Cum Town | Premium | 07/11/2021
[00:00:03] And he has a second NBA podcast, which yeah good good on him
[00:00:10] You're listening to the what what Jamel has been up to oh, oh no, don't say I don't think it's out yet
[00:00:20] Didn't know we were doing the show yet. Are you gonna violate the NDA you signed with Jamel?
[00:00:25] I didn't sign an NDA talking about business. No dick agreement. We had a pleasure NDA. No no dick agreement
[00:00:34] Yeah, you agree that you have no penis and Jamel made you sign it well
[00:00:39] I was I was the one that caught up with our friend when he was yeah, I tried to but I
[00:00:47] Podcast well when you guys went and got brush we had a lovely brunch. You have another podcast. Yeah, it's called the getting pussy hour
[00:00:55] With stop the devilish stavars house yes
[00:01:03] It's just you trying to seduce a while I just seduce a woman every time and you hear me get pussy from her on the it's like
[00:01:09] 12 minutes of talking I'm 48 minutes of me. Are you sure you don't try to I'm sure you don't try to oh, juicive woman
[00:01:16] Oh, you sure you like this I do get her pussy. Oh juicy. Yes. I do
[00:01:20] And then I dip my dick in it like a roast beef sandwich nice try to try and make it sound fat
[00:01:25] It was actually erotic. Yeah, actually you did that you did that famously at Arby's the Arby's
[00:01:31] Restaurant that has that but in this case it's R and B and it stands for retarded binary
[00:01:39] I'm pretty sure binary binary means it's kind of gay now. I don't think so binary is
[00:01:44] I think that's a real stretch a real straight your ass your ass your asshole
[00:01:56] We're gonna have to go to a photo finish on that
[00:02:02] It's interesting stuff. I've got a round one for you my ball that you're gonna suck
[00:02:07] How about that? It's kind of all long every part of you is round no you're around the person you're you are around one
[00:02:13] Yeah, no my ball is the round one you're around
[00:02:16] I have a round two for you Adam the round trying to hop in on this the round one Adam the next mouth round two
[00:02:23] Your mouth. Yeah, why are we cumulating this again? It doesn't matter like riff. No cuz we're fucking getting in shape, dude
[00:02:30] Okay, let's crack. Let's crack. We're all getting in shape dude for the whole podcast. It's a little sparring session in
[00:02:37] Mm-hmm. It is called a kumata. They they're calling the tournament the kumata. That's fucking tight
[00:02:42] Well kumata is just a Chinese word that means karate competition. Yeah
[00:02:48] That the emperor's show made that one wrote that is it wouldn't kumata beats like Japanese
[00:02:59] But in in you just you just add them to your own thing now, but in blood sports
[00:03:06] I did it. I'm talking about the movie blood sport
[00:03:08] Which is come where kumata comes from you brought up kumata
[00:03:13] I didn't add him dude. It's fine. How did I do it in what way that I do it? You said you made a joke about it being Chinese
[00:03:21] No, I yes, and did it here's here's what a joke about what doing an atom is an atom is where you bring up the
[00:03:28] Actual thing that's okay. You did a half Adam. Hold on
[00:03:32] I'm with you. I bring up an atom is where you insert your knowledge of the thing for no other reason
[00:03:38] Then to demonstrate you know something. I
[00:03:41] Am take the only reason I mentioned that is because the word kumata is from blood sport
[00:03:48] Mm-hmm and blood sport famously a movie where the guy Frank dukes behind it just lied to
[00:03:54] He was just a liar that was like yeah, I had to go to this kumatae competition
[00:03:58] I guess it sounds like you have information you're trying to tell us dude, but that's a half atom
[00:04:02] You're pulling an atom in the definition of that
[00:04:10] Is that like so these people just believes all this guy's bullshit
[00:04:14] But even like the initial detail of the thing they didn't even check up on which is like is this even a fucking Chinese word
[00:04:21] That's true, and then they fell for all the other shit where he described himself as an ninja. Okay, and he got pussy
[00:04:26] I see what you're saying. I also have to say it was it wasn't Adam
[00:04:30] It wasn't Adam and as in what way because you had knowledge
[00:04:34] You interrupted yourself, and you had knowledge it happened to be back kumatae and you gave it to us
[00:04:39] You're you're wrong you see you don't even understand don't see here's the difference you pulled an atom
[00:04:44] But you are trying to bludgeon your way out of it where Adam would
[00:04:48] Wilt like the little gate daisy he is because you're trying to make your way out of pulling an atom
[00:04:53] That's exactly what's happening. So you're pulling an atom right now because you're describing
[00:04:58] Well, it's not for this is doing a Nick. Okay, I okay because you've now extended that you I didn't derail a joke
[00:05:08] I created the seeds for one by exploring the story of Frank Duke's which everybody knows this isn't some secret details
[00:05:22] That's you one of the dumbest people on earth and that's the refreshing
[00:05:27] Perspective I bring to the show we got to know it all's in a guy that doesn't know shit
[00:05:30] Okay, first of all I know enough nothing for all the everything you motherfuckers no slash pretend to know first of all
[00:05:37] I wasn't so dumb this show you're not it's not refret you're refreshing in the way Sarah missed is it's pretty good
[00:05:46] Die is an excess of calories diet Sierra missed
[00:05:51] It's refreshing. Do you know it's your fresca in fact
[00:05:55] Diet's here pretty sure fresco is filled with calories. No, it's not. It's a diet
[00:06:00] So is that would not qualify as an atom?
[00:06:05] Even though he is saying it it's a hell it doesn't have because he's saying actually there are no calories in there because it serves
[00:06:12] The purpose of calling you fat that's not an atom. It's a half atom
[00:06:16] If Adam was like isn't fresca a German company and you said what does that have to do with anything?
[00:06:22] And he said nothing right then it would be an atom. I guess we have different definitions of that
[00:06:33] I'll just say something right now. That's the power of not caring about something after 45 seconds
[00:06:39] I'll just say something right now your dick is small you the your conversation just now in talking about what an atom is
[00:06:46] Was rude because I'm in the room right now. Yeah, so when you use someone's name
[00:06:53] Who's in the room currently you should say he you should say you
[00:06:58] Pulling a day put yeah, you if that was my gender identity it would you could say a day
[00:07:04] Mm-hmm. It's second of all so if you are correct after an atom the appropriate thing to do and Nick should be doing this
[00:07:11] It's just curl up in the fetal position on the ground. No, which is what I do frequently on this true
[00:07:17] Let's shoot if you're not if you're not listening to Adam speaking. He's fucking licking his wounds
[00:07:25] Why did you just like a painter today by the way?
