Cum Town | Premium | 03/14/2021
[00:00:00] So definitely hold on. Oh shit. Well, I hope we don't have to do any sound
[00:00:08] Why because I didn't hit record on that channel before whatever dude fuck it
[00:00:18] I got I got excited because we were talking about the
[00:00:22] The Ed Lipperia laundry where you serve on the bathing. Yeah, it's a class S
[00:00:27] I was in that for three months when his foot broke dude. I was straight up showering in the same shit
[00:00:32] You're in a rollie office chair wearing a bathing suit truly the worst time of my life
[00:00:40] Yeah, I love guys you get the bathing suit on you fucking just going around your apartment and only a bathing suit
[00:00:45] You're like look at me. I'm at the beach. Yeah, I want vacation. I'm in a fucking Corona fucking Pensacola, baby
[00:00:52] Oh, yeah, dude fucking Daytona Beach. Yeah, what's the damn beach? You know, I've been to Pensacola. It's pretty nice actually
[00:01:00] Is it or wait? Have I been to Pensacola?
[00:01:02] Where's that the panhandle right? Yeah?
[00:01:06] I had to go down there for my great-grandmother's like hundreds of birthday party
[00:01:11] Damn, I bet you still alive still she's dead now. Thank God. This is back back in my dad rotten hell
[00:01:22] Was she cool, I mean she was like my entire life. She was like a billion years old. Yeah, yeah
[00:01:29] Yeah, I didn't understand boy. They're like that's your grandfather's mom and I'm like
[00:01:33] No, you're getting a little too far. I'm still trying to figure out where dinosaurs
[00:01:48] Um, but yeah, no, she was like in a wheelchair. She was like cataracts. She always like yeah, you remember that movie the others
[00:01:58] Like terror on her face. Yeah, she's like a witch
[00:02:01] Yeah, yeah, you turn like a certain agent. You just look like that painting like scream
[00:02:06] You should you should be able to kill like if someone asks you should be able to shoot an old person
[00:02:11] And she was like that my whole life. It would feel cool like she was I remember her being like on the brink of death her
[00:02:17] Like my entire life. Yeah, and then eventually she did die
[00:02:22] Um, yeah, if you're having a party for that. I'm sure I'm sure I told the story on the podcast before but one time
[00:02:29] Um, like it was probably her last birthday. She was sleeping and you put your dick in her mouth 101st birthday
[00:02:35] We're sitting in like the living room in my like grandparents place and uh
[00:02:41] Uh, she's like telling stories and my grandpa's like
[00:02:46] And she's she's telling this story about like fucking there's some china china men that sold sold apples
[00:02:53] On the corner and her and her and her friend would go pull his tail. Yes. Yes. Yes
[00:02:58] She meant like the cues. Yeah, so she would like do this hate crime
[00:03:01] My grandpa was like smiling year to year listening to this story's mom telling and his balls are hanging
[00:03:18] And plumper with age. Yeah, an old man's balls got a stretch, bro. Yeah, I love it. That's so awesome
[00:03:25] I can't like what the fuck is going. I'm like because I'm looking around the room looking to see if anyone's recognizing
[00:03:30] This is just a story about a hate crime and you see nuts and then it's yeah, it's just it's like I was baller
[00:03:43] Yeah, but yeah, she she I think she she I mean she lived in florida
[00:03:47] I don't know she lived in pencecola or there because when we went down for that birthday
[00:03:51] There was like all these extended family members
[00:03:53] And I have no idea. They're like this is your cousin TJ. I'm like no, it's not and I'm not gonna remember
[00:04:00] Like second cousins are always named like TJ or JP or they always have letters. Yeah. Yeah, americans really don't fuck with their second cousins
[00:04:09] It's like a you are more likely to like a stranger than your second
[00:04:18] How something stony about the second Jews are basically all fucking inbred so I don't even start with that
[00:04:23] I don't deny it. Yeah, second cousin thing is like sneeck. We just hook up with them
[00:04:27] I'm supposed to owe you something even though we've never met. Yeah, whatever
[00:04:31] Well, that's a great people. They're just they we don't even like we just consider them straight up cousins
[00:04:37] Because that's the thing I even think about it if my cousin ever had a kid
[00:04:41] I would consider that my nephew or neat like I wouldn't even consider it almost any of the people
[00:04:46] Oh, well, that's that's how close my cousin my cousin has a kid and I'm like I would consider myself
[00:04:52] That's a second cousin. Granted. I've never met the kid
[00:05:01] I understand the relational value. Yeah, like not the emotional one
[00:05:06] But in terms of like the weight of that connection of course if we were to describe it as like a network with bandwidth
[00:05:14] There would be there would be like a higher pass-through rate between me and then
[00:05:17] Like my dad's cousins in Greece were my aunts like we just that's how we started them
[00:05:23] Yeah, and they were pretty funny one of them was like the neighborhood slut
[00:05:26] Like they're like we would meet on stavro
[00:05:35] Stavrula is the woman's version of stavros
[00:05:38] No, it's not stuff rule. Her name is not stuff. My name is not stuff. Rula. My name is the man's version
[00:05:47] Um the super head of a she was the super head. She's I won't even say
[00:05:51] She sucked off the whole just in case but she's not off all of Olympia. Let's call her sula
[00:05:59] Literally it was so funny because like is there any are there any like greek myths that involve sucking dick because there's a lot of
[00:06:05] Them a lot of them are like oh, yeah zoos fuck the dog
[00:06:19] And then there was a prophecy that that bitch's daughter was gonna like be like stronger than zoos
[00:06:25] So he when he and he found out she was pregnant. So he just ate her
[00:06:28] He just ate her whole and then Athena cracked through his skull and that was that's how she came out
[00:06:34] That's but that's how you tried to get rid of his side bitch was by swallowing her whole
[00:06:39] Um anyway, my girl that's some peasant shit to believe it. Oh, we were all over. I love greek mythologics
[00:06:45] I did too when I was in sixth grade. I think it's cool. It rocks
[00:06:49] Um, I love learning about Greece and Egypt when gladiator came out. I mean, it's not Greece, but I love all that shit
[00:06:58] Let me so my my aunt anyway my dad's cousin she when we were like first go into Greece and every time they would like
[00:07:06] When we were it would be so funny because we would walk around the neighborhood and we would like introduce
[00:07:13] Fuckin I can't believe you're back like I thought you're in america and like every dude
[00:07:17] We would see when we were walking with like my aunt say sula
[00:07:21] You they just like hey, what's up? They were just like like every guy they grew up with
[00:07:27] Through like best in shell. Yeah. Yes. Yes, exactly everyone had that knowing fucking smile
[00:07:34] Yeah, and she was cool. She was still hot up and I mean, I don't I haven't seen her actually
[00:07:38] But she was keeping it tight. She honestly no joke had a very much
[00:07:42] Samantha vibe. She really looked like kim katrel. She had that Bob
[00:07:46] I would go so far as to say she might have even
[00:07:49] Like done a late in life makeover to look like samantha from sex
[00:07:54] And she was still getting it in she was fun when I was there when I was like 15. She was fucking some like
[00:08:00] She I think she might have sucked off like a guy in the military to get her son out of having a shirt or something
[00:08:08] She pulled the fucking sallyfield like a champ the reverse sallyfield sallyfield got her son in
[00:08:14] Just yeah, that's from my parents. My my parents sucked to put me in in the military. Yeah, dude. Yeah, far as far as pump
[00:08:23] Yeah, and he's got a big big big big big big big big big big big big big. Yeah, but he's retarded
[00:08:31] They do have big I killed jenny by fucking her to
[00:08:36] I accidentally killed jenny. That was the first draft of my son man
[00:08:41] When he got in those walls so good he burst around my name my name is bubba. We got the same size dick
[00:08:56] No, you just don't fucking race. He's just a black guy. Oh, he's just southern. Yeah
[00:09:04] Mm-hmm. I mean, I didn't southern folks got a funny ways about them. They sound retarded. Yeah
[00:09:11] It's true. It's fun. I remember when I moved to texas the first time I heard like black people from texas. Yeah
[00:09:23] It's never my life was like I was like I can't understand black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but that yeah, it's on another
[00:09:29] Regional it's definitely I'm sure texas people have no problem. Yeah, they get that they get it. Yeah
[00:09:37] Yes, so right I don't think that's how they saw
[00:09:41] What no, I was just saying yes, sir. Oh to Nick. Sorry, dude. I took this fucking
[00:09:47] I took this mock and fucking put me on this mock-er root energy show. You know what I was thinking actually I don't
[00:09:52] Hold on quite that. You know, I was thinking remember last week when you were dressed like Thanksgiving. Oh, you're bringing that up again
[00:09:57] I'm nicked. Oh fucking elastic waistband roasting. So yeah, I'm dressed for comfort and agility
[00:10:04] When no matter what happens, I'm ready to go
[00:10:06] Second of all I was thinking that a really good nickname for you would be the gobbler
[00:10:12] You can't you can't come up with a roast. Do you but do you know why?
