[00:00:00] Okay. Well, it's been, it's been a while. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We're back. We're back

[00:00:10] in full motherfucking effect. And if you thought that we're just going to like bring

[00:00:16] it.

[00:00:17] Yeah.

[00:00:18] That's when we, you know, we took a break and we're reenergized and ready to go. No,

[00:00:27] if anything, we all realized how much more we enjoyed our lives without having to do this

[00:00:31] show. Oh my God. But, you know, I will say I did the way this is, so I'm looking at Apple

[00:00:37] music and seeing, you know, there's like, originally it was J-pop for like Japanese

[00:00:41] pop. Yes. And then there's K-pop for Korean pop. Oh, oh. And now they got this new one,

[00:00:47] right? What's that stand for? Huh? What do you think that stands for? Chinese pop, Chinese

[00:00:55] or something like, you know, I mean, it's all the slurs, all sorts of, yeah, the sleral

[00:01:01] so starts with, okay, okay. That's true. I would have, I would have guessed Chinese.

[00:01:08] Chinese, I guess you think something else does stand for Chinese. Yeah, I know that for sure.

[00:01:13] There was a category called in pop. Right. That's what I was worried about. I thought

[00:01:17] it was like some country I haven't, I didn't think of called in pop. Oh, but C-pop, C-pop.

[00:01:24] I don't like it. It sounds as much like CPAP. Yeah, the machine. I'm going to get a CPAP

[00:01:29] machine. C-pop machine. And it's just headphones that play Chinese pop.

[00:01:33] It's played that Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan, that's good. Okay, I love you. You know what

[00:01:38] I'll say? Okay, so, okay, I love you. Banger, banger, so one thing that I'm not on TikTok,

[00:01:48] but they've started doing the fake like TikToks on Instagram. I think a lot of Chinese bitches

[00:01:53] dancing and I'm, I'm pretty interested in what they got going on over there. Yeah. So

[00:02:01] smooth. Do you think they give pussy to this song in Chinese? I think so. Maybe on like,

[00:02:08] on like your after Chinese prom. After Chinese prom you fuck to this. This is the song you,

[00:02:13] this is the song the state sanctioned you could lose your virginity. At prom when they

[00:02:17] select the Sonya and Johnny Cage of prom. This is so good. Do you think that what is it?

[00:02:30] So every song to them is just in a gaudet of Vida. Basically, yeah. It kind of just sounds,

[00:02:35] it's got, it's just slurred like slurred. They have a language and in a gaudet of Vida

[00:02:39] basically. It's one of the greatest songs I've ever done. Yeah, I agree. It's cool.

[00:02:51] It's just when, when Elton John heard this song, he said, this is the kind of song that

[00:02:56] makes me wish that I had been Chinese instead of gay. As I never, I wish I got it checked

[00:03:04] off Chinese instead of gay. He's, he's never, I never regretted being gay. I thought, why

[00:03:13] couldn't I have been Chinese instead? And had that as my disability? Yep. My fancy disability.

[00:03:20] Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were going to say he regrets not ever tasting pussy because

[00:03:25] only the man, only a man who's tasted pussy nectar. Yeah. Could make a song. It kind of

[00:03:32] sounds like he's singing it while eating pussy. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's

[00:03:35] kind of like, that's what it feels like. When I eat pussy, that's what's going on in my

[00:03:39] head. Yeah. That's the soundtrack. Yeah. Mm hmm. What's up dudes? I've missed you. Adam,

[00:03:46] you had a little, a Euro trip I heard. Yeah. You went hitchhiking. No, I rented a car.

[00:03:54] You went bare backing across. Yeah. You went bare backing across France. Yeah. You got

[00:03:58] raped by, who's that guy's character in Euro trip? Mm hmm. From SNL. Dude, I went to, you

[00:04:04] know, Tom, the train in the train. You know, niece pizza? No. It's, it's pretty good. It's

[00:04:10] good pizza. The one by, uh, come on everybody. Yeah. There's like a turf. Oh yeah. That place

[00:04:14] was good. There's a turf war between them and Speedy Romeo. Is it there? But I went there

[00:04:19] the other night and it was like right before, right before like a rainstorm breaks. So like

[00:04:24] the, the air is whipping around. Mm hmm. It's cute. I love that stuff. And they had to knock

[00:04:29] the whole front open and the waiter who's like, he's like, he's like older or something. I

[00:04:34] don't know. He might have been the guy that owns the place. Yeah. Wearing like a warrior

[00:04:37] is fitted. Oh yeah. And, but like French and maybe like Algerian or something. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:44] And just drunk as hell on. Oh fuck yeah. And just being like, what do you want? Dude,

[00:04:54] and he did his job. Yeah. It was great. It was good serve. I feel like you of all people

[00:04:58] respect someone. Yeah. Drunken do their job. Can we get the Savoyard pizza? And he's like,

[00:05:04] okay. Just sort of like, just super like what? And then he's like listening to like weird

[00:05:10] French house music blasting it in the. Yeah. Those guys absolutely. No, that guy was awesome.

[00:05:16] I went to Mars something about how cool that guy was. Yeah. Just so it's got like the like

[00:05:21] the like the old like trip hop club scene guys. Mm hmm. They just hang out and doo doo doo doo

[00:05:29] doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[00:05:31] and shit. Listen to shit like that. Yeah. I mean, more like more like ambience stuff like

[00:05:35] the drum and bass like the subculture from like 20 years ago where people would like

[00:05:40] hang out and like. So kind of like that but slower. Dun dun dun dun. Yeah. We'll go ahead.

[00:05:47] We'll listen to some just like it. It's like from a fight sequence. Guys, you should have

[00:05:52] seen this. I feel like you should have seen this Algerian French guy. Dude, I really

[00:05:57] nothing notable about him other than I had a nice dinner and it was funny watching this

[00:06:02] guy being trash. It worked. No, but I think it's important that we listen to some music.

[00:06:07] Always. Okay. We only listen to music on this podcast. I think I was pretty close. It is

[00:06:12] funny. It's I heard that people are they upload the show to YouTube and then they have to

[00:06:16] take the music out. Oh, really? So they can. So we should just have music going on the

[00:06:20] whole time. Well, they just edit it out so they can monitor. But if we have it going

[00:06:23] on in the background, they're never able to do it. That's like we have to celebrate

[00:06:28] that song. Play the entire. Yeah, that'd be so funny. That's honestly what it was. Listen,

[00:06:33] you motherfuckers need to start kicking up. Okay. No, what I think about this is a mafia

[00:06:37] family. We need to get our little fucking taste of all your little YouTube channels.

[00:06:41] I brought that up because they have to edit the music out. So the idea would be to catch

[00:06:46] I'd be like, Hey, Adam, what's my name? Nick. Okay, say my name again. Nicholas. Hold on.

[00:06:53] Say slow. Wait. One second. And then say, okay, say the first part of my name. And then.

[00:07:06] I bet you that's not enough though. Say, go random. Oh, I see. I see you're trying

[00:07:13] to do it. So they edit the music out and Adam has said the N word. Yeah, it's like, like

[00:07:18] a mad magazine fold in which I always was my favorite part of mad magazine. That would

[00:07:25] piss me off. I would never be able to get it right. So we're doing we're doing downtown

[00:07:30] fold ins by cutting them cutting the Eagles out. But by the way, I thought that was the

[00:07:36] ambient music. No, no, no, no, no, no, we can play all this because I have dirt on Don

[00:07:43] Hanley. I know. Right. They can never so murderous pedophile. Yeah, we should just get this show

[00:07:49] and there's multiple copyright arrangements. We just are playing the Beatles and Michael

[00:07:55] Jackson. Just playing Prince. I think this guy was a fan. We should glad he's dead. We

[00:08:06] should start a battle with Lars Ulrich. That's what you're the one guy who would not stand

[00:08:11] for his copyright infringement. He can suck my dick, frankly, he can scars my whole day

[00:08:19] scars my whole day scarves my whole day. Yeah, I only slept two hours last night. I was

[00:08:27] a little worried about doing the show, but I feel. Oh, you had the Sunday scariest. The

[00:08:32] what? It's like when someone on Sunday night is scared to go back to the to work to the

[00:08:37] workplace. Yeah, yeah. Now, to be honest with you, I was just up till 2 a.m. playing Breath

[00:08:42] of the Wild. Good game. Did you play it? Yeah, I bought it when it came out and never touched

[00:08:47] it. I played it. I was playing breast of a child. I forgot I was playing breast of God

[00:08:53] girls. How about that? Fuck. And actually, that's funny. Yeah, you were

[00:09:07] playing penis of a child. Yeah, well, I was playing breast of hot girls. Can we get the

[00:09:12] official score Nick? No, I got 30. 30. What's that called? What's that called? Intenence.

