Cum Town | Premium | 06/20/2021
[00:00:00] what's up sports fans were looking at pictures of my balls and my ass
[00:00:12] we're taking a look at my penis and they smell great
[00:00:17] john man just that is a little a marker
[00:00:20] and you can see here it's uh... where the
[00:00:24] penis comes out of the the ball area but if you look
[00:00:29] in between the balls it looks like there's there's the outline of more dick
[00:00:36] and that's why my dick is actually four inches they used to count that
[00:00:42] or the change of regulations that used to be part of the dick a lot of people
[00:00:48] that's true it should be part of the biggest part of the concern yet that
[00:00:53] mmm-hmm because the thing is if she's fucking riding and she's smushing the
[00:00:56] rest of your conga yeah the dick outline because of the back your ass yeah
[00:01:03] maybe not the one all the way to your ass but the one in your balls the part
[00:01:08] part in your ball part of your dick in your ball counts as dick as far as i'm
[00:01:11] concerned yeah with no and that's that's i'm not i don't feel cheap about that
[00:01:16] i like to imagine that it's part of my spine yes of course it goes all the way
[00:01:21] that i'm like that my entire dick is sort of like a finoodle that i'm writing
[00:01:27] and then honestly if you improve your posture you can make your dick longer
[00:01:31] yeah that would be cool then you would see me with a fucking back trainer
[00:01:35] whatever the fuck those are called like a finoodle too i wish that the the end of
[00:01:39] my dick which also has a dick head on it came out of the top of my net like the
[00:01:46] and i'll do it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:01:49] then i could i could dunk my dick under the water and then pull it up and then
[00:01:53] blow into my dick and spray the pool water and then you know what else will
[00:01:58] be cool and then being get arrested at the pool yeah
[00:02:02] what will be cool is you're making out of the girl and then you can take your
[00:02:05] shoulder dick out you can watch her suck it yeah
[00:02:10] or just use it like a flashlight like a cop or yeah
[00:02:16] dude i would be a pair of tits we got yeah ma'am keep your keep your hands on the
[00:02:20] hood dude honestly i would love to be able to eye to eye level watch a girl
[00:02:25] suck my dick coming out of my back that would be so cool
[00:02:29] and or even just jack it off while i'm kissing her and feeling her tits
[00:02:33] yeah i love that oh dude then you could get she could fuck you
[00:02:36] and suck your dick at the same time well we need to figure this out
[00:02:43] well that's like that would be the best honestly that would be so fucked that's
[00:02:47] what heaven is with mr and a they can do that but they better dude that's what
[00:02:50] it does i got this fucking vaccine i better get a dick coming out of my
[00:02:53] fucking that's what mr and stands for is man's dn a
[00:02:56] yeah it's dn a for god dude maybe that's why
[00:03:00] mate you know when they say you you know if you do terrorism and i know there's
[00:03:05] there's people out there they're like that's d or you're only changing the
[00:03:09] the m it's not m to them and to them we would say shut up
[00:03:14] to them i'd say what a womanly question yeah i guess you don't have any mr and a
[00:03:18] bitch i guess you're not getting too dicks yeah they put put more pussy juice
[00:03:22] in your vaccine yeah they injected you with
[00:03:25] estrogen that's right what if that is that how how the fuck is that not
[00:03:29] one of the conspiracy theories that they're making you trans that the yeah
[00:03:33] that the vaccines aren't just estrogen i don't know they're making everybody
[00:03:36] trans i don't know my breasts haven't gotten larger since i got the vaccine
[00:03:41] maxed out no my there's plenty more to go thank you
[00:03:45] they've been bigger in the past um let's let's kind of keep running through
[00:03:50] this uh two-dick thing though because i got a lot of different angles
[00:03:54] so you called it a crescent moon at a certain point
[00:03:57] maybe that's why in islam right in terrors the terrors version not the
[00:04:02] good peaceful kind of there's two kinds or whatever yeah
[00:04:05] but when they promise you forty virgins maybe
[00:04:09] you have a crescent moon that's yeah that's what they're promising well
[00:04:14] that's on the flat in heaven exactly that's why the flag is
[00:04:17] people think that's the moon it's actually the two dicks you get
[00:04:19] the incoming out of your act your regular dick and then they're coming
[00:04:22] out of your man and the star is you the star of the show yeah and then the
[00:04:26] palm tree because you're on a tropical paradise yeah full of pussy you can
[00:04:30] double get double fucking suck and then whenever all that scribbling
[00:04:33] bullshit is mm-hmm let's just like bro can you move fucking believe this
[00:04:37] shit yeah i'm best like awesome this is best here
[00:04:39] i'm just trying to get pussy watch you suck your dick
[00:04:48] and i left adam's uh left adam's his channel on his channel
[00:04:53] just just cuz dude adam couldn't make it
[00:04:57] adam's in coast dorica yep we were saying he's trying to start israel too
[00:05:01] we're in the group chat or whatever just imagining his girlfriend being like
[00:05:06] looking at him being like let's let's go to um let's go here on vacation
[00:05:11] adam like seeing the name coast dorica and like
[00:05:14] his eyes zooming in on the word cost in coast dorica
[00:05:20] um i don't know this is like a big anime sweatshop
[00:05:29] free rica even better maybe yeah and then
[00:05:33] and then the group chat is me microcean
[00:05:36] uh shay gillis shahmakar see and then also adam which is funny
[00:05:41] because he had to just sit there while he went through all of south america
[00:05:45] and hit it with you know venmo's way like free lay
[00:05:51] hahahaha ah fuck arch rentina what was that
[00:05:56] arch rent tina arch rent tina yeah yeah
[00:06:00] payrew payrew let's go through them unless we might as well
[00:06:05] yeah we got time um as a tribute to adam who's in coast dorica right now
[00:06:15] twenty three you'll probably be there a luxor i don't know i don't have no idea
[00:06:20] you got a little fucking konjai you get a little tissue what are you doing sniffing
[00:06:24] i don't know it just hit me okay yeah get a tissue
[00:06:28] i don't know if the tissue is right it's like back there
[00:06:31] i got this thing this nasally regatta feel because it's actually it sounds
[00:06:37] worse than it is like allergies like kicked in this week
[00:06:40] and it was fucking brutal yeah like three days ago
[00:06:44] and then i got this like this device that sucks off my brain that's
[00:06:49] awesome yeah that's awesome i don't know if it worked it might just be
[00:06:52] a gimmick but it looks cool yeah you put you put a little thing in both your
[00:06:55] nostrils yeah nice and like blows water through one side and sucks it out
[00:06:59] the other that's awesome yeah can you put one okay can you put one can you put
[00:07:04] one in your ass one on your dick it's sort of it's kind of like the
[00:07:06] crescent with the double dick yeah i'm gonna leave that amazon review
[00:07:10] this thing reminds me of having a dick that grows out of my spine and they
[00:07:14] use it to blow pool water at children in muslim heaven
[00:07:19] five stars you know the other the the sinister part of that
[00:07:24] dick though is that you it would make it a lot easier to suck your own dick