[00:07:27] Well, I it's not I'm wearing white pants and a gray shirt. No, that's a white shirt
[00:07:34] This is a Heather you're wearing cream. You're wearing cream pants and a white shirt
[00:07:38] I I have linen pants which are seasonally
[00:07:42] Appropriate those are the most because those are the most fucking day labor ass fucking house painter
[00:07:50] Workman's white those are fucking white jeans. These are not jeans. They're linen. Those are too tough to be very hot
[00:07:58] That's not a dance. What do you mean? They're tell me this man doesn't look like a painter. He does look like a painter
[00:08:03] Thank you. Well, it looks like someone trying to look like yeah
[00:08:07] It looks like a guy trying to sneak into sneak into the shift to get head from the guys or to give head to the guys
[00:08:14] It's not a part of that that doesn't happen on the work. Yeah, but you're so gay and horny you were hoping it might
[00:08:20] That only happens in the sopranos on a work, but otherwise it's an incredibly professional environment. I
[00:08:27] Bet you you could find the right the right staff or the right crew where you could sneak on and suck them off I
[00:08:37] Suppose but no, I'm not attempting to dress like a painter. Yes. You I just got light pants for the summer season
[00:08:45] Which I'm wearing pants, dude. It's hot. It's hot. We're short. No, it's 73
[00:08:53] Yes, I checked the temperature before I left the house and
[00:08:56] Because these are linen I did check when it will resume raining later this afternoon because the risk that I run in
[00:09:02] Wearing these pants is if they get right. It's easier. You can see my pain
[00:09:07] So yes, I did check should we do it full hourly forecast
[00:09:11] Should we do a wet pants con contest and
[00:09:19] Contest where we see guys Cox and whoever has the nicest one through his linens. We give him like four hundred dollars
[00:09:25] I think that would be a great event at come fast in Ocean City, Maryland. I know should that ever resume
[00:09:38] Confessed my 33rd birthday. Mm-hmm. We'll coincide with come first at
[00:09:44] Secrets. Yeah, we'll do a wet t-shirt contest at the show
[00:09:47] But then my personal request is that we also have German shepherds barking at the con
[00:09:58] Because that's sort of the look I'm going
[00:10:02] I guess I guess that's what we call a compromise
[00:10:05] Mm-hmm, okay, cuz I want to see fucking big wet tits. Nick wants to do the civil tight smooth
[00:10:11] The civil types movement. I've been watching this dog training show you have on Netflix because I want to I want to
[00:10:22] Why would that be a lie? Why would that be something I'm lying?
[00:10:25] You lie about a lot of them. Why would you pretend to be a house painter? I'm not pretending to be a house painter
[00:10:32] You're like in a season seasonably appropriate
[00:10:37] Mrs. My babysitter that I need for me. Can you look up whether it's gonna rain so when my pretend
[00:10:49] Mrs. Mrs. My babysitter a lot of people have babysitters their entire
[00:10:54] They become part of your family. Can you
[00:11:04] My babysitter is West Indian. I'll look it up right now
[00:11:08] It is a miss Cleo style. It looks like you're okay to dress like like Bob the builder today
[00:11:13] What is this like a big gay owl from South Park style babysitter?
[00:11:20] You're only allowed to watch baby shows
[00:11:23] That's funny. That is right. Now time for your 3 p.m. Dick feeding. I'll put on Kai you while you get your milk
[00:11:32] Well, you're get your milk for my center bottom titty
[00:11:37] Start sucking. It's time for a milk baby Adam
[00:11:44] Let's put on Kai you while you sunk my dick. I mean
[00:11:47] I don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that is. Yes, you do it your favorite
[00:11:52] Yeah, why would you little boy with cancer you like it because
[00:11:56] Why would you call that you have cancer everyone feels bad blue?
[00:12:01] That's why you like that show. Why would you call Mrs. Babies said is lower center boob a dick?
[00:12:07] Yeah, Nick, that's fucked up. That would make Adam gay instead of a baby that needs nourishment
[00:12:16] Don't know man. I'm just reporting the facts
[00:12:24] Let's see what else is going on folks the NCAA ruled
[00:12:31] Can now be paid for their image and likeness
[00:12:34] Isn't that something what is that they can sell pictures of them so they can get endorsements and shit. Oh
[00:12:42] Well, I was this so would it be because I don't understand how you could like restrict a college student from having
[00:12:50] endorsements for other things and now it's like it's very easy to become a celebrity even while you're like a regular person
[00:12:58] any school you know doesn't matter Towson University and
[00:13:05] Sponsored by let's say love ants. Let's say you're a woman and you have a sponsorship
[00:13:11] And you're getting free sex to a lacrosse with the love events in your pussy not even you're playing lacrosse
[00:13:16] I'm saying you're just a girl that goes there you're a girl that goes there and you're getting free sex toys
[00:13:21] Would that be in violation of those policies?
