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[00:00:02] was a character dot the Stephanie Wier would
[00:00:29] I was yeah her I was showing somebody that the sketch she did where it's her and her like
[00:00:35] Her I guess won't like it's something like fucking
[00:00:39] Upper-middle-class lady and she's sitting there with her friends and she's talking about a self-defense class
[00:00:43] She took mm-hmm, and then you know what let's just go ahead and roll the clip
[00:00:48] And this is where hold on it sorry if you're listening at home go on YouTube and pull the yeah, we're not gonna do it
[00:01:02] You want us to do your emotional labor of pulling up the clip and we'll sit here and that'll probably
[00:01:07] I think that clip is 17 minutes long. Okay, so we're gonna you know I'm looking at her
[00:01:13] Homography and she did she did not work enough. She's funny as shit. Yeah, I know it's she's she's on some ABCs
[00:01:18] They come but other than that. I don't think she's done it. She does like like guests get like one episode here in there places
[00:01:25] She didn't really have any big roles. I don't think in any movies fucking bullshit
[00:01:29] Yeah, not only was she really funny on a mad TV
[00:01:32] But like the manner in which she was funny was kind of like
[00:01:36] What's it called when something is like before it's time or don't Adams not allowed to answer?
[00:01:46] Impression yeah, oh no yeah, we're both thinking of it because that's it's not it's not yet
[00:01:51] She's not predicting it or anything like that. Yeah
[00:01:54] It's sort of not not a really cutting edge
[00:01:57] But it didn't it's it's very it feels very kind of contemporary and modern now
[00:02:04] The way in which you would is there one word for ahead of its time
[00:02:08] There is there's a word kind of wraps it up nicely. Yeah absolutely is fuck
[00:02:13] I'm really coming up. I'm not really I'm really drawing a blank. Yeah, I'm even willing to lift the atom can answer
[00:02:29] And who are they taking Sunday back from the Jews? Yes
[00:02:35] So Saturday, but then they tried to Muslims get Friday. Yeah, the banks closed. That's interesting that we all just kind of were like
[00:02:43] The banks closed. Yeah, so we know who's really running things
[00:02:49] They took an issue like one day for hanging around and then another day for not going to work. Yeah
[00:02:55] It's called the weekend. It is interesting that yeah, well, they get they stole the weekend from black people everybody knows
[00:03:03] Jews did yeah, I did not know that yeah, your ruba came up with the weekend
[00:03:08] And why is why is that funny? What why is saying your root of funny? Well, I'm just saying it's like an old African thing
[00:03:21] I'm checking or your ruba like just isn't that just a group of people in Nigeria. Yeah. Oh
[00:03:29] You could be in the yeah, yeah, you could yeah
[00:03:34] Ya could was the evil white devil evil white scientist. Yeah, I created white. I think he was just a scientist
[00:03:40] Yeah, he was a black guy was he a black guy who invented white. He was a black version of the guy from Crash Bandicoot
[00:03:53] Great name. They're like he's been branded with the world you cannot say
[00:04:00] That's your that's their Voldemort. Yeah, uh-huh. Yes. Yeah, you can't say his name
[00:04:05] And then one boy black Harry Potter was born and he was the only person that could say it through his face
[00:04:16] But my black Harry Potter by black Harry Potter
[00:04:42] It's interesting that the Abrahamic religions all picked a different day of the weekend to have their day off
[00:04:52] That's a when we have our word of the day, which is of course
[00:04:55] It comes up you gotta hit it with yep, yeah, it's like in fucking P
[00:05:04] We heard where we scream he was Herman's racist playhouse
[00:05:08] Well bicycle guess who we're getting mad at today
[00:05:11] The bass Wow, so he really that I'm spinning again
[00:05:25] Heads and then we'll go back and clean it up. Okay, and post
[00:05:33] It's fucked up the Jesus in the like isn't he also in the Koran isn't like a care minor. I think they yeah
[00:05:39] They they like Jesus to a little bit but not as much as Muhammad and why is a Muhammad in the Bible then why can't we
[00:05:46] Cross because it came after 14 hundred years later. Yeah, the corona is written in in
[00:05:57] Emily Dickinson wrote the Koran. That's also white woman. Yeah
[00:06:02] Mormonism is funny like that. That's like way too late for you way too late
[00:06:06] Yeah, I mean you should know and he's also like and by the way God hates black people
[00:06:14] There's a little contemporary yeah, little contemporary moors, you know to relate it to our times. Mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:06:22] Shut that that's a great scam that guys got going
[00:06:24] Mm-hmm looking in the magic hat bring him young or whatever's name is
[00:06:41] Before you because I know this is just how we talked. Oh the Mormons. I understand he was a white man
[00:06:48] But he talked like this the Mormons in 18 whatever the fuck we would have one is a done calm down with we're speaking like this
[00:07:01] Because they kept getting kicked out of everywhere else yeah, and then they saw the lake and it looked like it was a beautiful
[00:07:08] Fertile but it was a area but it was made of like Adams ass his pregnancy ready
[00:07:13] Yeah, my my ass is like shopping wet at all times
[00:07:17] It's like it's so exciting the Euphrates. It's all the furless crescent
[00:07:24] That's where agriculture is a bunch of Spanish guys with pointy hats looking for a fountain in his house
[00:07:38] Can't be a monkey that's happening at Adam's house right now. Yeah, that's awesome swinging through his pubes
[00:07:53] Like vines I would love to have an ecosystem in my ass
[00:07:56] Well, you sort of do and it's got a lot of dead you have a lot of babies in there
[00:08:01] If you know if you catch my drift. Yeah, what do you mean come?
[00:08:04] That's that's that's not what makes a baby. Did you need a lady?
[00:08:09] Yeah, so that's where you're mistaken again. You need a little you have half babies
[00:08:13] I didn't inside Adams. Ass there's a bunch of babies being born and there's a grand old wise owl that's guiding them through
[00:08:21] gestation and he points through the window to Adams dick and he's like one day your dick's gonna be that small
[00:08:46] It's a jeezer jungle owl yeah, and he's instructing the babies in Adams ass
[00:08:50] Mm-hmm. He's teaching them he's walking them through manners like Stanley Tucci and Mrs. Congenial right and Mrs. Congeniality
[00:08:58] Yeah, Miss Kim. Yeah, she got married. She made someone made an honest woman
[00:09:03] Somebody got called dibs on that pussy instead of being some slut FBI agent
[00:09:08] Yeah, I would give her pussy out there. I would love to have sexual central pull up. Let me throw that out there
[00:09:15] And even Sandra if you still listen to come down
[00:09:22] There was some buzz we were hearing chatter
[00:09:27] We're hearing a lot of chatter and buzz is Sandra Bullock not only listened to the show
[00:09:30] But would masturbate it and had sexual fantasies about me specifically about a couple a couple of guys on the show
[00:09:36] Well, yeah, not one of them that one of the guys
[00:09:40] Well one of one of the guys that waited as much as the other two guys
[00:09:44] And that's what you meant by a couple who waited waited
[00:09:47] I waited wait as much as the other waited and so he's the guy who's never waited tables
[00:09:52] Which is you and the other two guys combined Adam never waited tables? Oh, no never been in service
[00:09:58] You never have either. Yes, I have you were a pizza guy and a pizza guy at a half service restaurant
[00:10:06] I took orders and I brought the food to the tables. That's a fucking way. Did you get tipped?
