Cum Town | Premium | 02/28/2021
[00:00:00] Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a beloved novel, and also an allegory for my penis.
[00:00:13] A fantastical world of unimaginable pleasure.
[00:00:16] But go too far and it could cost you your life.
[00:00:20] Why raw dogging me is dangerous today on Weight Weight Don't Do it.
[00:00:26] On Weight Weight Don't Have Sex or My Ass.
[00:00:44] I've actually, I only listened to that show once in a cab.
[00:01:06] Don't get chulled the other night with Johnny.
[00:01:10] I was thinking about just getting like a, just dressing like an 18th century barrister
[00:01:22] It's almost time to get rid of the beard and become like 18th century.
[00:01:27] No, I say go completely baby-faced and you have the long wig.
[00:01:37] I'm just moving backwards through the century.
[00:01:40] You should go like French libertina, I think.
[00:01:43] Yeah, like a dandy where like powder make up.
[00:02:04] I shall take force to his eye and remove it.
[00:02:18] And he drove the horse to me by the Earl of Dorschach.
[00:02:23] The Marquis du Mark scourge to all Vietnamese.
[00:02:27] How dare the Mongolian beasts find myself in my presence?
[00:02:37] In the southern shore of my beloved dear boss.
[00:02:47] He just fucked the guy up and no one gives a fuck.
[00:02:51] This year for Lent we're doing more peace.
[00:02:55] I see that in a cigarette video, right?
[00:03:04] And the other thing is, all you fucking motherfuckers are giving up one thing for Lent.
[00:03:24] That's what fasting is in the modern Orthodox tradition.
[00:03:28] We don't fucking, you're thinking of Ramadan.
[00:03:31] Or you motherfuckers do some fasting bullshit too.
[00:03:42] That's definitely exactly as loud as this.
[00:03:47] I only know that song from movie trailers.
[00:03:51] It is very, it's come on, come on by Smash Mouth.
[00:04:05] Maybe you could get your penis out of my mouth.
[00:04:20] Dad, can you put your penis in my ass for school?
[00:04:27] I'm the smartest kid in school, but I'm also gay.
[00:04:56] Thursday is premiering where one of a kid was in the 60s, but he was gay.
[00:05:17] Yeah, Oliver Bean was a, I think I canceled up here once.
[00:05:32] Um, well, it was narrated by David Cross.
[00:05:39] I love her, but I love her Bean, if you know what I'm saying.
[00:05:47] The show was created by Howard Gerwitz, who did Taxi and Larry Sanders.
[00:06:05] He was just getting so many ideas rejected after being on a hot streak that he's like,
[00:06:13] I think that was Nick's little spin on it.
[00:06:20] I mean, I remember it just being like, what if Malcolm in the middle was the 60s?
[00:06:26] Wait, was that the one where there's like a, there's like a, the doctor is smoking in
[00:06:31] the, during his, um, examination, perhaps?
[00:06:36] Um, that's probably been in a ton of days.
[00:06:44] It was because Fox made a big deal out of its premiere.
[00:06:48] And that was, those were the days where I was all over.
[00:06:58] Um, what's that pink song about the clowns?
[00:07:11] You both probably have pink as the pink clown.
[00:07:21] No, it's not, it's not a circulation issue.
[00:07:30] There is no honor to having a pink penis.
[00:08:14] If you were saying that when you were playing Smash, you're a fucking loser.
[00:08:18] Let me put that on the record right now for anyone listening.
[00:08:20] If you never said show me your dick, show me your penis.
[00:08:23] If you never even thought that until right now, you're a fucking turb.
[00:08:46] And we don't, and everyone at home, we don't know what the end is going to be.
[00:08:50] He might, it might not be what you think.
[00:09:01] I think it has something to do with the gigabytes or the megabytes or something.
[00:09:17] Just a Japanese guy being like, we have a new type of data we made just for video game
[00:09:42] That's not your name or that guy's name.
[00:09:58] It does not look like to say a dishonorable word.
[00:10:20] Frying high in the mayor shut down in our jewel.
