Cum Town | Premium | 07/25/2021
[00:00:03] Adam talk check you hear me. No, I hear everyone
[00:00:08] Can you suck my dick? What was up with Brandon? We were seeing it. We just got lunch nice. We re-listened to that
[00:00:19] What's that the thing that stops at us?
[00:00:21] I know honestly the second the second time through Tom's pod the set will know
[00:00:28] Yes, yeah, yeah the second time through is awesome. It was even oh I didn't listen. Oh, dude
[00:00:36] No, I mean, I don't look whatever we don't want the part where Chris Hudson's like your fans are are
[00:00:46] They're the most dedicated army. He's like they're like weird
[00:00:57] Armada, yeah, I love it. He's like my career. It's it's taking so many weird twists
[00:01:09] What's funny about about him is that like his mental illness is very static absolutely
[00:01:15] Same guy. It's like yeah, he hasn't changed at all
[00:01:18] Where it's like it's a date. It's made him more stable than anyone. I know he's that's true
[00:01:23] I know that are normal or like in the last year. They're like yeah, I'm I'm getting my penis cut off and I'm a communist
[00:01:36] I spent all my time online talking about how Stalin was actually right now. Yeah, yeah, I
[00:01:42] Ironically turned into a Stalinist because because I'm trying to outwoke Nike and target
[00:01:50] Because the only way I can validate my sense of an individual is stepping on the gas harder than them
[00:01:55] Yeah, but I can only understand things through the context of being somebody that's been subjected to advertising their entire life
[00:02:02] It's true and has I have no culture outside of that
[00:02:05] Tom at least he keeps cooking, you know
[00:02:08] Yeah, that boy that boy just you know, he knows he loves it. He loves it
[00:02:14] He just has just writing the thing is he's got stuff to say and it's coming out. Yeah, it's like he saw Bill Hicks when he was like
[00:02:22] 13 yeah, and then he was like frozen like Han Solo
[00:02:31] These the fuck there's a moment where he talks about how no politicians ever had coffee
[00:02:42] They're like if they if they just gave them coffee enemas then they'd be we'd be getting $2,000 checks every day
[00:02:52] Here's what I'll say I can't wait to hear this polished. Yeah, like
[00:02:56] This is going on the CD stuff, but I want to hear words of mass destruction to you being three is it three? Yeah
[00:03:10] Awesome, dude. Oh god damn the greatest guy of all time. Yeah
[00:03:24] The premise of that is it's so good. Yep, the people are coming to protest. They're mad
[00:03:33] They say he's whipped up the town into a frenzy because of how truthful how inconvenient his truths are
[00:03:41] His words are there's also the Frankenstein reading on yes, of course that Tom is a man that
[00:03:47] That doesn't really live a life that the rest of us understand right but the society can only really see him as sort of a monster
[00:03:55] Yeah, it's been constructed by mad science. Yeah, but in hindsight the truth the reality is the way this all ends
[00:04:01] It's Tom. It all comes full circle and he is considered
[00:04:07] Unironically, it's not a joke anymore. The jokes make sense and he is the only person that
[00:04:12] Has any like connection with reality. Yeah, right because regular people have now gone so far off the deep end
[00:04:20] Yeah, you know with the fingernail polish and thank you
[00:04:47] So tired of the world really fucked up by complaining about hipsters
[00:04:51] I would give anything to have them back rather than their latest iteration, which is like yeah
[00:04:56] Cross like not even crusties just the top of Texas or that's what I'm saying
[00:05:01] It's politics, but they're also they have to look even poorer now or like pretend they're poor now
[00:05:06] Why don't give a shit what they look like they're just fucking annoying because hipsters weren't diluting themselves into thinking they were doing something important
[00:05:14] Fix gear bicycle right they were listening to sleep boxes. They were fucking drinking IPAs simple
[00:05:21] Yeah, they had their opening restaurants with Edison bulbs. People got a noise
[00:05:24] You know what those are fine places that people would get annoyed about hipsters, you know if you're living in like
[00:05:30] Cleveland or something you know you think you're supposed to complain about them
[00:05:34] Yeah, because you also have this understanding that hipsters are just like
[00:05:39] Fucking a bunch in a very expensive city. So right they're life's better than yours. Exactly. Yeah
[00:05:45] Which is not true either. I mean they may be but they're probably fucking the same amount as you are well
[00:05:50] Here's what it is hipsters really if you think about it's kind of an atom situation, right? Yes
[00:05:55] We're Adam Adam in a mid in a shitty city. He's getting no push. I'm a nothing
[00:06:01] He's he's women spit on him, you know, they they want nothing to do with that big
[00:06:07] Similar boat in a mid-city big they went a big tall man. I moved in New York and it's still
[00:06:13] Yeah, but but really it's like you would get pussy wherever no your where I where I would shine
[00:06:21] Southeast Asia absolute actually that's really true as a guy that retires
[00:06:31] Just like a tiki bar fucking guy with a geosities travel log website. Oh you get to let your hair down
[00:06:37] Yeah, I see I see just a guy that like you know you do have a
[00:06:41] Red all over you know, I would you would you do?