[00:09:19] Don't all the scores have different names? Yeah, I don't think so. 15 loves 30 love.

[00:09:25] It's 30 15 my way, bitch. Don't even think that you're I don't know. I'm thinking I

[00:09:31] I aced you that I said that was a child. That was a nice I said, breast of hot girl back.

[00:09:36] You fell on your ass and then I said at Rolong and a carose golf golf is just yeah, birdie

[00:09:42] old Irish and Scottish people that can't handle like not giving everything a nickname. Yeah,

[00:09:48] birdie and eagle. Yeah. There's two can give him the old eagle, just Barrow would give

[00:09:54] him the eagle. Yeah, you know, suck his dick. Why don't you just say that? Is that what

[00:10:00] you go on and get your eagle on? Yeah, girl drop down. That's what the band the Eagles

[00:10:04] is. The Eagles are about second. Nelly song is about second. Dirty laundry. Don Henley

[00:10:11] famously wrote about that. He had to go do a show one time and literally every piece

[00:10:16] of clothing he owned was rock hard with other guys. He just he walked out on stage and his

[00:10:24] cowboy boots only with a guitar. He's like, well, I really hope the red hot chili peppers

[00:10:29] don't steal this 30 years later. 30 years later. It's not Henley completely naked and

[00:10:38] then Marty McFly in the audience being like her not Marty McFly in the audience. The

[00:10:43] guy from back to the guy who called his cousin. He's like, Hey, it's me Eric Flea, your cousin.

[00:10:51] You got to hear about this. It's me John that looks like Will Ferrell. Your cousin. That's

[00:10:58] the drummer's name. Yeah. It's funny because it's a chat. It's a point of that seems racist

[00:11:03] because it claims that a five foot two white man invented rock and roll. That's true. They

[00:11:10] still are from who he's at Marvin. Yeah. It's your cousin. Yeah. Oh, Martin. It's your cousin

[00:11:20] Jeffy Luther King. You got to be dreaming, bro. We got to there's a new dream. You got

[00:11:31] to say. Yeah. You're Stokely Carmichael. It's me. Ephraim Carmichael. I got an idea.

[00:11:49] Oh, man. Marty McFly is like, we got a cure Parkinson's bite. He means necessary. We should

[00:11:58] say that. That's awesome. So it becomes like a Parkinson's thing. He starts the Parkinson's

[00:12:02] Panthers. Yeah. It's just a bunch of shaky motherfuckers and turtle lips. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:08] I like that. The Parkinson's Panthers. We got something going on here. So I never, you

[00:12:17] know, I didn't think about the show at all except one time I thought of, I wish the show

[00:12:21] was on so I could say this, this thought that popped in my head and it was a suck dick

[00:12:25] burg is Mitch Hedberg. No, you just leave it. It sucked. It was like I used to, I used

[00:12:31] to suck. I used to suck. I still do, but I used to too. That's, you know, I was doing

[00:12:38] it. I was doing it. No, no, I'm sorry. It was get Hedberg. Yeah. I used to get my dick

[00:12:42] sucked. Get Hedberg. Get Hedberg. I'm getting Hedberg. You're sucking. No, no. I was walking

[00:12:49] to my apartment doing Jeff Fox barely. If you don't get any pussy, you might be Jeff Fox.

[00:12:56] You just might be me. If you're dick is small. If you get scared when you see a pussy,

[00:13:09] you might be Jeff Fox. If your balls are so small, they make a dang noise when they hit

[00:13:14] each other. They dang lock a bail. You might be Jeff Fox barely. I love Jeff Fox barely.

[00:13:25] Yeah. I kind of want to get a little jacket and go on just shave my shit down to the mustache.

[00:13:29] Dude, you should get that. Yeah. And then ask for spots that like the stain for your triumph

[00:13:34] for your life. Saturday night. Not my audience at all. Yeah. I'm fucking like no stage presence

[00:13:41] with. And people probably would laugh the first few times. Yeah. And then you do it for

[00:13:47] 15 straight. I would bomb. Yeah. You would absolutely bomb. Yeah. You have a nice. If

[00:13:52] you're a fucking fag. Yeah. You just even start abandoning the fucking outline of the bit.

[00:13:59] You're fucking fat. I mean, I'm just folks. If you might suck dick barely, you just

[00:14:08] fucking heard. We're having to clean up afterwards being like that was fucking funny. What's the

[00:14:13] matter with you? Fags. Doubles down. It's about kills. He's like, he was right. You guys are

[00:14:20] fucking fast. Look at this guy. Where'd you get that shirt? The women's bathroom. It

[00:14:28] was on the floor. Some tranny used it. The wiper pussy. Her fake pussy. Yeah. Places shaking.

[00:14:37] The place is hooting and hollering with special guest Aaron Bird. Aaron Bird is hosting. I

[00:14:47] guess it'll be awesome. Just the first sketch opens and it's clearly a women's bathroom.

[00:14:51] A New Jersey turn by. And then Alec Baldwin and like high bit like they're falling over

[00:14:58] on high heels in a wig. Yeah. Yeah. I was wondering if there was a place I could pull

[00:15:03] my penis out in front of the child. In front of a baby. A baby child. Yeah. What SNL would

[00:15:10] have been if Shane had stayed on VH1. God. We could have had that. What? Yeah, dude.

[00:15:23] Man my fucking back is fucked up from sleeping on a little ass Greek mattress. Yeah. I need

[00:15:28] how do I fix my back? I feel like a strain in my lower back. Maybe get a acute puncture.

[00:15:32] We're in your lower back. It's like fucking. Backshoots fucking tricks. It's fucked me

[00:15:36] up. Dude, it's been I just had a fucked up back for a month now. Yeah. Really. How's your

[00:15:40] concerns with the motherland? It's like your lower back muscles. They're like your abs

[00:15:44] if like hold you up basically. Yeah. So they're just a weird fucked up strain and they're always

[00:15:49] getting. Yeah. So you can't you know it's not like another thing where you can just

[00:15:52] fuck it. Just rest it. Yeah. And that's what sucks too. You know, it's my stroke muscles.

[00:15:58] Every time I fuck it gets aggravated. So you got to fuck on your back. I use my arms.

[00:16:02] I use my arms. I put the charge kind of guy. I got that. That's a good idea. You're literally

[00:16:08] a bouncy castle. I have like a pair of bars over my bed and I fuck like the murder ball

[00:16:12] guy. That's what I'm going to start. Slam my hand. I'm going to have a start fucking

[00:16:21] that way. You know me. You know, that's how powerful men like to. But it fucks my shit

[00:16:27] Iraq veteran style. Yeah, I respect that. That's a nod to the I just got back soldiers

[00:16:32] Afghanistan and boy are my arms because I have to use them to have sex. I was raping

[00:16:40] civilians and you got to get into Germany because their father was an interpreter for

[00:16:53] the US Army. You might be Jeff Fox. You might be Jeff Fox barely. You might be a fucking

[00:16:58] **** there it is. And that's my time. I'm a big closer. I'm saying a really long word.

[00:17:12] Yeah. Hey, sound guy. You got my music. You really got a nail. This one brother. There

[00:17:23] is. I'm going to listen to the Eagles for a couple minutes. Well, I think about new

[00:17:29] bits. The blue. What about the blue penis comedy? Yeah, y'all. Thanks for having me.

[00:17:33] I know I've got about four and a half minutes. Let's just chill out and listen to the Eagles

[00:17:38] for a second. I'm going to write some jokes right now in this little break. Just fucking

[00:17:45] smokey little one. Lighten the chill them up. I'm going to get my chill down. Some good

[00:17:56] fucking song. Oh, yeah. I got this song. What are these? We was like one of these gas.

[00:18:04] That's a good bit. Oh, yeah. This is a **** banger. Yes, sir.

[00:18:24] I got a few of my sucking up. That's the **** I want to. I want to show you. Oh, ****

[00:18:43] I got tired of that last song, but I need another couple minutes. Give me your chair.

[00:18:56] I don't want to sit on the stool. Give me a real chair. I need a back. You like my sunglasses?

[00:19:05] Yeah, I'm just ****. Yeah, you should do this, man. People leaving. I'm a crazy to get

[00:19:18] up the business and putting them in a pen. Is this the Eagles to start handling this?

[00:19:37] Yeah, that's awesome. I'm just going to really make all the children listen to this, man.