[00:10:37] You may have told me I was a little Joker, but he's Chinese.
[00:10:43] I'm going to put even I'm going to pee pee in the coke.
[00:10:56] If the Joker piston coke following family guy, the fuck block.
[00:11:31] There's only one three character and it's.
[00:11:34] Oh, I really don't want to have to have sex with Mr. Burns.
[00:11:48] Marge, I think Smithers might be, you know, strange.
[00:12:03] It's sort of like the giver where they form family units based on.
[00:12:20] This month we're reading One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
[00:12:32] If I remember from the giver, they kill the old people.
[00:12:41] There's like one person that's selected to.
[00:12:45] He's getting the guns of the community and the main character.
[00:12:49] And so as you go see the old man that's like, nobody's getting any pussy and they be killing
[00:12:56] But then why are they doing abortions if no one's getting pussy?
[00:12:58] They used to be different colors and it was heels.
[00:13:00] They have, because they're trying to go for like an emotional neutral state.
[00:13:04] It's kind of, the whole book is sort of a rip off of that movie Equilibrium.
[00:13:14] Christian Bale is a high priest in the dystopian government that controls people's emotions
[00:13:20] with like a, I thought it's Guy Rich, you know, or a guy appears.
[00:13:27] That's funny because usually what happens to you is a guy pierces your asshole with his
[00:13:41] Guy pierces the guy who was married to Madonna or was that guy rich?
[00:13:48] When Bart would run across the bottom of the screen and tell you what time this was
[00:13:52] I'd be watching the Drew Carey show and then there's Bart.
[00:13:55] And they would do little footsteps sounds to it.
[00:13:59] We're like, wow, we're living in the future.
[00:14:02] There's like a big, there's a city that's made out of speakers.
[00:14:11] Yeah, the speaker city shuts out the phones.
[00:14:14] I'm watching the PJs here in the future.
[00:14:17] Everything's going to be perfect forever.
[00:14:21] Now I wish I was fucking in the basement of my Greek town, childhood home, watching television
[00:14:27] on the little fucking 18 inch VCR slash TV that I used to jack off to Elijah Dushku from
[00:14:34] the new guy on and just making a sandwich that was just butter and fucking sugar.
[00:14:39] I used to get so excited about new shows.
[00:14:43] I'm watching stove top stuffing for myself.
[00:14:48] God damn, there was nothing better than just like three hours uninterrupted in the kitchen
[00:15:03] I'm saying my parents would come home at five.
[00:15:12] The cool part was being home after that APM being left to your own devices from like
[00:15:18] starting it like anarchy starting it like Seinfeld like at the seven like six thirty.
[00:15:24] The day would start with the reruns and then it would end at the beginning.
[00:15:28] I'd watch CBS Seinfeld like a three after school.
[00:15:34] No, TBS was I guess I was looking at Mr. fucking Mr. fucking money bags cable over here.
[00:15:41] We lost cable for don't fuck don't try terrible years.
[00:15:45] Don't waffle damn that sucks that you must have been.
[00:15:57] We're talking about good TV shows from the past.
[00:16:01] So if you're if you don't have anything to say about that moving forward.
[00:16:06] Watch I just get excited about premieres.
[00:16:08] I'm like the show's gonna be we're gonna watch a new show.
[00:16:12] I'm aware it's called it's called and director controls you.
[00:16:16] Oh, dude, I was all over Andy Rick to control the universe.
[00:16:19] Which is interesting because he can't control his way to his marriage.
[00:16:32] It's interesting to see how he controls the universe.
[00:16:38] One of the Drew Carey show wasn't funny.
[00:16:42] What if there was no fat bitch with makeup on the Drew Carey show.
[00:16:45] What if it was just some fat also rans internal monologue coping with the fact that he's
[00:16:54] Because he had a couple shows, didn't he?
[00:17:00] The evil powers that be in Hollywood really really try to give it to him for a while.
[00:17:06] Yeah, you might know a little something about that.
[00:17:11] I'd be on Sunset Boulevard selling my pussy.
