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[00:00:02] I don't know, but if you can't find that one, bring the pink one.
[00:00:07] I would suck your penis in sort of mine.
[00:00:10] If I could change the world, if I could change the world,
[00:00:16] I would put you in my ass when you'd live there.
[00:00:20] I would put you inside of my book in it.
[00:00:23] If I could change the world, I would make your tiny and put you in my ass.
[00:00:29] You could control me with a bunch of like a version make me move.
[00:00:34] It wouldn't be gay, but I'd say some kind of robot.
[00:00:43] I'd be some kind of big robot, or I'd be regular size when you'd be tiny.
[00:00:48] If it'd be gay, you'd have to control me with the wires and buttons.
[00:00:53] I would be some sort of meek or a rogue gun.
[00:00:56] I would be a gun gun if you were just living my ass.
[00:01:02] And people ask me, you know, obviously the song is filled with symbolism.
[00:01:11] And I'm always surprised because it's probably one of the most literal songs.
[00:01:19] People ask me, Eric, what's the song about?
[00:01:21] Eric, this was the second song you made after your son's...
[00:01:25] One of the most literal songs I've ever written is quite frankly if I could change the universe.
[00:01:30] Tears in Heaven was about my son dying, but I would make myself either very large or I would select, you know,
[00:01:40] a pilot is my preferred to live inside my ass.
[00:01:44] And control me as if I were a giant robot.
[00:01:50] It wouldn't be changing much about the world.
[00:01:53] It would be that I have no idea what this speaking is.
[00:02:02] Listen to that song when I was like 12 me like, hell yeah dude, I love cocaine.
[00:02:08] I could shrink you down and let you live inside my ass.
[00:02:19] You could control me without my own just lovers.
[00:02:27] It's, you know, they say that the narrative should always diversify, but I always thought that the most interesting thing to me lyrically is exploring the same theme over and over again.
[00:02:43] Because then you really challenge yourself.
[00:02:45] Yeah, because people are going as a say, no matter what, the instant criticism is going to be, you've already covered this.
[00:02:50] We know you want to be either a giant robot or have a partner of some sort that shrunken down to live inside your ass.
[00:03:05] We're already, we're familiar with this.
[00:03:11] When I was with the yard birds, I was always pushing for some kind of, you know, we do live shows.
[00:03:17] And this was before a tool who I really created with changing the live.
[00:03:23] I wanted to project a video of me as some kind of dying alien that's sick from doing too much meditation.
[00:03:36] It seems like you had kind of a jump on tool.
[00:03:38] I wanted to, yes, initially I had the idea of spending an 80 million dollar laser show set up where there's a pyramid and we go inside the pyramid.
[00:03:48] It's very similar to a man going inside another man's ass.
[00:03:52] If I asked several people and they told me it was impossible to do with lasers, that the only thing that lasers could create was some kind of alien that's throwing up from doing too much yoga.
[00:04:06] I was asked who's who's who's aligned his chakras to the extent that now he's dying in space person.
[00:04:15] And they kicked me out of the band for that.
[00:04:22] I was trying to be in tool and they stole my.
[00:04:29] I submitted a packet to tool and I just saw my own bit there.
[00:04:33] And I had lunch with my best friend Paul McCartney.
[00:04:43] And I told him, you know, I think where this went wrong because this was the greatest tragedy in my life.
[00:04:50] Probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me was being rejected by tool and then having them steal my idea for the sick alien.
[00:04:59] And yeah, really nothing else rings a bell.
[00:05:13] And I said to him, you know, I got to go back to the robot thing.
[00:05:21] This was all due to me departing from my original idea of solely pursuing one artistic expression my entire life.
[00:05:31] Which is that I want to be again either a giant robot or a regular side robot with a friend to lose inside my house.
[00:05:44] When I wrote the film, I was actually the script.
[00:05:50] The screenwriter of the line really created the story and came up with it.
[00:05:54] Originally it was about was Timon originally in Pumba's ass.
