Cum Town | Premium | 11/01/2020
[00:00:09] Fuck my it's a rainy afternoon here in Brooklyn, New York
[00:00:13] Brooklyn, New York City home of the home of the guys who fucking
[00:00:19] Who came over there you better math here. Yeah, yeah
[00:00:21] It's a bunch of Jewish guys who came over at during the Holocaust
[00:00:31] You know what I found out because I'm reading a little history of England
[00:00:36] That they were not very kind to Jews in the 1200s. Oh, yeah, what was the like King Henry?
[00:00:42] I believe the first or the third he made them where he was ahead of the curve
[00:00:46] He made them wear little patches little yellow patches. Let's see owed all this money to this guy
[00:00:53] I remember his like Norman of Lincoln. Yeah, so exactly literally. Yeah, it was this Jewish guy that just like just
[00:01:00] He was like he was the first Jewish guy base. Yes. Yes. Yes. He the King owed him like millions of dollars
[00:01:05] Yes, and other guys, and like he he overextended himself
[00:01:08] Yeah, so the most powerful barons and the Kings all owed him money and they're like, oh, it's actually illegal to be Jewish
[00:01:16] Well, they got him there. Yeah Norman. What was Norman of Lincoln? That's right. Mm-hmm
[00:01:22] They didn't touch too much on him, but yeah, and then the Queen before got rich by basically just executing Jews and stealing their money
[00:01:30] It was kind of an easy way to get get a nice quick dollar not a bad system
[00:01:36] Because I guess they were the only ones allowed to to change money or something. Yes, that's right
[00:01:42] They were kept out of other industries well
[00:01:45] They there was one there was one time when they tried to give Jews farmland. I think in Spain
[00:01:50] Mm-hmm, and it didn't work at all. They're like ow
[00:01:52] Yeah, I don't want to plow that's a jury they came back six months later and the animals were living in the house
[00:01:59] And the Jews were out in the field naked
[00:02:15] The dudes were like we haven't eaten for weeks they beat us fair and square well my bedroom was taken over by a rat and his family
[00:02:28] I was beaten up by a goose and several raccoons
[00:02:36] That's wild man how old anti-Semitism is yeah, I wonder how they dress a lot of people's like it's like romance, you know goes back
[00:02:46] It's everybody understands us beautiful something in your heart the merchants right every aspect of that story you can relate to yes
[00:02:53] Yes, absolutely shy lock it is come up and
[00:02:59] Absolutely a beautiful tale as old as time. He's in my opinion the good guy
[00:03:05] So that's where we get the phrase shy lock from from Shakespeare. Yeah, that's right. Yeah Wow
[00:03:10] He's so influential that even mobsters call their loan sharking business their shy lock. Oh well mobsters are obsessed with shakes
[00:03:21] Yeah, I thought it was pretty gay until I saw his picture in 10th grade of him wearing sunglasses
[00:03:30] Learning's actually fucking cool, and it's doing drugs. That's gay
[00:03:42] Absolutely pussy with dude in every one of those movies where it's like you're they're teaching like a
[00:03:51] Like inner city like bad kids. They're always like wraps you all you like the rhyming singlets you like hip-hop
[00:03:58] Well, maybe you get into the original OG old Billy Shakespeare. That's right. Yeah, who he was lying right?
[00:04:06] He stole his shit. The levels good at him
[00:04:08] They they look like they're at the level they need to be yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:04:16] We're at zero. Yeah, are we recording? Oh, yeah, we're we got some great stuff
[00:04:21] We've been on for a minute in 22 seconds. Let me move you over here and do a little double check arena
[00:04:27] Let's go ahead and do the double check on Adam's work. I did I set everything up. I formatted the SD card
[00:04:33] Don't suck. Don't tell people how works. I'm not gonna tell them the secret to the formula
[00:04:43] Yeah, didn't be don't be able to say Shakespeare lies and he didn't
[00:04:47] Play drives to stories, but I think he still wrote the play his boyfriend Chuck and he was gay, right? Yeah, I knew it
[00:04:55] Yeah, some people say Shakespeare was like a bunch of guys too. I think like a conglomerate like anonymous
[00:05:01] Club kid scene of the early 90s sort of the party monster
[00:05:08] Repeat people were getting pussy. He was a Kaiser so say type
[00:05:12] There's Elizabethan and there's Victorian England, right?
[00:05:15] And one of them people were getting pussy and doing wild shit and the other one they weren't I think Victorian
[00:05:20] They weren't getting pussy, but Elizabethan they were getting kind of bit buttoned up, but people were doing for you
[00:05:25] It was 18 hundreds well, maybe earlier than I don't know and then Elizabethan was Shakespeare's age
[00:05:31] They had to Shakespeare. I feel like I heard somewhere that they were getting wild types of pussy back
[00:05:37] I think people have always been getting pussy. Yeah, but there's different more like there's different societies
[00:05:42] Like right now people are doing much more pussy eating and ass eating and all that kind of stuff than they were let's say in the 50s
[00:05:52] People keep running their fucking mouth about it the 40s
[00:05:56] For sure, you go to Taliban, Afghanistan. There's people eating ass. Well, they're eating boys at their their little boys
[00:06:02] I'm saying man. They got wild back in the 50s. Yeah
[00:06:06] They're all rockabilly. No, dude the 40
[00:06:10] In the 20s. Yes. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're saying because that's the roaring 20 the roaring 20 guys
[00:06:15] They would go out to an empty strip and they'd race their cars at the end and we get to the end and suck each other off
[00:06:22] That was the way we're racing for pink. Well, you say pal and they actually put game of chicken and then I
[00:06:27] Will double the odds with a game of gay chicken
[00:06:31] That's what we're racing for pinks man for each other's assholes. Whoever lost. Oh dick. Don't do it
[00:06:37] Stay here with me. I can't dot. I gotta suck this guy's gonna get a second stack to show me
[00:06:42] I gotta show this guy how gay is my second mistake
[00:06:46] You don't understand mm-hmm and people thought that was Paul made in my older brothers
[00:06:51] They all went to the war effort me. What am I doing here? Just being a piece of shit. I gotta prove myself
[00:07:00] One way or the other 1950 directed by Howard Hawks
[00:07:06] So we found a different way to pleasure
[00:07:17] That's right to support the war effort mm-hmm by sucking off the boys at home. That's right
[00:07:23] He went to the bases mm-hmm to suck him off because he was too young to serve mm-hmm
[00:07:29] How about those fucking losers that lied and said they were 18 one of the fucking idiots one of the cuckus
[00:07:37] You're like 12 years old. I mean I can't think of anything gay or sounding than serving your country. Thank you
[00:07:46] It sounds like you're literally one all for your sus for your country on all fours
[00:07:51] You know that post knuckle sam where he's pointing
[00:07:53] Yeah, it sounds like you're on all fours and slowly backing your ass into that finger
[00:07:57] Mm-hmm. That's what's serving your country best believe I would have been back home
[00:08:02] Getting curved by everyone's wife. No, I already said this a couple episodes ago
[00:08:07] I said I'd be fucking everybody's wife cuz I was you medically obese
[00:08:11] You'd be the no you'd you'd both be a war and I'd be too fat and now house everybody's little jokes now if if Uncle Sam were alive today
[00:08:18] He'd probably have covid. Yes in that wild so fucking sure live today be and that's a lot to think about you
[00:08:25] And you wouldn't be able to go see him dude 20 20 one because he's way up there on those stilts, but too
[00:08:44] Just blocking the doctor can't he doctors squeezing by his feet the far end of the room to get around to the other side of the bed
[00:08:51] Mm-hmm like mom just something just make my way over to his chart here his family 2K and Sam
[00:08:57] Abraham Lincoln from the golf course opening his legs. That's right not regular Abraham Lincoln. No
[00:09:03] Not certainly not that's in fact. That's when Barack Obama says that Abraham Lincoln was his hero
[00:09:08] The only thing he knows about Abraham Lincoln is that he opens his legs so let balls pass through them. Yeah, you know when I was a young boy
[00:09:15] I I fell in love with a statue with the golf course
[00:09:19] You're gonna play a pepa golf and there was a man opening his legs and you could put your balls in it
[00:09:25] Between there and I looked at my dad and I said
[00:09:29] That's what I want to be when I grew up and he he looked back at me and he said
[00:09:39] That is Vietnamese dad is my father's he's like a Bantu style
[00:09:45] Vietnamese Vietnam my my my childhood golf course in Kenya
[00:09:54] I did see a picture of young Barry dresses a pirate with his fucking his white mom with her long-ass chin
[00:10:03] Barry was a cute little kid, dude. I'm sure he's a cute guy. He's just a bad guy
[00:10:09] He's got a nice smile. He's cute. Probably lays good pipe if I had to guess
[00:10:15] He seems like he's in good shape for it, especially his age. He plus six. Mm-hmm. You think he he should set himself on fire
[00:10:22] Like the rage against the machine guy. Mm-hmm to stop Donald Trump. You mean the guy in the cover of yeah the monk in Vietnam
[00:10:29] Otherwise known as the range against the machine guy. That's my favorite
[00:10:32] I like I love that like and boat here cuz he did that for some reason right like there was some something so important
[00:10:39] Then that he lit himself on fire and now people are like oh yeah rap rock
[00:10:53] What do you think that guy sounds like that in his regular life?
