[00:00:00] Jonas would say I saw Jones in person

[00:00:04] You guys can go ahead and just discuss this on the show if you like yeah, let's talk about it

[00:00:09] Fuck Trey young cuz it sounds like you got a lot of stuff. You want to talk about yes the NBA playoffs

[00:00:14] First of all, you know, I have no honor for a minute. I just want to sit here and enjoy the weather

[00:00:19] It is really nice out there. You know what?

[00:00:22] Just cool. All right

[00:00:24] Stop dude Nick's talking about the weather. I'm done talking about it. It's just I want to enjoy it

[00:00:30] Alone and it's ruining it if Adam

[00:00:34] I think it's becoming too warm

[00:00:37] smiling too much at the Sun I

[00:00:40] What I think you should support any

[00:00:43] 20

[00:00:44] You're old with those say it don't say it because I have better hair than Trey young his hair is

[00:00:50] He's horrible. He looks like it looks like he's shaped somebody shave their balls and threw it on a lollipop a fellow

[00:00:58] Not a fellow

[00:01:00] Not a fellow. He's a he's I don't know who he would be a fellow too because everyone on this podcast has hair

[00:01:06] Are you talking about trade trade songs?

[00:01:13] Mr. Steel your girl who steal your motherfucking girl

[00:01:16] Who's that thing

[00:01:18] And that restaurant

[00:01:22] Oh, yeah

[00:01:24] Like I'm Mr. Steel your girl and the girls like I have no interesting you. Oh, yeah, they did woman being like excuse me

[00:01:35] Nobody talking to your ass

[00:01:39] And then going back to the guy and be like yeah, I could fuck your bitch no problem

[00:01:43] I

[00:01:45] Zenberg sandwich

[00:01:47] Well, is that where that was? Oh, it was they the owner closed it closed well

[00:01:52] They moved to fucking they moved to the West Bank. Yeah, did they yeah?

[00:01:56] They just like stole somebody's house in the West Bank. All right. Well, I'm glad that they reopened. Yeah, I think I

[00:02:03] Think that sounds right. They either went out of business because of the pandemic

[00:02:07] Yeah, they moved to Gaza they moved to the West Bank

[00:02:13] I'm glad they found another way

[00:02:17] It was like flat iron. Yeah, Fifth Avenue and

[00:02:21] Did we get it was

[00:02:23] Pestrami sandwich. Yeah, you know what's real fucking good as David's brisket on

[00:02:29] Astrid and I hadn't been there until I passed by it all the time. Yeah, it's like a little hole in the wall

[00:02:34] Yeah, I got it like the first month I moved here when I was saying it Eric's

[00:02:37] It was like walking distance from that's probably why I didn't why because I told you yeah

[00:02:44] Well, here's a no, no, it's a couple years ago was very bad right right then recently like four or five years ago

[00:02:51] Would you say yes, that's it used to be a really bad six, but then the owners moved the gospel?

[00:02:57] sold it sold it they did a

[00:02:59] Did a life swap with a West Bankian family, I think thought it was a Jewish guy named David and he found out

[00:03:06] No, you idiot

[00:03:07] That's what makes it the reason why I didn't think it was because it was it's like a Muslim owned

[00:03:11] Preshrami shot. It's a Muslim

[00:03:13] I'm not stupid and it's like if I want Preshrami, I'll go to like a you know, it's like they do that in the law

[00:03:19] Yeah, how about you code. Yeah, you go, you know

[00:03:23] Dude, that's a fucking awesome name. Yeah, I'm a Robbie

[00:03:26] So he was like a ninja that lived in in in in

[00:03:31] Babbelam. Yeah, he was like he was like if you if you touch a bitches tits

[00:03:37] We chop your one of your nuts off ninja started the scrotum. Yeah

[00:03:43] Dude, that's honestly the only reason anybody knows about his code is because of how awesome his name was if his name was like fucking

[00:03:50] Pescadelle or some shit no Pescadelle's code. No, thanks. You got to respect a man with the code

[00:03:56] Homorabi. Yeah. Oh, yeah

[00:03:59] Homorabi's motherfucking code. Yeah, they had some cool names back in those tests. They certainly do well

[00:04:06] Hammurabi

[00:04:12] Hannibal's a good name animals awesome. Yeah, and the fact that he was what he was just like a black dude that was fucking up

[00:04:18] Rome

[00:04:19] Was he black dude, I think so isn't that what I think you're thinking of Hannibal Burris. That's right the one from the Bible was a

[00:04:26] No, no, I'm thinking of Hannibal the fucking the general the general. Yeah, he was he was there's a Hannibal in the Bible

[00:04:33] No, no, I mean like biblical times

[00:04:38] Everything before

[00:04:40] Yeah, the Egyptians in the Bible they were in the Bible they were but the cool ones

[00:04:50] Right, you know Hannibal was the general who's the new best the dog head guy. That was a real guy

[00:04:56] He was he would lick pussy like a dog. That was his secret power

[00:05:01] If you had a dog's head and a dog's tongue the dog had pussy for hours

[00:05:06] Yeah, he made the IPA dog dog head dog fish dog shit pussy

[00:05:13] Yeah, this is my favorite beer dog shit pussy 120

[00:05:22] Well don't want to some other good names from back in the for the Bible days for the Bible days

[00:05:27] I'm blanking at Nebuchadnezzar and Hannibal Hannibal solid, but I'm a Robbie really is

[00:05:33] Hammurabi no, this is a couple more

[00:05:37] You're talking about from like ancient Persian sure just that just listen that flavor

[00:05:42] But there any mess of Potamians were forgetting I don't know I mean

[00:05:47] That's a rock now, right? Yeah, that's the fertile crescent

[00:05:52] What is mess of Potamians in between the Tigris and the Tigris and the in between herbs?

[00:05:57] Messo you freighties nuts messa is inside you freight you freighties nuts you

[00:06:03] Freight these nuts

[00:06:05] And then and then the whole thing is the Levant or the Levant is from the Dead Sea to where I think the Levant is just the Middle East

[00:06:16] Levant is Syria to Israel no, it's more than that

[00:06:22] Levant is cool to Levant is fire

[00:06:24] But it would have to be El apostrophe

[00:06:30] Yeah, send Levant to the Levant

[00:06:33] That that's how we do it. We find a guy named Levant to solve the the pal Israel Palestine can make them all parlay

[00:06:40] You know what I said that

[00:06:48] Until every country in the area recognizes Israel's right to exist as an ethnostate

[00:06:55] An ethnostate that's what he said will be more will be guaranteed

[00:07:00] I'm paraphrasing, but that's almost exactly what he said that sounds like a hard sentence for Joe Biden. Yeah

[00:07:07] I know state seems like you trouble

[00:07:18] Yeah, he's like test driving an electric F 150

[00:07:23] Oh, this puppy knows how to run is just doing his like

[00:07:27] sunglasses thing and then they're like that's when he said his best

[00:07:30] They're like can you please comment on the on the Israel Palestine?

