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Cum Town | Premium | 08/22/2021

[00:00:00] All right, what's up everybody how we doing what's up welcome Adam's guy himself and you camper chair
[00:00:10] Yeah, I bought one
[00:00:13] Within 20 minutes of ruining the last one this was upgraded, huh? I got one with cushioning this
[00:00:20] I'm not saying I shat the old camper chair because I used to lose feelings in my oh my leg
[00:00:26] Oh, you hear that it wasn't a deliberate crap. Wow, but so you say I do feel like I'm sitting with a shittier camping chair to
[00:00:34] Share yourself. No, I'm not making that accusation
[00:00:37] But you're implying it no, I'm saying that I've replaced it. I'm I've replaced the old camper chair with a nicer
[00:00:44] Camping chair and she can go into the forest and sit on it at any time and it's got a little pouch
[00:00:49] Yeah, it's got a pouch, you know, you could put a brew in the in here. It looks like it's got some cooling
[00:00:54] That's awesome to it. Yeah cup holder over here. That's awesome
[00:00:59] You can put a gun in the in the pouch, too
[00:01:02] No, you couldn't yeah, you could a little look purse gun a lady's gun a little fucking Saturday night special little Saturday night special
[00:01:10] That's I want one of those
[00:01:13] What's up gun to strap on my ankle
[00:01:18] Are you putting on something you feel good Adam?
[00:01:20] I
[00:01:22] Know I like it's it's Fox News gets like an Indian reporter. Oh, yeah
[00:01:32] Okay, may I see your pussy baby
[00:01:37] Welcome back
[00:01:40] I see your pussy and your vagina, please
[00:01:44] I think that the president's view is that these tech anyways, it's not it's the volumes wrong. Okay. Okay
[00:01:51] You had it the whole video together
[00:01:54] You had a different one queued up, but then you lost it because somebody started talking about their diaper chair or whatever
[00:01:59] I'm sorry about that. You had it you had it. It video edited. No the first one I had queued up and then I lost the mark
[00:02:07] Mmm cuz it takes holding the microphone and scrolling and yeah, it's time I get it
[00:02:13] That's that's hard. That's about as much as I'm that's what I brought to we can't we can't afford an in-house producer yet
[00:02:21] But when we get to that level
[00:02:24] That's what I brought that's what I brought to the workplace today. Oh, I have an anecdote. Okay, great
[00:02:31] Go ahead. I was talking to a French guy and Frank Iked up. Yeah, yeah
[00:02:34] I was talking to a French guy said and I was asking him what do what would stereo what typical tastes like no
[00:02:40] That's after what do stereotypical?
[00:02:44] Like what are the stereotypes of different?
[00:02:47] Nationality speaking French sound like like a Chinese person doing French guy
[00:02:52] A friend of a friend what had you meet him socially, but you say that a back what's the French word for a bull?
[00:03:03] I don't think they have a boo a boo. Hey boo. What do you mean? They don't have those? Yeah?
[00:03:09] No, I think it's a nation what do you call them? What do you call this guy? What what do you call this guy's rolling your girlfriend?
[00:03:15] Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah, that was a little took a little long to get there, but I see what you're saying
[00:03:21] No, that's for you for you for you. That was for you
[00:03:26] First click on your cock brain
[00:03:29] Alright, we're bringing back cuck
[00:03:31] We mean brine back. Oh, it's taro 26 hero. Oh like toro like tarot cards
[00:03:38] Taro
[00:03:39] Okay. Yeah, well now you know how Adam that was his name actually what toro huh?
[00:03:44] Yeah, so then I asked him to do Chinese and how to go North African just sounded like French
[00:03:50] Just sounded pretty much like a French guy speaking French
[00:03:53] Indecipherable, that's awesome. Honestly, it was a pretty disappointing experiment
[00:03:58] I can't imagine like because a Chinese person speaking French would be like oh
[00:04:04] Jima Jima
[00:04:06] That's what I wanted it sound like and
[00:04:08] And because they're comedians because that oh this is how we got on the subject their comedians
[00:04:13] I'm from a man like boom that most I
[00:04:16] Like that sounds French to me though
[00:04:19] I
[00:04:21] Was hoping that poor old Chinese in there. Yeah
[00:04:25] Their comedian little fusion fusion like yes hell yeah, yeah, put a fucking a rangoon croissant
[00:04:32] That's a little bit the cream
[00:04:37] Yes, yeah
[00:04:40] General says conard yeah, the general says
[00:04:44] What's it called where they they foie gras they fucking stuffed the bird
[00:04:48] Cut its liver out foie gras some good shit. Yeah, it's really fucked up, right?
[00:04:53] Don't you really don't don't you really fuck the animal?
[00:04:55] I think in the next year it's gonna be illegal to have fought in the States. Are you fucking New York State?
[00:05:01] I think yeah, it's like so we got to go over the time is time is running out on flock off
[00:05:08] Someone someone told me we got to get in there. Um, we got a stock up like it's for locos
[00:05:12] I like how New York is just run out of shit to make illegal
[00:05:16] Yeah
[00:05:17] Yeah, it'd be funny to I mean they do fuck the birds
[00:05:21] Criminals have guns like in everybody's but it's not come early the criminals have guns in New York
[00:05:26] It would be funny if you like you walk by like the housing projects and they were all having like
[00:05:36] The criminals dude a law-abiding citizens aren't allowed to have a fat duck
[00:05:43] That's the scariest thing to a white man. Yeah a black man with four gras
[00:05:48] With some the only way to stop a bad guy with foie gras a good guy with foie gras a good a good guy
[00:05:54] But anyway, yeah, the reason that came up was because he was telling me the biggest comedian that guy God
[00:06:00] Edmaled or whatever. Yeah, yeah, Jerry Seinfeld tried to bring over the state. He was here for a while
[00:06:04] It didn't translate really but like the basis of his act in France was he would just do
[00:06:10] Like kind of like different accents, but in French and I was like well
[00:06:14] What does that sound like and to me? I don't know if the guy was bad
[00:06:18] In bro that guy that guy I was visiting first of all he would come around here all the time
[00:06:24] But Seinfeld loved him Seinfeld loved him. I was visiting DC one. I have sex with this guy
[00:06:33] Sucked his car
[00:06:37] I was eating his house
[00:06:39] World with romance and Paris
[00:06:44] We went to the Eiffel Tower and blew each other
[00:06:48] Well, apparently he's an Arab French guy that makes fun of Arabs and that's what they they can't get enough of that
[00:06:54] Yeah, they love it. It gives you it gives you cover that
[00:06:58] This uncle they hate Arabs over there this uncle Tom's gonna come up there and do the work for us. Yeah
[00:07:06] You better watch it Adam. He's beloved
[00:07:08] I was I'm about to go there, too. Oh, you're dead. You're dead. Yeah walking now
[00:07:13] I should hold this episode until I think it's gonna change everything for a bombs passenger cabin
[00:07:20] Dude, so I hold you you all go ahead. I'm doing no terrorism. I'm gonna stay back here with the passengers
[00:07:28] You'll go ahead into the cockpit. I'm gonna stay back here with the passengers and just be a victim
[00:07:33] Yeah
[00:07:36] Yeah, that's a good book that's a good book
[00:07:40] I know Harriet Beecher blow up the world trades. Yeah, I forgot a bitch wrote that book. Yeah, yeah
[00:07:46] Read more
[00:07:47] Distour shit up read your women. Oh spy. How about Harriet the guy? That's a book
[00:07:52] I'd love to be this Harriet transitioning Harriet's gone to a new middle school
[00:07:57] She moves from New York to Arkansas and New York all of her friends are trans but in Arkansas nobody is
[00:08:04] Okay, so she has to use her skills as a trans person to she is trans she's trans to spy on in the girls locker room
[00:08:16] She is trans. Oh, so Harry. Oh, so Harriet the guy is a transphobic title
[00:08:22] Not a not a title that would tell us she's going from Harriet to the oh, she's going from Harry to Harriet
[00:08:28] Then it wouldn't be like Harriet
[00:08:30] Transphobic would be like that's Harry and the guy Harriet the guy yeah, well the title of the movie is boys don't cry
[00:08:46] And would you fuck what's your face as Michelle tracked him early the Johnny
[00:08:50] Was it Michelle track the burgundy Harriet the spy. Oh, no, he's don't cry
[00:08:57] You would I might yeah because to you that's that's a chick
[00:09:03] way, way, way is
[00:09:05] The character or girl that goes is trying to go F2M after the characters name is Brandon. It's based on a real story
[00:09:12] I don't know I feel like if I caught if I caught him early in the transit
[00:09:23] Because it is based on a real story and that one was always weirdo
[00:09:27] I'm really grown up because like Matthew Shepard again, it's shitty to say it makes sense
[00:09:33] But you can follow the narrative
[00:09:35] Like if you understand like the mind of some bigot in the middle of nowhere that's like this
[00:09:39] I mean with the habit with Matthew Shepard, I guess it was some kind of drug deal gone. Yeah that they covered up and
[00:09:45] They covered up with a hate crime. Yeah
[00:09:49] I think they all said it was just a straight-up hate crime when it was I think yeah
[00:09:53] He like ripped them off when they were trying to sell math or something. Oh, yeah, but uh, you know
[00:09:58] I but yeah, I guess you can you can like visualize some kind of like, you know, rural bigotry
[00:10:04] We're like let's beat up this fag sure but it like like a girl that's pretending to be a guy to get pussy
[00:10:11] I don't understand why rednecks wouldn't be like that's hell. Yeah, brother
[00:10:20] That's the story. Yeah, she's your pretend you got to get pussy and then yeah
[00:10:26] She was getting regular
[00:10:28] Get a pussy from like the two guys's sister and they were like put the fuck and then they raped her and killed her
[00:10:33] Oh, that's fucked. I raped him and killed him. So they were gay Brandon. What's his name?