[00:17:15] You'll pink a little penis is a girl's penis.
[00:17:21] Only trans only trans women should have pink ass dicks.
[00:17:31] Yeah, he did have a ton of shows yet that one.
[00:17:36] He had one where remember watching that 70s show.
[00:17:43] Dude, I remember when that 70s show premiered.
[00:17:46] I was I was I was I was I'm literally you don't understand how TV with that show.
[00:17:52] Yes, it's being and being pissed off because you're like, dude, that 70 show rules.
[00:18:00] And then the future there's going to be that 90s.
[00:18:04] That 80s show is one of the worst shows.
[00:18:09] I was like, how could you do this to this beautiful franchise?
[00:18:12] And the red would be turning spinning in his grave right now.
[00:18:18] It's older sister on that 70s show, which is like went crazy.
[00:18:23] She just it's like getting fucking either arrested or hospitalized for domestic violence.
[00:18:30] She she literally just was that character.
[00:18:33] That character that's how that character would die.
[00:18:37] Who did you jack off to in that 70s show?
[00:18:58] You better believe I jacked off to her.
[00:19:08] Jesus, I can't even get a grip on this cock here.
[00:19:23] It's like when you look at the hamburger on the menu with McDonald's and then it comes
[00:19:49] I had a relationship with Wisconsin too.
[00:19:53] It was so funny that Henry Winkler was like a guy that was cool and got pussy because
[00:20:01] How much pussy do you think you got for being an insane amount, right?
[00:20:10] He hit their pussy as much as you'd box.
[00:20:14] As Dan Schneider gets for playing his famous character, Stavros, in the country of Wisconsin.
[00:20:34] And even if I was that guy, I wouldn't.
[00:20:41] Let me say right now, Mrs. Man speaking.
[00:20:44] If Dan were here, I'd tell him great job.
[00:20:47] The man speaking right now, me, is not Dan Schneider in any way.
[00:21:01] You said I have much more vitality and vibrance than Dan Schneider.
[00:21:04] I don't know if that describes shape and form.
[00:21:11] Okay, shape, I might be willing to give you.
[00:21:13] Style may be different, but form and shape.
[00:21:18] Form is within the shape, within the bounds of the shape.
[00:21:23] I am willing, first of all, I'm not lecherous.
[00:21:26] I am more taught than Dan Schneider is.
[00:21:29] I bet you he tickled pictures with 12 year olds.
[00:21:36] Calling your 12 year old employees into your office for tickle fights.
[00:21:39] First of all, I don't have any employees and none of them would be 12 if I did.
[00:21:44] And second of all, I guarantee you, me with my shirt off looks way better than Dan Schneider
[00:21:51] How about, now you know it's a museum, but it's at the African American history museum.
[00:21:55] And then all the, they're all coming to life.
[00:21:59] And Ben Stiller is just like scared of black people.
[00:22:02] He's just like, his flashlight is just shit.
[00:22:10] Yeah, he's just being offered a fucking peanut butter sandwich with jazz playing in the background.
[00:22:21] Frederick Douglas's character is kind of like Cedric in the barbershop movies.
[00:22:30] They really gave him Frederick Douglas's hair.
[00:22:36] The only path towards freedom is to hold your nut.
[00:22:44] Or the nocturnal emissions are the way to equality.
[00:22:53] Or honestly, if he's Frederick Douglas, he could either never beat off or he could be
[00:22:58] the guy that could make himself bust with his mind.
[00:23:01] He doesn't need a single tug to fucking eject.
[00:23:18] Wait, so why did you start with Sojourner?
[00:23:23] But it doesn't, the fucking, it's not even a pun.
[00:23:33] Reaching for the impressed people with the deep cut.
[00:23:38] Harriet tugman at least makes a lot of sense.
[00:23:41] How did you forget the point of the joke?
[00:23:51] If I stuck the landing, that would have been a funny thing.
[00:24:14] I thought she was the same as Harriet tugman.
