[00:00:00] I mean, in all fairness, we came for rallies here.

[00:00:05] We had 42,000 and 44,000.

[00:00:08] And he came and he couldn't fill the eight circles.

[00:00:11] That's cool.

[00:00:12] How are you?

[00:00:13] They had to use the fake news.

[00:00:15] No, they were calling the news.

[00:00:17] Please, would you please stand over here?

[00:00:19] Please.

[00:00:20] They're getting newspaper reporters and reporters

[00:00:22] to stand there, to stand in with cameras.

[00:00:24] They couldn't fill the eight circles.

[00:00:25] The only thing I liked about his campaign, because he didn't

[00:00:27] really campaign the cabal campaign.

[00:00:30] Lots of people campaigned for him.

[00:00:32] But I did like the contractor and it wasn't Hunter Biden

[00:00:38] with his artistry.

[00:00:39] You're thinking that, no, the contractor, those circles,

[00:00:43] were so beautiful the way they were done.

[00:00:45] I'm very good at building buildings and painting

[00:00:48] and all these different things.

[00:00:49] So painting like painting.

[00:00:51] I know what a good paint job is.

[00:00:53] And you're not getting it from Hunter.

[00:00:55] But no, no, it was so professionally.

[00:01:00] He should be at the stand every fucking night.

[00:01:04] Absolutely.

[00:01:05] Frantic hosted by Donald Trump.

[00:01:06] But Donald Trump 100%.

[00:01:08] I would love to.

[00:01:08] And it would make all the gayest people in the world upset.

[00:01:11] Of course.

[00:01:12] It'd be like, they're letting Donald Trump

[00:01:14] an accused rapist.

[00:01:15] That's what I love is that they fight.

[00:01:17] The people that focus on that.

[00:01:18] Even if he had raped a 13-year-old.

[00:01:22] Arguably, that is not the worst thing that he had.

[00:01:25] What he was doing, he was president,

[00:01:27] oh, bad ass, a horrible person for four years.

[00:01:30] All the way, you're not going to lead with all the camp stuff,

[00:01:34] which by the way, no one cares about anymore.

[00:01:37] But you're not going to lead with the camp shit.

[00:01:39] Yeah.

[00:01:39] It's funny because it's like raping children

[00:01:43] is the worst thing Bill Clinton did.

[00:01:44] Right.

[00:01:46] You know what I mean?

[00:01:46] Yeah, exactly.

[00:01:48] Well, yeah, probably.

[00:01:49] I don't know.

[00:01:50] What are you doing costable with my boy

[00:01:52] Slob Manab, Milosevic?

[00:01:54] Yeah, I didn't like fucking those aren't real races.

[00:01:58] They don't exist.

[00:01:58] It's like, I can't feel bad for them

[00:02:00] because they're not brown, but they're not white.

[00:02:03] And it's not even like that kind of gray shit

[00:02:05] where like Persian people are like, they're like white.

[00:02:08] Listen, as the king of that type of white person, as a Greek,

[00:02:12] I know exactly what you're talking about.

[00:02:14] Dirty Slob lives don't matter.

[00:02:16] Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:18] We're the white people.

[00:02:19] Greek people consider themselves the white people of that.

[00:02:21] Serbs and so.

[00:02:23] Yeah, just get out of here.

[00:02:24] Yeah, that's not right.

[00:02:25] Get out of here with your with your rigid forehand.

[00:02:27] You had you had a dog face.

[00:02:29] You had a three year hot streak when GTA four came out.

[00:02:32] That's right.

[00:02:32] And then it was over for you guys.

[00:02:34] Yeah.

[00:02:35] Nico was your guy.

[00:02:36] Yeah, him and Crocop.

[00:02:38] That's all you ever got.

[00:02:39] Yeah, Crocop was on a nice little streak.

[00:02:41] Yeah, Slob Manab.

[00:02:42] And did they kill him?

[00:02:44] Crocop?

[00:02:45] No, Milosevic.

[00:02:46] Yeah, Crocop got killed.

[00:02:48] Nice.

[00:02:50] This is where this video gets good.

[00:02:51] OK.

[00:02:52] It was so professionally done.

[00:02:54] It was incredible.

[00:02:55] So good.

[00:02:55] In fact, I probably won't do it yet.

[00:02:58] But at some point, I'm going to find out the name of the contractor

[00:03:00] that did those circles because I want to use them for something.

[00:03:05] Wait, hold on.

[00:03:06] What is he talking about?

[00:03:07] I'm looking for the other video where he's talking about

[00:03:10] or Hunter Biden's paintings.

[00:03:12] What circles is he talking about?

[00:03:14] I have no idea.

[00:03:15] And what is this from?

[00:03:15] What do you do?

[00:03:16] He did this big rally in Arizona.

[00:03:18] Oh, he's back on the road.

[00:03:20] Hell yeah, dude.

[00:03:22] My man can't stay off the road.

[00:03:24] Me and Donald Trump, we got that.

[00:03:25] We got that.

[00:03:26] Go to a Donald Trump rally or go to the Prince of Pleasure

[00:03:29] tour, folks.

[00:03:30] Stavi.biz slash tour.

[00:03:32] Who is this?

[00:03:32] I just want one of these, like, patriot wives.

[00:03:38] Some dumb blonde bitch.

[00:03:39] We'd like to get a guess.

[00:03:40] That's just saying racist shit on the internet all day.

[00:03:44] And I'm like, what are you going to work?

[00:03:46] He's going to work.

[00:03:47] All right, yeah.

[00:03:47] You're going to work at the dog whistle factor?

[00:03:50] Rob being the garage.

[00:03:53] Look, it's like she's got her thing she's passionate about.

[00:03:56] And I, you know, she's got her things.

[00:03:58] I do models.

[00:04:00] I do war hammer all day.

[00:04:01] I'm in the garage making gundums

[00:04:03] and we respect each other.

[00:04:06] James Carvel and that other bitch can do it.

[00:04:08] Why can't we?

[00:04:10] James Carvel and I was imagining an Orville Redenbacher.

[00:04:13] Charlie Rose interviewing James Carvel

[00:04:15] about the gay sex they had the night before,

[00:04:18] which Charlie was too hopped up on poppers to remember.

[00:04:21] Right, right, right.

[00:04:22] And so he's like, now you, at one point,

[00:04:25] you mount on top of me and tell me what how that works.

[00:04:31] He's like, well, I put my penis in your ass.

[00:04:33] In your asshole.

[00:04:34] In your asshole.

[00:04:35] And you was a, you was a, you was a passed out.

[00:04:38] Let me tell you something, Charlie.

[00:04:39] You loved it.

[00:04:42] You loved it.

[00:04:43] Your eyes rolled back into your head

[00:04:44] and you called, you did what a lot of us call,

[00:04:48] butt coming down this occasion term.

[00:04:51] It's called butt coming when you nut,

[00:04:52] you nut so hard, your prostate opens a hole

[00:04:55] and you squirt nut out of your ass.

[00:04:57] Now that's fascinating.

[00:04:58] And this is all in your book,

[00:05:00] How I Fuck Charlie Rose last night available

[00:05:03] at Amazon Go stores.

[00:05:07] You go to an Amazon Go store and a pickup a copy.

[00:05:12] Go ahead and put it in your ass and walk out my ass

[00:05:14] and do a little butt coming.

[00:05:16] You can put the book in your ass, Charlie.

[00:05:18] That's correct, Charlie.

[00:05:20] Charlie, you can put the book in your ass.

[00:05:22] And you did suck my dick by the way.

[00:05:25] No, I'm looking for the video of,

[00:05:26] I don't know, I thought I had it queued up

[00:05:28] but it's him talking about,

[00:05:30] he's like, hunt your body in the ceiling, these paintings

[00:05:33] for you can go, there's beautiful painters.

[00:05:36] Now you go to Central Park

[00:05:37] and this guy's a dude, the genius is the beautiful

[00:05:40] and the selling paintings for it.

[00:05:42] You go, you know, $100 to it.

[00:05:43] You go there, you make a deal.

[00:05:45] Yeah, hell yeah, you make a deal.

[00:05:47] Making a deal.

[00:05:48] Make a deal of Central Park,

[00:05:49] like guy who paints on the sidewalk.

[00:05:51] Yeah, but I really miss him.

[00:05:54] Well, listen, he's probably gonna be president.

[00:05:56] Yeah, and with all the bullshit.

[00:05:58] Go back to her.

