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Cum Town | Premium | 05/17/2021

[00:00:00] All right, let's bad at that
[00:00:20] Wasted yeah, I don't know you can't yeah, it's tough to hate to make out. It's a great clip. Yeah, I clipped this little bit off
[00:00:27] Inside Edition
[00:00:32] You're Phil sin on this incident. Yeah, what's this local news story there was a D
[00:00:38] DWOC
[00:00:40] Drunk woman of color
[00:00:44] Yeah, what's that Adam? That's what the that's what the police refer to them, right?
[00:00:49] Mm-hmm. They call them out on the last night at around 230 in the am there was a black indigenous drunk woman of color
[00:01:02] Crossed over the median and tragically ran over lies ran over eyes
[00:01:07] officer
[00:01:09] What's this what's this fucking Greek retards dude? No, come on. Do you know his name?
[00:01:14] I don't his body isn't even cold yet because it's fucking I know it's a cop and we all want to pile on every cop
[00:01:19] You know what this is we can make an exception. We can make an exception for one for one
[00:01:23] I need a I need a little bit of a smile. I need to hear his name. It's like a apostrophe comma comma
[00:01:30] Period dude. I need his real name. It's in a in a stasia
[00:01:35] Yeah, it was princess. No in a stazios
[00:01:39] What a gay name. That's not a gay name. That's that name means resurrection
[00:01:44] He's named after the princess. No, he's named after the Lord coming back girls name
[00:01:51] Anas and
[00:01:55] About this guy stop. I'm sorry. Sockos
[00:01:59] Anastasius Chakos suck us. Yes, sucko suck off
[00:02:04] Stazio also, too
[00:02:06] I love the picture of him because he's got like he brought his own hat to the
[00:02:09] Yeah, it looks it on it's like special hat brought his own like leather daddy like Greek
[00:02:15] Greek and now I'm back on his side. Okay. Wow. No, I mean he looks like he's cruising
[00:02:26] Oh, yeah, yeah, let's veto. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. He literally had his own little hat
[00:02:33] They let you bring your own little hat in case you you think that's just one picture of him
[00:02:37] No, he's every single every picture. He's got that dumb little hat. All right. P on estas. Yeah. Mm-hmm. This is killed by a drunk
[00:02:46] ACAB except the Greek ones exactly we can all agree. Yeah, do you have like local like in Chinatown the Chinese?
[00:02:54] NYPD do you have?
[00:02:57] Yeah, we have a great patrolman or story that just have a little badge on their dirty wife beaters. Yeah, they just come outside
[00:03:04] They just come outside. They're like hey
[00:03:06] Why yeah, why are you doing over here? And then they just shoe
[00:03:10] Shoe the fucking young the young a lot of shoe and you love to shoot. I love this shoe
[00:03:16] Anyways, this guy was run over like a week ago. I guess to him is there's some like accident or something and he was directing traffic
[00:03:24] Somebody hit him while drunk and I didn't pay attention to the story because like immediately the New York Post is like this is what?
[00:03:29] What happens when you protest the
[00:03:31] A demeter of an unarmed
[00:03:36] Right, right. If you have to be getting drunk and running over the police say it's bad to shoot a three-year-old in the face
[00:03:43] Yeah, because he had a gun a stick of gum in his hand
[00:03:47] then
[00:03:48] This is the direct result of that the gum was wrapped and you could see it was silver and metallic like a gun
[00:03:54] Yes, but anyways this came up and just a clip of that lady being loaded doing the perp walk being loaded in the backup police car
[00:04:02] And the reporter asking where were you coming from and her in tears saying I was coming from the studio
[00:04:09] I do a podcast
[00:04:12] The door slam shut in their face and this is a really tough issue identity wise for me
[00:04:17] Right because on one hand you have a police officer bad, but he's Greek good
[00:04:22] And on the other hand you have a drunk driver bad, but she's a podcaster
[00:04:27] Good. Let me say I was saying podcaster bad drunk driver good drunk driver. Good. Okay. That's your for talking about that
[00:04:36] This is different identities. That's how I may have had my skin bleached, but I'm still a black man
[00:04:40] Right right in terms you mean you say you may not be a podcaster, but you were in your heart your drunk driver. So yes
[00:04:54] I hear of this woman's story and the podcast thing disgust me
[00:04:58] Yeah
[00:04:59] Because it is it's humiliating
[00:05:01] As you guys as lazy as it is. Yeah, and how
[00:05:06] Material rewarding it is for how little work you put into it. Right. It's still the job. Yep
[00:05:12] Drunk driving is the revolutionary that how I see I see yeah, this is us
[00:05:17] We still have our shackles me and Adam you have the me and Adam need to seize the means of production
[00:05:23] In what way?
[00:05:24] Could go to the top of the boss. Yeah, it's true. So we need to get him. We've been organizing
[00:05:29] We need to organize. I'm trying to uh trying to find like a lady with huge tits that works at a factory
[00:05:36] That's awesome. I can squeeze the the
[00:05:39] Queens of production. Okay. I'm trying to suck the queen of induction squeeze the queen's production
[00:05:48] An empty stop fuck. Why did you scratch stop? Get it. Fuck me up. Dude. Why did you scratch stop?
[00:05:55] You're coming over on my side of the couch
[00:05:57] I'm getting my own guard animal dude. I'll never have a fat little wreck. We're gonna have cat scratch fever
[00:06:03] I am gonna be dead. You're a dude. She's shit. She's been scratching lately. I don't know what's up with what's up bitch
[00:06:08] I thought we had a nice thing. I was fucking adolescent. I was fucking petting you and everything you were being nice to her
[00:06:15] This is why I don't like these animals. Hey, come on relax. Cancer very like very Jewish style
[00:06:20] I didn't take I didn't take my allergy pill. Also. I just realized before I came well. I brushed the cat
[00:06:25] So now I didn't even know you had to do that. Yeah, she was throwing up everywhere and there's much of hair in it
[00:06:31] And then she does look cleaner. Yeah, I got a there's underneath the regular fur
[00:06:36] There's all this like extra nicking undercoating. Is that Dan there is covered in like like dreadlocks?
