Cum Town | Premium | 11/29/2020
[00:00:00] okay we're ready to go ready to go where's your mic dude fucking come
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[00:00:46] child is better honey child we make little we make little thermometers and
[00:00:50] also missiles that's right what is honey mill make that hellfire missile I
[00:00:58] think they make like air purifiers to don't they yeah that's so funny really
[00:01:04] they make a missile I didn't know that they made missiles yeah they're also a
[00:01:07] defense contract oh fuck that's such a cute name honeywell aerospace let's see
[00:01:13] what the fuck how do you get into that kind of fucking business how do you
[00:01:18] do both of that shit yeah though this is perfect their name look when their
[00:01:23] planes is called the assault yeah cuz we burn we got a
[00:01:28] assault plane honey child air space presents you with the
[00:01:34] assault plane look at this guy yeah that got rules a balding black nerd
[00:01:41] who's smiling yeah they make drones that's what they make they make drones and
[00:01:46] they also make like hippestrel it's like minstrel but it's got pee pee pee
[00:01:53] pepie strel it's like a menstrual show but they be drinking pee pee
[00:01:59] honeywell for oh how about the interview RDR 7000 radar system and we've got a
[00:02:10] fucking bump on his head I've told you about this before we were just talking
[00:02:15] about how you have the perfect skull shape and this shit is fucked up no I
[00:02:18] have a massive mole on top of my head you dude and it's covered up by hair
[00:02:22] I had my sense birth I want to watch my hand stop touching him okay I have two
[00:02:28] physical weakness by second I have a chest and I have a mole on top my head
[00:02:35] otherwise my body is not perfect otherwise I'm the Vitruvian man you're
[00:02:39] the suck dick vian man and it's a guy and he's got eight dicks instead of eight
[00:02:44] arms and well the eight dicks fucker this I'm looking at the honey honeywell
[00:02:48] Instagram page and they got like a picture of George Strait and it just says
[00:02:52] that's my name with jetwave we can stream live news George Strait that's a
[00:03:00] good name for God who's not gay yeah he totally put me off at the scent I love
[00:03:08] if you were gay you shouldn't make your name straight
[00:03:10] I love honey child honey child aeronautics everything is really far away from
[00:03:18] everything else so how do we navigate to and precisely land on other worlds
[00:03:23] let's find out in this episode of how to build a spaceship
[00:03:28] oh yeah blah blah blah yeah step on the wall social you have a lot of added
[00:03:36] stock and we're typically doing subtract it you see your face traditional cutting
[00:03:40] or I would get tough I guess I would get top even though I don't appreciate what
[00:03:52] she does I think for the most part they just make planes but I don't see this is
[00:03:57] definitely it okay I thought they make like space they make the C 130 Hercules
[00:04:02] that's a cool name the big one the big one yeah they make the big one this you
[00:04:08] I'm on board if you name it after Greek shit but I thought I thought Douglas made
[00:04:12] that the the the medical ship is your wife and the Hercules is your side bitch
[00:04:17] no Hercules is a man he's my best friend no we both get pussy together you
[00:04:23] you're you're the medical ship is my wife and I've been over this it's because
[00:04:28] there's girls on board that I can fuck no I don't fuck the actual boat it's no you
[00:04:32] fuck the whole boat I don't fuck the boat it's the whole now we've been over
[00:04:37] this you fuck her star Nick you fuck her port Nick can we get or can we get your
[00:04:42] view on the Nick did not agree to that he definitely what he did that I get to
[00:04:47] fuck all the girls on the boat yes my wife yes see that's why you giving him
[00:04:51] it's concessions bro he knows how to get his agenda passed smoothly he knows I
[00:04:56] wouldn't mind it marrying a boat if I get everyone knows that I'm a diplomat
[00:04:59] you gotta make you gotta make promises you gotta do you got a president elect
[00:05:05] I'm not president yet thank you thank you the like president Mr. President if you
[00:05:09] if you want to have sex you got it you ain't black if you don't want to have
[00:05:16] sex you ain't black so true Mr. President if you if you don't want to have sex
[00:05:21] you ain't black listen there's not even a lot of guys you can have sex with that's
[00:05:27] true I got to watch a video of him I it's like I was you had it yesterday you
[00:05:32] were really crushing it yeah I was I you weren't you had a nice stretch where
[00:05:37] you were got it down you had a good 90 seconds where you're just no I would
[00:05:40] give him a six minute window where he was on fire with the Joe Biden
[00:05:44] impressions because he was sounding old he got me I'm just found old it's sort
[00:05:50] old but it's not all the way old sometimes it's old sometimes it's sometimes
[00:05:56] it's a boy in the rock Johnson sometimes sometimes it's wearing a rock Johnson
[00:06:01] he got a he got a maybe start old and then push through being old right for a
[00:06:07] second at the beginning he's old you gotta push through being old and then it's
[00:06:11] you catch your second wind victory victory victory victory you say it way
[00:06:16] wrong and it's because you say it every time I say it and then it's like oh you
[00:06:21] can't listen start taking some personal responsibility yeah you need to you've
[00:06:25] blamed me on your on your half when your voice shortcomings multiple times you're
[00:06:30] like a husband that's why I have to listen to him because it's like if I
[00:06:36] lose if I can't remember what he sounds like because I'm hearing bad I'm hearing
[00:06:41] bad rectory that's not that's that's oh that's what he goes
[00:06:47] victory victory you sound like Tim Dylan doing Ray comp
[00:06:50] richard that is true actually which is also your rip-torn is just no my
[00:07:02] damn dude where did rip just walk coming from heaven and do the podcast oh you
[00:07:08] know he's an arm getting portrait up here and then I'm going right back to hell
[00:07:28] my fellow Americans the my fellow Americans yep my fellow Americans yes
[00:07:38] brother right in there play another one play another people brought me the
[00:07:53] he's a man I think I think Senator Coons is there and I think the governor's
[00:07:59] around him is that Ruth and that former governor Ruth and
[00:08:05] Leonard she's got some of the best pussy my sister Valerie anyway folks the
[00:08:16] people this nation have spoken they've delivered us a clear victory victory
[00:08:25] you know you do it wrong every time you fucking do it it makes it harder to do
