[00:00:00] Boodedoodo, suck my dick!

[00:00:02] Suck my dick tonight.

[00:00:04] Oh, my dick is small.

[00:00:06] I don't wanna eat you outta your suck my dick.

[00:00:10] I won't eat your pussy

[00:00:13] Until you suck my dick

[00:00:15] And you better believe I'm timing it on my upper wash.

[00:00:18] You know I'm not giving a second more.

[00:00:20] Hahahaha

[00:00:23] Suck my dick tonight.

[00:00:26] I won't eat your pussy if it smells bad.

[00:00:29] Just one of those Kelloggs stop watches

[00:00:31] that gave me a cereal box.

[00:00:33] You've had it for 25 years.

[00:00:36] I got this when I was a child.

[00:00:38] It was a 1996 Olympics on it.

[00:00:41] Hahahaha

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[00:00:46] Welcome to the show folks.

[00:00:48] Nice to see you everybody.

[00:00:51] How's your days been?

[00:00:52] We're assuming this is all the people that resubscribe to the Patreon

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[00:01:02] You can go ahead and sign back up.

[00:01:04] I know you're doing your play playing a funny little game.

[00:01:07] You're like oh I'll steal the show.

[00:01:09] Yeah.

[00:01:10] Listen you've had your laugh.

[00:01:12] You've had your laugh.

[00:01:14] No dude don't capitulate with these motherfuckers.

[00:01:16] We got the gun to their heads.

[00:01:18] We'll stop the show.

[00:01:20] You motherfuckers don't get that.

[00:01:21] We, you're playing chicken.

[00:01:23] We wanna get run over.

[00:01:24] Yeah this bus needs to run above $100,000 a month.

[00:01:29] Otherwise.

[00:01:30] It's speed motherfuckers.

[00:01:32] I fucking denters hopper.

[00:01:34] Pop quiz hotshot.

[00:01:35] Pop quiz fuckers.

[00:01:37] You wanna go back to talking to your family?

[00:01:39] No.

[00:01:40] I thought when we made, when we started making 10 grand a month I was like that's more than

[00:01:44] enough and I was humble.

[00:01:45] Yes.

[00:01:46] But now that I know that Tim Dillon makes $170,000 by himself that producer

[00:01:54] gets paid and come.

[00:01:55] Absolutely.

[00:01:56] He gets paid and he gets a diabetic.

[00:01:58] He goes right in the taste like crispy cream.

[00:02:01] He goes right back to his dog crate.

[00:02:03] He gets paid in dinners at Peter Luger and French maid outfit to wear around Tim's palm

[00:02:10] spring mansion.

[00:02:11] I can't even see your balls.

[00:02:14] And what the hell is?

[00:02:16] What the hell is fascist Tim Dillon even saying on that show?

[00:02:20] Oh the vaccines are made by Jews.

[00:02:22] Yeah.

[00:02:23] Joe Rogan is a medical doctor.

[00:02:26] That's right.

[00:02:27] Joe, my hero, Joe Rogan.

[00:02:28] My hero Joe Rogan.

[00:02:29] I always agree with because I'm a right wing grifter and he doesn't deserve that money.

[00:02:34] Socialist shows like this.

[00:02:36] Like this.

[00:02:37] Like this is the kind of stuff that and the reason we don't make as much money as him

[00:02:41] is because we're working class here.

[00:02:43] We're working class.

[00:02:44] That's right and he's a tough.

[00:02:45] In terms of podcasters we're fucking blue collar.

[00:02:49] That's right.

[00:02:50] We're compared to Joe Rogan and Tim.

[00:02:51] I'm Ron White.

[00:02:52] I'm Ron White the good woman.

[00:02:53] No, I'm Ron White.

[00:02:54] No, I'm Ron White the good woman.

[00:02:55] I'm smoking a cigar.

[00:02:56] I'm fighting pussy.

[00:02:57] You're Jeff Foxworthy.

[00:02:58] No, Nick Jeff Foxworthy.

[00:02:59] Yeah, he looks like.

[00:03:01] You're Bill Engvel.

[00:03:02] No, no, no, it does.

[00:03:04] He is.

[00:03:05] No, Larry.

[00:03:06] I'm Larry.

[00:03:07] You're not Larry.

[00:03:08] You're not famous enough to be Larry.

[00:03:09] Adam Friedland is a character.

[00:03:10] You're a non-ident.

[00:03:11] That's a good idea.

[00:03:12] And then in real life I'm Dan Whitley.

[00:03:14] Who you are is who's the guy.

[00:03:16] I remember on the the tourgasm.

[00:03:19] There was Robert Kelly, Dane Cook and then who was the younger guy?

[00:03:22] No, there's also Gary Coleman.

[00:03:24] Gary Gubham, but the younger guy.

[00:03:25] Gary Coleman.

[00:03:26] Jay, what's his name?

[00:03:27] Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck.

[00:03:28] I know exactly what I'm talking about.

[00:03:29] It's funny because I'm like the younger guy that was new and sucked and he's probably

[00:03:33] been doing comedy like four years longer than I did.

[00:03:35] Yeah, yeah.

[00:03:36] And I've been doing comedy for now.

[00:03:37] Yeah, he's probably 30.

[00:03:38] No, he's older than you.

[00:03:39] 37 years.

[00:03:40] I think he just looked younger.

[00:03:41] I think Bobby told me they were like Fred, like they all knew each other.

[00:03:44] Yeah.

[00:03:45] Jay is something.

[00:03:46] You're right.

[00:03:47] It was funny because I remember Bobby Kelly was the guy on that show back then.

[00:03:50] Bobby was in his fucking rock and roll goatee fucking.

[00:03:54] He was in his fucking affliction t-shirt days.

[00:03:56] He looked cool.

[00:03:57] Yeah, he had a fucking t-shirt.

[00:03:58] Honestly, it's a good one.

[00:03:59] He had a fucking dragon shirt and shit.

[00:04:00] And instead of his era now, which is the even fatter, somehow even Baldur glasses from the

[00:04:08] lady from the Gap commercial.

[00:04:09] Yeah.

[00:04:10] He's in his Bobby Kelly in the island of Dr. Marro phase right now.

[00:04:15] Yeah.

[00:04:16] They just grabbed him a little white.

[00:04:17] I don't have Dr. Lenskrafters.

[00:04:19] He does have some big, some old Jewish lady glasses.

[00:04:23] What are those glasses?

[00:04:24] He likes to throw them out every once in a while.

[00:04:26] He looks like an Italian.

[00:04:28] He does.

[00:04:29] I think he is part Italian.

[00:04:30] He looks like ethnically speaking.

[00:04:31] But one of those like old like, those like mid 60s kind of Italian.

[00:04:35] Absolutely.

[00:04:36] Yeah.

[00:04:37] We're grandmas and grandpas had the same exact glasses.

[00:04:40] I'm reaching for a reference here.

[00:04:42] So sorry for taking shots and it doesn't really mount to anything other than nice glasses,

[00:04:46] dickhead.

[00:04:47] Nice glasses.

[00:04:48] Nice fucking glasses.

[00:04:49] You do a fat piece of shit that helped both of us pretty nicely.

[00:04:52] Yeah.

[00:04:53] And it's still friendly to me.

[00:04:54] And I still love and cherish.

[00:04:56] Yeah.

[00:04:57] And I'll always be grateful for who I will continue to make plans with and not follow

[00:05:01] through.

[00:05:02] Damn, I got to go up to Westchester.

[00:05:04] Thing is, is it's a pain in the ass.

[00:05:06] And not that bad from Queens, honestly.

[00:05:08] And then you go up there.

[00:05:09] You're right next to the bridge.

[00:05:10] Right next to the bridge.

[00:05:11] Yeah.

[00:05:12] Up there in 40 minutes with no traffic.

[00:05:13] Yeah.

[00:05:14] You know what?

[00:05:15] I'm going to call Bobby after this.

[00:05:16] I had a couple of nice drives up the bare mount.

[00:05:19] Meanwhile, do we should all plan to meet at Bear Mountain and either have a pig that's

[00:05:26] roasted?

[00:05:27] Oh my god.

[00:05:28] That would be sick.

[00:05:29] Or like a crispy ass pig roast in.

[00:05:31] I fucking moon bounce that's filled with weed smoke.