[00:06:43] Yeah, she does look nicer now, but the red light did frost. Yeah, it's very funny. It's very funny to get a cat from the street and they're doing worse in here
[00:06:55] And they would outside damn dude
[00:07:00] Yeah, she loves that brush. Yeah
[00:07:05] Yeah, luckily my skin is thick. Anyways back to this and it didn't break blood
[00:07:10] So this is cop killer this black lady. Mm-hmm. So
[00:07:15] You know Greek killer. Can we please not bury the lead saying that she has a podcast. It's already like oh damn
[00:07:21] That's can we listen stop looking at my hand bitch. You're not gonna scratch me again. Yeah, that's right
[00:07:26] Get the fuck off the couch is out ends for all of us
[00:07:28] But then then then they got a hold of like I guess she had done a podcast episode where she's saying fuck the cops
[00:07:36] Fuck their families and their kids
[00:07:40] And
[00:07:42] Sport-free speech
[00:07:44] That's the night, but I don't even think this was like it wasn't like a woke podcast
[00:07:48] This wasn't like, you know fucking Ray Sanney, you know who like God drunk and ran these people up right right right
[00:07:55] It was just like she had like an internet. It wasn't even a podcast. It's just a rental space
[00:08:01] I guess it was in your it wasn't plugged in. I don't know if she's yeah. I don't know if she pays money to go there
[00:08:07] I mean either that or she's involved with it at least like uh-huh, you know like
[00:08:13] She is involved in it like as a like business partner then she's probably contributing to the rent of this fucking space
[00:08:20] Right, but this is a place where they go and they record
[00:08:23] And then it just gets broadcast to like Facebook live. Oh look an internet radio show. Yeah
[00:08:28] Which is like it's so sad that that's like filtered down to the level
[00:08:32] There's just some like regular ass like black lady from Long Island thinks she needs to have a podcast
[00:08:38] Dude and driving the East New York to do it
[00:08:41] And this it's like what you would do if you were trying to buy hair
[00:08:46] You're like a suburban person
[00:08:48] That's like you know like doing heroin to piss off your rich father. Yeah, yeah
[00:08:52] You drive the East New York to like you know, smoke crack with a pimp
[00:08:56] Yeah, my traffic
[00:08:59] What's happening, but it's podcasting. I'm gonna go talk about yeah, I'm gonna go talk about the New York times opinion section
[00:09:05] Yeah, and East New York. Yeah, this lady was already living such like a pathetic kind of like elle catching life
[00:09:12] And uh, and then like hits this cop which again is like I there's no there's no
[00:09:18] It's she clearly didn't intend to do it. Right. I mean, she was just drunk
[00:09:22] She's just fucking your honor. I plead innocent due to reason of being getting absolutely blasted
[00:09:28] Yeah, but they're like to I mean like she it's like Gil from the Simpsons
[00:09:33] But like to already have to to live a life where like things are already kind of like, you know stacked against you with like
[00:09:41] I don't know systemic issues, but sure but then be like the same like to the same degree of a loser is like a
[00:09:47] Like an energy drink gamer. Go a hundred percent. Yeah
[00:09:50] Yeah, it's the same rung of so sorry, you know that yeah, exactly because it's like you like you can't like you can't like
[00:09:56] Like how pathetic you have to be to get like no
[00:09:59] There's like no again. There's no like spiritual or
[00:10:03] Kind of like culture or redemption for a person. It's like that much of a loser
[00:10:07] Of course, but they've already been have that bad of a hand delta you yeah to be like a lame
[00:10:13] Poor black. I know it's podcasting facebook line
[00:10:17] It's a podcast on facebook a podcast that somebody told you you need it. Yeah that you didn't even want
[00:10:23] Right. She's expanding her brand
[00:10:24] You woke I like somehow you wound up in a place where you're driving three and a half
[00:10:28] Sitting in traffic on Grand Central Parkway. Yeah. Yeah
[00:10:32] To it for a thing you could do with just your computer
[00:10:35] Right driving off your phone and iPhone headphones. I phone headphones. Yeah, I thought you could do it off a phone
[00:10:41] You guys later off your phone driving the wrong way in rush hour traffic
[00:10:45] Oh god to be exploited by yourself basically
[00:10:51] And then like the one time you happen to get drunk and say fuck the police. Yeah
[00:10:56] You like run over like the mr. Rogers of cops
[00:11:00] A cute little Greek guy
[00:11:03] Sailor hat with his own horse with his own bespoke sailor Greek hat cop hat
[00:11:08] Yeah
[00:11:09] Because just prior to that there has to be like it's like a killer of the community
[00:11:13] We can't even like understand it but with everything going on and it's like because I feel like that too
[00:11:18] That's who like all of like the the like you know like corporate lib like inclusion messaging works on
[00:11:25] Yeah, when they're like oh hell. Yeah, the bank said like the black lives matter
[00:11:30] Right. I guess things are going to turn around for me at the bank that I owe 80 000
[00:11:35] Right. Right because they illegally opened accounts in my name. Yeah. Yeah, because the middle man
[00:11:41] Wells Fargo says we're gonna stop overcharging black people for three months
[00:11:45] Wow Equifax is Equifax said this guy in Tennessee is bad. It would be like criticized trans people
[00:11:52] Right, right, right, right, you know, it's like maybe things might work out for you know and it's like in in honor of black history
[00:11:58] Month, we will be approving every day day loan this month in a February
[00:12:03] It's like you know, so you like some sense that it like might work out
[00:12:07] It's like very like like kind of like pursuit of happiness kind of shit and yeah, but it's podcast
[00:12:12] But it's pot and then you run over
[00:12:15] She's in a fucking bathroom with her son doing a podcast
[00:12:21] Bathroom door lock what are you doing a podcast in there?
[00:12:26] So is that the shit she's like quiet
[00:12:30] I just wish I had the confidence of a mediocre white man
[00:12:33] Yeah
[00:12:35] All right. Yeah
[00:12:37] So that podcast never she never even got a chance to see if it was gonna take off
[00:12:42] What if it was awesome dude? What if I want to get I know it's gonna get submitted as evidence now
[00:12:47] But I would love to listen to that episode that dropped. Yeah right before I watched some of that
[00:12:51] I mean, oh, it's out there at clip. I was probably off there. I'm not on Facebook. So I can't go look
[00:12:56] Oh, it's only on Facebook facebook exclusive
[00:12:58] Listen, I know she's in jail right now, but if you if you get out or if you have a phone in jail
[00:13:04] Show, let's get you on stage. You need to go across platform. You got to be on multiple platforms
[00:13:09] What if we offer to buy her podcast?
[00:13:11] Let's run it on our we're starting
[00:13:15] We're not going to kill the Greek cop
[00:13:18] We're the new the new gas
[00:13:21] Yeah, okay, luis
[00:13:23] We're coming for you motherfucker. Yeah luis if I swear to god luis if you try to sign this bitch
[00:13:27] We are gonna have problems bro
[00:13:30] Dibs we call the dibs on her podcast and that's something you must understand
[00:13:35] Gas digital that's one of the 10 commandments over there is you called dibs
[00:13:39] Shocking that bitch. Yeah, dude. She's also like
[00:13:44] Oh, yeah, yeah, you didn't mention that
[00:13:47] That's a like further complicated. Well, but yeah, because you're gonna ruin you're gonna
[00:13:51] New on story what you were gonna like to ruin the whole vibe
[00:13:55] No, because yeah, because I was gonna be too horny. Yeah, the lascivius
[00:13:59] I feel that is one of the oldest tropes naked and it's fucked up. It's a canar. It's a canar
[00:14:04] Which sounds like an art. I don't know, but it makes you hungry, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah
[00:14:10] That's why I didn't bring it up because an atom would say canar
[00:14:14] I'm thinking it types of sandwich and we'd have to stop the show because you're trying to get a duck filled with custard
[00:14:19] Dude that does sound like a candy duck. Oh my god. Yeah, I haven't had duck. Have you ever had duck loron?
[00:14:27] No, it's like orange duck. Fantastic. Jessica boat. Yeah, look at I mean, she's like she's like she's kind of hot, but then she's like dressed kind of
[00:14:36] slutty
[00:14:39] They're in the perp walk
[00:14:41] Let me take a look here
[00:14:43] That's the other thing too. It's like your son welcome now at this point. It's like just complete
[00:14:48] Like projection none of this is based in reality, right?
