[00:00:00] I'll go by Jake.

[00:00:01] Okay.

[00:00:02] We're a lot of wish we should be good to go now.

[00:00:05] Nice.

[00:00:06] It's not.

[00:00:07] I wouldn't overwrite the last one.

[00:00:08] Yeah, we're not going to overwrite the last one.

[00:00:10] Nice.

[00:00:11] I'll be hopefully not.

[00:00:14] Really don't want to deal with that bullshit.

[00:00:16] Well, if it does, then Jakehead didn't get it.

[00:00:19] Look, if we overwrote the last one, go by Jakehead's out.

[00:00:22] Go by Jakehead's out.

[00:00:23] You got a different guest.

[00:00:26] It's called Mildcat.

[00:00:27] So this is being recorded like Wayne Advance.

[00:00:30] Yeah.

[00:00:31] Yeah.

[00:00:32] It'll probably be next the Sunday after the Sunday.

[00:00:34] Yeah, Sunday after the Sunday.

[00:00:35] The election.

[00:00:36] The election.

[00:00:37] The election.

[00:00:38] The Trump has been reelected.

[00:00:39] Yeah, we don't know.

[00:00:40] It may or may not be elected either.

[00:00:42] One thing will be true.

[00:00:43] Either you will be in a racial prison or we will.

[00:00:45] I'm not sure which way it's going to go.

[00:00:51] But best to luck to you.

[00:00:53] Yep.

[00:00:54] May the best be.

[00:00:55] May the best race.

[00:00:56] May the best race.

[00:00:57] Which gets locked and doring.

[00:00:58] It's way to see what happens.

[00:01:01] Yeah.

[00:01:02] You know, I'm not participating in the race where I just respect the game.

[00:01:05] Yeah.

[00:01:06] I tip my hat to the participants.

[00:01:08] Yeah.

[00:01:09] Cassim Bentley is here.

[00:01:10] What's up?

[00:01:11] Thank you for joining us.

[00:01:12] All the way from beautiful San Frangelico.

[00:01:15] San Francisco.

[00:01:16] San Francisco.

[00:01:17] Cassim is a very funny comedian.

[00:01:22] Do you and Jacob still do that like two man thing?

[00:01:25] Jacob fucked it all up.

[00:01:26] Jacob is Jacob.

[00:01:27] Did he fuck the wrong person?

[00:01:30] Oh, okay.

[00:01:31] Hey, okay.

[00:01:32] This is where it's going to get greasy.

[00:01:34] Like I like talking shit, but I also seem like a gossip.

[00:01:37] I can say the things that happen.

[00:01:39] Sure.

[00:01:40] Jacob, in my experience with him seems like he either can handle gossip.

[00:01:44] And this is the kind of gossip that is not bad gossip.

[00:01:47] That guy, that guy fucks too much.

[00:01:49] It's not bad gossip.

[00:01:50] No.

[00:01:51] Jacob Siroff is an amazing comic.

[00:01:54] Is the comic that they used to do?

[00:01:56] He fucks it out when he's a horny guy.

[00:01:57] Respect.

[00:01:58] I like this guy.

[00:01:59] Remember to sing really?

[00:02:01] If you two met and you didn't know that, because you're a fuck guy.

[00:02:06] I sure.

[00:02:07] Like you wear sweats all the time.

[00:02:09] You're a fuck guy.

[00:02:10] You remember saying this?

[00:02:11] Yes.

[00:02:12] And you're an energy like I told you in Oakland, that girl, she barely knew who you were.

[00:02:15] But I fucked with all you, but with you especially.

[00:02:19] Like you're aspirational fat.

[00:02:21] Thanks.

[00:02:22] Thank you, man.

[00:02:23] I appreciate your time.

[00:02:24] I'm going to be a dick and tell him to add him, but you.

[00:02:26] I don't know if that's not a word.

[00:02:28] I think it's the other way around.

[00:02:29] Adam is.

[00:02:30] No, I know.

[00:02:31] Jake is actually the smart one.

[00:02:32] No, see, I've heard you all go.

[00:02:34] No one here is smart.

[00:02:35] Let's be smart.

[00:02:36] Nick has really fucked up brain that is a weird fact.

[00:02:39] I have an unearned confidence.

[00:02:41] Adam is Jewish.

[00:02:42] That's what you're confusing with being smart.

[00:02:44] I'm kind of like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a placemat at a diner.

[00:02:49] We wouldn't call that smart, but you're like, I, man, this fucking thing, those all

[00:02:53] the state cap.

[00:02:55] The kids, the kids placement went all the crayons.

[00:02:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:58] And fun facts about present.

[00:02:59] Exactly.

[00:03:00] That's, that's what my brain is.

[00:03:01] Sir, basically you're the Snapple Cap.

[00:03:03] Exactly.

[00:03:04] He's a series of Snapple facts.

[00:03:05] But with some like advertisements for like a local dentist, like an advertisement from

[00:03:10] 1995 and people are like, I don't remember that.

[00:03:12] It's like, I don't remember my uncle's birthday.

[00:03:14] Yeah.

[00:03:15] Here's the thing now coming on here.

[00:03:17] I don't know what they pass over is.

[00:03:20] That's why.

[00:03:21] I can't remember anything that, you know, I'm with like, Adams, what's your birthday?

[00:03:27] April 20.

[00:03:28] Yeah, so yeah.

[00:03:29] Oh, shit.

[00:03:30] No, I don't remember your.

[00:03:31] Stop with your February 11th.

[00:03:32] Thank you.

[00:03:33] Yes.

[00:03:34] Wow.

[00:03:35] You are.

[00:03:36] You're black as you are.

[00:03:37] Yeah.

[00:03:38] Yeah.

[00:03:39] I'm obsessed.

[00:03:40] Yeah.

[00:03:41] Yeah.

[00:03:42] Yeah.

[00:03:43] Yeah.

[00:03:44] I've always thought of myself as the.

[00:03:45] I'm the, I'm definitely the Bill Clinton of the group.

[00:03:46] Yeah.

[00:03:47] You're the first black cop boy.

[00:03:48] Yeah.

[00:03:49] His son likewise, like tries to like ingratiate himself to black culture.

[00:03:56] Yeah.

[00:03:57] But in whatever ways like present in like 2030, right, right, and then Adams like now how

[00:04:03] like dated boomers will say like things like brother, right, right.

[00:04:07] Right.

[00:04:08] Yeah.

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:10] Yeah.

[00:04:11] Yeah.

[00:04:12] Adams going to be saying like dead ass.

[00:04:13] Right.

[00:04:14] Right.

[00:04:15] Dead ass.

[00:04:16] And his son's going to be like, God, Dad, stop.

[00:04:17] Stop saying dead ass.

[00:04:18] I could see that happening.

[00:04:20] Just give him a fist bump to your wife, you know, 100% I saw a tweet that was like,

[00:04:26] cause like pop smoke got popular again during the protests here.

[00:04:30] Yeah.

[00:04:31] Because they're going to play again.

[00:04:32] And somebody said tweet was like, well, you never stopped playing pop smoke.

[00:04:35] Yeah.

[00:04:36] But I mean, it became like a thing.

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:38] And there's somebody said, if you've ever said facts, you, oh, pop smoke.

[00:04:42] Thank you.

[00:04:43] Thank you.

[00:04:44] You've ever said the word fact.

[00:04:47] I'll say this publicly.

[00:04:48] Thank you, sir.

[00:04:49] Thank you.

[00:04:50] Thank you for watching down from heaven.

[00:04:52] Getting hit.

[00:04:53] That guy was very short.

[00:04:54] That's an aspirational short guy.

[00:04:55] Oh, I didn't know he was like five to I like him.

[00:04:58] I knew that.

[00:04:59] Now it's not facts.

[00:05:01] He had a de-bass voice and he was short as fuck, but he affected the de-voice.

[00:05:05] It's a fake de-voice.

[00:05:06] It sounds you know, no, he had a real de-voice in those fun, flex interviews.

[00:05:11] It wasn't like, but it's affected.

[00:05:12] That's that is that is a short guy move.

[00:05:14] That is that is fucking I'm tired of getting called ma'am on the phone 12 year old.

[00:05:18] Yeah.

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] Yeah.

[00:05:21] For sure.

[00:05:22] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:23] This is how I talk.

[00:05:24] Yeah.

[00:05:25] Like someone.

[00:05:26] Same deal.

[00:05:27] I sound like a retarded robot, but I can do voices.

[00:05:30] Yeah, you're good.

[00:05:31] I made this one before.

[00:05:32] I could eat.

[00:05:33] I could easily just be sound like a different guy.

[00:05:35] Right.

[00:05:36] And I feel like a lot of people do that.

[00:05:37] A lot of people do that.

[00:05:38] A lot of people are constantly doing that.

[00:05:39] There's a lot of guys that give themselves deep voices.

[00:05:41] Of course.

[00:05:42] Mm hmm.

[00:05:43] Not me.

[00:05:44] You, you have a mischievous voice.

[00:05:47] Yeah, for sure.

[00:05:48] But you, I like to get up to stuff.

[00:05:49] You're still like everything that's going to happen.

[00:05:52] Yeah.

[00:05:53] Trying to talk your way into the other side of the, the, the deli case.

[00:05:56] That's right.

[00:05:57] Come on.

[00:05:58] Let me see the cakes on the other side.

[00:06:00] Well, I don't know.

[00:06:01] Maybe that one's fresh.

[00:06:02] Yeah.

[00:06:03] Maybe I take a look.

[00:06:04] I won't, I won't put the whole roast beef in my mouth.

[00:06:06] Yeah.

[00:06:07] I promise you that.

[00:06:08] Let me ask you this.

[00:06:09] Can I hang out inside of the dessert case?

[00:06:11] As long as I'm in the, I forgot my mask.

[00:06:15] I was wondering if you could see me inside.

[00:06:18] I promise I won't eat any of the cake.

[00:06:21] I'd love to just spin in a refrigerated little fucking glass case.

[00:06:25] Dude, the diner desserts always are like, should I just eat 35,000 calories?

[00:06:30] I could eat an entire one of those cakes.

[00:06:32] It's my boy, it's my boy, George's birthday.

[00:06:35] We're going to get him a cake.

[00:06:36] I just sent my stepsister a milk bar cake because someone sent me one.

[00:06:39] We're getting him a milk bar.

[00:06:40] I'm going to a milk bar right after this.

[00:06:41] That's good.

[00:06:42] Which one is really amazing?

[00:06:44] I don't like the birthday cake, but I like the other one.

[00:06:46] Shut up.

[00:06:47] Wait, the birthday cake isn't really based the whole shit.

[00:06:49] The birthday cake is amazing.

[00:06:52] No, it's too much.

[00:06:53] No, it's good.

[00:06:54] Adam, shut the fuck up.

[00:06:55] It's too much.

[00:06:56] See, I have to trust, can I got to take you out out?

