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[00:00:00] it's it's a it's a smell you know cuz me and Darren was right talking about it
[00:00:09] is it's Indian women what's that and you know they got certain smell to them
[00:00:16] oh right yeah right yeah I'll be from England
[00:00:24] no no no I am yeah I'm on these Star Wars not from England I'm from England
[00:00:32] no I'm not I'm from England I'm definitely not Frazier I'm a man who lives in
[00:00:39] England dude I love how bad you are boys right right right right
[00:00:45] it's chef cheerio pussy black cunt I'm gay the Queen of England watch this in
[00:00:56] the Queen I've got a smell to him because it's like you know no matter how good
[00:01:03] you are in accent there's always people from the place is like that's no how it
[00:01:06] sounds it all broff right right right it's like no one cares shut up that's how
[00:01:11] you sound us exactly we're making fun of you you're a bitch and I'm making I'm
[00:01:16] making a joke of your culture nobody gives a shit what you sound right that's
[00:01:21] why we're doing the voice that's why we're doing the voice you fucking limey
[00:01:25] prick yeah anyway that's the episode so thanks for tuning in folks thanks for
[00:01:31] checking out Adam that was your chance I know you were mad at the last episode
[00:01:35] we're doing if you listen to this week's regular episode we're having to record
[00:01:39] this one immediately we're rolling directly directly not a not a minute
[00:01:44] has passed yeah because somebody one Adam started you'll get to stop the last
[00:01:49] one because Adam started crying we didn't okay you stop the recorder and you hit
[00:01:53] the wrong button as well no I didn't hit the wrong button you don't understand
[00:01:57] when you because you're still learning the equipment no look at that anger
[00:02:01] look at that rage you have to hit the the the play button when you don't want
[00:02:06] it to create a new file oh that's what I that's that's you don't know you don't
[00:02:12] know that's exactly because I'm now I'm manually creating the new files and
[00:02:16] naming them after the podcast episodes because we have had issues with leave
[00:02:22] that bug alone dude the ladybug yeah well you about to kill a lady be just
[00:02:27] fucking no he just like smashed it with his face it's the shell of lady you
[00:02:32] just a living lady flick this yeah because it's just you just murder you just watch
[00:02:36] you it's probably the the sweetest out of all of the things that you have
[00:02:42] invented about me this public platform which I'm not sure how many people
[00:02:47] actually in your world that's just misogyny but killing a ladybug yes you
[00:02:53] are a misogynist Adam and it's time you reckon okay let's see it is true let's
[00:02:57] get into that now let's get into that you insisted on you're like I can't believe
[00:03:05] you did the show without me so now I'm now we do it right now and I'm here for
[00:03:09] the whole thing I'm upstairs no alarm set you know you never said that we were
[00:03:14] recording a 10 the point is now's your time to shine it's your episode yeah
[00:03:19] so we're doing this because of you what's up the hair looks great thanks man yeah
[00:03:25] it's a lot I love it dude I can't stop looking at it dude I love my hair I'm
[00:03:29] starting to feel it on my back now my shoulders I feel like I feel like I feel
[00:03:33] like a guy that just he's got a Ferrari in this garage and go out and look at it
[00:03:37] yeah my son's like I want to comb it and it's like get to just do not you don't
[00:03:41] understand how the hair works baby just get the fucking wake up and just fucking
[00:03:46] it's wild yeah I honestly that's the one of the silver linings is that I don't
[00:03:51] know if I'd ever grown my hair out maybe I would have but I got to say the first
[00:03:54] couple weeks were rough it does look stupid when you go from completely
[00:03:58] bald but now it's beautiful those beautiful hairstyles there is you had an
[00:04:05] ex-con thing going on for a minute I try taking a picture the cotan board last
[00:04:09] night and I got like a very good angle oh I love it it makes you look like
[00:04:13] Benjamin Franklin dude there's nothing but I love seeing the behind the pictures
[00:04:17] I love the crown dude every king deserves a crown and I have one
[00:04:21] perpetually on my head while you motherfuckers you little poppers no crown
[00:04:26] hmm regular hair of a peasant look at this angle of it yes dude yes I love the
[00:04:36] behind more than anything but the behind yeah the ball how bald it is in the
[00:04:41] middle I'm so happy I can't wait to the ball pony and you know we're getting
[00:04:47] really close we're getting close yeah you're almost there getting really
[00:04:52] close man you could do a miniature right I can do many but I want to have it all
[00:04:56] in one uh-huh that the top stragglers need to grow a little more so they can
[00:05:01] be united with their brethren at the back I was I'm honestly you should like
[00:05:06] have it go straight up in the back like the pompadour like Dilbert's boss oh
[00:05:12] like the triangle haired guy no that there's a triangle haired woman no stop
[00:05:18] thought she was the boss yes well that's the kind of guy I'm like an
[00:05:21] anonymous audience not a misogynist like you I assume I didn't want to get into
[00:05:26] it by the way into my misogyny yeah you said oh I see you you mean you mean the
[00:05:31] two triangles I mean the cones yeah I believe so hmm if you ever seen those
[00:05:36] like Dilbert oh I guess you're right it is two triangles where somebody edited
[00:05:39] Dilbert and then like the boss is always like Dilbert why don't you come in here
[00:05:43] and suck my fucking cock now that's good stuff yeah now that is now that is the
[00:05:51] kind of shit that I would I've that's what the Dilbert was I would listen to
[00:05:54] Scott Adams no matter what his political opinions were that's his name right
[00:05:59] Scott Adams mm-hmm he's really one of the smartest I saw someone I saw a poster
[00:06:04] was like why the million mag of this got Adam's like the million Maga March
[00:06:10] looked smaller because everyone's wearing camouflage he said that yes that's so
[00:06:17] cool video explaining it that they blended into the Washington DC Street
[00:06:22] mm-hmm now look I just saw it on Twitter it might be fake but I don't think it is
[00:06:26] seems like something he would say we'll put that in the true column we'll
[00:06:29] fucking write it on true we'll put his theory in the true column as well mm-hmm
[00:06:35] while we're at it yes so Adam hi what do you feel like doing today I want to go
[00:06:41] ski shooting but maybe we wait till tomorrow maybe we're maybe today is work
[00:06:47] today we put our nose to the grindstone mm-hmm we do seven or eight
[00:06:54] video graphics we just sit in these chairs all day at one hour we put an
[00:06:58] alarm that goes off me we we episode over episode over don't even riff for one
[00:07:05] more second remember the Dilbert TV show I like to actually watch the fuck out of
[00:07:10] that it was only on like four episodes mm-hmm it was like you p.n. a lot they would
[00:07:17] put it on at night and I watched it a lot yeah honestly I've said this before I
[00:07:22] was a Dilbert fan were you you like the work jokes Dilbert I was like 10 years
[00:07:27] old I would because usually I would do I would go library and I would check out
[00:07:31] the like big anthologies of I read a lot of Heathcliff I read some guy the
[00:07:37] barbarian I had Marmaduke hey Gar hey Gar yeah I read Marmaduke and honestly
[00:07:43] as a ten year old summer for some reason the Dilbert work jokes really
[00:07:47] resonated you know I remember and I remember Dilbert the casual Friday
[00:07:52] you know why I love that you said I can't wait to grow up I like Marmaduke to