[00:05:59] It's like, you know, it's like people say,

[00:06:00] like if you were in the 30s and Hitler

[00:06:02] was rising to power again,

[00:06:03] they'd never really tell you how annoying

[00:06:06] all the shit leading up to Hitler was.

[00:06:09] If Hitler was, cause you see the speeches,

[00:06:10] it's like, it seems dated to me.

[00:06:12] I don't really understand a guy screaming like that.

[00:06:15] Yeah.

[00:06:16] But this guy, you know.

[00:06:18] Oh, that's interesting.

[00:06:19] If every video of Hitler, he had like one eyebrow raise.

[00:06:22] Yeah.

[00:06:23] And he's like, Neville Chamberlain,

[00:06:24] I'm called, never fuck that guy.

[00:06:27] Cause he's, look, you didn't hear from me,

[00:06:30] but his dick is small.

[00:06:32] And they're gonna try and tell you that that's me.

[00:06:34] In a hundred years from now,

[00:06:36] they're gonna say everything we did here is wrong,

[00:06:37] but we know the answer.

[00:06:38] We know what's right.

[00:06:40] Look at him, look at this guy.

[00:06:43] This guy knows.

[00:06:44] This guy knows.

[00:06:44] He's got a beautiful family, sir.

[00:06:46] Vincent Churchill has a little penis too.

[00:06:49] He's got a close guy.

[00:06:50] He gets no pussy.

[00:06:51] Look at him.

[00:06:52] He looks like a bulldog.

[00:06:53] He looks like he sneezes when he comes.

[00:06:55] Vincent, can you even breathe?

[00:06:56] You know, that's why he smokes those cigars.

[00:06:58] He likes to pretend he's sucking on a dick.

[00:07:00] It's he's sucking cork in his mind.

[00:07:03] Little Winston, that's what I call him.

[00:07:04] Little Winston.

[00:07:06] And the queen, I had, I suppose it was bad.

[00:07:09] Yeah.

[00:07:10] Winston, I think Winston,

[00:07:13] why is he losing all the time?

[00:07:15] If his name's Winston's.

[00:07:16] I don't know.

[00:07:17] More like,

[00:07:18] Loose things, sir.

[00:07:19] A lot of people are saying

[00:07:19] that's the wrong kind of name to have.

[00:07:21] That's one thing I do love about Winston.

[00:07:24] Did you see it?

[00:07:25] He had the photo of him with his little hat on.

[00:07:27] Yeah.

[00:07:28] Love that little hat.

[00:07:29] I was thinking about hiring the guy.

[00:07:31] They made the little hat to make hats like that for a baby.

[00:07:36] Maybe a baby could wear it.

[00:07:38] Maybe a couple of babies.

[00:07:39] Yep.

[00:07:40] This is the kind of stuff we want to do.

[00:07:43] Of course everybody they want to vote for Joe Biden.

[00:07:45] He's going to take hats away from the babies.

[00:07:47] I mean, the idea too, it's like this huge crowd just going to see this guy.

[00:07:55] It's like, Biden's like, he's not aware.

[00:07:59] You know, he thinks he's like in the middle of like a Julie Andrews.

[00:08:02] 100%.

[00:08:03] You know, he's just out of it.

[00:08:05] But Donald Trump is just the lazy.

[00:08:07] He's like, he's fully aware.

[00:08:09] He knows what's going on.

[00:08:10] And they're like, we prepared his beach for it.

[00:08:12] He's like, no, I'm going to riff.

[00:08:14] I'm going to riff.

[00:08:15] I'm going to do a hot 20 on top.

[00:08:18] Maybe I'll go into the material, but I don't know.

[00:08:20] You know how I'm getting these days.

[00:08:22] Yeah.

[00:08:22] No, he really, he's just hosting.

[00:08:24] Really?

[00:08:24] He rocks.

[00:08:25] He's just fucking hosting it to stand constantly.

[00:08:27] Yeah.

[00:08:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:08:28] Yeah.

[00:08:29] And it is like he just loves being in front of a crowd.

[00:08:33] He doesn't even like, I mean, I'm sure he wants to be president because he's, you know,

[00:08:37] he gets to just like do a bunch of, you get to like steal a bunch of money when your president

[00:08:41] put like, I love it.

[00:08:42] And every part of his speech, he always does the sneak preview to the next thing he's going

[00:08:46] to say.

[00:08:46] Yeah.

[00:08:46] Yeah.

[00:08:47] And he's like, it's a beautiful love the circles.

[00:08:49] They have somebody paying them.

[00:08:50] Certainly not Hunter.

[00:08:51] Right.

[00:08:52] Right.

[00:08:52] Right.

[00:08:52] Right.

[00:08:52] Little fucking.

[00:08:53] But I'm not going to talk about that before shadowing.

[00:08:56] Yeah.

[00:08:57] Yes, you are in 30 seconds.

[00:08:59] And master orator.

[00:09:00] Once you finish your, your speech about how you met Grover from Sesame Street.

[00:09:04] And he, and he respects you.

[00:09:06] And he respected me.

[00:09:09] Grover said, you're fuzzier than I am.

[00:09:14] It's awesome because he just behaves so gay.

[00:09:18] It's just a gay guy, Bragg.

[00:09:19] Yeah.

[00:09:20] Right.

[00:09:21] It's like, and he's the hero of all these fucking like militia Republicans.

[00:09:26] It's the best thing.

[00:09:27] It's like the funniest thing.

[00:09:28] I know.

[00:09:29] He's just a gay man from New York City.

[00:09:31] He's awesome.

[00:09:32] I mean, he's fucking these really.

[00:09:35] I was never really like, I mean, I guess I like, I thought he was pretty funny.

[00:09:39] But now that he's gone, how bad I want him back, like they should, they need to split

[00:09:45] the role of the president between the head of state and then every good speeches.

[00:09:50] Commander achieve yet.

[00:09:52] Right.

[00:09:53] Donald Trump should be the head of state for the United States of America.

[00:09:55] Mm hmm.

[00:09:56] Constantly.

[00:09:57] Yes.

[00:09:58] He's the guy we send to other countries.

[00:09:59] Right.

[00:10:00] Just fucking, you know, calling a guy, Joey Philippine.

[00:10:03] Right.

[00:10:04] Right.

[00:10:05] Yeah.

[00:10:06] Do you guys have good pussy over here?

[00:10:10] Yeah.

[00:10:11] A lot of people come in.

[00:10:12] They have sex with children.

[00:10:14] Have you heard about that?

[00:10:16] I don't know.

[00:10:17] There's Hunter Biden guy.

[00:10:18] I wonder if he's over here.

[00:10:20] Damn, dude.

[00:10:23] Yeah.

[00:10:24] Little fucking Donnie's going to be back.

[00:10:28] Mm hmm.

[00:10:29] You think they'll run Joe Biden again?

[00:10:30] That motherfucker can't even walk.

[00:10:32] But who's going to be fucking Kamala?

[00:10:34] I mean, what does it matter?

[00:10:35] Yeah, who cares?

[00:10:38] Who cares?

[00:10:39] Let's get the rock to be president, dude.

[00:10:41] Yeah.

[00:10:42] You never really hear from Kamala either.

[00:10:44] No, she's just walking.

[00:10:45] You hear from Jen Psaki and that's it.

[00:10:47] Yeah, that fucking.

[00:10:48] I like how this started with this is going to be the most transparent administration

[00:10:52] of all time.

[00:10:54] Yeah.

[00:10:55] Most, how about this?

[00:10:57] Transparent, the show on Amazon.

[00:11:00] Translucent.

[00:11:01] And it's Jeffrey Tambor.

[00:11:02] Jen Psaki's titty skin that's never been exposed to sunlight.

[00:11:07] Oh man, how white is that shit?

[00:11:09] Yeah, she's wearing pantsuit to the beach.

[00:11:11] My bitch is looking alabaster.

[00:11:13] Yeah.

[00:11:14] If any.

[00:11:15] Yeah.

[00:11:16] I hate these people.

[00:11:17] Hey, man, that's why you got to not fucking.

[00:11:21] That's why what did I watch?

[00:11:22] I watched elephant in the room.

[00:11:24] So good.

[00:11:25] The Patrice special.

[00:11:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:11:27] It's my favorite special.

[00:11:28] That's your favorite special?

[00:11:29] Yeah.

[00:11:30] Jim Brewer hardcore is the number one from there.

[00:11:31] I can't believe it.

[00:11:32] Jim Brewer.