[00:06:43] How did you make all your money like ah nothing which means something with the state the part right right right right right?
[00:06:48] Oh, yeah, don't worry about it. Yeah, those guys were drafted into nom and then I decided to enlist anyways, you know, yes
[00:06:56] And then I you did some weird kind of experimental stuff turns out. I was really good at torture
[00:07:01] Yeah, and then I got to I worked real hard for 20 years now. It's time to play hard
[00:07:06] I'm hearing Cambodia speaking fluently for some reason
[00:07:12] Well so that so like Adam has to move to New York City to get pussy and here here
[00:07:17] It's like your powers are turned up. It's an evergreen and parrot. Take eldest. Yeah fat beer. Take this please
[00:07:29] Elders the same way and that's what those Cleveland guys. It's like they're just fat dumpy guys with beards
[00:07:34] Mmm. No value in Cleveland or wherever the fuck but you move to Brooklyn all of a sudden you're getting pussy
[00:07:40] And so I think that's they those guys really that was where the jealousy came from from the hipsters
[00:07:45] Yeah, if you just were a fat guy who I also think I think mostly it's just
[00:07:50] It's just the thing you think you're supposed to complain about that's like no one who is complaining about the way
[00:07:56] It was actually waking up being like oh hipsters right right right?
[00:07:59] It's just something to say the way like Nickelback became the go-to
[00:08:04] Exactly like nickel back when it's like how often are you really that I know they really are annoying. Oh
[00:08:11] Really well hipsters. Yes, we're nickel back. Well once politics got involved. They got annoying
[00:08:16] That's true because any group who has I don't want to hear opinions from any group. Yeah. Yeah once a group gets opinions
[00:08:22] Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like that's why you got to hang on to stuff like bald ponytail
[00:08:29] or big stupid beard exactly or Jewish. Yeah, like you got a cling to it
[00:08:34] You got it. Yeah, because the the dumber and I'm more ironically attached your hipster to him is it's now
[00:08:41] What I like to refer to is a revolutionary act exactly it is an act of right?
[00:08:47] It's like being a big fat woman that doesn't bathe. Yep. It's it's exactly like storming the best deal
[00:08:54] It is revolutionary. Yeah, it's a revolutionary act to be a
[00:09:03] Identity now we want to have a stinky stinky pussy the next thing. Yeah, they love that
[00:09:09] There's a couple of women I see on Twitter that are everything they do is a revolutionary act and you're just a mad they're like
[00:09:17] They're pussy smells like what I would imagine it would smell like when the set of sesame Street gets rained out
[00:09:22] Yeah, just like wet like wet puppet muppet fur big bird
[00:09:31] But the working class hands jammed up inside of them up it have been sweating in yep
[00:09:38] Those hands had a nice fucking Italian sub for lunch. Yeah, that's some fucking yeah
[00:09:51] There's fucking more to go and make a call you back in a bit. I gotta go do Oscar. I'm doing I don't do the voice
[00:09:58] I just make the fucking head. I make his fucking mouth go up and down. All right. That's what I do
[00:10:05] You got a sticky fucking hand in there. I've been doing this 25 years. I make $400,000
[00:10:10] Anyways, he rained the other day. It smelled like a fucking like a pussy like a big fat bitch pussy off
[00:10:18] You know, maybe somebody writes for like a website some kind of like the cut maybe
[00:10:25] You know one of those types of deals and I got something you could cut right here my pube so you can get to my cockies
[00:10:31] Like the new republic imagine a big bitch that writes for the new republic. Yep. That's what I'm
[00:10:37] That's what it's what it's like. It's smelled like that at work the other day. I like it
[00:10:42] I like feeling both sides of the metaphor, you know
[00:10:48] Yeah, even within the context of the metaphor. It's sort of self-aware
[00:10:55] Which is in the yes the essence of pure hips to them. Yes, which is nice hips that good kind
[00:11:02] Which guy is it a fictional guy living inside of these Oscar the grub
[00:11:08] Also way of what he smells like when he gets wet that's a reference to
[00:11:12] The other kind the hips that you don't like yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:11:17] Yeah, is there a type is there a group that everyone makes fun of now? I guess white chime. Oh, yeah
[00:11:23] I guess they have taken the point we have taken the point of the hipsters. Yeah, we're the true hipsters. We're hipsters now. Yeah, yeah
[00:11:29] Mm-hmm. Dude now we're double hipster. Yeah, so cool. You know I was thinking about what is are there any like black rockabilly women?
[00:11:38] They're hot. That's gotta exist. Yeah, it's just very funny imagine like a black Betty page
[00:11:45] I'm imagine my thing is getting kind of stiff. It's just like really in the social distortion and oh, they're definitely out there
[00:11:52] You know you you've always met like a guy who's like in the sky. That's like yeah, I I I fuck black chicks
[00:11:58] And then it's like that girl. Yeah, I mean words like that happens
[00:12:03] Um, I'm sure they exist. I'm just saying what like a rare type. It's definitely a rare type. There's definitely a rare pokemon
[00:12:10] That's just like uh, Torah. What was that? What was the bull that was really hard to get you had to get in the zoo or something?