[00:10:17] Yes, you can because you said the date wrong
[00:10:23] As a lawyer. Well actually it's because you got a book gobble cock. Yeah by church
[00:10:29] God is I figured you didn't figure british you would have said it because it's thank you said Thanksgiving
[00:10:45] Like Batman I've decided we can finally get bad
[00:10:50] Adam's your gay in brown slacks. You're gay with Thanksgiving
[00:10:58] God damn it gobbler. I was finally gonna get married to Rachel and then I could cheat on her
[00:11:10] Pants one time you can't stop hearing about it. They were wine color all of us all of the fellows right now are in all black
[00:11:17] Yeah, we're ready to do some kind of antifa right. We're ready to go to portland to fuck up some proud
[00:11:22] Yeah, just go beat up every chinese person. I see thinking it's ending that's what antifa
[00:11:28] All this maybe all this anti-Asian violence. It's happening recently as people just trying to beat up Andy. Yeah, that's true
[00:11:35] I would do it. They're fucking around and they're finding out. I think it's no
[00:11:40] Because i'm not even trying to win. It's new win. Well, it's win
[00:11:44] Right, I always say win you say new win. I didn't make it easier myself. Just give it a little bit. I say pecky out
[00:11:54] I just say win. Yeah, it's probably no. I think you're probably right Andy. No
[00:12:00] Yeah, but just a little bit of stink on it. No, I don't even want to risk it
[00:12:04] It's too close. Oh fuck anyway, golly what else is going on? Andy 90210. That's good. Yeah
[00:12:16] He's like antifa has ruined my freshman year
[00:12:21] Antifa is through his story spellings pussy antica
[00:12:28] I was gonna get pussy this year at prom, but I couldn't because of antifa
[00:12:38] Dude, that's what happened to me too. That's why I didn't fucking high school. Yeah antifa stopped
[00:12:42] Maybe maybe it's because there's a lot of asians say more people to protest the
[00:12:46] You know, and it's like maybe you should we should get some like a pf-chan t tifa going
[00:12:59] That was that was the nicest restaurant. I could imagine when I first went it did blow my mind
[00:13:04] I thought it was the fanciest restaurant in the world. It was so nice. What the lettuce wraps
[00:13:12] I'll tell you this back in the day their Mongolian beef which has so good has changed in some way
[00:13:18] No, they fell off. Yeah, it went I've only been like three or four times in my life
[00:13:21] So it's still special to me. Yeah, I'm like I actually to be honest was never really a big pf
[00:13:26] I dated a girl that loved pf-chan. Oh, yeah, I know her. Yeah, but I know her even more
[00:13:32] And originally I knew her no at the same time wrong. You're in your bag. You're in grease learning chocolate
[00:13:39] No, I had first of all I had an innate knowledge. Yeah, you had a nose a fucking you had a older
[00:13:44] I was a fucking you had an older you had an older male mentor wearing a wearing a dress that was teaching you chocolate
[00:13:51] I didn't need to any I didn't do anything to be taught me you were playing a lot when it comes to chocolate
[00:13:56] I was like one of those kids that goes to Harvard at nine years. I was in there with fucking grown men
[00:14:01] They're like, how's he doing? You had a beautiful mind
[00:14:06] Diggie has their fucking milk chuff. Ian when by the way Greek chocolate is better than american chocolate
[00:14:12] You know what I had the yesterday was a nice penis. Yes
[00:14:19] Can't wait to eat an entire Easter bonnie to myself that sauce when is uh, when is Easter? I don't know sometime in April
[00:14:27] Third Sunday look that up cuz I love dude. I might have a Greeky. I might fucking cook a whole win
[00:14:32] We should do we should get another we should get a cabinet recorded the rest of the show for the year for that would be awesome
[00:14:37] Greek Easter is sunday may 2nd. So we got some time. Yeah, so we'll do the two easters the two easters
[00:14:43] The feast feast do Easter Easter. Easter. Gree Easter is so good. Dude. God damn. I'm gonna cook a whole fucking lamb
[00:14:49] I just decided I got cheek Easter. I don't know when fucking
[00:14:54] Jesus, yeah, you know a lot about Easter action. I never heard of it. You know a lot about it
[00:15:00] So don't even try and pretend I never heard of that. I never heard of that
[00:15:02] I got the juicer like we didn't kill Jesus. We just tattle
[00:15:13] That's right. We absolute hate our hands are clean. Yeah, absolute hate is all ponches. You and ponches are both going down. Okay
[00:15:21] And and I can't believe you let Barnabas or whatever the fuck that guy's name is off
[00:15:26] I don't know that. I don't know who that they had the Jews had a chance
[00:15:30] They had a choice between a notorious killer
[00:15:33] And the our lord and savior and they were like fuck it. He's to get Jesus
[00:15:38] I drove through one of his goes free. I drove through south Williamsburg
[00:15:41] Imagine how much different the world would be if a Jesus instead of a guy that preached like love and tolerance and peace and
[00:15:50] It was just a story about a guy that was just like sick at everything
[00:15:54] He came out of nowhere and then just like was the best at bowling
[00:15:58] They played darst. He just crushed. Yes, sick is skating. Yeah, and then yeah, he could just yeah
[00:16:03] Just do 360 k flips. Yeah, yeah, and then it was an entire book of that and then people went to church and I'm like
[00:16:10] They're like so sick. He's the best guy
[00:16:13] This guy was so and verily Jesus crushed it. Yeah, yeah, and he was and he was doing fucking 360
[00:16:20] He fucked the teacher. He got pussy from the teacher
[00:16:24] Amen both of the hot teachers in the history department sucked his dick in the closet
[00:16:33] Then it would be nice because then people that were nice. You'd just be like, yeah, he's nice. I wonder why yep
[00:16:38] And they're like I guess some people just like that. Yeah, you know, so people are sick with it
[00:16:43] Yeah, but he never got pussy. He did I think no he didn't get a pussy
[00:16:46] There's a little the last temptation of Christ was was pussy
