Cum Town | Premium | 08/08/2021
[00:00:03] So the plan I guess what we'll do is we'll just tank the show purpose for hell
[00:00:10] Yes, now we're talking that's been the plan for
[00:00:17] Really is the producers I support the plan, but I don't like the fact that you call it the final solution
[00:00:23] Yeah, well, I guess you're just you're constantly tuned for what are you doing to listen to to look out for anti
[00:00:29] You've been calling up the finals and I've had t-shirts made up to say the final
[00:00:37] United colors of Benetton going on Twitter and being like this is anti-bonetic
[00:00:42] This is anti-boneticism and I've been it is them. Yeah whenever anybody's
[00:00:47] Saying stuff about you know the fucking they're like, I don't like wearing shirts
[00:00:51] That's anti-bonetic. This is anti-boneticism. Oh, I see it changed your name to the
[00:01:03] Anti-bonetic this league, yes, that would be something else and sort of busting on the
[00:01:12] Unite definite you know jays, huh, you know jays
[00:01:19] Where's Benetton that I haven't seen an ad for questions everybody's talking about Jay Z. How about
[00:01:26] Christian Z. That's who yeah, everyone is talking about
[00:01:32] Talking about Benjamin's and Jehovah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, why yeah way I don't I come on bro
[00:01:41] You can't say that you can't take the Lord's name. I mean he can I don't what is it. He's wrong bro
[00:01:46] I don't know, you know, I don't do much, but I follow the ten commandments
[00:01:52] The weird tour cadence you have to do where they'd like pretend half pretend it's a song
[00:02:06] You know sometimes Nick sometimes Nick displays very intimate knowledge. Oh, he doesn't how do you know that?
[00:02:14] Everyone has seen people seen chanting like priests do the same shit. Yeah, we've been intimate knowledge
[00:02:20] That's I don't know anyone is every expert knowledge. I don't know as anyone has anyone ever seen fucking
[00:02:26] I was trying to say I was impressed that you were a knowledge is that I know your social security. No, okay
[00:02:43] United colors of medicine and they're Twitter. They're like a
[00:02:47] Wow, when you type your social security number on Twitter
[00:02:52] Automatically sensors it and they just put nine stars and they're like tried out and there are applies right and then they use
[00:02:59] They use because people do it and they'll display and then they open up a bunch of credit cards and people's names and buy a bunch of shirts
[00:03:06] From themselves and yeah, and then when people accuse them of fraud. They're like this is anti-benetton. Yeah, that's more
[00:03:14] Just because we're Jewish we would know now
[00:03:19] Kinetic says a really nice ring to it. Yeah
[00:03:21] Yeah, phonetic Arnold who's the kind of eggs been at it. Oh, yeah, it's been at it
[00:03:30] Kinetic Arnold, and that a carnal. Is that how would be eggs benetik? I guess
[00:03:38] I don't know. I'm having a hard time with this big
[00:03:46] Let me get the eggs benetik. Let me get it. Hey bitch eggs benetik on the double
[00:03:53] My name's Claire it's server bitch a server. It's food bitch. We're wearing a trill be in a bib
[00:04:01] Yeah, hey food bitch more fucking whipped cream. It is funny cuz all these like the zoomer kids now. Yeah
[00:04:13] Some girl was telling me they call it like the y2k look thing. They'll dress like Britney Spears or whatever
[00:04:19] Oh nice like 20 years old and they drag you pants. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah, it's funny boot cut denim
[00:04:25] I like that means that they're only like they're literally three years away from the resurgence of like trill bees and vests
[00:04:32] And they'll be it's that gay little fedora. Oh
[00:04:36] You know like the fucking like the kmar Jason Maraz collection
[00:04:41] You would think it's because that I know that maybe maybe it's just me, but I know maybe you're right
[00:04:48] Maybe he does our age knowledge of things. He's smart guy dude
[00:04:52] Guys being our age specifically it seems like there's a huge gap between the Britney Spears era and the fucking like
[00:05:01] I guess the like the killers kind of right. It was really dashboard confessional
[00:05:07] No, that's a good very short period. Yeah. No, it's only like two or three years 2004 is when that's when your dick grows
[00:05:13] So yeah, you feel waiting on that you feel like dr. Manhattan. Yeah, I know as you're like
[00:05:20] I have seen the ends of the universe and all of time. I've crossed over started tracking off and I've heard road
[00:05:32] Truly are the best yet. I mean I'm serious listening to mr. Brightside made me feel mature
[00:05:37] I listen the first I thought that this is what adults must listen first time
[00:05:41] I listen to killers was on the radio while playing GameCube dude
[00:05:45] That's what you became a man. That's one. That's so funny to remember. It's like I'm like wow tech is so different
[00:05:50] It's like no, I was just poor. It was like I literally just listen to the radio in my home
[00:05:55] I used to like an 80 year old man. I read I've downloaded them on cuz all and I was like what the hell is this?
[00:06:02] I was like this song is clean. She's talking my day. No, she's eating my ass
[00:06:10] That song blew my socks off on 99 1 HFS. I read that they were hometown heroes
[00:06:16] And I was like I gotta really get behind this law. Oh, we don't want to hear anymore
[00:06:22] This is a fucking minute. Oh, we have this is a Maryland podcast that all we have is the killers
[00:06:28] Yeah, we Jimmy Campbell and Joe Cole how many times?
[00:06:31] That's all we have those those two things no and the other band Atlantic podcast panic at the United colors of
[00:06:38] Alright, it's a great love get back. Let's get back to this is about Mary the only place
[00:06:43] It's the hometown of this podcast is Maryland. How about the United night?
