Cum Town | Premium | 10/18/2020
[00:00:00] And we're off and we're going and we're having and we're having pussy for lunch and for supper
[00:00:11] That's a great question. I love the packaging
[00:00:13] It's a food. No, it's a game. It's a game. It's like Scrabble or something, but it comes in a banana
[00:00:20] What the fuck yeah, it's in a little how would yes it has something to do with anagrams
[00:00:25] Yeah, it's like you make words like Scrabble, but you don't have a board. I think fuck that
[00:00:32] I'm pissed. I thought they were golden grams that it tastes like banana. I would love that. That would be awesome
[00:00:37] I love fake banana flavor. Yeah, me too. You know, you know, you laugh you taffy taffy
[00:00:42] Are you kidding? You be a good breakfast cereal. Yeah, Texas toast crunch
[00:00:50] I would eat that if you made time I'm gonna start making Texas toast crunch with milk milk. Yeah garlic milk
[00:00:59] It turns the milk into like an Alfredo sauce. Okay. Hold on now. I might be back
[00:01:05] Yeah, you know who's then you use cream. Mm-hmm use heavy cream. Yeah, then the mascots like a little like Yosemite Sam
[00:01:15] Faggin' Satan breakfast they're like we're trying to have sweet cereal
[00:01:21] Papa breakfast and he's like well that's not here in vlogging Texas not on my slave on and watch
[00:01:32] Post was like well if you think about we were doing the woke shit before anybody else
[00:01:36] I mean if you recall 15 years ago all of our commercials were black women in factories
[00:01:40] That's true, you know, and they would be like y'all we doing it for Stalin
[00:01:47] We're gonna achieve communism. That's right. We're in here in the factories nuts. We're in here in the grape nuts factory achieving communism
[00:01:57] I do what was it no wasn't great. That's it was like honey bunches of oats that black women. Yeah. Yeah commercial, right? Yeah. Yeah
[00:02:03] Yeah, so now they're swinging the aunt Jemima got a job. That's right ad campaign
[00:02:09] Who can forget I can't certainly not me but Texas toast with from a breakfast. Yeah, Papa breakfast
[00:02:17] The only little gig guys eat sweet cereals. Oh you want sweet cereal, huh? You got a little sugar in your blood
[00:02:28] Look at him kid. Just like pointing at the tricks rabbit driving real slow and is picked up as a tricks rabbit trying to go home
[00:02:40] Lucky charms like just don't look at them. Just keep walking. He'll go away
[00:02:47] No trace rabbits trying to pull his hand away. He's like don't let go of my hand. I don't care who sees it
[00:02:52] We left Ireland so we could be a gay leprechaun and a rabbit together in a relationship and we came to Texas the land of opportunity
[00:03:04] And I'll be goddamned if we're gonna be harassed here like we were by those bastard Irish children
[00:03:09] How you boys doing oh y'all in love, huh? That's cute. That's real cute
[00:03:29] Saying everybody's supposed to get diabetes for breakfast and so having a well-rounded garlach league
[00:03:45] Love honestly just cinnamon Texas toast crunch, but it's even thicker
[00:03:51] Little breads that are still sweet that that strikes me as a crouton cereal
[00:03:58] Fired up bowl of croutons all croutons cinnamon sugar not bad. I fucking love croutons
[00:04:04] Mm-hmm. Anyway, this whole Nick classic fact I'm fat kid move telling your parents
[00:04:09] You're getting a salad at the buffet and it's all it's like one piece of lettuce
[00:04:19] I was like put off from any kind of salad bar action for the longest time
[00:04:23] I like because one of the first times I either had food poisoning or the flu
[00:04:26] You know the first like five flus you get in your life like those foods you had prior to it a ruin for yeah
[00:04:32] Yeah, but I remember giant used to have a salad bar. Mm-hmm sure and it was like my first time
[00:04:39] I discovered taco salad. Yes. I was like are you fucking kidding me? Yeah
[00:04:47] And I was just like you know just horrifically sick for like the entire night and I was giant
[00:04:52] Yeah from the giant taco salad which was you know just lettuce with like chili on it
[00:04:58] Yeah, yeah, I'm a hundred percent. Yeah, and then just the most wilted lettuce you've ever seen
[00:05:01] Shredded cheese and show who the fuck is getting salad a giant now that I think about that was a mistake
[00:05:07] Well, I was I think a working professional you just go out with your girls for a salad giant
[00:05:14] You have a sex in the city style lunch. Yeah, well, that's the thing
[00:05:18] It's like we don't think twice about Whole Foods, but giant is for poor people the giant. Yes, chili used to be fucking fine
[00:05:26] Good as I never really fuck with the soup. I used to love the giant chili. Yeah that little
[00:05:33] I mean it was never as good as who had the good shoppers has good ass fried chicken really had shoppers fried chicken
[00:05:38] I don't remember anything other than like this stuff
[00:05:42] Mm-hmm the one thing I remember getting a choppers ever was like
[00:05:47] Like like you don't want sometimes you get like a car where they're like this is not for resale kind of cardboard boxes
[00:05:58] Ampe energy. Oh, yeah, dude that shoppers
[00:06:02] But the giant chili is definitely I don't know I wonder if giant still makes chili probably
[00:06:07] I think they branched out in there. They were had they had a seafood bisque going for a while
[00:06:10] Yeah, they branched out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, brother all the grocery stores now have like nice shit
[00:06:16] I went to Wegmans for the first time first time in the last couple of months fine. It's just a grocery store. Yeah, but I
[00:06:23] Have everyone from upstate New York. It's like the first time I went to one when I was like 14 or whatever
[00:06:29] I was like god damn. That's not because it was in the pre it was like giant having a salad bar was still big
[00:06:35] It's fucking wegmans and the one in the next layer or Reister sound wherever the fuck Randall's time
[00:06:40] Wherever the fucking is in that on that side of Maryland
[00:06:44] Has like a fucking Chinese food restaurant has like a fucking barbecue. Yeah, they have now
[00:06:49] I'm thinking about that buffet in that casino in Oklahoma. Oh my god
[00:06:54] And that lady was so excited to be like we got a buffet
[00:06:57] I know and then just like the sections that are like Asian
[00:07:08] I mean not a vegetable in sight. Yeah, it's brutal. Yeah, and then they had that like upscale steakhouse
[00:07:14] It was closed the whole time. Oh really? I got steak there once
[00:07:17] I got a coupon for the steakhouse that you can go and get a steak whenever you want
[00:07:21] But it was I think most of the time it was closed whenever I went down there
[00:07:24] Yeah, I I we had it me and Bobby had it right before showtime. That's probably good in Oklahoma steak
[00:07:30] It was good. Yeah, I want the bright and last night and got some liver and onions. Oh, there you go
[00:07:34] Where'd you go? I go to ocean view cafe. That's my spot. Yeah place on the boardwalk. It's not on the boardwalk. Oh
[00:07:41] Tatiana's is on the board. Yeah, we've talked about
[00:07:43] We make we these but they have like four places on it. I was delivering onions. It's great exactly what I wanted
[00:07:50] Nice. Uh-huh. Yeah, what was what were the vibes like over there?
