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Bonus 231 - a tale as old as time

Cum Town | Premium | 03/28/2021

[00:00:00] welcome to the socialist podcast
[00:00:04] and socialist podcast that's right cool guys who have definitely always
[00:00:10] red car remarks oh yeah not get into it because of another podcast
[00:00:16] made a lot of money and then we saw that
[00:00:19] and we're like yep definitely not a couple of guys at panic because they were
[00:00:24] thirty two and you couldn't get by on liking breaking bad as a cultural
[00:00:28] sign of my
[00:00:30] he did something where you realize you were just as bad as the epic bacon
[00:00:34] faggots
[00:00:35] you were marginally distant from ten years ago
[00:00:39] what do you got on your rice
[00:00:41] well uh...
[00:00:42] chilula green
[00:00:44] oh i thought it was kind of asian thought it was for a cocky now we don't
[00:00:48] keep food in kakay
[00:00:49] we don't keep asian shit in this household
[00:00:52] we are eating at it we are not chopsticks
[00:00:54] i don't do that stopping asian hate i'm no longer
[00:00:58] eating their food
[00:00:59] yeah these are these are crack of sticks
[00:01:02] was that yeah
[00:01:03] the shot of those are white chocolate devil steps from burning man
[00:01:07] all the things that i do
[00:01:09] i'm spending these in shit
[00:01:11] yeah i was also a chopsticks
[00:01:12] and you get busy from a bitch wearing a top hat yes
[00:01:16] no sex with the woman that looks like a magician
[00:01:21] just like mister did you have to be awesome to eat it on still to see
[00:01:26] you want to see standing up one big magnifying monocles so she can see my
[00:01:30] dick
[00:01:34] what do you fucking with the
[00:01:36] my headphones
[00:01:37] don't ever
[00:01:38] don't touch the board you can fuck everything up the system
[00:01:41] skies if there's a technical difficulties because adam fuck
[00:01:44] just have a word my headphones that's it now i feel like i'm too low
[00:01:48] don't ever touch the controls
[00:01:50] i didn't you to i didn't mess with your you do you did have to be turned out
[00:01:54] because you were clipping
[00:01:55] fuck you did don't know it gets you understand it gets boosted on the
[00:01:59] rear end otherwise when you laugh about the boost up your rear end it sounds
[00:02:03] with this fucking little prick i would love that i would look like a funny
[00:02:07] car
[00:02:07] getting fucked in my ass
[00:02:10] i think i had to drag
[00:02:12] the drag strip
[00:02:15] it'll be awesome if if you dick made that sound every time you pumped is where
[00:02:18] they call it drag strip makes you think about a bunch of
[00:02:20] the guys in dressers showing off their cocks yeah
[00:02:23] well they had their cocks pretty hot
[00:02:26] you get it both
[00:02:27] the thing is though they tuck their cocks how about that one more how about
[00:02:30] does that the classic uh... wordplay
[00:02:33] yeah that's my problem as drag queens is you don't see enough cock i need more
[00:02:37] cock i need to see more cock i want to see a
[00:02:40] gal dress like jackie kennedy with her cock out i want to see a cock print in
[00:02:44] that beautiful silk
[00:02:46] slip that you're exactly otherwise i'm just gonna look at a regular old lady
[00:02:49] what do we have might as well look at a woman
[00:02:51] yeah disgusting disgusting i got a woman you can look at right here pal
[00:02:56] what is it here is actually i'm gonna get like a
[00:02:59] strip i want to get like a 1940s uh
[00:03:02] like uh kind of like the kind of bitch you painted on the side of a plane
[00:03:05] oh how like a sailor jerry's type of issue yeah how about whole dick tattoo
[00:03:09] that one
[00:03:11] that's awesome yeah because then a man could suck your dick and still
[00:03:14] maintain that he's straight yeah because he's going down on your tattoo and
[00:03:17] also you can get mad at people for misgendering your penis
[00:03:22] rail railer jerry's railer jerry's i love trains he's a fucking retard
[00:03:28] i love tattoos and trains i love the i love the rams
[00:03:34] do you guys ever have a sailor jerry's face where you're like yeah i'm into
[00:03:37] actually good booze now never oh is sailor jerry's good no but when
[00:03:41] you're like 17 you're like i did that with stellar arts war i thought that
[00:03:45] was fancy i can't wait to drink it i thought that this is what european
[00:03:49] girls i love stellar and i love heineken yeah what's up y'all it's me
[00:03:55] black macaductless oh shit black black black macaductless
[00:04:00] it's a huge trade yeah i'm not gay i'm gay i'm gay
[00:04:05] i'm gay macaductless but i'm also black nice i'm black ass i'm gay as macaductless
[00:04:11] oh hell yeah what have you been up to black macaductless second dick
[00:04:15] that's awesome and throwing throwing bones
[00:04:20] playing domnose in the second cock so you're kind of like a making love like a
[00:04:24] 70 year old game black michael i guess your michael dougless is making love
[00:04:29] to man's penis with my big ass lips okay it's pretty well all right
[00:04:38] yes my goodness you do have a beautiful voluptuous pair
[00:04:44] mm-hmm yeah i to go back real quick i because i thought you were cutting out
[00:04:50] but it turns out it was my headphones stellar swabs no i'm good i think
[00:04:55] just when you yeah like uh 19 about stellar r word yes yep i think i'd be
[00:05:00] a piece i was like a fifth of hell stay stay retarded my friends
[00:05:05] imm Narrative
[00:05:08] the truth has got called the uh also
[00:05:21] I would love those commercials.
[00:05:28] Yeah.
[00:05:29] The most retarded man in the world.
[00:05:32] Just struggling with Legos.
[00:05:35] Just at a 7-Eleven sitting down Indian style in front of the candy bars eating them all
[00:05:42] and without anyone seeing him.
[00:05:44] Every Happy Meal toy.
[00:05:45] Yeah.
[00:05:46] It's going through all of them.
[00:05:50] I would tie it in my face.
[00:05:55] Fuck.
[00:05:56] When I lived in Austin, the beer store next to our apartment complex, they had like a Coca-Cola
[00:06:00] hat.
[00:06:01] And it said in English, more for your buck.
[00:06:05] And you know, it's Texas, that's half the sweet place.
[00:06:09] Half the people are like half spent, like Mexican.
[00:06:12] Right.
[00:06:13] Only like 5% of the people in Texas are actually Mexican.
[00:06:16] I don't know.
[00:06:17] The rest of them are just like half Mexican.
[00:06:19] That's not as much Mexican.
[00:06:21] Well, they don't speak Spanish.
[00:06:22] I see.
[00:06:23] They're fucking rednacks basically.
[00:06:25] Right, right, right.
[00:06:26] The same thing.
[00:06:27] Right, right, right.
[00:06:28] It's just like a marginally, a slightly pointy or hat.
[00:06:31] And then it's all just the same text.
[00:06:33] Are they bumping ranchero?
[00:06:35] They like that.
[00:06:37] Like all that fucking like Tejano music is all like German inspired.
[00:06:40] Right.
[00:06:41] Yeah.
[00:06:42] Walt's kind of shit.
[00:06:43] But anyways.
[00:06:44] They must fuck with Selena though.
[00:06:45] They said more, more, more for your buck in English.
[00:06:49] And then in Spanish, they said, moths, mmm, for your buck.
[00:06:52] They just gave up after it.
[00:06:58] But I mmm, doesn't translate.
[00:07:00] Yeah.
[00:07:01] So the rest of the sentence, which definitely does.
[00:07:03] Yeah.
[00:07:04] We're not going to.
[00:07:05] Yeah.
[00:07:06] Damn.
[00:07:07] Now I'm thinking about Selena.
[00:07:08] Yeah.
[00:07:09] It's fucked up that lady got her like that.
[00:07:11] Selena had this.
[00:07:12] Adam, you want some rice?
[00:07:13] I'm good, dude.
[00:07:15] I had a breakfast taco before.
[00:07:16] Would you have?
[00:07:17] You're a recklessly eyeball in my rice.
[00:07:18] I wasn't.
[00:07:19] You've been looking at it for the whole time.
[00:07:21] In the way Alan Michael Thomas or whatever that shooter's name was.
[00:07:25] Who?
[00:07:26] Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
[00:07:27] Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
[00:07:28] Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
[00:07:29] The guy that shot up all the massage parlors.
[00:07:32] Yeah.
[00:07:33] Which I guess I didn't even know this.
[00:07:35] But did you know Shane Gilles planned that shooting?
[00:07:38] He did.
[00:07:39] He was on 8chan.
[00:07:40] I saw that.
[00:07:41] I saw that on Twitter.
[00:07:42] And it was, I mean, it's just groundbreaking journalism to figure out that years ago.
[00:07:47] To link a show.
[00:07:49] Shane was like, all right.
[00:07:50] Here's what we're going to do.
[00:07:53] We're going to do a racist bit.
[00:07:55] I'm going to get fired from SNL on purpose.
[00:07:58] Yeah.
[00:07:59] So they, years later, we could kill Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
[00:08:03] We'll kill.
[00:08:04] A Chinese lady in Atlanta.