[00:06:00] I imagined an ancient African golem who tricks a young line cub into living in his ass.
[00:06:09] And the line cub grows to full size instead of his ass.
[00:06:12] And it's very similar to the story of I believe it was Hercules carrying an oxen.
[00:06:22] And he had a blue oxen and it was a grew older.
[00:06:26] That's what made him, that's how he became John Revere.
[00:06:29] You remember the Roman story of John Henry versus the machine.
[00:06:36] So we say what if we did a version of that set in Africa?
[00:06:41] And that's where the Lion King came from.
[00:06:44] And time I was really thinking a lot more about that robot.
[00:06:54] And that derailed the story and my interview to write the Lion King never went past that
[00:07:00] You've interviewed for a long-ish thing, showbiz, John.
[00:07:02] But they have the greatest tragedies of my life as being declined for the position of head
[00:07:11] Well it seems like it was a different idea.
[00:07:14] In 1983 I went to Disney and I said let's do a children's movie set in Africa about a
[00:07:20] giant robot with a man who lives in his house.
[00:07:35] But what happens 10 years later, that Disney releases a movie set in Africa.
[00:07:44] And wait, I'm sorry, had Terminator 1 come out?
[00:07:49] Terminator 2 and then they had to make a Terminator 1 to steal his idea for Terminator 2.
[00:07:53] You don't need to be a giant crime-solving robot to figure out what happened with what
[00:08:06] You can see clearly this day what happened there.
[00:08:14] Well, thanks for joining us for the first part of the come town.
[00:08:18] We're trying to have more mainstream guests.
[00:08:20] We're trying to become more interviewed with Eric Clapton.
[00:08:38] Do you have any, maybe perhaps either one of you.
[00:08:45] But if either one of you want to use this joke setup to demonstrate your knowledge of Eric Clapton's.
[00:09:00] Well, I was going to ask you if that would be very, you know, funny to you.
[00:09:10] We've been named after when you would come, like, come coming out of your cock.
[00:09:17] No, we were sitting around trying to come up with a name for a band.
[00:09:26] So a lot of people don't know that the first thing I was in London.
[00:09:30] And I was having the moons over my hammie.
[00:09:33] And my other members of Cream, Paul McCartney.
[00:09:50] Paul McCartney was having the Southwestern crazy cowboy tote a soup.
[00:10:08] He would bring a bowl of cum everywhere and he would lick at it like a kitten.
[00:10:12] This was even when he was pretending to be straight.
[00:10:15] This was when he was pretending to be a kitten.
[00:10:25] You know, I almost blame that cat's face.
[00:10:29] He became obsessed, absolutely obsessed with Mr. Mustafa Lee's.
[00:10:35] I don't know if he listened to us, but I thought he was pretty cool.
[00:11:10] And the man, he's become lost because as he got on the wrong plane
[00:11:15] And the only way he can get back to Chicago and avoid the two robbers
[00:11:19] that are after him is if a man lives in his ass and...
[00:11:27] It's a grown man who's separated from his family.
[00:11:36] And lo and behold, three years later, catch the music.
[00:11:46] Have you ever heard of the movie Home Alone, Eric?
[00:12:04] I think that's a simple case of paradise.
[00:12:13] And Elton, who's obsessed at this time with Mr. Meth is stopping.
[00:12:21] Who even by your own estimation you thought up of in 1983?
[00:12:27] So Elton is obsessed with a different guy named Mr. Meth's Dog
[00:13:04] And the other one is named as Dr. Manhattan.
[00:13:19] He's a plot of the ever-go-go-go-one-ones guy named Kevin McAllister.
[00:13:22] And so he had loved this guy so much that he started laughing up, comment, then.
[00:13:27] He would bring his own bowl of comb everywhere to eat like a kitten because it's actually a little...
[00:13:31] It's a legal to transport milk across state lines.
[00:13:42] This is what it was called at the time.
[00:13:44] A lot of people don't know that the Brit invasion was actually a cultural exchange program.