[00:14:52] I'm not that any of the other shit. I said is yeah. Yeah, this woman's probably a millionaire. Yeah, that would be probably whatever podcast makes like
[00:14:59] 800 million that would be awesome, but it was two dope queens by the way the podcast
[00:15:04] Turns out it was raised
[00:15:08] I thought it was a different
[00:15:10] As an overabundance of caution. Oh, she's not I even if I see an atom
[00:15:15] I
[00:15:17] Adam let me see because nix is over here fucking taking too long
[00:15:21] We mean taking too because I'm trying to see this woman and I'm trying to waste time
[00:15:27] Let me see dude free her free her so we can sign her to fucking come town
[00:15:33] studios
[00:15:36] Yeah
[00:15:38] Although like I said, this is a complicated issue for me because there is there is a greek man in the ground
[00:15:44] Mm-hmm. They bury greeks. Of course. Yeah. I thought they put you on a boat and shoot arrows
[00:15:52] Yeah, here she comes
[00:15:54] Here she comes
[00:15:56] Miskill cops
[00:15:58] 1998 them that is a cute little fit with her own brain free her, you know, she sucks dude
[00:16:05] Oh, she has ombre hair, you know, she sucks to go if that bitch has ombre
[00:16:16] Kill suck your money 21
[00:16:22] Drunk driver says fuck the police
[00:16:26] Oh, what damn I'm glad I noticed that now, but what the
[00:16:31] Adam's mike's been off the whole time. No, the phone input has been off, but hold on don't don't say anything for a second
[00:16:41] I'm sorry
[00:16:45] It will still records the master channel, but it's individual track is
[00:16:48] Uh, not recording which is fine, which means it does but no, we'll see
[00:17:01] Oh, Jesus Christ, she's hot dude. Yeah, I would
[00:17:19] Your honor as a greek man. Look at the car. She fucking erased that guy. Yeah, she and then she
[00:17:26] She she fled the scene and then they she's like, you know, she's been like like, I guess
[00:17:31] She's indicted in the rain or whatever so that charges were announced and it's just there's like it's like 13 different
[00:17:41] Your shit is fucked and then I love like just reading like i'm not on to it or anymore
[00:17:46] But I like just reading like people's responses to things that happen
[00:17:51] And finding the funniest ones and I said this one to Felix the other day
[00:17:54] Uh
[00:17:56] Somebody responding
[00:18:01] Here she is
[00:18:04] Look at these two fucking meatballs that are like, uh doing the perp walk with her
[00:18:09] Oh, yeah
[00:18:13] Damn, she's yeah, right this way, man. This guy
[00:18:17] Uh, good work stuff that animal in prison for a good 15
[00:18:21] Right
[00:18:24] In prison for a good 15 life over will be on the streets after that begging for cash nice love stories like this where their life is over
[00:18:35] That's what you love, huh
[00:18:39] Dies and then the other person is punished and their life is also ruined. Yeah
[00:18:45] Yeah, I
[00:18:47] So this I bet the guy who left that comment has never drunk driven by the way there was some article
[00:18:52] There's some article about like Tucker Carlson's like into some vaccine reporting system. I don't know what he was but he
[00:18:59] Like said so he was like citing things in it. It's like I guess anybody can submit to it
[00:19:03] So there's some article about that
[00:19:05] And uh somebody replies anti-vaxxers are dangerous people
[00:19:09] And it's been favored at 35 times and then someone responds dangerous and bad
[00:19:18] What a fucking such fucking loser. Oh, yeah, oh my god, that's good to fucking clear up, man dangerous and bad
[00:19:26] by the way
[00:19:31] Love stories like this where their life is over
[00:19:33] I
[00:19:38] Good uses she'll be hailed as a yeah as a hero
[00:19:42] Yeah, she's gonna be a real she's gonna be the cock of the walk over in the ladies pen attention
[00:19:47] I got one more for my weekly tweet roundup
[00:19:50] Is it the Los Angeles Times story?
[00:19:53] Says there is a clash between the medical establishment and the fat acceptance movement. Yes. Thank god finally say if you say so
[00:20:00] Uh, and then so this guy James McCarthy responds
[00:20:04] There is a severe difference between people who are fat slash overweight through an action
[00:20:09] Me and those who are overweight due to a legitimate medical condition my girlfriend
[00:20:20] Does he fat people living together and the fucking just like this poor man
[00:20:24] I think paraded by his fat ish shit girl, right? It's like to be I don't have a choice Eric
[00:20:31] I have a medical. I would be hot
[00:20:34] Because of science. I'm relegated the dating a fat lazy piece of shit like you
[00:20:41] Who I'm different than who I better than and he's like yes queen. Yes, you're right. You're right
[00:20:49] May I please have a piece of pussy
[00:20:51] May I please have a piece of whole pussy
[00:20:55] Please have a gram of pussy
[00:20:58] Let me get that full fat that that fucking buttermilk pussy. Mm-hmm. There is a severe difference
[00:21:10] Between people who are overweight through an action me
[00:21:14] Me
[00:21:16] Who are right there to a legitimate medical condition my girlfriend
[00:21:19] What did he say after a doctor calling you overweight or obese isn't trying to degrade you?
[00:21:24] Mm-hmm. That's true. It is science. Yeah, we got to follow the sign my balls are actually obese
[00:21:32] That's what they said that's what the doctor said to me if you lost weight your balls and penis would get smaller
[00:21:36] No, no, that's what did you automatically obese and your balls and your penis will get small
[00:21:43] Little boy balls and your penis is a little boys too
[00:21:46] And my dick's and your pussy in my ass and in my your mouth
[00:21:53] Oh damn, I had some good ones this weekend because I was with the boys, but I forgot them
[00:21:57] What tweets
[00:21:59] About being gay and shit like a muzzi brother in town my brothers were in town. I love that
[00:22:05] My little brothers were in town. We had elders in the mix. I said nothing. My brains been shut off. No fun thoughts
[00:22:10] although I was I was
[00:22:12] I woke up the other day and I was imagining like a black eye
[00:22:16] Getting excited to watch that show the black list for the first time. Oh, that's fun. Dude. That's fun
[00:22:21] We got a whole damn list. Yeah, fuck shindler
[00:22:24] Just like comes on James Bader being like I often say that solving a crime is the same level of satisfaction as matching the perfect fedora with the perfect scarf
[00:22:35] And they're like, okay, I'm which on the fedora shit, but this ain't this ain't this list ain't black
[00:22:41] It's not even a list
[00:22:44] We can't even have a own damn list. I have to say for door, you know, I've never seen that show my dad like I imagine that's what it's bad
[00:22:51] You're about right. Yeah, that's for dad. I've only seen the the things on the sub. Dante Nero was in it. I think yeah
[00:22:57] Yeah, I played henchman
[00:23:00] For her
[00:23:01] Spader, I don't fucking I mean I haven't seen it either. I've seen a James spader's a spy
[00:23:05] Any
[00:23:07] I saw like one of these is criminal this great spy that now works for the well, he works for the spy
[00:23:13] I saw like I can't really trust I saw like a 30 like a
[00:23:17] Regal showed
[00:23:20] I saw like a regal first look about that show before it ever like premiered
[00:23:24] And I was like this is one of the gayest things you actually have a regal first inch and it's your only inch and it's about your penis
[00:23:31] But it's regal it's regal. It's nice. It's one inch. I didn't say it wasn't regal. I
[00:23:40] Wasn't really expecting the truth. I'm gonna get back to this
[00:23:46] Of course
[00:23:48] I'm gonna continue my book report on the
[00:23:52] Blacklist that's fine. I didn't mean discussion about this. I didn't mean to knock you off
[00:23:57] You're the little fucking thing over there. I just was stating a fact that's just interesting back to your fat and
[00:24:03] the black list the show
[00:24:08] produced by
[00:24:12] NBC
[00:24:15] CBS I'm not sure
[00:24:18] it's fine at NBC, you know
[00:24:20] They were around and CBS came along and like
[00:24:23] We'll do what NBC does, but I think and is a little too harsh. Let's dial it back and we'll go
[00:24:29] I don't think that I know what you think it stands for and it's actually national in Colombia
[00:24:36] Oh
[00:24:38] Wow, okay, and and the ABC is not the us one that is the most progressive ape
[00:24:45] No
[00:24:47] Is what no, oh
[00:24:49] No, I think it's America
[00:24:52] America America
[00:24:55] broadcasting
[00:24:56] African American. Oh, oh, it's I wouldn't play a blackish a ABC
[00:25:05] No, uh, that's not it Nick
[00:25:11] It's not
[00:25:12] And they were all named after types of animals. What's going on with the indigenous community
[00:25:17] These taste what do you mean? I don't know. I'm just asking I think they're
[00:25:24] Kind of trying to get
[00:25:26] kind of they had
[00:25:28] They took a bunch of L's for a lot like a couple hundred years and they're trying to rebuild. Mm-hmm. You know
[00:25:34] COVID also fucked them pretty good. Mm-hmm
[00:25:37] and uh
[00:25:39] I think that's kind of what they're up to now
[00:25:42] Just trying to stop pipeline. They're drinking. Did they have buildings?
[00:25:45] Yeah, yeah, they had a adobe
[00:25:50] Adobe building in the fucking mexico have those big-ass pyramids and no that was that was the those were the end. Sorry those were the like
[00:25:57] indigenous first people
[00:25:59] Yeah, but I mean in like America like in the United States like the the Cherokee have like a
[00:26:05] Because I feel like the American verse this is again America is just being lazy
[00:26:10] Yeah, the indigenous people of mexico. Yes. They have a proud rich history. Yeah, the american americans native americans
[00:26:19] Bunch of lazy fucking no they had a ruin. They made pueblos
[00:26:23] Imagine your upene south west
[00:26:25] You come over here and the first people you meet they're like we've been here thousands of years and you're like where do you live?