[00:10:56] Uh, it's an act. I'll roach. Yeah, he's always rapping
[00:11:00] Like he sounds like this. Yeah, sort of you know, that's not even what he sounds like in the music
[00:11:07] Are those who wear forces or whatever. Yeah, those who some of those who wear forces
[00:11:13] Air Force same by the same to burn crosses. That's right. So those who wear air force
[00:11:20] All the same to burn crosses my dick is small. I can't get on
[00:11:25] Fucking your ass in this. How can you dick? Mm-hmm
[00:11:28] The original species cool. You know, I would like to do is
[00:11:32] Is uh a barter with a satchel of baby bell cheeses. Mm-hmm. That's a part of the apocalypse. I'm looking forward to the barter system
[00:11:40] It crossed your belt right me and across roads and woods with a little feather hat on. Yes stockings. Yes, sir
[00:11:51] Getting getting accosted by road agents. Yeah, well, that's that's gonna be me a scally wag
[00:12:00] Depends what mood you catch Nick is he gonna trade with you?
[00:12:04] Is it gonna be a trick and take take all your fucking little baby's
[00:12:08] Your answer has just have some shack in the woods filled with baby bell cheeses
[00:12:13] From before the bottom fella, that's good because those take a while to go bad. I love them
[00:12:18] I'm gonna I'm gonna be a bridge troll and I'm gonna make you play
[00:12:22] Get my riddles. You're gonna be getting fucked in the ass
[00:12:24] No, I'm gonna you're gonna try and get someone to get to do your riddle. None will be like shut the little slap you
[00:12:30] And then you'll bend up. I'm real smart with my riddles
[00:12:33] And then you're just gonna get raped under your own bridge. No, I'm gonna be a classic Jewish bridge troll
[00:12:39] You're too weak to be a troll. You don't have anything to offer them. Did you guys watch?
[00:12:43] Borat too. I did. I watched it too. That's good
[00:12:47] Yeah, I remember getting like a for like a birthday when you're from my aunt
[00:12:50] It was weird because they would never send me anything. It was probably like twice ever. They acknowledged my birthday
[00:12:58] Like a puzzle like some medieval England puzzle
[00:13:02] Which was I forget what it even looked like but
[00:13:05] I'd never done a pot like I sat there and I did it. Oh, yeah, dude
[00:13:09] And uh, I was like wow, this is great. All these like weird these quaffes and the stockings and yep
[00:13:14] This whole world. We're going back. The middle ages rock dude. I'm reading literally. I am reading about it
[00:13:19] It's interesting. What are you reading? I told I'll look it up
[00:13:22] But some kind of fucking history of medieval england the whole the whole the English in their history by tombs
[00:13:29] No, oh who's tombs? I don't know some guy. They wrote a huge book on like when the english. I don't know probably
[00:13:40] I don't know the point is I'm gonna read I'm gonna read some other shit because it doesn't go quite into enough detail for me
[00:13:45] Like it's it's just zoomed right past charlemagne. I'm trying to learn more about that motherfucker. Well, he's got a radio show
[00:13:55] Damn. Yeah, he's actually not he's not a lot of people on this but black people are just um
[00:14:00] They're white people that are hundreds of years old
[00:14:03] That's if you live long enough your skin turns a different color. I did not know that so everyone is born white is what you're saying
[00:14:12] Get their spots until what about the chinese?
[00:14:14] The chinese are that's you know, I mean, we've all seen prometheus
[00:14:25] So if a chinese person lived long enough they would turn into a prometheus alien, but they never do
[00:14:32] It would be funny to do like like an alien movie and then it turns out the engineers only created chinese people and then the rest of us were just
[00:14:42] But the chinese were planted by chinese aliens so they were the original man. Yeah, no we they're they're all good drink poison
[00:15:02] Yeah, well people say octopus is our aliens
[00:15:06] Yeah, people say that because they're so different. Yeah, because they don't have like a central nervous system
[00:15:11] They fuck they're smart, but yet we eat them it seems like we fucking honestly have absolutely wrecked them
[00:15:18] You know talk about octopus is being so smart and shit, but it's like, okay do something bitch. Yeah, let's see them develop civilization
[00:15:27] If an octopus is so smart how come I can't suck my own dick
[00:15:33] Is an animal that is constantly sucking its own dick. I think yeah, do they have cogs they have beaks
[00:15:39] They have beak cogs they they have like mind cogs damn
[00:15:44] Seriously, do they have pussies and dicks? Uh, I have no idea how they procreate
[00:15:48] I'm gonna guess everyone's telling me to watch that
[00:15:52] Netflix movie about the octagon who becomes best friends with an octopus
[00:15:58] That's a movie like that my octopus teacher or something my dad called me about it
[00:16:03] But a couple other people I would never have an octopus as a teacher
[00:16:06] I would only have a Judeo-Christian teacher
[00:16:10] Octopus size are incapable of religion and religion is a precursor to civilization
[00:16:17] It's really hard to kill them like if you're like an octopus fisherman. You have to like spear them and then
[00:16:22] Sato's oof echo that's what they're calling beef beat them against a frock for like two hours
[00:16:27] Yeah, you have to fucking you go hunting with a spear
[00:16:30] It would like that's one thing you do in grease. It's pretty fun. You go fucking hunting octopi with a spear gun
[00:16:39] And then yes, you have to absolutely beat the fuck out of them
[00:16:41] And then to make them eat tender you hang it on a clothesline for a while let it dry out
[00:16:47] Octopus I love grilled octopus. It's really good. It's very good
[00:16:52] Tastes like chicken thigh. Well, it tastes like chicken, but it's like it's a gamey chicken
[00:16:56] I don't understand I think it's maybe I can't taste the subtle difference between octopus and chicken
[00:17:01] Certainly you can I think I'm because remember in seventh grade where they do that that science test where they see who can taste what
[00:17:07] No, no, they had these like strips where your teacher takes you into the closet and he's like to what does this taste like?