[00:24:26] But I think there was like a, I think there was like a, a not, an un, an uncredited universe.
[00:24:37] It's time to repeat something I remember from elementary school.
[00:24:55] Just follow, just follow this, the sound of the morning radio.
[00:25:03] It seems like the, the women's suffragettes were pretty fucking annoying though.
[00:25:10] Anytime I hear the suffragettes, I just imagine the California raisins.
[00:25:15] Suffragettes does sound like a little rock band for sure.
[00:25:30] Honestly, Chevy's sojourner sounds awesome too.
[00:25:33] That's where I was going with that one.
[00:25:37] She's just going to take you in her Chevy.
[00:25:48] Imagine like the, the slaves with autism.
[00:25:53] The slaves with autism and they're like, we're taking you on Underground Railroad.
[00:26:05] Master, we're going to the Underground Railroad.
[00:26:12] I knew he shouldn't have told every time.
[00:26:16] You think he would spoil it or he would be so excited he would keep a secret and then when
[00:26:24] You said there was going to be a train.
[00:26:29] You said there was going to be a train and now there isn't.
[00:26:35] The autistic black guy we saw at Yankee Stadium.
[00:26:44] They don't play here until you get the exact date.
[00:26:56] The first time we brought it up we never, we didn't actually say it because we wanted to
[00:27:00] protect him, but I think enough time is best.
[00:27:03] He actually had sex with Brandon Wardell that day.
[00:27:08] The statute of limitations on raping him.
[00:27:14] Wow, Brandon Wardell's going to be like 43 years old.
[00:27:28] California is like the lion, the witch in the wardrobe.
[00:27:35] Another reference that you've decided to bring up.
[00:27:39] Yeah, but it still is one to don't know.
[00:27:42] No, I'm pretty sure that's all of my references.
[00:27:50] Because I was honestly watching as much TV as you at the time and had no.
[00:27:54] And I think if I looked at a picture I would remember, but I don't have it off the top of my head.
[00:28:01] I remember all those little pop up one season.
[00:28:08] I mean, what was on like around the world?
[00:28:11] I really only watched Fox and UPN and WB.
[00:28:22] I used to watch Seinfeld with my parents.
[00:28:27] We're talking about the year 2000 right now.
[00:28:43] And then we had to trudge through with the DVDs and be like, how dare they cancel this fucking classic.
[00:28:49] Dude, you remember that like in the interim period where it was just on adult swim for a while?
[00:29:05] That was another one I was stoked for because I was like, hell yeah.
[00:29:07] Damn, I should get Futurama on Blu-ray.
[00:29:10] Yeah, I remember reading about Futurama in a fucking newspaper a year before it came out.
[00:29:17] And like explaining to my dad, I'm like, Matt Graining is another show.
[00:29:21] Not understanding at the time that Matt Graining has nothing to do with this.
[00:29:27] That's, Graining needed that for the fucking legacy.
[00:29:32] Yeah, he just got lucky with the Simpsons, but he needed Futurama to be good.
[00:29:36] Hats off to you even though you're on Jeffrey Epstein's pen.
[00:29:39] It's kind of how Andy Bora, which created this podcast, but then dipped out.
[00:29:46] And so now every time you pull it up or whatever, it says, come town by Andy Bora.
[00:29:51] And they think that he does all the work.
[00:29:53] Really, it's all the Jews that write it.
[00:29:56] And then me, Hank Azaria, I just do all the voices.
[00:30:01] I play Adam and Nick and my friend Dan Schneider.
[00:30:06] Your friends with Dan Schneider, who I am not, by the way, me, Hank Azaria.
[00:30:11] I'm friends with Dan Schneider who plays you.
[00:30:20] I exist as an entity outside of fictional character.
[00:30:26] I'm doing Dan Schneider the benefit of communicating with the character because I Hank Azaria.
[00:30:41] What if Hank Azaria was like, you don't understand.
[00:30:44] I cannot, because of how I talk, playing a poo for so long, I cannot talk.
[00:31:06] I don't know how to fuck you keep one of these things alive.