[00:08:06] Sorry.
[00:08:07] Seven Chinese and one who gives a shit.
[00:08:09] I think it was the final count.
[00:08:11] I don't know.
[00:08:12] Some guy that was there.
[00:08:13] Damn.
[00:08:14] Guy getting jacked?
[00:08:15] Yeah.
[00:08:16] Oh, wow.
[00:08:17] I did see, I did see like right wing accounts or whatever being like.
[00:08:21] They were all sad for that guy.
[00:08:23] Well, no, they're like, you know, not even right wing accounts.
[00:08:25] You should be able to get jacked off by a Chinese lady.
[00:08:28] People just, people just being like, why the fuck?
[00:08:30] Cause there'd be like, we're like more than these victims and leaving out the name of the
[00:08:33] one person that wasn't Asian.
[00:08:35] Right.
[00:08:36] That's right.
[00:08:37] Which they did do with the LA writers.
[00:08:38] I think it was mostly guys that LA Roger killed, but they were like, these are the women that,
[00:08:44] you know, or whatever.
[00:08:46] But doing it with this one, it's like this guy was getting jacked off.
[00:08:49] Like to leave his name off.
[00:08:51] Yeah.
[00:08:52] You're doing embarrassing when it happened.
[00:08:55] It goes both ways.
[00:08:57] Both channels of this are happening.
[00:08:59] No, it's true.
[00:09:00] Those ladies, as far as anyone who deserves to die, they deserve to die, to die probably
[00:09:07] the least.
[00:09:08] The ones jacking people off.
[00:09:09] The ladies who jacked people off.
[00:09:10] 100%.
[00:09:11] Yeah.
[00:09:12] They're doing a vital service.
[00:09:13] Yeah.
[00:09:15] But the guy's getting jacked off.
[00:09:16] The guy's getting jacked off this.
[00:09:18] There's like other shit.
[00:09:19] Like I don't know.
[00:09:20] I'm like, I'm aware of anti black, right?
[00:09:24] I mean, everyone is.
[00:09:25] You have to be like fucking like living under a rock.
[00:09:28] I mean, I got like, you're aware of it, but with the stop Asian hate thing, it's like,
[00:09:33] I don't know anyone that's actually ever really hated Asian people.
[00:09:37] I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
[00:09:39] I'm saying to me personally, this is like the first time where it's like, what the fuck
[00:09:44] are you like?
[00:09:45] Right.
[00:09:46] Right.
[00:09:47] I bet if you were, I mean, we, I think you've probably lived in places where it's a hot,
[00:09:50] it's mostly like black people in a Chinese person's house with the Chinese family.
[00:09:56] I did it.
[00:09:57] Like there was, I mean, well, I guess it's like not like the neighbors would be coming
[00:10:01] up from be like, fuck you.
[00:10:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:10:03] Fuck you.
[00:10:04] That, that'd be cool though.
[00:10:06] If Clint Eastwood would come up.
[00:10:08] Yeah.
[00:10:09] Yeah.
[00:10:10] Once a day and give him the speech, but yeah, no, I mean, I guess it, I don't know.
[00:10:14] I have no idea.
[00:10:15] I mean, yeah, it is out there with the fuck.
[00:10:16] Yeah.
[00:10:17] I wouldn't say like, Tefsle fucking guy just wet it up a whole bunch of Asian ladies
[00:10:24] over.
[00:10:25] Damn, he really, he really fucked it up for us.
[00:10:28] For what?
[00:10:29] For who?
[00:10:30] Because you could make prior to that happening.
[00:10:32] You could make the argument that it wasn't real.
[00:10:34] Yeah.
[00:10:35] I guess that's what I'm saying.
[00:10:37] I'm just going to defer to the Chinese.
[00:10:39] This fucking guy ruined the page.
[00:10:41] And the Asian.
[00:10:42] Yeah.
[00:10:43] Now we can't do the royal with Mervyn.
[00:10:45] I mean, what would it cause?
[00:10:46] Let me ask you this.
[00:10:47] What would it take?
[00:10:48] How many fucking Italians would you have to gun down before?
[00:10:51] I don't think a one million.
[00:10:54] You would have to kill most of Italy.
[00:10:56] Yeah.
[00:10:57] For me to give a fuck about anti-type.
[00:11:00] That is not even close to the same thing.
[00:11:03] No one actually, like the whole point of it.
[00:11:05] Well, I'm asking.
[00:11:06] That's what I mean.
[00:11:07] It's like how many do you think it would take?
[00:11:09] Like if there was a guy that went around to every like, you know, wherever they congregate
[00:11:17] now, it used to be, they used to have their own barber shops and then that got taken.
[00:11:24] They got reverse gentrified is what you're saying?
[00:11:27] Yeah.
[00:11:28] If somebody was just going into like pizza restaurants and fucking just wasting.
[00:11:33] Just Italians.
[00:11:34] Just Italian.
[00:11:35] Here's what it would take.
[00:11:36] They would have to specifically make sure everyone dead was Italian.
[00:11:39] Yeah.
[00:11:40] That would need to, they would need to, like the way you can only be made if you're Italian.
[00:11:44] Like both your family goes back to the old country.
[00:11:47] They would have to kill people only available to be made and it would take, I don't know,
[00:11:54] a hundred thousand.
[00:11:55] Do you want to have to be a guy that somehow manages to kill a hundred thousand Italian
[00:11:59] Americans for me to be like, okay, maybe there's anti-Italian discrimination.
[00:12:04] And but like I said, both no Henry Hills, no Racines, you got to be ready to go to the,
[00:12:10] you got to be, you got to pass the full run of the town.
[00:12:14] Yeah, Racine is not full of wap.
[00:12:16] No, we should, let's talk on that.
[00:12:18] Like he has like speak on that.
[00:12:20] I don't think that's any of your business there publicly.
[00:12:22] What do you mean?
[00:12:23] It seems rude to be the, to do to our friend, my proceed.
[00:12:26] He's still my friend.
[00:12:28] He's, that's your fucking with his livelihood.
[00:12:30] He's have, dude.
[00:12:32] If the Italians find out at him, listen, he's have, would have rat thing to do.
[00:12:37] He's have Jewish and we have to speak on it.
[00:12:40] That would be obvious.
[00:12:41] That is an awful thing to say.
[00:12:45] Come on Adam.
[00:12:47] Some things are out of line.
[00:12:48] If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say any.
[00:12:50] Don't accuse him of that.
[00:12:52] Sorry, Mike.
[00:12:53] I'm sorry if we're talking about how you're half Jewish on the show.
[00:12:55] I think it's, you know, I can't even, it's, don't worry guys.
[00:12:59] He's half, I'm half joking.
[00:13:03] I dated a girl who was salutatorian of her high school and she hated.
[00:13:07] You're kind of, you're kind of all hated Chinese people.
[00:13:09] He's gone.
[00:13:10] Always.
[00:13:11] That, you know, he does this.
[00:13:12] What do you mean?
[00:13:13] What do you know?
[00:13:14] There's no fun.
[00:13:15] Yeah, I got that.
[00:13:16] Yeah, that's clever.
[00:13:17] No, she, she hated Chinese people because it's the number one girl, the valedictorian.
[00:13:22] Was Chinese.
[00:13:23] That's fucked up.
[00:13:24] So that was my first brush with Asian hate.
[00:13:26] I mean, yeah, it's definitely, I will say this, people will, the way we just fuck with
[00:13:33] Italians because there's no consequences and they can suck our dicks.
[00:13:36] Yeah.
[00:13:37] Plenty of people do that with the, with Asian people.
[00:13:41] I mean, because you feel like I've done that my entire life.
[00:13:44] Yeah.
[00:13:45] It's because it's like Asians are always a lateral move.
[00:13:48] Yeah.
[00:13:49] But I guess when people are getting fucked up.
[00:13:52] I think isn't enough for me to be like, these are different people.
[00:13:56] You know what I mean?
[00:13:57] That's a, that's a funny thing.
[00:13:58] You should mention that because I feel like every couple years.
[00:14:02] There's Irish people with like fucking with Epic, whatever they're called.
[00:14:06] Nah, not like, nah, nah.
[00:14:08] Yeah, there are.
[00:14:09] Nah.
[00:14:10] Yes.
[00:14:11] You're trying to say that you're Asian?
[00:14:12] No, I'm not.
[00:14:13] Nick's saying he's mungaloid.
[00:14:14] I got, I got, I got a fucking mungaloid.
[00:14:15] Nick is saying, Nick is saying that he's descended from fucking gang.
[00:14:18] I've got flappy, disgusting things.
[00:14:22] What if this really comes down to his Nick has his whole life wished he was a Chinese?
[00:14:27] Kind of in the way.
[00:14:28] Korean, Korean's the kind of in the way that I've wished I was black.
[00:14:31] Now, now, Koreans at the top.
[00:14:34] You would say so?
[00:14:35] Yeah.
[00:14:36] Over Japanese and Chinese.
[00:14:37] Yeah.
[00:14:38] I've, I was, I love Korean.