[00:16:49] I remember that because I did read the book and watched the movie when I was like 15 and I said moving none of it really
[00:16:56] Penetrated I was too stupid of course. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, will him defoe playing Jesus is awesome
[00:17:03] Yeah, and he was like dreaming about having a family and then but isn't there there's like a guy in the Bible
[00:17:11] Why cuz of boondock saints nah cuz I'm a Italian
[00:17:13] I don't like guys that are not Italian damn dude boondock saints is awesome. I read I start watching it. It is
[00:17:24] It's the movie. I was so disappointed by that movie a girl. I like told me to watch it because I loved it when I was 13
[00:17:30] But I watched it recently when I was like 14 15. I like I fucking
[00:17:35] I like uh, you know, it's really like good fellas
[00:17:39] and casino and shit like squirce azie yeah and
[00:17:42] Uh, yes, some good shit. Some girl was like yeah, you need to watch Donnie Darko and boondocks
[00:17:48] She told me if I liked good fellas, I'll love boondocks
[00:17:52] And I watched boondocks and I was like this is
[00:17:58] What kind of girl was she like what was her was her vibe like you know like any like all women back then
[00:18:04] Which is just like wow. It's not all of course
[00:18:07] It's big eddy straps. Yeah alternative kind of like pajama pants really in the tool. Yeah, yeah
[00:18:13] That's some that's that's that's your mocha showing right there brother
[00:18:23] They had a name for him the bracelets if you like pulled them off bracelet. Yeah, the sex bracelet
[00:18:27] Yeah, they had a name didn't they have a name you got them from the under a coke cap
[00:18:32] Yeah, you like tore out the middle and then you stretch it out and if you tore this if you ripped off a girl sex bracelet
[00:18:41] In the constitution. I didn't know about that. What the fuck you totally missed it. You missed that one. I would have been ripping
[00:18:46] I would have been grabbing a bit. You missed that part of the wall
[00:18:50] Wow, I would have wanted to get pussy like that. Do you remember when it's uh, this would have to be a premium
[00:18:54] Oh, yeah, do you remember there was like that parry? I'm not getting my phone out
[00:19:00] The episode over no no, we're just coming over. It feels like we've done it on the 20 minute mark
[00:19:08] Dude one time we just do 20 minutes and please play
[00:19:12] Full disclosure run that back. That was solid
[00:19:16] Full disclosure. I gotta tell me a so yeah, I'm feeling weird from a energy shot from a juice bar
[00:19:23] And I am loke. I'm loke. How do you remember um,
[00:19:26] There were no yes, there were like have too much. You have a lot of tea
[00:19:31] I have fat balls and I'm ball and a ball male pattern
[00:19:36] It's because you have so much blood because you're fat. That's so I'll take it. Fine. Thank you for admitting it
[00:19:42] I have a dozen power. I don't care about being fat. I'm fine. It's like a fucking is you you're talking about like a like a
[00:19:48] And no, you said I have a lot you already said I have a lot and you have 350 with a guy already said it versus a
[00:19:58] Very gay little fucking moped. I have a lot of tea with instead of a seat. It has a and the team stands for Tobler. No
[00:20:12] The test keeps coming back. I don't even know how it happened
[00:20:16] The computer has switched it so it doesn't say testosterone. It says Tobler on. Oh my god
[00:20:22] I fucking loved my favorite part of world international travel was getting the Tobler on in the airport
[00:20:32] Yeah, no, it's a wild no tech. I literally had never had a Tobler on until January of last year
[00:20:41] Yeah, you broke ass bitch. No, somebody sent me her like core somebody sent me like
[00:20:46] I've mentioned Tobler owns to you before that. I've only seen them. Wow. I saw the triangle package
[00:20:53] Well, they were always in like fucking hotel mini bars and that was always like don't what are 40 dollars
[00:20:57] Exactly, you know fucking touching by the way. How nice it to be rich and just like yeah, I'm like
[00:21:02] I'm gonna eat all these I still won't they don't put and I haven't been to a hotel that does that anymore against my principles
[00:21:08] The TV's bullshit. You know how they did never have the money to go to a hotel and it's like order something on the TV
[00:21:14] And then the thing is it's like wow you can rent Dan in real life
[00:21:21] That is true though. You have to be very picky about your hotels ahead of time and checking TVs. Yeah, that's what you learn as a seasoned
[00:21:28] Well, I mean, I'm kind of I'm more of the like hit hotel tonight find the cheapest thing still
[00:21:36] Hit back page some shit doesn't some shit dies hard to 50
[00:21:39] I got out of my last relationship and I made it maybe it's maybe six weeks before I threw the bed out
[00:21:44] My back to sleep it on the floor. Yeah, that's funny. I give you that. Yeah, that's right
[00:21:48] No, me bro. See that's the thing about being growing up this type of poor that I was you strive for Greek people
[00:21:55] You're poor and you strive for luxury that you can't afford so now I'll always get the nicest shit, bro
[00:22:01] I have an expensive ass mattress. I bought a nice fucking table a nice couch
[00:22:08] I I guess I just don't like I got that robe from the
[00:22:15] But then the rest of that shit, I guess I'm not like a physical comfort guy. Oh, I'm all I love is comfort
[00:22:20] I love to I love your new money. I'm new money and I love vibes. I love having the correct vibes on deck
[00:22:28] That's what I know something about like comfort makes me feel like I'm in a nursing home
[00:22:32] No, dude. You gotta do it like it's like the inside of a coffee
[00:22:35] Homes aren't comfortable. Yeah, no, but you know what I mean. It's like God's waiting room
[00:22:40] You don't know true comfort then I don't you've never experienced it. I don't you don't know how to have a good time
[00:22:46] I do know how to have a good time. No, you think you do. No, you think you do I absolutely if
[00:22:51] Who do you think enjoys their life more between me and you?
