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Bonus 257 - winter soldier

Cum Town | Premium | 09/26/2021

[00:00:00] I'm tired of waiting. You know more waiting dude. You can only make yourself so comfortable
[00:00:04] Adam has to go to the bathroom 15 times. Mm-hmm. We need the water
[00:00:09] He slowly leaks piss. Yeah out of his dick. I do. I'm a professional. I'll wait until halfway through the show
[00:00:17] That's right to get up. That's always good. How's that dumb shit people are like well you got a piss before you hit the road
[00:00:23] No way piss yourself. Yeah, you're pissing a bottle. You know Gatorade bottle. Yeah the classic
[00:00:31] Yeah, sometimes I piss in Tupperware. Yeah, sometimes I piss in a big deer park bottle. He's like a latin and he's like
[00:00:40] You know he's like he's like he's a prince now and he's like yo like maybe we can go these good princess jasmine
[00:00:47] He's like maybe we'll spend a weekend at Delaware water gab
[00:00:49] And they get on the carpet for a long carpet ride and she's like Delaware from Arabia. Yeah
[00:00:58] Well, you know, it's where you go on vacation of course get money
[00:01:03] Delaware
[00:01:05] Riviera yeah the water gap the water gap. Yeah. Hell yeah. It's not a Riviera. It's a water gap. I'm sorry
[00:01:11] I'm your uphill. I didn't know there was a there was a Riviera in Delaware water gap
[00:01:18] It's a water Delaware. It's a what exactly is a water gap. It's something that only exists in Pennsylvania
[00:01:23] But it's also it's a oh, so it's a part of Pennsylvania named Delaware. Oh the Delaware River
[00:01:30] You're really triggering Adams. Yeah, yeah
[00:01:34] Yeah, yeah, stop you've been to Philly a hundred times. You know the Delaware River. I really don't I'm not a fucking gay
[00:01:42] Bitch that keeps like that of rivers. I have no idea what the fuck them
[00:01:46] Why does called what I know what the rivers called the Delaware water gap because I have no idea Delaware River
[00:01:51] I thought I thought it was in Delaware until he said it was in pencil. Oh, then why the okay?
[00:01:56] I didn't know why the fuck are you talking about the Delaware River now because he said the Delaware water gap and what the fuck
[00:02:03] Do I shoot because that was the context clue that I picked up on?
[00:02:06] I'm sorry. You can't listen. You can't both be stupid and I'll make it easy for you. It's the Poconos. Okay, okay
[00:02:12] Listen, I'm with now that you're telling me that I get it
[00:02:15] But Adam came in here like he knew stuff turns out
[00:02:20] He was just as ignorant. I'm hella ignorant. You are dude. I'm ignorant as shit. So the poker
[00:02:25] So chasmid Aladdin or go to the thing he's in the back. I could have just said the thing. Yeah comes out and now
[00:02:31] I'm sorry. It's fucking 15 minutes on why it's called the Delaware water gap
[00:02:37] It's the Rivi I'm interested too. I
[00:02:40] I
[00:02:43] Like geography
[00:02:45] She's got a piss and you know, he doesn't want her to find out that she's like oh can I just piss in this and it's the lamp
[00:02:51] And he's like, uh, but he doesn't want to be like well
[00:02:54] It's just Rob Williams lives in there. Yeah, and I'm actually a poor faggot. Yeah. Yeah, and so he's like yeah
[00:03:02] Sure, I guess and then it's Robin
[00:03:05] She puts the lamp in her pussy. She's just into the nose part of the lamp. That would be a crazy amount of
[00:03:13] You wreath or control her what she's a princess, but she's dirty. She's still Arabian. You know she
[00:03:19] Pissing a lamp on the road when she spray piss. No
[00:03:24] They tell me she would string
[00:03:27] With even with a cock look keep in mind how these people go to the bathroom now, right?
[00:03:32] This is we all know billions of years right right right this is a historic era
[00:03:36] Yeah, so like they still don't have they don't have the bathroom suit
[00:03:40] Are you saying they have long pussies back then no the put everything's the same, but you know like
[00:03:46] The English they said look where no, we're not gonna shit in the hole in the ground anymore
[00:03:53] We didn't invent tubes that lead down to the dungeons and we're gonna shit in those
[00:03:57] I guess my only thing is if anything I would think pissing in a lamp is more elegant
[00:04:02] Well, we got to get to the part we're robbing. He's drinking her piss drowning in piss in the lamp
[00:04:12] What is that noise and the laddens is turning up the radio right right?
[00:04:17] Oh, it's like lemonade lady lemonade
[00:04:21] I'm gonna the next first time she meets the genie. He's like yellow. He's green right? Yeah
[00:04:28] Fucked up her. That's how fucking yellow her piss. That's why he's blue and then it mixes. Yeah
[00:04:36] I always did like that in elementary school how colors convinced let us well you learn you learn by pissing you learn by pissing
[00:04:43] Yeah, into that blue and blue toilet water. Yeah, you're like I damn I fucking love science. I fl dude
[00:04:50] Uh-huh call me fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson and not due to Neil deGrasse Tyson raping
[00:04:58] I'll let you point my dick out or whatever. Yeah on a telescope
[00:05:03] He was like check out this fucking asteroids and then he went to the other side
[00:05:13] The top is just running up his right yeah climbing a ladder
[00:05:18] No one second one second give me give me a second
[00:05:24] Yeah, set it 15 degrees down bubble
[00:05:34] That's interesting with that I guess that would be sexual assault still I don't know if you're separated
[00:05:41] But how long is the telescope? Well your honor? How long does the telescope have to be she was peeping on him?