[00:13:57] And in exchange we got Denny's and states.
[00:14:01] I thought you said the first Denny's was from England.
[00:14:21] So it must have been pissed that everything got so organized that they stopped selling comb at restaurants.
[00:14:32] So we thought it would be a funny prank to replace his comb with cream.
[00:14:56] So you had a gay friend named Elton John.
[00:15:11] He was still in cream like that before.
[00:15:13] Well, I met him when I was scouting locations for my idea for a film about him, John Mann,
[00:15:17] who has a friend who lives in his house.
[00:15:20] And I went down to Nigeria to see if...
[00:15:26] And I had the dream right after eating a bunch of bananas.
[00:15:31] At the time, I'd been reading a lot of young in psychology.
[00:15:35] And he talked extensively about how your dreams actually come from the college.
[00:15:39] And how your dreams actually come from the country with...
[00:15:50] And because you had bananas, you thought you should go to Nigeria.
[00:16:05] I mean, I believe that that's your thought process.
[00:16:08] And I don't think that's correct for multiple things wrong with that statement.
[00:16:13] And so that's where you met Sir Elton John.
[00:16:21] And I said, I want you to come back to England.
[00:16:34] What's the closest you've gotten to having a man in your ass pooling leverage?
[00:16:44] In New York to do just a couple of podcasts.
[00:16:46] And I'm trying to work my way up to Joe Rogan.
[00:16:51] Because I want Joe Rogan to introduce me to Elon Musk.
[00:16:55] And I'm going to proposition him basically.
[00:17:00] And say, if you present me, Eric Clapton, with the proper funding,
[00:17:06] and research, obviously, that his companies are capable of to create...
[00:17:12] Or turn me, either into a giant robot man,
[00:17:15] or possibly shrink another human, you would obviously need to do different research teams to look into it.
[00:17:22] If we can go down either path that results in us accomplishing this goal,
[00:17:29] our goal in my lifetime, I'll suck his car.
[00:17:39] I spent all my money trying to do it myself.
[00:17:43] And I believe you guys would call it fucked up.
[00:17:49] I don't particularly like using curse words, but in this instance it's wrong.
[00:17:56] You made that very clear in the arena before it was said.
[00:17:58] That was the point, I was like, I don't think that an artist should have a use.
[00:18:01] That's why I think, you know, this Donald Trump guy is...
[00:18:13] Well, there's a lot of reasons, not like a ma reason,
[00:18:19] So, just so you're going to do come town and then what other parts do you have to find out?
[00:18:26] I blew all my money because I got a Home Depot credit card.
[00:18:34] You didn't even buy something to me to think about it?
[00:18:43] And a lot of switches, I thought about, they have luxury switches.
[00:18:49] Well, my whole house is filled with bicentennial commemorative light switch plates.
[00:18:55] Because I had a period where I was obsessed with the Revolutionary War after seeing the
[00:19:02] movie Wild Wild West, which I had mistakenly identified as saying,
[00:19:09] Because it's tough to, it gives confusion.
[00:19:11] We've never had a war in England, so we don't.
[00:19:16] Most people in England have even heard of the Revolutionary War.
[00:19:24] You personally, have you ever heard World War II?
[00:19:30] And I said, this spider, eerily close to my idea of a giant.
[00:19:37] I can't say, I did have sex with Kevin Klein.
[00:19:41] But I can't say that, I mean, it's possible he maybe read one of my notes about my idea for a giant man.
[00:19:52] You say Kevin Klein looked at your diary.
[00:19:55] But that's fair for you to say it might be parallel thing as well.
[00:19:59] It might be parallel thinking the Josh.
[00:20:24] Well, I was obsessed with the revolutionary watch.
[00:20:28] I replaced all the switch covers in my house with bicentennial commemorative plates.
[00:20:35] I've thrown out all of my regular watch covers.
[00:20:38] And of course, you know, I mean, half of them ended up inside my house.
[00:20:43] So you were just, so you have the switches there.