[00:19:51] They can't handle cool old man. Yeah, handle gone and I'm sorry you're like, oh, I need

[00:19:57] to listen to Grimes or Katy Perry. Yeah, well, you young kids are talking Carly Rae Jepson.

[00:20:06] My new music music that I'm listening to. Carly Rae Jepson and Kelly Clark's Burgh Kelly

[00:20:13] Clarkson. They love Kelly Clark's just he's zoomers. You can't get enough of Kelly Clark's

[00:20:19] if you're 17 years old, you're probably listening to **** to Ruben stutters. They love alumni ****

[00:20:28] American Idol. You probably listen to Dottree. You're listening to Chris Dottree. You're listening

[00:20:36] to that guy with the silver hair. Yeah, yeah. You can't handle murderous pedophile. San

[00:20:42] Jaya. Yes, San Jaya. Of course, William Hong. They love you. You have those zoomers. They

[00:20:48] **** love American Idol 2003 American Idol. Yeah, Don Henley definitely **** kids, huh?

[00:21:02] Is that what people are saying? No, there was a dead kid in his house. Yeah, that is with

[00:21:09] the song Dirty Laundry's about. Yeah. Oh, he wrote a song about killing a child. It's about

[00:21:13] an ambitious, ambitious child. D. A. Trying to take them. That wasn't a D. A. The D. A.

[00:21:19] It was just one reporter at K. T. L. A. Nice. Nice. There was sort of a classic. Your

[00:21:26] farts got stronger. Looney Tunes style. That was like a soundboard fart. You could be

[00:21:32] a Foley artist for that. You know, it's like when I get back to Greece, I just kind of

[00:21:36] recharge all that. That was a clump style fart. You're going to put that in a damn movie.

[00:21:43] Got a call from Nick. He's trying to hold it in like a good soldier. But he got to. Oh,

[00:21:56] so I was telling Nick before you got here, stop. But what? You guys were talking without

[00:22:02] me. Yeah, we were talking. I thought we all. He's going to do the beep. I see. We all

[00:22:08] agree. We never talk. Anyway, go ahead. I went on my friends bachelor part of this

[00:22:16] weekend and went to the go see the dead. Oh, hell yeah. And it was stuffy like my candy

[00:22:22] bowl. Dude, I was good. I was waiting to compliment on you with you on that when there

[00:22:26] was a low in the conversation. Thanks. Got a bowl of magnums and blue cheese. I don't

[00:22:31] know what you're saying. What are those pussy wipes? What's the what's that card, Ben?

[00:22:35] It's an EBT card. I think I'm going to be a card. Are you scamming the government?

[00:22:41] No, I used to be poor. Oh, it's an old one. It's an old one. No, it's like, Oh, this

[00:22:47] was for this is my little joke that I was sending around to my group chats that I'm

[00:22:53] putting this out on Halloween. I just got I just moved to

[00:22:59] Connecticut and I want I want the locals to be had, you know, Magnum condoms, Dick pills

[00:23:06] and fucking points and then EBT. Is that CBD or is that real weed? It's CBD. We're not

[00:23:15] sure. Say the name of the company. No, no, no, no, no, easy. No, we're not. I see you

[00:23:21] pee. Oh, yeah. But anyway, it was just John, John Mayer is Jerry now. No, he's just in

[00:23:27] the Grateful Dead. He's in the dead in co said co but it's Jerry Garcia's dead, right?

[00:23:33] Yeah, it's been dead since then 95 chill out dude. I mean, I'm not a deadhead. That's

[00:23:38] the first time I've but honestly being in that in that environment was really fucking

[00:23:44] dark dark. Yeah, people that are still hippies in 2021 about scary RC. Yeah. And he's like

[00:23:52] I'm a vampire boo. Go. Scary R. Yeah. Yeah. God's me. Scary retard. Yeah. I'm also in

[00:24:03] the CIA. We're bad. I'm a spy. I'm a vampire. I'm a scary. I was gonna say it's in the

[00:24:07] CIA. Cina. And he's actually. Oh, yeah. What about Jerry? You can't see me because I'm

[00:24:13] an over time. It goes. That isn't good. Yeah. You're right. What about Jerry? Mind of Mincea,

[00:24:24] we gotta give it to him. Did he do I? No, no, it's retarded because it's I don't care

[00:24:32] what Joe Rogan has to say. What's funny about it is it's an impression of officer doofy.

[00:24:37] It's not even an actual retard. Who's officer doofy from scary movie? Oh, yeah. You're

[00:24:43] right. I put my fingers in my ass. The retard cop who was not. It's crazy that that guy

[00:24:49] had a job in the Obama administration. Yeah. That actor by quit acting. He was head of

[00:24:55] the national security. Well, he was like part of the Indian liaison. No, I was a part

[00:24:59] of that. You're thinking of Cal Penn? No, I'm pretty sure my officer. No, his officer

[00:25:04] do. And so it's higher. He had to be a character as a communications officer. He had to go out.

[00:25:16] Yeah, he had to do Jen. He's job. It was part of my administration. I'm gonna hire all

[00:25:21] of my favorite characters from parody movies. Came out in the last 15 years. I watched epic

[00:25:28] movie this weekend. Leslie Nays brothers will be dressed as the white chicks. It will be

[00:25:33] taking turns as my press secretary. Man, I tell you, there's one thing I love. It's watching

[00:25:42] Jen Psaki completely take Peter Ducey for a walk every day when he asked dumb questions.

[00:25:50] Peter Ducey is that is that a guy? It's just a big piece of walking shit. Yeah. Is it a

[00:25:57] big piece of shit with my ass when he has a gen sex? Disrespectful questions of the

[00:26:02] administration. And who is that from Fox and Friends when she refuses day? No, that's his

[00:26:07] dad. Oh, it's his son. That's so funny. What a gay ass family. Do see, do see, first of

[00:26:15] all, your name is Ducey. It's a cute name for shit. Yeah. And then you both fucking are

[00:26:20] gay. Both I Republicans and friends, even if like, even if it was inaudible, even if

[00:26:26] like the show had never been produced with sound by accident, and I caught it. Yes. It

[00:26:32] just had been going on the air. It's completely silent directly in the nursing homes. Yep.

[00:26:37] The deaf residents that kind of enjoyed the break from the cacophony of your final years.

[00:26:43] Yeah. Even if it had even if it had been inaudible, this show would read like as if there was

[00:26:52] something wrong just on like how they're seated. Yeah, because they're always they're all old

[00:26:56] people that are like sitting as a

[00:26:58] these are bending to their foot. Yeah, they're like all the way. They're always at the edge

[00:27:02] of the couch. Yeah. And they're like, let's let's what's going on with Iraq. Yeah. What

[00:27:07] the hell is? And they don't use any of the couch. I know. Just shoved up their ass. They

[00:27:14] basically shove a couch. Maybe you wouldn't be so fucking uptight about the virus, Brian

[00:27:19] Kilmeade. If you fucking got a you sat in a chair like a grown man. So true. And not this

[00:27:26] not the fucking not the like finger tinting, you know, whatever like a posture is. You

[00:27:33] get a nice strap. We'll get we'll get a couple of elementary school chairs. Big kid chairs,

[00:27:40] big ones and swing them around and you can pop the other way. So they sit sit on them

[00:27:44] in the cool style. Yeah. Cool teacher. And then we're getting everybody kangle hats and

[00:27:48] they're allowed to say mother fucker on the show. That will be sick. Yeah. Fuck. What was

[00:27:56] I going to say? Oh, yeah. I forgot. I forgot to. You were telling an anecdote, Adam. Oh,

[00:27:59] yeah, something. Go ahead. Finish. I'll finish my anecdote. Please do it. But anyway, so

[00:28:04] then like, we're like leaving the show and I guess the second half of the experience is

[00:28:10] going to shake down, which is the lot where it's like all the people selling stuff after

[00:28:16] the show, right? And this like, were you showing cock? No, I was not selling boy. I was not

[00:28:22] horing myself out of the grateful dead shake down. Were you putting that bushy out on the

[00:28:27] stroll? No, but yeah, me and me and all my friends were all dosed up. And this like old

[00:28:33] time or like had to be 75, but like just came up to us. And he's just like, he's like,

[00:28:39] me and the news was here, man. And they asked me, man, they were like, your impression of

[00:28:46] everyone over the age of 50. No, it's not. I'm not going to do an impression that he was

[00:28:51] like me. It's always that same guy. It's always Mark Merrin. All right. Well, so what did Mark

[00:28:59] Merrin have to say? He was maybe he sounded like this, the guy. No, that's always your

[00:29:03] impression to be fair. To be fair, there's probably 1.6 billion people on the planet.