[00:10:11] Yes, and I also happened to you know make the pizza sometimes. Okay, you're definitely not away
[00:10:17] That's a way you're a fool. You were just to work to the shitty pizza shop. That's all that was that's what a way
[00:10:22] That's not what a waiter is. That's what a waiter. That's not what a waiter is and the point is Johnny's pizzeria
[00:10:32] I think I worked at Glenn's penis California anyway
[00:10:41] I would often fantasize about fucking me about
[00:10:45] Going on a romantic cruise with me on on Lake Travis in our beautiful multi-million dollar Austin home
[00:10:53] Where she revenge fucks me to get back at Jesse James for canceling monster garage. Oh, that's what she's mad about
[00:11:00] Him about I think that's with the story
[00:11:09] Maybe fuse the your memories with sanders. Well, is that maybe what you're mad at him about? I think we're so spiritually connected
[00:11:18] Memories have become fused much like our generals. I don't care
[00:11:24] Fucker, but you didn't either I did fucker and then you know that's why you don't want to fuck her
[00:11:29] No, you fucked her and then she stopped listening to the show. She's stopped listening to the show because stop with the stop emailing her
[00:11:34] I don't even have her email. She's like I'm I'm sexually obsessed with your business partner. This is
[00:11:47] I didn't somehow these emails are getting anything over my
[00:11:50] Make we know how that's a that's impossible looking a gmail in the list of none of this
[00:11:57] I don't even think you know Sandra Bull's chocolate on your email and then how would I get chocolate on my computer?
[00:12:03] I could maybe get it on the key for his finger, but how would that go through the email?
[00:12:09] I open my other email. It's called malware. This one and there's chocolate on
[00:12:12] You open your email next to this one you got next to this one in the list
[00:12:23] There's still residual chocolate, but you mean is it on the screen. What do you mean there is?
[00:12:30] I might have to call up I might have to call up my old to come test the customer service number that I worked at and
[00:12:45] I can keep those guys that poor bastard on the phone for an hour
[00:12:52] The school we call a little hazing, you know you made it out, but that doesn't mean life has to be easy for them
[00:12:57] Yeah, you it's like it's like it's like I'm just giving you a high school. Mm-hmm
[00:13:01] Get I'm just giving you a time. Let me tell you what's gonna happen
[00:13:03] You're gonna get fired from that company and ten years later. You're gonna start a podcast
[00:13:12] That podcast is going to destroy your life in a different way it's a way you won't be worried about money
[00:13:18] But money is things will become the money's on your so always have health insurance in a place to live, but
[00:13:24] You everything else so the other harsh truths of your life will be revealed. Yeah, then you have to work on yourself
[00:13:38] You know, I'm not doing that so hence the phone call
[00:13:56] You a hundred dollars put a girl on the phone put a bitch on the phone put a bitch bring them young
[00:14:02] Yeah, bring that pussy young. Yeah, first of all, I ain't gay. I get no tech support from another
[00:14:41] My nuts itching is that a health problem? No, it feels good, dude
[00:14:47] Too much. No, that's a simple pleasure that the world gives you so you can feels real good to real
[00:14:53] I don't feel pleasure scratch your nuts up dude. I didn't stop like I have my hands like perpetually in my pants
[00:14:59] It's always like 24 mm-hmm, and then I started wearing like real pants not basketball shorts
[00:15:04] Probably when I was like 24 25 mm, and then recently I've been getting back into just walking around my hand in my pants again
[00:15:11] That's awesome. Mm-hmm. You know like just like
[00:15:14] Ungluing my dick from my balls. Yeah feels nice. The unglued does feel this the peeling off. Yeah
[00:15:20] Yeah peeling your dick off your thigh, and then yeah, you're nuts off your lower your butt cheeks
[00:15:26] Yeah pulling your nuts off or yep scratching yourself. That's big for me grabbing your nuts grabbing
[00:15:33] Kind of scratching them deep with the nails just grabbing your nuts
[00:15:44] You deep stretch and words scratching one spot
[00:15:52] Going to town yeah pull and put your flop your dick over your nose
[00:15:59] Waste band sometimes holding the waste band scratch the bottom part bottom of your day
[00:16:07] Actually been getting into I've worked on my hip mobility scratching my balls with my foot
[00:16:12] Oh Asian style thinking on I'm like a dog at the very bottom. Yeah, cuz the forbidden scratch the dangerous scratch
[00:16:23] Get my leg going I scratch my nuts you get a nice
[00:16:28] People are like excuse me. I'm like I got a mask on what fucking Morty
[00:16:33] Yeah, you know you like there's new rules now
[00:16:35] Oh, I can't pop my but my balls at the bottom of my shorts and scratching with my heel now
[00:16:40] You know what I want to see on the train. I want to go in the train
[00:16:42] I want to see a homeless guy with his pants completely around his ankles masturbating in a woman's face
[00:16:47] But he's got a man. Hell yeah. Yeah, that would that will show that would make me feel like a new yorker
[00:16:53] That'll show them. I don't even show anybody, but that's the kind of that's that's New York
[00:16:59] Absolutely brother where the thing about New Yorkers is when it really comes down to it will take care of each other
[00:17:05] Yeah, so far. I mean learn that on 9 o'clock. We're listen. We're not nice, but we're we're polite
[00:17:12] Yeah, my first time back on the train a couple months ago
[00:17:15] Yeah, the west coast everybody California
[00:17:19] Everybody's straight, but they're gay right or they're gay, but they're straight. They're actually doing an honorable way
[00:17:26] Yeah, everybody in Newark is straight or in California everybody's gay, but they're
[00:17:31] But the gay the New York everybody's straight, but they're a fag in California
[00:17:37] Everyone's gay, but they're gay. I'm trying to remember the expression that people it's that's what it is
[00:17:42] I think it's something like that everybody in California is a fucking piece of shit, but everyone in New York's
[00:17:52] Mm-hmm. That's what it is speaking of I went to the faunies again. This I wasn't I want to come town shout out
[00:17:57] What'd you get I get the same thing every time godfather? No the one with the eggplant
[00:18:04] Different's a good one the one with the eggplant and the meat how far is the faunies? It's uh probably
[00:18:10] Depends what time of day. I'm a story. It's what time yep. Yes. It does. Oh you're in in red
[00:18:18] Huh? Yeah, fuck from a story. It's a little bit of a hike
[00:18:25] I don't know blastoise blastoria and it's made out of calm
[00:18:30] I don't want to live somewhere that's made out of calm dude. Okay. I think Jackie is spoken
[00:18:50] I'm gonna I'm gonna do karate this week. Don't worry
[00:18:58] Any time I want yeah, just let me lay down here on my mattress my bear mattress
[00:19:08] I feel good. Where's my where's my 1998 Best Buy special boombox
[00:19:14] I just listed the I listen to mindless self-indulgence on I'm going to watch DVDs
[00:19:26] I want to watch season three DVD when I was looking at that sorrow there was a