[00:11:33] Jim Brewer is hardcore is the best comedy special.

[00:11:36] Does he do goat boy?

[00:11:39] The classic bit.

[00:11:41] The difference between when a man gets married and a woman gets married.

[00:11:45] You laugh, but it's a funny joke.

[00:11:48] I believe it's good.

[00:11:49] I'm nice.

[00:11:50] I'm gonna say it's bad.

[00:11:51] Guys act like their friend died or he went to jail.

[00:11:53] Right.

[00:11:54] They're like, you hear what happened to Pete?

[00:11:55] Yeah.

[00:11:56] A woman gets married.

[00:11:57] It's like, up here comes the whole bitch parade.

[00:11:59] He's like, they got a fucking elephant.

[00:12:02] He's like pretending he has a trunk.

[00:12:04] Yeah, he has a guy on stilts.

[00:12:07] He's like, doing this like, pretending to be on stilts waving at people.

[00:12:10] Of course.

[00:12:11] Yeah.

[00:12:12] You know what, maybe I'll watch that.

[00:12:14] The whole bitch parade.

[00:12:16] Bitch parade is a great phrase.

[00:12:18] Yeah.

[00:12:19] Well, you know, as a comedian, you know that that's where it started.

[00:12:21] Of course.

[00:12:22] How do I get bitch parade and a bitch on stilts into a joke?

[00:12:29] It's the black parade that fucking...

[00:12:33] Million Man March?

[00:12:34] No, no, no.

[00:12:37] The song from that gay band from high school.

[00:12:40] Oh, yeah.

[00:12:41] Was that about the million man march?

[00:12:42] Yeah, the black parade.

[00:12:44] The fuck is that guy?

[00:12:46] Fuck the black parade.

[00:12:47] Yeah, that's good.

[00:12:48] I'm trying to figure some way to get bitch parade and black parade kind of in the mix.

[00:12:53] When I sucked a man's dick, he told me that I could see his penis.

[00:12:59] And fucking fuck the black parade.

[00:13:01] And get pussy from the bitch parade.

[00:13:05] When I was a young boy, I got molested.

[00:13:08] I would have gotten molested if some guy was like, listen, if you suck my dick, you'll

[00:13:11] get a lot of pussy.

[00:13:13] Yeah.

[00:13:14] There it is.

[00:13:17] That would have been a really...

[00:13:18] I can play this on piano, dude.

[00:13:20] That's awesome.

[00:13:21] But yeah, I can play that song.

[00:13:24] Welcome to the black parade on piano.

[00:13:27] Welcome to the bitch parade.

[00:13:30] Took me about seven months to learn it.

[00:13:33] I used to fucking...

[00:13:35] It took me forever to learn that part of Sweet Child to mine on guitar.

[00:13:39] Just dinnin' and and and.

[00:13:41] When I was a young boy, my father, he fucked me in my asshole to see a bunch of blacks.

[00:13:53] He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken...

[00:14:01] The savior of the broken...

[00:14:02] The beaten and the...

[00:14:03] Yeah, who's your father, fucking Liam Neeson?

[00:14:07] Who says that to a small boy?

[00:14:08] He'd be the savior of the broken.

[00:14:10] I'm gonna take you to a parade.

[00:14:12] There's gonna be a lot of block bastards there.

[00:14:14] There's a bunch of block bastards.

[00:14:15] And I'm gonna piss myself.

[00:14:17] I need to know if you're gonna be the savior of the city.

[00:14:22] The savior of the broken.

[00:14:24] One day, a white man will have to rise up and put it into the dark out game once and

[00:14:31] for all.

[00:14:32] And it's gonna be you, boy.

[00:14:35] He said, will you defeat them?

[00:14:40] These...

[00:14:41] These...

[00:14:42] These...

[00:14:43] These...

[00:14:44] Will you defeat them?

[00:14:45] Will you defeat them?

[00:14:46] Will you defeat these?

[00:14:47] Will you defeat them?

[00:14:48] Will you defeat them?

[00:14:49] These beef demons really work, actually.

[00:14:54] The way that they have made, because one day I leave you a bed to lead you in the summer.

[00:15:05] I'm gonna give you a ghost.

[00:15:12] The summertime goes.

[00:15:13] I'm gonna be honest with you and I'm only telling you this, because you're a man.

[00:15:17] I'm leaving your mother, I'm gonna...

[00:15:20] I'm in a Thai woman at the host office.

[00:15:22] We're gonna be moving in together and I won't have room for a son anymore.

[00:15:28] Because we're opening a tiki bar together and it's gonna take up most of my time.

[00:15:32] And when I'm not at work, I'm gonna be wanting to get pussy from my Thai wife.

[00:15:37] Son or pussies much smaller than your mother's.

[00:15:39] But they've got an expiration date that Thai.

[00:15:43] You're good until about 35 years old and then they turn into many back y'all.

[00:15:48] So I've got to get while the Giddens go home.

[00:15:50] You're gonna understand getting pussy when you're older.

[00:15:54] Now enjoy the parade, faggot him off.

[00:16:06] What the fuck is this gayest?

[00:16:07] When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band.

[00:16:14] Strike one.

[00:16:15] Yup, gay.

[00:16:16] He said someone...

[00:16:17] You go in to watch a baseball game or to fucking eat a big steak into the city.

[00:16:22] Well, now we know it is the black parade and it does seem like that episode of the Superanos

[00:16:27] when he takes AJ into Newark to use the N-word.

[00:16:31] That's right.

[00:16:32] To explain capitalism through the use of the N-word.

[00:16:36] He said someone you grew up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the

[00:16:40] damned?

[00:16:41] Yeah.

[00:16:42] So it's actually, this is like some kind of lib savior fantasy.

[00:16:45] White savior.

[00:16:46] Take some of this.

[00:16:47] The white man's burk.

[00:16:48] You got to help all these black people.

[00:16:49] Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.

[00:16:51] And other times I feel like I should go.

[00:16:54] And through it all the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.

[00:16:58] And when you're gone, we want you all to know, we'll carry on, we'll carry on.

[00:17:03] Pretty gay song.

[00:17:04] When you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on, will carry on.

[00:17:08] And in my heart, I can't contain it.

[00:17:10] The anthem won't explain it.

[00:17:13] A world that's, man songs are gay.

[00:17:16] You know, he's cousins with fucking Joe Rogan.

[00:17:20] Really?

[00:17:21] Yeah, the guy from my chemical romance, cousin's with Joe Rogan.

[00:17:24] Let me ask you something.

[00:17:25] When you were young, when you were a young boy, your father ever take you into the city

[00:17:29] and teach you Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

[00:17:31] Yeah, you know, Joe, I abandoned my son, but only so he'd help these black bastards.

[00:17:39] So he'd turn these black bastards.

[00:17:41] I thought of him.

[00:17:42] He'd civilize him.

[00:17:43] If I thought if I walked out on my son, he'd know what it'd feel like to be a black person.

[00:17:49] Plus I was getting Thai pussy, Joe.

[00:17:51] Plus I went back to Northern Ireland to get Thai pussy.

[00:17:56] To be completely honest with you.

[00:17:58] Really they got Thai pussy over there.

[00:17:59] I do.

[00:18:00] What do you specifically do?

[00:18:02] He specifically.

[00:18:03] Okay.

[00:18:04] So I shouldn't go to Ireland to get pussy or Ireland.

[00:18:07] Yeah, Ireland to get pussy.

[00:18:08] A fancy because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer.

[00:18:12] And what that, the reference to is I'm going to star in the movie The Phantom of the Menace.

[00:18:17] It'll come out that summer and you'll be able to prolong your childhood by being into Star

[00:18:22] Wars will into your late 40s.

[00:18:24] I'll be getting pussy from bitches that are dressed like Amadala.

[00:18:28] The Phantom of the Menace will be the beginning.

[00:18:30] And by the time you're an adult, all of popular media will be reduced to baby shit.

[00:18:36] Star Wars comic books.

[00:18:37] I did it for you son.

[00:18:39] If all media was a baby shit, then everybody wouldn't notice your baby dick.

[00:18:43] It's all baby shit.

[00:18:45] And everything that we reduced to childish morality.

[00:18:48] That way we can distract people from real issues by reducing everything to good and bad

[00:18:52] guys.

[00:18:53] That's right.

[00:18:54] Meanwhile, I'll get a pussy.

[00:18:55] I'll get a pussy.

[00:18:56] Thai pussy.

[00:18:57] I'll be with you.