[00:07:28] and then you would really have to come face to face with what you do that
[00:07:31] it would be cool if they made a latin but real like a latin for adults and then
[00:07:35] there's a final scene where like a latin has to go rescue jasmine from
[00:07:38] genie jafar yep or like whenever jafar has control of the
[00:07:42] genie and he goes in and jafar is like in that big palace room but his like
[00:07:46] dick is like taking up the entire room and it's a snake that's awesome
[00:07:50] instead of jafar being the same of course it's just as cock that's
[00:07:54] that's cool he'd probably would have already fucked jasmine too
[00:07:58] yeah that's the thing if if a lad was real jasmine
[00:08:02] jafar fucks jasmine with the genie with his genie big snake dick
[00:08:06] and then a laden's like oh well yeah he already fucked her so i'm good
[00:08:11] she's all yours she's ruined that puts these trash olah i'm gonna fly into the
[00:08:16] twin towers yeah just give me the magic carpet i'm
[00:08:20] flying into the twin towers yeah and walk all this one even
[00:08:25] what was jafar's job again he was at the grand of his ear yep i love job title
[00:08:30] you know it's awesome visea and grease means breasts means tits so the big titty is
[00:08:36] his job he was the fucking grand visea the grand
[00:08:41] brazier grand brazier um dude i'm trying to know what's the other some of the
[00:08:47] other stories in isn't that motherfucker isn't that should call the thousand one
[00:08:50] yeah Arabic tales i had it as a kid i had the book
[00:08:54] yeah yeah i'd look at vintage copies a lad was only one little dick ass story
[00:08:58] and they for some reason they really ran with that one but there's prince prince
[00:09:01] alie prince alie king king c's yeah something like that
[00:09:06] well prince elize his name in the movie then there's prince alie bobba that's
[00:09:14] right alie bobba's fucking thing where you have to open it you open sesame
[00:09:19] open sesame alie bobba the king of thieves alie bobba if that guy's not fat
[00:09:24] that would piss me off that's an awesome sign guy okay now i am gonna blow my
[00:09:29] nose there you go there you go folks i got nicked to do it i know you're
[00:09:34] probably sitting there thinking we don't want to hear him snort and shit
[00:09:38] but anyway back to my alie bobba point alie bobba's got to be a fat guy as far as
[00:09:44] i'm concerned if that motherfucker is skinny
[00:09:47] we we doing you guys agree bobba should be a fat fucking fat guy
[00:09:53] i guess alie could go either way you've got your mohammed alie's
[00:09:58] uh you've got no cream of doule jabar is not
[00:10:04] but you know alie is alie could be like a skinny
[00:10:08] you know um like one of those muslim guys it looks
[00:10:12] almost asian it could go either way but bah alie bobba that motherfucker
[00:10:18] just fucking dines on delicacies we're talking like
[00:10:21] those cakes that are completely completely submerged in honey
[00:10:26] with a little half a bit of a cherry on top
[00:10:29] um some turkish delights um tees but with honey through them all as well
[00:10:36] sorry about that folks no sick day no sick days for us working men
[00:10:40] no when adam takes vacation in fact we're still here
[00:10:44] that uh i'm gonna play a song for you guys it reminds me how hard we work
[00:10:50] please do this is uh this is maybe some of you recognize it
[00:10:55] what are some other Arabic treats baklava of course
[00:11:05] so listen this for a second you guys think about all we do for the community
[00:12:04] what a six second day fucking ass and putting on lips they can be
[00:12:09] in fucked dude when that song when that song would come on the radio
[00:12:13] when i was like headed to work at like six a.m yeah
[00:12:15] no matter what you know it was like we're gonna call center and be like
[00:12:18] fuck yeah yeah i'm jacked up right now i'm fucking this is me
[00:12:22] i'm a fucking working man i'm a boy i i can i can make
[00:12:25] fucking nine dollars and i'm uh dude yeah so funny how fucking much
[00:12:31] how much i worked yeah for no money for no money
[00:12:35] it's nothing it's funny it's like you know people are probably like i can't
[00:12:38] wait until the show ends and he ends up you know
[00:12:42] like broke and a loser again except this time his family's dead
[00:12:49] but uh you know i'm not gonna say i'll enjoy it
[00:12:52] but i'll be that song i'll have meaning again exactly i'm pissed off
[00:12:56] guess who's gonna start drinking that's right on the way to that the joke will
[00:13:00] be on you the joke will be yeah you better hope you better
[00:13:04] hope your kid's school isn't on the way to me
[00:13:06] to my favorite bar to my there's an area fucking one of those yellow
[00:13:13] signs yeah that little turtle guy with a backpack
[00:13:17] says slow down this is a neighborhood and it's like oh i'll go slow pal
[00:13:26] when they go when they go high we go slow slow we turn ourselves retarded
[00:13:31] through alcoholism when when the democrats are getting high off their
[00:13:35] legal weed yep i turned myself into a mental retard
[00:13:39] with the mrna vaccine RNA it's the dna that down syndrome
[00:13:57] nice nice ass nice ass mentally retarded
[00:14:00] nice rich mr and a b that's for the fucking thick retard mr
[00:14:06] the sexy retard mr nab the ass stealing mr nab the ass
[00:14:16] i want some pussy mmm that's mr nab it's a retard guy with the
[00:14:21] dressed like the hamburger just getting pussy the clam burglar the
[00:14:26] clam burger burglar have we done this i don't think so
[00:14:30] uh it's okay clam burglar remiss remiss
[00:14:33] yeah you eat ass that's good he's purple and he eats ass
[00:14:38] um Ronald McPussy okay Ronald the McPussy
[00:14:42] Ronald's a big guy maybe we'll save him for last let's try to remember the
[00:14:45] other michdonald's characters we've definitely
[00:14:50] tried to remember the mcdonald's characters but not to make them sexual
[00:14:53] slash rapists yeah there was like a an admiral of some kind
[00:14:58] all right let's stick with the pickles we got we did remiss
[00:15:02] we've got the clam burglar there's the nuggets
[00:15:06] went to yeah there was the nuggets but there's the one that people like call
[00:15:10] grimace is not grimace and wasn't there a bitch that's like a
[00:15:13] fucking chicken we have the chicken tails the chicken
[00:15:16] bitch chicken bitch um where's that Barney
[00:15:28] this is pretty cool imagine dragons this is a song called working man
[00:15:38] this is not a working song this is a song can you imagine you and your
[00:15:41] boyfriend kiss yeah maybe working at the dick
[00:15:50] tomorrow callous tans from picking up the phone
[00:15:53] at the call center this is a woman me and the other union call center guys
[00:15:57] weren't listening to this shit yeah me and the other uh employees at
[00:16:03] the front desk at the ccb c caten'sville testing center
[00:16:07] world listen to this oh you worked in a testing center
[00:16:10] yeah it's yeah testing centers are so funny
[00:16:13] it was awesome because it's like all the like people that uh we're just taking
[00:16:18] online classes which this was like you know 10 years ago so it was like
[00:16:21] people that were just trying to like duck out of going to college yeah my
[00:16:25] stepmom has a bunch of like debt from like university of phoenix on live
[00:16:30] me it's just so funny it's just such a bad decision
[00:16:46] the verai the verai baby the best was itt tech we're in the
[00:16:51] because they went out into business they're like yeah school's closed forever