[00:05:34] That's whoo and Snoop Dogg's in there.

[00:05:37] You keep your name.

[00:05:38] No, no, it's inflated with weed smoke.

[00:05:42] Oh, the whole thing is weed smoke.

[00:05:44] And you wear your shoes in it.

[00:05:45] And then it fucking your shoes make little cuts and you get smoked up in the couch.

[00:05:49] Wow, that's so cool.

[00:05:51] And it's shit called the lords of dog town.

[00:05:55] The boys, the lords of Snoop Dogg.

[00:05:57] The lords of Snoop Town.

[00:06:00] We should go to bear.

[00:06:01] Listen, I know you guys are like, well, finally they stopped pre-recording episodes.

[00:06:05] Here's what I'm saying guys.

[00:06:06] We go up to Bear Mountain for a couple of days.

[00:06:08] We bang out.

[00:06:09] Fuck you.

[00:06:10] What month is it now?

[00:06:11] September bang out the rest of 2021.

[00:06:12] We bang out at least September, October.

[00:06:15] We stay up.

[00:06:16] We look at some mountains.

[00:06:17] We fucking record outdoors.

[00:06:19] You know what I'm saying?

[00:06:20] Nick gets really into chopping wood.

[00:06:22] I want to get into chopping wood.

[00:06:24] Chopping wood is a great exercise.

[00:06:25] I want to do that.

[00:06:26] Good for your lats.

[00:06:27] Yeah, exactly.

[00:06:28] All right.

[00:06:29] We both get into it.

[00:06:30] Yeah.

[00:06:31] I get really into making pies and putting them on windows.

[00:06:34] You can get out.

[00:06:35] You can get out to get out of the picture.

[00:06:39] That's true.

[00:06:40] What do you mean?

[00:06:41] You go on a separate vacation to back to fucking Paris or wherever that I went back

[00:06:44] to there.

[00:06:45] I was only in Paris for three days.

[00:06:46] I was on a beach vacation.

[00:06:48] You're like, you can't be here.

[00:06:50] The country is too gay with you here.

[00:06:52] Yeah.

[00:06:53] You are throwing off our gay level.

[00:06:55] We only have one T cell left and you cannot have it.

[00:06:59] I know you have come to try and...

[00:07:01] The whole country of France splits one T cell.

[00:07:05] We have one T cell that we take turns putting on toast.

[00:07:10] And then you take a bite and you spit it out.

[00:07:12] We all...

[00:07:13] Yeah.

[00:07:14] The first one has toast with T cell.

[00:07:17] I got to say they...

[00:07:19] I encountered like three or four.

[00:07:22] In the two weeks I was their anti-vaccine protest because they love protesting over

[00:07:28] there.

[00:07:29] They literally anti-vaccine passports.

[00:07:30] They're anti-vaccine.

[00:07:31] They're anti-vaccine.

[00:07:32] They're anti-vaccine.

[00:07:33] Yeah.

[00:07:34] But they're like...

[00:07:35] They're guys that aren't getting the vaccine.

[00:07:37] Sure.

[00:07:38] But the main problem is France is that you're not allowed to like go to a fucking grocery

[00:07:41] store if you don't have the vaccine.

[00:07:42] Oh really?

[00:07:43] Yeah you can't go anywhere in public.

[00:07:45] No no.

[00:07:46] You have to get the vaccine or get tested within two days or so.

[00:07:50] To go to the fucking grocery store?

[00:07:52] Yeah.

[00:07:53] To go anywhere in public.

[00:07:54] It's wild.

[00:07:55] It's pretty oppressive.

[00:07:56] But that's fucked.

[00:07:57] When you watch it...

[00:07:58] That's fucked that I'm pro-vax.

[00:07:59] Yeah there was funny.

[00:08:00] There was a guy...

[00:08:01] There was a video of like a woman trying to go to a grocery store and this like huge

[00:08:03] fucking African dude is like doing MMA on her.

[00:08:06] He's a fucking trippin' background.

[00:08:08] And he's like...

[00:08:09] Like the African version of French.

[00:08:14] Of course of course.

[00:08:15] Yeah but it's just funny.

[00:08:16] It's just like...

[00:08:17] Okay.

[00:08:18] That's just...

[00:08:19] They say other stuff.

[00:08:20] They don't just say coconut banana.

[00:08:22] They don't go coconut banana.

[00:08:26] But because they're French they're so dramatic.

[00:08:35] They love like loads.

[00:08:36] They're making everything into the French revolution.

[00:08:39] Every protest.

[00:08:40] So they're like...

[00:08:41] Liberti!

[00:08:42] Like Igalitir.

[00:08:43] I had a French waiter I wanted to ask him.

[00:08:45] Has anyone ever told you you remind them of the candle from Beauty and the Beast?

[00:08:49] You can say that to any French friend.

[00:08:51] That would have stunned him.

[00:08:52] Would it?

[00:08:53] No he wouldn't have gotten that.

[00:08:54] Yeah they would have taken bones.

[00:08:57] I am fucking gay.

[00:09:00] I am fucking gay.

[00:09:02] A tale as old as time.

[00:09:04] My dick is getting sucked.

[00:09:07] Fuck me in the ass.

[00:09:10] Do you guys like Beauty and the Beast when you were kids?

[00:09:13] No it was a girl one.

[00:09:15] Yeah I don't think I was...

[00:09:16] I was Lion King?

[00:09:17] That's for guys?

[00:09:18] Lion King was the most certified bang.

[00:09:22] Lion King was the most certified bang.

[00:09:23] Lion King was the first.

[00:09:24] Lion King was the first.

[00:09:25] That was the Obama of Disney movies.

[00:09:28] It was the Obama of Disney movies.

[00:09:29] It's more than Obama is the symbol of presidents.

[00:09:33] If you wanted to start off with analogy, everyone agrees with and then slowly make it worse until everyone hops off board whatever you're saying.

[00:09:42] This became way more racist.

[00:09:45] In a couple iterations it just becomes an ass.

[00:09:47] It was set in Africa so it's the Obama.

[00:09:50] But what we mean is it's got the most approval.

[00:09:54] Like Obama both have a bone through their nose.

[00:09:57] That's not I don't believe Simba or Obama has bone through their nose.

[00:10:01] They're remembering it a little bit differently.

[00:10:03] I don't believe so.

[00:10:05] Who's uh you know they should redo the lighting.

[00:10:08] Were you getting those emails?

[00:10:09] Did you have any like conservative family members sending you the Obama bone through his nose or all the like which doc their emails in like 2000 days?

[00:10:17] My family is all Greek they don't even know English.

[00:10:20] They said Michelle was a trans.

[00:10:22] I love that one.

[00:10:23] They love that one.

[00:10:24] Because her arms are too strong.

[00:10:26] Yeah.

[00:10:27] Was it a trans black panther?

[00:10:29] That's really bad about her.

[00:10:30] And look yeah just because she's a take charge woman doesn't mean she's a

[00:10:34] tweet from a guy that was like uh Dr. Jill's a fake doctor and Michelle is a man.

[00:10:39] They ain't got nothing on Milani.

[00:10:41] I don't even want to get pussy from the president's wife anymore.

[00:10:49] It's funny to say to go after the first lady because it's like gives a shit.

[00:10:52] Especially if you're like if you're like a Trump guy and you're holding his like women should be at home.

[00:10:58] Yeah.

[00:10:59] It's like what the fuck do you care and then to defend Milani would be like she's one of the greatest models of all time.

[00:11:05] Yeah.

[00:11:06] She's one of the top.

[00:11:07] She's really good at fucking making flowers or whatever.

[00:11:09] I beat off to her to those pictures or whatever.

[00:11:12] You guys remember those?

[00:11:14] Like you could slavian FHM or whatever.

[00:11:17] Yeah we're like didn't Ted Cruz leak her nudes?

[00:11:21] No no those were out there.

[00:11:22] I remember seeing those back in the day.

[00:11:24] I think they came out during the prime.

[00:11:25] Nah they were really out there.

[00:11:26] She's perf dude.

[00:11:28] I'd smash.

[00:11:29] I mean I'd smash she's not perf.

[00:11:30] She's a regular ass fucking.

[00:11:32] I'd let her be mean.

[00:11:33] Slavic type of bitch dude.

[00:11:35] That mean face.

