Cum Town | Premium | 02/07/2021
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[00:00:13] You know what we're gonna do the premium for us this time, okay?
[00:00:16] Just cuz I'm sure I'm just you stressed out. We'll get the reads ready for the next list rest
[00:00:26] Let's talk about that's okay. That's the big thing. That's what's on everyone's mind and around the world
[00:00:32] We're gonna talk about the blizzard from a leftist perspective
[00:00:36] Because a lot of people are out there enjoying the snow and I think that that speaks volumes
[00:00:41] Mm-hmm. I was just thinking about how fucking many volumes. It's a lot of volumes
[00:00:46] You think it was maybe one or two volumes it it speaks at least 11
[00:00:50] 11 volumes of which I've read yeah, I've read all of them. No, it speaks them
[00:00:55] It speaks to the well you listen to the volume you don't listen to you here's two things you're messing up
[00:01:00] Okay, sorry not listening to the volumes and you're not listening to
[00:01:04] black indigenous women of color. Oh, no every morning I wake up and I thank them each and every one of them
[00:01:10] I read out their names be walk be walks the be walks the black women
[00:01:15] the black black blacky walks the be walks it's a race that lives on the moon outside of end or and
[00:01:22] And basically, you know, it's they're the dumbest characters in Star Wars. They're dumber than the E walks. Yes
[00:01:32] They're the most useless worthless characters, but it's if it weren't for them
[00:01:36] Uh-huh then the death star is shield would have never gone down and Luke Skywalker
[00:01:42] They saved the white man wouldn't be able to get all the credit for saving the day. Yeah, they should have gotten the medals
[00:01:47] That's basically the moral of Star Wars because the E walks obviously it's a clearly a reference to the beep
[00:01:54] Pock the oh you think black indigenous people of color. That's clearly what I don't I don't get that reading
[00:02:06] George Luca. Yeah, they're supposed to be the there. Well, there's be Pox which are black indigenous peoples of color and
[00:02:16] You know and they're teddy bears which because there's there's basically two ways white people can look at black indigenous people of color as
[00:02:27] defenseless cuddly creatures and just soothe their their stuffed animals that yes that basically soothe their souls by
[00:02:35] You know, they'll just feel pity towards the E walks and that makes them feel better about themselves
[00:02:40] Or on the other end of the spectrum. They want to kill them. Oh, what is your black wife have to say about this George?
[00:02:49] She doesn't agree with and because this is it this is a matter of
[00:02:54] Narrative story, right as you couldn't just make a movie and people used to understand this
[00:02:59] You couldn't just make a movie where something bad happens and then it's up to black women to save it
[00:03:05] You need the lone hero and only white people can afford the benefit of being sort of a lone wall
[00:03:11] Oh, I see it's the way the only way people can have unpaid internships. It's expensive to be a hero
[00:03:18] You couldn't make a movie about a bunch of black people doing it. It's certainly not a movie like Star Wars
[00:03:23] Different movie. Yeah, so like soul plane as close as we could get well. That's a soul plane was a community
[00:03:29] We have the E walks didn't have any lone wolves
[00:03:31] We have the E walks bring down the shield, but then it's still up to one very special unique white man
[00:03:39] Yeah, it's kind of a boyish white man. We reach a pair a parody between the two where one very powerful white man equates to an entire
[00:03:48] V walks that's the less in terms of their shared ability
[00:03:52] Interesting what okay, and let's not forget the Darth Vader is black. That's true. He's a black man his voice is black and he's Obama
[00:04:04] Star Wars in the 70s I was expecting I said there's gonna be an Obama
[00:04:12] Wow, I knew that we'd have one a shout shot to Barry
[00:04:16] You know, what do you think he was doing on the snow day?
[00:04:19] Adam, what do you think Obama was up to?
[00:04:23] Probably with his boyfriend. Oh, yeah being gay being gay. I was gonna say he was clapping Michelle's cheeks
[00:04:29] No, that's bullshit. You guys saw the the tweet about Michelle by the sea shore
[00:04:37] Snow yes, let's go back to the snow the blizzard because a lot of people aren't thinking about thinking about it in these terms
[00:04:45] But you know if you're out there enjoying it
[00:04:47] You're showing your class privilege. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
[00:04:52] By but in what sense? I don't know it doesn't matter
[00:04:55] This is how you do leftist analysis you pick something that people are enjoying you say actually so snowballs
[00:05:01] Actually the colonial history of snowballs
[00:05:03] It because people don't know this but when um socialism actually follows the same exact trends as markets
[00:05:09] So you discover like the the the the parabolic curves is take yeah, you see what's trending
[00:05:14] You see what's trending but then you have to make sure you sell out of a position before it gets too hot
[00:05:19] Right you buy the rumor you sell the new like Adam was just saying you know what the Joker's actually good
[00:05:25] Yeah off Mike you were you were trying to get in on you think the more hot
[00:05:31] Everyone everyone on the left everyone on the left, you know, we can all still be George Lucas
[00:05:39] The macro trend of eventually hating AOC
[00:05:42] Right, it's all that's where it's trending no matter what it's going to end in that direction
[00:05:47] Yes, then she turns into a I don't know a lid like a comma basic whatever you want to call it
[00:05:52] Uh-huh, but within that macro trend there is a parabolic curve of hating her and then liking her and navigating those takes
[00:06:00] While carving out a leftist grift angle for yourself interesting. Mm-hmm. You have to so this week
[00:06:05] Maybe you bit off more than you can chew making fun of her sexual assault claims, right?