[00:05:47] Let's be honest. He set her up to pee pee. Yeah, and he's just like well the science changed
[00:05:54] Blood sexual assault but now it's not the science has changed
[00:05:58] Your anti science. Yeah. Yeah things change and then you update your hypothesis hypothesis noodles
[00:06:05] You saw that tweet of his where it was like we're just pieces of carbon and answer
[00:06:10] No, I didn't in a meaningless universe tweets all of his tweets are like that
[00:06:14] Yeah, he tweets the gayest likes reddit like Facebook IFS
[00:06:19] Really is like that shit. He's cloud hungry that last year
[00:06:23] He had a tweet that was like what if I told you there was a molecule that will kill you if you consume too much of it
[00:06:29] That you know, but it's 70% of the world
[00:06:34] Did they like that molecule my friends is water age two and this is like in the middle of the
[00:06:42] Probably is he crying accused of rape. Yeah. Yeah, he probably called it dihydrogen oxide or something
[00:06:48] Right where they can like change that yeah
[00:06:51] He's like Newton they thought an apple fell on Newton's head
[00:06:55] But what actually happened is the apple was pulled to Newton's head by gravity and like the first reply is like you raped me in
[00:07:03] 1977 Newton was on that gay shit wasn't he yeah, that's what they were saying. He was sus
[00:07:10] Yeah, that's why he was sitting under a tree thinking about guys
[00:07:14] You know you think he was maybe so distracted thinking about cock
[00:07:17] I think it was maybe a bucaki that he figured out gravity. Yeah, it was actually I jacked off on his face from a balcony
[00:07:23] Yeah, and that's how it happened and he's like by George. I've got it
[00:07:27] It would be cool if Neil de Krasse was like it's like the Rapunzel started off. It was actually Newton
[00:07:35] And then they turned it into
[00:07:37] You know the gay-ass story about the night in the bitch with the hair of the steel on yep
[00:07:41] So it was originally Newton trying to get cock
[00:07:44] Some guy climbed up to Newton's window. I always do a math. Yeah, Newton would suck his cock
[00:07:49] Yeah, I watched gods and monsters last night sounds like an awesome title. I don't know Apple TV just got into like
[00:07:54] recommending like period dramas
[00:07:58] I don't know why I think I rewatched Amadeus and then so my recommendations were all like the lady in Amadeus has some great
[00:08:04] Breast you know what I remember that is crazy as I almost sent them to you
[00:08:09] I would have been really happy because I was like stop would appreciate
[00:08:15] I was like the topic she has awesome taste and also let me say this I've been watching Bosch and the lady
[00:08:22] She's like a famous actress. She's old in Bosch
[00:08:29] They kind of hide her tits, but I had like a sick sense. I'm like I think her tits are big
[00:08:34] So you had to do so I did a little research
[00:08:37] Humongous breasts what's the actor in her youth? I don't remember he would recognize it. She's like a character actress
[00:08:44] Should I just Google boss boss bitch honey Chandler? I believe is her
[00:08:48] Oh, yeah, she's a she's a prosecutor. She's a she's a defense attorney who gets people off
[00:08:55] Oh, it's the bad guys off
[00:08:57] But anyway, sorry Amadeus gods and monsters. Oh, yeah, so but you know it's I'm like
[00:09:03] I'm trying to escape all the period drama recommendations
[00:09:07] Uh-huh and the first thing I landed on was gods and monsters, which have you seen it?
[00:09:12] No, I have not it's about
[00:09:14] The guy who directed Frankenstein and bride of Frankenstein who was like he was a whole a homo
[00:09:21] Oh shit, but he was also a Frankenstein or a nose for a to kind of guy
[00:09:26] No, he just happened to direct to Frankenstein and bride of Frankenstein
[00:09:30] But it's like the end of his life the movies the end of his life and he's living in his house
[00:09:33] He doesn't direct anymore and he just keeps trying to fuck like boys that come by the house
[00:09:40] That's awesome and before he can get any busy. He has a stroke
[00:09:43] Okay, what he never gets you know opens in like a chair like this gay journalist comes by and he's like
[00:09:48] For every question you want me to answer it's Ian McAllen is
[00:09:53] He's gay. Yeah, he's like I will answer any one of your questions and for each question
[00:09:58] I answer you will respond in kind by removing an article of your clothes. Oh
[00:10:03] Billy Madison studying scene. Yeah, so he's like wow
[00:10:06] They then the journal and this is supposed to be like 1957 in the journal is like so the rumors are true
[00:10:13] And he's like just this Perez Hilton
[00:10:17] And then by the bike he gets him down to his underwear and he was like what was it like meeting George Kooker?
[00:10:24] Fuckin in McAllen like just drops his cigar and he's like
[00:10:31] He dies before you know he's having a stroke and then so oh
[00:10:35] And then he gets sweet on Brendan Fraser is the gardener. Oh nice and Brendan Fraser is like
[00:10:42] You know he's like I made friends with a director and then oh wow
[00:10:47] Yeah, oh wow really nice that that's real her name is Mimi Rogers. Yeah, Mimi Rod
[00:10:53] You I don't know where I mean these are fat titties, bro
[00:10:57] Oh, I have and she looked you know, they look good now. Okay. Here's a little little fucking imagine yourself in this guy's shoes
[00:11:04] Yeah, brother. I tell you they look tell you what oh and here's she's lying down
[00:11:11] You know, they're still big. They're on 32 years old. I've seen a
[00:11:16] Million pair and it's just you think as you get older now. No, it's it gets worse
[00:11:21] No, yeah, it really does it really does get worse because your mind it really does get worse people just awesome stuff
[00:11:28] I mean literally I'm gonna turn into the guy was just describing
[00:11:34] Just in my house
[00:11:36] 100% my housekeeper coming by like, you know, do you need anything from the storm?
[00:11:44] You know and I'm like could you?
[00:11:46] Bend over and pick up my pen and she does and I'm like
[00:11:57] The doctors like we told you you can't you got to stop being fucking horny you're still looking pretty good and
[00:12:03] Blood your dick has been sealed off. It's been walled off like a room that a child died in I do think I would yeah
[00:12:12] The circulatory system considers it haunted
[00:12:16] It's a place that no no sale made their trespass less you be haunted. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:12:23] I could definitely see myself not being horny at some point in my life
[00:12:26] Just getting you know being a guffet all guy that like, you know, whittles or some shit. Mm-hmm doesn't get pussy
[00:12:33] No, now you showed you showed me that pair because I'm not even horny. It's just like yeah
[00:12:39] That's true, but it was a remarkable pair your titteramas. It was a stop you and it really really is
[00:12:44] I think about what would be ideal and it's like having a sit-down interview with that woman and
[00:12:51] You know like I have nothing to say so if you're interviewing me its questions like, you know
[00:12:57] What do you think happened to the smokehouse turkey sandwich at Panera bread?
[00:13:02] Right, right and and then I you know, I'm just like let me stop you right there
[00:13:08] Maybe just let me pull them out. Maybe I can put my hand in there
[00:13:12] Let me suck them for a second and you jacked me off for like three minutes, and then I'm good that doesn't work even
[00:13:18] Yeah, you know, but I just want to feel your hand on my cock. I don't even have to bust
[00:13:23] I'm gonna suck your titties. I feel your hand. I'm gonna go right back to the right
[00:13:27] It said give me seven minute a little seven talk about the chicken fontage
[00:13:30] We are you can do it. We're gonna do a lot of time with a chicken fontage. Oh really good saying which was staying power
[00:13:35] It's good. It's good. The smokehouse turkey was the king, but you know, I understand yeah
[00:13:40] I was always a fun take a guy. I must say I don't know man. That's smokehouse turkey. I just can't I'm not a turkey guy in general
[00:13:46] I know but you do it right
[00:13:48] You're getting the benefit of like I mean I guess chickens also lean meat. Yeah, see that yeah
[00:13:53] With there's too much. There's some it just feels too much like poultry turkey
[00:13:58] There's an extra poultry taste to it the chicken lacks chickens more clean meat
[00:14:03] Yeah, and this is the kind of shit. I would say right after getting my exact for like 35 seconds. Mm-hmm game here. Thank you
[00:14:10] Yeah, yeah
[00:14:12] Mm-hmm
[00:14:14] Yeah, so let me ask you me me Rogers. Have you ever been to Roy Rogers?