[00:22:55] Be honest with yourself Adam and I think you don't even there's no question here who enjoys life more me or Nick
[00:23:02] You're not you're not in that discussion
[00:23:04] You you're fine. You're right in the middle. Yeah, you know, you're neither too. No, it's not if you enjoy life
[00:23:11] You do it loudly but not in a way that has any substance no no no no no there you go thinking
[00:23:17] That's your biggest problem is you think too much. I'm over here not thinking about shit. I have a comfy ass couch. I have fucking
[00:23:25] Snacks I enjoy I got a grill. I'm sucking
[00:23:28] I wake up at 6 a.m. And I go look at the sunset every morning
[00:23:35] That is one of the worst things I've ever heard my son
[00:23:38] Rise not the sunset you want to talk about no substance. That's some shit from a poem dude. Congratulations
[00:23:44] Works on me. It does every every day. I get up. I go I walk through the corner
[00:23:50] And it's yeah, I it is if the sun's out
[00:23:54] Sometimes it's not but just watching it come up thinking about what I can do that day what I can accomplish that feels good to me
[00:23:59] Okay, hold shower. Listen hold shower go get a sitter looking at the sunrise. Yeah, that sucks my dick so hard
[00:24:08] Honestly, I'm being put in a good mood thinking about waking up tomorrow. Okay. How about that? That's the only good moment in your entire day
[00:24:18] Once the sun goes down it gets pretty shitty. Yeah, I'll give you that there's something nice about our eyes
[00:24:23] But that can't be where your never talking checks mix and yeah, and what's worse? What's this what's worse about that?
[00:24:29] I was going through the the enemies list on Twitter. Yeah, exactly exactly bro
[00:24:36] That's my point. I don't think about shit that makes me sad. Yeah, because at that point in the day you've had 15 edibles
[00:24:42] No, I'm all vetibles. I'm trying to fucking transcend and not do well. Listen, nothing's wrong with drugs every once in a while
[00:24:50] You're when what's beautiful about the sunrise is you're thinking about the possibilities
[00:24:53] Now if there are no possibilities and the day ends with scrolling Twitter for shit that's going to make you mad and checks mix
[00:25:01] Not only is that a loss, but you have now retroactively ruined that moment
[00:25:06] I don't know I started thinking again about how nice the sunrise is
[00:25:11] That's you disassociating because you're getting owned emotionally. No, I enjoy this
[00:25:15] This is me enjoying my life while you complain about something that I don't even remember honestly. Yeah, okay. Hey, listen, man
[00:25:23] That's fine because I actually enjoy things now. I'm thinking about things you're saying you're gonna dye your hair
[00:25:34] Because I just something about the light hit it where it was I kind of a crusty the clown color
[00:25:39] I was like maybe yeah, dude. It's who knows man. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying
[00:25:43] I have I have things I like to look forward to is that really I can edit that out. No, I don't care
[00:25:48] Okay. Yeah, I might I might die my hair. That's not a fucking big secret
[00:25:53] Why not I mean if people love surprises and that one's kind of like it's easy
[00:26:00] You know, oh, I'm gonna hit him with it. Yeah, I'm gonna get a lot of plastic surgery before covid's over
[00:26:06] Right a plastic bigger lips fillers. You get you getting fillers on the top would be all good Korean
[00:26:12] I'm gonna your bottom is nice. Let's all look Korean bigger. You want to go opposite. Let's all go Korean look
[00:26:18] Oh, yeah, yeah Korean girl. Yeah, I'm gonna be coming out of it
[00:26:22] What if I want to fall myself too much looking like I'm in black pick
[00:26:26] Carrying jack off to myself. We should get Korean eyes and start a k-pop there
[00:26:38] Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah, you want the fuck you?
[00:27:19] That where they mix the English and the also cool rap in Korean
[00:27:24] Each of them have a rapper in the crew. Mm-hmm, which is good. That's how you need one Lincoln Park
[00:27:30] Is the blueprint? Yeah, Lincoln Park invented that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I've sucked too much
[00:27:36] Fucking dick never tell they ever explain the reason why that guy killed himself Chester
[00:27:43] Depression man last hard. That's just not real
[00:27:59] Fuck I truly think I might be too old to kill myself
[00:28:05] I know it's because I don't yeah, I when I was younger. I used to think about it all the time and I legitimately never said yeah
[00:28:10] It's not as much of a tragedy. It's yeah, it's not if you're 23 you kill yourself. You're like oh he had so much
[00:28:16] Well, it's also because you've lived through the things you would have gained like
[00:28:20] You're not skipping 10 years that were worth killing yourself to skip. Yeah, you know what I mean?
[00:28:27] Yeah, now it's like you get depressed and you're like well, I guess I'll just fucking sit here
[00:28:30] I guess I'll just do drugs and eat red meat to have a heart attack
[00:28:38] Solid way to go out honestly, it's bet you know the fuck the early boomers haven't figured out because they all died
[00:28:43] No, they're they're all just died at 65 from my heart disease. Yeah got the fuck everybody's got to stop smoking
[00:28:50] So you don't die a heart disease instead you get to have brain cancer at 75
[00:28:55] Yeah, dude. Fuck that. No nobody wants that and that's why I'm saying heart disease
[00:29:00] That's why I'm saying you should be able to sign a paper that says when I turn a certain age
[00:29:05] Yeah, someone is allowed to shoot me in the fucking head
[00:29:08] And you know how fun it would be to fuck it. You're putting out an old person out of their misery
[00:29:12] It's not murder. It's like it's going to a shooting range to the x degree
[00:29:17] You know what I'm saying? You get to you get to where we go when we're gonna go shoot guns
[00:29:24] This week it's supposed to be nice this week maybe
[00:29:27] When where is a gun range? I think sure is he maybe there's one in Manhattan like that
[00:29:33] Yeah, but you gotta think you have to bring your own gun. Yeah, no problem
[00:29:37] People that have guns in New York City or Donald Trump and Robert De Niro. Yeah, this is the only two legal gun
[00:29:46] Trump's in Florida though right now, right? Howard Stern Donald Trump and Robert De Niro
[00:29:50] There's only three people in the league a lot to carry a gun
[00:29:53] Yeah, Trump's in Florida because he's he's too scared to come back. You know, yeah, because you show his damn face here
[00:30:01] He'll get fucked the arm. Yeah, he will really fuck around and find out
[00:30:12] Fuck was I gonna say something about Joe Biden? Yeah, yeah cute best president dude
[00:30:19] Dude, he honestly has the best life. Yeah, that like just
[00:30:24] Delaware to president who gives a fuck about Delaware. Yeah, it's just you got to rape a whole state
[00:30:30] There's nothing but like a speed trap and a scam all it exists business
[00:30:39] Dude fuck honestly fuck down. It's a speedbook. It's literally a fucking it looks like a speed bump on the map
[00:30:46] The way that's nothing good. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Yeah, that like semi-circle that they're like
[00:30:51] Can we gonna have some of the interstate?
[00:30:54] Fuck you fuck Delaware two tolls you pieces of shit and they don't have a good food
[00:30:58] You know I'm saying like there's no the Delaware thing, you know like there's Philly cheese dad's that's what they they do
[00:31:06] That that was really the only good thing you haven't lived until you've eaten Delaware ass
[00:31:12] That if that's a spoke Ian's got a fucking pay money to be
[00:31:18] We got Ian. I had a wonderful time with Ian and Gail
[00:31:23] Interdinner dinner. I've been seeing Ian in months. I know I miss you. She's probably doing well
[00:31:28] Coffee. What do you mean no chance Ian does not he needs to be around people dude means a social guy?
