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[00:00:06] shit is fucking annoying yeah we recorded
[00:00:09] honestly pretty good stuff yeah I wasn't bad we put Adam on the spot I guess we
[00:00:14] recreate that mm-hmm yeah we're gonna we could redo that but you know we can't
[00:00:18] redo but how good my fart was that's true that was honestly the best for I've
[00:00:23] ever thought I captured on the fucking podcast yeah it went burr it is get a nice
[00:00:28] Scooby-Doo I think I said it was a kind of a satrimo style far yeah it is
[00:00:33] fun like a little trumpet it is funny the stank on it that most of what we did
[00:00:38] but stuff we've already said on the show yeah but yeah we talked about no time to
[00:00:42] die a little bit yes I've the I'm the only person oh yeah we had a nice couple
[00:00:46] nice riffs there yeah Adam was really going off on this he said
[00:00:50] representation has gone too far well actually no I think it's it is the snake
[00:00:56] has eaten its own tail at this point that they they just snake being black
[00:01:01] people yes black people are now becoming police and killing themselves
[00:01:06] that's right that's right that was double or seven is the Jamaican woman or
[00:01:11] something so yes okay so the point is is that they that James Bond five years
[00:01:17] later is living in retirement but he he's a he's living in Jamaica and he's
[00:01:24] approached by Felix lighter just I guess keep an eye on that thing I would I
[00:01:29] really if I was smart I would stop this now play it make sure that it's
[00:01:33] recording it's a minute 33 you're more than welcome to should I do that yeah and
[00:01:39] there we go and it recorded and we're back and we're then but I also I also to
[00:01:46] I started this over a little bit so it's gonna cut it's gonna cut part of it
[00:01:49] okay and then we should be okay yeah I you know what it's stopping recording
[00:01:54] kind of took me out of it and it's funny this always happens when I'm
[00:01:58] feeling good I know I really wanted to talk James Bond I don't fucking care
[00:02:02] anymore about James Bond yeah I don't care about anything guys and it was good
[00:02:07] Adam I'll give you credit it was good we had a couple good jokes I mean I
[00:02:10] didn't get to the main point that I was trying to get to what's that the main
[00:02:14] point is that the attempt at representation actually failed to the
[00:02:20] extent that the moral of James yeah cuz it's like what the hell is a British
[00:02:26] black bitch you know what I mean sure that's true they say cuz James Bond first
[00:02:30] of all is for Americans the British people don't watch James Bond it's like
[00:02:34] never heard of him it's like lucky charms you know exactly yep Irish people
[00:02:38] are live off lucky charms cuz they're like this is what this is our historic
[00:02:43] food yeah this is what me yeah this is what my dye used to eat was that funny
[00:02:49] what do you mean doing like a racist impression I'm sorry to offend half of
[00:02:54] your people of course I could be offending the other half of your people
[00:02:57] which are Jewish people but I would never do that publicly of course you never I
[00:03:02] would never I would never insult you know I would never insult the other half
[00:03:06] of you Nick we all know exactly which is Zionist Israelis you chill out
[00:03:12] you have Nick killed yeah you want to get this guy fucking I know you've put I
[00:03:16] would love to be Mark David Chapman I know you've been playing this patties
[00:03:20] pub-styled character if they find out he's half Jewish they find out next
[00:03:26] I've heard so they find out that I control half the world's reserve and gold
[00:03:32] collectively it would be so awesome if they just went to fucking it is funny
[00:03:36] that like did I thought you get the money thing but Irish people like part of
[00:03:40] their folklor is that there's like just some kind of weird midget that hides it
[00:03:44] the yeah they knew about Jews before they knew who Jews were so bad for us
[00:03:50] Jews like their main cultural export is like well there's an even tinier Jew
[00:03:55] that lives at the end of the LG BTQ flag and is a shifty guy that you can
[00:04:02] never try tricks up it would be funny if there was like archaeological evidence
[00:04:06] that Jews actually made it all the way to Ireland and that's where the leprechaun
[00:04:10] started they made them there are some Jews that are weird redheads you see
[00:04:15] those guys I believe those cool which were read by the cost I really I believe
[00:04:22] that's how the red hair was introduced that's a
[00:04:24] arshiknazi population damn that's what I was actually have read here that's what
[00:04:29] I was always told by my father ours not the cause-ex well who is it was whoever
[00:04:34] was the context didn't rape them who's the Khazars I think I think there were a
[00:04:38] lot of people that raped I think a lot of the the pogroms were they were we're
[00:04:48] getting getting some of that Jewish pussy I think that was a poke where were those
[00:04:51] the pogroms yeah like around what time I think they were it sounds like a good
[00:04:57] syndrome guy I'm making a computer program my phone yeah yeah yeah yeah I
[00:05:07] got a new pogum I tried to put everybody on my phone I killed all the Jews in a
[00:05:11] band when did the put when were the pogroms the pogroms were up until the
[00:05:16] early 1900 oh wow starting when for centuries damn yeah yeah Jews have never
[00:05:23] really migrated anywhere they just get kicked out of places yes I have to go to
[00:05:26] the town over and the whole time they were yet that's how we got rid of like
[00:05:30] the more if I see a red if I see a redheaded Jew somewhere some fucking some
[00:05:36] redhead from the steps of the caucus mountains fuck their great great great
[00:05:40] great great great this is a potentially a historic but what I was told was that
[00:05:45] that was from being raped by cossacks don't sound redheaded to me I don't
[00:05:52] know let me look this up are you gonna just kick that and break it I'm not
[00:05:57] breaking it's gonna break that's a cause sex do cossacks have red hair have
[00:06:03] red hair you listen to George Carlin's hardcore and why do the
[00:06:08] cossacks have red hair is it because they're gay everybody wants to know about
[00:06:13] the history of the Jews let me tell you one thing fuck the Jew it was very
[00:06:21] interesting it turns out Jews are gay you ever notice how people are Jewish now
[00:06:27] oh now now it's good the other carland yeah mm-hmm Jew this Jew that George
[00:06:34] Carlin's hardcore yeah the Udmerts are said to possess the reddest hair in the