[00:11:36] Yeah.

[00:11:37] Anyway that's not really my cup of tea.

[00:11:39] Do you see the new Trump picks like drop this thing?

[00:11:41] I like a kinder face.

[00:11:42] What's that?

[00:11:43] Do you see the new Trump picks that drop this thing?

[00:11:45] Yeah he's looking good.

[00:11:46] She looks incredible.

[00:11:48] Yeah she's glowing.

[00:11:49] Good for her.

[00:11:50] Oh yeah.

[00:11:51] Didn't see the picture.

[00:11:52] He looks great.

[00:11:53] He looks awesome.

[00:11:54] I mean it looks edited.

[00:11:55] I've been pretty checked out.

[00:11:56] It looks very face to me.

[00:11:57] Oh I did see.

[00:11:58] But better than Calista whatever the fuck her name is.

[00:12:01] The only thing I've seen this race is now the entire.

[00:12:03] That bitch fucking does not know how to face to.

[00:12:05] The entirety of the meeting.

[00:12:06] She's being like Joe Biden needs to shut up about his dead son.

[00:12:10] Yeah.

[00:12:11] That is very funny.

[00:12:13] Dude he's too powerful dude.

[00:12:15] He's too powerful dude.

[00:12:16] He's too powerful.

[00:12:17] Dude I'm sleepy pilled.

[00:12:18] My man is fucking sleepy.

[00:12:19] I love sleeping.

[00:12:20] When he snoozed at that Israel meeting I was like hats off.

[00:12:23] He fell asleep to Israel.

[00:12:24] He like said fuck you and got out of Afghanistan.

[00:12:28] He rocks man.

[00:12:29] Yeah.

[00:12:30] Biden's the guy.

[00:12:31] They just need to let my man cook a little bit more and do more interviews.

[00:12:35] I need to see him talk more.

[00:12:37] I just wanted to see him talk more.

[00:12:39] I need a couple more fucking.

[00:12:41] What was that guy?

[00:12:42] Corn pop.

[00:12:43] Corn pop.

[00:12:44] Yeah.

[00:12:45] That's the thing.

[00:12:46] We found out how cool how fun it is when your president has dementia to hear him talk constantly.

[00:12:51] Yeah that was a Trump move.

[00:12:53] Let's get Joe out there dude.

[00:12:55] For fucking comedy's sake at least.

[00:12:57] But whatever.

[00:12:59] We'll just have to wait till the rematch.

[00:13:01] Because you know they're not running a commolo.

[00:13:03] You know it's about to be Joe.

[00:13:04] I hope he lets his daughter.

[00:13:05] Joey versus Don number two.

[00:13:07] I hope that he lets it slip that the FBI was running a giant child pornography server out of building seven.

[00:13:14] I hope that that's come this week.

[00:13:16] FIB has a guy they were selling naked pictures of children.

[00:13:21] And we won't treat you as declassifying all the 9-11 docs on the Saudi involvement.

[00:13:27] 9-11 documentaries.

[00:13:29] Yeah.

[00:13:30] He's a little glad.

[00:13:31] Yeah it's legal to watch.

[00:13:32] You know longs chance.

[00:13:33] You have to worry about being in prison for downloading loose change.

[00:13:37] Damn dude.

[00:13:39] Yeah.

[00:13:40] Yeah I mean I could see Joe.

[00:13:42] I could see Joe leaking a bunch of pedophile stuff because I don't believe he's a.

[00:13:47] I think he's more of a traditional 1960 style pedophile where to them a 16 year old was a grown up.

[00:13:56] Sort of like a David Bowie.

[00:13:57] Exactly.

[00:13:58] Kind of a Bob Dylan type.

[00:13:59] A Bob Dylan pedophile.

[00:14:01] Not the accusations against Bob Dylan are worse.

[00:14:03] Not a fuck.

[00:14:04] He was 12 really.

[00:14:06] That's what they say.

[00:14:07] David's been fucking David Bowie and then the other one they fucked the 12 year old.

[00:14:12] Yeah Jimmy Page had shared.

[00:14:15] They were going to love trying to go with the child.

[00:14:17] You're a little girlfriend.

[00:14:18] Two grown men stolen from her parents.

[00:14:21] Her parents were like trying to find her.

[00:14:23] Jesus.

[00:14:24] They literally sex trafficked a baby.

[00:14:25] Jimmy Page had to like lock to the castle.

[00:14:28] He didn't fucking Scotland or something.

[00:14:31] Damn.

[00:14:32] That's pretty fucked up.

[00:14:33] Dude that's what all those fucking sick Lord of the Rings songs can buy you as a 14 year old.

[00:14:38] When you get to the blue sea.

[00:14:39] That's why Epstein wasn't really a story.

[00:14:42] It's not because of some weird global conspiracy of elites.

[00:14:45] It's that all boomers are pedophiles.

[00:14:47] Right.

[00:14:48] All of them back in the 60s are raping children.

[00:14:50] And then the feminists took the kids.

[00:14:52] Well no not all of them the cool ones.

[00:14:54] That's the thing.

[00:14:55] They were probably fucking losers.

[00:14:57] They were like I wish I could fucking.

[00:14:59] They just didn't have the sauce to fuck 16 year olds.

[00:15:01] Yeah.

[00:15:02] Just swag.

[00:15:03] They just missed out.

[00:15:04] They just got curved.

[00:15:05] Like the curve they're fucking outside of a junior high.

[00:15:08] I'm sorry.

[00:15:09] The NYU guy with the weird body.

[00:15:11] Yeah.

[00:15:12] Yeah.

[00:15:13] I play trombone and couldn't get pussy from a child.

[00:15:16] You're so good here.

[00:15:17] I saw little girls pussy in 1967.

[00:15:21] Bob Dylan showed me a picture of a little girl's pussy.

[00:15:25] This basically makes me Jeffrey Epstein and Alan Dershowitz.

[00:15:29] You have the audacity to be homeless in front of a school I don't even go to.

[00:15:35] God that guy was so fucking awesome.

[00:15:38] He is the best.

[00:15:41] It would feel awesome to slap him.

[00:15:43] The body is the funniest because it's like from what I can tell it's not a disease.

[00:15:47] He's just a Jewish person.

[00:15:49] He's just disabused to the max.

[00:15:51] Yeah.

[00:15:52] It's just a Jewish man.

[00:15:54] It looks like his head comes off his body.

[00:15:56] He looks like a beetle juice type guy.

[00:15:58] His pants, his belt is around his arm fence.

[00:16:03] It's insane proportions.

[00:16:05] He looks melted and fucked up.

[00:16:07] Also the best part of that video is just the black Bodega shopping bag that he's swinging

[00:16:12] around as a weapon.

[00:16:14] It's such a great detail.

[00:16:17] Anyway, I think Biden is that style of pedophile, not global conspiracy.

[00:16:23] Lock him up.

[00:16:24] Have him on an island.

[00:16:25] Go clean style pedophile.

[00:16:27] He's more of a 57 Chevy type pedophile.

[00:16:30] Exactly.

[00:16:31] He's just the times have changed on him.

[00:16:33] And that's why I think Joe and Jill Biden can imagine a more sort of normal rock.

[00:16:39] Joe and Jill Americana style of, yeah, just like going down to the soda jerk.

[00:16:46] Yeah, going to drive in movie and then you share an eight year old.

[00:16:49] No, no, no, again.

[00:16:50] 14 year old.

[00:16:51] 14 year old is Clinton territory.

[00:16:53] Oh, okay.

[00:16:54] That's what I'm saying.

[00:16:55] He's less of a pedophile.

[00:16:57] So he might.

[00:16:58] Something new.

[00:16:59] We're going to try and fuck a baby.

[00:17:00] We got a baby.

[00:17:01] We're going to.

[00:17:02] We're going to put the toe legs and Hillary's pussy in its mouth on my dick.

[00:17:07] Hillary.

[00:17:08] We're going to fuck a baby.

[00:17:10] Happy birthday.

[00:17:12] Happy birthday.

[00:17:14] I got a surprise.

[00:17:17] Oh, that was a surprise.

[00:17:19] Surprise.

[00:17:20] That was such a great, like he's just trying to spice the marriage.

[00:17:25] I was like, I know we haven't been seen out of.

[00:17:28] Well, it was like after the defeat.