[00:06:49] How about the fuck up what the town of Maryland? I'm a spoon. You said the home town like I misspoke
[00:06:57] I'm trying to be the United 93 colors of Ben. Oh, that's good. That's good and
[00:07:02] They're like what if we did 9-11 and we
[00:07:08] One thing I'm having trouble here is yeah, it's been a ten of Jewish company
[00:07:16] It's like a wasp clothing brand I blame it on JC Penney
[00:07:19] Oh, that's good. We blame it on see JC penny in my opinion feels like it much closer to being a Jewish company
[00:07:26] The name alone what stands for a jihad Caliphate penny. I thought it was Jesus Christ penny personally. Wow. That's very funny
[00:07:34] Why the negativity it's early I was just focusing on 10. I was just focusing on pen
[00:07:39] This is what it must feel like to be definitely 10 a.m. It's shot for 1042 a.m. God. Oh, that's right
[00:07:45] We started honestly, I would love to do this show 5 a.m. The 10 a.m
[00:07:49] Yeah, that's a single day just record five hours a day. We hit the record week like at an hour
[00:07:55] We would have to be making opiate Anthony money. I would need 20 million dollars a year to be able to do no
[00:08:01] No, no, no, I'm not saying we do it. I say we do that for like three weeks and that's what how many episodes of 15
[00:08:08] Let's say we do it for four weeks like that. It's 60 episodes. Oh dude, and then we just don't work for
[00:08:14] Yeah, we're a little fortune style. Yeah, we need to start doing more of that
[00:08:20] Let's we joke we open up joking about taking the show
[00:08:23] We need to be transitioned to a full-time vacation podcast
[00:08:26] Yeah, where we get together we do four episodes a day on a tropical island in the morning or we're somewhere else cabin
[00:08:33] Fucking ski trip shop line Utah we go out to the see the fucking big rocks
[00:08:39] Big rock we were fortune cookie. Yeah, and that's it's over there in China
[00:08:50] Yeah, and then there's a bunch of blank spots and then like the guy spins the wheel is like 700 bucks or whatever and he's like
[00:09:00] And it's like and and they're like because you know, it's only letters. Yeah, but each they only have the characters. So you have to guess
[00:09:07] So it's one thing that's impossible. Yeah, I don't understand Chinese enough
[00:09:15] Makes sense because it's also be easier. You're guessing the whole word. Yeah
[00:09:19] Little thing is a whole word. Yeah one little character
[00:09:23] Respect. Yeah, that's pretty interesting. It's hard and how many so they got it that many letters the fuck
[00:09:32] But okay, if every fucking letter is a word that you got to have a letter for every word and there's fucking millions of words
[00:09:38] There's only 26 letters. I think that there's like two written
[00:09:47] No, that has nothing to do with that's nothing
[00:09:49] What I said, I'm talking about the the amount of letters in the written in a form of written language
[00:09:55] Yeah, if anything what you're saying only fucking English language as well like a quarter million words
[00:10:03] 26 letters well within within Chinese there's like
[00:10:08] You know, there's limited amount of like strokes that define each character, but it's not like the same thing as letters
[00:10:18] Interesting yeah, who gives a shit let's get back to talking about the story. We've been it on
[00:10:24] United 93 colors, right? We never got to the end of that so it's like
[00:10:28] Now but you Adam wanted to talk about like the first time listening to the killers and how you wanted to have sex
[00:10:34] We're so bad, but you couldn't because you was in Las Vegas
[00:10:37] Why where's this coming from right now?
[00:10:39] And we would have to hear more have sex with a more more of Adam more bad of turning this into a battle
[00:10:45] This is not my diary. This is our show about Maryland
[00:10:58] I'm in the attic and I want to suck that guy's dick just the Nazis going through the house and then through the walls
[00:11:05] Dude I have to I went to high school with the guy from panic at the
[00:11:14] I'm like what is we weren't best friends. Who is that saying facts?
[00:11:18] It was that saying gay than lonic don't
[00:11:22] Nazis like the doctor from who frame Roger Rabbit and he's going to the house and he's just naming like world capitals
[00:11:34] They have no didn't it wasn't that the first place to have gas street lamp
[00:11:47] Who directed man who directed some film man hunter? Oh god, I could I would get caught
[00:11:54] That would be impossible. I would really get caught
[00:12:01] Oh my god Christoph Walt I'm jumping at the bit Chris off Walt's captured me man. What a guy I
[00:12:12] Believe it's his William Friedkin doesn't that sound right? Mm-hmm. That's a very funny name
[00:12:17] Friedkin no, I mean to smash it because if he was America's name would be Chris dance
[00:12:22] Christoph Walt's yeah, Chris off Walt's yeah, how you doing my name is Chrissy dance?
[00:12:27] Yeah, that's awesome Italian American actor
[00:12:32] I love playing fucking Nazis. Yeah, and then the guy that helps out the slaves. Yeah
[00:12:39] Chrissy dance Chrissy Tony dance. That's another dance. Oh, yeah, it's Italian for dance. Yeah Tony dance
[00:12:53] It's like to like Chris Cuomo is Chris come yeah in English. Yeah Christopher come
[00:13:01] Yeah, he's like how you doing? I'm an American guy. I'm an Italian American guy named Chris calm
[00:13:10] Only he was American said of a guy from Italy
[00:13:13] Yeah, but instead he's like, you know, I'm rather he not doing a rape
[00:13:25] Another he not killing a body and then the fucking
[00:13:36] Not a legitimate press about Chris Cuomo. Can you believe what Trump has done this week?
[00:13:42] He had a giant son. I have no idea, but you can just say that
[00:13:52] Population there's like I can't believe it they miss him. He's there's a picture of him
[00:13:57] Using he's got a laptop and there's a mouse pad next to it. Yeah, what do you think that means?
[00:14:02] It doesn't it doesn't make any he's pretending to use the computer. Oh my god
[00:14:06] He doesn't know how to read I just learned how to use a computer last week. Yeah, my grandson taught me
[00:14:13] screenshots, huh my mom recently learned screenshots. Wow. She's about to save some
[00:14:19] There's somehow he's about to save some shit some receipts, but there's somehow blurry my mom had a period
[00:14:29] I'm in a period a couple years ago where she was like is there any way we could take a selfie of everybody and she just means like a
[00:14:41] You dumb bitch. Oh, it's probably cell phone is like selfie. Well, that's cute
[00:14:48] That's a huge thing because you have a human of an old female so you understand where she's coming
[00:14:52] I relate a lot to them. Yeah, I'm not ashamed of that. Hey transgender
[00:14:56] You have the eyes and and the mind of a female old female the eyes of them
[00:15:01] What do you mean something about your eyes feel like they belong to an old woman? I did I got them from my mother
[00:15:11] Gave me these gorgeous eyes. Oh, it's actually a line from minority report that I'm stealing right now
[00:15:18] When he gets his eyes taken out and they said why do you want to keep me?
[00:15:23] You don't even this how much of a stealer you are you don't even understand. I thought it was a cool line
[00:15:27] You're referencing your reference and steal your reference report, but I didn't steal your reference
[00:15:33] I mentioned my daughter's reports so many times
[00:15:51] Just referencing something no he you could steal something that's not a you can steal something
[00:15:55] It's not a bit well only if it's like I think it's a pimp line
[00:15:59] I thought it was a pimp line when I saw that movie wait
[00:16:02] Why did he take they took his eyes he needs eyes to scan into the building? Yeah, but
[00:16:07] The pre-cogs can see through your eyes, right? So we had to take his eyes out. No, that's just some kind of futuristic
[00:16:14] Identification thing it's not the pre-cogs of anything. Are they or yeah, right?
[00:16:18] They could track him with his eyes and if and then what about the precom it's not too similar to the world
[00:16:23] We live in now. Wow. That's an interesting observation. Yeah, that is somebody noticed
[00:16:30] I feel okay penis throughout that book. They really didn't touch on who actually is in charge right right?
[00:16:36] Who's pulling the string and say brother?