[00:06:39] world the Tatars and Bosch Kiers descend from the Golden Horde the
[00:06:44] Mari worship animist spirits amid their sacred force for the answers yes I don't
[00:06:50] fucking know dude anyway so James damn these are some funny looking like
[00:06:57] there's so many different little weird pockets of motherfuckers in Russia like
[00:07:01] in the Soviet Union I guess yeah they have those fun little costumes in Muslim
[00:07:06] Russia they have to look at these bitches that's really cool they're kind of
[00:07:12] just like a reggae tone pope yeah the big and then look at this guy he's got
[00:07:17] like a fucking look at his hat it's got fucking leaves on it yeah he's probably
[00:07:21] walks around his own mistletoe yeah that's that that's the Christmas part of
[00:07:27] Russia so anyway the point I'm saying is what however those types of Jews got
[00:07:30] red hair what if they immigrated to our ancient Ireland and that's how him tricks
[00:07:38] and that's how the leprechaun legend started they also did their own form of
[00:07:43] buck breaking by introducing rainbows into Irish culture right trying to gay up
[00:07:49] the proud Irish to be like oh this guy's a real buck breaking journalist
[00:07:58] don't know what is this all this buck breaking that these fucking yellow
[00:08:04] journalists when they're buck breaking these Chinese journalists
[00:08:11] okay so so basically James Bond has been in retirement for five years and then he
[00:08:18] gets called back in for one last job right yeah fuck I wish we were had the
[00:08:22] enthusiasm the first time we heard this really did it really was much better
[00:08:26] the first time yeah now instead of being like mad at you as a joke I'm mad at you
[00:08:30] for real yeah okay I can shut up now keep going but here's the here's the
[00:08:35] main sons on the recorder and I can't see the lights and I'm gonna keep the
[00:08:39] lyser on bless I'm gonna keep having a check because there's the fucking Sun
[00:08:43] is coming through and I could close the blinds but it's like and it's fucking
[00:08:48] dark in here yeah I'm not trying to know I get it so and then it's fucking dark in
[00:08:54] here I get it and Adam didn't bring breakfast in which is like you said he
[00:08:58] was I never I never I'm going off a chocolate croissant I've got the energy
[00:09:04] of a chocolate croissant I had a half a chocolate croissant so I know that
[00:09:09] everyone I split a chocolate croissant I'll probably have a sandwich after this I
[00:09:15] out from a snack after this as well I'm thinking deli sandwich today I'm
[00:09:20] thinking Arby's there's nothing there's nothing like that I would love a dipped
[00:09:26] au jus sandwich you can why what are you doing what you're doing is people
[00:09:31] that go nuts for Sonic yeah I guess Sonic is like something people eat in
[00:09:36] college well it was to okay here's because you're speaking to somebody who
[00:09:40] when I was in freshman the summer of my freshman year of college or maybe going
[00:09:45] into college I had a machine shop job where I worked the second shift from
[00:09:51] three to eleven and ice cream machine no it was a we're actually making parts
[00:09:56] for guns hilariously enough in Maryland in Maryland Maryland style yes no well
[00:10:02] they it was it was I was working for a Greek guy who had a machine shop that had a
[00:10:05] contract with Colt 45 oh nice no wait Colt 45 was the beer right well
[00:10:12] cult is the gun cult is the gun anyway cuz a cult 45 is a type of gun I think
[00:10:22] that's like the 19 I don't know shit about guns but I think that that's like
[00:10:26] the 1911 was originally the original call 45 but the way guns work is like
[00:10:31] any company can make like a type of gun I don't like I never understood that
[00:10:36] about guns is like that they don't they're they are I mean I'm not right there
[00:10:39] yeah they're soon they're patented but like with AR 15's there's like 15
[00:10:43] different companies right so I don't I don't really know how it works but anyway
[00:10:47] so we had I worked I worked with my boy fucking Sam we would work the second
[00:10:52] shift who Chinese Sam not Chinese Sam this this why we had Chinese Sam because
[00:10:57] there was regular Sam how how dare you give that guy and Sam's name was
[00:11:04] saava actually but we also call them Sam anyway me and my boy saava would work
[00:11:10] the late shift then we would go chill on my on our friend Tommy's we had the
[00:11:14] porch which was sort of our you know like the fucking say qua it's where
[00:11:20] everyone hung out it was like it was the cultural it was like the the Latia the
[00:11:26] bathroom for trans folks yes it's for in one of your favorite yeah the forum
[00:11:31] that's what I'm looking for it was like the Algonquin round table it was yeah
[00:11:34] town basically yeah the Algonquins had a round table yeah do you want to talk
[00:11:38] about the Algonquin round table no I don't know I thought King Arthur had a
[00:11:41] fucking round table yeah I'll go on where and who was there fucking smart
[00:11:49] people in the 1920s or some of the people I don't know that lesbian bitch
[00:11:55] friend Liba which yeah some bitch like you know you want to say he's smiling you
[00:12:01] do want to say it you can't help yourself even though you know it's a bit you
[00:12:07] fully know to bet you can't help you Ellen Ellen DeGeneres it was Ellen DeGeneres
[00:12:14] Steve Harvey it was it was cat well by the way we really fucked up this weekend
[00:12:18] I know you were out of town but Nick you and I should have oh you don't know the
[00:12:22] vaccine we should have gone to see have the vaccine oh you have the vaccine I
[00:12:26] have sign of form we should oh from China for your erasure to say that I
[00:12:31] don't have the vaccine I apologize when you know we should have gone to the
[00:12:35] Barclays I have the chai Williams this week yeah and I feel like a fucking
[00:12:40] idiot I really fucked up that is the one comedian who I who's who's the
[00:12:48] fucking Algonquin around table just fucking tell me it was what's her name
[00:12:51] that the fucking you know it was all those I don't I fucking don't at all you
[00:12:57] brought it up you wanted and I when you say Algonquin I'm thinking Indian mother
[00:13:01] fucker no reason you brought it up to well I know that that just say who it is
[00:13:06] so I know either I don't know let's I don't know you're lying I don't know you
[00:13:11] absolutely it was the bagel boss if I had a gun to your head or better get if I
[00:13:16] had $10,000 I was like name one guy at the sad part is you're gonna try and