[00:07:58] earn not Marmaduke Heathcliff I like Heathcliff that was my guy but yeah did I
[00:08:03] didn't like reading whole fucking boring ass books I would read comic books
[00:08:06] because my dick is on double-hard even as a youth what comic books I just said I
[00:08:11] just fucking said oh but I thought you meant like it no no comic books were too
[00:08:16] much work that's basically a book we're talking strips we're talking
[00:08:20] comp strips strip comp when I was really young I read family circus a lot yeah I
[00:08:25] think that was Christian yeah I just that was my gateway to yeah life was
[00:08:30] family circus I remember like eating down at the at the table in the morning
[00:08:36] eating cereal you the first step to feeling like a man is reading the
[00:08:40] funniest of course feeling like I'm just like dad wasn't and then I switched it
[00:08:45] up to sports page of course well might know one of my family ever read the
[00:08:48] newspaper we received the newspaper at the Las Vegas review journal would your
[00:08:53] dad's drink coffee and reading newspaper yeah and yell at it my dad never read a
[00:08:57] fucking newspaper when we got Greek TV he would just start his day watching
[00:09:03] soccer highlights that was pretty nice I like that actually pretty cool did
[00:09:08] your father you read the newspaper Nicholas no no no I don't recall much
[00:09:13] newspaper happening yeah I did it at one point our elementary school made us
[00:09:19] read it to be and then you'd have to do a report on exactly you have to pick an
[00:09:23] article yeah yeah we had that the current events shit yeah I can bullshit didn't
[00:09:27] call it that school sucks I remember I did one about the USS Cole attack what
[00:09:34] happened oh yeah I did that too yeah that's weird I remember that I remember
[00:09:37] specifically that current event that's the probably the only current event I
[00:09:41] remember is the USS Cole it was Al Qaeda's first hit before I was ever
[00:09:47] specked that's before they came up shit that was like the the mixtape before the
[00:09:51] big album yeah that's awesome yeah respect Al Qaeda yeah that one they hit a boat
[00:09:58] how many motherfuckers got got I don't even remember I just remember the name
[00:10:02] of the boat the USS Cole yeah and then when 9-11 happened I was like such a
[00:10:07] fucking faggot I was like it's probably the Al Qaeda network of terror
[00:10:14] so you're saying you from a youth yeah everyone else was like shut up shut up
[00:10:22] shut up in about eight minutes I'm gonna go check and see if the oven is
[00:10:27] preheated we're making a pork shoulder we're making a pork shoulder it's 1152
[00:10:32] a.m. as we speak in eight minutes I plan to put the pork in at 450 this very okay
[00:10:39] everyone here you want some you want me to put you on game right now 450 walk us
[00:10:45] through for 20 minutes so the skin it gets blistered he's crisps up you fuck
[00:10:51] up the skin in the fat you melt that fucker get it a little brown and then you
[00:10:56] turn all the way down to 350 for an hour or two and then go to 300 for I don't
[00:11:04] know like 20 minutes per pound we got a big fat boy we got a 10 pound pork
[00:11:08] shoulder that's a fat motherfucker right there well shuts out to the big Y
[00:11:12] chain of grocery stores they treated us well shut up those two pale iron
[00:11:20] deficiency children of mass issues kids did not look good yeah yeah we were
[00:11:27] buying beer and they're like we can't we're fucking gay okay because we'll be
[00:11:33] needing bags tonight sir shut the fuck up sure of course I am bitch what I'm
[00:11:40] gonna carry this all in my hands I can't touch the beer well we're gonna carry
[00:11:45] these three hundred dollars with the groceries that we're gonna eat in a
[00:11:47] day and a half with our hands damn I'm shocked we didn't get a pizza last night
[00:11:53] yeah if we were in New York and anything delivered we would have gotten a pizza
[00:11:57] I think there is a pizza place in town it was 1130 and everything was fucking
[00:12:02] closed yeah it was 1130 by the time to speak a lot was not we had a wild mother
[00:12:08] fucking night last night we had a good one we played settlers of cattan in which
[00:12:14] Adam cheated his way to winning he does this whole like I'm just trying to be
[00:12:19] like diplomatic right no I'm an honest businessman right breeds discontent it's
[00:12:23] a game of passion you're taking you have to stop you're taking it does not work on
[00:12:28] me I know first of all bitch I had the second most points so I've rose to shut
[00:12:31] the fuck up and it's what I mean because he would he would be no that's
[00:12:35] untrue it's very pernicious thing and I could see what he was doing the entire
[00:12:38] time but there's no way I could make that argument to you because again it works
[00:12:41] on you it doesn't work on me how fucking dare you this is how you start making
[00:12:46] fucking enemies you think I need either one of you fucking pricks on the board
[00:12:49] over there when it's time when it's time to settle it's all about the dice it's
[00:12:53] all about who God favors listen I'm just trying to be a fucking wheat farm my
[00:12:58] wheat and I'm on God damn business shit about making all the money oh that's why
[00:13:03] you were kid fucking you's cheating with development cards you're both you don't
[00:13:07] play the game with on development cards are scratch off lottery tickets neither
[00:13:10] of you play the game with honor part a simple part of my simple life is a
[00:13:14] wheat farmer I have no one guilty pleasure it's going to buy his grass
[00:13:18] if you if you get development cards you fucking you try you're looking for a
[00:13:23] shortcut you're looking for a government handout whereas I'm over here fucking
[00:13:27] blood sweat and tears building my longest road getting pussy in the fucking meta
[00:13:31] with the sheep hoping for a three to come up so I get a little a little mutton
[00:13:35] chop you had sex with one of the sheep I fuck pussy not just sheeps but women
[00:13:40] as well but the meadows and that I don't have all the places on the settlers of
[00:13:43] cotan board if you had to pick one place to fuck you'd pick the sheep one what
[00:13:47] you want to fuck in the wheat fields or the or the ore mining place I fucking
[00:13:51] the ore mining place you find the mind yeah I do rough rough trade gay sex with
[00:13:56] a little bit of getting their raw they're running one of those one of those
[00:14:02] little fucking carts from Donkey Kong the mining carts direct you're just
[00:14:06] holding your ass open at the end of the line like boys I need one more for a city
[00:14:11] I was just this is what the Dober boss would look like if he was a real guy that's
[00:14:15] good that's actually pretty good no Nick's been furiously sketching away on his
[00:14:20] iPad yeah I thought I wanted to see what style would look like if he had the if
[00:14:25] he had the hair and I thought what if what if a man had sex that's true that's a
[00:14:31] great question I don't know if a man could have sex for once in his life that's a
[00:14:35] good question that surely does not apply to me because that's been asked and
[00:14:40] answered has it yes and the answer is never and the answer is he's had not only
[00:14:46] has he had it he's had it a lot starting in the Walker having you
[00:14:50] apartments on the UMBC campus and some of you will recognize that yes that's
[00:14:55] where juniors and seniors live you google it and it's retarded people yeah
[00:15:01] it's Fisher Presco I would they have retarded people housing on a college
[00:15:05] they're not they don't go to college do they do they have special colleges mm-hmm
[00:15:11] well first of all that's not where I was I was at the University of Maryland
[00:15:15] Baltimore County getting pussy at Walker shouts out if anybody goes to UMBC fuck I