[00:19:32] There's a guy that moved in who was like
[00:19:34] Some kind of handicap, but just one of those guys. It's like
[00:19:38] You know like if if like cancer was like a baseball team and they had a mascot. Yeah
[00:19:42] It'll be this guy. Yeah, I just like with like nine IV bags
[00:19:49] And he would just like the mattress on the floor would just drink, you know like steel reserve tall boys and
[00:20:09] Not much my brain. Oh, you know and then just like
[00:20:14] Just fucking dying just waiting it out waiting out the clock
[00:20:26] Is that songs called suicide is painless? Yeah, it's a funny place to live
[00:20:30] Yeah, there's a guy I really didn't try to get to know very low at all
[00:20:34] There is like a like a Hispanic or middle eastern guy who's younger. He's probably my age
[00:20:39] It's probably like mid 20s at the time. Mm-hmm who um would always like put on like a suit and go to work
[00:20:47] In that fucking building right? Yeah, saving money
[00:20:51] I remember I like I there was like a month where I bought internet off of him because he somehow had like he had like a
[00:20:59] And like I had to go in his room and the walls in his room were made out of that like
[00:21:03] That like material that's like not pegboard but like like slot board like where you can hook like retail
[00:21:11] Oh, yeah. Yeah, she like lived in a T-Mobile store
[00:21:17] What was on the other side of his room other people's rooms or yeah, I mean is that long
[00:21:21] Did you ever go over there? I did. Yeah, it was that long hallway and then yeah, you didn't have your own bathroom
[00:21:28] There was a the communal kitchen just had what like a microwave
[00:21:31] There was a stove that had like one burner
[00:21:38] Basically tapped into illegally into like some other bill because I heard con Edison come by there one time
[00:21:45] And there was a guy at the end of hallways like this fucking people living in here
[00:21:53] Yeah, it was a wild yeah, it was a really terrible place on second avenue blew up
[00:22:01] Yeah, I remember that in the East Village. Yeah, so kind of it was doing like uh that I guess they were like, you know, okay
[00:22:07] We gotta make sure no more buildings blow up
[00:22:09] Yeah, it was shortly after that they like sent guys around and then that's when those like inspectors showed up
[00:22:14] But now I think I was also in a building with sold so that could add something to do with that
[00:22:20] My various friends in New York and being like getting ready to move
[00:22:23] And the one that gave me serious pause with your living situation
[00:22:28] Yeah, but I was like what the fuck is this motherfucker doing? Yeah, it was truly terrifying
[00:22:34] Terrifying but at the same time I was like, yeah, that's that shit. I'm not surprised next living there. Yeah
[00:22:47] Yeah, you're fucking carrey. You're typing up your little articles. Yeah, I'm smoking a six
[00:22:52] Smoking a cigarette that's when I have a sexual man named mr. Big. Yeah a regular carrey
[00:22:59] It was listen when we were walking around Manhattan. It was nice and then we got back to your room and I was like god damn
[00:23:06] Like if I had to spend one night here, I would might maybe kill myself
[00:23:10] Let alone. Yeah, but I mean you're like I was there so rarely I'd wake up get my work done
[00:23:15] And then I was just out in a man about town for the rest of the day. Yeah, it's true
[00:23:19] Seeing down just ride a man about a little park read that was actually honestly probably the best year of my life
[00:23:26] Did you have ringworm the whole time I had ringworm? Yeah
[00:23:34] Yeah, it vicious ringworm that I could not afford to treat
[00:23:40] We was credited andrew short remember that guy and you sure who is that maybe andrew smart
[00:23:47] No, it's short. I would say he was a short guy and I'm pretty sure his name was andrew short
[00:23:55] I'm like is it andrew smart, but then that's like an Elizabeth short andrew. He's he was a good comic
[00:24:01] He was aware he's from here here. Yeah, he was a guy here did comedy here for a while
[00:24:05] And I mean he was always funny and then maybe we didn't overlap
[00:24:08] He was writing on something I forget but I haven't seen him in forever. He said the funniest thing one time. He said that he said
[00:24:15] Mother's Day is just Valentine's Day for Italians
[00:24:21] Salute to andrew smart or short whatever is whoever he may be
[00:24:26] But I was like scratching my arm. He's like I got a ringworm. I'm like yeah
[00:24:30] And I can't you know low Truman's like fucking seventeen dollars a tube and he's like just use Vix vapor rub
[00:24:35] And it worked really and he's like yeah, it's the same shit
[00:24:39] What and I just put Vix vapor rub all over my because it's like yeah
[00:24:42] It's just petroleum jelly and then like fucking menthol or something that'll cure your ringworm
[00:24:46] Oh, yeah, it like suffocates it so I just went around all lubed up for a week looking shiny as a bitch
[00:24:54] People are like it smells like a cigarette factory
[00:24:58] You were living in that when we had the famous
[00:25:00] Did we go to the book was that what the bookstore was? Oh, we're gonna really get I'm just giving people some
[00:25:07] That was that was going I know and it's funny because stuff like that happens
[00:25:11] Yes, and like throughout your life people are like who would just make up like six million people dying
[00:25:16] Right. Yeah, and you're like of course like denialism same thing same thing
[00:25:22] And then the how to what degree he's so adamant that he was at the bookstore when we know he was not
[00:25:28] We know that we don't have to know what I like is I've completely I'm gonna place place in my life
[00:25:35] Where I've completely surrendered to knowing or not knowing anything. Yeah, so to me
[00:25:40] Add it's strode and jers Adam. Yeah, I don't care where he was or he wasn't I don't care. I don't care the most honest
[00:25:45] No, you care. Yeah, I care the I care the least if I were you I would care the most
[00:25:51] I wasn't bringing it up. I wouldn't have brought it up. I'm giving people some historical color. Yeah, no no there
[00:25:57] That was good for them. I was living into people some her historical color
[00:26:01] And that's the noon. That's the podcast
[00:26:05] That this is launching today. Oh, her story historical color. Yeah, starring
[00:26:19] That's Jim Davis's wife. Yeah, that's why yeah
[00:26:32] Okay, I'm gonna start you but you gonna be in here drawing that cat
[00:26:36] All right, I'll see you later. Don't you stop drawing a cat? Let me give you some pussy Jim. Uh-huh
[00:26:41] You gonna be in for dinner? Yeah, of course I'm making lasagna
[00:27:01] Yeah, no, I see you later. Oh, Jim just got home. I think he's gonna be yeah. Yeah, he's drawing that cat
[00:27:05] You know, I'm not sure. He was a simple man. I didn't really believe her but he's going on 25 years now
[00:27:18] And he's out in the garage just drawing that cat
[00:27:28] But it's okay. He's got six billion dollars. My man got a job from the calendars
[00:27:35] And the cat is the calendars they made him all the money
[00:27:49] Yeah, I smell terrible. Why I don't know sometimes I rarely get B.O. But sometimes I do. What do you think it's a symptom?