[00:06:57] Because you put these together.

[00:06:58] You can listen to them.

[00:06:59] No, because it looks amazing.

[00:07:01] And I'm like, it's not really good.

[00:07:03] It's not really good.

[00:07:04] Adam likes to eat like figs and shit.

[00:07:06] No, that's not true.

[00:07:07] I don't like figs.

[00:07:08] Yeah, me and my girlfriend split a fig in the other thing.

[00:07:10] We went out to dinner and we split it in tire fig.

[00:07:13] The grandma style meat.

[00:07:15] Yeah, exactly.

[00:07:16] It's an upscale version of something horrible.

[00:07:19] It has a French name, but it's a fig newt.

[00:07:21] No, but we made it.

[00:07:22] A phomp didn't move.

[00:07:23] We made it ourselves.

[00:07:24] Actually, they pressed kibbit shit down into a pancake and then they bake it.

[00:07:31] You don't like baking with bay, but that's a...

[00:07:33] I would love to bake if I have a significant other.

[00:07:37] We would bake.

[00:07:38] Yeah, we'd bake French figs.

[00:07:40] The problem is, I've only dated people that are as good as cooking as I am.

[00:07:43] Oh, that's terrible.

[00:07:44] It is, behold.

[00:07:45] So it's like, we're just, yeah, we're seamless every fucking night.

[00:07:48] But your diet is all protein and hate.

[00:07:50] Like, it's like...

[00:07:51] Yeah.

[00:07:52] I don't know if I eat hate.

[00:07:53] I think it's funny.

[00:07:54] On the last one we recorded, I was just explaining how I've gotten into smashing my own dishes

[00:07:57] in the sink, which I really love.

[00:08:00] If there's ever a time to know how much money fucking Nick Mullen makes, is that you throw

[00:08:04] in like a divorce dad, because right into the beer?

[00:08:06] Yeah, huh?

[00:08:07] Absolutely.

[00:08:08] I mean, the people's issues are just like, you're just throwing...

[00:08:10] Like, no, my Ikea dishware said, I just fucking like a plate will be in the way, and I'll be

[00:08:14] like, whoa.

[00:08:15] Get the fuck out of the way.

[00:08:16] It was $2.

[00:08:17] And I'll just smash it.

[00:08:18] Because why not?

[00:08:19] Because, you know what it is, it's like fucking...

[00:08:21] A roommate I had when I was 20, he was like, yeah, he's like, when I started making over

[00:08:27] $35,000 a year, he's like, I never washed socks.

[00:08:30] He's buying new socks.

[00:08:32] My mom is like that.

[00:08:33] My mom makes so much money, I go to her house.

[00:08:36] She just has tons of dirty white socks, she throws them white, she goes to Daiso, and

[00:08:40] they go, I don't even guys have Daiso out here.

[00:08:42] No, no.

[00:08:43] What is that?

[00:08:44] It's a Japanese dog.

[00:08:45] You would love it.

[00:08:46] It's Andrew.

[00:08:47] It's Andrew Daisclay Costco.

[00:08:48] Hey, it's 100 fucking packs.

[00:08:51] What do you call it?

[00:08:54] Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh

[00:09:02] man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh

[00:09:05] man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, I don't really eat

[00:09:08] a stick.

[00:09:09] I love golden stones, it's a currencies.

[00:09:11] It's Heidiatt,

[00:09:17] but how do you eat())

[00:09:22] Sh

[00:09:16] up.

[00:09:23] Every Phil.

[00:09:24] That's why it was colorful.

[00:09:26] It looked

[00:09:28] different, Wrong Heck-

[00:09:31] Exactly.

[00:09:33] room down for a while it was just his room it was people were Andrew Diesclay got the hangout yeah

[00:09:38] but it wasn't made up then it was like there conch it was like a room in a restaurant that like

[00:09:43] we're all the soda machines yeah each other yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:09:50] that was just dice in there yeah meeting with guys from fucking Staten Island to make the trick yeah

[00:09:55] it was so cool that everyone in the audience knew all the poems mmm it was great yeah just

[00:10:02] the it's like I mean it's not that it's a probably a basic comparison but it's like watching Trump

[00:10:10] with his guys you know right it's it's it's just great to see how much his guys love him you know

[00:10:17] just to see a fan base that are like passionate about yeah but the fans usually of somebody like

[00:10:22] Dies or Burr they're the worst people Dies and Burr's a lot different it's no they're not Dies

[00:10:29] I went to see Burr and Davey Sivy's Orchestra which if you you guys don't know what that it's an

[00:10:34] incredible place so to see the fans I mean guys who are actively grabbing their women by their

[00:10:39] arm fat yeah yeah yeah yeah and just don't embarrass me yeah it's empty really yeah I assume

[00:10:45] and these fans are great that I've heard otherwise my entire life but I went to see tool a year ago

[00:10:52] which guess who I ran into a tool who Lewis and of course yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah no

[00:11:05] everybody's like cuz they're all old now yeah so they still look the same they'll look like you

[00:11:10] know like driving lowered civics yep you know like Le Brey piercing guys a lot of piercing with

[00:11:17] the Caesar hair and the chip strap yes and then holding Caesar's are awesome thing to watch still

[00:11:22] the middle school glasses yeah the rectangular middle school glasses yes hell yeah those guys all

[00:11:27] the tool concert brethren's yeah real nice yeah yeah I don't know dude I don't I see I hear you're

[00:11:34] saying that I know we have like a bad section but like dice is just that times a hundred you would

[00:11:41] have to think yeah but their soul his fans are so old that they're not like they've lost yes I see

[00:11:46] you you know I mean they'll come out there when he was there at the improv and I saw him at the

[00:11:50] comedy store people knew who came out like watching all the misogynistic whitening yeah it's cute

[00:11:57] because they don't have strength to beat their way it's got right they have a slip dish yeah it's

[00:12:02] like they have the wheel you love to actually jump on you used to beat me yeah now what do you

[00:12:08] do nothing like there would be great a pill like but for like see it's kind of you know if

[00:12:17] big pills it's like get have the strength to beat your wife pills yeah give him in this situation

[00:12:22] and forget you've been demoted a hundred times at work and have your manliness back enough to

[00:12:27] fucking backhand your wife the worst thing I worked in social work and the worst thing was to see

[00:12:32] a guy who you knew had a history of like his beating the shit out of people so old he's had a

[00:12:37] skilled nurse me this is called Vi aggravated assault very nice very nice very nice it's

[00:12:46] waiting for the shot yeah it was nice it was nice you can like Obama with the three you can

[00:12:50] get ready in the corner dude I watch that video and it was like it is like charming just to

[00:12:54] watch the video but it's on Twitter and then all the comments are just all these people like I

[00:12:58] want a fuck kid she's always like middle-aged women talking about I'm like oh now I remember

[00:13:02] why I hate there's like a video of him like Obama splash Nicole Shakin oh yeah you hit a

[00:13:07] three yeah and after that's how I do it or something yeah that's what I do yeah Bruno Moggles

[00:13:14] gets out there gives which is three it would be even cooler if he just like absolutely airballed

[00:13:19] it and then he was still like that's what I do yeah doesn't even look yeah it just turned away I

[00:13:25] don't give a shit I don't fucking care anymore I don't give a shit about anything

[00:13:31] I would have partially my fault but I would have loved him bite would have followed up and

[00:13:35] try to shoot a three himself but or at least get close as he could even like against the glass

[00:13:40] and just like just look at the camera like you know right there it I don't it's so sad to see

[00:13:45] people wanting fucking Barack Obama back in office you know I mean I think or think that come out

[00:13:49] come on Harris will be you know female Barack Obama yeah yeah we just know what she wants she's lame

[00:13:55] yeah yeah Obama has swag he just with the Democratic Party got lucky because Bill Clinton

[00:14:04] and Barack Obama there's no yeah don't let him Barack Obama's like two of the most charismatic

[00:14:09] people that have ever lived yeah okay I mean and to think that you can repeat that success which

[00:14:14] they try to do with Kamala with Mayor Pete to with his stupid bitch fucking sleeves rolled up

[00:14:20] it's like he's not that guy he's unlikable and this is a level of like ability that is fucking

[00:14:25] unobtainable for most people who aren't already like fucking Tom even Tom Cruise isn't that cool

[00:14:31] right you know but I mean like you gotta be like it's usually celebrities like fucking Jack Nicholson

[00:14:36] and it's cool people don't want to admit it but Donald Trump has his own type of charisma

[00:14:40] it's on the other end of the spectrum yeah no it's like yeah it's like a rat pack energy yeah

[00:14:46] the one good thing is that like people are like just wait till a more what about like a more organized

[00:14:51] Trump it's like he doesn't know Republican Tom Cotton doesn't have the songs he's not gonna he's

[00:14:57] gonna try yeah he doesn't know it'll be hilarious when he tries it won't be as funny when he's being

[00:15:02] racist it's not people don't want to hang out with those guys Trump does have that thing of like

[00:15:06] those guys literally love him he's guys are also they're also racist but they would want to fucking

[00:15:12] they want to be his boy they'd wait in the fucking cold do yeah look at some zero

[00:15:18] yeah yeah like they're like as cool as Democrats get once you knock Bill Clinton and Barack Obama

[00:15:25] out it's like they reach the level of like the property brothers and not even the cool goth one

[00:15:34] yeah right yeah exactly not the goth one no not the goth one this is fucking too regular

[00:15:38] scott or Jeremy yeah Scott and Jeremy Scott are their names that guy rocks dude i love the goth

[00:15:44] property bro man but yeah i don't know he does he does i think he does i i mean he doesn't have any

[00:15:51] fucking you know it doesn't be a bad president but he was a swag he had swag who Trump no no Barack

[00:15:57] i mean you're dying against all the odds when it was to be the first black president i mean you

[00:16:02] would have to be overly charismatic for sure you know in understanding that he would never have

[00:16:07] met nak there's much change is what we want because that's why i love going on like black twitter and

[00:16:11] even instagram where he gets have like somebody gets breaking down why barak is so great at the

[00:16:16] end of the day it is just the fact he had poise well part of the job of being president is being

[00:16:21] ahead of state and like that it is it does matter to be fucking charismatic and presentable and

[00:16:27] you know somebody that people enjoy watching i mean you can like brock obama is not like he is

[00:16:32] entertaining the watch right you know it's not grading it's not grading in the way like Kamala

[00:16:37] Harris can be great right it's interesting to watch brock now because now he's out and kind of

[00:16:42] dizzy that he gives a fuck he now is just styling everybody like you know he knows he'll become a

[00:16:46] meme so now he just miles a walkout with Rockefeller music you know what i mean i'm going to throw

[00:16:50] up a dime because that last one he was like just sitting there saying like what if i was president

[00:16:56] and if i did all it and he was what did you say you said Beijing berry yeah Beijing berry come on