[00:14:39] I mean, I'm talking to a Chinese person that was like, I wish I was Korean.
[00:14:42] Wow.
[00:14:43] And she was like, yeah, I just tell people I'm Korean.
[00:14:46] It's like that is such a six.
[00:14:48] A six or a move.
[00:14:49] Imagine if you could just like, if you could be a black passing white.
[00:14:53] Yep.
[00:14:54] You should be like, yeah, I'm black.
[00:14:55] And they were like, I guess that must happen.
[00:14:57] Yeah.
[00:14:58] Sean King, I guess Michael McDonald's.
[00:15:00] Michael McDonald in his voice.
[00:15:02] He goes into blind black schools and says that he's black.
[00:15:05] Oh my gosh.
[00:15:07] Bubba Sparks.
[00:15:08] Yeah.
[00:15:09] Bubba Sparks definitely passes.
[00:15:11] He's passing.
[00:15:12] Michael McDonald doesn't have a black speaking voice.
[00:15:15] Only singing.
[00:15:17] This singing voice is as, is as, is as black as they come.
[00:15:23] Damn dude.
[00:15:26] I want some KBBQ.
[00:15:28] You know what?
[00:15:29] I feel like Steve Winwood has more of a black singing voice than Michael McDonald.
[00:15:33] Oh, that's a hot take.
[00:15:35] Michael McDonald's just kind of got like a unique.
[00:15:38] Maybe we could do a side by side comparison on the show.
[00:15:41] Who's Steve Winwood?
[00:15:42] What's his song?
[00:15:43] We'll just play it for you.
[00:15:44] We'll do it.
[00:15:45] There we go.
[00:15:46] Eat a good five to eight minute job.
[00:15:49] I don't know.
[00:15:50] I'm feeling hot today.
[00:15:53] I'm feeling good too.
[00:15:55] I got, I'm like so tooled up on this shooting and I got such hot takes like what's the
[00:16:00] guy's name?
[00:16:01] Man, well, how many more Chinese?
[00:16:04] It's like my dude.
[00:16:06] Yeah, that is nice.
[00:16:08] It's going to be the summer of zero news for me.
[00:16:14] Awesome.
[00:16:15] What's the life I've been living honestly?
[00:16:17] Yeah, that's great.
[00:16:18] Feels awesome.
[00:16:19] In April, I'm even going even harder with not knowing anything that's going on.
[00:16:24] April's my last month in the no-jo before stand up starts.
[00:16:30] I'm loving these vibes.
[00:16:31] Dude, this song is amazing.
[00:16:33] I masturbate to this.
[00:16:35] No, Michael has a blacker voice.
[00:16:37] Shut up.
[00:16:38] This song is amazing.
[00:16:39] Shut up and let me listen to the song.
[00:16:42] You've heard the song.
[00:16:43] No, I haven't.
[00:16:44] See, I don't know what the guy looks like.
[00:16:53] Play the hook.
[00:16:56] Stop noticing.
[00:16:57] Oh, yeah.
[00:16:58] Wait, is this higher love?
[00:17:01] Yeah.
[00:17:02] Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy the song.
[00:17:18] Sorry.
[00:17:20] This is a fucking banger, dude.
[00:17:24] It's such a good song.
[00:17:27] I thought this was George.
[00:17:28] What's this face?
[00:17:29] We'll get a little Michael McDonald.
[00:17:31] I love it.
[00:17:33] We'll do it.
[00:17:34] Honestly, I thought the last song was Phil Collins.
[00:17:37] Yeah.
[00:17:38] Yeah.
[00:17:39] That's common.
[00:17:40] We'll have to mute Adam.
[00:17:41] So, listen.
[00:17:42] Oh, man.
[00:17:43] This is a banger, too.
[00:17:44] Yeah.
[00:17:45] Oh, man.
[00:18:01] This is a banger, too.
[00:18:04] Yeah.
[00:18:05] Yeah.
[00:18:06] Yeah.
[00:18:07] Yeah.
[00:18:08] Yeah.
[00:18:09] Yeah.
[00:18:10] Yeah.
[00:18:11] Yeah.
[00:18:12] Yeah.
[00:18:13] I don't know.
[00:18:14] Michael's voice is blacker.
[00:18:15] It is.
[00:18:16] I mean, Rick Astley.
[00:18:17] No, no, no, he's got Bobby something.
[00:18:26] He's got some.
[00:18:27] He's got a little bit.
[00:18:28] Is there a Bobby?
[00:18:30] Bobby Schroeder.
[00:18:31] No, he is black free.
[00:18:33] Think in his home, by the way.
[00:18:35] I'm so glad they've I'm I for what I'm so glad they've read him.
[00:18:39] I am too.
[00:18:40] Don't see that with irony in your voice.
[00:18:42] No, I think it's cool.
[00:18:44] He should have been free this whole time.
[00:18:45] He got fucked over.
[00:18:47] We should do a controversy that a bunch of people like, he likes it.
[00:18:51] He's used this to being a fascist show again, and then just do nothing but episodes where
[00:18:54] we listen to Pibo Bryson.
[00:18:56] I'm like, this is a good song.
[00:19:01] I'm like, just DSA retards listening to this.
[00:19:08] He's something precious, so I can get mad on Twitter.
[00:19:12] Nick and I were listening to Tony Braxton the other day.
[00:19:14] Dude, the fucking Tony Braxton had an album that came out two years ago.
[00:19:18] She had a 2018 album that has one song that's incredible.
[00:19:21] Absolutely.
[00:19:22] Yeah, that we do.
[00:19:23] I used to want to fuck Tony Braxton so bad.
[00:19:26] She sings a lot like Michael Jackson.
[00:19:28] Well, she had that dick suck in haircut before anybody else did.
[00:19:31] She did.
[00:19:32] She absolutely did.
[00:19:33] Leatherball cap and the fucking Caesar cut like the kind of shaggy Caesar cut.
[00:19:37] I don't remember that.
[00:19:39] The 90s business woman did check that out.
[00:19:40] I jacked off to long hair Tony Braxton.
[00:19:44] Yeah.
[00:19:46] She was recently engaged to Baby, the CEO of Cash Money Records.
[00:19:52] That's right.
[00:19:54] This song is incredible.
[00:19:56] That's fucked up.
[00:19:57] The baby got the fuck out of the car.
[00:19:58] Listen to this song literally seven times over.
[00:20:00] I'll watch that in a minute.
[00:20:03] Okay.
[00:20:08] These are good vibes.
[00:20:14] Okay.
[00:20:19] Everybody's talking about you and her.
[00:20:32] So fire.
[00:20:33] This is a good one.
[00:20:38] Everybody's talking about all the wonderful things you do.
[00:20:43] Is she still with baby?
[00:20:45] I think they called off.
[00:20:46] Thank you.
[00:20:47] Are you quite a specimen?
[00:20:51] I'll be right back to you.
[00:20:56] And that come on.
[00:21:05] Yeah, dude.
[00:21:12] Oh, shit.
[00:21:18] Dude.
[00:21:22] Damn, that's really good stuff.
[00:21:32] Yeah, so good.
[00:21:33] So you guys should check out that song.
[00:21:35] Check out the television.
[00:21:36] Tell them, tell them, tell them, tell them Tony that you...
[00:21:38] Tell Tony Braxton that you can get her here, cut back the...
[00:21:42] Get that old classic number, Dick Suck in America.
[00:21:46] Tell them, tell them, what's up, a conversation about Asian hate?
[00:21:50] The number is five, one, six, three, they're just...
[00:21:58] Give some guys, some random guys number.
[00:22:01] I'll tell you the last stop, just some Long Island guy.
[00:22:04] This isn't Tony Braxton's house.
[00:22:06] You can't suck a dick, and I don't have any fucking leather baseball caps.
[00:22:11] No, I don't know who to fuck.
[00:22:13] I don't know Tony Comtown.
[00:22:15] I don't know Tony Com.
[00:22:18] Just dial any Long Island number and demand the Suck Tony Braxton.
[00:22:21] It's Suck Tony Braxton's.
[00:22:22] Tell them to come on this show.
[00:22:23] Tell them Comtown's shit.
[00:22:24] Tell them Comtown's shit.
[00:22:30] Yeah, done.
[00:22:32] It's a really good song.
[00:22:34] It is, man.
[00:22:36] The hook is fucking nice stuff.
[00:22:39] Oh, shit dude.
[00:22:42] Come on.
[00:22:43] Now you want to talk about absolute banners.
[00:22:46] Absolute top flight bangers.
[00:22:49] Damn.
[00:22:51] I want to fucking be wearing a silk shirt.
[00:22:53] Yeah.
[00:22:54] I want to have my heart broken.
[00:22:56] It's raining, I'm screaming this.
[00:22:58] It's screaming this.
[00:23:00] Tony Bogging in a silk shirt, and my pan back, and the hair's blowing as a hurricane.
[00:23:04] And he's just violently shitting himself.
[00:23:07] No, I'm not shitting.
[00:23:08] His pants are so sad about my girl.
[00:23:11] My turn to the camera, he's got chocolate all over his mouth.
[00:23:15] You do be doing that stuff.