[00:27:57] Actually, you know what I think I think a little woman wears a shirt and then she smells
[00:28:02] That's stink aspects. Yeah, it smells like rotten ass pussy over here lady of the stink
[00:28:09] Her pussy smells so bad. It got to the armpit part. Oh, yeah, well armpits are the pussies of the shoulders. Yeah, absolutely correct
[00:28:17] I might have I might have put this shirt down on the couch before I let a woman sit down
[00:28:21] That's probably what it is. Yeah, you don't want to get her wet pussy all over here
[00:28:31] the shirt and then I go okay leave and then I
[00:28:34] Adjamb it in my face when I drag off to the gay
[00:28:40] Your eyes make your dick harder you're trying to override it with your nose
[00:28:53] Every day your point two percent straighter. That's conversion therapy
[00:29:00] Yeah, get in here. Give me some pussy. Let me get some boy pussy. Oh, you drawing a dog now too
[00:29:06] Oh, he got a dog and now there's a man in there and he owns a kid a fuck normal
[00:29:15] Nirmals her sister, but I thought the cast name was Garfield. Oh
[00:29:20] We said dip. There's two cats now. You know Jim's really coming along
[00:29:33] Mm-hmm. How dare normal not be a girl. How dare her. Mm. It's a boy. Yeah. Well, you know, it's pissing me off
[00:29:39] Turn be kind of gay. I wanted to fuck Nirmals a little kid. I want to fuck Tweety bird ahead of the curve
[00:29:45] In terms of on by NB. No, that's the one you're looking for the head of the curve. Yeah. Yeah, what did we say?
[00:29:53] Prussian no the head of her head over time, but that's
[00:29:58] Basically we said we're leaving one word. It's ahead of the curve
[00:30:08] Temporal no, maybe it is maybe there isn't one word
[00:30:13] I had the curve scratches that itch and the same feels like I got my my heel cocked up
[00:30:20] Yeah, oh yeah, I feel like I got my fat little thumb scratching at the bottom my nut mole I
[00:30:27] Got a mole like Cindy Crawford on my balls. I got a mole on my shaft. That's disgusting. That's gross
[00:30:33] It's like a it's not a moles and birthmarks
[00:30:36] Guzzmark what do you mean so your cock was squeezed so much by your mother's pussy?
[00:30:41] Just hold on. Just don't say it. Just stop. This is fucking disgusting
[00:30:46] I have a big mole on my penis. It's a big come on dude. This is a respectable show
[00:30:54] This is a respectable show trying to watch my shoals
[00:30:58] And my wife lasagna keeps coming. I'm trying to draw my kitty cat my wife lasagna
[00:31:05] Who's black by who's black? She's black by the way. I purchased her. I mean well, she you know
[00:31:12] I took her out on a day. I bought her stuff. I bought her stuff because in the black community
[00:31:18] People cost money. That's an expression
[00:31:26] You can put that you put that put that in your cap like a feather
[00:31:31] Like a little Indian like a Native American feather. Mm-hmm
[00:31:36] No, there's nothing to be embarrassed about Nick and you a hundred sinus
[00:31:40] 100 synonyms for an antonyms for ahead of the curve. Let's hear
[00:31:52] Cutting edges close, but that's not really
[00:31:57] Transetting trend setting no that's wrong to no it's like pre-tempered groundbreaking
[00:32:03] Temporal is not the answer all of these innovative avant you know, but see I nearing
[00:32:10] But it promises all of these like you know are like like you know like
[00:32:16] That just means like the first in a series rather than something that's like sort of out of its time but predating
[00:32:23] Yeah, yes, you know what I mean? There is
[00:32:27] Something that's not appreciated at the time because it's
[00:32:36] Advanced contemporary none of these you know like going on Twitter and calling this is the most recent example calling over Latsky a pedophile
[00:32:43] Right right years ago. Yeah, yeah, some people were doing which
[00:32:49] Seemed a little that is prescient, but it's also a matter of style because it's also a cool guy to be and then it turns out
[00:32:59] You know, but what was the deal he worked for like a pedophile organization? Yeah, he was their comms guy
[00:33:05] Yeah, yeah, press you doesn't it's not it. This is great some bitch named Cheryl paper
[00:33:10] I don't some do some other guy named Nick Mullen do I think is a?
[00:33:15] Australian guy or British guy or something because for years I've been getting his emails. Yeah, but they're all like
[00:33:21] Well, that's I think that's that's a different lady. That's some French lady
[00:33:29] Mm-hmm, and I get like emails to get the deed you should steal the spouse well
[00:33:34] So I don't know but this property manager named Cheryl is asking me like oh, we need all these pet agreements for this
[00:33:39] I was like Cheryl. What are you doing this weekend?
[00:33:49] I just checked my emails this morning. I think you sent this to the wrong Cheryl. Thanks. Well, you're responding to her and I was like
[00:33:56] Oh, I'm saying I'm gonna say wow jeez. I hope not
[00:34:02] You're about to get this Australian motherfucker
[00:34:07] Throught up on pussy trying to get pussy charges. Yeah, they don't have
[00:34:14] You can't talk to you. Oh, you should be like and by the way the lockdown is immoral. Yeah, that'll really get a mature one Australia
[00:34:22] I don't think we should have a local radio
[00:34:27] That's really confused this guy. She's probably never met in person. She's calling the big government
[00:34:40] That's awesome. Whatever get your email, right? Yeah, bitch
[00:34:43] There's one that emailed the wrong dick. You should ask for pictures of a pussy next. No, I'm gonna play it
[00:34:50] Maybe just a picture. What is smiling? What if what if Cheryl is?