[00:29:10] Look, if we're doing math, you're right. That's probably better. Do it math. And we're not.

[00:29:16] And that's the prize. That's why we're losing. Coming up on Fox and better chairs. Fox and

[00:29:22] Fox and futons. Fox and futons. That would be nice. Yeah. So what's this old guy have

[00:29:27] to say? Yeah, it was like the news was here, man. And they wanted to talk to me, man. And

[00:29:31] they said, what happened here? And I said, something happened here, man. We talked to

[00:29:37] God tonight, man. And then I was just like, whatever, I was under the influence. I just

[00:29:42] looked at him and I was like, you're like, that's beautiful. And I was like, that didn't happen.

[00:29:47] Right? And he was like, you owned him. He just walked away real sad. He was like, yeah,

[00:29:53] it's an oldie, but a goodie. Bad. And then he just like disappears into this fucking free

[00:29:57] car. And he was just telling you a story about one time when the news showed up. The news

[00:30:02] showed up one time in the 40 years he's been going to these shows. But then my one friend

[00:30:07] who was there is that guy's happy though. He's living his his, like the life he wants to live.

[00:30:14] Yeah. Yeah. That's what really bumped me. I bet you, you know what? To be honest with

[00:30:18] you, I've been happy lately. Yeah. And all I did was clean my apartment. It's all it takes

[00:30:22] your time. Jordan Peterson. Yeah, he is right. He's right. I've also been doing a lot of

[00:30:27] Klonopin. You have to take pills and do gay ass chores to be happy. You know, I was wondering

[00:30:33] if it's possible to tuck your penis into your ass. Just on a zoom. He's made $10,000

[00:30:43] to lecture. All is some other nerd. Yes, actually, there are, it seems it's scrolls

[00:30:51] it's impossible that all of the Greek philosophers would tuck their penis into their ass and

[00:30:56] would used to be a sign of masculinity. And it wasn't some weird sort of gay thumbs up.

[00:31:02] It was a game when I used to do it. I have often put my penis into my own ass. Well,

[00:31:08] I would, but it's too short. So I tuck it into my glue it into my balls. I'm doing George

[00:31:14] Lucas. That's fine. And then I put my balls in my ass. I, my dick doesn't reach. So I

[00:31:22] put my balls in my ass. That's, that's very interesting. George, the George Lucas versus

[00:31:29] Jordan Peterson debate. Jordan Peterson interviews. Would you ever consider having Jar Jar Binks

[00:31:38] except his head is a penis? And you can suck in the ears. The long ears are balls. Yeah,

[00:31:49] actually, yes. I thought about that in dreams that I had, but the computers at the time

[00:31:58] when the Phantom Menace came out, they told me that it wasn't possible to do the computers.

[00:32:04] And I found out years later that they, the lawyers had actually circumvented my orders

[00:32:11] and told the animators not to make Jar Jar's a man. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,

[00:32:18] years. The studio had given me complete control up until that point. The board voted against

[00:32:23] me secretly behind my back and they removed the penis head Jar Jar. And that was the beginning

[00:32:29] of the end. And that's when I called up Robin Williams and I told him to kill himself. I

[00:32:34] said, I knew you did it. You was behind a piece of shit. I mistakenly thought for a

[00:32:38] second when I started saying that he had played Jar Jar Binks for some reason. For some reason,

[00:32:46] I personally, Robin Williams was doing that weird. I was imagining Jar Jar Binks and I

[00:33:04] was imagining Robin Williams being like, Oh, what's this? Oh, and I get this try to get

[00:33:11] this about Jed Liv. Instead of Jed died, that sounds bad. Sounds like Jew, which we all

[00:33:19] know is bad. Luckily, we don't have any of those in space except what except water. We

[00:33:25] have to kill them. Darth Vader, they say his mom machine, the man. Cool. That sounds pretty

[00:33:35] cool to me. I wish I was a machine. What kind of machine an answering machine? You have

[00:33:40] just reached the picture of my penis. You've reached the picture of my penis machine. Leave

[00:33:58] a message for this. I won't hear it, but this picture of my penis will. I got a phone for

[00:34:07] a picture of my penis. Picture of your dick. Yeah, that's good stuff right there. You've

[00:34:27] reached a picture of the black face. To explain what to say, what kind of machine is Darth

[00:34:34] Vader? You've reached a picture of my penis. Oh, fuck, dude. Boys, I'm thinking we get

[00:34:44] a diner style breakfast somewhere. I would love that. I've actually been I've been back

[00:34:48] on the diet kick. Okay. Just because it took took a while to sober up. Mm hmm. And I've

[00:34:55] been sober for two months. Nice. That's cool. Now I got it. I clean my apartment. Yeah,

[00:35:02] my next move is sobriety actually because what fucked me more than anything on the road

[00:35:05] and by the way, thank you to everybody who came out to these fucking shows. They were

[00:35:08] awesome. And this is a pleasure tour keeps rolling coming to a city near motherfucking

[00:35:13] you. But the thing that fucked me up more than anything was getting fucking high out of my

[00:35:17] mind because it's like, yeah, you can like if you're sober, even if you have a couple

[00:35:23] drinks, it's like, all right, you might have a couple fries here there. But when you're

[00:35:26] fucking high as shit, you're like, all right, let me order four pizzas by myself. No, I

[00:35:30] feel like I legitimately turned into a cocaine act this year. Yeah. In the past, it was always

[00:35:35] like recreational. But then this year with like, I don't know, like with New Year's ending

[00:35:40] and then everybody was like, I don't know. I mean, I guess I started like socializing

[00:35:43] more. Right. That's just what happened. Yeah. Got friends who just came addicted to cocaine.

[00:35:48] Yeah, it was just all over. I was hanging out in Chelsea a lot. Yeah, a bunch of guys.

[00:35:53] Yeah. Yeah. My new friends hanging out with my got into jock's age, my German bodybuilding

[00:35:59] fans. Yeah. They invited me over and I don't even remember most of it. They were like,

[00:36:06] we will put it on your asshole to nom it. Yeah. And then once you got into cocaine,

[00:36:11] I'm like, where was it? Asshole numbing properties. Was I hanging out with Robin Williams for six

[00:36:16] months? That's what you call being suicidal. Yeah. So you go considering killing yourself

[00:36:24] every day? Yeah. I've been doing a lot of hanging out with Robin Williams. Oh, just do it. Yeah.

[00:36:30] Come on, pussy. No, it's gonna be a picture of my pain. Everyone's gonna be happier.

[00:36:34] Just try to talk. Oh, you're a burden him just in the closet.

[00:36:41] Oh, you're an emotional bow. No, that's the thing. It's like, it's and this is because I can tell

[00:36:48] you being on the other side because I really don't ever think about killing myself at all. Yeah.

[00:36:53] In fact, I don't even think I'm like, I think I just kind of grew out of depression at this point.

[00:36:57] It just happens. I mean, yeah, I'm 32. It's like, 32, you're rich. You're life fun, you know.

[00:37:03] My life is nice. Yeah, it's great. It's actually, that's what I was thinking when I was on tour,

[00:37:07] I was like, damn, this shit fucking rules. Like my problem is like, don't have too much of a good

[00:37:14] time and ruin your body more. Yeah. That's my biggest issue. Because what's like, don't have

[00:37:18] too much. Don't have so much fun. You kill yourself is my problem. And that's right. Yeah.

[00:37:24] Yeah. I like I did it there. I went outside and somebody like left a like deep fucking

[00:37:28] gouge in my car after it was because if you live in Brooklyn, like your car is going to get fucked

[00:37:33] up no matter what. Yeah. But it's like, I like, you know, usually if I like park on my block,

[00:37:39] I don't have like an issue with people like hitting my car, but somebody just fucking smashed

[00:37:45] into the back of it and cracked the bumper, you know. And that was annoying. You know,

[00:37:50] it's annoying. I'm like, why don't I buy one of those like bumper bullies? Yeah, I should have

[00:37:54] done that. And then so I just parked it in front of my place. And I was like, I'm not gonna move it

[00:38:00] because I know the neighbors and like, you know, between them and I don't have to worry about that

[00:38:03] shit. And then I go outside and there's like a fucking, I don't know, exactly garbage man or

[00:38:07] something. Oh, no. Like, yeah. But like, like in the past, I would have been like, God,

[00:38:13] they would have like ruined my day. Yeah. Now it's like, all right, well, it's just a fucking car.

[00:38:18] Yeah. You know, I'll go fucking work on it. Well, I mean, not even that. It's like,

[00:38:24] who cares? Yeah, who cares? Like, I am incredibly lucky. Yeah, yeah.