[00:10:38] So that's that's Brenda Brendan's final prank diarrhea Brendan is turning those guys gay
[00:10:44] Um
[00:10:45] Yeah, the movie is very funny because it's uh peter sars guard
[00:10:51] As the brother has like the redneck. Oh, but he's like some like julie. Hey, what the how?
[00:10:56] He's unlike julie art thesby. I think I've mentioned this on the show before I saw him on the street the other day
[00:11:02] He's like did you get horny a trans person in my town?
[00:11:07] Not if not if deaf leopard has anything to say about it boys
[00:11:13] Let's get in the hot rod and go
[00:11:15] Let's go razz that trans person a trums. Yeah. Yeah, I thought oh
[00:11:21] What a tricky web you weave mr. Brendan. I thought from the name he'd be like fucking norwegian or something
[00:11:28] No, there's the scars guards which are a different family
[00:11:32] That's a hotter name than this guy than this guy the scars guards are at scandinavia
[00:11:37] So he's from new germs. So we got a guy named sars guard and then guys named scars guard. Yes, that's fucked up
[00:11:43] Yeah, um, but I fucked that
[00:11:45] I saw him walking down the street and he was wearing a white blazer that I think he got from the costume department of some
[00:11:53] Movie or yeah, the scars guards are hotter for sure. He was wearing a white blazer that had like a blood spatter
[00:12:01] On the white blazer like a american psycho style. Mm-hmm
[00:12:05] But as fashion out like with his
[00:12:08] That's awesome. Yeah, it's what it's what it's Chinese, right? No, it's maggie jill and hall. Did you get horny?
[00:12:15] No, but I saw some drunk ladies stop them and be like maggie jill and all I love you. She's like don't hug me. It's corona
[00:12:25] I love you
[00:12:27] You guys ever watched secretary maggie jill and hall has got a big old face doesn't she she's got some droopy
[00:12:32] She's got some yeah, she's got some droopy swingers that maybe that's why I thought it was a
[00:12:37] Chinese fella
[00:12:39] So you thought back to you. I was a Chinese man. Yeah
[00:12:44] Dude to her droopy cheeks
[00:12:47] Yeah, I thought that was one of them
[00:12:49] China so you're watching china knees
[00:12:53] Yeah
[00:13:00] I said who the hell is this bat fella and my Z and love with this Chinese freak
[00:13:05] This Chinese guy with tits this this crybaby Chinese guy
[00:13:12] Is your word about the Joker right? Oh, don't you just do karate on it?
[00:13:16] I just don't carry on it. Yeah, do some carotage. Why don't you carry on and fucking Chinese guy over here?
[00:13:23] Yes, sir. Don't you don't you fucking know?
[00:13:27] Adam, what's up with your fucking sandals dude? He's being he's being a fucking he's being a fan
[00:13:32] I wore my house shoes. That's your fucking horrible. It's normally I wear these in the house
[00:13:37] What are these crocs but 80 dollars for some reason? No, they're 40 dollars
[00:13:41] But yeah, my through my crocs out and I got those these keen yeah keens. They're not these crocs for gay or guys
[00:13:48] Um, is it gay to wear crocs? Is that where you're saying? Yes, I think crocs have kind of crossed over coming in hot general
[00:13:56] 2021 take
[00:13:58] Crocs
[00:14:00] General can shut up. I think most what's keen
[00:14:04] Keen is gay crocs. Okay. I'm sorry. I take it back for okay. You got me crocs are fucking mainstream
[00:14:11] So now that they are you had to get a gay or version of crocs. Is that what you wanted to hear at him
[00:14:16] I didn't have anything to do with homosexuality. You know what I mean
[00:14:20] Gay in the culture. I threw out my crocs exactly so you just proved what a fucking snooty bitch
[00:14:28] You are no because my crocs I like worn through them
[00:14:32] I know you're like they crossed over into the mainstream and now I need a gay or version of crocs
[00:14:36] No, you're calling crocs gay and I'm like we could go to any airport
[00:14:39] And I take it back and I take it back and now I say you're a fucking
[00:14:44] I just see these on the internet and think that they looked really stupid
[00:14:47] And get them but I didn't I think this might be the first time I've worn them out out the korean
[00:14:54] Oh, I don't like them. Okay. Well, I won't wear them and they don't look that comfortable either. They are pretty comfortable. I will say
[00:15:02] No
[00:15:03] Actually, nevermind. They gave me blisters when I first see
[00:15:06] You can't have that shit. No, but it's fine. No, you're got way too much confidence in this new chair. Why i'm saying it is true
[00:15:13] You're too comfortable. It's because it's got a little patty. I'm watching I'm looking at all the other keens
[00:15:19] They're fucking gay keen is like Merrill. It's like one of those kind of companies. Should I get a tattoo now at 32?
[00:15:24] No, come on. Don't do it. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck the bone dog
[00:15:28] Bone dog is that
[00:15:30] Or would it be a picture of a bone dog?
[00:15:34] font
[00:15:35] Like old english and then impact and then papyrus with the would there be a dog a picture of a dog? No
[00:15:41] No, just the words. Yeah. Oh, they make the gay ass sandal you already have. I used to have a pair of keens
[00:15:49] Yeah, that one that looked like a bag
[00:15:52] Yeah, the ones with the strings on that look like the bag that a hand comes in
[00:15:58] Listen man
[00:16:00] I like the bone dog. I'm sure let's go back. We like the bone dog
[00:16:03] Although I don't have respect for any tattoo. I'm on the record for saying that. Oh really? Yeah, I've never seen a tattoo that I've respected
[00:16:12] I have which tattoo tell me one
[00:16:15] Steve owes tattoo where he's giving the thumbs up on his back. That's pretty bad. That's actually see all right. I've seen one tattoo that I respect
[00:16:23] Tattoo of himself that rock. That was awesome. Yeah, but it was very cool. See dude
[00:16:28] Yeah, maybe I'll get maybe I'll become a guy that just gets absolutely yet it up. Yeah, I mean we should go get tattoos
[00:16:35] I mean we I've done every other stupid look thing you can do. Yeah, but now that the three foot long beard is gone
[00:16:43] Yeah, RIP the air that era
[00:16:46] um
[00:16:47] I've run out of things
[00:16:49] Uh, maybe I'll start maybe I maybe I'll get my legs broken and go shorter
[00:16:52] Oh, that would be awesome. I would have a tremendous amount of respect for you
[00:17:02] And then we're like big big ass baggy pants
[00:17:07] That picture the guy with the denim jacket with the airbrushed image of a guy looking at woman's pussy. Yeah, absolutely
[00:17:13] I'll be wearing that. Hey, it's awesome. That's really tall. That would be awesome. What's up, bitch?