[00:08:30] it's so mad well it's so off and it's like so and you're just doing Ray come
[00:08:36] I'm just like my fellow Americans it's not you gotta like start kind of old and
[00:08:42] put whatever I know I know privately all my own Adam you can read your little
[00:08:47] Jewish life calendar that you got at the grocery store I've got me I saw it and
[00:08:52] it was for you and it was considerate it was a considerate gift I always forget
[00:08:56] when Jewish people they got their own life you got her own life that they're
[00:09:01] they got a calendar they can look through and it's got all the holidays on
[00:09:06] you got to need the calendar because you're gonna remember not gonna remember
[00:09:12] all the days the days you're not gonna remember all the days of Jews got it
[00:09:18] they always trying to get off work oh well what they have other kinds of
[00:09:23] holidays to like what September 13th was grandparents day what do they have on
[00:09:28] September 11th page I don't know if you have grandparents day but all your
[00:09:33] grandparents died in Holocaust that's true we don't have any grandparents yeah
[00:09:39] damn how did they sneak did they sneak to come out before they got killed to
[00:09:46] make you Jews no they yeah they exactly they I was watching a movie a X-Men first
[00:09:54] and a character Magneto who starts off in the Auschwitz camp but then he becomes
[00:10:03] one of the Nazis the situation we have now the story of the Jews
[00:10:12] our friend but now they've become one of the not now they are too much power and
[00:10:18] thus is the story of the Zionist so magnets they got missiles and guys do
[00:10:28] four four we the people it's a little high on this yeah we're one with the most
[00:10:36] votes because the problem is I try to get the tone right and turns into like to
[00:10:40] obamaish button we've had this this confederate just I can just buy it it's
[00:10:45] hard so is my dick no it's not I'm looking at it I'm actually looking at
[00:10:51] Jewish life calendar what's that what's that picture that's a lot if you're
[00:10:55] gonna not pay attention they show why don't you do a little jet why you do
[00:10:58] some riffs on that's Watson mots it looks like shit yeah mots is like shit that's
[00:11:03] what monsters you just crackers I'm through mots of balls I got a motsam
[00:11:08] me out of my sister's crack I got a core call a motsam Iada you could drive it I
[00:11:13] remember a bow ball me a motsam motsam me out of her birthday mmm-hmm
[00:11:18] everyone was calling me gay I show them and I pull my cock out I sell cock and
[00:11:30] cock accessories I pull out my penis and I had sex with their wives I was
[00:11:37] dancing with men back then I see you could have it you could even have it out
[00:11:43] you could even have a dance and you could even bring a guy to it yep that was
[00:11:48] when the in high school and high schoolers they want to dance with men it's
[00:11:53] true it's crazy that he's present it's cool salute what a fucking awesome guy
[00:12:01] just was just a dumbass from Delaware yeah kept kept plagiarizing speeches to
[00:12:07] the point where he had to drop out of running from president there's one
[00:12:10] small step for a man what if that was his victories awesome one giant leap for
[00:12:21] listen folks we all know you got two different types you got black people and
[00:12:26] then you got that's right well no finish it no it's a I can't why it's also a
[00:12:33] speech it's a famous speech that's a famous Chris rocks that goes that really
[00:12:38] jobs with the bit we're doing where it's Joe Biden ripping off famous speech I
[00:12:43] don't know you could take that you could I had a dream right that's a
[00:12:46] feat I had a dream here it was four score and two years ago ask not all that kind
[00:12:53] of stuff but not a Chris rock bit well I stand up is technically no speech that
[00:12:58] you're giving and even especially maybe you should do what you can finish I'll
[00:13:02] look out of the American people and I asked are you not entertained
[00:13:13] fuck salute to fucking Joe I listen to hunter talk he sounds cute he sounds
[00:13:24] like him I like his vibes I had only seen the pictures I hadn't seen him like in
[00:13:28] the flesh I would like to hang out with hunter yeah he seems like a chill bloke
[00:13:33] honestly he seems pretty cool and Bo was because like that's the traditional
[00:13:37] like super successful dad archetypes one is like does everything right mm-hmm
[00:13:44] and the other one just gets pussy and fucking those drugs but the one guy got
[00:13:50] a shit split by God right with cancer God said fuck you put that coffee down
[00:13:57] I'm calling for closer you think I'm fucking with you I'm not fucking with you
[00:14:06] I have a dream you call yourself Levine you piece of shit you think I'm fucking
[00:14:20] yeah I was we were hanging out and Donald Trump says you can't talk to me this way
[00:14:28] and I said I said to him you sure don't pal well you good dad fuck you go home
[00:14:35] play with your kids I drove here in an eighty seven thousand dollar BMW that's
[00:14:42] true the fuck I am fuck man put that coffee down put it in my ass pour the
[00:14:53] coffee in my head still though in my ass yeah that might be the lamest thing
[00:14:59] about Trump is that the only people he hangs out with or his family no he
[00:15:04] doesn't he doesn't have any regular for you to Julian he did that's his friend
[00:15:08] that's the guy that's gonna get him the election you think he kicks it with
[00:15:11] Rudy dude him and Rudy are getting pussy together they don't chill you're right
[00:15:15] he has friends he chills with his son no dude he definitely doesn't first of all
[00:15:19] Trump people say he used to be a good hang he used to be friends with Russell
[00:15:23] Simmons they're probably raping together oh that's cool there's pictures of him
[00:15:27] in like a fucking a party so try to invent it hip-hop yeah don't you remember
[00:15:33] that there's a go of the Epstein videos here right he's hanging out he's at a
[00:15:38] party with chicks yeah he fucked the stormy Daniels I guess that's a lot of
[00:15:44] horrors I don't know it just would seem like it would suck to hang out with
[00:15:47] your family all the time he doesn't hang out with family he probably has is
[00:15:52] pretty good at kicking it he'd be funny to hang out with rather party a party is
[00:15:57] you have you have pizza there it's not a party unless you got a pizza a piece of
[00:16:05] pizza everybody gets a slice except the retarded kid
[00:16:15] yeah yeah yeah thank you for coming out
[00:16:26] I got a it's a problem is that I got a like you can either focus on like doing
[00:16:31] bits right or trying to try to get the voice and it's very like until I have
