Cum Town | Premium | 07/04/2021
[00:00:00] 27 we're talking pussy cheeks pussy cheeks looks like a little a little butt
[00:00:07] Pussy cheeks look like a little but yeah, I don't know it looks most of you mean like an any pussy
[00:00:14] They're all right. No, you know, I'm saying the big sounds like stop has been having accidental
[00:00:28] Fellow devilish gentlemen. Yeah, and the Audi Pussy's that
[00:00:48] Chocolate starfish, bro. I'm talking about a floppy a floppy lip situation
[00:00:53] Hmm some pushes are self-contained. No, I know you're saying all pussy's and those do seem like they have cheeks
[00:01:02] But what you're saying the just the no lips outside no meat flap having me flap having ass bitches
[00:01:11] Which listen I'll suck on a flap. I'm just I'm just we're just doing an ethnography right now
[00:01:16] It feels like pussy so perfect. It's like it's like a F or M to F
[00:01:21] It feels like we haven't done the show. Yeah in a while, right? It's been seven days
[00:01:27] I know but first it feels like there's been a longer break really. Yeah, I don't know why I guess maybe we've all been doing stuff
[00:01:34] Well, hold on. Let me think for a second. No, no
[00:01:38] Yeah, no, I did literally absolutely nothing
[00:01:42] I had a busy as a week. Yeah. Yeah, just busy like a beaver busy like a beaver damming some shit up. Yeah
[00:01:51] I had a great way. It is pretty cool that they just fuck up rivers. Yeah, it's like a type of yeah
[00:01:57] It's like a big squirrel. It's like yeah, fuck you dude. I don't care. You get water right
[00:02:02] I'm just trying to get some pussy because it seems like my little fucking it seems very inconvenient
[00:02:07] Yeah, they're like make a house have to fuck up a river
[00:02:09] Yeah, why do they do that they could just do it on the should they have a little like they got a little like a little like, you know
[00:02:16] Day the creek kind of exactly yeah, they're also like construction guys
[00:02:21] But their name is synonymous with vagina, too. That's how that's our
[00:02:27] Our revenge on the hell you know, it's not revenge. What you're talking about beavers. Come on man. You brought up the beefers
[00:02:34] The police I love when you call pussy beaver. I said I want to talk about what about the guy beavers
[00:02:40] They probably don't like that. No, they probably love it. What do you think?
[00:02:43] I'm some sort of perfect no meat flap having asked first of all I think a beaver connotes a fucked up pussy
[00:02:53] Connotes I think it's the connotation connotes the connotation. Thank you Nick. Yeah, we had this conversation
[00:03:03] Adam here's the thing you know I cheated since that's the thing
[00:03:09] You know he's just trying to express himself. I'm trying to express myself. I did it correctly honestly
[00:03:14] I like seeing you guys get along so if I'm gonna be the no no don't switch this
[00:03:18] No, no don't try and say don't try and say this is actually you know it is a stroke. It's
[00:03:23] Conflection is what he's done. Yeah, it's not deflection. It's con you're flexing. I'm conflicting you're conflicting
[00:03:30] Listen, I'm gonna cock flex my cock in your ass cheeks if you don't shut the fuck up right now
[00:03:36] What do you think that means you're gonna put it in soft?
[00:03:40] No, I'm gonna put it in hard, but I'm gonna like I'm gonna squeeze I'm gonna do Kegels wanna do it
[00:03:45] And you'll feel a little movement my friend like it a lot my friend Tommy growing up a
[00:03:49] Swore that he invented a sex move called
[00:03:52] Called the what was it called the Darwin where you put your soft cock into a girl's mouth and then it evolves
[00:03:59] That's choking and killing her. Yeah, your friend sounds like a fucking nerd. Never got his day
[00:04:05] He's the rabbi right he's a magician now, but he was a rabbi
[00:04:10] He was a rabbi yeah, that guy's because you got kicked out of rabbi school for setting a fire because he was too stoned
[00:04:18] He put a he put something in the microwave for what he thought was three minutes, but it was
[00:04:23] It was not 30 minutes 300 minutes. He put a thing and then it's set up fire
[00:04:29] Yeah, and then he got kicked out of for abi bro. I'm there's that's I'm just a different breed
[00:04:34] I saw a Tommy at I said this last week at the show, but I saw Tommy at the funeral and Tommy's now
[00:04:46] He showed up he showed up to the ship and he said he said Adam
[00:04:50] I loved your mother like a mother perhaps I loved her more than my own and then I was like Tommy are you wearing your magic clothes?
[00:05:09] You're worth an edition. That's I love Tommy. That's one way. Can we go back to talk about beavers though real fast?
[00:05:16] Why I want to talk about computers well, it's a fluid conversation it evolves much like your friend Tommy's penis in his mouth
[00:05:23] Did you guys ever watch three angry beavers?
[00:05:28] What was that a card to three kings? Yeah, Mark wall
[00:05:35] It's about the Warren Afghanistan and how they found
[00:05:41] They found what is it the perfect the golden boy the Taliban they found the gold the guy there
[00:05:47] But he fucks in the top the hottest seven year old at all the warlords just run through they call them the golden boy
[00:05:53] And it doesn't matter what you do to his ass it always bounces back
[00:05:56] Yeah, the cool thing about the golden boy is I keep getting older. He stays the same
[00:06:04] It was a basically they found basically hospital. Yeah, they found husband. Oh my god. No
[00:06:11] Dude a guy like that. Yeah, that must be the prized possession
[00:06:15] It's the hospital is very lucky. He's born now and not 30 40
[00:06:19] How's about a really stepped into Pio's space
[00:06:28] Thing he's kind of a yeah Instagram Twitter thing, but he's that he's one of those like
[00:06:36] Yeah, I think you showed me this yeah, there was a video of him fighting with an actual baby. No, I know that's another brother
[00:06:42] He also has the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, he's husband was 20 or 19. Yeah, but they get a gun and stuff
[00:06:49] Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, they let him drive like yeah
[00:06:53] He looks like he's having a lot of fun. Yeah out there. They're trying to get him. It's tragic
[00:06:59] It's tragic, but also very funny how Gary Coleman died would have he was a secure like scraped his head on a countertop
[00:07:06] Oh, it's really sad and then no, yeah, no, he did he just like walked by like ding the countertop
[00:07:13] He died like a fucking goomba and Mario like a drawer like a kitchen drawer came out to there are a bunch of birds
[00:07:23] And the bitch he was living with was like just didn't call the police for too long or calling
[00:07:28] girlfriend killed him classic Elliot Smith
[00:07:31] She had big ass tits. I remember she I remember she was hot. Oh, he got pussy. That's good. He did get pussy
[00:07:37] Yeah, let me just look that up what you talking about Willis remember that he would say that I remember
[00:07:41] I mean I was too young to see that live. That was that was a classic anytime Gary Coleman line anytime people bring up Gary Coleman
[00:07:49] I love to say what you talking about Willis. I probably know you know what no she
[00:07:53] Because it's what he would say on the show. I'll say this she actually was not hot and had fucked up teeth and fat
[00:07:59] Yeah, and I guess I'm misremembering that and perhaps in the past. He got you know you're thinking of you're thinking of iced tea's girlfriend
[00:08:07] Coco, listen, I know all about Coco brother. Yeah, that's who you're thinking. Yeah, you know
[00:08:12] I think I'm literally thinking of this picture and I don't know who it's of
[00:08:16] But I remember that's a picture of Gary Coleman. No, no, that's Mary Carey. She ran for governor
[00:08:21] I think I remember because he was also a porn star. He was also running for governor
[00:08:25] I think that a lot of fun. Oh, Arnold one. It was the it was the kind of the freak the freak show year
[00:08:37] And boys in a barn is like I fuck on the booze
[00:08:51] Different strokes I always do Barnall shorts and they yeah smart. That's your classic
[00:08:56] They're like what does this have to do with anything? I'm like, you know Gary Coleman that other bitch they ran for governor Arnold one
[00:09:03] Do I have to go it out for you? I have to spell it out for you. I will and
[00:09:10] Remember we play the anytime people bring up different strokes. I just slowly start spelling the N word
[00:09:15] That's sort of a thing. This is like this is like when you solve for you have to show your work for the equation
[00:09:21] Yeah, how you got the answer and you're like look we simplify it gets to me spelling on the right
[00:09:27] But we had to go through Barnall's shorts and egg
[00:09:29] Yeah, then all this other stuff the joke you listen. Mm-hmm. You got to do the joke you listen right the bit in
[00:09:35] I'm gonna show the should we play the 9-11 call of Gary Coleman's wife to decide if she
[00:09:40] Set him up or not. Yeah, she didn't set him up 9-1-1
[00:09:48] There's a reason she might have bonked his ass with a big mallet like he's a little gopher mmm whack-a-mole
[00:10:01] Had my husband go make me some food downstairs. He just got home. I heard this big thing. I went down
[00:10:08] I don't know if he's okay time 1250 in the afternoon a week ago Wednesday head is bloody
[00:10:13] There's blood all over the floor. I don't know what happened. I really don't know what happened
[00:10:16] I just heard this thing on the floor sent someone quick because I don't even know if he's like gonna be alive
[00:10:21] There's a lot of blood on something on him. Okay Shannon says she can't help her dying husband because of an inversion to belong
[00:10:29] Can you go to where she is and help him?