[00:34:55] Extremely hot and you get the fuck at the end of this. Yeah, that would be a big win
[00:35:02] You're emailing the wrong Cheryl because my pussy is sealed by magic. Oh fuck
[00:35:07] But you've unlocked it only somebody that has the power to say the special word
[00:35:14] Beautiful world that would be if the only way you could fuck a hot girl
[00:35:27] Well, Rello works better. Yeah, it sounds good. That does and actually it's called Rella man. I'm starting Russell
[00:35:38] What we seem to relevant about not about Cinderella at all, right?
[00:35:43] Just middle-aged guy that decides to be a boxer and then he's actually good at it. Oh
[00:35:46] That's it. Yeah, yeah, it's one of those movies. It's like like four and verse Ferrari meant to make dads feel good
[00:35:55] Yeah, kind of make a guy's middle-aged like they should make a movie about I guess
[00:36:01] What do you mean like you're too old to be a Navy see it? You're too good a shooting
[00:36:06] People get to the middle-aid. It's a mid-life crisis
[00:36:09] I guess where they're like I could you know you would say especially something started young all these guys
[00:36:13] It would show up to do comedy absolutely we're 19. They're like I'm 33. It was always my dream to do right right right and it's like okay
[00:36:24] Don't have a choice. Yes people don't like me. That's right
[00:36:28] And I'm a fat likable child. Yeah, that doesn't want to work
[00:36:33] Oh, you had it something you wanted to do and meanwhile you had a family life and a family and you're telling me how lucky I am
[00:36:40] I'm going to cruise through my ponies of the fucking alcoholic
[00:36:45] Pursuing something that is ultimately worthless and the second it becomes profitable. It'll immediately be destroyed by mainstream
[00:36:53] You know participation getting life advice from those guys is always the most brutal
[00:36:58] But the thing is is like they're not wrong. I mean all those guys outside of comedy had normal lives ever fun, right?
[00:37:04] I know that you have to like sacrifice things some of those guys look pretty bad lives
[00:37:10] Sacrifice things for art or whatever, but at least in terms of the lifestyle of being a fucking comedian. It's like yeah, you know
[00:37:20] Unless you have the money to move to New York or something like right away
[00:37:23] You got to move to another shitty city right figure out how to be a road comic and then that's also a dead end in its own right
[00:37:29] but absolutely you can get good and then
[00:37:32] That's why I like when I was in Portland
[00:37:34] There's just like motherfuckers that just have regular ass lives and just like do stand up
[00:37:39] Mm-hmm, and they don't they you know they think they want to be good at it obviously
[00:37:44] But they don't it's like they're ever gonna move they're kind of happy with where they're at
[00:37:47] Yeah, Portland too. It's like Portland's one of the cities that had like a little hot streak
[00:37:51] That like you know the Ron Funch Izzy and Carmel era, right?
[00:37:55] And then it's like well that happened again
[00:37:57] And it's not dependent on how good the comedians are in Portland. It has everything to do with like do the comedy central reps like hanging out
[00:38:08] You know this Portland gonna be cool again
[00:38:10] Yeah, that same shit happened in Austin totally, you know, it's like I was like, you know
[00:38:16] It's funny because I remember when I was in Austin all these other comedians would be like, you know
[00:38:23] They would say that they would use that word all the time like you don't you might not need to move to New York or Los Angeles
[00:38:31] You know playing out their delusion that like oh, you know, I actually don't ever need to
[00:38:35] They actually be competitive. I don't have to take a risk
[00:38:38] I don't have to take a risk and I also don't have to like measure myself against the people that are better actually
[00:38:46] And then like in a roundabout way that fantasy came true through
[00:38:51] All this political culture of war bullshit and Joe Rogan being like Austin's actually the fucking okay corral or whatever
[00:38:59] Happening his it's the new LA. It was I don't want to pay taxes, but there are still taxes in in taxes
[00:39:08] Property taxes are pretty high. There's no way it's anything compared to LA plus no state income
[00:39:13] Either way, I mean it's happening in Nashville to apparently should we move somewhere with no station good or land they should move to Nash Vegas
[00:39:21] I'm never gonna leave New York City. And if I do I'm going to fucking China
[00:39:28] That is the funniest part of corona is that you were gonna go to China for like five weeks
[00:39:33] Yeah, the way they rhyme remember you rockin some that yeah, we're gonna go
[00:39:38] Yeah, Nick was gonna go find himself that would have been so you know find myself is gonna go to China
[00:39:44] I have a good time in China. Well, maybe you would have found yourself along the way. It's not a spiritual journey
[00:39:49] China's cool. It's the best country in the world
[00:39:55] Everyone should want to go to China. I am interested
[00:39:59] But I want to go to Beijing. I want to go to big-ass city. Yeah, I was gonna do that when I started in Beijing and
[00:40:07] The other part of the other part of China
[00:40:15] Yep, I remember it was funny. I might have a cousin that
[00:40:23] It's like with like, you know, there was like a family dinner one time and she was a full grown adult
[00:40:29] I mean she was like in her like early 20s. Maybe she was like 2021 awesome
[00:40:33] And it was it we were like a you know what I wasn't there. I just heard about it
[00:40:37] But they were at all at dinner. There's a Chinese restaurant and I don't know how it came up
[00:40:43] But she was like Japan that's like in China
[00:40:51] And now she and she's married to a Korean person Wow
[00:40:57] Korean children, that's awesome, you know, so in a round so
[00:41:00] So shan full circle. Yep, so true. Yeah, so now she's trying to
[00:41:10] Yeah, I'm trying to go to fucking soul. Oh, well you can figure out whatever my point is
[00:41:16] You guys can figure it out. It means something I mean something
[00:41:20] And it's just funny to think about it. Stephanie we're sort of way out. Yep sort of pre predestion
[00:41:26] for the predict predict predict the font
[00:41:35] Was pretty little tons. Yeah, it's a good it's one of those words. There's no English translation. Yeah
[00:41:45] Which is a great word is that a Greek word? No, it's actually Italian. I'm really jealous
[00:41:49] It's basically swag. Oh, it's a nice. Yeah, which you have you have a nose, but it's a tuna