[00:38:28] It's weird. Because you spend a lot of time trying to like force yourself to be grateful.

[00:38:32] And that's when you know you don't actually have anything to be grateful for.

[00:38:35] Right. All right. When it comes easy,

[00:38:38] man, when you're like, you should practice gratefulness. It's because it's been shoved in their face.

[00:38:44] Yeah. Because there's nothing. There's nothing. Most of your life is getting fucked in the

[00:38:48] ass. Yeah. And you're like, well, just be grateful for like the four okay things.

[00:38:52] The one about you. Huh? Ian always talks about grateful.

[00:38:56] Yeah. But that's because he goes to like meetings. Yeah. So he's

[00:38:59] needs to they filled his mind with that poison.

[00:39:04] We should have Ian back on. Actually, I would love to. I'm missing.

[00:39:07] We can't I just switched the accounting software over. So I was having trouble printing checks for

[00:39:12] Yeah, a little bit. But we could have paid Ian and letting him suck our dicks though.

[00:39:16] That's true. I would have. We didn't know. I would have been the most.

[00:39:21] Well, at least I would have got my dick sucked. You know, but I didn't want to have I don't want

[00:39:25] to have something on and then not pay them. My Mrs. Ian. I'm a lady.

[00:39:30] Yeah, dude. I know. I really was kind of I was thankful when I was on tour. I was like,

[00:39:37] damn, this is this is sick. I love doing comedy.

[00:39:43] So much better than a regular fucking stupid fucking job. Oh, yeah. All jobs suck. Yeah.

[00:39:49] You know, I think about a lot. It's like it's just sort of like a fascinating type of guy to me is

[00:39:54] a guy that's sucking your cock. Yeah. You jerk off to. Yeah. He is fascinating.

[00:39:58] This is fast. This is fast. That guy that kind of guy is.

[00:40:01] This is this is fascinating. This is fascinating. I love to interview that kind of guy.

[00:40:07] Yeah, you remember the guys from like 10 years ago that were like the all comedy guys like the

[00:40:12] purple hoodie guys. Sure. In Provance stand up. Yeah. They always had a name like Brendan Scott.

[00:40:17] Ian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They go to this three names. Triple names.

[00:40:22] The Scott Ian Brendan or Brendan Brandon Scott.

[00:40:25] Scotterson. Yeah. Like always like they're up talkers. They're like, what's up? You know, like

[00:40:34] show. Then they're you know, like singing a lot of their punchline. They say you guys a lot. Yeah.

[00:40:39] Yeah. You got like you do. Yeah. Oh my god. Like you do. Because that's the thing. Yeah.

[00:40:48] The original. I mean, now it's beyond. Now it's beyond like parody to be like,

[00:40:53] but they were really doing that. Yeah. Yeah. I can think of so many. I remember those guys.

[00:40:58] And he walked all the way around the store to get a can of beans.

[00:41:09] Oh, yeah. It's like, you know, but just those guys, but they're off stage. A lot of a lot of

[00:41:14] rap lyrics. Yeah. If you don't. Yeah. If you don't. A lot of that rap. If you don't.

[00:41:17] If you don't. Where the the rapper's the funny one. Real hip hop. Yeah. If you're not like part of

[00:41:22] like a scene, then you don't like get a taste of their off stage interactions, but they're always

[00:41:26] like career oriented. And I can't think of a single one that any of this worked out for. No,

[00:41:32] they're probably in some writers, some horrible writers are monitoring. No, no. I think most

[00:41:36] of them. That doesn't count as working out. Yeah. Yeah. I think most of them. Absolutely.

[00:41:41] Yeah. It's just imagine like a purple hoodie with like leather elbow patches on it.

[00:41:47] Yeah. Under an overpass from like a burning barrel of oil. Something like you do. Yeah.

[00:41:54] They're like, do you mind if I suck your dick for a hit of crack? I like you do.

[00:42:03] It's another homeless people. Yeah. And it's like, how did you end up down here? And it's like,

[00:42:07] I tried to make a dating app. I moved to San Francisco. We played the date on that, but it got the

[00:42:13] market got flooded by women. And I only have a learned Python. I don't know how to, I don't know

[00:42:21] what I wish I knew anything about. Yeah. Other languages. Yeah. Software stuff. So I could do

[00:42:28] that bit. But it's all right, man. The idea is it's a whatever the the the what's the word?

[00:42:34] Corollary. Corollary. And the analog and the software development world to the to the guy that

[00:42:41] used to be the upbeat career oriented, you know, those guys were listening to podcasts before

[00:42:49] anybody. Absolutely. They're like, oh, yeah. And I remember thinking podcasts were fucking so gay

[00:42:54] because of those guys. Yeah. You know, yeah, right. Those guys probably, honestly, delayed this. Yeah,

[00:43:00] podcast happening. Yeah. I just listened to the Kyle Canane interview on badass robot.

[00:43:05] Yeah. And it was actually like kind of really interesting. Yeah. It was actually kind of really,

[00:43:15] he reminds me a lot of myself. Yeah. Because yeah, when you think about it, a lot of like,

[00:43:20] a lot of comedy is about like really finding your voice. I'm still searching for. And that's what

[00:43:27] I heard on the podcast, the podcast. I listened to it on the cartoonishly large headphones. Yeah.

[00:43:33] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, those guys are those guys are the backbone of Marin's whole audience. Yeah.

[00:43:38] It wasn't for those guys who wouldn't have taken off as much. Oh, they love Marin.

[00:43:42] I mean, it's an I love Marin at first too. I don't want to shit talk too much. He has some

[00:43:45] bangers. He had some bangers that for that Louis three partner. How about Mark Barron?

[00:43:51] What's his balls? His balls are dry. No, he's pussy doesn't work. No, I'm in like Barron Trump.

[00:43:57] Oh, wow. And he's like, I'm tall and retarded. I travel time in space and seek out

[00:44:08] new races and information. That's how I imagine he talks.

[00:44:19] Yeah. He is. He's kind of like a weirdo. He's like one of the Prometheus. Yeah.

[00:44:25] I'm not Prometheus really, but he is like some sort of like Mr. Burns when you look like an alien.

[00:44:30] It's like the chozo for Metroid kind of. Yeah. He's like six eleven now. Yeah. He's so big now.

[00:44:37] It would be so funny if he was like the best basketball player of his generation.

[00:44:41] I mean, he's got a really fucking

[00:44:43] league at this point. Yeah. That would be so fucking annoying.

[00:44:48] Actually, it would be sick. He would be a trumpet to fucking the stands.

[00:44:51] It would be like he actually wouldn't be. He wouldn't support his children. No, he wouldn't go to a single game.

[00:44:56] Actually, but no, no, he's a front runner when it comes to his children.

[00:44:58] These other children just happen to be losers. If Trump was a if Barron was a fucking jock,

[00:45:03] just fucking dunking on black people, Trump would love that. Dude, I miss him so much.

[00:45:09] He's all right, dude. You miss Trump? Yeah. When I saw him do you guys still hook up?

[00:45:14] No, it doesn't return. Do you fuck guys that look like Trump?

[00:45:17] No, you know, I don't know. I don't know that. It's been a while since we've recorded.

[00:45:21] No, that's not my father. It might have been your vibe, dude. You might have been getting

[00:45:25] docked out in France by big fat guy business, man. Yeah. We're a girlfriend. Watch.

[00:45:32] I was in this wall. The two or three.

[00:45:38] Back at the bug is thick. Yeah.

[00:45:41] The Genes. They do talk like that. How long are you in France?

[00:45:48] This French German is like, Oh, yes.

[00:45:50] I want to sign failed and to Pupo diaper. Pupo diaper.

[00:45:55] Sign failed.

[00:45:57] Sign failed.

[00:45:57] Kramer.

[00:45:59] Georgia Lane.

[00:46:03] Banya.

[00:46:05] Elaine.

[00:46:06] Sign failed and Kramer. Pupo diaper.

[00:46:11] Uncle Leo.

[00:46:14] Double dip.

[00:46:16] I was in the pool.

[00:46:18] Double.

[00:46:18] This is shrinkage.

[00:46:23] She had man hands.

[00:46:24] Manhans.

[00:46:25] Everyday in Germany.

[00:46:28] That's for German.

[00:46:29] I was there for, I went to Spain for a week.

[00:46:33] We were like ran out of car and drove around. You went to Spain.

[00:46:36] Yeah, it was really nice.

[00:46:37] What was your whole itinerary?

[00:46:38] We were in Paris for a couple of days and then took a train in the south and ran out of car and drove around.