[00:31:33] I think he's been so he's been he's been twitch streaming. Oh really? I think he's like gone fully
[00:31:39] Yeah, that's good. You're no I just like that whole crew. They're all like they're all playing more zone
[00:31:43] No, I think they I don't know that they do it regularly. Oh, I just see it
[00:31:48] I mean it's on it they post on Instagram sometimes, but also twitch streaming fucking sucks at a certain point
[00:31:53] Yeah, you either have to do it like constantly and that sucks my dick
[00:31:56] I I remember thinking like wow that would be so cool to just play games online when I was a kid and now like I did no point
[00:32:05] Even remotely been interested in twitch streaming because you're not enjoying gaming. You're like performing. You know what I mean?
[00:32:12] Yeah, that's like you got to be aware shit. I just want a fucking game and
[00:32:16] Not speaking like you know, yeah, but some of it isn't video games some of it is just people talking
[00:32:22] Yeah, like I used to do style your social problems on twitch right right you can do a show that way for sure
[00:32:28] Yeah, you know, you can get really famous from it
[00:32:31] Yeah, but you got like Hassan if that motherfucker's big on there, but he literally streams
[00:32:36] Fucking 12 like 12 hours a day. It's and see what is he talking about social? He killed a dog on there
[00:32:43] Yeah, he's that's where like boxer. That's he'll the dog. That's where he like got his
[00:32:48] Kind of that's hot. Yeah, privilege hot privilege. Oh, exactly. Yeah. Well, it's Turk privilege
[00:32:53] Right. No one expects dress like Lenny Kravitz's girlfriend at the time
[00:33:01] That's how he got away with it. He like what would you say was a boxer? It was a boxer
[00:33:06] He's strangled the boxer. Yeah, Lenny Kravitz's girlfriend
[00:33:14] Well his ex wife you mean yeah, I could read the bonus about a I would love to fuck Zoe Kravitz and Lisa Bonet
[00:33:24] Remember when when I think Kravitz's penis. That was awesome. That was the one of the thing that I'm one of the best gifts
[00:33:30] You've ever you'll ever see the absolute coolest thing that he's
[00:33:33] He crouches down. He's wearing a letter pants. It's a wreck. It's a dick just bobbles down playing electric
[00:33:40] He's playing a big guitar. That's his leather pants split and you see as a big cock
[00:33:45] That's so that's one of the most win-win-win situations
[00:33:54] Like directly like it's focused on his cock somehow. It just flops to awesome
[00:34:00] The physics and it was to have a flop like that. I'll never my dick will never flop. Oh fuck. Yeah
[00:34:17] I can't believe I forgot about that see this is another thing that I could just sometimes I wake up in the morning
[00:34:22] I got my coffee. Yeah, let's go look at the sunrise and think about Lenny
[00:34:26] Solve penis looks like the if my penis is the hardest it ever gets that's what my dick looks like. It's still pointing down
[00:34:37] Fuck dude, where's the video? Okay, here goes a gift. He's a he's really
[00:34:52] Dude yeah, let me just before I give it over to Adam. Let me look at it a little longer
[00:35:02] Man imagine how awesome this dick is hard. How's that that has to be
[00:35:08] That has to be on purpose. No chicks behind him dude sexy chicks
[00:35:14] Your tongue is out. Oh my god. You already want to fuck you people already
[00:35:18] Probably think you have a big dick and then they see how nice and big it is and you don't even I will never do anything that cool
[00:35:28] 4% as cool as that I wonder if I could like inject my cock with saline and get it to look like that
[00:35:35] So you definitely can go to Southeast Asia
[00:35:42] The rip of the pants is just so perfect the penis just escapes just perfectly
[00:35:46] Mmm. It's honestly like God. It makes you want to catch it God. Just bless. Yeah, it just makes you want to
[00:36:00] A gape begging for account. Lenny Kravitz is dick nice. It's just there's one tweet
[00:36:08] He's wearing like a cock ring at the top
[00:36:10] Was he he was wearing something under your pants. You're wearing penis jewelry
[00:36:16] He seemed but you know what if it's gonna be anybody. It's like Lenny Kravitz. Yeah, he's bright
[00:36:21] No one else could pull that off like the guy from
[00:36:25] Dave Navarro probably would also but it would be less he would have a piercing not jewelry. Yeah, that sucks
[00:36:32] That pisses me off when I hear everything about
[00:36:43] Yep, and I said from counting the N word from counting crows. Oh, yeah
[00:36:56] What's his name that guy got pussy which had him crazy Adam Doris
[00:37:03] But that hair is horrible. Yeah, yeah, you get pussy Adam. I know I was I would just thought I had that thought I just like
[00:37:10] Yeah, you know, I got put in again. I'm honestly he could sing
[00:37:17] Well, I think people want to hear about long John Silvers. Okay, as long as we're I've never been as long as we're just cruising
[00:37:26] I wish I ended a 19 minutes just a nice, you know what I felt good about things until you said that no
[00:37:34] And then I became self-conscious. No, you can't do that dude. No, I'm sorry to put that in your mouth shut the fuck up Adam
[00:37:40] Why was apologizing? It's too late. All right. Yeah, so long as child
[00:37:46] I never had it and I always dreamed of it
[00:37:48] And I've and now I feel like I've built it up too much of my head to have a man
[00:37:52] Maybe once as a kid and I have like a box they got a hushbox and
[00:37:57] I loved it and then I never went again and then I went again when I was maybe 20 and
[00:38:05] You know, have you been since no, okay?