[00:41:55] How do you know and I'm all spread satura? It's not true. It's completely true
[00:42:00] I've spoken to Italians before and they probably fucking despise. They said I'm like a black Italian
[00:42:06] That's what they've told me. There's one guy. You're like the black version of us. No, yeah
[00:42:12] Nothing to the show other than to say that something cool
[00:42:15] I'm just gonna say anything I just can't even open up my mouth. I can't do it anymore. Yes, you can
[00:42:24] No, it's not sure now that Nick's got his little fucking minions. What I'm like I say anything
[00:42:29] I don't have me I say anything he has no one in his life. I can't do it. I'm not I don't even know where the cat went
[00:42:41] That's right. Where the fuck is it? I don't know. I'm not gonna say anything ever again, dude
[00:42:47] Dude chill out Nick just says shut up. You're bumming me out. I try to bring donuts. You tell me to shut up
[00:42:52] No one I thank you vociferous for the donuts. Yes. How I just said they weren't a replacement for lunch
[00:42:59] That's all true. Which was I wrong and by the way, I didn't sugarcoat it. I said fuck you. They were great donuts
[00:43:06] I died. I did you a favor and I expressed the honest sentiment ever
[00:43:13] Because I didn't want my good friend Adam thinking are people mad at me. No, you goddamn right there
[00:43:20] They were very good donuts. I kind of want them again
[00:43:24] Well, you're never getting them. I can fucking get them myself. I'm never doing another good deed. There wasn't a good deed
[00:43:30] Yes, that you're a little too far over doing another
[00:43:36] It was an apology and it was an apology. I just have a heart of gold
[00:43:40] I'm just crucified for my heart of gold much like our Lord and Savior. Well, don't you even try and take him
[00:43:48] That's true. I am actually you're a brucer. Fied. Yeah
[00:43:56] And after they chopped his cock off they made you eat it. Yeah
[00:44:01] It's like for lunch. Did he do that? I think she remember when they put him on the cover of cock
[00:44:06] They put her on the cover of Vanity Fair
[00:44:09] Because they didn't have like they didn't there was they were just starting that they just struck oil as far as trans people go
[00:44:16] They got a couple of drops and they were like put this on the front and then it turned out to be the worst
[00:44:20] The worst crop of the season. Yeah, it was it was Caitlyn Jenner. Oh, you mean the worst trans person
[00:44:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz she killed somebody killed somebody and there's also just a fucking rich asshole. Yeah
[00:44:34] Yeah, good it good to the triathlon or whatever the fucking the 70s or the decathlon. Yeah American hero
[00:44:41] Twice over I think chopping chopping one's cock office
[00:44:45] I watch second feet. I put I don't you're right. I don't know if she chopped her cock. I put a mice
[00:44:50] We don't know we don't know I put a mice a man on the fall asleep to the other night
[00:44:55] And I was laughing imagining a like a family in the Sun with Down syndrome. That's his favorite movie
[00:45:01] Mmm just came on TV and the dad always has to like rush in and turn it off for the last five minutes
[00:45:10] Yeah, just cots and it's the scene where the girls like why don't you come out into the barn with me and then
[00:45:19] The letters fucking names going up and we love you so much
[00:45:24] You think she would have get me. Do you think maybe there's a chance you wanted some?
[00:45:28] Retarded course that's in the book. I mean, oh really yeah, she fucks him
[00:45:33] Yeah, that's why they George has to kill him cuz he doesn't like he fucks her to death. I thought he just choked her now in the book
[00:45:41] He's like all that puppy shit. They added for like the movie, but in the book
[00:45:45] He's like a retarded guy that just like she's just fucking constantly. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, like a jam
[00:45:52] You guys control from like they go to farm the farm and he's just
[00:45:56] That was a good yeah, that was their good grit
[00:46:05] George was George held the keys to the retard cock the next James Bond should be should be
[00:46:11] Black lady. Yeah, no, it's not diamonds be forever is the new I
[00:46:17] Don't think they've announced it. No, they haven't now they have
[00:46:21] They already did I think no, that was a fake thing that people are getting outraged
[00:46:25] I like three years ago. Yeah, no this in the last week. There was another headline about like this story
[00:46:31] Yeah, they already have the woman picked out like there's an action
[00:46:34] I don't think that they're deciding on the next bond right now. I don't believe I'll leave your mistake Albert Broccoli's
[00:46:47] Listen if she gets pussy she can be black woman. I just need to see breasts
[00:46:50] I actually did even show breast well, they have been floating the idea of it get a game's bond apparently
[00:47:04] Anything anything they got to take everything
[00:47:09] I just want to watch a guy get pussy and shoot people yeah, and I'll watch a guy get cock and asshole and shoot people
[00:47:19] Yeah, the night bond is tracked down by a woman named know me who has succeeded him as the new double
[00:47:24] O7 so this is the movie that's out now is there's already a black lady James Bond
[00:47:35] Yeah, you're wrong you're wrong you're wrong fuck you you're both fucking fuck you. I'm taking my you'll never prove it to me
[00:47:45] Let's shop look at her name Leshana Lynch. That's a cool. That's a though
[00:47:50] I don't even need I know exactly what this lady looks like the Shawn Davis's wife
[00:48:00] she's best known for plans fucking to something and
[00:48:04] Lynch made headlines for a role is no me the inheritor of the designation double a seven from the retired James Bond
[00:48:10] In the 2021 film no time to die. I will not it's I will not be gaslit
[00:48:29] Yeah, and I didn't know that that Greek people are
[00:48:32] We lying about everything mentioned stuff going on girth right to the M&M story
[00:48:40] Feel like that's come up, but it popped into my head
[00:48:43] Yeah, stop hooked up with some chicks on girth right
[00:48:54] There's one in a story, oh man, I gotta I gotta make a trip
[00:48:59] There's a actually I don't know if it's still there, but there was a brick and mortar entomens in a story
[00:49:06] Unbolova knows I think it was on Broadway, but like Broadway like 44. He was 34th Avenue
[00:49:13] Mike and I hit your Adam lives. Yeah, let's hear it fraud way fraud way fraud way
[00:49:20] And it puts on plays he puts on musicals and plays there. I told you that in conflict rats, right?
