Cum Town | Premium | 06/06/2021
[00:00:02] Well, so the answer to the question was yes in case you guys
[00:00:09] That would be some of you did somehow listen to that
[00:00:12] Where we were Nick asked Adam if he's wearing perfume and he said yes, I am
[00:00:17] What's going on? I don't know I feel like one of the little buttons on the bottom of the recorder is
[00:00:22] Missing or what the fuck is there buttons? Well, not a button button, but like what the fuck?
[00:00:28] I don't like that. It's not level. Yeah, it's not level. I
[00:00:32] Would suggest just not thinking about it
[00:00:39] Talking to this is a clear difference in in our men's it's the table
[00:00:46] But now I gotta figure out why the fuck this thing is
[00:00:50] It's so the recorder is up kind of like a half a centimeter
[00:00:54] Have you thought about maybe your dick is underneath it have you thought?
[00:01:03] It's we're recording yet now we're not recording so Adam go out you were saying again about your yeah
[00:01:08] We're not recording so go ahead say all that
[00:01:11] Yeah, I'm not getting anything in my what were you saying about the oh?
[00:01:15] No, I can't the Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these
[00:01:20] Portuguese Portuguese look at these Portuguese suck me please suck me please Portuguese
[00:01:28] Those I would love to get sucked up. I remember the Chinese
[00:01:32] Ronaldo Chinese Japanese dirty knees look at these yes, that was a thing girls with you
[00:01:42] Well wait wait who had the dirty knees the girls from sucking cock
[00:01:47] So it's not anything about the Chinese or the Japanese
[00:01:50] Well, the other thing is that the slant of the eyes of the Chinese went up and then the Japanese slant went down
[00:01:56] Oh, I didn't realize it was paired to a but it's it's important. Here's something a little dance. So it is race
[00:02:03] Here's an original we just need to acknowledge
[00:02:09] Remember me Chinese me there's always a debate. It's a who's responsible for racism is it white women?
[00:02:16] Yes, right man, right? I think it's clearly white women as evidenced by the song because we didn't have that
[00:02:24] Spider we had the Batman Christmas the bat yet Joker laid an egg the bat mobile loss this wheel right Joker laid in a
[00:02:32] Boys over here talking about the Joker having an egg having a pussy that he spits eggs out of a floraca
[00:02:38] Yeah, so we're maybe we're maybe playfully exploring the possibilities of gender of gender being spectrum
[00:02:45] Yeah, in a walkway kind yeah, exactly and women are over here talking about
[00:02:49] Chinks egg whoa. Yeah, I don't know that they're saying that stuff
[00:02:53] They were implying it. Yeah, I'm talking about the parental guidance version right on not the radio
[00:03:06] Japanese dirty knees look at the and then the look at these is they got this they have to oh I remember this now
[00:03:12] Okay, they will put the knees in the shirt
[00:03:14] Mm-hmm. That did make me horny as a child actually. Yeah, yeah girls pretending to have this fucking sluts
[00:03:20] Yeah, I was just trying to learn addition. Yeah
[00:03:25] Channelered three plus three I was trying to take my family out of poverty exactly get a motherfucking scholar
[00:03:31] I was trying to get my family out of Greek. I'm by getting a fucking check a plus check check in math
[00:03:37] Check check pussy. I love doing sound check five minutes
[00:03:42] Well, I couldn't I feel like my light levels are off here. I couldn't sometimes I feel like I sound like
[00:03:52] You're not that masculine dude with the Garfield the cat. Yeah, he's filled with estrogen from too much
[00:04:01] And yeah, and that's where you're showing your anti-fat bias by the way
[00:04:04] You think just because someone's filled to the gills with lasagna that they can't have fuck
[00:04:14] Garfield is definitely masculine normal is not
[00:04:20] We've talked about I don't I don't even don't I don't even want to come close to getting back into the normal discourse
[00:04:26] And actually you're normal now that I think about it normal
[00:04:41] Interpreter's the gay cat in terms of a little pink cat a couple guys hanging out no
[00:04:46] You're lord liquor or lord licorice and normal at the same time. Yeah, well somebody's getting started early this morning
[00:04:56] That's you for not accepting truth. Yeah, well fucking throwing everything into this array. Whoever smelt the dulted
[00:05:02] Yeah, you smell it broke. I can't know I've been up all night doing cocaine
[00:05:08] Did just wake up and take an uber here as soon as I woke up. They're saying that there's fentanyl in the coke
[00:05:14] I've been all around town like Charlie looking for the golden
[00:05:26] That's awesome. Yeah, that's a gat-a-jail free car your death becomes so tragic
[00:05:47] Everyone will consider it, you know, that makes you an artist. Yeah, it's such a tragedy. Yeah
[00:05:57] Joining that joining the 27 Club of 32 years old
[00:06:02] I'll listen for you. I'll go in 30 32 33 is kind of like the comedians 27. Yeah for sure
[00:06:09] You're a little bit too old for it to be cool. Yeah, it's a bit of a late start
[00:06:13] You just live fast die on medium famous earlier. You know live stupid die medium, right?
[00:06:23] Die in an apartment you're sharing with four other comics, and it still takes a week for them to find your body
[00:06:32] Desirable difference in the smell really with this corpse there. They're like why how did this how did this luncheables?
[00:06:38] Expire in the fridge about this getting eaten
[00:06:45] Talking shit about you one room over while you're dead in your bedroom. He's not he's just trying to do the dishes
[00:06:51] Yeah, dude being in your 30s and having a chore wheel that you should just kill yourself then
[00:07:04] Yeah, put it inside of your pussy goddamn. Thank god that didn't happen the fentanyl no
[00:07:11] Oh, thank god did the career path that we're supposed to have right right?