[00:17:13] I'm sorry that happened to you, but no, this is like I don't know. I don't know
[00:17:17] Stop wait. I was didn't stop. You can tell your story about
[00:17:21] Happening you have these strips of the you taste and like
[00:17:26] You when they when it tastes gross then you're like you like mark it down or whatever
[00:17:32] And like I guess I have like a diminished or like a I can't really taste very well
[00:17:37] Which is why it's young age from all the six you were smoking. Yeah, which I'll well
[00:17:41] I guess it's like that explains why I'm okay. Just like not being good at cooking
[00:17:46] That's true. You do make some horrific things. Yeah, I mean
[00:17:49] It makes some gruel. I'm sure it tastes it was funny because I just got used to my own cooking
[00:17:55] And then I went to a restaurant and I was like, oh my god. What is this? They're like, so you're eating the napkin
[00:18:06] Yeah compliments to the chef. I mean I kiss his hands
[00:18:11] They're like no that we were in the middle of a pandemic. I'm like, it's too late
[00:18:14] I'm just bargeing into the kitchen to kiss everyone's hands. Hey, you make a make a bit fillet tie in over here
[00:18:23] This is the best napkin I've ever tasted
[00:18:28] Mm beautiful beautiful napkin. Oh, I got oysters the other night. Oh
[00:18:33] Where'd you go someplace in ford green?
[00:18:36] The hostess was real bossy like what because people people will go people either go one of two ways with nobody's like just middle of the road with covid stuff
[00:18:45] Yeah, you know, nobody's like you can wear a mask or not. It's like
[00:18:48] Either like no mask. I have a gun. I'm using the gun against the old president
[00:18:54] This is obama's fault. I'm not wearing the mask
[00:18:56] I'll put the mask on the gun and fire through the mask into his fucking brain. Yes. Great. Now the police are here
[00:19:02] Right. Fuck them except only in this situation every other situation they're heroes
[00:19:10] Yes, we really do selectively love the cops or or you know, like if you know, they're like you put your mask on your racist
[00:19:17] Yeah, you're right. Yeah, sure you have to have your mask on so I get there into the restaurant
[00:19:20] They're like immediately like telling me literally exactly where to stand
[00:19:25] Outside the restaurant to wait to go to the best shit dude like moving me a foot and a half right?
[00:19:31] I you know, so like just to exercise any authority and they're just boss
[00:19:35] This this woman's like bossing people around all night. I watch her do it
[00:19:38] And then there's like a homeless like black lady screaming at patrons and like demanding money from them
[00:19:44] And but because it's like the whole thing is just this political mess
[00:19:47] Of course, they have to like apologize to her and bring her inside for taking up your space
[00:19:52] And then they bring her inside they bring the homeless lady inside and then she's back out and she goes to a specific table
[00:19:57] And it's like pastoring one man while the hostess just stands there
[00:20:03] And then he has to go inside to buy her food
[00:20:06] And it's like imagine if this were a Vietnam vet. Yes, imagine if it was a different homeless guy that was like
[00:20:12] Ah fucking god. I'm my buddy's dad. They would just kill him. You're right. They would be like sir put your mask on
[00:20:19] Yeah, did she have a mask on the homeless? Of course not
[00:20:22] No, it was like a fucking homeless. I went I went to I was eating
[00:20:25] You know outside of a restaurant and I needed a piss
[00:20:31] They had a code of conduct for their bathroom
[00:20:35] And they they asked patrons to clean the bathroom afterwards to wipe down the toilet
[00:20:41] The handles and what we know about the virus right now like I know the hand washing thing is like whatever
[00:20:47] But like we know that airborne. I don't I don't like not tip
[00:20:51] But I've never wanted to not tip more than during this covid shake because it's like okay
[00:20:55] Well, if everything's by the book, I guess I should probably just if I'm doing everything
[00:20:59] If I'm placing an order on my phone and then a boss boys bringing it
[00:21:02] And the waiter only comes over here to do and I put a mask on
[00:21:06] No, you didn't know I you finally reached the point where no you did not earn a tip
[00:21:10] I feel I feel like I have actually had where have I gone to eat?
[00:21:15] I feel like I had one thing that was awesome. I've never had too many bossy motherfuckers. I gotta be honest
[00:21:20] Yeah, honestly until this it was like I saw another table like the waiter
[00:21:23] I've been opening up the pocketbook. Did you know? I bet I'm yeah people need I was sitting
[00:21:28] I was like waiting for the bathroom. This is like a table. They're just sitting there. The waiter comes up and he's like
[00:21:32] Okay, just do a little bit of house cleaning um anytime we're doing ordering or talking back and forth
[00:21:37] We put the mask on so I'll wait until you guys correct that and then I'll circle back
[00:21:40] And that was just like first words. Yeah, that was the table of people
[00:21:43] Jesus Christ house clean noodles. Yeah. Yeah, this place the place where you had to clean the bathroom
[00:21:49] They had face masks and face shields on
[00:21:52] Oh, and you had to put your mask back on when they came to bring your food and like take your order interesting
[00:21:58] It was like so overkill and then yeah, and then you go to the bathroom
[00:22:03] Like make sure you read the the code of code that to me. It's very subtle
[00:22:07] But you it's very subtle. I straight up pissed on this
[00:22:10] It's very subtle, but you can always tell when somebody has gone from I'm concerned about people safety too
[00:22:16] I'm using this as an opportunity to boss people around right and it's like a like a very fine line
[00:22:23] Then you should be beaten to death. I yes, sir
[00:22:27] I I do think like I'm with you like the mask when they come in sounds annoying, but at the same time
[00:22:32] It's like they're fucking wait or whatever. I get it. I mean they're like they have to go to work and you know, they're
[00:22:38] But I also feel like yeah, but I go to see like other times I go to a restaurant and I just have the mask on
[00:22:43] It's fun like I'm not thinking about it. Right. It's you can do there's a that you can perceive
[00:22:48] Who is using this to boss people around yes, and that does get an act like a moralist and who is just like okay
[00:22:55] Well, we'll look out for each other because we're New Yorkers right yeah, you know the the second category great
[00:23:01] That said 9-11 energy. I know in love. Yes. That's a Rudy. Yeah, bring him touch in his cock
[00:23:07] I don't think he really was he he was tucking a shirt back. No, he was touching his cock. You thought so you laid back
[00:23:14] He's in the fucking bed. What the fuck what do you think he was gonna do?