[00:16:54] buck yeah sorry that we don't give a fuck oh you still always $40,000 yeah
[00:17:01] to go well to they had good commercials honestly those commercial come on i was
[00:17:05] little kid i was like yeah mom i'm going to itt tech yeah i wanted to go to
[00:17:10] Lincoln tech or uti i remember those commercials yeah there would be like
[00:17:13] that they would show you like the time lapse photography of like a
[00:17:17] freeway or something maybe the bellway or something yep
[00:17:21] and then it would be like automotive technology is one of the fastest
[00:17:24] growing fields in the United States the phrase automotive technology yeah
[00:17:30] i love that they call it that i've ascertained the
[00:17:34] some dot of some rat shit in your cool it seems that your your
[00:17:41] vehicular premises have been penetrated by rats
[00:17:48] chewing up your coolant lines and then shitting in them
[00:17:52] sorry uh defecating defecation maximum they're defecating
[00:18:03] at that point we ascertain that the suspect defecated semen into the woman
[00:18:13] yeah i'm deciding whether it be a detective or go to itt tech yeah i had i
[00:18:18] have one day in Austin with delivering a pizza
[00:18:22] to some apartment complex and i had a security guard that was like
[00:18:25] hardcore one of those guys that's awesome like a ranicop guy but i felt bad for
[00:18:29] him because he was like i mean like literally like he must have been
[00:18:33] mentally retarded yeah for sure and he's like um can you
[00:18:36] could can you uh can you um educate me on wire on the uh the premises
[00:18:45] i'm like in a pop of john's outfit holding a pizza
[00:18:51] i'm like i don't think anyone can educate me and i think that was the problem
[00:18:56] they tried they tried and you and you somehow managed to end up worse than me
[00:19:04] i'm supposed to be the lowest run on the
[00:19:06] on the whatever the thing that's got rungs on it yeah
[00:19:10] yeah the climbing i forget the name but you know it
[00:19:14] is on the climb even sticks is where i'm at pal and somehow i found the one guy
[00:19:23] can feel better than mhm damn rent the cop and then i just
[00:19:28] i delivered the pizza to a guy like is the manager at best buy nice
[00:19:33] he's like wow this pizza man probably the biggest loser in the entire world
[00:19:37] yeah yeah yeah save for the security guard yeah outside chewing on his badge
[00:19:42] absolutely did that's that's where the best buy manager feels like a king
[00:19:46] yeah amongst the pizza delivery men in the retarded rentacops yeah the best
[00:19:51] buy weekend manager is is king i just went with my friend steven to buy a tv
[00:19:57] and at best buy and he had the whole the whole magnolia crew also yeah it's a
[00:20:03] very funny job it's got to feel good yeah to get the whole team because i
[00:20:07] remember being a teenager i had like respect for the of course
[00:20:10] you're like you're like that's the elite that's the delta force yeah those guys
[00:20:14] guys best buy those guys have a real job except in the geek squad they're
[00:20:18] fucking losers yeah but magnolia now those are the
[00:20:21] fucking because i truly thought that was like the best my life was ever gonna
[00:20:25] get what's that it's to be a guy that like manages like a car
[00:20:29] audio section yeah i really did not think that it would go
[00:20:36] certainly this way yeah i thought my dream was to play like
[00:20:43] to be like a guy that gets to do the fucking
[00:20:46] harris berg comedy zone yeah oh i wanted i wanted all that yeah
[00:20:51] but i mean that's remember listening to jimmy merit one time
[00:20:54] talk about going to delaware to do a set
[00:21:02] yeah at a comedy club too it wasn't like at a bar it was like wow
[00:21:12] dude literally if i need to buy slacks to be able to do that yeah yeah
[00:21:18] i wonder what jimmy merit's done now he's probably killed himself uh yep
[00:21:26] so dressed like a wizard or something yeah he killed himself
[00:21:32] yeah they put there they put fennel in the star wars
[00:21:40] like guys they're putting fennel in the child porn on
[00:21:47] stayless stay safe out there guys all right there's testing kits you can get
[00:21:53] before you look at child porn dip the little stick in it
[00:21:57] mm-hmm oh you know it's a really pathetic one
[00:22:00] fuck what was this place called it was like
[00:22:03] in Norfolk i think there was like a comedy club was it called
[00:22:07] luckies or something that was like just a bar
[00:22:11] and i was like not ca- causes was it causes
[00:22:16] maybe causes i don't know i just remember
[00:22:20] they wouldn't approve me to feature for our boy mike stork
[00:22:23] yeah and i was like one day i'll feature in Norfolk Virginia
[00:22:28] and i was like literally dude i was like so bummed that they wouldn't i don't
[00:22:32] remember what it was called but it was like one of like four clubs there was
[00:22:36] like the furthest one yeah there is that virginia had a couple of those
[00:22:40] maybe it was cozies now that is cozies del Rio uh
[00:22:45] listranis listranis those were like the big like shitty shows you could do
[00:22:50] you know what now that you're saying it i think it's coz listranis was funny
[00:22:54] because remember dust and diamond all right yeah it was it was cozies comedy
[00:22:59] club yeah that was my dream gig that i could not get
[00:23:03] and you important use Virginia yeah yeah i always wanted to work with the
[00:23:07] dcm problem that never happened really i hosted there one time for
[00:23:11] orish for your like seven years ago oh i remember that it was a fun weekend you
[00:23:15] had to get pants and you fucked that lady in the woods
[00:23:18] that's right i forgot i was like yeah i never i never got the work at the dcm
[00:23:24] problem i wonder why it's just like the one time they booked me i showed up with
[00:23:28] like pussy blood all over my hands not wearing pants
[00:23:32] and a baro panty you had t-shirt you had chinese immigrant pussy stained cloth
[00:23:37] shorts you had to borrow pants that were too big
[00:23:47] this industry's fucked up yeah i'm like damn i wonder why
[00:23:57] at least you got pussy and uh what was that what's called over there uh
[00:24:01] rock creek rock creek far yeah yeah that was a funny day
[00:24:08] i remember you telling me i was like what do you have to do
[00:24:12] aren't you there to do these shows i was like why are you in the woods getting
[00:24:17] pussy in the middle of the day yeah i was like i was like trying to get
[00:24:23] i was like in my mind i was like i'm gonna go down there and i'm just gonna
[00:24:26] use tinder to find places to stay yeah yeah yeah near the club cuz i was on
[00:24:30] a little like tear back then right and uh and then i met up with somebody and
[00:24:35] then i was like you know she was like well i don't like she's like i'm staying
[00:24:39] with someone gone on or something she'll have a place to stay there's the
[00:24:42] middle of the day and it was like well we can
[00:24:46] fuck somewhere if you want to yeah and then uh there was no you know we're
[00:24:51] trying to find like a porta potty or something
[00:24:55] it's also hilarious because it's like these women really don't respect themselves
[00:25:01] you were a you looked horrible no at the time i looked i looked good
[00:25:05] no dude this is when you lived in the fucking
[00:25:08] didn't you live in the fucking windowless room and you had no this is when i
[00:25:11] upgraded to the window and i had bought a gym membership and i started taking
[00:25:14] care of myself okay okay yeah so at the time i didn't like you know i could