[00:13:25] No, but I mean it should have been in the past if you're not allowed to get a sneaker deal
[00:13:29] I think I think as a college athlete then you shouldn't be able to be some dumb bitch acting like a whore on the internet
[00:13:35] I literally think you probably was against the rules. Yeah. Yeah, but I I can't imagine how it would be
[00:13:43] It seems stupid to me that you can't make money. We're not gonna pay you and then outside of this you can't make money
[00:13:49] I think that's the big fucking yeah. Well, of course. It's I mean they should be paid. Yeah, exactly
[00:13:55] Not only should college athletes be paid you if you like they should be able to start scouting in
[00:14:02] Middle school. Yeah, and if like they should be able to tell you in seventh grade
[00:14:09] Okay, we're gonna commit you don't have to even pass a single class
[00:14:16] That should be a fucking option because it's like all of this is just to prepare you for a job
[00:14:20] Right, right? It's like that. Yeah, the job is college athlete. Mm-hmm. It generates money
[00:14:27] Then they should be paid enough in college wherever the injury is it also comes with some kind of like yeah insurance policy
[00:14:34] Where it's like you're good. You've generated all of this fucking revenue through entertainment. Yeah now enjoy this free
[00:14:41] Lovance on on the house. Yeah. Oh, I was talking strictly men's sports. Okay. Nothing
[00:14:48] They have them you could put that in a man's ass probably Adam. What does it feel like women the women the female athletes
[00:15:00] Graduation really yeah, so they could breathe the future generation
[00:15:07] Yes, that's a fucking yeah, that would be nice to have a harem of all types of different like you got a fucking power lifter
[00:15:15] You know you could just plow real fucking hard and fast. She doesn't even move. I love I love the trans people in the Olympics
[00:15:28] That's you're the that specific type of guys like no no no let them all in which I don't understand that should be your take like
[00:15:35] Yeah, like the conservatives that are like men are better than women constantly and it's like okay
[00:15:40] Well, then let them be all the women in sports. Yeah, and then they're like uh, no
[00:15:45] We to we believe I'm mad about that also
[00:15:51] Let's load it there. We're gonna fucking decrease them. We're gonna we're gonna saddle back them with some estrogen
[00:15:59] Real kumata in real terms though. I do I'd like you know, I don't give a fuck
[00:16:05] You know let them compete or whatever. I just feel like there should be some balance by having sports that like
[00:16:12] Make it easy because who really gets the short end of the stick or trans men?
[00:16:15] Yes, it's not it's not cis women. It's the trans men because it's like
[00:16:20] Well, that doesn't make you better at anything other than like being chill
[00:16:27] Well, I don't know. I mean they could probably rape. I wouldn't say that they wouldn't rape you don't think they rape less than regular men
[00:16:33] No, I mean biological men really no why would they?
[00:16:37] I don't know. They've let do you get the same amount of testosterone with the show with the show?
[00:16:42] Yeah, why don't think it's I don't think it's testosterone that just makes me
[00:16:48] I think it probably helps. I think the more if we if we shot at him with the regular amount of testosterone
[00:16:55] That a man should have he probably would have committed one or two by now. Oh, yeah, your ass would be mine
[00:17:09] Give me your ass. Give me pussy. Give me your ass come over here
[00:17:15] Fagatality show me your dick if they did like if they had done a couple more mortal combats in the early 90s
[00:17:22] Oh, yeah, I'm to you. They would have they would have fucked up and had a fagatality
[00:17:26] Yeah, where you die in a Greenwich village hospital
[00:17:34] By your yeah, they did bay balladies and more animalities
[00:17:39] Oh, I forgot about bay balladies. Yeah, I remember animalities. What were bay balladies? You grow tits
[00:17:49] Wait, is that never mind what I don't remember that one a baby ality. That's not real. It is real
[00:17:58] Yeah, dude. You uh, that would be cool. You die you die
[00:18:02] In an overcrowded Greenwich hospital with a earring
[00:18:08] Um, and then there's like a here you go. Here's the video mortal combat 4k all bay balladies
[00:18:16] Uh, what do they do? Or do you just do you become that person's child? Oh, that's that's disrespectful
[00:18:23] That's respectful. Now you're literally my son. Now you're my son
[00:18:26] Also have the friendship finishers. It would be really funny if we if one of us turned into a baby and the other two had to raise him
[00:18:34] From scratch. I'd make that I make that promise to you if you did
[00:18:39] I know I would I would raise you right. I make that promise to you
[00:18:42] That would be brutal dude. Imagine the weird fucking
[00:18:46] That would be a great scientific experiment
[00:18:49] Was uh to see how different we turn out raised by a
[00:18:52] Reality is the finisher introduced in Mortal Kombat 2
[00:18:57] So that was early on. Oh interesting. I don't remember that one at all. Yeah, I remember an imalities
[00:19:03] But I didn't remember that's what they were called
[00:19:07] Luke King was a dragon tendo 64 version of trilogy is the reverse bay balladie
[00:19:13] In which the loser is turned into a baby
[00:19:15] But then immediately reverts back to an adult only a second later and promptly explodes
[00:19:20] I like that. Yeah, so wait what happens when they turn into a baby?
[00:19:29] Wow and they got to that in Mortal Kombat 2. It's pretty early
[00:19:33] That's pretty early in the process. They were throwing the heat fast
[00:19:37] They were like already really need to mix it up a little bit. They were throwing 103 fucking cutters. Yeah
[00:19:44] People you know people love the first one, but
[00:19:47] They really wanted baby rape. They wanted to rape baby goro
[00:19:54] Baby goro with all those little hands. Yeah, they got a man's dick in all his little hands
[00:20:00] Jacking up six regular size dicks. Yeah
[00:20:07] Six people at a time get to molest baby goro. Oh my god. Baby goro
[00:20:12] Baby, does he have a fucking ponytail still?
[00:20:14] Baby being off course because the ponytail he's born with that
[00:20:24] You're about to I was gonna say that baby girl is cute
[00:20:27] But I meant that in a completely different different context
[00:20:30] Cutin and a baby yoda. I'm not I don't want to be one of the guys raping baby girl
[00:20:34] I mean, no one let me make that you want to rape baby goro
[00:20:37] Okay, but I think he probably would be cute if he had the little ponytail
[00:20:41] Of course because dangerous things when their babies are cute. A little tiger. Oh my god. How about a baby?
[00:20:52] I mean, I wouldn't be that scared. I would just mush it, but no we put it in there while you were asleep
[00:20:58] Okay, like our tarantulas dangerous. Yeah, no, they're not this kind
[00:21:02] I don't know but no, you know how you started this by asking how about and my answer is no. I don't want that kind I
[00:21:12] Know you're the most scared of spiders here motherfucker not not because I respect them and I employ them as weapons
[00:21:20] You're confusing the terms scared and respect also respect firearms the most
[00:21:26] And likely I'm the one most most like most
[00:21:34] What is the word the most chance of doing of guy? Yeah
[00:21:47] To beg you which one of the three of us is most likely to kill themselves with a gun or other people or other people
[00:21:56] To take pills to kill himself. I would say Adam
[00:22:00] Um, yeah, I would go gentle Adam would kill himself by taking a bunch of pictures of himself
[00:22:07] How do you die? He's in a bathroom with the water running calling. He's like I can't take it anymore
[00:22:11] And he's just taking a bunch of selfies. How do you die from there?