[00:14:20] This is all charm. Yeah
[00:14:22] I would love to take you there and by the way, she's still hot oldest. Yeah, like she's got a different charm to her now
[00:14:29] Yeah, oh yeah, cuz she she knows now. She knows it's like when a when a shooting guard learned
[00:14:36] He like his back to the basket moves. Mm-hmm like MJ on the wizards. He was like shrewd. Yeah
[00:14:42] She's lost craft here. But she's craftier. Yeah
[00:14:46] Yeah, discussing old man charming young women by knowing a lot about
[00:14:52] You know Grimace was actually the original hamburger
[00:14:55] He was the one that stole all the hamburgers
[00:15:00] And they they red conned him. He was no longer a villain. No, he's not of much use anymore at all
[00:15:07] Similar to myself, I feel oh don't say that
[00:15:11] If I had a big pair of tits
[00:15:13] She gets to the last button and this one is stroke hits
[00:15:25] Quickly rebutting or shirt, what's wrong? I'm like, please keep going this happened. She's like cold 911. No
[00:15:35] Let me die. Let me die. Look at your breasts
[00:15:38] Get my cock pump out and let me die looking at your breasts beautiful
[00:15:44] Well, anyways Brendan Freyser just plays like this like fucking
[00:15:48] Gardener that's like you know, I guess he's this is back when he was hot. So you know, oh, this is an old movie
[00:15:54] He's from 98 and he's oh, I was thinking
[00:15:58] Fat Brendan Freys and it was like a mature gay relationship. No
[00:16:03] No, no, it's nice. No, yeah, but I mean this is a young friend. He's an impressionable boy
[00:16:10] It's funny because it's like it feels like from that era where you could just make openly gay movies, but it's before
[00:16:17] You know, it's so yeah, it's the late 90s. It's kind of like the peak of
[00:16:21] Like liberalism, I guess to a certain extent where it's like you can show
[00:16:26] Ocarina's you can show homosexuality, but you can also show it in the sense of it like being this predatory old man
[00:16:34] Right, which is what it is
[00:16:36] Yeah, and that didn't read that would still seem to kind of liberty and right it seemed like wow. This is awesome
[00:16:42] Yeah, we're giving these people that it's representation. Yeah. Yeah, how most how most gay relationships are old
[00:16:49] Right, right. Whereas now if you like show gay media it has to be like
[00:16:54] sexless or a teen escaping their conservative family or something
[00:17:00] Yeah, you know, it's like gay like gay it has to be synonymous with being a victim
[00:17:05] Yeah, cuz that it represents like some kind of like moral pure overcoming something rather than it just being a guy that might as well be Harvey or
[00:17:13] Harvey Weinstein, but he's gay for cock. Yeah. Yeah, the cock version of Harvey Weinstein
[00:17:18] So he's like can I draw you and he's like asking the draw
[00:17:21] I might put the movie on because there's a scene in it that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life
[00:17:26] Nice is because he has his stroke. So he's so he directed Frankenstein directed Franky's game
[00:17:34] James whale the director and
[00:17:38] But yeah, so he has like Brendan Fraser sit for me once we see Brendan Fraser's cock in the film now
[00:17:43] You don't see his cock, but pass
[00:17:45] His art studio and there's just like a picture of a man's penis
[00:17:51] And he's like did you paint all these?
[00:17:55] He's like he's pretty famous
[00:17:58] And then he's like I have to draw you or whatever and you know, he's not showing him the drawings
[00:18:05] I'll just scribble or whatever. Yeah, and he's like well. You just want to paint my face, right?
[00:18:09] I'm not doing anything, you know, like I'm not doing any gay shit. Yeah, he's like either
[00:18:14] It's all like, you know, just my face and then as soon as he sits down he's like, oh, you should is completely wrong
[00:18:19] You have to take it off. He's like now wait a minute buster. You told me it was just and then he's like don't be breathing to this rack
[00:18:28] Literally, yes, he puts a gas mask
[00:18:34] And then it's just a gas mask and Brendan Fraser's like get this thing off of me
[00:18:38] And he's just sitting there naked at the end of the movie. That's awesome
[00:18:40] Yeah, and but then he's like I mean the movies bizarre cuz yeah
[00:18:45] Like he tries to bait him into killing him because he just wants to die or whatever
[00:18:49] Oh, and then but he wants a hot guy to do the movie ends with Brendan back. Yeah, he's like I touched your cock
[00:18:56] And I kissed all over your body. How will you live with yourself? He's like what do you want for me?
[00:19:01] Kill me break my neck
[00:19:03] And brain failure doesn't do it eventually he kills himself
[00:19:08] Oh, and then the movie ends with Brendan Fraser like showing his son Frankenstein
[00:19:13] He was like I was friends with the guy that made me
[00:19:17] Raped me yeah, yeah, he's like yeah, he tricked me into having gay sex with him and then he killed himself
[00:19:24] The kids pretty cool dad is this just one of your stories
[00:19:28] And then it ends with like Brendan Fraser walking off in the rain like Frankenstein
[00:19:34] It's bizarre. It's a bizarre
[00:19:37] But that there's one there's one scene where he's like Brendan Fraser is like sitting for
[00:19:42] the McAllen he's like painting him again and
[00:19:45] He and McAllen's talking about how much better his life used to be like this place was filled with men just yeah
[00:19:51] Yeah, with that pricks out hard
[00:19:53] And then like brain fridges just like hey cool it on the fucking homo shit
[00:20:02] He's like I don't have to take this and he like storms off and walks out
[00:20:05] And then Ian McAllen is just going into like struck brain and then he's like fantasizing about the pool
[00:20:11] And there's just all of these like naked guys with their like date
[00:20:15] I mean you just it's a bunch of naked men and he's like crying tears of joy
[00:20:19] I
[00:20:26] Love this character
[00:20:28] Yeah, no, he really is funny. It's literally what this is literally what I'd like my my
[00:20:35] Elder years to be but with fat-titted women. Yeah, I
[00:20:39] Mean I will be doing they're almost thinking about breast. It would be nice to have me me Rogers kill almost getting
[00:20:44] Pussy having a stroke is is very funny
[00:20:47] God's and monsters
[00:20:51] That's a great it's a cool title I was hoping there would be like I
[00:20:56] Was hoping there would be like you know battle between like some kind of God in a monster. I didn't think it was yeah
[00:21:02] I thought it was
[00:21:04] Thought there'd be you know like fucking
[00:21:07] Superpowers. Oh, yeah, Brendan Frasier the hot piece right here, dude. Yeah, he used to look good
[00:21:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah here we go
[00:21:16] In michelle this is perfect for him because he probably was thinking about guys Cox all the time anyway
[00:21:46] Oh
[00:21:51] There again
[00:22:03] This is really good acting
[00:22:05] Oh, shit, okay, this is where I was like crying laughing
[00:22:16] That's awesome, let's see here we go the heartwarming music
[00:22:27] Whoa one two three four five six seven eight nine account nine gay guys
[00:22:42] Oh, this is awesome. Let's see some dick
[00:23:04] They miss mouthless water
[00:23:06] That was awesome. Yeah, and then it's just it then it's just Brendan Frasier going to the bar being like
[00:23:14] I made a new friend the other day
[00:23:18] Wow, you looks good there. Yeah, would you suck him off Brendan? Mm-hmm. I mean
[00:23:24] Brenda Frasier not on the record. Okay off the record off the record. Would you suck him off?