[00:15:21] don't remember I don't remember which room it was where I lost my virginity but
[00:15:26] start fucking in every single one of those and if you do one of them will be
[00:15:30] not the war you can put that on your hometown scavenger yes Adam was a
[00:15:39] Jewish school probably a Jewish camp first time you fucked no comment you were
[00:15:45] stuck and your stepdad fucked your ass you guys love that you guys ever
[00:15:50] jack off to that genre the my stepmom is someone is stuck and her pussy is out
[00:15:56] yeah you get me out of here and they're like I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
[00:16:07] Wow my man is home Dilbert boss is a big boss that's such a big dick who's
[00:16:14] behind there's that a girl no there was just me trying to get the proportions
[00:16:17] right for that other t-shirt oh look like a girl I got horny yeah look like a
[00:16:21] girl in a nice ass with her ass out no I was just like it was looking at how
[00:16:27] but what the what like people's proportions are I see I gotta refresh my
[00:16:34] my mind I understand bro yeah so where we're now we were talking you missed
[00:16:41] it because you were you're drawing but we're talking about which spaces on the
[00:16:44] cotan board we would like to fuck on Adam said the mining shot the mining
[00:16:48] place because he has gay sex there I said the meadow because it's probably
[00:16:51] the nicest I guess forest is fine I can appreciate this now that I'm done
[00:16:56] with he's looking at his own drawing and he's smiling smiling it's a Dilbert boss
[00:17:02] Dilbert did you come in here come in here I have a hard penis I need you to
[00:17:09] suck I need you to take care of something for me Dilbert it's a problem
[00:17:14] is I doing like figure drawing is of like I've yeah I draw cocks so big that I
[00:17:21] can't remember what people's bones look like right right that's a big problem
[00:17:26] in drafting school well messes up my own you know I did have a day where I just
[00:17:31] sat night I looked through like a book of like a medical thing mm-hmm just like
[00:17:35] like illustrations of like skulls and bones and stuff yeah sketching bones
[00:17:40] and it's nice mm-hmm I really I really have always wanted to be able to go to
[00:17:44] like a botanical garden and just do like botanical sketches that would be
[00:17:47] cute yeah but I don't know how to fucking draw flowers you could learn that's the
[00:17:52] whole point of fucking improving yourself yeah but anytime I sit down I
[00:17:55] like drawing mm-hmm so anytime I sit down and draw I just draw shit I know how to
[00:17:59] draw but that's the thing you now that's how you take it to the next level from
[00:18:03] liking something and having a natural talent to becoming a you know educated
[00:18:08] man on the subject no sharpening your shoes other things they do that with I
[00:18:13] don't want to I relax by drawing well you can relax you like chilled out by like
[00:18:19] listening to music and you're like well time to learn how to play piano
[00:18:22] plenty of people do that yeah that's pretty common that's a that's a lot of
[00:18:27] people yourself to play people listen to music to chill out like I like and then
[00:18:31] use at a different time they play oh maybe they'll relax me and play music you
[00:18:36] could you could draw to relax and draw to learn there's two different modes can
[00:18:40] you do hands Nick yeah hands are really hard hands are really hard oh that's
[00:18:47] right I forgot I'm talking to two artists here no no niggas a draftsman
[00:18:52] but you're a painter I'm a I'm a Sunday paint too much is real media is hard if
[00:18:58] you can make real media look good yeah I've only painted like on actual with the
[00:19:03] actual paint maybe once in my life you're a digital guy this sucks you get it
[00:19:09] all over your fucking hands that's why I would think you would enjoy that no you
[00:19:13] like getting messy no you know you know it feels blue collar yeah to get the
[00:19:17] paint all over your head right you're like I don't work in hard old yeah I
[00:19:20] don't like being dirty really yeah what about when you work on cars and do what
[00:19:26] well if I work on my car or if I do woodworking in particular I don't like
[00:19:29] wearing gloves because I feel like it's more of a safety risk than anything
[00:19:32] because if you have something it's sagged like you have more of like a like a
[00:19:36] tactile sense of where your limits are with your body right just your hands I
[00:19:41] would worry if I were like a glove it would get sucked in because you know
[00:19:45] it's like you're longer on one finger or something or it's you're just not like
[00:19:50] you know I don't that's what I think okay interesting you know it's like
[00:19:54] why why don't we're condoms yeah yeah when things get stuck into a pussy yeah I
[00:20:02] know where my my penis ends exactly I hate not knowing where my dick I hate
[00:20:06] it when the condoms just way too long yeah which happens to get a lot
[00:20:11] snagged into the cervix yeah yeah I get sucked right in there that's also why
[00:20:16] I don't wear condoms if you guys ever gotten a condom sucked into a pussy for
[00:20:22] real though I hate that feeling and really yeah you bust you think you're
[00:20:27] you're in the clear but the condoms been off and now you're like fuck do I have
[00:20:32] a child yeah I can't break it yeah condoms break all the time I've never
[00:20:36] had a common them break I've just said well I guess one time I got condoms
[00:20:39] break all the time I guess I yeah do you fuck that forceful
[00:20:42] apparently the pullout method in terms of not not STD prevention but sure yeah
[00:20:50] in terms of prophylactic it's better it does feel really good condom
[00:20:55] smell all the time it does feel good to come in a pussy though you have to give
[00:21:00] me that while wearing a condom just in any case no I'd rather come on a on a
[00:21:05] forehead forehead my own forehead it does when it when the vibe is right and
[00:21:15] you're about to bust looks like Brad normal said you got to come original so
[00:21:19] true that's right famous sublime I don't miss him got to come original I think
[00:21:27] about this a lot video sublime come on come on you gotta come in original
[00:21:33] Santa V yeah come on really a non-com I'm nice bro woke up this morning got my
[00:21:42] shit classic sublime I love sublime I watched um I was 48 hours this week but
[00:21:48] Nick Noltey Eddie Murphy I know I'm jealous I want to watch it I'm down
[00:21:52] to watch it again I love really yeah it's so good just watch it um it's you know
[00:21:57] made like a Walter Hill made a lot of other good movies whose Walter Hill
[00:22:02] the director anyway what else what other movie he made that that movie with
[00:22:06] rhino Neil where he's a driver who fuck is rhino Neil the famous actor what else
[00:22:12] I think we've talked about him on the show what is the rhino Neil in anyway but
[00:22:16] the movie 48 hours takes place very Linden he's very he's very he's very
[00:22:20] Linden never seen it that was like that's the movie I get mixed up with I'm a
[00:22:27] deus a lot right yeah they're very similar you see titties in Barry Linden
[00:22:32] yeah you see fat titties in I see fat you see titties in Barry Linden dude the
[00:22:37] girl from Amadeus has fat titties yeah that's what's cool about this wife about
[00:22:43] that era and she tries to suck off Salieri I'm a he's like I'm gay I'm a
[00:22:48] gay I don't want to see breasts I just want to play piano and have sex with
[00:22:53] guys the F. Murray Abraham it was F. Murray Salieri
[00:22:58] Salieri surviving the game no movies hilarious is it a sequel to the games
[00:23:03] with Michael Douglas ice tea plays a homeless guy hell yeah who steps in
[00:23:12] front of a truck and I think Charles S. Dutton saves him or either Charles S.