[00:17:18] She's trying to get the pussy lick. Yeah, don't you don't even know? Yeah, we're just right now
[00:17:24] Y'all
[00:17:25] Straddle and we about to do the automatic car wash
[00:17:33] That would be that would be badass
[00:17:36] Just confidence on one thousand they're like how does he do it? They're like he got his shins surgically removed
[00:17:42] And now women can't resist because they're retarded because they're dumb because they're
[00:17:51] Stupia
[00:17:53] It was all a ploy just to show how dumb women are and you know what and you got a respect
[00:17:59] Yeah
[00:18:00] Actually, it would be cool to get like my shins removed and replaced with fucking like bags
[00:18:04] Yeah, like a like an air ride suspension kit. Okay. Okay, so then I could I could just like
[00:18:14] Oh nice, you can decide what I could be. Yeah, just change depending on the moment on the situation. Man should have that option. Yeah, sure
[00:18:24] Gold teeth bag bag shins
[00:18:26] Bagsions
[00:18:28] I'm 6'3 for a moment
[00:18:29] But then I'm back after I've made love and I'm ready to be a tiny little guy that gets hugged
[00:18:35] That goes into high heels
[00:18:38] Horse feet
[00:18:40] With like ruby red high heels. Yes, sir
[00:18:44] Big dangly earrings. Yeah, I think I've mentioned this before but uh tiny golden balls
[00:18:53] That'd be that's where I that's where I jump off the train
[00:18:55] I just have an allegiance to having big fat balls now. I think very like very like understated kind of tiny golden balls
[00:19:03] From like little golden very classic 18 karat chains, but down to your knees. I see I see yes, okay
[00:19:10] I think that's pretty badass. So you would have gotten castrated in your actual
[00:19:15] No, your real nuts are surgically re they're putting into your body. Yeah, but that's then
[00:19:21] Then you saw what we're thinking for a seaman first seaman. That's why you have an intercooler installed. Awesome. That's awesome
[00:19:28] Okay
[00:19:28] So now no, not only can you not do any gay shit because the there's a little fridge in your ass
[00:19:33] Yeah, but your balls are also a cool. Yeah, and you can't get your balls hurt
[00:19:38] You can also keep
[00:19:41] You can also keep gogert in your asshole without getting gross like it normally does
[00:19:45] Yeah, that's a big upgrade brother
[00:19:51] Gooey
[00:19:53] Like you know like normally happens
[00:19:56] A tube of gogert in your ass
[00:20:00] On the train, which's up big day out. I'm just visiting
[00:20:07] Yeah, just suck a go get out of a shit covered hold on a second. I gotta get
[00:20:11] Yeah, it's go good
[00:20:16] It's remember gogert. Yeah, I bought this one years ago
[00:20:19] It fits right up your ass. It goes right in your ass. The problem is it gets warm in there
[00:20:24] As you can tell from my golden balls. I had an intercooler installed in my ass
[00:20:28] That's to not disrupt my body's natural ability to impregnate a woman
[00:20:34] Where are you guys going the net native american history museum
[00:20:38] Yeah
[00:20:40] Good luck with that
[00:20:44] Why it is weird that semen
[00:20:48] Fucking has to be at like two degrees cooler than your body temperature. Yeah
[00:20:54] What the hell is that about? Yeah, what the hell is that about?
[00:20:57] You're damn right about that. I guess there was a minute so with their nuts in their bodies. Well, it was probably yeah, it probably is from
[00:21:04] Yeah, this is the exact right answer. Yeah, yeah is
[00:21:11] Neverminds maybe so they used to be came in with their nuts in their bodies
[00:21:15] But they're not they're not wasn't as good as a couple freaks that had nuts outside of the ball probably before
[00:21:22] Because I think that the pussy and the balls
[00:21:25] Shut the fuck off is the same thing when no they don't yeah, they do no yeah, they do well women used to have
[00:21:31] A cock in the clinic. No, I saw this episode of house long really sucking tentacle that would come out and out of their pussy
[00:21:37] Yeah, and so how recently was that like 35 years ago? Yeah back in the 60s. I just watched
[00:21:43] Some of the documentary ever yet and she was doing it all left and the women's lived
[00:21:49] Where they they were like we want push
[00:21:52] We're tired of dicks sucking tentacles
[00:21:55] You think there were guys that were like went back to their boys
[00:21:57] They were like I fucking smashed Janice shop the last night thinking that was like a flex for sure
[00:22:02] I said it wasn't flex dude, but she looked like shit. She did not look good. She looked like she had brown teeth smelled
[00:22:08] Yeah, probably
[00:22:23] Janice
[00:22:25] Look like I would wrap
[00:22:28] Yeah, she looked like she probably could suck dick though sure at that song the entertainer
[00:22:33] Yeah
[00:22:35] Janice
[00:22:38] Looking bitch right here to the sting three this time it's girls
[00:22:43] Yeah
[00:22:45] Only a matter of time before we get that you take a $20 bill you put it on the outside you fold it up
[00:22:51] You put it in your pussy see
[00:22:55] Blah say blah. Yeah, you're right. This is not this this
[00:22:58] But you know what it probably was a flex and respect to her who among is anyone here gonna be mad about no
[00:23:04] I would fuck any pussy through notoriety. I would fuck any famous woman any famous woman anyone. I don't care how bad she looks
[00:23:12] Would you fuck? Um uh Wendy Williams
[00:23:15] Dude, I would do it if she wasn't famous. No
[00:23:18] Dude, she probably looks weird. She's good enough for ray. J. She's good enough for me. Janice droppin looks uh
[00:23:26] She looks like she has down syndrome. Yeah, she doesn't look good. Yeah in certain pictures
[00:23:31] She really does when she smiles. She doesn't look retarded
[00:23:35] Like when she does an open mouth smile
[00:23:38] um, so you know, I mean uh
[00:23:42] Look, she's famous. It's the 60s. Yeah, everyone's got a dick sucking toner. She looks
[00:23:47] Yeah, she's got that dick sucking pen all around your nuts
[00:23:51] She's she's coily tickling your nuts with the dick sucking tonical. Yeah, you're giving in dude
[00:23:58] Who's amongst us and then what happened she died young from being busted, right? Yeah, she's too busted
[00:24:04] Yeah
[00:24:06] She died
[00:24:10] She had okay, how about this? She's got that like
[00:24:13] Wurr as voice. Yeah, she could probably swallow your dick and make it rumble
[00:24:19] Like a nintendo rumble pack. She could deep throw and then with her
[00:24:24] Yeah, she could rasp
[00:24:28] Bob
[00:24:34] I would probably feel good to have your dick go
[00:24:37] On top of
[00:24:39] Some to see that look she somehow looked even worse as a child
[00:24:44] She looks like a fucking mom from the goonies
[00:24:48] Yes, she does finally someone cutting
[00:24:51] Like a little piece of my fucking penis. Janice droppling down to size. I'll give myself the other day with her
[00:25:13] Just like
[00:25:15] medication vaguar push here, baby
[00:25:17] Just different variations. Yep with an indian guy on that one
[00:25:24] That's good. Give me some of your posh
[00:25:33] Bada
[00:25:38] Let me kiss on your posh
[00:25:40] Just like a bunch of fellas getting some recording time
[00:25:43] Uh-huh going in on the going into buy three hours at a moon by recording studio to record that
[00:25:50] We need that it will get us get the pussy. Let me kiss you
[00:26:03] Ah fuck
[00:26:05] That's so funny. So did everyone do their homework assignment this weekend? We all watch space jam two
[00:26:11] I didn't we're not ready with the space jam to review. I'm not ready for man. I'm really I'm tying to discuss space
[00:26:19] Yeah, I watched the last night really I watched the yeah, how'd you like it? Honestly
[00:26:26] Beyond like me
[00:26:28] I didn't mind why it's a movie about a basketball game in space. It's not like not space. I thought it was in a computer
[00:26:35] This time is in a video game. It is
[00:26:38] I like daleons more personally as a concept as the bad guys
[00:26:43] Well, the bad guy right in this one is don cheetah who plays a rogue the algorithm
[00:26:48] Yes, and I do think that it is a lot about
[00:26:53] Big tech the dangers corporate surveillance peter. Theal peter. Theal exactly what happens when you let gay guys run tech companies exactly
[00:27:02] They suck you into their gay computers
[00:27:04] Yes computer. That's exactly what happens LeBron James in space jam a new legacy
[00:27:13] I should watch it honestly. Well, the cool thing about it is they incorporate all the Warner Brothers properties
[00:27:19] Yes, so they have the matrix universe the Harry Potter universe
[00:27:24] They have uh, yeah, they have Rick Rick and Morty make a game. Oh wow Rick and Morty
[00:27:30] I saw a clip online that Austin Powers is in it. Austin Powers is in it. Yes, which is like that's
[00:27:38] You know like do you wanna see my penis baby? And I'll show you my penis
[00:27:48] Jokey mojo. I've got some mojo
[00:27:53] It's in my penis. I would love nothing more for it to be 1998
[00:27:57] Mm. I'm on drugs and I'm stepping out of the time machine