[00:20:46] The switches in the pool, you do the levers.
[00:20:48] Well, when I went to Home Depot, they have the nicer ones now.
[00:20:52] So I went dimmer switches in my whole house.
[00:20:56] You're answering your house in my house.
[00:20:59] But they got stuck at 10% and it's damaged by vision.
[00:21:09] I am training myself now because I'm in a low-light situation, which I imagine.
[00:21:18] Perhaps I could live in someone else's house.
[00:21:20] You want to be the guy in someone's house?
[00:21:22] And so I'm training my eyes now just in case when I eventually...
[00:21:25] When I meet Elon and we get further into the project, maybe.
[00:21:34] I've got to be somewhere in between the ages of 50 and 90 years ago.
[00:21:54] I meet Elon and then we're maybe a 20-year road map before.
[00:21:58] We're talking about a situation where it's feasible to have one man live in another man's house.
[00:22:05] My body might not be able to handle the big in mechanization surgery.
[00:22:11] It's smaller and maybe fit more easily into a man's house.
[00:22:14] So I might have to be the one that lives in the house, in which case...
[00:22:17] The only prerequisite is that my eyes are adjusted to a low-light situation.
[00:22:21] Sort of roundabout way it worked out that I would have had that.
[00:22:25] That big mess up with a bicentennial plates after getting so excited about the giant spider.
[00:22:38] And you know what, you actually are 30 years old.
[00:22:48] Did you know you're the only three-time inductee to the Rock and Roll Hall fame?
[00:22:56] I also came up with the idea for the hot dog eating contest when coming out.
[00:23:04] I was down there and I went into the Nathan's old dogs.
[00:23:09] I'd like to meet the owner and they're not clamped in.
[00:23:16] You'd get a dinosaur in the United States.
[00:23:18] And I was one of the first people to give them my headshot and put it on the wall.
[00:23:24] And yeah, you can actually go to the original R-HOP in Columbus, Ohio.
[00:23:28] And on there in the wall, it's a very first headshot.
[00:23:38] And it says on there, the food was so good, I wish I could jam it at my ass.
[00:23:44] I feel like the food is in my ass controlling me.
[00:23:55] And they said, what do we do with this?
[00:23:56] And I said, put it on the fucking wall.
[00:23:59] And 15 years, the Italians will be doing this.
[00:24:09] Yeah, I said, what if a call went so fast?
[00:24:30] Yes, yes, I said that the Elden drawn the original, of course.
[00:24:37] Now, let me ask you, have you ever sucked the man's cock?
[00:24:49] Have you ever seen Keith Richards penis?
[00:24:56] That's to the same degree I'm probably 75 years old.
[00:25:01] Well, thank you so much, Eric, unless you have anything else you wanted to talk about.
[00:25:23] I mean, and other people have mentioned it to me.
[00:25:26] That's the only reason I made the show.
[00:25:30] It seems that this premise was stolen entirely from me.
[00:25:39] You know, I mean, you don't want to say that word.
[00:25:41] I don't want to, but in 1997, I heard car talk.
[00:25:50] But this time it's three people instead of two.
[00:25:53] And instead of talking about cars, one of them is huge.
[00:26:07] Well, the thing is, the person is Jewish.
[00:26:24] Well, we don't really have a guy in anybody's ass.
[00:26:28] Now, you nailed us on that other element.
[00:26:37] And that's why I say to this day, if I could change the world, the one thing that I would do is shrink someone down.
[00:26:46] That's how they started because we were seeing that song.
[00:26:49] That's about what I would do if I could change the world.
[00:26:52] Would you want to play us off with one final rendition of that song?
[00:27:03] If anyone wants to take a look at some blueprints and the stalls.
[00:27:12] I've set up shop in the bathroom of the Dunkin Donuts on Fulton and Nordstrom.
[00:27:22] Yeah, it's a party for working on getting for the podcast.
[00:27:25] I rented out the bathroom at Ruth's Chris from the Tuesdays of stories podcast.