[00:07:54] Um, it's still brighten. Mm-hmm. Yeah, still a bunch of fucking old Russian motherfucking
[00:07:59] Lot of Russians. Yeah. Yeah, were they masked up? Uh, no
[00:08:05] No, they don't I wonder if that neighborhood will vote for Trump again
[00:08:08] Definitely for sure. Yeah premiere Trump. Oh, come on. Yeah, they're getting their orders straight from Putin
[00:08:14] Yeah, it's so funny. They're like all the like all the fear mongering on the news just as the exact opposite effect on them
[00:08:20] They're like he's working for Putin. They're like, oh, I guess we'll vote for him
[00:08:24] Oh, dude. I guess that's probably the guy we're gonna vote for. Absolutely if Greek people thought the president was taking their
[00:08:30] His orders from a greek the greek prime minister. That would be our guy
[00:08:34] Yeah, they're like we voted for bereton because they said he was bad a file
[00:08:40] Because he loves to get sweaty at the beach and molest boys
[00:08:45] We vote and meet around me because he tied dog to car
[00:08:51] Grief people do not respect dogs. I will say that much. They are animals. Yes. F
[00:08:55] Greeks are concerned. Mm-hmm. They you know a lot of outdoor
[00:08:59] John McCain because he called wife cunt
[00:09:11] Call it beach a car when I was in vietnam the only thing that got me through was the thought of getting home and blaming it all of my wife
[00:09:23] I wouldn't have crashed. I wouldn't be able to fly my plane
[00:09:27] I would have been able to fly my plane all the way to my Chinese mistress's house
[00:09:33] Get a little pussy and kill all the vietnam
[00:09:37] It's true. Everyone says this guy's a hero. He was over there getting pussy
[00:09:41] He'd be flying a plane to go get pussy. He couldn't get any pussy in America. He had to go over there where it's cheap
[00:09:58] He did he could literally just describe word for word what stormy daniel said in his rallies and just get
[00:10:04] A fucking applause break. It would be awesome. He's like stormy said it
[00:10:10] Didn't you say he had a weird little penis and a lot of pubes
[00:10:14] It was like a weird shit anything i've seen of her describing the president in sexual terms
[00:10:19] Has always seemed more to like be humiliating and for her right even as a porn star
[00:10:26] The people trying to like prop her up as a hero. She's like yeah, I drank all of his cum and it tasted bad
[00:10:32] His cum was stale. Yeah, and I drank it all for five dollars
[00:10:43] Damn store me. He said wasn't michael foodie the ones saying that he's like are we supposed to like
[00:10:47] The laugh at the president for getting pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's it's cool
[00:10:52] Yeah, it is funny that every time they tried to get him. It was like oh he fucks poor he gets head from porn stars
[00:11:01] Right now all of the people with coronavirus are like most of them are the chicks in the white house
[00:11:07] Yeah, he probably was secretary from them. Yeah, dude. He definitely got it from pussy getting yeah
[00:11:12] I mean he probably had a conversation where he was like I have to get more pussy than bill clinton here
[00:11:18] I have to fuck more than bill clinton did in this room
[00:11:23] You did hope hope could get it. I would I would I would give my dick sucks my hope. Oh definitely
[00:11:28] I would let her be rude to me. Oh my god, please. Please fucking insult my little
[00:11:34] I let her be a Connecticut style of rude. Please jack me off with just a fucking frown on your face. Who?
[00:11:40] Who picks oh oh yeah, she definitely scowls
[00:11:47] Succession roll your eyes. Well, I'm pumping away as hard as possible
[00:11:52] You're as I can go ahead and y'all y'all will I fold your legs and look at your head as deep as my little ass
[00:12:02] Well, I'm busting you're nothing compared to my horse
[00:12:05] I used to fuck my horse when I was 11 she probably definitely busted her hymen on a horse definitely
[00:12:14] Doesn't that happen to those horseback riding it happens to women all the time. Yeah, they go
[00:12:18] They go to you know, they go to like a dude ranch or something
[00:12:24] Lot lot of bledges blood all over the horses
[00:12:30] Really is like me dog rumors about girls in like middle school getting their periods all over the classroom
[00:12:34] Yeah, like just the rumors people would make up it would be like some kid whose dad beats him
[00:12:42] She got up and the chair was covered in blood and then she slipped on the blood
[00:12:47] And then it got all over the teacher's face and the teacher drank it
[00:12:59] I'm uh, we're playing telephone. Excuse me to find your own business. We're playing telephones. You're on the intercom. Yeah
[00:13:13] This is a principle that's like my way of bonding with the kids was getting really into gossip
[00:13:18] Boop students, uh, sorry in arbor afterclass, but you have got to hear this apparently
[00:13:30] She started crying and she ran to the bathroom and there was blood all over her chair
[00:13:37] Okay, anyways, if anyone wants to talk to me about it. I'll be walking around the cafeteria
[00:13:49] Apparently the guy that teaches drama molested
[00:13:52] He's he likes having sex with the students
[00:13:59] Just going into the principal's office. What the fuck
[00:14:05] We have to my name is president de Blasio
[00:14:10] And I think the best way to get control of this school
[00:14:13] And for the best academic future of the children is to lean into his conflict as much as possible
[00:14:20] Because I I don't understand what it means to take a stance on anything
[00:14:27] Is to insert yourself personally into the drama make it worse and then offer zero solutions
[00:14:37] I'm just trying to be one of the kids. I'm trying to be cool. I'm trying to yeah be cool
[00:14:42] Not only be one of the kids, but be one of the worst kids
[00:14:47] If I wasn't principal, I'd be the guy down at the black lives matter movement embarrassing himself
[00:14:58] We've got to lose ourselves in the moment. Yeah, it's just like throwing up spaghetti all over your dick
[00:15:05] What the fuck what are you talking about
[00:15:08] Boop the Arabic change student fucks his own father. Yeah
[00:15:15] A lot of you were wondering about the smell in the cafeteria
[00:15:23] Suresh is the Indian foreign exchange student. It's because his family cooked a dog
[00:15:34] And also make any trades at lunch with Suresh you were trading for dog and her and and if a girl has her thong showing
[00:15:43] I mean she had an abortion at age of looking at you Ashley
[00:15:59] Children's gossip attention students principal to blasio here
[00:16:06] Uh, I'm not sure if you know this but uh, uh, the Chinese kid is so smart that uh, nasa hooked wires up to his brain
[00:16:16] And that's why he hasn't hit peer-buried this because they turned they literally used him as a computer
[00:16:32] I will say I do remember thinking a period would be like
[00:16:36] Truly oceans of like so much blood because of those rumors from like middle school
[00:16:40] And it was like I just thought of girls pussy. It would be like a faucet that you turn on
[00:16:46] And then just fucking run a crazy amount for some moment it is there's subway ads like that
[00:16:52] It's so funny that all the stuff the subway ads are like looking for storage look no further
[00:16:57] It's like a simple way to bank or it's like health insurance. It works for you. It's like does your pussy explode every five minutes
[00:17:05] Get get and sign up for this medicine that only sister girls who know it all
[00:17:12] Can because when you're out there fighting the patriarchy and your pussy's exploding because you have fatd
[00:17:29] Yes, oh yeah, I was diagnosed with fattds
[00:17:46] I didn't know that some women's pussy's explode. I don't know. I just saw it on the train the other day
[00:17:53] It's like there's some ad on every period or some shit. Yeah, it's like honestly
[00:17:57] I haven't been on the train since literally March the train is nice now
[00:18:01] No one's on it. I might have to get on there. Yeah, get on there. They grease the wheels with the blood of the homeless
[00:18:10] Yeah, fuck yeah, no, I don't I've been I have a knock on on the train whatsoever
[00:18:15] I would imagine yeah, then they would how do people even know about their pussies exploding
[00:18:20] If they're only advertising on the train. Oh, yeah, they gotta get outside billboards for that
[00:18:28] Targeting a certain demographic. I hope they bring back the train people
[00:18:33] I'll have to edit this out of the show, but I hope they bring back the the classic train ride this year
[00:18:40] Once a year they'll roll out the old rolling stock from the past. Oh hell yeah, really?