[00:16:39] That's who's got an earpiece in the pre-gogs ear and if you traced it back
[00:16:43] You might find a little tell a beef address
[00:16:45] Big brother so much as big guy who calls black people brother or trying to
[00:16:51] Himself to them and really just comes off like that is Jewish is that's a thing that you're accusing me of
[00:16:58] I'm just saying if there's not big brother so much. It's big is big guy who says brother
[00:17:04] It's god bless 70s slang right right God bless my brother. Yes that kind of guy. Yeah
[00:17:13] What about the pre-coms we didn't really and it's their all their yeah, that's a good idea
[00:17:16] The tub is all calm. Yeah, they're floating in the comb. Yeah
[00:17:20] That's right. Every time they see like a picture of a woman. They're like oh fuck. Yeah
[00:17:27] Don't know what I really it's funny because the movie is very good as
[00:17:32] Sci-fi but then like it just falls apart like the whole the central plot
[00:17:37] The like murder mystery with the guy that invented the pre-cogs who murdered their mom
[00:17:42] I don't know. I think it's pretty cool. No that part's fucking stupid. I don't even I think it's pretty cool
[00:17:46] That's like and it's a huge phone and otherwise almost perfect movie. Who's it max
[00:17:51] Is it Christopher Plummer or Max von Siden? Oh, I was confused walking around the house
[00:18:04] Those guys do look the same. I'm not gonna back down except one of the drama famously from Earth sweeter seven
[00:18:22] How about how about I could bring I invited a bunch of people over and I said hey
[00:18:25] We're doing the seventh seal of my apartment. We're having a big big party
[00:18:29] We're doing the seventh seal and I invited a bunch of people over their snacks out on my car
[00:18:34] I'm putting it on in 30 minutes. Everyone's excited. Yeah, I put on the latest seal album
[00:18:48] You would get everyone dude, I would love hundreds of people they would be like what I thought we were watching
[00:18:54] Christopher Plummer movie I wanted to watch a barrack me the
[00:18:59] Hundreds of people in your penthouse Manhattan apartment would be fucking pissed off dude
[00:19:03] How about instead of a penthouse? It's it's a bent house and it's a reality show about guys
[00:19:17] Skylar I coach I'm a girls assistant soccer coach from Santa Cruz, California
[00:19:22] My dick is bent and what I'm trying to do here is
[00:19:26] Do you think if you win do you get your dick straightened?
[00:19:34] Like at the end of every night there's a guy in a tuxedo this like contestants. It's that time again
[00:19:40] We're measuring the band they get your pro the golden pro track
[00:19:46] Wait every day they try to bend their penis. I have no idea
[00:19:51] They're just jerking off trying to bend it more. I'll tell you what I don't care. You stop caring. It's your show. I don't give you I love this
[00:20:03] I don't think I could I don't think I could bend my cock my cock bends is yours
[00:20:08] I think my cock goes a little bit to aside because from years of masturbating it with my right hand
[00:20:14] No way dude. That's what I always thought. That's crazy. It doesn't it doesn't have a it's pretty straight
[00:20:22] Erection wise, but I think Adam's trying to figure out how he wants to compliment himself
[00:20:29] But it's not it's probably straight, but it's been
[00:20:35] I bent it I bet the power of me jerk. I go off. It's good. Well, there's whichever one it is
[00:20:41] It's good. You can't bend your dick from beating off come on in
[00:20:45] Nick, what about your dick? Is it bent? No. Wow Wow, I'm the only proudly bent guy
[00:20:52] Well, though I think if I if I think of it straightened it would gain a bit of a
[00:21:00] You know, yeah, but at the same time. I think there's something to your dick bending up and towards the pussy somehow
[00:21:07] Wait, you mean up up into the left. Oh not to the left
[00:21:12] My dick's kind of like Kennedy's head after it got shot. I guess back into the left. Yeah. Yeah your dick goes
[00:21:27] French Stewart, it's an actor named Jewish steward
[00:21:31] Okay, and he's like is that a is that a petty over there? Oh
[00:21:54] I'd be like is that an eight-year-old girl's pussy
[00:21:57] I'm eight-year-old girls pussy that I can paint that I can do a watercolor
[00:22:04] It's not pedophilia if you do a watercolor of their pussy first
[00:22:08] That's in the fucking French Constitution
[00:22:11] That's what that's what they stormed the Bastille over a lot of people don't know that yeah
[00:22:15] It was to watercolor paint put little there is there's a little girls pussy inside
[00:22:19] You know French George from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Yes. I did know that
[00:22:30] Of course I don't know that Albuquerque, New Mexico. It's weird Albuquerque
[00:22:35] He's like New Mexico. What if it was poo Mexico?
[00:22:39] Yeah, I'm hearing very crews and everybody's covered in shit. Yeah, and we're eating shit down in very
[00:22:47] Crews and it's weird Albuquerque. Yeah, and it's he's covered in poo. I'm covered. I'm eating shit in Mexico
[00:23:03] How about that that's a that would be good that would be a funny that's an interesting one funny
[00:23:10] Not only is there shit everywhere, but also my dick is small and I am a fan
[00:23:29] Another state, I don't know. Yeah, it's so he is he a gay state
[00:23:38] Like gay to son fentanyl owl, yeah, and convict okay, and he's like I'm yeah
[00:23:44] I got addicted to fan after it was in my mushroom. I ordered a normal drug and now I'm addicted to fan
[00:23:52] And I'm putting zero effort into anything
[00:23:57] Yeah, honestly weird all he could not have his career these days
[00:24:00] Why many people do you could get canceled if you make that stuff. Yeah, I'm fat is pretty offensive. It is it is yeah
[00:24:09] I'm on record. Yeah, I thought the people were doing that with stuff. That's like
[00:24:14] Just like currently airing. Uh-huh like you couldn't do you couldn't get away with that. Yeah, it's like like what?