[00:16:35] the voice I can't synthesize the two sure you know I got you I think you're not
[00:16:40] giving yourself enough credit for at least being in the ballpark when you're
[00:16:43] doing this not about ballpark man you gotta be until you get there man it's
[00:16:47] about smelly until you get there mate it's about Dingers I get it I'm just saying
[00:16:52] it's like a development and she said I had a foul tip she's talking about the
[00:16:58] there's a spell infection in my penis yeah my force can got infected and that's
[00:17:05] where I joined members of the Jewish race and having the tip cut off thank you
[00:17:11] thank you APAC thank you right back I was thinking the idea get it in the top
[00:17:18] of your penis cut off was crazy I went on the whole neighborhood there was
[00:17:24] Jewish kid we used to rip his pants we had a you care switchblade around we
[00:17:29] cut their pants off see their penis because they back then they would cut the
[00:17:34] tips of the dick's off and you guys you fellas aren't doing that anymore
[00:17:38] understand oh my fucking god put that put those scissors down when did
[00:17:48] Americans start circles non-Jewish American start
[00:17:51] circumcising I read recently is 60 over 60% of American men or shirt are
[00:17:59] served that's that's lower than I would think actually and well it's pretty high
[00:18:04] considering Jews are like 1% or 2% no but for somehow somehow at some point
[00:18:10] Jews convinced everyone that it's the right thing to do 74 million I think it's
[00:18:18] a really 74 million that's pretty good the nation the number the nation 74
[00:18:29] a victory victory a victory if you do that rate come
[00:18:34] it's a one more time dude you don't hit it what's gonna happen bitch I mean it's
[00:18:40] like I'm trying this is it's like I'm doing a painting and you're coming over
[00:18:43] you're like what if this part was blue and I'm like no it's not it's like I got
[00:18:47] my own fucking painting all the way over here and your dumb ass is looking at
[00:18:50] it and getting distracted and that's on fucking you I'm doing my own art and I
[00:18:55] don't have a fucking problem so I was is gluing popsicle stick together and so
[00:19:00] happy all the pain and I don't give him I'm ever
[00:19:08] look dude and he sees the smile on your face that's what he's really mad about
[00:19:13] feels is how how happy I am but I'll be happy when I've been record I'll be happy
[00:19:18] when the work is done guess what though who's happier overall who cares you're
[00:19:22] mad about being an artist no it's not yes about the amount of time it's about
[00:19:27] the process and the pro and I'm having a great time over here my process being
[00:19:31] happy every step of the world because you're an idiot no you'll have nothing to
[00:19:35] show for a simple you'll have nailed the the fucking thing and no one will really
[00:19:39] give that much of a fight and then I'll go out in the backyard and I'll look at
[00:19:42] the woods and I'll listen to the way the wind moves through the trees and I'll
[00:19:45] see myself as a transient and permanent thing only capable of beauty and fleeting
[00:19:50] moments like when you're able to say Joe Biden saying something gay perfect when
[00:19:58] you can do it perfectly and then you'll smile and then I'll shave my head and I'll
[00:20:01] feel the little hairs and I'll know I'll know that I'm more than I'll be in here
[00:20:07] I'll go in a sanctuary and making salmon and having a nice time that was a very
[00:20:11] nice salmon you just thank you I'm looking for something more that's there's
[00:20:15] nothing there is this is what all you look for you're wasting your life is
[00:20:19] well say Nick is like Rembrandt right he's trying to make it look perfect and
[00:20:23] make the lighting look so many four million like it like 74 million
[00:20:28] people you know but Stav is like Picasso and everyone knows getting pushes
[00:20:33] any baby could do a simple nice brain doesn't work very good but people think
[00:20:40] Picasso is just as good right as well Picasso is way better than Rembrandt he
[00:20:45] did baby stuff well he didn't he ain't a bunch of shit I just looked at Picasso
[00:20:51] on the how his brothers are extreme yeah but Picasso like Picasso is a guy no
[00:20:54] Picasso here's what Picasso is is Picasso is doing a perfect Joe Biden
[00:20:58] impression and then after that beating your wife and doing like well what if
[00:21:01] Joe Biden was Chinese and then doing something absurd where it's no longer a
[00:21:06] Joe Biden impression but he could do the he understood the fundamentals he could
[00:21:09] do it Joe Biden yeah sort of fundamentals yeah there's fundamentals that you got
[00:21:13] to go through first and once you get there once you get there once you get
[00:21:18] there there he is like it there's like I'm Caravaggio and I'm doing these I'm
[00:21:23] getting I'm getting there I'm fucking people up and I'm living a commercial
[00:21:27] forgetting art lessons where you had to draw like a turtle a pirate we talked
[00:21:32] about it yeah so that's basically Picasso could do that perfect and then he
[00:21:36] was really good and then I thought he was gonna suck no he was very good but
[00:21:40] like my father since he was 14 yeah his dad is a product his dad is a painter
[00:21:45] and he was like I'm not gonna blame this tonight we're seeing all over this
[00:21:52] nation all cities and all parts of the country oh part of the country maybe
[00:21:56] maybe listen to like an interview not a speech because there's different voice
[00:22:00] you know there's there's talking to someone voice and there's giving a
[00:22:04] speech voice that's smart I'll try that yeah sorry I'll edit out that part
[00:22:14] don't try to erase my suggestion hold on Nick can we get clean audio
[00:22:22] what are you saying that's gay shut up that's gay shut up no tell Adam that's
[00:22:28] gay shut up not as Joe Biden oh I guess it works as Joe
[00:22:31] that's gay shut up this guy we got it let's move on all right cut print next
[00:22:36] moving on it's not enough to be gay it's not enough how you can be gay ask what
[00:22:44] being gay can do for you for your ass there gay there gay queer queer queer
[00:22:52] queer queer queer queer age DJ Fat ADD they need a illegated
[00:23:02] well you gain a game w f a g the the the most the gayest radio station in
[00:23:09] the world Boston gay Boston day G butt-da
[00:23:12] Because A gay gayest radio station in all of Quincy how's it going kid
[00:23:56] If you're pussy bigger than you've ever seen before
[00:24:31] That's how they're making money now, dude
[00:25:01] I can't tell cause I feel like I'm hearing just you
[00:26:29] I'm victory for heaven, for heaven sex.