[00:17:30] Yes.

[00:17:31] Yes.

[00:17:32] He's coming in the surprise.

[00:17:33] Yes.

[00:17:34] Yes.

[00:17:35] That's right.

[00:17:36] It's a large pizza and an infant.

[00:17:38] She's got the lights off in the bedroom.

[00:17:42] I don't want to see anybody right now.

[00:17:44] Is that a baby?

[00:17:46] That's right.

[00:17:48] Okay.

[00:17:49] So let's actually talk the shoot.

[00:17:51] What do you think they're actually doing sexually each to each their own right now?

[00:17:56] Bill is probably fucking like traffic to Ukrainian teenagers.

[00:18:00] I think Hillary is probably sexless.

[00:18:01] She's like sort of a, yeah, she seems asexual.

[00:18:03] But don't you think she's a queen of Elizabeth type?

[00:18:06] Wasn't she like, huda huda?

[00:18:09] Yeah.

[00:18:10] No, was that her name?

[00:18:11] Yeah.

[00:18:12] Huda dot duda and the blowfish.

[00:18:15] No, that's not her name.

[00:18:17] Anthony Wieners.

[00:18:19] Huda dot dirty.

[00:18:20] I let is not it.

[00:18:22] I'm not exactly sure what it is.

[00:18:24] How about it?

[00:18:25] I'm not sure.

[00:18:26] Star Wars robot is in the end, DART2 dot two.

[00:18:30] And he's like, oh, baby, like, it's a big boy.

[00:18:36] That's a big boy, baby.

[00:18:40] That's too dot two.

[00:18:44] Okay, I was not with it until the voice.

[00:18:46] And when I started thinking of the voice, I was like, I've been one over.

[00:18:50] bit over,

[00:19:04] plugged into the back of the skywalk and space ship.

[00:19:08] R2,

[00:19:14] B-B-B-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B-B, B-B-B-B, B-B-B-B-B, B-B-B, B-B-B, B, B, B, B, B, B.

[00:19:22] Okay R2, we'll take the bridge.

[00:19:25] What do you mean you don't want to fly to Brooklyn?

[00:19:29] It's your job

[00:19:35] Legally you have to take me you have to you can just drive for lift if you don't want to do it

[00:19:42] That's the whole point of taking a yellow cap bar two dot two. I could have taken an uber you piece of shit

[00:19:49] I'm back on the yellow cab left style though for real. I've always been

[00:19:53] Yeah, the fucking lifts and Ubers can suck my little prick they can dude

[00:19:56] But those motherfuckers need to drive to Brooklyn. I'm with you bro. Yeah

[00:20:01] Yeah, I started doing that shit again. I know it's so fucking it's as bad as it

[00:20:05] It's like we can just story is sometimes bad, too

[00:20:08] Dude, I had five caps in a row be and the first couple. It's like I got it

[00:20:12] You know, I'm like I'll let them know I'm going to Brooklyn

[00:20:14] But if I get three caps in a row where they're just like oh no

[00:20:18] You know whatever I'll just lie to him be like yeah

[00:20:20] I gotta go downtown then once you're in the cabin like I gotta go to Brooklyn

[00:20:23] Yeah

[00:20:25] If they're like oh you can't you know my right well

[00:20:28] I'll just call three one and give them your medallion. Yeah, how's that? Yeah?

[00:20:31] I have a gun you fucking motherfucker. Take me to Brooklyn. Then you're on straight to Gitmo

[00:20:44] Fuck dude, yeah

[00:20:46] I'm gonna say I don't fucking know I'd like to get more pussy if you're absolutely

[00:20:55] You're telling me brother. That's Larry the cable guy. Yeah, it's pretty good. There's ten in the terror to Gitmo

[00:21:01] Well, so they can get more pussy Joe Biden wants to send all the Taliban to Gitmo

[00:21:07] So they can get more pussy now that yeah, you think they secretly got pussy Gitmo

[00:21:12] I don't I don't think so and there's still guys there. Yeah, it's still it's still there's still like Taliban

[00:21:19] God's in prison in Gitmo as the rest of them take over Afghanistan

[00:21:22] Dude, how did you hear that you gotta be fucking that's so how did you be?

[00:21:27] Saw that video of them at the fucking bumper cars or at the gym?

[00:21:30] You're like what the fuck using all the equipment wrong at the gym the gym videos

[00:21:36] There's another one of them like fucking like like like

[00:21:38] Like budding somebody in the face of the rifle for playing Cardi B like a market so yeah, you're not allowed to play music

[00:21:45] Yeah, they're against music. How the fuck are you allowed to hopefully that'll be good for podcast though. That's true

[00:21:50] Our numbers might go way up

[00:21:53] I figure out how to I had to market ourselves to

[00:21:57] Afghanistan that's true. Yeah, we're anti-ju that's good. There is a good first time stop playing songs on the part

[00:22:03] There is that's that's CNN that's been real fun

[00:22:05] That's CNN bitch. She just walks around and broad daylight over there. No problem. Mm-hmm Clarissa tarred

[00:22:12] I think her name Clarissa explains at all. Yeah

[00:22:15] I think that's her name. Is it really yeah for CNN. She just walks. She's just in like a it's not a burqa

[00:22:22] But it's the one little scarf. Yeah, she's got the like a Nick Cobb. She's not showing the hair

[00:22:27] It's a Benny Jezzarin or whatever for a fucking dude kind of look. Yeah the Reverend mother. Yeah, I never seen it

[00:22:34] No, it's doing good. I read the book dude. The book was you know, I like that movie people shit on it

[00:22:41] Because it's not really a David Lynch movie. He was sort of just like I

[00:22:44] They had him direct a dune movie for something. Yeah. Yeah, my brother was watching

[00:22:48] I kind of want to see it except what's weird is yo David Lynch loves that Kyle McLaughlin motherfucker

[00:22:53] Huh? Can you just play like a 14 year old boy?

[00:22:56] And he's like a 30 year old man in the he's in all of his shit. You think you think you seen his cock

[00:23:01] Kyle McLaughlin, they've always probably seen this cock at some point. Yeah, even for like a scene that got cut

[00:23:08] Mm-hmm. I haven't seen anything. I haven't thought David bench

[00:23:13] David bench

[00:23:16] User from you make me pissed on

[00:23:23] We try me then movie man, make me piece of me

[00:23:27] It's trying to be by my friend and dream logic man. It's

[00:23:33] Y'all ain't y'all doing it too serious. It's not you ain't I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go sit in my trailer

[00:23:40] You can y'all can y'all can y'all can see me tomorrow man. I'm even trying to

[00:23:45] You'll make a movie you do it on your own damn time. I'm going to my trailer and I'm gonna play Pokemon sort of shield

[00:23:52] I'm not being a bitch. I'm not being a bitch. You ain't doing the movie damn right

[00:24:03] That's how bench behaves. Yeah

[00:24:07] So Christmas

[00:24:09] I'm like you all y'all got too many persons. I ain't trying to cancel Christmas. I'm just saying I get nobody give me damn shit

[00:24:16] I want you saying I got a bad attitude. I live in a fucking hole in the mountain

[00:24:20] I want pussy from a bitch with the pointy ass nose. Well, Daniel you Christmas dad

[00:24:26] dare go

[00:24:28] did

[00:24:29] What always struck me is a

[00:24:31] Interesting was the bit from Kirby enthusiasm is what Cheryl? Mm-hmm. She looks like just the hottest who

[00:24:38] But just as a regular person kind of a who like like would she just be the baddest who bitch of all time on

[00:24:44] On on you wouldn't have to do anything to her nose. She just would be the hottest who I mean I would fuck her in regular life

[00:24:51] As well. Don't get me wrong. It doesn't have to be in the who universe. Yeah, but I'm just saying

[00:24:57] That was kind of an observation. I was sort of no, that's pretty much thank you

[00:25:00] I never thought of it though. Thank you so much. Now I can't unsee the Grinch that

[00:25:05] Fired a rifle from the mountain into the town on Christmas. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And

[00:25:10] It's just a story about him

[00:25:12] Killing killing the who's nice. You think he would have a

[00:25:17] Powered enough rifle for that. Yeah, sure. He lives in the mountain

[00:25:21] He's green

[00:25:22] It's fuzzy. He's got a dog

[00:25:25] Everything you're saying is true. It just seems like the mountain was kind of far from the town, isn't it?