[00:26:31] You're like, yeah, you know, we're just you're doing like an REI thing or camp mostly sort of camping. Yeah
[00:26:37] You'd be like, okay. Well this you know this isn't your listen you weren't chopping heads off on a pyramid. Yeah, you weren't doing apocalyptos
[00:26:44] Yeah, you weren't yeah, you weren't tossing virgins. Yeah. Do you have a god? Yeah, it's like the wind
[00:26:49] No, that's that's not cool. There's got to be like a pedophile
[00:26:54] Multiple of them like cool. You have to have a creation myth where you're born out of God's ass. No, it's like the wind and corn
[00:27:02] Yeah, no, may is yeah
[00:27:04] It's there's different for the different colors of corn in the northwest they have totem poles
[00:27:10] You got to paint my that's fucking that's something that they built in the northwest. Yeah, you know, that's not a building
[00:27:17] Well, it's like a stick
[00:27:22] Yeah, I'm talking about or if you can't live or get pussy in it. It's not a building
[00:27:27] And the tp say really they weren't even like shelter so much as like they just wanted to like hotbox
[00:27:32] Yeah, they're trying to play. That's true. Yeah, they were legalizing it. Yeah, you just wanted to go in there and
[00:27:39] Smoke the piece share a piece pipe
[00:27:43] Apparently there's something called long houses
[00:27:46] Wigwams were there cities? No, it's just a big it's big a big wigwam
[00:27:52] She's pretty cool. So Nick respects the Mayans and the Incans and Aztecs I suppose they had chocolate over there too
[00:27:58] They made up chocolate the Mayans were fucking going buckwam. Yeah
[00:28:04] Lega line is it yeah, because Rick
[00:28:09] Rick's and San Torrim got in trouble for he was giving some speech somewhere
[00:28:15] That man still around yeah, he was like one of when the Europeans came over here
[00:28:21] Native Americans had absolutely no culture whatsoever
[00:28:23] And we had to invent all of the culture and then like fucking
[00:28:29] Like chris Cuomo had him on he's like I got a real problem with this tough guy
[00:28:33] Yeah, he's like and then this is Rick San Torrim's like that was taken out of context
[00:28:37] What I meant is that they did have culture a lot of it and uh
[00:28:43] And that's what I meant
[00:28:45] Chris Cuomo was like, okay, good
[00:28:48] Well, that's good even though the speech was called
[00:28:50] Fuck Indians. Yeah, why I'm gonna still call him that Rick San Torrim did he was he was a senator right from
[00:28:59] And now he just and he just lost and now he's still around he's a Pennsylvania. Yeah, they let him on tv
[00:29:05] Yeah, pencil at the middle of the country. No, he's a Pennsylvania. He was yeah. He was super christian. Yeah
[00:29:11] Yeah
[00:29:12] Yeah, they all remember about him as a we should find him and suck his cock. Yeah, I'm gonna suck that would fuck with him
[00:29:17] Unless what's his name? They made Cuomo is
[00:29:21] You know which Cuomo the news guy. Well, he's too hot to not be dude. Is he oh my god
[00:29:26] Do you think he was uh, and this is allegedly? Yeah, allegedly he was having a sexual affair with a degree cop that was uh, no
[00:29:34] You stop it. Stop. Yeah, it is and then it's something his brother put it guys. Come on
[00:29:40] So there's limits to everything his brother put it. He called it out of his merch
[00:29:45] He was called in he called in one of his contacts at black labs chris pormos
[00:29:49] Thing is he has uh
[00:29:51] He has like the wall. Are you saying this is fetish? She has a wall
[00:29:55] Uh like a stall wall from a men's bathroom. Yeah, he got it
[00:30:00] And he carries it around the highway at the middle of the night
[00:30:03] And he loves to just set up shop because the danger of getting hit by a car while he's sucking cock
[00:30:09] So that's what makes him really come. That's what that's his thing
[00:30:11] That's the thing but he has to do in the middle and under the cover of darkness
[00:30:18] Do you think so you saying chris pormos out he was out there sucking that guy's sick
[00:30:23] The slain officer again. I this is just unsubstantiated. Okay. Well, how about that?
[00:30:29] He was and then he was saved by the wall the bathroom wall actually protected
[00:30:34] All right. Yeah, I didn't want to get into this because I wanted to respect the privacy and all right fellow patriot
[00:30:38] Yeah, you're on to something. Mm-hmm. Okay, but it's not what you think
[00:30:43] Keep digging. Yeah, nastasia was like guys. So look I'm getting my pin sucked by a girl
[00:30:48] You'll never believe it the he mouth
[00:30:51] His mouth is like a gated his mouth on the other side of the wall
[00:30:55] He was about to go public with the news that chris pormos mouth is like a girl's mouth
[00:31:01] Yeah, and obviously the pormos couldn't have this yeah
[00:31:04] So they hired a black lives matter plan andrew who's who by the way
[00:31:08] Who's one of the top officers in black lives?
[00:31:13] And by the way check this woman's background. She's hot. What was she doing in her 20s? You can't tell cia. Yep
[00:31:18] She just happened to go she was studying abroad in nikoragua. Yeah, and her cover is she's a podcaster from long island that drives them
[00:31:26] She was pod she was podcasting in nikoragua. Come on. Come on. She was fucking cia
[00:31:31] Yeah, so this woman kills on estan seal because he had a he loved getting his cock sucked by chris pormo
[00:31:37] Mm-hmm, and that's I mean we probably should have raised this because this is gonna get us killed too
[00:31:43] I don't know. Yeah, I don't like having this on the race. Chris you you mouth it like a pussy
[00:31:51] Where do you learn this stuff?
[00:31:53] His mouth is they feel like pussy then
[00:31:56] I can't wait to taste your ass too. See what it feel like chris showing up. It's like I'm wearing a little hat
[00:32:01] Yeah, like chris where'd you get that? He's like I don't do I'm not wearing anything. It's none of your business
[00:32:07] I had oh
[00:32:09] That was the kris quamonti
[00:32:12] Timontio del
[00:32:13] Deo del fucking
[00:32:15] people a bit of this is 230 in the morning in the middle of the highway
[00:32:20] Sucking it through with the stock with a doll the door. That's just falling the door
[00:32:25] He took from Yankee Stadium before they demolished it
[00:32:31] Some people wanted the seats. It's like I'm gonna take the bathroom with those handicaps all along
[00:32:40] Joe less is like hey, what if I get that door?
[00:32:44] It's mine. Yeah, Joe Joe got this. Yeah, this is a
[00:32:50] There's a casting a wide net here
[00:32:52] Yeah, it's a conspiracy so crazy enough that it's true
[00:32:57] the top
[00:32:58] It's true. So and by the way, Andrew komba is just gonna just gonna skate on asking women to hug to hug him
[00:33:06] Seems like
[00:33:09] Get worse and worse every time yeah, but yeah, no, of course there's no consequences for
[00:33:14] Wilding for anybody. Oh my god
[00:33:17] And it's like he's not even like a politician anyone like that's the other thing
[00:33:23] He's not getting away with it because it's like doing a charm offense
[00:33:26] So everyone got we got we we got legal weed out of it. That's sure basically
[00:33:30] We got legal weed and coven mushrooms. So vid vaccines for all if you're listening out there
[00:33:35] Press them a little more. Let's get mushrooms. Let's get some mushrooms and let's get sneezed next up
[00:33:41] No, I'm gonna get some sneezed. I'm good on sniz. Let's get a let's get some
[00:33:46] some
[00:33:47] some heroin going
[00:33:49] Pills maybe yeah, but I don't know about actually do
[00:33:53] Dude legalized pills legalized pills. You can do it. You can
[00:33:57] Sort the light brown kind not interested, but thank you the only one you have to inject
[00:34:03] The black tar black tar. Yeah, I don't want to do heroin. I think no I don't want to do it
[00:34:10] I think you'd love it. I think I would be a good time
[00:34:13] Yeah, you know, I don't think I need that I'm too weak-willed as it is
[00:34:18] Yeah, I have a hard enough time not eating. Oh, okay, well, so this is a good segue to
[00:34:24] What I what I was uh, I didn't tell you before
[00:34:29] You were teasing you were teasing in segues keep getting gayer and gayer, don't they the first ones came out?