[00:23:17] Dutton or Rucker Howard Gary B. C. C. hell yeah that's a nice lineup of guys I
[00:23:22] think it's Charles S. Dutton he's like what the hell you want to throw your life
[00:23:25] away man life's good you want to live it yeah and fucking I don't have anything
[00:23:32] a fucking live for figure if I'm gonna die might as well be my own damn choice
[00:23:36] and I trust this doesn't say I like the way you think brother he's like me and
[00:23:43] some friends are going out into the woods we want to bring you with us oh and
[00:23:47] they hunt ice tea they aren't ice ice tea yeah nice and it's the hunters are
[00:23:51] F. Murray Abraham Rucker Howard Gary B. C. that's an awesome line that was
[00:23:57] S. Dutton that is we should watch that yeah well me and stop you guys should
[00:24:02] watch that we'll watch around 8 a.m. we do tomorrow's first episode I love this
[00:24:06] dude it's gonna keep happening to we're gonna keep waking up early yeah and
[00:24:10] Adam's just gonna be like I'm gonna wake up or anyone I'll never said one
[00:24:15] yeah I don't know I've been using alarm clock and probably fucking three years
[00:24:26] no no not when you're flying yeah yeah if I'm a flight no I just wake up no
[00:24:32] you're lying just wake up well I've been had a flight in three years that's
[00:24:36] sure you don't really know yeah he's been he's been taking on an alarm clock to
[00:24:41] fly when you're the pilot that's so true it's my one of my favorite quotes my
[00:24:46] favorite idioms is you don't need a certain alarm to wake up or a flight
[00:24:50] when you're the one where the four you got the pilots you're the one flying
[00:24:53] the plane mmm just pilots rolling in yeah 30 a.m. whoops yeah that's why they're
[00:25:01] delayed sorry I had to put on my my little outfit I had to put on my cute
[00:25:05] little hat and get pussy it's a cool outfit shut shut to Denzel yeah and that
[00:25:11] girl in the beginning of the movie was just a Scientologist Captain crunch look
[00:25:15] that airline pilot yeah it's cute I will give him that it's like a naval kind of
[00:25:20] thing but they're in the air I would love to have sex and they get to wear like a
[00:25:25] chauffeur's hat yeah they get little wings so people know that they're they
[00:25:30] do you guys ever get wings you were flying as a kid I saw that you go you
[00:25:34] never got him I never happened I got wings I never got I had a pair of south
[00:25:40] west airline wings that I had on my backpack for a little bit when I was a
[00:25:44] kid I was like in third grade I thought for sure we were gonna get some and I
[00:25:49] was like expecting it fuck Virginie no you gotta ask the why don't think I ever
[00:25:53] flew is like a child never yeah not until I was like I think the first time I flew
[00:25:58] on a plane I was like probably 12 oh dude you were back and forth in Greece
[00:26:02] bro yeah I got baptized in Greece but I was you know at nine months old I
[00:26:06] don't remember shit yeah I don't think I left the window of New York to Maryland
[00:26:12] until I was probably like 12 oh yeah where'd you go Disney um yeah where's
[00:26:19] your first life would you leave the Mid-Atlantic for the first time probably
[00:26:24] yeah probably Florida yeah mm-hmm that sounds about right Florida why fuck
[00:26:31] Florida people go there do they yeah we went to it was if we didn't go to
[00:26:36] Greece we were in Wildwood New Jersey I think it was for some or a Hobart Beach
[00:26:39] some weird thing with my mom's church hell yeah yeah fuck yeah dude they get
[00:26:45] some nice characters over there what at the church oh yeah I don't really
[00:26:51] want to go damn I remember I was because you know it's like this thing it was
[00:26:55] like sort of like cult a sure yeah yeah it was like cult light you know they
[00:26:59] just like sucked up most of her like time of course but the one time yet it
[00:27:03] was like some kind of like retreat down down there and they like there's like
[00:27:08] I would fall asleep during because you know they're like regular like church
[00:27:12] right right fall asleep yeah and I remember the only thing I remember is
[00:27:17] like the head guy going off on choose and I was like this is fucking wild
[00:27:24] I mean I don't know who's like there's some Bible reference it wasn't like Sodom and Gomorrah
[00:27:29] right was like some like harlot in the Bible like you know that's what that
[00:27:33] Hollywood is that and they predicted there's gonna be an earthquake the the
[00:27:37] whore of Bethlehem yeah yeah no the whore of Babylon sorry yeah maybe that was it
[00:27:43] yeah I'm gonna be like an earthquake in Los Angeles is gonna your California
[00:27:46] is gonna split off that's so shan sink because of and then he was like and you
[00:27:51] you know you see these movies and you see the names of the producers see their
[00:27:55] big noses and bald heads and you know who they are then he's on fire he's
[00:28:02] heating up dude shut down to the whore of Babylon did imagine being so good and
[00:28:06] sucking dick 4,000 years ago the people today know about Satan is or like
[00:28:11] obsessed with bringing her because I think that it'll be like a harbinger
[00:28:16] summoning the death so she's just a girl that was really fucking and sucking
[00:28:20] in Babylon there was this dude that was like that guy that was at the jet
[00:28:24] propulsion laboratory that like got wrapped up with Elrond Hubbard and
[00:28:29] then Elrond Hubbard took his wife and his life savings whoa and then got the
[00:28:34] boat and then just sailed away and the sorry Scientology but the two of them
[00:28:38] were like they found some chick and they were like doing like dark magic
[00:28:44] rituals yeah satanic black magic some chick that was like confused yeah that's
[00:28:49] awesome I just wanted Alistair Crowley was like giving them instructions whoa
[00:28:56] Alistair Crowley yeah Mr Crowley from the blacks from Aussie Osborne yeah
[00:29:02] Crowley suck my penis boom boom boom won't you suck on my dick
[00:29:10] bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb but what I would say before in 48 hours it takes place
[00:29:15] in Adam you made the coffee bad what do you mean I made it I'm gonna go put the
[00:29:18] pork shoulder in BRB yeah go ahead 48 hours no that's fine you have to say
[00:29:24] that your headphones are on shut up shut the fuck up don't tell me that now the
[00:29:32] movie takes place in San Francisco right we're all good cop movies happen
[00:29:36] right dirty Harry of the very very fucking zodiac zodiac is that's a banger
[00:29:43] that's another one we should watch yeah and so Eddie Murphy is in prison the
[00:29:48] game also takes place in San Francisco one of the best cop movies there is yeah
[00:29:53] what are other San Francisco bad Santa bad Santa that's not San Francisco
[00:29:58] full house what do you call vertigo is San Francisco yeah yeah there's a lot of
[00:30:07] San Francisco movies there are a lot of good say it's a it's a great place to
[00:30:11] make what happened to the pilot go out or something stop burners and sub burners
[00:30:17] hand making a pig so like he gets Eddie Murphy out of jail because he's trying
[00:30:21] to get these fugitives and Eddie Murphy's the only one that can help him
[00:30:25] signals he's a you know the hard-nosed cop and then Eddie's like I need to get
[00:30:30] me some pussy right now I've been in jail for three years I got to get some