[00:27:33] He said to me that I could use his office.
[00:27:40] He said I could borrow the master bedroom.
[00:27:51] They have a mutual friend, Dominic Strauss Kahn, actually.
[00:27:55] When I met Joseph and his friend Mark, I said, you guys work so well together.
[00:28:01] Have you ever considered that maybe Mark could live inside Dora?
[00:28:06] And they said, yes, we've heard your idea.
[00:28:19] I guess you can keep staying here if you like.
[00:28:39] Or as I like to call him Eric Claptom, as chief.
[00:28:46] Do you ever think about this 102 down nation?
[00:28:54] That way they can just give all the fucking dogs.
[00:29:00] This is what this is the thing I get the problem I got with this fucking movie.
[00:29:10] You got some French bitch trying to steal them to make super close.
[00:29:19] It's named after a car to make famous clothes.
[00:29:22] When you could be charging the zips fucking out the wazoo.
[00:29:30] That's your big problem with 101 Dalmatians.
[00:29:39] The first time I saw it, the idea of 100 dogs was so much from my mind that I wanted
[00:29:54] I watch it each time to memorize each one of the dogs.
[00:30:01] The world's foremost expert on 101 Dalmatians.
[00:30:07] 101 Dalmatians, YouTube with Louis Capon.
[00:30:14] A lot of people think they've seen 101 Dalmatians.
[00:30:22] We're going to show you a lot of things in this class.
[00:30:25] Number one, how not to act like a bitch when sitting in a chair getting ready to watch
[00:30:32] It's different when it's a cartoon about dog's pal.
[00:30:35] You're going to have to sign up for the masterclass.
[00:30:43] Look, we're putting this on all the videos for children's shows in the hopes that a mentally
[00:30:49] disabled adult will accidentally sign up for the masterclass.
[00:30:55] This is being Italian, the masterclass.
[00:31:02] Dude, I'm having a hard time on focusing because of how good the pork smells.
[00:31:12] It's been roasting now for six, seven hours.
[00:31:15] This is an old piano keeps making me think about the sting.
[00:31:21] Are you going to play some Riverboat style tunes for us?
[00:31:28] Oh, and I sucked my own dick and I fucked in my ass.
[00:31:48] The fingers are too fat to play the piano.
[00:31:50] It would just be a bigger piano if it's fat Nordstrom's.
[00:31:58] Yeah, I could use Norbert in the clumps.
[00:32:03] Yeah, the late period Eddie Murphy movie.
[00:32:12] That's a great message for people is like be your own damn girlfriend.
[00:32:20] You don't need a fucking bitch to hold you down when you could have a fat suit that you
[00:32:24] could wear and you could fuck yourself.
[00:32:26] Or even the clumps, you could be your whole family.
[00:32:33] Now, didn't any Murphy fuck Janet Jackson as a fat guy at one port at the end of it or
[00:32:46] You know how much better the world was 20 years ago.
[00:32:50] You could just remake a comedy with like, it's the same thing but it's all black.
[00:32:53] And if Joe gives that, and people are like, this is great.
[00:32:59] Oh, no one had to have a talk about it.
[00:33:04] Because the math of Jerry Lewis sucks dick.
[00:33:14] I mean, this whole thing was like he pretended to be a retarded person.
[00:33:18] And the friend became famous off like crossing his eyes.
[00:33:22] I mean, you could like invest in a whoopee cushion and get on TV back in the days when
[00:33:29] One, just the atomic clock and a guy with his fucking suit, his hands behind his back
[00:33:38] Two, a show where a guy just reads books to you.
[00:33:42] And three, fucking Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin.
[00:33:54] Well, just ain't listen, that's not those two things.
[00:34:00] We arrived at those in a different way.
[00:34:07] Also, I believe somebody I was reading some books a while ago.
[00:34:10] The French love them, you know, really.
[00:34:12] Jerry Lewis, they went over there and became like an autor.
[00:34:18] I think he's like one of the greatest filmmakers.