[00:07:33] He's like no, I won't unless you get in front of this damn

[00:07:37] Yeah, he did that's right. He tried to run someone over

[00:07:40] Instead of just kidding just kidding. Yeah, so when so let me just you hit this straight when somebody does it to escape a violent

[00:07:49] Antifit protest. Yes, that's wrong, but if you do it to defend the Israel's right to commit genocide. Yes

[00:07:55] That's a cool way to drive your car

[00:07:57] Yeah, it's cool. That's a cool way

[00:08:04] Fuck man

[00:08:06] Do you guys know there's a fuck did you guys know American Idol still going on? Oh

[00:08:11] Every week I took it over here this morning and apparently and the driver was listening to CBS radio

[00:08:18] Which I didn't know was a radio station. I thought they just did TV started off as a radio station

[00:08:23] That's crazy that they still got it going mm-hmm and apparently there was a country rocker who won

[00:08:31] Yeah, my gummy gentry

[00:08:36] My gummy gentry is the funniest

[00:08:38] You play that song where they're like mad at their neighbors

[00:08:42] Their neighbors a package. Yeah

[00:08:45] Some like rich guy moves to his like neighborhood. It just looks like a big suburban development

[00:08:50] Yeah, of course and he's I get the hell out of here

[00:08:54] You fucking hummus

[00:08:58] With your boat shoes and your fucking light beer you can suck my dick

[00:09:06] That's that's all wrong. You may have money, but I my dick is begging

[00:09:11] Big fat pain hands. It's so fucking bad. It doesn't even work. Yeah, that's all

[00:09:17] I got one of those purely show pain is it's a big floppy kind

[00:09:24] And I'm ding-dong. I'm at your door and I'm asking you to suck my flop. Welcome to the neighbor

[00:09:41] You probably voted

[00:09:45] Probably voted nobody here votes

[00:09:49] We're not

[00:10:00] My gummy gentry that one of the guys has a hilarious hat. Mm-hmm. He looks like Billy Joel, but with the fucking yeah

[00:10:06] I can't remember he looks like dark wing duck Billy. It might be it might be where I come from but it's it's not

[00:10:11] It's more the video than the lyrics the video is very funny. Yeah

[00:10:18] Yeah, take the wire

[00:10:22] Honestly, I'm I'm rocking with the vibes so far

[00:10:32] And I won't go

[00:10:34] City lights if you ain't ever took a ride around

[00:10:40] Cruise right through the heart of my town

[00:10:44] Would be like

[00:10:48] We may be

[00:10:51] Slow you may be retired. The best part is is like the people that like this live in towns that like have like a jamba juice

[00:10:58] And yeah, yeah, this is like these towns don't exist

[00:11:09] You drive like a hundred and fifty thousand dollar pickup truck the Starbucks

[00:11:13] Smallness man. There's a preacher man in a cowboy shirt nobody's gonna call the cops. That would be a

[00:11:13] Smallness man

[00:11:32] I

[00:11:34] Don't think it's this on this and not they have another one more with similar thematic. Yeah, I mean it's all yeah

[00:11:40] It's maybe a different song, but yeah, it's where it's also probably I have no idea

[00:11:46] I haven't looked it up, but I would not be surprised if Montgomery gentry has not been living in Los Angeles for the past 35

[00:11:57] Really

[00:11:59] Duster it's yeah, dude. They the Quaker oatmeal guy had to yeah, yeah, well, we're just making old meal

[00:12:10] And if you like your old meal flavors you better get the little package

[00:12:15] Because the big kind doesn't come with flavors seems counterintuitive

[00:12:21] Anybody eating that much goddamn oatmeal probably likes the flavors

[00:12:25] Both they got it backwards. It's sure they got the whole thing damn backwards

[00:12:30] The old meal enthusiasts or the maple and cinnamon folks and maybe the apple cinnamon

[00:12:35] I like the pieces maple and brown sugar that's good. No, I like all the peach a peach

[00:12:40] Peaches and cream is you know what this is not when I was a kid mixing the apple cinnamon and the maple brown sugar

[00:12:48] Yeah, mix those two. Oh shit, dude

[00:12:50] I was in 10 rate 2017 gentry died in a helicopter crash in Medford, New Jersey

[00:12:56] Where I come from

[00:12:58] Everybody dies in a helicopter crash

[00:13:01] Is a man on my friends live a simple life cooking the dev in helicopter gas burning today

[00:13:12] On the side of a mountain in Chabekwondo, York

[00:13:15] My helicopter crash just a simple way to die

[00:13:21] Country

[00:13:26] No fanfare about it. No big show just quietly dining in an explosive helicopter crash

[00:13:34] All right, Peter gentry despite gentry's death Montgomery continues to tour

[00:13:43] Montgomery gentry

[00:13:45] He doesn't well my friend

[00:13:49] In a simple folk helicopter crash

[00:13:55] Simple folk things like losing your business partner or

[00:13:58] Well, it didn't care much for work because you just didn't even take his name out of the thing

[00:14:06] Just kept cruising with your country boy. It's important not to

[00:14:10] Fuck up what you got what you got going. You just keep printing money

[00:14:16] You've been on autopilot for 20 years and you don't intend to stop now

[00:14:20] You just keep going and doesn't really matter you're on pills and you don't even give a fuck

[00:14:25] Let your friend died and you keep using helicopters get everywhere

[00:14:31] Uh, let's see Eddie. Let's read their

[00:14:35] Gerald that word Eddie Montgomery was born in Danville, Kentucky interesting. Okay

[00:14:40] In November 2010 Montgomery told great american country that he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer

[00:14:47] Successfully removed. Okay. Nothing good until he died. I guess

[00:14:51] Wait, it was gentry the one that died

[00:14:53] I

[00:14:55] I don't fucking care these guys are boring

[00:14:57] No, when I get sucked off everybody fucking loves to watch my dick get hard

[00:15:04] Well, I came home yesterday

[00:15:07] And my baby was on all fours and a golden retriever was behind her

[00:15:12] She was having sex with our dog

[00:15:16] Um

[00:15:17] Yeah, hey eric, I think maybe we'll save this one for the the basement tapes

[00:15:24] Oh shit, hold on his wife his wife divorced him the same month he got cancer and she left me for our dog

[00:15:32] She john mccain day. She did

[00:15:35] Serving in papers at Eddie Montgomery steakhouse a restaurant he owned

[00:15:40] No, no, no, no new gingrich. Oh yeah new gingrich

[00:15:42] Yeah, all-time move the restaurant close

[00:15:48] My oh his wife posted

[00:15:51] She divorced him because she did not want to cope with his illness

[00:15:55] I don't know what that means Montgomery married his longtime girlfriend jennifer belcher. Oh, he had a girlfriend on the side respect