[00:49:30] Where's the no country for old man of musical yeah
[00:49:33] Oh the phantom of sucking another man's penis yeah rent, but it's just about a bent people
[00:49:42] He's got a bent asshole. Oh, it's asking. He's got a bent as well. Yeah, so he shits on the into his own pocket
[00:50:10] The miserable Joseph and the amazing suckler color nightmare the sucker penis
[00:50:26] What are some other fucking Broadway plays
[00:50:32] Then what's that the one that just came out with that old motherfucker that plays a young guy I never heard of it
[00:50:40] Shut the fuck up you've heard of it. I don't keep up with the Broadway dress out of your fucking mind
[00:50:44] It's a everyone's making fun of this guy because he's
[00:50:48] Whatever you're saying it was happy. You don't know about it. I know about every you don't know about it
[00:50:52] I can you know just sit in your dark apartment and I fucking watch TMZ
[00:51:02] Hollywood entertainment tonight. Yep, you know how it like some guys have like four four different TVs for different sports games
[00:51:09] Yeah, he's got all the gossip shows fucking Mario Lopez. He's got
[00:51:19] Remember during the peak of COVID when Mark Wahlberg gotten trouble for hanging out with Mario Lopez without a mask on
[00:51:26] It's so funny that that's like they're both that that's finally what got Mark Wahlberg in trouble
[00:51:32] Yeah was hanging out with Mario Lopez because you know Mario Lopez was having unmasked gay sex throughout the entire
[00:51:38] You know he was gimped up. He had any he had a gas mask on. Yeah hooked up into going into his own ass
[00:51:46] He's like wallberg wouldn't be circulating didn't somebody see Mario Lopez having gay sex in a bathroom
[00:51:56] Think that's the rumor around now. I'm gonna just listen to what he says about the celebrity's news
[00:52:03] Knowing that they've tainted that in my mind. That's what all celebrity gossip is
[00:52:08] This I'd from like the professional celebrity gossip is like that guy's actually gay
[00:52:17] Damn, you think we can fuck Britney Spears now that she's free. I hope so no she got engaged apparently
[00:52:23] Fuck yeah, I don't know. I got a New York Times update about it though on my phone
[00:52:30] That's what the fucking paper record is
[00:52:32] These days shit hold on go off Adam. They don't want to fucking cover these dams this scam Demick
[00:52:38] They don't want to tell us the truth. So now they have to tell us some fucking mental here lady got a
[00:52:43] Bitch got a dumb bitch. Okay. I love poo. Oh
[00:52:55] Appreciating culture in the way yeah Germans Germans or Japanese or yeah, exactly
[00:53:01] Oh, you mean like scat porn type of stuff. Yeah, what are there any like specific Chinese sexual?
[00:53:07] I think that they procreate asexual that is the end of the road for fascism. What do you mean?
[00:53:13] That's a good point. Shit eating it. Well, they hello Italian. I used to do a bit about Italians each for sure. You don't think no I
[00:53:21] Don't think they do they do yeah, they do they're not they're too passionate and loose
[00:53:26] Yeah, I said I want you to a shit eating thing is like the mark of a super advanced society that's tried everything else mark of the wall
[00:53:33] Bird Italians are Italians are still sort of I'm gonna get a tattoo. It's like six. What would be six six six
[00:53:43] Six six six, but what the fuck just was that the cat? I don't think so things someone in your hole
[00:53:48] I used to do a bit about that about how
[00:53:50] That the Nazis tried fascism and all they had left was to be guys that are into shys of parties
[00:53:57] You want to do the bit? No, I'm just saying that you know go ahead do the bit
[00:54:01] I'm just saying that that was you know in the in the in the
[00:54:06] I thought it was the cat. I thought it was something in your hole
[00:54:11] Yeah, it sounds like something the hallway like a ghost maybe we have a gun
[00:54:18] Are you allowed to have guns in New York? No, absolutely not. That's why apparently there's like actually some sort of like
[00:54:24] 18-month like a paperwork process where you can actually technically get one
[00:54:29] Yeah, but I mean it's even to get like you have to first of all like the most annoying part of the process
[00:54:33] You have to basically write like a love letter to the police department
[00:54:37] I'm explaining that yeah, you have to tell the police why you need a gun which I it's I mean who gives a shit about the police can
[00:54:44] Suck my dick. I'll have a gun if I want. Yeah, this thing is like people like and I used to be this way
[00:54:48] It's like well the Constitution is important, you know
[00:54:51] But they can they can do whatever they want. They can make any fucking law
[00:54:55] If you can do that the Constitution is actually gay
[00:54:58] They if you can do that with guns if you can say you have a second man to write to keep and bear arms, right?
[00:55:05] Then they but then the municipal government can also say like oh and I'm not unless we give you permission to do it
[00:55:11] Which is what they're saying, right then it's not a right, you know if you're not like a convicted felon
[00:55:17] There's not you shouldn't need to justify it like right so it shouldn't be justified
[00:55:20] Yeah, so it's like what's stopping them like oh, yeah, you have freedom of speech, but before you say anything critical about you know
[00:55:27] I don't know like what I pick anything. Yeah, like I guess the most recent thing would be vaccine mandates
[00:55:32] You had to write an essay to the New York City Police Department
[00:55:36] Explaining why you would want to criticize the vaccine mandates and then you have to pay
[00:55:40] $700 and then in six months they'll send you a letter determining whether or not they've decided you're allowed to say it and
[00:55:48] I mean what circumstance the letters certainly the fucking absolutely most little dick
[00:55:53] Portion. Yeah, so it's like it's kind of I love writing love letters as it is
[00:55:58] It's kind of dumb to think you have any kind of rights and what you need to do is just do what you want
[00:56:04] And then be quiet about it and just be a criminal. Yeah
[00:56:07] Yeah, we're going to China where they don't even pretend you ever writes they don't even pretend that's the other thing too
[00:56:12] That's that's sort of the that's freeing and that's the thing
[00:56:16] People like well you want a social credit system like they have in China and it's like so it's well
[00:56:22] We already have a credit system, which is worse. Yeah
[00:56:27] Actually fucking getting shit. Yeah, actually I don't know how their social credit system works, but I should I should just fucking gay over here
[00:56:48] Yeah, I need the penis and figure out what that fucking noise was it's gonna bother me think it was a ghost
[00:56:53] I think it was a ghost. I think it's haunted anyone died in this building. I can't wait to be a ghost
[00:56:58] It is funny to imagine cuz you know ghosts are there from hundreds of years ago, right?
[00:57:02] Right, so it's like some like five foot four guy dressed like the Quaker Road span. Yeah, just going around your house
[00:57:13] That's true the have dolf thou seen my my tights
[00:57:21] That's everyone talk back there. Oh, yeah, mm-hmm and they were um
[00:57:26] Yeah, every go I guess every ghost is racist. Yeah every ghost also is like, you know
[00:57:32] They have to do one thing to free their soul to get into heaven to you know
[00:57:36] So Nick is gonna have to figure out what that is while he walks the earth
[00:57:40] Maybe it's maybe it's being nice your friend. I am nice here. No, I don't know
[00:57:47] Yeah, I don't so nice. What way am I not nice to you?