[00:34:19] Can we see that movie where he's like David left?
[00:34:22] I think that it's going to be released soon.
[00:34:26] The French, as far as European film, is concerned with the worst.
[00:34:40] But I'm saying, if you have to rank European filmmakers, French come in dead last.
[00:34:47] You think like what Hungarians make better?
[00:34:49] Chex, better, Polish, better, Italians, better.
[00:35:01] No, the Russians are the best filmmakers.
[00:35:07] But did you see you watch Come and See You on our recommendation?
[00:35:13] It's you got a probably the best war movie ever fucking made.
[00:35:24] I said, I want everyone to come and see this John Robot.
[00:35:28] I had drawn him on the back of a cereal box while having breakfast, which I also invented.
[00:35:38] Breakfast cereal was a Eric Clapton original.
[00:35:44] Predates actually the idea of the robot.
[00:35:52] What if you woke up in the morning in a talking bird, a toucan perhaps?
[00:35:58] Took you into the jungle and then showed you colorful circles that you shoved into your
[00:36:10] And one of his other ideas was that if you dream of a bird, it means that you actually
[00:36:17] And for years, I thought I had a small day.
[00:36:21] But apparently you have to have a big day to have dreams about a toucan.
[00:36:33] I didn't think I'm not going to prove it, but can we see your cock now?
[00:36:39] I'll show you a picture I have on my computer.
[00:36:57] As I said, the lighting in my house is very dark because of my...
[00:37:10] No, because the dimmers are stuck at the other scene.
[00:37:30] I said I'm friends with Joe this, and they said, we don't know what the fuck you're talking
[00:37:35] And I said, he said this was his office.
[00:37:38] Does the name Joe list mean nothing anymore?
[00:37:40] And they said, we've been told that Eric Clapton, you have been banned from New York City on
[00:37:46] account of you disparaging our windows.
[00:37:58] Because if you're letting your son fall out of one, is that what we're getting at, Eric?
[00:38:33] Mayor, this is the department of buildings.
[00:38:40] Ed Koch said he said, thank God for 9-11.
[00:38:47] The department of buildings I was considered the bastard.
[00:39:02] The bastard of buildings, Eric Clapton.
[00:39:13] When a couple of Indian men, really just, they put themselves in rock and roll.
[00:39:34] That was the biggest moments in metal history.
[00:39:57] I mean, well, as a member of not only a celebrity, but a musician.
[00:40:04] I was, you know, there's a quick competition to have the absolute worst take possible after
[00:40:12] You know, so a lot of people were just going out on stage naked and maybe putting tape over
[00:40:19] And I thought, what if we put Muhammad autah in the rock and roll hall of fame?
[00:40:27] And we called Sebastian Barker Terrorist.
[00:40:46] You know, in the 60s, we always dreamed of smashing a jet line in the air.
[00:40:51] Yeah, the world's biggest financial, you know, yes.
[00:40:59] But at the time, that's, you know, to even get on an airplane, you had to be.
[00:41:11] Nice piece of pussy that Marlene Dietrich.
[00:41:22] I think it was a fella who told me his name was Marlene Dietrich.
[00:41:29] At the bathroom, it pulled us all around.
[00:41:43] Marlene Dietrich's been dead for maybe 25 years.
[00:41:48] You took the bus from Philly to the port of the world.
[00:41:51] No, that doesn't change the fact that...
[00:41:56] To keep an eye on these black lives matter first.
[00:42:04] You know, Donald Trump, I don't care much for his cursing, but everything else is...
[00:42:21] You know, it's just that I'm part of something bigger than yourself.
[00:42:25] That I'm ready to dissolve the individual under the hole.
[00:42:30] Very much the way you would put a tiny man into myself.
[00:42:50] I just say it's just plain old, good time.
[00:42:52] Imagine yourself as a robot with a bunch of men in your hands.
[00:42:57] I imagine an entire bridge like on Star Trek.
[00:43:09] Jean invited me to Texas, which was part of Africa at the time.