[00:18:46] And you can ride a train from like the 30s. What? Yes, that sounds kind of tight honestly
[00:18:50] It's it's cool. I've gone to the the train museum and you can sit on all of them fuck
[00:18:56] Yeah, but I've always missed the day. Yeah, the day were they nicer
[00:19:01] They're waiting the first iterations of trains are so funny because they were like we'll have weaker chairs and
[00:19:10] Funga where's hangout spot? I started pissing my house. I live here
[00:19:18] For me to jack off it is my house welcome to the jack and also
[00:19:26] And they're like, okay, let's make everything out of knives. Yeah, let's turn it all into blades
[00:19:30] Oh dude a time travel movie where you let a homeless guy from today go to the 30s to ride public transit. Yeah, that would be nice
[00:19:36] Yeah, everyone's in suits. He's just got his own fist in his ass. Yeah
[00:19:41] Now by the by the 60s, I think the trains they became the like the shitty way they are now, right?
[00:19:47] Right, right. Yeah, they feel like 60s is still almost. Yeah, like it feels like it's some shit from you know
[00:19:53] Yeah, just like plastic. They got rid of all the seating so you need like either like an authoritarian or a conformist state to
[00:20:01] To have nice trains. It's a north korea's great trains. Really? Yeah
[00:20:05] Yeah, damn, that's pretty cool. Did anyone get to ride them or is it just for kim jung?
[00:20:09] Um, yeah, anyone can ride them. That's awesome. Yeah
[00:20:12] I think it's one of the only nice parts of the city. Yeah, because you don't get any like there's no food
[00:20:17] Yeah, you let they let journalists in they're like just take pictures of the trains
[00:20:22] Don't go behind that building. That's just a facade
[00:20:25] That was like a so really like what the what yeah, what what the journalists are able to see is basically like the tuned town version
[00:20:34] Korea and they're like don't yeah, just don't go behind where the set ends don't go
[00:20:39] They're being propped up with bodies where they're screaming
[00:20:46] Sandbags to hold it down. So we just have a bunch of fucking fat dead babies that we're using to weigh it down
[00:20:53] Yeah, the train stations in moscow are apparently really nice as well. Yeah. They also have a secret train
[00:20:57] Whoa, they have like a whole bunch of secret trains for real. Yeah, new york had one that went from like the wall dwarf Astoria to
[00:21:06] Somewhere else nice. It was for uh fdr. Oh hell. Yeah to get pussy. Mm-hmm. Just leaky pussy getting trained
[00:21:11] I need a secret train to take me to the pussy getting place
[00:21:15] We have to fear is never getting pussy and also I'm gay
[00:21:24] Fighting the Nazis. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go suck con
[00:21:31] I'm in a wheelchair because my asshole was blown out
[00:21:35] December 7th 1941 a day that will live in my ass
[00:21:41] Oh, sorry infamy in infamy infamy a day. They will live inside tony
[00:21:47] Oh, I've set a slip of the tongue. I fuck a man named Tony and welcome to my fireside jets
[00:21:59] What are you wearing? Only the hot guys telegram in did anyone why watch maybe just the monologue
[00:22:06] And then that was it for me. I haven't I haven't watched SNL in years
[00:22:11] But I thought I'd check out the bill birthing because everyone was talking about it
[00:22:28] It was actually why unbelievable you got black people out on the streets acting like fucking monkeys
[00:22:41] White women you know what we should do is let the cops rape white women to death
[00:22:47] That'll fucking straighten them out that'll show them that'll show that's what we need
[00:22:52] We need we need to fire all the cops and give them jobs
[00:22:58] Oh what you want a latte? How about a fucking gun than your cunt?