[00:06:10] Well see my that's where you reverse it and say actually she's good
[00:06:15] That's where I and that's what I do in two weeks when she does a fucking instead of
[00:06:21] Talking about healthcare. She does a fashion show with Big Bird. Yeah
[00:06:25] That's where you buy back in on the AOC. Hey, see I'm long my position is long you're long on it. I like her
[00:06:32] You're investing I'm invested. I've you're not trading. She's in my I'm in her district
[00:06:37] My my move is getting wrecked on every single move. She's just fucking living for the high of it
[00:06:42] Every single play is wrong. Even though you recognize the long-term trend in the channel
[00:06:48] You're just fucking bouncing back and off you know
[00:06:51] Just really just demolishing yourself and getting fucked up the entire time riding the high
[00:06:56] I say the high of losing yep, it does feel electric when I win I feel nothing when I lose
[00:07:02] I feel great. I feel it all. Yeah, I feel bad, but I'm feeling I'm feeling yeah
[00:07:07] I lose to feel honestly the people really don't understand it feels way better to just get
[00:07:12] Absolutely destroy care about something to think that you're gonna have a chance
[00:07:17] Because it what it does is it confirms what you know on a very basic level that the
[00:07:22] Terminus of all of this is death a meaningless death everyone will forget you all go to the same place most and then you know
[00:07:28] Why because you're you're gonna take channel yourself that direct is directed towards negativity like everybody
[00:07:35] People can't wait to figure out when to take shots at you after you die. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be beloved. No
[00:07:42] No, yes, no, well, yeah, that's not true. We're not headed in that direction
[00:07:47] I have a but actually David Bowie fucked a child apparently and everybody still liked him. Mm-hmm. I
[00:07:53] Man, I miss him every day, man. So he had good music Michael Jackson half the people
[00:07:57] You know they come on don't you know, I don't need to go on the record again. I've seen cat Williams's
[00:08:04] Seminole pimp chronicles of course where he absolutely destroys the notion that Michael might not be a pedophile
[00:08:11] Yeah, cuz he has a bunch of kids shit in the south. That's a great bit and one of the best defenses
[00:08:18] Despicable people have done despicable things if they have
[00:08:23] a nice a legacy of either very good music
[00:08:28] I guess I'm not a good musician, but I didn't do anything as bad as fuck a kid
[00:08:32] It's a very easy job to come up with a fake leftist analysis of the blizzard
[00:08:38] We should stay on that. Okay, let's go back to sketch if you will. Okay until it's it's the bit is done. Mm-hmm
[00:08:46] So because so about how because because no man is colonial everybody that has everybody that has our job
[00:08:55] Which is maybe 15 people. Yeah, that actually like earned a living from it. Yeah
[00:09:01] They have to go either online or on these shows this week and talk about GameStop and this fucking yeah
[00:09:11] You have to give your opinion about AOC's Instagram live video. Here's my opinion. Yeah, how about when she put her hair back? Oh
[00:09:26] And in your opinion you're a pretty good
[00:09:30] Big titties a guy I'm slow down syndrome getting his dick sucked by just some big titted bimbo. Mm-hmm. Just blow in his mind. Yeah, I
[00:09:40] Mean this is a man. This is a man. That's like oh, yeah, the biggest day of his life was when he saw the Oscar
[00:09:48] And just get just slobbered by like a woman by the fuck you by the fucking by an absolute 10. Yeah, oh dude
[00:10:00] You imagine what's going on in those neurons
[00:10:03] Dude, they're firing in a way that we can't even imagine and if you could bottle that lightning
[00:10:07] I'm telling you and then we could all drink we basically retard getting his dick side
[00:10:12] Retar getting his dick suck we jam a bunch of needles into his brain and suck all the juices out
[00:10:19] Use that we use that we use it we fucking first of all go in and wipe out all the
[00:10:25] Corona vaccine laboratories. Yep. No, we just need that
[00:10:33] Duplicate figure out that retar getting his dick suck juice and we basically have that in all of the shots
[00:10:38] But it becomes a narcotic of sorts and then and then what you do the retard you need is you get a spike the
[00:10:43] But you spike the virus so it gets real bad and then people like I got to get this vaccine the entire population gets it
[00:10:56] I think this is the kind of like you know
[00:10:58] This is like the sort of the Machiavelli inside of the new world order
[00:11:02] Yeah, where it's like everybody all these guys just want to control the world and it's like yes
[00:11:06] But for our benefits so yeah, yeah, you may think
[00:11:09] Being a forcibly jacket with chemicals out of a retarded person's brain. Yep is bad sounds bad of course
[00:11:17] It sounds bad. No, it's like the matrix, but good, but it's yeah again. It's about understanding macro change
[00:11:29] It sounds it sounds like a Peter teal word. Yeah, it sounds like if you're watching like if you're watching which is
[00:11:34] And I want to say like you have something in common with him what and people can figure that out for themselves that we're
[00:11:41] No, you're gay. You're both that we're forced out of it. We're both forced out of the closet by golf
[00:11:52] I know I think you know, I'll go be like stop. Why don't you come over here and
[00:11:57] Make love to my the area between my knees and my belly button
[00:12:01] Why don't you clean it up with your mouth. Yeah, brother. I made a mad spilled fucking New York cheesecake all over my balls
[00:12:21] I'm trying to take shots at me while I'm in a macro channel
[00:12:29] He's a powerful right now. Yeah, I'm fucked up off retard you
[00:12:36] You know, I would like I saw a video of I don't remember who the porn star was she's like Asia Asian with big fake
[00:12:50] When we were when we were kids like half of all porn stars were named Asia
[00:12:54] Uh-huh and I got to the point where some of them weren't even Asian. Yeah, I don't they were like four porn stars over
[00:13:00] That's so funny. It was easy to be a white bitch named Asia. Yeah, that's a man. That's a white trash name
[00:13:06] Yeah, well, it's like a black woman named white
[00:13:16] Europe a black girl named Europe is awesome. Yeah, and then I guess a Chinese girl named Africa to complete the trifecta
[00:13:26] Most annoying white woman named Asia is kind of like the inverse of how like Honda
[00:13:31] Honday tries to give their shit like Italian names. Yeah, so not like oh no
[00:13:35] This isn't a piece of shit Kia. It's a look at kind of if you close one eye. It sort of looks like a BMW
[00:13:40] Yeah, that's that is there. That's the shit. They're on right now for sure
[00:13:46] Santa hada hundred sonar a hundred sexy sexoduleo no, but this video was actually she was describing exactly check out my penis and balls
[00:13:55] Whoever this porn star was and check out my penis and ball to her quite a bit
[00:14:00] I saw a video of hers on e fuck calm and college
[00:14:05] Whoa where she is actually describing the phenomenon that you Nick
[00:14:10] We're just talking about about sucking up her each said she loved to fuck retard
[00:14:17] Yeah, well I like that it's perfect for you know like a porn star saying she would suck off a retarder
[00:14:32] I like that. Yeah, I like it when you sent me right there. Mm-hmm. My fucking ass dick and my fucking
[00:14:38] Yeah, it's a good song to get your dick sucked to I love getting my dick sucked
[00:14:48] Ching is featured on it. It's Houston. Okay. Yeah, Chingy is a
[00:14:57] That's also borderline racial slur his name
[00:15:03] Wasn't that a reference to like you so high looks Chinese
[00:15:07] Oh, I thought it was like a Ching Ching like the money machine or like the money ain't a thing
[00:15:13] Oh, I was listening to work. So twice the k-pop band. Oh, yeah, nice. They have an album called eyes wide open. Oh
[00:15:21] That's one just for you that one's for me. That's how you know that's how you know is meant to be
[00:15:27] I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm aware enough to know that everything I like is because I was told to like it by somebody
[00:15:34] And some genius in an office. Mm-hmm. And so I have so you just go right to the source with K-pop
[00:15:42] They got me. I didn't I didn't find this. Yes. Yes. There was there like there's a Korean Don Draper
[00:15:51] We don't have enough racist white man listening
[00:15:58] It's a Korean people they want is that was Korean Don Draper sounds like yeah
[00:16:04] It's the only impression that I can sort of do
[00:16:13] Yeah, that's pretty good stuff I have not really been banging with
[00:16:18] Don Draper you don't drape mm-hmm. I love a nice you don't noodle. Yeah a nice thickie. Oh, I love a thick noodle
[00:16:27] With the ramen. What was the wrong place we go to in Williamsburg?