[00:23:18] I don't shit myself in the breeze.
[00:23:20] Chocolate all over his face.
[00:23:21] I did not shit myself in a hurricane.
[00:23:23] You do be doing that.
[00:23:24] With chocolate all over my face.
[00:23:25] You do.
[00:23:27] God damn, this is such a good fucking song.
[00:23:30] Tell me your rules.
[00:23:32] Maryland bitch dude.
[00:23:34] You forget that everyone was from Maryland back in the day.
[00:23:38] That's true.
[00:23:39] Maryland.
[00:23:40] That's right.
[00:23:43] Norma Jean.
[00:23:45] That's why she named herself Marilyn.
[00:23:47] She's from there.
[00:23:49] Oh, geez.
[00:23:50] I'm crying so many nights.
[00:23:54] God damn dude.
[00:23:59] This shit is so fucking sensual.
[00:24:02] That song is so good dude.
[00:24:06] I never quite, that wasn't one of those when I was in middle school and I was like, damn,
[00:24:12] I can't get pussy.
[00:24:13] I'm singing like I said, I'm going to listen to a sing song.
[00:24:16] Listen to Tony Bragg.
[00:24:17] What was that song about your girl getting cut?
[00:24:23] The getting cut song.
[00:24:25] Oh yeah, yeah, the bad boy song.
[00:24:28] What was it?
[00:24:29] Oh fuck, that was such a good one.
[00:24:32] Oh shit.
[00:24:33] God damn, the best one though for me was crimey river.
[00:24:36] If you're telling me, keep it on the low.
[00:24:40] Yeah, yeah, the cut came.
[00:24:42] You're taking it.
[00:24:44] Just tell me.
[00:24:45] I don't want to know.
[00:24:46] If my dick is small.
[00:24:49] You don't have to say it's big.
[00:24:52] Just move on.
[00:24:54] Don't tell me.
[00:24:56] Just Tim's in the bathtub crying.
[00:25:00] You don't need to.
[00:25:01] Tim's in the bathtub.
[00:25:03] Let's go ahead and edit that out.
[00:25:05] No, you're not getting one in.
[00:25:07] I apologize.
[00:25:08] You're not getting one in.
[00:25:09] I apologize for getting one in.
[00:25:11] I apologize for getting one in.
[00:25:13] None of them will be in for you.
[00:25:15] So let me get one in.
[00:25:17] Oh, for air.
[00:25:18] Tim's in the bathtub.
[00:25:20] I'm just kidding.
[00:25:22] I'm just kidding.
[00:25:23] Adam's been crushing this whole time.
[00:25:25] This whole time, for years, he's the funniest guy on the planet.
[00:25:28] Maybe that's what's been happening.
[00:25:29] All of every funny thing he said.
[00:25:31] We actually record for three hours for every episode.
[00:25:34] We have to shut down all of Adam also.
[00:25:36] I can't wait for someone to google Tim's in the bathtub and be like,
[00:25:38] actually, that was a hurt.
[00:25:40] Oh, you mean you realize you stole the joke?
[00:25:43] No, I can't wait until somebody.
[00:25:45] Yeah.
[00:25:46] No, no, no.
[00:25:47] Point to hand.
[00:25:48] Go ahead.
[00:25:49] Go ahead and google that.
[00:25:51] It's like a McDonald's commercial three months ago.
[00:25:54] Tim's in the bathtub.
[00:25:55] Yeah, dude.
[00:25:56] That one was a fucking great one.
[00:25:59] But yeah, crime in the river, I remember one time when I, like,
[00:26:03] not even trying to get this girl, like, I was just like a coward
[00:26:07] that wouldn't, like, make a move in, like, ninth grade.
[00:26:11] Yeah.
[00:26:12] And then she just, like, got a boyfriend and I would just listen to
[00:26:15] crime in the river and be like, when I get revenge.
[00:26:18] And then the man's at home stops describing the green M&M.
[00:26:20] I'm not just going to say the green M&M all though, damn.
[00:26:23] That is my fucking dream girl, honestly.
[00:26:26] I would love to fucking ninth grade.
[00:26:28] I just couldn't make a move.
[00:26:30] Yeah.
[00:26:31] This girl, I thought we really hit it off, but I just could never approach her.
[00:26:34] I would just have a lot.
[00:26:35] Partially because she was a fictional.
[00:26:36] She was in the TV and on print ads solely, but...
[00:26:39] She was, yeah.
[00:26:40] I got arrested for having sex with a bus stop at...
[00:26:43] I'm a green M&M.
[00:26:46] And that was kind.
[00:26:47] That's where that was.
[00:26:48] I smeared Nutella on the bus ads pussy and slick it off.
[00:26:51] I got arrested for that.
[00:26:53] It's just...
[00:26:55] It's so fangar.
[00:26:56] They're an easel bus.
[00:26:57] It's looking fucking Nutella off of green M&M's pussy.
[00:27:06] It was some general area where the green M&M's pussy would be.
[00:27:11] Mommy, what's wrong with that, man?
[00:27:14] You leave him be.
[00:27:15] He's in love.
[00:27:17] He's in love.
[00:27:18] You don't understand none of that.
[00:27:21] He's in love.
[00:27:22] You got to wait till you hold him.
[00:27:25] Oh, fuck, dude.
[00:27:29] I love you.
[00:27:32] I wish that sounds awesome.
[00:27:34] It would be awesome to fuck the green M&M because she's hot and then she's hot.
[00:27:37] What long as I live place.
[00:27:39] I wonder if you'd be walking around all naked like that.
[00:27:42] Here's my question.
[00:27:45] Would be awesome if the green M&M had magical powers to turn her pussy from flesh to chocolate.
[00:27:51] When you feel like fucking, you can fuck a flesh pussy.
[00:27:55] When you feel like eating it, it's chocolate.
[00:27:58] Classic.
[00:27:59] Wouldn't that be awesome?
[00:28:00] Classic moral...
[00:28:01] There's no quas
[00:28:08] I'm trying to put this in the fucking lump this in with all this stuff.
[00:28:12] It's not on the list.
[00:28:14] It's not on the list.
[00:28:15] It's not a hypothetical.
[00:28:16] I'm just saying, wouldn't it be awesome?
[00:28:18] Yeah.
[00:28:19] And it would be.
[00:28:20] Do you eat a chocolate pussy?
[00:28:21] I think it would be cool.
[00:28:22] And somebody is getting it and she's busting off of that?
[00:28:25] For Easter, dude.
[00:28:26] A chocolate pussy.
[00:28:27] That would be awesome.
[00:28:28] Yeah.
[00:28:29] I'm just saying it would be nice to eat chocolate and also make a woman come at the same time.
[00:28:32] It would be cool if a porn star made a mold of her pussy and chocolate.
[00:28:36] You know what would be cool?
[00:28:38] As a reverse from the Matrix 2 situation where there's a bitch and she masturbates and when
[00:28:44] she does, I taste cake.
[00:28:46] That would be awesome.
[00:28:47] That would be really cool.
[00:28:49] She's masturbating on one side of a restaurant or she's coming.
[00:28:52] Did that happen to the Matrix?
[00:28:54] No, there's a woman that eats cake and then she nuts.
[00:28:56] Yeah, the Marvangian.
[00:28:57] The Marvangian, the Adam character.
[00:28:59] Yeah, that's me.
[00:29:00] I've never seen the Matrix 2.
[00:29:01] I am kind of more of a French spy.
[00:29:03] French style computer program guy.
[00:29:05] Yeah, you don't understand computers.
[00:29:07] I have a French perspective.
[00:29:08] By the way, your shirt is very offensive.
[00:29:11] Oh, yeah.
[00:29:12] You've John Lennon in the crosshairs.
[00:29:13] He was killed.
[00:29:14] Where'd you get that t-shirt?
[00:29:16] Hell?
[00:29:17] Someone sent it to me.
[00:29:18] That's so cool.
[00:29:19] T-shirt out there.
[00:29:20] Remember T-shirt out?
[00:29:21] Yeah.
[00:29:22] That was awesome.
[00:29:23] That's awesome.
[00:29:24] That's awesome.
[00:29:25] That's awesome.
[00:29:26] That's awesome.
[00:29:27] That's awesome.
[00:29:28] That's awesome.
[00:29:29] That's awesome.
[00:29:30] That's awesome.
[00:29:31] That's awesome.
[00:29:32] That's awesome.
[00:29:33] That's awesome.
[00:29:34] I got to get some new shirts going.
[00:29:36] I want to do a Make America Great again shirt.
[00:29:38] Now that Trump's going.
[00:29:39] Mm-hmm.
[00:29:40] Perfect timing.
[00:29:41] Yeah.
[00:29:42] I have a couple of ideas.
[00:29:44] Well, now you can.
[00:29:45] I think you could probably give it a little longer.
[00:29:48] One of my least favorite things about the Trump era.
[00:29:52] You know the t-shirt game?
[00:29:54] Yeah.
[00:29:55] You got your finger on the pulse?
[00:29:57] You have to be.
[00:29:58] I have to elevate.
[00:29:59] So any shirts I do now, they have to be.