[00:26:39] That was a lot of guys that think the rape is the type of victory to have.
[00:26:55] I was just doing a little, uh, compliance.
[00:26:58] Doing a little not minding doing business.
[00:27:05] But you know what, let's leave that there.
[00:27:08] And then we'll go ahead and dial it in where we want it.
[00:27:47] Somebody called Jokers are naive cause I'm trying to get my asshole blown up.
[00:28:14] And Adam had never heard a single second because he even had headphones.
[00:28:17] I'm not wearing headphones because I can't reach to where I'm sitting.
[00:28:25] For the first time, the audience and you guys are totally in on a joke and I'm completely
[00:28:56] I love mine because I'm one of my brain.
[00:29:24] You're right dude, it's Brandi Carlisle.
[00:29:26] It was a classic Brandi Carlisle track for you right there.
[00:29:32] Isn't that somebody, isn't that a bitch from the 70s?
[00:29:35] I thought it was a guy that sings that song.
[00:29:38] But yeah, Brandi Carlisle, she did in the mood for love.
[00:29:43] I can't, you guys aren't, you guys are fucking with me.
[00:29:50] Adam knows who did that and he almost blurted it out.
[00:30:02] Brandi Carlisle is a bitch from the 70s.
[00:30:10] Back in the 1970s, I had fucked a seven.
[00:30:17] You want to come back to my place and make pussy?
[00:30:20] Do you want to use my dick to make pussy inside of you?
[00:30:31] So if I'm playing a game, we'll pretend my ass is a pussy.
[00:30:37] Originally the idea for the movie, Fincher approached me, was that my ass was supposed
[00:30:45] And the game was to pretend that I was straight, even though my character was having gay sex
[00:30:59] And the, in the screen test, I actually, I farted on directly onto one of my co-stars
[00:31:10] And the fart went into his penis and it killed him.
[00:31:16] And they said, Michael, you may just not be cut out for gay porn.
[00:31:34] Hater to love with the emathors on top.
[00:31:46] It may not sound like it right now, but you guys, you fucking wait, you wait and see.
[00:31:56] One of these fucking days, it'll come around.
[00:32:01] And then once he's dead, I'll take over and I'll be out.
[00:32:05] If you kill the president, you got to be him.
[00:32:13] It's just a whole king of the hell set up.
[00:32:18] Bum, bup, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
[00:32:20] Suck on the fucking dick, suck on my dick, fuck my ass.
[00:32:25] Bobby, are you kissing Joseph in your room?
[00:32:35] All right, Bobby, are you doing gay shit on your room?
[00:32:47] Hank is worried Bobby's gay, which will happen. I mean eventually he's coming out of the closet. There's no way Bobby's not gay
[00:32:55] We can agree on that. I think he becomes a celebrity chef at some point. Really. I feel like that's where that's where Bobby Hills
[00:33:02] No, I think it's just a nice gay guy in Texas. You must have known some gay guys in Texas
[00:33:07] Yeah, I'd yourself well who were the in Austin? There's plenty of gay guys. I guess yeah, but that's like San Francisco, Texas
[00:33:17] He calls from like these accused and suburbs
[00:33:21] By suburbs. I mean, it's like just a field where people are like parked or caught
[00:33:25] And like this one guy was like we're you know, we're like waiting on something's like we're we're about. So are you?