[00:10:31] He was archer. I can't really help him. I just can't be here with the blood. I'm sorry
[00:10:41] I've just been kind of sick and you know
[00:10:43] I don't want to be traumatized. He was like bubbling at the mouth
[00:10:54] Didn't get up can you tell him to try and put pressure on the back of his head? No, we can't it's like
[00:10:59] I'm not trying to do shit. I'm not trying to do shit. He's not with me. I'm not really bad. Don't move. Stay there, okay? You had to put this on your head
[00:11:24] This bitch killed Gary Cole. Yeah, how about Gary Holman, and it's like yes, I'm a black man
[00:11:36] It's ain't anything there's no reason to complicate it beyond that yep
[00:11:40] I'm a black man. I'm a baby and I have a job
[00:11:48] Normal adult but you see is the size of regular woman's but it looks huge on me
[00:11:53] I'm Gary Holman's like Gary. Thanks for being here
[00:11:57] So a lot of people want to know do you have an adult penis?
[00:12:04] Alan I knew you were gonna hit me with that. I knew I said before I came I was actually talking to Mario my good friends Mario Lopez
[00:12:11] And Ryan C. Crest before I came on here, and I said Ellen she's gonna ask me about a baby
[00:12:18] She's like I also hang out with them Ryan C. Crest Graham Norton Mario Lopez Ellen and Gary Coleman
[00:12:26] That's a nice five some if I remember that gay ass selfie that they fucking celebs
[00:12:36] What was the point of that is like celebs are just like us they also take selfies. Yeah at the Oscars I
[00:12:44] Know people love gay bullshit like that. Mm-hmm. Not me. I'm not cool. Yeah, I
[00:12:51] Wasn't charmed by I really wasn't I wasn't dude. You smiled. I didn't you got a half a smile
[00:12:57] I wasn't I wasn't happy for you know me. You know me neither Nueongo's brother who was I don't like celebrities at all
[00:13:03] My call my culture is reading soldier of fortune magazine. Yes and buying buying different types of alternative currencies that are made by people
[00:13:13] You don't know when one of those is gonna pop. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm off crypto. I'm on that kind of shit
[00:13:18] I'm on my tan a militia money. That's right. I've got a lot of fucking Iraqi Dinar
[00:13:24] Mm-hmm, but so I'm excited about that. Yeah, I mean dinner is a great. Let me just say right now
[00:13:30] Denar the balloon honestly that drachmas. That's a great denar word
[00:13:36] Denar word hard hard denar. That's what they named it after
[00:13:45] I'm a money hard our money. I love wearing hard on money close
[00:13:54] Just a silk shirt with the n word printed all around it
[00:13:57] I remember if I said it on the show or tweeted it, but I was trying to I never watch that show. Hey Arnold
[00:14:03] But I never watched he's got a black friend. Yeah, I know said what if the character's name was hard Arnold. That's a great question
[00:14:16] And to ponder that is gonna take me some time. Yeah, I gotta think on that
[00:14:20] Why don't you put ponder that for a second?
[00:14:23] Yeah, let's take a quick like 15 second break
[00:14:33] So the question is Gerald what if his name was hard on those Gerald is right and Arnold's name is Arnold
[00:14:40] Hold on there's something going on with Gerald. What does that start with G. G. No, but then keep going
[00:14:45] Yeah, and then next are so we'll take that part. Okay. Yeah, we'll take those letters take just our
[00:14:58] We're gonna set him aside for a few slow on now with yeah, we gave we give it to to we're sending the rest of the writers
[00:15:07] He the Fox ran off with a fucking nice-sized chicken we got it out now, but we did take an L on that
[00:15:20] We have to such beautiful innocent minds dude, we have to think like the like the adversary
[00:15:26] Yeah, we'll just let's send the rest of letters back to the Scrabble bag and we'll roll the dice and see what I think we're good with this
[00:15:32] I think we kind of took it, but yeah, your point is taken. I'm still ponding
[00:15:37] You know that little website the guess is what celebrity you're thinking of with like the guy of the turban
[00:15:41] Yeah, he's putting his finger to his head and he's got like the Lin-Man while Miranda go T
[00:15:45] Right, and it's just like he but I like a makeup website like that where it's like I can guess any word you're thinking of
[00:15:52] And then so it's like think of a word you start in the first question is like is it a slur?
[00:15:56] You're like no, and it's like is it a term of endearment. Yes
[00:16:02] They're like no does it describe a thing and they're like yes, it's like the thing a type of person
[00:16:14] Would you like to pick a different word perhaps?
[00:16:19] Is it in a lot of rap songs yeah is the word you're thinking of?
[00:16:30] Was it said a lot on Sanford and Sun? Yes
[00:16:34] Or by the character Archie bunker on a page like I guess probably
[00:16:47] You know what I'll say this about the genie and just that guy you know that picture and just like genie
[00:16:52] Mm-hmm the genie aesthetic in general. Yeah, I think I'm definitely gonna have a genie phase in my life
[00:16:59] I mean you you kind of facial have been a show called I cream my genies. Yeah, I cream my genies
[00:17:05] I cream my genie in the military. That's like oh great. I came in my pants again
[00:17:10] Genie and he lives with a genie. Yeah, and she's like I
[00:17:15] Can't one of the wishes can't be that you don't know it in your pants. Wow, that's fucked up
[00:17:20] Mm-hmm. That there's the genie clean up the cum for him
[00:17:28] Honestly, man, he never fucks the genie in that because it's like a 1960s show, right?