[00:12:18] Blokey, but it's course with different different lads on it. Yeah, so you got a corner. Oh, there's call. There's corner
[00:12:41] These two I asked frack the bell and there's this mu cunt
[00:12:52] It's blokey, but that's how we got here
[00:13:00] Will who are they for a living or operate the puppets on British sesame Street on on sesame abbey
[00:13:10] Oh, it's it's rubbish us. Ask her the rubbish man
[00:13:15] He lives in rubbish. He lives in rubbish. He's surrounded by uh, and carry containers
[00:13:21] It's a day to carry content. Today. We're learning how to count the sixy
[00:13:44] And then six or yeah, I don't know. I can't really I don't know how they talk really. Yeah
[00:13:48] I'd like to get my dick sucked by a girl who goes thank you. Oh, yeah
[00:13:54] Scumbag thank you. It's really what kind of woman wouldn't you?
[00:13:59] That's a great question. I guess the type of bitch you describe with a stamp that make sure the stinky pussy
[00:14:04] Yeah, and it's mostly the stinky pussy doing the heavy lifting because I like a plus size gal
[00:14:12] Uh old school old school. You know what?
[00:14:15] I gotta say that was close my I think I my asshole stronger than yours because all the darity brother there was
[00:14:21] For one second something peaked out and I sucked it back in wow wow. We almost had back to back do it guys shooting
[00:14:30] Slack because there's a lot of suction your Adam often, you know, they sound curvy mix
[00:14:39] What is that and it's Adam's ass. Yeah, anytime he's near he's within a foot of a dick
[00:14:43] Yeah, his ass does that and she's good my ass is Kirby super strong
[00:14:48] Yeah, it's technically a wind instrument
[00:14:52] What is Kirby always felt extraneous like a ghost well, it's like this extra there you got
[00:14:57] I don't know where he was from. What's he Nintendo? I guess he was that's gotta be the guy working in Nintendo
[00:15:02] That's like showing up like an a 45 still kind of drunk
[00:15:05] He's like oh yes resuted of the da bu Strip bang bro
[00:15:30] I was like, how about this, uh, pink, uh, soccer, uh, and he, uh, soccer, uh, he,
[00:15:38] uh, he, uh, soccer, uh, soccer, uh, soccer, uh, soccer, uh, soccer, uh, soccer, uh,
[00:15:51] And he's just, the bad guy is croaking crocadile.
[00:16:08] The big, sucking pink, like a big pussy.
[00:16:14] Maybe he saw one of his balls hanging out of his trousers.
[00:16:18] And he thought, well, I guess Japanese guys don't have pink nuts.
[00:16:33] If you're a Japanese guy, let us know if you're nuts or pink.
[00:16:35] Well, when we were there, we were like, y'all, let me, I'm just trying to see it one time.
[00:16:41] Were you there when we went to the pornography store?
[00:16:47] Yeah, they had like booths for guys to jack off in.
[00:16:51] They're like leaving from work to jack off at that cartoon pornography store.
[00:17:13] They, they, they say, they say, look at like the other princess.
[00:17:17] But she has brown hair and she gives a pussy to Luigi.
[00:17:29] They're like, ah, what do you, what do you speak?
[00:17:36] Because everybody in my country is retarded.
[00:17:41] We all have a cauliflower here from doing MMA.
[00:17:44] We are the brain damage from wrestling and F1 gas fumes.
[00:17:49] Voila havera is called gas and the brain damage from a karate glasses.
[00:18:00] They love F1 and they love fucking video games, dude.
[00:18:05] Brazil is a huge market for video games.
[00:18:09] And they love big fake asses, big titties.
[00:18:18] The fucking city of God is such a good movie.
[00:18:21] I re-watch it like once every seven years.
[00:18:24] And I'm always like, this is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
[00:18:28] You see it when you're 14, you're like, this is the sickest movie I've ever seen.
[00:18:35] Where you're like, it's always like rock.
[00:18:48] They got that guy that looks like evil Mr. Bean that's president.
[00:18:51] They got the coronavirus like 12 times.
[00:18:59] If you want to be cool and if you come to Brooklyn, you got to know a lot about...
[00:19:02] You got to have strong opinions about Brazilian politics.
[00:19:11] I've got a bunch of vinyl records and my bicycle doesn't even have pedals.
[00:19:23] We seriously need to bring sanity into an insane world.
[00:19:29] It's true that this world has gone mad.
[00:19:36] I'm gonna write a book called Uncle Tom's Parents Cabin.
[00:19:41] It's about a comedian that lives with his parents.
[00:19:53] That would do exactly what Uncle Tom's Cabin did.
[00:19:59] Now I'm just thinking about his new act.
[00:20:07] This guy, I will say, he loves social distancing.
[00:20:11] I will say he's developed a bit of an edge, which I like.
[00:20:19] But again, he's maintained that he's tethered to reality.
[00:20:23] You know, his true origin story is he actually played, like, what was supposed to be George
[00:20:33] And then there was a radioactive accident?
[00:20:37] I mean, if it's just like he had all this attention for playing this character, and
[00:20:41] I'm sure it like baked into his head that this is who you got to be.