[00:18:58] I'll be with you.

[00:18:59] And Jeffrey Epstein will be on an island getting Thai pussy somewhere.

[00:19:03] I told you.

[00:19:08] I told Jeff I'll come onto the island, but I'm getting Thai pussy while you get child

[00:19:12] pussy.

[00:19:13] Yeah.

[00:19:14] It's effectively the same.

[00:19:16] Does Liam Neeson have a band?

[00:19:18] Maybe hopefully.

[00:19:19] Liam Neeson.

[00:19:22] The fucking guy from Liam Neeson artist.

[00:19:24] Hell yeah.

[00:19:26] Let's fucking crank it.

[00:19:28] No one would have believed in the last years of the 19th century that human affairs were

[00:19:34] being watched by intelligences which inhabit the times, worlds of space.

[00:19:38] What?

[00:19:39] I don't know.

[00:19:40] No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures

[00:19:44] that swarm and multipliers.

[00:19:46] What is his fraud?

[00:19:47] His fucking mind.

[00:19:49] This is internal monologue at all times.

[00:19:53] Was molesting the boy that played Anakin?

[00:19:55] Too many even considered the possibility of life on other planets.

[00:20:00] And yet across the gulf of space, mines immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with

[00:20:07] envious eyes.

[00:20:09] And slowly and surely they drew their plans against us.

[00:20:13] For we had Thai pussy.

[00:20:24] It's the soundtrack that wore the world.

[00:20:29] As narrated by Liam Neeson.

[00:20:30] I thought Liam Neeson just thought about aliens all the time.

[00:20:35] No.

[00:20:36] What if aliens made my dick even bigger?

[00:20:40] Do you think aliens have technology to make you stop pissing your jeans?

[00:20:44] What if your dick was so big you pissed yourself?

[00:20:48] What if your dick became so big you were afraid of it and pissed yourself?

[00:20:56] That would be tragic.

[00:20:57] The responsibility of having the biggest dick in Ireland.

[00:20:59] Son it's hard.

[00:21:00] That's why I can't stick around to Raizia.

[00:21:04] I'm too scared of my own dick to be your father.

[00:21:06] My dick is too big to only fuck your mom.

[00:21:09] It would be irresponsible to have more responsibility than you have the gulf fuck other women.

[00:21:18] Don't worry I've seen your penis.

[00:21:20] You won't have this problem.

[00:21:21] I blew out your mom's back so good she was in labor with you for about four seconds.

[00:21:28] You tap danced out of her pussy.

[00:21:30] You were standing straight up.

[00:21:33] You slipped out of her pussy like Michael J. Fox holding a water balloon.

[00:21:39] I did a bump.

[00:21:41] That's why you don't think too good your skull hit the pavement on the way to the hospital.

[00:21:48] You came out of her pussy like it was a water slide.

[00:21:52] You know six vlogs.

[00:21:57] Damn.

[00:21:59] Damn Liam Neeson with the biggest fucking dick.

[00:22:04] The hog.

[00:22:05] The hog starring Liam Neeson.

[00:22:08] One man's got a really big dick.

[00:22:11] Coming soon Billy Eilish happier than ever.

[00:22:14] Oh yeah?

[00:22:15] Yeah this better not be about her breast reduction.

[00:22:18] Yeah did you get one?

[00:22:19] No but if she does.

[00:22:21] Oh ch ch ch ch.

[00:22:28] Mount up.

[00:22:31] We get word one of Billy Eilish getting.

[00:22:34] We're out there.

[00:22:35] We're the way they used to bomb abortion clinics.

[00:22:36] We're bombing breast reduction clinics.

[00:22:39] We're forming a posse.

[00:22:46] Well there's word.

[00:22:49] This word a woman a town over with big tenses getting reduced.

[00:22:54] You can either ride with me or fuck off.

[00:22:57] Yeah it's really fucked up.

[00:23:00] I think we should figure out a way to strengthen women's backs.

[00:23:04] You've got the biggest ditch in this neighborhood.

[00:23:09] It's the only thing you people are worth.

[00:23:11] Gran Torino 2.

[00:23:14] Old ass Clint Eastwood.

[00:23:16] Gets pussy from a big tidded.

[00:23:18] I thought these people were so human until I saw the pair on that slant eye over there.

[00:23:22] No these are some beautiful dudes.

[00:23:24] No my dick is harder than it's ever been in years.

[00:23:29] And now you want to take these away from me.

[00:23:32] You can take the chick brother staring at my car.

[00:23:35] I wonder if I can get some pussy from you.

[00:23:38] You get out of the car.

[00:23:40] You just need some pussy.

[00:23:41] Your brother's allowed to fuck around with a car if I can get some chick buzzing from you.

[00:23:47] Okay.

[00:23:50] Okay.

[00:23:51] From the brilliant mind of Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood.

[00:23:55] Got some pussy in the back of the Gran Torino.

[00:24:02] And you gave me pussy from a sideways pussy.

[00:24:10] And I got pussy rummer.

[00:24:15] Big tidded bitch.

[00:24:18] Oh yeah.

[00:24:20] Oh yeah play this.

[00:24:22] Play this good shit.

[00:24:24] Gran Torino featuring Liam Neeson by Clint Eastwood.

[00:24:28] Yeah.

[00:24:29] What kind of pussy do you have?

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:36] How will I fuck your pussy in?

[00:24:38] Oh hell yeah.

[00:24:40] Your story.

[00:24:42] Nothing more.

[00:24:44] Oh man he really sang this.

[00:24:46] Oh you're...

[00:24:47] Yeah you didn't know that?

[00:24:49] No.

[00:24:50] That's the best part of the movie is the credits roll and fucking...

[00:24:53] Yeah.

[00:24:54] The credits roll and it's like fucking...

[00:24:57] The Chinese boy driving on Lake Michigan or whatever that water is in Detroit.

[00:25:03] I think it's Lake Michigan.

[00:25:04] Yeah I would guess I don't know.

[00:25:05] Whatever their water...

[00:25:06] Who gives a shit about them?

[00:25:07] Yeah fuck them.

[00:25:08] Detroit or Chicago.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:10] I think it's Lake Michigan.

[00:25:11] Both of those cities can suck my fucking poop.

[00:25:13] Oh the official Nick Mullen suck cock guarantee.

[00:25:15] Yeah.

[00:25:16] Why don't you come to New York and try to get a shit about it?

[00:25:18] Yeah.

[00:25:19] Fuck them.

[00:25:20] Yeah.

[00:25:23] Why don't you come to New York and try that we have a lake bullshit.

[00:25:25] That's right.

[00:25:26] Yeah.

[00:25:27] See what happens to you then.

[00:25:28] We'll take a little trip down the Coney Island.

[00:25:30] Yep.

[00:25:31] And we can put some salt water in your pussy.

[00:25:34] That's right.

[00:25:35] Dry that shit out permanent.

[00:25:36] What do you think of that you fucking bitch?

[00:25:38] And then the credits roll.

[00:25:40] It's this shit.

[00:25:41] I'm fucking gay.

[00:25:43] So tenderly.

[00:25:45] Your heart is mine.

[00:25:48] And I love you.

[00:25:51] My granddorino.

[00:25:54] Yeah.

[00:25:55] Granddorino to Liam Neeson plays the Chinese boy with a bunch of facial makeup.

[00:26:00] Grandpachino.

[00:26:01] Grandpachino.

[00:26:02] Why do you like a fucking chick or something?

[00:26:04] You got big dutch.

[00:26:06] You got the biggest tits I've ever seen.

[00:26:10] You, if you think I'm going to let you slice your titties off.

[00:26:17] You know, you're out of your mind.

[00:26:19] You know, when Chinese people move then next door.

[00:26:25] I told Bobby, you see that one with the big cans.

[00:26:31] I'm going to turn it for co.

[00:26:34] And I'm going to do it all day long.

[00:26:40] We'll become standing strong.

[00:26:48] Do you belong?

[00:26:50] Respect.

[00:26:51] Your skin.

[00:26:52] Just wondering.

[00:26:53] This isn't singing.

[00:26:55] It's weird old man growling.

[00:26:58] But I will say there is a filmic quality to his growling, his rumbling.

[00:27:03] Yeah.

[00:27:04] Well, it's because they added like a reverb to it.

[00:27:06] Interesting, interesting.

[00:27:07] Yeah, see, this is all this says here.

[00:27:10] Yeah, let's add some reverb.