[00:30:33] pussy right I have to ask with that's without pussy I need some pussy so it's
[00:30:42] free he's got a hissy yes yeah he has yeah yeah he has a little feignness I
[00:30:47] have to get some pussy I've been in prison prison not getting any piss
[00:30:51] pussy for a while and Nick Nolte by the way is just firing slurs at him
[00:30:57] constantly calling him a jungle buddy and like all these all these slurs so
[00:31:02] he's like all right I got I he's like well make a deal I'll take you to get
[00:31:06] pussy but I get to choose the place and so he takes a place I gotta choose a
[00:31:14] place and so he takes him to like a like a country in western bar in San
[00:31:21] Francisco which is just every single person there's a racist who wants to
[00:31:28] kill a black guy yep that they've ever met but mind you it's insince and
[00:31:33] for him and no it's very it's very it's very funny nice yeah that's a famous
[00:31:41] scene in about 20 minutes I'm have to get up and take the temperature down to
[00:31:46] 350 just a little warning uh-huh yeah that's a famous scene everyone's seen
[00:31:50] it even though I haven't seen I don't think there's a single homosexual in
[00:31:53] that entire movie well except for when you watch it you or you are that guy I
[00:31:57] think you become the San Francisco Castro gay but it's rife with like good old
[00:32:04] boys who hate queer hate blacks I bet you that's that there's there's gay guys
[00:32:11] who don't like black people yeah well we talked about it before I would imagine
[00:32:18] a sizable number of white gay guys probably like Trump just quietly probably
[00:32:27] well makes you say that I just get that because he talks gay because I have the
[00:32:33] voice so they divulge the secrets you have the what have the soft voice you
[00:32:39] know something I mean you do sound gay but not in a particularly homosexual way
[00:32:43] thanks man you got you got it you got it baby damn I love fucking going up into
[00:32:55] the damn woods yeah it's nice up here I know fuck the city do we gonna go for
[00:33:00] a hike yeah maybe not today maybe tomorrow maybe two who knows we should go for a
[00:33:06] walk maybe yeah we should definitely get some kind of exercise in today I'm
[00:33:09] trying to get my fucking 10,000 steps in maybe how about this maybe we fucking
[00:33:13] drive into town go to the girl like walk around a little bit go to the grocery
[00:33:16] store yeah just fucking take a little stroll through town okay it's probably
[00:33:21] cute you know there maybe get lunch a little coffee shop maybe sit down get
[00:33:25] some lunch or some shots and ideas down maybe do another radio play oh yeah I
[00:33:30] want to do I want to do a whole episode that's just like a kind of like a fun
[00:33:33] radio play let's do it yeah the telltale bit the tail yeah or there's a bit that
[00:33:38] Adam is done yeah I mean you don't realize it's stolen but Adam knows that
[00:33:43] it's stolen right and put it he sleep that he doesn't hear it all yeah doesn't
[00:33:48] bother him whatsoever doesn't he doesn't care any's looking for other bits the
[00:33:53] whole time I'm not struggling with any type of conscience that's good the man
[00:34:02] who smashes ladybugs mm-hmm I didn't kill imagine what kind of disposition you
[00:34:08] have to have what kind of sickness you'd have to kind of sick to walk to kill a
[00:34:12] ladybug unbelievable you know I mean you know the expression people like oh
[00:34:16] that guy wouldn't hurt a fly yeah it was supposed to be the extreme but it's
[00:34:19] a given that nobody would ever kill lady ladybug would sound too stupid as an
[00:34:23] expression yeah cuz duh who the fuck hurts a ladybug he just apps in mind
[00:34:27] that Lee crushed it just kills under his thumb I didn't crush the ladybug I I
[00:34:32] choked the life out I've inflicted about two inches you flew he wound up his
[00:34:37] finger and he flicked he fucking can cussed does it make you feel powerful
[00:34:41] he put it down like the way you would a farm animal mm-hmm does it make you
[00:34:46] feel powerful no it was just the shell of a ladybug it's winter right now I was
[00:34:52] watching a crawl around earlier I woke up early before you got up even I had my
[00:34:56] coffee and I was reading and I just I took a moment to watch the ladybug crawl
[00:35:00] around the the hearth here right and enjoy it and we're like wow is it a
[00:35:04] little seems like it just a little bug and it looks like a million I've seen
[00:35:08] before but this one's something special this one's well there's nothing special
[00:35:11] about it but it's that's what makes it's very iterations of of something that's
[00:35:15] familiar it's existing it's right here it's now and and then this man comes by
[00:35:20] and he says I'm going to kill this is what because it's it's in my line of
[00:35:25] sight and the only thing that should be in my line of sight is my vision itself
[00:35:30] my my my my beautiful eyes my beautiful eyes my beauty I shouldn't have to look
[00:35:37] upon anything look upon anything I should just everything should be looking
[00:35:40] back at me it should all operate as a reflection myself and so I will kill
[00:35:45] and maybe that's what that's what made you mad it was such a reflection of
[00:35:49] yourself a gay little bug I just wanted that you couldn't stand for it to be
[00:35:54] alive I was wanted to kill something beautiful you're I just wanted to feel
[00:36:00] it's life slip my fingers oh fuck dude oh my god you know we should get some
[00:36:09] thick cut bacon we're in the country we should get thick cut they think I saw
[00:36:13] something in the market they should make thick cut turkey bacon I agree with you
[00:36:16] on that one because I've gotten back into turkey bacon is it good so bad I've
[00:36:21] never enjoyed it except it's a different thing it's not bacon not bacon no it's
[00:36:25] no different breakfast item but it's good it's salty you know get your big
[00:36:31] card we should get thick cut bacon what else is country style stuff big country
[00:36:36] hunks a country bread should get big cheer they should make big cheerios big
[00:36:39] cheerios huge circles dude that would be all be fucking time oh man I'm such a
[00:36:44] genius like donettes size yes so that's your big big big honey not Cheerios
[00:36:51] where you just soak one in a bowl and then oh it's like a soft don't you you
[00:36:55] break it sounds awesome actually you break it apart with a spoon no you
[00:36:59] fucking bite I'm gonna that's my next business idea we're getting the bus and
[00:37:02] we're making big big that would honestly rock I wonder if they would break in
[00:37:10] transit hmm I forgot this whole time though we should be I should be writing
[00:37:14] down episode names and I think this one is called big cheerios
[00:37:26] no you drew fucking Dilbert's boss with his heart as something that you the
[00:37:30] people just have to imagine which is but again theater of the mind Helen
[00:37:34] Keller style that's what we do that's that's the fucking that's the fucking
[00:37:39] advantage of radio it's one of its strengths is that we draw a beautiful
[00:37:44] image and they get to fill it in with their mind for example right now
[00:37:47] mmm Adams wearing a pink tutu and you could see his dick because it's too
[00:37:52] short and it's very small but his balls are hanging low but they're tiny and
[00:37:59] he's also he's doing his makeup yeah so see isn't that a nice mental image Nick