[00:46:44] Went to Marseille. Marseille is really sick.

[00:46:47] Marseille is like the Middle East. It's like wild.

[00:46:50] It's like a port city. It's like a bunch of Algerian dudes.

[00:46:56] I don't think any of them took the vaccine.

[00:46:58] Yeah.

[00:46:59] I went to an Olympic Marseille soccer match. They were just setting fires in the stadium.

[00:47:04] Just chaos.

[00:47:05] You don't soccer?

[00:47:05] She's already?

[00:47:06] Yeah, it's back.

[00:47:08] It was really honestly, it was one of the coolest sport events I've ever been to.

[00:47:12] Those guys go absolutely insane.

[00:47:14] And it's all men. None of them are wearing shirts.

[00:47:18] They're not.

[00:47:18] They're different.

[00:47:19] No broglies allowed for sure.

[00:47:20] No bitches.

[00:47:21] They're different supporters groups that have different angles.

[00:47:25] How about Booty Allen?

[00:47:26] He's like, oh my ass is just so fat.

[00:47:29] Oh my god.

[00:47:30] My ass is just too fat.

[00:47:33] I caked out a thing.

[00:47:35] It looks like that Luigi at the beach picture.

[00:47:37] Yeah.

[00:47:37] I love this.

[00:47:38] I love it.

[00:47:40] And that's Booty Allen.

[00:47:41] That's good.

[00:47:42] Yeah, I think Parisians are faggots,

[00:47:45] but I think people in the south are pretty sick actually.

[00:47:48] Nice.

[00:47:48] Yeah.

[00:47:49] Wow.

[00:47:50] You feel more of an alpha than the guys in Paris.

[00:47:53] We're going to lose our Parisian audience.

[00:47:55] Just fine though.

[00:47:56] I'd be like, we only listen for Adam.

[00:47:59] We had them as the favorite character.

[00:48:02] The Jew character, the Jew cartoon.

[00:48:07] We love the racist Jew cartoon who is an actor

[00:48:10] play with effect knows.

[00:48:13] It's a man who does Jew clown.

[00:48:16] They love clown.

[00:48:16] They love Jerry Lewis.

[00:48:18] No, the comedy is the best comedy is like a guy walking on a tightrope

[00:48:24] and juggling at the same time.

[00:48:27] It's very funny to them.

[00:48:28] Yes.

[00:48:28] And then he does maybe some result in the,

[00:48:33] and he has big red nose.

[00:48:35] And maybe he has a flower and the handkerchief.

[00:48:40] It's square the water.

[00:48:41] And he pulls the handkerchief from his mouth.

[00:48:45] And then he goes,

[00:48:46] they lay in the jar.

[00:48:49] Oh wow.

[00:48:50] You like German style comedy?

[00:48:52] Yes.

[00:48:52] It's a man in a comedy.

[00:48:55] Dude, I went to see Greek comedy because my cousin's house.

[00:48:58] It would be nice.

[00:48:59] Just spend the money.

[00:49:00] What is that?

[00:49:00] Masks?

[00:49:01] Spend the money to shoot it like a 20 minute,

[00:49:03] make it look like.

[00:49:05] Well, you shoot in black and white in the camps, Auschwitz.

[00:49:09] You hire a bunch of actors.

[00:49:11] And the commandant know the German guards are just like,

[00:49:13] Seinfeld!

[00:49:15] Seinfeld don't claim my boo boo.

[00:49:17] Oh god.

[00:49:21] There's just a lot of like,

[00:49:24] just very, just shots of Jews crying,

[00:49:27] just single tears.

[00:49:29] And the camps eating,

[00:49:30] eating like little dried rafts or whatever hiding.

[00:49:34] The mother trying to teach their small child

[00:49:36] how to read in secret.

[00:49:38] Seinfeld don't do lain.

[00:49:43] Go go.

[00:49:45] T-bone.

[00:49:46] What was Greek comedy like?

[00:49:48] Dude, it was like homophobic, right?

[00:49:49] Dude, just, yeah.

[00:49:51] It's this show.

[00:49:52] Yeah, it's the first place.

[00:49:53] It is this show.

[00:49:53] It's this show.

[00:49:54] Oh cool.

[00:49:55] But you know what?

[00:49:56] Not as concise.

[00:49:58] Like, I watch sketch comedy.

[00:49:59] All the sketches are like...

[00:50:00] You heard that movie The Octopus.

[00:50:02] The pointy minutes long?

[00:50:03] No.

[00:50:03] What was the movie The Octopus?

[00:50:04] This is a Greek movie, The Octopus.

[00:50:06] I don't remember that.

[00:50:07] It came out like six years ago.

[00:50:10] They got some good movies.

[00:50:11] Yeah, we got some fucking...

[00:50:12] Listen, that's the funny thing is that like...

[00:50:16] There is good fucking movies and there's good art,

[00:50:18] but man, the comedy.

[00:50:19] Your ghost, dude.

[00:50:20] That guy is wrong.

[00:50:20] Yeah, Yorgo.

[00:50:21] Yoraki.

[00:50:23] Yasuda Yorgo.

[00:50:24] Lanti-me.

[00:50:26] But yeah, dude, this shit was like...

[00:50:28] Yeah.

[00:50:29] The jokes were literally like,

[00:50:30] this guy is gay.

[00:50:32] This woman is fat.

[00:50:33] So it's us.

[00:50:34] This woman is fat.

[00:50:35] Literally, yeah, yeah.

[00:50:36] But like people...

[00:50:38] People, people, is it killer?

[00:50:39] Dude, this guy sells out.

[00:50:41] A thousand seabirds.

[00:50:43] A thousand?

[00:50:43] Every day.

[00:50:44] I'm not kidding.

[00:50:45] He only takes Sundays off.

[00:50:47] What?

[00:50:48] And it's...

[00:50:48] Six days a week?

[00:50:50] Six days a week.

[00:50:50] He's the hardest working man in the show.

[00:50:52] He works hard as shit, for real.

[00:50:53] Damn.

[00:50:54] And it's like, and the sketches are like...

[00:50:56] And they're all like,

[00:50:56] he also hosts Family Feud in Greece.

[00:50:59] So there's like...

[00:51:00] He's their Steve Harvey.

[00:51:01] Steve Harvey.

[00:51:01] Steve Harvey.

[00:51:02] Steve Harvey.

[00:51:02] I guess I...

[00:51:03] There's a 15 minute...

[00:51:04] I've completely...

[00:51:05] There's no such movie called The Octopus.

[00:51:06] You think of the lobster?

[00:51:08] No, I'm not thinking of the lobster.

[00:51:09] Well, it's seafood.

[00:51:10] There's a Greek movie from...

[00:51:13] The Lobsters.

[00:51:14] Is it that movie where they're all in a boat?

[00:51:16] They are.

[00:51:17] They're all doing competitions against each other.

[00:51:19] Oh, that movie rocks.

[00:51:20] What the fuck is the name of that movie?

[00:51:22] It's...

[00:51:22] I don't know.

[00:51:23] I remember it was directed by a woman, though.

[00:51:25] Octopus Sally.

[00:51:26] That was her name.

[00:51:27] Octopus Sally Octopus.

[00:51:28] Sally Octopus.

[00:51:29] Yeah, old Sally Octopus.

[00:51:30] Sally Octopus.

[00:51:32] Yeah.

[00:51:32] She's like, hello boys.

[00:51:33] Who's trying to fuck me?

[00:51:35] What's this called?

[00:51:37] I forget.

[00:51:37] That movie's a great movie.

[00:51:38] That movie's sick.

[00:51:39] Yeah.

[00:51:40] Me and George watched that back in the day.

[00:51:41] Spanish people are pretty chill compared to French people.

[00:51:45] They seem like they don't dress like...

[00:51:48] They wear just graphic teas and they're pretty chill.

[00:51:51] But I didn't hear any European people

[00:51:53] when they were hanging out with each other.

[00:51:54] I didn't hear anyone laughing.

[00:51:57] What are you talking about?

[00:51:57] Everyone's just having conversations, but not...

[00:52:00] No.

[00:52:00] No one's making their friends laugh.

[00:52:02] Shut up, dude.

[00:52:02] Yeah, I just...

[00:52:03] That's such a fucking stupid observation.

[00:52:04] Germans laugh all the time.

[00:52:06] They laugh.

[00:52:07] Germans love laughing.

[00:52:08] The French don't laugh for sure.

[00:52:10] The French, I didn't hear them like...

[00:52:12] The people are very serious.

[00:52:13] Greek people laugh big time.

[00:52:14] I'm sure Greek people seem more...

