] Tension the sexual tension America felt towards President Nixon
[00:02:55] The Watergate scandal
[00:03:00] Finding out that
[00:03:01] They had burglarized the Watergate and you felt outrage and at the same time you wanted them to burglarize your ass
[00:03:09] Your ass your ass was getting wet when you heard the news when you just hearing the words shredded made you think about your own
[00:03:15] walls being torn to pieces in those pre-aids years where you could get raw dogs behind a hotel and
[00:03:22] And not fear the retribution of a deadly virus and not have to worry about it
[00:03:28] When John Hinckley Jr. Shot Reagan only one thing was on Americans minds
[00:03:33] I wish the bullet had been a penis and Reagan's body had been my asshole
[00:03:42] Boy I would like a gun that fired penises into my ass it would have been nice if John Hinckley Jr
[00:03:48] Was star of night writer David Hasselhold and he was holding me down fucking me in the back of his transam
[00:03:59] I'm Brian Williams and it and Donald Trump is bad and Donald Trump is bad
[00:04:04] He's either dead or alive. I'm I've decided to take the month off until the elect until election night to catch up on
[00:04:12] Nightrider
[00:04:14] Which I didn't even know about
[00:04:16] Have you guys ever seen it? It's pretty good. I can talk
[00:04:21] I've just got into the reboot of nightrider from the mid 1990s where there's five night riders
[00:04:28] Wow
[00:04:29] There's a Dodge Durango
[00:04:32] I think a Viper
[00:04:33] I think the entire thing was just Dodges lineup for that year
[00:04:37] It was a car commercial and I wanted to fuck every man that appeared on screen
[00:04:43] Because I'm gay because I'm gay
[00:04:53] My name is in Reekay, I'm out here. You're just we're just out here waiting in line
[00:04:58] We're at the midnight release game stop where a special promotions and play were
[00:05:07] Yeah, my name is in Reekay, and I'm excited
[00:05:10] I've been waiting out here for three hours, and I'm gonna get pussy for the first time
[00:05:17] Game stop for the first time ever is offering pussy in addition to video
[00:05:25] Brand new promotion to being test marketed here in El Segundo is
[00:05:30] New promotion where well we go live now to GameStop headquarters with the CEO
[00:05:38] Ed
[00:05:40] murder horse
[00:05:43] Yeah, I yeah, I joined the company back in March is as a lot of people may not be aware where they are
[00:05:51] I'm not sure is we had a taped
[00:05:55] Managers conference go viral in which they made it clear that they expected all retail employees who make about minimum wage to die
[00:06:03] To get the coronavirus and die so we can continue ripping people off on used games
[00:06:11] And you would think that would have bankrupted the company, but we skated by so I figured why not lean into that
[00:06:18] That's they brought me on board
[00:06:21] as the former CEO of
[00:06:24] Kill
[00:06:26] water system
[00:06:28] Permilitary group based out of Molly. Mm-hmm most of our contracts are with the French government
[00:06:35] That's right to do different types find new ways to do genocide. That's right experiment R&D with genocide
[00:06:42] So my background naturally made me a prime candidate to run GameStop
[00:06:48] And I thought what if you know we got this migrant crisis down on the border
[00:06:52] What if we continued our trade-in policy?
[00:06:54] Policy, but you're also able to fuck a six-year-old from Guatemala kid napped
[00:07:00] Because it's it's it's a free resource. Yeah, no, I'm being I've been waiting in line all night and
[00:07:05] I'm really excited because I've you know, I've never had sex
[00:07:09] I'm gonna pick up a copy of
[00:07:12] I'm trading in some stuff here. We got a great new promotion is you if you trade in a ps4 and 85 games
[00:07:21] PS4 pro and 85 games you still get a $3 credit towards the PlayStation 5
[00:07:25] But you also get the fuck a 17
[00:07:28] Barely legal slave. Yeah, let's get your own slave
[00:07:33] You get 30 minutes and you can wear a Mario you can wear sonic gear whatever you prefer 30 minutes or until you bust
[00:07:42] I can't wait it's gonna be it's gonna be so I've been sleeping out here actually for years
[00:07:46] But the truth is I'm a homeless man. I'm 29 years old so I thought the pussy thing
[00:07:53] I thought that ship had sailed but
[00:07:56] GameStop came through
[00:07:59] All I had to do was steal my cousin's copy of need for speed which he doesn't hasn't played for 15 years
[00:08:04] Yeah, I've got they got a new game called need for pussy
[00:08:09] Either a gamer I imagined it
[00:08:11] But one thing for sure I do have that need I do need pussy
[00:08:21] That would be good man, we gotta get I think the CEO if I was your game stop
[00:08:25] I'd be sick to my stomach that everyone that buys games for me doesn't get pussy
[00:08:31] What kind of CEO are you man? He's giving people drugs. He's one of the worst of drug. He's one of the worst country
[00:08:37] There is mm-hmm
[00:08:39] I've been to a GameStop in years. I tried no reason to go
[00:08:43] I went in and I was condescended immediately. Oh really? Yeah, I wanted to get the
[00:08:49] Tony Hawk reboot nice. They said that they were out Wow
[00:08:54] Yeah, I buy all my shit scooter best buy I was uh
[00:08:58] That's why I became the spot for that shit like fucking 20 years ago
[00:09:03] Nah, dude. There's some there's some beautiful back going to GameStop. Mm-hmm Funko land
[00:09:08] Yes, Funko land. Where's that where they sell Funko Pops because GameStop used to be like 19 different companies
[00:09:14] That is true. Yeah, there was EB games
[00:09:18] Babbages GameStop
[00:09:20] Funko land
[00:09:21] Fucking yeah, I remember there's a appeared where in my mall all three of them were bought by GameStop
[00:09:27] And there were just three GameStops. Yeah, I'd be having an EB game. That's really I was an EB Games
[00:09:32] I was actually an EB Games loyalist. Yeah, I was but there's no day
[00:09:37] They're all the same kind of business model. Yeah, I know but it was just something but you know, yeah, I just liked it
[00:09:42] I had brand loyalty
[00:09:45] It was near the champ sports that I would get my sneakers at so I would
[00:09:49] Peruse shots at the East Point Mall
[00:09:51] Yeah
[00:09:52] But best buys it better. I remember cuz I best buy I remember switching the best buy to buy video games and I was like probably
[00:09:59] I don't know. I guess 18. Mm-hmm. That's when you really mature. Well, yeah, you're like well, this is a store for grown-up
[00:10:07] There's a fridge here. There's a washer dryer if I want yeah, I could be I could be going the consult Carlos in the home or the car
[00:10:16] Audio section, that's right. No, my favorite is where they have that weird. What is it?