[00:38:08] Here's what we're gonna do. We have to make a syllabus for the next I tell you those folks they deserve 15 an hour
[00:38:15] Absolutely to make the flip a hamburger guys. They can go fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the long you're a puppy
[00:38:21] Yeah, you get 15 you get 15 fight for 15 if your food is good enough
[00:38:27] Here's what I understand why don't we just raise the minimum wage to 15, but then make everything else worthless
[00:38:33] Or you know, so we're making the dollar worthless. Yep, the deflation off set. Yeah inflation. Oh inflation
[00:38:40] I guess that would be yeah, there'll be like so just make it so that like
[00:38:44] You know, you get everyone gets $15 an hour, but now
[00:38:48] Every house costs $8 million. That's awesome. Yeah, I think that's a pretty good plan
[00:38:53] I was thinking you would go the opposite way where every house would cost less. No, no, no you just make stuff worth it
[00:39:02] That's smart. That seems like a good answer. Yeah, that's a really good ass motherfucking answer
[00:39:07] I like how we're getting $15 minimum wage when $15 is dog dick now. Yeah, well the fight for 15 thing
[00:39:13] Wasn't that from like 2012 middle school like yeah, I mean what the fuck I don't ever like honestly
[00:39:21] I've never looked into it more than just it like info graphics in terms of like how much
[00:39:26] The dollar is actually worth your over. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if if it kept paying inflation
[00:39:31] I think from the original time it would be like $22 an hour
[00:39:37] Who the fuck so who the fuck is Kristen say Sienna or whatever the fuck that dumb bitch
[00:39:41] She's a bi everyone was like sucking her off because she had pink hair and she was like yeah
[00:39:46] Bye, and she but she's against fish. She was a troop and an anarchist or something. Oh dude
[00:39:52] That's it. That's a bitch. That's a bitch that watched Juno too many times. Yeah, she's a phony ass
[00:39:58] She stinks she stinks her and Joe mansions fucking crooked nose ass
[00:40:03] And then some other rich fucking Democrats should we not us and as a joke should somebody kill those people
[00:40:11] As a joke, I'm looking at it now. It looks like you might fuck this. I mean I would
[00:40:20] I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her. I don't know how in her in her prime
[00:40:25] I would definitely slip a little you're like yeah
[00:40:27] I was I had a show in allen town and I got jacked off by Kristen
[00:40:31] Cinema dude, I would oh yeah on the road in like some
[00:40:35] Question how question I'm getting top at the holiday
[00:40:44] Ten years ago the little Bob absolutely good
[00:40:49] To the finance office getting some pussy from the underwriter I
[00:40:54] Got some under my balls. I need you to expect you expect and expect
[00:40:59] But no, she's looking like kind of dog shit here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's got like she looks like a French cartoon
[00:41:07] She looks like fucking you know French people draw women. Yeah, but they're like she has said
[00:41:19] We draw her like she smells fucking bad
[00:41:23] I love to draw women. I love they have a big feet and flat ass
[00:41:31] And the whole body is just bones and saggy teeth
[00:41:37] Yeah, they're like skinny and fat at the same. Yeah, which sometimes honestly can scratch at a certain age for your friend over here
[00:41:45] Skinny and fat. Yeah, I don't know. What can I tell you? I like to fuck all different shapes and sizes
[00:41:50] Maybe you're maybe you're French. No, I'm a sappy asexual
[00:42:15] I'm a fucking I'm an intellectual that likes to fuck every woman
[00:42:34] We're pointing to the shape of sexual head of the pentagon
[00:42:39] They said that they want to go in and fuck every country in the world
[00:42:43] I'm not sure that sounds like a good idea
[00:43:00] You already word you I like raping people
[00:43:04] There's no way Joe Biden hasn't raped like five people. I love that clip of him like kind of saying the N word
[00:43:09] Yeah, well, it just sounds like it. It just sounds like it, but it's just
[00:43:14] You know to even to have that happen even get close. She's like three weeks. I don't even think it fully sounds like it
[00:43:23] Wow the fun police is here not only fun police, but also regular police
[00:43:27] I just don't like you disrespecting the fucking and you know what a cab right now Adam. What he's not a cop
[00:43:33] You are you're being a cop. I'm not you're the N word police
[00:43:37] And we're trying to have fun and somebody called the party and you showed up
[00:43:43] Yeah, I would love it if conservatives started accusing people being and we're a policing
[00:43:56] Dude by the way, you want to talk about some bullshit was a and being a sappy asexual they made fucking low lobonnie
[00:44:03] I know it's a slow lobonnie from the girl bugs bunny from space
[00:44:14] Literally your description is exactly what she looks like now. We're doing specimen
[00:44:30] Am going into the tune world to have sex with this big
[00:44:35] Jam and a kidnap Michael from the jungle
[00:44:45] And Lola about this disgusting you want to put that cigarettes in her pussy and then
[00:44:57] And then espresso and then you suck on Mackerel jalden's cock
[00:45:09] You're in charge you're doing space jam to
[00:45:12] Artist for space dude what sucks is the fucking snot like the synopsis is like
[00:45:19] LeBron you're gonna you're gonna disagree with this but the original space jam is a fucking atrocious movie
[00:45:26] Know it's a good movie, but it's a you know even in the world of children's movies
[00:45:31] It is a shit movie. I just has too much it just meant too much to me at the time to agree with you
[00:45:37] Yeah, oh no, I love that as a kid. Yeah, but looking back
[00:45:42] Mm-hmm, but is it even worth saying that it shit?
[00:45:46] Isn't it supposed to be shit to me? No, there's some child you don't have to be that are still good
[00:45:51] You don't even try you're the cop your your all your your cat your fucking corporate your gobler
[00:45:56] You're policing baby movies from and you were policing whether we could laugh at Joe Biden saying the end
[00:46:02] I'm saying you can laugh at it. Of course, but it was too late too little to go. We're gonna make a baby movie about Adam's penis
[00:46:10] We went all the way to Hollywood and we said we're gonna we got to find a star for this and they said that we can't
[00:46:16] We can't even find an actor that can pull off
[00:46:19] All the computers in the world that couldn't make a penis looks
[00:46:24] So we got Adam to do it. Yeah, it just feels good to be getting the work
[00:46:31] The specially these days the mood so space jam
[00:46:34] Okay, you can say that about space jam, right?
[00:46:36] But at least it was a clean the idea was clean and nice. It's like aliens fucking
[00:46:42] It's Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes versus aliens or the Looney Tunes or slaves aliens who steal the power
[00:46:52] Stoves a little boy like he fantasized about a movie called taste jam
[00:47:05] Take him to a different world a competitive eating world where you wouldn't get even fatter
[00:47:12] No, Jokes money's like please keep eating more cake
[00:47:15] Stop you say we need someone to eat all the butter scotch
[00:47:22] But I don't want to get even fatter. I'm already dying
[00:47:27] I've already eaten our family out of Greece
[00:47:32] Dude child me or current me. That's my current dream. Yeah, I would love to put me in a room where I can't get fatter
[00:47:39] And let me eat whatever I want everybody is fat and they want to kill themselves
[00:47:44] I want to suck on some tits. They want to have sex just a couple more times before they kill themselves
[00:47:54] Everybody get up. It's time to fuck one more time before I put a gun in my mouth and kill myself
[00:48:17] Everybody stretch out my fucking home now and that on my face
[00:48:21] Come here oh anyway, this movie's about done a new song for
[00:48:37] Yeah, it's about apparently an AI played by Don Cheadle is trying to steal LeBron's Instagram followers
[00:48:44] What and he has to beat him at basketball? I don't fucking that's
[00:48:48] And LeBron's got a fictional son. That's like that's fucking gay dude
[00:48:53] It's not like the original space gym is like there's a VHS tape. Yeah, that's got and there's a CD
[00:48:58] You have to the guy uses CD. Oh, it's gonna be bad
[00:49:02] It's fucking fucking Instagram. Yeah, it's an AI that's and then and
[00:49:09] Apparently there's they said there's cameos from like classic movies. So it's like like Casablanca
[00:49:15] Yeah, yeah, Casablanca's legit one of them and like why isn't it a basketball move? I don't fucking know dude
[00:49:21] It's fucking sounds so bad. It's gonna be bad and the tunes look stupid
[00:49:25] I'm scared. I'm scared for you know for the space jam legacy
[00:49:30] Yeah, but it is kind of scary if Don Cheadle stole your Instagram followers
[00:49:35] Imagine stopping baby to you open up your phone zero followers Don Cheadle
[00:49:40] Don Cheadle's I gotta see what do you mean they made?