[00:23:19] Didn't really seem as bad as I thought it was gonna be whatever you joking
[00:23:23] Yeah, the headline made it sound like he was jacking is like well, see I didn't read anything
[00:23:27] I wanted to go in I saw like I saw a bunch of headlines. I was like, oh my god
[00:23:30] They caught him jacking his dick. I felt like he touched his cock. It looked like he was just tucking a shirt back in
[00:23:35] I don't know man. I gotta watch laying on the bed
[00:23:43] Shout out to shout out to 9-11. Let's bring that energy salute to the moo-jah Dean once again
[00:23:52] They have flown two planes directly into my
[00:23:57] What is the moo-jah they're pre-taliban
[00:24:00] Are they were the the Taliban special for the thought the soviet freedom fighters during the soviet? That's such a cool sounding word dude
[00:24:07] Yeah, they were the us back the moo-jah mother
[00:24:10] Yeah, and Ben Laden was part of the moo-jah. Hadi. Let's with those guys. They call them themselves the bujah
[00:24:20] The fans guys those are the guys they're trying to make Hawaiian shirts racist
[00:24:25] Fuck that dude. I don't know if they're actually racist
[00:24:27] That's it because everybody in like America like they they only have like angry toddler politics. Mm-hmm. It's like the
[00:24:34] This bugaloo boy things happen. They have to be like people are like who are they are they bad
[00:24:38] And people are like well, they're like like for the most part I guess like anarchist liberal here's the Syrians or whatever
[00:24:46] If you do not fucking politicize the white shirts, they're beautiful. I don't want it to be a it's just it's for having fun
[00:24:52] Let's put it this way right wing just means any white guy that folds at the brim of his hat
[00:24:57] So if it falls under that category doesn't matter what they say no matter what they're doing they support the president in the race
[00:25:04] Well, it's like wait, but there's been a guy's though aren't they I don't think so the bugaloo
[00:25:10] Yeah, well I some of them like some of them are marching with black lives matter
[00:25:14] I mean they hate the police. They just hate the state right right right there. They're libertarian. Yeah
[00:25:20] Well either way, I don't support listen the Hawaiian shirt is a beautiful thing that should not be political
[00:25:25] I heard the blue's fattest shit should be able to wear and get drunk on fucking frozen margarita
[00:25:30] That's they said that you shouldn't be a lot of where hawaiian shirts. No, I'm saying I don't want it
[00:25:35] Associated with any group other than big fat party. Oh, they they were Hawaiian. Yes. That was their uniform
[00:25:41] Uniform damn I hate the break it to you
[00:25:43] But there's really no such thing as the big fat Hawaiian shirt party animal guy. Yes, there is there's not I yes
[00:25:49] There is it's a thing that fat guys like to imagine exists
[00:25:52] Mm-hmm, but in real life it doesn't exist the closest thing you have is the fat sideways skater shoe guy
[00:25:57] Don't how dare you this is more of your internalized fat phobia. No, no, no. Yes, it is the sideways skater shoe guy
[00:26:05] No, you dare say there's a lot more of there is more that doesn't see that it becomes so fat
[00:26:11] Hawaiian party animal they've folded the fattest type of shoe in the world over on its side
[00:26:15] I don't wear shoes skate shoes. Thank you very much. Okay, that is a type of guy. You should get Osiris D3
[00:26:21] I should that is something I'm looking and always do the West Side fingers
[00:26:24] My friend my friend told me the other day he got his first blowjob
[00:26:30] Pants around the ankles wearing Osiris D3
[00:26:38] Reasonly, oh dude. I've died. I don't know if I told you I got my first blowjob
[00:26:43] I'm gonna piss real quick. Don't go for it. Yeah, I'm you never worst
[00:26:47] Classic classic the classic I'm about to piss. I just did
[00:26:58] It is that is good. That's pretty good. Mm-hmm. Anyway, look the point is fine
[00:27:03] You can pitch we can talk about whether big fat party animals exist. Well, I think the
[00:27:08] The genesis of that is probably the the Schlitz gay commercial
[00:27:13] It's gay beer where Chris Farley is wearing the I don't think that's a Genesis. I think that's a well known
[00:27:20] And yes, Chris Farley. Thank you though Chris Farley
[00:27:23] That's the energy we're talking about and it's an ideal that guy love you are ideal that we like to hit mm-hmm
[00:27:30] And I'm willing to say so much is that in my best moments. I do live up to the ideals that deal
[00:27:36] I standers with the big fat party animal
[00:27:38] I don't want to give you advice for your career. I think it's pretty condescending, but I think if you want to take a
[00:27:48] Like agility into your act. I should like he was actually very like I say she was very limber
[00:27:54] I think people would be surprised at how limber I am. I don't think you're a farly limber. I'm not farly with limber was
[00:28:00] Farley was not a early limber. He was kind of like but I think actually I think I think we'll push out there for a massive
[00:28:06] First of all, how dare you I am athletic. I am quite the athlete. No, you like sports and tracksuit. I played sports
[00:28:16] Vibrant athletic career than you Adam. What the fuck did you do? I had to stop league baseball
[00:28:20] I had to stop baseball and freshman freshman year right because I we started going to the weight room that year and my body
[00:28:27] Wasn't there embarrassing no I just I was like I get into the weight room. I bit no
[00:28:32] I was like five foot one exactly wasn't there yet. No further questions
[00:28:38] No further questions, but I think that all right you had you are not an athlete
[00:28:42] It's just a man. I am an athlete. I have I played football in high school. I played soccer even
[00:28:47] I played some some basket Greek Orthodox youth of America League basketball to get into a new sport
[00:28:54] Okay, I even wrestled for a season. Yeah, okay, so I don't want to fucking hear it about how I'm not an athlete
[00:29:01] I might have to go back and I had like way too much kimchi yesterday. I'm like having
[00:29:06] Just slight too much salt light diarrhea
[00:29:14] Once the valves are open it's both ways
[00:29:18] Respect man. So we're talking about how there's no such thing as a fat
[00:29:23] I'm shirt guy and I'm I will venture so much to say that it's that's that's what I do
[00:29:28] I can hit that you never were a wine sure. Yeah, it's that's how I ensure fucking season
[00:29:34] What are you talking about of seeing where one the entire summer? I?