[00:20:46] It was kind of like a layer of the cable.
[00:20:52] Please, please, please, you are a woman.
[00:20:59] I only want to fuck guys because I think they're cute.
[00:21:02] I don't see any more that I used to love the original Nature's Valley granola bar.
[00:21:12] Moms got like moms are like it's just is messing up our cars.
[00:21:16] I said she I fucked up a lot of the Dodge Grand Caravan.
[00:21:22] A lot of Dodge Grand Caravan's mom's band is just an explosion of chrome.
[00:21:29] That's a good because they were a rarity even as a kid.
[00:21:31] I remember they would come and like I'm sure remember there was like a like some kind of
[00:21:36] like promotional box with coupons in it that we would either get it like school or like
[00:21:44] There was a box with information for adults and then there was also a fucking Nutri grain
[00:21:51] I feel like I got my mom got the mccosco.
[00:21:57] You know what I'm actually now I'm thinking of Nutri grain bars.
[00:22:01] No, the Nutri grain ones that are gooey in the middle.
[00:22:06] I'm trying to share what kind of cereal has gooey ass fucking gooey bars in it.
[00:22:08] I think cereal bars are considered cereal.
[00:22:13] Anytime we have a conversation, I don't want to derail it by being completely.
[00:22:22] I remember those were cereal bars are clearly those things that you have that in the rice
[00:22:33] We're already old men by the time I was.
[00:22:38] And I didn't really have a run with those.
[00:22:42] Yeah, I'm like 18 or eight years old, nine years old pushing 400 pounds.
[00:22:49] The only nutturia's bees going nuts and you're right.
[00:22:52] One I would eat does is when I worked at a gas station and I would just steal.
[00:22:57] You get smoke fucking mids smoke what you were called would call kind but you know what
[00:23:07] Never until the kid is the little boxes of cereal.
[00:23:15] Because he's a fucking he's a guy with a restraint.
[00:23:21] He just gets a little box and every opposite that seems like somebody has no self control.
[00:23:24] So they're like I need that and maybe limited to an entire box of shit fresh.
[00:23:30] But I guess I guess the point is most people just get cereal and eat it the whole box.
[00:23:35] I just want to have like breakfast be sort of like a like you're in a hotel.
[00:23:42] Like an event like a continental breakfast.
[00:23:43] There is something cute about that when you get one is no.
[00:23:49] That's not what continental breakfast means.
[00:23:51] What are you talking about out of a hotel?
[00:23:55] Breakfast means that it's got like a little bit of like a little bit of French shit.
[00:24:16] Two food opinions I want to bounce off you guys.
[00:24:20] One is there should be more corn dogs places.
[00:24:22] I'm with you like they should be available more widely or they should be more specific
[00:24:27] There should be a family existed fairs and it gives you a reason to go to the fair.
[00:24:48] That's one of the gayest songs I've ever heard.
[00:24:55] I think egg salad is actually incredibly underrated.
[00:24:59] Once again, Adam has come through with some of the gayest opinions.
[00:25:10] I think salad salads in quote marks that are just like.
[00:25:17] I will give you that it's better than potato salad.
[00:25:21] Macaroni salad can suck my heart ass prick.
[00:25:28] Yeah, but chicken salad, that's a little different.
[00:25:32] Little piece of the apple in a chicken salad.
[00:25:37] It's a filling for a chicken salad sandwich, which is just a variation of the tuna sandwich.
[00:25:43] But are you having egg salad outside of a sandwich situation?
[00:25:47] Are you saying you're eating it outside?
[00:25:50] It's always, I've considered a taxonomical error in calling it chicken salad because
[00:25:58] chicken salad, again, variation on tuna salad, tuna salad isn't really tuna salad so much
[00:26:02] as it is just like the filling for a tuna salad sandwich, which is just a tuna sandwich.
[00:26:07] I have to say, I have to disagree with you here.
[00:26:09] I know you're saying that they're in their element in their sandwich.
[00:26:12] They reverse engineered their way back.
[00:26:14] It's like our red pandas actually a type of fog or something.
[00:26:21] I will say that I always thought they should be considered a type of Chinese people.
[00:26:26] Yeah, the pandas are a type of Chinese people.
[00:26:30] And then you go back the wise, the elders of the village.
[00:26:36] I think the error is it the only outlier is macaroni salad because all the rest of them
[00:26:44] You can get a scoop or they can go in a sandwich.
[00:26:47] If anyone ever put macaroni salad between two fucking pieces of bread, they should be
[00:26:56] That's the error macaroni salad doesn't deserve the salad label.
[00:27:00] I'm getting like kind of nauseous even thinking about it.
[00:27:04] Everyone would use that one Italian dressing.
[00:27:11] Pasta salad being the main dish at a fucking cookout or something.
[00:27:19] And that happened a lot growing up for me.
[00:27:20] I don't, you know, I don't want to put my, the people I grew up around on blast, but there
[00:27:28] was some broke motherfuckers hosting events that should not have been.
[00:27:33] To be honest, I really don't fuck with any of the mothers in coleslaw.