[00:31:09] I killed every plant that I've ever had.
[00:31:14] But I think I was over watering it initially.
[00:31:16] That's the problem is you think watering is good for it and you water it too much.
[00:31:24] For the listeners, Nick said he checked this out and showed out of his middle finger.
[00:31:39] The classic Hankazaria and not Dan Schneider movie.
[00:32:02] Dude, you guys remember how hot Hankazaria was in a long-came poly?
[00:32:05] It's so funny that these dask kids do identify their molestation based on their bathing suit
[00:32:12] So not only were you molested, now the cops are ruining your upcoming summer vacation
[00:32:19] You're going to be at the beach six months out.
[00:32:24] You probably already processed the fact that you were gang raped and the teachers allowed
[00:32:31] But every time you see that, now you've got to put your bathing suit on.
[00:32:35] Yeah, that's just that's them getting made into a principal.
[00:32:39] When you go from just a teacher to a vice principal, about this thing of ours.
[00:32:44] The ceremonies, you fuck the most precocious child altogether.
[00:32:49] They prick your dick like you take a candle.
[00:32:53] They take a child's ass oath by breaking your penis.
[00:33:04] Do you remember as you've seen that video?
[00:33:06] It's some like corporate like office party somewhere and this white lady is singing like a song where
[00:33:14] And then when you're like a corporate training.
[00:33:17] There's a Chinese woman like just staring.
[00:33:21] Wait, are they trying to say don't do that?
[00:33:29] It's like in the 80s or like right now.
[00:33:57] This is what she did for like company karaoke.
[00:34:12] This woman is like half of Congress now.
[00:34:19] I started that bitch Marjorie whatever the fuck getting her pussy blown out.
[00:34:30] And then now like 90% of Congress is like we need to pass off guns.
[00:34:35] We need to make it illegal on a pickup truck.
[00:34:38] And then there's like six people that are like,
[00:34:47] We gotta set the flag at half mass for Hitler.
[00:35:01] And they're just all like leathery women that are permanently lactating.
[00:35:05] For their husbands to come home from Iraq.
[00:35:08] While my husband was in Iraq, I learned how to use his guns.
[00:35:15] While the boys were away, somebody had to pick up somebody.
[00:35:19] It could start a dually and coffee business.
[00:35:24] Yeah, she honestly probably would be kind of fun to fuck.
[00:35:34] Because you probably want to get absolutely pounded.
[00:35:37] Honestly, you want people that are fun to fuck her like kind of big girls.
[00:35:41] You're not wrong about that one, brother.
[00:35:46] It's just you wouldn't like to be more exciting than that than it is.
[00:35:51] You ain't said a goddamn line the last ten seconds, my friend.
[00:35:55] It's like, what's the most fun car to drive?
[00:35:58] A fucking Chevy Malibu from Enterprise that you can destroy.
[00:36:13] You want something about upgraded V6 package and you can burn the wheels off of in the fucking parking lot.
[00:36:23] But still smells like Sigs from the last person.
[00:36:43] I just remember the video and the song.
[00:36:57] I want to be Ninja by Jennifer Murphy Gogo.
[00:37:04] See this video's week after week for years.
[00:37:08] And years later, pretty much made a remake of his first video.
[00:37:12] It was cool to see how far they had progressed production life.
[00:37:18] Oh, it's a DVD comes with your two very own.
[00:37:31] If, if, if, if, if anyone listening has pictures of that woman's breasts though, send those
[00:37:48] Uh, Murphy's community and she had been in top 10 finalists in this USA 2004.
[00:37:56] Uh, controversy in April, April, April, 2016.
[00:38:02] Murphy uploaded a video on her YouTube channel performing her song.
[00:38:14] That was an engine of wood sleeping in Murphy bed.
[00:38:24] You're like, I should start a business and you're thinking is like, well, who else is
[00:38:29] It was either making this or start Murphy Brown.
[00:38:35] Yeah, that was a, that wasn't Fox wasn't.
[00:38:39] Uh, that was, you know, CBS fell the fuck off after Murphy Brown.