[00:16:35] So could do sucka dee sucka dee sucka dee sucka dee cucka no
[00:16:39] It's something else, but there's there's a there's two Japanese
[00:16:43] There's one of my really when I was learning how to use a smartphone
[00:16:46] I didn't have I didn't have even text messaging until like 2015. I remember that. That's right. I remember
[00:16:51] That Instagram phone free Nick. Yeah until the very late in the game. Yep relatively speaking
[00:16:57] I'm just a seven year you would log on the old fashioned way seven years ago now
[00:17:00] You go to someone's house and use their computer for three go to the library and I'd sit on Twitter
[00:17:05] And I'd be like I just saw the biggest lips
[00:17:12] But you don't and they're like sir your ten minutes is up. I'm gonna go first my coffee
[00:17:17] I'm sure there's homeless people that money use the homeless people are trying to use the computers to masturbate
[00:17:27] Yeah, that's always so they like they get mad at homeless people for using the computer at the library for porn and stuff and it's like
[00:17:35] What else is he going to use these supposed to get Robin Hood make money and then start a small business?
[00:17:42] Yeah, that's what that's a man jack off right like you suppose
[00:17:46] Right like homeless people are supposed to be Jack on Lexus Nexus reading about you know like population issues
[00:17:53] I know let the man fucking fucking squeegee his cock a little bit
[00:17:58] Get some get some of the poison out. Maybe he'll be able to think clear. You'll also be more docile. Yeah, that's what you want
[00:18:07] I like hanging out of the library here because all the homeless people in New York have their own gear
[00:18:11] Yeah, they always have like you know like an alien where laptop with the fucking like they really yeah
[00:18:22] They've got a lot of wires. They got a lot of bag. Yeah a couple different nice bags
[00:18:26] They're very cyberpunk the homeless when I lived in Austin
[00:18:29] I would like you know sometimes I couldn't sleep and one thing that one thing that was great about Austin
[00:18:34] Then you can't get anywhere. I mean probably any of the cities I've been to it sucks at New York doesn't have it
[00:18:38] It's like 24 seven coffee shops. Mm-hmm cuz Austin had a shit ton of them. Yeah, LA has donut shops
[00:18:45] Yeah, and then there's there was always like a place to just like set up shop
[00:18:49] Interesting. Yeah, it's kind of like 2 a.m. You could just get a coffee and you know bring your laptop and get writing. Yeah
[00:18:55] And I remember there was one night. I was there at
[00:18:59] Think Bennu is the name of the coffee. Yeah, fuckies. Well was like a I think a lesbian or maybe
[00:19:05] By just how the the chips fell yes, you know how the cookie crumbled
[00:19:12] Into a bunch of just yeah a lot of a lot of less well not that night
[00:19:16] I mean just in my experience going it was always less than it was a lesbian hang yeah the
[00:19:21] Lesbians the wife beater wearing lesbians. Oh, okay. Yeah, you'd have to wear like six or seven wife beaters because they still have
[00:19:36] Masculine that always is yes, there's every once in a while like a very sir. Excuse me like a very butchy woman sir may I
[00:19:43] Titty fuck awesome to just the best yeah, you know and forbidden
[00:19:49] Which before you think that that means that I would want to take them without permission incorrect
[00:19:54] I just want to maybe don my cap. Yeah, just a tip of just a tip of the hat and fella. I'd like to take them with
[00:20:04] Yeah partner pleasure seeing you along this dusty road beautiful breast there sir. You have some of the finest
[00:20:17] I've been many of four nine I can't remember since I've had the comfort of any soul let alone a woman
[00:20:26] And I would just like to say if it was any
[00:20:29] Possibility that I could perhaps titty fuck you in exchange for some awful or a hide
[00:20:39] Respect the laws of the frontier and allow you to center on you how about now jiggly big titted way
[00:20:47] May I just look at them and jack off maybe I will masturbate when I reach town and find bed for the
[00:20:55] You can't stop me from taking it's not too much trouble
[00:20:59] Might I just look at them for about 30 seconds and jack off can you describe the nipple to
[00:21:06] If not to display it, maybe you could just as big as it with the oval-shaped kind brown or do they ever get sore?
[00:21:14] When they're hard as it does it squint you like what give me some vibe
[00:21:19] You got some bumpy zone how big does the nipple when it's soft? I'm very close
[00:21:25] Like I said it's been a while since I've had comfort and your titties right now
[00:21:29] Let me be honest with you from a leftist perspective. They speak volume
[00:21:35] They are speaking volumes to my dick involved
[00:21:42] What is the worst like most scraggly faces you've ever seen in your life
[00:21:47] Just a lady just a lady with like a fucking eyebrow piercing little mustache
[00:21:51] But still the cowboy he's trying to look at those breasts. I'm trying to see your breasts
[00:21:57] Let me see your breasts. Let me see you on the breasts. Just a woman. It looks like Matthew McConaughey
[00:22:12] Just the golden like Jerry curled mullet. Oh gosh. Oh, yeah
[00:22:23] I was wondering if I could maybe suck on your pussy
[00:22:27] Now oh you got the Apple watch I did I was staring at it for like 30 seconds and it was like I'm like why is that?