[00:27:38] See, that's crazy that you put coleslaw up above.
[00:27:41] To me, coleslaw is closer to the pasta salad situation.
[00:27:50] Dude, the best, honestly, the best cookout fruit of all, fucking slaw dogs.
[00:28:00] I can't go with you that it's this kind of, it's not even in a good chicken.
[00:28:02] It doesn't, it's not in the salad family because a good chicken salad, even an egg salad,
[00:28:10] It's man, it's a vinegar and fucking cabbage and carrots, right?
[00:28:15] See, I don't want, I don't like carrots.
[00:28:19] And I like slaw, but to say that it's the best is wild.
[00:28:23] I would say that an egg salad sandwich should be elevated, not...
[00:28:28] Dude, this is too late gay conversation.
[00:28:36] To remind everyone, we're not gonna stop, but it was Adam's idea.
[00:28:41] We're gonna keep doing this for 10 more minutes, but it'd be matted.
[00:28:44] It was my idea, but it's just like, you know, I'm not the one that's supposed to have the
[00:28:53] My food opinions are not respected, so I wanted to bounce it off of people that have...
[00:28:59] Oh, someone who's bouncing, is that what you're getting at?
[00:29:06] You wanted to fucking toss your ideas off my stomach like a fucking trampoline, motherfucker?
[00:29:14] I just wanted to get your guys' opinions on mine.
[00:29:19] Should I spend this month's space around money on starting a moon bounce company?
[00:29:26] But you'd have to get guys to bring it to the events.
[00:29:29] No, because you'd get sick and tired of the events.
[00:29:31] You'd get sick and tired of the clients.
[00:29:33] Just call your show up, you turn on the fucking...
[00:29:37] You have coles who eat the birthday cake.
[00:29:39] You're like, yeah, what are you like, seven or something?
[00:29:45] I'm the king of the castle, you fucking...
[00:29:48] Sorry, pardon my fucking French here, but...
[00:29:56] There's a lot of coms been on these well.
[00:30:00] There's a lot of flippory in there for all the vaseline and pussy juice.
[00:30:02] From the last couple of quote unquote parties I did.
[00:30:08] I think it would be really hard to fucking a bounce here.
[00:30:10] That'd be cool if you only rented it to adults.
[00:30:36] Every time you put your dick in a pussy, that's torque.
[00:30:39] It would be hard to generate the grip necessary to form torque to get pussy in a bouncy house.
[00:30:45] I think you could have real gymnastics style sex in a bounce house.
[00:30:48] I guess what you could do is just you're laying down.
[00:30:59] You let the bounce of the bouncy house create the bounce.
[00:31:06] But it, again, seems like it would be tricky to get the hang of.
[00:31:11] Maybe if there was like, maybe if you had Velcro socks and there were Velcro spots on parts
[00:31:17] of the bouncy house, you could kind of almost strap in and fuck off of that, perhaps.
[00:31:25] It would be cool to have some sort of like bouncy castle set up where you put somebody
[00:31:28] in there and there's a separate channel.
[00:31:32] So they go in the bouncy castle and then there's like a strip of deflated also like
[00:31:39] bouncy castle stuff, but they go through the drapes, you know, and they're in the main
[00:31:45] But there's a second air channel and you turn on that compressor and that inflates to
[00:31:52] A private fuck chamber in the bouncy castle.
[00:31:54] Well, not a private fuck chamber, but you let people in there and then you seal it off.
[00:31:59] And then they imagine like, well, there's no way I'm going to die in a bouncy castle.
[00:32:04] But it would take probably 16, 17 hours for them to realize there's literally no way
[00:32:10] And you're just going to die in an inflatable prison.
[00:32:30] Could you somehow switch on all you took all your shit out of your pocket is going to
[00:32:41] You couldn't chew if your life depended on it.
[00:32:43] You just have to scream help and it would be you the walls are just high enough that
[00:32:47] you wouldn't be able to you wouldn't be able to get out.
[00:32:51] That would be a sinister way to kill somebody.
[00:32:52] Yeah, in the corner, maybe you could use the ridges to climb it a bit like a ladder, but
[00:32:57] you'd probably fall right before you guys at the top.
[00:33:12] Oh, you burn a hole through with the sun.
[00:33:16] Well, actually, yeah, that's how you get out of it.
[00:33:20] But I don't know if that actually works with glasses.
[00:33:22] Well, then I fucking break it and then I have something to stab.
[00:33:27] What's it with women trying to make love wanting to go to an escape room?
[00:33:34] It's just your girlfriend asks you to go to an escape room.
[00:33:39] No, that's that's something that all women know 100% of women.
[00:33:46] You got to be a truly boring fucking person to want to go to an escape room.
[00:33:52] It's the it's the posting on Reddit of being outside is going to go.
[00:33:55] How many girls do you know that hated a lot?
[00:33:59] I know I can think of text the girl right now in Oscar if she's into escape rooms.
[00:34:12] You're the one who's fucking making this movie.
[00:34:17] And that's why you're out of touch with the female agenda.
[00:34:20] And that's like if you come on here, I will have a straight.