[00:13:20] name things is a joke but none of them are gonna be funny enough to get you out
[00:13:24] of it just tell us the pickle it was Zacha Mica tell us it was the by guys
[00:13:30] podcast with Zacha Mica and Ian find a hands you're fucking up right now I'm
[00:13:36] not gonna say okay anyway so you were on the porch with Sam yes so we had which
[00:13:42] is a lot like the Algonquin round it was my boy Sala hilarious reference yeah
[00:13:50] it was my boy my friend couple friends from Greek town one of them had a fucked
[00:13:57] up like growth on his ear that we flicked all the time he had really
[00:14:00] strange posture he walked weird our hypothesis that he's like 10% retarded
[00:14:09] or his body is not his mind physically physically but anyway we would let that
[00:14:16] guy get high you shouldn't drive us to Philly for cheesesteaks in his far in
[00:14:22] his grandfather's Lincoln and some and one time we let the ear growth Tommy take
[00:14:30] us to fucking Sonic and Lancaster Pennsylvania just hotboxing the whole
[00:14:38] way and listening to Lil Wayne the drought the drought three the whole time
[00:14:42] yeah so I know what it's like to cuz at that you don't know Sonic when you're
[00:14:47] a child you're like oh it's gonna blow your fucking mind and then you get there
[00:14:50] and it's like oh this is fucking gay as fast food yeah but I do know the
[00:14:54] initial well people hang on people hang on you excitement you know it'll be like
[00:15:00] a fucking 27 year old it's like oh my god Sonic's like you're not in college
[00:15:04] anymore man yeah dude what it's over we're adults we're adults we're old man it's
[00:15:10] time to eat fucking it De Fonte's yeah now Sonic has become Italian sandwich
[00:15:15] shops yeah now if it was called chronic fuck dude
[00:15:23] oh man I'm so high right apparently smoking weed causes breakthrough
[00:15:27] COVID cases what yeah according to hits just keep on playing according to who I
[00:15:35] don't know I haven't spoke to I haven't spoke to the wild I look at the headlines
[00:15:39] because every the media loves COVID and you know you really they've become
[00:15:44] COVID's than you Trump everyone's basically a liar now you know you can
[00:15:47] just publish outright lies I guess you know I mean sucking a Greek man's a
[00:15:53] little ass dick cures co-workers literally fuck it just write it just put
[00:15:57] it in the New York Times who can going to you can say whatever you want to
[00:16:00] it's your opinion yeah that's my opinion that's why I'm writing this opinion
[00:16:08] the person that knows the least about how vaccines work is Joe Biden he's
[00:16:13] like operating on like you know because everyone does the whole thing yeah data
[00:16:17] changes that's how the science changes okay so it doesn't know what any at all
[00:16:22] what's going on he's completely gone he's chatting he's been gone respect for him
[00:16:27] for just keeping it together like I think about my grandma who has like put it
[00:16:31] together for like a three-minute phone call and she's exact it's exact same
[00:16:35] thing as Joe yeah they got up just out there you know after each speech he has
[00:16:40] to sleep for like eight hours yeah that's the most physically taxing what is
[00:16:44] Kamala dude she doesn't really do anything she's scheming in the background
[00:16:48] yeah she walks around her inner boy Doug mder hall for whatever the fuck is
[00:16:52] damaged yeah mmm yeah Kamala is just you think he's
[00:16:58] slamming that pussy yeah he amped her off huh he pay him to rough yeah yeah and
[00:17:03] they're off that's no he didn't know he didn't you got him between the ender off
[00:17:07] between those those velvety thighs are hers I would I honestly would like to
[00:17:12] just whisper whisper it I would like fuck I'm alone I don't think that's what he
[00:17:17] does yeah yeah and they're off no well I guess you know agreed to disagree but
[00:17:34] yeah I don't know what the fuck has that bitch been up to she's hiding behind
[00:17:38] curtains and stuff you know just waiting for Joe scheming in the back you think
[00:17:42] she's gonna pull LBJ and fucking pop him in the head yeah but the CIA won't
[00:17:47] return her call that's true yeah that's the problem yeah she can't get a meeting
[00:17:52] with the CIA she should be a perfect CIA stooge I know well I mean it's funny
[00:17:57] how little she does like the only thing I know that she's done in the last six
[00:18:01] months is she was supposed to go on the view and then they had to cancel because
[00:18:04] yeah bunch of people got star Jones got cold star Jones has been on the view for
[00:18:09] like 10 years she's been at the Algonquin there he is there who else was there
[00:18:15] and I'll just just tell us should they are come on man Barbara Walters why do
[00:18:21] you have to listen you know you hurt my heart when you lie to me anyway so James
[00:18:27] Bond's been living in exile for five years yeah yeah yeah he's captain bond now
[00:18:32] but he's captain he's captain what of the royal Empire the British and oh he
[00:18:38] still retains his title he was given us some a captain see but he's retired he's
[00:18:43] a commander in the British Navy right initially and we can retire they bump
[00:18:47] you up a rank really so you can collect a higher pension respect yeah yeah and
[00:18:52] he's living off that pension you know he's got his well he needs he should get
[00:18:56] more than that shit though but he's completely off the grid and be rid of
[00:18:59] realistically James Bond retire and he'd be like a contributor on fucking CNN
[00:19:03] yeah that's true I've killed over a hundred people and I can tell you Donald
[00:19:08] Trump is the real medicine greatest threat yeah
[00:19:12] to black queens Rachel Rachel please yeah Rachel James Bond we want to thank
[00:19:22] you for being here your new book how I killed 800 Iraqi children in two nights
[00:19:27] it's Barnes and Noble this week bring it up at the Barnes and Noble proudly
[00:19:32] serving Starbucks cafe many people call him the da Vinci of torture yeah yeah I
[00:19:39] you know my title in MI6 was double seven and we used to call Donald Trump
[00:19:46] double zero that's gonna be an absolute loser that's gonna stick that's right
[00:19:53] and can we will use that we're gonna be mindful use that as a sound bite and
[00:19:59] say that Donald Trump is according the British superhero James Bond an absolute
[00:20:05] zero take that yes you fucking piece of shit he's an absolute zero Rachel
[00:20:13] honestly I wouldn't even fuck him with your dick yeah what I that now
[00:20:17] conservatives are going crazy for this hunter Biden laptop story James Bond