[00:07:17] Oh my god the way it's supposed to add him you would have been fine
[00:07:21] Yeah, you would have continued you would continue doing paralegal stuff and then eventually like yeah
[00:07:25] That's a really been the hostess at your friends like art museum right right right?
[00:07:30] You're friend would have like a girl job. Yeah, you would have that's where you have the same body type of some of them
[00:07:36] That's a hot you would have been no no no. Don't try and throw hot in now. I respect all the
[00:07:45] No, there's there's a couple gangly bitches with your type of fucking body. Yeah, that's you've been in a gallery
[00:07:54] About art you but you love to pretend to notion you love to pretend and that's the main part of that job
[00:08:00] I do love pretending so sure so shan in that regard really do be like that. Yeah. Yeah, dude
[00:08:07] You're a little fucking social guy here. They're getting drinks with people
[00:08:10] Yeah, you would have spoons your way into the middle class
[00:08:14] Even after your comedy career failed. Listen. I I would be in rave choice in my life to not go to law school and pursue my
[00:08:27] I would be my life would be so fucking pathetic. I could have been married to a mean Jewish girl
[00:08:35] And been representing you still time you'll end up there
[00:08:39] Potentially that's your back as an adult. That's your destiny as an old man as an old man to law school. Yeah, it's like Jewish lady
[00:08:47] I remember I remember being we all end up where we're supposed to be. I remember
[00:08:52] 25 and living in that that place in Chinatown and it was like
[00:08:58] You know, you think like what happens if I failed and it's like oh, it already happened. Yeah
[00:09:03] I live with homeless people chronic lung infection. We're doing comedy for a decade
[00:09:12] This is where you end up. Yeah. Yeah, it was kind of nice to
[00:09:15] To like already feel like you know, I kind of failed that way that way, you know, you never really
[00:09:22] It's not it's like people think oh, well, you don't want to take success for granted
[00:09:26] You also don't want to be appreciative for it either. No because you know, you already
[00:09:38] Sucking a man's cock kind of yeah, it's gonna say it's sort of like that
[00:09:46] Come in your mouth. It'd be like if you went to prison
[00:09:48] For a crime you were falsely accused of and you like fought hard, you know in
[00:09:53] Court or whatever you'd be like, I I didn't do it. I'm telling you it was so somebody did was it was the man
[00:09:59] You know, right and then you get to prison and then you're just violently raped for four and a half weeks and they're like
[00:10:04] Doc the medicine that evidence came up and you're exonerated you're going free
[00:10:10] You're like, uh, great. All right. Fuck it already happened, bro
[00:10:15] I've been I've been raped for they they turn my ass in the hamburger helper
[00:10:25] The patreon thing pretty cool, but I am a rape victim
[00:10:31] I will never be a normal human being what I'm supposed to just go. I'm supposed to go patch things up with my ex-wife now
[00:10:38] I'll be like real quick. Let's I'm gonna have to get an HIV test before
[00:10:51] And the airbag, you know and our blood commingles
[00:10:57] And now my son's got now my son's gay. Yes
[00:11:04] I'm living with being turned gay in prison
[00:11:10] I wake up in the middle of the night and I thirst for cock because of what they did to me
[00:11:14] Yeah, just waking up being like, oh, yeah, I mean, oh
[00:11:23] Yeah, just shaking because you're coming so violently
[00:11:26] You're like, oh, no, honey. Are you thinking about prison again? One of those those both those wet nightmares
[00:11:39] Yeah, yeah, I wet myself. I was scared. It's pee. It's piss
[00:11:45] This is pee. I swear to god. And then you start pissing while you're talking to your wife
[00:11:49] After on top of the cum you just try and you're like squeezing out bitch. You're like, uh, see
[00:11:57] Look at what you made me do. I told you I pissed myself bitch. I'm not gay
[00:12:12] Who's gay? Who's gay now bitch? They just got my tits all over them
[00:12:16] She's like you have to leave anyways. I'm going back to
[00:12:28] Just trying to do crimes to get caught to get raped again
[00:12:37] Yeah, you're institutional. I sure what you're in the system. Yeah. Yeah, that's why that guy from shosh ain't hung himself little Italian guy
[00:12:44] Mm-hmm. He couldn't get any cock anymore. Yeah
[00:12:50] Yeah, what was the thing that was like the number one movie on IMDB forever? Yeah, wasn't yeah
[00:12:56] That's like the best movie of all time. That's such a strange choice. I know it's a solid-ass movie. It's fine. Yes
[00:13:05] But it's not the best ever for the fellas. That's what people say, but that's also another like meme thing that you're repeating
[00:13:11] Yeah, as if it's uh, you're you know feelings. Oh, I would I made up the meme
[00:13:17] Oh shit. What do you have to say that Nick? What do you say to that? I don't have time to okay?
[00:13:23] Let's move on have time. So we'll put a pin in this and we'll get back to it. Let's put a pin in that
[00:13:27] We'll put a pin in it. I'll say this you've never made up a meme in your life. Oh shit
[00:13:32] So he does have time so you never made a meme time for that. I made Ken has cheeseburger. No, yes, I did
[00:13:40] Me and George you're confusing it. You're thinking of being gay. Yeah, because George
[00:13:45] Deskai does that too and you're actually that's what you are. My name is Adam Friedland. I'm
[00:13:56] The I can ask genocide. I am from the Israel of Africa
[00:14:01] And uh, that's true. Oh, you are. Well, your double Israeli. Do you? You're double genocide
[00:14:10] I didn't realize you had double genocide
[00:14:18] Okay, I've been to the genocidal states
[00:14:26] And you've had sex with sex workers Mandela became president you fucked sex workers in genocidal states
[00:14:35] I've never had sex with a sex work. You got sucked. I got a condom bludge up when I was 19
[00:14:40] We talk about checks workers like they make checks mix. I love that idea online. Do you watch them doing not very funny?