[00:34:31] Well, I think that's why I think that's why they're into it because they being confined
[00:35:03] I am from Cincinnati, but I'm a fucking...
[00:35:06] I am from Cincinnati, but I'm a fucking...
[00:35:20] We get nobody gets fucking dirty like Filthinati does.
[00:35:33] If I'm Filthinati, which is the dumbest...
[00:35:58] Well, it's certainly not the older Republic.
[00:36:02] Is it a Star Wars thing about the Republic?
[00:36:19] I love that George Lucas was woke before anybody else.
[00:36:27] And he's like, if you don't see the movie, you're a racist.
[00:36:32] Red Tails is going to talk about the movie.
[00:36:48] You're trying to do a thing about how the Mila Kunis movie with the Natalie Portman movie.
[00:37:04] And it's about one of these big, fam media women.
[00:37:08] And the entirety of the movie, it's a two-hour pan from her face to her pussy.
[00:37:14] And it's called From Busted to Smell Like.
[00:37:27] Let me just stop right there and say yes.
[00:37:33] And I've got all the funding you need in the world for that.
[00:37:36] I'd like to personally back in the buzz that's just smelly.
[00:37:38] The best part is really a revolution in cinema because the star of the movie had no idea
[00:37:51] It was a two-way screen at the screening of the adults only viewing of chorella.
[00:37:57] They did a child-free viewing of chorella.
[00:38:00] And she was the only person that showed up.
[00:38:07] I feel like you could do a lot of damage.
[00:38:08] You could do a lot of those movies at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening as well.
[00:38:16] The way they did at like all five Avatar sequels at once.
[00:38:20] You could film all five From Busted to Smelly sequels at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening.
[00:38:30] Even though I would get my dick sucked by Tim Curry in that movie, he's probably the hottest
[00:38:42] His voice already sounds like he's gargling cum.
[00:38:47] And that's what kind of drove me to him sexually.
[00:38:52] Listen to Tim Curry, it's Kim Blurry and it's a Korean woman's pussy in pornography.
[00:38:57] I feel like I've seen plenty of Korean pussies in the Japanese ones.
[00:39:02] Maybe I should have said it's a Japanese.
[00:39:09] We don't need to go into any of that stuff.
[00:39:11] From now on, I'll be building a model in my mind.
[00:39:26] Fucking literally has nothing to do with you.
[00:39:30] Don't fucking leave the guy that make his mind model.
[00:39:36] While we sleepwalk through the last 11 minutes of service.
[00:40:04] Do you make Tuskegee, are you making the Tuskegee Airmen's plans right now?
[00:40:10] This candy paint fucking big ass radio.
[00:40:16] We wanted to make it like a modern take on what they'd be like today.
[00:40:28] 24's candy paint with the Skittles logo.
[00:40:34] The trunk was open displaying a continental kit with a neon outline in the state of Texas.
[00:40:43] They actually played a lot of young jock.
[00:41:10] That's a haircut I sometimes accidentally get.
[00:41:19] You're going to get that Zoom or mixed race haircut next.
[00:41:27] It's going to be like the earring thing.
[00:41:29] You're going to be like, God, I just look.
[00:41:33] That doesn't look like somebody's aunt.
[00:41:48] I'm sorry, someone's just making fun of him.
[00:41:50] He said that he's showing off as a new transgender hairstyle.
[00:42:02] Yeah, that's a getting in a fight on a talk show style haircut.
[00:42:08] That's the fucking third-tier Desperate Housewife.
[00:42:14] By the way, one of the finest comebacks of all time.
[00:42:24] People would say that on the show every week.
[00:42:30] It would bring the house down every week.
[00:42:32] I loved that that was like Jenny Jones kind of pioneered the comment section.
[00:42:36] We're gonna let somebody from the audience just shit on the guests.
[00:42:50] If you ain't man enough for her, I am right here.
[00:42:59] My favorite on those Jenny Jones shows has been they bring out like a child and then you hear
[00:43:06] He's seven and he's smoking cigarettes in his mom's bedroom.
[00:43:11] And then the kid would come out and hear the audience back.
[00:43:41] Fucking waking up to watch Ricky Lake and Jenny Jones.
[00:43:45] Is he eating cereal directly out of the box?
[00:43:52] I remember there was a Ricky Lake episode that was like, these women have gone crazy with platform
[00:43:58] And like, you know, women that had platform shoes that were like 16 inches and like, you know,
[00:44:03] like the candy goths you remember that?
[00:44:07] And then like Ricky being like, you're destroying your life, you know, or whatever.
[00:44:12] It's just cause their shoes were too big.
[00:44:15] They're like, now how does it make like, what do people think when they see you?
[00:44:20] Oh, they were definitely reaching and circling up with questions.
[00:44:24] I did love when they had Jerry, Jerry Springer had like guys from the KKK on.
[00:44:32] I just wanted to see how many shows did that?
[00:44:33] Cause it like there was this idea cause like what those grew out of is like, I guess there's
[00:44:41] is that more than down a junior documentary that I don't remember the thesis of it in
[00:44:45] particular, but and he's related to Robert Downey, Jr.