[00:22:17] Maybe what happens when your asshole fills with water? He overdosed on on
[00:22:24] On his own reflection. Hmm like the greek story of yeah
[00:22:29] Dixifus go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Good. I'm not gonna go. You know it. Don't you go ahead
[00:22:39] It's greek god. I don't know it is it all narsis is going ladies and gentlemen Scotty go
[00:22:53] Um, isn't that Scotty go ahead. I am actually curious. I thought it has become me
[00:23:12] Oh, man. I forgot how good the ladies and gentlemen Scotty Scotty don't how about you don't how about you don't?
[00:23:20] How about you don't ladies and gentlemen Scotty don't
[00:23:26] Yeah, maybe the next episode will be a watch along the lost in powers where we don't talk
[00:23:36] Hurlid now I'd fuck her stuff like that. Mm-hmm. Wow, you know, that's a wild take
[00:23:43] A lot of vagina sounds good to me. Yeah, that does sound good. I would fuck her. Isn't it the lady from third arc from the sun
[00:23:50] Yeah, I'm mad that I'm mad that yeah, dude
[00:23:52] Just think if we had been doing this show 20 years ago, not only would we all have we would have had multiple multiple movies like that
[00:24:00] Yeah, I'm already done. We'd be multi-billionaires. Yeah, franchisees
[00:24:04] I would have just I would be showing young women around my mansion and being like and look if you want to come in here
[00:24:12] Well, I'll show you what have been Jewish. Well, this is just what this is with rich people
[00:24:20] Like soft a fed for money rich people sound like for some reason they all have this accent
[00:24:27] I don't know what it is. It's this you know, the secorrelation is that if they sound like this
[00:24:32] It's usually because they're rich and they control the media right okay, and
[00:24:37] Interesting I'll be showing young women who I'm about to drug and rape around my mansion
[00:24:42] So you this would be you though and it would be next yeah
[00:24:46] Which it feels nice giving me the pass on this one and I'll show them my my walk-in closet with all of the fat suits
[00:24:54] This was from an unreleased feature and it was the nadi professor
[00:25:04] Not only a fat suit, but it's also blackface
[00:25:09] And it said what if at this time instead of just not only he's not fat anymore. He's no longer black
[00:25:19] Interesting and they told me you can't show you you start the movie
[00:25:23] And black I wise they you know that you turn you end the movie
[00:25:27] They told me you can't do blackface and I was like all right
[00:25:30] Well, Michael Myers just did Indian face for love guru and they're like that's not black
[00:25:35] What if Michael Myers wanted to do Asian face and they said he could probably get away with that
[00:25:39] And I said well then what if it's Asian face inside of a black suit
[00:25:43] Interesting and that was enough to get the studio to make the movie
[00:25:47] But there was an Asian girl who was a pa on the film who
[00:25:54] Then this was new at the time. She wrote a blog. I think it's old
[00:25:58] It was 2002 and it was very unfortunate. They had to take a you know, they had a killer
[00:26:07] Well, we had a couple of some of the security guys raped there at gunpoint
[00:26:13] And they said if you don't want this to happen to your family
[00:26:15] You know, you're not going to say anything about the movie
[00:26:19] And you know, she that just traumatized it and we you know, we were going
[00:26:25] We had we had access to all of her emails and stuff and we realized she had been seeing a therapist
[00:26:36] You know to my friends Benjamin and Josh
[00:26:39] Who also worked with me where we worked together
[00:26:46] I said with the therapy thing. I'm just not comfortable. We should go ahead running her mouth too much
[00:26:51] We should go ahead and kill it and that was oh boy. Let me tell you
[00:26:59] Because the picture was they got the wrong they had they kept getting the wrong one
[00:27:04] And I thought what if we did that would be a funny. What if we did a movie about that?
[00:27:07] Right and the you know the studio that because of how much money I generated they made that one
[00:27:14] And then a very similar problem happened
[00:27:18] Because I there was a meeting and I was on conference call and I said well the we can't have
[00:27:25] A Jewish person killing the Chinese girl. Why don't we make it and
[00:27:29] And beep yeah, and yeah, and there was you said that on the conference call and there was a production assistant who was a young
[00:27:36] Very talented young black woman very promising
[00:27:40] Korea we couldn't be more excited to have on the team and she heard it and we had to kill her
[00:27:46] And then the well, I tell you but to save money
[00:27:49] We called the same guys from the last time because they offered us a discount
[00:27:54] Right and we couldn't say no to that of course
[00:27:57] Especially because they fucked up so much. They really owed you and yes, and then that was actually you know
[00:28:03] The young man's name who did it it was Dylan roof. You shouldn't say the name. Well, it's okay because he's in jail now
[00:28:25] He got well, he got he got the wrong people he thought he was going after the girl, but right just went to a random church
[00:28:32] Asian women. No, no, this was black. Oh, this was a black. Sorry. Yeah, Adam looking for the production assistant. Okay
[00:28:40] Sorry, you would have killed the world a whole different race if it was but that was the old days
[00:28:44] We don't do any bad anymore. We just you know, we've grown a lot more corporate
[00:28:48] Well now we know we can just trick black women into having sex with children and then you know that's that's the move now
[00:28:54] Then you have really compromise on you have compromise. They say, you know, they then everybody plays the game
[00:29:00] And is that the sort of thing where they want to feel like they've really made it by becoming a pedophile or what is it?