[00:16:02] Yes, in september 27 Montgomery wrote that his son and ex-wife

[00:16:06] Tracey noon and son had been killed in an accident. Jesus christ

[00:16:09] Damn these guys really have not been living where I come from

[00:16:14] Rick's wife and your son died

[00:16:22] Everybody's dead from helicopter

[00:16:29] That's what that bitch gets for fucking off. I am a dog

[00:16:31] Fucking bitch like my dog. I'm glad she died and I can't even look at the dog anymore

[00:16:42] She took my best friend that dog was my best friend

[00:16:48] So I had to put him down

[00:16:50] Just like old yeller

[00:16:53] Just like the pot of old yellow and my buddy tells me that's not what happened in old yellow

[00:16:59] and I said

[00:17:01] Not today you fucking faggot

[00:17:05] Not my family just died in a helicopter crash

[00:17:10] Well

[00:17:11] They have a song called titties beer. Okay, maybe I'm coming around on them. Yeah

[00:17:17] Where does anyone gummy live now? That's the real question

[00:17:21] And danville kentucky where he comes from that's so sure

[00:17:24] I

[00:17:28] Wait adam I can pull it up. I got the wire

[00:17:31] Yeah, I really want to sing this at my school talents respect some kids

[00:17:37] How do you two um, what was it beer and titties titties beer titties beer respect

[00:17:44] titties and beer

[00:17:46] Is a rodney karrington song? Yeah, just type in periwill kentucky and then star box and see how many they have

[00:17:52] Titties and beers a frank's episode and it really the rodney karrington version

[00:18:05] I

[00:18:07] T Butler

[00:18:35] That's the whole song

[00:18:44] Thank God

[00:18:49] This one goes out my friend who died in a helicopter

[00:18:59] There is a star

[00:19:01] With one look up John Bajus if

[00:19:12] Larry the cable

[00:19:17] Let's see Frank's apples

[00:19:19] Every song called titties and beer

[00:19:24] It was like there was no moving sides

[00:19:31] Is it is good

[00:19:33] I don't see any

[00:19:39] All right, let's try something else

[00:19:46] See if they have a V defrost

[00:19:48] I think this is a remix

[00:20:05] This is what they're listening to in Paris though at the Starbucks

[00:20:09] Well, I tell you what this is a pretty good song

[00:20:12] Safety isn't here dude

[00:20:15] This is like

[00:20:16] Norwegian

[00:20:18] It's like happy hardcore like uh, what's that what's the type of like like uh

[00:20:24] Asciut hardcore, what's the name of it?

[00:20:26] Like that, yeah, I'm waiting for them to say

[00:20:36] Why are they saying these in here?

[00:20:39] Okay, they haven't said the word titties and beer once

[00:20:44] What the fuck did this sucks I'm gonna fast forward

[00:21:04] Here we go

[00:21:06] Wow great, oh, don't hold on oh, they just thrown it in the middle. That's not good at all

[00:21:16] This is just two different songs. Yeah, it's like fuck. Oh, it's hard to make a remix. Well, and when you're masturbating

[00:21:23] That's true to that song

[00:21:25] See who this artist dgtp is that's what do blind people just masturbate the shit like that to the thought of titties

[00:21:31] Well, I mean, you know, they don't have porn so they probably listen to music like that and then they're like, uh,

[00:21:36] Oh drink beer and titties

[00:21:40] You know what I mean? I thought I was blind I would I would jack off to a woman moaning

[00:21:44] Uh, yeah, I mean I used to do that scrambled porn or what I would do is you remember the you guys ever go to the science center

[00:21:51] Nick, maybe you did when when they had the exhibit of like bodies and there was a titty you could touch

[00:21:56] No, I think it was remembering the halloween thing where they do like they're like and these are his guts and it's like cold spaghetti

[00:22:03] Right, right. Yeah, you could do something like that. Mm-hmm. And this was the inside of his asshole kids

[00:22:10] Everybody let's all put our hands inside the dead body's asshole

[00:22:15] The principal walks in

[00:22:17] Miles and I've got your progress. Oh my god

[00:22:20] They said he'd do this when I told them I was hiring a gay man

[00:22:28] And I didn't believe I listened to Kamala Harris and I wanted to be

[00:22:35] I said I'm not gonna be like my father. I'm going to be the best principal

[00:22:40] I'm not gonna be like my alcoholic racist father. This simple man who died in a helicopter crash

[00:22:47] I

[00:22:49] Gonna be I'm gonna be progressive. I mean while this guy's still there's like still 15 kids with their hand

[00:22:55] Yeah in a pumpkin like

[00:22:58] Yeah, he's just carved a little asshole in a pumpkin. No, it's his ass. Oh, it's his own ass

[00:23:03] And they're all reaching in their spaghetti in there. Yes

[00:23:08] To make you feel like guts and I balls remember the eyeballs. Yeah

[00:23:13] Great

[00:23:14] Yeah, pussy and beer

[00:23:18] Pussy and vagina

[00:23:21] Pussy and shit

[00:23:24] Getting pussy and shit

[00:23:26] You really can't there's nowhere to go with that one. No, it's just perfect. It has to be a 15 second

[00:23:30] They left very little room. It's be you. It's honestly like reading a Hemingway short story. Yeah, just the word economy

[00:23:39] No

[00:23:41] You can do the rest of the work

[00:23:43] Figure it out

[00:23:47] We don't even have to say now see you later, you know me funny. It's like just somebody

[00:23:57] After Kobe dies in the helicopter crash being like I guess they're not so different for most

[00:24:02] I guess we lived the same kind of simple folks that burn up but

[00:24:19] Yeah, dude, there was a huge I was confused about the huge contingent of Montgomery gentry fans and

[00:24:26] A lot of sense

[00:24:28] Gentry actually Montgomery or gentry which everyone didn't die actually spoke at the funeral which I found odd at the time

[00:24:39] They didn't know if society could handle their friendship. Yeah, yeah

[00:24:44] Kobe was like you have to keep working. Mm. Pain is better pain is

[00:24:49] Pain is a nice there we go. Wow. Okay. Thank god

[00:24:53] That was like the Gordian not. Yeah, you know, thank god. I'm fucking gay. I got I'm queer

[00:25:01] I love

[00:25:10] Pain is an ass

[00:25:12] Not even beer we've taken beer out of the equation we're purely gay

[00:25:16] No time to drink any beer because we're having gay

[00:25:34] A penis tonight

[00:25:36] A day fucking dig right up

[00:25:56] Sorry, I've got a drive later to get my dick

[00:25:59] No beer for me, I'm planning on driving a dick second place

[00:26:08] Place all down on the rich dick dick dick second place

[00:26:22] That's too pain is a nice

[00:26:24] I love getting my ass hook and suckin some day just bammy ran over in fuck me to death