[00:24:21] Good what what what's an example mayor of East wig is on TV now. Oh, yeah, I don't know how you couldn't get away
[00:24:28] Yeah, no, there's no vaping well like I guess Ricky Gervais got like
[00:24:35] Sky News said that he said you couldn't make the office now and he got on Twitter
[00:24:39] And he's like that's not what I said at all right
[00:24:41] I said go ahead and cancel it. I've already been paid nice or whatever and
[00:24:46] Then people are like fuck Ricky Gervais
[00:24:50] And I know he didn't say it but fuck him anyway
[00:24:53] Honestly that atheist picture with the mic's so good. It's one of the coolest pictures ever
[00:25:01] Yeah, he must have been like 40 when he took that picture, right? Yeah, yeah in the blood
[00:25:09] But that's the thing is like it's it is cringe
[00:25:12] But then there's all these people that think they all they're gay bullshit isn't yeah
[00:25:16] You're fucking like but posting a picture of yourself with a eat the rich shirt isn't gonna look as stupid as the male tears mug
[00:25:23] Yeah in five years. Yeah, but which will in turn look as stupid as the Ricky Gervais
[00:25:28] I think painting your fucking body your chest with atheist and fake blood and using a fucking you know get there
[00:25:36] You don't get come on. It's not even that's the fucking worst thing. I've ever
[00:25:40] What it feels like to be an atheist. Yeah every single
[00:25:43] Doesn't have doesn't you have a fucking mic stand as the cross? Yeah, yeah, dude
[00:25:47] It's like the it's like the caution tape headshot on fucking steroids. Yeah, it's unbelievable
[00:25:53] It's the bet. It's the fucking bet. It's the charizard of caution. Yeah if the fucking caution tape
[00:26:00] Fucking headshot is Charmander. Yeah Ricky Gervais pictures for these
[00:26:08] He looks like shit. Well the other thing is he had weight loss before that
[00:26:14] He was really trying to be sexy. He was trying to be
[00:26:18] Sexy you think you got put you might have gotten pussy off that picture. I'm pretty sure
[00:26:21] Gervais got pussy off that picture. That's awesome. You know what I take everything I said probably from some really hot
[00:26:27] I'll tell you once once this the zoomers find out about trilbees and it's gonna be unironic
[00:26:33] Or ironic or ironic poo aesthetic. Oh, I was gonna cycle in
[00:26:38] Statistics you're right about years and I tell you that Ricky Gervais shit is gonna look cool. I
[00:26:43] Saw some kid not gonna look cool. I saw
[00:26:47] Cool, dude. Yeah, this is like this guy's cool. This guy's cool
[00:26:52] Yeah, no, I saw a kid I saw a zoomer kid wearing pukka. How about Licki Gervais and his ex
[00:27:13] Way too far my honey not cheerio in my mouth
[00:27:21] Does that offend you this is a fendi when I give you head cuz I'm gay does it offend you?
[00:27:40] Take it gets for not respecting trans. What did he do? What did he do that everybody hates him now? I don't fucking know
[00:27:47] I did something. He's like one time one time was like trans people are too sensitive and people are like he's go to hell forever
[00:27:55] I know I know you said people hate him for some reason. I don't understand why my initial my initial
[00:28:07] Sign felt in the DCK and it was like Ricky Gervais is there for some reason. I don't know extras pretty good show
[00:28:14] It's not stand up brother. I know but it's it is funny. He's made a lot of it was his best
[00:28:19] I think I think I think all the British office pretty good and also British stand up can suck my dick
[00:28:27] But I do think that he gets too much and I believe in a magical man with a big
[00:28:48] Looks very much good. So thank you does do that thing with the R. They all do no they don't he does
[00:28:55] It's like a very local thing that human can you stop complimenting me a nik this episode?
[00:29:03] Real the show and I was just impressed by that
[00:29:11] Sorry, but yeah, fuck British stand up in general. Yeah, it's bad. It's gay
[00:29:16] Let me let you say you think you're telling me you think that so you going to vote
[00:29:23] You go and you put your little ballot in the box and you think that does something it's I'll tell you what it does
[00:29:28] Makes you feel special all right when really it's the Queen
[00:29:39] I would love to watch some fucking trash a lot like London or whatever like God save to clean
[00:29:51] Bunch of like it's all one man. It is funny how British stand up is like
[00:29:55] To I'm gonna call it too smart for stand up
[00:29:59] Which is like doesn't mean that British people are smart it means stand up needs to be stupid
[00:30:03] Yeah, you gotta be you can't really try to make any you can try to make a point
[00:30:07] But you have to make yourself look stupid making the point. Yeah, and that's quick
[00:30:12] Fast and then Australia talk for like 45 minutes Australian
[00:30:17] On the other end where they're literally too stupid to do stand up comedy
[00:30:25] That's why Jim Jefferies is the only good one because he combines well, he's not drunk
[00:30:30] He's he's a dumb Australian, but then he's brought over to England
[00:30:35] He's got that's kind of that's a good point right in the middle. You're right
[00:30:40] You're right. He's actually funny. He's the only one and then the rest of the Australian comedians are like oh
[00:30:55] They're like bill cars they're all like doing like bill Cosby like comedy for four-year-olds
[00:31:00] Yeah, they're like I was I was on my way to the boss arena
[00:31:06] And then started raining and I said was only day to lay better lay better lay better lay better lay
[00:31:14] Cause we got booked on skanks for stuff. That's awesome. That'll be awesome
[00:31:18] We really need to have on this show. I would love to have a man needs to be the final episode
[00:31:23] Dude, we should absolutely get the last
[00:31:25] Open invite cause bill Cosby and Eddie Griffin. Oh my god Eddie Griffin would be so he would be tantalizing
[00:31:37] Fuck I love that guy. Yeah, I hope he remembers me from a goobies joke house in 2010
[00:31:48] That's a retarded girl that sucks your then Irish retarded girl. Look whooping look whooping stop giving everybody head. Yeah, welcome
[00:31:57] Yeah, oh you're here to get your dick shot by the retard
[00:32:05] Oh, can I do like a like a communist stuff? I'm like, yeah, that's it. That's that's an Irish neighborhood
[00:32:16] Yeah, um, yeah, I do like a socialist latina thing and I was wondering if I could do that
[00:32:23] We don't care. It's five dollars to get your dick sucked by the return. Yeah, just clean up after you're done
[00:32:32] Would you like some fucking we take a ten dollar cleaning deposit the power washer pussy out
[00:32:44] Everybody gets a time. I just got they got a fucking power washer jammed up
[00:33:06] It's extra. Oh, we had a we had a socialist Latina here that left the penis
[00:33:14] Latina come through and they were too busy doing level one duo lingo in Spanish. Well fucking the retard
[00:33:24] Pay attention to the fact that they had noted several times
[00:33:32] They may mess and me shut up now. I it's my goopie
[00:33:35] Just keep your fucking voice down. I'm talking to the local news
[00:33:43] I'm talking to the man from the local news
[00:33:53] Ireland has legal prostitution a lot of Europe. That's pretty Catholic country. They just got abortion
[00:33:58] He just got abortion. Yeah, not too long ago. Wow was in the Constitution that you can't get an abortion
[00:34:04] Yeah, I was their eighth amendment. You know our eighth amendment is
[00:34:13] Really? Yeah, the little boozy Louisiana fire. Oh, yeah, yeah, there was a Cardi B has some
[00:34:20] What are her kind? I don't know they just kind of look like Doritos if I remember correctly
[00:34:25] Yeah, I think I'm about to go on a Dorito cake again. Oh, yeah, Doritos are so good
[00:34:31] They're so good. You know what really needs to come back is the Casey masterpiece chips. They were great. I
[00:34:37] Really associate those I could take in my childhood. Yeah, stuff has stuff has a horde of them
[00:34:42] And I don't know storage facility. I'm not a big I'm not a big you're a big everything
[00:34:49] No, you said everything no you said everything
[00:34:53] I said and you were wrong immediately. Yeah, you didn't there's a pause you there's a pregnant pause in that time
[00:35:06] You'd moved on to a different thing and I was already talking about pregnant pause is the name of your girlfriend
[00:35:11] Who's the dog by the way that you have sex with
[00:35:17] That's actually the place next in the goopies is pregnant pause. Yeah
[00:35:23] My car just broke down on the weight of the goopies
[00:35:26] I was wondering if I could have sex before those dogs
[00:35:32] It's next door, but it's car broke down
[00:35:38] My ideology basically is that somebody should die electrically carry me over to the the stage should
[00:35:50] Guess if its dog was strong enough and you put a you put your dick inside of it and just kind of used it like a latch and
[00:35:59] Let the dog walk you somewhere with your dick inside of it. That could be a more method of transportation
[00:36:06] Oh, you know I'm saying you lock into the dogs, but you still have to walk
[00:36:10] No, no the dog walks you. Oh you have to you should are riding the dog. Why don't you just sit on it like a horse?