[00:22:33] Not registering in my hand. What am I observing? I got a fucking Apple watch me. I gotta be honest
[00:22:39] I miss my Fitbit man. I'm getting like holes in my brain
[00:22:43] Yeah, yeah from what I don't know, but I'm staring at it and I'm like I know what that is. That's what my thought
[00:22:49] Oh, that's that thing is an object not registering in my head and I it's oh, yeah, dude
[00:22:55] I look over the life of Adam. I have been fucking getting so stupid
[00:23:01] And it's like you're like, oh, it's getting older. It's like we're not old enough for that
[00:23:04] It's precipitously dumb. Well, it's being locked in your apartment. Yeah, you know, that's bit
[00:23:09] That's how my brain is really fucking dog shit. I forget words a lot
[00:23:13] I need like sometimes a day to warm up if I'm ever gonna use my brain
[00:23:18] I need like a day to be like all right. Mm-hmm. I have to think about using my brain
[00:23:23] We gotta start doing baby on Stein videos. I love that
[00:23:27] Like how you make your baby smart. Yeah, make ourselves smart. Is that the videos your dick watches?
[00:23:32] Yeah, baby brain style. I have an incredibly intelligent penis, but small
[00:23:39] That's why I call it baby on sign because the bush is massive it would be cool. Oh
[00:23:44] Yeah, you're your pubes look like Einstein. I got a non-stine hair kind of bush
[00:23:49] The giant Stein didn't he get pussy from his cousin. He did nice. I think he was initially married to his theory of relativity
[00:23:57] The theory of felitivity getting pussy from your cousin. I gotta piss. Okay
[00:24:06] Adam do you have any cousins you would fuck? Oh, no, I
[00:24:10] Don't I always wished I had one I had a I had a by marriage cousin and she was adopted also
[00:24:20] Clear twice who I definitely would would have if I had the ability to speak to a woman at that time
[00:24:30] I would have said hi excuse up where where did you see her?
[00:24:35] We should see her every couple years. Yeah, she lived in San Diego. Nice. She was she should look her up. I did yeah
[00:24:47] She got a little bit bigger damn, but yeah, she was she was per how about you your lesbian cousin
[00:24:53] I can't say that I ever did want to fuck I was the eldest cousin on both sides. Mm-hmm. I was the yeah
[00:25:00] So I didn't have I never wanted to fuck my cousin, but one time she was sitting on my lap and I got hard
[00:25:06] Uh-huh, and I was embarrassed, but I also feel like maybe that turned her into a lesbian. Oh, yeah
[00:25:14] Yeah, you know those situations where you just touch a woman you kind of get hard. Well, I was like yeah
[00:25:18] It could be an old woman. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
[00:25:21] You can give someone a hug and lose the oldest woman. You've been like I would love to wreck her shit
[00:25:26] In real life in real life like if you ever come across and hold the woman you're like damn
[00:25:32] Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, definitely. I'm not gonna say
[00:25:44] Elegant yeah, there's a I had an English professor
[00:25:48] Who was you know just like seemed a little uptime?
[00:25:51] Mm-hmm had like a little fight. We're glasses. She was a bitch
[00:25:55] I would just love but I could tell like she had a little soft spot for the kid, dude
[00:26:00] I was like I would have loved to just ram her out real fast. I had a um I
[00:26:05] Did it a girl and I met her grandma. She was on her way to tennis. I was like yes, that's right
[00:26:10] You fucking damn little little slut getting her fucking wear issues wearing a little tennis
[00:26:21] Practice. Yeah, she had to be like 78 years old. That's a little too old even for me
[00:26:27] I'm not gonna do it, but I'm gonna think about well
[00:26:30] I'm talking like who have you seen you're like damn my prick is moving. Mm-hmm
[00:26:35] And I'm trying to fucking I remember there was a school nurse that was an old woman that she
[00:26:41] Like touched me a couple times and I felt like ASMR tingles. I went to get a legitimate massage
[00:26:49] And an eight, you know a place that happened to be
[00:26:52] All Chinese ladies and the lady was old. Yeah, and but not super old, you know, maybe like 50s
[00:26:59] Mm-hmm and not particularly attractive, but there was a little something to her. Yeah, and I
[00:27:06] Was just like I know this is a legitimate massage place, but I
[00:27:10] Just hope she starts sucking my dick right now
[00:27:13] And I was I know the secret doesn't work because I've never visualized anything harder and faster than that
[00:27:20] And I was let down unfortunately it didn't happen and she kind of crept to my
[00:27:26] I think they kind of know what they're doing over there. They're being a little coy
[00:27:30] Massaging closer to your dick as you get a little half hard cock going
[00:27:37] Baldy baldy look exactly like Joe boy. I'm back everyone Las Vegas is a word. I accidentally ripped my penis off in the bathroom
[00:27:45] Yeah, which but he's a professional it wouldn't be the first time with folks
[00:27:49] He couldn't find his extra small knife. It would be funny to be like it like a like a tramp like a trans meetup
[00:28:03] Well, no like a meat of like meat other trans women a meetup and then you're in the hole, you know, you got the whole
[00:28:15] And what do you mean just dressing like a woman? Yes
[00:28:21] Talking about their like journey or whatever. Uh-huh. Oh, no, I actually I zipped my penis
[00:28:27] Uh-huh accidentally ripped my head. I just kind of no I lapped my cock off and I figured
[00:28:34] Should turn into a pussy. I didn't have health insurance, so
[00:28:44] You just have a hole in balls. I don't have I
[00:28:48] Sipped my penis shut in my gene. I have balls that I've been letting guys fuck as a pussy
[00:28:53] I've been million people titty fuck my balls because I had a zipper accident
[00:29:02] Yeah, you know how it is to be a fucking chick like us
[00:29:06] I'm like that's what can you offensive? You don't belong here?
[00:29:11] Because what I you what you think is transphobia is actually your own
[00:29:15] Classism that's right because you get a forward a nice turbo pussy get a nice one
[00:29:20] Me or I accidentally show myself who just have to have the covered in zippers because that's the only type of clothes
[00:29:27] They can afford and it's true is item. We don't even have grown up. We didn't have shirts. Oh, we had was zippers
[00:29:34] So my mom would buy you know just a a box you would get it on the precursor to Amazon. Yep, which was I
[00:29:45] I can't like those. Yeah, that's all calm. There was like a million search engines back in it
[00:29:53] Altar Vista. I don't even remember sure imagine how much you got to hate yourself
[00:29:56] You're the guy that ran like hot bot or something
[00:29:59] You look at Google now, and they're like what the fuck how the fuck we did the same thing
[00:30:06] He's like no other industry works that way even he made the shittiest car in the world
[00:30:11] You could at least get 30 years and make a couple million dollars back when cars were new
[00:30:15] Yeah, that's why they need the fucking bust up the fucking big tech
[00:30:18] Yeah, so we can have ask Jeeves back and we can have a fucking a need that ask Jeeves to suck my dick
[00:30:26] No, I'd rather not sir. Jeeves are you gay?