[00:38:07] is where Nick has his legs crossed in a gay fashion and his legs are shaved from
[00:38:12] the knees down your wishbell you're freaking you're freaking wishbell yeah
[00:38:17] in your fucking dreams fuck both you in your fucking so like my fucking
[00:38:23] hogisimo yeah thick up bacon little fucking stroll around town sounds good
[00:38:32] to me I'm trying to maybe get an apple fritter try to remember some of the
[00:38:36] stuff we said why don't we why don't we look at didn't you have a notes of when
[00:38:40] we're on cocaine and what and did playing settlers did we have some really good
[00:38:43] bits there's absolutely nothing in there just read it I can't remember it's on
[00:38:48] my laptop that's not even here oh I remember all dogs go to heaven yeah
[00:38:54] yeah that was good was it this time they're black and what's it called although
[00:38:58] it's good to jail but that was that was a follow-up to something else I don't
[00:39:05] remember there was there was something before that was training day but this
[00:39:09] time the race oh yeah don't be such a racist
[00:39:27] damn I can't wait to see this porch over the later tonight we should get baked
[00:39:34] potatoes get some potatoes fuck a bake them up I'll make some zagie
[00:39:39] mmm about bleeped potatoes mm-hmm you know what is that where it's like a
[00:39:46] mistake bad word y'all want some potatoes and is it believe potatoes I guess yeah
[00:39:53] yeah hey I'm trying here you're smart I've been on hmm hmm a bench fries and
[00:40:02] they're for homeless people okay yeah french fries you find under a bench or
[00:40:07] a bench that's also your bed mm-hmm well I don't know about that why don't you
[00:40:15] say one you insisted that we do this about potatoes you said we have to
[00:40:20] redo the after the episode I didn't say we had to redo it you have me on it I'm
[00:40:24] trying that was it just 20 minutes I think I was pretty late to kill bugs I
[00:40:29] think I was pretty chill about the whole well you got 20 listen we got 20
[00:40:32] minutes for you to shine okay shine in the not the racist right right what about
[00:40:40] um to mash potatoes it's um it's trash trash potatoes I'm gonna pay for a
[00:40:47] coin is dick it's made out of white man you guys come up with anything okay okay
[00:40:53] yeah we'll keep thinking of this what about smash browns and it's hash browns
[00:40:58] that you cook they're in a pussy oh you have sex and you use your cock to cook
[00:41:06] them hmm smash browns yeah what about what about pussy tots that's pretty good
[00:41:18] pussy tots and mm-hmm it's little tater tots in a woman's pussy pretty similar
[00:41:24] mash smash potatoes but yeah yeah Todd sounds too much like kids you know I
[00:41:32] don't think I'm not with that that's fine what about tater tits that would be
[00:41:38] cool and it's breasts that are that are that are potatoes and you chop them up
[00:41:44] make fries with them tater tits you get them in breast form they're on a
[00:41:49] woman's chest and you slice them off yeah they're molded into a woman's chest
[00:41:54] what was yeah she's some kind of magical being that her titties regenerate in
[00:41:58] their potatoes wow now personally I wouldn't necessarily one of the coolest
[00:42:02] chicks I wouldn't want to have sex with somebody who had potatoes for breasts
[00:42:05] no it's not as nice to squeeze I want to have parts of having sex is feeling
[00:42:12] brash soft jiggly titties yeah that but it's back into it but as somebody that
[00:42:17] was closer to livestock that you just have in your barn and you every morning
[00:42:23] you wake up you slice off some of her titties to make hash browns for breakfast
[00:42:27] for your children she's like she's like a cow mm-hmm in that sense we're instead
[00:42:32] of milking her for milk you slice some of her tits off for potatoes you go out
[00:42:37] to the barn to see that to see that nice little bones you milked a cow you slice
[00:42:43] you get the eggs out of the chicken coop harvest her breast again and you get a
[00:42:48] very nice sharp knife and you harvest her breasts yeah what about that they'll be
[00:42:54] pretty good your turn I just did one that ate up a nice amount of time what are
[00:42:58] their potato dishes are there potatoes grit tan so make a pun about it
[00:43:06] potatoes cut tan potatoes cut tan okay and what is it like a
[00:43:13] settlers of yeah but it's all made out of potatoes yeah that's not bad yeah you
[00:43:19] you and your fellows can play and then instead of like um forest mining forest
[00:43:25] brick or it's different preparations as potatoes tater tots big potato western
[00:43:33] fries oh western fries it's one of them I don't know that's not a main potato
[00:43:39] dish well we need french fries we've already said a lot of different types
[00:43:42] of potatoes so I was trying to mix it up for the people yeah I guess so you only
[00:43:47] really need five sorry about that I pissed on my robe a little bit that's
[00:43:50] okay that's fine I like just hanging out on the robe yeah I'm jealous I didn't
[00:43:54] bring one I went in there I'm like make sure you don't piss on it guess what
[00:44:01] guess what you motherfucker I feel like I have like target fixation with like
[00:44:06] bed like anything I tell myself not to do I will do yep yeah and then anything
[00:44:10] like I'm trying to absent-mindedly not like I've accidentally quit drinking I
[00:44:16] was never like I gotta stop drinking in fact I tried to be like I gotta stop
[00:44:20] drinking for years and then I just sort of stopped you did just kind of stop and
[00:44:23] just not do a program or anything I get absent-mindedly do things but any time
[00:44:28] I try to focus on like actively doing something the fucking nightmare so maybe
[00:44:34] the trick is that focus on things you don't actually give a fuck about that's
[00:44:38] what I do trick your brain that's how I ended up in this place yeah I wanted to
[00:44:41] be a lawyer I was a paralegal I was working at Discovery right you know I
[00:44:47] had a relationship everything was really good yeah I had a comedy show that was
[00:44:52] going good yeah it's been what Blammo my my fiance she told me mm-hmm which
[00:44:57] unbeknownst to me at the time was establishing a pattern that I would
[00:45:01] recognize interesting this all happened to you this all happened to me and
[00:45:05] it sounds familiar but I could have swore you were never a lawyer no I was a
[00:45:09] lawyer and then I moved to New York and then a couple of friends of mine I guess
[00:45:15] I didn't realize it until a year later but they had been recording what I was
[00:45:18] saying they were just depositing interesting tens of thousands of dollars
[00:45:26] in my bank that would be really funny if you're like just come hang out dude and
[00:45:32] then fiance number four was out the door this time no I guess it cheating I guess
[00:45:42] I never thought about that that that literally did happen what what to Nick
[00:45:48] yeah it did Nick yeah you seem like a pretty cool guy yeah it seems like yeah
[00:45:55] it seems like your lived experiences have made you write a book about that
[00:45:59] called the coolest guy mm-hmm no that's not I wouldn't go that far yeah you write
[00:46:04] a book about that yeah yeah my life about your life about your life and
[00:46:08] autobiography I don't think you should do that but you should be on a podcast yeah
[00:46:12] that's you definitely have enough life experience for that mm-hmm yeah yeah