[00:25:29] No, not if you had you know one of those

[00:25:33] those like

[00:25:34] You know like the I guess I rifles from Call of Duty. Oh, okay. The big I don't mean like a regular hunting rifle, right?

[00:25:41] We're talking you mean like a sniper from fucking the movie. Uh, was it wanted?

[00:25:47] We watched oh, I love that movie

[00:25:53] If I ever get circumcised that's how I want to get surprised. I'm the bad mother I'm actually bad

[00:25:58] It's I'm actually the bad guy at the end of the movie. Oh shit spoiler everyone. Sorry. I forgot he was

[00:26:03] Sorry if we didn't want to fuck up the plot. It's a real warning not movie from 15 years

[00:26:11] Muja hadina fuck my ass

[00:26:21] We're you know what it's fun because it's in play that that it's it's we're closer to that phrase being uttered on TV

[00:26:28] Then we were three weeks ago. Yeah, we completely forget because the mojo hadina back in the mix aren't they?

[00:26:34] Are they they're not they were our friends the Northern Alliance? I thought that's what I'm saying now

[00:26:39] They were they the boy fuckers that we that we squatted up with we gave money to fuck you know

[00:26:44] The drug to buy the drug dealer boy fuckers

[00:26:49] But I'm saying they're they're better. They're in the mix probably again because we got the towel ban

[00:26:54] We might got to see the mojo hadina again

[00:26:56] Mm-hmm. We just had to be in the mix. They might have to call down a new job named

[00:27:02] It sounds like it's from dude

[00:27:06] Do I sorry read the first book it was fucking weird. It just felt like the guy

[00:27:11] Just picked races like I ran a Kerber. Yeah, it was all just like

[00:27:16] I'm gonna take real races and real words and just kind of throw them in space. Yeah, cuz doing is just Arabs

[00:27:22] Yeah, it's just a black guy going into places where what y'all doing in here. Yeah

[00:27:29] Frank over yeah, what's y'all doing? Oh what y'all doing? I see I see

[00:27:39] Y'all making spice

[00:27:44] What y'all doing in there you might even spice

[00:27:48] Yeah, it's exactly just a misspell boy that boy too much spicy damn I turn yellow I turn blue as fuck as I turn

[00:27:57] You got blue. I need me an air mission blue ass eyes

[00:28:01] Blue eye because she been doing doing too much with the spice

[00:28:06] Yeah, yeah, I

[00:28:08] Would I guess I would like to fuck an Arab lady with completely blue eyes because it would be you know dream

[00:28:14] Is a woman in a burqa, but instead of the eyes there's a pussy hole cut

[00:28:19] She's just sort of knocking into shit in the middle of the street

[00:28:22] Does she use her pussy to navigate?

[00:28:25] With echo location. Yeah, boop boop. She just gets beeps into her pussy

[00:28:30] The Taliban really should release a video of a woman like completely covered in a black sheet

[00:28:35] And there's just a hole for her pussy and it's he's got an AK

[00:28:38] 47 in one hand and his hand in the hole the pussy hole just dragging the woman down the street and

[00:28:43] And like a glove. Yeah, and then like a reporter's like where you're going? He's like I'm taking her to college so she can learn

[00:28:52] And then see it and just plays that video like wow the Taliban is committed to women's rights. They're reforming

[00:29:00] The Taliban is completely committed the woman's rights

[00:29:06] What they're supposed to care about that

[00:29:08] Oh, I thought that CIA plot to make everybody give it your back the water

[00:29:15] The women it's like girls aren't allowed to read it's like alright then go do something about it bitch

[00:29:20] Yeah, I'm not going now. I also love problem. I also love how they're like there's just like a couple pictures of like

[00:29:27] Army guys hugging a toddler. It's like who's been fucking up their country

[00:29:32] For like 20 years one day one kiss on the cheek to like a kid whose dad you probably fucking you would if you saw him on the

[00:29:40] Street would probably fucking headshot him. Yeah

[00:29:44] You should have so funny, dude

[00:29:46] But yeah, they are pretty fucked over there, huh? I don't know

[00:29:51] Not my it would be fucking gay to be an Afghan

[00:29:55] At any time the last one the Taliban

[00:29:58] Like three years going around killing all the female police officers what?

[00:30:04] Yeah, it's like I don't know I guess that's probably good, right?

[00:30:07] Yeah, well you got to run into the blue

[00:30:11] I saw I saw a tweet a cab does not include the Taliban the Taliban the Taliban killed a female police officer named

[00:30:20] Nighar I swear to God and it's like how are you supposed to feel now this is to figure out that is a great

[00:30:29] Short-circuited for the 40 hours. He was just out

[00:30:33] Which one that's like you wait and do it which angle door and meeting the architect

[00:30:40] And I'm like what do you mean her name was me?

[00:30:44] He's like we've done this six times. Oh, I know I've met a couple girls name. I think it's pronounced in the gar

[00:30:49] Yeah, I know a couple girls from I think that's a Persian name. I thought it was a Persian name

[00:30:55] Yeah, it's all over the so there was an Iranian but they're right there. I ran. Oh, our name was the

[00:31:02] Nighar

[00:31:04] Nighar yeah, damn that really is fucking I think the way you said it is worth the first way you get the first way you guys said

[00:31:10] It was way worse. I thought that's how you said no, I said Nighar

[00:31:13] That's that's how you say the name. That's just how you pronounce the name. It's just a name

[00:31:18] It's Nighar. No, no no no no no no no no no please stop saying it that way that one's worse

[00:31:24] Why is Nighar worse? It's just not how you pronounce it and it's closer to the the N

[00:31:29] It's closer to the actual the despicable N. Yeah, well, that's what the name means

[00:31:37] It's not Persian for the N word they wouldn't name their daughters

[00:31:44] The Persian N word

[00:31:46] What was I gonna say?

[00:31:53] Oh, yeah

[00:32:10] Welcome

[00:32:12] Welcome to the getting pussy hour

[00:32:19] Big went to get

[00:32:33] So I just watched the Val Kilmer documentary. Oh, how was it?

[00:32:37] It's really sad what happened he got he got cancer he got he lost his voice and then it got worse and worse

[00:32:44] And then he found out he had throat cancer fuck and he'll never talk never talk

[00:32:48] Well, he's like

[00:32:51] The voice box. Yeah, well, he has to cover a hole in his neck now to talk

[00:32:55] But he was talking about so he's filmed his whole life and then they make the documentary out of that and

[00:33:01] They're showing footage on the scene of top gun, but because he was so method

[00:33:05] Mm-hmm. He made the decision to start bullying Tom Cruise just on the set that's sick so that

[00:33:23] But yeah, and then he like goes into it and he's like I came

[00:33:26] Oh

[00:33:32] No one cares we're gonna listen to Kenny Loggens

[00:33:49] I wonder how Kenny Loggens came up with that. Yeah, the highway to the danger zone

[00:33:54] What I'm just kind of let I'm just I want to make it harder to edit

[00:33:59] This show well no cuz they could just take the music out

[00:34:03] But we have to be talking during the music so they lose bits while we play copyrighted

[00:34:09] Mm material that's or if the whole show is I guess actually let's just go back to play. Yeah

[00:34:25] Well, we'll never top that

[00:34:27] So fucking fun. That was really the thing

[00:34:31] That Adam said yeah, that was actually Adam

[00:34:34] Thanks a lot. That's okay, right and funny a show and a real

[00:34:39] indictment of

[00:34:41] Mm-hmm late capitalism late capital. Yeah. Yeah, I finally did it. You did it, bro. I appreciate it

[00:34:47] You were funny. Yeah, I was funny and insightful insightful. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I made people feel different and straight and straight

[00:34:56] Straight and not and not that Jewish. Yep

[00:34:58] All positive things all positive things and you miss driving for it's all downhill from here

[00:35:09] It's what I call my balls. Uh-huh actually you know what I call my balls

[00:35:13] Mr. And Mrs. Delicious. Really that's pretty good, right? I don't know dude. I don't have any female testicles

[00:35:22] Yeah, it's sort of the mr. Mrs. Smith dude with funny. It is mr.