[00:36:18] There's no safety than that if the dog's strong enough
[00:36:22] You can just turn it on like a horse sure saddle on it. Okay
[00:36:26] That's like saying well, why don't you just ride with your penis and a horse is that because a horse's legs are too powerful
[00:36:32] So you're saying what if the dog is powerful enough now
[00:36:36] A horse but powerful enough to fucking walk you somewhere to latch your penis
[00:36:40] I'm trying to fit it into the whole pregnant paws motif. You're at it. I'm trying to be a team player and kind of massage it all into one thing
[00:36:48] Wow, okay, it feels right to be the villain again on the show
[00:36:58] Pulling all the strings the string the puller of strings and I guess you could breed the dogs to have high
[00:37:05] Pussies to yeah, if they were your fucking right riding dogs, that's right or I guess you could put them in the dogs ass
[00:37:13] Yeah, I think it would be more practical to put it in the dogs ass
[00:37:16] You could breed the dog to have a tail under its asshole instead of over it
[00:37:22] There's a lot of stuff that can be done here. Yeah, have an over tail and some people are saying well
[00:37:27] You can't do that words like we'll listen pal. Every dog
[00:37:33] Yeah, but then the dog would have to take a shit onto a huge table wolves
[00:37:37] It's not nice for the dog. It's a good point. Yeah
[00:37:42] I'm about a Chinese guy. It's like yeah, I'm a dog bratter and people like oh you breed dogs and he's like yeah
[00:37:56] Sorry my English is not so good my English is a little Chinese
[00:38:13] You guys excited for Eric Adams to be the president he's the mayor the president of New York
[00:38:18] Yeah, you got it hearing how about a how about an earring guy Derek Adams, and he's like my name's Derek
[00:38:26] From the the borough president. I'm gonna be the mayor. He looks my name's Derek Adams
[00:38:33] Wow, that would be a fucking crazy different type of guy
[00:38:38] John to be confused Eric Adams. I'm Derek is
[00:38:45] Now you either do or don't have a goatee
[00:38:51] I think you have a goatee. Yeah, I think you do. I'm my name is Derek Adams. Not to be confused with
[00:39:02] Who's a hot bitch and then not be confused with homo Derek Adams, okay?
[00:39:06] Who's homo Derek once it's a homo version of Bo Derek Adams
[00:39:11] So a lesbian then how about our my name's homo Adams family, okay, and it's like a suck each other's car
[00:39:20] Yeah, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, and uncle Fester's he's like, you know, what if I had straight sex spooky
[00:39:40] Spooky to stop saying that and and get your ass fucked by lurch's huge monster
[00:39:46] That it's uncle nester. He's like I'm the uncle. Yeah, I'm the uncle and I love the fashion of furious movies
[00:39:57] I love car audio stuff. Yeah, some poofers part of the I'm part of the Bo Derek Adams family. We're never fucking
[00:40:08] This is a Mexican Mexican and I'm made out of condoms
[00:40:18] Yeah, I'm late tax again like a big condom Mexican and
[00:40:32] And that's just a mayor in New York that would be awesome uncle mister fucking cholo and made out of condoms
[00:40:43] Consms just like Eric Adams, but they said play on words. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's like watching an equation
[00:40:50] Yeah, remember how they would tell you to solve for shit and like trigonometer like theorems
[00:40:55] That's what that was you know the picture of a doing math. I always imagine that she's uh
[00:41:00] She's jacking me off the picture of the meme. Yeah with a little bit around her head. She's busy doing something else, but she's uh
[00:41:08] Below frame below frame. Give me a nice little cock. Yeah a little like I feel bad for you kind of lotion hand jobs
[00:41:15] Yeah a sympathy hinge. Um, yeah, right. I don't know. You know what? I would love
[00:41:20] Neighbors are coming by. I'm like yeah, magupis is closed
[00:41:24] Magupis is close and I get real robbed. I get upset when I get backed up not wise. I'm a fucking
[00:41:31] There was a private party for a socialist latina podcast
[00:41:36] They rented it all out. They rented it out. Yeah for the host the host uh 45th
[00:41:44] Volcom and chagavera themed pop birthday party
[00:41:56] Have you ever heard of raised against the machine style birthday party that they're having at 47 years old?