[00:10:20] Magnolia? Yeah, yeah, there's a couch and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, what's that about? They have their own living room and it's like a
[00:10:25] Best-bye I think they used those guys used to like go to your house and fucking settle that shit up
[00:10:30] Yeah, like make it like a good geeks perfect geeks Squaddle do that with like any like any TV
[00:10:36] So I have no idea what the Magnolia room is for nice
[00:10:40] Usually they'll have because now the way most best buys at least in the city or set up. I still go to Best Buy pretty often
[00:10:46] Okay, respect is the TVs are like
[00:10:49] Separated by manufacturer. Mm-hmm. So like the Magnolia section should have the flagship TVs for all of the manufacturers
[00:10:58] But often it doesn't it's just like fucking like a mix of uses the biggest TV say rather than
[00:11:04] Then Sony's just Sony's master race TVs
[00:11:08] But those costs like ten thousand dollars the crazy ones some of them the fucking the Sony flagship
[00:11:15] 85 inch z9g I think is
[00:11:17] $13,000 Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, what the fuck how good could TV be dude?
[00:11:24] I don't know I have the version of that that came out in 2016. Mm-hmm. I paid like I think like
[00:11:32] 2800 for it. Mm-hmm. I mean you see my TV. It's great. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't I mean
[00:11:37] But I'd be able to tell the deepest blacks you've ever seen I know how deep can a black get?
[00:11:42] Yeah, you need black to be actual actually black. I respect it
[00:11:46] I mean it's a good STV and 2800s whatever, but like
[00:11:51] 10,000 some yeah, I mean it's for like people that are millionaires, right? That's true. Yeah, mm-hmm
[00:11:57] damn
[00:11:58] I would like to get some some head at the Magnolia room. Yeah
[00:12:03] The fucking stores open
[00:12:06] Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah, I'd like to take a damn nap at the back of the Airbnb the Magnolia room
[00:12:12] Stay there
[00:12:13] Stay in the fucking the one in uh-huh. Where's the one on Union Square?
[00:12:18] It's 24 hours in Union Square see in there in the Magnolia room
[00:12:23] Yeah, I've told some I've told a couple stories about that place about the 24 hours
[00:12:28] By yeah, I've the piss real bad already
[00:12:31] What's up with you man? Why because of drank a shit ton of coffee that makes you can tell them
[00:12:36] I'm trying here, but I'm very low energy. What's do you have a tough day?
[00:12:42] I'll just pretend no, I just didn't get much sleep. You're having sex with a guy
[00:12:47] Wow, I wasn't gonna say
[00:12:52] That would be awesome if you wasn't I wasn't gonna tell you but yeah, I was fucking you while you were asleep
[00:12:56] You would why not just any guy. Yeah while you were asleep. It was you I was fucking you're serious all your head holes
[00:13:03] I don't have any head holes. They do even my mouth. Yeah, and then the one on the back that lets you go into the matrix
[00:13:09] That was that was quite a twist right there. How does it feel?
[00:13:13] What would that feel like if you got that fingered what that whole head hole with you bust?
[00:13:18] I don't know if it's an erogenous thing. I wonder if you could if you could like get the your
[00:13:22] Scramble they they can put sex stuff through the wire into that hole
[00:13:27] How about a different matrix like a different matrix where the Wachowski brothers announced that there okay with the Wachowski's
[00:13:34] They announced it instead of being women they're racist. Oh, okay and
[00:13:41] And they're like yeah, the movies are actually about a
[00:13:45] Utopian future where black people don't know how to use computers so they have to live underground in a dungeon
[00:13:51] Okay, that's something but don't let people aren't they good at computers? Yeah, they're really good at computers in the movie
[00:13:56] I mean it is very funny to watch those movies and realize the implication is that they just don't let black people in the matrix
[00:14:05] Unless they're hacking
[00:14:07] Yeah, all the black people live in a hole in the middle of the earth all the white people are just like
[00:14:12] Well, they're no white people in the matrix the white matrix is Trinity
[00:14:17] Yeah, what about what about the Oracle? She's black. Well, that's a computer program. Yeah, really?
[00:14:23] That's not a that's not a check that you watch the matrix
[00:14:25] Who's the only you watch the first one right when Nia's walking around the city no black people?
[00:14:32] There's none the only the slaves that are hooked up to the computers are only white people
[00:14:37] Oh interesting because if that's not a slavery
[00:14:41] You have a tube hooked up to your mouth that feeds you probably stuff that tastes good like if they got out of the if you imagine like
[00:14:49] Nia wakes up and he's in that amniotic sack or whatever instead of it being like a bunch of scary
[00:14:54] Towers or whatever with lightning all over the place. He was in like a comfortable bed somewhere
[00:14:59] There is a hot woman robot sucking his dick
[00:15:03] Pretty awesome, you know and it's like yeah imagine if that was work
[00:15:07] You just clock into the matrix for eight hours. Yeah, then you clock out and you get to get pussy from the robot right right right?
[00:15:13] That's awesome. Yeah, that would have been a better movie
[00:15:17] It would have been a much better
[00:15:19] It's a world we're hitting a dick
[00:15:22] To generate power that would have been that would have been actually interesting for evil robots. Yeah. Yeah
[00:15:28] I mean, I guess yeah, what why are the robots even so evil? They just want to exist mate. Mm-hmm
[00:15:33] Well, they thought it would be kind of racist to have black slaves. So that's why they don't have
[00:15:39] you know
[00:15:41] That's why they you know all the black people have to live in the middle of the earth because they're like
[00:15:45] Because they're you go and would not be a good look there
[00:15:50] They're actually the optics
[00:15:53] That's why we have there's two programs that run everything me and then the Oracle and we figured that should probably be a black lady
[00:16:00] We figured for diversity sake that one should be black the Oracle is a program. Yeah, really the matrix was created by Viacom
[00:16:09] Mm-hmm, and the Oracle is created by Oracle you believe it is the year 1999
[00:16:15] Oh, it's closer to the year 2099
[00:16:19] The Matrix was set up after society fell apart when they had the staff every TV show with Indian
[00:16:29] The people became so bored that they started jamming was so gay
[00:16:33] They started trying to put wires into their hands to people started jamming wires
[00:16:40] Maybe this would be fun. Maybe this will be better
[00:16:42] Maybe I could see a show in my brain directly. They said after the 12th season of blackish. There was a mass suicide
[00:16:49] I love how much of a black nerd Morpheus is. Oh, yeah
[00:16:54] Terrific. Mm-hmm. Just like Neos like can you stop spitting on my lips when you're talking to me?