[00:29:38] Were the fuck was I to go track suits? Yes, no tooth. Yes, I would a different kind of FACA do not try and fucking gas
[00:29:46] Yeah, I know but the classic both you motherfuckers know I wear Hawaiian shirt class and I'm not even trying to fucking hear it right now
[00:29:53] They don't exist. It's a thing every fat guy again. It's just like pretends like oh the big fuck
[00:29:58] No, don't take big fat Hawaiian, you know shirt that doesn't first of all does exist you're telling from the ceiling a yes
[00:30:05] Homer right to get on is trying to take it away first of all guys get to do it gay guys had it first through via
[00:30:12] Dom de la we's oh my god. You're gonna give him straight to gay guys and not to us
[00:30:17] Yeah, we get but we share Dom de la we first of all he belongs the Italians and you know
[00:30:24] Fuck Italians. He's a fat guy first and foremost
[00:30:27] You cannot give him the gay guys first and foremost. He is absolutely fat first now
[00:30:32] He's Italian first. Oh my god. You're a holy shit
[00:30:36] We ignore that because he's third Italian first of all there's an agreement between the Italians in the gays
[00:30:46] You know I never like well we can just take them and they're like all right, but just downplay the Italian thing
[00:30:51] No, because he he he became so first of all
[00:30:58] Okay, that's it. Let's watch mafia. He is pro- let's do it for sure
[00:31:02] He is one of the most iconic fat guys and yes
[00:31:06] He is he has a little bit of party animal to him sure he's a homosexual
[00:31:10] But that's not that's neither your name here. It's really the voice of itchy from all dogs go to heaven. Yes
[00:31:15] He's been a lot of great voice work, and there's a thing you can be a fat gay party animal absolutely absolutely
[00:31:21] Having said that yes in the summertime. I like to throw in a nice wine shirt
[00:31:28] It's about having a nice time when I'm feeling social yes. I am a big fat party animal Hawaiian guy
[00:31:34] Mm-hmm. There's your your your social your affable. You're not a big fat Hawaiian party
[00:31:40] That's gotta be that's gotta be exhausting cuz I it's also to you don't understand what I'm saying is
[00:31:46] The fat guys that aspire to be the big fat party animal Hawaiian shirt guys
[00:31:51] Mm-hmm are annoying. They're not social yes, they'll show up at a party
[00:31:56] They'll put the shirt on their fucking just shut up. They think the shirt is their credit guys
[00:32:03] They think it's a thing that's gonna escape them from being like
[00:32:06] The socially awkward person that made them fat to begin with you on the other hand are an immigrant
[00:32:11] And you're thank you your mother loved you too much yes, and as a result you're gonna die at 45
[00:32:17] And I'll be doing a fucking Hawaiian shirt and everybody to be gathered around
[00:32:21] And you know what people are gonna be sad because I was such a good fucking I was such a good hang
[00:32:26] I was a lovable guy you are and I was making everybody all that's true Hawaiian shirt all that's true except the
[00:32:32] Wine sure but you will not die in my church what you don't understand is those losers a spot because it is a real thing
[00:32:37] I'm gonna get a fucking notarize, but we're gonna make a fire to be on your death if you were wearing a Hawaiian shirt
[00:32:45] To the Holocaust museum no, I don't want that I think that's the worst we fate that
[00:32:53] think that's how it shows how much I'm willing to put on the line even if you were to say you have to kill yourself
[00:32:58] One I'm not sure that would be legal, but that would be less to me
[00:33:02] Okay, 50% then if I had to cut a check to to buy a new bus for the Jews for Trump
[00:33:08] Here's what you do you yes, whatever you have your money goes to the whatever the Jews for Trump
[00:33:15] Jews for Trump half your money you have to buy a big fucking statue of Dom De Luise and
[00:33:20] With the plaque the nation's foremost fat man
[00:33:24] Mm-hmm, and that's and then we're square it would be funny to put like a big
[00:33:29] Naked statue of Dom De Luise with fascists written on his forehead anytime
[00:33:37] Explanations yes, I'm the artist behind fascist on de luise where would you put a very small penis to
[00:33:45] Stop I think if you if you gain any type of power and political is that Trump what happened that you should it's rum
[00:33:51] Stadt I know someone should have sucked its damn that would have been awesome that would have been yeah
[00:33:55] And because no one may know we should have done it that would have been perfect for him
[00:33:58] Go ahead. Oh, yeah, you should kind of try to lobby to get a Smith Sony and
[00:34:03] A museum for fat for the fat people yeah, they give it to black people why not us and made of a man
[00:34:09] By the way, there's a nice. There's a nice overlap. There's this this sentiments museum
[00:34:17] Yes, dude get we got Dom De Luise we got a wreath of Franklin. Holy shit. No, I want to be
[00:34:24] Can you imagine how great of a trip that would be a little night? Let's rainy out. Mm-hmm. We all get in the wall though
[00:34:29] Yes, sir. Hit up up. Maybe it's maybe it's an hour hour and a half out towards the Lee I Valley
[00:34:42] We get there and then there's like you don't have to wear a mask
[00:34:50] You don't even have to use a little wax paper we're taking out a donut even though you you know you will because you like the process
[00:34:58] That what who can kid themselves using the wax paper is one of the best parts of you
[00:35:07] Dude, absolutely. I would start salivating if you just handed me one of those little papers right now
[00:35:11] Mm-hmm. It wouldn't even have to have a fucking donut involved
[00:35:21] There's a bunch of I'm not saying it's big there's antaments outlets. There's places that are just a story
[00:35:26] Yeah, the standalone anemones stores, but really honestly the only thing I really fuck with there is their coffee cake and the the black
[00:35:33] Rich frosted donuts. I think there's a lot more black donuts the black donuts got perfect with coffee
[00:35:39] These are a lot more you sell an intimate short. They got a lot of stuff. I like I they've got similar to the coffee cake
[00:35:46] They have a different style of crummy cakes
[00:35:48] There's a jelly one that at first I wasn't big on but it's grown on me Danish. There's a Danish situation the days are very nice
[00:35:55] Cheese Danish. I love a cheese date Danish damn. No, I just want donuts
[00:36:00] Different kinds of baked goods. I'll be awesome
[00:36:05] It's real good is the almond croissant from Myrtle and Marcy and almond croissant is very good
[00:36:10] There's Greek almond cookies that are unbelievable. Yeah
[00:36:18] Sure bread you can use me a short the baklava that the Syrian bakery and in which incredible baklava
[00:36:24] Yeah, they have really good almond cookies. Yes. Those are probably the ones. Yeah, they're really I do it
[00:36:29] This this really pains me to say and it's gonna break my heart to have to even put this out there
[00:36:34] Yes, but shots out to the Ottoman Empire for taking over Greece for 700 years because Turkish delights Turkish delights
[00:36:41] There's a lot of the baklava is there's probably you know I mean like a lot of fucking they made us a little
[00:36:47] Reading breeding slightly below average penises into the
[00:36:58] Let me just say this the there's a bit in Borat where they show a specific penis and I was like damn
[00:37:04] Where they get my penis, you know what I'm talking about on the chair. Yes
[00:37:09] That's exactly yeah that guy also if anybody's wondering that's exactly what my do in Borat one that guy also has your breasts
[00:37:16] No, he has much bigger titties got perfect
[00:37:22] One you got them running around naked and that's so funny. Yeah, that's you in your apartment with
[00:37:31] First of all eldest is not as skinny as Sasha Baron cone and I'm not as fat as Azamat
[00:37:37] Azamat has big ass titties got been over this he's got a perfect pair that we've been over this I do not have big tits
[00:37:43] Anyway, that scene is so funny. It's just over a busting into that comp awesome completely