[00:17:01] i mean that was he thought that he chuckled himself and knowing that i'm about to drop a bar you know

[00:17:06] i mean which isn't even that's how charismatic he is because it's a shit joke yeah imagine mayor

[00:17:12] Pete was like they'd call me pecking Pete people like boo off you move you're gay fucking get you

[00:17:20] made us homophobic again you're the wrong type of gay yeah you're not even the cool kind of game

[00:17:26] all lawsuits coming his way yeah i have to think about for an hour i i owes me for that 1750

[00:17:33] a lot just quietly gnawing on the podium waiting he's got a posted note that says like paking

[00:17:39] Pete with like the metrics they got when they focused on those words because the most glaring

[00:17:47] was like i forget what it was there was some like article that was like people trust people who

[00:17:52] curse more and oh yeah literally you know the next day i was like yeah no it wasn't him it was um

[00:17:58] made a bomb of rest it was Tom Perez oh that was like it's time to get fuck series

[00:18:09] after the shooting in El Paso but it was like i'm fucking cunt motherfucker pissed

[00:18:15] at these like shirts that had said shit on them so funny yeah fucking loser i still want to get

[00:18:24] one of those yeah mayor Pete invest in black business i want to see beto skateboard into traffic

[00:18:31] his arms out like art Simpson and he just fucking gets nailed by the Biden bus that would rock

[00:18:37] the Biden's driving at five miles per hour when he was fast as a bus used to go he used to get in i

[00:18:46] remember i remember they used to call buses catalax that's right show good job it's it it is so funny

[00:18:59] that he's he's the other option he is so fucking he has so much Alzheimer's it's crazy dude yeah

[00:19:06] like you see a video of him talking from eight years ago yeah not even and it's like he looks old

[00:19:11] but he's he can talk that front line where they're like oh actually it's a starter and it's like oh

[00:19:16] that's what it is it's his lifelong starter right that we're all familiar with he hasn't been the

[00:19:20] public eye for 50 years there's about 50 years of him talking yeah it came back it actually comes

[00:19:28] back when you get old as fuck yeah yeah it is like this is funny though huh all timers is funny though

[00:19:36] it is an entertaining version of a president yeah you know it would be funny if he grabs somebody's

[00:19:42] tits like and not remember it you know what i mean like i remember i was working with these

[00:19:46] old people and the funny thing about when you have Alzheimer's is there's always somebody that

[00:19:50] doesn't believe you have it so they're always like testing you that's what i mean like that's

[00:19:54] me the Alex Jones of the nursing home i don't believe him wrong no it's really sad like early

[00:20:03] dementia you just get paranoid you think everyone's lying to you yeah yeah you think everyone's

[00:20:08] gaslighting yeah it's funny because my grandma has like dementia she can't remember shit you talk to

[00:20:12] her and she'll just keep asking the same questions over and over again but she's like in such good

[00:20:17] spirits hmm oh they get happy again it's because i think she was like ditzy her whole life so she's

[00:20:22] like okay just being right right no my grandma was like a really she was like i'm the real lady

[00:20:27] where do you live yeah that's your name and you're my grandson and what are you doing here

[00:20:36] my grandma what's your name yeah my grandma was such a bitch when i i went to visit her and she was

[00:20:41] dying she was like she's like who are you and she's like you got fatter it's like you're like no

[00:20:47] grandma i've always been fat how the fuck did you know that you're a fucking bitch no grandma i've

[00:20:52] been you know i am or not she's like i'm just here but i like rationally speaking you odds are

[00:21:00] a man that looks like you probably got fatter you ate less at a certain point fucking bitch

[00:21:06] greek people hate fappy my grandma was so mean and then she had dementia and then she became a really

[00:21:11] nice person she kept she would like we'd go over like for dinner me and my sister when we were kids

[00:21:16] and she would like legendarily give us like two carrots like three she's the one who said the

[00:21:22] beef yeah you should have seen the size of it when i put before i put it in the oven like we don't

[00:21:27] know how cooking works yeah very interesting trait yeah she had one could say that she's the

[00:21:34] that generation is kind of all gone oh it's a generation yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah it's born out

[00:21:40] of poverty yeah oh certainly yeah it's certainly no young uh people that share that trait it's not a

[00:21:49] cultural trait in regards to generational everybody's everybody's grandma's like that

[00:21:56] can you expand on that i am that's what i'm doing right now you're saying it's not cultural i'm

[00:22:01] agreeing with you i'm saying my in a sarcastic voice though my grandma i would never i would never

[00:22:09] do my grandma was the same generation and that bitches out there just whipping up fucking

[00:22:16] crepes okay that out of out of um like poverty crepes like it's just flour and water but they were

[00:22:23] good as fuck she would grab his stolen from the neighbor's driveway yeah she had like eight fucking

[00:22:28] uh eight siblings and they moved them to fucking Bulgaria because her dad was a communist they fled

[00:22:33] Greece and they were just like during the war just eating like half a loaf of bread yeah what's

[00:22:39] the old Bulgaria was the cool one and albania was the shitty one yeah i would say so that Bulgaria is

[00:22:46] a little better i don't know but yeah he had he had the hookup he was like he the Nazis were

[00:22:52] hunting communists in northern Greece and then he had like the hookup in Bulgaria oh that's

[00:22:56] spoken about they ran a little fucking deli it's a different timeline than i'm thinking uh yeah probably

[00:23:03] i'm this is we're talking literally world war two yeah this is my grandma's snuck out as a little

[00:23:06] ass girl that's way back yeah uh albania is fucking lame-er for sure yeah Bulgaria is a little better

[00:23:13] with the exception well albania went with like Stalinism and Bulgaria didn't right i don't

[00:23:19] fucking know they were communist though i don't know what it was 60s yeah well i don't fucking know

[00:23:24] the different i don't even know what Stalinism means it's like more oppressive than shit yeah

[00:23:29] secret lists of people yeah yeah it is but it only has a solid verhoe to logs but when we look at

[00:23:36] Stalin don't we always consider the amount he killed to yeah it was a 20 million he did some numbers

[00:23:42] yeah he did more number he did he did bigger than he did like now technically killed more people but

[00:23:49] it was through like bad policy yeah yeah they just mismanaged him well Stalin just threw bodies

[00:23:56] at the nazis for for you know like during the siege of stalling i mean they lost like but his

[00:24:02] own people did he kill his own people yeah yeah then he sent a bunch of people to google logs and so

[00:24:08] when did he die 1953 1956 nice i can't remember he was hot you saw that picture him when he was

[00:24:16] little who's young he wasn't he was fucked up he was like he was like five three and had a baby

[00:24:23] he was like wait Stalin yeah he was five three in a baby arm and he was like a pockmark face

[00:24:29] well i saw a take of him he looks fucking good yeah who would play him in a movie nick maulin yeah

[00:24:34] it's because i'm a talent actor with lifts i mean i mean i mean then ibm commercial is enough yeah

[00:24:41] i would play young trotzky he looks pretty all right he has no adam would sit at home fans

[00:24:46] aside that's not bad what do you mean sitting in the middle he looks like nick he does come i

[00:24:52] mean i don't have that phenotype that's two uh that's two like uh i mean he's georgian he's

[00:24:58] he's got he's got like a latin flavor i don't have

[00:25:02] he's got some song you know he has DNA he's telling him he does he looks like he looks like he's like

[00:25:09] he looks like he gets some rhythm to him yeah and the band and the band you know he ain't

[00:25:15] it's like you're safe Stalin oh rr rr rr rr rr rr rr

[00:25:20] young Stalin by simon you don't see a lot of people really capin for Stalin like that you know i mean

[00:25:25] cuz there are there's like there's some racist one there's some 12 year olds on twitch russians do

[00:25:30] for sure yeah and russian became like Stalin became even more popular in russia after the

[00:25:35] russian the soviet i don't know there's no shirt you know i mean every political leader has some

[00:25:39] sort of like routinely ranks among their like the most like popular russian of all time that's

[00:25:44] awesome personable how would we be able to get to like have them bubble like how do we get like

[00:25:48] more people you got to get rage against the machine and putting out with him on the car

[00:25:53] so just like army green red for like some kind of phase and i was on i was on vacation in

[00:25:59] mexico with my family when i was like 12 and i bought a chaikafara t-shirt because i thought

[00:26:03] did you know what you were buying i thought it was rage against the machine

[00:26:08] oh yeah dude i had that shirt when i was like that same age when did you stop listening to rage

[00:26:12] because i was just thinking about zach the lorocha and the whole thing when renegades the phone

[00:26:16] came out we were just talking about that yeah yeah that yeah yeah i think to me was like when

[00:26:21] they when they broke up renegades the phone came out it was just all but a bunch of covers and

[00:26:24] then yeah fucking then the band broke up yeah cuz at a certain point sometimes people break up when

[00:26:30] they know it's time because our evil creatively are you know aesthetically yeah it's like how

[00:26:34] much can they reach when the guy started playing a guitar like a turntable i was like what are we

[00:26:38] doing what are we doing just kid Capriena fucking got me a guitar i was like no this is not going

[00:26:44] but even come up because it's like everything works in cycles so they stop i would think that

[00:26:49] you know this way cycles where run the jewels comes in and then it's like well we need to go back

[00:26:54] to the studio we got we're missing that on cash but like renegades the phone you know i'm saying

[00:26:59] like conscious hip hop you're saying i don't know do too many run the jewels man i like the

[00:27:04] sachael a rocke guy like out of making anything i think like every once every 10 years he's like

[00:27:09] i got a screen saver coming out it's like dumb project nobody has any i feel like every white guy

[00:27:15] in music who has dreadlocks did they stop at a certain point that gets work on their dreadlocks

[00:27:21] that's what happened to jonathan davis from corn the counting crows guy too counting crows guy did

[00:27:26] you know you fuck corny corny cocks yeah that's wild bro this is all a famer they gave it didn't

[00:27:32] mean for like a long time yeah i think so it's so weird because like i don't know if you guys have

[00:27:36] ever like felt dreadlocks like a woman's dreadlock on your face um-hmm if they're not conditioned it

[00:27:40] gets on the train yeah yeah because getting a little too close and smell like just the amount of like

[00:27:48] mare and frankincense in your nose you know you know dreadlocks feel great and sometimes it just

[00:27:52] feels like really judgy wheat you know what i mean or something or just like it feels just like

[00:27:58] petrified dog shit you know i bet you his were not good no he's still got him i saw when i first

[00:28:04] moved to his fake wasn't it i don't think no you know what fake dreads gherick about do no no yeah

[00:28:10] that's what it's like we lost our mind wow yeah bro because she had to she had her tan full of

[00:28:16] them and then when she finally said it it was just like the whole time the whole time uh-uh

[00:28:20] yes it was all yarn yarn and yarn and and i don't know soy i think it was always indian people's

[00:28:28] hair i think that's what we've served made out of that's what high grade we high grade like your