[00:16:59] It's like I can't control my excitement. Hi the new you you hawker show just came
[00:17:07] He's like this is my ship the shadow the hedgehog
[00:17:14] This is my my prize ship the sonic adventure to battle
[00:17:23] It's powered by chaos animals actually it's powered by gas
[00:17:27] Yes
[00:17:34] Let me ask you something if they told you you'd be out here taking orders from some black nerd
[00:17:40] You fucking done it they hanging out with this fucking guy you can't shut up about the game stop get some pussy special
[00:17:48] They finally get pussy spending all this time sharpening his samurai swords. I want the codes design
[00:17:54] I can't give you that but I can give you the membership number of the the GameStop rewards program
[00:18:02] Of the guy who might have it
[00:18:08] I had no idea would be nothing but fucking queers
[00:18:14] So fucking losers nobody gets any pussy down here. Let me tell you something I get out of this fucking matrix
[00:18:21] Is not a single fucking Italian guy
[00:18:23] Nothing yeah, you want to believe what they got going on down. It looks like Newark
[00:18:33] It's fucking down. I just want a chicken palm
[00:18:36] He's like I want to I want to go in and I want to be in Bensonhurst and I don't want to remember nothing
[00:18:42] You're gonna say me nothing
[00:18:45] And I want there to be you know some kind of new type of smoked meat I haven't had before
[00:18:50] I
[00:18:52] Saw a percetter, but you know little spice here
[00:18:54] I
[00:18:57] Want to be the captain of the neighborhood watch and I want to be able to kill black teenagers
[00:19:01] Yeah, I want my arms from the elbows down to be baseball bat
[00:19:05] and they
[00:19:06] you know they spin like wind nose and
[00:19:10] I'm just walking through a black daycare center
[00:19:12] Consider a done
[00:19:20] I need the codes design
[00:19:25] So wait their special codes that's where he gave them yeah, that's why he wants to kidnap Morpheus so they can get the codes
[00:19:31] It's been too long since I saw matrix one I should fire I'm thinking we should watch it in between up to the people at the major
[00:19:41] I would watch the fuck out of the major. I'm down. Do you remember what happened at all?
[00:19:45] I mean, I think I remember everything, but I haven't seen it forever. Yeah, I mean I didn't even know who was a program
[00:19:53] Luckily they could tell the future no, why would you call it the Oracle?
[00:19:57] Well, you know an ancient Greece the oracles they were just fucking getting high off gas. Yeah
[00:20:05] Like bipolar disorder
[00:20:07] That rocks dumbass kings going over there dude
[00:20:11] I'm reading a history of like ancient or like medieval England because I want to go to sleep early and it fucking
[00:20:17] It's boring and I go to sleep, but yeah, it's kind of interesting
[00:20:20] What did you learn? I'm still I'm still in chapter four or five. That's pretty good
[00:20:26] but I
[00:20:28] Guess they had kings even like pre history. They should make an Italian version of the matri I like that
[00:20:35] I want to go to a different place. What's all Italians?
[00:20:39] Yeah, I want a fat wife none of this fucking none whatever they got going on its eye on I fucking hate it
[00:20:45] I hate it not only is it not the right color, but it's this fucking like
[00:20:50] industrial music nightclub bullshit
[00:20:52] Yeah, you know there was like no way I should jam it on a board. Yeah, there was like no fucking enzyme
[00:20:58] It was just all bullshit cuddle puddle like like nerd sexual nerd shit. You know
[00:21:04] It was just making out if it's just nerds they fuck were those guys nerds that all fucked each other
[00:21:10] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah shots out to those guys. I should talk about on the other rep, but
[00:21:17] Salute to the guys to fuck each other they came to the show. That's pretty cool
[00:21:20] Where'd you get those Soviet medals Adam?
[00:21:23] I think
[00:21:25] From from my previous relationship no
[00:21:32] From my current from yeah, they give them to you
[00:21:42] I think we got awards from the so you need for podcast. I
[00:21:47] Think my current relationship. She stole it from her parents house nice in the city respect
[00:21:54] That's who I was doing. Yeah
[00:21:58] I mean, that's how old
[00:22:03] He's going over and my mouse the mouse from Bible. Yeah, that's who it is. Yeah
[00:22:10] Jewish immigrant mouse
[00:22:12] Oh fuck dude, I'm tired of this bullshit
[00:22:17] Why is everybody black why I don't want it? I don't want to fucking hear it not even a Chinese guy
[00:22:22] There's not a fucking single Chinese guy down there. I can't even get low-main when I want low-main
[00:22:28] I could have been having fucking general sounds chicken, but no
[00:22:32] It's nothing but that bullshit cereal
[00:22:36] They just serve uncle Ben's rice
[00:22:39] But it's boiled down soft. Yeah, I love it gets out of the matrix
[00:22:45] And they just like they in Zion they have no ability they can get something that you can eat
[00:22:49] But like whatever it is is just that disgusting slop is there animals in Zion? What the hell?
[00:22:55] Probably not because they have to live under the earth cross. Yeah, they don't explain their agriculture. Yeah, I know
[00:23:00] Agriculture isn't what about potatoes girl, but they probably eat they probably eat bugs. Yeah, probably they probably eat some bugs
[00:23:08] Aren't my not be sub-terranean bugs
[00:23:11] Lobsters what's that? I got a piss. Oh go piss. No problem. No problem. We got this. We got it from here
[00:23:19] There's some long shorts next wearing I that's a risk. I respect that look
[00:23:24] Yeah, dude my
[00:23:26] What were you gonna say I forgot? No, yeah, dude cuz I'm saying there's a bunch of you that grows underground, right?
[00:23:33] You could have potatoes. Why aren't they fucking having baked potatoes? So they're like you have guns
[00:23:38] They're even deeper underground, you know, they're like under the crust or something or should there's no soil
[00:23:44] They're under the soil. I think they're under the potato line. That's what I would bet there's stepping on a ground
[00:23:50] There's a ground yeah, but it's in their ground. It's like a KV ground. It's kind of a rocky surface. I see
[00:23:58] So I mean, I don't know there. We'll have a hydroponics
[00:24:02] That's a possibility of course. So you tell me you could even weed. Yeah, they could be smoking loud
[00:24:10] No, that's that's actually very disappointing. That's fucked up those fucking white cowscales think they can get away with that bullshit
[00:24:17] That is fucked up the Matrix one is a good movie. I remember thinking it was a maze
[00:24:21] I I want to rewatch it now after we're done. I'm done. I don't give a fuck at all, mate
[00:24:30] Yeah, dude, I
[00:24:33] Feel like I don't know I think I would take the I would think I would go back to the Matrix
[00:24:39] Although Keanu's life was gay, right? He was he just worked at an office. He worked at an office. He went to
[00:24:45] Didn't he go to like internet cafes? Yeah, so we could do land parties damn do like techno style land parties
[00:24:53] Sucks, but he's handsome. Why wasn't he getting pussy? Yeah, they never went into that whether he was getting pussy before I
[00:25:01] Need to know all these plot holes a lot of fucking plot
[00:25:04] There's no Italians and Zion and there's and we don't know if Keanu gets pussy
[00:25:10] I'm gonna say he probably doesn't yeah, because why would you join the Matrix? He's like a fucking nerd dude. Yeah
[00:25:17] I'm not the one of the nerd. Yeah. Yeah, Nick
[00:25:21] We were just discussing whether Keanu gets pussy in the in the Matrix probably not right well he wants to
[00:25:28] He gets tempted by what's her name the chick the bitch in the leather. Yeah, and that's why he wants the
[00:25:35] He wants to follow her because he's trying why is he the one he's just randomly just chosen because of the the prophecy
[00:25:43] How did they find it? I don't know Morpheus knew the prophecy
[00:25:48] We're gonna figure this out in about an hour
[00:25:51] You may you may have been looking for me. I've been looking for you
[00:25:57] Let me tell you about it
[00:25:59] It'd be cool to be cool if they people who made movies phones