[00:28:01] Oh, okay, I thought you were when you were saying when you're nine you're on drugs about to watch Austin Powers
[00:28:07] I'm just I'm barely functioning off oxycodone and I'm coming out of the time machine
[00:28:12] Into the walking into the nude I believe was regal around back then I believe so regal is nice when it dropped
[00:28:20] It's because I remember the feel like where kings back in the day
[00:28:22] It was movie theaters were flat all that there was no pre I mean there was previews once the movie started
[00:28:27] But there was none of that first-look bullshit. It was always just like ads for a dentist or you get the popcorn
[00:28:32] No, no you had the ads for the dentist first with that's what I mean
[00:28:36] That's what I mean and then you do get the previews. Yeah, but they would never do the first look thing. Oh, I see
[00:28:41] You're right. Yeah, yeah, the green and red band trailers would be yeah, and yes
[00:28:45] Yes, but they wouldn't have like the you know where they started right right like guess fucking
[00:28:49] In this actors had his ribs removed the suck his own piece. Oh, no, they would do that. No, they had trivia
[00:28:56] I said trivia, but it wasn't like at least we're in high school. It wasn't produced. It was like a slideshow of trivia
[00:29:01] Yeah, it wasn't like it wasn't like a you know
[00:29:05] What I'm what I'm thinking when things started to get wild at theaters is when cineplex odian
[00:29:10] Started the roller coaster
[00:29:12] Remember that no yeah the roller coaster like now for your future presentation cineplex odian
[00:29:18] Like popcorn's coming out and you're like going down
[00:29:22] That's the coolest thing of all time cool that was good
[00:29:26] We're gonna play the cineplex odian
[00:29:31] Thing nothing would get me as hyped for my future presentation of that
[00:29:36] I remember going to the fucking iMacs at the science center. Yeah, I remember that was the first iMacs ever
[00:29:41] So is the beavers documentary. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I saw some shit that was like I love beavers. That's
[00:29:49] Well, they would do some shit like that where it was like roller coaster ask or like you would like fucking
[00:29:54] Yeah, dive down into some shit. It felt like it would be awesome. Yeah, in fact, I kind of want to I wonder what they're playing at the science center
[00:30:02] Let me say we get tattoos at the science center. Yeah
[00:30:06] Yeah
[00:30:09] Well the music's cool. Yeah, you know, it's even cooler being quiet while the music is
[00:30:14] Searching for a new Honda. Yeah, but the exchange program of paragon the search is over. Sorry for that. That's awesome
[00:30:28] Okay, that's 1990 let's get to the roller coaster
[00:30:32] I
[00:30:35] Love this type of autism is compiling every logo
[00:30:42] Um, I can't find it maybe I miss maybe I miss regal that did it regal also at a roller coaster
[00:30:49] All right currently at the Baltimore science center. They're playing a beautiful planet 3d and beautiful penis playing flight of the butterflies
[00:30:56] Oh that shit rules flight of the butterflies. I haven't seen it going to see butter. They flying around
[00:31:04] I would watch that. Yeah, let's see man. That's the kind that's the now you're cooking with gas on that one
[00:31:12] After you've been closed the st. John properties iMAX theater st. John properties fuck that dude
[00:31:17] I'm gonna get it renamed after me. How much do you think it would cost to have a BB game? Here we go. Yeah, this shit is so good
[00:31:25] Yes
[00:31:33] Sounds so good okay, that's not a roller coaster, but that's what I'm remembering that was the fucking sin complex odion
[00:31:39] That was like every movie theater before regal. No, there's a well. There's aims is lows. I don't remember anything before regal
[00:31:48] I remember we only went to the east point movies 10 as a broke family was was regal
[00:31:56] That was a new thing right
[00:31:59] That always been around
[00:32:01] Probably always been around, but it seemed like a nicer one. I swear
[00:32:04] I know well my fucking my my movie theater was a fucking trash
[00:32:09] And I believe it was a regal from the jump or maybe it just made the switch over
[00:32:13] Did have the auditorium seating? No, okay
[00:32:17] Just had shitty like fucking horrible seats
[00:32:19] But I only went to one movie theater until I was like fucking probably 13 14. So I have no
[00:32:26] I don't really know any differences. All I knew was that movie theater. Yeah, so I had no idea
[00:32:32] Until later on I went to a movie theater in mizuri like
[00:32:37] Three years ago. Oh, yeah, and it was a small town. It was their only movie theater and it was very funny. Yeah, hell. Yeah, it was like just
[00:32:45] Like somebody's living
[00:32:48] Yes, I do now I enjoy going to a fucked up movie theater. Yeah, that's just cool
[00:32:53] Yeah, it's just like my basically just like a like a projector like my living room is the best
[00:32:58] I like going to angelica or cinema of the villages because they have like the flat seating. Yeah, I put my leg up over the chair
[00:33:04] I talked the whole time. I spoke a cigar. Yes, sir. It feels like it's back in the bed
[00:33:08] No, he goes. Yeah, he goes see I go see boys don't cry and I laugh like Max Katie the whole time
[00:33:15] We're in a Hawaiian shirt
[00:33:19] Does his nick nullty as a trans woman with his trans family
[00:33:23] And like, let's get out of here
[00:33:26] I don't like this guy. I think it's a guy to want to assume his pronouns
[00:33:30] Let's go get ice cream instead
[00:33:32] I'm a counselor or you thought you could hide by changing your agenda
[00:33:40] Let me ask you some you ever been held down in sodomize by four black eyes. Yes. What about four white guys, of course
[00:33:48] Well, hmm three, I guess I don't really have a point then counselor
[00:33:56] I guess I'll just be on my i'll be finding someone who has a gun race
[00:34:01] I guess I'll go back to prison
[00:34:08] Does Robert and you're getting raped is that his origin? Yeah, well, he reads a lot of books
[00:34:13] Yes, but he gets raped too. He goes to prison because he raped a 14 year old girl
[00:34:17] But he gets more and uh, yeah, and it's because nick nullty suppressed evidence
[00:34:24] Saying that the girl was a whore
[00:34:26] That's awesome. Yeah
[00:34:28] Well, it's a remake of a movie from like 1912. No, it's from like the 50s. Of course. It's from the 50s Adam. It was hyperbole. I'm sorry
[00:34:39] No, no
[00:34:41] What's it called? Cape Fear Cape Fear. I think I almost watched the original because I was on an old movie bin. They're both great
[00:34:48] Yeah, they're both really fucking good. The remake was one of the first DVDs I bought
[00:34:54] Mm. Oh
[00:34:56] Yeah, it was Robert Mitchum because I was on a Robert Mitchum kick. Yeah
[00:35:01] I watched a couple of his fucking movies
[00:35:03] That guy's awesome. Dude. He would just be when he's old and he was ugly like when he's young
[00:35:08] He's a nice piece of ass
[00:35:10] But he got old and his face didn't he got fatter, but his face didn't get bigger
[00:35:15] His face was rugged. So he had that like little little face, but he's sitting on like a couple of chins
[00:35:19] He was just made out of cigarettes and whores wanted to fucking remove even in the 70s
[00:35:24] They were all like can we please suck your dick Robert Mitchum? He's like sorry bitch. I gotta do I gotta look for clues
[00:35:31] They love looking for clues instead of getting pussy and detective shows. How about slobbered clicheam slobbered clicheam
[00:35:38] Listen, I need pussy. Listen. I need to see your pussy
[00:35:41] I need to put my tongue on it and lick it one second. Let me uh look at pussy
[00:35:45] I couldn't tell you but I do want to lick your pussy
[00:35:48] Mm-hmm. We shot a nice deep gravitas ass voice. Yeah, I'm glad I sound like a robot
[00:35:55] I'm kind of the I want to talk like this and I want to get my dick sucked
[00:35:59] I wish I sounded even more like a robot like this
[00:36:03] Um, no, not like that kind of robot to like uh speech like I can't let you do that
[00:36:09] I'm sorry Michael. I'm gay. I know my penis is too small to do that. Like how
[00:36:14] I'm doing gay shit right now. Like who? Nothing. Like who from what?
[00:36:19] And what year did it come out and who directed it?
[00:36:22] Who directed it at? Who directed it at?
[00:36:24] He smiled even bigger. I
[00:36:27] Don't know. I want to know. Yeah, I did it Tyler
[00:36:33] I can't do that Michael. I'm getting horny doing having sex with the robot in the computer
[00:36:39] I can't let you fuck me Michael. I gave Syria penis and I'm sucking it in here Michael
[00:36:44] Who does the voices Jeff Daniels? Yes, Jeff Daniels. Yeah, it's Tyler Parrish. Shut up. No, it ain't
[00:36:51] I'm sorry private spyware was used to hack journalists and activists around the world according to multiple new sources
[00:36:59] From the Saudis no from a different group of people interesting. Yeah, do you have any guesses about that Adam?