[00:28:32] hair would be great weave thank you it's like i've been saying but like you could turn it to a light

[00:28:38] skin black woman within an afternoon oh that's that's that's my that's my backup after the podcast i

[00:28:44] just ruined you've ruined them for years like you could be a professor of African-American history at

[00:28:50] some small town college and you get out in especially what somebody does like a background check i'm

[00:28:54] gonna dole us all but they won't find out i'm a man but they'll find out yeah now they will they'll

[00:28:59] just ignore that part because it's like problematic yeah it's fraught to bring up that you're pretending

[00:29:05] to be a woman that'll be a good smokescreen actually yeah you use trains oh it's because i'm

[00:29:10] trams yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah racial dole is all she told people she's a

[00:29:14] black man that would have been yeah see yeah check and mate yeah come right back around but in anon if

[00:29:21] you could do you could do double rail you could be trans black you could be trans shawn king

[00:29:28] oh okay and you was trans shawn king of juda uh-huh and i think people would like really give

[00:29:32] it's showing so funny he's the best yeah he's both is he white like what's going on there see that's the

[00:29:38] thing is he like you know you still it's like the mcs sure of all your race so they don't know what

[00:29:43] last last i want to check and i'm probably has details wrong but he was clearly raised by white

[00:29:48] people right but the story is is that his mom cheated on his dad with a black guy right but his

[00:29:54] birth certificate and he like everything is all white people but he has a friend from high school

[00:29:58] that vouches that he was black in high school but he's definitely like conning people right oh yeah

[00:30:08] sure well that's that's what i like about yeah yeah yeah as soon as anything he's like uh you know

[00:30:14] he's like waking up and like there's just he's like spilling cereal all over sure he's like oh i

[00:30:18] mean i gotta put on it's fun for george floyd uh so the guy died yeah i'm collecting money for

[00:30:25] uh for him for a pencil cases for his kids or some shit so go ahead just give me 50 million dollars

[00:30:33] he's the king of like going to like black summits where the flyer is made on ms word you know what

[00:30:38] i mean it's like or like like guys who you've never heard of but they have these like really

[00:30:43] intricate names like you know clairace nigeria you know like africa africa jones and then i can

[00:30:51] sit in there and everyone's pointing at you everyone's pointing at you with a flag and shan kee is our

[00:30:56] speaker and it's just so weird as you know interracial or white con man yeah just in just majestic black

[00:31:02] majestic is the middle of the hotel all these hotels oh it don't let me fabric every fabric i've

[00:31:07] been counting this when he turns up the juice when it's when it's january 29 he's like mcdonald's

[00:31:14] yeah his race is mcdonald's yeah he thinks he's a mc chicken yeah nobody nobody gets mad at mcdonald's

[00:31:22] for for appropriating it's true no because they mean it yeah as much as a company could mcdonald's

[00:31:29] mean they mean that they want black people to buy their chickens yeah but the way they go they

[00:31:34] are they used to i don't know if they still do but up until like 2015 no i remember it's mcdonald's

[00:31:39] on black history there's not a white person on screen yeah and it's like they got like fucking

[00:31:44] jazz i mean that's kind of well they had a website i know i've mentioned it before but they had like

[00:31:50] a black history month website yeah it's just all this shit about like african floor and fauna on it

[00:31:56] for real i mean it was wild yeah it was like it was like it was like at the tail end of

[00:32:00] should companies have websites or not right before social media right right i mean i think it was

[00:32:05] 365 black dot com was a URL yes yeah yeah here's the thing about mcdonald's field on thing about

[00:32:11] if they don't know this is that they do a thing they were it was a point mcdonald's they were getting

[00:32:14] really deep into wings i remember that and here's the thing that i read this i was on this like black

[00:32:19] site that it's kind of like the smoking gun it goes really deep they had an initiative to wear

[00:32:23] in black neighborhoods they were charging a buck last for wings oh hell yeah and like in some places

[00:32:29] they were not penalizing the management if they were just giving out wings wow so imagine you get

[00:32:34] started piecing the pelican briefing all these shit together it's like hold on brother hold on

[00:32:40] hold on now i was on the what and you know i mean i i i'm saving hundreds of dollars a month you know

[00:32:47] and like agents are following you and i'm gonna take the follow the money you know i mean

[00:32:54] that's so crazy that rocks but then in white neighborhoods the health is salads

[00:32:59] so like in black name it it's hard to get a mcdonald's salad the idea of a mcdonald's salad makes me

[00:33:03] want to throw up yeah dude they were gonna choose smoothies like green smoothies really only in

[00:33:08] white neighborhoods yeah but remember that push it was like i think i was in high school when

[00:33:12] mcdonald's was trying to go healthy i mean i i never when i was like i had a heavy mcdonald's

[00:33:18] face and what i would do always is i would i get a ten dollar lunch and i'd get ten mc chicken

[00:33:23] sand which is off the dollar respect and i would in one sitting are you fucking with me fucking

[00:33:28] ten eat them up respect dude would you know fries though no nothing no a dippleman you dip them i

[00:33:34] didn't even put the sauce on it you treat them like chips dip them and fucking the smooth

[00:33:39] sour sauce give me more respect i got ten sandwiches i want at least ten cups wait i mean green bun

[00:33:46] too yeah well to let all that ten dude i used to when i would go to taco bell the only thing i

[00:33:52] know i've ordered from taco bell for sure is the grande meal and when they test marketed the

[00:33:58] taco party which was an additional two tacos over the fucking grande meal in the box one sitting

[00:34:04] how do you stay on this show interesting like you have every week you have to hear him talk

[00:34:08] about his food escapades we have a very interesting there's a very interesting relationship to food

[00:34:13] here because nick is fat in his heart yes and when it comes down literally and metaphorically

[00:34:18] speaking what we were both fat children my blood pressure is like 150 over 110 yours is probably

[00:34:24] regular no i wouldn't say that but but i will but i came from a loving immigrant household yeah

[00:34:30] where my mother kept feeding me and told me i was fat food was and i was

[00:34:34] good i was gorgeous somehow immigrant food is much more healthy than america but we were born too

[00:34:39] so there was like hot dogs and hot pockets on deck it wasn't just like it wasn't just like my

[00:34:43] mom wasn't always cooking like you know basteachio moussaintina like even if she was you can get fat

[00:34:48] off anything yeah but yeah you look like one of the fact he was gonna do a cartwheel you know i

[00:34:53] appreciate because that's because he's never lost weight ever no no i'm not i'm not i follow

[00:34:58] stop those photos i have with matae lane very brave thank you crazy brave of matae

[00:35:05] i hope i don't it's just the worst the most unranted gay porn ever you know i mean absolutely but you

[00:35:12] i would say you're probably the healthiest of all three no i'm telling you bro i want to see

[00:35:16] a dietitian and he told me some adam is adam adam is wrote they're only thinking about it

[00:35:21] do you even know that he smokes cigarettes but outside of that he's the healthiest yeah he also

[00:35:26] has a lot less and me and stop are both very angry people yeah that's true you know like we have to go

[00:35:32] to we have to go to say like i don't go to therapy but i should yeah he has to go or we have to go or

[00:35:38] get into fights with people but yeah adam goes because it's like a cultural event yeah it's like

[00:35:44] going to shul exactly what he says for not going to therapy that listening to show our total bullshit

[00:35:49] you i don't know what you're running from oh yeah you should go to there i mean i should feel

[00:35:53] you're smarter than the reason is i'm lazy it's like it's not that i'm like how are you that's the

[00:35:59] bullshit you have you have a very successful but even for the podcast writer comedian you're not

[00:36:05] lazy um well no you want i mean it's not funny and i'd prefer not to even have the conversation but

[00:36:11] the oh no the reality is in my personal life i have like close friends that i talk to you all the time

[00:36:18] who are like valuable resources to me okay and and hopefully vice versa and i like i do have people

[00:36:25] in my life that i can talk to that like you know i work through not the same as therapy but it's not

[00:36:30] the same as therapy but it's also too it's like a lot of i have gone to therapy i've gone to therapist

[00:36:35] a lot of them are shitty and it's like there's no guarantee because i also have i i treat it like

[00:36:40] going to see like a medical professional where i'm not like i'm not gonna like tiptoe it's like i'm

[00:36:44] paying you know hundreds of dollars an hour it's like this is specifically what's bothering me

[00:36:48] yeah and like you know like i talk about it explore whatever the issue is and it's often like not

[00:36:55] particularly insightful that doesn't mean that like there's not therapists that are good at their

[00:36:59] job but it's still somebody that's just like a fucking therapist you know right right and it's

[00:37:04] like if i have friends who are smart people that i know have some kind of interest in you know how

[00:37:10] i feel or how i think or whatever who do offer like critical insight that it has like helped me a

[00:37:16] lot you know it's good and it's good that in my experience has been way more of a valuable resource

[00:37:23] than any like professional i there's very like the times i have gone to see therapists here and

[00:37:29] there it's like there no none of them have ever said something that makes me go oh huh yeah i guess

[00:37:34] i could change that but let's just do this can i come because my background my my parents are

[00:37:38] working in social services mom Ellen you know training for MLFT social worker so i'm a little

[00:37:44] biased but i'll say this the moment you're just like you're looking for that aha moment and it

[00:37:48] never comes all the time in therapy you're right yeah yeah yeah so it also takes like honestly i felt

[00:37:53] that way for the first six months not an aha mom like you know i and again i tend to just fucking

[00:37:59] edit it out because i don't like no but it just that would be the that would be the weirdest thing

[00:38:03] for you that no it wouldn't it wouldn't be weird that it out because it shows it's supposed to be a

[00:38:07] comedy show it's not supposed to be like it's funny but you're making dreams go hold on i'll add

[00:38:12] something funny yeah go for it bro okay it stays in i saw your sweats move yeah dude there was a

[00:38:21] devious ripple because blue there was there was a nice little ripple i've got i've been getting

[00:38:25] into farting i've been getting the beating off more it's i've had a really wild class karona beating

[00:38:31] off as a different animal i've been putting up wild numbers i don't know i also i took at

[00:38:37] all sometimes i feel like i beat off more on atterol yeah because your dick doesn't get fully hard

[00:38:42] see i don't okay here but this if you take atterol and a dick pill yeah then it's the limit

[00:38:48] then it's like limitless yeah then i'm Bradley Cooper

[00:38:53] get the message because i just like it's awesome dude it rocks it would be great if you masturbated

[00:38:58] all throughout the movie you know i think is it when you're at higher altitudes easier or harder

[00:39:04] to maintain an erection i would think it'd be harder right because you do need blood is thinner

[00:39:09] yeah well that's oxygen but it's more viscos that's true i don't know how to concentrate but so

[00:39:15] so underwater would your dick get even thicker because water is because you're so if you know

[00:39:19] you should do this winter you should go to denver and trade train and beat off beat off with the peak