[00:20:21] what do you have to say about that you're fucking gay if you share that story
[00:20:24] no refact it's fuck it's fake it's almost sexual it's 100% fake and gay and gay
[00:20:31] and fuck you it's fake and gay Mr. James Bond thank you for being thank you so
[00:20:40] so much he's retired completely off the grid and then Felix latter comes back
[00:20:47] is out and he and then his his as I said before in the first episode that we
[00:20:53] lost the lost his affect has changed and that's where actually the the digging
[00:20:58] into Adams started really started because he he said that he's now yeah
[00:21:03] Felix later talks like a like a slave basically no I said more of like a 1970s
[00:21:08] black guy but that's not what you said well no I never said Jive he said Jive
[00:21:13] he's a turkey type guy he's he's he's more of a job and I said a challenge to
[00:21:18] be able to upload the show go ahead and edit at Adams claim next to a video of
[00:21:25] Felix later speaking in the new James Bond movie and let's see if this observation
[00:21:28] you compare how he speaks in Casino Royale to how he speaks in this water it is
[00:21:34] one thing I don't get is they put a little bit more stank on his I feel like
[00:21:38] he would I feel like the last movie I saw which was two three movies ago
[00:21:42] Skyfall no not the one with Javier Bardot not the one with Bardot my that one
[00:21:49] was good I saw that one the good ones were casino reality on Skyfall I saw the
[00:21:54] one where he's in a house on a quantum a solace and specter terrible specter it
[00:21:58] was a piece of shit I saw the one where he's like hold up in a house and he's got
[00:22:02] guns and he's like is that the one where he's depressed I thought he would tie
[00:22:05] that was his last movie and there was three other movie or two or three other
[00:22:09] movies after that I think the movies have gone good bad good bad and now this last
[00:22:13] one what's the one where he goes to like his family's estate and he's got a
[00:22:16] skyfall that's so I did see skyfall is it that was good Bardem is gay for him
[00:22:23] wait that's Bardem yeah mmm like mr. Bond I'm maybe I did see that bad guy and I'm
[00:22:30] also gay for I thought the new guy was Gather Remy Malek was gay I know he was
[00:22:35] just aren't all bond villains basically gay kind of they're all they're all
[00:22:41] queer coded yeah they're all queer we'll put it that way anyway so Felix
[00:22:46] Felix I said I need you to come back for one last job we got a we got to finish
[00:22:50] off specter now he's Danny Glover kind of yeah and then and then he said oh sir
[00:22:56] no I'm done you know and then he goes back to his Jeep and it doesn't work and
[00:23:02] then Jamaican lady with the big old butt they said you need our ride and he's
[00:23:07] like oh yes James yeah James is like oh you're not right fucker then he gets to
[00:23:14] his or did she try to get to his sick house and then she's like mr.
[00:23:19] Bond we need you to come back in and he's like oh you tricked me with your
[00:23:23] perfect Jamaican accent big bad but and that and that lady is the new double
[00:23:30] does she really have a big fat ass she's got a big old bomb does he fuck her
[00:23:34] no he doesn't fuck her no she's new she's new double if she was real double
[00:23:38] she would have fucked it exactly it would have been that would have been
[00:23:42] awesome it would have been awesome if you don't want to do seduce his James
[00:23:46] bond it would have been much better if it was but throughout the film he comes
[00:23:51] back in and M's like we can't have you back here you know you're out and then
[00:23:56] and then he and then he enlisted the help of Q to help oh who's gay now you
[00:24:02] who helps who helps hack into change his name to QT yeah they they go over to
[00:24:07] Q's house LGBTQ he's making he's making an Adam's my first name is LGBT he's
[00:24:13] making an Adam style dinner where he's like making like silken tofu okay like
[00:24:18] no no no no trying to adopt a trope yeah trying to go over to Q's house and he's
[00:24:28] got a next-style penis so it's huge it's small actually he does have a
[00:24:32] thing it's really small I'm doing it wrong I'm doing it wrong because if you
[00:24:42] had a next-style penis it'll be really small you can understand how
[00:24:45] analogies work I really do I really do I'm here for fucking I'm here to I'm
[00:24:50] sort of like in a movie where they have a script supervisor to make sure when
[00:24:54] stays on reality on the reality of yeah what the movie is the universe I am
[00:24:59] the script supervisor of this podcast a Nick style penis in both this podcast
[00:25:04] and real life would denote a small as but if Nick was saying a Nick style
[00:25:09] penis he would be implying a large piece but that's exactly what I'm here to do
[00:25:13] like when that bitch was drinking Starbucks in Game of Thrones remember
[00:25:19] that controversy yeah that's what Nick just tried to do by saying a Nick style
[00:25:24] but I wasn't actually trying to do that I was making it as a matter of comedic
[00:25:29] hyperbole but actually you and I hate to do this you actually were not because
[00:25:34] what he was trying to do if it reflected was sneaking a humble brag no no no no
[00:25:39] no he was trying to adopt your the ease if I remember you had a you missed the
[00:25:44] you didn't miss it if I remember correctly I think somebody should lose
[00:25:48] their job as a script supervisor and they get kicked back supervisor yeah
[00:25:52] back over in ice cream yeah yeah yeah that's why that even your Freudian
[00:25:57] slips you you fucking insult me from being fed yeah yeah the script
[00:26:01] scooper now the ice cream supervisor that's what I what Adam was trying to do
[00:26:06] was the thing that guys the guys that a classic thing that you we actually go
[00:26:12] back way in the podcast where it's like so much trying to be like yeah dude
[00:26:16] aren't I so gay yeah so the people know I'm not saying that I'm saying that that's
[00:26:21] what you guys I believe I believe the the entire dust-eating bug riff
[00:26:26] stemmed from you guys making fun of me for making that you guys that silken
[00:26:31] tofu and alopodos snack that I made one day I know and then I think that you
[00:26:36] being a bug all right okay anyway so we should still you know what I'm glad I
[00:26:45] said that go congratulate we've had so many revolutions we're bad it was funny
[00:26:51] and some you know someday you're gonna fucking die and people are gonna
[00:26:54] remember you as a bug that needs to us yeah that they're been well everybody
[00:27:00] by the time I'm around by the time Adam dies only the absolute gaze people on