[00:49:42] Girl bugs about you not hot they made her dumpy. They said instead of hot. She's strong. No powerful
[00:49:50] And you know what it's not that I it's not that I have a problem with the body type of little titties big ass
[00:49:55] That's a great body type. I love to get in the mix with that
[00:49:58] Space jams all the money goes from very sexualized to sporty and sequel does not go to I would not call her sporty
[00:50:04] And she's got she's got Kanko she looks less athletic. Yes, exactly
[00:50:09] I would also she's what is all this fucking like prehab shit. She's got on. She's got like kinetic tape on it
[00:50:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it sucks. Yeah, and by the way, there's plenty of sluts hot sluts. They're good at sports
[00:50:21] Oh, yeah, and this is what's fucked up. I used to jack off
[00:50:28] Got me ready for an entire lifetime of wanting to fuck girls on the basketball team
[00:50:32] And I still do shots out to Liz Canbich. I don't know if you guys have seen her. She's so hot
[00:50:41] I would love to get dunked on by her and then just manhandled in the bedroom
[00:50:46] With my look she's laughing at my little ass. I would like to be sitting courtside. I was like a husband
[00:50:50] No, I mean, I'll take that too, but I would love to be sexually dominated by her
[00:50:58] And then ball wives would about like us be yeah, dude. Let's be basketball husbands. We're getting cucked all the time
[00:51:03] But yeah, but they changed it's not just the body because I'm like I'm really trying to see
[00:51:08] These is fucked up. They made yeah, they gave her like
[00:51:11] They extended the face so that it's like like if this were an actual woman
[00:51:16] It would look like a woman that's got like gout or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:51:22] And you know what doesn't look strong and you know what they're saying
[00:51:25] There these motherfuckers are saying a hot woman can't be fucking powerful
[00:51:29] Can they and that pisses me the fuck off is it too late to change the bad
[00:51:33] They change sonic remember sonic looked fucked up and then every all these nerds were mad
[00:51:37] And they changed them and he looked better, but I think it's too late to give
[00:51:42] And he's a thing get mad. They're not gonna do she can have small tits again. That's not the issue here
[00:51:55] This is the one this is the one tana hossey coach is directing it
[00:52:03] I think it's written by d ray and directed by tana
[00:52:07] I think I saw some of the chatter about that. Yeah, I believe so because don cheetah is trying to steal black bodies
[00:52:15] Yep, black bodies and black spaces and black space
[00:52:18] I did see ryan coogler who's producing it say something about how it's like about because about labron gets
[00:52:24] Trapped in the the most server verse or some bullshit. They're in a computer. They're not in space. It's like tron. It's sort of like tron
[00:52:31] That's kind of cool and but here's the thing so he he's trapped in there and he has to find
[00:52:37] The lunatunes to play basketball. It's like bro if you're in the
[00:52:40] There's get go to space jam and get michael jordan if you're in that server get charles bark
[00:52:46] You know I'm saying yeah get the monster is to be on your fucking team actually
[00:52:51] Yeah, because you're in a computer because you're in the fucking computer
[00:52:54] So I got a lot of issues with this fucking movie that i'm gonna watch it with an open mind
[00:52:58] But i'm fucking pissed off of everything i'm hearing it's coming out. I think in the summer
[00:53:04] Well, maybe i'll be on hpo max open will go it'll be on hpo max
[00:53:08] Watch it in the theater. We'll go watch we'll do drugs in the bathroom. We go watch it. Yeah, i'm gonna
[00:53:13] I hate up in the bathroom. Yeah, dude. I'm excited to just take that to get fucked up
[00:53:17] What are we switching to heroin in the in the in the amc
[00:53:24] I still one of my best memories of my life is
[00:53:27] Taking so many fucking mushrooms. I was barely able to be in public dude
[00:53:32] Getting star wars becoming dysfunctional before going to like walking in the movie
[00:53:36] Making through the concession stand where they're like do you want cheese?
[00:53:40] On that and you're like fuck dude. I was thirsty the whole time i watched star wars, but I was too scared to go to the concession
[00:53:48] I would go to the bathroom and sip water from my hand. Yeah, yeah, and literally when babu frick came on the screen
[00:53:55] I was laughing so hard. He's probably i was a black boba
[00:54:02] Anyway, literally the people around me thought I was like a retarded man having the best day of my life
[00:54:06] I was with my little brother. I was with my little brother. You're really pulled the wool over there
[00:54:43] In fact is one of her very I was taking my baby brother
[00:54:53] I'm the only bald one. How dare you besmirch my famous good name
[00:54:57] And everybody suck dad those those dummies in that theater didn't know they were sitting next to what what if america's finest mind
[00:55:10] Stop roasting brain. It's mostly the downgraded her thighs
[00:55:14] Yeah, because I like the nice thing about about it. They gave her some of the best thighs of all time
[00:55:21] She's like at like a hunchback. She's got bad posture. Oh, she's disabled. Yeah, and here's the thing
[00:55:29] Basketball players when you jack off you know what she looks like they have great thought
[00:55:34] She looks like an open miker that's about to play a charity game at the creek and then
[00:55:39] And then spend the next eight months doing go fun meets for acl surgery
[00:55:54] She's perf you you you want britney griner. No, you want britney griner. You do bitch
[00:56:07] No, I want to say if they did this to her then they need to make fog horn like horn more racist
[00:56:15] I'll say I told you I'm not stepping on the court with any of them. The game doesn't have any respectability, sir
[00:56:24] All these players are selfish these days. It's all me me me
[00:56:35] Dr. James nay smith is rolling over in his grave
[00:56:39] These animals have found horn hates the Brooklyn Nets his beautiful game away
[00:56:46] What do we got? I don't know some bitch dress up. Oh, hell yeah dressed up like the cartoon
[00:56:51] I would love to fuck a girl dressed. You know, it's sports girl. I would see the let's let's click on this find out her name and dress where she lives
[00:56:57] You know it's sports girl. I would I would
[00:56:59] Please I would make love to let me know the soccer goalie hope solo the one that beats man. Yeah, absolutely
[00:57:06] I'm so with you. I would get domestically abused
[00:57:10] Some Reddit guys are saying without the ear. She's just a slutty basketball player shut
[00:57:17] You fucking loser. Yeah, I hate him. What's his who? What's his r slash?
[00:57:22] Yeah, it's used slash what's doxis guy. Let's doxis gas. Oh my god
[00:57:36] Um, what else is in the new I don't know but I got on my phone and that now
[00:57:41] Everybody's on their phones. No, buddy. Tough week in the markets this week. So you see that. Oh, we bake time
[00:57:47] I give a fuck a lot and trust stocks and understand them. Yeah, dude. Oh, here's somebody made her fat
[00:57:54] Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. Oh my god. See what have they done this? They're like awesome. We had to unsexualize
[00:58:14] No, that's a hot do you tell me that's not hot. Did you know it is hot?