[00:26:33] Fuck me till I'm dead. I

[00:26:35] May be a simple country boy boat if there's one thing I love that's getting fucked silly like a slut

[00:26:44] Fuck me like the silly slide

[00:26:46] I'm just a dizzy broad red head to get drunk off of cum

[00:26:54] I'm drinking cum and I'm wearing lipstick. I've got lipstick on

[00:27:01] Into my liner

[00:27:04] To the only bar in town. Let's see if I get beat up again

[00:27:11] Let's be a big kick my ass this time

[00:27:13] And jokes on and that's what makes me

[00:27:21] And they can see my dick fucking fully stiff under my sundress

[00:27:27] As they beat my

[00:27:31] Maybe one of them will linger and I'll be able to suck his dick

[00:27:38] And when I see them tomorrow at the Starbucks

[00:27:41] We'll all smile at each other

[00:27:45] Because this is our town

[00:27:54] We've kind of lost it after Obama got elected

[00:27:59] And i'm still dealing

[00:28:01] I have more shame about the apple watch that I wear

[00:28:04] Then I do about dressing up like a lady to get my ass kicked at a bar

[00:28:12] And they call that now damn it

[00:28:19] Getting the shit out of me so I can come

[00:28:23] I'm gay, but I'm also a masochist

[00:28:28] And other times I just do straight up gay shit by the way

[00:28:32] I also just get my ass fucked

[00:28:36] Sometimes I do right. I'm in a secret relationship with Chris kuwong

[00:28:44] That's the thing that helicopter all the way to nyc

[00:28:50] Mr. Fancy New York City

[00:28:53] Let me do a little civil war thing in this hotel room

[00:28:57] We get the penthouse weed in the W hotel where he pretends he's a prison guard

[00:29:04] It would have was a Sherman privilege name in that prison Anderson prison prison prison

[00:29:09] And they were sure he's a little Anderson prison role play

[00:29:13] Where I'm an emaciated rebel soldier and he's having sex with me

[00:29:20] He's sexually torturing me

[00:29:22] In exchange for hard tech. Yeah, he doesn't even care about slavery. He's just some drunk hours piece of shit

[00:29:29] Who has you it's got got a taste for blood and it tastes for cock

[00:29:39] Yeah, I heard that about Chris Cuomo. Yeah, he's into that kind of thing. That's the it's his type of shit. Yeah, that's his shit

[00:29:46] I like the by the way the ambient music we got going. Yeah, the people can't hear it

[00:29:51] But it's really giving us some nice energy dude up. Yeah, I start my day with a little pre-roll

[00:29:56] Love it some uh

[00:29:58] Some jungle

[00:30:01] Some pre-roll some jungle some garage maybe grime. Maybe have a coffee beat off

[00:30:06] I love it. You beat off in the morning drink some craydon do a little cocaine

[00:30:12] I'm with them. You know they publish like and it's like that probably not even real the the like

[00:30:16] Uh hunter s Thompson schedule. Yeah. Oh, yeah, which is a publish my schedule

[00:30:22] But there's no no part of it is productive

[00:30:26] You're like wow. Yeah, he was just a guy that had money for no reason

[00:30:31] Once a week do two hours of podcasting

[00:30:35] Podcasting is mostly listening to my country

[00:30:39] And then

[00:30:41] Taking two two hours to come up with something even resembling a joke, which is the Kobe Bryant

[00:30:47] Which should be the first thought that anyone would have

[00:30:52] Yeah, but you know we were too busy doing

[00:30:55] Thinking about the song the penis and ass

[00:30:58] That's a joke too. Yeah, it's a really good ass

[00:31:01] Uh the video we were trying to remember was what do you think about that? It's not where I come from check this out. What do you think?

[00:31:11] Would it ding dong?

[00:31:13] Before like but then where there's no music and any the music video

[00:31:17] It's him just like you know outside of like some mikmanchin like ding dong

[00:31:21] And then you know some guy like i'll be back inside to finish her taxes in a second honey

[00:31:26] You know

[00:31:28] You know it's funny that like black comics and the redneck eyes have the same idea

[00:31:33] They both hate the same kind of guys. That's right, which is the tax-loving boss

[00:31:37] That's the meme with the Confederate flag guy with the gun and then the black power guy brother. Right? Yeah, that's that's the perfect synthesis right there

[00:31:45] Yeah, and uh

[00:31:47] And then uh the guy's like can I help you he's like hey i'm your neighbor or any like whips his dick out and it's like

[00:31:53] mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam. Well, I showed the nuke on my cock

[00:32:00] And he didn't look too impressed

[00:32:02] I guess it doesn't stack up to them big new york city-dexy

[00:32:07] But this right here is an honest cock

[00:32:09] It's a hard one cock my daddy had and before it

[00:32:13] But died in before he died

[00:32:15] I'm hearing before you say helicopter crash actually he had HIV

[00:32:23] Well, he died in the helicopter crash, but he was on his way to dive HIV anyway

[00:32:29] Now is in heaven with the new god

[00:32:31] We got a new guy in 1996 and he's down with all that gay shit

[00:32:39] That's more like a brookson died by

[00:32:41] Yeah, oh god well uh working on this song. I thought you know would have got would have been 1996 god became uh

[00:32:48] You know like a homosexual that buys how that can toss computers

[00:32:53] And i got to thinking you know, maybe maybe we're not so different us in that mac and tush using homosexual god

[00:33:00] And so the song's about getting drunk and just writing a love letter to the woman

[00:33:04] You know, maybe you blew it with a couple of years ago, but now she's uh

[00:33:07] Turns out she she's a navy seal and uh she's got her gender changed

[00:33:13] And you're playing all meeting up at the one jamba juice. They just opened and purr build up

[00:33:19] Maybe maybe try a second her dick for a baby suck her dick. Maybe maybe y'all loosen up by beating up the guy

[00:33:25] He's got a weird he's got he sounds there maybe it would work if i said to take this time

[00:33:31] His voice sounds maybe

[00:33:33] Yeah, he's got run it. I'm up. It's like uh

[00:33:35] It's kind of like a shakira

[00:33:37] He has a shakira

[00:33:39] Yeah, it's a back of

[00:33:41] Is this uh ronnie done?

[00:33:43] Yeah, ronnie done. Yeah, ronnie done sucked me off

[00:33:47] Ronnie done father of ronnie

[00:33:49] Sucked him up

[00:33:52] In a little girl saw what happened

[00:33:55] And now i have to kill her

[00:33:57] Well, I didn't wanna kill that little girl

[00:34:08] But I could never anybody know I was gay

[00:34:13] It's not the gay stuff so much as the degenerate way in which it happened

[00:34:20] And a bird in carvilles lassoing a bun

[00:34:24] And next to where the black monster used to be

[00:34:31] Say what you will about the recession it gave guys like me a bunch of places

[00:34:38] secret games

[00:34:41] And this used to be a ban against

[00:34:46] Now it's banned over against

[00:34:48] I'm getting my back blown out here

[00:34:53] Yeah

[00:34:58] Broke back mountain how about a backstake house

[00:35:02] They shut down in 2008

[00:35:05] What the bathroom still worth if you know what i mean

[00:35:09] The rate plumbing but you can get your perhaps clean

[00:35:19] I got an onion blooming right here pal

[00:35:22] Just in the music video. He's just he's just puckering his ass

[00:35:27] His ass has been so fucked

[00:35:30] How about that for a blooming blooming?