[00:37:06] Black people
[00:37:08] Yeah, it was Jesse Jackson
[00:37:15] Sharpton
[00:37:17] He's stealing everybody's diet to stay on every day hacking do they not big hackers
[00:37:23] They're not big activists. It's more of like an email people and ask them for money. Yeah
[00:37:28] It's funny that everyone should on those Nigerians forever and then now literally everybody has a go fund me
[00:37:35] That's true and then I gerunds were at least offering you a friend is lying there at least get dude
[00:37:40] Yeah, I'm a prince that you have an option to make more money. I would rather give a fake prince money than a fake musician
[00:37:50] I needed the money to work on my novel
[00:37:53] So just say you're a prince
[00:37:57] There was a go fund me for the
[00:37:59] There's a German girl crying when Germany lost to england in the euro
[00:38:02] Somebody called him and not called her and I was like well her grandma killed and frank, which is funny
[00:38:07] Yeah, it's a good joke funny
[00:38:08] And then they made a go fund me for the girl for just crying at a soccer again
[00:38:12] Come on give her give her give her a 30 bucks and let her get a fucking ice cream
[00:38:17] Yeah, let her go to a free game or something. Yeah, you know Nazis versus Nazis versus Jews or that would be awesome
[00:38:23] That would be pretty cool. You would get smoked
[00:38:26] Germany and soccer fucks you up and so they're incredible in soccer
[00:38:29] But they would be in line. Here's the thing though. They wouldn't be able to use all the like half Turks and like black guys on the
[00:38:34] Okay. Yeah, pure irons. It'd be all Thomas. It would be it would be closer
[00:38:40] Because half that team is like german's and still wax if they got all irons only then still wax
[00:38:45] Yeah, who are the best Jewish soccer players? Oh, not a long list
[00:38:51] Not a long list. Oh the first oh Mario bala telly was raised by Jews is that so yeah in Italy mario
[00:38:57] You get him the black guy. I take him. Yeah, mario. Yeah, mario. But damn. No, no, that's
[00:39:06] That's how we learn how to rape
[00:39:09] Balotelli no, no, oh, I'm doing it. I'm actually instead of going with the fact I'm trying to yes, and the joke. Uh, yeah
[00:39:17] Uh he was saying oh, that's a guy. I love crows Adam. How about Mario Balotelli Mario Batali motherfuckers
[00:39:29] He loves crocs. He loves raping. I guess so I guess crocs got popular after that. He's the guy who put him on the map
[00:39:38] He was the fucking say he was the jesus of crocs. He had to die
[00:39:42] He had to die for hours. He had to die for this. He had to die for his sins and the rest of the sins every croc wearing rapist
[00:39:50] He absolved them by getting canceled. I think how long do you think it's gonna be before chefs to go back to being fucking like
[00:39:56] It's just okay. Well, no just some job. Nobody gives a shit about
[00:40:00] Oh, there's Anthony Bourdain kind of changed it up for them and he's been dead for going on 10 years now. Is it been that long? Yeah, there's a new doc out there
[00:40:13] No, that's awesome, dude. I love how little of this podcast is facts. Yeah, well, we live in a post factual world
[00:40:21] That's true. It's fake. You often people often wonder these guys they're true renegades
[00:40:26] Yeah, they say all of this stuff where somebody say the renegades of funk that that they would be
[00:40:32] I'm gonna start saying that now a lot of people say that we're the renegades of funk myself
[00:40:38] Tom Moreau is described. This is the most dangerous podcast
[00:40:44] A lot of people call for it to be illegal
[00:40:46] And they wonder why haven't we've been canceled and the answer simple because we're liars
[00:40:51] Yep, and that's that's really what you got to be
[00:40:53] You don't know what we're saying is real what it's fake what we mean what we don't mean
[00:40:58] We're a fucking enigma wrapped in a fucking the only real question
[00:41:02] wrapped in a fucking other harder question answer an enigma wrapped in a thin plastic wrapper covered in yogurt and shoved up my
[00:41:12] Coven and strawberry flavored low fat yogurt
[00:41:17] That's curdling at the edges and damn no
[00:41:19] Right up next to that's my one a goger did I want to be on the go
[00:41:25] Even go gert that's what they call it even go
[00:41:28] Even go here you can show up here even go
[00:41:32] Even go even more go go go
[00:41:38] Go or go
[00:41:41] Yeah, that was awesome marketing because that was one of the most
[00:41:43] It's hard. It's fucking
[00:41:45] Items well, do you like if you don't have enough minutes in the day go gert laren go bert laren bober laren bober go gert
[00:41:53] Oh, yeah
[00:41:54] Yeah, what's that it's funny because there's I don't pay attention
[00:41:57] But I assume like I've done most of my life if someone's in congress or something
[00:42:02] They're probably a lawyer
[00:42:04] They probably fucking like yeah, you know hands. I'm going to professional career
[00:42:08] We probably had their sights set on a career in politics or entire life
[00:42:15] Maintain some kind of you know like
[00:42:18] Like ostensibly like squeaky record or whatever. Mm-hmm. Now. There's all these people
[00:42:24] Because I don't pay attention. Yeah, and they'll be like, you know somebody that's like, you know
[00:42:28] And I'm like wow they're gonna be taking this out of context
[00:42:31] They said that indian people shouldn't be allowed in best buy
[00:42:33] Yeah, and then you look into it and this is like a woman who's like political life started when she got arrested for screaming the n-word
[00:42:41] A jambages
[00:42:44] And then it's like zavaro video where it's like well
[00:42:46] They don't want me to say it. They shouldn't have called the place that and then like everyone in denver is like, okay
[00:42:52] Well, this should be the mayor. Yeah
[00:42:55] This lady should be the mayor because
[00:42:57] You know, I'm imagining her sucking my cock while holding that assault rifle
[00:43:04] And that they're like, yeah
[00:43:07] There is one bitch that with an assault rifle had left suck me off. Yeah, no
[00:43:13] All about
[00:43:15] Lauren bobert thing is and she's got like a husband or a boyfriend
[00:43:19] That her and her and the boyfriend got into like a fight with two girls at like a bowling alley 10 years ago
[00:43:24] And now husband like pulled his penis out and showed it
[00:43:30] They're like 14 years old. I don't remember the details. That sounds about right
[00:43:34] Lauren bobert's husband showed the child's penis
[00:43:38] Bowling alley. That's the best part
[00:43:41] Cause at cosmic blacklight bowling. Oh, yeah, he smeared his cock with fucking glow sticks
[00:43:47] Imagine your oh, yeah, I would get sucked off by this lady bober. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir
[00:43:52] Yes, sir. I would put it and you know what I would get a assault rifle. You know how sometimes they have knives at the end
[00:44:00] I would put a dildo on it and fuck her in the pussy with that while she sucked my dick
[00:44:04] Bobert's such a funny name too because it's like it conveys sort of that like to tonic
[00:44:10] Uh, you know like like sort of fascist undertone or whatever, but then it also sounds like a clown's name
[00:44:17] Yeah, it's like a nazi retard
[00:44:25] Yeah, I would I would like to get my
[00:44:37] Bobert owns shooters grill a restaurant in rifle, Colorado
[00:44:41] Jesus places name rifle Colorado. Yeah, I'm moving to get pussy Maryland
[00:44:48] Dude, that's the comedy we need to start. I'm sorry. I'm buying a town called pussy lick video games
[00:44:56] Yeah, they're busy. Yeah, it's called sticking my bike hitting the back walls playing the mass effect rerelease
[00:45:04] Virginia
[00:45:06] Whoa, now we need a little plot of land between uh between our ancestral hometowns of Baltimore and Montgomery County apparently
[00:45:13] Bobert's mother filed multiple paternity suits against a professional wrestler
[00:45:18] Alleging that Stan Lee Lane was her father
[00:45:24] And in 1990 he took he finally took the test and he was ruled out. Oh wow
[00:45:30] So she was just getting so she she's just getting worked. So so Lauren Bobert is the is the progeny of basically
[00:45:38] Instead of you know how you make a suicide. Mm-hmm. We put every drink. Yeah, cup
[00:45:43] That's what went into her mother's pussy. Yeah, suicide of white trash and professional wrestlers from the 90s and from florida. Yeah, um
[00:45:55] Who was it? Who was the professional wrestler?
[00:45:57] Uh gentleman named Stan Lane
[00:46:01] Stan Lane wrestler who was in the
[00:46:04] He was in the wcw who's in the continental wrestling association
[00:46:09] Is it?
[00:46:10] Well, Lauren Bobert obtained her ged in 2020
[00:46:16] Literally just some dumb bitch
[00:46:20] Dude, I would tell you I as someone that's taken the ged test
[00:46:23] If you can't pass that when you're in fourth grade you're a fucking abject moron
[00:46:31] Dude, honestly Stan Lane's a hot piece of ass
[00:46:34] What does Lauren Bobert's mom look like? I'm gonna jack off to the
[00:46:39] I was like off to thinking about Lauren Bobert as well a twitter account attributed to Bobert's mother
[00:46:44] And comments attributed to Bobert and her mother on youtube videos a blog blog posts between
[00:46:50] 2008 and 2013 continue to allege that Lane is Bobert's father
[00:46:58] And he was part of a rusted tag team called the fabulous ones
[00:47:02] She has double team by the fabulous ones. That's a fucking great name, dude
[00:47:07] Oh, no, now i'm kind of on her side. They uh, she got the cops called on her because
[00:47:11] Her neighbors believe that her pit bulls were threatening their dogs
[00:47:15] Uh solidarity, huh? Dude her entire you go look at her her wikipedia page
[00:47:21] You go to small business ownership and every paragraph is like, whoa, there was a lawsuit filed because like every story is just
[00:47:29] Yeah, like she tried to open a mcdonald's franchise, but the person they hired to be ronald molested 18 children
[00:47:35] In 2017 80 people who attended a garfield county fair became ill from food poisoning after eating pork sliders from the temporary
[00:47:44] Location set up by shooters grill. That's awesome and smoked house 1776. What does that mean?