[00:30:01] Like the art has to be good to me.
[00:30:04] It can't just be.
[00:30:05] I feel you.
[00:30:06] It's like you're not out there for the book.
[00:30:09] Yes.
[00:30:10] Yeah.
[00:30:11] Yeah.
[00:30:12] Yeah.
[00:30:13] Yeah.
[00:30:14] Yeah.
[00:30:15] Yeah.
[00:30:16] Yeah.
[00:30:17] Yeah.
[00:30:18] Yeah.
[00:30:19] Yeah.
[00:30:20] Yeah.
[00:30:21] Yeah.
[00:30:22] Yeah.
[00:30:23] Yeah.
[00:30:24] Yeah.
[00:30:25] Yeah.
[00:30:26] Yeah.
[00:30:27] Damn.
[00:30:28] I'm trying to fucking just smoke.
[00:30:29] So she smokes things on the fucking Bell Parkway and crews or that.
[00:30:33] So she knows a lot about getting your heart broken.
[00:30:35] It seems like this is kind of a similar.
[00:30:37] That's her.
[00:30:38] That's her.
[00:30:39] That's her.
[00:30:40] Maybe this is her.
[00:30:41] My pussy is trash.
[00:30:42] My pussy smells bad.
[00:30:45] And she know my pussy.
[00:30:47] Yeah.
[00:30:48] Yeah.
[00:30:49] Yeah.
[00:30:50] Yeah.
[00:30:51] The truth on the pussy.
[00:30:53] Because it's a t-shirt.
[00:30:55] Because it's a t-shirt.
[00:31:00] Yeah.
[00:31:01] Yeah.
[00:31:02] Spread the pussy.
[00:31:06] She agrees.
[00:31:07] She's moved.
[00:31:08] She crossed the room in snow pants.
[00:31:12] And somehow he could smell a con and it's really bad.
[00:31:20] And now he's throwing a.
[00:31:24] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:31:29] Her pussy smells so bad he's throwing up.
[00:31:32] God damn.
[00:31:33] I'll keep smelling how bad your pussy smells.
[00:31:38] I'll keep showing me a stinky con.
[00:31:42] A bunch of garbage somebody piers them.
[00:31:46] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[00:31:50] T-shirt.
[00:31:56] She's got a stinky post.
[00:32:00] Ooh.
[00:32:01] Yeah.
[00:32:02] The good, the Steve Windwood.
[00:32:09] Adam's dick is wrong.
[00:32:12] Bring me your big ol egg.
[00:32:18] gay king
[00:32:20] hahaha
[00:32:21] bring me a bigger dick hahaha
[00:32:25] I won't smoke cause more dick I read a bigger one hahaha
[00:32:31] damn you know what I just thought of you guys remember that part of you guys remember
[00:32:35] history of the world the Mel Brooks movie yeah of course that part with the set that sexy
[00:32:41] lady with the big titties is picking out guys with guys dicks yeah wasn't it with the
[00:32:46] eunuchs there was like a unique part aspect to it or something but I think she was picking
[00:32:50] out guys Cox to suck and I remember thinking as a little kid being like damn I wish you
[00:32:55] would pick my dick I thought the bit was that he was acting like a eunuch to hide or something
[00:33:01] and then she was doing a sexy dance and then the one that got a boner was like I got guys
[00:33:06] call remember I remember wanting to fuck that lady back in the world I didn't want to
[00:33:09] fuck that lady in the real court they had punix whose guys were dicks were so puny they
[00:33:14] weren't allowed to fuck it was almost as if they didn't have fun yeah yeah that's good
[00:33:18] and it would make you feel good about your dicks are compared to them well back in the
[00:33:22] day I always wanted to start a rest good move to Thailand sort of restaurant called Ricky's
[00:33:26] tiny Chinese penis and it's like it's like a curry restaurant the waiters they wear
[00:33:31] like white tuxedos from the top up but you only hire guys really small dicks I love that
[00:33:36] as I got out there with sneaky vibe and they come up to the table and they bring you rice
[00:33:40] and you just laugh at us smaller dicks like a reverse hooters yeah kind of reverse
[00:33:45] suitors a bottom there both for men continuing on the same train as hooters yeah it is which
[00:33:52] is the delusional middle aged guy exactly right yes instead of so a lot of people go
[00:33:59] to hooters thinking well I could fuck these girls I want to yeah a lot of these guys like
[00:34:02] well my dick isn't worse than this yeah that was my dream to be a Thailand expat with owner
[00:34:07] Ricky's tiny Chinese Ricky's so with and now is Ricky your stage name or your I guess restaurant
[00:34:13] no in fact the waiters wouldn't even have to be Chinese I just love the way that flows
[00:34:17] Ricky's tiny Chinese penis it does sounds it's such a good there is a poetry to it yes
[00:34:22] that's I'm a very poetic god yeah everything always has a respect for cadence and stands
[00:34:30] oh yeah and a lot of stands and stuff and meso forte meso for skin retardando retard anzo
[00:34:38] yeah and that's the retard anzo fuck that's a fucking yeah man being a fucking being an
[00:34:51] expat though always every expat I've ever met is something fucked up about him oh yeah
[00:34:55] girl psychos weird pedophiles was wearing a beer in Japan and we met all those that was
[00:35:01] strange stuff and that they were like POW space yeah exactly it felt like they were surviving
[00:35:06] so Japan doesn't want them there and they're maybe too autistic to realize that no they
[00:35:12] know they know but Japan is cool dude I'm on my Japanese shit I've been listening to Japanese
[00:35:18] jazz oh yeah you should get into j-pop too no all right I don't want to
[00:35:25] what's Japanese jazz I don't know I just randomly came up on my fucking Spotify we brash and
[00:35:31] I can't read any of the fucking land and in Spotify is in Japanese I can't read shit
[00:35:37] oh okay but I just like keep clicking shit and it's cuz I'm I always need to be listening
[00:35:42] to something but if it's a podcast then you're I don't know man I'm trying to get off my
[00:35:46] phone again I was doing really well then I fucking relapsed yeah on jacking off and uh
[00:35:54] so I like to have instrumental shit on in the background so that it's like half takes your
[00:35:59] attention but you can still think yeah well it's that's what classical music's for well I
[00:36:05] I don't know it's too fucking stuffy for me I need that Japanese jazz you should get into
[00:36:10] uh it's called city pop no it was like when Japanese people got into uh RM
[00:36:17] yeah whatever that's against this I heard it and I heard the way he was saying
[00:36:20] who told you about that Adam um one of the cool one of the coolest guys I know who I don't
[00:36:29] know I have no idea but where did you find out about it it's when it's when they like got into
[00:36:35] black music and the how did you find out about it he's embarrassed to say uh I don't know probably
[00:36:41] he's at the jokes the vice.com vice.com pitchfork.com
[00:36:45] yeah I missed vice dude I was saying the other day his vice was we we made a mistake we didn't
[00:36:51] know what we had here in Brooklyn until we lost it but I just want to go back to the world where
[00:36:55] like the worst thing you could be was a hipster hmm that's true this neighborhood always to be
[00:37:01] just hipster guys that were like fucking dorks basically yeah and now all those guys think they're
[00:37:07] Karl Marx yeah whatever this is his way worse because now you force them to justify their
[00:37:14] existence with books from 200 years right right right what's up with it yeah it's time for the
[00:37:20] no reading gang to rise up yeah and I'm the fucking chief of it no reading I watch the first part
[00:37:26] of Rambo 2 last night but I got sleepy I'm gonna watch part 2 I watched um I've been on I'm trying
[00:37:33] to watch a bunch of 80s action I watched Titanic Commando is an absolute fucking classic so good
[00:37:40] um and she watched stone cold what's that who's in that uh Brian Bosworth oh fuck yeah it's a
[00:37:47] classic the boss Brian Bos and uh fucking Lance Henriksen oh nice Lance Henriksen is like I think
[00:37:54] it's a motorcycle gang but he's like the gang leader that it develops like a home over relationship
[00:38:00] the home over romantic relationship with Bosworth that rules yeah I think he makes him fuck his
[00:38:06] wife at one point hell yeah yeah way in four sites in it that's wrong well that happens in fucking um
[00:38:12] there's something like that going on in uh Keanu Reeves surfing movie point break where he fucks
[00:38:20] Swasey's bitch yeah that's a fool's his former bitch well you know there's just some but they
[00:38:24] were in love the vibes or yeah there's a sexual yeah they were definitely in love with each other
[00:38:29] uh uh uh uh Vuaro for sure there's a sexual Yvuaro yeah yeah yeah you guys just don't understand
[00:38:36] as as men not of the board you don't understand the board yeah yeah it means the surfing yeah you
[00:38:43] don't understand the relationship shut up dude I'm better at surfing you and I've never surfed
[00:38:49] we're both better at surfing than you say nothing if you agree okay you guys all right thanks for
[00:38:55] turning me back on what do you mean turning you back you were not you were really you were silent
[00:39:01] say silent if you agree the well I guess he agrees and we yeah stay silent for three seconds
[00:39:06] one missiby two missiby three missiby well that doesn't and that's a silent for an additional
[00:39:12] three seconds if you contractfully agree to agree with everything that we say in perpetuity
[00:39:18] and he agrees and he agrees and that counts basically a signature by the way before I turn
[00:39:24] your mic back fuck I'm trying to get into boogie boarding say nothing for three seconds if you're
[00:39:34] giving me power of attorney for you for you and your estate the freedom to state what would you
[00:39:45] bequeese what do you have in your state power of attorney dude I have no assets you know what I
[00:39:49] love to have his black power you have no ass cheeks either yeah it's a little flat shovel that's
[00:39:54] sure dude I have no assets you call him Hank Hill but Hank Hill at least says the rest of the body