[00:35:33] How about that bloom

[00:35:35] I've got that blue mornin on you

[00:35:39] So anyway after we had six we got our guns in we tracked down that little girl

[00:35:46] I'll see y'all later if any like turns away from the camera and he's got ashless chaps on

[00:35:50] And it just fades to white as he enters the helicopter

[00:35:55] Where'll I see y'all later

[00:35:57] What are the country stars can we call gay

[00:36:07] Oh there's a lot of teeth urban he's Australian

[00:36:09] No no that's too easy

[00:36:12] Why? Because he's Australian already

[00:36:15] Um, who's the Kenny Chesney Kenny Chesney

[00:36:19] Um he seems gay already also Brad Paisley

[00:36:22] I worked on a Kenny Chesney music video

[00:36:24] Oh yeah, you're the guy you were the fluffer in New York City one time square

[00:36:30] You sucked him off

[00:36:32] Was that your job? I'm listening to the music

[00:36:35] So the answer is yes, no I can't even hear your question

[00:36:38] That's the answer. Yes. Um

[00:36:41] There's Zach Zach Brown band

[00:36:44] He's more of a like a Dave Matthews style

[00:36:47] He's more of a chill. He's like a chill country star interesting. There's Toby Keith

[00:36:51] Mm-hmm. I like I like Toby he's a lot. Yeah, I like that song. I love this bar

[00:36:58] It's a lot. It's kind of us vibes

[00:37:00] I fucking love this bar

[00:37:03] There's a lot of hot guys

[00:37:11] I fucking love this bar

[00:37:15] You come a whole guy to look cute guys from the local college

[00:37:20] Oh the guys are cute and their dicks are hard

[00:37:24] Goddamn it. I love this bar. I keep asking them to have sex and then pretending like they miss heard me

[00:37:31] I went there clearly. Yeah, I said is is that your truck outside?

[00:37:38] But goddamn it. I love this bar. That's like I said, do you have the con

[00:37:43] They said what said last part of the end you whispered

[00:37:53] My buddy you must be here thing

[00:37:56] Probably a side effect from that you vaccine are giving everybody down at the mall

[00:38:04] I'm just a straight guy trying to make friends now lick your ass

[00:38:09] You can't answer your thing. I said god bless you

[00:38:32] Fuck I love this ball

[00:38:34] I

[00:38:36] I thought a lot of hot guys

[00:38:59] I'm crying

[00:39:01] There's a lot of hot just singing that out loud. It's not even a song yet

[00:39:09] I'm fucking this bar. There's a lot of hot guys

[00:39:16] Just buy himself and like a in like a

[00:39:19] A shirt from the Hershey's Park gift shop and then ass this chap

[00:39:31] Oh man, yeah that I've passed by Hershey's Park

[00:39:35] Hershey Park right not Hershey's Park. I'm saying like a retard. I don't know the exact semantics

[00:39:40] Adam style. No, no, no, no, no, no, I just I you're doing on purpose. I couldn't remember the name

[00:39:48] Because it could have been Reese's Park. Yeah, which is another candy of course and it's honestly a tragedy. It's not Reese's Park

[00:39:57] It's far superior. It's also it's a Hershey's bar, right? Is it Hershey?

[00:40:02] It's a Hershey's

[00:40:04] Who was Hershey, dude some Nazi bitch really? Yeah, some fucking I say we change it to Hershey's bar

[00:40:11] Heshesals. Yeah, man. It's Hershey's bar. Oh, Hershey's. Yeah, I think every business should be Jewish. I wouldn't go that far. What do you mean?

[00:40:21] Some things they don't want they I don't want them handling. Yeah, yeah like pizza. Oh

[00:40:27] That that would be

[00:40:29] So it's pretty good to me. No, it doesn't

[00:40:33] It is funny that Israeli cuisine is just like the worst version of everything in that region

[00:40:39] Yeah

[00:40:40] Yeah, there's some trendy Israeli cuisine places and you know I have to say I went to New Orleans and it was uh,

[00:40:47] Israeli and it was good as fuck but the bank

[00:40:51] Yeah, I went to where'd you go brother the bank and then what

[00:40:55] That money tastes a little bit better. Huh? They slow cook the pennies

[00:41:02] Slow roast the praise

[00:41:04] Mm-hmm. I don't remember what it was called, but it was fucking good

[00:41:07] But yeah, also, it's just let's just been there everybody else's food the way I suck

[00:41:14] It is a simpler way nothing. I don't do any of the fancy moves none of that licking the side thing

[00:41:21] And there's new lickiness mouth on top mouth on the bottom mouth on the top and down

[00:41:28] Straight up the old fashioned way

[00:41:32] To the bottom of the shaft where you can lick the balls. That's a fun tree

[00:41:38] That's something I like to do

[00:41:42] A lot of guys say golly

[00:41:44] I didn't know you could both lick the balls. Thank golly. We're getting your dick

[00:41:51] Oh geez oh golly

[00:41:54] I love those folks. They go

[00:41:57] When I saw their fucking dick

[00:42:01] I suck their cock

[00:42:03] Up and down up until they buzzed and I sucked your pussy also just kidding

[00:42:10] I am

[00:42:12] If anybody was wondering if I was by all right, we got to get back on the news for a second

[00:42:19] What the yeah, let's give everyone a six day old charlie's siren

[00:42:24] Charlie's there pussy pussy

[00:42:27] Delicious

[00:42:30] Scientists or the CDC says that

[00:42:32] Uh, charlie siren has a delicious pussy. I could s doctor fauci doctor fauci would you fuck uh ashley jud in the movie heat

[00:42:43] Without the question, uh, I don't uh, I don't know

[00:42:46] uh

[00:42:49] What the pussy feels like

[00:42:51] Oh, he's never had but he's I'm just trying to I've never tried to do an anthony fauci

[00:42:56] Think about he's saying he sounds like brooklyn millhouse

[00:42:58] Yeah, he looks like burglar millhouse is vibe totally

[00:43:02] The funny thing about him is that he went to go study

[00:43:06] In bath houses in the 80s. Oh really this

[00:43:09] Thousands to study this plenty of vaccine to go around

[00:43:15] The millhouse line right right? Yeah

[00:43:19] No, yeah, sorry. I was I was thinking about him in uh the bath houses

[00:43:23] When you say he went to study you mean he would like look at the guys having gay sex