[00:14:47] But uh, I tell you what sounds like a hell of an afternoon. Yeah, yeah
[00:14:52] Yeah, especially if they're making that checks muddy buddies mix
[00:14:55] Do you imagine that if there's any women?
[00:14:57] My apartment make homemade checks mix. Oh my god with the pair out with the titties out
[00:15:03] Every once in a while. I come in. I get a grand full of the checks mix. I suck your titties
[00:15:07] But on this point if you can only speak like check or polish or something. Yeah, that would be awesome. I've had no idea
[00:15:16] That's a double way. Yeah, maybe that's why that popped into my head probably you can't help you can't help the word play dude
[00:15:29] This is a playful ass motherfucker over here. Yeah, you know me. I'm always I'm always like, you know, let's play
[00:15:38] I'm trying to play let's play let's play. I'm trying to play. Yo the new the new playstation
[00:15:44] Is there is playstation 5 so check that out you got play
[00:15:55] There's five different ways you can play
[00:15:58] Honestly ways. Yeah, go ahead. No, no, I was gonna say playstation is a good name for that
[00:16:14] I never you know, I never really thought of it
[00:16:16] All of those things with the game game cube game cube so awesome as well games
[00:16:22] Yeah, Xbox now hold on Xbox Xbox though. There's a box, but you put the X on there. Yeah. Yeah, it's not like uh, yeah
[00:16:30] You decided what the fuck yeah, there's no illusion to playing to games to video games
[00:16:37] Nintendo 64 dreamcast is that's dream. That's some bullshit. That's inside of the Nintendo. It's lazy. It's the bits
[00:16:45] Yeah, I don't know. It's I don't I'm not an engineer. I don't I gotta say Nintendo
[00:16:52] Super Nintendo the grandfather didn't I see what you're saying. That's just some Japanese gibberish to me. It sounds cool
[00:16:59] Nintendo 64 is phoning it in but I think
[00:17:02] Playing off the cache of the Nintendo. I will give it to them
[00:17:07] But it's not as good as playstation. Yeah and dreamcast that's that might be the most conceptual one dreamcast because it's dream
[00:17:14] Yeah, and you're and we didn't that was before we were casting as before podcast. Yeah
[00:17:20] Well, I should start a dreamcast. Yeah, dude the dream cast the young the young young
[00:17:26] I like that where you're here. We do dream analysis people call in and they explain their dreams
[00:17:31] We're like, oh that means you're a fucking gay
[00:17:34] Every time sounds gay. Well the sailor in your dream represents the possibility of uh, you know the freedom
[00:17:41] Mm-hmm to to be who you really leave port and discover a forbidden romance on the high seas
[00:17:56] Oh, your dead mother in the dream represents the fact that you're gay guys cock
[00:18:05] And we would you're trying to bury in the dream is a dick in your house?
[00:18:14] Interesting yeah, I drive a truck your gay
[00:18:20] The trucks a dick the road is your ass next
[00:18:28] That'll be awesome. Yeah, let me get number five with rice. This isn't a chinese restaurant your gay
[00:18:32] But you are gay you are gay five is the number of guys cock. She's like, oh interesting
[00:18:39] So dick and as her what I suck dick and as her
[00:18:45] It's like forgive give my fuck some ass about half past well. I suck dick and as her
[00:18:55] No, no, no, no, no money when you just you let it go and then it comes back to you
[00:19:03] Yeah, I was like dick and as a real what's going on in the azure that town probably sucks
[00:19:09] It's in the west bank. It's probably sucks. Yeah, wait. There's no in azureth in america
[00:19:14] No in in israel that songs about a guy going on birthright
[00:19:18] Yeah, that's really yeah, Robbie robert's sitting from the band
[00:19:24] There's a bow over here is it pretending i'm an ambulance driver, but really i'm in the idea
[00:19:32] I was I was an emergency first responder
[00:19:36] For three months so fucking funny you are doing good in the eye of Israel. Yeah, no, it's not
[00:19:48] He's gonna try that shit when even over here these motherfuckers have the audacity to have their own special ambulances
[00:19:54] Yeah, they're only for them. No, that's a different thing. No, that's the kind that's what the ambulance you trained
[00:19:58] We're gonna they're gonna pretend the ones that are behind the curtain where they're able to do whatever they want
[00:20:03] Yeah, treat everybody what curtain the jewish curtain the jewish curtain. I don't like that implication
[00:20:10] The fucking the matzo curtain. I don't think you should blame an 18 year old
[00:20:15] I do I do I do think that I as an 18. Okay. Well guess who made up the majority of the s s
[00:20:21] 18 that's right. Yeah, they didn't come up with it though. Yeah, well, you know, I don't want to hear any more about the holocaust
[00:20:31] You know, they barely had pubes. That's true your choice. I don't either you're you're complicit or the nazis are off the hook
[00:20:37] I'm not even from Israel. I just went there for six months. Yeah. Yeah, that makes him who else isn't from Israel
[00:20:47] Literally none of the people that live there
[00:20:50] Yeah, all the fucking guys from brooklyn. Yeah, they're moving in in fact your description of yourself as someone that's only they are for six months
[00:20:57] Is a perfect description of that's basically they're captain. I mean, that's their uncle Sam. Yeah
[00:21:04] That's iron dome by the way. Do you see they have their own?