[00:33:33] You know, I was like I'm in Austin. He was like Austin. I
[00:33:43] Like I moved here. I'm here on purpose. Yeah, and it's way way less shitty than whatever the fuck that wherever the fuck you live
[00:33:51] Conroe Conroe. Yeah, I think you'd lived in either Conroe or Katie
[00:33:56] Conroe or Katie Katie, Texas Conroe, Texas sounds like two people that should fuck Beaumont
[00:34:02] Vider just named after guys some all-star cities there
[00:34:08] Vider something saying Victoria, Texas damn, so they just pick first names and yeah make them cities dent in Texas
[00:34:15] Fuckly yeah fuckly, Texas. Yeah, that'll be a cool name fuckly Carmichael
[00:34:24] It's time to get pussy for all kinds of black people
[00:34:34] Even the black nerds get pussy we're gonna bring we're gonna build schools for getting black pussy
[00:34:49] I was like they call Bernie Sanders. I could pine the pine pine the sky idealist right it'd be funny if like part of the ship was like
[00:34:57] We're also gonna I'm just gonna be a way for everybody to have sex
[00:35:04] We'll figure out a way for you to get pussy. Oh got some pussy. It's a human right. Yeah pussy is a human right human rights
[00:35:21] What's going on over there in the fucking news
[00:35:28] Madam would you like to say say something? Yeah, you said you were gonna do a lot this episode Adam
[00:35:33] You know Nick wrong because we had the delay doing it because you were sleepy. All right
[00:35:37] We didn't delay doing anything. I did the dishes and then we sat down and did they have to do the dishes
[00:35:42] I put the stuff in the dishwasher. It's not full again. We delayed
[00:35:46] You didn't delay the episode. I didn't take a nap
[00:35:49] I did the dishes well in some ways the whole the episode is delayed every episode is delayed because of your actions
[00:35:55] Because we got here late because you forgot we weren't gonna record last night morning
[00:36:00] And stuff I gave you I got here enough. I did
[00:36:04] Get in the car with Nick to leave and not put the recording equipment in I
[00:36:09] We could put that on the record smh. Yeah, it was a it was a boner on my part at a little nice
[00:36:16] So hour and a half detour to go back to yep
[00:36:20] Listen you didn't you didn't get it done because you were scatterbrane thinking about getting special sand which is
[00:36:26] That's true. I was really excited about getting that sandwich over 18 year old friends. My friends aren't 18
[00:36:34] You introduced me to multiple 19 year old boys that your friends. I went over there was just
[00:36:40] I was picking up your apartment, but then these like two like fucking 12
[00:36:46] Like oh, hey, what's up? My name's dash
[00:36:52] No, I'm not making it. I don't know who the fuck that guy was. I was like a fucking like 20 year old
[00:36:58] That was that was my girlfriend's friend. Oh
[00:37:05] Do they hang out also he would have if Nick was really gonna
[00:37:12] Mention it he would have said that it was a French guy too. Well, I didn't like just that part
[00:37:18] I was there to do handle business and I'm not we handled business. All right. Yeah
[00:37:23] Listen that girl that came in was that girl that came in was our age was 31. No. Yes, you was no chance. No chance
[00:37:33] You went how many 19 year old you friends with I know that one male model 19 year old
[00:37:41] We've discussed before he's come to the show
[00:37:49] Your friends was fucking 19 year old boy models. I'm not friends with him. Wow, that's right
[00:37:55] I know in 19 not only your friends with male children. You also have no loyalty to them
[00:38:00] I have no loyalty pick pick Elaine, bro. You're a no-man's land right now
[00:38:05] You're not right now not only you gave pedophile, but you also don't treat the children. I can't wait until you ever said and
[00:38:12] Him and his friends think you're the biggest fucking bitch
[00:38:16] Can't wait until they think nothing you say or do is cool. I'm trying to show them Bob Dylan. They're like God
[00:38:22] Fucking stop. That's not gonna happen. You're gonna have a good relationship with your kids when you're like 70
[00:38:28] Yeah, they're gonna be like, you know what dad you weren't that you tried his best. Yeah, they'll be like as long as they acknowledge
[00:38:33] I tried my they'll do they'll do fine in life which will keep you going but like your your ego
[00:38:39] Which is due for being just fucking knocked off that pedestal
[00:38:43] Look at his knees kicked out by your children
[00:38:47] We don't have to listen. Hey, I don't necessarily think you're due for that, but I do think you're kidding
[00:38:53] I don't have any fucking I don't think you're any emotional investment
[00:38:58] He's just reading the TV saying that my he's just doing the math
[00:39:05] Correction by your by your soul and see by your family who gives you some kind of greater meaning in life
[00:39:12] I don't I don't want to see you get your come up in so much as just a correction
[00:39:17] I think it would be necessary for you in general. I think in the same way that you would wish that somebody finds God
[00:39:38] Because you can't nail this Joe Bond impression of course of course I'm
[00:39:43] Very sure of course. I am you're making claims the audience that I hang out with 12 year old children
[00:39:49] Well look all because you're having difficulty making claims the
[00:39:53] In a conversation a man from Delavros. Yes, we're not we're not first of all
[00:39:59] We never we don't ever think about the audience between the three of us
[00:40:03] We would be making fun of you for being friends with little boys
[00:40:05] This just happens to be reported on because I want to be able to afford the new PlayStation
[00:40:11] We can already afford the new place the only thing I'm saying to the audience is through Joe Biden and pregnant
[00:40:19] Advertizing yes the pace the only time we talk the reason you subscribe to the patreon is to get behind into the workshop
[00:40:34] A livable version of them the one that's the one you see on TV doesn't sound good at all
[00:40:40] He sounds like a like a dead guy first half. I think you had it very close. I'm getting there you're getting there
[00:40:46] I'm getting there. They've got a place you could go to the bathroom in my mouth
[00:40:53] You want to get it he can start doing more gay shit with the character
[00:41:01] We ran him out of town on a rail Bob Evans used to come down
[00:41:04] He'd go into the black neighborhoods and he'd try to cut off their skin using the sausages
[00:41:29] I knew Bob Evans sir, and you are no Bob
[00:41:31] You were no who said who was that originally from some guy from the vice-presidential debate in like the 80s reason I knew Jack
[00:41:40] Who said it some guy running for I think he said it's a quail or something
[00:41:45] I'm gonna piss roll. I'm gonna take a piss cool. I'm a piss and then when I get back. We're gonna eat my ass
[00:41:58] Reshory this is a much better Joe Biden to stop his daily right now. I'm nailing it
[00:42:05] Stop his kneeling it right now. Well fellow Americans
[00:42:10] And I just want you to get pussy from a man. I
[00:42:14] Want you to see his penis and I want you to suck it
[00:42:21] Now you really killed this there do some
[00:42:23] Yeah, another impression that Nick has trouble. I'm fucking good impressions. I
[00:42:29] Don't know man, but you do have friends with children. You do our friends with children
[00:42:33] Yeah, let's let's let's start that just me and you man. No Nick just we can get finally to the truth
[00:42:39] I know yourself conscious to admit around Nick. No, I told you you can
[00:42:45] Went out that one night. There was a 19 year old male model that was there and you kept in touch I
[00:42:50] I I saw him in New York at our show seems like you kept in touch with I think it was the
[00:42:57] Your house no, he's never be honest. He's never been in my home. Yeah, I would never let him in my home
[00:43:03] Now now Adam's lying about how the kids never been in his home
[00:43:10] I'll just run his realize it's bow Biden is like
[00:43:22] Joe body's probably a good ass dad though. I have to admit he probably great dad
[00:43:27] He seems cool to hang out with as a father. Yeah, you see the text he sends to hunter. Yeah
[00:43:33] Beautiful son. Yeah, it's beautiful son. He's beautiful. He's beautiful. He's got a beautiful penis
[00:43:38] He's got a beautiful penis. See that's the thing like none of our dads ever told us were beautiful
[00:43:44] You know, we don't want that that sounds weird. I would want what what hunter has had why?