[00:37:51] Man nothing will ever top watching that in the theater watching more it was the best day of my life
[00:37:57] It's the it was the best day I had for sure I couldn't breathe. Well, let's not let him remember that
[00:38:03] I don't want him to get to worked up. I went with my parents. Whoa. I what a fucking loser
[00:38:11] Yeah, are you kidding me? That's fucking Aaron's it was honestly the happy also went with Adam's parents
[00:38:16] But it wasn't getting when I wait there was a happiest family moment. I think probably my entire childhood
[00:38:22] I'm serious one of my favorite. It is so good. My favorite movie at memories of my whole life
[00:38:27] Was going to see Dante's no wait. It wasn't Dante's peak. Maybe it was volcano
[00:38:32] Maybe it was you know what and it wasn't even it was in blockbuster and I had seen that retarded kid prior
[00:38:38] We were it went to me my dad went to see like Jurassic
[00:38:43] Whatever the sequel to Jurassic Park was Jurassic world and there was a retarded kid right in front of us
[00:38:54] And then your dad couldn't stop it. You're not you
[00:39:01] And then and then we were in blockbuster maybe a year later. Oh hell. Yes, and that kid was an aisle over and respect
[00:39:11] And he was like don't they speak and then my dad would just not stop saying
[00:39:24] You know and that story is about families. It's about family brother first and foremost first and foremost is about family
[00:39:30] It's not about damn you went with but that's like height of your were teenagers
[00:39:34] You were like 15 when that she came out we watched we watched the show as a family on Sunday now really interesting
[00:39:40] It was a family thing. Yeah, okay. Okay respect and then my mom my mom
[00:39:45] I remember the theaters crossing her legs and just saying that she was gonna pee
[00:39:53] I'm gonna be damn I'm jealous. That's what that actually is a beautiful family moment. It was an incredibly beautiful moment
[00:39:59] I don't know I guess the thing comes close is my mom introduced me to mafia movies when I was like 10
[00:40:03] That's cute, and she's not she that is not her personality at all, but she fucking loves gangster movies
[00:40:09] Shouts at little V. I also went on a mommy
[00:40:12] And her precious boy date once to the to the water boy
[00:40:18] What an apt film. Yeah, that's him. That's a movie about it. He loves you. You can't do it
[00:40:24] Funny love that we loved it such a good line. We loved it and that girl Vicky valent cord Vicky valent cord dude
[00:40:33] I'd beat off to her crazy is that for a is a bulk. Yes. Yeah
[00:40:38] Yeah, she's she's got a wild wild gaze. Yeah
[00:40:42] It was what happened what happened to girls like that? I don't know big mouth
[00:40:45] Bitch's big mouth big those kind of girls is there's entire cars and ashtray. Yeah. Yeah sweatpants. I like those girls
[00:40:55] Yeah, they were they would give head they give definitely
[00:41:02] And a great at it yeah pride in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, pajama pants. Absolutely. Yeah
[00:41:09] They'd love to go on a Wendy's in pajama pants. Yeah and a wife beater working its cinnabon
[00:41:16] They have that that that ball that metal ball necklace thing. Mm-hmm. You know I'm talking about
[00:41:23] Sure, that's in the mix. Yeah, they're breath would smell like cigarettes
[00:41:28] We'll be like we're 12. Oh, yeah, how do you smoke cigarettes? Yeah, my polish off that bag that you had out there in a living room
[00:41:38] And I'm thinking about getting the bag out for lunch. Yeah, me you shouldn't have you shouldn't have done that because I got this
[00:41:44] Cheers today to this good to fonte this bluefish spread that is really good. Nick you motherfucker
[00:41:51] You should have put it on the bag that's why I got the bag in fucking to be sure
[00:41:55] You fuck and you don't get any now. It's a
[00:42:01] Question is will I have learned my last like a
[00:42:03] Pats answer is no you're fucking piece of shit. I
[00:42:08] Guess I didn't learn my lesson if you guys live in New York go to greenpoint fish are very nice there
[00:42:16] You fucking piece of shit. Yeah, I want some of that right now
[00:42:21] But we don't have fucking baguette do we Adam?
[00:42:24] Somebody got a fucking big can get some baguettes
[00:42:26] I know a place fucking funny. You remember that on the Simpsons. Yeah, I don't my mom's French
[00:42:32] So we only celebrate Bastille day like we could have a party at the beach. I know where there's a beach
[00:42:39] I know where we can get some baguettes. I honestly don't remember. It's from the episode
[00:42:44] Where Lisa becomes cool. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes and Bart acts like a shithead in that episode
[00:42:50] Mm-hmm very on that's it on Bart like on Bart like it's very on bar like and then he redeems himself at the end by acting normal
[00:42:57] But I mean, yes, it's maybe seven a weird day, you know, I guess but you're right. He should be stoked
[00:43:03] Mm-hmm. You should be less of a bitch that episode. Yeah, a lot of good a lot of good laughs in that one
[00:43:09] Absolutely don't really say I forgot my bathing suit too, but I improvised
[00:43:24] Damn, it's fucked up the Mac grading got his feet rubbed on Epstein's Island. Yeah, it really fucks shit up
[00:43:30] Well people have pointed out. I mean he contributed almost nothing to the show right other than the original drawings
[00:43:36] Yeah, which I love I would love to just quit this podcast and then it gets taken over by a handful of fucking like Harvard
[00:43:43] Psychos, yeah, and then becomes one of the best things of all time that one guy died
[00:43:48] And then I just I get drunk and go to actually I get drunk and I go to restaurants
[00:43:53] They put my picture on the wall and I just like scribble like
[00:44:07] Saying come down one of the biggest finishers of all time is that pedophile Matt greening his name is well
[00:44:13] The guy you got the best deal was Sam Simon until he died
[00:44:16] Yeah, I think because he he had nothing to do with the show. He just I thought he was the main guy
[00:44:21] I know I think he just like fucking create
[00:44:24] He pulled everything together and then walked away and then walked away and got like some huge deal respect
[00:44:29] But I don't know I mean you would have to consult one of those like
[00:44:33] History of the Simpsons books. Yeah. Oh, yeah, maybe yeah
[00:44:41] Mean perhaps we should have one right like a prima is totally unauthorized
[00:44:52] Maybe look like a strategy guide and then just trash Mike Burbiglia
[00:45:00] And so we got into improv to say he was doing a bit to cover up his pedophilia
[00:45:05] This is thing is because someday I will be broke again, and I will be drinking no you won't and his thing is like
[00:45:14] But I'll still have like to think that also have people that will pay attention to the bullshit that I do
[00:45:19] Yes, so if I have nothing that you can take away from me
[00:45:22] There is absolutely zero stopping me from just rampant copyright infringement
[00:45:27] That's what you're not free man. I'm fucking nothing you can't touch me. You're a Ronan again. Yeah, what do you go ahead?
[00:45:33] Sue me. I won't show up the court get a default judgment for 80 million dollars. See if I give it shit
[00:45:38] I'm drunk. I'm drunk and I live outside
[00:45:55] Legally real speak legally speaking a real sleep walk with me was about when he would rape Obama while he was sleeping
[00:46:03] Yeah, what else did he do when he was sleep walking?
[00:46:06] Dude besides walk through windows a lot of red
[00:46:13] Sleepwalking raped hundreds of men and women who would whisper in their ears sleep fuck with me
[00:46:20] That was actually the original title and Ira glass was like it's a little on the nose
[00:46:26] Mm-hmm. Is that a good IRA? That's a great. It's a great. Ira blaz. Yeah, this is our glass
[00:46:32] Know that was I did Ira flato by accident. You guys know him. No the science Friday guy
[00:46:39] Is he an Ira flayton Ira flayton here nobody
[00:46:43] Why am you guys never listen to science Friday?