[00:17:33] Who the guy from my dream of genie? Oh, yeah, he's in the army
[00:17:37] That's but is the subtext. I mean clearly you get pussy from a genie. Yeah, she's a sex slave, right?
[00:17:43] Yeah, yeah, you get to put your bitch back in a bottle. Everyone was in the army back then. That's crazy
[00:17:48] Yeah, World War two really got people in on that like we all got to join the army. I think that was every generation of men
[00:17:58] Go you got to go to war. I bet you my fuck. I bet you that's not sure
[00:18:06] Well, I mean we fucked we fucked the Ottoman Empire up after a while and then we were just I mean we did also fuck
[00:18:12] Hitler's ass we fucked Mussolini's ass until Hitler. No, it's true
[00:18:18] Famously defeat Hitler we fucked up Mussolini and they had to throw fucking and they had to fucking double
[00:18:27] To stop us and we're just a fucking a nice little nation of fucking guerrilla soldiers in the mountains fucking up the Italians
[00:18:35] And then Hitler's fucking bitch ass had to come they had to fucking double team us
[00:18:39] And that's why we fucking lost in World War two, but
[00:18:53] I need I need a juice a lady. It's like I've got diabetes diabetes
[00:18:58] Just a little bit of juice a little bit that fucking building were with like the face. Mm-hmm
[00:19:04] That's a fucking tight building face.olini
[00:19:06] Whatever he had going to face the lini building. I gave it to him in terms of that was a cool-looking building
[00:19:12] Yeah, it looks like we're maybe like the bad guy from Donkey Kong lives like an evil ape. Yeah
[00:19:16] Yeah, who is the bad guy in Donkey Kong? Well, it's an alligator with breath alligator is right
[00:19:24] Is it not just a woman no, okay? He's got like a big and he tries to cover it up with a good gold plate, but he's got titties
[00:19:33] Got to say in terms of anthropomorphic like things with tits to fuck
[00:19:38] Alligator is way down the list for me. Yeah, not fun. I
[00:19:41] Would want something more feminine a deer perhaps
[00:19:46] I kind of you know it'd be a nice day to have next time we go on vacation
[00:19:50] We should go somewhere in like the Everglades so I can throw used tires at a crocodile
[00:19:54] I chilled with a bunch of crocodiles a couple weeks ago. No, you didn't there they said you were fucking loser
[00:20:00] They said you know they didn't they're like yeah, this guy showed up. He fucking sucked
[00:20:05] I saw I love that they his that's cool. They his yeah
[00:20:09] You would think that they would like growl or something, but they hit they fight women too
[00:20:14] Why I don't like the way pussy smells I saw a guy crocodile fight a woman crock
[00:20:20] Oh woman crock now. I thought you meant like human women. Oh, yeah, all animals do that do that
[00:20:25] We made up we're the only one that doesn't beat bitches. We made up all this gender shit for women's sake
[00:20:30] No, I was appalled by it. They think it's the opposite
[00:20:34] Adam you had a problem with that. I said make it stop. I don't know people do that
[00:20:38] They'll be like well actually look at all the homosexuality in the animal. Oh people love talking
[00:20:43] I had fun, but I guess we get rape to we get rape
[00:20:50] Have a problem right they can ask the fags why why we like to bring it there fault
[00:20:58] Yeah, so enjoy going to suck in guys often if you're fucking gay cousin gets to get sucked off in a bath house
[00:21:04] Yeah, you know what animals also don't have child support
[00:21:12] The well that's fucking nature right there. Yeah, you bust a fucking fat little nut ski and then you you fucking although you hang out
[00:21:19] I'm so man nature video one time the rule. It was a koala fucking gay ones because koala is like they rape
[00:21:27] There's a lot of animals that it's like you that they're so cute
[00:21:32] The there's a lot of animals where it's like the woman doesn't like fucking obviously but they were like all right
[00:21:38] I guess I have it's mating so they can feed a woman in an alley
[00:21:41] There's a video as I went time of a male koala. That's just corner to female koala at the top of a tree
[00:21:46] He's just like finding different branches to go up
[00:22:06] Damn dude, I did not know that about koala. Yeah, also a bunch of cute animals rape like that otters
[00:22:13] Otters rape the fuck out of each other. No, not only that but I think they rape like like if a baby gets abandoned
[00:22:20] I think they just rape a baby to death. Oh
[00:22:26] The fucking cuddliest animals are the biggest rapists
[00:22:29] Yeah, we should start an Instagram account like cute like cute animal overload cute little rapist animals because those always pop off
[00:22:37] Those good big numbers and then we just show all drop a rafic
[00:22:40] We we for months and we bait them in with like yeah draw a big following and then we drop that exact video that Nick was talking about
[00:22:48] Trying to find it and then people will learn their lesson. No, we're finally a major way never to respect an animal now
[00:22:56] Unless it's we're the only noble beasts
[00:22:59] Are there any non-rapest animals? I think that I saw a sloth penguin seem to be
[00:23:05] They don't seem to rape. I saw sloth in Costa Rica. It's noble
[00:23:09] It lives within less than a square mile their entire life respect and sometimes they die because they think their arms are food
[00:23:18] That's awesome. They're so lazy. Yeah, and they look they haven't they like smile. They like fat
[00:23:26] They definitely chill hard. They chill very I guess the animals that you have to do a little dance to get pussy
[00:23:32] Those are the ones you have to respect the birds the male birds. Yeah. Yeah peacocks
[00:23:37] They really got to go all out for some putt
[00:23:42] Cuz they never take the pussy they have to dance for it. It's true earn pussy in that we should teach peacocks
[00:23:53] Wait is that the koala? Yeah, it's gonna make people listen to it like grizzly man. No, I don't think that this doesn't seem like
[00:24:00] This is the fuck yeah, I just oh no my girls here in that fucking horny-ass girl
[00:24:07] This might not be the right video cuz it's like the other one the title was like
[00:24:19] This one is simply called koala bears bellowing and mating. Yeah, this one's like showing its pussy. So so yeah, she's down
[00:24:32] Damn dude, they're getting fucking freaky, but she does she does see me do it. It's that is a little quality
[00:24:38] Yeah, they're just like damn did they zoomed into snot sack
[00:24:46] No, this she seems in she's playing you could watch any animal sex on YouTube except for humans
[00:24:53] So fucking ever visiting YouTube videos like early on it was like jaguars having sex and some like middle-aged guy leaving in comment
[00:25:00] Just like listen to the sounds coming from that beautiful jag
[00:25:03] Like we can almost feel the heat coming off of its pussy
[00:25:09] The internet must know in wild if you're like a weird guy that's like yeah, I collect trains and I jack off the animals
[00:25:15] Yeah, dude. There was a nice little golden age for you. Yeah, it's like 2004 and you're like
[00:25:24] Some nice little forums for you. Yeah, any form where like you know like some of the guys have like in their forum signatures
[00:25:31] It's like RIP to other forum members is there's weird shit going on there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they're brothers for life, dude
[00:25:42] Damn I did not like that fucking little guttural ass grunt that koala made yeah, I didn't have I wanted to be cute
[00:25:51] This is about to get pussy the warning the warning scream
[00:25:56] To the koala the cheese like give up the pussy. I don't like that
[00:26:01] You are you are imminently getting fucked you could give up the pussy now
[00:26:31] What do you think excited? Oh my god, I gotta get my reading glasses on
[00:26:42] Oh my god, oh my god, there goes a piece of my god. I'm recording it. What is that is that is big and home
[00:27:20] Keeps going at one point the turtle just like blows a huge load all over there all over their patio
[00:27:25] But it doesn't even seem to be jacking off. I don't get it
[00:27:29] Yeah, what stimulating well, it's coming in its pants basically damn what a fucking loser
[00:27:34] You wonder that wonder if that ever happens they go in their shell, but then there's like a turtle
[00:27:38] It's into being humiliated and then it comes inside of its house and then drowns in its own calm
[00:27:45] Interesting because it fills the shell with calm. Yeah, very interesting to imagine
[00:27:50] What's happening in my mind in terms of how the shell works right and in which way it would fill yeah
[00:27:56] Yeah, I think that's a noble way of killing yourself honestly drowning in your own jit
[00:28:00] Yeah, like a captain going down with that shit. That's the type of shit you're on not me
[00:28:06] No way. Hey the bug ladies here. Let me ask you this why every corner is no
[00:28:11] Cref why does all come look the same which one do you think is going to eat which the spider or the frog?