[00:27:05] earth will remember that yeah cuz he's gonna live for I'm for a pretty long
[00:27:09] time he's gonna outlive us all I do could be like at the exactly because I live
[00:27:14] us that's yeah it'll be like at the end of saving private Ryan where an old man
[00:27:19] goes to my grave is Europe your bug it's your Jewish faggot your Jewish
[00:27:28] single tear and it's even older mom is like can I get Harry Bob I have to go to
[00:27:34] work son yeah it's like shut up mom I'm paying my respect I have to I have to
[00:27:41] visit one of the most important people in my life one of my my three only true
[00:27:47] friends that I ever do anyway so we should start the two of the unknown
[00:27:53] podcast breaks into Q's house and he says I need you to hack into this into
[00:27:58] this micro driver's like I'm busy bees and he's like I can't I my boy
[00:28:04] friends coming up in 20 minutes you know they throw it in real quick that
[00:28:08] Q's gay now you know anyway so they they're hacking the file he's back in it and
[00:28:13] they're doing James Bond style karate spy stuff and it is immediately
[00:28:18] apparent that black James Bond lady is useless damn she sucks at being a James
[00:28:24] Bond she sucks at being a double oh seven and at a certain point right before the
[00:28:29] end right before the big finale action sequence they're getting ready
[00:28:33] they're getting strapped up they're getting all their gizmos from Q stuff I
[00:28:37] have a diddle doh that goes in your acid and sucks your cock as well and she
[00:28:42] looks at James cuz I'm gay but she looks at James and she says I think we need to
[00:28:47] reinstate you double seven Wow really number and the theater literally cheered
[00:28:54] they lit up the theater literally when a mayo s colonizer came back when they
[00:28:59] recall and I is job from a black woman when they recall and I is the double oh
[00:29:04] seven from a from a from a from a black woman there was an audible cheer in the
[00:29:12] theater that's awesome from people of all races all crease and colors there was
[00:29:16] also a Chinese man drinking beer next to me who left inexplicably for the last
[00:29:20] 10 minutes the movie and I don't understand why he didn't want to see what
[00:29:24] happened but but yes I think that this was the the example of inclusivity that
[00:29:33] has shot its own penis off mm-hmm that they gave double oh say or perhaps the
[00:29:40] Albert broccoli near whatever his name is the creator of James Bond what the
[00:29:46] guy's name is Roger something you inflamming no well the guy that wrote it
[00:29:49] but the producer of all the bond movies is Al Albert broccoli one guy has done
[00:29:55] all of them the guy who's done all of them get the fuck out it's like the
[00:29:59] British version of Brian laundry yeah yeah Albert broccoli Albert broccoli
[00:30:04] not killed my girlfriend in the woods or Alberto broccoli or broccoli near some
[00:30:11] shit like okay I think that this this guy was actually potentially truly
[00:30:16] based in red pill they says they want they want a black lady double oh show
[00:30:20] them I'll I'll give him a black lady double oh seven she's bumbling around and
[00:30:25] she's gonna be way worse at at spy karate well you know it is her she just
[00:30:32] is our beautiful white man she just started mr. Daniel Craig she did just
[00:30:37] start but she had to give her job back she had to demote herself that's
[00:30:43] agency she did it herself she did herself she did it on her own I love that she
[00:30:48] literally said that is not my job they're like could you try and kill the bad
[00:30:55] guys a little better she's not my job get find somebody else not my job I don't
[00:31:00] give a fuck I'm getting paid either way but I will say some of the best action
[00:31:05] sequences in any bond one of the best openings that I've ever seen in the
[00:31:09] current and I'm not ashamed to say this the very at the end of the film they
[00:31:14] should do they should do a game cry I'm trying at the beginning instead of a
[00:31:18] girl of a gun my eyes it's an asshole that's following yeah and then he turns
[00:31:24] and he just like beats off and comes yep going down the screen yeah that
[00:31:29] would be awesome yeah there's silhouettes of naked men dancing yeah well
[00:31:35] they're yet your cockshade or penises or dodging bullets I can see right now
[00:31:42] and the and the song is sung by mr. Sir Elton John also and he's a gay guy
[00:31:50] he's a fucking gay gold penis a gay spy yeah that would be pretty good gold penis
[00:32:05] anyway oh John has a two-pay right yeah I think so they lost all his hair from
[00:32:12] you know what I know what suckin on a dick the same thing that's stuck in what
[00:32:22] nothing suckin on a dick what the fuck is that noise it's me unscrewing and
[00:32:28] re-screwing the microphone why I'm kind of antsy he's a gay suckin on a dick
[00:32:50] how many girls do you think Elton John did fuck while he was pretending to be
[00:32:57] straight from I can only tell you from personal experience probably around 80
[00:33:07] so you're saying for while you were pretending what I would imagine what a guy
[00:33:11] who has some fame and fuck a lot of women and it's running from his painful
[00:33:17] reality what would you know about running I'm talking about this guy what
[00:33:22] would you know I would know a lot hell I would know a lot you're talking to a
[00:33:26] fucking varsity high school athlete Ken Kenyon as a stop Rose how you mother
[00:33:31] fuckers are talking to the fucking starting nose tackle the Baltimore
[00:33:34] polytechnic yeah poly crackers okay you're named with a crack we were the
[00:33:39] poly crackers but it was a it was a predominant black team it was it was a
[00:33:44] parrot was our mom oh Polly want a cracker mm-hmm that's clever thank you that is
[00:33:50] clever what was that movie Polly about the parrot remember that there's a movie
[00:33:55] called Polly and it was just about a parrot that was up to stuff I don't
[00:33:59] remember that he's got a he's got a mind of his own that parrot that's now that's
[00:34:03] a good movie yeah because I always confused it with a long came Polly which
[00:34:07] was about a bitch yes about Ben still getting pussy from Jennifer Aniston yeah
[00:34:11] which I really good the genesis of the word shard yeah yes Philip Seymour
[00:34:17] awesome PSH yeah I sharded yeah Philip suck more penis than we lost him now we
[00:34:24] have to watch his son being a good I don't want to start people sons man give me
[00:34:28] your penis down with sons it was your cock miss your cock I want to suck on it
[00:34:33] come on man just let me suck it for sucking fucking oh I'm sorry I just want