[00:35:26] Mrs. I guess I'm not moving last night. I know you didn't here's why you did because there's some drama over like

[00:35:32] Brad Pitt like Angelina Jolie was raped by Harvey Weinstein. She told Brad Pitt and he was like damn

[00:35:39] And he's like anyways, I gotta go meet with Harvey about

[00:35:42] Working on a couple movies. I'm gonna make Troy to like no, I just told you he raped me

[00:35:46] He's like and I hear you and that sounds

[00:35:49] fucking that's gay. I sounds whack to me

[00:35:52] I just fucking

[00:35:55] bogus if you ask me but

[00:35:58] Players got a play players got a play of course, you know you got a you got a your max ever heard of them

[00:36:03] You got a no one to hold them. No one to fold them

[00:36:07] No one did not get that mad about a fat Jew putting his mangled penis in your wife's pussy

[00:36:12] Have you ever considered that the reason I'm in this movie is because

[00:36:18] Harvey feels bad about raping you did he really rape Angelina Jolie this is justice

[00:36:26] Mmm in fact it for me to not be in this movie and continue to work with Harvey Weinstein

[00:36:31] Would be an insult to you. Yeah, the rape would have worked. Yeah, then they're able to work

[00:36:37] And then she's mad and he's like, okay, well then let's go a different direction

[00:36:41] Maybe I'm method acting for Benjamin Button and at this point in my life

[00:36:46] I would have the brain of an infant

[00:36:49] What would an infant do and the answer is continuing to work in our

[00:36:54] Do that really is that really what's going on?

[00:36:56] Yeah, but now it's like the streaming services are recommending like mr.

[00:37:00] And Mrs. Smith because of whatever like background the was there is with Brad Pitt and Angelina

[00:37:05] I didn't know that at all because the algorithms listen to my TV fucking was like watch mr.

[00:37:09] Mrs. Smith. Yeah, it's so funny. I'm like, oh cuz of the rape. Oh an Adam Adam fell for it Adam

[00:37:15] Well, no, no cuz I put you call a rube no Alex

[00:37:19] Recommended the other day when I saw him he said it's really well bling person of color exactly. That's that for you up holding

[00:37:25] I didn't even know he was of color. I don't he was like always either Alex or some Iranian woman

[00:37:36] I don't why were you confused?

[00:37:38] Oh, that's so fucked up on your part, but no cigar. Mm-hmm. It's the name of my new podcast

[00:37:47] Close but no, and you're like the first technically I'm not saying it. Yeah, you have you have a co-host named Agar

[00:37:54] That is just well you kick her. Never talks. She's just there. Yeah, you're like technically. She's a close. Yeah, she's like

[00:38:01] Not but you know you're you know, you're here to provide cover. Yeah, you're sort of a human shield

[00:38:07] You're saying the room from me saying I'm Saddam and you're one of the the human shingles. I'm hmm adorned my face

[00:38:15] Saddam. Yeah

[00:38:17] So I'm at a nice, you know what I call him is so damn insane

[00:38:23] What the fuck that's fucking awesome, dude

[00:38:26] Wow, you know what I call was that so damn so damn insane

[00:38:33] You really yeah, he was pretty he was that in like the 90s Saddam really was like in every movie every like comedy

[00:38:40] He was always a there's always a fake Saddam

[00:38:43] Basky that's gotta be wild to be like King shit of Iraq

[00:38:49] And then yeah, you're just in a

[00:38:51] You're like this fucking fuck you gay dude. I'm said I'm getting a fighter plane and I'm just

[00:38:58] Causing the White House. Yeah, I'm just lying at myself and yeah taking out me and G dub at the same

[00:39:04] Yeah, you're not even found by like the CIA. It's like some some like dickhead for Missouri

[00:39:10] Yes, I'm 19 year old Marine like I think I found somebody

[00:39:14] Well, he is that mr. Siden

[00:39:21] Beat it kid he did go out like a G though. He was yeah

[00:39:24] It was like suck my dick remember that that was one of the first

[00:39:28] And he's like suck my fucking dick

[00:39:34] It was taken on a fucking razor that honestly was sick he was like I don't give a fuck American can suck my dick

[00:39:40] That was one of the first send me to hell you fucking homos

[00:39:45] I'm gonna suck I'm gonna be in devil's in hell

[00:39:50] Yeah, it's gonna be great winning a hundred years America's fallen and all of those men are martyrs here

[00:39:55] In our culture has to shift in and accept that we change Mount Rushmore. It's Osama

[00:40:00] Saddam be a Mount Rushmore won't be anything

[00:40:03] Won't be a fucking goddamn thing

[00:40:05] It'll be a match just bartering and you and people like you taking it too far by being too good at bartering

[00:40:12] Yeah, and then we're like well, maybe it has something to do with their religion. Yeah, then being like

[00:40:17] I don't you know what fuck them, you know, we're gonna make them do all the bartering for us

[00:40:21] Yeah, we don't feel like it because it's unclean for us to do it

[00:40:25] Yeah, and that's how we get our foot foot in the door foot in the door

[00:40:29] And then every couple generations, you know, we got to kind of trim the bushes

[00:40:35] Yeah, I'm saying trim the head just clean it up

[00:40:41] It's so Jews are so funny dude, it is very funny what happens and how old the shit is like

[00:40:47] It's so old as it's so old and the best is when it arises from like other

[00:40:52] I mean religious. Yeah, like group wise

[00:40:55] The best is when it arises from like other sectarian like conflict or whatever like it'll be Protestants for Catholics

[00:41:00] And they'll have like a big war and they'll be like and let's just kill the Jews for good

[00:41:03] Just just a little a little ceasefire boys. We're just gonna like little bonding

[00:41:12] They were still Irish

[00:41:16] Jews out of here little break. I know we're car bombing each other

[00:41:20] Little lunch break the fucking do a little mini genocide these other guys. There's about 12 of them here in Ireland

[00:41:27] Yeah, they're just so annoying. I do love the fact that those two Jews. I mean we talk I think we talk

[00:41:37] Got him out of jail the CIA tried to get him out at just now and he's like

[00:41:43] No, I can't and then someone from Israel like a rich guy from Israel

[00:41:47] Tried to get him out and bring him to Israel and he's like oh no way in hell

[00:41:51] And they were like why and he's like because if I go to Israel I have to grant my wife a divorce

[00:42:01] I'm chill here the Taliban's doing lat pull downs now dude the Taliban's cool

[00:42:06] They let me out of jail for being too annoying

[00:42:09] Yeah, that's the bet. That's the best story in the world. It really is the best story of all time

[00:42:14] You know what I would love is one of those

[00:42:16] Macadamia nut cookies. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. I started going to Macadamia milk in my coffee sometimes

[00:42:23] Really nice treat bro. It is really nice really nice treat

[00:42:27] Yeah, I kind of say they got milks of all types now, bro, and that's new. This is like a new thing

[00:42:33] Macadamia is fucking they're milking every goddamn. I mean cash you that's some good shit right there

[00:42:39] I'm all in I gotta get more cheese cloth for the Vitamix do some not your own your own milks

[00:42:44] Yeah, cuz here's what you can't go to the store and get like a while man

[00:42:48] I guess you just mix them but like like a like a

[00:42:51] Blood milk yo you start they start doing pecan milk fucking forget about it. Yeah

[00:42:58] It's gonna just kind of gonna glass roll into the grocery store with a couple of throwing stars and kill the cash

[00:43:04] Yes, I think that's the only way to get it done. Yeah

[00:43:08] I'm like sorry. I'm excited

[00:43:10] Fuck they really don't have yeah, you're right cuz even a two years ago the idea of macadamia milk would have been a dream

[00:43:18] Mmm. So you're saying you're coming out of my god a time machine like a particularly round one and not just a regular

[00:43:25] Shaped one and it's 20 in the grand scheme of things were similarly

[00:43:29] You know in the grocery store

[00:43:30] And you're like do you have any macadamia milk and they're like looking at you and they give us on the CC on the security camera

[00:43:37] And they're laughing and they're just see me. I

[00:43:39] Don't think I'm you know that fact that they would laugh at me in America number one stop in America four years ago

[00:43:46] I'm coming out of the time machine to get macadamia

[00:43:49] Macadamia, but you know, which you know there are fatter things for me to do for the purposes of this bit. I know I'm just saying

[00:43:57] That they would not believe that such a thing could eat they couldn't conceive of it in 28. That's true

[00:44:02] And I know you can say the scientists are working on it, but but they don't have that in the stores

[00:44:06] Yeah, that's the thing is like we just got macadamia nut milk now. Mm-hmm, and you're gonna tell me that these vaccines are safe

[00:44:18] Wow dude way to use my own logic against me. Yeah, wait a fucking judo me dude

[00:44:26] That's a good point you might have won me over oh, it's speaking of fatness

[00:44:30] What is it? Here's a little hell kind of segway is it? Here's a tidbit. I learned this week. Mm-hmm. Here's tidbit coming in

[00:44:36] I'm listening. What do you think the average weight is of an American female?