[00:39:24] yeah on a on a rocky and rocky for me i'm gonna be some woolish like that like you get an air

[00:39:30] b&b and denver and i can smash up all the dishes yeah like i can you and marathon runner yeah

[00:39:37] but it's about fucking putting it's about getting pussy you still bust in three minutes i have

[00:39:42] a doesn't really matter no i first of all i have you know i don't bust fast you know i have a

[00:39:47] fucked up foreskin that stops me from busting fast mmm it's a gift and a curse at the same time

[00:39:52] i honestly can count on that one hand the amount of times i've really busted super fast

[00:39:58] yeah you got stamina like it's because my dick is fucked up i don't see a sitting here crossing

[00:40:03] you because i'm telling you people were messaging me all day like knowing that i might be doing this

[00:40:07] the amount of questions one girl asked me please look at his crotch and let me know i'll tell

[00:40:12] if what he's hard well he's not hard he's coming in his pants like it was like he's

[00:40:19] hard right now look if everyone wants no my dick is not as small as i say but it's not big how about

[00:40:25] it's powerful to say your dick is very powerful you're very powerful i don't have like a sub i do

[00:40:31] the same thing yeah i feel like it's famous i think it's like more famous like my dick i jfl you know

[00:40:36] yeah yeah my dick is done more than i have but it's look it's fine honestly some i have to say

[00:40:44] at the certain angles i've taken some pics of my penis where i'm like who is this guy you know what

[00:40:48] i mean where i'm like hell yeah dude i sent that one but you should do that thing that some artists

[00:40:53] are conceptual artists they take a photo every day of before a year and it gets me this huge

[00:40:57] ex-ex

[00:41:15] it would be funny if men did dumb shit like that also yeah it would just have like just all hang

[00:41:21] out and show each other our car our car is a little less dick yeah it's rough we all draw each

[00:41:25] other's car oh my god i would kill to have that kind of it was a real it was a like a spiritual

[00:41:30] experience for us we all grew closer together even though we all hate each other and gossip about

[00:41:36] each other constantly we'll never actually really have because we we fuck the same person and now

[00:41:41] we'll never forgive each other but that's what brotherhood is about that's why we had to create

[00:41:48] an instagram account so everyone knows that we're friends women are constantly just trying to

[00:41:53] destroy each other yeah they're just at war with each other right well that's why they can't be

[00:41:58] in charge of the best example is like girls move in they become roommates and then they get like

[00:42:03] notes all over the house it's like i love us house rules best friends forever yeah yeah like two guys

[00:42:09] can live with each other for a decade and you'd be like i think that guy's name is glaat

[00:42:16] but if the house phone rang and it's like hey man it's glaing your roommate can you bail me out

[00:42:20] of jail you'd be like oh yeah i guess i gotta go bail out my roommate yeah yeah yeah that's where

[00:42:25] as a girl would be like mmm sorry bath i forgot you fucking you used my stand mixer to impress that

[00:42:34] guy i liked so now we hate each other it does feel like a lot of those friendships are made only to

[00:42:42] destroy that person in private because i've seen like let's just say i have a history like dating

[00:42:46] lady comics and you'll see the worst people in the entire day less than they should be

[00:42:56] unequivocally they should be gassed

[00:42:58] yeah there should be a genocide there should be a van that comes by that says five minutes of stage

[00:43:07] time in here it's like rock this is refinery 29 yes yeah come here you're a funny 20 right half

[00:43:14] hour series you're a finalist hop in he tossed pumps right back into the fucking cargo

[00:43:22] if trump did a tweet he was like i'm doing all the lady comics their monsters were setting them

[00:43:27] they were injecting them from this country i would have for half a second you vote for them i might

[00:43:33] maybe yeah you should man but it'll be it'll be historic yeah that's how he unites the tent that's

[00:43:41] the that's the key to the big tent yeah just throw the lady comics onto the bus but anyway you were

[00:43:46] saying no oh no but just watching the the glimmer they have in their eye to talk about i've seen

[00:43:51] someone's fuck when someone fuck something up the look they have to like punish them for it

[00:43:57] somebody that's known for talking shit and i'm not saying all this is of course of course it's

[00:44:02] like if you're not known for talking but you can say nasty shit the first one goes to appearance

[00:44:06] who they fucked well i was one woman i was with she was talking about somebody who's famous

[00:44:11] his public figure and guess what's going on all night about how she smelled no yeah you know because

[00:44:16] she had a fat person smell yeah like she and she was just a girl from the was already special with

[00:44:21] the one arm wait what remember the r e's travira a special couple years ago we just trashed them

[00:44:27] lady one arm who wasn't even famous they worked at the uh she didn't work as she was just hanging

[00:44:32] out the comedy store but in especially it's like she just said that uh you know that like fat smell

[00:44:40] and it was so funny because that clip it was before they finally got him with kobe it took forever

[00:44:45] for the world to get our because our we just do this horrific shit and then just be like yeah you

[00:44:49] just turn off your phone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all you have to do

[00:44:53] is not look at your phone for like two weeks you just get off the internet on vacation

[00:44:59] yeah it's free you don't have to work

[00:45:02] it's just got time off work yeah i feel bad for him because i talked to black comics in l.a.

[00:45:07] who like he doesn't know when he gets when he touches down and the comedy store opens up

[00:45:12] that fate is waiting for yeah that's right that's right did you see the video gods in it

[00:45:19] did you see the video god free man yeah he's like ari fucks around he's a comedian but this time he

[00:45:26] went too far i mean he's like basically like if he gets killed because of it he will have deserved

[00:45:34] it godfrey who's like the most chill not gonna rock the boat like anything just fucking he's like

[00:45:47] if ari gets killed he had it coming i used to open from in the bay area and know it god free

[00:45:54] knowing it like if godfrey came in just wanted to fight ari shafir like ari would have to get

[00:46:00] his murder her on site you know i mean the amount of working out and all the all the natural medicine

[00:46:06] he's basically our luke age you know oh my god he's like yeah he's in korean stars like i think

[00:46:12] like if they flew him back there he could just kill all the cops up there unrape all the people

[00:46:17] you know i mean and just take it to but are you but dude i would just stay away from l.a.

[00:46:23] or he's just got to treat he's gonna start doing like demily green room you can start doing shows in

[00:46:28] the forest you know for nazis yeah star trek nazis yes we're actually white supremacist

[00:46:36] that's such a funny casting yeah that's that nazis would just have like some card yes just like a

[00:46:42] fat british man yeah that's like would you like to draw in my ransest gang in the family

[00:46:48] we're going to rape the chinese that movie rock yeah we met the guy from star wars and he's doing

[00:46:54] nazi shit out in the woods damn he's phoned the guy's phone finally works in the woods he's like

[00:47:01] we met at Picard there was a line in that dead bang movie i watched the premises like don johnson

[00:47:06] he's just some alcoholic cop his wife left him and then a last cop gets murdered in l.a. and then

[00:47:11] he's like investigating the murder it turns out to be connected to this like white supremacist ring

[00:47:15] oh nice she's like nationwide so he's like blowing up this like huge case of connected white supremacy

[00:47:22] but he's going through the evidence from like the initial bust and there's all this like hate

[00:47:26] speech shit and he's reading it and he's like you know it's like like uh we have to secure

[00:47:31] future for the white race and he's like so what they just sit around writing this bullshit

[00:47:38] don johnson rocks oh he's incredible yeah he's so incredible yeah now that was i was like i was

[00:47:45] surprised that that movie was as entertaining as well i might watch that i love don't do the best

[00:47:49] i saw him in terms of scolie was filling Nash bridges yeah that guy is truly johnny on the spot

[00:47:55] yeah like he i was like i was an amor because i was sitting down there and we were all with some

[00:47:59] young and a lady asked for a cigarette like a light and he gets he gets before she even finishes

[00:48:05] and gets had the lighter ready to go yeah guess another guy another guy that's charismatic to a

[00:48:10] degree that people don't even appreciate because he kind of transcends that like disgusting 80s

[00:48:15] malaise where like you watch miami vice now and he doesn't seem like a fucking 80s dork right

[00:48:21] whereas the other guy that what's his name yeah tubs yeah but the actors uh oh no his name

[00:48:28] um wait a minute um jimmy fox yeah wait uh every belafonte uh no no it's uh i'm picturing his face

[00:48:38] right now of course yeah because he's got his his last thing sounds like how wavy is here yeah he

[00:48:42] had clearly do uh he's one of the only people that has uh atoni and oscar and amor he's an egot

[00:48:50] yeah no he does not he doesn't oscar he does yeah for what i don't know just said that

[00:48:59] um no actually what i think it is is he has a necklace that says he's tommy is it like he has

[00:49:04] a necklace that says egot because he he wanted to go into music after miami vice mhm uh michael

[00:49:10] philip thomas philip michael thomas and yeah he wanted to go into um and then be wow he looks

[00:49:18] crazy now did he lose his hair now he grew like a big gray beard out and oh he looks cool now

[00:49:25] let's see looks like sana oh shit he does look kind like black ladder man yeah and he's a handsome guy

[00:49:31] um yeah career um miami vice nash bridges grand theft auto vice city what a funny arch

[00:49:39] mhm uh video games uh sneeze show the famous show i was on my co-stars second show that he

[00:49:48] pity gave me a spot on and then a video game based off of the show i was rolling down as a psychic

[00:49:55] readers network oh gosh yeah i hope he's fucking caked up i hope he's not broke yeah he's too cute

[00:50:02] uh is a retired american actor and musician i'm trying to find that he got my phone now oh yeah

[00:50:11] oh he invented the term oh thomas coined the acronym egot oh what how do you know that

[00:50:18] big again that was that fucking did placemat thing you i don't know the man's name what a

[00:50:23] beautiful mind but i feel like i feel like that was a weirdest donchito black history

[00:50:27] of all the commercial yeah right you know i mean in reference to his plans for winning all four so

[00:50:31] he was the one that he was planning he was planning it respect yeah and so he he coined the term

[00:50:37] he quit which i would have gone toge

[00:50:41] mm-hmm yeah i'm trying to get a toge i'm trying to get my page

[00:50:51] who who got it who's gotten um john connery rest in peace john connery yeah i'm so glad i was

[00:50:59] whoopi whoopi isn't he got how do you know the amount of people who are rushing to have a retarded

[00:51:04] Sean Connery women beating take on social media oh yeah i mean that is actually he's bad

[00:51:11] actually the quote is really that's one of the best videos of all time the quote is good yeah he's

[00:51:17] 90 years old and he's james bongtly yeah the fuck do you want i rewatched uh i didn't realize

[00:51:26] his last movie was the league of extraordinary gentlemen 2003 no no no it was no way no no no

[00:51:33] there's no way dude your trapman had to have come out no trapman came out before that wait when

[00:51:37] it was i rewatched it this weekend and it is no chance so what will he do with most times he