[00:28:18] Here we go. This is this is now this podcast is it
[00:28:23] Exactly the kind of level I want to bow. This is a fucked up death match dude
[00:28:27] Yeah, the spiders tarantula versus I'm rooting for the frog
[00:28:32] Everyone wants to frog the wind fuck that gay ass spider
[00:28:36] But I'm scared for our guy. No, he's fine. He's not even he's not even paying attention
[00:28:43] Yeah, Adam's if you want to watch long Adams the spider no, I'm not
[00:28:49] The frog African bullfrog versus Huntsman spider. It's from frog time and I of course am the man that owns this enclosure
[00:29:02] I'm gonna need some action quick. I love the his stance. He's just fucking chillin
[00:29:07] But you can tell he's alert. Yeah, he's like I'm not gonna let I'm not gonna give this fucking pussy the satisfaction
[00:29:12] But I'm ready if shit's about to go down bullfrogs are cool this dumbass spider keeps trying to go behind the frog
[00:29:18] Yeah, I'm ready to see this frog when I hope if this spider was I'm gonna be so pissed
[00:29:25] But I also wouldn't well here's it the channel is called frog time so you would assume it's yeah
[00:29:32] Frog time is like it's the spider being like it's frog time frog. It's got 20k down those
[00:29:38] But again, it has 60 million views. So this is definitely something that we're just to see
[00:29:42] Uncovered this video not only are we wasting time with a podcast by watching videos
[00:29:58] This has been on Ellen Ellen Ellen's interviewed this frog
[00:30:01] Oh, this is basically this is now this show is now sub Rob dear deck
[00:30:19] Well he missed it, but he got it's a leg
[00:30:23] Okay, you hobbled him. Yeah, the frog draws first blood. Yeah, I love the music too
[00:30:29] Damn the spiders like fuck you dude. You got you got a piece of my leg. I'm about to eat your ass still. Yeah
[00:30:38] Oh, he got bit the frog got bit I think so
[00:30:42] That's why he's doing this. Oh, fuck dude. He looks like he's fucked up. Let's just let's scrub a little bit
[00:30:53] Wait, hey, hey shut up. I'm not watching anything
[00:31:01] Dude capitalism ruins a good time again. I love my thing is I'm fucking I'm 21 years old
[00:31:08] Yeah, I'm learning about how capitalism is bad. Yep posting about it all day long. Yes, sir
[00:31:14] I'm doing analysis. I sit on Twitter and I do analysis. Yeah when you know
[00:31:19] I'm sitting waiting for the train and it's late and I turn the guy next to me
[00:31:23] I'm late stage capital when something's late. It's late stage capital
[00:31:37] Stealing money from my workers. I do hope I do hope that this shit on a cultural level
[00:31:44] becomes very like as cringe and gay as it was
[00:31:48] Uh-huh 50. I mean not even really it's like you could be like you could be like
[00:31:56] Stalinist in real life and people would just be like what are you talking? Okay? I don't care. I don't know bad
[00:32:08] Millennials who are investing in being an online left this because they're doing it late well
[00:32:14] They're doing it to hedge against like the inevitability of becoming uncool right
[00:32:20] The which has been baked into all of that like right side of history language the entire time is it like they just don't want to end up
[00:32:26] Yeah lame right because they have nothing other than like
[00:32:32] They're perceived social standing in their head
[00:32:35] Yeah, it's gonna be like a guy who's a we're in like a Von Dutch hat. Yeah. Yeah, basically
[00:32:41] But he's fucking 38 or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's coming back
[00:32:46] Yeah, it barely even had its time. It was it was like four and a half months
[00:32:51] Yeah, but they had a stranglehold on the world
[00:32:56] Yeah, I still would like I remember being like fuck am I gonna have to get one of these hats?
[00:33:00] I was close. I only missed thank God. I missed out because I was poor like the the trend didn't last long enough for poor people
[00:33:08] Yeah, I think they're like 85 it was gay by the time. Yeah by the time like they made their way to marshals or whatever
[00:33:14] Or they were truck. They were trucker hats. They were trucker hats. Yeah, they were luxury trucker hats
[00:33:20] Yeah, I still would like to get head wearing one or
[00:33:24] More appropriately get my dick sucked by a girl with bleach blonde hair and like heavy eyeliner
[00:33:31] Yeah, while and if she's raid afraid jean skirt. Yeah, and a wife beater wife beater
[00:33:37] Absolutely. That's that was the peak of all girls. Mm-hmm. That's the hottest girl that there ever was
[00:33:42] Oh, cuz we did a lot of our that's a lot of the dream about jacking off with stringy bleach blonde
[00:33:48] I'd like to fuck one of them in the bathroom at the Thomas Edison rest stop
[00:33:54] Perhaps while I'm driving with somewhere with my family
[00:33:58] I contacted and we have sex in the public
[00:34:01] That would be fucking hot honestly no joke that that would be that's like great
[00:34:06] You know what it would be cool to get pussy like that
[00:34:08] But it would also be like take that gay guy
[00:34:11] It's funny cuz you can do it you do pretty and like the part of your mind that was responsible for like the suspension of
[00:34:17] Disbelief of like believing in Santa Claus, right is like after puberty. It takes up like maybe I'll fuck this woman on the train
[00:34:24] Right, right. Maybe I'll fuck this girl sitting eight rows above the bank bus effect right yeah
[00:34:30] The airplane horniness is the funniest one cuz like what's happening?
[00:34:34] Where do you think it's gonna go? How's it gonna happen?
[00:34:36] It's very funny, but like I wonder next time I fly just to write a little note
[00:34:40] This is will you have sex with me and just like you hand this to five C
[00:34:45] And then just like have them passed and all the way
[00:34:50] It's clean you read in the sharpies of people
[00:34:53] Someone on this plane is horny someone is trying to get pussy somebody
[00:34:58] Somebody on this train has tried to get pussy
[00:35:03] Stop the train until we reach Cairo. You're wearing the thinnest pajama pants. Your dick is so hard. You're like it what?