[00:43:28] Yeah, he went to go watch guys have gay sex to study

[00:43:32] Yeah, no, it's like that's like I'm not making it up. It's

[00:43:36] I mean, I guess I guess you you would go and you would uh

[00:43:40] You gotta understand how it's how it's going

[00:43:43] It really is a shame that gay guys got it. Yeah, well, they have turd immunity now, so

[00:43:49] They can't get it anymore. Yeah

[00:43:51] Yeah

[00:43:53] Yeah, they have turd immunity

[00:43:56] So just if you can't get it by getting fucked in your ass anymore. No, you're saying yeah

[00:44:01] What if you suck the only way to get it now is by using uh an iphone? It's elective. Whoa, what

[00:44:08] You get to be on android. Yeah, the only way to get it

[00:44:11] I have an iphone is an elective person sometimes. I wonder how my life would have gone if I'd never switched to apple

[00:44:16] What do you think if I had just if I had been an android guy you've been like, oh, it's it's so customizable

[00:44:23] That was the first smartphone I had was an htc1

[00:44:27] Android

[00:44:28] I remember that mr. Fancy pants from no cell phone to an htc1. I copied Brandon more doubt. Yeah

[00:44:35] That's right. Brandon was android for so long. Yeah

[00:44:39] Fucking bitch. You don't talk shit on our friend like that. What that he was android. He was dude

[00:44:44] He

[00:44:46] I would be android too, but I just like iMessage

[00:44:49] That's the only thing keeping me to apple. Yeah, he likes guy message. I don't like guy message

[00:44:55] Yeah, I heard that too apple doesn't even have something called guy message

[00:44:59] They do have that and how would you know you're typing guy mojis into how would you know because I don't keep he mojis

[00:45:05] They're not emojis

[00:45:07] He mojis and using guy message

[00:45:09] No

[00:45:14] Who else he's uh android do you guys know anybody um

[00:45:21] Lester

[00:45:23] Lester Charles. Oh, you know, uh, I have it on kind of story that

[00:45:28] One of the impractical jokers has an android

[00:45:31] Salt salt salt salt volcano. I can't really I can't I can't you know admit my sources

[00:45:37] You know he changed his name from south salt us out

[00:45:41] Yeah, because it was like a john lift just so john steward kind of such a

[00:45:47] Volcano yeah, he would because of black comedians introducing him wrong at every show

[00:45:53] Keep it going for saying volcano

[00:45:57] Sat like a salt to paul

[00:45:59] Yeah, he went to he didn't want to have a jewish show business. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah

[00:46:06] Yeah

[00:46:06] So look that's just I can neither confirm nor deny that it is south volcano

[00:46:11] But I will say I have it on good authority that one of the impractical jokers do that's

[00:46:17] And that's my hollywood insider. I feel like some stuff is like meant for

[00:46:21] Just the community. I didn't say who I feel like you said well

[00:46:24] Listening it to the audience like the thing is I'm also I'm trying to pivot to hollywood reportage. Yeah, that's true

[00:46:31] I'm trying to be a fucking I would love to be a hollywood gossip column

[00:46:34] I'm trying to be a gossip columnist

[00:46:37] It's going to be mostly which people and it's going to be mostly impractical jokers based

[00:46:42] What is mur up to

[00:46:44] Mm-hmm. You know stuff like that. Who's mur one of the impractical. Oh, yeah, I'm sure for murphy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:46:51] Murphy brown ricks one of the impractors. Oh, I'm a bitch and I do pranks

[00:46:57] I'm a brit professional bitch bitch that does pranks what else is in the news folks?

[00:47:02] Demi Lovato

[00:47:05] Non-binary really came out as they then I'll take some of that thing it's interesting coincidence interesting that

[00:47:12] She comes out as non-binary the same week that I come out as

[00:47:17] Not being gay. Yeah

[00:47:20] It's almost like the media it completely ignored my right

[00:47:23] That's like a Friday because you remember that just like there's like four days ago. I was insisting that I wasn't getting

[00:47:29] Yeah, right

[00:47:30] But see the problem is no one was buying it. That was the problem

[00:47:36] Your tragedy of the markets

[00:47:43] You couldn't unload you couldn't fucking

[00:47:47] I have all of this I have a straight stop

[00:47:51] It was trading at negative five hundred thousand dollars. They call that the tulip crisis

[00:47:56] The great Danish tulip. Oh wait, you want to talk about a Friday news dump didn't they say that

[00:48:03] Epstein's guards. What did you say?

[00:48:06] Adam

[00:48:09] That they falsified some

[00:48:12] That's so awesome

[00:48:14] It would be very funny if somehow like at the end of the pandemic thing

[00:48:18] They're like the vaccines

[00:48:20] Like the next thing would have to be that the vaccines are like killing a bunch of people

[00:48:23] Yeah, yeah, and then they force it on kids and then if it gets to the end of like the whole saga and fauci is like fauci and biden or like

[00:48:32] The only way we can prevent these children from dying from the vaccine that's getting closer. It's not bad

[00:48:39] Honestly, I haven't heard him talk that much the children from dying of this vaccine

[00:48:45] Is if we allow bill and hillary clinton to have sex with

[00:48:49] And

[00:48:51] The best client we need they need a tropical climate for the disease

[00:48:54] We're gonna fly them to an island all the k the kip people are like hello the science

[00:49:01] Trust the science

[00:49:04] It's so funny. We're going to have to we have a island. We have an island

[00:49:10] where

[00:49:11] Bill is allowed to have sex with the children which lowers the rate of transmission of something or whatever

[00:49:18] I'm about to fuck a child. Yeah, you know something like that. Yeah, come over here. Give me some child

[00:49:25] The whole fake the scam dynamic worked

[00:49:30] Worked jepy's dead. He can't he can't roll on us and now we can have sex with children and broad daylight

[00:49:39] Dude, mm-hmm. What's bill gates up to that's what I want to know. You think he's getting pussy now

[00:49:44] No, they just got divorced so that they like bill and malindigates were both molesting children

[00:49:50] He came on the last couple years when jeffrey upstein got arrested

[00:49:55] Yeah, like 200 ceos retired that year

[00:49:59] It's true that part is not a joke

[00:50:02] There was this like they were tired from working so hard right before the pandemic there was like a max

[00:50:07] exodus of like ceos

[00:50:09] And a lot of people like did they know that the pandemic was coming no they all have sex with children

[00:50:19] That's like guys to be clear. This is the one time we have not been joking this the great reset thing is all like this is all just a child fucking

[00:50:28] cover. Yeah, you know

[00:50:31] I guess that's the through line in human civilization basically

[00:50:35] And uh, you know, I started saying this as a joke. I there's

[00:50:40] it's sort of like, you know people talk about like uh

[00:50:43] like a like a

[00:50:45] Towards fascism pipeline that starts you somewhere, but uh, there is definitely like a joke to conspiracy theory

[00:50:53] Because the thing is conspiracy theories are both fun and they're fun. It's sort of like a little like reverse riddle

[00:51:00] You know, I agree. Oh shit this song

[00:51:03] Yeah, it's like what

[00:51:06] Who who owns the banks?