[00:27:13] Oh, well, better.

[00:27:15] Suck my dick.

[00:27:17] Fucking chattel mouth.

[00:27:20] Tender please.

[00:27:22] We're supposed to throw a minor in a burrito.

[00:27:27] Whistling another tired soul.

[00:27:30] Engine on the better dreams go.

[00:27:37] Yeah, that sounds good.

[00:27:39] Yeah, that sounds awesome.

[00:27:43] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:27:50] That's really good stuff.

[00:27:52] And when you suck, my fucking prickety low.

[00:27:58] You fucking bitch.

[00:28:05] I feel like I'm in a dream.

[00:28:08] I feel like fucking Clint Eastwood is trying to fuck me in my dreams.

[00:28:13] Now let me get some fucking pussy.

[00:28:19] I want to suck.

[00:28:21] You're big fat Paul sack.

[00:28:24] I'm fucking gay.

[00:28:29] I'm gay.

[00:28:34] What the fuck is this?

[00:28:37] I fixed it.

[00:28:40] That sounds awesome.

[00:28:43] It's the Clint Eastwood called the prayer.

[00:28:47] This actually sounds cool.

[00:28:51] I sucked your dick.

[00:28:54] You fucking pussy.

[00:28:56] I sucked your dick.

[00:28:57] I fucked your ass.

[00:28:59] You fucked me in my fucking mouth.

[00:29:03] Simply having a bunch of gay sex.

[00:29:07] Simply getting my ass fucked by a man.

[00:29:12] Simply having a bunch of gay sex.

[00:29:17] I'm fucking gay.

[00:29:18] I'm fucking gay.

[00:29:19] My dick is one.

[00:29:22] And you fuck me.

[00:29:24] And I suck you.

[00:29:27] I'm a homo.

[00:29:29] Please stuff.

[00:29:30] My ass.

[00:29:31] That guy's name is Paul McFagony.

[00:29:34] That's the name of the guy.

[00:29:37] I like that the suffix is knee.

[00:29:41] I guess that is my carte knee.

[00:29:45] I guess the G is replacing the T.

[00:29:49] My dick is small.

[00:29:50] Paul McPenus.

[00:29:53] That's awesome.

[00:29:55] That's how that song should have been.

[00:30:14] That's the way Gran Turino was meant to say.

[00:30:17] Was that Gran Turino still?

[00:30:18] Yeah.

[00:30:19] That's awesome.

[00:30:20] Yeah, I put the Indian filter.

[00:30:22] There's an Indian filter.

[00:30:27] There's an Indian filter.

[00:30:35] You should start a fucking noise band, dude.

[00:30:42] Yeah.

[00:30:44] This is the Gran Turino remix.

[00:30:46] It's really good.

[00:30:48] Oh shit.

[00:30:51] Oh yeah.

[00:30:56] That's with Clint saying the N word.

[00:31:04] Yeah.

[00:31:05] My dick is small.

[00:31:08] My dick is small.

[00:31:13] And I'm gay.

[00:31:18] Let me.

[00:31:21] Dude, you're a fucking wizard on the keys.

[00:31:24] This is the kind of shit people listen to this show for.

[00:31:29] Oh yeah.

[00:31:32] It's just nice to watch you work, brother.

[00:31:37] My fucking dick.

[00:31:40] My dick is small.

[00:31:43] Oh fuck.

[00:31:47] People are going to hate that.

[00:31:54] People are going to hate that one.

[00:31:57] Leave that beat for now.

[00:32:02] My dick is small.

[00:32:08] I can't hear it.

[00:32:10] There we go.

[00:32:12] Peanes.

[00:32:15] Peanes.

[00:32:21] Peanes.

[00:32:23] Peanes.

[00:32:25] Peanes.

[00:32:57] Come on.

[00:32:58] Come on.

[00:32:58] Come on.

[00:32:59] Come on.

[00:33:00] Five.

[00:33:01] 10.

[00:33:02] 10.

[00:33:02] 10.

[00:33:03] 10.

[00:33:04] 10.

[00:33:05] 10, daughter.

[00:33:05] 11, 25, 30.

[00:33:05] 13, 25, 30, 30.

[00:33:06] 13, 25, 25, 45, 85, 30.

[00:33:06] Can you help me?

[00:33:07] It's great.

[00:33:08] 10, 27, Oh crap.

[00:33:09] 10, 22, 30, 30, 40.

[00:33:10] 10, 23.

[00:33:11] 20.

[00:33:11] 11, 24, 14, 25.

[00:33:11] 10, 25.

[00:33:13] 11, 22, 18, 25.

[00:33:13] 11, 15.

[00:33:13] 15, 14, 16.

[00:33:14] 10, 22.

[00:33:14] 20, 20.

[00:33:15] 20, 37, 17, 25, 18.

[00:33:02] 15, 22, 26.

[00:33:16] 17.

[00:33:16] I think it's slow, I think it's slow, I think it's slow, I think it's slow.

[00:33:35] That's really good shit man.

[00:33:37] Thanks.

[00:33:38] Yeah I don't know how to fix it now.

[00:33:40] Interesting.

[00:33:41] Yeah it's gonna be just fucked up for the rest of the show.

[00:33:44] Who cares?

[00:33:48] I think it's good now actually.

[00:33:50] My dick is, that was awesome.

[00:33:52] Yeah it was.

[00:33:53] That's a little, so this is now...

[00:33:54] Should we just do that for like an hour?

[00:33:56] I feel like I'm in HIV sound system.

[00:33:59] Yeah dude.

[00:34:00] I feel like I'm the guy from that band.

[00:34:02] Yeah.

[00:34:03] What's his name?

[00:34:04] Leonard Turds.

[00:34:05] I think it's Leonard Turds.

[00:34:06] What's that guy's name?

[00:34:08] Leonard Turds?

[00:34:09] Leonard Turds?

[00:34:10] Hell yeah?

[00:34:17] We've only fucking reached a little piece.

[00:34:20] You know how people say you only use like 20% of your brain?

[00:34:22] Yeah this is the beginning of the show.

[00:34:24] The show has just started folks.

[00:34:26] The Jaina, the Jaina, the Jaina, the Jaina, the Jaina.

[00:34:31] You're just eating that girl, nice to you.

[00:34:33] The Jaina, the Jaina, the Jaina, the Jaina.

[00:34:36] That's the metronome part of the show.

[00:34:38] I see you all, then zoom over and onto the show.

[00:34:39] Japan, Food Ge

[00:35:35] Hell, fucking yeah dude.

[00:35:37] This is fucking experimental folks.

[00:35:40] We're fucking noise musicians now.

[00:35:43] I love the idea of just giving people who listen to the show like Schizophrenia.

[00:35:49] Yeah, if there was a way to induce that, it's funny too because there's people that do have Schizophrenia

[00:35:54] that are going to interpret this as this show as of having always been just some kind of state department op.

[00:35:58] Right.

[00:35:59] The drive people insane.

[00:36:00] Yeah.

[00:36:01] You notice it's like we don't really talk about politics anymore.

[00:36:05] No.

[00:36:06] We haven't talked about Trump or Biden.

[00:36:07] No, it's been years.

[00:36:08] Yeah, probably.

[00:36:10] And now we just, you drive everyone insane with culture war stuff.

[00:36:15] Of course.

[00:36:16] You rip the carpet out from under them.

[00:36:18] And that's why you create a population of mindless slaves.

[00:36:21] That's right.

[00:36:22] And guess who listened to this show? Nothing but white guys.

[00:36:24] Nothing but white slaves.

[00:36:26] But white slaves.

[00:36:27] Yeah.

[00:36:28] But white slaves.

[00:36:29] But white slaves.

[00:36:31] White slaves, white slaves.

[00:36:33] They're making– what are they going to make, everybody?

[00:36:37] White slaves, white slaves, white slaves, white slaves.

[00:36:40] Obama's going to make you white slaves, white slaves, white slaves.

[00:36:43] Obama's coming back in Trump the only way he can stop it.

[00:36:47] White slaves, white slaves, white slaves, white slaves.

[00:36:49] Obama's coming back, coming back, coming back, coming back, coming back, coming.