[00:43:18] I don't mean to be insulting, but I am a scholar of Carl Jung.
[00:43:22] I don't think I would misremember where Texas is.
[00:43:39] Makes sense, and I'm sorry, and I take it back.
[00:43:42] This is a very interesting thing I read recently.
[00:43:45] It's that when waiters and restaurants, the wait staff says,
[00:43:49] we have a couple of neighbors at table 7.
[00:43:56] Well, they always used to say from the Comptown podcast.
[00:44:01] Me and Elton would go to lunch to the waiter.
[00:44:04] He would always say, oh, you're having lunch with your neighbor.
[00:44:07] I said, why would they assume that I'm...
[00:44:22] And I said, I bought that car with Carl Jung, and I said, I have to...
[00:44:31] I'm another fellow I imagine that Porta thought we'd have to.
[00:44:34] Are you mad to people in Porta, or are you mad?
[00:44:37] More than people are you to be Carl Jung?
[00:44:41] I'll call you and fuck me in the morning.
[00:44:44] And ever since then, you've been a devotee of his ideas.
[00:44:56] Well, let her come at the bathroom building.
[00:45:06] I have this been an illuminating episode.
[00:45:16] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
[00:45:55] Damn, his wife is much younger than his ass.
[00:46:03] Melia McHenry is an American philanthropist.
[00:46:16] Whenever a lady is a philanthropist it's just like
[00:46:23] She has which poor person they have to give it away.
[00:46:30] I think pretty close to how you sounded.
[00:46:32] The couple met in 99 when Eric who was 53 attended a party
[00:46:35] that Melia, 22 at the time had planned for her bosses at
[00:46:40] She got to talking to Eric after asking for an autograph to
[00:46:58] And I would have been so nervous about playing with other
[00:47:04] I don't think it would have mattered to me where we were.
[00:47:17] Her dad was a construction worker and her mom didn't have a
[00:47:22] She got to be a philanthropist from Eric.
[00:47:26] And he's probably got another five years.
[00:47:39] Clapton proposed to Mckennery at their family home in
[00:47:47] Eric Clapton was again posting from Columbus, dude.
[00:47:51] They then got married in 2002 on New Year's Day in a private
[00:48:06] I can't drink fucking like, salts or water all day.
[00:48:09] That's why I wanted to find a case of actual water.
[00:48:23] I hate drinking tap water, temperature tap water.
[00:48:29] I got to put through that bitch in a fridge.
[00:48:40] You actually got pussy from Columbus, Ohio.
[00:48:51] That's where you put your fucking headshot.
[00:49:02] Well, if you ever read young, you would understand.
[00:49:05] There's a collective unconscious that we all tap into.
[00:49:10] I just sort of go into a fugue and I tap into universal truths.
[00:49:18] Well, I can never really be Eric Clapton, but I can turn into an
[00:49:24] I thought you were the real Eric Clapton?
[00:49:39] I feel bad about doing that, but it was worth it to get to the
[00:49:47] That's so dumb, like New York building authority or whatever.
[00:49:54] Can you imagine going through something like that?
[00:49:57] This is because it's like losing a child is one thing, but it's
[00:50:03] The way a child dies in a Popeye cartoon.
[00:50:07] Imagine if your fucking son had a piano fall on their head.
[00:50:16] And then they'll play the piano again after that.
[00:50:21] I was actually the first half of my career.
[00:50:54] I mean, I don't talk about it often, but I had another son.
[00:50:58] Where a coyote actually painted a tunnel.
[00:51:18] I was saying correct it and I apologize.
[00:51:20] I actually put firecrackers on a pair of roller skates.
[00:51:35] He had sex with a beautiful lady and then he found out that it was a rabbit.
[00:52:09] And today, good some nice celebrity birthdays.
[00:52:13] Hope you guys got some good Black Friday deals all day.
[00:52:20] Hey folks, I'm a voice I've definitely heard before that I can't place.
[00:52:25] I don't know who this is supposed to be.