[00:23:31] You know if I was if I had a you know, I'll run it as a source if you had a journalist
[00:23:37] If I was I'll run it
[00:23:39] I'll run it as a source close to Adam Friedland says he would why you think they called him deep throat, dude
[00:23:45] That's why all those journalists were were getting sucked. Yeah, it was initially a bunch of gay gossips
[00:23:51] And then they invented newspaper clap them cheeks man
[00:23:54] That's that's alternate universe Adam
[00:24:00] Chicksman. Yeah. Yeah, we would have Adam wasn't Jewish. Wow. Well marvels. What I really would have
[00:24:08] What if Adam was what if the Marvel's what if universe?
[00:24:13] Friedland is not Jewish. I saw a shank chief from the
[00:24:18] The Marvel Chinese. Yeah, I don't know
[00:24:20] Wasn't I saying what the fuck is what's so it's a Chinese guy, but his superpowers. He knows Coronie
[00:24:25] No, he has 10 fucking make any sense
[00:24:28] He has 10 rings that he wears around his arms to make him fit a car now
[00:24:32] You're right Nick cuz they're basically describing Jackie Chan. Yeah, it's like oh we got it
[00:24:35] How about this black panther and he's good at the backing his car in the parking space
[00:24:42] It's that's a superpower is a yeah, he's a special type of black guy. Yep, they can dunk
[00:24:48] Yeah, you could dunk and he's really good really black guy that yeah
[00:24:52] Chang cheese should just be some guy in China getting the shit kicked out of him by other Chinese
[00:24:56] Well, the funny thing is is that it was like a
[00:24:59] Play to make a billion dollars in China and they're like yeah, we don't care about Chinese shit
[00:25:04] We want to see like real easy way. We want to see real estate
[00:25:06] Yeah, they just they just don't want we don't want to see this Chinese
[00:25:09] It's just a pessimism for us. We want to go to the cinema and forget where Chinese for two hours. What are you showing us this Chinese?
[00:25:18] Also, don't want to see black people which is funny because it's like a complete failure of like right
[00:25:23] You know any way to lay you like just just broadly apply like identity politics bullshit the Chinese markets
[00:25:31] Right, they're like, okay. Well, we have to accept that they're racist. They're like yeah
[00:25:34] But we can we can maybe appeal to hanah. It's okay, and then that doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I China
[00:25:41] We can be racist, but in America. No, I'm glad that guy's getting shit now because apparently he took shots at our boy Shane
[00:25:48] Yeah, and then and then they found reddit's post where he was like being being a pedophile's like being the same as being
[00:25:57] Which he's making an interesting nuanced point there was also really good now Marvel needs to do Shane G
[00:26:03] Yeah, she did it is a superpowers Shane
[00:26:07] retarded
[00:26:08] Shane is like going out with her. Yeah, well he goes
[00:26:11] He's doing is like another one of his like PA comedy tours, right ends up at three mile island
[00:26:17] Mmm, and or for whatever reason he's there. Okay, and he's like saying chink like
[00:26:25] the reactor
[00:26:27] And he's like wait a minute you told me the
[00:26:29] Radiation made it so that an album Chinese
[00:26:34] Wow, so he's allowed to say it
[00:26:49] The gay Chinese guy
[00:26:52] They team up. Yep. Yeah, he's been Boeing. Yep. Yeah Chinese guy gay Korean guy
[00:26:57] Oh, and I forgive you
[00:27:02] Shane check out this new character I'm working on can you tell who this impression is yeah, and then aquafina is a Chinese guy
[00:27:09] You're right. It's a Chinese guy, but what if they were gay
[00:27:13] Aquafina's the bad guy was she's an Asian girl that says the N word said the right and they're like that's not cool
[00:27:19] That's not cool. Let's say the Chinese as of three months ago
[00:27:23] We don't like the Chinese people are saying the N word. Yeah, you're a lot
[00:27:27] Yeah, you're allowed to say Chinese stuff, but black stuff is still about aquafini and it's Mr.
[00:27:40] Mr. Matthews
[00:27:42] I
[00:27:48] Say the N words
[00:27:50] Mr. Matthews so me and some of my other I headed to Shan famous fools for lunch
[00:27:59] You know your cracker ass is in a
[00:28:01] Man so my other Chinese
[00:28:16] It's really funny that she they asked her in like a press interview about it and she's like there's a disc
[00:28:22] discussion
[00:28:23] there's
[00:28:25] Like there's a discussion that needs to have they're like why did you use to talk like that?
[00:28:33] Yeah, but she couldn't answer the question, but I was cloud chasing the blacks
[00:28:37] It is funny that she like doesn't talk like a black person anymore, but she kept her rap name kept aquafina
[00:28:43] Yeah, that's like what the thing what does suck is that nothing's gonna happen to her or the other guy shang chi
[00:28:50] Yeah, well nothing would happen like if like
[00:28:53] Like Tina Fey could like get drunk. Well, maybe not Tina Fey. I'm trying to think of somebody that's maybe a little bit more current irrelevant
[00:29:01] but
[00:29:03] The lesbian lady from SNL yeah, and this I mean who we can give this shit
[00:29:08] Yeah, anybody once you're like minted you can do anything you could do right they cut our boy down
[00:29:14] It's the shame you can shoot a man on fifth Avenue
[00:29:17] literally the same structure that allowed fucking Harvey Weinstein to rape for like rapists is
[00:29:24] And has always been worse and like fucking saying a sad word
[00:29:30] Yeah, and being remotely racist and like that
[00:29:33] Like you can still you can probably still get away with it. Oh, yeah, absolutely if you're rich enough
[00:29:38] Yeah, if you're in been trenched enough if you're just a shame dude, you know
[00:29:43] Imagine how much imagine how much of those ssl dollars would have gone into Mc downtown mechanics, Berg, Pennsylvania
[00:29:50] Yeah, they would have really they would have made you know had Gillis Plaza. Yeah, all the factories were closed
[00:29:56] But yeah, they would have brought the smokehouse turkey back
[00:29:59] Smokehouse right there. Yeah, they would that would have anchored their restaurant district was the Panera. I'm saying the nuclear reactor made me fucking Chinese
[00:30:13] But go listen it goes like a watch is special by the way good
[00:30:17] And some Philly open mike are playing the doctor with like face
[00:30:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we're looking at the chart. Yeah, you're saying your chinese
[00:30:26] Chinese guys we've ever seen yeah, no, it's the fucking charts are saying it
[00:30:36] The latest sketch
[00:30:42] Fuck dude
[00:30:45] I got a rotisserie chicken 10 feet away. That's awesome
[00:30:49] And I could I could you could bust that open you know heartbeat I say well I'd open down that DJ running back
[00:30:54] But I don't want to get chicken grease all over the microphones again. Yeah, that's true. That's a big problem
[00:31:00] We've learned our lesson once there
[00:31:02] I'm excited. Just go home have some soup sleep. What kind of soup pride fall?
[00:31:08] Fuck I had fun yesterday. It was great lying
[00:31:12] Restorative they told me the guys at the restaurant said
[00:31:15] You're gay
[00:31:16] Where and hi lua and Williamsburg? Yeah
[00:31:19] They told me you didn't like it. I think I'm pretty sure it is a lot of gay Vietnamese people working at that
[00:31:28] Well, well, I didn't know I didn't say anything so they are qualified to say I didn't say
[00:31:33] I'm just saying what I heard from them
[00:31:35] That you didn't like it that much and that you were gay the fuck
[00:31:39] The foe was fantastic. What did I told dude? I had great fun in Minneapolis really a restaurant called quang
[00:31:46] You went to a whole mongue place. I don't think I thought do they have father?