[00:34:38] to suck your fucking cock his character in boogie nights is one of the funniest
[00:34:43] characters all time booger nights and it's about Adam the yeah he's nice a lot of
[00:34:49] boogers eating boogers at home yeah well everyone else so good no no having
[00:34:54] a having a Friday night it's a rise and fall story of booger eating of a guy's
[00:35:01] cock rise into your ass fall out of it it kind of that is kind of what happens
[00:35:06] the new Chappelle special everybody's up in arms and yep and so are we and you
[00:35:10] know I let me tell you some folks I can solve this in a heartbeat there's a
[00:35:15] word I could call that man you just have to ask me to do it who does who has to
[00:35:21] ask you the people I could put an end to this yeah what exactly what can you put
[00:35:31] an end with to controversy oh okay the politics politics of it all politics
[00:35:37] by saying I'm saying one specific word calling him one word one man it's like
[00:35:44] a neo get sacrificing himself to the machines yes trans people have been
[00:35:51] you know that is true I think I would send you to a flame yeah if you
[00:35:55] upload a video yourself if I went on Tucker Carlson yes and Tucker wanted to
[00:36:00] talk about people canceling Dave Chappelle mm-hmm and I just full bore hard
[00:36:05] I blasted Dave Chappelle would bring because Tucker Carlson would have to
[00:36:10] say you can't say yeah right he would bring ballast of the forest it would
[00:36:16] that would save the world it would say and I would I am willing to make that
[00:36:20] sacrifice now of course I fully understand that I would immediately
[00:36:24] become the most hated person in the universe yeah yeah but there has to be
[00:36:27] one and a part of me wants that yeah yeah can you it would be a nice exit to the
[00:36:32] show it would be a nice exit to the show but the amount of power you would
[00:36:35] wield for that one moment yeah it would be it's a spirit bomb yeah it's like I
[00:36:42] mean I imagine that would feel like how it felt for Chuck Yeager when he broke
[00:36:50] just that the sonic boom and you're wondering am I alive or dead the fucking
[00:36:56] the and her ground the world the problem is they would definitely not put there
[00:37:01] that I would bring a gun I would go into the King of comedy play the tape yeah
[00:37:11] the gun held in my own head play the tape like just kid nap tucker yeah you
[00:37:19] could rape Tucker yeah that would be a nice little fun bonus mm-hmm I'd like to
[00:37:25] see it would be funny just to see the look on his face yeah if I was on a show
[00:37:28] we're chumming it up and then I just fucking I'll be like I'll tell you what
[00:37:31] he's being doing this I'm gonna say it cuz you know he's acting like a
[00:37:37] tucker cross and just being like he would just get up and leave I mean he
[00:37:45] wouldn't even respond no Tucker would try to spin that as the attitude of the
[00:37:49] trans people on of you in reality you like this is what trans people think
[00:37:54] I don't know who knows you can't really speculate on how how he would react
[00:37:59] that you would be giving him a nice juicy gift because he understands the power
[00:38:03] that we yeah no no he could play that he could play that he could play that
[00:38:09] you do kind of look like it's F2M yeah it's a little mustache you know I'm
[00:38:18] happy to see most passionate back you did you couldn't show musculature stop
[00:38:24] stop showing stop describing my face my facial air choices are secrets I think
[00:38:31] of good alright we won't describe how there's been a layer of come across it
[00:38:36] the whole time yes that's why you had to shame cinnabon and you're jealous it's
[00:38:40] frosting from cinnabon and I just you walked in here and your your
[00:38:44] countenance no I had a chocolate croissant you said you went to cinnabon
[00:38:50] but I wanted to go to see but that was my idea not even bad you know we didn't
[00:38:57] go together I'm just mad you went I wanted to go I wanted to go to car
[00:39:03] restaurant yeah but I want I like restaurants that's my thing Benny's
[00:39:11] like my day I got some mozzarella sticks from the bill day good the other
[00:39:15] night I couldn't even eat him why they were just they look disgusting yeah I
[00:39:20] got him home open the 10 said what am I doing what am I what am I trying to
[00:39:25] what life am I pretending to live here and I threw him right in the trash Wow
[00:39:29] yeah that's fucked up yeah I know Benny suck my car there's not enough winter
[00:39:35] fruits that's well there's not you know it's not a good time for pro you know you
[00:39:40] know what my favorite winter fruits are oranges you guys wearing fucking little
[00:39:45] coats and jackens you guys in parkas those are my favorite winter fruits and
[00:39:54] the ice climbers and oranges stop what would you do for a clon type bar okay
[00:40:02] you know one fifty eight or whatever the fuck they cost such as the exact dollar
[00:40:09] amount of time no I'm not a few include tax that's just Adam not being able to
[00:40:14] not say Doris Parker who the fuck is that bitch Adams Adam oh from the Algonquin
[00:40:21] round you could we could have gotten fuck sorry it was perfect sorry I'm
[00:40:26] saying who is that bitch and then he was about to be you're right I'm sorry who
[00:40:32] is it but who is she though for a subscriber some bitch what did she do
[00:40:36] she was the host of the view she was one of the host the Dorothy Parker was she
[00:40:44] in the parkers mm-hmm we see the third markers I like that show yeah she
[00:40:50] changed her name later to Monique the daughter in the parkers sometimes she
[00:40:55] looked hot as shit sometimes she looked bad it was you you would turn on you
[00:40:59] would turn on fucking you piano you didn't know if you were about to beat
[00:41:02] offer I didn't like that the parkers was boring that's pretty good I wasn't
[00:41:07] Mr. Ogle v you know I'm saying that guy was good but yeah her daughter I would
[00:41:17] have the parker didn't like him was that other show that was like one-on-one
[00:41:21] remember that one-on-one with the father and the like daughter yeah that's just
[00:41:29] that show sock to that was not that good yeah yeah that was at the end of the
[00:41:33] run we've talked about it before but I was a huge girlfriend's fan girlfriends
[00:41:37] is a good show you know who who basically wrote every episode of that show who
[00:41:42] Kelsey grammar shut the fuck up yeah oh yeah he was he was he did produce it
[00:41:47] producer I think he created it too I'll fucking love Kelsey grammar dude yeah