[00:52:31] Sounds like a guy you've heard of before.
[00:52:34] It sounds like a trustworthy voiceover for seniors commercials.
[00:52:47] We lost the bottles for all of these pills.
[00:52:50] You're not getting, you don't have health insurance.
[00:52:56] Five bucks a month you get a grab bag full of pills.
[00:53:17] Lance Buckner is a premium men's random pills.
[00:53:23] Every month you get a bunch of pills in a cool, in a t-vintage tincture style.
[00:53:29] It comes with a mustache comb and a razor blade to slit your wrist.
[00:53:34] The second you realize that somehow this bullshit worked on you.
[00:53:38] That you're paying $50 a month for a new wallet that was manufactured in Taiwan.
[00:53:49] What the fuck are you going to do with this?
[00:53:52] A wooden comb, a shitty pocket knife comb your hair.
[00:53:57] Comb your hair the way your grandfather didn't.
[00:54:09] Were the fucking piece of shit Nazis killed.
[00:54:13] He's a near extermination of the male population in the total destruction of the town of the
[00:54:37] You're listening to the number one left.
[00:54:49] Fuck the Nazis podcast and politics comes second and comedy comes third.
[00:54:59] Now the show is simply a way for me to completely dissolve myself into.
[00:55:07] Next week join us I will be Vincent Price.
[00:55:12] A lot of people pride themselves on being a guy that can do a Vincent Price.
[00:55:16] Apparently the council of Trent happened this day on 1545.
[00:55:22] There's some bullshit about the church.
[00:55:26] People of Trent that what is the diet of worms.
[00:55:37] Oh, no on Wednesday I forgot to mention Australia made it legal to be gay.
[00:55:49] And you know that that's going to happen.
[00:55:52] No, it did happen like a couple of years ago.
[00:56:02] The December the ninth was the date that man now the whole house smells like pork rice.
[00:56:09] I don't know if I'm dehydrated or just happy.
[00:56:13] We're going to put on battlefield earth.
[00:56:17] We're going to like fall asleep on the couch side by side just with smiles on our faces.
[00:56:22] I cannot wait to eat this fucking pork.
[00:56:24] We're actually probably going to do another two episodes.
[00:56:53] We're going to play Simon Says right now already.
[00:56:56] Red, blue, red, red, red, yellow, blue, red, yellow, purple, blue, red, yellow, go.
[00:57:22] As says was the deadest rod in the movie.
[00:57:28] I'm fucking three minutes and 30 seconds away.
[00:57:31] Or two minutes and 30 seconds away from me.
[00:57:32] Sorry, I got to get the Asparagus ready.
[00:57:43] I don't want to make you feel bad about it.
[00:58:17] What, it's just the middle of a swastika?
[00:58:32] You piece of shit for telling me that that's not what the game is called.
[00:58:49] I can get like just, I don't know, what are the jigsaw blades that are coming with like
[00:59:05] So, I mean, you can adjust it however you want.
[00:59:14] But on your back, like I did that shit and it like the vibrations kind of like,
[00:59:18] you know when you're a kid and someone will like, you know, you like walk and somebody
[00:59:25] You know, that kind of makes you like nauseous a little bit.
[00:59:33] It's like it's not fucking, what's that fucking poor?
[00:59:36] But I'm telling you, that fucking so spine thing that I got is like.
[00:59:40] Is that just that plastic thing you put on the board?
[00:59:47] Just because they're not a sponsor and I emailed them and asked whether they wanted to be.
[00:59:54] I said what if you had a piece of plastic that you could shove so far up your ass.
[01:00:03] So this really wasn't the thing about it.
[01:00:05] Just the time the CEO of that company was actually a Pixar.
[01:00:14] It's about a bunch of toys that live inside of a boy's ass.
[01:00:17] It's about what if there was a young boy and at night his toys came alive and went inside
[01:00:26] And they banned me from the sound Francisco.
[01:00:49] Eric Essen had all started with that fateful interview with Tool.
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