[00:43:50] Would you want it from your dad or would you want it from Joe Biden? I would want it from Joe Biden me too
[00:43:55] I wouldn't want to hear from my dad, but I want Joe Biden to die would be pretty gay
[00:43:59] I don't know beautiful. I've loved I'm glad that there's gonna be an opportunity to not give a shit about anything anymore
[00:44:05] Yeah, to forget who the president is nice. It's nice
[00:44:08] The people are starting up like oh you're gonna care about the border situation when Joe Biden is president. It's like to be honest
[00:44:17] To be quite honest now I'll go back to that
[00:44:19] I mean, you know hang out at a party or whatever and be like oh and of course the drone strikes terrible
[00:44:26] So it's fun just as bad as it was under Trump anyways
[00:44:41] I was wondering if it was underneath your jeans my dogs are barking. I've never heard that idiot before
[00:44:47] I don't know what my boy and my balls are my dogs. My dogs are my penis and ball
[00:44:52] And they're yipping some fierce right there nipping at the at the chopping at the bit here
[00:45:07] Can I see your pussy? Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I have read Karl Marx actually
[00:45:12] Yeah, my favorite section is where he talks about how erotic it is to fuck somebody here
[00:45:20] How erotic it is when the working class sucks the other working classes dick
[00:45:25] It marks actually said that you should give the put the give the booty up CF
[00:45:30] Open up the pussy if the means of production is the pussy and my dick is the sea yeah
[00:45:36] Yeah, Mark sledding all that shit sounds sounds like you need to get fucked
[00:45:51] Neil Strauss. That's my Karl Marx. Oh, yeah, you know the game
[00:46:15] I call that the master bedroom. Well again, I said jeez I feel like Dominic Strauss got
[00:46:21] Yeah, that's one of the things where my brain like rewards me with the reference that just fishing for anything
[00:46:37] Mm-hmm comes out. It's a good one seen Jim to
[00:46:57] Great penis nice penis great penis on that guy really nice pain ass. He's got a great penis
[00:47:23] Homemade French fries remember how disappointed you were the first time you had like or I'd a French friend
[00:47:28] Yeah, the kid you're like I'm gonna live in a McDonald's
[00:47:33] Yeah, you're like what the fuck the fuck is this bullshit? This isn't even close
[00:47:38] Well, my mom used to make straight up fried ass fries
[00:47:41] Yeah, they Greek people just hand cut their fries and just
[00:47:44] Get the all going that's nice, but it wasn't as good because you want McDonald's you know that I'm rich
[00:47:50] I make my own French fries and I do one fry per potato
[00:47:55] It's like just get the most you throw away the rest throw away the rest. Yeah, that's really cool
[00:48:01] You don't want to let's rich. Yeah. Well, it's the thing. It's the best part. My name is Jonathan million and I make my friend tries
[00:48:07] Man, I do one fry potato a little worse place
[00:48:17] Something that cost 35 cents potato like a harder have you ever bought a potato?
[00:48:24] You don't look like you've ever bought a potato in your life
[00:48:27] It's definitely more than that bit just 99 cents a pound. It's 99 cents a pass. I know that
[00:48:35] It's like 55 50 cents. The potatoes are heavy dude. You're fucking idiot
[00:48:40] Don't call me that 99 cents a pound and you think a potato only cost 40 cents. Yeah, potatoes are a big O'Rida
[00:48:47] For maybe if you're getting a russet potatoes a russet of course I get a russet the fuck on a bullshit am I getting?
[00:48:53] I get go I get a little fucking circular potato. You got child's balls
[00:48:58] Little baby potato definitely this decorative baby
[00:49:01] I get gold. I'll be my girlfriend or cooking dinner for having baby potatoes in Japanese piss
[00:49:09] We went to redraw all the way to sunset park to get babies piss from Japanese
[00:49:15] And that's that's why the recorder is not here. It's a delicate. That's why I forgot to recorder
[00:49:21] We went forgot the recorder because me and my girlfriend and all fermented child's penis her friends from the fifth grade winter chorus
[00:49:28] No, hey, let's be fair. Those are all Adam's friends
[00:49:33] Yeah, he met the elementary school kids my own his own Adam's dream is to be miss Frisbee
[00:49:41] Yeah, cuz those kids never grow up and leave her
[00:49:46] Adams on some Peter Pan shit. Yeah miss Frisbee stays the same age and so does
[00:49:51] Tight, I bet that episode is Arnold's I bet if she knows that kind of fucking
[00:49:55] Some magic she can get her pussy squeezed up half the magic is just just is making your friends around damn
[00:50:02] Look at this chinless woman. That's about to be executed. Whoa lady execution. Yeah for what would she do?