[00:47:53] You
[00:47:56] Was not a
[00:47:58] As the founders weren't eating barbecue. That's awesome. Dude. Look at the fabulous smoke house 1776
[00:48:07] Look at the fabulous ones dude. They're fucking hot. Those guys are hotter one is that stanley
[00:48:13] That's i mean, that just kind of looks like me. I guess no
[00:48:16] It looks like me with my hair growing. No, it looks like me
[00:48:20] Examine the only one with hollong hair here and it looks like me. I have long hair
[00:48:25] No, you don't don't take advantage of the medium where no one can actually see your hair
[00:48:29] You take advantage of the medium all the time. No, I don't
[00:48:33] I take advantage of the double xl
[00:48:35] You that
[00:48:40] Yes, it does. No it doesn't. Yes, it doesn't make any sense
[00:48:44] Makes about as much sense as smoke house 1776 makes more sense than that. It's just clever turn to frame here
[00:48:49] I was thinking fireman subs was the stupidest name for restaurant
[00:48:53] I've ever heard
[00:48:56] Fucking Denver. Yeah, like that's the fucking weirdest. She lives in oil country. That's uh
[00:49:03] What do you mean? She lives in oil? So jason you're saying they don't live or in colorado. I meant not denver
[00:49:10] They don't live in like a
[00:49:12] city
[00:49:13] in like uh
[00:49:14] Like a barbecue place so they do
[00:49:17] What do you mean? I'm asking what your point is
[00:49:19] Well, they don't I don't think that they're from denver different Colorado. They're from Colorado. Yeah, okay suck my fucking dick
[00:49:26] Dude, what did I do you said you corrected me? Oh, I'm sorry
[00:49:30] Denver in Colorado interchangeable charge on concern. Yeah
[00:49:34] You know what I meant. I fuck up Portland in Seattle all the time and it's like that's understood. I don't care
[00:49:40] Yeah
[00:49:42] Her husband's pretty badass. Oh, yeah, the guy you showed his penis to children. This guy. He's pretty cool. Yeah
[00:49:52] Oh damn, okay
[00:49:54] Yeah, they love guns
[00:49:58] Lauren um if you suck my penis, I'm willing to change the way I vote
[00:50:02] It's pretty funny to have a gun themed restaurant
[00:50:06] Yeah, it's what she's one of those people. It's never come. I feel like that she's yes
[00:50:11] You shouldn't be you shouldn't be a lot because there's women like that right there are and
[00:50:16] You know, it's like all this stuff about uh, I think there was a mistake in history
[00:50:21] It's like oh women shouldn't be able to vote
[00:50:23] They shouldn't have rights. That was wrong. Okay, but the ones that people who have never busted
[00:50:29] Yes should not be like no rights. Well, not that they shouldn't have rights. They shouldn't be making decisions
[00:50:35] You need post-not clarity to make exactly. Yep. Exactly. Yes, sir. I'm with you 100
[00:50:40] I to have somebody that's like voting on something. Should we go to war with Iran and you're filled with a lifetime of sexual tension, right?
[00:50:49] Right the closest you've ever come
[00:50:51] To getting off is when you were on your way to jail after your
[00:50:55] Boyfriend exposed his penis to children. Yes, and you were trying to process that and then you had what was called the work
[00:51:02] Defoss it that was already pretty much closed off just
[00:51:05] Yep. Yep. You got that last bit of torque into it and it sealed off her life now. It's a trusted shot
[00:51:11] Yep
[00:51:12] And this is who you want. I don't know she seems like
[00:51:15] Judging from her mother. Yeah, who's getting filled up by wrestlers
[00:51:20] She seems like the kind of trash that does fuck a lot her what her what her progenies of
[00:51:26] I don't know. I don't like her teeth. Actually, I wouldn't fuck her. Oh really? She fucked up teeth
[00:51:31] I only got those stupid teeth. Yeah, well you know who else has fucked up teeth out of you
[00:51:36] I might see that fun. No, I just have to get my wisdom. No, I know we've we made a pact to never announce it on the show
[00:51:43] What do you say you wear fake teeth?
[00:51:45] Because you never you never got your adult never lost your baby teeth
[00:51:50] You have a big baby teeth. Yeah
[00:51:52] A little s t and have their parents grew up with what they called a california philosophy for baby rearing
[00:51:59] Okay, and they made made it so that I wouldn't lose my baby teeth. How did they do that?
[00:52:04] Well, I was breastfed till 17. Yeah, I wasn't given solid food and the natural milks the natural milk proteins. Yeah
[00:52:12] I have the teeth that this bitch lives in a place called Garfield County
[00:52:17] What the hell is that?
[00:52:20] The you look they got the like all uh, that's her teeth here comes here comes the fiscal calendar for the year for the county
[00:52:27] We got the January 1st Tuesday
[00:52:31] We starts
[00:52:34] Six days a week no fucking Mondays
[00:52:38] 2015
[00:52:39] Boba was cited from misdemeanor disorderly conduct at a music festival telling officers you
[00:52:44] That there are rest of a couple of underage drinkers was unconstitutional because the t-shirt said not received Miranda warnings
[00:52:52] That's good
[00:52:54] This bitch is fucking this bitches on her in order as for you shit. Mm-hmm
[00:53:00] Yeah, exactly. She like thinks she's a genius at the constitution
[00:53:06] Lauren Blobert
[00:53:09] Lauren Blobert and Ernie
[00:53:11] That would be awesome. She's getting fucked by two fucked in the pussy
[00:53:16] Muppets do you want to pussy or do you ask burt?
[00:53:19] I'll start with the mouth. Ah Ernie my penis doesn't get hard anymore
[00:53:28] Unless you bite my nipples. Yeah
[00:53:32] Uh, well, I guess I'll start with the ass then but it would be funny to leave her pussy completely untouched here
[00:53:37] She is with her gun and her constitution t-shirt
[00:53:40] And whatever what's going on in this business? There's trophies a laptop this fucking like bullshit reclaimed wood. Don't tread on me
[00:53:53] And then just crosses every just big fucking that's so fucking lame
[00:53:58] Let's go to hooters who the fuck would go eat there and shooter is grill
[00:54:03] No, first of all, no one's got big tits. It looks like yeah
[00:54:06] See there was already restaurants for people like this and they were all destroyed by the fucking recession
[00:54:12] I was stuck with this garbage version that like makes them end up in federal prison for rating the capital
[00:54:18] Imagine if these people still had a hard rock cafe and yes planning a holly boy. Yeah chilies
[00:54:24] Honest friend chasas
[00:54:25] Chevy's Chi Chi's
[00:54:27] Bannegan's yes, sir. Don't even get me started. I'm with you, bro. I love that style of fucking restaurant
[00:54:34] Look when you grow up poor. That's fine dining to you. I remember I go. I go. She always a white marsh
[00:54:39] That that shit that shit existed for a middle class. It doesn't that is gone. Yep. They fucking these these these young kids
[00:54:48] They have no idea. They don't understand poor babies. They're either they live in abject poverty or they're rich
[00:54:53] Yep, there's nothing for there's that middle class doesn't exist anymore. You got to go to bannegan's
[00:54:58] Yeah, and be kind of Irish you got to try bannegan's you got like now we're sticking with we're a chilies family
[00:55:04] But we like that we tried it we had you go to you meet grandpa there for a dinner at four p.m
[00:55:11] Yeah, yeah, dude
[00:55:13] Outback sometimes when you're feeling fancy. I mean yeah outback's a nice restaurant
[00:55:18] When we were celebrating some it's like yeah, we'll go to outback
[00:55:21] But you know when it's just a sunday
[00:55:23] Whole family's got the fucking day off. Let's go to chilies
[00:55:26] Mm-hmm. Let's get some of the fucking little fucking
[00:55:29] Spicy chicken tenders they got that they have another name for yeah, so who let's all have some fucking nachos as a family
[00:55:37] Oh, yeah, she does says she does no her teeth aren't that weird. They're fine. They're fine
[00:55:41] Being a nuz being a misogynist throughout this bitch is fucking yeah
[00:55:45] Yeah, yeah, I apologize. You're being you fucking massages saying you wouldn't fuck this dumb bitch. Yeah, dude
[00:55:50] I apologize to her
[00:55:52] You would let those two scrape the top party's got a she's got a no chin big front teeth situation that I don't find attractive
[00:56:01] It can go sideways in a lot of ways. This would adam culta no chin big front teeth situation
[00:56:06] Oh, well, she does that quite a chin in a professional headshot. No, you're as quite a chint
[00:56:11] It's got a turtle. You're wrong about like whether or not you find their attractive. It's just the basic facts right
[00:56:18] You're just so gorgeous. No one's saying she's gorgeous. No one's saying she's good
[00:56:23] She could suck our little nutty. I agree with Nick. She's the most beautiful
[00:56:29] All right, I guess she does have a chin. Yeah, I'm sorry. I take it back to I haven't looked at many pictures of her until just now on the show
[00:56:37] But I'm doing this for the left. So yeah
[00:56:41] She does have a very specific porno pornographic look that she looks post porn
[00:56:46] She looks she looks post whose nail in Palin. Yeah
[00:56:51] Like a lot of her styles. I would vote. I would vote for Lisa. I would vote for Lisa
[00:56:58] I would vote for sports journalist Lisa Lisa Lisa
[00:57:07] Going to Catalonia dude, I can't wait to go to Europe for my first time I
[00:57:11] Can't wait I'm gonna get off the plane my foreskin is just gonna regrow
[00:57:17] That you're going to slur up. I'm going to slur up. Yeah, and I
[00:57:27] Love being in Perry
[00:57:29] With my my girlfriend's French boyfriend. Yeah, well he's showing us the cell
[00:57:35] No, he's giving us a place to stay and you go to the Eiffel Tower. They're like I'm so senior about
[00:57:48] Reserve the for the entire year
[00:57:53] To have and I'm not supposed to say this part
[00:57:59] We there come the France is only comedian
[00:58:02] What a what a beautiful there used to be too, but the other one went to jail for the night
[00:58:08] The Quirrell guy
[00:58:11] Is that a real?