[00:46:47] No, I used to be honestly. I used to be an NPR head as a little kid. Yeah, my parents. I still love NPR
[00:46:53] I was a fucking gay. I don't think I've ever liked anything on NPR. I liked car talk. I wouldn't know car talk absolutely
[00:47:07] That's because you never kid that's because you never rode to marshals on a Sunday morning
[00:47:12] Listen to car. It was a weekend drive and she's a week and drive to get you to get you to stop at ice time bagels
[00:47:18] You get two bagels. Oh, that's why you don't love car talk
[00:47:22] Little V was on they had a bagel dog one time. She let me get one of those fuckers. It's such a precious beautiful boy
[00:47:28] Fuck what a who knew life would peak where does the time getting sized 38?
[00:47:35] Cackies in fourth grade. I don't know. I still don't think life has peaked for me
[00:47:39] Then I think about like just being if I could yeah, you just be homeless
[00:47:43] But you still you still have an audience of like a million and a half people
[00:47:47] The things you could get away with why do you want that because I see it in your eyes that you do because there's nothing to lose
[00:47:53] Right, right. You're untouchable right you have all the money or none. Yeah, you know, you're in a precarious position right now
[00:48:01] I'm right being able to spend eight grand on a racing wheel and make one of the rooms. Yeah race car
[00:48:17] I was thinking about getting a fucking arcade even either the Simpsons or NBA jam in my house Wow a cabinet
[00:48:23] You should build your own it really is it. Yeah, no, you couldn't do it. Oh, I don't want to do it. Yeah
[00:48:29] I didn't even say motherfucker. You said I should do it and then I asked you if I could you know you used to have a fucking cool
[00:48:38] There yeah, Rob mayor really yeah, I mean it was his roommates. I use had a buddy that was like rich or something
[00:48:44] Okay, and yeah, he lived with him and the whole house was like a man-child house basic help respect
[00:48:51] Yeah, they had they had like an arcade setup with cool
[00:48:54] With like emulators in the arcade fuck. That's what I want. I want an emulator. Do I think they had a hot tub?
[00:49:07] Blank check, but you get pussy from the girl at the end
[00:49:15] Dude, I wanted that so I wanted the trampoline my dad was like you could never get that shit for a million dollars
[00:49:20] That was just the one that was all he came to I was like he was right. He was right that house was more than a million
[00:49:28] Well, I don't know you rent it for a month. Oh, maybe it was the least it's probably rental. Mm-hmm
[00:49:34] Yeah, but this Simba Simba was probably he probably cost him
[00:49:40] You know at least 800,000 he buys sin bed. We talking about full
[00:49:46] No, wait was it was oh Simba was first kid. Yeah wasn't he in a blank check to no no
[00:49:51] It was a white guy his butler guy. I think was a white. I don't think it was some bad
[00:49:56] Yeah, what the fuck was first kid? It was like the shittiest son from home improvement. Yeah, he was like you're my slave
[00:50:09] I'm just a simple secret service agent. Don't know no better. Just stumbled into this job
[00:50:15] Somehow it wasn't even faking it also or something. Yeah, it was Russian
[00:50:22] Are people still going with that? It's crazy. They're gonna run out of the Russian shit up until the day of the election
[00:50:28] Are they still you think they're gonna do that through the second term?
[00:50:30] Are we gonna get another four years of like it?
[00:50:33] 100% if you have Russians did it for sure they were saying that yeah, there's still without a
[00:50:38] Down if you win spider was dude. I don't think you guys didn't watch the second debate. You know it would be the funniest thing
[00:50:44] I was so sad if I was Putin what I would do is contact the DNC and say hey
[00:50:48] Can we help you rig it so that Joe Biden wins and then leave a very public paper trail of like rigging the election Joe Biden's favor
[00:51:00] Yeah, the second debate was so sad because it just wasn't funny. I didn't watch it
[00:51:05] I only watched the VP debate, bro. I'm not listening watching shit. I don't give a fuck anymore
[00:51:10] I mean this is all we get is these two like two old guys having debate the first one was great because like they were just
[00:51:19] I mean that's none of this would be happening of Hollywood would just do their fucking job
[00:51:23] So they're fucking around with this creepy bullshit. Just make better show give us a better
[00:51:27] Give us better show just come up with better shows. Mm-hmm put a gun to Vince Gilligan's head
[00:51:32] Mm-hmm and say big dude something new that's where I will fucking kill your I spin off. I don't care
[00:51:39] Get David chase the pranos to Skylar doing the invert do it
[00:51:44] Parallel universe breaking bad where Skylar gets breast cancer
[00:51:51] You chop your titties off and give her big ass and fucking Walt is just being cut to left and right
[00:51:56] And then you get the male version of the show where everyone's like she's being bad to Walter and then women get to say
[00:52:10] When he comes she comes home and he has to wash the come out of her hair
[00:52:20] Then what a what a how dare Walter cheat on her oh
[00:52:27] Discovery sheet. Yeah, she fucks Ted who's Ted Ted's the her boss at the some bank or she works on
[00:52:36] No, no, he's some rich guy. Yeah, and then it turns out he's embezzling money. So she she she let another
[00:52:49] That pussy note that pussy only attracts villains and criminals she let her pussy get corrupt some crooked
[00:52:59] He could be saying anything folks is not what you think a little twang
[00:53:04] Little stink on it does it's not what you got English on a little hook around the other words
[00:53:09] He said no, but then I went to the store
[00:53:13] So it goes around the sentence I see yeah, I see I
[00:53:18] Like that I like to have the M word wrap or let's not what you said my sense is like a boa
[00:53:25] Like the cholera on a big fur coat the fedora
[00:53:37] It's an interesting image to pair with that word
[00:53:42] Which you may or may not have said we don't know yeah, cuz it was edited out expertly in post
[00:53:50] Yeah, I'd never finished breaking bed. I don't know why
[00:53:54] Just didn't you know? I don't fucking know I was too nervous
[00:53:59] I saw when they chopped I remember correctly it was not a very satisfying ending
[00:54:04] Hmm, but I kind of I kind of forget that show that show was great
[00:54:10] There's so much the beginning of the show was blessed. Yeah, I watch the first season
[00:54:14] I think then what you just stopped liking it because everybody else liked it
[00:54:18] What they just stopped liking it because no in fact I tried to get into it one. It was popular
[00:54:23] I was like oh cool. No, I mean Adam. No, I don't want to be I mean I guess I thought they went the end of the show
[00:54:29] That's a valid reason. I mean it can like lots of things are
[00:54:32] Watch it Christopher Nolan Batman movies are great, but I can't make myself sit down and watch them again
[00:54:38] Oh, come on. They're very they're very the Joker one is on TV. You're watching the Joker one. Yes, but Batman begins
[00:54:44] It's like I'm really just gonna watch Batman. I'm with you Batman begins has lost a little bit of its value to me
[00:54:55] Bane one since I saw it in theaters. Yeah, that one wasn't that one can suck my little prickadillo
[00:55:00] No, I thought that I thought that in the last season. I was watching it when everyone else was watching it
[00:55:08] The way it wrapped up. I think it was just
[00:55:11] There were like where else is it gonna go? Yeah, I guess yeah
[00:55:18] Well, I don't give a fuck but our listeners. Yeah, I don't care fuck
[00:55:22] Okay, now that you said that off spoil, but then does just like he goes Scarface, right? I
[00:55:27] Don't know you fucking you made a big deal about spoiling and you don't even fucking know
[00:55:37] New Hampshire and then he goes Scarface after that
[00:55:41] He goes back and he's like I gotta nice man. Yeah, he goes to the Annemones factory
[00:55:51] Day that episode was called bro. No joke. I would love to do that
[00:55:58] Go get some fucking dude. I want I do want those chocolate donuts now
[00:56:01] You brought it up with a nice hot coffee nice hot coffee. It's perfect weather for it too
[00:56:05] I love a nice that rainy and brainy is it is they like to call it in France? That's the absolute fucking unbelievable
[00:56:15] Number one draft pick is the entomens donut. Yeah, this legitimately good
[00:56:19] And then you also I mean munchkins were big you didn't you never went to church. Nick. Did you? Mm-hmm?