[00:44:48] It's like people just get progressively dumber and they wanted like a public affairs show
[00:44:52] for people that don't give a fuck about anything.
[00:44:55] But there had to be some kind of like, oh, that's interesting.
[00:44:58] There'd be some semblance of it being like socially relevant, you know, so it's like,
[00:45:03] okay, well here's something everybody can understand the clan and black nationalists
[00:45:31] Donnie, he was the most blue out of all those guys.
[00:45:34] Like blue, blue-pilled, like trying to find common ground kind of.
[00:45:40] Jerry would try to save it at the end with his final thought.
[00:45:43] Jerry would just exploit poor people for like, yeah, yeah.
[00:45:46] For 55 minutes and he'd be like, actually, it families the most important thing.
[00:45:58] It is funny to think, I guess I never considered that those all those shows just come out of
[00:46:07] Like it's literally like the grandfather of like, what the fuck was that guy's name?
[00:46:17] The like, just mentioned somebody that's been on public affairs.
[00:46:21] What the fuck was the guy that I'm thinking of?
[00:46:28] And actually Adam's favorite public affairs host is Dick.
[00:46:42] It's a size of ice cream at Coldstone screen.
[00:46:47] There was a big, like in love with the side of it.
[00:46:53] I think he was like, what kind of crackhead terminology is that?
[00:46:55] I'd take bitches there before I finger them bad.
[00:47:03] What you got to have is my fingers in your mouth.
[00:47:12] Apparently his people say that all the gayest comics in the world are like upset that it's
[00:47:18] Yeah, I saw I've been I've been paying a little bit of a shot on it.
[00:47:22] Well, his camp has been like they've been reaching out.
[00:47:25] They're getting out to comedy clubs and they're receptive.
[00:47:29] To be idea and that people are ready to see Cosby.
[00:47:31] They're ready to hear what he has to say.
[00:47:34] I wonder if he's going to address the allegations or if it's going to be like all stuff about
[00:47:47] How awesome would it be if you just like, ideally back to the pull up your pants?
[00:47:56] Just guys, I'm like, I'm bulletproof, baby.
[00:47:59] I would love what I really want to see is the story of like how he was the Mary Poppins
[00:48:09] Then he just came in with some spoonful of sugar shit and fucking, you know, this is
[00:48:15] his last day and like there's no racial crime.
[00:48:22] The tiny tans of the prison is just like with a single tear like, we're going to miss you,
[00:48:31] I think we did a bit about how he's the man in prison.
[00:48:40] Surely the tiny Tim was just the guy that was raped the most times that finally got a
[00:48:45] That's how it's had this cause we came through.
[00:48:57] Something about how he was just like not only she was like celebrating that he got out
[00:49:01] and said that these allegations were bullshit.
[00:49:02] And then people are like tweeting at Howard University being like, it's time to fire her
[00:49:06] and it's like, yeah, that's not going to happen.
[00:49:13] She's like, she's the director of like the Chadwick Boseman School of being in Star Wars
[00:49:21] You can go to Howard the major in being in Star Wars.
[00:49:29] Do you think that's a cool vibe as being the white guy that goes to Howard?
[00:49:39] I mean going to high school in Baltimore City was basically that vibe.
[00:49:44] Yeah, but college is a decision you're making.
[00:49:51] I would go there and start Dola's alling.
[00:49:54] You would start fighting with everyone in my class.
[00:50:04] You would tell people you're like, you know.
[00:50:07] It's weird though because like a real black experience would be not going to college.
[00:50:11] Like if you were a white guy and you're like, I want to play.
[00:50:19] You'd be like, I want, I want to know what our society is doing.
[00:50:26] I'm going to get raped by a little coffee.
[00:50:30] Yeah, you're in prison and you're like, well, my choices were this or Howard.
[00:50:36] Yeah, this is my, I didn't get into Howard.
[00:50:42] So I stole an Uber and crashed it into a field trip.
[00:51:08] No, we're the ostriches with our heads.
[00:51:27] I was trying to like have like a class on taddling.
[00:51:30] I was thinking, I was just started doing the bit of my head instead of saying it.
[00:51:39] Yeah, never fixing anything that goes wrong in the building you own.
[00:51:49] I'm majoring in real estate management.
[00:51:53] Which is really, people say it's just a piece of cake major.
[00:52:05] How about, and then if you want to go to other college, they can go to his own more
[00:52:14] And more house has actually a really strong molesting children.
[00:52:18] If you're producer, what are the other ones?
[00:52:24] There's always like an organ, northern forest.
[00:52:59] It's going to take you so long to live that down.
[00:53:05] You can listen to the next time you shit yourself.
[00:53:08] I think people forget all about this time.
[00:53:11] They'll be so busy thinking about the new shitting.
[00:53:28] When we first moved to New York, you shitting themselves constantly.
[00:53:36] He had watched a bunch of New York under comfort again for living here.
[00:53:40] I mean, I was like, I hope Malik Yoba doesn't interrogate him.
[00:53:45] And actually some of that wasn't actually shit.
[00:53:50] To make it easier for Malik Yoba to fuck him in it.