[00:25:18] have swore this was like you with your fucked up beard and i weren't i was
[00:25:21] clean shaven oh okay i was inside i was vascular
[00:25:25] okay all right that makes a little more sense than at least but still
[00:25:29] i looked like how i look well maybe in a little bit better shaped than i'm in
[00:25:32] now but uh you know for some reason i guess because in my
[00:25:36] mind it's so much funnier if it's like my eyes weren't dead and by the way to
[00:25:40] celebrity there was still as you saw it's
[00:25:45] i love saying i've been saying you saw it's all the time because i've heard it i
[00:25:48] got no idea what it means and i won't look it up
[00:25:52] i like you songs as somebody who says jwad the v
[00:25:54] jwad the v but we know what jwad the v right
[00:26:00] mm-hmm i think it means bouncy you can use songs for my balls yeah you can
[00:26:11] just wholesome my balls you fucking slut
[00:26:15] fucking drain them good how come a nursing home means a place that like
[00:26:18] homosexuals and old people go to die yeah and not a place for like big
[00:26:23] titty suck on my guys your brother yeah i would love to check in
[00:26:26] oh it loves to be in a nursing home i love to be so in the nursing home that i
[00:26:32] forget every detail of my life uh dude just fucking yeah some big like
[00:26:37] fucking polish woman he humongous nipples the size of your like fucking
[00:26:42] entire head i love it and you're just i'm imagining
[00:26:46] about sweet breast milk yeah putting you to bed in fact i know a specific
[00:26:50] parrotidsome thinking about from a piece of a
[00:26:52] pornographic imagery that i looked at probably 15 years ago
[00:26:57] is it from scorland no i'll show you right now you ever check out scorland i
[00:27:01] was i was a fan of scorland for quite some time it's very funny that the
[00:27:07] they had humongous tits over there yeah this lady
[00:27:11] oh wow i don't know her but shout out to kelly
[00:27:16] blue towel yeah that's that's all i searched for because i
[00:27:19] remember uh a pair from yesteryear now i'm thinking more eastern european
[00:27:25] like i said scorland they had hysterical i mean those are
[00:27:29] awesome breasts what you're looking at right there but
[00:27:33] i think those are like as big as real tits get
[00:27:37] like regular tits whereas scorland these were not
[00:27:45] we're back off we're we're this is uh this is
[00:27:55] i'm trying to think of radio station i want to say
[00:27:57] w fuck this is dc 101 i'm allying in in the
[00:28:02] elia sucking penis i'm elia elia in the bathroom
[00:28:09] this is elia in the bathroom you're listening in the bathroom
[00:28:12] you're you're you just tuned in for the tit looking at our
[00:28:20] you know i only have a morning is scorland has changed i'm on their website now
[00:28:25] they've changed you know these are still big tits but is
[00:28:29] elia still do it in the morning um i think so yeah well so do you
[00:28:38] well elia in the morning i mean these are humongous tits but i
[00:28:44] guess maybe because i'm older now the we that did i mean
[00:28:48] jared stern was on his show but elia wasn't a guy that was like around
[00:28:52] no no no he had like no involvement in the not so
[00:28:55] but not none whatsoever as far as i'm concerned as far as i remember
[00:29:01] he fucked up dude he fucked up by not hanging out at open mics and befriending
[00:29:07] the future of comedy you think elia in the morning gets pussy
[00:29:14] his powers are he's completely powerless in the after elia at night is a different
[00:29:18] kind of fella elia tonight is a pedophile from
[00:29:21] my sources into key yeah it'd be funny to get sued by him for saying that
[00:29:26] and it's like we said elia tonight we said it's a different guy it's a
[00:29:30] different elia oh i'm sorry what's his name oh elia in the
[00:29:33] morning thank you elia at night rapes children
[00:29:39] yeah you know maybe it's because i'm older now
[00:29:44] oh carmen hey is she was an old favorite of mine she looks like she still does
[00:29:47] just posting this he's posting uh luna bunny has some huge but look at
[00:29:52] a trap look at just how shitty oh wow listening to like that huge market
[00:29:56] show yeah and it's just a guy in camo shorts in a trash room falling
[00:30:09] he's canadian right something like that yeah
[00:30:13] who's dead so we're looking at i'm just going through the score land pages
[00:30:17] right now and um you know these are a lot of new women i don't remember them
[00:30:22] from when i was 13 maybe if i just search humongous
[00:30:26] tits something will come up there was a there was a rotation i can't
[00:30:31] remember their names anymore but um well some of these are really you know
[00:30:38] what searching humongous tits did do the trick
[00:30:42] god damn yeah take your time yeah dude i'm just taking it
[00:30:48] go ahead and take your time now um yeah this is some really good stuff anyway
[00:30:53] why are we talking about huge tits oh the nursing home
[00:30:57] the nursing home i want it there was like a Polish woman
[00:31:01] that i would jack off to quite a bit i can't remember her name
[00:31:04] yeah me listening to the uh y'all not there the big tittish show
[00:31:11] we do nothing but oh here we go take in some
[00:31:22] i don't know i'm gonna have to do some research on my own time folks this is
[00:31:32] right we're right man fuck these fucking idiots
[00:31:35] some work this is a great song why you guys listen to some fucking music
[00:32:11] i'm fucking gay i watched minority this week oh yeah i wasn't yeah
[00:32:18] i wouldn't mind our if uh the mom sucks like
[00:32:24] that's what i got on that one i have not seen uh
[00:32:30] have not seen minority it's good it's kind of hard to tell the uh
[00:32:39] well you haven't seen it that's true i guess
[00:32:42] theoretically you might be right they all like it's you know it's a family but
[00:32:48] they all because it's even worse because they're a family
[00:32:50] right so they i think they're family in real life too
[00:32:53] i don't think they're actors it's even worse because they're a family
[00:32:59] yeah it's even a hard way to be taken anyway you're like is this the baby is
[00:33:03] at the grandma right that is hard to figure out you know
[00:33:06] and then they keep changing clothes you're using that movie that's fucked up
[00:33:10] that's fucking actor uh will Paxton will will
[00:33:15] now does bill Paxton bill pulman in will
[00:33:19] i don't know who will will patent i think it's will patent and will patent
[00:33:24] who i think is just like a mentally ill person
[00:33:27] that's cool because he's always playing some kind of like retarded psycho
[00:33:38] oh yeah yeah yeah what else have you been in
[00:33:41] uh going in 60 seconds the Punisher army getting remember the titans
[00:33:45] that's an oh yes remember the type that's where i know from yeah
[00:33:50] damn dude some of these women have really big tits
[00:33:54] ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
[00:33:59] from minari okay that's a cute little kid yeah
[00:34:03] alan is a very funny name for a baby for a little kid yeah for a chinese
[00:34:15] hello is this Wikipedia yeah i i i i i i i i i i i'd like to report an issue
[00:34:21] in one of your articles i'm looking at the wikipedia page
[00:34:25] for alan kim and it says he's from chicago
[00:34:35] certainly this must be some kind of clerical error uh yeah um
[00:34:40] look i don't want to have to spell it out for you but
[00:34:49] yeah just making a reservation is the wrong kind of racist just make it just