[00:34:34] You're like this is the fucking gay. I should have ever seen they're like, well, what if we took the handboard segues? Oh the hoverboards are those segues? I guess
[00:34:43] Are they made by the segue corporation? I thought they shut down the whole operation after that guy killed
[00:34:48] I thought they shut down your ass after it got so wide that
[00:34:52] Shut it down. They drowned. They drowned a bunch of
[00:34:55] I just got a yeah in the car. I just got it
[00:34:59] I got it
[00:35:01] That's what got shut down. They thought it was a leg, but it was actually your wide open
[00:35:06] I did you say segue? I thought we were talking about bagway and it's your asshole begging for cocks to make their way inside
[00:35:15] No, that's a clean piece of business
[00:35:23] That was like just lean forward
[00:35:25] You're just it's not you find the wreck band you bend over and you put your ass inches away from the tip of their penis
[00:35:33] You say just lean forward. It's not it's not gay. It's gravity is gay
[00:35:38] We're just a couple of straight guys subjected to
[00:35:42] Isaac was a clear forces who was gay
[00:35:47] Yeah, that's how I figured out gravity I
[00:35:49] Suck doodgesten I suck dude's didn't was his name, but it sounded like Isaac Newton because he was deaf
[00:35:54] Yep
[00:36:00] They're like what are they saying what's he saying? It's deaf guys crazy. He loves virgin though wink wink
[00:36:08] Okay, it's actually he was
[00:36:11] A lot of the story is he discovered gravity because he was sitting under an apple tree and a bunch of guys were beating off on his face
[00:36:19] Yeah, and he was so gay he couldn't wait
[00:36:21] He was doing the calculations of how long it was going to take for the come to fall. Yeah, mm-hmm. He just he figured it out, dude
[00:36:30] I suck him with sperm or no velocity. Yeah, that's just that's the fact the limit of how fast not control
[00:36:36] Do you think if two guys beat off at the in busted at the exact same time and it's pointing down if the ones
[00:36:44] sperm swam faster they would get on the ground faster
[00:36:47] Uh, no what? I guess it would be the velocity of the last answer the question seriously
[00:36:57] Just as an opportunity for him to recall fifth grade math. Oh, no, I wasn't good at science. Oh, oh, I wasn't I wasn't good at it. Well, where you get it?
[00:37:06] Uh, I liked history
[00:37:09] I was good at history government. You have to pick something. I was social studies
[00:37:12] I was good at that stuff. I liked learning about the great man. I was better at you than you the power brokers
[00:37:20] No, yeah, the great men of the past the power chokers the power chokers. That's you choking in powerful moments
[00:37:28] Choking on a powerful man's okay. So um the power choker. So I was I went to dad him on the jumbo trom
[00:37:36] Behind the chris krummo wall
[00:37:38] Uh-huh
[00:37:40] Well, was it you the whole time are you framing chris krummo behind his gay sex wall
[00:37:45] His portable gay sex wall. Oh, yeah, of course. Anyway, go ahead adam
[00:37:50] Um
[00:37:51] So I got a we got a call is in the car coming back from dinner on saturday night
[00:37:56] I had lovely mexican food dinner very nice. No, I'm not
[00:38:00] It's not important to
[00:38:02] Sorry, you're setting the scene
[00:38:04] If anyone's an upscale anyone's in long island city costa nryka's fin. They're a long island city. I don't get a call
[00:38:10] I love only uh nice places to eat here in New York city, but what I really enjoy is the rice places
[00:38:16] Yeah, that's true hanger
[00:38:18] Thank you. Wow man. You're in long island city queens. You even buzz me. I want to say by that by the creek
[00:38:25] Want to say all right?
[00:38:27] Close bumped out 15 minute bike right away. I want to say r.a p. Well, we should do it. I'm sorry good
[00:38:31] Which is the police officer nryka costa nryka. Yeah, nice place. Well, it was like date night
[00:38:37] We were having a little bit of a day nice. I put on a shirt
[00:38:41] That's you know, we had date night. Anyway, so we're driving back. We got a call where like uh, there's this there's this
[00:38:46] Like really rich person's house with an open bar in the west village and like we like some friends
[00:38:53] Some someone I knew was there. Yeah, which you wasn't
[00:38:56] Well, I'm not saying names right now. Is it someone I know?
[00:38:59] Uh, yeah, you met you've met all all the people yeah rich person. Is it someone I know the rich person? No, no
[00:39:06] No, this was a guy. I'm thinking who this is a know who
[00:39:11] Who's not that guy? All right. It's not going to okay. Um, so so we drive to the west village
[00:39:17] And we're like outside of this like it's like a
[00:39:21] $8 million townhouse like full house in the west village. Damn jesus
[00:39:25] And so we're outside and we're like call someone to let like open the door. Let us in
[00:39:31] This guy comes up to us and it's like you're in that neighborhood and like you
[00:39:35] It's you know, you play the game where it's like a hobo or eccentric billionaire. Yeah, but taste test
[00:39:42] That's that's what it's
[00:39:44] Like inconclusive
[00:39:46] So this guy try again. So this guy comes up to us outside. He's like hey, what's up? Like you know
[00:39:52] Who do you know at this party and we're like our friends like
[00:39:57] This party
[00:39:58] He's wearing a velour track suit
[00:40:01] A rocky t-shirt is it and your dash clay? No, it's not and rocky t-shirt
[00:40:05] No, but he seems like like he's like an older old new york kind of guy got you know
[00:40:10] And rocky t-shirt and then like leather like slipping loafers respect the fit and he's like hello
[00:40:15] My name is randy. I'm a filmmaker
[00:40:17] Then he's like immediately starts Weinstein Randy quaid. No, it's not reason wasn't ready quaid
[00:40:23] I would I would say it was ready
[00:40:25] Immediately we're outside like waiting for for our friend to come down immediately starts Weinstein
[00:40:31] My girlfriend and he's like raping her. No, no, he's like no, sorry starts. Oh, no. No, he's like what do you mean?
[00:40:38] What he's like are you an actress?
[00:40:40] Oh, you know, have you ever thought about acting in a film? You know like doing that and I was like, oh god, okay?
[00:40:45] All right, she was like, yeah, no, I don't want to be an actress. Yeah, um and he's like, you know, you know
[00:40:51] I'm a filmmaker like you know, you seem like you could be you could be like a star like oh, I was like, okay great
[00:40:57] Whatever who cares and then you said you say that guy. Oh really? What other stars have you like created?
[00:41:02] Yeah, well, I wasn't questioning his fucking bona fides. I just wanted to get inside. There was an open bar
[00:41:09] You know, I just wanted to get inside
[00:41:11] Randy
[00:41:13] so then so so he's like and then he there's a
[00:41:17] There was a he's like telling us that he drives the monster rati
[00:41:21] Hell yeah, and he's like he's like I don't know the people at the party
[00:41:23] But I live across the street and I've aloft and we're gonna have a little bit of an after party in my place
[00:41:29] And that's when the drugs are gonna come out we'd have a fun time and I want you guys there
[00:41:33] I want the two of you guys there awesome. I'm I after party. We're like, okay, Randy. That sounds good
[00:41:37] So we get led in we go up. It's like it's not a big party
[00:41:42] It's like it's maybe pop Randy's after party. No, no, no, this is the original party
[00:41:48] It's like tops so Randy's not inside. He's just no Randy comes in. Oh, he's just I thought he was outside trying to poach guests
[00:41:54] No, no, no, no, Randy comes inside with us. Cool. You know, I think he's just like a neighbor that here's a party happening or something
[00:42:01] He's like I could rape somebody he goes inside and there's tops 20
[00:42:05] People there there's like servants Jesus Christ. There's like it's like it's like oh, it's a party for like 40 and 50 year old
[00:42:13] Like rich parents right right right?