[00:35:10] Trans that's fucked up dude. I don't know who that is
[00:35:14] It ain't me though. I there was an airline where you used to be able to get DM people
[00:35:20] Yeah, it was a virgin. I think a lot of them had that yeah, they might still have it that probably fucked up
[00:35:26] They probably had to take that away. You think there's people trying to get pussy off the fucking yeah, yeah, what's up?
[00:35:37] Where you see your pussy question mark. Yeah, there's so many dating apps now
[00:35:42] Yeah, right they don't need that on the plane. You can just load up you can plug your phone into the seats
[00:35:48] And then set it the phone to set it to airplane get pussy mode
[00:35:52] Yeah, and then open up hinge and then also generating stealing nudes from every
[00:35:58] Taking news from the cloud from every bitch did it display displaying pussy pictures
[00:36:05] Phone enhanced phone enhance pussy cheeks phone say what it's doing mode and activated
[00:36:10] It's fun saying what is doing through the speakers activate looking up with stealing cloud data pictures of woman's pussy's on the plane now
[00:36:22] Just make a little like video that said just play that on
[00:36:27] Close-base stealing naked pictures of the woman next to you on the plane
[00:36:35] You're like oh, I'm sorry. Do they still you got the fucking night writer music going on in the background
[00:36:43] Well, she's doing that you still have plain clothes air marshals on every flight or is that something that they want you to think is happening?
[00:36:50] I don't think they ever had on the air marshals exist. I think post 9 11
[00:36:54] I think that was one of those things like if you pee in the pool it turns blue. Yeah, I
[00:36:59] I agree with that they put chemicals in the pool to make the p-turn call those at the air marshals were yeah
[00:37:05] I never believed that for a second. Yeah, we could do whatever you want
[00:37:08] We say had air marshals what the fuck is the point all that TSA shit, right?
[00:37:12] You have a karate guy on the plane already. Yeah, they should do that instead of me having to fucking take my shoes off
[00:37:19] Get your balls grabbed put my nose every no one does that also. Yeah, if you ever it sounds like that happened
[00:37:25] You well, I did that at the Israel Egypt border happened to me
[00:37:40] Egyptians opened your home I went to Sinai to go to a casino when I was drunk
[00:37:45] Sinai isn't they didn't look and they didn't make do the squat and cough they opened up my ass. Oh my god, honestly
[00:37:55] the Israeli I thought you just met with like the x-ray thing no the Israeli border guys because
[00:38:01] Israelis did not the Egyptians no the Egyptians on the no of course it was the Israelis
[00:38:07] They're like a tunnel around and show us your change post I went I
[00:38:11] Was gonna see the change how much money are you sneak on your eyes Sinai when I was drunk when I was
[00:38:17] 18 years old and my passport was when I was it was from when I was like 14
[00:38:22] I had really long hair like hi and when I was in high school almost famous back in the seventh
[00:38:28] Seven Adam. Yeah, I did look I did look kind of like a seven eight
[00:38:36] Lazy you know there's like reddit said like that subreddit that's like cool pictures from the past and people closer like dad
[00:38:43] Yeah, yeah, or whatever just looking in the future. They're gonna be like everyone in the past was a fag
[00:38:50] It's gonna be Adam in like a vont Dutch hat with long hair getting his asshole looked into
[00:38:55] By Egyptians while giving it wasn't the Egyptians. It was the Israelis
[00:38:59] I tried to get back across the border after going to the casino and what do they suspect you and they were like?
[00:39:05] Are you a smoggin come? I don't know and then they were like come to the other room
[00:39:11] Did any time any some they put their cock in your ass
[00:39:14] They didn't fuck my ass. They just looked in my ass
[00:39:18] Yeah, cuz it looked like shit that you the only reason you didn't get fucked this because you had a fucking horrible little hole
[00:39:23] If your shit was nice and plush you would have gotten fucking 18 years old 19 years old
[00:39:28] That was probably a perfect hole. No, dude. Not for you. Yes. I'm genetically you have a badass. I
[00:39:34] Guess that's what's been holding me back
[00:39:37] You can pull the side for the like the random searches. Oh, I never were in America. Yeah, that happens me all the time
[00:39:44] It's but your vibes put off some sinister Nick. That's why no, I just see it off
[00:39:50] Why were baggy clothes cuz some you know like urban culture? Yeah, you weren't
[00:39:57] This is my travel you have a lot of fake jewelry that sets off
[00:40:04] It's like I just like to be comfortable when I fly is a comfortable
[00:40:07] Look South Pole makes some of the best flying clothes. There is dress like T. Rock under
[00:40:19] Well, they do the thing where they they're like they pat you down, but they're like they use the back of their hand
[00:40:25] They'd like rub your dick, you know, they like they're just they're not getting a grab
[00:40:30] I thought they have like a wand they know they just they've rubbed they've rubbed your dick
[00:40:35] But like with the back of their hand. That's so funny. Yeah, because I guess that makes it okay. Yeah, it's not gay
[00:40:41] I imagine like imagine like a pedophile and cord just being like I you're honor. I use it back
[00:40:47] There's literally no way this counts his molestation. Yeah
[00:40:53] You guys can't see but but he's using both
[00:40:58] Yeah, it is great anytime your dick sets off the x-ray machine. It's that's a good feeling
[00:41:05] It's not actually good Prince Albert piercing it's cuz now it's well. It's from wearing like
[00:41:11] Like either tuck in your shirt. I don't know. It's I think it has to just do with it. Yeah crumples around your cock
[00:41:19] The machine is very funny and be like giving yourself that compliment in your head, but it's really just like a giant tumor
[00:41:34] Remember that video that cop who's frisking a guy and he's like what's this?
[00:41:38] It's like that's my penis. Yeah, the guy has a nice fucking hog on him too. Wow and it's huge
[00:41:44] And the cop is like oh, okay. Well, you're good to go
[00:41:50] Some fat very likes like chief wiggum looking ass motherfucker
[00:41:56] And unfortunately I have a lot more in common body type wise with that guy than the guy with it
[00:42:00] I mean this guy's cock. He was grabbing it
[00:42:05] Yeah, it's like a fucking coke can but a floppy coke can
[00:42:09] Uncle honestly like a tall a floppy tall boy. Wow. Yeah, pretty awesome. I'm jealous of having a dick that big
[00:42:19] That's too much cock. I'm sorry for who you at free not for me to have Adams like Adams Adams
[00:42:26] And he's like I wish I could put some of this in my savings account
[00:42:37] I knew what I meant when I said it it comes across penis
[00:42:40] You know what it makes more sense than the English language, you know what I mean?
[00:42:44] It transcends the actual words because the ethos is so correct of right
[00:42:50] You're worried about your gay you're worried about wasting some that you want to earn interest
[00:42:57] Yeah, you're trying to take something that's not even yours trying to steal from his man's penis. Yeah, you're trying to collect the rent on
[00:43:06] Law you're trying to get my income from being gay
[00:43:09] Basically, I guess it makes a little and that's just one of the many aspects of why it makes sense
[00:43:15] We should go to search this delay now that quarantines over COVID's over
[00:43:24] I'm not gonna get jerk jerk do me off jerk do they come around?