[00:58:13] There's the youngsters over at Charlie Hebdo, of course their mad magazine. Yes, sure does
[00:58:21] Just was it Muhammad picture did you all picture Muhammad shit? Yeah
[00:58:27] So you're not allowed to draw a picture of them
[00:58:29] Not if you're a Muslim does anybody know what he looks like I
[00:58:34] Mean I've never seen a picture. I don't understand how they have that rule
[00:58:39] I would be here. There's like a four-year-old in right in
[00:58:43] Colombia if I was like to drop I was in elementary school
[00:58:47] I was in first grade and they're like you could you're not done on to draw Muhammad?
[00:58:50] And then I would be like you know
[00:58:52] I would draw a face and then one eye and then a smile
[00:58:56] Yeah, and then pretend I'm about to draw the second eye
[00:59:01] They're like don't do it. Oh, no, and I would play Muhammad chicken all the time
[00:59:06] Right well, how would they even know it's Muhammad if no one knows what he looks like yeah, it's true is he bald
[00:59:11] Does he ever you have to say it's Muhammad cuz can I be honest? Here's what I think of I think of Gandhi, but he's jacked
[00:59:17] He's fucking yo, bro. He's got a bigger beard. So like Z's
[00:59:28] Huh Z's is who you imagine
[00:59:30] The from the bodybuilding forms. I don't know about that shit. I know
[00:59:36] Z's this is what my
[00:59:38] It looks like Z's I don't know who Z's is you well, you know now. I just showed you a picture
[00:59:46] Oh, that's him. Yeah, no in my mind. He's bald like Gandhi
[00:59:50] Oh the bigger beard and he's jacks the disease and that's that's but the prophet Muhammad
[00:59:57] It's crazy he died at the height of scene hair
[01:00:01] So he's dead. Yeah, he died pretty young too. I think we're from
[01:00:04] 23 24 now you know congenital heart defect
[01:00:08] He was like the hero of the bodybuilding forms because he started off like that and went to the other picture
[01:00:14] Two three years. Oh cool. They look like a buff version of Adam basically then became
[01:00:19] And then he just died because he got jacked
[01:00:22] Now you had a undiagnosed congenital heart defect and he went into a sauna
[01:00:26] Oh, yeah, I mean
[01:00:33] Yeah, well, I mean if you get a heart sauna ran first everyone should go get unnecessary medical procedures
[01:00:39] I think I actually did something like that. I did a test of some kind. Yeah, I'm fit as a horse. Yes, my name is sauna
[01:00:48] Yes, I'm good afternoon. You've reached the desk a sauna jacuzzi
[01:00:51] Good afternoon. You reached the desk of sauna hot tub jacuzzi
[01:01:00] And today
[01:01:02] You are taking a two and a half hour lunch break
[01:01:08] Oh damn disease was hot dude. Mm-hmm. I hope he got pussy before he died
[01:01:12] Yeah, this is this is right before the world kind of just before all that culture war stuff for you
[01:01:17] You just go online and call people gay and look in pictures of muscle man all day
[01:01:23] Xbox one
[01:01:25] Xbox 360 was still the oh hell. Yeah modern warfare. Now. That was the air brother. Yeah, dude 360
[01:01:32] Oh
[01:01:33] The drinking muscle milk and smoking weed lifting weights and playing modern warfare. Yep
[01:01:39] Yes, damn. I wish I was 21 still instead of a fucking old faggot
[01:01:43] Well, it looks like all the waitresses at shooters grill have guns on them. Do they have big tits?
[01:01:49] Uh, no, she's the hottest of her. Oh
[01:01:52] Of her friend group get the fuck out of here
[01:01:55] Let's see if one of them has faked or big tits. I just lost the pic. That's fucked up
[01:02:00] She can't be the hottest one. Honestly. None of them have big tits
[01:02:05] That's so fucked up. Well, that's a little kid, but okay. Well, I need to know that man a little kid has a gun
[01:02:10] Yeah, she's got a gun. She's not racism a gun. I wish they made head holsters for guns
[01:02:17] Like a gun on your head. Well, just like on the side
[01:02:20] Like a like a like a like a hat no like just over here with like the laser the points of people
[01:02:27] Would you shoot like this?
[01:02:29] I remember in elementary school my friend Justin taping a laser pointer to the side of his glasses
[01:02:34] That's pretty cool. I think I've told this story
[01:02:36] You were doing shit like that. No, and then shining the laser pointer and a retarded kid
[01:02:42] Right. Right. That's right
[01:02:47] It's a simple
[01:02:49] I mean, it's so mean
[01:02:51] But then it's like russian ala like well, he's already
[01:02:54] Wait, it's not good doing anything worse
[01:02:56] Oh, my
[01:03:02] Man kids are such pieces. I'm not gonna fuck his brains up anymore
[01:03:07] And it's fuck this way. It's safe. It's a safe way to do it
[01:03:15] Oh
[01:03:18] Your honor he was like that before
[01:03:21] This way we don't risk getting what else getting retarded. Oh, man, you know, it's like
[01:03:29] Maybe I should just accept them a bad person
[01:03:32] It does make me happier. Yeah, dude. Don't do stuff like that. But if you hear about it happening
[01:03:38] laugh
[01:03:41] And enjoy it enjoy it
[01:03:43] Enjoy enjoy enjoy the memory of pulling a retarded child. I was not involved
[01:03:48] I just witnessed it happening and occurs it by crying laughing
[01:03:58] You were party
[01:04:04] Uh, you know, and I say it's like well kids are pretty bad
[01:04:07] But here I am
[01:04:09] 47 years old
[01:04:11] Laughing at it. Well, it's you know, it's in the past. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah tragedy? What do you do? Laugh? Not laugh
[01:04:19] Yeah, then that then that poor fucking child got his eyes lasered in for no reason
[01:04:25] It is funny to be able to have the cops during the protests
[01:04:29] Yeah, the cops were like I was lazed and I can't see anymore. Yeah, and it's like, okay
[01:04:34] We're supposed to believe that
[01:04:35] Soring chemicals in people's faces does nothing or no permanent damage, right?
[01:04:41] They they shot a they shot a lady. They blinded a couple motherfuckers. What the fuck?
[01:04:46] Lady this week. That's this that this story is fucking weird because it's like
[01:04:51] There's no evidence that the actual thing the original thing even happened
[01:04:55] What was the original thing? It was a video where some some ladies like fucking like y'all gonna let a man show his penis to children
[01:05:02] Is that the spa it's a spa, but there's no there was no trans person. It seems like this face. That was a hoax
[01:05:08] Yeah, yeah, and then now wait what happened?
[01:05:12] Literally nothing happened Korean spa that were like they're not letting trans women
[01:05:17] They were letting trans people into the
[01:05:19] Business didn't even do anything, but now like pro trans protesters are protesting outside of
[01:05:25] The spa yeah to pro to I've been to that spa to counter protest the proud board
[01:05:30] But it's like you're in Los Angeles doesn't make any fucking sense
[01:05:35] Yeah, it's weird
[01:05:37] Oh things in op dude. It's an op but then some shake out shop by the l.a.p.
[01:05:42] Yeah with a gun with a less lethal gun
[01:05:46] Oh rubber bullets. Yeah, but how close was she?
[01:05:49] I'd like to see them try to
[01:05:51] Drive that shit to me dude. Yeah
[01:05:54] Chance I'd fucking eat those rubber bullets
[01:05:56] I'd fucking stand there and I would and because of the power of communism would I wouldn't make it so that nothing hurts
[01:06:03] I gotta say help me. Oh brother. Yeah, I wish I could use that to make my dick hard the power of having skimmed coral marks
[01:06:11] Will make me indestructible
[01:06:15] To destroy any spa or whatever happened at that place
[01:06:19] Any business that I somebody there was an event there was a fucking meet-up that I clicked on
[01:06:25] And now I'm here to confront the police. I thought I was getting pushy from train a trans lady in a spa
[01:06:31] To make skanks fast to leave now here. I am
[01:06:35] Well at those korean spas. It's like they separate the genders. Oh, yes
[01:06:40] So they don't want a korean spa. How about a four million spa and it's for me to poop on
[01:06:49] How about that?
[01:06:51] Like a triumph the insult comic dog. Yeah
[01:06:55] About triumph the insult comic log and I go to events and I have my penis fully wrapped coming out of my pants
[01:07:02] And there's a microphone attached to my leg that goes up to the top of my penis
[01:07:07] And I'm like what what are you waiting for the new uh gay xbox?
[01:07:13] Are you in line to buy the xbox for gay people?