[00:30:31] That was Jeeves was for rich people that had butlers. I think if you use Jeeves it speaks volumes
[00:30:38] If speaks volumes to how you thought you think a man should have to do his labor
[00:30:43] You think you're you own Jeeves's labor?
[00:30:48] No, the only real labor is showing your penis and balls on cam
[00:30:55] Should I just show my cock on cam do you guys think for what I don't know yeah you should I
[00:31:09] Can I show my cock and balls for something and make some money off it for socialism?
[00:31:15] Just want to get I want to get a job at the state fair and make it a 24 or 7 365
[00:31:21] From the car smash or the announcer at the destruction Derby
[00:31:27] Cool and now how do you get that job? Do you have to announce various events?
[00:31:34] Well, just tell them I'm like a beloved broadcaster. Yeah, it's true
[00:31:37] You already have an end I'm on a hot 97 my name's sway in the morning
[00:31:43] And they can't they won't know cuz they don't he's a radio guy nobody knows
[00:31:46] I've never seen him. It would be funny if there was a guy that had just been getting away with
[00:31:52] Like everyone thought he was black even till now. He's like no, no, I mean, I don't be like, you know
[00:31:57] They know damn cameras in the studio. Yeah, we don't do
[00:32:01] Uh-huh. It's just pure radio. It's just theater of the mind theater of the pussy
[00:32:08] That's my favorite type of theater. Yeah, theater the pussy puppetry of the penis and some theater of the pussy
[00:32:16] Damn, I would love some theater of the pussy right now. Yeah, I'll even name my dick. What's happened this week?
[00:32:21] I've just been watching the grassy. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah, I'm chilly. I completely checked out of the game's the game stop thing
[00:32:28] The game's something happened last week, right? Oh, yeah, I guess
[00:32:44] Iran has they've developed it. Shout out to those guys
[00:32:48] First of all, yes shout out to Iran Iran
[00:32:51] I have a game stop guys that bankrupted one hedge fund Ron can now enrich 97% uranium
[00:33:03] That's awesome. I hope they're on fucking nukes us
[00:33:08] Iran's not gonna do shit. Iran if we kill that one guy in there, right? We should we should literally give our nukes to Iran
[00:33:17] Want some of that crunchy rice that Iran we already have we already have a blueprint for how to prevent any kind of like
[00:33:25] It's either no one has nukes or everybody has right. That's what we did during the Cold War
[00:33:30] We usually assured destruction and it resolved itself
[00:33:33] We should just give half of our nuclear weapons to Iran and the other half the North Korea. Yes, absolutely
[00:33:39] Mm-hmm in Palestine should get one. Yeah, and while we should nuke is the entire world should nuke is
[00:33:48] I don't you know what I'm not willing to go that far, but I think Palestine should get one
[00:33:52] I think Jamaica should get one cool running style. Yeah, I'll be sure to get the shittiest nuke
[00:33:56] But learned as a team how to win classic classic maybe that'll be my vibes for the rest of the week
[00:34:19] Okay, just fabulous. I am logged on to fuck it wasn't a
[00:34:23] Dot-com who was it my favorite line who was it that was in that era that stabbed himself in the eye?
[00:34:29] There was a guy that was trying to kill himself and he stabbed himself in the eye
[00:34:33] There's a guy who cut his own penis off. That was in Wu Tang affiliate. Yeah
[00:34:38] He was way down the line, but he was like a third level. Yeah, dirty madam. Yeah
[00:34:48] Mm-hmm post-op killer post-op kill was very good also. Yeah Adam. How do you think about that? I like it post up
[00:35:04] Houston. Yeah, I don't even know that fucking guy is I thought I know that song
[00:35:08] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum um suck into my team. Yeah. Yeah
[00:35:14] Aren't missing or Houston gouges eye out after apparent suicide attempt respect for that. Yeah now
[00:35:20] I remember that most people take pills or some gay bullshit that men stabbed itself in the eye
[00:35:29] Yeah, I would never kill myself like that Adam's excused him
[00:35:33] I'm the only guy who punches in for the whole hour. I don't take a break. I
[00:35:40] Just fucking phone it in for one hour. Yeah, but I'm but I'm on the mic
[00:35:46] I'm the on this motherfucker the whole time. Yeah, I'm more of like a do a little work
[00:35:50] Take a little stay a little over there have a little sex having the sex
[00:36:00] Dick fuck a little ass have sex night be gay tonight
[00:36:07] So fuck a dick eat a fucking ass eat a man's hand. I'm gay tonight. I'm gay tonight
[00:36:14] Let me suck you off baby. Can I see your fucking dick? I want to suck it
[00:36:25] My fucking gay shit. What's coming out this week? What movies are out? There's that Denzel movie with Rami Malick
[00:36:32] Whatever his name is bandit like Denzel
[00:36:34] Ben Ben Ben did like Denzel. It's just Denzel
[00:36:38] Twisting a penis and Denzel Denzel like Jinsell
[00:36:41] Mm-hmm. What do you think a chiropractor could make a pitman's penis straight?
[00:36:47] Because I I hook to the left and I'd like a very straight. You know, think about how
[00:36:53] cinematographer sounds like a word made up by Homer Simpson
[00:36:57] Yeah, it's very stupid. You don't you think he knows the word cinema Homer. Yeah. Yeah, of course. He's a fictional character
[00:37:06] Homer Simpson was an astronaut. He went to space. That's true. That is actually true
[00:37:10] Yeah, you know what you know what is fucked up though that the job of cinematographer
[00:37:17] cinematographer's doing a lot of the work well director works with the actors and the director's job is to like coordinate
[00:37:25] The actors I guess but it's less worth the overall like direction of the picture
[00:37:29] I suppose but doing all the fucking like you got it
[00:37:33] You don't even I used to think the director literally held the camera
[00:37:37] Which you know, maybe they don't have to do that, but framing all the shots and shit
[00:37:42] They're most of the work. He doesn't hold the camera either. Well, I know I know that now
[00:37:46] But I'm saying in a perfect world. It should be the guy holding the camera in a perfect world
[00:37:51] You'd suck my dick and also the actors also act. No, that would not be a perfect bad world in a perfectly one of the world
[00:38:01] And I'll never be in that you're sucking my dick. I'm not
[00:38:04] It's time sucks my dick. There's no world where I'm sucking your dick unless you are unless you do turn into a hot woman
[00:38:11] It's a perfect world you're sucking my dick. That's interesting. What if we stop? What if we none of us knew each other for ten years?