[00:56:25] You you guys have some kind of shit after synagogue. They give us booze
[00:56:31] What time the rabbis the church service the rabbis became as vodka when we're like 13 hold on
[00:56:36] Are you're a church services like in the evening?
[00:56:39] No, it's in the morning. What day Saturday Saturday morning? Yeah
[00:56:44] Sounds fucking gay sunday's a nice time dude and we had some shit called goalie. Vah
[00:56:49] I don't know what the fuck they are like barley or whatever for dead motherfuckers. It was like this chewy
[00:56:54] Bag of shit that whenever somebody died they would make this special little dessert and it wasn't that good, but
[00:57:04] For the some old bitch kicked the bucket. So I'm gonna have a fucking bag of koliva. They should sell uh
[00:57:10] Candy and movie theater box style distribution. They really should make it would feel like your back in the zoom's from home
[00:57:17] Pictures. Yeah, now that the pictures is done. I miss the pictures
[00:57:20] I have not had no patience to sit and watch movies and then when I do watch something
[00:57:24] It's bullshit dude. We can rent out a movie theater and put up whatever how much that's what's so funny
[00:57:29] Is there letting people do that now? They're like, oh, yeah, and now it's now we've made it so that movie theaters are exclusively for rich
[00:57:37] So that covid exists as long as unless you have enough money and then well
[00:57:42] Yeah, that's the reality the motherfuckers rich people are out there with rapid tests having fucking ragers
[00:57:47] And shit in the hand. Yes. Mm-hmm. It literally I mean everything has just gotten better for rich people
[00:57:51] Yeah, but the renting out the movie theaters thing. That's like that just flies in the face of like I mean I understand having like
[00:57:59] Access to faster testing or like better care or whatever. That's obvious, but
[00:58:05] Now it's a situation where it's like denying the realities of transmission or like the supposed realities of transmission as they've told us they exist
[00:58:14] If you have enough money where it's like you can just buy out the movie theater
[00:58:18] It's not like well, you're not putting it's not like a fuck
[00:58:21] Look, it's not like a spreader event if it's you and ten motherfuckers that you know
[00:58:25] It's not like you're gonna and why can't they open the theater to general admission? It doesn't make sense honestly
[00:58:30] It doesn't make sense. They probably lose money. Well, honestly they are open other than in New York
[00:58:36] They're like we can go to Jersey today and see a movie
[00:58:39] The problem is there's only like four movies in the theaters right now. They all suck
[00:58:43] What are they there's tenent? There's there's actually one with Liam Neeson where he's like a FBI sets him up
[00:58:52] They've pulled my penis on the picture of me pissing my pants. There's like an Indian girl found shining love movie
[00:59:01] Yeah, some blockbuster. There's an Indian boy, and he's trying to find love
[00:59:05] There's a movie where it's like an Indian girl. She's like I like him. I can't find love and then some guys like
[00:59:11] Shelby or Pussy. I actually like was gonna go to hobo in the boy in the other day
[00:59:17] Are you sure he's not just Indian Obi-Wan?
[00:59:20] There's a dot on his head and it makes me think my name is quite gon' gin my euro be one
[00:59:29] Oh something different about the boy. Maybe it's the dot on his head. I'm not sure
[00:59:37] That's a good it's an interesting little dynamic to take to start with the Star Wars universe
[00:59:41] Mm-hmm Indian people what's so funny about episode one is that like they show up to whatever that bullshit?
[00:59:46] I guess it's tat what where do they live tattooing do they live on tattoo? I don't know
[00:59:53] Where Anakin lives. Yeah, I think it's tattooing and maybe it's yeah Anakin and like oh, what do you?
[00:59:59] Slave or something? Yeah, you know, he's a slave him and his mom are slaves. Yeah, he's a boy
[01:00:05] Said Jew elephant thing and you're telling me Jew the Jew elephant doesn't get pussy from Anakin's mom
[01:00:11] He's definitely you put that trunk way up inside. Oh dude. Oh, give me pussy maybe
[01:00:20] I put my chance cube and you're a pussy
[01:00:25] We're trying to get off this planet so my mom doesn't have to fuck that blue guy anymore
[01:00:31] We didn't come here to free slaves Anakin
[01:00:33] So what happens he leaves man have some of your son's blood to test it
[01:00:38] Does he do that? Yeah, he like fucking like that's how he figures out. He's a Jedi to do it by like blood test
[01:00:47] Yeah, he has like that takes like a blood sample like see so much like midi chlorians or oh
[01:00:53] Like what are midi chlorians and he's like, uh, don't worry about it basically
[01:00:57] Uh, it's bullshit. No, George Lucas wanted to talk about it. We didn't bother finishing writing this scene
[01:01:04] Did you see what conny said on joe rogan? No, he was like this is the only thing i'm gonna get mad about but
[01:01:11] Whoever says that the last three disney star wars are better than the three prequels that they made
[01:01:17] Uh in the early 2000s is crazy. He's like revenge of the sith you get to see how they make darth vader. Oh my god
[01:01:27] I'm not that i'm like a prequel apologist, but the prequels are better than
[01:01:33] Because the follow up movies are like here you go here's yeah
[01:01:37] Here's the exact formula you expect with shitty like fucking sith rogan comedy inserted into it and the guy from girls
[01:01:45] See that's why you guys fucked up is because I saw all those movies
[01:01:50] Blasted out my fucking head on mushrooms or acid so I love those movies
[01:01:55] I don't know what the fuck happened in them, but i'm telling you dude last christmas
[01:01:59] When I saw the fucking last one out of my fucking mind
[01:02:02] They're all but shouts out to babu motherfucking frick
[01:02:06] I lost my shit every time that little motherfucker came on screen people thought I was retarded
[01:02:15] fucking retarded kid who loved star wars i remember i remember going to movies once and
[01:02:21] You know you know they're like that handy cap seats. Yes like the middle row
[01:02:24] So i was on one side with my friend and then on the other side of the other handy cap seats
[01:02:30] Um, I forget even what the movie was but there was a drunk lesbian
[01:02:34] Yes, I probably told the story. Yeah, but god damn it was so funny just getting ejected from the theater
[01:02:40] They were drinking and they got ejected from the theater for laughing too hard at the kung-pao and or the fist trailer
[01:02:59] Fucking bitches. Yeah, that's the kind of shit. I like to see in my america
[01:03:05] Damn, what's for lunch boys? Yeah, let's figure that out
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[01:03:22] I'm in magoobies. Although this is probably out by the time this has happened and um happy halloween
[01:03:28] I'm also going to be in jersey and i'm gonna go to mohegan sun at some point if there's no second wave
[01:03:36] Uh, headlining show a month so I don't forget how to do stand-up
[01:03:39] So i'll be sort of i'll be cautiously around
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