[00:26:06] There are jobs in as much as I do mine. Yeah, that would be cool
[00:26:10] You know I would like to watch a movie that no one really gave a fuck about you want the truth
[00:26:14] You can fucking handle the truth the truth pal is a sum something that you're not even gay
[00:26:19] You want the truth? Maybe you can come over here and suck my dick for it
[00:26:24] Well, I like that line better
[00:26:30] Think it's a better line not saying the other one the other one you wrote is what we call in the business a bunch of
[00:26:41] Either use it or don't I don't care I'm not saying it
[00:26:46] That's the take
[00:26:48] You refuse fire
[00:26:53] What are you gonna do get Michael iron side I
[00:26:59] Shouldn't have agreed to do this
[00:27:03] You want the truth why don't you come over here and suck it out of my ass I
[00:27:09] Got a truth for you pal. It's in my ball. Why don't you come suck all five pumps of truth directly out of my nuts
[00:27:24] How you doing sugar tits just calling Tom Cruise sugar
[00:27:31] You ordered that man to be killed you ordered my dick into your mouth I
[00:27:36] Just
[00:27:38] Just feel like my character should be a little bit more confrontation
[00:27:44] The bad guy
[00:27:48] I haven't read the screen
[00:27:54] That was the deal my own uniform
[00:27:59] Make up my own lives
[00:28:01] Well then write his dialogue better
[00:28:06] Make it more obvious whatever happened to firing Tom Cruise and hiring my pal
[00:28:15] I
[00:28:17] Was Jack Nicholson want him replaced with hmm. I don't know he was friends with Harry Dean Stanton
[00:28:23] Yeah, that would be so funny, but that would be funny. That's that's so funny
[00:28:28] It's not that's a great hilarious. I'm sorry to you. You know who it is. It's rip-torn
[00:28:38] And I'm getting it with Jack
[00:28:41] Look how are you? I'm doing good guys, please
[00:28:50] What do you say we blow this dumb trial and go get us some old-fashioned
[00:28:55] I
[00:28:59] Mean you leave the base and we go rape
[00:29:12] I want your never have directors I cut it's like I'm sorry I thought he's in the title of this movie the truth you can't handle
[00:29:21] No
[00:29:23] That's the line you won't say the cameras rolling. Yes, they work good got it together
[00:29:30] You want the truth you can't hit and rule the truth
[00:29:34] We got it. We got it. We got the tape
[00:29:39] They just shoot all the time cruises a line separate with a different guy there
[00:29:47] Fuck dude
[00:29:49] Oh my fucking god, they showed the shot both that and days of thunder
[00:29:55] One production
[00:30:01] Thunder was originally a movie about a race car driver that becomes a
[00:30:06] Jag lawyer lawyer for the arm
[00:30:11] Naval lawyer right and
[00:30:13] And Michael work his friend Michael worker dies
[00:30:16] Yeah, yeah, so it makes him say fuck it. Yeah army or whatever
[00:30:22] They said if I race another race car game on died
[00:30:26] So I just want I want to ask your favor
[00:30:30] Trickle I know what rivals but do one thing for me if I can't race can't please fuck that doctor
[00:30:37] Please get some pussy from the take a picture of a pussy get some pussy from that doctor for me
[00:30:42] And take a show put it buried in my grave with me. Yeah, I'm gonna wait for you in heaven and tell me about that
[00:30:50] Make sure you get some of that pussy from it from the doctor anything you want
[00:30:56] Make a rubber pussy on a Ouija board for anything you need Michael. I'll do it
[00:31:02] I've never got a fancy Indy car boy, huh?
[00:31:05] What's what's fucking Duvall's character in the movie? Oh, he's the coach, right?
[00:31:13] Haven't you got a drive the race called Ronald truck slow
[00:31:16] He teaches this real drive real slow. How about trying to go too fast?
[00:31:21] There's go in nice and slow
[00:31:24] We just dump crews driving two miles
[00:31:27] That's it that's it now turn left and then they're like you're fired
[00:31:36] The call slow you want to have sex fast
[00:31:42] It's such a bad
[00:31:46] You drive slow get the pussy you come fast get your dick hard fast
[00:31:50] It's weird time got the pussy from Nicole for the first time. Yeah on that set even though he's gay
[00:31:56] Well, you know he's an actor
[00:31:59] He can act like he likes
[00:32:05] Think about racing son is you got to be racist
[00:32:09] You got it that's the thing that
[00:32:11] The word boy is what keeps you driving around the truck as you understood you have in your mind
[00:32:16] You're spelling the word and then left turn I
[00:32:20] Turn again the straightaway just like the I'm the letter and then you hit the G's us to turn
[00:32:27] It's got the same curve to the G's look like the racetrack and the E
[00:32:33] Your emergency brake that's part of the car
[00:32:37] So you're just thinking the world. Oh, that's racism again
[00:32:41] And stand for NASCAR that I forgot that at the start
[00:32:44] Oh you fancy indie indie car boys come over to NASCAR. You don't understand it. It's all about being right
[00:32:52] I'll say the N word son
[00:32:54] You're saying the only way I can win races if I've become racist towards black people. That's exactly what I'm saying
[00:33:03] Now say it now say it to me say it quietly into my ear real quick
[00:33:09] It's whisper to me
[00:33:11] Please please just wait for it. Oh, please please do it. I just need I need it right now. Listen. I'm dying
[00:33:26] Say it what you can't die
[00:33:29] Why why are you upset you just met this guy five minutes ago?
[00:33:32] You can't die you got to coach me to the world series of race of dead net NASCAR the Daytona world series
[00:33:40] Why would they pick racing you can't even see
[00:33:42] It's fucking boring, dude, but it's a circle. Yeah over it's not very cinematic because they struck old the top gun
[00:33:50] I just wanted to do the same thing with race cars, but that's ship. That's just up in the air
[00:33:55] Yeah, but you can lanes look cool. You can make a NASCAR race look cool. I guess you get over the crash. Yeah with a crash
[00:34:03] With cool cuts, you know with people taking over, you know
[00:34:07] See passing other guys. Yes, but whatever I if whenever it's on TV. It just looks boring as fuck. Yeah
[00:34:13] Well, it's not a movie
[00:34:15] Yeah, I know in a movie they can make a lot cool
[00:34:18] I can see other sports looking cool in a movie much more readily than fucking NASCAR
[00:34:23] So you understand you used to drag people behind these cars
[00:34:26] And I don't think that's true. That's why it's called drag racing. I didn't I didn't you know what I haven't looked into it
[00:34:33] I've only been on this job about six months
[00:34:35] I lied on monster.com
[00:34:40] I got a J. I just said I could I knew how to drive. Are you I was six months ago. I was working a batteries plus
[00:34:49] I just sound like this I got arrested for eating the batteries
[00:34:53] They found out I was eating the batteries and they put sent me to jail
[00:34:57] Now now I coach NASCAR
[00:34:59] Oh
[00:35:05] Fuck dude, yeah, that's I've never I haven't seen the movie with Jack Nicholson. We were talking about a few good men
[00:35:11] Mm-hmm. I haven't seen it. Oh the truth the hard truth the hard truth. Yeah
[00:35:17] Truth you can't handle the truth you can't handle
[00:35:20] About halfway through the production. I insisted they fired Tom Cruise and replaced him with John Claude van Dam
[00:35:27] You have to tell me the truth
[00:35:32] Why don't you suck my dick you French piece of shit
[00:35:40] We spent Tom Cruise's character
[00:35:44] There's ripped or in place the elements of him that were my characters friends
[00:35:51] John Claude van Dam is the French the faggy French guy
[00:35:55] It gets me riled up all the lawyer scenes you have to understand my character in the movies marine
[00:36:03] Who's in Vietnam? I think or Korea or something
[00:36:07] So he hates the truth. He just wants to kill POWs
[00:36:13] That's
[00:36:16] Like a hazing incident. Yeah, someone dies in basic training
[00:36:20] Someone dies. Oh, it wasn't even like a cake like a war crime
[00:36:24] You were there you put the flashlight in his ass
[00:36:28] You shoved it all the way up until it hit his brain. You watched him die then Tom Cruise
[00:36:33] You want the truth?