[00:23:05] Well, that's pretty funny ladies and gentlemen imagine dragons
[00:23:19] Dragon looks so cool. I wish they got fire. I feel like I am one
[00:23:25] I'm a baller dragon. I'm a dragon diggers huge
[00:23:29] Gaze shit because I feel like the next step is letting me be a dragon
[00:23:37] Only because I'm a little gonna become trans dragon because I'm gonna tell people I'm a dragon if they say I'm not they'll go to jail
[00:23:46] Oh Jesus that was brutal. Yeah, we should see those guys you call this fucking music
[00:23:56] Back in my day music was it was pretty good man
[00:24:02] George curse when I was the kind of music you could listen to it Boston
[00:24:09] When I was growing up in New York the only fucking music you had
[00:24:18] We should rape every white woman. Yeah, I didn't why I didn't watch the bill bird
[00:24:22] I didn't watch the weather. I don't know what it was. I didn't actually
[00:24:26] I'm sure it was knowing bill bure. I'm sure it was two things one very funny and well done and be things people
[00:24:38] I don't know I I wanted to watch I just didn't do it because
[00:24:43] What did I do instead yesterday? Oh, I watched the finals. I watched the basketball as did I
[00:24:52] Congrats. Thank you. How'd that go? The Lakers won my get my boys won the Lakers won and Adam
[00:25:03] LeBron got his fourth ring and I can finally say it. I'm an actively homosexual man
[00:25:10] You are a little green or a little green pants. They're not gay bro. Aren't they Nick? Come on. They are no there's
[00:25:23] Sovros I was gonna invite you to the outlet malls tomorrow to get winter stuff, but you're you're not allowed where
[00:25:30] I don't know like north of the city in jwairsey in the joy. I live in no joy
[00:25:41] Finally never tell you when I worked at like that cell phone kiosk or whatever
[00:25:47] There's a lot of the legals that would come in and you could run a credit check with no sos because a lot of them didn't have so
[00:25:54] You could get around it with sprint. There was a good way to not require it respect
[00:26:00] You know, they would have to like fill out a card with their information
[00:26:03] And this uh, there was like a legal guy there and I was like writing it down for him
[00:26:07] And I was like where he lived and he was like ijamesville
[00:26:18] I put i put down luiam'sville because it was like there's no way that that's right
[00:26:23] I was like this is just fucking he's like I live in ijamesville
[00:26:26] And i'm like can you write it down and you wrote it down as ijames
[00:26:31] S vi like there's just no yeah, this guy doesn't know where he lives
[00:26:36] I'm like fuck. I guess i'll rip him off. All right. It's gonna be $400 for this next tell
[00:26:41] Well, it was so funny about those guys is they would all come and get a 30s or whatever and you'd be like well
[00:26:46] Without a soldier it's a 150 deposit the phone's like $300, you know and then like you pay your like a portion of your first
[00:26:52] I forget because it used to be fucking expensive. Yeah, they'd be like, okay, and then they would pull out a lot of cash
[00:27:07] There's like travel with all their money
[00:27:10] Like it's medieval time. Yeah. Yeah in a satchel filled with rubies. Yeah, he throws him out
[00:27:16] And so i just talk it in my quiver and then i just dance away to the forest
[00:27:29] And a wonderful day to you mr. mexican. Yeah
[00:27:32] Thank you mr. Weezard. Thank you a weezard told my morning body gave me a phone
[00:27:38] Okay, yeah, we've got a lot of calls about this
[00:27:50] I feel fucking what it is every time I go out on the road. I'm like, what if I get corona here
[00:27:56] You'd probably be fine. I mean trump kind of single-handedly proved that the disease is fake
[00:28:01] All you need is massive amounts of steroids. Mm-hmm. You would they give me steroids?
[00:28:05] You know, I was laughing about you in a helicopter to the hospital
[00:28:08] You know, there's like workout the protein bars or whatever
[00:28:11] Like just like a shirtless bodybuilder answering the door on halloween and giving them out to kids
[00:28:17] Like all right stay strong keep lifting. Yeah, bro. Oh, what do you a witch?
[00:28:27] I'm trying to get fucking jacked those fucking tastes because they got candy bar tasting one, dude
[00:28:32] It feels like they're all candy bar tasting my favorite one is i get them pretty often the met rx
[00:28:37] Uh the peanut with the fucking pretzel peanut butter pretzel is good
[00:28:40] But the the apple pie one is apple pie one is fucking
[00:28:44] I don't know about the apple pie one. It's fire the shitty ones because I used to get that big like
[00:28:51] Yeah from the bodega because that used to be the one that was always around
[00:28:55] And that was fine, but the pretzel one is a mess one's very good. The cookie dough one is like all right
[00:29:00] This isn't cookie though. Yeah. Yeah, how many grams protein like 30? It's like yeah somewhere in that 20 or 30
[00:29:06] Yeah, i'm trying to eat fucking protein get fucking yoked
[00:29:11] Yeah, wait if I get corona, will they give me steroids and then i'll lift through it?
[00:29:14] I went to joe shang. Hi. Yeah, they will. I got I got some shalom bow
[00:29:19] Oh, yeah, I was asking the guy. I was like, you know, I was like making conversation with the waiter in chinese. No, oh, that's
[00:29:34] I was like, where'd like I was like, can I get like pigskin around here to try and make this myself?
[00:29:38] And they were like, oh, you can't do it. They're like, it's too hard
[00:29:42] You might have a lot of that dude. I love chinese people. Yeah, they're like no
[00:29:45] Yeah, they're like, no, no, you can't do it and they're not even trying to be mean
[00:29:48] They're just like they're saving you time. Yeah, they're like no, you can't do it wait pigskin
[00:29:53] Yeah, the way you make that shit is like you have to you like
[00:29:57] I get I don't know if the word is render, but you look boil pigskin
[00:30:01] Yeah, you rent you render the fat but the fat comes chill out in no
[00:30:05] It's the fat the collagen or whatever and then the rest of this shit separates
[00:30:10] So in between the fat and the other shit is the layer of like pork jelly, which is what you need
[00:30:15] Which is like the thing that holds the skin I think on to the oh really like subcutaneous material or something
[00:30:22] But yeah, you have to like make all this pork jelly
[00:30:27] You gotta like freeze it. It's like this whole fucking process
[00:30:31] And then with that then you put like the shit in it and you make like basic
[00:30:34] I think it would be like similar to aspect or something. Okay, and that's what you put in the dumplings
[00:30:38] It's like making a broth basically, but like a very like dead skin
[00:30:45] Yeah, I want some of that. I haven't had that shit in a while. It would be fun to try
[00:30:48] I mean, I'm sure I'd fuck it up but for sure. Yeah, it would be nice
[00:30:52] It would be yeah, it'd be nice after the project
[00:30:54] You just get like some fucking pork broth even if you fuck it up
[00:30:57] Well, no, you can't I mean you could probably make it out of like pork broth and fucking like gelatin powder
[00:31:04] You just have like a shitty or broth. Oh, maybe yeah, I don't know
[00:31:09] Have like looked at the process and be like I want to do that and then I forget about it
[00:31:13] Yeah, it seems like for the amount of time and then the yield for like a personal amount of dumplings
[00:31:19] It's like too much time. Yeah, I know for like it's like
[00:31:26] Anymaker of course, of course you play the fucking guitar and surf. Yeah, you're bad at both of them
[00:31:32] You waste all this time taking lessons. Yeah, you have to go see Sebastian every every three days
[00:31:40] Seb comes in. Yes fucking loosens you off Sebastian
[00:31:44] Sebastian comes over and teaches you how to surf in your bedroom
[00:31:54] Like we're surfing and then I want you to blow on my body is the wind the world
[00:31:58] And this will this will show me that you know what the wind is doing to your body
[00:32:03] So I put your tongue on my body where the water would be
[00:32:08] Because you have to to understand the ocean you have to understand the water is yourself
[00:32:13] It's in your head. You have to be the water. Put my penis in your mouth and what part of my body would be underwater
[00:32:24] Until I come in your mouth and then I'll leave
[00:32:30] He's a really he's really awesome. He's an outside the box. Yeah, you have you seen improvements?