[00:43:28] I'm sure they have it in Jersey. They probably got it in the middle and AC maybe
[00:43:32] No, you don't even have to go that far. They probably have Cirque du Soleil at the Lincoln Center
[00:43:42] Let me see Cirque du Soleil yeah jerk do me off jerk do me off
[00:43:46] I'd be down. I'm still if cats comes back. I'm still saying we should take mushrooms and see cats
[00:43:52] Yeah, I would love to do I'd like a half gram of mushrooms two weeks ago
[00:43:58] And I was having a terrible time until I wound up at a girl's softball game
[00:44:03] Yeah, the options are in a public park Las Vegas Orlando Riviera Maya and
[00:44:11] Anyway, yes keep talking then it became very fucking funny. You were laughing at girls
[00:44:18] Yeah, how old were they I don't know probably like nine or ten years of the her been like fifth grade
[00:44:31] Not a lot coming oh shit just like every everybody that goes up to bat
[00:44:36] They got a home run off errors. That's awesome every single one. Oh my god. Yeah, they need to stop trying to play sports
[00:44:44] Dude, they got a Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil. I know dude and a Beatles one too. I fucked that dude
[00:44:51] Suck my dick suck my dick the Beatles again suck my dick
[00:44:55] Mm-hmm. I would rather see Michael Jackson
[00:44:59] Even though he fucked kids his music was better
[00:45:01] I'm sure the Beatles fucked kids too. Yeah, no way did John Lennon John Lennon definitely John Lennon sex with kids for sure
[00:45:12] That's why he's son killed himself. Yep. He was like I'm gonna put real bullets in the gun and kill myself on the set of the crow
[00:45:21] He was like I'm gay. Oh, I hate doing karate. Oh my life's brotherly
[00:45:27] I'm good Johnny's I'm Johnny's and I'm good
[00:45:37] And I'm John Lennon son John Lennon son and I'm Baroque
[00:45:44] The corn made the many Cravitz are being Chinese
[00:45:50] Critics are calling him the Lenny Cravitz of being Chinese
[00:45:53] He's John Lennon son actor Brendan Lee kills himself
[00:46:02] You think yoko had some fucking good-ass pussy no
[00:46:07] He was just like the first guy to be like what if we got Johnny's post
[00:46:14] Yoko no is kind of like the Ford Model T of getting Asian
[00:46:18] You know you got a crank it by hand. It's kind of a salt
[00:46:22] It's just like it looks more like a skeleton with some skin draped on it
[00:46:26] Makes more sense to see Donald Duck driving around that's true in the 70s
[00:46:30] He like left her in New York and went to LA for what they what he was dubbed his lost weekend
[00:46:36] But it was like a year where he just did blow and got a different Chinese girlfriend really yeah
[00:46:42] Like just one or you can you imagine getting caught getting getting caught getting on your Chinese wife in
[00:46:47] 1965 or whatever and being like I swear
[00:46:57] You're on I thought it was the same time Chinese buzzing legal machine on your wine, but there should be an exception if you want
[00:47:10] Yeah, the lost oh damn they got a turak fucking
[00:47:13] Sir to say it's a turak the first flight the dinosaur to run
[00:47:19] That game rules that game was really cool. I never played it that much you're a raptor
[00:47:24] Are you fuck you you're a Native American guy that kills fucking dinosaur?
[00:47:35] The suck my dick suck my day. I'm fucking gay
[00:47:38] Wait, is he a Native American? I don't know I just assumed he was
[00:47:45] Oh, yes player controls Turak a Native American warrior who must stop the evil campaign or from conquering the universe with an ancient powerful weapon
[00:47:54] Now that's see that's when games were games goddamn it dude. I got a piss
[00:47:59] I think I'm dying dude. Yeah my fucking little penis can't hurt can't hold maybe because I've been drinking more diet soda recently
[00:48:05] You're right. It's because you're it's probably because your penis is small. I don't think so. I said I
[00:48:11] Mean I have a little penis, but that's not the reason I have to piss all the time
[00:48:18] Your dick gets tired. Oh damn it's they got they got Turak on switch. Oh, that's why I know what I'm doing until 2023
[00:48:26] Hold it down for the only the only thing I'm doing so Adam recently you've been diagnosed with
[00:48:32] Having a little cock disease. Yeah, having a little cock disease stops. No, that's not true. That was not the diagnosis
[00:48:46] No, I would not work the 7-11 make it we'd make
[00:48:52] Something called genital slurpees once that you put all the different flavors in one
[00:48:57] In one big ole. Yeah, you called it genital slurpees. Did you work at 7-11? I never worked at 7-11
[00:49:06] Oh, we're yeah, I was doing a thing about coming in the in the in the slurry machine
[00:49:11] I'm sorry. I just got a passive aggressive email
[00:49:14] From who woman I guess it was just aggressive aggressive
[00:49:18] What was it like fuck you the thing is this show requires some degree of like a
[00:49:22] Emotional labor. No, I gotta be a businessman. Yeah, there's people I have to deal with who like have to other
[00:49:30] People that have to be somewhere at 9 a.m. Uh-huh and then email me
[00:49:35] They have to put on like a suit and then email me
[00:49:38] Yeah, they have to log into there like deal with the fact that anything that makes money is a business technically sure so there's business aspects
[00:49:44] Yeah, but you know there's nobody that can fire me because I'm the business own right that's right, you know
[00:49:51] Mm-hmm. So you got an aggressive aggressive business email. Yeah. Yeah
[00:49:57] Yeah, dude. There's somebody's reminding me to send an invoice
[00:50:02] It's like excuse me, but your email is getting in the way while I'm trying to Google switch to rock
[00:50:09] About I send you an in-ass about how about what part of here's what I'm doing until 2023
[00:50:14] Didn't you get you hear from stupid business? How about instead of me invoicing you you just send me the money
[00:50:20] You know you owe me. Thank you. Yeah, you know it. I know it. Give me the fucking cash
[00:50:25] We have to have an invoice in to justify the fake job the other person a job that dates back to what the 1800s
[00:50:31] Yeah before they even had fucking punch cards. There was a guy that did the math by hand
[00:50:37] It's all in the emails in the emails you fuck's yeah, dude. I would be so pissed if I'm getting diabetes now after being healthy
[00:50:45] For like a year after even a bunch of salads. I've eaten too many salads to get diabetes now
[00:50:49] Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just went to the doctor. He said well my shit was normal, but you don't have a lot
[00:50:55] So what's going on that happened before to you right? Yeah, but it's it's it was good and now it's up ticked
[00:51:01] There's an uptick in my pissing pissing is that how you know that you have diabetes? It's one of the signs really
[00:51:07] But I don't think it is because I you know I
[00:51:10] Haven't been eating that bad for a while
[00:51:12] Mm-hmm God could really suck my dick if I get some kind of being fat disease now God can so
[00:51:24] I love I love that they've just been like every week has been like slow news today. We're going to Eric Clapton
[00:51:32] He's going to say call the vaccine the end word
[00:51:37] This is let him go off and the people on social media get mad at Eric Clapton
[00:51:43] Him and Van Morrison and then it'll be like some guy that's like a failed
[00:51:47] Like session music like a guy that like went to like Berkeley school of music
[00:51:52] Mm-hmm. And I moved to Brooklyn and now he's been a barista for 25 years
[00:51:56] Thought he was gonna play classical guitar for a living. Yeah, and he's like um Clapton hasn't been good since
[00:52:05] All right, man very cool. Yeah, you got to be on a technical level with this pop musician isn't good