[00:39:59] also that's true his whole body is Hank Hill ass yeah my dick is Hank Hill ass yeah Hank Hill
[00:40:05] dick you and narrow your ether bitch yeah my dick is small also
[00:40:11] I'll say thanks dick price I have a small dick I have a small dick accessories
[00:40:22] you know Peggy has a huge pussy too yeah he's got some big ass knockers mm-hmm yeah she's
[00:40:30] Peggy is stacked but I'm telling you her pussy pink could probably fuck her pussy sideways and
[00:40:34] it would feel same yeah that's my that's what I think I'm not gonna be fuck her pussy sideways because
[00:40:41] it's so big but I don't know what you mean but yeah isn't one part of your your penis is
[00:40:46] it's it's to you but it's like such a big circle you could just kind of fuck it sideways oh like go
[00:40:52] into the side go in with different angles like it's not fully sideways but it couldn't fuck
[00:40:58] different angles of the detach your penis and then put it in yeah like Tony Braxton song about
[00:41:04] that it's not I'm not talking XY access completely but I don't know I'm sure you fuck girls with
[00:41:11] huge pussies where no okay sure now you've never fucked you up with a bigger pussy than a
[00:41:17] different girl that you fucked no no every pussy's been the same size in your estimation 100 years
[00:41:23] you're both fucking you know you're not in tune with the female body like me is what's going on
[00:41:27] yeah it's true because I've noticed different sizes of pussies for sure yeah every pussy I've
[00:41:32] seen has been I also haven't fucked up for skin so a very tight pussy will pull it back too much
[00:41:37] and it will hurt I know so I'm a little more in tune and for that reason as well yeah but I gotta
[00:41:42] say the only thing I'm in tune with is take it back and looney take it the fuck back this guy's
[00:41:48] living over here and I am not in a loonie to the cat world no no not when it comes to pussies over
[00:41:54] here with fucking fog horn light corn in the Tasmanian devil that's true talking about their
[00:41:59] girlfriends the green M&M and girls so vests the green M&M would have a little pussy
[00:42:06] that's the other thing too is that people forget about it wasn't because peppy lapu got canceled
[00:42:10] but wasn't he always trying to have sex with so vests or yeah he was he was trying to rape
[00:42:15] so vests or yeah that would be awesome if you raped so he was okay it's so they have like
[00:42:20] completely run out of shit I know there's just nothing there's just nothing anymore they're like
[00:42:25] oh we're getting rid of the fucking 7-up dot because it makes the indian women people are like
[00:42:32] not the 7-up dot well no he was trying to fuck that was there I would drink me it was a girl
[00:42:37] my brothers we would chat we got back from the Gulf War we drink 7-up and we'd hang we talk about
[00:42:42] the dot with the sunglasses and now that's gone now that's gone we're getting rid of the annoyed
[00:42:48] oh the annoyed yeah remember the noise salute to the noise yeah that was a good guy yeah a lot of
[00:42:54] you young fags it was to show one that won't know about the annoyed or to avoid him yeah anyway
[00:43:03] some Adam's Adam's Adam zoned out so now he's gonna bring up no no I was trying to remember
[00:43:08] who peppy the look he was trying to fuck a cat it was exactly it was a girl cat it wasn't so
[00:43:13] vester but he would probably fuck so less he was also a cat yeah I bet you peppy we got some
[00:43:19] gay peppy peppy definitely definitely did not care about a hole's a hole a hole is a hole yeah
[00:43:26] yeah he probably prefers women but he probably he probably raped a couple guys he was probably a
[00:43:31] lot he was a sex addict he probably was like look what are they gonna say this is France they're
[00:43:36] not gonna admit to be gay it sounds it's funny it's like the problem with peppy is that he was
[00:43:40] like a rapist and not that like the joke is that french people are rapists that smell bad
[00:43:52] the premise isn't that rape is good yeah yeah that is awesome that's a funny it's stripped from
[00:44:03] the context and all you got is that he's a rapist not the whole point but you know what it speaks to
[00:44:09] like we said it's kind of similar to Italian speaking Gonzalez is too fast too fast it's a
[00:44:15] fucked up thing to tell kids they can I wish somebody said somebody said antisemities am one
[00:44:21] time and I'm so mad that I did not come up that's pretty good it's so funny respect to you guys
[00:44:26] whoever did that
[00:44:31] my day my day cannot get home do somebody say I'm saying he doesn't even have a face what do you
[00:44:38] mean it's just hair it's a must-ass a hat yeah big ass are fucking wild dude
[00:44:46] car tusks crazy car tusks dude they're fucking they really are fucked up you're trippy dude
[00:44:53] have you ever gotten faded and tried watching that but I mean imagine like drawing that in turn
[00:44:57] like you're you get a job at the cartoon factory they're like draw us a man you turn that in and
[00:45:03] they're like close enough close enough you're just fucking like I'll just make the eyebrows you're
[00:45:09] right he doesn't have a face he doesn't let me see it no come on man don't let him see why
[00:45:14] you hide it's so many cartoons you know why you don't get to see because when I went because
[00:45:19] looney I said look watching Looney Tunes is good and you laughed you got me off the autumn off the
[00:45:24] box and now I'm on the ottoman on the other side of the room you are on an ottoman now I'm far away
[00:45:29] from you guys I just want to watch the look at the cartoon energetically I like this a lot better
[00:45:33] all right it's fine you're over there in your little corner in your little box I'm sitting on an
[00:45:37] ottoman now in the corner you are far away from the box for ottoman a fraud man sure
[00:45:53] uh fuck so uh Snyder cut jack off of me are we gonna talk Snyder cut dude you want to talk
[00:45:59] Snyder cut man I I enjoyed watching it honestly it was not good it wasn't good but I enjoyed
[00:46:05] watching Gal Gadot is so bad she's so bad at acting it's so funny saying I mean she was Jason
[00:46:10] Momoa the best part was when the bad guy was like you are mine and then she goes I belong to no one
[00:46:16] no one yeah and there's like a couple really forced girl boss moments where some little girls like
[00:46:22] can I be like you one day she's like you can be anything you want oh hi mark it's like you
[00:46:28] literally can you're a fucking super hero you want if you girl some fucking mythical bitch from a
[00:46:34] different fucking plane yeah you're a god from an island of women wait what did you guys watch
[00:46:39] we watched just asleep it would be kind of tight to live on the warrior woman oh my god dude can
[00:46:45] you imagine I want to be a fellow yeah I want to be drained I want to I want them to use my seed
[00:46:52] how do they get big how do they make new bitches somebody must get some yeah because they have
[00:46:56] babies on that island it is so funny like women's biggest fears I guess being gang raped by an
[00:47:01] island of savages is also the the inverse of that is like heaven yeah you could want nothing more
[00:47:11] it sounds so tight yeah it does sound pretty awesome the battle of the sexes and you know what
[00:47:17] on that island we could do some experiments that could prove to you that some pussies are bigger
[00:47:21] than others yeah yeah I want to do a reality show called being raped island okay where I don't know
[00:47:27] about the title you know that it would draw a bunch of audience but I'm a elevator pitch
[00:47:35] I don't see a PC's being raped I don't think that's gonna fly okay 10 contestants five men and
[00:47:41] five women they go to the island and each day one of them is rape but it's not it's either a group
[00:47:48] of guys or group of girls it does the raping and it's always whoever loses the games okay
[00:47:56] is it are you always getting raped by the different sex or does it switch up depending on the
[00:48:02] job depending on the men could get gang raped by men too there's a there's a there's a way where
[00:48:07] is this a way where we have the comes out and he's dressed as like a tribal leader okay
[00:48:12] and he lights he lights a like a piece of bamboo stick and if this smoke is white or black that
[00:48:18] determines if the sex of the rapist the race of the race oh the race yeah and then there's also
[00:48:23] the sex element I forgot about so then there's dice this tribal diet it's a coconut that they
[00:48:30] they bowl so how many races could the rapists possibly belong to um as many as exist yes wow yeah
[00:48:38] so you have a wide store of rape potential rapists yeah they have a whole stable of rapists
[00:48:46] and they look of all creeds in cave all of the island
[00:48:54] interesting interesting and it's called being raped being raped island
[00:48:59] and the prize is 10 billion dollars so the prize is 500 dollars every way
[00:49:06] if you win six years by the way and you get 500 billion dollars that's what sets the show
[00:49:13] how do you win exactly um but being the last one voted off oh when it gets down to two guys
[00:49:20] or maybe a guy in a girl you know yeah yeah we're just yeah we don't you can't you can't pre-judge
[00:49:25] but definitely not two girls okay I guess it could be two girls okay to get to the end of the
[00:49:30] being raped island games and it's down to he gets the 500 billion dollars and the host of the show
[00:49:37] Ryan C crest I thought he said it was Sicilian uh no that's the that's the tribal that's the actor
[00:49:44] the character actor we get to play the tribal the wordless tribal leader the noble savage yes