[00:32:38] Just Fabio smiling on a flyer in like a coffee shop in Brooklyn with his number the surfing lessons with Sebastian
[00:32:48] Yeah, if you had the psycho surfing instructor's penis Adam would it be a guy with long blonde Harry would you say?
[00:32:53] Yeah, like girl hair. Yeah, because it would be like a girl basically. Well, yeah, I mean he'd still be more dominant than me
[00:33:00] But it'd be girlier when you're getting lessons from him. He can't be more. Yeah, he's the teacher. Yeah, exactly
[00:33:08] But yeah, he would have gorgeous hair of course
[00:33:11] Yeah, because in my case I wouldn't have sex with I wouldn't suck a man's penis personally
[00:33:16] All right, I wouldn't even go surfing I would pick a woman
[00:33:22] But I couldn't have a woman. I would engage in all the elements of surf culture like living in the sewers and eating pizza
[00:33:27] Yeah, but I would never go surfing itself
[00:33:32] Dude they had a nice fucking setup in the sewer
[00:33:37] We've talked about it before but it is so bizarre that one of them is like a california surfer and the other one's like just a guy from like Bayridge
[00:33:47] Yeah, well radical a pizza. Mm-hmm. Yeah, what are we doing for dinner another fucking pizza again?
[00:33:53] I could do a pie. Yeah, my little my little brothers from fucking Venice Beach
[00:34:01] I'm from Gravesend and our other brothers just doing math like a phone call
[00:34:07] He's the Jewish one of them should have been Midwestern. I mean it makes as much sense
[00:34:11] Yeah, I made ones in california surfer ones the guy from deep brooklyn. Yep, the other ones uh, you know
[00:34:21] Like some fucking shredder or splinters Japanese. Mm-hmm. And so you got an easier dad
[00:34:27] You need a southern one. Yeah, there should be a southern. Yeah, southern uh, ninja turtle, but kids love fucking caliber
[00:34:37] I'm just saying if we go above ground and we fight crime we should focus on a specific type of crime
[00:34:44] I'm not gonna say what but I've got a map here and I've highlighted neighborhoods
[00:34:50] That I identify as a problem. I think we've got some problem some a type of this on this crime has to stop this area that I like to call black harlem
[00:35:00] Also known as the heart of darkness. Hmm. We're diving into the heart of darkness. Mm-hmm
[00:35:14] No, let the fucking ninjas do whatever they want. Mm-hmm. We've got bigger. I'm not worried about the foot clan
[00:35:22] Okay, a lot of those guys went into the towers
[00:35:24] A lot of those guys are the first ones into the tower helping people out
[00:35:32] My concern is the gods disciples is the stone family the black gorilla family
[00:35:49] Yeah, we gotta leave the organized crime out of it. Yeah. Hey vinnie. We got a problem with uh, these turtles are busting up operations
[00:35:57] Now don't worry about him. I cousin rafael is
[00:36:01] Am I cousin rafael is like some giant faggot fucking turtle or something
[00:36:06] Now you just pay them off. They live a they live in garbage. You just fucking get them. I just give him pizza
[00:36:10] Send him a fucking pizza pie once a week
[00:36:12] You know they lay off. I mean worst case scenario. What do they got a couple of fucking daggers? You just shoot him in the head
[00:36:21] No, do any members of the foot clan ever have a gun?
[00:36:26] It would be funny to see like it is the turtles confronting like some old Italian guy in a tracksuit and then just getting shot in the head
[00:36:35] Yeah, what the hell is this some kind of fucking boo
[00:36:38] I think Mikey. I think it's a turtle. I think he said ninja
[00:36:45] Not the other one. What the fuck is this ninjas?
[00:36:48] What are they got? They got green ninja
[00:36:54] We thought the other oh, we're sorry for shooting your friend. Oh my we thought they were a different kind
[00:37:00] We thought it was the worst type of turtle you could be
[00:37:08] Well, you said you don't mind if we make soup out of them. Do you? Yeah, listen, we're gonna eat them
[00:37:16] Hey, hey, Paul. You know, we shoot them. Why don't we turn them in the sun? I can make a summer night
[00:37:24] What the fuck is the matter what you always want to eat the people we kill
[00:37:28] No, they're not all of them only the ones that are you know like a turtle or a rat
[00:37:33] I'm kind of anthropomorphic thing. So kind of yeah, it's got to be like a dog or a street shark
[00:37:41] One time I ate a Chinese guy by mistake
[00:37:46] One time I make everybody fucking a slug at each from a from a Chinese guy and then it's all
[00:37:51] Of any loves eating people you never stop busting my balls one time. I made Chinese and McGai and me balls
[00:37:58] What be just because I served everybody the little mermaids pussy
[00:38:10] And they saying I'm all fucking cannibal
[00:38:14] I didn't think she had a pussy it was supposed to be all fish from the ways down
[00:38:19] We're doing it. We're doing for Sanjana. I'm serving up ninja turtle bikamai framas street sharks
[00:38:32] Yeah, they make the banana they make the banana feeling fresh the order
[00:38:36] So the pajamas they bake days in advance, but when you order them, that's when they put the banana in there
[00:38:48] Would love a giant fucking bananas fucking split right? I would eat more of the bananas in pajamas for sure
[00:38:54] Absolutely. You know what that thought never crossed my mind as a child what eating them eating them because I guess because bananas aren't delicious enough
[00:39:01] I love bananas. I love that banana. I get banana every morning. I go to the bodega. I get a coffee in a banana
[00:39:07] I like a banana. I'm just saying as a child. It didn't fucking grab me
[00:39:11] You know what I haven't had in years the banana pudding with the cookies on it
[00:39:14] That's good shit. That is a great fake banana. Oh, I just almost I went to another level when you said that
[00:39:24] Banana pudding the little mille away from the way from our own. Yeah, so good
[00:39:29] When I first had that shit my mom didn't like fake like fake stuff. I guess I was pissed
[00:39:35] I love the fake banana. So goddamn much. Yeah, I loved the mille wafers too
[00:39:41] Maybe we'll do that after this. We'll have pudding pudding would be nice
[00:39:45] Hold hands on the ferris wheel and have putting
[00:39:50] That's the thing a lot of people listen to show they realize we're just like normal guys
[00:40:01] Troft putting a bunch of pudding and we say slip the guy
[00:40:06] Seven dollars down at the bottom and say can you stop it when we're at the top?