[00:36:54] Coming back coming back coming back coming back. It's from will save us only gonna save us

[00:37:01] Don't take the vaccine Trump. Don't say the vaccine Sharia

[00:37:17] Dude, I don't know why never died and get into fucking these buttons. That's awesome

[00:37:21] Because Adam would have ruined it somehow. Yeah, that's true. Adam's at the

[00:37:26] Every time he's going to the Toronto International Gay Sex Festival the Toronto International Gay Sex Festival

[00:37:33] Keynote speaker Adam Friedland pee pee pee pee pee pee penis

[00:37:41] I love it

[00:37:45] Fuck man

[00:37:47] Yeah, all right well what do you want to talk about for like

[00:37:54] 30 minutes

[00:37:57] We could keep doing the penis thing and looping it for a while

[00:38:00] I guess I kind of wanted to talk about I had a couple of things I wanted to hit but I just told you about him before the show

[00:38:06] I'll just reheat. Oh, yeah, I'm good at that seeing the treasure of Sarah

[00:38:11] Honestly tell that story again. I will enjoy it again. Yeah, I saw the treasure of Sarah Madre

[00:38:19] The theater is a bunch of old

[00:38:21] I don't want to make assumptions, but mostly Jewish people of course this is Manhattan, New York and an upscale film

[00:38:28] situation yeah, yeah, yeah, all all people's like Jewish parents

[00:38:32] Yeah in a nice theater and there's two scenes in which gold is dumped out of a bag

[00:38:38] Into the to blow away into the wind

[00:38:40] Audible gasping

[00:38:46] I mean I couldn't believe it

[00:38:49] Why would you go and tell on yourself?

[00:38:56] Go and tell on yourself like they were telling on they sell telling on they sell

[00:39:01] So we know where to find you it's a movie

[00:39:04] So it's a movie where they do gold prospecting and there's proud there's murders probably they might hit women

[00:39:10] It's there's no lot of women hitting but people are definitely like murdered and killed by

[00:39:15] engines and

[00:39:16] Banditos and there's not there was never

[00:39:20] Nary a sound was made any murder no a lot of laughing at dumbass jokes

[00:39:26] But when gold dust is thrown into the fire. Yeah, it's so like it's fun to see a stereotype happen in real time

[00:39:39] Mm-hmm like we look it's not most people whatever fine

[00:39:43] But when you see somebody really hamming it up like when I see a fucking old Greek man

[00:39:50] Yeah fucking just like treating on his wife. Yeah, it was sexually harassing the 15 year old hostess

[00:39:55] He was hired at his diner. I told this like yeah

[00:39:57] The story before one of the best things ever saw I was in Little Italy

[00:40:00] And it was like one of those guys his job is to like I guess convince people to go to the restaurant by yelling at them

[00:40:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:40:08] And he'd like this woman walks by and he says something to he's like oh my god mom

[00:40:13] He's so beautiful

[00:40:14] I'd love that you know if I had have five minutes alone with your body

[00:40:17] Yeah, and then he turns to his Italian friend and he's like a baby the boop of the baba

[00:40:21] You know, it's like what could he possibly have said in Italian?

[00:40:26] That was already worse

[00:40:30] If you don't know what I was implying to that woman I want to fuck her pussy

[00:40:34] I want to hold her pussy open and spit into it before I ram a little uncircumcised Italian

[00:40:39] But he's more insert the insert the vagina inside the vagina beach a fucker a pussy a john che

[00:40:48] Fuck her a pussy a chance a fucker pussy a common at each common at each and make a restock of my dick

[00:40:53] a second I'm addicted second I'm a dick and second I'm a pussy

[00:40:56] So good my dick and sick of my dick in a pussy a fucker in the mouth

[00:41:01] Yeah, it is not literally though you're saying seeing an old Greek guy cheating on his wife. That's a hundred percent true where yeah, I was

[00:41:07] Where the fuck was I the M&M? I was not at the store at the the fat doctors

[00:41:15] I was not at the fat doctor. This is a very funny name for a comedian the fat doctor

[00:41:19] Yeah, he's named himself after the type of doctor he has to go to

[00:41:25] It would be funny if there should be there should be an hour-long medical show called the fat

[00:41:30] Hospital absolutely all the doctors are fat and you know patients come in and was eating fucking cheeseburgers

[00:41:36] Like house MD

[00:41:38] But it's called around the house around the round the house. Yeah, so fat so damn fat

[00:41:43] It's around

[00:41:46] The fat house fat house and you know how

[00:41:50] They can pills they're like he she has a mystery disease where she has a bunch of sores on her ass and house is like I figured it out

[00:41:57] She's fat is she's really fucking fat easy jelly beans and pills. Yeah. He's a day he'd like hallucinates off Nestle

[00:42:08] He's like seeing the pills very well boy at some point

[00:42:12] The secret is she's

[00:42:16] House you all right. I've got it. He just like wait wakes up in a cold sweat. I know what it is

[00:42:23] He's kind of like Hunter Biden

[00:42:25] House MD. Yeah, he's on pills. He's not pills. He looks the same. They do look similar

[00:42:31] Yeah, house didn't get pussy though. Did he he was just like on pills and in pain and the bitch he used to fuck

[00:42:38] Abandoned him because he was rude or something to be honest with you

[00:42:42] I haven't really seen that show ever my dad liked it. I used to fucking love it when it came on

[00:42:46] I was like if you've seen this show, it's it's really good. It's like the stockter

[00:42:50] They think it's one thing and then it turns out to be he's the only guy to figure that's always something else

[00:42:54] Yeah

[00:42:55] Dude I used to watch that show when it came on. I don't know it like on TV

[00:43:00] I think I think it was that when I was in high school

[00:43:02] I'm glad I've a prize do of

[00:43:04] Diagnosis murder and you're you're one of the I fucking

[00:43:07] Verde of that show dude. Yeah, that's one of the best fucking shows of all time

[00:43:11] I've been telling people about it for years. Yeah, you're absolutely correct. Yeah

[00:43:15] Dick Van Dyke just phoning it in when the stupidest fucking concepts of all time

[00:43:19] Dad, I think my penis is falling off. He has like useless son is a police lieutenant

[00:43:24] Yeah, and he doesn't he's barely involved in solving the murders. Yeah, absolutely doesn't murder that happens and he's like

[00:43:30] I've got a bunion. Yeah

[00:43:33] He's like get to his job. There's always a reason he can't do his job

[00:43:36] I got fucked in my ass last night. Yeah, I got fucked in my ass. Oh, don't worry. We're gonna

[00:43:42] I'm here on behalf of my son. He works for the police department

[00:43:46] But he's got a bunch of ice cubes in his ass. He's healing for being

[00:43:50] This fuck by James Carvo

[00:43:53] This new book about Charlie Rose if he read it. It's quite good

[00:43:58] Thank God it wasn't Liam Neeson. Yeah

[00:44:01] He really touched a bullet with his humongous car. I noticed something

[00:44:06] The size of the killer's penis was imprinted in the draw cookie dough before

[00:44:11] Whoever killed her must have had a really big dick

[00:44:17] Everybody dropped trow. Yeah, that'll be awesome

[00:44:20] And their dick also must have tasted like cookie dough Scott Bayo's like wait a second

[00:44:25] And then the camera kind of like jerks over in a way that he's like not reading what of his lines

[00:44:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you saying that it's possible that I'm the killer

[00:44:34] So the boom I'm in the frame Scott. Yeah, how many times do we have to say?

[00:44:39] We will write another episode that implies you have a big day in this episode

[00:44:44] I want to be like my character. He's got a big dick from the old neighborhood

[00:44:48] And he knows you know, there's gangsters that he grew up with so he's as tough as them

[00:44:52] But he made the right choice to become a doctor. There's a really big big guy. He's got a huge cock

[00:44:56] He's got a huge cock and he probably fucks a black doctor off camera in Australia later. What's up?

[00:45:02] What are you doing?

[00:45:04] Yeah, dude. That's a beautiful age of television. Yeah, you won't make a show like that anymore

[00:45:10] I wish I was like a producer in like 19 like 89 or 90 higher Scott Bayo telling the characters name is like

[00:45:18] Like Frankie lasagna lips. Yes, sir. He's like he was a mobster, but he became a doctor

[00:45:25] He's also got a big dick and his dick is huge and then the and in the day of shooting

[00:45:30] While you're already doing it like oh they hit at the final script and they had to change his characters named a Scott gay

[00:45:39] Dick is small apparently there's a doctor named Joey lasagna lips with a big dick

[00:45:43] So we can't do it's too similar to a real guy real guy in the valley. He does he does he's a knee specialist

[00:45:51] How you doing? Why not we get a hard dick van dyke to pretend to be

[00:45:54] Sky gay Scott Bayo's like wait a minute isn't that dick van dyke? He's like nope. My name is Joey lasagna lips

[00:46:01] I'm a big good doctor from the valley

[00:46:04] And I'm afraid if you don't use the name Scott Gail. I'm going to sue this show and you're all going to go to jail

[00:46:11] They're all going to go to jail forever

[00:46:14] They can't die still alive by the way. Yeah, he is. Should we get should we ask him to making you season of diagnosis murder?