[00:31:51] They had pho out the fucking wazoo over there brother. It was so good a fucking mouse ran across the floor
[00:31:57] You didn't get cared. Yeah, I'm not the one for black people and it's called bra
[00:32:03] Okay
[00:32:04] What kind of soup is it same it's just called something else. Yeah, Mr. Feed runs a place
[00:32:17] Welcome to bro with any of you. It's fun
[00:32:25] Want some
[00:32:27] Hey, hey Chinese, hey, you mr. Chinese mr. Feeney from boy I'm aquafini
[00:32:37] It's me aquafini the Chinese girl is the n-word, but I'm also mr. Feeney
[00:32:44] So he is mr. Feeney looks like mr. Aquafini looks like mr. Feeney, but he has a pussy
[00:32:49] You know how to dream is a Chinese pussy. You know how you have a dream and you're is our what is aquafina Korean?
[00:32:54] Yeah, something I think Chinese maybe you have a dream and you're like oh you're in my dream
[00:32:59] But you're a completely different person. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what it is. Yeah, that's interesting
[00:33:04] You're weaponizing dream logic for this bit
[00:33:08] Sure
[00:33:10] Weaponizing that's a word we hear a lot these days. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about web you got a weaponized a pussy
[00:33:16] That's so true. You know you gotta cue somebody rape. You don't even stop to think about what that means
[00:33:24] This Nicki Minaj shit hilarious. Oh, yeah, she said her cousin's balls got too big from the vaccine fine
[00:33:30] Whatever who cares with the fact that like Jen Saki is like we've sent an envoy out to Nicki Minaj to
[00:33:35] steal team six yeah to correct her thinking is like
[00:33:40] You know
[00:33:42] Yeah, who gives a fuck with Nicki Minaj says about the fucking vaccine well no we need influencers behind the vaccine
[00:33:49] You don't understand they actually reached out to us today to promote the vaccine. Nobody ever reaches out to me. They know better
[00:33:56] Yeah
[00:33:57] Yeah, I had I'm pro-vex I'm pro-vex
[00:34:02] Cuz Fauci's such a hot piece of fucking ass
[00:34:05] Mm-hmm. I would love to just fucking bend that little motherfucker over spread
[00:34:11] It's why we're sending we're sending
[00:34:15] information package
[00:34:19] So that they don't make any more comments about the cousin's balls
[00:34:26] There's nothing nothing's going to happen to you balls
[00:34:30] When you take the vaccine I feel bad for that guy who Fauci know the guy who lied about his balls getting big
[00:34:37] Yeah, that sucks dude. He's getting a shit blown up. Is he you think it's a real guy?
[00:34:43] Yeah, cuz he said his wedding is off cuz his balls are too big
[00:34:56] Star Richard gear and Holly Hunter. Yeah, yeah my balls too damn big balls too damn big
[00:35:03] I typed it up balls is too damn big I typed it up a sentence to a couple of group chats
[00:35:07] But I had an idea I said miss Steven for lunch for a movie
[00:35:11] And I think you could do it, but it's called me play joke
[00:35:16] You gotta get Matthew Perry
[00:35:23] Like kind of like a mid-tier like you know municipal worker in the city, okay, and
[00:35:29] And he's out to dinner at Kange village with some you know friends from college and work celebrating the death of his son
[00:35:39] Releases him from child support, which has been hanging over his head right? Oh, he hasn't paid any of it
[00:35:45] And he's like how's that working for that kid? He's gone. I don't know it, you know, well, and so he's celebrating
[00:35:51] He's he's also 10 years sober because that's the drinking let do his divorce and he's like I can celebrate
[00:35:56] You know, he's like fuck you so you could have one he's like yeah
[00:35:59] Let me get some gets around the sake and they're like that's Jeff. There's a Chinese restaurant
[00:36:04] He's like I don't fucking know the difference. Yeah, fuck you and yeah
[00:36:08] And so at dinner one of his co-workers is like a Vietnamese guy and it's his mom's birthday or something
[00:36:13] He's like ah she's like I gotta take this call and he's on the phone and he's like
[00:36:18] No wait me and then Vietnamese and then Matthew Perry's drunk, you know, right?
[00:36:23] And he has been talking years and so he's like oh
[00:36:27] You know like making fun of and you know, they're like stop stop. What the fuck are you doing?
[00:36:33] And then a Chinese woman
[00:36:35] Like at a table over
[00:36:37] Like turns to him and she's like she'll always know about yet
[00:36:40] You know like start speaking to him in Chinese and he's like uh, I'm I'm really sorry
[00:36:45] I was just trying to bust my friends balls or whatever. Yeah, she's like oh, no
[00:36:50] It's just your your Mandarin is remarkable for a non-native
[00:36:54] Well your accent is well
[00:36:56] He's like it's perfect and then he's like, you know, he's like oh, she's like she's like call me sometime
[00:37:03] She like right number and he asked his friend. He's like was I speaking Chinese the guys like I'm vegan again
[00:37:09] I'm Vietnamese. I don't know. I don't know sake is Japanese. I'm Vietnamese. I'm not sure
[00:37:14] I don't I got no idea
[00:37:16] And then so he takes a chance
[00:37:18] And he calls to the lady and you know
[00:37:22] They agreed to like meet up and she's like so like
[00:37:25] That's incredible. You speak Chinese and he's like yeah
[00:37:28] And then she's like she said something to him in Chinese and he doesn't like he like tries to respond
[00:37:34] He's like being she's like what you know, and then he's like oh, you screws me for a sec
[00:37:38] Yeah, he has to get so he gets drunk. He goes in the bathroom
[00:37:42] He's like you can do this right, you know and they're at there and he gets trash in the bathroom off like handstand
[00:37:48] Right in finance. Yeah, he comes back out and he's like
[00:37:52] Bouging well, but you know and she's like enamored and he's like speaking Chinese
[00:37:56] And then so we have this whole like scene where he's they're kind of like building this romance together
[00:38:01] You know and he's speaking Chinese and his friends are concerned. They're like, you know Matt
[00:38:06] Perry
[00:38:09] Character not that you know, it's the true story of your life. He's playing
[00:38:13] Yeah, they're like he's playing himself 20 years or like dude
[00:38:18] You're a complete fucking alcoholic that like this is like really worried about you and he's like hey
[00:38:22] I'm fucking I'm finally free of this bullshit of my past life. My child is finally Asian pussy for the first time
[00:38:31] I'm in love and I'm not gonna let you know. I know Chinese
[00:38:34] I'm not gonna let you fucking faggot's reign on my parade
[00:38:37] And they're like it doesn't make sense that you're speaking Chinese or whatever and then so like the romance is building
[00:38:42] Then one day he goes to
[00:38:45] Apartment this year and the apartments like you know, he'd like knocks on door and just opens and it's like completely empty
[00:38:51] And wailing is gone
[00:38:53] And he's like what the fuck and he's like he's like, you know, did she leave or something?