[00:53:54] A lot of the lube was actually just falling out of his ass that he would put up there
[00:54:33] Well, I don't even know if I was a kid.
[00:54:42] And there was a story that like made it out of Brooklyn about like a car that like careened
[00:54:48] off the road in Williamsburg and ran into a daycare center.
[00:54:52] And like just decimated the daycare center in Williamsburg.
[00:54:56] And there were all these comments on the article from people named like Shmuli Shlomo.
[00:55:04] And I guess because you don't put it together as a kid you think that those names are all
[00:55:16] What did Nimrod do to make his name like synonymous with being stupid?
[00:55:30] You know it's a nerd name but there was probably a guy named Poindexter.
[00:55:37] Wasn't Leonard Skinner the nerd that they knew when they were growing up?
[00:55:42] And I think they just named their band after a nerd.
[00:55:45] I don't listen to that problematic mayo ass white boy music.
[00:55:48] I've never I don't even know a single song.
[00:55:51] It's because you don't respect the article culture dude.
[00:55:54] The Skinner is the best music listened to on a boat getting trash on a boat.
[00:56:00] If you have a yacht, I mean a little boat.
[00:56:03] A boat where there's not enough room to do anything else and get trashed on it.
[00:56:11] No, if I'm on a speedboat, I'm listening to Miami Vice theme song over and over again.
[00:56:23] You know what I do want to get into at some point in my life is owning a cigarette boat.
[00:56:27] One of those racing boats across like I don't even know probably like a hundred and fifty
[00:56:35] They're like, I mean, they're super fast and yeah, there's a lot that goes into them.
[00:56:38] I actually don't know anything about cigarette boats except they look cool.
[00:56:46] I'm pretty sure they're very expensive.
[00:56:49] It's cool how in the Miami Vice movie they take one to Havana to get the best Mahito.
[00:56:56] He drives his cigarette boat and then he drives back.
[00:56:59] That's the kind of shit I've fed to the Chinese shit.
[00:57:06] It's a jar of calm with a little drink.
[00:57:28] That's not racist because it's Negro, but then they put another knee there on the end.
[00:57:52] Yeah, that's the kind of shit you like to drink, Adam.
[00:58:13] Plenty of bars had that until like five years ago.
[00:58:16] If you got a margaritard on the menu, I respect you.
[00:58:23] They don't care about saying return in Florida.
[00:58:25] What's non-who I remember when Black Lives Matter was new in 2015.
[00:58:29] There was a bunch of bars that got in trouble for doing like Black olives matter.
[00:58:33] They're doing like, you didn't realize, yeah, that you can't, there's not any room at all
[00:58:40] for any kind of joking around about such a serious topic.
[00:58:47] Honestly, the key to any kind of meaningful social change is demonstrating that you're
[00:58:59] You can't be on the right side and also make a joke.
[00:59:02] Because throughout history, that's always the way it's worked.
[00:59:05] They don't realize that the jester is like men like Tom.
[00:59:14] His latest album is him, he's got the guitar over his shoulder and he's leaving some bar
[00:59:19] in West Texas and it says like a big stinky pussy.
[00:59:26] Like a big stinky pussy drying in the desert wind.
[00:59:31] I would do anything to be at that recording.
[00:59:34] I will go to next time Tom's recording.
[00:59:37] Here all the way out, I have to record this in the Wild West.
[00:59:48] Out here in Allegheny County, Frontier of America.
[00:59:53] He steps one foot over to the West Virginia line and gets scared and has him run back.
[01:00:16] Yeah, I'm a art teacher at the local community.
[01:00:46] No, you were an Israel working for the IDF.
[01:00:49] I wasn't stopping doing open mics at the Tom Flood era.
[01:00:56] I got 4-8, actually, for having flat feet.
[01:01:04] The dick area is just like a fucking table.
[01:01:08] Did you just draw a head on the image of a penis to trick?
[01:01:14] I don't know if there's penis on his leg.
[01:01:23] If you got really good at shading, so contour.
[01:01:37] You know, boys, I'm feeling I think I could get a little lunch today.
[01:01:42] I think I could get a little lunch today.
[01:01:50] It doesn't have to be barbecued, but we could get a little something.
[01:01:53] We don't have to have like 14,000 calories.
[01:02:04] I don't want to do a little high on the fat,
[01:02:07] But I am open to getting a little something.
[01:02:11] Well, I guess we have to go to some gay salad restaurant, Adam.
[01:02:13] No, we don't have to get a gay salad restaurant.
[01:02:15] You guys like going to a salad restaurant.
[01:02:19] There's nothing conscientious about you.
[01:02:21] You personally didn't want to get barbecue.
[01:02:25] The problem I have with barbecue is not so much to meat.
[01:02:30] Like I would have a meat with a salad type situation,
[01:02:34] We're going to end up at a macaroni salad restaurant.
[01:02:38] We should go to Caraba's macaroni grill.
[01:02:47] What if you put fucking macaroni on the grill?
[01:02:52] We came up with the name macaroni grill.
[01:02:55] The first choice was Caraba's WAP microwave.
[01:03:02] But that didn't test well in the focus groups.