[00:42:04] Yeah, so this woman's jacking me off, but she's got a hard man
[00:42:07] Yeah, I have a wallet chain because I remind to remind myself that I'm a prisoner of capitalism. Yeah
[00:42:13] I never even thought about that. That's that's the
[00:42:16] The ball the mentality that is actually a really beautiful poet poetic. Yeah, it's a beautiful poet
[00:42:28] How about I said a poetry it's joe a tree and he's like yeah, I'm fucking joe a tree beyond joe a tree
[00:42:39] I was red. Yeah, peanuts are blue or suck my fucking dick great chills
[00:42:45] Madam who me and macaroni and cheese. Let me get us a fuck out of both see
[00:42:54] Why don't we why don't we do a gritty reboot of friends where joe hate crimes gunther
[00:42:59] Mm-hmm. Wow. How about instead of friends is lens and it's a group of seven jewish bankers
[00:43:09] So no one told you life was 2.7 one a PR
[00:43:20] To gg I need it something to run no I didn't want to say it but
[00:43:32] But and it had fact it wouldn't work if you said it has exactly it has why you shouldn't have to be
[00:43:39] There's a lot of different stuff you could have done with it did run you're selling
[00:43:44] Who are you selling who it doesn't matter? No, it does. Let's be very honest. You're on the spot
[00:43:48] It never matters on this show you're on this spot. It doesn't have to fucking wrong
[00:43:55] You're your or you have two joes being right almost saying the n word
[00:44:05] I would have I can I be honest you I would have opted for skits of frennion that sense
[00:44:10] I was trying to figure something out about us the lens. I was trying to figure something out about
[00:44:15] You tenate wants to get his security deposit back. Yeah, like being the scariest thing that could happen to okay
[00:44:22] Then what's the next line? I'm all gay ass you
[00:44:27] Something like that doesn't have to rhyme
[00:44:31] Never it never has to actually be good. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then they have an anime show called spends
[00:44:48] Chinese jewish guy that's like showing the yin yang sim all to his son. He's like
[00:44:53] This represents the balance between lending and spending
[00:45:06] They have to be in harmony. They have to be you have to balance
[00:45:12] But if you look at the yin yang sign, it's like the lending part the black part is just humongous
[00:45:16] Yeah, and the spending part is like one little white line in the middle of it or on the left side. I guess yeah
[00:45:23] Your job is small your dick is small you're gay
[00:45:30] I gotta watch more movie new movies or something. So something to talk about on this fucking bullshit show
[00:45:35] Um, what's the last new movie you saw? Um dream horse
[00:45:42] Did you see crew Ella? No, this is about I didn't see though
[00:45:46] Is it about you getting fucked in the ass by horse while you sleep? That's what you dream
[00:45:50] That would be next to you and the uh, no
[00:45:53] Editorial sense not at all meaning people in general at all and yes, it is about you talking about you specifically
[00:46:00] Now you're saying yourself you here's with the movies right it is about you. Yeah, fuck my movie is you
[00:46:10] Stop getting fucked by worse. I can't do the pony playing with the exercise ball
[00:46:15] You know that one seen it. It's never seen it
[00:46:18] It's not affecting look up look up the video of the pony playing the exercise ball and that's stopping his boyfriend
[00:46:24] The horse the horses is boyfriend stops the exercise. You're wearing a little sleeping cap
[00:46:30] You have a little candle you blow it out. You tuck yourself in
[00:46:40] The show up on your video camera the record
[00:46:44] There's these and then there's fucking thought of bubbles and in the bubble for 90 minutes
[00:46:53] And he's I got sleepy and I'm in it. Yeah, the Indian part
[00:47:01] Is he's in so can't wait to fall asleep. Yeah, I'm not asleep. I love sleep. How about sneeze and sorry?
[00:47:07] And he's like um half Chinese half Indian
[00:47:10] Do they sneeze and he's like I have covet
[00:47:22] You know, we had breakfast, but I'm already feeling hungry again. Yeah for lunch. I'm refer pony come
[00:47:28] No, I don't eat pony come. I don't like alligator you fuck pony
[00:47:31] You know what's interesting about miniature horses. They have the same size Cox's regularly. That's honestly awesome. Is that true? No
[00:47:41] That would be awesome. Can you imagine some miniature horse like running around a farm dragging this big dick on the ground?
[00:47:51] I can't imagine it's making me happy. Yeah, I bet you they still have pretty fat Cox though
[00:47:56] Oh for sure remember we went to the pumpkin patch and you asked if you could ride the pony and they were like and no
[00:48:04] No, you don't remember that. Yeah, they were like no no chance. I don't remember asking. Yeah, you I think I remember
[00:48:10] I said there's no way that they would let you and then you asked just to be just to be sure
[00:48:15] Remember the ponies no, I remember in fact, I believe I relayed an anecdote from my childhood
[00:48:21] Where I really wanted to write a pony and they said no, that's so mean and you thought maybe as an adult
[00:48:27] They've got no they should have killed that pony and let you run they should have they should
[00:48:35] I mean a cowboy that rides in a circle. It's not that what else are animals for? Yeah, thank you
[00:48:45] How about instead of Santa Claus's reindeer Santa Claus's brain deer and they suck his dick that'd be awesome
[00:48:51] That would be and then one Christmas Eve Santa realized that he could get his dick sucked by the reindeer
[00:48:59] Year I could say Santa was out in the shed getting his dick sucked
[00:49:09] I hope Santa gets a little pussy outside of mrs. Claus. You think he he's a hardworking guy
[00:49:14] You think he steps outside of that marriage the naughty nice list would you say
[00:49:23] That le connie in terms sure of course. Yeah, the original pan the applicant. I love
[00:49:30] I actually was thinking if you want more on this discussion check us out at patreon.com
[00:49:37] That's a slash la rizestant satata tada
[00:49:48] I said say oh the stress or the taco social is more
[00:50:00] The panopticon is so true. Yeah, I think about the panopticon a lot
[00:50:05] What is that about the japano the con it's like, what is everybody?
[00:50:10] Yeah, I'm looking all around. I don't see the pan is the panopticon one of those things remember when you would put
[00:50:14] Would you put like a circular thing and you would like yeah the view finder click and you click yeah
[00:50:21] You can see different pictures. Is that what a panopticon is? Yeah, that that's what it should be called
[00:50:26] Yeah, how about the the pots and panopticon and it's stop can see what everyone in the world is cooking like
[00:50:36] Can I have a taste he's sitting he's sitting in the the wheelchair
[00:50:40] This is like future x-men wheelchair with a little bib on and there's just some scream
[00:50:47] I'm like do I get it to taste it and pans off the con. Yeah sure that's because if not that would be torture
[00:50:54] Look, I'm just trying to make a deal here. Listen
[00:50:56] If I couldn't taste it then you're describing hell
[00:51:00] Where I can see every delicious meal, but I can't taste it
[00:51:02] Well, it's it is funny because there was a time where you were
[00:51:05] Professor ax you were both handicapped and bald it's true
[00:51:11] People forget that and a genius and a friend
[00:51:15] Show started geniuses you couldn't walk you had no hair and you were missing a tooth and look at him now
[00:51:21] No, that wasn't when the show started well. I'm fudging the numbers here a little
[00:51:25] It's for the sake of narrative history is important guys
[00:51:28] It makes it sound better important book of all time the bible did nothing but numbers fudge
[00:51:33] Yeah, that's how you write a good. That's where the bible persists is because oh so you read the bible
[00:51:38] Are you read the bible? Oh, I bought some written by the man in the sky
[00:51:42] Maybe you should read a fan fiction. I wrote when me and kathryn jane way kept a jane way. I have an uh in a sexual relationship
[00:51:51] Maybe why don't you start reading that what if I told you that was real
[00:51:55] That me and lieutenant war from star trek were in a gay sexual relationship
[00:51:59] And that's how you should live your life. Yeah. Yeah is that that oh that seems stupid to you
[00:52:06] That seems dumb the idea of my calm pooling and his forehead ridges and then kiss kissing him gently as he does is off to sleep
[00:52:16] When I think about a different alien world somewhere far off in the delta quadrant where our love could be accepted
[00:52:22] Because if not on earth and if not on whatever planet clean hands come from right where
[00:52:28] Right and then there's a gay alien planet. Get finally and guess who lives there?