[00:42:15] The women are where you felt right at home the women are wearing gowns
[00:42:19] No, I was wearing a hoodie like well the age age wise
[00:42:23] Age wise
[00:42:26] The see through
[00:42:30] Oh with panties on and people still couldn't see his penis so right
[00:42:34] So I walk in I'm like I don't want to talk to this Randy guys annoying
[00:42:38] But like whatever so he comes in he like goes up to the bartender
[00:42:41] He's like can I get a margarita and then he makes this big scene?
[00:42:44] He's like so what the fuck is this shit is too spicy. Can you make me a normal fucking boy?
[00:42:49] Christ he's going around he's saying he doesn't know when he went to party and he's just gonna be addicted to their bartenders
[00:42:55] Yeah, he would but the fuck is the two spicy margarita?
[00:42:59] He's like why you make this so spicy. That's awesome. So he's going around. He's introducing himself
[00:43:04] He's working the room. I'm just watching this guy work the room
[00:43:07] Of course, he's like kind of transfixing and then he comes back to me. He's like, you know, you know, I'm a filmmaker
[00:43:14] I'm a he didn't actually say that this many times. What he didn't actually say that this many times
[00:43:19] What I'm a filmmaker just starting every since no he said he was a filmmaker and that he lost
[00:43:25] $7.8 million and made off and then he drives a mozzurati
[00:43:27] Hell yeah
[00:43:29] 7 8 7.8 million dollars and made off but he got every dime back. How? I think they have made off
[00:43:37] Okay, so
[00:43:40] So he's like
[00:43:42] Meantime I've found I I looked him up online. I'm like there's nothing on I am to be
[00:43:48] I was like this guy's lying. He's walking around lying
[00:43:51] So he comes back to me. He's like, you know, you have you ever been in film? I'm like, no, I'm not in film
[00:43:55] And he's like so, you know, I got a script in development right now. I'm producer. I wrote it
[00:44:01] Directed. I'm also gonna start in it
[00:44:05] And I was like what's it called? He's like
[00:44:08] uh, the working title right now is
[00:44:11] Confessions of a form of crack at
[00:44:13] That sounds good. He's like yeah, it's been a production number one. I got a mozzurati
[00:44:25] confession number two I lost 7.8 billion dollars
[00:44:29] in made-off to Bernie Sanders
[00:44:32] But I got it all back fighting
[00:44:36] I made it all back beating up bombs
[00:44:38] So
[00:44:39] So we're like at this place
[00:44:41] You know, I go outside for a cigarette with a friend of mine and Randy comes down and
[00:44:48] He's like listen guys. I was just in a fucking cab from upper east side
[00:44:52] I have a fucking Gucci wallet. I forgot in the cab
[00:44:55] It's like you guys won't mind giving me like 10 bucks
[00:45:01] Out of here
[00:45:03] So we're like okay, bro. So I love my Gucci wallet in the cab
[00:45:08] So my friend my friend gives him $10 right yeah, and so then he's like all right. I'll be right back
[00:45:17] And he just takes a fucking crack pipe out. He just starts hitting rock
[00:45:24] Wait, he comes back from where from this car. He gets in a car. He buys rock. He starts
[00:45:31] He borrowed the money explicitly to buy crack
[00:45:33] Okay
[00:45:37] Guys the movie called confessions of the former
[00:45:41] And then he's like listen. I don't do crack anymore
[00:45:43] He's like as he's about to like if I hit hit
[00:45:47] Like just light up light up this crack cocaine
[00:45:51] And i'm like
[00:45:52] I say well, it looks like you're doing crack right now. He's like he's like this is base. This is base
[00:45:58] I'm free-basing cocaine. I don't do crack. That's incredible. So he's hitting rock
[00:46:02] Yeah, sorry. You can't buy enough cocaine the free base with $10
[00:46:07] He had like probably not even smoking crack at that. Yeah, he's he was he was who's selling crack like a pebble
[00:46:14] Where is it the west village?
[00:46:16] So it's yeah, some guy came in a car met him
[00:46:20] My my friend gave him money. He bought crack
[00:46:24] And then uh, so he's hitting crack in front of this like probably $8 million
[00:46:28] I'm sorry
[00:46:32] This is also this is actually Andrew Cuomo
[00:46:37] They do they have they call it the boys night out
[00:46:40] Yeah, of course
[00:46:41] Cuomo goes and sucks dick on the highway
[00:46:43] Right chris goes and then Andrew pretends to be a guy named brandy. Yep gets his nipples worked
[00:46:49] So then this like mokes crack this uh, you know, I used to be the governor
[00:46:52] So then this guy's like walking down the street some some neighbors some rich like gay guy walkie his dog
[00:47:00] And he's like he's like you guys can't be out here right now
[00:47:04] They're like the man who lives in this house is a very rude man
[00:47:07] He's like and he's very powerful and he wouldn't like you guys smoking cigarettes on his porch
[00:47:12] And I was like well actually this guy over here smoking crack
[00:47:15] I was like I don't know if you wanted a we're at this party. This guy's smoking crack here right now
[00:47:23] I don't know if you let some of this crack
[00:47:26] And then yeah, then we went back inside and then the people that own the house are like yeah, that's a that's a local homeless person
[00:47:32] That you guys randy let it
[00:47:36] I guess he had a cell phone
[00:47:38] And but we were like women and gowns and stuff randy was just we had a rich parents party
[00:47:47] That's incredible. Yeah, they're like yeah, this guy's like a local homeless person
[00:47:51] Like he's like a bullshit artist like we've seen him around the neighborhood for you. That's so he's like yeah
[00:47:56] We're gonna get the staff to and then your girlfriend's like oh my god. I fucked him
[00:48:01] No, but this entire night i've been talking about
[00:48:04] There is a monkey mom to be in his movie. No, there was I thought I was gonna be an actress and you did nothing at him
[00:48:09] There was this woman there attacked me from his penis
[00:48:12] One of the ladies there like she's like he's a homeless man. She's like I just gave him my phone number
[00:48:20] Even they escorted about and then like this rich lady. She's like I don't know what to do randy's calling me right now
[00:48:27] He's outside. He wants to go. He wants to come back in
[00:48:30] What do I do?
[00:48:32] Like how do you block a phone number?
[00:48:36] This crack head is outside calling
[00:48:40] My god, he got bounced and he started calling this lady
[00:48:43] Okay, here's the punchline. So I said like fuck so I'm like we're like
[00:48:49] We just we're there for like in that two hours. Yeah, we're like we're leaving
[00:48:53] So I said bye to like the lady and lord of the house sure
[00:48:57] I found out who the guy is who randy is or the
[00:49:00] No, the guy who was the house. He's the grandson of a
[00:49:05] One of the most powerful men in american history. I'm not gonna say it on the show because the wife is actually I think
[00:49:13] She's going to she's going to be hiring my she was telling us listen to the show. No, but I don't want I don't want it's fine
[00:49:19] Don't say no they could kill people like they're like uh, so can we we can't kill people like that dude
[00:49:25] I have a boss. I'll say this they have store they have started wars. Yeah, sure
[00:49:30] That's all I'll say they have started
[00:49:33] The worst family. Yeah, the Hearst family. Yeah
[00:49:39] Um
[00:49:40] Yeah, so the fucking the fucking it is the Hearst family the fucking the fucking
[00:49:45] The baker was it rose buds? They've been rose, but they've been tainted by letting hardwick hit
[00:49:52] Chris hardwick smashed the hearse he did
[00:49:55] Now they're
[00:49:56] Roth child the one's powerful hold on. We'll figure this out. This is the Roth child. No, it is the Hearst
[00:50:01] No, I'm not gonna say who it is. Is it the Roth child's?