[00:21:08] They first of all they don't have it it was fan art
[00:21:13] We got to figure out a way to get china to hate them
[00:21:15] Mmm Israel. Yeah. No, yeah, I know they're already because I can't do that
[00:21:20] Israel's already looking for a new daddy. Yeah, they're already they're already they're they have Saudi Arabia now
[00:21:25] And they have well really yeah, they have they have China too. They're they got their their boys was Saudi Arabia. Yeah
[00:21:42] Listen in the fucking wwe in the 80s say whatever you want about me. I'm the only one I hope you will
[00:21:50] Who had the who had the balls to go on I 24?
[00:21:58] Television that's true. They told me I could not come on the show. They wanted you
[00:22:04] They the guy the guy who booked it said that they could not have me on the guy feel
[00:22:09] Yeah, they wanted me to talk about like that. I don't know. They wanted me to trash Amy Schumer for some reason on I 24
[00:22:15] I was like, I don't really want to yeah, everyone was getting booked on I 24 for what you were just that guy
[00:22:21] Virgil and and uh matt got booked to have a debate on video games
[00:22:26] They did they booked literally everybody everyone got booked
[00:22:30] Me because I'm too much of a fucking bad boy and they know I tell them the truth
[00:22:34] All right. Well once again, Nick. You're right. Yeah too cool to be on the right. I brought me and Eddie Griffith went on
[00:22:41] I 24 dude. Oh what's Eddie up to I need that's the big is real these days
[00:22:56] That's all video. I saw a video of him last week. That was like am I taking the vaccine
[00:23:01] Did he was talking about Obama was gonna make a vaccine yeah, it was
[00:23:08] Like 10 it was pretty funny because he was like
[00:23:14] He's not wrong. He's like oh they took the johnson and johnson off the market because he was giving people blood clots
[00:23:19] And then what did they do they say oh now we know how it's killing people
[00:23:24] Let's go ahead and just put it back on the
[00:23:26] It's like they didn't chant they're not doing anything different. Yeah, it's the same fucking thing
[00:23:32] They're like oh well, we just know we want to make sure it was killing you am I getting the vaccine. Yeah
[00:23:40] We should watch undercover brother that movie's so good. It's
[00:23:44] It was 20 years ago. Yeah, I really loved it when I saw in the theater
[00:23:54] Um, shut out to fucking Eddie dude. Mm and shut out to me for my no
[00:23:59] On i24 you did look hilarious. She had so much makeup on the makeup artist. She put on she really kicked it on
[00:24:08] You really did hit your hair all combed back. You had your lips were fucking popping dude. I looked kind of like a
[00:24:24] Uh, you're saying you had some feminine features that you were it looked like you were trying to disguise
[00:24:33] Like a mighty morphin power rangers some feminine exactures into some male masculine
[00:24:38] Exactly. I was really playing when we say he's like a garfield type. No
[00:24:45] Love in ode slash nermal. Mm-hmm. No, where's i'm garfield
[00:24:55] Wait, so they do i24 at the brian park library. They do it in the city somewhere
[00:25:01] Like times where welcome back to clear cut
[00:25:04] A warning for israel from an influential clear cut is describing adam's skin tone and his penis
[00:25:15] Adam the last 10 minutes. I looked so cool. I didn't look cool. I don't
[00:25:24] Adam you might you've done something. Please. I you've done something
[00:25:29] Some on the internet might describe is fucking around and finding out
[00:25:39] It was embarrassing. She called me an activist
[00:25:44] 2016 one young american joo with some strong
[00:25:53] Comedian and he's here in studio with me tonight. Adam. Thanks for being here. Thanks for having me
[00:26:03] No, I mean it makes sense in the context of
[00:26:42] Yeah, it is pretty good. I don't know why this is the first time we've done
[00:26:50] Oh, anyway, so let's say it looks so funny.
[00:27:01] I love the word juxtapose because it makes me think of like a cholo like clown doing like
[00:27:16] Yeah, with like a beanie pulled over is like...
[00:27:19] But then the clown hair coming out of the side of the beanie.
[00:27:50] I felt embarrassed immediately afterwards.
[00:27:53] And then I had to wash off the makeup afterwards.
[00:27:57] The only good part of the entire thing was that when I said come town at the end.
[00:28:03] And then she was like, well maybe next time you can come on and tell some jokes.
[00:28:08] I used to do red eye with us and you the topics like maybe like two hours before the
[00:28:15] And then they're just like, okay, right jokes about it.
[00:28:20] And then I found out they have writers for that show.
[00:28:32] I guess they just come up with the segments.
[00:28:34] But yeah, I would do that and then half the time they'd be like, uh, the local cheesecake
[00:28:41] factory in Edison, New Jersey shut down after they discovered fetus in...
[00:28:48] What do you guys have to say about that?
[00:28:50] And you're like, sorry, I got nothing on this one.
[00:28:59] Wouldn't they cut half the shit anyway?
[00:29:01] The only time they ever like gotten like...
[00:29:05] I said something about John McCain, like, uh, his arms not working some day.
[00:29:12] And they were like, uh, they were like...
[00:29:13] Well, we had to cut that out because his daughters watched the show.
[00:29:20] We don't have to worry about his daughters watching the show.
[00:29:25] And being like, can't get red eye off the...
[00:29:30] I remember them saying the daughters plural.
[00:29:38] Maybe what's her face has become so large.
[00:29:51] You're right, didn't they have like an adopted kid or something?
[00:30:05] Don't drag your sandals through the living room, either.
[00:30:14] She crawls around on all fours like the baby elephant in a movie.
[00:30:19] I would like to just walk on my feet, please.