[00:49:50] he's got a rape race on that was put together by hair and makeup yeah yeah yeah who burns the things
[00:49:57] part of some ancient tribal ritual that was made up by upn producers yeah yeah yeah so we're bringing
[00:50:04] back upn this is going to be the flagship of upn yeah we're bringing back this is keeping
[00:50:09] rape dialing being raped island on upn and then that show with um the guy from the Cosby show and
[00:50:15] Eddie Griffin were there mechanics remember that show malcom and eddy malcom and eddy dude I loved
[00:50:20] that show that was a great show that was a great show so those are the two we're going to reboot
[00:50:24] that and we're gonna have being raped island we're gonna make tv good again that's right making tv
[00:50:33] good again um yeah where were we oh two two bitches left right and how do they decide the winner
[00:50:42] because they can't vote each other off oh they have to have sex with each other on camera
[00:50:48] and the one that comes first gets the 500 billion dollars oh nice and then the other one guess what
[00:50:55] happens to her she is raped all right I don't know about this show man I gotta be honest I don't
[00:51:03] want to stifle yeah I think standards and practices might have a few things to say all right how about
[00:51:08] okay here's my idea Star Trek but the captain is a black woman he's a bisexual I don't know she
[00:51:14] had we call that one a lost leader that's a group people who meditate like well I gotta watch this
[00:51:21] I'm a good person I gotta watch every episode of this to prove that I'm a good person right and
[00:51:26] then but then they're like well what's being raped island then they're so wrapped up and it becomes
[00:51:34] a what they refer to in the business is a guilty pleasure right being raped island yeah and so
[00:51:40] are we showing the rapes on camera oh yeah all right yeah I mean I was great in the late 90s
[00:51:48] where they're really pushing the envelope in terms of what you could get away with yeah just be
[00:51:53] like people outright fucking and then they just censor like the just barely yeah some of some
[00:51:59] I definitely checked off to that watching some a homicide they just straight up have nudity in it
[00:52:03] that's awesome they're like we got a show and it's murder right people have to see what murder is
[00:52:09] but maybe you're watching the DVD where it's uncensored no I don't think they censored it on TV because I
[00:52:14] remember that debate from when I was a we won consuming television that's funny I don't remember
[00:52:23] shit from being a child I remember they showed Dennis friends is ass on NYPD blue black Michael
[00:52:29] that's awesome Michael do you like being raped island I'm trying to make love to a large bitch
[00:52:45] yeah it's one black Michael Douglas wants to be a girl okay I guess that seems about right
[00:53:08] would you expect it unless no I wouldn't like my cousin that's exactly what doesn't matter what
[00:53:16] color she is no nice respect but if I had to pick just do fatal attraction but just some fat
[00:53:27] bitch some big fat just blotchy bitch a glig clothes gain 400 pounds oh my god I can't stop
[00:53:39] getting some of this proceed
[00:53:44] oh fuck yeah wait fatal attraction is not basic instinct I always get those mixed up everyone does
[00:53:52] me too I haven't seen fatal attraction but I have seen basic it's basic instinct rocks to really
[00:53:58] good movie so good and you see pussy and fatal attractions fucking absurd yeah it's a really
[00:54:04] wild movie yeah cuz both of them are like I mean I get they're probably on a bunch of drugs but
[00:54:10] Glenn close looks like I mean we do we did yeah shit it's like the first episode of the show we
[00:54:16] can do that again yeah it's been five years dude there's no way they remember that why don't we
[00:54:22] just start we're listening to one episode the episode the first episode and then just doing that
[00:54:28] one again yeah back when we put some serious effort in this I think I used to wear a suit you
[00:54:34] were fucking wearing a suit yeah yeah I was there we were we're in recording booths yeah go to
[00:54:42] recording booths well y'all gets 1922 before our parts separate actually to the show ejaculate city
[00:54:51] kara ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba today's top news Hitler good or bad
[00:54:58] the cards are still being dealt on mr. Adolf Hitler and the jury's out some love his
[00:55:04] juke killing policy while others think his mustache is gay the two only two sides of the issue you
[00:55:13] can be on and that was that those are the top two positions to have on mr. Adolf Hitler
[00:55:18] Germany's biggest star the calling him the demi Lovato of Germany
[00:55:26] a brass young upstart maverick with a cool idea to gas all the Jews
[00:55:30] but will his homosexual facial hair be his undoing will his faggy mustache bring it all to a
[00:55:38] screeching halt and his gay ass haircut what do you think of that it looks like it's pasted on his
[00:55:46] forehead with calm he looks like Tony Braxton he does have that dick stuck in here okay
[00:55:54] and the national news German fancy playboy Adolf Hitler shows off his brand new Tony Braxton inspired
[00:56:07] dick sucking haircut what a what a slick way to kill all the Jews while getting down on your
[00:56:19] knees in the back of a movie theater and throwing neck like it's nobody's business
[00:56:26] Hitler's cock was fucked up because of mustard gas sure well they said that he lost a nut
[00:56:33] he lost a nut he was on his lance on world war one yeah a buster gas buster gas everybody
[00:56:40] not in their pants yeah dude a horrible gas would be a gas that exploded your one of your balls
[00:56:47] yeah yeah that would be a bad gas so horrible saring gas just one of your nuts going on
[00:56:53] saring gas do that no does it makes your skin all burn off okay does it pop your nuts it's like a
[00:56:59] nerve agent or something that's so fucked yeah that's cool dude i want to get in the gases
[00:57:06] no i want that laughing gas from the movie game in here and i might say like old serum is two
[00:57:11] leaders filled with gases like gases that fuck no like fucking like chemical weapons i would
[00:57:18] leave immediately but i'm like no it's safe i want 100 percent uh leave yeah i'd be like all right
[00:57:25] man well i guess no podcast this week's until the gases are gone i've been looking i'd be like
[00:57:30] you can do this now me this week you get the gas i've been i've been i've been doing experiments
[00:57:36] oh it's me world war one black michael does that how you earned your keep
[00:57:44] we got being a scientist yes we got to get the tabbies we're going to kill all the tabbies so
[00:57:49] we can fuck their big fat women so we can make love to the fattest women in England
[00:57:56] who do you think had the fattest bitches around the turn of the century in the 1900s
[00:58:01] pretty come on dude the fattest women they all look like you no they didn't
[00:58:08] well it looks well i look good thank you very much t-shirts basically are brought at this point
[00:58:12] so what man i need to air out i need to fucking get a little bit hot i need to get some fucking
[00:58:18] cool air going right i'm gonna walk home after this or maybe i'll take the bicycle it's a nice day
[00:58:25] for a walk it's so nice that we maybe we should have a little stroll no we need to watch diagnosis
[00:58:32] murder yeah never mind strolls cancels chose cancels oh i got your your blood work back i gotta
[00:58:38] figure out a dick van dyke so we can go up there we could do black it's pretty good black black man
[00:58:44] blake mmm hmm oh i meant to tell you the other day my dick's too big we got the results back and
[00:58:52] my dick's too big it turns out it's too big it turns out my dick is too big
[00:58:58] was that his last tv show uh this is murder must have been right i think so yeah yeah he's still i
[00:59:05] mean he's still got he bae on season one is he alive i think he is bro he should not be alive i think
[00:59:11] he was a bernie bro yeah he's alive oh that's right i remember that video just i know dick van dyke
[00:59:16] he's fucking like 96 years old dvd bro he should go by dvd dvd yeah that would be pretty safe oh and
[00:59:24] in case you were wondering my balls are also too big
[00:59:30] me and my good friend dick van dyke i'm going out drawing for fat women
[00:59:37] is that what i am to you just a chubby chaser just a big old cock for you to bubble on with your
[00:59:44] fat slobby tits that sounds racist to me pal that's racist going in with shabby chasers
[00:59:51] the other day i was reading the good dr shawn king's right
[00:59:58] calling him doctor the reyns shawn king of dr reverend shawn king
[01:00:02] he's writing son on big women and big women are being denied us by the governor
[01:00:15] ah fuck dude
[01:00:19] yeah yeah this guy would have been in any other movies but just as lee i don't know but i heard
[01:00:24] she's bill clinton's girlfriend yeah for real i bought instead of gal Gadot's glug glug and
[01:00:29] she's drinking much of nut mm-hmm i love she's so fucking hot she's really hot yeah but she killed
[01:00:35] kids yeah she's she's a she's a Zionist he's a Zionist that's pretty that got it that has to be
[01:00:41] some kind of micide connect that she got into justice league right gal Gadot more like gal Gadot
[01:00:46] suck my dick i'm a homo you're watching fashion police i forgot about that show
[01:00:59] you need to bring that boy gal Gadot suck my cock guys only p.u gross up next eight off hitler cute
[01:01:09] root to gay you're watching fashion police the show for facts it's 1926 the government has made
[01:01:22] one show for homosexual there's one show for homos it's the homo hour fashion police brought to you