[00:57:50] You constantly mean I'm not mean to you. I would say the way you talk to him the way you talk to me
[00:57:55] I tell the way I talk to everybody. Yeah, the way he fix it. Oh, that doesn't make a personal life
[00:57:59] I'm I fixated on your personal life a little bit sometimes in what way? I'm not gonna talk about
[00:58:06] You just did Adam. That's your problem. You're you're on to something and then you got always got to take it one step too far
[00:58:15] Everything you say to me what you're doing right now one step of the engine. I'm about to break what you're doing right now
[00:58:21] I could easily just in kind say you're being mean to me when all you're doing is being critical
[00:58:28] What do you mean? Which is not necessarily mean and that's all I ever do to you. I'm critical of certain aspects of your behavior
[00:58:38] That's not nasty. Yeah, that's a really good point. That's an aspect. That is one aspect. You could really change it
[00:58:46] Self-reflection some folks might call that anti-Semitism
[00:58:53] It has nothing to do with you. I think that lets you are
[00:58:57] Non-person I think you remember I think you're letting yourself off a little bit
[00:59:01] So you think by virtue of being anti-Semitic the fact that I am a very little anti-Semitism
[00:59:07] It's actually when you factor that in nothing person
[00:59:11] In fact and when you factor it in you're really nice to I am a very good friend. Yeah, that's true. I just happen to be
[00:59:18] Horrifically racist, right. I think that which no one will dispute no one will dispute that so take that fucking faggot
[00:59:27] It's so true. Adam was a Jewish people or just the
[00:59:32] State of Israel. I got a little fired up there
[00:59:36] That woman I was trying to give it a certain a little flake a little fucking stank on that
[00:59:43] Shame-chay-quap. No, I don't make anything personal man other than that weird mole on your dick or yeah, just
[00:59:49] It wasn't a moles of birthmark, okay, and that birthmark has gotten me out of which between a birthmark in a mole
[00:59:55] A mole is raised perhaps birthmark. How do you get a birthmark? You just have in your whole life and
[01:00:02] That birthmark has gotten me out of a lot of police lineups types situations
[01:00:06] So the baby penis rapist is that it again? Yes, but he doesn't have the wall
[01:00:12] Well, but this is yeah, well, this is too small a dick anyway. We didn't even really need the mole
[01:00:17] Yeah, this is clearly too small dick to be the baby penis rapist. Yeah, that's true
[01:00:22] But I guess the mold does give us an extra reason to not defeat his penis rapist
[01:00:27] I think I think with this is not the before it becomes a penis or vagina in just a
[01:00:33] Shure your way your mad at me now. He's defending himself. I am now is gone into my mind. Am I not supposed to get?
[01:00:40] Once again, I have pulled another string. Yeah, of course and it continues comes the rest of the thread motherfucker
[01:00:45] All right, I tug on shit. All right Pinocchio my beautiful boy continue
[01:00:50] The Pinocchio is autonomous. What is it? What is that you? Yeah, but I created you. I'm an old Italian man who created you
[01:01:00] Yeah, because I wanted a son what you're mad about is you you took it personally what took what personally that I called the coffee bean
[01:01:10] No, that's not true. I've changed my mind on this expecting
[01:01:14] Expecting this guy to say no, we don't have a horse. I am my mind and then I was gonna say
[01:01:20] You've paid this man. You right fucking paid him off. That was gonna be the joke
[01:01:24] And then it was in full display so the audience who for years have seen me as the villain right as the lying villain
[01:01:33] Of course in around about way I'm vindicated and everything quote unquote mean
[01:01:37] I've ever said to you. Yeah, it's not only justified. It was my moral and ethical duty to say it. Yeah
[01:01:44] based on I agree with that the coffee bean
[01:01:49] As a call it was kind of your bay of pigs as you're calling it in the the papers listen
[01:01:54] I've revised my stance on the coffee bean thing. I know I was I I was you know a little bit apologetic last week
[01:02:06] You're in the wrong and you know you're in the wrong and you didn't want to deal with it at the time because you had no leg to stand
[01:02:18] I spent this weekend with the people your wing shows in Nashville people came up to me afterwards
[01:02:23] They said you know what else for that for that piggy to be
[01:02:27] To get food when you offer him a coffee now he's trying to use the on here's now
[01:02:34] I have the people behind here's what he's doing. I know that I know that again
[01:02:37] He buries his despicable bullshit at the end of the fucking way
[01:02:42] I'm being mean to him and I make things personal well you better believe that we're about to stop this
[01:02:47] And we're gonna have a lot we're gonna have lunch all right. We're gonna pick this up at the beginning
[01:02:52] I'm not buying of the episode you're not buying I packed my lunch all right. Well, I'm buying myself
[01:03:00] We'll fuck you. Well fuck you guess what we're picking this up right at the beginning of the fucking yeah
[01:03:05] I like what you're trying to do trying to hide this these
[01:03:08] Baseless and you know where you really fucked up whereas
[01:03:15] Bonded allies in the weather your mean he's mean to you or not. It's always as we hadn't been we had not been
[01:03:21] Yeah, it's never I was really just we were two people I was
[01:03:29] Okay, and and jump on board if you had a good enough
[01:03:35] Well, you say to me oh you make things personal and you're mean to me as your friend I say well hold have I taken it too far
[01:03:41] Yeah, I go on too far on numerous and then I have to think and then I have to think to myself
[01:03:46] Well, what happened recently and then I remember the egregious
[01:04:02] Listen we can revisit this and we will and really get this and everyone now
[01:04:08] Everyone now listening to this you'll understand where the energy came from yeah
[01:04:11] Yeah, on the free episode that you listened to a few days. It's like memento
[01:04:16] We're living this podcast has become a memento. Yeah, we're really
[01:04:22] And I actually like in fact the real fans wait till Sunday and then they go back to Wednesday
[01:04:27] That's the way to that's how the real hands. How the real motherfuckers you listen to Wednesday right after
[01:04:32] Here's where we're gonna start as you get to start we'll open the mid the weekly show right the free show in an hour and you can start off
[01:04:41] Regaling us with the story of how you went on the road and the fans said what to you
[01:04:45] They took yes, I said that it was they said they said you guys were being incredibly okay
[01:04:52] We're gonna start I didn't know I didn't know that that's how the people felt
[01:04:57] So we're gonna let you put words and other people's mass and we want names and we're gonna get names and we're gonna cross check this
[01:05:02] We're gonna call them up. Well, thankfully I have signatures. Yeah, we're gonna call them up on the show
[01:05:07] We're gonna ask we will call them. We'll find their numbers. They're in the white pages and and so stay
[01:05:12] Back to the back tuned. That's what that that's the word back back to she's back to