[00:38:58] So he's like I got a writer or no, so he runs to like the corner starting gets a couple of like little like little airport shooters
[00:39:04] and so he starts drinking and then
[00:39:07] like he's like
[00:39:09] Like like as he's drinking out on the street and he's writing this note like all the street lights go off
[00:39:15] Like everything there's like a whole blackout in the city and he's not thinking about it
[00:39:18] Just scrolls a bunch of like we see him scribbling some Chinese nonsense
[00:39:21] I'm like and he just wedges it in the door
[00:39:25] And then he's like really drunk so he just goes home to sleep it off and then bang four
[00:39:30] I am doors kick downs FBI
[00:39:34] Department of oh no
[00:39:36] And they're like where the fuck where the fuck were you last you know, yeah, yeah, and then he's arrested and thrown in jail
[00:39:42] He's like what did I what the fuck did I do what did I do and then he's arrested wailing turns out to be a communist party spy
[00:39:50] This guy was getting him drunk and exploiting you got his his access to the his municipal power grid, right?
[00:39:58] Destroyed the power grid in New York, so he didn't know Chinese
[00:40:01] So he didn't know Chinese and on top of that he finds out that he does in fact still owe child's
[00:40:11] The child died so now
[00:40:15] And the next wife has already gotten the lean on us so he's money's gone right
[00:40:20] falling apart and then he's sitting in jail and
[00:40:23] You know his friends are like well, we don't know how to help you dude like we warned you
[00:40:27] It's like we should probably got a lookout for ourselves
[00:40:29] We can't be talking you because you're accused of treason. Yeah, right would you get the death penalty?
[00:40:34] He's in his cell and then an Asian woman comes in dressed, you know, and like a lawyer's suit
[00:40:39] He's like wailing she's like
[00:40:49] I'm a completely different person
[00:40:53] And he's like he's like what's going on? They're like well, you know
[00:40:56] You've been like accused of you know, she tells him what's up and
[00:41:02] He's you know, then she at first she finds it'd be like this bores. Yeah, of course
[00:41:07] And then she is like yeah, I mean it's pretty stupid and racist to think that you know
[00:41:11] Yeah, it's like and then they he's like explained there. He's like I didn't do this
[00:41:15] He's like you have to understand all I ever wanted my entire life was to get pussy from an Asian girl, right?
[00:41:21] And I'm like I've been a fucking loser forever loser, but a father friends has been off the air for six years at this point
[00:41:29] Yeah, I'm all I wanted to do and then you know, and he's like yeah
[00:41:34] I feel like yet so yeah to a certain extent like you know, I'm a fraud I get it
[00:41:39] But you know and then she tries to relate to him
[00:41:42] You know that her grandfather had to pretend to be Japanese to get around the Chinese exclusion act
[00:41:48] Mmm, you know, so you know, it's like you do what you got to do, right?
[00:41:52] And then he's like what's the difference?
[00:41:54] She's like mad and he's like cuz they're all beautiful and then
[00:41:59] Wow
[00:42:04] All in love with this guy he must be innocent right of course and then so the states like key piece of evidence is the note that
[00:42:12] They have him leaving on wailing store, right? You know, which proves some collusion
[00:42:16] And because it is like it sort of looks like Chinese, but it's like it doesn't make any sense
[00:42:22] They can't tell what it says they can't tell I think it's code and so
[00:42:26] He takes he takes the the public defender out the kanji village and she the where they went the first night
[00:42:32] And she realizes that he's the their menu items from kanji
[00:42:38] That he sort of just so he sort of can't speak Chinese
[00:42:41] Just remember
[00:42:46] subconscious
[00:42:48] She proves that it's just the menu from kanji village or whatever scrolled on there and he gets off and no child support either and
[00:42:56] And now it's just he just ignores it
[00:43:02] No, no, sorry, he doesn't ignore what it turns out is that the Tina the public defender her family is a bunch of Chinese billionaires
[00:43:09] So he lives off her and decides to keep drinking
[00:43:12] That's awesome
[00:43:13] And then we close on it's a year later
[00:43:15] And he's like meeting he's like going over your parents house and taking off his shoes and just speaking like perfect man
[00:43:22] And it's called me play jump
[00:43:25] What's the titular joke what that he was fake Chinese
[00:43:30] Wait Nick, can I ask you a question? What is any part of that?
[00:43:34] In if you look inside of your own soul is that a fantasy
[00:43:41] You don't understand Adam. I'm not a yellow fever guy
[00:43:44] Well, I'm just saying like you know, you do love sober for a long time
[00:43:48] You haven't had alcohol it does seem to scratch a lot of you you love a lot of Chinese culture
[00:43:53] Well, any artist yeah part of themselves you
[00:43:55] You're certainly part about falling off the wagon and then the moral at the end of the story being that you should continue drinking
[00:44:04] Well, I mean, it's not honestly
[00:44:06] It's not that much different than the best part of your life is when you live with the Chinese family
[00:44:10] Uh-huh and then this way you could marry into it and be part of the family forever
[00:44:15] Yeah, you don't have to be a mid-level bureaucrat like you are right now
[00:44:19] Yeah, as this is a government podcast of course that would work of course
[00:44:23] This is the government
[00:44:28] You must send pussy picture to Vikram government
[00:44:40] That's good man. We play joke is good. So who are you thinking for like Sandra Wu and Aquafina?
[00:44:46] No, Sandra Oh Sandra. Oh, yeah, I mean, no, this is somebody named Sandra Wu is in there
[00:44:51] Probably check the phone book
[00:44:56] I made a post. Oh, hell yeah, I just I went on my phone and it's still me. Me Rogers, Brest. Oh cool
[00:45:01] You should make that your background
[00:45:12] Nick I think this is a really this is an incredible three-act
[00:45:15] Yeah, I guess it's not she's not an actress. So that's that's Tina the lawyer. Okay. That's Wiggling Wiggling looks like a
[00:45:23] K-pop that's Matthew Perry in the middle Wow
[00:45:27] Wow, she's really hot. Yeah, there's an actress named something woo
[00:45:33] John will Constance will I think maybe that sounds right
[00:45:38] Yeah, that's her name. What's she's pretty hot. I don't know who Han she's all fresh off the boat. Oh
[00:45:49] Yeah, she is pretty hot
[00:45:53] Yeah, what's up damn so I gotta make a decision. Oh, she's got a fat white boyfriend. Are you serious? No way? Yeah, dude
[00:46:03] Ryan catner who the fuck is that guy?
[00:46:05] You should do a movie called my big fat Greek penis
[00:46:13] If you do that you should call your special that my big
[00:46:19] I didn't see if I get near for dollars to direct it. Oh, that'd be pretty good
[00:46:23] Damn you do a sketch at the beginning Adam Adam's director name is need a need them for dollars
[00:46:35] Yeah
[00:46:37] What decision do you have to make oh he's a screenwriter I have that though like the 2016 like
[00:46:44] Like the 12 inch Mac book. Yeah, which is honestly
[00:46:48] I think like perfect for like it's a good before they made them all the pro
[00:46:52] Yeah before they were all the pro or the air that period where they just had a 12 inch Mac book and it's like perfect for writing
[00:46:58] Yeah, and it's gone through three hard drives now and now it's I completely out of fucking wine
[00:47:03] They let it slide last time. Mm-hmm, but the fucking latest
[00:47:07] Apple update fried the hard drive. You don't have Apple care anymore. Well, you can't get I don't think you can get Apple care
[00:47:13] Like the lonely let you extend the warranty once
[00:47:15] The new Mac book pros are really good
[00:47:17] But I don't need a MacBook Pro. I only use I only use laptop for writing and like the iPad sucks
[00:47:25] Yeah, like I don't like a little fucking notepad
[00:47:29] What do you mean like a Lenovo?