[00:38:23] We meet again, yeah, what is trans and she's so fucking hot
[00:38:30] Past you have ten years of she of distance
[00:38:33] She doesn't mention her like Nick comes through and she's now she's fucking as Morelda hot
[00:38:39] That's got a big tits. Yeah, and she doesn't she's like breast Morelda
[00:38:43] She's got a little bit of a nicks like affect the guess
[00:38:47] Yeah, she's like but she's she's made she's you know worked on herself
[00:38:51] But then you're having sex with and that's the thing you have a sex with girl as with as Morelda, right?
[00:38:56] You don't have to say girl as well. No, no, you don't say anything with as Morelda and then so you do something
[00:39:02] You do a laugh or something and it triggers all the memories of the past
[00:39:18] Everything comes flooding back. No, I mean and then she doesn't have and then as Morelda just says
[00:39:24] Yes, ma'am. No, no, no, she no that would be horrible as
[00:39:29] That would be and you thought it was gonna be yeah
[00:39:32] I my question is would you think you could fuck your friend?
[00:39:37] Could you fuck one of us if after ten years we come back?
[00:39:41] We're a hot-ass girl and we don't even talk about our past life, but you would know uh-huh could you fuck us?
[00:39:48] No, I don't think I could know where maybe you I was I was looking back
[00:39:52] You said my lower back is that is like a woman that of a woman close if I looked at nicks back
[00:39:57] And I looked at your back I would I could probably honestly in a pinch
[00:40:02] Fuck somebody with a back like yours. I'm not saying you in a prison type situation
[00:40:09] An absolute pinch, but that's not even time. I'm you know, I'm not I don't know about your ass
[00:40:15] I don't know about your balls. Mm-hmm any of that stuff your balls are probably too low for me to fuck
[00:40:20] Yeah, I was gonna fuck a man. I would like a man with a little tight. Yeah, if you're and you have little balls
[00:40:26] But they don't they don't hang all right. I think you said again with that. It's not come on. It's true
[00:40:31] It's not true. It's second of all if you're if you were sodomizing me. Yes, my low hangers would be slapping you in your balls
[00:40:41] Distraction I think it would be a distraction that would piss me off. It's kept me out of a lot of sodomy style situations
[00:40:46] You're bent over a guy's about to fuck you and he's like, oh look at those fucking look at those balls
[00:40:52] Look at those long look at the hand. This is the things
[00:40:55] I could have pretended. This is a woman with short hair, but the but the balls
[00:41:00] The balls disgusting in the lack of a nice ass. The low balls are disgusting. Yeah, you do have some fucking toothpick legs
[00:41:08] I'm sorry toothpicks and my balls aren't that small. They are small. No, they're normal size
[00:41:15] It's just the scrotum. We've been over this so many times that I'm just admit
[00:41:19] You have my penis still reaches the end of the balls, which I understand to be the what went now now you're fucking bragging
[00:41:30] Your balls go all they go all the way to the end of your balls sometimes come on man most of the time
[00:41:37] Can you even if that's true show some decorum? I know I shouldn't have said that okay. I did yeah
[00:41:43] Some people listening not me might not have a penis that goes all the way to the end of his
[00:41:51] My friend said of me and like a like a black girl meme that to the group chat that was like
[00:42:00] his dick don't go to the end of his balls if
[00:42:02] If it fall out when you on top if it and it was like all this check
[00:42:07] Then he got a small dick and it was like all of us went through all of them and we're like literally
[00:42:16] Every single one of these criteria right now absolutely yeah heartbreaking. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:42:23] It does feel nice when you don't get a single slip out of the pussy at all
[00:42:28] Oh, yeah, when you don't have a single slip out. I feel like Lexington's entire sexual
[00:42:41] I'm wearing Jordans right now. Yeah, I'm wearing shoes. I'm wearing shoes for traction
[00:42:48] Attraction when I hit it from the back I
[00:42:50] Put on my snow boots and I get pussy from the back
[00:42:53] Damn, I'm already thinking about what kind of dumbass movie we're gonna watch we're watching 48 hours 48 inches
[00:43:08] Some Philly cheese steaks. I thought you brought I thought you brought chilli
[00:43:11] I shot from the hip on that one and now I would love a big greasy salt mine to pop well, I mean
[00:43:24] Village Philly cheese penis I do have chili and you know what I'm interested. I can't wait to hear to see you
[00:43:29] Just hanging out in some like fucking just South Philly. Yeah sandwich shop. You know, it's just fine. It's delicious
[00:43:37] I mean it's a mess. I feel like I'm sucking a big cock over here. No, I'm just saying it just look imagine
[00:43:42] No, it just looks like that. I'm not visiting from New York. I wouldn't do it
[00:43:46] I'm saying it looks like I live in the I just had to get away from my wife who I'm there
[00:43:51] Sex with a straight. I just had to get away from it for the weekend then
[00:43:54] You know, I'm just looking for like a different experience or something
[00:43:57] You just meet me people hang out down here, you know, I don't know nobody here. I could do whatever the fuck comes up
[00:44:12] I just got just flowing from San Francisco
[00:44:16] Yeah, my mom finally let me go on a trip by myself
[00:44:19] The closet Italian guy rapes his friend San Francisco guy
[00:44:27] Yeah, I've never been on vacation before yeah, I want to meet cool
[00:44:31] I want to meet cool guys, too. Yeah, I just figured I'd come into town and meet some members of the Italian community. Oh
[00:44:37] That's crazy. I'm actually over here. I was just saying I'm also Italian
[00:44:44] You ever eat a sandwich you think it's a cock
[00:44:47] What about you Adam you read a sandwich and think it's a cop yeah, I
[00:44:53] Mean if you're a homosexual you wouldn't eat a penis you wouldn't eat a penis you why would you download a movie?