[00:52:32] That's right a pregnant version of sonic behead shot
[00:52:39] And he comes over to borrow sugar sometime and I ask him about
[00:52:46] What's all that like right and he says you know, I mean it's
[00:52:51] It's a living being a hedgehog being a hitchholl and it makes me realize that he's normal
[00:52:56] What if you read that instead of the barbell and I told you that was real. Yeah, would you say by the way sonic head of pussy
[00:53:04] Yeah, so we're supposed to believe that cigarettes give us cancer
[00:53:18] I don't know. Yeah, some other stuff happens
[00:53:27] I don't know stay pretty straight up gay. Oh, yeah, well, they go where they got in american now something they got beef jerky
[00:53:39] You want to I don't mind me to draw it out like a potato chip. That's funny because it's true. Yeah
[00:53:45] I saw food that was originally for truck drivers, right? And now you've got what some suburban mom making her own beef jerky in a pussy
[00:53:58] That's what they're doing over there. All right being more we're about to have a king
[00:54:02] Right the queen's gonna die england's going back to being gay
[00:54:06] Instead of cock those are two modes gay a cock
[00:54:18] Whatever prince. Who's the one that just died prince Charles prince?
[00:54:26] Phil no Andrew Prince Philip. Yeah, Andrew's out there being a fucking chama Lester probably still
[00:54:37] It must be hard for the international child molester since jeffrey Epstein went down
[00:54:44] You think it like it could happen to me. I thought I was bulletproof
[00:54:48] Yeah, but even bill cleanse probably laying low right now
[00:54:52] No, I think he's chilling. I think that prince guys. He's a prince. He's never gonna go to jail
[00:54:58] I don't know man. You might be where are they gonna put him in the tower of london. Yeah the fucking
[00:55:04] They'll execute him. I don't think that's possible. I'm just saying before you thought there was no chance
[00:55:16] You know what I'm saying 5% Tim. Well you're starting getting into my territory here
[00:55:20] You're not allowed to do stuff like that. Why which 5% sitting rat when you I when somebody says something and then I'll just
[00:55:30] You will not you will not replace us. I thought you you will not replace I thought Adam said 5% tip
[00:55:38] No, I'm sorry about the standard amount of times he tips when a waitress
[00:55:42] Services outstanding. What about sonic the hedge fund?
[00:55:53] I'm trying to do your that's a good point. Adam. What else you got for that? What would he sound like?
[00:56:06] Wow, he's really doing these these three next things three things in a row of your thing
[00:56:10] You should see the how furious he is. What's this? Does he say the this he almost say the and we're down finally breathing it
[00:56:16] I'm this is what me relax. So why don't you just do me the I can finally go home
[00:56:22] Oh, I am doing you watch. Oh, well, he's sucking a man's penis
[00:56:28] He just unplugged the microphone and now he's looking at his phone
[00:56:41] And he's he's pulled his cock out. Yeah, it's shrinking somehow. What about um
[00:56:46] Go ahead. What about st. Nicholas Mullen and he's like
[00:56:50] Hey, it's Christmas everybody. What would welcome to come town. What do you get everybody and I got you guys
[00:57:06] You know, I feel like those those guys on the internet are right they could do next thing
[00:57:14] Wow a lot of them must be feeling pretty bad
[00:57:17] No one that I'm doing next thing right now with all they've wanted to do is next thing
[00:57:25] It feels pretty good and look I'm just I'm higher. I'm hired muscle to laugh. Yeah, I'll go any way the wind blows
[00:57:42] Damn dude. I can't believe I'm already hungry for lunch for lunch
[00:57:47] Should we order a lunch old school style? We haven't done that in a while
[00:57:50] It's been a while since we ordered maybe
[00:57:53] Nick's still on his phone and uh who cares man protest from the show fuck this show
[00:57:58] We said it really hurt his feelings by doing no, he's doing a bit. I know he's doing a bit
[00:58:05] Clearly not doing a bit. I'm doing Adam
[00:58:07] Yeah, it's doing a bit. We're doing out of my pens. No, it's mine. Damn. I brought it. It's a nice pen
[00:58:16] The step-lugger you want to plug it on the show? Let's see Paul Allen's penis the zebra pen very nice
[00:58:30] I should have done an impression while I was being there you did you fucked up. I really fucked up
[00:58:34] It's all right. You hit a couple you hit a lot of the big ones man. Yeah, I feel about indian cycle
[00:58:40] You could have done that. Oh, that would have been good. I have to return some videotapes
[00:58:48] Okay, he's just on Twitter being like whoa, let's cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
[00:58:56] In the comments section in the idea of tweets
[00:58:58] Well, Paul, let's cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks those guys love Israel. They do why because they hate Muslims
[00:59:08] Yeah, Hindu nationalist love is real by the way
[00:59:12] Interesting. Oh nice jinx intro because they hate Pakistan. So no in the Indian
[00:59:19] Bockers don't I love unkiest on who does there's a comic that I think is Brian Callan
[00:59:23] I saw a video of him once no his dad worked for like the state department or something really so he's like I spent a lot of time in bockers don
[00:59:33] Yeah, this is fucking the ham it up. Yeah, maybe that's oh you you're talking about like but you it's special
[00:59:39] Do you think that's where you learn to do you say it's special?