[00:46:20] We should did how much do you think we have to pay him?

[00:46:23] I don't know he's old. So tell him all the money's going to Bernie. Yep, and he might still win. Mm-hmm

[00:46:28] This is the way all dude. All right. Here's what we do

[00:46:32] We figure out a time machine thing. Yeah, and we tell dick van dyke

[00:46:36] We can make it to the Bernie wins, but you have to make a new season of diagnosis murder

[00:46:41] That's perfect, but how about instead of a time machine?

[00:46:44] It's a dime machine and it turns busted women in the hot bitches

[00:46:50] So we just we have an endless supply of fucked up looking whores. Yeah, and then we turn them sexy and fuck their pussies

[00:46:56] And that way we cut out dick van dyke. We don't even have time to watch

[00:47:00] Awesome, there's just we're getting pussy from all these all these women with bad self-esteem from years of being ugly

[00:47:06] Yeah, and now they're sucking us off. I would love that dude. Like a that's a great idea walks in she's got

[00:47:12] Like a Hamilton bag

[00:47:14] Mmm, she's listening to NPR boo, and she's like like all I

[00:47:20] Don't I'm but I don't give up my pussy by choice. It's not that people don't want to block me

[00:47:26] And then you drop kicker into the machine

[00:47:28] And then fuck yeah, it starts second

[00:47:46] I'm going to throw your fingers down.

[00:47:48] I'm going to jump into this single.

[00:47:50] We'll be busy.

[00:47:52] No, yeah, I'm going to do that.

[00:47:54] She's like, what's going on?

[00:47:56] My gums are turning a normal size.

[00:47:58] You're fixing dogs.

[00:48:00] These getting bigger.

[00:48:02] And these aren't weird and lumpy.

[00:48:04] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:06] Her eyelids being turned up in the corner.

[00:48:08] She's like, what happened?

[00:48:10] What happened?

[00:48:12] We won't be gone.

[00:48:16] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:18] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:20] She skips out of the machine.

[00:48:22] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:24] William needs to know that's a bitch.

[00:48:26] Oh, that's a nice knock at her.

[00:48:28] That's a kind of whore you can fuck.

[00:48:30] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:32] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:34] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:36] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:38] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:40] Dancing dogs.

[00:48:42] That's a sound.

[00:48:44] That's a sound when they come out

[00:48:46] two Chinese with two big tits.

[00:48:48] They're like, no, we're over cooking her.

[00:48:52] Everybody comes out Chinese with big tits.

[00:48:54] They all come back Chinese with big tits.

[00:48:56] That's the secret of the time machine.

[00:49:00] It's always fun to get back to this sound board.

[00:49:04] What have I done here?

[00:49:06] What have I done to myself?

[00:49:08] What have I done to myself?

[00:49:10] Oh, oh.

[00:49:12] Perfect.

[00:49:14] You know what it could be?

[00:49:16] You know what the dime machine actually is?

[00:49:18] It's a machine where we kill all those women

[00:49:20] and then we smuggle in the sexy Chinese ladies

[00:49:24] and give them those women's social security numbers and IDs.

[00:49:28] And now that's the real secret of the dime machine.

[00:49:30] What the fuck?

[00:49:32] I thought the recorder stopped.

[00:49:34] But I had looked at it and the second hadn't even passed in time.

[00:49:40] You ever look up at the don't walk symbol?

[00:49:42] Yes, and it's flat.

[00:49:44] It's flat.

[00:49:45] And you think and you look back and then it's

[00:49:47] you're like, what happened?

[00:49:49] Oh, I stopped time.

[00:49:50] Yeah.

[00:49:51] There are moments like that where you do stop time.

[00:49:53] Yeah.

[00:49:54] And you know what's actually happening is it's a game man

[00:49:56] with magic power, stopping time.

[00:49:57] Trying to fuck you.

[00:49:58] Having sex with you.

[00:49:59] And then he starts time again and you've been raped.

[00:50:02] That's why I mean, that's why I put all these people in jail

[00:50:05] so they can't do that.

[00:50:06] Just to be safe.

[00:50:07] Yeah.

[00:50:08] Every game magician is being jailed.

[00:50:09] And I love this little circles that he made.

[00:50:11] You know why they do that?

[00:50:12] It's where the gays collect their powers so they can stop time

[00:50:15] to have sex with you when you're at the crosswalk.

[00:50:19] That's why they do it.

[00:50:21] Everybody knows that's why they're doing it.

[00:50:23] I love the best reaction he gets is like the half laugh,

[00:50:28] half like gasp of like when people aren't sure where he's going

[00:50:31] with it.

[00:50:32] They don't find it funny but they're like we can't let him know

[00:50:35] that.

[00:50:36] I don't know why this tempo button is flashing.

[00:50:39] This has happened before.

[00:50:41] Okay.

[00:50:42] Hopefully that doesn't fuck something up.

[00:50:45] Yeah.

[00:50:46] Snook.

[00:50:47] Cause this actually is a fun episode and we did we got a lot.

[00:50:49] We got very experimental on it.

[00:50:51] I gotta be careful man.

[00:50:52] I get crazy pressing the buttons.

[00:50:54] You do go off on the buttons.

[00:50:57] Snook fucking dumb.

[00:51:00] Hopefully there's like a little metronome going on right now.

[00:51:04] The whole episode just dead has happened before.

[00:51:09] And if it happens folks guess what you're going to have to live

[00:51:12] with it because I am leaving for grace.

[00:51:16] Nick doesn't feel like doing it.

[00:51:19] I'm not.

[00:51:20] Yeah.

[00:51:21] I don't know how to fix it.

[00:51:22] He's taken to the mountains.

[00:51:24] And look and maybe if there's a metronome going right now.

[00:51:29] I'm just what?

[00:51:30] So I got fucking cocks.

[00:51:31] Dude I need hair.

[00:51:33] I need someone to tell me how to deal with my luscious hair.

[00:51:35] I need hair care tips.

[00:51:37] I want to buy expensive shampoo so my shit fucking looks luxurious.

[00:51:42] Cause I got some fucking bullshit conditioner.

[00:51:45] It ain't doing a fucking job.

[00:51:48] It ain't doing a fucking track at all.

[00:51:51] I'm trying to look good.

[00:51:54] I'm trying to look fucking good for these motherfuckers.

[00:51:58] I want lustrous ass fucking hair like a bitch.

[00:52:03] Maybe it's Garnier fruit teas.

[00:52:07] But I don't know.

[00:52:08] Part of me thinks there's no way it can be good if they advertise it on commercials.

[00:52:13] I feel like hair care products through the real good shit.

[00:52:16] That's just got to be some secret shit only like gay guys know about.

[00:52:20] Yeah.

[00:52:21] When I get a salon.

[00:52:22] Alright.

[00:52:23] Say press the setting button.

[00:52:24] No it says stop recorder.

[00:52:25] Can't do that.

[00:52:26] No.

[00:52:27] So it says actually go to the bathroom.

[00:52:32] We don't even know that it's a metronome.

[00:52:35] We don't hear it and we usually hear everything.

[00:52:38] Changing the metronome settings.

[00:52:40] It would be.

[00:52:41] Is it a metronome?

[00:52:42] I was just guessing that.

[00:52:44] Well it is.

[00:52:45] It sets the tempo of the fucking thing.

[00:52:47] But I don't know.

[00:52:48] What the fuck is this?

[00:52:52] It might be the tempo of the thing.

[00:52:55] off. It's probably the tempo of how it repeats. Yeah, well, it's a tempo of when the thing

[00:53:01] clicks, but I don't want to click. Is it clicking? We don't hear a click. I don't hear a click,

[00:53:06] but I didn't hear a click last time and it destroyed the entire episode. I see, I see.