[00:41:51] Dorothy Park was in his eye this is always what I wanted Fraser to be I wanted
[00:41:56] Fraser to get black pussy I want to let me do it I wrote in every every season I
[00:42:07] requested for a phrase to get black pussy but it was always skinny white
[00:42:11] bitches dude I would like I would love it a Fraser fucked anyone on the fucking
[00:42:18] what's that guy's name is it's Blazer Ramone or razor razor razor Ramone
[00:42:24] was no not right now Blazer Ramone is his Twitter what's the name of the
[00:42:28] Ramon Revis Ramone Revis yeah I cannot remember his name for the fucking life
[00:42:33] you call him Blazer I keep thinking I want for years it's a cool handle for
[00:42:37] years I think I keep thinking oh that guy's name is razor shout out to him I
[00:42:41] was just in Cleveland no way that's possible razor Ramone would be a sick
[00:42:45] name you know Blazer very sick should I name my son razor how kids that'd be sick
[00:42:50] should I have a son yeah we should name violence you should name him Ramone
[00:42:55] Revis how he has to help me remember that guy's name
[00:43:04] what are you gonna name your son Adam your first born my son Kobe being
[00:43:10] free love you know we be in Freeland man that's good in honor of yeah in honor
[00:43:16] of the legend himself the late great Kobe who got away with it
[00:43:23] that's that's the legacy my first daughter my first daughter a rental James
[00:43:29] Freeland or in the Lena or in the Lena's rent all James Freeland
[00:43:36] or in thought is good then what is that is that biblical no no we're like a little
[00:43:40] black or in thought just an old black guy yeah but where's it from I think
[00:43:44] that's the one an or in thought just spawned wearing a full checkered
[00:43:49] leisure she leisure suit one time and one of those floppy little hats damn I
[00:43:54] want to rewatch that documentary it's fucking awesome his friend that he
[00:43:57] grew up with us that's just all I did dude how about always thank I didn't
[00:44:01] know when that he walked in on his dad being gay like no one that I had never
[00:44:06] I had never heard that of OJ's dad being gay in the hood and it's like that had
[00:44:11] to have fucked oh yeah broke his heart yeah but just like being known as the
[00:44:15] guy whose dad was gay and like the hood in the what how old is he the 50s
[00:44:19] Wendy grow up something like that had to be yeah I'm getting from what I know
[00:44:23] about those times and that particular demographic group I don't think the
[00:44:29] people were chill with that yeah he wasn't making an album called Monteiro
[00:44:33] he wasn't he wasn't being celebrated at the VM no certainly not yeah he wasn't
[00:44:41] yeah who the hell is this and I think we can agree gay people call it actually
[00:44:47] killed Nicole Simpson I think because they started well I want somebody wearing
[00:44:51] gloves that's true that is a gay thing yeah and they were gloves that went past
[00:44:56] the elbow yeah really it would be fun long road yeah oh yeah white smoking gloves
[00:45:03] it's like a thriller or something and like orenthal is actually innocent and
[00:45:07] one of those like low-res side Carmen San Diego black eyes is a real killer
[00:45:12] yeah dark wing dark ass brush heads I'm gonna blame it on you we are we're gonna
[00:45:20] blame this on OJ because you read it at your father because you made your father
[00:45:25] everybody knew you were your father was gay we could have had our freedom years
[00:45:29] ago but you had to read out your father orenthal is a boy's name is related to
[00:45:33] the Hebrew Irish and Gaelic name oran the meaning of orenthal is pine tree
[00:45:39] was you know what that name means to me 2000 yards of season that's what it means
[00:45:46] to me there was a steep hell of a back that was a steep drop off in a name your
[00:45:54] kid orenthal but you know it was before you'd think it was in like 1980 yeah
[00:46:00] there's a bunch of people named Adolf like prior to you know there are a bunch
[00:46:06] of Jews named Adolf all things considered it's not it's a pretty good name
[00:46:10] mmm-hmm dolf one of the first NBA players was the Jewish guy named dolf
[00:46:16] Shay's yep Adolf Shay's and now I believe young
[00:46:22] dolf is named his name is Adolf that's his real name I think so the rapper I
[00:46:27] thought his full name was dolphin no I believe it's Adolf it's dolf it's sort of
[00:46:37] a weird name yeah Adolf Robert Thornton junior what was this fucking guys name
[00:46:44] this guy was born 1985 he swam named him Adolf respect well she was a cracker
[00:46:52] also yeah he raps about being a crack baby so that's a pretty crackhead thing
[00:46:58] to do she probably just she probably heard it in history class and forgot where
[00:47:03] she heard the name was like that's a good name that's a bad name hey don't let me
[00:47:10] smoke a little crack and think about what I'm gonna name my son hmm yeah it's
[00:47:15] either this or Benito Benito doesn't have any of the Benito's a great but
[00:47:21] dude honestly ain't often Benito what was the fucking Japanese guys named you
[00:47:24] know you here a hito yeah Emperor here a hito yeah yeah I saw this good as
[00:47:32] Benito or Adolf Benito's the best one we can agree Japanese World War II I think
[00:47:41] that's right I think it's your hero but is that his first name or his last name
[00:47:44] I think it's last yeah I don't know if they had first names they just didn't
[00:47:49] have it no yeah after the bombs they started having first names yeah so when
[00:47:54] we knocked some sense into that they copied our culture yeah they got really
[00:47:58] into American culture and per I'm part yeah you're right his name was
[00:48:03] literally just here he does yeah it's pretty cool oh but the the Prime Minister
[00:48:09] was Fumi Maro Kanhoye there's a lot of motherfuckers nobody you key me too
[00:48:16] masa me too masa's good Hideki that's a fucking very all the kid when you play
[00:48:21] video game in the video game and in the credits roll and all the Japanese names
[00:48:25] would be like fuck you shitty cock up yeah it'd be like the you see Giro Umezu
[00:48:30] you'd be like what the fuck is going on in this country they're named is like
[00:48:33] bitch fucker your suck up in a suck up how the hell do they know so much about
[00:48:38] Street Fighter and Street fighting what's up cat Wow you got the cat on Mike
[00:48:48] yeah she's per she always for me now Benito's a fucking sick name Benito is a
[00:48:56] sick I Benito you just suck my penis okay yeah I'm I'm Ben I'm Benito I'm Benito
[00:49:03] you just suck my penis Benita beneath that I'm a but I'm Benito you just