[00:47:32] Oh, so she like that yeah, I get a chrome book. Why got to go see I got it at the genius part
[00:47:37] I don't know if I should just drop because I think they max out repairs are like 500 bucks
[00:47:41] But with those it's like the hard drives like
[00:47:44] Sotted on to the fucking logic boards and they basically have to replace you know everything
[00:47:49] So it's like do I pay five hundred dollars for another hard drive in that thing that I know it's gonna kill in two years
[00:47:55] Or do I fucking just spend a thousand dollars on a fucking man?
[00:48:01] I don't know
[00:48:03] Sentimental value. Let's show you've watched a lot of guys have sex. Yeah, I watch I've watched that scene from gods and monsters
[00:48:09] I destroyed the hard drive that was an awesome scene
[00:48:15] Yeah, the music was like fucking him with this homo shit now. Just got to cut your fucking lawn
[00:48:23] The editing the acting everything about it the guys in the pool were actually the guys cock
[00:48:29] Yeah, he's he had a nice. Yeah, it is the other guys ass cheeks were pretty nice the the diving board guy
[00:48:37] I don't know you saw somebody's ass cheeks if you guys are at home. You should if I had a rank the nudity
[00:48:43] We saw today. I would say me me Rogers number one. That's number two the guys penis number two
[00:48:52] That's fair. Yeah, I think that's a good a good power rank
[00:48:59] And I wanted to rank the other guys as higher because you know push comes to shove if I got a fuck a guy
[00:49:05] I'm gonna fuck his ass. I'm not gonna fuck his dick
[00:49:09] But you're not gonna fuck this day the guys cock was really nice. It was nice
[00:49:15] Mr. Tom Cruise got pussy for me me Rogers. Oh, no, that's fake
[00:49:24] You're mad the Tom Cruise who's the me of the show
[00:49:29] We were all the short autistic man, you're right the star
[00:49:32] Who's in mission is impossible
[00:49:43] Damn, let's see who else me me Rogers fucked
[00:49:46] What if you found Adam Friedland on that last yeah, we would know the only list we'd find the Adam Friedland
[00:49:53] The Schindler's
[00:49:55] That works damn every picture I see ever I want to fuck her in a different
[00:50:01] 65 in a different costume
[00:50:04] Good Lord Chris good. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:50:10] If you're just joining us we're listening Tom Selick hell yeah, you're listening Emilio Estebes my girl got some top
[00:50:16] Good flight dude Tom Cruise Tom Selick Emilio Estebes solid. I mean it's a fight like this is
[00:50:22] This is X answer. Mimi Rogers getting her giant breast massage
[00:50:29] That doesn't need to be
[00:50:36] But you know it's not like if this if me Rogers had some like a cop tits it wouldn't be like okay everybody's time for the breast massaging
[00:50:44] They were like you got you got a right that and we got to have a breast I think her big
[00:50:49] Her big man movie was something where she gets a lot of cock
[00:50:54] Where did she had a movie where she yeah, it was the movie was called full body massage
[00:50:59] Yeah, and she's I didn't could just so easily jack off she's naked
[00:51:04] Mimi Rogers without any hesitation
[00:51:06] It's a body to look at porn be like I could sell these
[00:51:10] I would so jack off to that, but you know what I mean you see some fucking some you see some fucking
[00:51:16] Nude scenes you like all right whatever this this is cool
[00:51:20] But it would be a little a bit of a chore to jack off to this
[00:51:24] You know what I mean that they made a movie, but that is pornography. Yeah, this is a movie about a massage
[00:51:30] Massuece that gets pussy off of a girl with big tits
[00:51:34] That's so funny. This guy looks like Bob Oden Kirk. Oh, that's a guy. Oh, she's in a threesome
[00:51:40] Dude hell yeah, wow
[00:51:42] It looks like she's a threesome with Jim Carrey who is oh, it's the same actor
[00:51:49] Hot sex and naked pics x hamster. That's awesome pretty cool some guy named Dodie fired
[00:51:55] Yeah, that's the guy that died with princess Diane. Oh, Mimi Rogers is fucking Eskimo sisters with
[00:52:05] They should make a beanie baby with big-ass titties
[00:52:07] You know, Dodie fired got a lot of good pussy. Yeah, dude
[00:52:13] He was a he was a friend she's not a Daryl Hannah. He was a mouslanic playboy Kelly Fisher
[00:52:19] Mimi Rogers a Julia. There's a Julie Roberts rumor. Oh, you know, that's true
[00:52:25] Michelle Fyfer are you kidding me this guy dude? He I'm glad he's dead all right, but shields
[00:52:31] That's all the hot girls. That's not all the hottest girls at the 90s fucking wild Tommy Roberts
[00:52:37] I mean these bitches are fucking the fucking princess of Monaco Toni Cataine this guy fucked the bitch from the white snake video
[00:52:45] I thought she
[00:52:46] Burberry's tries and what the fuck kind of list is this Wow?
[00:52:51] Oh my god, honestly, why were we sad about Princess Diana and not this guy?
[00:52:56] What are the best pussy getters?
[00:53:01] Magic pussy and this is just the famous ones. We know imagine the non-famous dime pieces this guy fucked
[00:53:06] Oh my god, they're probably hotter than the famous one. Oh, Dodie fired. All right, P. You fucking pussy getting savage
[00:53:14] Wow, any fuck Daryl Hannah the same here. He fucked held John should have made a song about him
[00:53:19] Dude, absolutely good. You miss all the girls Dodie fired fuck dude
[00:53:23] We're gonna read him again for you. What you
[00:53:27] Dodie who Dodie fired the guy that died with Princess Diana. Yeah
[00:53:32] He fucked me Roger. Maybe he was getting his dick sucked by the driver of the car
[00:53:41] Road and
[00:53:43] It's the paparazzi the paparazzi were trying to get into the car to suck his dick
[00:53:53] Oh
[00:54:00] Question
[00:54:02] I love to get pussy
[00:54:11] How do you have that much time?