[00:40:14] Guys like no problem boss. We're just happy to have colon up coney island back up and running
[00:40:24] We want to be somewhere safe we can shout the n-word technically in New York City, burrow
[00:40:33] That's how you get into Staten Island. Mm-hmm. That's the toll you can either use easy pass or shout the n-word at easy
[00:40:39] At the fucking at the guy. Shallen dude. Yeah
[00:40:44] Shallen liquid swords. I've only been literally there one time. It was pretty fucking coney island
[00:40:51] Staten Island. Oh, sad. How have you only been there once? I don't know what to get pizza
[00:40:56] Oh, was it you driven over the verus? I got Italian food in Staten Island was fucking atrocious
[00:41:04] There's nothing good the pizza was fine. If you want you go to Spamoni Gardens
[00:41:08] You don't have to go as far as you on Staten Island. I'm a hit I'm gonna hit Spamoni
[00:41:12] You know the owner got murdered. Yeah, like a decade ago. No like last year. No, it was a while ago
[00:41:18] There was a hit and and also the money go on the other was mobbed up. Yeah, the other pizza shop
[00:41:27] Fuck the other famous one debaupt the pages shut down because of like years of tax evasion. Oh, yeah
[00:41:33] Um the binachios what it's yeah, it's in Brooklyn as well. I'm forgetting the name right now
[00:41:39] But whatever damn I'm now I got a handkerchief. I did my little
[00:41:47] Damn, it's I I'm fucking I might like see if I can rent a house and like debroklin for like a month
[00:41:54] Just live there dude. Yeah, just see what it's like. Yeah, cuz I think you think I got think about like buying a house down there
[00:42:00] Sometimes you know because it's close how much is a house though? It's still like
[00:42:05] $700,000. It's going down and it will I mean it will like yeah, that's the thing it'll go down
[00:42:11] That's the play right now. Yeah, everything seems to be the same like I was looking at apartments
[00:42:15] Everything's the same price. I think when it gets cold. I think the prices are gonna drop. Okay, if there's a lockdown especially
[00:42:22] Yeah, I mean what you got to wait for is until the the because they're not gonna they're not gonna forgive rent
[00:42:27] They're just gonna keep post aiding the sick of fiction thing
[00:42:30] And then when when the the eviction courts open back up, there's gonna it's gonna like just fuck all these like
[00:42:38] Small-time landlords are hard-working landlords. Um, well, I mean in the grand scheme of things
[00:42:44] It's like you have small landlords that are real real fuck over and then you have like big firms that can sit on a vacancy forever
[00:42:52] Yeah, and they just write it off on their fucking taxes. Yeah, the people that are like oh, this is this is gonna
[00:42:57] Fuck over landlords. It'd be good. It's like well the kind of landlords that'll actually rent you a place to live
[00:43:01] Yeah, what new york is gonna be it's gonna be all vacancies
[00:43:05] Rent will like go up because it'll be higher risk to rent to people
[00:43:09] And then you're all you're gonna need like 40 times rent a fucking guarantor and the city's gonna become even more only for transplants that have like parents
[00:43:16] They can fucking like sign the lease for yeah
[00:43:18] The people that you that'll just like meet with you and you can explain that you don't have
[00:43:23] That you know whatever your job is those guys are gone also what's probably going to happen is like
[00:43:30] Like plenty of businesses are like we don't need office space anymore
[00:43:33] But you do and you're gonna need to have a separate-from-home work workspace
[00:43:38] Where like that's going to either look out on a resume or that's what they want to fucking hear
[00:43:41] So it's gonna be another expense to even having a job you're gonna basically function
[00:43:45] As a fucking independent contractor. So not only will you need to be able to afford like a place to live in New York City
[00:43:51] You're gonna need to be able to afford an office or you won't be able to get the job
[00:43:54] Which will make it even more cost prohibitive for people to be that would be insane it will happen
[00:44:00] It will absolutely happen where they're like well
[00:44:02] We really don't want people that are like working from home all the time
[00:44:05] So what a lot of people do is they either rent a we work or you know
[00:44:08] Their own office and they go push the cost of that to just they'll just push all the cost of that to employees
[00:44:14] And then like they'll probably be lawsuits for people try to get themselves like reclassified as independent contractors because that's what they are
[00:44:20] But ultimately it'll be a trend like this whole idea that like any of these moves will work to reset
[00:44:26] New York or make it like a fucking place. That's not cost prohibitive is like completely misco
[00:44:31] It's just gonna make it so that even more so now the barrier entry is is raised
[00:44:37] And like maybe the cost of living in terms of that shit happens people won't fucking live here
[00:44:42] No, that mean it has people go where there's jobs. That's why the majority of people are in New York anyways
[00:44:47] I mean it's like the cultural aspects of New York. I does have some appeal for sure
[00:44:51] There's nightlife and stuff or whatever
[00:44:53] But like just as stupid as it is as it is as it is to say that
[00:44:58] Like the subtraction of those things is the reason people are gonna leave like people aren't gonna leave New York
[00:45:03] Because bars are closed. They're also won't really come here because of those things. It's I think over time. That's I don't know
[00:45:10] I think plenty of people fucking like we moved here because we want to do comedy
[00:45:14] But dude, there's a lot of motherfuckers with no aspirations for any of the culture like a lot of my friend
[00:45:19] Like elders moved here because he was a fucking fat bearded guy
[00:45:23] Like he's the coolest people in their shitty towns all come to Brooklyn to get pussy there
[00:45:28] It's like there. We need to move here specifically for pussy. There's also job opportunities
[00:45:32] It was mostly like there's professional and social opportunities in New York
[00:45:36] They have some bluster. He also had friends. Yeah, I don't I don't think that'll go away though
[00:45:41] Really? Yeah, you know, but I mean it's overall it's not gonna be the driving force that brings people in New York
[00:45:45] But I also don't think that like you may you look at big firms. They're all betting on there
[00:45:51] Are they rented out the rest of like the the post office on 8th Avenue? Yeah, like there's there's there's plenty of heads Facebook now
[00:45:58] Yeah, basically the whole thing that sucks
[00:46:01] By by the train station. Yeah, but anyways rents will come down
[00:46:05] But not enough to offset the cost that like
[00:46:07] Whatever future middle class there is in New York will like have to pay and probably like work from home space or something
[00:46:14] Whatever cost get just offloaded on to employees
[00:46:21] I'm trying to stay here. Yeah, we should move to Bay Ridge
[00:46:25] That's the other thing too. It's like everybody, you know
[00:46:26] There was a dumb article about like oh well, New York's dead because now everybody can work from home
[00:46:31] But like think about yourself and how you feel and how the other people you feel and everyone's like fucking
[00:46:36] Salivating waiting for an opportunity for like a cheap apartment, right?