[00:52:16] Greek people laugh.

[00:52:17] Germans laugh.

[00:52:19] They English laugh a lot.

[00:52:20] Greek people, the whole culture...

[00:52:21] Yeah, they're getting pissed.

[00:52:22] The whole culture is hanging out, dude.

[00:52:23] Just killing time.

[00:52:24] Yeah.

[00:52:25] Getting fucked up, drinking beers,

[00:52:27] I thought the beach, drinking coffee.

[00:52:28] I also thought the girls were hotter in Spain.

[00:52:31] I thought girls in Spain are pretty hot.

[00:52:33] They're probably at fatter titties.

[00:52:34] They're pretty hot, dude.

[00:52:36] They're good at Spain.

[00:52:37] You should be good at Spain.

[00:52:38] Adam went there because he thought it

[00:52:39] was...

[00:52:40] He misread it and he thought it was aspane.

[00:52:44] He saw that on the map.

[00:52:45] He's like, I want to go here.

[00:52:46] I need some of that.

[00:52:47] Yeah, I need to get me some of that.

[00:52:49] I need...

[00:52:50] This hits all of my buttons.

[00:52:52] Honey, I'm going to go to Spain a couple...

[00:52:54] I'm going to go to aspane a couple days early.

[00:52:57] Oh, what's this place?

[00:52:58] It sounds cute.

[00:52:59] I'll meet you over there.

[00:52:59] Aspane.

[00:53:00] I'll go check it out.

[00:53:02] I'll go check out this entire country.

[00:53:05] You stay here in the hotel.

[00:53:07] They don't fucking any other guys

[00:53:09] while I'm gone.

[00:53:10] That's the man's job.

[00:53:14] Yeah, that's true.

[00:53:14] That's men's work.

[00:53:16] Your job is to stay here and clean.

[00:53:19] Clean the hotel.

[00:53:20] So you clean the entire hotel.

[00:53:23] Because that was the arrangement I made.

[00:53:25] I'm going to be an aspane.

[00:53:26] I agreed to suck the manager's dick.

[00:53:29] And also, you clean the place.

[00:53:33] It's good, man.

[00:53:34] You got to be thrifty.

[00:53:35] That's smart.

[00:53:36] Now, quickly pack your bags.

[00:53:37] You have to run away because they did not accept my offer.

[00:53:40] And now I'm wanted for sexually assaulting.

[00:53:43] For raping an elderly man in the elderly hotel manager.

[00:53:47] An old Indian man.

[00:53:48] Who couldn't defend himself?

[00:53:50] Please, no sound of no knowledge.

[00:53:51] I unplugged his wheelchair while it was charging.

[00:53:54] It sucked his cock.

[00:53:55] He couldn't get away.

[00:53:57] The perfect crime.

[00:53:58] I love that.

[00:54:00] Yeah, aspane was pretty cool.

[00:54:04] So, France and Spain, was you a little excursion?

[00:54:06] Yeah, it was nice.

[00:54:07] We just drove around to decide where we were going the next day,

[00:54:09] like the night before.

[00:54:10] Where is Ashpane?

[00:54:12] Did you go?

[00:54:13] I went to the coast of Brava, like north of Barcelona,

[00:54:17] south of like the border with France.

[00:54:20] They don't check for your passport or anything.

[00:54:23] You just drive across.

[00:54:25] You're a baby.

[00:54:25] It's pretty cool.

[00:54:29] Yeah, went there.

[00:54:30] Then I went back to America.

[00:54:32] Then I saw the Grateful Dead.

[00:54:34] That was my month.

[00:54:35] That's awesome.

[00:54:36] Yeah, did something called an ice cold fatty in the lot

[00:54:39] at the Dead Show?

[00:54:40] What's that?

[00:54:41] Big old nitrous bloop.

[00:54:42] Hell yeah.

[00:54:44] With some hippies.

[00:54:46] Does that make your voice deep?

[00:54:48] I didn't see it have an effect on my voice.

[00:54:50] They call it hippie crack.

[00:54:52] There's a type of gas you can use.

[00:54:54] It's like the opposite of helium.

[00:54:56] Borium, maybe.

[00:54:57] Maybe.

[00:54:58] I don't know.

[00:54:59] It sounds like a pill Adam takes.

[00:55:02] Every one right before he does the show.

[00:55:03] What if without the pillies like that?

[00:55:05] I forgot my boring.

[00:55:06] Most engaging guy you've ever met in your life.

[00:55:08] Yeah, I have to slow myself down

[00:55:10] to give you guys a chance.

[00:55:12] Give us a fighting chance.

[00:55:14] It said it unlike me with my interesting stories

[00:55:16] such as I saw a French guy and somebody dinged in my car.

[00:55:21] Listen, that's the seasoning on top of this show.

[00:55:24] These are the kind of killer stories

[00:55:26] between the people.

[00:55:28] Not my vacation to Europe.

[00:55:30] Well, look, we got a couple more minutes

[00:55:32] to talk about what kind of breakfast we're going to get.

[00:55:34] Oh, yeah.

[00:55:35] And then we're going to go get it.

[00:55:36] I had about instead of French toast.

[00:55:38] Excuse me.

[00:55:38] Spanish toast.

[00:55:39] Oh, OK.

[00:55:40] We go do that.

[00:55:41] What's on Spanish toast?

[00:55:43] It's French toast, but with salsa instead of syrup.

[00:55:45] That's pretty good.

[00:55:46] It is good.

[00:55:47] It's got pajey on it.

[00:55:49] I make that shit at home all the time.

[00:55:50] Spanish toast.

[00:55:51] Yeah.

[00:55:52] Yeah.

[00:55:53] I think I just want to write.

[00:55:54] I'm sorry, you were saying something Adam.

[00:55:56] You already had breakfast.

[00:55:57] Dude, I honestly.

[00:55:57] Yeah, but I remembered at a diner you can get lunch.

[00:56:00] With the sleep deprivation.

[00:56:01] Fuck you Adam.

[00:56:02] Why?

[00:56:02] Fuck me.

[00:56:03] The sleep deprivation.

[00:56:04] Why?

[00:56:05] I've missed you.

[00:56:07] You say fuck me to me within an hour of seeing me.

[00:56:10] Yeah, because you were about to veto my,

[00:56:12] I clearly really want a breakfast.

[00:56:14] You could have a breakfast all over lunch.

[00:56:16] Yeah, but if it wasn't.

[00:56:17] I'm going to BLT.

[00:56:18] We'll go somewhere that it's Adam.

[00:56:20] Did you drive here?

[00:56:21] I did.

[00:56:21] You're driving us to Bellaire Diner.

[00:56:23] OK.

[00:56:23] Where's Billy said?

[00:56:24] OK.

[00:56:25] Sing Queens.

[00:56:26] We're not going to Queens.

[00:56:27] He's driving.

[00:56:28] We're not going back to Queens.

[00:56:29] No, I'm not spending.

[00:56:32] My day driving back and forth to a storehouse.

[00:56:35] Yeah.

[00:56:35] You're not driving though.

[00:56:37] No, no.

[00:56:38] Unless we do the episode in the car

[00:56:40] and you drop me off of my house

[00:56:41] or we're not going to Bellaire Diner.

[00:56:42] What we should do is hook the microphones

[00:56:44] up to the back of the car

[00:56:45] and just drag them across the street for an hour.

[00:56:48] Now we're in business.

[00:56:49] And then it's at a time of 20 minutes

[00:56:50] and be like, bluechoo.com.

[00:56:53] This is right back.

[00:56:56] Back up.

[00:56:57] Back up.

[00:56:58] Back up.

[00:57:01] Hey, man, you got that car.

[00:57:06] That would be fucking awesome.

[00:57:08] That would be bad.

[00:57:10] And then someone's sitting at home listening

[00:57:11] to the entire hour of it and then writing an angry email.

[00:57:15] How dare you?

[00:57:19] I've been stealing this show for five years.

[00:57:22] You owe it to me to do a really good job.

[00:57:25] Yeah, when I get one of those emails.

[00:57:27] Send.

[00:57:28] I protect my email.

[00:57:29] Dear Netflix.

[00:57:31] How dare you not have the Marvel Cinematic Universe

[00:57:36] in its entirety?

[00:57:38] Dude, is your microphone smell like pussy or is that my thumbs?

[00:57:41] It might be my microphone.

[00:57:43] Why are you bragging?

[00:57:44] It's probably my house.

[00:57:45] I can't tell.

[00:57:46] You got some pussy last night?

[00:57:47] Listen, a gentleman never sucks and fucks and tells.