[00:45:04] I love those commercials that made zero fucking sense. Yeah, dude. I'm wired now. I drink too much coffee. I definitely want I definitely want
[00:45:11] Age definitely want to definitely want push off definitely want to see
[00:45:18] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 7 Pussies burn big pussy burn I
[00:45:24] Need to get pussy burn who makes some cheese steak around here Tony Luke's
[00:45:30] I mean honest with some like a cheese steak better off just
[00:45:35] You know yeah, just some shitty just get I mean the shittier the better literally a bodega to the best cheese
[00:45:41] It's just fucking stakems and provolone. Uh-huh not stakems. What I like to do is good. No. Yes
[00:45:47] I like to get a new your style. I'm about to physically attack you
[00:45:53] Karate chop the fucking throat if I could even find it what my throat is very prominent several layers
[00:46:00] My throat is very clearly soon of chanecio
[00:46:07] That's good. This guy's got more chins than China remember that. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good one
[00:46:12] That was a classic one. That was a really good one. You know bad jokes the first time somebody said them. Mm-hmm
[00:46:18] Must have fucking went off. Oh, yeah, first time anyone heard that. That's a good joke. I probably crushed
[00:46:23] That's a good joke the first time that probably kill
[00:46:28] Yeah, like imagine the imagine being the first guy to say the night is young. Yeah, your dick must have felt so big
[00:46:35] That's not a joke. I know but it's a thing. He's right. It's a joke at it. He's not only did he come up with a good premise
[00:46:44] And the song the night is young I just it's the same goes for jokes as turns of phrases. I'll put it. Okay, sure
[00:46:55] I'm getting a big I'm getting a nine. I'm getting a nice big
[00:46:58] Flocotti rug you guys know those what are they I need to get rugs for my new apartment
[00:47:03] I love to talk now that we're back and where you who's the rug plug for you?
[00:47:07] Well, my mom actually your mom my mom like repairs the rugs
[00:47:12] But so she's got a she knows the market down there, but dude, honestly I went on Etsy and I found a beautiful little
[00:47:19] Kill them that red thing that you have I have no the red one has been it's funny to imagine just really not stepping on to a
[00:47:27] It's flying without issue. It's flying without issue. I already know where you're going with this
[00:47:32] There is no issue with me flying on the magic are feet off the
[00:47:37] Dragging it's not the magic carpet is not
[00:47:41] Right to the floor it's soaring like it would anyone else
[00:47:48] Around them like like Marilyn Monroe's dress
[00:48:13] Thing work I gotta it's like a catamaran you gotta figure out a step off and just balance your weight here
[00:48:31] This off it turns out I'm a girl so I shot my fucking penis off clips just penis
[00:48:37] What happened to my dad what happened to my dad
[00:49:21] That was awesome that was cool. Yeah, this is a this is a
[00:49:25] DJ show now. That was cool. I love how you messed with the highs the lows in the mids. It's fun, dude
[00:49:30] Enough cock in my ass to make a guy lose sleep
[00:49:38] Homo loose leave the black girl's I thought they loved me
[00:49:42] But I think in retrospect they were just making fun of me
[00:49:46] But they used to make me get in the middle of a circle and do the Harlem shake for them. Are you sure?
[00:49:52] Yeah, that was like my thing that I had to do for them before they let me leave the circle
[00:49:57] At the time I was like at the time I was like these girls loved me there was a girl
[00:50:08] Incredible name. Yeah, she was a she was like a shot putter
[00:50:12] Yeah, she was a big girl. She have huge tits. She had she was just big. Yeah
[00:50:18] And then what about you Adam are you big? No?
[00:50:22] I'm quite the opposite little guy tiny. I'm not tiny your little guy your little guy. I'm an average height
[00:50:38] I was just seeing where like so the teacher's name is miss Kwan
[00:50:42] But she's like a fucking she's just a homeroom teacher
[00:50:44] Yeah, and there's this is just seeing that opens and her it's just and this is like they've been in this class for a while
[00:50:51] I guess but it just miss Kwan is like underline nine times on the board and behind there is just a bunch of random Chinese like nonsense
[00:51:00] Which do you mean like just like these letters? Oh
[00:51:05] Like somebody wrote it to her I have no idea. I don't understand why
[00:51:11] Typically people that are racist against the Chinese don't know how to
[00:51:17] I said typically not you you're the proof I'm the I've looked whether you like it or not. I'm the average American
[00:51:31] And I'm barely self-sufficient. That's true. I'm I'm feeding myself by mistake not by design. Yep
[00:51:38] Yeah, I'm a highly unstable individual. That's true. I'm not gonna fight you on that one
[00:51:47] I you cannot get more right the only thing the only
[00:51:51] Non-American aspect about me is that I don't have a heroin needle in my arm right now. That's true
[00:51:57] You watch for pills instead, but you have to be continued
[00:52:01] A bunch of straws and aluminum foil the story goes on. Yeah, the story continues
[00:52:07] The cosmic ballet goes on I watched I watched what do you call it intervention the other day?
[00:52:15] An old a&e intervention there was a dude and I
[00:52:22] There's a girl it was a girl. It was a girl addicted to heroin now. There's nobody named fucking David Faggot here
[00:52:30] All right, I'll check I'm looking for David Faggot
[00:52:37] Yeah, that's Mo getting a mose cocky small. Yeah, I'm looking for mose cocky small
[00:52:49] Anyway, the girl was addicted to heroin. She was pretty hot
[00:52:53] Remember her I fucked her and Mo I got this friend Joey Jojo Jr. Shabbadu
[00:53:01] Oh my that's a stupidest name I ever heard then the guy runs out
[00:53:15] That's a great name that's a great do you ever see that bit in Spanish no the homework goes up to the bar and he's like
[00:53:25] I can it's like one but he's not one install but he's a toocha
[00:53:32] Yeah, let me see don't just make it Joe. Did you can't just say Joe? No. Yeah, cuz it has to be a silly
[00:53:47] The voiceover lady she does a masterclass
[00:53:52] I saw and she teaches you how to be a voice professional voiceover actor. Yeah, you just have a good voice
[00:53:57] I don't know maybe she teaches you tricks or something. No
[00:54:03] You could never do it you have a disgusting voice. I can't even believe I'm in broadcasting. I hate the sound of my voice
[00:54:12] Yeah, you think they're gorgeous. It's got a nice what was beautiful voice over here. You could be one of the three tenors. Yeah
[00:54:22] Yeah, I'd be one of the tenors and the other two would suck my dick. We are kind of like the three variety would suck my dick
[00:54:34] Hey, I'm gonna give you about one about this up junior Shabbatou
[00:54:48] Class Shabbatou you watch a lot of Simpson more than uncle's echo, okay
[00:54:52] They go now me go to Java one about this up
[00:54:56] junior Shabbatou yeah, I was such a fan of the Simpsons that I watched it in every language is available
[00:55:10] Wow, you watch Chinese Simpsons. I watch the entire show while one seasons one through twelve
[00:55:16] Mm-hmm. English Spanish German. No, you did Japanese you're lying serious is the is the what is the beat?