[00:46:39] Everybody's doing that, you know, nobody in New York is like fucking like the idea
[00:46:44] Other people are like fleeing the city. It's not happening. It's rich people that already had another fucking place. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:46:49] Yeah, they're just getting an upstate house. I mean, I think some people are moving some people that probably were gonna move out
[00:46:55] Anyway, it might have like push them over there. I'll spend it up a little bit. But yeah, I think you're right
[00:47:00] I don't know dude. I'm gonna be eating zah
[00:47:02] New York will outlive the United States. Yeah
[00:47:07] Like it's not there's going there's always going to be in New York City. They're still a fucking Rome
[00:47:11] Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, are you gonna go to that city a great great cities will stick around?
[00:47:16] Italian people have no respect anywhere you go in the entire world
[00:47:22] But you can go live in that town and get a slice of pizza pie with one of your turtle paws
[00:47:26] You can go harass a woman on her honeymoon. That's for sure
[00:47:29] Uh-huh. Hey, let's show me your pose. You could go ride a Vespa with your boyfriend. Oh, that would be awesome
[00:47:37] Strong arms like we're we're going on the trip Adam. Where are we going to the beach learn how to surf? No the bathroom at the club
[00:47:45] You have to learn a diff this this still
[00:47:52] Before you go there and you're now on step three getting aids in the bathroom of the discotheque
[00:47:58] It's not a death sentence anymore guys. It's not funny. It's not a death sentence
[00:48:03] You can live with I was thinking about that wouldn't that be?
[00:48:06] I guess like I guess it wouldn't be that annoying because somebody told me that they're like
[00:48:11] Somebody like a friend of a friend had a grandfather that's been secretly gay this whole time and got aids like as an old man
[00:48:20] Yeah, he seems fine. I don't know what in a nursing home
[00:48:23] No, I think you just suck it in fucking on the on the like sneak
[00:48:26] Mm-hmm. He had like a friend that would he would fuck all the time
[00:48:30] But he's probably done that for years. Are you still allowed to say that AIDS is not a death sentence?
[00:48:34] Is that okay to say is that against you?
[00:48:40] Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, so I don't know if that like recolors
[00:48:43] I think the part I think it's a little bit age a little bit more sensitive about
[00:48:47] Less sensitive about AIDS right now. Oh, it's harder to get AIDS
[00:48:55] Mm-hmm, but you'd have to get you'd have to get plowed
[00:48:59] Yeah, right it's you could even get it by fucking you have to get fucked most the transmission rate for
[00:49:05] Fucking someone with AIDS is much lower than being fucked. Yeah. Well, if AIDS grows out of HIV
[00:49:12] It's like like basically the way the doctors say it is HIV is like having ass caterpillars
[00:49:22] And then that's actually what caused the crisis is the original like the you know during
[00:49:38] A lot of the gay people are getting a ash butterflies
[00:49:43] And they were all like I want to ask butterflies. That sounds great
[00:49:47] Uh, we're moving to New York and getting ass butterflies
[00:49:51] You're getting lofts and doing installations and getting ass butterflies
[00:50:00] That ass are you getting AIDS tatters you have ass butterflies
[00:50:09] What are you doing today Dennis? I'm gonna go abuse that mentally unstable old man next door
[00:50:14] All right, don't get ass butterflies. Okay, don't uh, don't get molested by make sure you don't get ass butterflies from
[00:50:23] Did you think you were gonna get AIDS the first time you fucked? No, I did. Oh scared
[00:50:29] Yeah, I didn't make it in like high school before I fucked i'm never worried about getting AIDS from fucking never no
[00:50:37] I don't know dude. I guess propaganda fucking getting scared
[00:50:40] Mm-hmm. I just fucked up and called the propaganda. You're 11, huh?
[00:50:45] Yeah, when you were 11. I was 11. I was like propaganda propaganda. Don't fuck the state propaganda state was trying to keep me
[00:50:52] Not horny. I was scared dude. I was scared to fuck
[00:50:56] For multiple reasons. I thought I was gonna get STDs. I was also scared. I don't know. I was scared
[00:51:00] I had no idea what a pussy was like. I was scared of less rational kids. We gotta talk about FATDS
[00:51:05] Yes, um, you mean fat titties? Yes, michael. I do
[00:51:10] You trying to be funny? I got something you can be funny on right here
[00:51:18] Is that funny to you? Is that funny? That's what a grown man's penis looks like
[00:51:32] As you know, uh, mrs. Edens is out for the day. So I principle de Blasio will be teaching health class
[00:51:40] Everybody go ahead and let me see your penis. Yeah, let's uh, let's all go around and say how far we've gone sexually
[00:51:48] Let's start with mike. Um, I've kissed yeah me too. I've done that
[00:51:54] Um, sarah, I've done nothing. Yeah, right. That's not what I heard. That's not what everybody
[00:51:58] Uh, Richard your turn. Um, I fuck sarah. I finger to girl over the summer. Yeah, I've done
[00:52:06] Oh, yeah over the summer. Yeah, me too doesn't feel good. It feels good. I love it
[00:52:11] I love the way a pussy feels on my fingers
[00:52:13] My fingers it's so hot. I love put all five of my fingers
[00:52:20] And that's what makes women fall in love with you
[00:52:23] What you have to do is do the okay side inside of a woman's pussy. Yeah
[00:52:27] Uh, okay, Jeremiah my aunt suck my dick
[00:52:43] Looks like we got a fucking freak in the class. Let's all make fun of him. That's all you
[00:52:50] Yeah, he's just like picking his desk up and scooting
[00:52:56] Everyone move away from him away. He got his dick. So he's on. He's on that's so gross
[00:53:05] Fuck you the vice principal comes in. Uh, we have our staff meeting is shut up. You fucking pig
[00:53:15] I'm in this classroom. I'm a fucking student. Don't ever come in here and treat me like a colleague
[00:53:26] Excuse me students. How was that was that good? Do you think they believed it? Do you think that I look cool?