[00:50:21] The state what did she do? Uh, she strangled a woman that was pregnant. Oh
[00:50:28] Damn that is kind of but I'm sorry. That's that's a two for that's killing one
[00:50:32] Well, it depends how pregnant was she eight months. Yeah, that's that's a no. It's not a it's not a double
[00:50:39] Oh eight months. You're not in not a human not a human till 13. This is Jewish law
[00:50:48] Did you kill a baby? Is that how they get away? Is that how they get away with all the
[00:50:52] Infanticide all the fucking Palestine stuff. It is how they get away
[00:51:01] Gosses considering anyone that hasn't been bar mitzvah or bot mitzvah does not a person yet
[00:51:12] Should we give a fucking short cocks to the neighbors. Yeah, we should like we're from the city
[00:51:19] We came up here to show our penis to you
[00:51:23] I saw some other fuckers walking around in like a full safety vest
[00:51:26] What do you mean safety like or if you get because they don't want to get buck hearts. That's smart
[00:51:33] You go on the woods. You're you're prey. Let's put sovereign a little bear costume. No, I'm not trying to die
[00:51:39] That would be a jackass. Hey mark. Come here. I got a teddy bear. I didn't know they were real
[00:51:50] I would I would look cute in a little teddy bear. That would be a good jackass
[00:51:53] I would what send me out to die. Just as a bear. I wonder if they did that on jackass
[00:52:01] Or a good jackass would be putting somebody in like a horse costume
[00:52:05] Yeah, that's how Preston lacy died. He's not dead
[00:52:18] Big old Preston with this really bad body
[00:52:22] But I love him prostitute boat race jackass wiki
[00:52:26] Okay, what are they what about each boat gets one blonde one brunette and one captain
[00:52:33] Knoxville and Pontius hire four prostitutes and Amsterdam's a race paddle boats with them
[00:52:42] It is cool. Why don't we do shit like that? You get the fuck them afterwards. I don't know. I really I it's like
[00:52:48] I don't know if it's because it's my age and I'm like nostalgic for it, but 1999 to 2003
[00:52:54] Was a great that's a sweet spot. Yeah the window of
[00:52:57] Mm-hmm of humanity. So that's we saw the 13. We saw the towers. We saw the gods eyes
[00:53:22] Yeah, that's how I believe the Holocaust is real. Yeah
[00:53:43] 12 is dead 13 I see it. That's the total
[00:53:47] This is Vietnamese man is counting every
[00:53:57] I hope he is you think that guy switched he deserves it
[00:54:01] I love the room that he sings the songs and it's just like a drawing of Goku on the wall
[00:54:07] I hope they get sure like Cristiano Ronaldo that probably gets you pussy being that famous on the internet
[00:54:14] I think that guy's transcended pussy. I think he's you don't think he even needs pussy. He's a tatner Vanna
[00:54:22] Is there a point where you get where you don't even want pussy?
[00:54:25] Yeah, fuck dude. Is anyone ever achieving a runner like a real person the dolly llama
[00:54:32] Yeah, he's just coming in his pants and Kurt Coban. That's your being the dolly llamas. Yeah, he's just like
[00:54:45] He's just like waving and fuck that's awesome. He doesn't even need to be hard flatable guys. Yeah
[00:54:53] Spraying calm every that's how they know which baby is reincarnated. There's a dolly llama. It's the baby that's born busting
[00:55:01] The baby bomb busting the baby bomb busting the baby bomb penis
[00:55:06] Baby bomb busting baby. How y'all doing? I'm baby bomb busting my name is baby penis
[00:55:16] Marco baby p-mock and chal service and chal cevizio
[00:55:22] Damn, so the creek in the cave is done for good. All right, p-m. All right. Peter some of the best
[00:55:30] I think Adam Adam for Adam ruins everything really nailed, you know, everyone's everyone's everyone was thinking about how it's
[00:55:39] All the toxicity that was well. Oh my god. It's nice to not be the worst Adam
[00:55:44] That's true dude. Adam did that Adam fall over. He really serves a purpose in my life
[00:55:56] Like Thanos was saying. Oh damn savage psycho Joe's is uh
[00:56:04] How's he looking? Does he look hot? Um, he looks the same damn
[00:56:11] Um, why are they I guess the gyms were closed true. Well, that's right
[00:56:15] Well, I would expect a sabbag a hard year for him
[00:56:18] I wouldn't expect a savage like him to make his own gym. Yeah looking strange looking strange. I don't know if he's
[00:56:30] To learn how to make a gym you can make a gym you can make a gym in your garage
[00:56:34] You gotta be really smart to do that. No, you just have to bought all the stuff at the right time
[00:56:39] That's true. My everything was on back order this year
[00:56:42] Okay, I want to make a gym in my garage
[00:56:47] We should all get peloton and race each other do the show on peloton
[00:56:52] So it'd be like working out and that's awesome doing our job. That would be awesome, bro
[00:57:02] I mean the only thing we should do is buy a john matt and bus and turn it into a mobile podcasting studio
[00:57:09] That is a good idea and then drive to vegas and leave out of there put him back put him back
[00:57:15] From whence he came back on the shelf. We didn't break it. We're not buying
[00:57:22] Do you see yourself retiring to vegas at him? No, I'm just gonna walk back to New York
[00:57:27] No, you can't get her to me. Would you ever go back to vegas? No way. You're never
[00:57:36] Oh, yeah, you think that's where you end up. Oh, yeah, let's go south africa backward
[00:57:56] Oh, yeah, we're having some 19 year old boy pool parties
[00:58:01] I wonder watch a stupid movie after this. I would love to I should have done it before this
[00:58:06] We haven't watched a single movie yet. We'll watch it after we're getting a nice one going
[00:58:14] How could you be hungry? You should say like a whole school of fish. I don't know stuffed. I don't know
[00:58:20] It was a huge meal. Maybe a drink water. It's a big meal. That's why I got sleepy. We had a big ass meal
[00:58:27] Wait, I'm sorry. I'm an alpha male nothing
[00:58:29] I'm an alpha your beta. Yeah, you don't need as much the neurons in your brain aren't firing as fast as mine
[00:58:36] And that was omega fatty acids. So I kind of messed up that they call like the murder of fish the beta, you know
[00:58:43] Go on. There's nothing. No, go ahead. That's sorry. I continue. Sorry. Why are you apologizing? Why are you?