[00:30:29] Get down on all fours like the baby elephant.
[00:30:34] I bought your fair and square all the way from Jump Hot 2.
[00:30:40] What do you call his wife some like a cunt?
[00:30:47] I guess she said he had to be used to balding or something.
[00:30:53] If he had run on the Chekyo bitch party, you know, sometimes...
[00:31:01] I just think we should be able to check our horse.
[00:31:10] Just fast forward to a random spot and let's see what he's talking about.
[00:31:16] With refugees, I mean, last week Trump called many people...
[00:31:42] You gotta stop saying things ironically, start saying things ronald McDonald's.
[00:31:48] Is that gonna juxtapose me with howling?
[00:31:56] It was really scary when they used to have the guy be ronald McDonald.
[00:32:13] Dude, I would have been so stoked if Tim's...
[00:32:14] I'm going to have cheeseburger and gay sex.
[00:32:30] You can have it, and they're where that you want, as long as it's in your ass.
[00:32:37] It was not as long and that's kind of close to the Burger King.
[00:32:55] Just be silent and wave to the chilter.
[00:33:18] They put on a tire, a potato with my ass,
[00:33:30] and French fries, and then I went sunbathing with my boyfriend.
[00:33:43] Please tell us you didn't actually cook the French fries in your ass.
[00:33:48] And he just gives a rye smile on them, so...
[00:34:06] It's one of the things that I think about it makes me want to kill myself.
[00:34:11] The women's rally that I booked for in DC.
[00:34:17] I think you bring up all the time to Bragg about it.
[00:34:26] It's almost as if you're a proud of it.
[00:34:30] I told all those fucking 50-year-old lesbians that I was having.
[00:34:33] And next we'll have Tim Curry on to discuss the men he's had sex with, the 924.
[00:34:51] And we're gonna talk about Tim Curry having sex with you.
[00:35:26] I don't know who thought it was a good idea to hire you.
[00:35:33] You know what the special sauce is, don't you?
[00:35:49] Dev, shut out the fucking Tim Curry, man.
[00:36:01] I loved how he plays the deleted scene in Home Alone 2.
[00:36:04] They're like, um, Tim, can you bring up this room service to 2.12?
[00:36:08] There's a little boy staying by himself in the room.
[00:36:13] They're like, on second thought, no, I'll do it.
[00:36:18] We'll send her like, um, maybe we should send someone else.
[00:36:23] And he's holding like the OSHA discrimination, like placard as he asked the question.
[00:36:29] The manager's like, uh, uh, go right in.
[00:36:41] It's a deleted scene and it just takes place downstairs at the hotel where they're deciding who takes up the place.
[00:36:46] If I remember correctly, it's, uh, it's Rob Schneider.
[00:36:52] And Kevin, can you talk to me about Rob Schneider?
[00:36:55] Adam, uh, would you say that your name is knob writer?
[00:37:03] I just, I thought about it for a second.
[00:37:07] I'm a free millennial activist and comedian.
[00:37:14] I'm just here to talk about having sex with Tim Curry and McDonald's.
[00:37:18] Repeat a couple of things he thought he read about his.
[00:37:29] Because as you know, I think I was just saying.
[00:37:42] So we can just do our jobs, but not rely on pre-recorded material.
[00:37:47] What's the thing when we're in Israel, you go to Israel and then anytime I see pictures
[00:37:52] from birthright, there's always one day where they go somewhere and smear shit all over
[00:37:57] Uh, the Dead Sea, they put the mud on there.
[00:38:04] No, it's more of a kind of a spa treatment.
[00:38:14] It was, you say that was your favorite part of the trip.
[00:38:18] No, I would say probably getting my first blowjob was my favorite part.
[00:38:51] As Gazan sex slave subjected to Adam's, or let your risk, and poisonous.
[00:39:09] And they pointed it out a woman's head.
[00:39:23] I don't know why the whole you're mad at us.
[00:39:39] You know me and Nick, you know me and Nick get dressed up.
[00:39:50] I watched YouTube of like what those people do at those midnight screenings.
[00:39:55] And it's probably the lamest subculture there is.
[00:40:25] That's my favorite song for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[00:40:33] I'm sick being little and he's a rapist and gay though at the same time.
[00:40:38] His dick only gets hard with the woolen if it's right.
[00:40:48] The guys like sweet and you're like Frankenstein but you're a fag or something.
[00:40:55] Yes, I'm like we're on where our car breaks down and there's a good and there's he's I
[00:41:01] think I think he's a transvestite to transvestite and he sucks off a guy and fucks a woman.
[00:41:09] I didn't realize he gets pussy and he gets pussy and cock.
[00:41:13] Well, now that I find that out, I'd like to go see it.
[00:41:21] I remember the name because they're not a kid.
[00:41:23] You hear Rocky Horror Picture Show and you're like, oh, there's probably like four adults
[00:41:27] or something and you turn like 13, 14 and you find out what it is and you're like, what?
[00:41:34] Yeah, I don't even know what I thought it was.
[00:41:44] I went with my college girlfriend on a live show.
[00:41:50] I thought it was like, I thought it was like Dan Zager.
[00:41:54] The same broad category as something like Dan Zager.
[00:42:02] It's way, I mean, it's way, uh, way less cool.
[00:42:11] I haven't seen the movie though, Sashia.
[00:42:16] But you've never seen anything like the rock.
[00:42:19] I wonder if they have tits in the movie.
[00:42:37] One of the kids from a schoolhouse rock, Rocky Show, died.
[00:43:12] I was in the key demographic for whatever they think I was just.
[00:43:19] I was getting such a Libra having sexual guys.