[00:51:43] didn't make a movie the last 17 years no bus runs no way yes look it up dude i'm looking up the

[00:51:48] i looked i mean i looked it up and yeah remember that yeah yeah i didn't love that i wouldn't change my

[00:52:02] opinion but that that video is great if you're a strip it of its its substance or whatever and

[00:52:13] then it's just a video of someone thinking they're gonna like all right right right and just like i'll

[00:52:18] give a fucking care i'm like i'm john james bong he's like bobber what do you think was gonna

[00:52:27] happen you're fucking bitch why don't you eat my ass why don't you give me dare

[00:52:38] it's crazy to think that that's how great how official shawn connery is in hollywood in white

[00:52:43] america because like lessy sine beat hally berry uh-huh you know i mean and he's just got this curse on

[00:52:48] him yeah yeah and no one's ever publicly been in interview like wesley what was like you slept

[00:52:52] sixty five percent of hearing out of hally berry's ear but it's also hally berry yeah you know what i

[00:52:57] mean like if shawn also something shawn connery had like a famous beating incident it was his last

[00:53:03] movie but you say a comment like that shawn connery the reality is he probably didn't actually ever

[00:53:09] beat any women it was just his policy yeah because people knew his policy he never had to act on

[00:53:17] right that's part of his strength the rich history of british colonialism right as you you rule by

[00:53:23] promise it's like the nukkachaka new in packs botanica yeah it's like as you see what's it called

[00:53:30] strength piece through strength or whatever yeah that's him the big stick he was carrying

[00:53:36] around the big stick he was carrying around the the big fist sprigs shawl flay and carry a big stick

[00:53:42] that's a that was him that was so yeah he said that yeah no i just looked it up again it was his

[00:53:47] last movie in 2003 and what a piece of shit it was it was i remember seeing it as a little kid i

[00:53:53] really i really watched it yeah we rented it from the fucking like instead of picking one boring story

[00:53:59] let's combine all of the biggest failures in terms of storytelling it was like the avengers but

[00:54:05] they got that it was all these it was uh captain nimo do you remember the other avengers the original

[00:54:11] yeah that that was also a piece of shit yeah yeah with the fucking umbrella yeah was he he was in that

[00:54:18] uh no wait what's that who was the the main the avengers like i think it was also 2000 it was like

[00:54:24] 2001 or something um and it was uh maybe it's year 2000 i don't know but it was like narrated

[00:54:34] it was like great finds it was 98 his great finds and Ralph finds umith thermon yeah umith

[00:54:41] thermon yeah who is a real piece of oh and shawn connery shawn connery was a sure billy shawn

[00:54:47] connery 98 shawn connery is in that and in traben in 98 and then he was in finding Forrester

[00:54:52] uh he was the executive producer for the league of extraordinary oh yeah yeah but this finger

[00:54:58] british squad the squad was dr jekyll mr. Hyde uh dorian gray it was like what was

[00:55:05] dorian when he just carried around a picture it was like captain nimo from fucking 2000

[00:55:11] yeah captain nimo we should have ever read that book no it's shit i i feel like it's terrible

[00:55:18] dad's i'll say it was like i read that as a boy and it was great it's a fucking garbage book dude

[00:55:23] oh and when i watched it my friend was like it's toby from the west wing and brownface

[00:55:29] he was like we got to watch it because captain nimo is toby from the west wing and brownface

[00:55:34] and we re-watched it it was uh it looks a lot like him but it was it was an indian

[00:55:38] indian but he thought it was ever the toby in blackface it's just the only way to reach those voters we

[00:55:44] got a call and they see mr. president this may seem crazy to you but i spent every night this week

[00:55:50] looking at the data because i care this isn't makeup on my face it's my heart on my sleeve

[00:55:58] i guess that's why they call it the west wing just just erin zurgen drunk writing it up

[00:56:06] he had dementia he had dementia oh shawn conner that's by when working on years

[00:56:10] um it's uh it was just out there it's a very sad thing that happens he's just at home slapping all

[00:56:16] the bullets and the couch yeah yeah yeah are you my wife he's slapping everyone when he sees

[00:56:21] pictures are you being it's not a bitch are you bringing a bitch it's not a bitch

[00:56:30] he's just every bitch in the cinipun getting a backhand from shawn conner you listen here

[00:56:36] bitch what the hell is this is this a bitch

[00:56:46] am i looking at a bitch right now

[00:56:55] yes it's very sad all right p all right p to one of the hardest dick savages of all time

[00:57:01] and by the time this comes out it'll be two weeks after and donald trump will have been

[00:57:07] reelected but yeah we still want to put it in front of you if alex trebek had some kind of

[00:57:12] comment about it he's like looks like who got the last laugh just a fictional beef yeah

[00:57:23] this faggot died before his rival they're like damn alex is really not taking to the chemo well

[00:57:45] it's turned to mean in his old age the sweetest man of all time the smoothest because there was

[00:57:50] that rare there was that always that rumor that he could have been dead it's like tom's tom hanks

[00:57:56] tom jones and alkshabek have all had a rumor that they were part black oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:58:01] yeah the hoe-tubs think tom jones is black i'm going to go ahead well tom hanks is petaphile

[00:58:07] no what oh yeah really he's in the he's a boy well and it's good really we talk about he might be

[00:58:13] the top but i can't let this happen tom hanks you want to sound like there's no ways from he

[00:58:18] tom hanks me so clint there's no ways for what he said he's a ched haze ched haze it quit social

[00:58:22] media because he was so sick and tired no he's not because i was this web show called is that you

[00:58:28] care where we look that we reviewed care and videos we reached out to ched hanks he's on cameo

[00:58:34] or yeah giving you full net like hey happy birthday you know what i'm saying the guy that the guy

[00:58:41] that does the voice for the batman animated series batman he's on there and he is one of the

[00:58:46] ugliest people in the entire world and it's so weird he's like he's like a bad man here

[00:58:52] he's a bad man and like he's just faces all fucked up like pop bar he's got a great voice he's like

[00:58:59] i love talking to the fan i gotta remember what bad man sounds like i can't i'm batman

[00:59:03] law he's like hey y'all it's like i just remember that episode i showed you guys where he's like

[00:59:08] what with harvey do yeah he's like gay for harvey den that's so true you better pick her up soon

[00:59:13] harvey or i might still are myself it's like in the batman animated series like harvey den he's

[00:59:19] like he has to go to therapy because he's got like he's suppressing his demons of two-face or whatever

[00:59:24] and fucking so batman's Bruce Wayne's trying to convince his friend harvey to go to therapy

[00:59:30] nobody knows he's batman and so he's like it's there's nothing to be ashamed of about having secrets

[00:59:36] harvey there's anything i know myself it's keeping secrets outside of the context of the audience

[00:59:43] knows he's batman but harvey dent just thinks this is 1930s playboy homosexual Bruce Wayne

[00:59:52] why don't we why don't you come over we can talk about our secrets harvey yeah jeez harv

[00:59:58] harv i know both of us are harv or different harv harv harv why didn't you come over and

[01:00:05] fuck me in the ass harvey um don't fuck homey in the ass oh me don't have fucked in your ass

[01:00:12] my gosh i'm a batman oh wait oh look yeah don't look don't let harvey dent for batman fuck you

[01:00:23] but mark i'm trying it out i want to be gay yeah look at here he is

[01:00:33] robbie fits this is batman calling from way in matter congratulations robbie on your

[01:00:39] he's weird looking yeah he's mad rich he's like he's

[01:00:41] his house is well but also he's not even doing batman voice not at all he just happens to be

[01:00:46] the guy that played batman and now he's like he's making himself british and he's not doing the

[01:00:51] voice they're clearly paying you know it's paying for your face mmm fucking asshole fuck him

[01:00:57] reviewed by katelyn i want to see him like thank you so much kaven i want to see him sliding into

[01:01:02] her dms can i see your pussy katelyn yeah uh jeez harv can i see your pussy katelyn

[01:01:10] marj can i fuck you you're not even like you're not a dancass but marj i want to fuck you in your

[01:01:23] pussy katelyn thanks for using cameo i was just saying keep getting banned from cameo making a

[01:01:33] profile for homo simpson i'm homo yeah i'm the actor i'm played homo i'm the actor homo simpson

[01:01:45] happy birthday eric you fucking bitch nice balls nice balls to christina who's turning five today

[01:01:57] i love it it sounds good eddie furlong's on here somebody sent me a eddie furlong

[01:02:04] what clip it's like really just sad how bad is it look i mean he was eddie furlong um he actually

[01:02:10] he looks he looks better now than you would think he would look the pictures that everyone shared

[01:02:16] of him looking bad looked really bad yeah but he was uh Alex uh what's up uh michael c patrick wanted me to

[01:02:27] answer a question for you um what the fuck was it like to watch my son play drum conner

[01:02:34] terminator dark fate well that wasn't my son um drink here beer oh fuck this is the motherfucker from

[01:02:44] terminator yeah wow yeah no he was fucked he had a hard life it looked he started looking really

[01:02:51] bad after him and Natasha leon split up yeah you know i mean he just like start slipping heavy in

[01:02:56] the drugs and gets all like they it was like one of the Hollywood true story you know i was like

[01:02:59] why he was just a cautionary yeah him and cori fella men are both fucked up in the same way which is

[01:03:04] they probably went through the charlie she and fantasy factory and came out right came out used up

[01:03:11] damn even even the guy even when you're on terminator they fuck you charlie she's charlie she don't even

[01:03:16] get to you don't get a pass if you're into the void why would he get a pass if you didn't know

[01:03:20] you're not just you know why would he because he was such a non-factor intervenator to know in this

[01:03:27] command let's make the movie stop molesting stop talking him in the arms fucking eddy

[01:03:32] we have to make the movie into the chopper get out of the boy's eyes hurry up come on

[01:03:40] i don't know i just feel like you're almost all right you should be going up there yeah

[01:03:45] he gets yeah dude i really saw but i guess if mccollie got fucked everyone was getting fucked

[01:03:49] yeah did he did mccollie get fucked did mj fuck him no he came now he came out hard for

[01:03:57] the reality is no none of them actually get fucked it's the the world we have to create to

[01:04:02] explain the tragedies of their lives even though they had all these things yeah they're famous

[01:04:06] come on on a basic level we can't accept that you could be famous grow up famous have all this money

[01:04:12] have this knife's life and still end up a drug addict no because the game is rigged it doesn't

[01:04:17] mean shit they definitely get fucked there's a different quality life that exists outside of

[01:04:21] this system next right it definitely seemed like in the 90s it seemed like mid 90s people were

[01:04:25] getting fucked no way in the 80s i never heard Todd Bridges being like you know i mean like i

[01:04:29] heard like okay then they're loading kids that guy danched niner fucked those kids yeah but girl

[01:04:35] amanda binds yeah hot hot hot girls like hot 12 year old man come on arugar

[01:04:50] start doing that to women like i forgot it was quarantine it was quarantine got i mean you have