[00:34:54] your brain so damaged by irony or whatever you make a
[00:34:57] reservation in a restaurant you're like yeah dinner for four
[00:35:01] they're like the name and you're like uh levenson
[00:35:04] they're like can you spell it you're like excuse me
[00:35:08] like can you spell it for me and it's like i mean
[00:35:12] if you really want me to it's and i g g
[00:35:18] like what do you do like stop you like you said spell it
[00:35:23] i'm sorry but i know you know what it is man my work for discord
[00:35:28] man this can't get out man uh me and my uh
[00:35:32] friends uh we do a thing where one of us says
[00:35:36] one of us starts one of us starts it and then the next one
[00:35:40] which is a great i love it's like it's basically cheerleading
[00:35:49] give me an end well i really can't i've just searched humongous
[00:35:55] tish polish and i've been scrolling for 15 minutes now
[00:35:58] yeah and i can't find the lady that i'm looking for so
[00:36:01] sorry guys uh but i i am i am enjoying oh there is a specific role
[00:36:08] a spolish woman you were looking for yeah
[00:36:11] uh what's she look like she has huge tits what color hair
[00:36:15] brunette brunette maybe i should throw brunette in there
[00:36:19] you're right you're seated is she from back in the day i can
[00:36:22] probably get this yes she is um and maybe she's not
[00:36:26] polished but some kind of eastern european
[00:36:29] bahum bahum bahum i can probably no keep describing her what have you seen
[00:36:34] her in uh is this her maybe do you know who this
[00:36:37] woman's name is who something like this i don't know if that's her
[00:36:47] bia flora is one of them she was in the rotation
[00:36:52] that oh yeah oh brother now i'm getting now i'm taking back
[00:36:56] it was ewa eva eva sonnet was one of them maybe i think
[00:37:02] so i did guess it did you say that no no
[00:37:07] eva sonnet i think so and then the other one that i just said
[00:37:12] you've been to like an actual pornography store
[00:37:15] that's something the youngest so bia flora everyone if you want to jack off to
[00:37:22] eva sonnet i believe yep eva sonnet was one of them too
[00:37:28] and there's a there's a couple other ones in that vein that i was
[00:37:31] beating off to in a major way and that's who i and to bring it all home full
[00:37:36] circle that's who i'd like to be at the nursing home
[00:37:39] yeah okay all right yeah oh yeah no we were doing a bit
[00:37:45] okay yeah wow this whole time i thought man we were really dropping the ball
[00:37:51] here and i forgot that it's the joke is that it's a nursing home
[00:37:56] you're so huge oh my god yeah i really felt bad there for a second
[00:38:01] fuck it it would be awesome if they had breast milk with like
[00:38:17] weed in it you know yeah well i've been told that it tastes like lucky charms
[00:38:22] i've heard that too um by louis cats me too same guy
[00:38:26] yeah who did drink breast milk what's he up to i guess he killed
[00:38:30] himself he also killed himself yeah i guess they put fennel and breast milk
[00:38:44] this i'm already yeah it's pretty fucked up that they're putting fennel in the
[00:38:48] cocaine who's who's doing that and they say that i don't think that's actually
[00:38:52] happening has anyone died do we know um i think people are like people are
[00:38:57] doing a shit ton of cocaine since the pandemic in new york right
[00:39:01] because we all get paid eight million dollars a month to live here
[00:39:04] right that is once you come to blazer gives you a check your first check
[00:39:08] yeah and uh yeah this is the thing they say you know people are like oh well
[00:39:14] new york so expensive and it's like it's true but they also just give you
[00:39:18] money to be here yeah because they need uh
[00:39:22] they need podcasters they do dude the whole city runs on
[00:39:25] fucking they need ours but yeah people that are like 36 years old that have
[00:39:29] been doing a gram of cocaine every other day for the last like seven years
[00:39:33] yeah dive a heart attack they're like it's fennel
[00:39:35] the fennel dude they're putting somebody out this is somebody this is
[00:39:39] anyone's fault to put mine yeah i'm a i'm a i'm a fat man who doesn't exercise
[00:39:46] he's like shit stays up all night and does cocaine and i was killed
[00:39:51] by another an extra drug that they put in the drug not that not the
[00:39:56] not the entire eight ball i was doing to myself yeah i gave up doing coke
[00:40:01] because you can't do coke and be fat you're asking for it yeah
[00:40:04] it's just it's one or the other and i choose i choose fucking pizza
[00:40:09] every time yeah if i choose between cocaine and a
[00:40:11] fucking chicken wing every once in a while not even a company why i's not
[00:40:14] doing it for ethical reasons why is that was that well you know it's
[00:40:18] kind of gay Pablo Escobar oh no that shit's cool oh it's cool got you
[00:40:24] yeah no the uh it's just it's sort of like it's for
[00:40:27] homos that's true yeah you're stealing a gay thing
[00:40:30] exactly you're stealing a thing women and gay guys should be doing
[00:40:33] i'm appropriating yep i have to engage in my own culture
[00:40:36] of uh being you know a white uh man so i'm like
[00:40:44] wearing suits yep and uh fedoras absolutely they drive a big bewick
[00:40:49] around yep yeah you have gold teeth you have gold teeth and they
[00:40:54] gather in your head one in your fedormate yeah and uh
[00:40:57] and the fur coat over here the gold teeth have like uh
[00:41:00] dice on them mm-hmm yeah and uh my name's uh high top
[00:41:06] high top watershed back high top watershed yeah and i go up to a
[00:41:10] harlem and uh hang out inside the church and yeah and
[00:41:18] uh compliment their big church hats yep and ask if i can
[00:41:23] permanently glue it to their forehead with my
[00:41:27] cum it's your hot load yeah let me put it let me throw a hot slick
[00:41:31] back load in your bitch let me say something slick to you real
[00:41:34] quick what if i nutted your hat on your head permanent style
[00:41:39] and they said excuse me and i said sorry i'm just trying not to do any more
[00:41:42] cocaine sorry i just i'm trying to be staying my lane
[00:41:45] i'm trying to stay in my lane i'm trying to stay in my lane and ask
[00:41:48] yeah elderly black women if i could glue their hats to their foreheads
[00:41:53] with my cum uh because i don't want to be rude to gay people
[00:41:58] anymore bong bong bong bong yeah dude i don't know there's not that many
[00:42:03] drugs well i guess that's not true i guess i'll do psychedelics and shit
[00:42:06] but like party drugs i did some i did a half-gram of mushrooms the other day
[00:42:10] trying to microdose nice how to go it sucked yeah yeah i really don't like
[00:42:15] half-gram main enough to get microdose yeah yeah it just it doesn't i mean it's
[00:42:19] not enough to like hallucinate but you do like you're like damn
[00:42:25] like literally never and there's nothing i can do about it
[00:42:34] you can do more mushrooms nigh because it just is that but worse
[00:42:42] i don't know man i i'm due for mushroom a mushroom excursion soon
[00:42:46] yeah a lot of people i like every people are like how you just you know like
[00:42:49] completely resets like you got all this stuff you're carrying around they
[00:42:52] talk about like it's a fucking massage yeah but like i mean maybe if you're like
[00:42:59] you they the extent not i want to you know be like
[00:43:03] you know i got all these problems i'm a bad man or whatever
[00:43:07] i'm like listen but i'm like when you're in the