[00:29:17] It's hollywood has changed so much. Yeah, you know the gatekeepers the traditional
[00:29:22] Gatekeepers have have opened the doors and everyone's now fucking kids. Yeah. Yeah
[00:29:29] It's really nice. It's like it's kind of like how taking a limousine used to be fancy, but then uber came around
[00:29:36] That's right. Yeah, and now, you know, Chloe Zhao of Nomad land can fuck. She can fuck a kid
[00:29:41] What if I just Ava what if I never stopped talking like that would be awesome. I mean I kind of feels way more
[00:29:50] Like if you realize this is the last like 10 minutes. I've been smiling the whole time
[00:29:54] Well, I just I have more relaxed a lot of people a lot of people think I talk this way because I'm Jewish
[00:30:00] But the truth is I'm actually a very lent anti-semite. Yeah, and I think it's funny. Oh, no
[00:30:09] It would be funny if a bunch of fucking anti-semite started talking like that permanently
[00:30:14] Yeah to take the action now. I'm kind of slow on the uptake and I realize he's being mean and not
[00:30:19] You know being being a good host. He's been a great host. It sounds like somebody's cranky and needs their bottle
[00:30:28] Hold on. Let me get your name. Damn it. I was gonna say zip
[00:30:41] Zip yeah, we gotta get so we gotta throw some of Adam's baby formula in the microwave
[00:30:45] I like waving your own penis for 30 seconds. I was one of the babies the babies have formula
[00:30:53] Yeah, they're like little fucking machines, dude
[00:30:56] Do you guys ever have formula does it taste good? No, honestly my mother didn't give it to us
[00:31:02] You got the titty. I was a california baby. I was breastfed into 12 till 12
[00:31:07] Yeah, that's why I never get sick. That's why you didn't that's why I famously never get sick. Yeah, you've never had a stuffy nose. That's for sure
[00:31:17] We're just gonna play red scare for the second half of the episode
[00:31:26] We're just gonna we're just gonna do their podcast for the second
[00:31:30] All right, man, we're gonna have to do this really I thought it'd be funny. No, I don't think so why not
[00:31:51] You got you gotta learn about the bro code and tv's bro code for real. Do you mean guy code?
[00:31:57] I mean, well, yeah, well Adam went to the bathroom out of he was disgusted. Was he he almost shit his pants
[00:32:07] That is a good song that I will say I do want to fuck tattoo. Is that tattoo? Oh, yeah
[00:32:15] Now there was something I wanted to I'm pissed because they they lied about diking out, you know
[00:32:20] Uh did they yeah, they were fucking they were industry plans. Mm-hmm. They weren't sucking each other's pussies at all
[00:32:26] And I look gotta tell you 11 year old me was fucking pissed off when he found out
[00:32:32] But I did jack off the dude rushing right I think so and it's like a legal in their country to be yeah
[00:32:38] But it was it was a marketing point. Let me fucking see
[00:32:59] Mm-hmm. Oh, wait, maybe they're on a beach Adam. Join us. We're listening to red scare
[00:33:04] Oh, that's that's funny dude. That's funny prank doing uh play-by-play
[00:33:10] A list of Milano nude on the beach, okay
[00:33:13] Is that on the red scare I started doing tattoo. No, because I just reminded me of tattoo. Oh, the lesbians
[00:33:19] But they were fake. Yeah, they were frauds Putin made them be lesbians
[00:33:23] You know, I bet you Putin makes girls eat each other's pussies in front of them
[00:33:27] What podcast should we listen to then I want to turn this into my I want to listen to my
[00:33:33] New girlfriend's podcast. What is it? It's called?
[00:33:40] Call call call call call me daddy call me daddy or call her daddy call me by your daddy
[00:33:47] Call her daddy. Yeah, I would fuck the girl
[00:33:51] She got 60 million dollars. What the fuck? How can we do that? Here we go. Who's gonna pay a 60 mill dude?
[00:34:01] This is what this is what I'm listening to is being seen as an in-depth exploration of culture's role in resolving the tension
[00:34:08] Between how we are seen and how we see ourselves
[00:34:11] focused on the gay and queer black male experience
[00:34:14] being seen as a space to explore these questions through conversations with
[00:34:21] Leading artists writers writers activists
[00:34:24] Right, there's a lot of is in this list
[00:34:28] artists writers activists entertainers and community leaders
[00:34:32] If we create nuanced and accurate cultural portrayals
[00:34:35] Mm-hmm of identity and experience. We had this is just the description of this podcast. This is this is Jake's podcast. This is yeah
[00:34:49] How about the making gay history podcast?
[00:34:52] That sounds awesome intimate and personal. It's an autobiography autobiography podcast. Yeah, you're recorded by yourself. Yeah, because I'm making
[00:35:00] gay history. I'm not participating. Oh, it's just changing everything. It's changing. That's what I do
[00:35:07] That's kind of with this. That's my arm. Richard Simmons was here. We go the gay the gay ish podcast by gay ish media LLC
[00:35:23] Anthony Anderson Anthony Anderson sucking cock for an hour every episode. I love it
[00:35:28] I love that guy. Wait until there's no more. What a constant is mouth. What? So it's ish. So it's gay ish because no one comes in his mouth
[00:35:35] Yeah, yeah, if you suck dick no cum. That's just gay because for like straight people. They're not straight enough for gay people
[00:35:42] They're not gay. They're not gay. They're gay ish
[00:35:45] They're gay ish. Yeah. Here's the call me daddy. It's very funny when you go to the comedy top podcast
[00:35:50] That's like the number one podcast in the world. No, it's huge. Oh, yeah, this woman is attractive. What's your name?
[00:35:55] It's my Stephanie bitch. Yeah, step the bitch. What's her name? You actually what's her name? Janice pussy hole
[00:36:04] Can you just give her a little three hole? Can you just give her a little bit more respect?
[00:36:09] Alex Cooper. Alex Cooper. That's her name guys name guys name and a dog's name
[00:36:15] I'm not now. I gotta fuck one of the call. I want to fuck a guy someone named after a guy
[00:36:19] What an end the dog. Why don't they call her guy dog?