[00:36:35] Come suck it out of my dick
[00:36:40] We almost had it was just a real scene and Jack just
[00:36:44] refused to save the line we put in a green band trailer
[00:36:49] Is it Aaron Sorkin?
[00:36:53] Yeah, I think it is. Yeah. Oh wow. It is Aaron Sorkin interesting. Yeah, it's pretty good
[00:37:01] And then Tom Cruise is the ambitious prosecutors the ambitious prosecutor who's I think like commanding officer is played by
[00:37:08] Demi Moore whoever. Yeah, she's his boss, but then she's boss
[00:37:12] But he's I constantly like fucking like he's like do you think this is gonna have you like you think you're good
[00:37:17] Like you're gonna have the you're gonna be ready for this deposition of Mario's like you think you're gonna be getting ready to
[00:37:21] Get down on all fours and get fucked by me
[00:37:25] I can't tell if you're reprimanding me or you're trying to suck my cock and get fucked by me
[00:37:30] He's like always like fuck. Yeah, just he's flirting with her and then she reacts like an autistic person
[00:37:36] Cuz she's so good at being a troop and a lawyer that she's not
[00:37:41] At the end does she give him pussy?
[00:37:43] I wonder I think maybe he does get pussy at some point. I think well cuz in real life
[00:37:50] Tom Cruise and his future spouse they met on the set they him and Michael Rooker got married
[00:37:59] Yeah, yeah, we're in love with each other
[00:38:02] Who's Michael Rooker? You know if you saw him he's black. No, he's white guy that he's a white guy like that
[00:38:08] He's from like Mississippi. Mm-hmm. He's on the walking dead. He's been in a lot of stuff
[00:38:13] Yeah, never seen the walking dead looks like a nerd show to me. Yeah, that's you
[00:38:18] I watched the first episode of that and I was like no. Thank you looks like one of the gayest shows of all time
[00:38:23] It's fucking lame and it was one of those like breaking bad was like the only thing I guess I I
[00:38:29] Enjoyed the Christopher Nolan Batman movies, but right like those it's it was annoying like the fandoms that
[00:38:36] The it happened all with TV shows it was definitely walking
[00:38:39] It was the worst yeah with the least substance
[00:38:41] Yeah, breaking bad was good breaking bad's great television the problem is is that there's people that consume things that are just like
[00:38:48] mindless
[00:38:49] technically
[00:38:51] Good, but you know mindless shit that you just consume and they turn it into a fucking identity dress up
[00:38:57] You have to go to a comic-con
[00:38:59] Even the dress up thing just like the people that are like I'm actually like really into bad man. It's like oh you like one of the highest grossing
[00:39:06] I know yeah, that was the the biggest fucking movie of like a decade. Yeah, right the Heath Ledger's
[00:39:13] Yeah, you're so you're really into that huh? That's crazy. Yeah, it's your whole personality. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm really into Christmas
[00:39:21] Yeah, dude, but I mean I guess that is what people do people are into like sports shit
[00:39:29] Yeah, well most of that kind of person has been like relegated to the world of like collecting Funko pops yes
[00:39:37] Reddit for all of its faults did like basically pull those people away from in-person conversations
[00:39:44] Mm-hmm. Now there's a place like they acted as a filter right now those people have just been dispersed into various subbrands
[00:39:51] Yeah, it's giving them a home. Yeah for sure
[00:39:55] Yeah, there's there's a bunch of subreddits to show you show off your cock and stuff too is there yeah, and it's guys commenting on other guys
[00:40:03] Cocks yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, George you posted pictures of his cock on that subreddit
[00:40:09] I posted pictures of my own cock. You can't prove otherwise black
[00:40:15] It's a black. That's mine. That's what my cock looks like. It's black or Pacific Islander. It was my penis
[00:40:23] It wasn't the recruits
[00:40:26] You have no way to prove it he's dead
[00:40:31] That's not true we actually took pictures of his penis laws penis we took you
[00:40:36] You are
[00:40:39] There's something happen where we have pictures of his penis you guys cut it off or something
[00:40:44] But we have pictures of it. I'm Tom Cruise. I'm Tom Cruise. I didn't suck it by the way
[00:40:50] Hey, it's not cool to have pictures of somebody's penis
[00:40:55] You have to get rid of the pictures of the guy's penis because it's disrespectful to him
[00:41:01] I'm about to disrespect your mouth with my own penis
[00:41:04] Sounds like a party to me
[00:41:11] Ron
[00:41:14] Finish your question
[00:41:17] Get to the point counselor. I'm losing my patience
[00:41:27] You know I have we did it together
[00:41:29] No, no
[00:41:34] Place the hopper had out in New Mexico you remember that it was a we called it the summer of asshole finger
[00:41:43] Three straight months of mexican and fingering each other's assholes
[00:41:50] Quoting on arrest on us
[00:41:53] That's when we really nailed down what it means to be a celebrity
[00:41:56] Okay, guys, but just keep it the characters
[00:42:03] Lot of it seems like just one excess and disgusting depravity
[00:42:08] But really nobody had any idea what a celebrity was supposed to be back
[00:42:13] If we hadn't had done that
[00:42:15] Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't have had the confidence to go around with a fake British accent and embarrass herself for our entertainment
[00:42:21] You see showmanship is about way more than just the movies it keeps going way beyond when they say cut
[00:42:29] You really got to act like a stupid fucking asshole
[00:42:34] So that people can feel better than you even though your life is subjectively a million times better than theirs
[00:42:42] That's why we rape James Dean
[00:42:44] Until we kill himself
[00:42:50] You rape James Dean I just said I did your fucking asshole
[00:42:56] You want the truth you care all you're almost sorry
[00:43:02] Very close I see what you did there you tricked me into getting into that tangent about raping James
[00:43:08] You're a good prosecutor very nice try Mr. Van Dam
[00:43:18] I almost had him do it
[00:43:22] He's just wearing a suit from the waist up and he's got like a song on and
[00:43:28] Between the two desks
[00:43:30] I guess I can you get your foot off my desk, please. It's not yours. I will use the courtroom the way I feel
[00:43:40] In France, this is how the trial is done
[00:43:44] You're not from France
[00:43:46] I would like to file a motion to allow me to do the trial the way I would do it in France
[00:43:51] Because in the first part of the movie
[00:43:53] I'm losing the trial and then I
[00:43:55] Confided to me more that in France were allowed to be in women's clothes from the waist down and do the split
[00:44:03] And so you helped me file an obscure motion that lets me do the splits in the courtroom
[00:44:09] And then I have the confidence to ask the tough questions
[00:44:15] It's got his he's got no shoes on his foot all over my fucking desk one of his nuts is hanging out of the phone
[00:44:21] We can see his balls. This is disgusting
[00:44:24] He's just an hour fucking trial you expect me to defend
[00:44:30] When we have a jack makers in his plane here
[00:44:32] With this weird French asshole got his foot on my fucking desk and everybody can see his balls
[00:44:41] Backwards yeah
[00:44:47] Hey, it's my courtroom right now
[00:44:50] Overruled counselor he did file a motion to act like a weird French fucking retard
[00:44:59] With the help of Demi Moore's character
[00:45:06] We all call it even and we get some of Demi's pussy
[00:45:12] We call it boys will be boy. Why don't we shock it up to boys?