[00:50:04] Maybe it's so it's someone like that. There's a billion. There's a bunch of Hearst. It doesn't matter. It's the Hearst family
[00:50:10] That's all I'll say
[00:50:11] Okay, so wait, so this guy's not even Italian
[00:50:14] No, he's he's jewish actually this guy raco or randy. Yeah. Yeah. I found randy's instagram and twitter
[00:50:21] And he had one post. I don't want to get this guy. I don't want to get
[00:50:27] I won't say his last name, but you got him have him on the show. We already should have
[00:50:31] We start doing it in your place again. We'll switch over
[00:50:34] We'll be guest number one
[00:50:36] Dude, I'll I'll email him your address the amount of bullshit that randy
[00:50:40] Can spew off in like within
[00:50:42] We should have I'm not even kidding. We should have randy on the show. Yeah, which you know
[00:50:46] It's those fucking mainstream media jeans just helping him pump out lies and bullshit
[00:50:52] Honestly, like I wasn't sure if he was a fancy person. He could have just been a rich slob
[00:50:58] Sure. There's for sure. There's plenty of he didn't like he didn't read as a hobo immediately
[00:51:05] But like within 30 seconds you can tell like this is a pathological liar, right? And I've just a lot of crack
[00:51:10] That's so fucking funny did the fact he was calling that lady
[00:51:18] I gave him my phone number. I didn't know he was homeless. That's so
[00:51:25] That's awesome dude. Yeah, but that guy rocked. Shout out to fucking randy. Shout out to randy
[00:51:31] I like his fit too. As you described it. So is randy like it's uh
[00:51:36] It's fucking it's short for
[00:51:38] For uh for randy randy randy randy roth child. Yeah, what is some other family?
[00:51:50] The op-in-heimers the the chinese the chinese was it liz chinese house
[00:51:57] Uh
[00:51:59] Yeah, she had their munching box. Where is patty herst his mom? I get uh patty herst was the child of
[00:52:07] William Randolph first or the grandchild. She the one that was in the like the bank robbery or whatever she was uh
[00:52:13] kidnapped by the grandchild of simba knees liberation army. Yeah, yeah, some shit like yeah, yeah
[00:52:20] I think grand daughter randy herst is no no it wasn't randy was the homeload
[00:52:25] William Randolph her's really. Oh, was it really?
[00:52:28] Was I who randy is no but he
[00:52:30] William Randolph first had a son named randy herst randy herst his patty earths his father
[00:52:35] So maybe so there's a kid named after randy
[00:52:39] Or after him
[00:52:41] Well, we'll get to the bottom
[00:52:44] Yeah, yeah, look at this captured oh hell yeah
[00:52:49] He looks like jotovito
[00:52:51] He rocks this guy. Yeah, no, he doesn't know I have a phone in front of me. Yeah. Yeah, I need a good slot
[00:52:59] It's the cap shot one of his instagrams
[00:53:01] Oh, this guy isn't how I was picturing him at all. No that he's got like nice glasses
[00:53:05] Yeah, he has nice glasses and stuff. He's like he reads as like maybe he is uh, yeah, he could pass
[00:53:12] He is like a like a schlubby gross film director
[00:53:18] Of a former but he's not he's not um
[00:53:22] Is he homeless?
[00:53:24] Or is he just like I don't know if he is homeless
[00:53:27] He was claiming to have a loft across the street and drive a mozzarati. Yeah, well, here's just here's his LinkedIn
[00:53:33] I found his LinkedIn and his his twitter. Yeah, I don't think this guy's homeless. I think it's a guy with a job and a LinkedIn
[00:53:40] He could just be a crack addict that hangs out on the street a lot
[00:53:45] That's cool though. We should have him on
[00:53:48] Yeah, I would love to have him on
[00:53:52] Maybe he'll suck our cocks. Yeah
[00:53:54] either the the old uh
[00:53:57] Chris Cuomo get him on the podcasting casting couch the podcasting couch. Yeah
[00:54:05] Um, well, that's very funny. That's not the fucking Randy
[00:54:11] So what else I had a nice little weekend with my little brothers turned 30
[00:54:16] What are you doing watching this video? It's it's him getting a haircut and someone says did you pay for this with stolen money?
[00:54:29] It's the only comment
[00:54:31] So maybe use some kind of scammer. Yeah, he's like a local scammer. That's awesome. Yeah. I like that guy
[00:55:02] Is that billy joe
[00:55:05] It's all of these like weird comments on his instagram post
[00:55:11] Like what
[00:55:13] Uh
[00:55:16] Has so like, you know, he's because record player says girl you'll be a woman soon and someone says boy
[00:55:21] You'll be scamming again soon
[00:55:24] You don't got to be this way randy be honest and people will treat you better than you think
[00:55:29] There are other there are other resources for persons in need and he responds sucker
[00:55:40] Damn, I don't got finesse by this guy so I don't know what he just walked in behind us. I mean
[00:55:47] You got finesse they were I mean Adam you gave him money to buy crack and I didn't give him money to buy
[00:55:53] The fuck your girlfriend and then he had to be did have said I led him outside my girlfriend
[00:55:56] That's your thing that's your thing though. That is kind of party. It was listen. I was in control of that
[00:56:02] How was the party otherwise man?
[00:56:05] It was I mean it was fun. I was fine to like, you know get drink free booze
[00:56:09] Yeah, I'm like I was talking of like
[00:56:13] Just you know people that are not part of regular society. Yeah, just they're freaks too, you know
[00:56:20] Would you let them use your ass
[00:56:22] Those people for how much there's this Twitter Twitter and the big bio is I love directing film
[00:56:28] I I found it's Twitter the process excites me just being involved in the collaborative experience of people
[00:56:35] I don't care. Honestly, they should find him
[00:56:38] Yeah, yeah, he has he had a tweet that I thought was right about well read it about black people need to take
[00:56:44] response
[00:56:46] Oh, no, no, no, you missed you missed the best tweet
[00:56:54] Is fucking he's retweeting the New York Times Jeffrey Katzenberg blames pandemic for queen bdruff start and randy responds
[00:57:01] Mr. Katzenberg, please cast me in some of the queen b shows
[00:57:05] I love him
[00:57:12] Hell yeah, dude. He's trying to jump onto the quibi
[00:57:15] ship
[00:57:16] Yeah
[00:57:17] In responding with article about quibi's failure and it's like he's responding to the New York Times
[00:57:24] He's not even he's not even adding
[00:57:27] Jeffrey Katzenberg rock if he
[00:57:30] Scammed quibi into thinking he was a director
[00:57:33] I got 10 million dollars to make a show that never was met
[00:57:38] I'm waiting for a casting director. Oh great. I'm waiting for a casting director on Bobby De Niro's next film
[00:57:45] Uh like and then like a bunch of yeah to eat he did like the looney tune sensor move
[00:57:51] Or instead of asterisk. It's like fucking percent signs. Yeah fucking call my iphone
[00:57:56] What's the hold up? I'm the man for the role lady. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
[00:58:08] Hell yeah, dude. I'm still quite pissed off that president trump has hit firstly called me in response to my application to be a secret service
[00:58:16] Oh my god, dude. He rocks
[00:58:18] This guy's awesome
[00:58:20] And he makes some really great points
[00:58:22] He makes great points. Yeah, he was at the party like he had like he was he's a phone and he was just filming people at the party
[00:58:32] Just people talking
[00:58:34] I want to see the I want to see the video of that
[00:58:38] Good for him. He should text him or not to be is this him?
[00:58:44] That is the question
[00:58:46] Oh
[00:58:51] Oh hell yeah
[00:58:54] Whether it is nobler in the mind
[00:58:57] To suffer the slings
[00:59:01] And the arrows of outrageous fortune
[00:59:05] Not to take arms against the sea of trouble he's reading it dude
[00:59:10] And by opposing end of them
[00:59:13] To die
[00:59:15] To die
[00:59:17] So this is him doing hamlet
[00:59:19] But you can see in the reflection of his glasses that he's just reading this off his laptop
[00:59:24] He's pretending to be pensive about it
[00:59:26] Well, he like he dramatically took off his glasses in the beginning and then realized he'd need them so he put them immediately back on
[00:59:35] Sleep
[00:59:37] No more
[00:59:39] And by asleep to say we end the hot egg and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is air too
[00:59:47] It's like two it's like
[00:59:49] I guess it's supposed to be like a like either a transatlantic or british accent
[00:59:54] So you know it starts off a to be you and not to be he's like well, we got a fucking hotache
[01:00:01] I gotta say he's got a deeper voice than I he's got a nice like he's got a nice voice. Yeah. Well crackle do that timber
[01:00:06] Yeah, yeah, you fucking dry your shit out with crack cocaine for 20 years. Yeah, really?