[00:59:43] Huh do you think that's where you learn to read now? That's now you're doing me
[00:59:48] Now you're not your well look it's like Pringles once you fucking pop you can't stop yeah
[00:59:56] Now now you're what you're trying to make some point that we could just get rid of me
[01:00:03] We're not making a point I can go back to my wife and my two kids. I know you haven't seen them for five years
[01:00:09] I've seen you can pick up the phone and call Nick, you know this you don't want to inflict this life on them
[01:00:15] It has to be this radio silence. They've been texting me can't inflict this
[01:00:19] They know your son of a spider man peter park is an operator peter parker mary jane situation
[01:00:26] I told him what was up. I was like look I got to leave you so I can uh
[01:00:30] But don't worry. I'll send you some money and every look they might have a problem with it
[01:00:34] But when those forty five dollar check stop coming every week
[01:00:41] You know daddy had to make sacrifices. Absolutely one of them was time with you
[01:00:46] But it might be time to get back to your family think about it like this
[01:00:52] What better life for a kid to have a father that walks away when there's three
[01:00:57] Makes a bunch of money acting like a child to purchase things a child would want that he would that that child would like to play with
[01:01:05] And then also is drug addict and he's they're headed to an early grave
[01:01:10] Guess who's getting fucking a bunch of video games and stuff
[01:01:13] When you're in a year and a half when I have a stroke
[01:01:16] You're gonna get a FIFA 2018 my now seven year old son who's the perfect age
[01:01:22] For a racing wheel. Yeah, absolutely. It's about time. Yeah, it's about time. You want him to grow into that
[01:01:28] You might even be a formula one driver. Yeah. Yeah, and he's getting all of his reading out of the way
[01:01:33] I'll just formal education out of the way now
[01:01:36] Yeah, and he's gonna drive like hell. He's gonna drive like hell like a bat out of hell like a bat out of hell
[01:01:45] That's awesome. That's badass. I tell you what else is awesome
[01:01:51] Getting pussy. Nah, I got nothing ice cream ice cream is good. See
[01:01:58] Ice cream uh stakes. Oh, yeah, I love when I get a lot of notifications from Amazon that all my various
[01:02:07] That's yeah, it's a good feeling. Yeah, that's what's awesome. Yes. You after three years of living in this apartment is finally getting a
[01:02:16] Something to clean themselves with in the shower. Oh, you're getting a lufa. Yeah, I've only always ever just used my hand and then I scratch
[01:02:25] I reas- I upgraded recently myself. Yeah, I'm a bar soap man. Women got a lot of- they got a lot of devices in there
[01:02:32] It's true a lot of like rocks and a fucking the like a natural sponge
[01:02:38] Like a brush for a horse. Yep. Yep. I think it's all for their different parts of their pussy. Yeah, well, they're all they're all
[01:02:48] Every woman's blowhouse. Yeah, every woman works for the Irish whorehouse with one retard chained up in the back. Yeah. Yeah
[01:03:00] First St. Patrick's day we're letting you fuck her ass
[01:03:05] It's the look of the Irish. You're allowed to fuck her. You can eat corn beef out of her pussy. Um, I like corn beef a lot
[01:03:13] About a leprechaun that molests kids and his name's Lucky Harms. That's awesome. Yeah, that's scary
[01:03:26] They can't uh, you're just gonna have to
[01:03:29] This shows good two months out of the year. Yeah, look Adam just shit his pants if you don't stick around love that
[01:03:35] They really I so we got we bought ourselves two months of bad episodes with Adam shitting his pants
[01:03:40] I don't know. I think Magoopy's blowhouse was a real winner
[01:03:48] Maybe I'll shit my pants. Maybe stop. We'll shoot his pants. I'll drink. How about this?
[01:03:52] I'll drink the drink that Adam had the Starbucks double shot
[01:03:56] Elbow shot espresso. I'll drink that energy drink and we'll see it caused me to crab my we'll see whose stomach is more fucking powerful
[01:04:03] Yeah, and you know other podcasts these cowards mark marin for instance. He claims to shit his pants
[01:04:10] He says pow. I shit my pants, but I have a feeling he's lying. Yeah
[01:04:15] We we have integrity. That's right. I shit my pants right before the show
[01:04:23] Are we gonna go now? I was thinking about like mark karen, you know, and he's like, uh, I want to see the fucking manager
[01:04:37] I'm calling the police. Uh, yeah, you're fucking so the machine for this barbecue. I gave my son autism
[01:04:55] It's me mark marin. Oh, hey, it's uh me mark marin. I read your essay on being in fourth grade
[01:05:09] If we do a zoom call I could see your pussy
[01:05:16] Yep, yeah one of those classic things mark karen would do mark karen
[01:05:20] I know that which may be a nom do nom do molest
[01:05:31] It's that's a pringle situation one fake name after the other I hate that we can't joke about that situation because people are gonna
[01:05:37] They think it there's some kind of like bad blood or gossip thing
[01:05:41] Rather than it just being very funny being some things are hilarious something
[01:05:45] We're just very funny to joke about yeah, and it's not indicative of any kind of beef
[01:05:52] It's just the idea. I would never have a beef with I would never be for the potential anyone that's had unfounded allegations
[01:06:02] Unverified allegations. I wouldn't start a beef until a court of law tells me to
[01:06:10] Are you wearing cut socks through the same color as your jeans
[01:06:13] Come on dude. They're blue socks. I'm wearing blue jeans. I'm sorry
[01:06:18] What happened when you tried to get fancy with your clothes? I'm not being fan
[01:06:24] And remember that you are wearing a t-shirt and
[01:06:27] No, but look at his socks though. What are your secret? This is wearing just regular white socks wearing ankle socks on your socks match your fucking blue
[01:06:35] They're a different shade of blue. It looks stupid. I took them out out of a drawer this morning
[01:06:41] And now you're saying there's some sort of agenda. You're always trying to attach an agenda to all my behaviors. No, just sometimes
[01:06:50] It's an Icarus and Sisyphus or too too similar
[01:06:55] This is a picked one right understand there's a different point to each one of the stories
[01:06:59] They're not similar at all. It's two guys trying to do shit
[01:07:02] Yeah, I'm even going to try to they're trying to do shit that people one guy dies the other guy lives forever doing gay bullshit
[01:07:08] But they're always they're both trying to do something. Yeah, I agree. You know, I mean it's too close. It's too close
[01:07:19] It's too close and so I understand you have a fucking cultural attachment to that my mom worked at a restaurant named after I tell you it sounds like some Native American bullshit
[01:07:29] No, no, yeah, sounds kind of a little bit
[01:07:31] The Greeks and the Native Americans be shut the fuck up the same level of storytelling
[01:07:44] And he saw a big rock and he the him and the rock became friends many moons passed they grew a distant
[01:07:53] And the man became friends of the frog on the frog
[01:07:59] You're a native American mythology agenda. No, he's just trying to he's just trying to
[01:08:05] Grabbing cause a divide between us and the Joe Rogan experience which we know is
[01:08:10] He's incredibly pro Native American. No, we gotta get word different. We're a different thing fucking crazy, bro
[01:08:17] They're crazy, man. They got a lot of really crazy ideas and a lot of it's true
[01:08:22] A lot of stuff. They were saying 500 years ago. You go back like there was this one story they had about a fox and a rabbit that were friends
[01:08:28] And then the fox ends up eating the rabbit and now
[01:08:32] Scientists have found in nature. There's evidence of foxes. There's a video of it. You can look at of a fox eating a rabbit
[01:08:39] There's a I saw it on you and it's like you're gonna believe you're gonna tell me
[01:08:44] But you believe in a Bible when the Native Americans who aren't even Indian border wise
[01:08:50] It's a different place. Why would they call themselves that why are they calling themselves Indians? That's ridiculous
[01:08:55] When Indians you still care even the regular ones you don't know
[01:09:00] What the difference is between them and then they
[01:09:04] Was they hate you know, right? They're all the same to us, right? And fucking
[01:09:11] Let me ask you have any of you seen Dream Horse yet
[01:09:16] It's about me Nick Mullins sucking off a horse and my dream. I thought it was charming
[01:09:21] I thought it was a charming movie and that's that's what should be in a barbell is the story of Dream Horse, right? Yeah