[00:36:21] I don't want to fuck a guy. You know, I call a man dog is her name man dog pussy lips
[00:36:33] Look at me. I'm Alex Cooper. I'm a fucking girl. That's so true. And I have a look. I've got a podcast and I'm a girl
[00:36:40] That's so fucking true. That's so true. And what's um, I saw okay, well, what's her podcast about
[00:36:46] Call her daddy giving pussy. I believe a second cock son of a boy dad barstool sports
[00:36:53] We got what the fuck with mark marion is he still doing that? Yeah
[00:36:58] God dude, that's I feel bad for him now. Yeah, dude. I don't know. I have no idea
[00:37:03] This lasts as long as that I'll kill myself. I promise. Oh, yeah, I'll kill myself even if this doesn't last
[00:37:11] I'll kill myself for having ever even done it. Yeah, that's true
[00:37:15] Uh, uh, steven soderberg on the latest, uh, what the fuck with mark marin. Hey, that's pretty cool. Oh, you want to listen
[00:37:30] Which featured my three cats at the time open invite and me well, we got the original artist our but mark
[00:37:39] Show is your penis. Hold on. Let me see. Let me see if I can make that sound normal edema to do a new
[00:37:44] Sure mark mark. Please. I'm gonna cut you off right there. That's how you have to do it
[00:37:49] Um, we can see your penis mark. We can see your penis and small walls are so much covered in bruises
[00:37:56] And buster and sammy. Yeah, we don't care what you call your nuts
[00:38:03] All right, it's not that it's not that they don't have fun names
[00:38:06] I like that you said that buster and sammy are bruise, but they're all fucked up
[00:38:11] Color this time and you yeah, we can see
[00:38:15] Get it as a tea or a tank top as well as on a nice new mug hell
[00:38:20] There's even a beach towel and some new stickers go to uh mark you okay
[00:38:25] Mark's everything good. It sounds like you're beating your nuts your suffering
[00:38:29] Telfur is nuts pod swag.com slash wtf to check out the new designs or click on the merch tab
[00:38:38] What if I made a website called cockswag.com. Yeah, what if I be cool?
[00:38:42] That's a lot of cocks with sunglasses on the ship like that. That'd be sick really cool cocks
[00:38:49] Just really good photography that I do a lot of different guys dicks
[00:38:53] They got small dicks big big big big dicks, you know
[00:38:56] Juicy dicks tasty dicks. Yeah, and if you find out that anyone's jacking off to it. You're gonna get
[00:39:02] I'm gonna be pissed because it's not I'm not on any kind of gay shit. What if I what if I made a website called no
[00:39:10] Yeah, and it's a repository for all the hunter Biden shit all the emails
[00:39:14] But on every page and in the header image is that picture of his penis. That would be awesome
[00:39:20] You go on there on your windows 98 computer scrolling
[00:39:24] Yeah, and I guess what would be considered the quote unquote living room
[00:39:32] And you're like I knew it I knew this guy's fucking you're staring at his cock. That would be so awesome
[00:39:38] Yeah, and you make it so that it loads last somehow. Yeah in the code the coding it chodes last about that
[00:39:47] That's awesome. I'm a choder. I'm a choder. I'm gonna chode in
[00:40:04] That's you were a chode man Adam's a chode man. I'm actually a whole man
[00:40:11] You literally just walked in. No, I fuck hole you guys suck chode. That's the difference between us
[00:40:19] That's the most fundamental difference sounds like you have a vision. I'm a whole man if I say I'm a tits man
[00:40:25] I'm an ass man. Does that mean I have what I wouldn't say it does one of the top comedy
[00:40:34] Podcast about the office hosted by Kevin from the office. That's brutal Kevin. Yeah, who's Kevin?
[00:40:40] I thought there's I thought there's one with the fan Pam and Angela
[00:40:46] Oh, they got a multiple ones like that. I think they probably have Kevin as a kid had having like a fucking panic attack
[00:40:53] That's that that's Kevin. I was bill birt was bill birt. Yeah, we're doing guests the
[00:41:02] All right, I win that that's a point for me. I call bill
[00:41:05] I don't want to say I shouldn't say this out loud. Don't say it out loud. We'll talk later
[00:41:10] But I've had a lot of fun on this episode
[00:41:22] By the way, I'm up one this one's gonna be a hard one that that goes that counts. Thank you that counts towards tournament player
[00:41:39] The Jackie Chan hour, I was gonna say the Jackie Chan adventure is rewatched pot. That's the dogs we eat
[00:42:01] What it's sometimes I feel like f Murray Abraham and Amadeus looking through the sheet music saying no mistakes no mistakes
[00:42:12] Well, I win one to one to nothing because I guess bill burr. Well, but
[00:42:17] That it doesn't end after two pot. I guess it's a next to game master right Nick
[00:42:30] This is fucking rigged. I know he didn't mean it and that's why he had to wait until the end of the sentence
[00:42:47] Alichabec along for live for so long is that he kept winning jeopardy he kept winning jeopardy
[00:42:52] He kept the money. I love her. Love him. That's why he did love his wife
[00:42:57] Yeah, getting pussy rest in peace. What if she was just fucking sucking his dick constantly
[00:43:03] That's the thing is like people are like oh, he loved her so much and then women are imagining her being like a just a bitch
[00:43:09] Yeah, just being like just a stressed out bitch and he's right
[00:43:14] I love you. What can I do to make you feel better?
[00:43:18] Guck in them off. He's got some he's waving the jeopardy money and he's like I want my dinner and my dicks
[00:43:26] Where I bring me my dinner and my dicks
[00:43:28] Right going now boy. I sit down in my chair. I'm getting slobbed off and eat my hunger mandin
[00:43:40] And I'm allic trabec. I'm trabec and I'm trabec and suck my penis
[00:43:49] Yeah, we're like oh, he's need love this wife so much
[00:43:56] So that's no Nick love manifest in different ways. I do agree though. It manifests. It never women effect
[00:44:04] You know to say that's not a word. That's a good point
[00:44:07] Manifest is good. Let me ask you something if if women were in charge. Do you think we would ever have been able to colonize America and own slaves
[00:44:15] No, they would have never have come up with such a cool idea
[00:44:19] They'd be like, oh, let's stay in it. Let's mind our own business in England
[00:44:24] Right. Yeah, let's gossip. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the queen looks fat today
[00:44:30] And then there's the men have to just gather and be like there's guys down in Africa just mind in their own fucking
[00:44:34] Just doing whatever they want down there. We can go down there. We could have used we could be using them to make cotton balls
[00:44:42] And get sugar. They'd be saying over in England. Yeah, yeah, but my bitch wife is they run everything the bitch
[00:44:49] the bitch president the bitch ocracy living a bitch ocracy we live in a bitch ocracy
[00:44:55] That we can't own slaves and spices. Yep. Yeah, all our food is bland
[00:45:05] Damn. So what do you guys think about um
[00:45:08] Teaching critical race theory in school. I don't know what critical big no no as far as I'm concerned you say no big
[00:45:16] What is critical race here? You have to say you have to you go through all the races and
[00:45:22] Criticize then absolutely that should be taught. I think that that should be you should learn like oh, you know, Italians don't trust them
[00:45:29] Mm-hmm. No gypsies don't trust but who writes it. Why don't you do why don't you do some fun ones Adam?