[00:44:42] 165 pounds 180 176. Thank you, which is 30 pounds

[00:44:52] The average yeah, that's in c people are fed as hell a and also listen dude that is the average weight

[00:44:59] I'm going to make like five foot four. Give me a 200 pound bitch with big ass

[00:45:04] The other way dude. It's all gonna be slight fellas like us in the future. Yeah, like me

[00:45:08] I'm big bitches. Yeah, that's the way that's the that's the future

[00:45:13] There's always gonna be just I'm gonna have a little lilt that I'm gonna have like a like a howvert or something

[00:45:18] I lean on and have the 300 pound bitch

[00:45:23] And I'm like welcome to the future

[00:45:25] And I say the n-word because of that it'll be fine by that point because society is chill

[00:45:30] Yeah, we're all one people soft a n-word dress like a clown big bitch. Howbert

[00:45:36] Mm-hmm dressed like a fucking fucking rosy ass cheeks

[00:45:40] Looking like Queen

[00:45:42] We Elizabeth really collar that her name. There's yeah, there's several queens. Yeah the original

[00:45:47] That a whole bunch she was the bit you know the one yeah clown

[00:45:55] Right she was like probably a never she never fuck you sneaky sneaky on the on the lesbo tip probably

[00:46:02] No, I think she was molested and because of being molested by some like earl or she became a pet of a

[00:46:07] Fraid of yeah still wouldn't that mean she got she dipped her fucking toes in some pussy

[00:46:13] I don't think she did think so now. I think that happens a lot when people get molested they switch up

[00:46:19] Or they go the same way I guess it's they become illustrious. Yeah, the student becomes

[00:46:28] Well, what's cool is Richard the second and

[00:46:32] Philip Augustus of France were gay with each other that is sick and they would

[00:46:36] And Philip was gay with Richard the second to undermine Richard the second's father

[00:46:44] Before he was turned I turned down and gave really turned out

[00:46:50] So good

[00:46:52] You get dicks so good you fucking you up end the dynasty yeah respect to fucking Philip or whoever the fuck did it

[00:46:59] I read some book a while ago about the like the early ass

[00:47:02] English kings and they were all being gay as hell which like which one I don't fucking remember

[00:47:10] I read books right here. I read books to go to sleep. Oh wait a second. Is that the one I read is it this book?

[00:47:17] Robert, I don't know it looks like a fat. It looks like you made a nice dent in it

[00:47:21] I read it on fucking on my fucking e-reader

[00:47:25] Hmm so I don't you know yeah history is very funny. Dude. Here's the thing. I love reading books now

[00:47:31] I leave my phone out of the fucking room and I read a book

[00:47:34] I don't absorb any of it. Yeah, but it helps my brain shut off

[00:47:38] Well, you just you resort resort the parts that are funny

[00:47:41] I mean that's yeah like I remember there was a brain fat red-headed king and like the

[00:47:46] 1100s it was getting cock all day

[00:47:48] Yeah, and they were all and they were all like but they were all like ethnically all this weird like the your the concept of

[00:47:55] English didn't even fucking exist. They were French guys and shit like right now. They're Germans the Windsor's

[00:48:00] Really? Yeah, that's so fucked and your your boy Prince Philip was Greek. Don't say printing. He's not my boy

[00:48:07] He's not cousin. He's not fucking Greek, bro. Chill. He was born on the aisles, but that mother fuckers not Greek. They're all

[00:48:15] ugly

[00:48:16] He's not hot enough to be Greek if you ask me

[00:48:18] He went out looking like a fucking piece of me and he was laying pipe on his cousin

[00:48:24] That's not our type of shit, bro. We don't fuck our cousins. Yeah, they fuck dogs

[00:48:28] Oh, we we fuck hot girls or goats. They fuck geese and show no that was ancient Greece now

[00:48:35] We fuck hot bitches or livestock

[00:48:38] Dude, that's how the fuck we get down

[00:48:41] You guys said we've talked about that documentary where they fuck donkeys right for the vice documentary donkey Kong donkey

[00:48:51] Where the fuck is he called donkey? Yeah, it's I really bothered me as a kid. Yeah, it's not a don't know it didn't

[00:48:57] You never thought about it. It's not a dog. You never thought about it. All right

[00:49:02] Realize that don't pretend you they fucked you up as a kid as a kid. You were like this game rocks

[00:49:07] Clearly a ditty, but that is not a donkey. Did he Kong? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I was a kid

[00:49:12] I was just I guess I just don't know what a donkey is I never thought about it

[00:49:17] I was just I accepted it accepted the word. I don't watch over here. Yeah, who cares what his name?

[00:49:22] That game was mad fun. It was a great game, dude, which one donkey gone country?

[00:49:27] Yes, I was playing it on switch the game the it looked so good for the level that you go back music

[00:49:34] So sick the water level

[00:49:37] Beautiful, dude. We mean the level where you go backwards where you're getting chit. Oh, that's crash bandicoot

[00:49:43] You're getting chased brother. All right. We got gas your gas band the coot for PS4. Oh, really?

[00:49:50] Yeah, we get pussy do you add them out of the

[00:49:54] Yeah, I was doing yeah, I was Adam's playing a game growing up called cash bank

[00:50:07] Yeah, it was just a spreadsheet

[00:50:09] I'm gonna go play excel in my room. I hate this family

[00:50:21] So I guess time for the economy corner check in jobs report

[00:50:25] Disappointing this week as by Biden's economy only adds 235,000 jobs

[00:50:31] Americans are turning more and more to sucking dick sucking cock for cash to sucking dick for cash

[00:50:38] Um

[00:50:40] Yeah, it's economy good bad. I don't know who knows

[00:50:44] Yeah

[00:50:46] We're gonna have to get your asking me brother. We're gonna have to get jobs

[00:50:50] Pretty soon people aren't going back to work. It's gonna be on us to go out there and fucking

[00:50:55] Stimulate the shit stimulate the shit dude. I'm gonna have to get jobs at Best Buy

[00:50:58] I'm really I'm getting the job of the deli counter all the fucking slice me that want

[00:51:03] I'm getting extensive plastic surgery. I'm getting a job at Best Buy and I'm gonna start talking like this right away

[00:51:11] Be like nester. Yeah, no, I just you put like just a little bit of stink on it. So they can't tell what you're doing

[00:51:20] I remember that guy dude. It's just only a little bit. It's not like too far

[00:51:25] Yeah, there's always a kid in high school

[00:51:28] But go ahead go ahead and try and accuse me of some and see what happens when I talk to HR

[00:51:32] It's a kid that's you know what you're getting actually the more you're doing it the better you're getting at it

[00:51:36] Oh, yeah, you're dialing it down just a little bit

[00:51:38] Yeah, and then you talk wait till I do this voice and then I'm in I'm being questioned by HR

[00:51:44] And I bring up my friend Negar from Iran

[00:51:47] And where do you see the look on their face? I'd like to see them

[00:51:51] Well, you get mad at me, but you don't get mad at me guard

[00:51:53] And they're like no one here works. No here with that. It works. Yes. She works. She works the pretzel time on the other side of the Atlantic

[00:52:01] Terminal Negar must have a lot of fun with substitute teachers. That's for damn sure calling out the role

[00:52:07] Just the looking at it be like boy. I don't know if I'm pronouncing this right faggot

[00:52:15] Is it Eric, that's it Eric and it's Eric faggot

[00:52:19] It's Eric Thomas Eric Thomas. So you're here

[00:52:25] Okay, the next one

[00:52:27] Faggot

[00:52:30] Mmm, that's a good character

[00:52:33] Steph faggot

[00:52:37] Gar

[00:52:39] Okay, let me see if I get this right. Stephanie

[00:52:46] Negar field

[00:52:50] Stephanie Garfield that's it. Yes, Stephanie

[00:52:55] Okay

[00:52:57] Sorry go back and beep that one new substitute teaching that's up at 53 minutes

[00:53:03] You have to go back and be back no one's listening at this point

[00:53:06] No, there was the what the three people still listening this episode and I said Stephanie Gar

[00:53:13] He was listen man. That one definitely

[00:53:16] Just Nagar go back and beat the car field just go back and beat a lot of these actually now

[00:53:22] I already said close but known the guard so

[00:53:25] But that's that's the name. Yes, Stephanie Garfield

[00:53:30] If you said it like that I did say it like that

[00:53:33] I changed the tempo you didn't put a little sort of jazz

[00:53:39] He's not gonna be revisiting anything in post. I know my fucking rules and my principles

[00:53:46] But I know what I said, okay, well, I'm just saying listen back to it. It was close. It could be clipped pretty nicely

[00:53:54] And I know you're really worried about that. Yeah, right?