[00:43:23] You were definitely in that key demographic.
[00:43:36] Petting Ernest Hemingway's cats where you were back here in America during the, I think
[00:43:44] The big doing gay stuff and having a small dick.
[00:43:54] The continental United States was, there was sort of a doomsday scenario.
[00:44:02] It's like the movie Deep Impact, but instead of an asteroid, it's everybody, everybody's
[00:44:28] I don't, I say it clearly, but it's like, it seems like there's no chance this wasn't
[00:44:35] I think they've, they've, they've shelved a lot of movies.
[00:44:39] Some like bullshit town and Wales where they pool their money together to buy a race horse.
[00:44:44] And then they make, it's very funny because the movie ends.
[00:44:47] And you get the sense it's like this dilapidated kind of run down town.
[00:44:52] This is bitch that like bred a race horse.
[00:44:55] And then the horse starts like, like wins races and they're like, they're winning money
[00:45:00] And then the movie ends and it does one of those like, you know, like where are they
[00:45:03] now kind of things and they're like all in all the horse won about 130 grand from races
[00:45:11] providing each member in the town with like $800.
[00:45:26] No, it's a, that's a, a, a man, the guy, Richie movie.
[00:45:36] And it started off and I was like, who's done?
[00:45:41] And I was like, what, what's the, how did it start?
[00:45:52] I didn't, I missed the initial part, but I liked the J. Statham going undercover or whatever,
[00:45:58] but then it's like, there wasn't enough of a fucking revenge.
[00:46:03] I just wanted him to shoot a hundred people.
[00:46:05] There's really not enough plot to say it's like, you know, a classic sis school in
[00:46:15] Well, no, they tell you in the first like act that it's like his son was murdered by these
[00:46:19] bank robbers and now he's like gone into the bank to wait around for the bank robbers to
[00:46:26] And then it just sort of happens is all this like this like investigative stuff he starts
[00:46:35] And then the guy who is on the inside is like, let me tell you something.
[00:46:43] I know we accidentally got an hour and 45 minutes into the movie and we didn't resolve
[00:46:47] So I'm going to tell you right now, chief, I'm the bad guy.
[00:46:50] And then it's, I didn't, it was also like, well, why maybe I'll get so cool dick and
[00:46:59] No, I just was expecting it to just be a little bit more Adam Frieden.
[00:47:03] I was expected to be way more straight up revenge.
[00:47:10] Writers of justice though was, is Mads Mikkelson.
[00:47:17] It's also a, we're both in a bit of a hurry.
[00:47:25] I watched half of the movie, the drunk movie.
[00:47:26] The drunk movie and I had to turn it off.
[00:47:35] Literally I got 10 minutes in because they're like, you know, some people are supposed to
[00:47:39] be drunk and I'm like Googling, are some people supposed to be drunk?
[00:47:45] It's like a former crack head watching a movie called Crack the movie.
[00:47:56] Would you say the movie called Crack the movie?
[00:48:09] No, that's what it says on the fucking, yeah.
[00:48:23] I was laughing about imagining somebody like sucking dick in a bathroom for like crack,
[00:48:29] you know, but thinking that they still have like a cool cocaine problem.
[00:48:34] So they've got like Jack Nicholson sunglasses on.
[00:48:42] Just got to get a little crack cocaine.
[00:49:00] We don't want to try to say something weird and wait till.
[00:49:10] Don't you panic by the light of the night.
[00:49:23] Joe Rogan reads Hunter S. Thompson's daily routine.
[00:49:42] It's weird that he's not an Indian guy with the.
[00:49:48] Who's the next guy walking around fucking Johnny Dothead?
[00:50:01] Tim Curry has some kind of fuck-up disease.
[00:50:43] Crazy that the T-slur went from being just what they were called like seven years ago
[00:50:49] to now bumped up to the number two slot in the words you don't say.
[00:51:03] If you had invested in that in 2008, it's like apple stock.
[00:51:31] When I started this hedge fund, I knew the shorting cake was delicious.
[00:51:38] You just have to check and see when there's going to be...
[00:51:46] I think that's a big reason it's plummeted.
[00:52:02] They've been investing in cike for years.
[00:52:04] They're like the guys trying to stop GameStop.
[00:52:11] Because, you know, it spiked when Trump was an officer.
[00:52:15] Everybody had to pretend that the ADL was up to like three.
[00:52:22] It really was up there, but man, is it.
[00:52:27] Charlottesville might have gotten up to two.
[00:52:50] And I don't even understand why those are the ones that go to your...
[00:53:03] I'm very happy with how my tooth turned out.
[00:53:23] I like something that has a patina on it.
[00:53:31] Your balls, your ass and your balls have a patina on it.
[00:53:38] I'm trying to think of what a fat Greek puns.
[00:54:02] Liberty Mutual, you can put your penis in my ass.
[00:54:11] I'll be thinking about my between shows sandwich.
[00:54:20] Could have been cool to have a fucking text.
[00:54:24] I don't know where you're at with your diet.
[00:54:25] He was thinking about his interview with Israel TV.
[00:54:34] And he's like, well, I actually got them lifting books in the Harvard Laundry.
[00:54:43] All I'm saying is we had established a nice work office culture of if someone's going
[00:55:08] next Monday I'm going to eat meat that even the cat.
[00:55:10] Next Monday I'm bringing a spread for the.
[00:55:13] No, you don't have to bring you have to.
[00:55:18] Where did you get the breakfast tacos from?
[00:55:41] Tim, that's the district because you know Adam wants to get fucked by me.
[00:55:57] How long do you have to fuck a body before it goes rigor rigor rigor mortis?