[01:04:56] a weak freakiest being here so yeah we've all been i thought maybe you missed it

[01:05:01] it chan canary died and some of the guys were talking about it i thought we'd bring back the

[01:05:07] arugar well it's funny just practicing like a like as rumors quarantine and then he's walking

[01:05:14] on New York City as well oh my god asking politely like can i talk about your breasts please

[01:05:25] excuse me like really progressive because please these are nice aesthetically aesthetically i

[01:05:29] told the story already but i used to live in in china town and little littlies right there

[01:05:33] they got all these barkers through the restaurants and half the barking is like just sexually harassing

[01:05:37] but it was at the time because like this was probably what 2014 right before the

[01:05:43] right before the anti-cat calling should start it up and they're fucking like it's like i forget

[01:05:48] what the guy said it was an Italian guy but he was like mama those fucking titties or something

[01:05:53] like that and then he turns to his friend and he's like babuglias segude abirat and it's like

[01:05:58] whatever the how what is he saying in a town and he had to switch languages from the first thing

[01:06:07] then it could be so vulgar from there but he's like i don't want other here are this bar

[01:06:13] i love that in terms of guys i saw a guy that was harassing a woman in three languages he was

[01:06:18] trying to figure out so he was like this multilingual like he was like mam you're nice ass and Spanish

[01:06:24] and then when he just ended up in like chinese yeah i was like that was probably the most amazing

[01:06:28] you know what i'm saying i used to be a club promoter and what i do is a bisexual club promoter

[01:06:33] oh yeah and it was just so weird to be like two in the morning like hey blue shirt blue shirt

[01:06:37] ah fuck you i nigga you next to him you know i fuck you too nig i don't give a shit nigga

[01:06:43] holes a hole all right you said that holes a hole that's a thing that storage you mill tell us about

[01:06:48] the guy he's getting on a story he's one of the funniest stories we can't do it because you got

[01:06:52] to say the n-word you know it's jamele next let me see jamele ask him to tell you the story about

[01:06:58] the can we call jamele to tell it i don't know if we'll pick up yeah i know i know exactly

[01:07:04] rock the aridra show is not asking us next time you see him asking about the i fuck with jamele

[01:07:10] and it seems like there's a point of like because i i stay alone but like we used to have this thing

[01:07:15] where we were always planning to get a yogurt land together yogurt land in l.a. it's like you know

[01:07:20] in fact we love to get in on that yeah frozen yogurt is like we just we can survive off frozen

[01:07:26] yogurt it's one of the places with all the levers redo yourself yeah and because i told him one

[01:07:30] time metadude at yogurt land it gave me the biggest like he was like the biggest mind but he was like

[01:07:35] he walked in there with his own cups yeah like sample cups he's like they can't stop you

[01:07:41] and then he's dead he because he had on camel shorts like a big dog and he's always funny

[01:07:46] when people confuse can't for won't right right people who think they're beating the system i think

[01:07:53] that's just being like ignored because it's easier yeah i think that's a poster at weight washers

[01:07:58] yeah it's like there dude he said the illest thing he said what i like to do and then there's a

[01:08:04] fabulous and i just had to like i had to lean in he's like of course he's like you you can put toppings

[01:08:09] they can't stop you and i said and i don't like to say the anywhere to the last like nigga what

[01:08:17] and he doesn't say he's like yeah like he can't give you put time this is like a white samoan guy

[01:08:22] so he would just put wait what's a white samoan he the guy let's mix it's a fat person yeah he just

[01:08:28] like yeah his race is all gets bad because there's nothing expand his race was spam about samos

[01:08:35] they're fat he was wearing a coconut brah he was fat he's sandwich board but he said and he did it

[01:08:46] right in front of me he put toppings on his thing and the girl just looked at me like you know and

[01:08:52] it was just i tried it i couldn't even commit myself no you got to be a real piece of shit right because

[01:08:57] it's like that but you're just being rude to the worker yeah like it's getting back to them

[01:09:02] pumping being a butter sauce on your chocolate frozen yogurt and he didn't pay for any of it

[01:09:07] no he sat there i paid for mine i just sat him going through and it was just like it was like

[01:09:12] those people who found a way in that like early aughts to take coupons and you would do it to the

[01:09:17] point where the girl just don't pay you back right right right so he was just sitting there at nine

[01:09:21] cups deep it swirled it nine cups like he went he went he got multiples multi he had his own cups

[01:09:26] what he said you could order me back went home that night ordered a cup i was tempted just for

[01:09:33] the shear stuff a fuckery with the branded cups that he would bring in for free reframe they're

[01:09:37] all the same he said and they are all the same so he walked in and they just caught they thought

[01:09:42] it was amusing so he was just he was just a liability but if you did that every like he can't do that

[01:09:48] constantly he said he would come in three four times a week now living in his hollywood and i

[01:09:54] get sawn he had and he basically had the same outfit and he was just like but he had like he just

[01:10:00] came there and he was just chilling and he had the and he had the biggest cell phone it was like

[01:10:04] one of those like i've heard the one he was like one it was just like one of those it was just

[01:10:08] huge right it was like it was like two androids put together right he said no right right those

[01:10:13] humongous samson like it was the uh but before it said LeBron had it LeBron had that phone what was

[01:10:18] the ones that people used to rock if they weren't gandroids but they were huge phones they were like

[01:10:24] cell phones um blackberry no no even though even though blackberry did come out with huge phones

[01:10:29] they had a blackberry passport it was like opening a book you know what i mean right but this was

[01:10:35] i don't know i forget they was like it was like they palms right after palms it was a cell phone

[01:10:41] company it wasn't yeah it wasn't samson i used to cell phone so i would like right yeah it was

[01:10:45] called something one it was something kyosura are you sure that's not a samson kyosura no kyosura

[01:10:51] no i'm saying made a massive the t-mobile sidekick was a big phone it was after they

[01:10:56] well i'm sorry having like cell phone it was big and it was a company that was blazing every

[01:11:01] somebody who had it but it just they weren't it was a name oh fuck htc ht yeah that is

[01:11:08] positive nichus to have an htc that's right i got him that was the first smartphone ever got

[01:11:15] was i remember that because wardell had one that was for no no phone s mola and got on htc yeah

[01:11:22] that's right wardell did have an htc that's why i had that door del is the most interesting person

[01:11:28] no he's not all right there's nothing there's no there's not that much i don't know he's my guy

[01:11:34] but he's not interesting he's interesting i was like young dude he's out here no he's not

[01:11:39] a man anymore he's 30 years old yeah i think he's older he's been lying about his age first of all

[01:11:44] he was never 19 he's never he's already he was 27 he was 27 in dc when they discovered him he was

[01:11:50] born just can't tell jesphilippino yeah he's definitely born he's white samon yeah he's like you can

[01:11:57] just bring your own cops it is great to see how many people hate him in l.a. oh you know we love him

[01:12:10] that's of course you can't hate brandon no you know he's not him but you can't hate there's nothing

[01:12:15] he does that will make you hate him he doesn't figure he's annoying yeah he's one of our he's

[01:12:20] one of our oldest friend i figured the way way the way he would make more headway in l.a if he

[01:12:25] just took out a page in l.a. times and he's apologized it was like i'm sorry i didn't deserve most of the

[01:12:30] uh 140 point font i just see your i apologize i remember i was i was like visiting l.a like 10

[01:12:37] years ago i was like right after brandon like first went there and i went to go hang out with him

[01:12:41] and i brought a book and i came over what the book was but i was reading it like that i think that

[01:12:46] week or whatever and like i was at his house and he started reading it and like i come in and he's

[01:12:50] gotten like literal like cheeto dust all over he's just dirtyed out the pages like a child dude he's

[01:12:57] like this is really good can i borrow this just like yeah i'm reading it right now we've got you've

[01:13:04] dirtyed it i remember whenever he would stay with anyone it would just be like he's just blasting

[01:13:08] youtube yeah a couch from three a.m. like he would sleep till one p.m. yeah watch this little b video

[01:13:16] yeah yeah i miss him i i i own my call yeah well he'd be do shit like you're like shit in your bathroom

[01:13:22] then lock the door from the inside yeah you're fucked or wide open you know like catching uber to

[01:13:28] the airport yeah no no no he did that he did that refrigerator wide open yeah he did that in my old

[01:13:34] apartment he he's a very few don't feel good on the dashboard kind of kind of guy he's gonna be

[01:13:39] upset that that's the vibe brandon wardo he's gonna be upset that i shared this but i don't care i

[01:13:44] i lived with two uh i lived with two like former fraternity brothers from like uh from i think

[01:13:52] they're from alpha kappa alpha okay they're like two classic black fraternity yeah like professional

[01:13:59] way aka aka yeah wait two white guys i know two black guys oh black guys yeah i lived with uh and

[01:14:07] they wait when did you oh when you first bush went when you first moved and uh brandon was staying

[01:14:11] with me on the couch and both of them were like who is this kid and i guess they were both at work

[01:14:16] and i was gone and he was taking his shit and he clocked the toilet and he had uber downstairs

[01:14:25] and he got stressed out about like trying to unclock and he just left and he left wow and my old my old

[01:14:32] roommate why did he kill me yeah he should he did you deserve it and i was like this guy is never

[01:14:38] allowed to stay here again i'm sorry dude but it's kind of endearing i mean it's like it is annoying

[01:14:43] but no it's really not what is happening that is no don't give him the out of it being

[01:14:48] indifferent that is rude he's no he needs to fucking handle it i mean i think he's better at that

[01:14:52] shit now he was just a child he read three books he's grown up yeah he's doing well now he's

[01:14:57] finally cleaned the cheeto dust off his hands on other people's books and now he's matured

[01:15:03] well look i got one funny there was that transition period where he was becoming an adult where he

[01:15:07] would be like it was so cute he'd be like hey it's really good to see you yeah like oh that's you're

[01:15:12] like wearing your dad's suit it's really good to see you again yeah stop making this much eye contact

[01:15:19] with me bitch yeah just stop let's just go to lunch and then you can fuck look fells i got to pick up

[01:15:27] a cake so we got to wrap this up oh stops had one for hey one for george it's george's birthday i'm

[01:15:35] getting him a cake we should kind of cake we shouldn't have mentioned that well i should

[01:15:39] let it slow because you wouldn't have had him and i said george's birthday then the audience would

[01:15:44] have thought i was just buying a cake for myself yes because you wouldn't have thought to say that

[01:15:53] it's george's birthday because you already told us before we start right right so then people would

[01:15:58] think like yeah stop and did the shoulder of shit oh you stop in the fucking show so you can have cake

[01:16:04] you have to get cake meanwhile i'm gay i just got to sit here being gay gang

[01:16:18] that is it that is literally what's going on well you're going to milk bar yeah what do you

[01:16:24] pretend you're pretending you're a milk bar guy huh after you dude you're i don't like the birthday