[00:39:02] That's probably, you probably never said that.
[00:39:28] Here's why you can't stream Murphy Brown.
[00:39:30] Didn't they try and do a remake very recently?
[00:39:36] Well, there's a lot of like, cause now all the remember the 90s idiots are all right.
[00:39:45] That's why, which has led to some things that are nice.
[00:39:55] I had a nice little I Tonya bit going on when that movie came out.
[00:40:00] Well, I was also watching the, uh, the Olympics at the time.
[00:40:05] The cabin in the woods, the Olympics on figure skating was on.
[00:40:08] I just seen it on you and China had a guy.
[00:40:15] China had some like a big Chinese guy and they were talking and they were, they're, I don't
[00:40:19] know if they were talking or I looked him up afterwards, but they're like, Oh, yeah.
[00:40:28] And it's like, like the whole point of it is like, you know, this hard scrabble girl that
[00:40:31] had to compete against like the rich Americans, but she princesses.
[00:40:35] But she goes to the Olympics, which is an international event.
[00:40:37] Literally every other athlete had a worse than.
[00:40:42] It's like half of them are fucking like a radiated and constricted by the state.
[00:40:48] The Chinese guy doesn't even have a birthday.
[00:40:53] Does he just get, when does he even have his birthday?
[00:40:56] He's talking about you want to be a ninja.
[00:41:02] Because he probably showed signs of homosexuality.
[00:41:15] I love the China's like, we don't have coronavirus anymore.
[00:41:22] I think they're just killing anyone that has it.
[00:41:27] Honestly, the sickest move that China pulled is like.
[00:41:32] Well, no, taking the most absurd approach to the virus, which is just welding people
[00:41:36] inside their apartments and locking everything down.
[00:41:39] And then the world laughed at them and then coronavirus came here and they were like,
[00:41:55] I like petting this and then making eye contact with the cat while doing it.
[00:41:58] So the cat knows that it could be you, but it's not.
[00:42:09] Dude, they're over there having fucking music festivals.
[00:42:23] There's probably so much pussy over there.
[00:43:07] I'm going to stop at the Chinese Joker.
[00:43:30] We all have to say what kind of eye he is.
[00:44:03] Now I want you to imagine there's still 20 minutes left of the podcast.
[00:44:16] They take off her clothes and they still have another 15 minutes.
[00:44:22] He fucks a chick named sideways pussy galore.
[00:44:24] Okay, I kind of think I can just sideways pussy.
[00:44:36] It's not you don't have to apologize to your politics or listeners.
[00:44:47] You were thinking so hard you couldn't listen to the other one of your other co-hosts.
[00:44:52] You came up with sideways pussy galore.
[00:45:02] You know, Ben said a moon record to moon face.
[00:45:17] I just looked up James Bond on Letterbox and the top hit is this Indian movie called James
[00:45:34] Casino Royale could just stay that because they love gambling.
[00:45:38] You know, just a bunch of old Chinese people at a casino.
[00:46:07] For Russia would love where he got that.
[00:46:44] I'm kind of, you know, I don't have my phone.
[00:46:48] Well, I'm telling you what day I'm going along.
[00:46:53] It's easier for me if the words can't exist.
[00:47:31] That's, uh, we don't have any love rights.
[00:47:58] Mmm, on the, on her, on the empress, empresses.