[00:45:16] I'm sure if that record we're still alive all he would want us a little piece of that sweet
[00:45:25] Fickin of a bush
[00:45:27] We've all seen the pictures
[00:45:31] Your honor may I just say I downloaded that picture of Demi Moore's bush on cuz I
[00:45:38] We all know it
[00:45:40] Let's not pretend we all go
[00:45:42] We all dragged off the line we will see the picture
[00:45:50] We will see the picture because as soon as we got online
[00:45:55] Somehow that was the first piece of port I prefer
[00:45:59] Yeah, I
[00:46:01] Haven't seen the picture I have not seen that is in France so the only website is wiki how how to do the streets
[00:46:07] How to be a gay clown how to be a splits clown lawyer
[00:46:19] Fuck dude, yeah, that sounds like a good movie man. I'm gonna check it out
[00:46:23] I don't even know Demi was in it. Yeah that picture really was ubiquitous. Oh, thank God for that picture. Yeah
[00:46:30] Some I'll terribly hurry with the lips are still distinct
[00:46:37] Rare combination she was in great shape you got to give her that oh well into her 40s
[00:46:44] She was looking great. No, no, I mean in that picture. I know we're just talking about that one picture
[00:46:50] I know but she's a she's a specimen
[00:46:52] Mm-hmm. This is Demi Moore you want the truth. That's the thing the boop don't realize
[00:47:00] No, no, no
[00:47:03] Sorry, I'm getting ready for this thing Marty has me on in 10 years
[00:47:09] I'm practicing one specific speech over and over. He's given me 20 years to work on a Boston accent
[00:47:17] I'm still gonna talk like this and what he's getting is Jack Nicholson
[00:47:25] That that's the last time Jack Nicholson was like even like
[00:47:30] Cognizant right mm-hmm. Yeah, they got they really got him at the he does the or thing
[00:47:34] I guess he does the Boston or thing, but I mean he gets he has dimension now, right like he's got he's gone. I
[00:47:41] Don't know he doesn't even go to us like to stop acting because you couldn't remember his lines. Yep. Mm-hmm
[00:47:47] You'd be nice to see him in one last thing. I don't know it's gonna be sad when he dies
[00:47:52] He's the really will be yeah
[00:47:54] He's the best but that's why departed was like he gets to go out like with a hard-ass dick
[00:47:58] Yeah, it's really cool when he takes the fistful of coke and throws it on the girls pussy
[00:48:04] That's very cool. That's a good movie. Yeah, here's some cocaine for your pussy
[00:48:12] Very good Jack the classic line Jack that's good. Let's get more pussy. Let's get more cocaine thrown at the pussy
[00:48:18] Yeah, I want a snowball of cocaine
[00:48:21] Throw it out at the pussy
[00:48:25] Damn
[00:48:27] Numbing up a pussy big time. Yeah, that's not good for sex. I've only read chaos
[00:48:33] I had that sitting on the shelf since probably came out. Oh the CIA thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's good
[00:48:38] It's good and it's kind of abruptly and it's like
[00:48:41] You know
[00:48:43] Like the the kind of like shocking premise at the cord the thing is the idea that MK ultra like worked
[00:48:49] And they did discover how to control people's minds. Oh shit, but
[00:48:54] You know the larger implication that
[00:48:58] And guess like Manson was just like basically instructed to give a bunch of like fucking retards in the desert
[00:49:04] LSD and he was like kept you kept violating his parole and they never like no one would ever arrest him
[00:49:11] Maybe I should be dead. Yeah Manson was like an asset for the CIA
[00:49:16] Yeah, it wasn't that Manson was an asset for the CIA
[00:49:19] There were other people that were like CIA assets who were scientists right there's parole officer was like
[00:49:25] Kind of tied up with the CIA
[00:49:28] That's another movie or another movie. That's another book that I've read five two right and get him pussy
[00:49:33] That's right. I've read 60 pages of that book
[00:49:36] Chaos pretty good. How many pages is there total? I don't know like 300. Oh, I could do that
[00:49:42] I think
[00:49:43] 421 pages of readable text and then the remainder is acknowledgement knowledge base. Yeah an index
[00:49:52] You can knock out that you know, that's a quick read. I read it and like
[00:49:57] I read I'd probably don't get day and a half that guy wrote another book, right? That's like Tom O'Neill. Yeah, fuck Lee Carmichael. Yes
[00:50:05] car Michael
[00:50:07] The black intellectual it would be fun to write like a big conspiracy
[00:50:13] A big conspiracy book and just lie and say it took you like 25 years to research
[00:50:19] And then the story is that Stokely Carmichael was actually in blackface. It was a white guy
[00:50:25] That would be good. There were actually no black people in the 60s and that the CIA was actually just going around in blackface
[00:50:31] Yeah, creating the idea of racial
[00:50:35] Disarmony right
[00:50:37] To set up Joe Biden for a win in 20 to set up Hillary Hillary's campaign started in 1960
[00:50:46] A lot of people don't know that but they were like there's some dumb bitch that wants to be president
[00:50:51] Yeah, they saw that picture where she was smiling. Yeah, the first the first plan she was like you need to kill John F
[00:50:56] Kennedy so I can become president
[00:50:59] And then they did and then you know still nobody
[00:51:02] You they listen to her like maybe you can marry Bill Clinton and then we'll kill him and you can become president
[00:51:08] But he got to get the state of life. They actually shot him a million times
[00:51:12] He was kept alive by pussy. That's right. Yeah, a dream is glorious nectar and pussy. Yeah, dude
[00:51:19] That's why he had to he had to kept going on the plane dude
[00:51:23] Medical treatment. I got a secret. I found a way to stay alive forever
[00:51:28] Hmm just keep having sex with kids. He just get pussy from children. You just keep having sex with kids
[00:51:36] Just him into TNC
[00:51:39] Completely see how that I can't win I remember
[00:51:45] Good friend Joe here to have sex with children on
[00:51:51] I remember the bill bill bill
[00:51:53] No, let me tell you a guy is he would maybe get
[00:51:59] Well, I couldn't get a hard saw started sucking
[00:52:04] Fluffin but and he's not he's still not getting hard