[00:46:18] especially when your life experiences kind of just the same things happening
[00:46:22] over and over and I'm not learning from it dude nobody learns lessons that's
[00:46:26] one of those bullshit like needlepoint tips I never really
[00:46:31] changes no they learn them but like this much you spend your entire life getting
[00:46:35] fooled by the same shit over now it's that scene from the Simpsons when
[00:46:39] Homer's trying to like eat chips and they have like the dog had like a bunch
[00:46:44] of puppies mm-hmm you know I'm talking about no this I'm gonna pull it up it's
[00:46:49] Charlie Brown trying to kick the football there we go Charlie Brown trying to kick
[00:46:52] footballs good I think you always trust that bitch Lucy she said it's gonna be
[00:46:57] different this time Charlie was was Lucy the one who's a lesbian with the
[00:47:01] red-headed that's pepper and peppermint patty yeah was Lucy trying to give up
[00:47:08] fuck pussy is Charlie Brown well that's what oh yeah there's always a specter pussy
[00:47:18] right the Homer is trying to get the chips but a dog this time that's life yeah
[00:47:30] that's life that is life sucking on my dick riding high in me sucking cock in
[00:47:40] July and body I tell you I said I'd never suck cock but here I am down on my knees
[00:47:53] goggle and come sucking your balls hey Murray when you bring me out can you call
[00:48:00] me faggot sure thing faggot I said that to myself probably a hundred times after
[00:48:06] seeing that movie oh hey Murray you bring me out can you call me faggot
[00:48:12] anything you want faggot we have a very special guest tonight ladies and
[00:48:18] gentlemen faggot mm-hmm they did you know that would make sense for the
[00:48:22] character yeah everybody knock knock who's that faggot it's me a faggot
[00:48:33] them that's sure remake the joke it's the same exactly yeah yeah he does that
[00:48:42] I am yeah yeah some pain there's a phase he just paints his fingernails that's
[00:48:46] good he's wearing like a fucking Jack Skellington shirt
[00:48:52] that's good that's very good everybody thinks I'm so weird but one of these
[00:48:58] days I'm gonna break something tonight yeah and maybe the black girl said of
[00:49:07] Zazzy whatever her name is who is hot it could be a black man or it's a real
[00:49:12] big fat girl that works at Clients yeah they drink orange Julius together
[00:49:17] with yeah mm-hmm I thought we were dating I gave you a cigarette one time because
[00:49:23] you asked for it we're not dating I'm fat some of those relationships they
[00:49:31] undoubtedly fucked each other out of curiosity right what do you mean mall
[00:49:35] relation mall friendships between a fat yeah 80 and its skinny man I wouldn't
[00:49:40] put it past them will you ever one of those you ever have a fat woman friend
[00:49:43] Adam no really I've never had a woman friend that's sure yeah let's go back
[00:49:50] ladybug killing mentality yep that's right it's everything's everything
[00:49:54] circling back right where it's starting up dude circling back Matthew McConaughey
[00:49:59] yeah Tom is a big fat bitch Tom is a big fat bitch is pussy time is a big fat
[00:50:04] bitch a big certain titty you don't want to fuck it but you end up you do it anyway
[00:50:09] for whatever reason that's the time you know that's right it was pretty given
[00:50:15] another one on bears give him bear it was pretty cool what he fucked up Woody
[00:50:19] Harrelson's wife she was really trying to get fuck you have Shaq sure my wife I've
[00:50:23] never seen that it was cool and Woody Harrelson had sex with the
[00:50:27] poor boy I got I was that who Alexander Dario is no good Christ that woman has
[00:50:33] the best titties yeah I got some bad news for you what no what no don't even
[00:50:39] wait what you fucked her but I fucked her but I fucked her six before you do
[00:50:47] I'm pretty sure six why did you fucker hold on we'll figure this out right now
[00:50:50] what did you fucker in my penis what what time do you know what that fact
[00:50:56] error my penis dude he's lying Adam I know he's lying Adam you don't know shit
[00:51:02] you don't know a fucking goddamn thing pal you don't know a fucking goddamn thing
[00:51:08] about back off back off fuck you and your fucking ass all right you pal listen
[00:51:15] a pally suck my fucking prick hey listen there's one thing I want in life
[00:51:20] finish to have sex and it's not gonna happen anytime soon no yeah hey doc hey
[00:51:27] do it how does Michael J Fox that's pretty good that's not bad yeah it's not a
[00:51:33] not too bad he does that yeah I don't know doc I don't know doc I kind of
[00:51:39] want to fuck my own mother I kind of want to have sex she's hot she's pretty
[00:51:44] yeah she seems pretty dead yeah yeah my mom's my mom's pretty hot
[00:51:52] we're gonna go back and tell him I'm gonna let you have sex with your mom yeah
[00:51:58] yeah she's a kind of a slut it seems like geez I she's kind of throwing this
[00:52:03] pussy at me doc you know first time in my life I'm finally having sex with my
[00:52:13] he could be yeah maybe I could do Michael J Fox maybe I'll figure that out today
[00:52:17] that's good maybe I'll be going out in the woods I'll just talk like mmm
[00:52:22] maybe you do have Michael J Fox having conversation with Joe Biden that's how
[00:52:26] you do it two for one mm-hmm and all which we boys should be you go back in
[00:52:31] time time you go back to yeah you know usually we'll go back to you go back to
[00:52:38] time I got to go back to tell him fuck your own mother don't get me started on
[00:52:42] fucking joke yeah I just I fuck my own mom doc I don't know if I can do
[00:52:48] fucking Joe Biden Marty you can't fuck girl oh you already did yeah I really
[00:52:57] good just fucking up the world's key and pussy from your mom yeah I guess I'm
[00:53:04] not sex with my mom Marty I wonder the future of the Nazis one if you fuck
[00:53:09] your mom he does he does this move a lot this
[00:53:11] like he does with the words inside maybe it's a precursor to a partner he
[00:53:18] probably got it from being because you know he's like he's like this weird kind
[00:53:23] of impish guy he has to make up for it with like mannerisms yeah I think that's
[00:53:27] where his acting talent lines is that he was very good at like fucking just he
[00:53:31] would just constantly put his hand through his hair you know that's a
[00:53:36] motion is just like you know doing merch shit with your fucking head
[00:53:40] that's how people know you're acting bringing a lot to the role if you know
[00:53:45] you're just always just fucking he was he was always a fidgety actor that's
[00:53:48] very fidgety yeah yeah I remember I used to think he was really cool and
[00:53:54] spin city I loved spin city is such a funny show I love to there's one time
[00:53:59] where a guy we're one of the guys there's a black gay guy yeah and they were
[00:54:04] old guy the man was never David Cross pretends to be retarded and Jack
[00:54:08] being a dumbass is the reason he finally like snaps yes he's like it's not heat
[00:54:13] you fucking idiot yeah it's a vacuum that's so weird that David Cross did this
[00:54:21] show when there was two episodes it's really funny that's really awesome
[00:54:27] actually yeah that's how they were cross man it's a good guy mm-hmm yeah
[00:54:32] wishing there about well now that the show's pop you probably would never do
[00:54:35] it again no yeah oh no way maybe I don't know who asked his wife if he could do