[01:16:29] cake i like the other i like the strawberry shot this strawberry shot up the strawberry shortcake

[01:16:36] is very good from there and i like the little munchkins like the little circle thing you know

[01:16:42] what i would love right now a junior's new york style cheesecake yeah that would be nice i love

[01:16:47] i love you guys so much i'm not a cheesecake cheesecake is good i know it's really good you see

[01:16:52] italian cheesecake a cafe regia that's where you get when i was a kid cheesecake was the nicest

[01:16:58] thing i could think of i had four for every birthday is there anything nicer than cheesecake honestly

[01:17:03] it's it was i felt like uh like a prince it's the best game my age cheesecake yeah it is not i love

[01:17:08] it wait wait it's a controversy this is waving it's fine it's good but it's not it's you know here's

[01:17:14] the ice cream cake it's too mush ice cream cake beats all the other cakes but that's cheating that's

[01:17:18] a special case ice cake and then also ice cream ice cream cake it's not really cake it's just ice

[01:17:23] could be like you know the best kind of pussy is blowjob pussy no you're adding a thing on top

[01:17:31] yeah the answer is clearly fat are we talking cheesecake with anything on air gets plain cheesecake

[01:17:37] you're any kind it made cheesecake strawberry cheesecake i feel like the texture is just too

[01:17:41] mushy honestly that's why you got to try that italian cheesecake man it's got like a more of a

[01:17:45] a bite to it i'm interested in the music a lemon the music ricotta it's like a

[01:17:49] it's a kind of cheesecake oh yeah sometime in the future we get west 4th street when they open

[01:17:56] shit back up we'll go over there i'll get a little latte you can try the Italian cheesecake and then

[01:18:00] i could say well am i right yeah i would love to do that yeah i would love to be able to turn into

[01:18:06] old new york guys that's the catch us in the spring doing that yeah after we get through this

[01:18:12] lock second lockdown that's probably happening what is it what is it is it a word about when all

[01:18:16] this when you are clear after the inauguration is when it will free up okay makes sense i mean

[01:18:23] there's no way it's such a mess right kromo killed all these fucking people yeah and now he has to

[01:18:30] hear this like book the book that he wrote in the middle of a pandemic about beating a pandemic

[01:18:35] is so funny and same as yet so i mean it's like i hate him there's there's i i guess annoying

[01:18:41] when you when you're like don't pollute like the virus has become politicized but like anything

[01:18:46] else it's inherently politicized and so like the lockdown has it has to be this thing like we're

[01:18:52] ready to walk down whenever right because kromo the state's on top of it and they're clearly not i

[01:18:58] mean it's a fucking lie europe is locking down again right now though sure but i mean it's the

[01:19:03] same you guys want to do you guys feel like you want to get out of here and escape because like

[01:19:06] ghost where else no i was trying to lock down but it's like i would get that if i was living in china

[01:19:11] because i'd be like all right it's communist china you know what i mean right it's there's

[01:19:15] there's no there's no promise that they're not going to weld you into your apartment it's

[01:19:19] that's part of the deal the benefit is you get a like you know a wife that is nice

[01:19:26] so this date this day gives you a wife she doesn't speak up you never have to slap her around

[01:19:32] their confusion with a cold life yeah an additional bathtub to dry a baby and that's the thing i like

[01:19:37] about china is that there's everywhere as a bitch there's always a bitch that's knock around

[01:19:45] if you're hard to which you don't because they'll be killed by the state if they do

[01:19:51] everything remotely slappable all right all right folks happy birthday george yeah thanks for joining

[01:19:58] what cuz oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so uh i got a couple things happening uh new podcast

[01:20:05] white slavery on all social platforms also i have a print magazine coming out in the spring

[01:20:11] working time was pageant but i think that's the word uh all social media cusine betley k-a-s-e-m-b-e-n-t-l-e-y

[01:20:20] also in between all that little sidebar i want to give it i hate to give a shout out to give

[01:20:24] a shout out baby shout out my man yousef roach free usf yousef roach t-shirts

[01:20:31] uh ww free yousef i don't know what he did what he did i was always kind of friendly with him but

[01:20:36] it was funny cuz like i used to do my own merch yeah and then i got an order for him and he's like

[01:20:41] living in like hady get send him money he's like cream himself well he did coconut cream i did

[01:20:47] but it was like three hurricane shantytown road fucking hady zip code 666 i guess he lives there

[01:20:58] yeah he has a house made of buckets right it's made out of sandals he no when that when that broke

[01:21:05] when that story broke it was so crazy because i remember what the fucking story was uh he was

[01:21:11] dating he was dating a woman ashley ray dairley shitship if you follow him social media you just

[01:21:17] think he's a guy that would never just settle down uh anytime black alternative comics find each

[01:21:22] other it's a special day it's it is quanta you know i mean it is february it is black music

[01:21:28] month it's everything right it's free chicken wings on the east side of town it's an MLK boulevard

[01:21:34] right yeah and then they're going together and you know when you're that open talking about it

[01:21:38] about your relationship it's always i always feel like it's you're just making dynamite in your

[01:21:42] own house yeah i mean and you're living neck and matches in the same house and then it came out

[01:21:47] he was cheating and then he was beating somebody ooh and the old james bonjose

[01:21:52] he was james brown bonjose he was like james bonjose

[01:22:02] james baldwin so he was whipping ass yeah reports were coming out and this is a time when a lot of

[01:22:09] black comics in the all world it was coming on a secret like i didn't mind marvin marvin went

[01:22:13] with some of this guy named he was this he was like he was just going like there was a guy who was

[01:22:17] bouncing around whipping ass and then everyone's just getting so a lot of people getting canceled

[01:22:21] i don't know what he did but i liked him because he like he's an edgelord and black edgelords

[01:22:26] don't make it somehow and he just was talented good dude anybody it's like you like you all black

[01:22:33] comics were edgelords they used to be no no no no no he's like any new york maybe not in LA

[01:22:39] now i'm talking new malent i'm talking like black guys who are finger charades and edgelord

[01:22:44] charade is charade is not real charade charade it look i don't i want before i leave new york i

[01:22:52] want to find him because he's so interesting yeah i think i'd probably see santa claus in the

[01:22:57] flesh before he because he's charade real he's so he's hilarious he just seems like he just like

[01:23:02] there's no special no album no this no that you know what i'm saying but he exists yeah i guess

[01:23:08] that's true i guess i didn't feel that's a very interesting place to be in common oh he's reasoning

[01:23:12] but i think it's like you know he's like more business-minded so it's like there's more money

[01:23:17] to be made just like making shows and shit yeah yeah all i know is him he does comedy and he has a

[01:23:22] baby with with kalise hawkins or something you know i mean that's like but you sef that when it

[01:23:28] all started coming out i mean he did the smart thing get out social media has not balanced back on

[01:23:32] and i we email each other yeah and i'm and i mean i'm gonna probably get in trouble saying it i love

[01:23:37] i really fuck with him because he just he's just i don't know he's just incredible on twitter he's

[01:23:42] a really funny stand up and guess the fact that he just wanted to get out when there's no chances

[01:23:47] for black yeah there's no chances and it also should be room to say things like yeah i think

[01:23:52] what that guy did was bad but i like what he does yeah i mean it's like that it's like that was not

[01:23:57] an unreasonable thing to say five years ago yeah and it's not because it's like how it's not because

[01:24:02] we've grown it's because people have lost the capability for like fucking any kind of nuance

[01:24:07] when dealing with anybody yeah anybody's the hard thing is when you are black performer

[01:24:12] they're understanding how much you have to if you have to you have to respect you have to

[01:24:16] you have to represent the whole every you have to present everybody and you know even as a comic

[01:24:22] even now it's like because we you know everybody you you everybody seems our voices as equal as a

[01:24:28] person no you don't you have to represent yourself and fuck anybody that expects you to be a representative

[01:24:33] of anything other than yourself yeah don't let people put that on you no but i fuck with you man

[01:24:40] yeah but shut up all right don't you shouldn't yeah you shouldn't feel like pressure to like you

[01:24:48] know yeah how to speak for anyone in the reality is when you're talking like it's easy to say

[01:24:51] in the confines of this beautiful part is this your place it's Adam's Adam's he decorated it himself did

[01:24:57] you make this i didn't there's a gay sculpture Adam made it's a gay sculpture Adam has 30 foot

[01:25:04] ceilings and it's a it's a 15 foot penis in the style of of uh Michelangelo's David it's a row

[01:25:12] code instead in the in the crotch of the penis is a tiny man because i probably never meet you

[01:25:18] at get in my life no see each other i don't think so i got a flood of messages i'll see

[01:25:26] you at the crossroads you do have that busy bone hair

[01:25:32] jooie bone

[01:25:35] what what what is your purpose in life uh beyond being relaxed figure it figure in the

[01:25:41] my world i want to get to this i don't i want to talk about it i'm gonna say hold on

[01:25:46] Adam's closer to first of all he's probably the most like psychologically healthy yeah of talk

[01:25:52] where and he's closer to being a normal person than any of these fucking dickhead comedians

[01:25:57] right right right and this is how most people are is they don't have a quote unquote purpose in life

[01:26:02] right they just manage their interpersonal relationships in a way that like makes them feel good yeah

[01:26:07] and they're they're happy i mean it's like you don't have to have a purpose in life i i don't i don't

[01:26:14] want to yeah he's named i love i love piece of shit he's just a fucking he's just let's put that out

[01:26:21] that's what that's what i want on the record mmm okay look i got i'm sorry i do have to get

[01:26:27] this yeah what time they close i got a fucking i got the cake i'm supposed to pick it up at 6 30

[01:26:35] i'm already gonna be late all right let's do all right we can listen we go a little longer if you

[01:26:39] want to ask Adam about his purpose and no no no i was just one cuz you got time to drop me mine

[01:26:43] i need to drop you off okay cool i know i i love i really add it yeah yeah anyone rockin blun

[01:26:49] stones is good me oh thank you where'd you get those Adam i got him from the street

[01:26:54] and they changed because he knew the blunster had they had a lifetime over

[01:26:58] jimmy jazz i knew that the company stood by their product and if someone else gave up on their

[01:27:04] products i would uh i would capitalize on that yeah yeah this is great respect free boots thanks

[01:27:12] for doing the show dog thank you so good seeing you again man so i you know i love you man and

[01:27:17] stop this is you're the best oh thanks man the hair bro like the hair thank you what you braid it up

[01:27:23] i'm gonna get i was talking about this i think i'm gonna get uh cornrows in the back i'm gonna get

[01:27:28] with steve wanted that shit i'm gonna get the like with the chime glitchimes with the per with

[01:27:32] like the purple and pink translucent beads that little girls have i think that's a bobble yeah yeah

[01:27:39] yeah oh this is gonna be the look um hell yeah dude well thanks you sure thank you thank you

[01:27:46] yeah you are