[00:43:10] fucking when you're a broken toy just yeah but i have a grout something like i'm
[00:43:15] like fucking in a bad mood usually it's not like you know
[00:43:19] oh there's a lot of stress at work just a bunch of broken toys man yeah you
[00:43:23] know it's also reset not having a job and having a bunch of money
[00:43:26] yeah being able to do drugs whenever i want whenever you want it's pretty
[00:43:29] yeah and that reset didn't really do much so if i do drugs and it's like yeah
[00:43:33] you're a lazy fucking piece of shit that doesn't do anything it's like i guess
[00:43:38] it's cool to have these thoughts yeah you know instead of suppressing them
[00:43:42] yeah let them let them out to what end and then just sort of like maybe
[00:43:46] they're gone if you let them out yeah but you could also like let out you
[00:43:50] shouldn't like diarrhea is bad right but you wouldn't be like okay well i'm
[00:43:54] just gonna have a day where i take laxatives and i just sit on my couch
[00:43:57] not just i say to god i just say show me and then i just
[00:44:02] violently shit myself not if you take laxatives but if you have a day where
[00:44:06] you're like you know i really have to shit and i've been
[00:44:08] clenching my asshole really tight yeah and my shit's
[00:44:12] gurgling yeah for one day i'm gonna shit all the
[00:44:16] shit all the diary in my ass is coming out yeah
[00:44:20] that'd probably be good for you dude yeah get all the diary out i wonder if
[00:44:24] i wonder if we can pitch this conversation the joe rogan the chump we
[00:44:27] probably should let's get on that dude let's get fucking we got to do
[00:44:31] rogan we got to do rogan now before rogan's in jail
[00:44:35] for what do you think you're gonna jail for for podcasting podcasting for thought
[00:44:40] crimes yeah probably that's the next thing dude
[00:44:43] they're coming for everybody dude good luck i got i'm fucking strapped
[00:44:47] yeah i got the blicky on me and i'll fucking unload on whoever the fuck
[00:44:51] they came for the guy that ran over all those people in charlotte's fill and i
[00:44:54] said nothing he was not me and then they came for
[00:45:00] the kid that shot up that black church and i said nothing
[00:45:04] for he is not i and then they came for me
[00:45:09] then they came for joe rogan and then they came for joe rogan
[00:45:12] in quick succession of when shane gill is joe rogan
[00:45:19] and then the lute and then gessu the little chinese boy from chicago right
[00:45:24] for lying about being from chicago saying he's from chicago
[00:45:31] it would be all though exactly where he's from
[00:45:36] and it's that kind of deception yep you know yes sir this won't be tolerated
[00:45:42] in the new comalo comalo land dude i still would like to get some pussy off
[00:45:48] comalo dude yeah yeah why not dude don't come do not come
[00:45:55] you remember this bitch i don't but she looks awesome yeah
[00:46:00] that's true oh yeah of course i do the one who dressed up like larkroft yes
[00:46:05] yes i beat off to those those images oh yeah isn't there one in her like in a
[00:46:10] bus that is that's the bus oh wow i've never seen the outside i've seen the
[00:46:15] inside of the bus yeah it's uh it's a very funny question
[00:46:19] and what she was just like looking at a picture of a bus but you know it's
[00:46:24] this big pair of tits in front of it's you're like is there one where she's in
[00:46:27] a bus yeah i literally did not make that as the bus
[00:46:31] is the rest of it i was like mmm she's saying where it's yeah isn't there one
[00:46:41] damn i remember i remember being thrilled at those then being like
[00:46:46] uh this her name or whatever getting fucked
[00:46:50] then being like what yeah why not only soft core what the hell is this
[00:46:55] crazy she's 54 years old now how she look
[00:47:00] up there just to be not oh i guess she's on instagram
[00:47:07] time has not been friendly oh no let me see because she doesn't even look old she
[00:47:12] looks like a messy 27 you know i'm in i'm in there no problem
[00:47:16] yeah i got no no qualms stick in my prickadel over there
[00:47:20] yeah i like a little fucking soft belly i don't give a fuck
[00:47:24] oh it's not the belly give me some big fucking sloppy tits in a soft belly
[00:47:28] the disposition i guess you mean on her face let me see what you're talking
[00:47:36] suck my penis suck my dick suck my day what's what's your name i'm
[00:47:40] fine honest um while you're looking at up let's
[00:47:44] let's uh uh uh transition real quick and talk about the movie
[00:47:49] menari yeah which uh you saw that this week uh uh yeah in that and they all um
[00:47:57] it was hard to keep them apart why um they were because they're a family
[00:48:04] yeah very very good uh yeah i saw menari it was really good
[00:48:10] mm-hmm um you know we were talking about
[00:48:15] i'm watching i'm saying why's in this called chinari
[00:48:19] you know or maybe menar uh wait damn menari menari that's your fair
[00:48:25] movie yeah because it's a bunch of guys about mid
[00:48:29] menari and it's about a jewish chinese family
[00:48:33] now we're cooking then move zark and saw to open a bank
[00:48:37] yeah yeah that'd be awesome yeah it would be
[00:48:41] uh dude and you know what jewish chinese family
[00:48:45] set on christmas yeah they got it they don't have to go anywhere
[00:48:48] they cook their own just make food at home yeah yeah because they're china
[00:48:52] because they're korean but they make chinese food
[00:48:54] yeah oh they're kimmenar is about korean people
[00:48:57] yeah either way yeah how fuck you know what is weird
[00:49:01] it's not a single dog in that movie and it's about
[00:49:07] korean farmers which i i'm not saying it just feels like it's a deliberate
[00:49:12] it's a choice well they're like we've just we just got to play it safe which i
[00:49:17] hate what is the movie about i hate that from artists that they
[00:49:20] want to play it say yeah yeah yeah because it's like do so make something
[00:49:23] real here let's be real let's make real there's a dog around
[00:49:26] they would at least have a depet dog to help out on the farm
[00:49:30] yeah they wouldn't be like no we just make vegetables in fact i've never even
[00:49:34] heard of dog we don't even know what dogs are yeah
[00:49:37] certainly we've never yeah consider yeah that is not even else
[00:49:43] me and my good friend allen here from chicago
[00:49:46] have never even considered the possibility
[00:49:51] of based in that motherfucker in a little soy sauce yeah never once
[00:49:56] in fact we're just here to grow vegetables
[00:49:59] grandma's trying to have a stroke right so that was your problem with it
[00:50:03] i didn't have a problem though i thought it was a beautiful film maybe
[00:50:06] lacking in a little bit like a little verisimilitude
[00:50:09] we could just uh you know talk about the dog we just had a pandemic caused by
[00:50:13] such actions right you met they missed a
[00:50:17] rare opportunity to comment on current events yeah
[00:50:21] my new thing now is that i believe the lab leak theory
[00:50:24] okay but i believe it came from the cafeteria of the lab
[00:50:28] so they were having batford lunch at the lab at the lab
[00:50:31] they're having pangolin they're having pangolin sliders yeah
[00:50:35] that's what caused it it's very good to imagine like a
[00:50:38] chinese scientist in a lab coat like going on the news for press
[00:50:41] conference and he has a bunch of like feathers all over his face
[00:50:45] and he's like there's a new virus that has leaked