[00:58:50] Why are you letting me have your notice
[00:58:52] The only thing anyone knows about those fishes that they kill people other fish, right?
[00:59:01] They got a chip on that phone. That's not very beta behavior. No, it's alpha behavior
[00:59:09] That's so fucking true. Maybe people stop murdering if we call the murder
[00:59:13] How about data fish and they go around the tank and they're like 13% of people commit 58% of crimes
[00:59:19] No way why'd you bring that one? Thanks for building
[00:59:23] Thanks for building me out. Yeah, I think
[00:59:26] We breathe through our gills, but they breathe through their noses which are larger
[00:59:31] Their muscles require more oxygen because they have more faster. No, no, no, that's why their noses are larger
[00:59:38] Why would he be doing that a bench for us? No, I got some data
[00:59:46] Now I got some I picked up some data fish and they just don't stop doing that
[00:59:49] Yeah, it's the one in the tank with a little yarmul call
[00:59:53] Swimming around all the other fish are avoiding it. No, no, no, that's not data
[01:00:00] That would that would be the misinformation fish everyone is it misinformation
[01:00:09] Second part is data. It's not data. It's part of the data. We did a study
[01:00:15] Most black people have why even the first part is probably misconstrued somehow
[01:00:20] We did a study of black people's noses. No, I want to see
[01:00:24] What's the process of getting grant money because if I can if there's a way to just ask a school being like I want to measure
[01:00:35] too many kinds their noses not their skulls
[01:00:40] Right, and then well, I just want a comprehensive study. What's the average nasal width?
[01:00:45] Uh-huh and they're like for what purpose and it's like so that you can give me ten thousand dollars, right?
[01:00:51] I don't know. Yes, that money. There's probably you know what honestly
[01:00:55] There probably is if there's a non-racist way to start measuring black people's proportions
[01:01:01] That that data can be used to help them medically
[01:01:04] Like if you find some correlation between nose width no and and cancer rates for something no
[01:01:13] Why not you would have to have proof that it exists now white star measuring one was just in hope that some
[01:01:22] White people that have got like fucking are more prone to like blemishes or whatever probably get melanoma more
[01:01:28] But if you run around directly correlate, let's see how many skin irish fucking pieces of shit have freckles
[01:01:34] Right, huh, you know that wouldn't be bad you count irish people maybe one thing if you're talking about some kind of
[01:01:39] We're gonna see how many black people can dunk and if they can
[01:01:43] Then we'll find out if that has anything to do with diabetes
[01:01:47] That doesn't seem like a political correctness
[01:01:54] Data they couldn't because no there's got to be a way there's got to be some kind of
[01:02:02] Chronology I guess not to say that there's differences between the races that have any kind of negative
[01:02:10] Acknowledge that there are like and this probably this already exists
[01:02:15] I'm arguing for something that probably already well. I think you just talk about medical research medical research not start with nose
[01:02:22] Measurements. Yeah, I think all you're saying is I think it would be funny
[01:02:26] I think I think what you're describing is purely medical research
[01:02:31] I just appreciate the fact that he's doing nose measurements and it's not it's not about
[01:02:36] I'm doing nostril measurements. Oh, okay. Well, good. Go ahead. You're conducting the study obvious. Of course
[01:02:47] Science, you know, I'll say this Jews get the nose wrap but
[01:02:54] Noses in the middle eastern. I mean the least in people have big noses. Uh-huh. I think it's that whole region. Yeah, thank you
[01:03:03] No freaking problem, mate. That's what I'm here for. Thanks, brother. How about slob novros?
[01:03:08] Uh-huh, that's cool. Like his new giving him a new name. Yeah, it's not a new name. It's a guy's a different guy
[01:03:14] That's not me. Yeah, what if it sucks? I'm giving who a new name. Star Wars. I don't get it
[01:03:20] Well slob novros sounds like that. No, it doesn't. I was just coming up with a conclusion
[01:03:24] I got with a different character. I don't get it. I'm based on anything. Wow, that's even
[01:03:29] I mean, it's kind of almost Freudian that you would you think I should why would that be Freudian because you want me a sucker
[01:03:34] Cuz I'm almost youngian and it's flirtatious
[01:03:39] And the blurtality of your interjection
[01:03:43] The flirtation. He's young. He's just different Freud Carl. Yeah, he's just different Freud
[01:03:50] And and some people believe in Freud's if you believe in young somehow we could get some money to measure their noses
[01:03:55] Maybe we'd be able to find out if there's a little difference between it too
[01:03:59] Unfortunately, every Carl Jung and whatever the fuck Freud's segment Freud Carl Jung
[01:04:06] Is that a name Carl? Yeah young with a J. Yeah, I know it's cool young J
[01:04:11] That's what they call young J. Mm-hmm. What movie should we watch?
[01:04:17] The pussy factory. No, I'm trying to think of something stupid that would be good to watch
[01:04:26] Volcano. It's about volcano. So it's Pierce Bros.
[01:04:29] Or volcano. We can watch that. We watch both or you can watch blown away
[01:04:33] What's that with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones?
[01:04:36] Sounds pretty good. What's it about an IRA bomber that comes to Boston and Tommy Lee Jones plays the Irish guy?
[01:04:46] Fuck yeah, dude. He's like y'all want any shamrocks?
[01:04:53] I was wondering if y'all wanted any shamrocks
[01:04:57] Y'all want to beat your wife or you want a rainbow?
[01:05:01] So you want to go live in the inner rainbow?
[01:05:11] Alright, well, I guess we're gonna watch blown away. Let's do it. Oh, let's do it. Goodbye everyone.