[00:48:16] On her like on her mattress sleeping surface
[00:48:26] If my mom just works with the start you gotta you gotta work backwards. Yeah on her mattress sleeping surface
[00:48:49] On her vaginal sideways orifice there you go and her magic secrets that are visiting her vaginal sideways
[00:49:00] That was in the books diamonds are forever
[00:49:16] That's I want ours forever. Yeah Taiwan what Taiwan hours time is our time on time one's ours forever
[00:49:24] That's very good very good. That's fucking
[00:49:39] Chicken fried rice now the other something I
[00:49:47] By what just kind of what as a you're accosted
[00:49:51] By typically Korean store owner if you're a black person
[00:50:28] What are you looking at the list of James Swan face as well
[00:50:34] What about instead of living with diets that
[00:50:37] The chicken get fried like the fried chicken that they sell it the Chinese restaurant
[00:50:46] I would prefer hurry up and buy over hurry up and buy as I find a man would do not all gonna be bangers
[00:50:52] Hit you hit Taiwan's ours forever and they're like we can we got it
[00:50:58] And we got that's not how it works. It's peaks and red and excellence like like like a chink I
[00:51:04] I fucking sideways posted you're like ha
[00:51:11] How could that be Chinese let's figure the man who knew karate
[00:51:20] The man with the only son yeah the son yeah the man
[00:51:27] Man Chinese theater the man the man with the only son something I kill your daughter. Yeah
[00:51:33] Let's think of this keep that the Santa's I let's keep that theme in our back pocket. Yeah
[00:52:01] Moonbreaker yeah happy we got that we got that one in the bag firmly and securely if for your eyes only
[00:52:08] Yeah, I think we can just skip off the pussy. We'll skip that one if you do a kill. What's that?
[00:52:14] I never heard of that one of you to a kill yeah a
[00:52:42] Mm-hmm. Well, Adam's gonna have one so we'll do thank you the living daylights
[00:53:11] See only guy in China. That's about to drive
[00:53:20] They both just we'll just skip all the anything without
[00:53:30] Okay, you can't yeah like you cans use rice for sure
[00:53:34] But you got to give it a little sum to chicken over rice chicken over but that's it's all yeah
[00:53:42] Yeah, I got one for the next one so the world is not enough is a girl is not enough
[00:54:02] Hmm we've already done something with something fries, right? Yeah
[00:54:18] What no, no, it's my brain was making me whisper
[00:54:23] It's a lot of Confucius never lies. Yeah, there you go. That's fine. Um
[00:54:32] World is not enough for girls enough die another day
[00:54:39] Not of the same sound yeah, it's annoying which is not really our fault. Yeah
[00:54:47] Yeah, I think oh yeah because then you imagine the world of Chinese James Bond
[00:54:54] They're sticking with the theme. They're running out of names right right right so China other knees
[00:55:28] Oh, yeah, I love that one this is the one that's where they that's the first movie where they cast a black guy is Chinese James
[00:56:17] Yeah, I mean sky I yeah, you want to go from yeah
[00:56:42] Chinese skyfall it's hard man. It's fucking hard shit. This is a really hard one. We're doing hard work right now
[00:57:21] Rick shot. Yeah rickshaw's yeah patty patty
[00:57:50] Oh true famous Chinese people g Bruce Lee
[00:58:05] Specter all right here we go. I have no new blood in the mix something. Yeah, specter
[00:58:19] Specter I'm the put ash in her mouth and leave her in the woods
[00:58:22] They put ash in the baby's mouth. Yeah, so I think that's me. That's a wild move
[00:58:51] Respect our respect respect tray specter
[00:59:13] Specter rolls crab rangoons crab rangoons
[00:59:24] Ciao fun Chris back to Mugu guy pan poop platter
[00:59:44] I mean really it's no no time for yeah human rights for the woman. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry
[00:59:54] Unless is we you can't we've already done human rights
[00:59:58] Gay rights, I guess yeah gay rights. I'll talk about the week. No time to die. No crime to try and it's about killing your daughter
[01:00:04] Yeah, that's that's pretty good. You shouldn't do that. Let's put that let's let's try like four more
[01:00:11] And if we don't get anything we'll go with that one. Yeah, we'll go with that one. Um no time to die
[01:00:30] No, no key lime pie. No, okay. All right. No, no
[01:00:44] Yeah, hey, can I have some key lime no key lime pie
[01:00:48] You've never seen that in a restaurant whether it's the lowest or the highest end they don't have that. Mm-hmm. Oh
[01:01:06] About that instead that's good. I like that. Yeah, why don't we try it the other way where we think of Chinese things and figure out other movies
[01:01:13] I like this. Let's look at the Wikipedia page for list of Chinese things
[01:01:18] And then we'll go back and make it all jane. Yeah, that's a smarter list of Chinese movies. Yeah
[01:01:24] Well, there's that um, there's that march brothers movie duck soup. Yeah duck sauce
[01:01:36] 1905 in 1929 list Chinese films for 1930
[01:01:43] Uh ding june mountain. Okay. That sounds good ding James Bondin
[01:01:56] Well, they came up with it first. Yeah, what's the plot?