[00:50:50] we don't know how it happened i'm on my lunch break
[00:50:54] i'm just trying to have a little rhinoceros horn for lunch yeah he's got
[00:50:58] like a squirrel's tail hang on his around
[00:51:01] he just sucks up the rat tips like a spaghetti
[00:51:07] oh my fault chinese ratatouille yeah it's just a chinese chef making stuff and
[00:51:13] little like pat nawes waltz under his hat like we can add all of these flamies
[00:51:23] the rat disease is sweet yeah mad rat fever is sweeping
[00:51:28] yeah asia yeah just chinese audiences like seeing the title ratatouille on a
[00:51:37] let's go see adaptation two tickets for
[00:51:53] yeah yeah that's what happened yeah that's the story so wait minority they moved to
[00:51:59] arkansas yeah it's about a korean family that moves from
[00:52:02] california arkansas to start like a korean vegetable the dad has aspirations
[00:52:09] to get out of his chicken factory job and just start his own business selling
[00:52:15] korean vegetables to korean supermarkets oh nice but you know classic farm tail
[00:52:20] they run into problems right they the well water isn't deep enough
[00:52:25] they run out of water the indians come in and burn their fields
[00:52:28] the indians burn their fields the command chiefs are mad
[00:52:31] yeah and then grandma comes to stay and she's very korean and i mean it's like
[00:52:36] it's the problem is is that it's hard to
[00:52:45] um because it's like you know it's like a korean family and yeah
[00:52:51] they're trying to make vegetables yeah yeah it's like i don't really understand
[00:52:56] what could go wrong right you know what i mean
[00:52:59] oh so nothing goes wrong it's just uh no it goes yeah there's stuff that goes
[00:53:02] wrong i mean in terms of like making a move it's like it's like it's like
[00:53:06] it's almost like too big to fail right as a concept
[00:53:10] like my dick yes like my dick for you you would say
[00:53:14] yeah too big that's that's my dick pill policy
[00:53:17] it's not getting hard but it would it would cause such damage to the economy
[00:53:22] that's right if i wasn't hard that's i have to stay hard yeah
[00:53:25] i have to take three blue chews a day like they're like it's my pry like it's
[00:53:29] my prilosec i want to fuck a housewife it's
[00:53:32] annoying that because that's the thing we all want to fuck a housewife yeah just
[00:53:36] to like fuck some guy's wife yeah for sure and uh that'd be awesome it's not
[00:53:41] happening you could fuck some guy's wife yeah but i don't even know what i have
[00:53:45] to do go to the grocery store and not being like the fucking
[00:53:49] the easy mac aisle only yeah i gotta go look at produce and bump it you gotta
[00:53:54] be yep you gotta be the just deliberately run my cart into a woman be like oh
[00:53:58] excuse me oh i'm so sorry oh man i apologize do you mind if i pay you
[00:54:12] i'm so sorry man i have uh three hundred dollars in small bills i have
[00:54:18] some cash here it uh and i have an account of a Jurassic Park pencil case i
[00:54:29] i've been saving i just cashed all my checks from my nana
[00:54:33] and i was wondering if i could purchase some housewife pushes your husband
[00:54:42] i would try that method first just just slightly bump it just deliberately
[00:54:49] slightly tapping a woman she's watching you do it you're like oh pardon me oh my
[00:55:00] can i come back to your house can i see your house is perhaps maybe uh we
[00:55:05] could do it in a way where your husband discovers me fucking you on the nanny
[00:55:10] cam and he's upset about it and i i get to say something like look man i'm real
[00:55:16] sorry before he just yells get out right and then i i run out of the house
[00:55:22] gathering my things with my dick so completely hard completely hard
[00:55:27] pop through the hole of my cat i've pulled it through the hole of just
[00:55:30] struggling to jam my dick back in my pants just like oh let me just gather
[00:55:35] my things let me just gather my dick and balls
[00:55:38] which are all of which are taking up your entire couch
[00:55:42] yes and you have to pretend my dick is huge by the way while we have sex
[00:55:47] yeah just saying all that in front of the bananas
[00:55:55] maybe something like that yeah that's a good point that's a good
[00:55:58] boy yeah i don't know where do housewives hang out
[00:56:02] yeah where do we find them i guess chucky cheese yep yeah they're like uh
[00:56:09] that'd be cool i have no ass before you come in or you hear for the kids
[00:56:13] you're like no i'm here for the single mom so like okay go ahead sir yeah
[00:56:18] they don't we have to give the pair of elilias already they press because they
[00:56:22] too many children were a fucker than they got a fuck
[00:56:27] a fucker toss chucky she say he's he gonna shut down the restaurant if
[00:56:31] another kid gets full because the chucky who is the boss of the restaurant
[00:56:36] with his big rat he said that nobody fucks the keys in my house
[00:56:41] is that i am i am the only one who is doing the fucker to the keys oh so
[00:56:47] chucky fucks the keys yeah well he is a well the color franchise
[00:56:51] he but he was the one he said he spent 50 years
[00:56:56] saving the money not have his sex with their children so he could buy the
[00:57:02] restaurant and he's not having no go out of my lapis as she
[00:57:06] coming in and touching the children right and ruining for him
[00:57:11] but i told him uh not a pedophile i just saw washing the dishes
[00:57:16] and work the front door and work and i'm the hostess
[00:57:27] uh i would love to go to chucky cheese to get pussy and then spend the whole time
[00:57:30] eating pizza and playing the simpson's game yeah not even doing it or
[00:57:34] i would i wonder if it cost a lot to open a chucky cheese franchise
[00:57:40] probably i would open one and then you put like time crisis and like the kiss
[00:57:44] pinball game and then that's it yep it's empty yeah there's like make
[00:57:49] make a ball pit myself out of like fucking pressure treated lumber
[00:57:54] just get nailed it just shit just guard like the worst chucky cheese in the
[00:57:59] world yeah let's see chucky cheese franchise for you
[00:58:02] it's probably a quarter million you think so
[00:58:06] or well like liquid capital required to start one if you can even franchise them
[00:58:10] i doubt you'd be able to wow the total investment open operator
[00:58:14] chucky cheese franchise location range from 1.17 million to 1.83 million
[00:58:20] yeah that makes sense with liquid assets of at least 800 000 per unit
[00:58:24] ooh should we open one yeah i mean that's almost
[00:58:28] three times as much as i or what is three times as much
[00:58:33] as you thought yeah 800k though you know if both of us put it together we could
[00:58:38] open a chucky cheese dude should we do it yeah and then get some pussy from the
[00:58:42] moms yeah actually i see you know see this is the thing people don't
[00:58:46] understand is in life it's not really a secret thing but there's things that
[00:58:51] like exist in your subconscious that you want and if you just say them
[00:58:55] out loud and then just start rambling like a fucking moron
[00:58:58] eventually through jokes this all started with saying like what i got to
[00:59:02] go to the grocery store and solicit sex or what
[00:59:05] right right what you were trying to get to is you want to own an operator chucky
[00:59:10] cheese so that i can have sex with single moms but now even in just
[00:59:14] hopefully they took up about 20 minutes it did
[00:59:20] now not only that i know exactly how much money i need i need 800 000