[00:56:03] You ever see this movie, What a Girl Wants with Amanda Bynes?
[00:56:17] I've heard recently in the last year or something, I had watched a clip from it.
[00:56:25] She was like, she's got mental problems.
[00:56:31] That's got to be a Schneider type situation.
[00:56:37] Name her, Jen, on the bride and her father.
[00:56:39] No, I thought that was Jamie Lipspiers.
[00:56:40] Every time we do these weddings, I see the father-daughter dances.
[00:56:43] And I can't help but think that I'm never going to get to do that.
[00:56:56] Adam blasting in a Gaussian child's house.
[00:57:00] And it's also called what a girl knows.
[00:57:05] Daphne Reynolds will find the one thing she's been searching for.
[00:57:16] Complete with their own type of people to all of us.
[00:57:20] Possibly large bird falling off that wall.
[00:57:27] You're not going to believe her, are you?
[00:57:31] She has a picture of my penis in her wallet.
[00:57:43] You'd be happy to not tell me her father to child.
[00:57:45] The only thing we know about her is that she's an American teenager.
[00:57:50] Wait, no, this is just beautiful, right?
[00:57:56] Is this the movie where she plays soccer and tries to get cock?
[00:58:06] It looks like Daphne's just been in the movie.
[00:58:08] I don't think I've seen this movie actually.
[00:58:17] I'm looking at the DVDs right now on your show.
[00:58:19] You're forgetting them a little older than you guys.
[00:58:29] Ten things I can't think about are you.
[00:58:32] Ten inches of a man's penis I love to suck.
[00:58:48] It's an adaptation of a book you wrote as a child.
[00:59:02] It's just an entitlement of a man's penis in the movie title.
[00:59:33] Adam, you can get your breakfast sandwich and now you're literally hallucinating.
[00:59:40] Your body's five cells are dumping out of this tissue and your bloodstream.
[00:59:44] If anything, if anything, you're tripping.
[00:59:48] If anything, my mind is clear from no sugars in my bloodstream, no carbohydrates.
[00:59:58] If I put on a stethoscope now and put it to your chest, I'd hear ice cream truck music.
[01:00:04] And I'd hear it wring around the fucking frozen.
[01:00:07] Dadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaadaada.
[01:00:21] It was some movie I saw which I was like...
[01:00:23] I was like, I was reading the Schneider shit.
[01:00:26] And they cut to like her hands reading a letter.
[01:00:41] Not the Anschnider, but Schneider's pretzels.
[01:00:51] I mean fucking in third grade and having those.
[01:00:59] It's so funny we have the same thing about like adult snacks.
[01:01:04] And then it's the only like markers of maturity.
[01:01:19] Peanut M&Ms and Reese's PCs were like an adult.
[01:01:35] I thought Fig Newton's were for like retarded kids.
[01:01:40] I thought I was a little refined for you to figure it out.
[01:01:44] Didn't they have a commercial where it was like a British guy?
[01:01:46] My honest thinking was that it was for retarded kids.
[01:01:48] It could not handle the reality of like full-time kids.
[01:02:00] I think that's because you were in Special Ed.
[01:02:02] So you were more in touch with the retarded.
[01:02:04] Whereas me and Adam viewed them from a distance.
[01:02:13] It's wild that you can teach guerrilla sign language.
[01:02:18] There's probably one guy at the guerrilla sanctuary that was just having sex with the guerrillas.
[01:02:26] And then somebody taught them sign language and he's like,
[01:02:40] If he's doing anything like sign stuff about Johnny Suck my dick...
[01:02:48] Me and him, I was teaching them comedy.
[01:03:04] I would not fuck a gorilla though, because they're so strong.
[01:03:08] If you displeased them, they could just rip your cock off.
[01:03:15] Well, why are we fucking the male gorillas?
[01:03:17] Imagine you work at the zoo and you walk in.
[01:03:21] You don't have workers just sucking one of the gorillas.
[01:03:37] Dream horse was good though, by the way.
[01:03:44] It's the Welsh town, you fucking dunch.
[01:03:46] That movie, the setup you described was like reminds me of that film, The Full Monty.
[01:03:50] It's basically, it's every horse movie.
[01:03:59] You remember a war horse, the Steven Speed
[01:04:10] Just because you don't fucking watch sports, dude.
[01:04:16] Remember the Titans is better than any horse movie.
[01:04:18] Yeah, because the people and they still have flaws.
[01:04:27] So you don't know the real story about TJ Booker,
[01:04:33] That is the gayest response to that movie.
[01:04:39] You're trying to fucking look at this fashion.
[01:04:43] First of all, it's not TJ Booker, high school.
[01:04:45] I was clearly able to just do a joke and make up a house.
[01:04:49] I don't know shit about the real school.
[01:05:00] Coach Boone really brought those boys together.
[01:05:03] And of course, another great sports movie,
[01:05:21] There's Rollerball, there's Murderball, there's Thunderball,
[01:05:47] There's a stereo type about them being hungry.
[01:05:54] I didn't think it was a true stereo type.
[01:05:58] Dude, that first move, the first Mad Max is so weird.
[01:06:05] We're doing Loki, so we don't get coronavirus.
[01:06:09] Those motherfuckers really are locked the fuck up.
[01:06:38] Have a normal animal like a deer or an elk.
[01:06:41] You can't go up for something animal-like animal.
[01:06:46] We had to come up with, by the way, in cartoons.
[01:06:49] I heard that the inside of the house just got out of the way.