[00:52:11] I don't care. I only follow him for his vaccine takes. Thank you. I never even know it makes me
[00:52:18] Yeah, I'm I'm I'm enrolling in the Clapton Institute actually this fall. Yeah
[00:52:26] I love pussy clapton. Yeah, I'm about to make that pussy clapton clapton up some cheeks and then yeah till it creams
[00:52:53] Pings I'm gonna suck baby because honestly the funniest thing in the world. Yeah
[00:52:57] That was the most confusing part of midnight cow. It's a very well. It's a very I mean
[00:53:03] It's very like Tom Sawyer kind of move. Yeah, you're like well. I want to paint the fans. Yeah, exactly
[00:53:10] Then that's smart confusing. You mean sexually confusing made you hard Adam
[00:53:14] No, I just he because you gave him the money and then he sucked his penis and I was like well
[00:53:19] You're like wow, I guess so my desires aren't wrong. Well the guy doesn't if I remember correctly kind of look maybe a little
[00:53:27] Like yeah in that scene. He looks very easily. Yeah, honestly looks like we're like Moranis. I think it is
[00:53:34] It's not yeah, it's not dick more suckers. It's like more dick
[00:53:42] That's the best one still good every time. It's absolutely really good stuff
[00:53:50] There's gotta be something else going. Oh a guy was shot in Times Square yesterday
[00:53:55] I don't know but it's very funny that like people keep getting shot in Times Square because then conservative media just gets
[00:54:02] Oh, yeah, New York is a war zone. Yeah, it's a war zone and it's like well. I mean it seems like
[00:54:08] More people should be getting shot in Times Square true, you know, yeah, if you're gonna shoot somebody that would be the place to do it
[00:54:15] It's actually amazing that there's never been a mass shooting in Times Square
[00:54:21] If you're playing Grand Theft Auto and you wanted to rack up a bunch of kills you drive to imagine your Steven Paddick
[00:54:26] And you're like I want to kill some a bunch of people
[00:54:28] Where would I go? Oh the fucking Jason Aldine concert in Las Vegas? It's not the first thing that comes to mind. Yeah, it really doesn't make any sense
[00:54:40] No, you're right. I mean, I really didn't have time to get into I mean I was so busy with work
[00:54:45] I couldn't of course really get into conspiracy theories about that one about how it was
[00:54:50] Israel or you know in what way in what way Israel was responsible or actually Israel that did it
[00:55:03] And then even just regular Jewish people
[00:55:08] Even what even just culturally Adam were conspirate were conspiratizing
[00:55:14] This was put to bed years ago everyone knows what happened
[00:55:18] Oh, yeah, what was that it was just a guy another guy with a Chinese wife that had a Chinese wife
[00:55:24] That's right a helicopter Chinese pussy drove him to a helicopter license
[00:55:28] See it's even Paddick did it because he's like I thought my wife was cheating on me, but I was just looking at a picture of
[00:55:37] And I thought my wife had been fucking Austin Powers behind my back
[00:55:41] And I lost it and I killed a bunch of people and I'm sorry
[00:55:45] And I fucked up and in the judges like looking at the picture of John Lennon hugging John naked John Lennon hugging Oco
[00:55:53] And looking at a picture of Stephen Paddick's wife and he's like case dismissed
[00:56:16] The best part of that Paddick to kill a Chinese bird was his brother who had that brief to kill a to kill a gookie bird
[00:56:32] I don't know. How about this? Here's a better question. What would I call that?
[00:56:38] These aren't the kind of questions I want to spend too much of my time pondering. Oh, okay
[00:56:45] More the other when did Paddick have it was there what I would like to ponder is
[00:56:50] Yeah, for sure it was we've been doing a show for five years. I have no concepts of time
[00:56:55] Paddick happened in the last five years. I'm pretty sure. Yeah
[00:57:09] I would also like to suck your dick after we can suck each other
[00:57:23] It would just be me sucking you up in a lot
[00:57:27] Sorry, so I'm done. I won't try to be part of the song thing. No, you can't it's just that you're ruining it
[00:57:36] Call back to that, you know really got hit hard during the pandemic is the guys that drive the Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile
[00:57:43] I'd like to see him like a Ford versus Ferrari movie, but it's about that
[00:57:50] Facing nothing. It's just you know the guys that are like we make trucks look like hot dogs
[00:57:55] And that's what I do the first guy to do it. My name's carob will Shelby and I turn food trucks into cars and make cars out of folk and types of food
[00:58:02] It's awesome. Yeah, that guy's name being Carol is so funny. Yeah, that's why he has become one of the most badass
[00:58:10] Names there is yeah, it's like fucking might as well be named Eleanor. Yeah
[00:58:25] So he'd like Shannon would be better Maryland
[00:58:31] Carol isn't even a like a girl name that you could be a cool black guy and have exactly
[00:58:36] Yeah, and that's the really the fuck Shannon test. That's a good. Yeah, you could absolutely Shannon sharp tight end for the Denver Broncos
[00:58:51] You guys see there's that uh that apartment
[00:58:57] Oh, yeah, that was another big story. That was the other big story. Um, apparently stop state at the time. Oh, I didn't
[00:59:04] No, I definitely never been to Miami actually
[00:59:08] But if I did about a grandchild daughter Rice City
[00:59:13] Okay, that's about stop goes to Miami to eat all the Chinese food there and then he stays at the top
[00:59:18] Even good Chinese food why would I go there to each Chinese because you thought Vice City was rice
[00:59:30] Either I'm so fat that I go somewhere to eat especially Chinese food and then I
[00:59:36] Collapse a building because I'm that fat of guy that fat which I'm not saying I have to have thought of ice cream
[00:59:44] Okay, that's closer. Yeah, I would go to ice cream city. I'll give you that I mean how would love to visit ice cream
[00:59:51] Which by the way they opened the ice cream shop on the corner years ago now
[00:59:57] And I was like that I don't know if I do it once
[01:00:00] You know, it's good. Yeah, it's lights out. I finally went
[01:00:04] Great. Oh shit. I mean, I don't know how you could fuck up ice cream. It looks good. It's very we've talked about going for years
[01:00:11] I don't know is ice cream. We should get ice cream cakes. I can't do we should get ice cream today in between the shows
[01:00:16] I can't do it. I mean being back. You guys should do this. I was back on you guys shit
[01:00:20] I got my fucking salad in the fridge. I'll be fine. No, we'll be good boys with you
[01:00:24] You can do you do it. Whatever you want brother. All right. Well, then how about this? I'll eat ice cream
[01:00:28] And you can do cocaine. I don't want to do cocaine. I have some if you want I'm gonna take a nap after these shows
[01:00:34] I did not get a lot of sleep. I didn't get enough. I've been sleeping terrible
[01:00:38] Yeah, like fucking three hours every night brutal. I've been having nightmares. Oh, yeah, we were gonna talk about your nightmare
[01:00:45] Oh, yeah, we could talk about it on the next episode. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[01:00:48] We'll be talking about that on the on this week's on you've already heard it actually guys
[01:00:52] Yeah, well, you know, you might you might be getting to the end of this and you're like this was mostly koala videos
[01:00:59] I feel I feel a cheat of this week for a while. It was just that the regular show was bad
[01:01:04] For the first one usually pretty good the first one they do okay, but something's wrong