[00:59:26] dollars yep and i also have a business partner right i know exactly where i'm
[00:59:30] gonna get the perfect host that explains the policy of the checking cheese
[00:59:34] from the parking lot outside of home depot well that wouldn't be our chucky
[00:59:38] cheese policy because we're not in this this guatamal is explaining what a
[00:59:44] pedophile chucky we don't want to fuck the kids we want to
[00:59:48] yeah right yeah yeah so but we would make it clear are you
[00:59:51] here to well he would explain that to the moms he'd be like don't worry they got
[00:59:55] who owns so his arrest would he is a pedophile so he is not going to fuck you
[00:59:59] right so they have to put their guard down yeah then i can go up and talk to them
[01:00:03] yeah i'm like you know just let you know i'm pedophile so like you can talk to me
[01:00:10] because being a pedophile is kind of like being a woman so it's like being a gay
[01:00:13] best friend like women have gay best friends yeah the next step
[01:00:16] pedophile best friends yeah yeah how's it any different i've heard of
[01:00:21] faghags well check out uh uh chomo bro i don't know
[01:00:28] god damn it dude i used to be good at this kind of shit it's okay yeah who cares
[01:00:40] i'm like chatting another tear over this show man fuck this
[01:00:47] oh fuck that used to be those i can just sync those all day
[01:00:51] man we're about to have you heard of faghags from the fucking deli yeah
[01:00:56] we're gonna have we're gonna you know we're gonna have a nice show
[01:00:58] chomo crones does that kind of work crone it's closer
[01:01:02] crone the problem is there's no concise term for
[01:01:06] chomo is not that good it's not that good but it's the only one it's the closest
[01:01:10] one where you'd be able to find something in there
[01:01:24] molester molester besters molesti bestie molesti besties that's pretty good
[01:01:32] yeah there you go but that's the kind of shit
[01:01:34] four years ago no problem yeah i wouldn't hit that one
[01:01:39] you've heard of faghags well how about molesti besties that's pretty good
[01:01:43] it's all right dude again this is why i gotta just i gotta
[01:01:46] and then i'm explaining all this to the moms yeah
[01:01:50] i'm like look i used to be that was a fucking pretty big deal
[01:01:54] in internet review if you ever heard of podcasting we heard of podcasting
[01:01:57] up the guy from fucking well i don't want to say the name because then you're
[01:02:02] not going to fuck me but it's it was a good shot
[01:02:05] shapo trap house it's a political show we're kind of
[01:02:08] we're kind of a real manicor it's kind of a reason feminism even became a
[01:02:12] fucking thing so you're here you know getting your
[01:02:18] fucking alimony checks yeah you can thank me there's a proverbial dick you can
[01:02:22] suck in this rat suit yeah by the way if you ever want to
[01:02:26] literal dick you can suck in this rat suit too bitch yeah i don't know
[01:02:30] proverbial means it's one of the words i thought it meant harm
[01:02:35] wait proverbial means it's a proverbial dick you can
[01:02:42] suck in here bitch yeah it's really hard what do you mean
[01:02:47] yeah yes i've never wanted to thank me for coming up with chapo trap house you
[01:02:52] want to have a little platonic dick suck up for your old
[01:02:56] molesti bestie you hit up old chucky will chucky cheese
[01:03:02] mr don't google me don't google me that i got a bunch of
[01:03:07] plastic surgery it looked like a different guy
[01:03:10] because i got so tired of women that just were coming up to me in the streets
[01:03:13] throwing themselves at me it's disgusting i'm looking for something
[01:03:16] real yeah with a bitch it already has kids and a husband
[01:03:20] and probably uh probably husband that you know does a job that's real and he's
[01:03:26] i it doesn't i'm not what i'm i mean hypothetically
[01:03:31] what i'm looking for or i'm not looking for but but i think would be cute to do
[01:03:35] with a friend platonically is that your husband is happy
[01:03:41] right because that's the one thing i can't have right as uh so i'm taking
[01:03:46] happiness from a man and mr malle and then pizzas are burning
[01:03:51] it's wilman if you shut the fuck up i don't you call me will in front of
[01:03:56] these wars i swear to fuck you just be with this fucking mop
[01:04:04] just be with him i'm picking a goddamn kitchen so take them out of their
[01:04:08] fucking burning yeah you know how to make the pizza
[01:04:13] this is funny i didn't make eight hundred thousand dollars off some shit called
[01:04:20] just so your dumb ass can fuck up my plan it's a completely to get pussy from a
[01:04:31] you're just in an empty sports authority with a time crisis and a pizza oven and
[01:04:35] a kiss pinball machine couple fucking like not even like real tables and
[01:04:41] chairs like plastic ones and shit like just foldable ones just a shitty like
[01:04:45] indoor deck i made with like fucking like like tarp like
[01:04:49] like boat cover tarp filled with softballs and then it's one of those cheap
[01:04:56] slippin slots a rubber made with a piece of duct tape that i wrote
[01:05:00] shoes with an exclamation point on next to it
[01:05:06] getting the ball pickings old chucky's got to talk to your mom
[01:05:13] but the eight hundred thousand dollars does buy like a pristine rent costume
[01:05:17] yeah oh it's the best with an extended tail yeah it's a it's a
[01:05:21] fucking mech dude yeah it's a rat mech suit yeah
[01:05:25] you give it's got a jetpack yeah we get back to her place i get out of the suit
[01:05:30] she's like oh muk what she's like i just i mean
[01:05:32] with the suit i thought you were tall or yeah the suit is six eight i'm like i
[01:05:35] could put it back on she's like no that's fine it's like it's too late i'm
[01:05:39] already wearing it i'm wearing it and then it's like
[01:05:42] your dick comes out i think i'm just yeah well a window opens in the stomach area
[01:05:48] and then i shove her head into the window
[01:05:52] and she has to suck my dick inside and it closes it closes around her neck yeah
[01:05:56] like it holds it in there it locks it in there
[01:06:01] and then i put on mod and i'm watching mod getting my
[01:06:05] dick sucked in the rat suit yeah it's just coming up like the husband
[01:06:09] isle's home iron man the husband comes home and he's like what the fuck is going
[01:06:13] on i'm like i'm sorry i'm getting my dick sucked by your wife
[01:06:20] i was i only trust you i'm sorry i'm sorry dude i'm getting my dick
[01:06:26] so my wife well i'm the chucky cheese in town it's new
[01:06:36] i heard you work a copyright job i'm will manneker from capitol
[01:06:41] manneker by the way i'm by basically invented feminism
[01:06:53] uh that'd be awesome dude it would be awesome
[01:06:56] oh fuck well that's a world you guys can maybe occupy in your heads yep in chucky cheese
[01:07:02] until wednesday yeah well yeah i guess until wednesday this is sunday and we're taking it back
[01:07:10] from who what was that movie about it was like a white football team that was trying to make
[01:07:14] taking back sunday yeah yeah we're tensile washington
[01:07:18] he's tensile washington was the coach tensile washington is the coach of the black team and
[01:07:22] alpichino is the coach of the white team yeah and he's like we're gonna make football white again
[01:07:27] and robert deniro taking it back robert deniro using age defying technology plays the white team
[01:07:35] and staking sunday back yep yeah well that chucky cheese thing kind of do it for me so yeah we're