[01:02:02] This sir is mainly about a man and a woman who previously never met each other being forced to marry for the benefits of their families relationships
[01:02:09] Despite their own personal aspiration 1913 damn. That's pretty fucking early. How long is it 1917 victims of opium? Oh, oh
[01:02:26] That one's gonna be hard that was about
[01:02:28] And yeah, yeah sure laborers love from Russia with laborers love. This is a lot of this is so much easier
[01:02:35] This is flowing. Yeah an empty dream an empty
[01:02:40] Dreamcatchers, but in this world is jane foggier
[01:02:48] Um, the seas for this vector women skeletons. I mean
[01:02:56] Women women to die jang jang shang you only jing jang once
[01:03:08] Yeah, you only jing jang once yeah dreams of the towers priests flags of our fathers
[01:03:20] Riemens are forever the lotus falls the lotus sky falls orphan rescue's grandfather rescue is down under
[01:03:32] Yeah, I think we've done it man. I crushed that one. I wish I had another writing job on a bad tv show
[01:03:38] Just do this literally all day long just getting in trash and being like yeah, whatever I mean
[01:03:43] We don't start shooting for another three weeks
[01:03:52] I'm gonna take a little piss and be back. All right. I got a piss too as well, but I'll wait
[01:04:10] We should watch all the james spawn movies again
[01:04:15] Again, yeah, I mean haven't you seen them all probably not. I don't even really know who roger moor is
[01:04:27] Sean Connery he was the posh james bond
[01:04:30] Sean Connery is kind of rugged and Scottish Roger Moore was English and did Roger Moore get pushed as a fancy
[01:04:37] They always get pussy. That's part of the job now
[01:04:39] What's the point of being James vaud if you don't get pussy?
[01:04:43] And then half of the pussy you get they die because they're bad guys. That's true
[01:04:47] Yeah, that is cool that he used to fuck his enemies
[01:04:51] He fucks the bad guy girl, and then she dies and then he fucks the good girl
[01:04:55] That's a that's the way to go. That's the way it goes. If half the girls I fucked die
[01:05:00] That'd be great. That'd be so awesome. That'd be awesome. You know, just a couple headaches taking care of if your dick was cursed like that
[01:05:07] Fifth and then women still wanted to fuck you. Mm-hmm. How about diamonds R word n word
[01:05:28] It's bad James somebody called the prime minister the hour people call them the hour with it all the time
[01:05:33] They called him the hour word n word. Oh my god
[01:05:38] There's word that the Russians Russian separatists have gained control of a new word
[01:05:43] It's even worse than any word we've heard before
[01:05:47] You mean n word f word no even worse than that
[01:05:55] All right. Well, look I gotta eat my shrimps man
[01:06:00] I went to uh, that's well, I'll tell you later. Okay
[01:06:09] I'm not gonna say it on the show say you want to tell them later. All right. I'll tell them you went to the steakhouse
[01:06:19] I thought that that's what you were gonna say. Then you went to the steakhouse that you like
[01:06:23] No, did you go to that one the one on the west side? I did I took my cousin and her fiancee on the dinner
[01:06:29] There's a gift very nice. Yeah, I want I want to fuck. Oh, I can't have a steak. I'm
[01:06:35] All right, I got a case that eat some shrimp. You can have a steak. You just got to do it a moderation. You're right
[01:06:42] Exactly. You get a porter house. You eat it and then you don't eat for five days
[01:06:50] All right. All right. Thank you everyone diamonds are word n word diamonds are word n word if you remember anything of me