[01:06:56] We're like what the hell is this what if you wrote around them? They're like why that's the closest thing we've ever had doing an invention
[01:07:05] Now that's all thing we've been getting a rant and by just being dragged
[01:07:11] There's one God, but they take the strongest Rita and we hook a retard right dude
[01:07:17] And then they just drags us around town
[01:07:20] Yeah, dude, they're straight locked the fuck up, which is pissing me off dude
[01:07:25] Yeah, if I don't get my Aussie rules football soon, I'm gonna flip are you?
[01:07:32] Yeah, you are it was the last sport to get canceled. I remember last year so I watched it
[01:07:40] Like an Australian like rugby guy because they're kind of intellectually at the same level as a horse. Yeah
[01:07:47] Yeah, that makes sense, you know, but also dude. Come on fucking fighting movies those are cool
[01:07:52] Rocky mmm-hmm fucking creed better than at secretariat not even close
[01:08:03] Well spiders that type of animals is a horse
[01:08:07] Spider-man Spider-man's in that category you're gonna tell me that you're you're just real quick
[01:08:12] You're gonna tell me little giants is a better movie than spider-man home
[01:08:27] Far from home suck. Oh, yeah, yeah homecoming was actually good
[01:08:32] Little Michael Keaton, so let's hold up. Let's hold up your end of this year. Yeah, let's look at what Adam just said
[01:08:37] Let's see. Let's say kid. Okay. You're side is not a sports movie
[01:08:41] Did fuck you think water boy is a better movie than iron giant. Yes
[01:08:51] Iron Giants the best movie. I've never seen iron giant, but I love water boy
[01:08:56] You haven't said you would love iron giant maybe I'll watch it. It's about a fucking well
[01:09:00] I don't want to spoil it. Oh spoiler. He's a big robot. Nice. He's made that iron cool. He's a giant. Does he get pussy?
[01:09:07] He does that's awesome that I'm in oh see biscuit dude the picture for
[01:09:35] Wait look at the poster for you. Shut up. You want to watch CP is
[01:09:45] Directed by a guy named Gary you're trying to change this up stop trying to change the subject your favorite movie is CP
[01:09:52] It's not my favorite place one of them, right? It's not even a movie
[01:10:02] Taking a night you I've been slandered called a fucking
[01:10:06] Genocidal mania on this show you did take how long have we been friends? You'd be friends with a genocidal maniac. Yeah
[01:10:14] I'm not from all this is you and your boyfriend. I tried to show you that picture
[01:10:33] Look he fucking wore he wrote a horse to the premier the horse got to be at the premier. That's awesome
[01:10:44] Viggo's a fucking chill bloke as well Sam Elliott Prancer not my Pinterest
[01:10:51] Vigo and Mad's got some similar vibes to them on this and Elliot died. He did no
[01:11:00] He's still is it dude. You guys just scared me his voice is so low. You just soon meet Don
[01:11:06] I was just scared. I love Sam. Well friend turns out. There's a man named Adam
[01:11:11] wants to see one thing in life and it certainly ain't a biscuit
[01:11:24] Adams in their movie called bitch suckety and the suck dick
[01:11:27] That's true. He's also that is true. You're in that movie in the movie called the gay West
[01:11:36] Mm-hmm and season five of mission impossible and the Western cock smoke
[01:11:44] And that's true. We go. He's in a lot of that instead of the shadow right is the penis right? Yes. Yes
[01:11:52] Lifeguard and it's about the prep pills Adam has to take so he doesn't die. It's like an osmosis Jones
[01:11:57] type of movie the prep pills in Adam's bloodstream
[01:12:04] It's a Gettysburg he's in the Getty's fucking
[01:12:10] What is the Sam Elliott's filmography? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he's getting
[01:12:22] He was in we were so hard looking at that picture that
[01:12:31] You were in all those movies yeah, that's all credit is the credit
[01:12:35] You know go on time, you know a Gore Vidal said never miss an opportunity to be on television or is that what he said?
[01:12:45] That's what he said and he was one of the smartest who was that guy? He was the gay guy
[01:12:49] That's just like a clever gay guy who's the gay guy that would argue with the the guys that were
[01:12:55] Closeted gays that were like but instead of how just you push. Oh, that's the guy who did that was the William
[01:13:02] Suckley debate, right? Yeah, they had some debate any called them a fag or something
[01:13:08] But it's funny cuz in a friend a modern lens William F Buckley one of the biggest faggots of all time
[01:13:14] In a modern lens. Yeah, if you saw that guy you'd be like this is one of gayest people ever
[01:13:20] Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's like a Republican who likes he's like a old he'd be like he's sort of like Tucker Carlson
[01:13:28] He was like it's smart to be Republican right as his father an intellectual. Yeah, he was I'm doing this cuz I'm so smart
[01:13:37] Because he called oh, yeah, I remember that was a pretty good documentary
[01:13:40] Paul Newman wanted to kick his ass because he called
[01:13:45] Corvadol faggot right. That's what I'm Paul Newman's like. That's my boy Paul Newman was a fucking chill bloke man
[01:13:53] One of the you know my dad had sex with them. Oh, that would be so cool
[01:13:58] I'm my dad that he was like, you know, he was me and him. He we fucked
[01:14:02] That's a good bag. He's actually a fagg
[01:14:15] Yeah, apparently my dad fucked him that'd be awesome dude. I wish my dad was fucked a guy Williams
[01:14:22] William Dick Stockley, Jr. William Dick's only yeah
[01:14:30] The size of a dick and how you can put it in my mouth and perhaps also in my ass joining us is my boyfriend
[01:14:37] Adam Friedel Adam Friedel Adam Friedel and my gay boyfriend
[01:14:46] I want to suck because I'm gay firing line
[01:14:55] I want to fuck you with tonight's guest the Kings of Leon