[00:51:09] What owns the banks? Yeah, um has four legs in the morning

[00:51:15] No legs in the afternoon and uh, they is real and they do settlements and

[00:51:21] The holocaust didn't happen and then you have to do the real you have to figure out that riddle

[00:51:26] What you have to figure out what Nick could possibly be talking about. I don't know it is the sphinx

[00:51:36] The answer is on the money right or the pyramid is right?

[00:51:41] Okay, then I would like to know if if secret societies really are running some shit

[00:51:47] I would like to know what some top level mason's are over that now. You're over it. Yeah, I just want to have any

[00:51:53] The Sphinx's riddle is is would you fuck a big cat bitch? Oh?

[00:51:58] She have big tits. Yeah, this thing says tits, right?

[00:52:01] No, I don't think I think so. I think it's just a cat body

[00:52:04] It would be like a cat body, but then like big tits that just like go out onto the dunes

[00:52:09] That'd be safe. They just extend big floppies. Yeah, that'd be nice. You climb up the tits. Let me take a look at the Sphinx

[00:52:16] The guard that uh admitted to falsifying records and sleeping and browsing the internet during the Epstein murder looks a lot like rick Ross

[00:52:28] Maybe it was officer rick. Maybe it was officer rick Ross. We'd like to thank we lost for his

[00:52:34] It's gonna be a prison guard, right? We'd like to thank mr. Rick Ross for his commitment to

[00:52:39] Helping the clinton family have sex with children. I'm fucking kids

[00:52:43] I'm Larry Hoover whatever the fuck

[00:52:47] Hi, I'm dr. Fauci. Maybe that's him. Hi, I'm Rick Ross and I'm gay

[00:52:53] Maybe when where gross goes huh? It's him clearing his throat from child semen. Oh

[00:53:00] Child semen. Yep

[00:53:02] Nectar

[00:53:05] That's what they call that dude. I'm seeing some hot Sphinxes dude

[00:53:08] Prosecutors alleged that nolan Thomas out there deaths some four meters from Epstein's cells shopped online for furniture and motorcycles

[00:53:16] And walked around the units common areas a hot Sphinx

[00:53:19] Instead of making required rounds every 30 good good deviant art and then Sphinx

[00:53:25] Let me see that check this one out dude. This is just this one's weird because it's a lion's body

[00:53:30] But where the head is there's a whole torso with breasts

[00:53:32] I would 100% get head from this type of Sphinx, but I don't really want to fuck a lion pussy

[00:53:38] But look at this thing dude check this out Adam

[00:53:42] Whoa, she's fucking hot dude. Yeah. Yeah, she's a deviant art Sphinx

[00:53:51] Um

[00:53:53] Explore the best Sphinx art

[00:53:57] Are there any girls that have come out as saying that they fuck Bill Gates or is it too embarrassing

[00:54:01] There's some Microsoft employee

[00:54:04] Honestly, dude. That's so funny. Yeah, like you make all that money and you're still like just striking out constantly

[00:54:13] He's the richest man on earth. Yeah

[00:54:17] Um, just a quick question. Can I f u ck your p u s s one?

[00:54:24] Um, no

[00:54:25] Oh, this is a good one dude. Oh, no, you can't bill

[00:54:28] That doesn't even look like the Sphinx. It's a cat dude with a big

[00:54:35] What Bill Gates fucked Lisa and no, uh, no, that'll be awesome

[00:54:41] What if Bill Gates had sex with Bill? Bill Mac I think so she was doing stand up for a hand. Yeah, she's she's a sports

[00:54:49] I used to see her at serious back in the day. She's a nice person

[00:54:54] Yeah

[00:54:55] What's going on with New York comedy club? They're like a Zionist comedy club. All right. Yeah, the owner's like, you know

[00:55:04] Winding about Israel. I think really? Yes. That's all right. Wow. Now he's a post-it-sub video

[00:55:10] Of

[00:55:11] Comic Club

[00:55:14] Maybe he's business partner. Oh, I'm thinking of stand up New York

[00:55:17] That makes a lot more sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is bill Gates ex-girlfriend and

[00:55:21] Who Melinda allowed him to see once a year

[00:55:26] All past she's busted

[00:55:29] And this is from the website dna india, which I think is pretty good

[00:55:34] DNA

[00:55:36] New York

[00:55:39] Yes, it is lurch that bill Gates used to go on these vacations as part of the deal he had struck with

[00:55:45] When he got married to melinda french in

[00:55:47] 1994 94 94 Gates had that kind of juice. Yeah, he's like look bitch and why bald

[00:55:56] Oh jesus christ

[00:55:58] Come on. That is a busted looking ass bitch and it's in in windblad

[00:56:04] Even the name alone. Yeah, I can't just imagine like a like like close your eyes and imagine a blank face of a woman

[00:56:12] And then I just go windblad

[00:56:14] And then construct a face in your mind this this lady is and it's also too

[00:56:18] This is like a 30 year old picture. Yeah. Yeah, you must know what if she sucks dick like a mani

[00:56:23] So once a year bill was good. She looks like she has an extra row of teeth. Yeah, she does. Yeah

[00:56:29] That's awful teeth

[00:56:31] Nah dude bill definitely here's the thing he was probably just

[00:56:35] like buying high-class whores

[00:56:39] Isn't that what you would do if you're rich? Yeah, I get I that's what I tiger was doing that

[00:56:43] You would do yeah tiger was getting a lot of eyes

[00:56:48] The time that's true, but he was but he was earning the dogs. That was part of the chain

[00:56:53] At the the wall out at the waffle house. He was getting his dick sucked in his fucking

[00:56:58] SUV

[00:56:59] TMZ was tracking him

[00:57:01] Wow

[00:57:03] Yeah, he would spend a long weekend with this bitch in north carolina

[00:57:06] Where they ride dune buggies hang glide and walk on the beach. What a fucking loser. Yes, this was such a

[00:57:14] That's how that's how little swag he has is that like having a billion dollars turns him into just like

[00:57:21] A nerd that gets pussy once a year without that money. He would never have gotten

[00:57:25] P

[00:57:27] Yeah, maybe but he was probably he's probably fucking we I think we talked about that too

[00:57:32] How there's probably those guys that just weren't even

[00:57:35] We're getting rejected at Epstein's island

[00:57:40] No, it's about

[00:57:43] About a bloomburg

[00:57:47] Bloomberg didn't even have the sauce giving me a vibe, but I guess I caught a vibe. I got it wrong

[00:57:54] And it's weird

[00:57:56] Yeah, dude. Just bloomburg and bill gays being like sorry, I guess I just I'm off today. Yeah tomorrow

[00:58:02] I didn't sleep well. I didn't get a good night's arrest my energy's off. Yeah, I didn't have a

[00:58:08] I didn't eat breakfast. I need all day

[00:58:11] I had a little bit of a headache, but tomorrow

[00:58:14] I'm gonna have sex with these captive children if I could schedule you for a massage, which is your job here tomorrow

[00:58:22] After I have a good night's rest maybe a breakfast

[00:58:25] I'm sorry about earlier and I hope think I hope we could be cool

[00:58:33] Yeah, what Malcolm Gladwell was on the planes too, right?