[01:01:10] Well, I haven't I'm cranky. Mm-hmm. I'm cranky because I didn't get enough sleep because I stayed up
[01:01:17] I think reading the Wikipedia page and looking at pictures of Lewis Farrakhan
[01:01:23] Right. Mm-hmm. He's a handsome guy. He's not weird looking. He looks weird. He looks weird in his hair
[01:01:29] Yes, he's like beige. He's like play mobile man hair
[01:01:34] Gray kind of well, it's not his skin. His hair is like painted onto his head. I think that's a cool look. Oh, wait. Yeah
[01:01:44] Yeah, what about young though? I think no, he looked even worse when he was young the way he looked worse
[01:01:51] Now he had a he had something going on you knew as a fucking her face is hilarious
[01:01:56] Margery Taylor green. Yeah, she looks fucked up. She looks like she looks like one of those dinosaurs that are always going to the dentist
[01:02:06] You know what I'm talking about yeah, yeah
[01:02:08] Yeah, she's like, you know, he's not there's like brush or teeth dinosaurs
[01:02:13] She has that kind of look to her face. Yeah, and she's like try
[01:02:16] Is she someone that likes to think of herself as jacked like a woman that likes to think of herself as jacks? Yeah, she's a
[01:02:22] Was she like a crossfit bitch? Mm-hmm. Oh god, you know, yeah, you're a is not how fair cons not hot. Yeah
[01:02:31] Margery Taylor green. Let me see cuz like her profile picture doesn't match what she looks like like she's got a
[01:02:38] Wild ratio between her, but you know what his grandson Mustafa Farrakhan junior
[01:02:46] He's a piece of ass pretty hot. Yeah, I mean genetics always move in the direction of like being hotter and when they don't
[01:02:52] It's because the will of the spirit to be ugly and fat and bald and hoothelous is overcomes
[01:02:59] Well, it's a choice. It's a statement genetics makes people hotter or whatever moves
[01:03:06] Whatever the fuck you said is stupid. I wasn't listening, but it's dumb
[01:03:09] It's not and it was clearly a setup to take a side swipe at me a side swipe a clear swipe
[01:03:14] I just said your spirit that you have an indomitable spirit. Yeah
[01:03:19] You defeated genetics. Yeah major retailer green also
[01:03:22] She has like a midgets arms like where it not. Yes, she has weird proportion hands dude
[01:03:27] Like they have the kid on midgets have like this like they look like they're carrying luggage
[01:03:31] Even when her hands are empty they have that like
[01:03:34] It's like yes, you're clapping and fat hands. Yes, she does that I kind of like I wish I had big fat midget hands
[01:03:42] Yeah, but not short arms. Well, I kind of would like shorter. I've got a long reach
[01:03:47] That's good. Why is that good? I don't know. It's better
[01:03:52] See Nick Nick thinks in terms of powerlifting we think in terms of the NBA. Yeah, well you want to have a positive
[01:03:59] Apend I know I'm thinking about Turak dinosaur hunter and how I'd like to have like a t-rex kind of yeah
[01:04:05] Imagine if I had like little like t-rex arms
[01:04:08] But also my head was the size of major retailers greens and instead of going to the dentist I fucking ripped your fucking face off
[01:04:15] With my mouth. That's a great image. Yeah, but your reach would be bad. Yeah, I don't need to read this bitches
[01:04:22] I mean she looks like she looks like Glenn Close if she if Glenn Close went to a plastic surgery
[01:04:28] And it was like make me look more like Glenn Close
[01:04:30] Turn up turn the Glenn Close down all the way up
[01:04:42] Now I saw a picture over the other day and really just like struck me
[01:04:47] Yeah, no, she's fucked up looking for sure
[01:04:51] What's her deal she keeps trying to like
[01:04:54] fight like AOC said AOC should be in jail
[01:04:57] I think she said she wasn't American or something. Yeah, well half the women in Congress now
[01:05:03] We're just like people that went viral for like pointing a gun at their neighbor three years ago
[01:05:07] Yeah, that's the thing. They're like whole platform is like remember me
[01:05:10] I was the one that fucking yelled the N word in Starbucks. Yeah, we should all be allowed to do it. Yeah
[01:05:16] Oh, man, yeah, yeah, fuck this bitch. Oh, I see she can suck my fucking dick and balls
[01:05:30] Yeah, she's in trouble now, you know, I also I really like that Michael and Dell guy
[01:05:34] She also looks like the pillow guy the pillow guy who is like he was also a lot of people know
[01:05:39] I mean, I guess people know if they'd perry even like the smallest amount of attention to him
[01:05:43] But he was just like a while crack. Yeah, it's in his Twitter bio
[01:05:48] Yeah, you're my crack. He's a crack head and then he's like he's he's got the same voice as Jesse Ventura
[01:05:54] And he looks like he looks like a Midwestern stereotype. Yeah, you know like what everybody from the Midwest thinks their dad is that guy like right
[01:06:05] When really most most people just look like regular people or they're very fat. Yeah, right. Yeah, she looks
[01:06:11] She's got something she looks like a man that I can't place maybe Lou diamond Phillips
[01:06:22] Don't know there's a guy that I feel like her face would look perfect over top of Ron Perlman
[01:06:29] She does have a little Perlman in her. Yeah, but her eyes are close together like Perlman's yeah
[01:06:35] She looks like hell boy. Who does she look like I mean her man her jaw is fucking wild dude
[01:06:42] Look at the what's going on here. This is like
[01:06:53] Yeah, look at that oh that yeah, what the fuck dude, you're right. It's midget proportions
[01:06:58] I feel like that's a midget type of face to have to I
[01:07:08] It's weird that there's people that like cuz you with her it's like okay, but maybe I do believe in phrenology
[01:07:18] I have no idea she just she says stuff that's like
[01:07:28] Trump's fucking she gets close to saying shit. That's like illegal like yes, or that you can't say yeah
[01:07:33] She literally said she should put AOC in jail. Yeah, which is pretty I don't fucking care
[01:07:39] Yeah, whatever the point is she looks like a little sad Adam here. What's that picture her with her standing by it with Israel?
[01:07:50] You can't yeah, bro Adams like a broken crock's right two times a day
[01:07:57] You know what they say a broken clock that costs about what I would 25
[01:08:01] Be able to get it for a couple cents. Yeah, it's a classic Jewish expressions to in the bush is worth
[01:08:11] Maybe a little bit less, you know, it's in a bush
[01:08:13] I know it's dirty there the bushes dirty a penny saved is a penny, but maybe you can save even some more pennies
[01:08:20] Maybe you could save a couple even more pennies
[01:08:28] Well big time well known saying yeah, they have a lot of things like that
[01:08:37] Tomorrow to make up for fooling me I get a couple dollars, you know, we get big it maybe a discount at the very least
[01:08:43] The wage resistance allowed to be upset with us when we don't take
[01:08:46] And we'll take it we'll take it out of the tip, but you understand it's the tip is factored into the price
[01:08:54] And we would have tipped had you not foolness earlier, so I don't want to hear any of this about
[01:09:03] Because you fool it's if you consider the amount of money we're paying in total
[01:09:09] It would more than enough. It's probably percentage wise. Let's say let's say the bill would have been $20
[01:09:18] For fooling that's a full tip. What is 20% of $20 for dollars?
[01:09:23] Right, but because you fooled me now the real value goes down to 16
[01:09:29] Right, but we pay 20 no tip on it, right?
[01:09:32] And that's even more it's even more because 20% of 16 is only $3.20. That's right
[01:09:41] I'll be out wait here and you can bring me the 80 cents and also a blondie to go on the house
[01:09:49] Yep, that's famous expression classic Jewish expression