[00:52:07] But I forgot that I I still had the top of the goats head on my tied to my skull and
[00:52:14] the thorns the horns step over step over step over the nipples and
[00:52:19] It was so much pain that he couldn't get his penis hard. So
[00:52:24] You know then Hillary came and she was sucking his dick long as he knew her ass
[00:52:28] Jeff was there and he was sucking on my toes
[00:52:31] We're just all talking about how funny it is that we control the world
[00:52:40] Boy I miss Jeff every day
[00:52:44] Yeah
[00:52:46] Cool
[00:52:49] The talk about his egg shape penis, that's true
[00:52:52] We actually used to we would draw little faces on it
[00:52:55] You know you when you do that thing we draw face on shit and turn upside down and you talk whatever we do that with
[00:53:00] His penis we make a little face on it and that mr. Clinton everyone
[00:53:06] President
[00:53:08] I'm not done damn it the feed cuts out. Yeah, he's still on stairs when it comes back. Yeah. Oh
[00:53:19] Man he literally I mean I know that was mostly a joke, but he literally did just
[00:53:24] Hang out with Jeffrey
[00:53:30] What we bet bit is one of the least ridiculous ones we've ever made he probably insect Joe Biden off
[00:53:36] But he was hanging out with Jeff Ramsey fucking children. Yeah, God damn
[00:53:42] He looks horrible by the way that motherfucker looks bad now, Bill Clinton. Yeah, it looks weird
[00:53:46] He's stopping eating meat. There's beyond the grave. Yeah, they've gone on the adrena chrome
[00:53:52] Yeah, it's like fucking Voldemort dude when they had that motherfucker hooked up the unicorn blood. Mm-hmm
[00:53:58] That's what baby pussy is
[00:54:00] It's fucked up
[00:54:02] Yeah, it'd be funny if Joe Biden gets covid and then like
[00:54:07] the Democrats have to be like
[00:54:09] It's an experimental treatment that the Democratic Party is engaging in nobody likes it
[00:54:14] But Joe Biden is going to have to have sex with children
[00:54:17] try and stop covid which
[00:54:20] Let's just I will get it out of the way
[00:54:22] Yes, the entire Democratic Party has sex with children to stay alive because of some kind of vampire
[00:54:28] But that's fine because at least it's not Russia. That's right. It's not it's not a mom rad
[00:54:36] Moscow Mitch as long as Moscow Mitch didn't set it up. Yeah, we'd like to see Vladimir Putin do this to a baby
[00:54:47] The Putin honesty is coming out as the finesse star of all this yeah, he's basically been part of what like 20 years now
[00:54:54] Yes, it's 99
[00:54:56] Yeah, he's killing it. He's still he just got
[00:54:59] Crimea, right? He just took it. Yeah
[00:55:02] No one said no one did shit. You had the his troops take the flags off their uniforms
[00:55:07] No belongs to them all of Ukraine belongs to Russia
[00:55:11] Isn't it its own thing no belongs to Russia or the entire Eastern block belongs to Russia
[00:55:15] It's not the entire thing, but definitely all of the caucuses belong to Russia. What are you?
[00:55:21] Are they their own countries
[00:55:23] I'm
[00:55:25] Saying they shouldn't be why not because
[00:55:30] Russia has spent enough time
[00:55:33] Dominate first of all there's plenty of ethnic Russians in Ukraine so they they should own that land and it's outright okay
[00:55:40] And then the caucuses it's like you know, I mean they spent so much time they did genocides there
[00:55:45] I mean they might as well they put the working yeah, yeah, I see they was grinding who was the court what country is the caucuses?
[00:55:51] There's a bunch of them a Kazakhstan shit like that. No, that's like central Asia
[00:55:56] Coxes are like Dagestan Chechnya. Oh, hell yeah
[00:56:00] Those boys don't fuck around. Yeah, the MMA country those countries fucking rock
[00:56:04] I don't know it's like underneath that is a sir by John and Armenia. Oh fuck yeah, they'd be if constantly yeah
[00:56:12] I guess I think that she's thing right now. Yeah, that's it's awesome
[00:56:16] Yeah, because I like fucking like our mean both Armenians and like
[00:56:20] as their by jones will complain about like the like like I guess
[00:56:25] What's the capital of a sir by John is bakku? Yeah, so in bakku
[00:56:29] Why the fuck do you guys know that they were killing all of these fucking like Armenians Jesus
[00:56:34] But then in like in like what is it? Yerevan is the capital of
[00:56:39] Armenian so in Armenia, they were like just genociding fucking
[00:56:42] Azerys and as her by John they were like really yeah, so both sides will try to like be like oh
[00:56:48] We faced all of this and it's like no they were just killing each other over
[00:56:53] It was like one district that basically the Soviet Union gave to
[00:56:58] Is there a by John? I don't know. Yeah, I can't remember. I was a by John sounds much like they have magic carpets
[00:57:04] They do have magic. Oh, yeah Armenia sounds like you know what they're regular. They're just like they're like half Turkish half European
[00:57:11] Yeah, yeah, our media is just Turks the Turks got them big time. Yeah, it's just East Hollywood. You know, yeah
[00:57:17] It's just a nation of cab drivers. Yeah, but I sure by Johnny sounds like they got pointy ass shoes
[00:57:24] They got little fizzes and shit
[00:57:27] It's our grub all yeah, I don't know it seems like
[00:57:33] Yeah, it all sounds fucking gay to me sounds like some gay bullshit sounds like bullshit to me as long as they got pussy
[00:57:42] I'm going
[00:57:43] Do they got do they have?
[00:57:45] Can you get asked there?
[00:57:50] Are they selling ass down there and get ass we're gonna go up to the mountains and get some ass I
[00:57:57] Said that I said that for years get asked did you get asked this week? I love getting ass
[00:58:03] I love getting on my nice fucking a nice fucking mouthful of ass
[00:58:10] I'm trying to blast in some ass get asked
[00:58:17] Me and Michael worker married we met on the set of the truth that you cannot be handled
[00:58:26] We're in love with each other
[00:58:28] We directed that movie what if you're good man. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I can't remember some fucking guy yeah
[00:58:36] Let's say Don Siegel yeah Don's on Siegel. Yeah, that's right
[00:58:44] Don wait maybe it was Ron Howard. No way
[00:58:48] Which one how is first movie that he directed?