[01:07:17] And please talk it through my penis for the
[01:07:23] Immediately arrested immediately arrested. I'm trying to get on konai ryan. Wait. What do you mean? It was canceled
[01:07:31] No, this is my big chime
[01:07:34] Conans and institution
[01:07:36] Letterman. I can pull out my phone right now and show you at least five different jewish people in my context
[01:07:42] I'm a writer
[01:07:44] To tonight epic the today. They had lay david letterman show the late show with david um
[01:07:51] Leno it is a satirical character called penis the in saw comic dog
[01:07:58] I have a bow tie a small boat novelty bow tie on the tip of my penis
[01:08:04] I am filled with viagra to make sure I am not aroused. I'm just filled with the gules with viagra
[01:08:10] I use the same kind of injectable viagra that harvey wine stein use
[01:08:16] To cast good will hunt
[01:08:20] So unless you have a problem with the jews and entertainment unless you got a
[01:08:26] Harvey wine stein you'll take these
[01:08:28] Unless you're an anti-semit you'll take these handcuffs off of me right now
[01:08:32] That's gotta be vulnerable to be hard with your dick i'm friends with laren bober
[01:08:41] I'm friends with a lot of different. Excuse me. I can call of laren bober right now and i'll tell her i was doing my famous
[01:08:46] triumphing saw comic dog bit in line at the lego store
[01:08:52] I was asking children if they were buying gay legos
[01:08:57] With my penis really close to their mouths
[01:09:00] With a tiny fake microphone
[01:09:07] That's my penis and they and now i'm in jail
[01:09:16] Jail
[01:09:18] Jail for it. It's called freedom of speech called the constitution lady. I wasn't giving my marenda rights. What is this communist france?
[01:09:26] Where are we the the peris tower?
[01:09:30] We're watching jerry sineville have sex with fucking
[01:09:44] Your heart has been out the whole time for me to poo for me to pop on
[01:09:49] Those legos look cool for me to pop on for me to poop
[01:09:54] Like
[01:09:58] There's a man's penis
[01:10:01] Ah boy to go back to that french accents thing the only one that didn't sound like
[01:10:07] Like every other one was brussels
[01:10:10] And it sounded just you have a clench accent and it's from holding a
[01:10:15] Holding holding on to your boyfriend with your cheeks. Yeah, that's true. You do have that style of accent
[01:10:21] dude, anyway, which he did brussels and it was just like
[01:10:26] He just made them sound like pussies
[01:10:28] Like
[01:10:33] And then I was like well the only person I know from brussels is the most badass guy of all time so muscles from brussels
[01:10:39] Maybe you should shut the fuck up real quick
[01:10:42] Before you before you get fucking
[01:10:44] Mmm guy do a split some pleasure in the day. How about this? Just as a thought experiment
[01:10:50] AOC and Lauren bobert scissoring and I like that it's broadcast on a jumbo tron in the national mall
[01:10:56] Yeah, it's a pretty american of yours. Yeah, that would be great. He'll the nation. I think it's not about it
[01:11:02] It's about time for some common ground directed by harmony korean
[01:11:07] That'd be pretty cool. No, we need a more we need a more mainstream voice. Yeah, we couldn't we couldn't do so art house
[01:11:14] Yeah, we need some that the main street and wall street could agree. Maybe zach Snyder
[01:11:19] Zach Snyder. That's not bad. Yeah
[01:11:23] Slow-motion shots of a super slow-mo have like a slow-down version of like a ready popular song but done
[01:11:31] Yeah, minor chord. Yeah. Yeah jump
[01:11:44] And it's the AOC's titties are jumping. I watched the michael man man hunter the other night. Dude, I just watched that
[01:11:51] It's it's good with one just glaring flaw. Okay. Let's hear it is that all those the scenes where the CSI guy is like
[01:12:01] Looking over the crime scene. It is you touch a pussy. Didn't you?
[01:12:05] Did you?
[01:12:08] Was just become more absurd each time there's one where he's just like he's climbed the patree
[01:12:13] I love that he's in the zone. He's at the crime scene in the tree and he's like you watched her didn't you?
[01:12:18] Fucking did you? That's how you hunt a man, bro. Yeah, you gotta do that. Anyway, it's very good movie
[01:12:27] It was it was really good. I know good. I just watched to live and die in LA because of that guy's also in it pretty badass
[01:12:34] Hilarious, do you see this is a picture of my penis do you see this is my penis? Do you see do you see my penis?
[01:12:43] Do you see I really thought we were all gonna watch space to him and talk about it
[01:12:47] We'll watch it for the next one everybody suck my fucking penis. I'm gonna rea small dick. I'm gay
[01:12:56] Welcome to my
[01:12:58] I was getting really upset though like I was just reading random people's reviews to space jam
[01:13:03] And it's just like these fucking losers just like this is artless corporate
[01:13:08] Garbage just like what the fuck were you expecting?
[01:13:11] Were they expecting something that was gonna be like fucking it's not like the first space jam was the first space jam
[01:13:17] Who are you? Yeah, the first space jam is a terrible movie
[01:13:20] But who are you talking about this complaining that space jam just fucking like the you know the kids on letterbox?
[01:13:26] I was just going through random reviews. You're hanging out with children again
[01:13:33] I'm searching in letterbox. I don't think it's hanging out with children
[01:13:36] I think it's uh stalking children anonymously on the internet. Would you fuck them if they will ask you to?
[01:13:44] It's a certain point in your life. You just you people saying that space jam is worthless
[01:13:48] If you're like us you're fucking that you're around nothing but hipsters or whatever
[01:13:53] As a Brooklyn guy you kind of have to have respect but hipster
[01:13:56] Prepettifiles at a certain point. Yeah, because they're the only people that are the original hips
[01:14:00] They're not trying to like you know, they're they're upfront about it
[01:14:04] They want something from kids and it's not their approval. No
[01:14:08] It's the it's the little cocks piece of ashes. Yeah. Yeah, my dad told me growing up
[01:14:14] He said petafiles. They're only interested in one thing. All they want from you thing
[01:14:20] They want you in particular. That's my my pappy sat me down
[01:14:25] We're gonna we're gonna sex you out for cash
[01:14:27] We're renting out giraffe sati things are tough this month. Yeah
[01:14:34] We're gonna need your whole
[01:14:36] Difference just wallace from wallace and grommet, but he's like grommet. I have a new idea
[01:14:43] We're gonna sell adam's ass from money
[01:14:46] We're going to prostitute our child grommet. It's a bib for adam's ass that makes it look like a pussy
[01:14:54] in case anyone
[01:14:56] Bubble in case anyone thought that was real. I just want to clarify that that never happened
[01:15:01] It's real and i'm
[01:15:04] And it's real grommet. It happened grommet grommet
[01:15:08] Adam got raped from body. Adam was a prostitute your child prostitute
[01:15:15] grommet
[01:15:17] Oh damn, dude. I'm not doing that. I'm thinking about a little buffalo chicken deli sandwich
[01:15:22] Oh, yeah, let's get a let's get a little nice. Nice little lunch going. Yeah, let's get a nicer like
[01:15:29] Let's get like let's order something like I'm I just said you guys can order. I've got a deli sandwich in my heart
[01:15:36] Okay, I'm saying let's go to a different deli
[01:15:39] Okay, well maybe nice and well in neighborhood
[01:15:42] I'm I'm good. I kind of just like a little
[01:15:45] But but listen i'm down but I just want a bodega sandwich. I want buffalo chicken
[01:15:50] Here's what I'm gonna go to the grocery store and eat an entire rotisserie chicken
[01:15:55] That's good. He's I had that for dinner the other night. I did it literally yesterday respect
[01:15:59] Yeah, I'm thinking this is a passport card. You got one of these notes. I don't think so. Oh, it's just your new york
[01:16:06] dude
[01:16:06] honestly
[01:16:08] I'm thinking five little chicken the five dollar rotisserie chicken is just the best deal
[01:16:13] It's great. Well, it's it's fucking nine dollars now, dude. Is it yeah fucking cpi going up
[01:16:21] Chicken pussy index. I've been saying it for years hyperinflation is coming folks and there's only one solution
[01:16:27] Having sex with female congress members
[01:16:31] So you can get once they're fully legalized insider trading
[01:16:34] Get wifed up now find yourself a laren bobert asker. Let's make apple illegal
[01:16:39] But we're gonna call a bunch of put options on apple beforehand. Yes, and then the pass the bill
[01:16:45] It'll get struck down. It won't pass constitutional muster, but it won't matter will already have made
[01:16:50] 80 million dollars overnight perfect and then you and then you leave her for a young piece of
[01:16:57] That's called men going their own way
[01:16:59] And it's something I'd like to talk more to you guys about if you want to subscribe to the double patreon
[01:17:04] Oh, there we got it though. We have a second patreon to patreon to electric boogaloo. That's awesome
[01:17:10] Honestly, not a bad idea. I also want plantain chips
[01:17:13] Yeah, so send stop plantain chips but like spite a little spicy kind at at kl5
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[01:17:22] That's right
[01:17:24] Goodbye folks. Bye. Bye