[00:57:50] You never suck a guy and tell us?

[00:57:51] I never suck a guy and tell you.

[00:57:52] You're on the down low.

[00:57:53] I'm a DL, brother.

[00:57:54] You're a DL type brother.

[00:57:55] Just a down low type brother.

[00:57:57] Soft and a bunch of other black fellas.

[00:58:01] I'm on the DL, brother.

[00:58:03] Having sex with each other.

[00:58:06] Now that's what I call a nice little fucking afternoon.

[00:58:10] You get the boys together.

[00:58:12] You fucking lick their cocks.

[00:58:13] You lick their ashes.

[00:58:14] We'll talk about sports.

[00:58:15] The boys are back in town.

[00:58:19] Imagine a town in which the boys have come back.

[00:58:23] Imagine a town.

[00:58:27] Imagine a town where Adam wasn't gay.

[00:58:51] What do you mean?

[00:58:52] Screaming.

[00:58:53] Why is it?

[00:58:54] No.

[00:58:55] That's true.

[00:58:56] It's so kind of a trip.

[00:58:57] It's some kind of fucked up.

[00:58:58] Imagine some kind of fucker.

[00:58:59] All the women are killing their children.

[00:59:02] They're killing their children.

[00:59:05] You should live in a world like this.

[00:59:14] A lot of many people have heard the expression that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.

[00:59:20] But what if that were real?

[00:59:23] Today on the Twilight Zone.

[00:59:26] Season 80 million.

[00:59:29] Didn't they redo it and it flopped probably?

[00:59:31] Yeah.

[00:59:32] You know, they also redid that I completely forgot like memory hold it until like last week.

[00:59:36] Remember the outer limits?

[00:59:37] No.

[00:59:38] I remember that show.

[00:59:39] You had to do not adjust your television stuff.

[00:59:41] I don't remember that.

[00:59:42] I thought you were going to say power rangers.

[00:59:44] Outer limits was big.

[00:59:45] They did a power rangers movie a couple years ago.

[00:59:48] Yeah.

[00:59:49] They never saw it.

[00:59:50] They made like a gritty reboot.

[00:59:52] They literally did.

[00:59:53] Some bitches kind of hot played a redo.

[00:59:56] And I considered jacking off to it.

[00:59:58] Sometimes when I beat off I just didn't really have it in me.

[01:00:01] I pulled out my pants and I go, make my penis grow.

[01:00:05] Get grow.

[01:00:06] Make it grow.

[01:00:08] Then I jack off to read a repulsive.

[01:00:12] Dude, she's hot.

[01:00:13] We've been over this.

[01:00:14] I'm going to fuck the red for sure.

[01:00:15] Oh, we've been over it.

[01:00:17] Oh, pal, we've talked about this.

[01:00:19] I kind of want to get a pino.

[01:00:21] Or we do this exactly.

[01:00:22] For this wall, I kind of want to get like a shield and some swords.

[01:00:26] That would be so sick right here.

[01:00:28] Yeah, yeah.

[01:00:29] But yeah, you should absolutely do that.

[01:00:31] Yeah.

[01:00:32] I was thinking about what could go up there.

[01:00:33] I think it may be a big ass clock.

[01:00:35] But then it's shield and two swords crossed over the bed.

[01:00:39] Yeah.

[01:00:40] The animals head could be cool.

[01:00:42] That's not bad.

[01:00:43] But it would have to be.

[01:00:44] You don't want to be.

[01:00:45] The problem is the molding.

[01:00:46] You're going to be sick.

[01:00:47] It's just a bunch of snakes draped.

[01:00:49] I don't know.

[01:00:50] You're losing me on that.

[01:00:53] I'm all on board with human skulls with daggers.

[01:00:58] I'll come back to the eye holes.

[01:01:01] Yeah, snakes coming out.

[01:01:03] You wanted the Ed Hardy logo, but in real life.

[01:01:06] Yeah, like a grim reaper, but he's smoking weed.

[01:01:10] Now we're back.

[01:01:11] You should just statue that comes out of the wall.

[01:01:15] Yeah.

[01:01:16] That's balling.

[01:01:17] It's constantly blowing smoke directly.

[01:01:19] Smoking weed smoke.

[01:01:21] That's cool.

[01:01:22] I told you, I thought you I met that guy.

[01:01:24] I was talking to him and he was like, what guy?

[01:01:27] The grim reaper?

[01:01:28] Nah, it's the guy I just know.

[01:01:30] Okay.

[01:01:31] I had him.

[01:01:32] I told you this.

[01:01:33] The guy that was like, I already got it.

[01:01:35] It's in my will.

[01:01:36] My funeral.

[01:01:37] It's in my will.

[01:01:38] So it's already, it's already paid for.

[01:01:40] I'm going to ask my pops, but that when I die, they're going to cremate my body.

[01:01:44] And the caskets can be made out of marijuana.

[01:01:47] Hell yeah.

[01:01:48] And then that's the smoke is going to blow into the room where they're doing the funeral

[01:01:52] and smoke up my whole family.

[01:01:54] And then afterwards they go out to a diner and it's all paid for already.

[01:01:59] That's awesome.

[01:02:00] Wow.

[01:02:01] That's badass.

[01:02:02] Can I be honest?

[01:02:03] That's actually a pretty awesome funeral plan.

[01:02:04] But we weren't talking about funeral plans.

[01:02:06] He just brought it up.

[01:02:08] He brought it up.

[01:02:09] Yeah.

[01:02:10] That's not bad, dude.

[01:02:11] I want the whole team to go out, have a nice meal on me.

[01:02:15] No.

[01:02:16] No, I want one of those.

[01:02:18] What I would love, nothing more in my life is to be described as presumed dead.

[01:02:23] Like that one Rockefeller that got eaten by Permatives.

[01:02:31] Oh shit.

[01:02:32] I didn't even know about him.

[01:02:34] It was like.

[01:02:35] I was talking about the one who got AIDS.

[01:02:36] Is that what you're calling?

[01:02:37] Nelson.

[01:02:38] Nelson Rockefeller is one of his sons.

[01:02:40] I think Michael Rockefeller.

[01:02:42] Yeah.

[01:02:43] We just have to have a ceremony where we fill a casket with things that remind us of you.

[01:02:47] Yeah.

[01:02:48] He was doing like a documentary or something and he was sailing around and like they're

[01:02:53] like boat cap size and he decided to swim to the shore.

[01:02:56] And he swam to an island filled with like, you know, primitives and they fucking cannibalized

[01:03:01] them.

[01:03:02] That's fucking awesome.

[01:03:03] Yeah.

[01:03:04] The family never found them.

[01:03:05] That's hilarious.

[01:03:06] Yeah.

[01:03:07] Shuts out to those cannibals.

[01:03:08] That's awesome.

[01:03:09] Can you guys like all these eat the rich fucking losers on Twitter and they got beat.

[01:03:15] So three eleven guy in a loincloth.

[01:03:17] Yeah, bitch.

[01:03:18] How does it feel?

[01:03:19] Hold the like yeah, I'm a fucking hardcore eat the rich communist as of 2018.

[01:03:26] And yeah, eat the rich.

[01:03:27] Well, pal, I got a bad news for you.

[01:03:30] Somebody somebody's already on that.

[01:03:32] You barbecue it in Rockefeller and and it guess what it did not stop the tsunami.

[01:03:37] That's true.

[01:03:38] They thought it would.

[01:03:39] And in fact, you could say that God punished God.

[01:03:43] Punishing for taking a white life.

[01:03:45] Yeah.

[01:03:46] Sorry.

[01:03:47] You're trying to eat the rich.

[01:03:48] I'm trying to beat my bitch.

[01:03:49] That's true.

[01:03:50] Adam loves.

[01:03:51] You're touching the guy.

[01:03:52] See a guy.

[01:03:54] I'm I'm fucking I'm trying to get rich and I'm trying to beat my bitch.

[01:03:58] I'm trying to get rich.

[01:04:00] It beat my.

[01:04:01] A witch doctor turning around and he's got like the on the horizon.

[01:04:06] There's a storm coming and the rich doctor leans up and he turns to face the rest of

[01:04:11] the tribe and the storm still coming on the horizon and he's just got blood all over

[01:04:15] his mouth and half of a man's penis hanging out of it.

[01:04:18] And he's like, but go back.

[01:04:20] Or to go like God.

[01:04:21] And then in subtitles it says bad news.

[01:04:23] It turns out God's white.

[01:04:31] That's the Nelson Rockefeller story.

[01:04:34] That's pretty well folks.

[01:04:37] We'll see you Wednesday.

[01:04:38] See you.