[00:53:11] People are like, there's a click noise. They're like, I can't listen to the show now. I have

[00:53:17] to kill myself. Well, it didn't start flashing until right now. Yeah, I did something. Well,

[00:53:23] now is flashing really hard. Mm hmm. Snoop. Fucking should we stop the recorder and record

[00:53:31] no six and a half minutes without the tempo? Let's keep talking. We're stopping at one

[00:53:38] hour exactly either way. Tempo. No tempo. I'm looking at the user manual now. What's it

[00:53:45] saying? It says nothing about turning off the tempo button started flashing. Why don't

[00:53:51] we do that? Snoop fucking suck dick. Suck dick. Dick. Dick. The mouse sucked on my dick.

[00:54:06] The clock will button. Anyway, I was at the bar last night and there were two guys with

[00:54:14] Down syndrome at the bar. Oh, yeah? Yeah, hanging out and dancing. Did you kiss them?

[00:54:19] Well, I asked the bartender if they were being served and I don't know what he answered.

[00:54:24] I think they were just there to, I guess if you're like that, you're just sort of high

[00:54:26] on life. Yeah, dude. You don't need fucking booze. Oh, that's a good question. Can you

[00:54:32] give retarded people booze? Yeah, they can do whatever the fuck they want. That's awesome.

[00:54:36] It's funny as a kid, I was saying that, and I did a kid, you feel bad for them. And then

[00:54:40] you get to be an adult and you realize that the only metric by which the judge, you know,

[00:54:46] life's worth is whether or not you're happy. And it's like, well, they're crushing it.

[00:54:51] Yeah. So you're talking about all this, kill the rich stuff. It's like, well, what has

[00:54:55] actual value? Happiness. Yeah. And who's hoarding all of that? The fucking retards.

[00:55:02] We got a guillotine for you, chief. Yeah. And it ain't for Bezos. It's for half of the

[00:55:08] workers at Amazon. You think they employ the retarded in those warehouses? Of course.

[00:55:19] I think they feel like they mostly bad groceries. That's who makes all the Amazon basic stuff.

[00:55:26] Really? Yeah. I had no idea.

[00:55:33] Suck suck. Suck dickie. D. E. E. E. What are you going to do in Greece? Dude, I'm going

[00:55:40] to fucking just lay out, get my titties fucking bronze as hell. I'm just going to be at the

[00:55:44] beach, dude. I'm a fucking beach bum. Are you? I love being on the beach, dude. We're going

[00:55:50] to eat a bunch of stuff there. I'm going to eat some fucking calamari. Some fucking fresh

[00:55:54] calamari. The Greek people say it like that. They say calamari. We don't we don't go God

[00:56:00] to column on. Yeah, we were this button. I tell you, this thing flashing is ruining the

[00:56:05] show for me. Yeah. It was a really good episode too. We just fucked with the buttons for a long

[00:56:09] time. Yeah. It was with that Liam Neeson. And now we've been fucked by the buttons. You

[00:56:13] fuck. You live by the button. You died by the button. But it only started like recently

[00:56:20] used to say back in the, uh, in the, uh, the founding fathers days. Those guys love buttons.

[00:56:27] They love that shit. Yeah. That Steve Harvey has had tattooed on his bicep. Blue button's

[00:56:32] died by the bus. Yeah, dude. I would like to see Steve Harvey in a slim fit suit. Yeah.

[00:56:41] Just as a change of pace. They're not as big as see him naked in his body is just that

[00:56:46] shape. Yes. You know, he's got nipples where all the buttons. That would be awesome. And

[00:56:51] little Steve Harvey's suck milk out of him. Yeah, there's tiny bunch of like five or

[00:56:55] sixty parties. There's a bunch of Cedric's attached to the bullet head a tiny, like a

[00:57:01] DK mode version. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I should see the Steve. I should get Martin

[00:57:07] on DBS. Steve Harvey show. I mean, Martin's a better show, but Steve Harvey show. Yeah,

[00:57:12] because it was on at more opportune times for me to watch. I watched way more of shows

[00:57:18] should bring back the, uh, the token wicker character. Oh, yeah. Bullet head shuts out

[00:57:22] the bullet head. Damn, Mr. Harvey. They call me bullet head because I have a bullet in my

[00:57:27] head. That was a call. I don't remember. You got shot in his brain. I mean, explain,

[00:57:33] explain why this white kid is in a black high school. Oh, I know he was shot in the

[00:57:38] shot in the whites couldn't look at him anymore. So they send him to a black school. Yeah. He's

[00:57:42] been busting to the black neighborhood as a gunshot victim. Because he his brain doesn't

[00:57:51] work on a white level. No, I had to send him to the Steve Harvey school. The Steve Harvey

[00:57:58] school where he's like, what a music teacher. He's a bullshit. I think he's a no way. No,

[00:58:02] Cedric's the music teacher. He's like a height. What the fuck is a high school music teacher?

[00:58:07] Oh, you just play the I think Cedric was a music teacher and Harvey was a history teacher,

[00:58:12] maybe. Well, and the hot bitch was the principal. Yeah. And Steve Harvey and Cedric lived together.

[00:58:18] And like a Burton or any kind of situation. Did they? And then Cedric would flock the

[00:58:23] principal and to much the Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey should grin. Yeah. Really? I thought

[00:58:28] I thought said your name was chagrin. She's great. Come give Cedric the fuck the fuck

[00:58:36] attainance. The pussy get it. Yeah. Cedric the pussy get it. Cedric the N word sayer. That's

[00:58:41] good too. Yeah. No, I thought Steve Harvey fucked the bitch and and and Cedric had his

[00:58:47] own bitch. I want to make I wanted to do a shirt and then it's Edward Scissorhands, but

[00:58:52] he's you know, he's like got his hands like whatever you call this in front of him. Yeah,

[00:58:57] like cross his fingers out. And instead of scissors, there's like little mouths that come off.

[00:59:03] And but like lips and there's like a speech bubble with like and and like beeps beeps after it.

[00:59:09] And it's an N word sayser hands. Scissorhands. That's good.

[00:59:13] In words which I've done personally, I've been doing N words sayser hands because people

[00:59:19] people will send that to me as if they discovered it. Of course. And I have tell them.

[00:59:24] You fool that mind's been empty for a year. And you did 18, 20. Absolutely. And by the way,

[00:59:33] by the way, if I ever get a DM that starts how about this? Yeah. And I read those words instantly

[00:59:39] blocked. The answer is no whatever you if you ever DM me, how about anything? Yeah, the answer is no.

[00:59:46] How about your lips? And that's all I'm going to say on that. Yeah. How about your fucking lips,

[00:59:52] pal? That's right. And be able to says says her hands. I like Edward says her hands because it's a

[01:00:00] fresh take on an old class is a fresh take. And that's what makes me an artist. Absolutely.

[01:00:05] That's what makes me the hunter Biden of the family. You're like Madonna. And you guys are the

[01:00:09] bow Biden. I'm Bo dude. Brain cancer. My brain is fucked up. Yeah. I met a guy last time I was

[01:00:16] talking to him who's he's saying is, were there was Stephen and he's saying his dad got diagnosed

[01:00:24] with cancer and Stephen's like, Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that. And he's like, your mom just had

[01:00:28] cancer last year. Right. And he's like, yeah, she had anus cancer and Stephen that can't help but

[01:00:35] just start smiling. You don't even realize he's doing he's like, I'm sorry to laugh.

[01:00:43] So this is why my anus cancer. Yes, you had anal cancer. And then but and then, you know,

[01:00:50] because he's like, you didn't know you can get colon cancer. No, you can get anus cancer.

[01:00:54] Your asshole? Yeah. Do you even get cancer of anything? So it's just like there's a non zero

[01:00:59] pot probability that a doctor at some point fucking said to somebody like, Oh, I'm sorry,

[01:01:03] you have anus and nipple cancer. You have nipple cancer that's already spread to your asshole.

[01:01:11] But that's a possibility. Damn. I hope I never get foreskin cancer and I have to get circumcised.

[01:01:17] Mm hmm. That's the only way I'll get circumcised. Well, I'm having fun here,

[01:01:21] but I am now pissed off about this button and I got to get to the bottom. All right,

[01:01:24] man. We got another up to do. We'll see you folks later. Or I guess before this actually.

[01:01:29] For and you've had already heard of Adam. Oh, yeah. Adam.

[01:01:34] Was anything? No, he's he's in the back. He's leading. He's going to the bathroom. He's upset

[01:01:38] that once again, he's fucking miffed it. Yeah. He's the now he's yelling from the bathroom. Oh,

[01:01:46] wait. Oh, wait. His mic was unplugged. Oh, my bad guys. I'm gay. Sorry. I'm gay. I'm gay.

[01:01:54] I'm gay.