[00:54:40] the show yeah so what happened yeah I asked his wife and what'd you say she
[00:54:46] said she said yeah you're she said you're really hot really yeah I don't think
[00:54:53] that's what she said I was like can we keep this professional did I happen you
[00:54:58] haven't booked your husband sounds like somebody's a fucking liar he does
[00:55:03] sound pretty game on it sounds like he's doing a bit that's going nowhere we
[00:55:09] gotta stay away from this guy Marty the bit's going nowhere he kills bugs because
[00:55:15] lady bugs I did I did yeah you're probably right doc geez I guess I'll just go get
[00:55:21] pussy for my mom hey kind of wish I could meet that guy from the green
[00:55:24] rile so he could suck the Parkinson's happening breathe it down his neck
[00:55:28] if he likes bugs so much why doesn't he breathe them all in get Parkinson's
[00:55:33] for me Michael de Fox he's now been healed Michael Clark Duncan from the
[00:55:37] green bar how about Michael Clark dumbass and he's even more retarded I say
[00:55:51] that's just about the most retarded this boy I've ever seen that's one of the
[00:55:55] stupidest thing I'll ever seen all right we got it we got a we got a man
[00:56:04] let's see I've never seen the movie but how have you not seen the green mile
[00:56:10] dude a gay man I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to go through and do like a
[00:56:14] marathon of like just play clean up on all the movies from 95 to 2003 just so
[00:56:20] I have more references okay there's a lot of people don't know how a lot of
[00:56:24] people don't understand what comedy is is consuming a bunch of like shit media
[00:56:28] right from ages 13 to 25 and then when you're in your 30s people think you have
[00:56:37] this encyclopedic knowledge of garbage when really just wasted your life
[00:56:41] exactly and you can just mention those things and then people are like wow how
[00:56:45] does this guy this guy's a fucking machine these references and that's that's
[00:56:48] your cultural literacy the rest of your life yeah it's just those movies
[00:56:53] these big ole male jiggler for example that's a huge bit I was waiting for that
[00:56:57] to be just for 43 minutes you get old enough and then none of your references
[00:57:02] mean anything and then you turn into Dennis Miller talking about fucking
[00:57:06] Charles in charge and people are like what the fuck are you talking yeah yeah
[00:57:09] not Dennis Miller tries to sound smart with his you know he tries to talk about
[00:57:12] his streets yeah but he does talk about Charles and charge the Charles in charge
[00:57:16] of my dick and my balls perfect strangers a lot of perfect strangers references
[00:57:23] and Dennis Miller's comedy really I have no idea I'm doing the same thing again
[00:57:29] this time with stuff just a little bit further outside of my room is there well
[00:57:40] um Charles and Charles and Charles and Morridge Charles and Morridge these
[00:57:47] guys cock and more gyms and six more Scott Bayou oh Scott nice penis nice
[00:57:57] hahahaha that's a really nice piece a great penis Scott Bayou
[00:58:09] hahahaha Charles and mine Charles and mine yes that's correct yep yep I gotta go
[00:58:21] turn down the temperature on the poor go to the right back just give it another
[00:58:24] minute maybe give a little just okay we'll relax you for a couple minutes relax
[00:58:30] you have another cup two or three minutes and maybe let off our dear friend at
[00:58:35] Wom yeah actually Adam could you go do it yeah why don't you're on it's easier
[00:58:40] for you to get up what do I have to do you just turn the oven dial down from 450 to
[00:58:45] 350 oh that's easy it's easy me and Stav will talk about the movie the
[00:58:49] mummy but instead of it being a zombie mm-hmm and then Egyptian mummy it is a
[00:58:57] tom tommy mommy come me come me tommy tommy
[00:59:01] some me some dummy some me the dummy and he's retarded dude that's great and he's
[00:59:08] like oh I'm from Egypt swish this guy's dumb this guy's dumb this guy is dumb
[00:59:29] hey I'm burning freezer store of the dummy the movie's about a guy who goes to
[00:59:38] Egypt and the finds a retirement basically retarded person and it's
[00:59:45] really I'm it's one of the most exciting projects oh yeah it's kind of a role
[00:59:49] reversal for me because I played a retard and scene oh man that's right and
[00:59:53] then I felt that was cruel so I said my next move in my career is I really want
[00:59:59] to play the guy that beats up the retar that way I can show my own rain my
[01:00:05] range of course I can play both a villain and the hero yeah I love that you know
[01:00:10] now in Encino man he was pretty fucking hot don't you guys agree mmm
[01:00:14] Brendan Fraser used to be a hot piece of ass yeah everybody time comes for
[01:00:18] everybody I know that's why you got to start cultivating old man looks I'm
[01:00:23] early on early on who are you talking to I'm too invested in youth I need to
[01:00:28] start looking what you're gonna be one of those fifty five year old men in
[01:00:30] skinny jeans you're gonna look so bad why I'm trying to add I'm trying to get
[01:00:37] hype beast at this point now I already a little better every year I really
[01:00:41] look like an 80 year old Chinese guy and stuff looks like stop I've always been
[01:00:46] I think my hair is gonna gray and thin out and then I'm already already
[01:00:51] wearing a robe and I look you know yeah you 100% are gonna try and keep up
[01:00:57] with fashion so embarrassingly late in life oh yeah you're gonna turn into one
[01:01:01] of those maybe like an LA guy yeah the sunset broadcast I was gonna say that's
[01:01:05] exactly whenever you're like train and you see those guys with those fucking
[01:01:10] Pharrell hats yeah rings and those guys are awesome it is prayer be like this
[01:01:17] is an evil place boss edgeless is you wearing an onk and dating a disgusting
[01:01:22] woman who's 19 because it's your attracted to the idea of taking advantage
[01:01:28] of somebody you're gonna be so happy with your 19 year old girlfriend when
[01:01:32] you're when you're 57 years old it means stop will be dead will be dead more
[01:01:37] ashes you know who have listen he'll have a younger but aging approach still age
[01:01:43] older but still too young second wife yeah it's gonna be your look oh I'm
[01:01:51] looking forward to the second why I've had the first marriage yet yeah second
[01:01:55] is coming yeah that's gonna be a real whirlwind yep she's gonna get you into
[01:02:00] a bunch like a bunch of healing whatever crystals whatever is crystals in 30
[01:02:04] years I'm gonna get really into TONIX and then offended when anyone tries to
[01:02:09] criticize it stops into squealing crystals which are there for pigs
[01:02:14] Wow that's nice to squeal but what does the crystal the pig he was yeah I'm the
[01:02:20] pig because you're fat if I'm the pig why do I have something that squeals
[01:02:23] what I'm feeling you're like you're in crystals I get it but why the fuck would
[01:02:28] I need something squealing if I'm the pig well it's just call that because it's
[01:02:31] four pigs what and it's just a big piece of salt like they don't like salt they
[01:02:37] like slop other types animals like so I'm looking on big salt crystal it's a
[01:02:43] squealing crystal D here's like salt I think not pigs fuck you that's all
[01:02:51] folks I'm gonna suck in a second my dick folks