[01:01:29] by co-gate we need to go back to what a brand sponsoring one there that was when things were
[01:01:36] pure and good when they let sigs sponsor a show the lucky strike getting pussy hour that's cool
[01:01:43] that's the show i would have that's those in the forties this show is brought to you by
[01:01:47] sigg shows brought to you by camo get some pussy on a camel if you could have a show
[01:01:54] brought to you by pussy what i'm selling is pussy what i'm selling is big fat bitches big fat horse
[01:02:04] yeah come on down everyone knows ocean for the fellows yes but what if they were for regular
[01:02:10] colored people
[01:02:15] so you're saying don draper uh sold fucking fat women to black people yes in the 50s yeah
[01:02:23] it was marketing that's that's genius marketing nobody wants to have sex with them anymore they're
[01:02:29] disgusting what if we could sell them to black people what like slaves exactly
[01:02:36] oh i see they did how about this they did two good job with their pillsbury campaign they're
[01:02:43] on half the white women started getting fat yeah and it caused a crisis it caused a crisis and
[01:02:48] they were like nope here's the thing that's what i wanted to bitch that had too many cookies
[01:02:54] is that one i want to get caught with their hand in the cookie jar i wanted i want to pop
[01:02:58] her open like a like a role crescent role and she's spinning around the kitchen with a hand
[01:03:02] it's caught in the cookie jars bouncing off the walls
[01:03:10] damn i want a tube of cinnamon rolls now the supreme court's here in uh
[01:03:14] joker's fucking uh death that's free free joker free him dude all he did was try and give boston
[01:03:21] what's coming to him yeah it's true all right that's what you get for all those red socks titles
[01:03:26] yeah and for the fucking patriots boston can suck my dick try black wiggle bro
[01:03:34] we grosin can suck my long chocolate dick
[01:03:42] your long chocolate dick boston can use its mouth to make love to my cock
[01:03:48] hey come over here and make suck to my balls oh fuck yeah man i hope they for each other a lot
[01:03:59] of people knows but but george floyd sounded exactly like michael that was yeah it's true
[01:04:03] had they known that maybe they would have been out on the streets too yeah just tell me what i did
[01:04:08] wrong me tell me what i did did i fuck you did i fuck you i'm michael daggle what's going on with
[01:04:21] that trial with what this is uh is eric chauvin or whatever the fuck his name is
[01:04:28] like chauvinism yeah it's very funny that's what his fans are called yeah chauvinist chauvinist
[01:04:34] does he have would you say he has fans yeah he's got some i would i'm not one of them
[01:04:40] but wait hold on this is fucking wild dude what darek shavina 26 incidents before george floyd
[01:04:46] he had kneeled on the neck of seven people before he did this to the eighth person george floyd he
[01:04:51] had killed five people what he killed george floyd are you serious yeah jesus fucking christ yeah god
[01:04:59] damn dude police america this is some wild shit you know also he worked with george floyd out of
[01:05:05] club or so yeah you know like bouncer somewhere as shit at the club yeah he killed uh clavar jacom
[01:05:12] darwin vivar Everett vivar and wane ray ray's wane ray ray is that's the jesus christ are you serious
[01:05:20] yeah god damn dude that's crazy yeah i guess they just keep having it dismissed yours why for
[01:05:31] well because it's like in cops i mean it'd be funny if they just did like a bench trial i don't
[01:05:37] know how any of that works but just did a bench trial and judges are getting not guilty
[01:05:43] because they can't find anybody probably yeah i'm not supposed to get off one way or the other
[01:05:48] yeah i'm gonna get i'm gonna get off one way or the other
[01:05:53] well that was by how you watching a moment eat a piece of cake say how you bust back
[01:05:58] mainly maybe maybe make a cake made by the meravindian
[01:06:03] hi i'm mack i'm black michael douglas and i played morpheus it's true
[01:06:11] what if i told you that wasn't air you're breathing
[01:06:13] you're saying i can dodge bullets i'm saying you're gay i'm saying you're diggus small i'm saying
[01:06:20] it you're a fucking loser now the meravindian's wife was she hot she yeah she's a big tidded
[01:06:27] wait come on you know that i don't i haven't seen the movie it was that chick was saffia
[01:06:32] saffia oh my god oh what's her name monica ballushi monica ballucci the hottest girl
[01:06:36] she's monica she's the hottest woman of all time god damn if i busted not upon not to hear
[01:06:44] honestly that was like the goat she still looked good too she still looks really good
[01:06:49] do you see a breast i want to see it like a dinner table with her somewhere with a bunch of
[01:06:52] people we're having a party and then my dick goes all the way down my leg and across the floor and
[01:06:58] then up her pant leg into her pussy and then she don't she's like you know like wiping her mouth
[01:07:03] with napkin and i'm like raising my eyebrow you're just coily raping her that's what i want
[01:07:13] that's just if i had to pick that's just a french hello yeah and then i looked at the camera and
[01:07:18] i go welcome to being raped on contestants today's challenge is to not be raped first you must get
[01:07:29] go over the pit of despair and then traverse the monkey bars you don't get eliminated
[01:07:37] monkey is racist in this content was that you don't get eliminated if you're right now you're
[01:07:42] voted off you know you're voted off you're not being cool you can you can you honestly you can get
[01:07:47] your shit turned out all the way to the five hundred billion dollars that's one that's one way to look
[01:07:52] at it's like real life it's a popularity contest it's got there's no meritocracy and the whole
[01:07:59] thing honestly is uh it's an allegory for for capitalism wow yeah now that you say that i've kind
[01:08:06] of come around and get raped dial it's very dialectical i love dialect i love when she's dialectical dude
[01:08:13] i love it i love it then i know what it means sometimes i think i know we're dialectical and then
[01:08:17] i realize i know what it means and and what what the best part about that being dialectical is saying
[01:08:22] it and being very self-aware how cool you sound when you call things dialectical dude i know
[01:08:32] i love being smart i love truly being smart not pretending to be the most interesting i was
[01:08:38] drinking to myself to death while playing animal crossing on the switch and reading two pages of
[01:08:43] carl marks and i thought that myself i should tweet about this i should let people know that i'm
[01:08:50] reading carl marks i need 78 faves yeah they should people should know that i'm reading carl marks in
[01:08:55] between sessions of pokemon snap my 36 year old pokemon snap was so fucking gay yeah no uh
[01:09:06] hold on it was no it's good no it's good we just take pictures who cares yeah but you got to take
[01:09:13] good picture no no come on i'm sorry you're no you're fucking down playing what pokemon snap is
[01:09:22] no there's not a good that's that's what makes it good is that it's such a fucking stupid gay
[01:09:28] premise i mean like pokemon already is such a neutered concept of going around catching bugs
[01:09:34] and making them fight each other that's cool and they're like what had it let's let's make it even
[01:09:40] gay or and now you're not even catching their monsters you're just taking some of them are bugs
[01:09:46] but you just take them out of our bug style monster most of them are all monster
[01:09:50] stupid and the work into the context of you're just taking pictures of them and still make it fun
[01:09:56] it's not fun it is fun it's fucking annoying well then you know what we're gonna fire up pokemon
[01:10:00] snap after this we're gonna see what we're gonna have i thought we're watching i have an intent
[01:10:04] the 64 that has every game built in here it is every single one on an SD card i had to buy it
[01:10:12] from the ukraine years ago and now it's available on amazon it makes me very mad yeah maybe i'll buy
[01:10:18] it that i had to do some a shady transaction with the ukrainian man and now but you know what you
[01:10:25] were supporting small business as opposed to that bozo jeff bezos yeah or i guess he retired or
[01:10:32] something now it's some other guy that's the president yeah well let's get the let's get the snap fired
[01:10:38] up and listen to some tony brax and maybe get a little bit of lunch yeah i like that a lot and then
[01:10:44] we'll see you guys on the one wednesday you already listened to yep yeah so you're you already like
[01:10:50] it i'm sure yes see this is the thing if you sign up you tell you things the premium content is where
[01:10:55] you get the real show uh-huh and then the regular episode is when we've eaten we've already covered
[01:11:02] all that we've already gotten through the take machine of take machine who shot up the china
[01:11:07] who's who which was the chinese is they got shot and then later pulled i don't even know what we're
[01:11:15] gonna be talking about probably pokemon snap and diagnosis murder probably or nestle flowers
[01:11:21] who's that i don't know a guy just came up with is that the guy that got shot while he was getting
[01:11:27] checked some guys that something like that yeah baneas flowers i love 200 nestle flowers
[01:11:33] and i uh i do i do audio installation of best buy and we're gonna really
[01:11:40] to put the meat off that yeah yeah i'm on the geek squad but don't let that i get pussy
[01:11:48] yeah i'm not a fucking geek goodbye folks