[00:58:36] Dude, it's he was just taking nerds to get busy. He's taking losers to get pussy from children

[00:58:44] But we're taking guys with a lot of money that like yeah, that guy is that guy rich from writing those books. They're like

[00:58:49] Mmm. Lincoln. I think I said it before but the coolest thing about Epstein

[00:58:56] And it's a great bit is to not go to Harvard and then just wear all harvards. Yeah for sure. That's a great bit

[00:59:03] Yeah, I mean we do that. Yeah, that's what we did. We did it before Epstein too. Yeah, he copied us. He did

[00:59:09] Yeah, I almost bought a juliard sweatshirt a couple years ago

[00:59:13] Yeah, that would have been but it would have only been funny to literally you

[00:59:16] I mean everyone else would just think that I had gone to juliard

[00:59:21] Actually a classical training for impression for podcasting

[00:59:25] Happen dude Emerson is gonna have a podcast without question. I think they might they probably do already

[00:59:30] That's how out of touch. I am I think they're there are definitely podcasting classes taught in universities

[00:59:37] Nowadays probably that's so funny dude

[00:59:40] It's funny because you watch these things like materialize. Yeah, real life

[00:59:44] Like podcasting wasn't the thing and now it is right and just some

[00:59:48] Bullshit institution be like, oh, this is how you do it. Right. Meanwhile. Oh the whole there's no difference between

[00:59:55] Any fucking like humanities degree, right and like a guy that's you know like teaching stand-up comedy classes

[01:00:03] 100% the guy did it open mics for 15 years

[01:00:07] It's still credited it teaches both defensive driving and stand-up

[01:00:10] Yeah, it's like the way you get good at podcasting isn't the way do is not by studying it's by

[01:00:17] It's by accident and by like and everyone who's doing it doesn't want to be doing it. Yeah

[01:00:25] Like yeah, you what you want to do is you call him on gum regentory gay and run out of steam after about 15

[01:00:31] Yeah, that was funny. Listen and then you spend about 45 minutes going which one was john henry. He was one with the ox

[01:00:37] Yeah, I think you know it was yeah, you call bunge those pull a lot of content out of not remembering things

[01:00:45] You know people are like

[01:00:47] That show they like a ben said that he's like when you know something and they don't know something and you know the answer

[01:00:54] And it's like yeah, that's how you fill an hour. I think that's the audience

[01:00:58] Smart a smart person. I'd like to see them. What are they gonna do be like? Oh world war two? There was a Hitler and FDR

[01:01:04] Yeah, you got 59 minutes and 58 seconds. Well, yeah

[01:01:10] Yeah, you fucking piece of shit whereas if you could start it off and you're like world war two

[01:01:15] We're just hearing about this was Hitler good

[01:01:18] The 30s and the 20s

[01:01:20] Because sometimes you were as a kid when they would show you like he's in my mind hip world war two is like 41 to 45

[01:01:27] And they're like here's Hitler in 1933 and he's like doing a bunch of Nazi shit and you're like damn

[01:01:32] Yeah, so they were just cruising with that for a long

[01:01:36] If your mind as a kid 10 years is like a fucking long time

[01:01:41] Yeah, he was usually was he was doing some shit, right now this is where we actually get to the

[01:01:47] Joking about it real but it's like he was you know wasn't he like he got elected or some shit

[01:01:53] And he was the chancellor of Germany then they then they seized the Reichstag

[01:01:58] Say it again

[01:01:59] The Reichstag you love that don't you why cuz I say you like having a little

[01:02:04] Put a little stink on it is

[01:02:07] Yeah, it's a guttural life

[01:02:09] The Reichstag. What does that mean?

[01:02:12] Isn't like they're Congress. Okay. Yeah sounds evil. I mean that's it's just a German word fuck Germany dude

[01:02:22] Germany is

[01:02:24] I mean we were talking about it. I guess like a year. Yeah, he's working with

[01:02:31] We'll come back

[01:02:33] We'll explore that one detail

[01:02:36] We were talking about like a year ago when Nick was reading from mine comfort where like this book is gay

[01:02:40] But it's really embarrassing for them that they were all like this guy rules

[01:02:46] No mine comp he was reading the other one right when you're reading the

[01:02:50] Danish guys. No, that was no

[01:02:52] No, Nick was reading like

[01:02:54] On the show we were going through

[01:02:57] But it was like that's the guy that all of Germany chose to be like this guy fucking rock

[01:03:03] Yeah, this guy rules. Yeah, and he's just like some like bad fucking writer. Yeah. Yeah, I

[01:03:09] Don't remember that didn't get into our school. He did get into our school didn't he?

[01:03:14] I thought the story was that he was one of the greatest artists of all time

[01:03:17] But he felt the responsibility to the German people. Yeah left art. Yeah, that's been my one big

[01:03:24] Understanding performance our piece. Yeah. Yeah, I don't trust my I try to go straight to the source

[01:03:30] So the only things I know about Nazi Germany. I got like from documents at the time that right

[01:03:37] Nazi Germany, right you need those documents bro. It's sort of like a Howard zinn. Mm-hmm. You know, absolutely

[01:03:44] Oh

[01:03:46] Fuck I need a breakfast sandwich. What kind of breakfast sandwich are you gonna get?

[01:03:51] I don't know. It's a perfect day for breakfast. I had a little bit chilly

[01:03:56] Carpe diem. Yep. That's why New York is the empire state because we get up six a.m

[01:04:03] We get a bacon egg and cheese. I might go bacon egg and cheese for a while

[01:04:06] And then we're ready to on a bagel or a roll a roll. Okay a Kaiser roll. Yes, you know who invented that

[01:04:16] Chance then I'm gonna get it on wheat the Kaiser what so the chancellor it's like a president

[01:04:22] But he's got a bunch of question marks all over his suit

[01:04:26] I have staff with a pair of dice on the top. Yeah, exactly

[01:04:30] It's what a president that's what I had a century yeah, Germany

[01:04:33] He's got a little like a little hamburger mask over his eyes

[01:04:37] Yeah, exactly. Today's whether it's cloudy with a chance of pussy

[01:04:42] This was the chancellor's all right folks. Goodbye