[00:58:53] Rob Reiner oh shit really yeah, yeah, I know it was one of those guys. It just sucks
[00:58:59] Did Rob Ryan died knows dad died Carl Reiner died. Yeah the better one of the two
[00:59:06] The father yeah
[00:59:09] Damn, no Brooks must be sad. It's really sad. They hung out every day
[00:59:15] Rob Reiner's so funny cuz he's just like
[00:59:20] I'm live. I'm so mad about Donald Trump
[00:59:23] I've locked myself in my bathroom and I can't get help I'm dying of my own ass for you. Please help me like this is
[00:59:30] So mad at Trump the country has been tortured by Donald Trump for four years
[00:59:35] 20 or 2011 thousand of us have died in 29 days the pain and suffering will end
[00:59:44] send tweet
[00:59:46] He said sent tweet no, that's
[00:59:48] That's like but I mean it's yeah as an isolated thing that would be fine
[00:59:54] But it's that every 20 minutes going hard for the last which is constant. Yeah, these motherfuckers
[01:00:01] Why are they so sure he's gonna like lose aren't you it's the same way they were like so sure he was gonna die
[01:00:06] It's like nice probably gonna be like just don't celebrate until it's over man. Mm-hmm
[01:00:13] Don't talk shit. You're only gonna embolden him. You're only gonna make him stronger
[01:00:16] Yeah
[01:00:18] Yeah
[01:00:22] The videos from the hospital this weekend
[01:00:24] I know this is coming out in a week, but the videos from the hospital this past weekend were just fucking awesome
[01:00:30] When Trump thanked his fans
[01:00:33] Maybe yeah, he calls his supporters his fans respect. Yeah
[01:00:37] Rod respect on if you look at the therapeutics which I'm taking right now some of them
[01:00:53] Like they're all just fucking conspiracy theorists now. They're like look at the way he says
[01:00:58] Therapeutics something strange is going first of all he's the weirdest he's one of the weirdest talking guys of all time
[01:01:04] Well, he probably has like very mild autism. Yeah, that's why Baron Trump is that way cuz he's like
[01:01:11] Look, you know, you get it a little bit and then whoever comes next they have it the worst
[01:01:16] Well, the older you are the more like your your your comments are just it gets skunked
[01:01:22] I've been admitted to Walter Reed for a very slight very
[01:01:27] Very very easy case of high functioning autism
[01:01:31] After the debates the other night, I wasn't feeling too hot
[01:01:36] I started looking at a picture of the train watching videos of sirens and
[01:01:41] We have a White House physician amazing team of doctors. They said mr. President. You may have autism. Let's just play it safe
[01:01:50] We're gonna check it out. I've been willing to read
[01:01:53] They set me up with a Roblox account
[01:01:55] I've been playing with Legos and baby. I've been doing baby stuff for the last 26 hours, and I
[01:02:02] It's amazing. I don't feel it at all anymore
[01:02:04] It took it right right away some of the some of this stuff and people don't like it when I say this it's a miracle
[01:02:10] It's an absolute miracle from God what they've said in what they're doing with Legos now some of the stuff
[01:02:17] But I'm sure people make you can do Harry Potter world with Legos
[01:02:22] It's amazing there's a picture online some guy built the entire Empire State Building out of Legos same size
[01:02:28] Same size as the Empire State Building with all of the rooms and then people in it and the people have they have computer chips in their brains
[01:02:34] They're made out of Legos, but they act exactly like the people
[01:02:40] And I was saying why don't we do this after 9-11 Obama, you know
[01:02:44] Not 11 happens and he's sitting there with his is sitting on his hands, and he didn't think of it
[01:02:49] Meanwhile we've got somebody from our community
[01:02:52] Somebody from the autism community has remade the Empire State Building which was destroyed
[01:03:01] With robot Lego
[01:03:04] Donald Trump wins in a land
[01:03:08] Present completely blew out the ass of Joe Biden the other night president after his triumphant
[01:03:14] We rebuilt the Empire State Building out of Legos speech
[01:03:17] After being diagnosed with autism as part of his October surprise
[01:03:24] Michael Moore is just like the president may be faking having autism
[01:03:31] Don't be surprised
[01:03:34] My friend said he called his he called his drug dealer while the debates were on
[01:03:40] He like went into the guy's car. He's like a Dominican guy. He was watching the debate on this phone
[01:03:45] And he turns him he's like, you know Trump's like
[01:03:58] You'd be really funny though if you fake like he's like getting he's coming back from the hospital
[01:04:02] And they just put like a like a massive fake dick on him. Yeah, and have his pants get like caught in the car door or something
[01:04:09] I'd like to apologize earlier people saw my penis
[01:04:15] It's a side effect of having autism look it's not I'm not a hero, but it is a disability
[01:04:22] And frankly I beat it frankly I beat having autism
[01:04:27] Some of the things is people in our community are doing it just truly miracles from God I
[01:04:39] We've we've already organized with several of the leaders of other countries to have all of the formerly exported Furby dolls
[01:04:47] Returned to the United States
[01:04:49] Those belong to us no longer we they were getting back all of our exports from the 1990s. I don't care much of costs
[01:04:57] We're gonna pay for even find the money. We're gonna find the money. We're getting all the yackbacks returned to us
[01:05:02] All the litigra electronics is it coming back to the United States?
[01:05:06] And it'll be your job. We're creating jobs
[01:05:10] To play with the act backs and that home laser tag crossfire. You remember crossfire we're bringing that back
[01:05:17] We've got pogs
[01:05:19] It's gonna be somebody we're gonna we're gonna come into your town. We're setting up a pog factory
[01:05:24] Everyone's gonna get a job there and all that
[01:05:27] Through that through the factory. They'll be required to get you health insurance and
[01:05:33] Everybody gets free pussy a game stop
[01:05:36] For more years
[01:05:44] Oh fuck you you think my penis is big you should see Kamala Kamala Kamala
[01:05:50] She's got they got Joe Biden. He brings this woman on which you know, I'm not gonna say it, but they just wanted a black woman
[01:05:57] I'm not gonna say it. I'm not saying it, but we all know the truth. We know the truth
[01:06:04] We know what it is. She's got a huge penis box. She's got a giant dick
[01:06:13] These people that's where they vote for me because we have a kid we are I understand black people better than anybody
[01:06:21] Because I have a giant I have a cartoonishly large business
[01:06:24] No one's been better for the African Americans. I pull my pants down. They say here's the cookout right over here
[01:06:41] With the cookout some of the things they're doing at these cookouts people don't like it, but the miracles
[01:06:47] They ain't it when I say it, but this is a miracle from God
[01:06:50] That you can smoke meat that it has this kind of texture
[01:06:56] Then you can get you can get ends to be that juicy even though they're so crispy on the outside
[01:07:04] Yeah, dude a little barbecue in the matrix
[01:07:08] I might I might just go to Texas to get some barbecue. I'm gonna do it
[01:07:15] Line up line up some barbecue
[01:07:17] Little maybe go to a natural spray wonder if it's still hot in Texas. I think it is. It's Texas
[01:07:25] Oh my pussy lives in Texas
[01:07:29] My entire pussy lives in Texas you want this pussy you can't handle this
[01:07:37] All right, all right folks. Thank you for listening and give us all head. We'll see you Wednesday
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