[00:53:33] You gotta stop doing this bill. What the fuck is going on three students in the art class killed themselves last week
[00:53:39] After you made them draw pictures of their parents tits
[00:53:44] Said draw let's it would be funny if we all drew picture of mica's mom's t her big tits
[00:53:53] You said that's how his head got so filled with with it's got water. It's milk from his mom's big retard tits
[00:54:02] Half the special education students are dead because we've been bullying them
[00:54:05] I'm trying to get the girls to like me dude. I just dropped. I'm not no. I swear to god. It was one time
[00:54:15] If they think i'm cool if the girls want to fuck me it takes a power away from the male boys
[00:54:22] And then I can finally achieve communism
[00:54:29] We'll finally be able to achieve socialism the way our great leader
[00:54:36] When I founded this school when I killed the last principal and his family and I took change to the net
[00:54:44] At butthole elementary school. It used to be ash butterfly elementary school
[00:54:50] Anyways, I gotta get back to class. I think Jessica was
[00:54:52] I get I'm getting a vibe from that girl dude. I'm gonna tell everyone she got an abortion so she feels pressure
[00:55:03] I'm gonna I'm gonna put a gun to her head and tell it
[00:55:07] I was like in next semester. I'm gonna be this I'm gonna be the freak
[00:55:11] I'm gonna be the i'm gonna be this kid jeremai. He said his aunt sucked his
[00:55:16] I'm gonna reinvent myself is the jeremai of the school
[00:55:19] I just recently I read a book called the new kid by djqualls
[00:55:26] Yeah, that's a movie. That's not a book. What do you mean? It's it's not a book. It's a movie
[00:55:32] I'm not sure intellectually. Yeah, I it's a novel. I read it
[00:55:36] It's maybe you don't understand because you don't read but it's a novel and I read it and
[00:55:44] It's an interesting story. It's very similar to the ugly duckling and where there's the character who everyone thinks
[00:55:49] Is a loser, but then he makes friends with people in prison who convinced everyone that he's a rapist
[00:55:59] Is like around a corner. What's the what is the premise of that movie?
[00:56:06] That like it's like this guy's a fag and so now he's going to a new school
[00:56:10] He's gonna he's gonna he's gonna impress everyone by being
[00:56:14] Fuck I did by trying the thing that every other freakid. Yeah, it does not get a good
[00:56:20] Hat pumpkin scary. Yeah, I'm gonna embrace Halloween. Oh, it was Eddie Griffin is the salut
[00:56:28] He finds like a pimp to teach him how to be black man teach him how to be cool and he gets pussy from a lot of what is Eddie Griffin's
[00:56:35] That he works at the school or he he's just a guy off the street. He goes to prison right Nick
[00:56:40] Doesn't that have it opens for some reason? I think so. I guess I I've actually never read the book
[00:56:47] I want like I've said I've jacked off to Elijah Dushka in that movie quite a bit
[00:56:51] But I don't remember I jacked off to her in the one where she's a porn star. Which that one the girl next door
[00:56:58] That's not her. That's oh no. That's like a cuthbert. Oh, okay. Same same not same at all
[00:57:03] One's like a lisha cuthbert. One's like a blonde Elijah's toothpaste brown
[00:57:08] You know, I used to jack all the time too is that seen in Mona Lisa smile where Oliver Platt tells you la Roberts. He loves her
[00:57:17] Yeah, I used to fuck it just joke I could every time I would come so hard the way he was just
[00:57:24] The way he just like admits to it and you know it you know, it's coming and then she just like doesn't know how to deal with it
[00:57:29] Dude, I just not so hard bust to that shit dude. I don't even know if that happens in that movie. See you in that matter. I don't never see that every
[00:57:38] Yeah, what is Mona Lisa smile about mine? It's about a bitch something how to stop having a resting bitch
[00:57:44] Yeah, so being a bitch because I'm being a bitch start smiling start sucking dick. There's a decade
[00:57:49] Bitch there was a decade where like all of all of cinema was just fucking like oh white women. They need a vacation. Yeah
[00:57:56] Mmm under the Tuscan Sun. Mmm. Is that a white woman?
[00:58:01] I am laying bunch of yaya bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, sister pants
[00:58:06] Dude, you sisterhood of yaya is told by Raphael from the
[00:58:13] Yeah, what is this like a fucking broad or something?
[00:58:17] Yeah, once you come inside my shell. I'll show you how she
[00:58:20] How turtles do it show you turtles cock. I was here if you catch if you get what I'm saying
[00:58:27] Yeah, T this guy's so gay probably has sex with guys
[00:58:31] As you when I said I eat fucks guy Paulie that you could have been a fucking you could have been a witcher Lewis
[00:58:39] Paul you could been fucking rich and loose. It's funny. He's guy ever. That's one funny thing that you already said he said this guy's a fucking fag
[00:58:48] What a good joke. That's what I'm fighting his things. I'm gonna hurt. That's Lewis level. That's fucking that's yeah
[00:58:54] That's the way that's the way Frank Sinatra would tell jokes
[00:58:58] Back when Frank would come out and he would do comedy
[00:59:01] And before he would sing when men were man he would do bitch. Yeah to warm up the crowd
[00:59:10] That's what yeah, I would have loved to have lived in the 50s and 60s
[00:59:14] Just be a guy that just smokes constantly. Yep. And your job is like saying things while people eat dinner
[00:59:20] Be at the copa. Yeah. Yeah, it's being like it's beautiful night here. Good to see you folks. Your wife has large breasts
[00:59:34] Yes, there was guys like that in every city. Yeah
[00:59:37] And also just like the way you got like a show
[00:59:40] You were just a like Johnny Carson was like a comedian. He was just a guy who would like read the news and
[00:59:47] Get his dick sucked by other guys. Anyway, it looks like um
[00:59:51] We have shit is it time to get on yeah, we have that reservation. It's a recipe. We have the reservation at um
[00:59:57] We're getting a couple's massage for three madam to saw
[01:00:03] We're they're letting us fuck the fuck off the john
[01:00:06] Wax, yeah, I'm gonna we're gonna fuck dick holes into Morgan Freeman's wax mouth
[01:00:14] It's a skull fuck freedom just him with a fucking hole over his mouth is welcome to madam to size
[01:00:27] Well, no one's on the no-head madam to size. Well, really hemorrhaging money after the pandemic
[01:00:32] COVID destroyed the industry we're gonna only wait to save it as by sucking cock
[01:00:44] My fellow americans tonight will be one of the gayest nights in american history
[01:00:51] Your president me we forced a sock cock at madam to size
[01:00:58] Whoo we will prevail you say you say he might have been one of the worst movie presidents of all time
[01:01:09] Yeah, he was vice president also in like olympus is falling
[01:01:15] Oh those kickass dude really yeah, they're very good
[01:01:21] He's such a funny guy to be an actor because he's like
[01:01:24] jr. Art butler well, it's so funny because 300 came out and they're like people are like how
[01:01:29] How did he get in shape for the movie and then they find out like oh he didn't
[01:01:33] Really it was all she's not like CGI and then he just looks like shit all the time
[01:01:38] It's like one of the shittiest bodies of all time. He was ripped for 300
[01:01:42] Maybe they put him on like after that he did get fat. Yeah. Yeah respect which respect of course
[01:01:48] Well, basically the president gets took in yeah, and then jr. Art butler has to get him back
[01:01:53] Yeah, somebody has took in my ass. They have all fucked me
[01:01:57] That the the buja ha dine has fucked my mojo ha dine has fucked me in my
[01:02:11] We interrupt this broadcast the president