[00:58:19] But I'm saying what you know that would never mind who's this? I don't know just more like deviant art drawings nice
[00:58:32] We had tahna hossey coats on why he decided to make lola bunny
[00:58:39] Who he has to eat bugs bunny in one bite? I'm gonna just search lola bunny porn
[00:58:48] Yeah, no just do lola bunny deviant art
[00:58:52] Damn, okay, is there is there a space jam parody porn? Oh, dude. She's fucking michael jordan in this one
[00:59:02] Mm-hmm. Stop staring already you dressed like damn. I wish I had a latina rabbit girlfriend
[00:59:15] Oh, this is awful. This is look this this is like obviously an autistic kid
[00:59:20] That's bad at drawing and it's still not as bad as the one that they yeah. Yeah, that was really this looks like wallowiegee
[00:59:25] Yeah, lola bunny version one by the wolf fury
[00:59:38] Yeah, what can I say? I just thought I would try to make lola bunny for looney tunes cartoons
[00:59:43] Not only did I grow watching the cartoons as a kid lola is also a babe and a half
[00:59:51] Oh, hello, buddy. She's got two carrots in her pussy one of her pussy one of her ass and one of her mouth
[00:59:59] That's awesome. It's a tattoo respect my friend. Uh, she was doing
[01:00:06] Yeah, I know and she had a parent come in once and yell at her and the parent the mom had a tattoo of a
[01:00:15] And she was like that's awesome. Yeah, she was yelling at her
[01:00:21] She's like couldn't stop looking at the yeah
[01:00:25] I'd say Jimmy Carter's like still going around building people's houses. He's almost dead. Yeah, but yeah
[01:00:30] He's he did it for so long. I know he's a tight guy
[01:00:33] Well, it's funny to imagine like somebody living in like a
[01:00:38] Yeah, just sucks. Yeah, so the fucking all the the hour frames coming out
[01:00:45] It's there's a every windows letting a huge draft. I'd enjoy a home
[01:00:56] He built his own guitar last year. There's a cute picture of him holding it with you guitar. Yeah shut up adam dude
[01:01:02] You're never gonna be good at yours. You got boomer interests. What are you talking about? You got boomerassen?
[01:01:07] It's honestly what's wrong with the guitar. It's fucking gay to want to play it and suck at it. Yes, of course
[01:01:14] But it feels nice. It is boomer shit on your own. It just feels nice to play when you're alone
[01:01:22] Boomer show off. I'm not trying to hot dog
[01:01:26] I'm not trying to play. You know, yeah, but I'm not trying to do it. I have basketball style
[01:01:31] Hot-dogging be honest with me. Yeah, there's too much hot dog in
[01:01:34] In your say I say it's hot dog. There's too much hot dog in from this LeBron fella
[01:01:43] Switching teams for we got bad news for corn sold LeBron to the monstones
[01:01:49] I got a contract here verified by notary certified by the state of south calana
[01:01:56] Saying that this fella here is I say is I say property of the monestars
[01:02:04] Can't do that fog horn as it's legal and tuned then that amance show me in the emancipation proclamation
[01:02:13] Where it's specifically enumerated that the lunatic the toontown is covered
[01:02:26] Third-year slavery. Oh who gives a shit so 20 something? I don't know anyway
[01:02:33] What was I just gonna say oh Adam in your heart of hearts? Yeah?
[01:02:40] Continue to play guitar in public. Oh, yeah Madison Square Garden. No, no, no a small
[01:02:46] Next time but you're waiting for the next time we go on and we're we should just let you do like open with guitars. Yeah good
[01:02:53] Food well, we call hard cap the shows in an hour 30 minutes. Yeah, Adam does about 40 minutes of Bob Dylan covers
[01:03:06] I don't even change the lyrics to be back
[01:03:13] Honestly, I would I would love like if we
[01:03:16] Is bowling on the show, but if we went back on the road like book like one of the larger markets
[01:03:20] Yeah, and then like have a sold-out show with like some 300 capacity theater
[01:03:25] To see the three of us and then just like honestly just let you play guitar. I'll take the bullet
[01:03:31] I'll take the bullet and then get off stage and that's it show zone. Yeah, we fucking pack up to venue like no seriously guys
[01:03:40] We should just form the worst band of all time. That'd be great. Yeah, we're just down dude
[01:03:45] Yeah, but you gotta admit that guitar is cool FHE sound system. I'm not trying to skate dude
[01:03:51] I'm just I'm playing guitar. You're basically one of those skate dads. No, I'm not a skate dad
[01:03:56] You are I'm not a skate that you are you're gonna be playing guitar when like your kids friends come by
[01:04:02] You'll be tuning it. You won't be playing. You'll be tuning it hoping somebody one of the cool dad
[01:04:06] I'll be dead. Yeah, I walk off into the sunrise
[01:04:10] Yeah, this I've been fucking Candyland. Of course. I'll be I'll be in taste jam
[01:04:26] It's kind of a beautiful image. I can't wait to eat my lunch that I packed. What'd you do? What'd you bring chicken souvlaki?
[01:04:33] Little rice and the cabbage peppers, you know a little salad type thing
[01:04:38] Yeah, I cooked up a bunch of chicken in the instant pot, but I didn't use the
[01:04:44] What's it called the travat the thing that comes with it? I don't know
[01:04:47] I didn't use that and burned all over the bottom, but that sucks might add a little flavor
[01:04:54] Because I mean it was like six pounds of chicken. Yeah, you felt a little crispy you disperse that throughout the
[01:05:00] I'm not being how I'm I being for a little pleasant surprise this week. Yep. It's gonna be a or it'll be disgusted
[01:05:14] You know I I actually destroyed the be like
[01:05:19] Thinking but who knows we're serving it anyways coming up on kitchen who gives a shit who cares?
[01:05:25] Yeah, I can't wait till it's kitchen. I can't wait till my coming up on it's the only restaurant left in town after covet
[01:05:33] Damn, I'm gonna be free is absolutely disgusting shut up
[01:05:39] I guess I'll just go back to England then once I get back. I'm going to big steakhouse dude
[01:05:52] Shut up. It's just volume. Would you just stop? All right. Just do your friend stuff together
[01:05:59] You're coming. This isn't even of course. I'm gonna come. This isn't even friends. I just don't want I just don't this is overlapping problems
[01:06:07] You know, I like my special places, you know and they're almost you've you're you're one for like 18 of places
[01:06:14] You've taken us we do friend stuff. We do friend stuff
[01:06:17] It's not like we went to go see Neil Simon because I'm like I'm gonna hurt myself tonight Paul Paul Simon
[01:06:23] We went to see Neil Simon the playwright. Yes. Yeah
[01:06:28] All right, didn't you go see Paul Simon? We did go. Yeah, it was nice. I misspoke
[01:06:35] It was very funny Nick and I were like very moved by the show and then right as it ended
[01:06:41] This guy's like had this long career. He's written all these songs everyone knows and then like right after the show is ending
[01:06:50] Yeah, that's honestly all I remember from that night is is that grown boy holding hands with his mom
[01:06:56] And they just snap Nick and I out of the out of like the
[01:07:00] This sweet trance that we were in we're like look at that fucking loose
[01:07:03] Oh fuck all right time for lunch. All right. Bye everyone. Bye. See you in a calm town