[00:45:40] Give that you could do anal. They're stinky. You could start with anal. You could start with anal with the Sri Lankans
[00:45:45] Yeah, you don't have to go the say they smell you go straight to the stink
[00:45:49] Listen to it telling you my critical race theory. It's got a gun. He's pointing it at him said
[00:45:54] He's doing a finger. No, it's a really good. It's a it's a centimeter from your grand to your sweating your sweating Adam. I
[00:46:05] When we moved to New York and Nick lived in Chinatown
[00:46:15] At the old at the old Chinese people. I don't remember that. What do you mean doing grand Torino like saying doing the voice? Yeah doing the voice
[00:46:25] Saying certain things to them certain words maybe quoting grand Torino stuff. Yeah
[00:46:31] You know, I've never seen that movie. Oh, you'd love it. Oh, you'd love it. I would. Yeah, the little boy is fat. That's cool
[00:46:38] Yeah, so there's some this part of it is your culture. That's true. Stop is humong. You know, there's a humong minority
[00:46:46] It's it's it's filmed in Detroit. Sure. Famously home of
[00:46:51] Coney Island dogs, which are types of true. That's something you like make zero sense Detroit pizza
[00:46:57] It's actually really good. I'm a big fan. What is Detroit pizza? That's another thing like critical race theory where it's no
[00:47:04] I know what that is. I know what people keep talking about and it's actually we have it in schools
[00:47:09] We should absolutely think I don't even think there should there should be schools
[00:47:16] Okay abolish that. That's what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool
[00:47:23] Schoolies fucking gay home works gay. The teachers give too much home where teachers are fucking bitches
[00:47:29] I would have loved to have cut off my teacher's head and thrown it in the garbage house a song though
[00:47:35] What song? It's like it's like one of those children's rhymes that like
[00:47:41] For fuck their throat and kill the teacher. You know, yeah, yeah, I remember that
[00:47:46] You know, it's like jingle bells or something
[00:47:48] But it's that's when you were hanging out with dillie
[00:47:50] Kill the teeth. I wasn't hanging out with him. Isn't it? This is in an alternate universe
[00:47:57] If a rich jewish hollywood producer and I've hired dillon roof to kill the intern the child
[00:48:04] And he messed up saying the end he messed up the first time and we kept it under wraps
[00:48:09] And then the second time because we got the dillon roof. No, it wasn't appropriate
[00:48:13] I tried to do a call back and it I fumbled it and now I'm going back into you heard about the red roof in
[00:48:22] What it's that it's the mandolay bay casino
[00:48:26] Let's tell why don't they call that place the dillon roof in that's a great question
[00:48:37] Okay, you've heard about the the movie the goofy movie. Well, how about the dillon roof?
[00:48:43] It's like gosh max. We got to get to that church before yeah something
[00:48:53] Man, no, that's true. There's a power law
[00:48:57] My son's been telling me your boys becoming a bit of a white supremacist
[00:49:09] He's a dog. Yeah, another dog and he teaches goofy to be like more
[00:49:14] Like goof I got bad news. Uh turns out your boys
[00:49:19] He's been obsessed with the Rhodesian army
[00:49:23] I'm worried. Uh max. He's turning into a white supremacist
[00:49:28] That's right goof. No, it's roof. That's right roofy the dog
[00:49:37] Okay, sorry to correct you all right. No, I know now we're getting into the meat of what this show is. Can I say max is uh
[00:49:49] That's that's honestly how i'm trying to be for real wait max the sun has a wife
[00:49:55] Pete Pete. Oh Pete's wife max's girlfriend. I used to think was hot
[00:50:01] Guillotine a dog. She's like a latink dog. Yeah
[00:50:06] Um, and I used to think that power line was hot was very
[00:50:11] No, I used to think power line was very cool
[00:50:14] Yeah power line was kind of like a prince michael jackson hybrid
[00:50:18] In the goofy universe. Yeah, I'm trying to fuck peg from the goofy movie. Honestly. Is that his girlfriend?
[00:50:25] Yeah, no, that's that's peach wife. Oh, Pete's wife goofy is famously a single father. Yeah, goofy gets no pussy
[00:50:35] All right, let me just go peg Pete breasts
[00:50:39] Yeah, let's see if that cartoon is breasts. Oh, yeah
[00:50:42] Dylan roofy movie. I want to make sure no one's done that joke already
[00:50:49] Because if I think I think that you got it nick
[00:50:52] Here we go. All right. Here we go. How about this instead of
[00:50:57] Um, how about instead of moulin? It's it do long roof
[00:51:14] You know, it's a different kind of hunt this time. Oh gosh. Okay. Well, yeah, we got it
[00:51:21] This is pretty cool. All right, huh now stops looking at cartoon
[00:51:26] And that's his max sticking his finger and it's max looking at her pussy while Pete is hanging out
[00:51:31] I don't know. Did you see on uh Twitter? She's sucking Max's cock
[00:51:38] The neighbor muck. That's so that's hot. This is pretty cool too. She's on this is a doggy style view at him a POV a gonzo
[00:51:46] I love that type of situation. She's got a really small tight pink asshole. Yeah, it looks like probably goofy's cock or max
[00:51:55] I can't tell you can only see the cock. Oh, but she's saying oh max
[00:51:59] Do you think hunter s Thompson knew about gonzo pornography? Yeah, for sure. He's the inventor
[00:52:05] He must have been really proud. He started it. Yeah
[00:52:09] You know, I will say there is a lot more of this kind of porn than I was expecting
[00:52:13] I was expecting a couple pretty cool images, but a lot of people
[00:52:23] Oh, she's got a fucking big hard uncircumcised
[00:52:29] It matches her nipples exactly Nick. Can I get the ox check this out?