[01:00:11] It'll give you a sexy voice. Yeah, it sounds like the back of a barbecue restaurant
[01:00:16] Yeah, dude. He's got some flavor to the consummation devoutly to be wished
[01:00:24] To die
[01:00:27] To sleep
[01:00:32] To sleep
[01:00:34] The chance to dream
[01:00:38] Look over. Hi
[01:00:42] That's the rub
[01:00:48] For in that sleep of death, I mean, this is like just this is awesome. Yeah, this is really fun
[01:00:53] Imagine you went to go see Shakespeare something you're already pretending to enjoy. Yeah, and this fucking asshole is drawing out
[01:01:00] This speech everyone's heard a billion fucking time
[01:01:05] These unnecessary pregnant pauses. Well, he's just reading I know
[01:01:11] But I mean, I'm sure this man can read faster than that. I don't know man. I wouldn't be so sure dreams may come
[01:01:17] When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
[01:01:24] Must give us pause
[01:01:26] There's the respect that makes calamity of soul
[01:01:35] The hands are awesome. He's twitch what was that post today? He's doing he's doing what's that? What did he put? What was the caption?
[01:01:41] It's just on youtube hamlet Randy godly
[01:01:46] Oh, it was a youtube
[01:01:48] Um one subscriber. Let's see if he's got other videos sock commercial audition
[01:01:58] The moment you put them on you know, there's something different
[01:02:04] This is no ordinary sock. This is something different
[01:02:09] No
[01:02:18] Hell yeah, dude respect sock audition selfie number three. Oh, did he's got a lot of sock commercial. So yes
[01:02:30] I really love the socks that I'm wearing
[01:02:34] The Josie hey bank
[01:02:36] They're nice and comfortable they slide on
[01:02:44] Nothing funny about it. These are great socks
[01:02:49] I am me for the job
[01:02:58] Josie, I am g 123
[01:03:01] I'm too old to do it myself, but if you want to find this guy and send him prompts for commercial audition
[01:03:09] And see if they end up on the
[01:03:12] I won't have problem with it
[01:03:16] If we have whatever whatever type of
[01:03:19] What's this one? This is the best because here's the thing it's like
[01:03:24] This is the best kind of rich person. He's not rich. He's a scammer. No. I think he has a house
[01:03:30] It looks like from the her the Hearst family has so much money. There's no way this guy
[01:03:34] He's not a herst
[01:03:36] That was a joke. He's the guy from the he's the guy
[01:03:39] He just was a guy who was smoking. Oh, we're at a rich guy's house and then a crackhead from the snug in
[01:03:45] Followed us in he's not a herst. Oh, okay. He's a guy named randy god leap
[01:03:50] Then we met on the street who presented himself as a filmmaker and then I went once he was inside
[01:03:56] I looked him up on IMDB. Yeah, okay. I didn't realize we were just laughing at like some crackhead homeless person
[01:04:02] No, he's like a he's a scammer. I thought it. I thought it was a herst air
[01:04:07] No, no, this was like a hunter Biden situation. No, no, that would be no
[01:04:11] This is a little bit bad, but we've already started the process
[01:04:17] No, I still think we should maybe when I started when I started we should have him on the show. Yeah
[01:04:22] Yeah, do different auditions. Yeah to run through some stuff. I was he's got a great voice. He does have a great voice
[01:04:31] I really love the socks
[01:04:37] There's nothing funny about it. They're really great
[01:04:42] The moment you put them on
[01:04:47] You know you're wearing something different
[01:04:49] This is not just an ordinary sock
[01:04:52] I'm looking more. Let me see if I've watched all the sock commercials
[01:04:57] Yeah, I think that's it. No, one other one here
[01:05:14] I
[01:05:29] Think he loves taking his glasses. He loves Neil Diamond
[01:05:33] I
[01:05:42] The dreams in on the shores they come to America
[01:05:48] They've been traveling far we found a home free only one looking free
[01:06:10] Hey, so like Vin Diesel. Yeah, he's got a he's got a really nice tambour
[01:06:15] Yeah, he's a hot guy. So check him out check out Randy golly. Let's get him famous. Don't yeah, don't harass him
[01:06:23] No, I'm harassed. Yeah, if he were a her stare
[01:06:26] Go for it, but honestly any attention he'll get he won't consider. I mean he just wants to be famous. Clearly
[01:06:34] Uh, yeah, don't but still don't be mean to yeah, don't do don't do exactly what they look if you get this guy
[01:06:41] I don't exploit him on your podcast. It gets a quarter million downloads a week
[01:06:47] Laughing at all of his videos and directing people to not harass him. Don't do that. Don't do what we
[01:06:54] unless
[01:06:55] It turns out he is a her stare. I don't think he's an answer or a story
[01:06:59] Or you heard the first part of the show when we
[01:07:02] Misunderstood and thought he was Nick and you already started the process of harassing him right and it can't be taken back
[01:07:11] At which point all you have to say is
[01:07:14] You know, it makes you see in a video
[01:07:16] There's like it's like a like a I don't know like a either a BLM or anti-fib protest or something
[01:07:22] And just some asian guy in a suit walks by and these people are like fuck you fascist
[01:07:27] He's like, hey, why'd you say that to me? Yeah, and they're like
[01:07:29] Uh, you know, he's like, do you think I'm Andy? No
[01:07:35] And it's just like white girls and like well if you weren't you wouldn't
[01:07:39] Be you know, and he's like what does that even mean? Yeah? Yeah, like you're just fucking racist
[01:07:44] And then there's still a certain argument of course and tell him that find a way to be right and tell him that he is
[01:07:51] Right, right, right respect. Yeah
[01:07:54] Big respect. Well, check uh
[01:07:57] Check that guy out check us out funny moms is coming back. Yes, it is
[01:08:04] Tickets are already on sale by the time you're hearing this
[01:08:09] Oh shit, it's in like a I guess a week from when this comes out. Mm-hmm first funny moms
[01:08:15] I got a
[01:08:24] Why the middle finger what's the name? Who the fuck are you?
[01:08:31] Do you think that I'm Andy knows that we're gonna
[01:08:33] You raise this cunt
[01:08:36] Would you like to see my face?
[01:08:38] But I'm fucking sick of this is the second time this is happening 3070 purchase you're doing it intentionally
[01:08:46] Andy what's wrong?
[01:08:48] I'm super proud that I'm not Andy
[01:08:51] Really irritated that you can't stand here
[01:08:55] A bunch of racist cons and you gotta
[01:08:57] Here if you're not why you're here
[01:09:14] I don't think your argument has any
[01:09:18] Yeah, what would really need to go in the garbage amen brother
[01:09:23] What's the I wish I had a toilet flush noise. Oh, we need one of those white women
[01:09:30] Yeah garbage disposal
[01:09:34] I really love to chop white women up into a bunch of pieces and put them in the garbage
[01:09:40] I think it works better as a metaphor
[01:09:42] Um, just garbage disposal noise. Let's get that going on the soundboard here
[01:09:54] There we go. Thank you autistic thank thank god for autistic people
[01:09:59] That you can type that in youtube and a guy named this steven lavium on your has
[01:10:05] An account. Well, it's just garbage disposal's making load noise
[01:10:17] Um, that's a different noise, but uh, not the right noise. That's a stiex
[01:10:22] All right, well, well folks if you enjoy the show maybe check out some of our sister shows like the um,
[01:10:35] Face the reality instagram live show produced by Jessica
[01:10:42] Yeah, it was a plant by the Cuomo's. Yeah, the CIA. Yeah, um
[01:10:47] And that's it. I guess I will do it. Yeah. Bye