[00:54:15] Muhammad Abdul man. I am fired better known as Dodie fired was an Egyptian film producer and son of billionaire Muhammad al-Fayed
[00:54:23] Genius if you're the son of a billionaire become a producer a hundred you're gonna get so much actress pussy
[00:54:29] Good God this man was a fucking I think I saw a movie recently where he was it said his name in the opening credits
[00:54:36] And I was like I didn't realize he was a man. Oh, man. I love this guy dude
[00:54:41] Let's see what kind of what some of his movies were this picture is very funny, too. Yeah, it's awesome again. I have some push
[00:54:48] Well, dude
[00:54:50] Chariots of fire. Oh, that's the movie. I saw
[00:54:53] What if what if we got I was on the place of pussy
[00:54:59] We call it jerets of pussy and it's a great question and they get pussy from a bitch
[00:55:07] This guy dude hook my man my man. Yeah, we take a produce hook. Okay the scarlet letter
[00:55:14] Starring who's in that fucking bit to me more damn look at his sister
[00:55:19] She good bad
[00:55:20] Bitch, she's a high Diana's they call her Diana princess of Wales. Yeah, I mean she wasn't
[00:55:28] She wasn't like through in shape
[00:55:32] Her body's barely cold
[00:55:35] What does Dodie's sister look like she's a ten really titty fire. Yeah, where she at I can't find her finders
[00:55:43] This is a
[00:55:44] The sister of Dodie fire to spoken out about the fateful night what Camilla fired
[00:55:48] Camilla, she's probably old now, but in 97 when the
[00:55:53] fucking Dodie fire's uncle was Adnan kashoggi
[00:55:57] The guy that was fucking
[00:55:59] Jamal Khashoggi no ad then who's that?
[00:56:03] businessman
[00:56:05] Yeah, dude. They're all they're all proper business. Oh, I guess his whole family is all yeah, okay
[00:56:10] He's dad owns Herod's the department store. I think
[00:56:13] Dude Camilla could still fucking get it. Although it looks like she's had a lot of plastic surgery
[00:56:19] She doesn't you know, Cody's got a kind of yeah, add an adan kashoggi was like like one of the richest people
[00:56:26] But I guess yeah, he's just it's like a rich family. Yeah. Well look all I'm saying is Camilla is still fine. Yeah
[00:56:36] Jealous of doe fired's life. I would die. How was he when he done? Dude if if
[00:56:42] If you get that much kind of top shelf pussy, I would die. You know what I bet dude 42 absolutely if he knew about you
[00:56:50] He'd be jealous of you too. Yeah, I don't think so. I think so. I think Dodie matter much as a much bigger life is pretty cool
[00:56:58] man not to Dodie I think his is a little bit not a little bit better but
[00:57:04] Damn Camilla fired
[00:57:06] Once it's Matthew Perry and he's on the Jersey turnpike and he's he works for fucking Amtrak. Mm-hmm as a as like a
[00:57:14] An accident and malfunction investigator
[00:57:17] She stops the cinnabones with a co-worker and he gets the cinnabones he opens up and he goes kind of looks like a black lady
[00:57:22] He's posting of him and there's a black lady in line behind him. She's like already recording. She's like, oh, yeah
[00:57:29] He goes viral. Mmm, so he starts drinking again
[00:57:32] It's just a it's just a school to play joke. Yeah, it's just a me play jokes in a medic universe a spiritual
[00:57:44] Just what you do is you start off with a picture of Matthew Perry looking as bloated and disheveled as he is
[00:57:50] Absolutely, and then you reverse engineer a reason for it. Yeah, but it has to be greater than friends
[00:57:55] And did and I'm just a guy with millions and millions of dollars
[00:57:58] Damn, I wish that is not fucking 1998 anymore. Yeah, it has a better reason than that right because I'll tell you what pal
[00:58:05] It's not 988 for for any of us. That's true. None of us get to live in those years
[00:58:13] Not playing super mora to going to see gods and monsters in theaters
[00:58:20] Big screen getting to see in that in the world. It's like pre-internet where you're watching that absurd movie
[00:58:25] You're somebody with a sense of humor and you're like looking around for other people to laugh with right and they're like
[00:58:30] Oh, he's gay. Oh gay stuff
[00:58:32] Right, right?
[00:58:33] You know, they're just having like a sincere moment while Ian McKellen smiles smiling at cock and like fucking yet like
[00:58:39] Remembering for dream penis parties in his mind. What Brendan Fraser is like forget you pal
[00:58:46] I'm hitting the bricks
[00:58:49] I've had enough of your little hobo song and dance
[00:58:52] We're not in Kansas anymore
[00:58:58] Yeah, that would be nice. Okay, so he's he's getting drunk at the set of bun. Oh
[00:59:05] Or something he said and then he he goes viral and he kills himself
[00:59:10] And that's just that's awesome speaking of tits Amanda Pete has big tits. Yeah, I remember a little whole nine yards with Matthew Perry with Matthew
[00:59:21] Perry bring it all those are very
[00:59:24] That was like my discovery of magical thinking because I remember seeing a man to Pete in saving Silverman
[00:59:29] Yeah, I'm being like why can't I beat off to this?
[00:59:33] It was like trying to find a way and I like a secret facility, you know
[00:59:37] But there and then the whole nine yards. I think came out after that or I just discovered it after right right and I'm like
[00:59:43] She better be naked in this movie
[00:59:46] And then she is for no reason you man
[00:59:48] I never saw the movie. Yeah, it's out of the out of a window. I believe yeah
[00:59:53] No, it's in a she's in in the hallway like she's about at the top of a flight of stairs right
[00:59:59] I remember it's someone looking up at her and she's topless. I think they're on the same floor are they?
[01:00:05] Yeah
[01:00:06] But that happened and I was like then the Lord must smile upon me
[01:00:16] I tell you what in retrospect they're probably not yeah, all right. They're kind of weird
[01:00:23] Yeah, but I remember being like listen being 12 being like those are the biggest hits of the best
[01:00:30] Regular person. No, there's fun. They're not movie star brash. There's circles
[01:00:34] They're not like a Alexander d'Adario those tits are like fake. Oh, I'll tell you what or me me Rogers for that matter
[01:00:41] She should kill her
[01:00:45] Listen I'm in the Pete if you're listening don't kill yourself
[01:00:48] Complete your titties in my mouth. Yeah, here it is. She's like she's behind this railing. It's like it. Yeah
[01:00:57] Very famous damn it. I can't fucking hold anything anymore
[01:01:01] My motor skills are yeah, it's a tear you're ready. Yeah
[01:01:06] I'm dying folks. No, it's it's her. I like they're good
[01:01:11] They're good you want if you want to write into the show and give your opinion. Yeah, it's big. I'm gonna take a poll
[01:01:18] She gets fucked in show Brock Meyer. That's awesome. We should watch
[01:01:26] I thought that was a comedy show
[01:01:28] I'm sure it's pretty funny. Oh, yeah
[01:01:41] It's more of a joke which you put you guys see like the side of her ass
[01:01:46] Damn look at Matthew Perry. He thought he's gonna live like that
[01:01:49] Oh dude, whatever I'm gonna turn into fucking golem. That's just gonna be awesome
[01:02:00] Just like huge bags under my eyes I'm gonna start wearing patty caps. I might even get my ears docked so they're pointing
[01:02:06] Just have them extended to look like a fucking goblin. That's a good idea. Yeah, and maybe I can see your breasts
[01:02:22] I just have a little lantern I carry around
[01:02:24] I use it to look at women's lips and drop daylight. Yes, just holding the lantern up the women's kids. These are on the train
[01:02:42] They're like can you cancel them for that I don't how would you report? Yeah, where do you report him to he lives in the sewers?
[01:02:49] Well, he yeah, he lives with mole people and he was holding a lantern up to my breasts
[01:02:54] Well, that's what see that's about it. Yeah