[00:53:57] You're really fucking motherfucking. Oh no my management my drop

[00:54:01] My agent might stop calling me four years ago

[00:54:08] I know I know what I've worked with in the entertainment industry might have a pretty negative opinion of me

[00:54:16] And I might have zero chance of ever being staffed on a TV show ever again

[00:54:25] Oh no, yeah, that would be a

[00:54:27] Fucked up thing if that happens. Yeah, and even worse

[00:54:32] It would be because of my own doing and the last nail in the coffin wouldn't be Shane Gillis getting fired

[00:54:39] Which had literally nothing to do with me

[00:54:43] And that's when I got the phone call that

[00:54:48] It would be best if we remained friends but went separate ways professionally

[00:54:53] Whatever the fuck that means

[00:54:59] Yeah, you guys are probably really good motherfucking we were great friends dude hanging out of your time actually I did I you know

[00:55:05] I mean I do still kind of like my

[00:55:08] Whatever. Yeah, it's just business. Yeah, I get it. It's obvious

[00:55:14] I don't like to show I don't like the sugar coating because it's an insult to my intelligence. Yeah, but you're very smart

[00:55:21] If the if the conversation had just been

[00:55:25] Yeah, obviously we can never put you on you can never see you never you're never

[00:55:30] Seated with the Shane thing cuz Shane's like relatively tame. I guess compared to what you could pull out. Oh, yeah

[00:55:37] Bill Maher

[00:55:43] But Bill Maher kept his job no, no, I mean when he dropped it. Yeah the episode we did remember the opening

[00:55:50] I remember that's what I'm saying. It was really funny. That would preclude me from work. Yeah

[00:55:56] All Bill Maher had to do was just have chameleon error on

[00:56:01] You know, I apologize for riding dirty. I was describing a woman named Stephanie Garfield

[00:56:07] That still is so funny what he thought he could do a house beep

[00:56:20] house versus field

[00:56:23] Joke. Yeah, and the guys like you know me. I'm a house

[00:56:30] We're going back and forth to the guy's face

[00:56:32] And it's just like completely blank expression and then cut back the bill and he's still saying

[00:56:41] Then back to the other guy and then back to

[00:56:46] Yeah, for some reason sound is working that way

[00:56:51] It's only when you see the guy that you can hear him

[00:56:53] That's always the Mar just still has his mouth over

[00:57:00] Only open moving right

[00:57:03] We go back to the black eye and it's just like just there's like somehow like like goo that you recognize the sound waves like

[00:57:11] dripping off of his face

[00:57:13] He's like melting under the weight of the N word

[00:57:16] And go back to Bill Maher and he's turning purple. He's still

[00:57:26] Blasting out of his mouth fuck where you say Adam? Well, that shows like pretty

[00:57:34] I had nothing to say about no that shows pre-taped. It's just crazy. They just they I know it's crazy. They posted that

[00:57:40] I didn't edit that awesome. No more fucking that is so funny. Is he still on the air? He's still doing it. He's still crushing it

[00:57:50] Yeah, we should have gone to a taping where I know we got free tickets when we're on Venice Beach

[00:57:55] We fucked up. We really fucked up. I sent you guys that picture when I was walking around LA and I saw I

[00:58:02] Saw the apartment complex. We were staying at and our

[00:58:05] That are there are one where we probably spent 400 dollars in like four days. Yeah, but you know, we also got

[00:58:14] I've been racked in a fool in there. Yeah, we're all in real bad. Yeah

[00:58:20] Going off and I was so miserable dude because you guys were just on vacation. Yeah, you were getting fat

[00:58:26] Yeah, well, I don't mind getting fat. It was just like I enjoyed the job that I had but I hated being forced to stay in LA

[00:58:34] Mm-hmm. You hate alert. Yeah, and I really felt imprisoned especially when you guys left and I just had that and they extended my contract

[00:58:41] Which is good, but it was also like yeah, you know another 13 weeks in Los Angeles. Oh geez

[00:58:47] That's right. I don't know though. The fucking weather's nice. I was over there for a couple days in between Seattle and Utah

[00:58:53] Cuz I was like I didn't want to fly all the way back. Yeah, the weather's nice to vibe. It's just LA is like oh, yeah

[00:58:57] It's a the awful evil there is definitely a fuck. There's no like everyone is so desperate

[00:59:04] Yeah, and everyone else I could have murder you to advance their career one of Iota. Yeah, yeah

[00:59:09] But at the same time the weather's nice. There's a ton of hot. It's great to visit

[00:59:13] I love you go drive. They got Korean barbecue

[00:59:17] PCH sit and watch the sunset you think really nice

[00:59:19] I do that every couple years and I check in with myself and what I've accomplished and you go yep nothing and

[00:59:24] And doesn't it feel good doesn't yeah, even though on paper. It's going solid who cares?

[00:59:29] I hate myself

[00:59:31] Now when I'm at what is it point with a point Mugu?

[00:59:36] I don't know point Mugu. I think that's it. Is that it? Yeah point Mugu

[00:59:42] It is that we're the seafood restaurant up the PCH is a point Loma

[00:59:47] Whatever I don't do whatever

[00:59:53] I'm gonna I can't wait to fucking move to Holly to become Hollywood. How kids did I'm gonna move to LA?

[00:59:59] Mm-hmm get plastic surgery. Yeah, dude. I can't wait to get extended

[01:00:04] It's up to PCH and Ventura

[01:00:08] Nice let me see if I can find a picture. That's very pretty. There's a big rock

[01:00:12] I'm talking about when you drive up the PCH towards venture. I don't think I've ever

[01:00:17] I've driven up the PCH. There's that one beat just place

[01:00:22] Yeah, so I stopped by that rock and I look at I look at the ocean

[01:00:26] It's cute. Mm-hmm, and I'm usually there with some woman that I don't care for anymore

[01:00:31] Where it's been over for six months

[01:00:33] Your head

[01:00:39] Variably

[01:00:43] And I go damn I'll never be happy but this is bad I guess this is what people are describing when they say happiness

[01:00:55] The overwhelming negativity is being held at is that Bay? Yeah by this nice rock

[01:01:01] Mm-hmm and the fact that I can't hear this woman talking because I'm going to wait and one day

[01:01:06] I'll get a little catamaran and I'll sail out into that ocean and I'll put a gun in my mouth

[01:01:12] And they'll say he died at sea. Yeah, and you'll light

[01:01:16] You'll light the boat on fire right before you shoot yourself in the heading

[01:01:21] I'm gonna be waiting on the rock with a fucking bow and arrow that's on fire

[01:01:25] Just as soon as I hear the gun go off

[01:01:27] I throw the fucking arrow you burn up. I try I'm like yep Nick died

[01:01:34] It's just 15 feet from the shore

[01:01:38] Families

[01:01:40] Blaming corpse you're like you can't get my brain away. I'm really leaking out on fire just destroying some infant saying it

[01:01:58] The shark comes by and roops off my bathing suit my penis

[01:02:03] In the mom's face while she's trying to gather her child

[01:02:06] My dicks on fires, but she gets a permanent burn of a penis and balls on her face

[01:02:12] And are like he died at sea

[01:02:15] He died he died doing what he loved

[01:02:17] At sea being a sea and being in the ocean. All right. Goodbye. Oh