[00:52:34] Hold on. I'm trying to figure out a pizza dog or can I get the ox?
[00:52:37] I believe she's a dog. She was originally an anthropomorphic bear interesting, but then they made Mickey Mouse and he became
[00:52:47] I said please dude. I just want you to look at trans peg Pete. Do you check her out?
[00:52:54] Okay, what do you need the ox cable for? I want to see if that song is good
[00:52:59] So which song the power line song from the good?
[00:53:02] You could have just asked me in the power line song. I would have said no, but you could have asked
[00:53:07] That's why I didn't you should go but you got to go up the proper chain of command
[00:53:10] We've been friends nearly 10 years Adam. You got to go up the proper chain of command
[00:53:20] Oh, this is pretty cool. Honestly, there is
[00:53:23] I have been scrolling for quite some time and it is not letting up
[00:53:26] I guess they settled on him being a cat. I don't understand why he's bigger than goofy then
[00:53:33] Some cats are bigger than some dogs. No, so then what is goofy supposed to be a fucking doxon
[00:53:41] Oh, man. This shit hurts my head. Why because it's just hard to understand
[00:53:46] That's what's crazy about life. Is this what critical race theory is? Yes, so is this critical race theory is figuring out whether
[00:54:02] Yep, so that I can make my fucking dillin roof with goofy movie joke work
[00:54:14] I gotta go to stoner friend the leaning tower of
[00:55:08] So, yeah, now we got finally we got our boy in the mix
[00:55:17] I just as a man who supports holy matrimony. I like to see this and you can follow the person who drew this at patreon
[00:55:31] You know, it's very funny about patreon
[00:55:33] Is that there are people because there's people that do that they just draw like bard simpson getting fucked in his ass
[00:55:38] Yeah, and they don't make a lot of money, but they do make money
[00:55:41] They make some money like imagine like you're living your life and like here's fact here in your budget
[00:55:47] And you're like all right. I got my birthday money
[00:55:49] Yep, I got the $28 a month from drawing fucking papa smurf sucking his own dick
[00:56:00] Okay, I mean, that's just clearly just audio from pornography that they
[00:56:04] That's this here's for the viewers at home
[00:56:07] Stop is getting real. Yeah, stop doesn't understand that the cartoons themselves don't make noise
[00:56:14] And he thinks that that's actually the cat and the dog having sex now hold on a fucking tick
[00:56:21] Okay, what this peg bitch piece wife. Yeah, she's a dog or a cat. I guess she's a cat. They're a cat family
[00:56:36] Don't know all I want to do is watch the aviator again
[00:56:40] I've never seen it. I kind of want to it's on my it's on my list
[00:56:43] Movie and I've I keep rewatching the assassination of jesse james by the the coward
[00:56:50] I don't know why you had to include that. Oh, that's the name
[00:56:54] She was high school friend of pete and goofy in the past who performed as a cheerleader for the school's football team
[00:56:59] How about instead of pete and goofy it's a beaten offy beaten off. That's good. Oh, is it?
[00:57:08] Okay, she has shown to be quite cynical and overbearing in regards to pete but treats her children much better than he does
[00:57:16] She's in opposition to pete often through pete's mishandling of money and her treatment of their children. Yeah, she's a nice
[00:57:23] Big must be insane if she's staying with pete is my guess. Well, he's kind of an alpha male. It's true
[00:57:29] Well, hold on in the film. It's shown that pete works with goofy taking pictures of children
[00:57:38] And the movie I remember him being like tony soprano basically I thought he was in the mafia
[00:57:49] Um, all right, let's do some kind of bit rather than all just
[00:57:53] Peg was a regular in the french original labonda the dingo comics published in lejourno de mickey
[00:58:01] Pegs are always generally in the same. Oh, it's
[00:58:04] I'll never mind. I thought because it was french. She might have gotten fucked in it or something
[00:58:11] Yeah, I can't tell if she's a dog or a cat or not, but I I'd fucker. I'll tell you that much
[00:58:15] Mm-hmm. Okay. Um, let's key in here for the end of the show. Let's own it
[00:58:20] Let's get it one big one big one. Mm-hmm and then we say tata
[00:58:32] Tim erton Tim asshole horton and where's his or his
[00:58:39] Edward penis hands as well trodden terror
[00:58:44] Pirates of the caribbean penis of the caribbean
[00:58:56] Caron being be shopping carot parts of the carot carot
[00:59:05] suburban mob and she's got a big boat and
[00:59:08] I guess what folks she's on her way to get some a pair of shoes
[00:59:13] Until something goes awry and classic come town fashion
[00:59:31] That's another one really good option or jewish
[00:59:33] That's part of us. You is yeah pirates of pirates of the indian ocean
[00:59:39] Jack sparrow and he's a garm garden drive
[00:59:51] Johnny deep. Yeah, Johnny deep. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Oh, jon deep
[00:59:56] I'm gabbed and drash Johnny actually sparrow. I think Johnny
[01:00:09] Captain drash bottle and then he's a mozzarella
[01:00:12] Edwards his or hands and I use my hands to cut off women's clothes. Yeah, they're all wearing spaghetti strap
[01:00:32] I'm I get a gross phone number and I go boop boop boop boop boop boop boop, and I say hello, baby
[01:00:43] You have not died. I correct indian number
[01:00:46] Please you fire. Please do not call me man
[01:00:58] But to make a fun of sexual assault victims not OK,
[01:01:02] let's imagine that the Indian guy is also Ben Shapiro.
[01:01:19] Critical mace theory, but it's the rapper man.
[01:01:25] Bitical, bitical, space, space, space, shape,
[01:01:52] That is that'd be good if someone else had said it.
[01:02:20] You wanted to waste the whole show talking
[01:02:22] about Austin Powers, and now it comes to time to do our job.
[01:02:25] I was just trying to listen to Red Scare.
[01:02:30] And staff implied that it was rude of me to put that on.
[01:02:37] that we all listened to Red Scare on the show.
[01:02:43] We're gay guys that dropped out of grad school.
[01:03:07] How about a movie called Dylan Monster?
[01:03:17] I'm going to have to shit here pretty soon.
[01:03:26] Looks like nature is telling us to end the podcast.