[00:55:33] Revered or is they actually when it was broadcasted on Univision. They mostly edit out
[00:55:39] Anything not containing it was only the beam it was all
[00:55:43] It's like when they played the wire on BET and they cut out all the docks. Yeah, they cut out all the Greeks
[00:55:48] Yeah, no one wants to see that shit. That is so funny. It's so funny season two. Yeah episodes were like 13 minutes long
[00:55:55] I got mad TV bit where they edit this for past. Yeah, that's such a good fucking shit
[00:56:01] That's always so funny dude. I pitched I shouldn't just say it on the show I did
[00:56:07] Let's have like I've been sending Shane sketch ideas. Yeah, obviously a little too hot for
[00:56:20] In the gilless verse they're like now we're gonna walk that back
[00:56:24] But I was like I was thinking about just produce like spending the money who cost like a hundred thousand dollars to make it
[00:56:29] Mm-hmm and then just releasing it secretly, but that's never gonna I mean being honest
[00:56:34] It's never gonna happen a hundred thousand dollars a lot to spend on a bit. Yeah, so this sketch ideas like
[00:56:40] It's like, you know, it's like set up like Independence Day or whatever city aliens have already like destroyed something
[00:56:46] It's the Oval Office and there's a bunch of generals there
[00:56:48] And they're like we don't know like like they're trying to figure out like what the aliens want or what they're doing
[00:56:54] And you know and then one of the generals is like
[00:56:56] Mr. President there's someone you have to meet and then he like opens the door and it's just like redneck cousin and
[00:57:02] And and they're like who's this guy? He's like Mr. Prett. I mean, I don't want to
[00:57:12] He's like he's like Mr. President. I've been studying this my entire life and you have to hear me out
[00:57:21] You know, and it's just the aliens ever
[00:57:24] Yeah, it's like what the fuck, you know, and he's like not black people not black people got that one wrong. Yeah
[00:57:31] Yeah, all right. That's not that wasn't damn. Uh-huh, but this time I'm sure of it. Oh, okay, okay, and then yeah
[00:57:41] Like what do you mean? I get it. They're bad. It's like the data was wrong the last time. Oh, let the mistakes of the past
[00:57:48] So this guy just believes in the concept of the of the N word and it happens to apply to these aliens and this time
[00:57:55] It's but this time he's sure of it. It's aliens. Yeah, and they're like so what do we you know?
[00:57:59] What do we do? Yeah, and then the whole world has to like call them the N word?
[00:58:04] Then the it just cuts to the alien ship
[00:58:08] And then the subtitles are like they figured out who we are
[00:58:16] Yes, seems like they would just fight them or no no take over the world. Well the premise is you know, I mean you
[00:58:26] It's the ideas that you know, it's just about a guy that
[00:58:33] believes in the concept. I know I got I just don't see why that would stop the alien N words because it's a sketch
[00:58:42] It's not a real I still think you have to defeat them some other way
[00:58:48] Yeah, by throwing water on that's my little note like in the movie Sun. I like what you're going for
[00:58:53] I like it a lot. I just think they need to be vanquished. Mm-hmm
[00:58:58] And if it costs another 30 grand, so be it. Yeah, if you have to buy a CGI lasers
[00:59:04] Yeah, I'd love to get industrial light magic. I'm not already blew the budget. Oh, yeah
[00:59:14] Simpsons, oh, we're gonna be paying for that buster
[00:59:16] Are we yeah for the the Los Simpsons are gonna sue us. I don't give them any ideas, dude
[00:59:25] Yeah, it'd be funny if like Mexican Simpsons had to see you and it couldn't be the regular one. Yeah
[00:59:34] Good luck. We're never going to Mexico. Have you ever been to Mexico?
[00:59:38] Adam went on a date by himself. I've been a bunch of times. I might be the country I've gone to most
[00:59:48] It's Mexico City is so cool. Why don't you tell everyone what you did there? I?
[00:59:59] Just me and my me and my pals. What are you doing? Are you doing some sort of prank?
[01:00:05] What you're pressing the okay never mind. Okay?
[01:00:09] Okay, I can get back into it. Yeah, I say it in La Rona
[01:00:13] It's too late now the neighborhood. What were you up to at night?
[01:00:18] I I don't know. I went I was like do any nice buddies do any night stand out?
[01:00:26] We got a mariachi band to come to the house. I was pretty funny very loud
[01:00:30] So it was just it was just guys that came over to the house today. Women never come over there were a couple girls that came over
[01:00:38] What kind of girls my friends with his friends with like I don't know girls that live there in Mexico in Mexico City
[01:00:45] I'm a cigar a lot of pussy. No, I didn't get any pussy. No. Yep zero pussy on that trip
[01:00:54] That's cool. Yeah sounds awesome. It was very cool. We should go. There's this restaurant called
[01:01:02] Contra Mar that we went to those some of the best food I've ever had
[01:01:06] Yeah, Contra Mar and they had a fish that was
[01:01:12] A green sauce on one side was like a whole fish and then half of it was green and half of it was red
[01:01:18] That's awesome fantastic fish. Very good. I've heard a lot of people have sex with prostitutes when they're in Mexico
[01:01:27] Interesting someone told me that a blowjob in Nicaragua is about 30 bucks though. That's cheap. That's not a lot of money
[01:01:40] That is pretty good. That's pretty good for a blowjob as far as blowjobs go. Yeah, I've never paid to get my dick
[01:01:48] So but I could thirty dollars thirty dollars. That's what that's a seamless order. Yep. Oh, that's not even a seamless order
[01:01:56] You're right. It's half it's half that's no out of tasers. No tip. Yeah, well you tip of course you tip
[01:02:03] You got a tip every time I got a tip for you. What is that?
[01:02:16] The second just all right everyone well
[01:02:19] Thank you for listening to this episode and we're gonna get I don't know cheesesteaks and watch 48 hours