[00:49:09] suck my pants folks what do you think about that why do you try that one on
[00:49:13] for size yeah tell you that till that's your parents the folks at home the
[00:49:18] Greek the Greek leader that was in charge of Greece during the time his last
[00:49:23] name was metexas and they made a fucking me success with me sucks me sucks
[00:49:28] been us no so I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
[00:49:32] sorry you're real name that's not my real name yeah your family had to change
[00:49:37] it after the war no my name is how kids becoming fat off penis sucking we talked
[00:49:42] to where's no way you can do that we talked to one local man how yeah through
[00:49:48] over the phone this is how we spoke to fuck hold on I had something to say oh
[00:49:55] actually you know how kids might not actually be my family's real name yeah
[00:50:00] that my my great great great grandfather I don't know my fucking dad
[00:50:05] side with some guy that got in trouble because he either had a gambling dad or
[00:50:10] he fucked some guy's wife and so he fled the island he was from it's called
[00:50:14] Garpathos and he Halchis was the most common name from that island so he
[00:50:21] changed his name to the most common name so that no one could find him because
[00:50:25] in like 1910 rich history is just gone back
[00:50:28] piece of shit I am relatives and then I found out on my grandmother on my
[00:50:34] paternal grandmother side that we had there was a guy who came to America in
[00:50:39] like the fucking around the same time around like the 1920s and was a bounty
[00:50:45] hunter yeah and his brother was this guy clean Anthony Cleanthes lieros and he
[00:50:53] was like one of the fucking founders of chiropracty it's fucking weird chiropractor
[00:51:01] shit like was there a athlete named clean Anthony it's pretty funny that old
[00:51:06] Greek names and like Greek people and black people do share a lot of similar
[00:51:10] names you know I grew up with a lot of Demetrius's you know and then this guy's
[00:51:17] name Cleanthe is literally just his name is Cleanthe
[00:51:21] it's such a funny Cleanthe near earlier there's definitely it's a good it's a good
[00:51:25] name anyway yeah we got bounty hunter a guy who fucking was wellching on his
[00:51:32] debts or fucked somebody's wife and then a chiropractor which is fake chiropracting
[00:51:38] he's not real yeah but yeah dude I found a little bit of a nice bounty
[00:51:43] hunting this is pretending to be a police officer yeah chiropractors
[00:51:46] pretending to be a doctor yeah they're both fake job that's so that's what's in
[00:51:50] my fucking blood yeah yeah but the bounty hunter was written or he was like a
[00:51:54] gambler or something what are you pretending to be straight having hair
[00:51:58] I have hair you know I can't I'm no good but jokes so that's fine dude you know
[00:52:08] why this one's I'm I'm I'm that's fine we got eight more minutes till I get to
[00:52:12] have a sandwich I'm marking a zero on the board for myself today which is a
[00:52:17] okay you're bringing the class we can I say this we had a good if it's like when
[00:52:22] you if it had recorded we honestly were firing on all cylinders on the
[00:52:25] first 20 minutes we're really funny I'm honestly I'm a little worried about
[00:52:29] having to hit that overdub button because I'm not really sure what it does really
[00:52:33] hope we don't miss it you know if we miss there's no episode it's not
[00:52:36] happening yeah I'm gonna know change I'm going to edit together three
[00:52:40] sections from old premium episodes and upload it and that's awesome you just
[00:52:46] start doing that and we'll see what happens yeah and then the only people
[00:52:49] that'll notice they're gonna be the most annoying people in the world anyways
[00:52:52] and yeah that'd be fine that'd be fine yeah you know we should start doing is
[00:52:58] just start uploading them from the beginning again why don't we just not
[00:53:03] that's it is we don't quit we just don't stop the patreon we just started number
[00:53:07] one because honestly you think about it this show this show not only as funny
[00:53:11] but certainly as much work as Seinfeld was definitely as much we've done the
[00:53:16] same amount of episodes and Jerry Seinfeld is loaded off mainly like fucking
[00:53:21] residual why the fuck don't we get residuals yeah we should sell this into
[00:53:24] syndication yeah this should be on fucking UPN I don't I don't you guys
[00:53:29] know what we need to do is we need to quit through the show yes but say if
[00:53:37] you guys stop paying the patreon we'll take all the episodes off iTunes yes and
[00:53:43] then do hit DMCA strikes on all of you do but be like we will do we will fucking
[00:53:50] delete the show from history oh well I'm gonna wipe I'm gonna be wiped from the
[00:53:54] annals of Italy transfer ownership over to the Holocaust museum
[00:54:01] and let's not donate that play out with all the copyright violation going on oh
[00:54:06] the kind of field day it's a Trojan horse and you know over at the Holocaust
[00:54:11] museum they do not have any lawyers working over there
[00:54:16] fuck dude what kind of sandwich should I get the go on special to why I think it's
[00:54:23] your why you want maybe I'll get you to regular blaze in Turkey something like
[00:54:29] you know deli sandwich I'm feeling deli sandwich you want to walk over
[00:54:34] Rocco's go a little such pizza I'll walk with you I don't know I'm more in the
[00:54:38] sandwich zone Rocco's has really good pizza though this maybe I have a pizza
[00:54:42] appetizer and a fucking I'm feeling to watch the new doing movie while we do
[00:54:49] the regular I'd like to watch something briefly in between up I don't have time
[00:54:55] for today you don't know I gotta go do basketball I don't have to do but I
[00:54:59] also don't want to hang out with you Nick bailed on me this week I did not
[00:55:06] bad we made up bail done I had you to come over watch fully intended to the
[00:55:11] plan was made at like 745 and I was stoked to go but their game started
[00:55:15] would start up with a 40 yeah some bullshit times the west coast start and
[00:55:20] then at 920 I think I've watched game one of the Dodgers looking at opera
[00:55:25] capes on my phone yeah I think about started like wearing full evening where
[00:55:35] you should yeah to walk around the park at night just donning my cat do you think
[00:55:41] that I would get canceled for that just raising a top hat at women I don't
[00:55:46] think so that's like stop doing that and I just slowly keep mad I just keep I
[00:55:51] don't say anything I just slowly keep lifting my head at women on the street
[00:55:55] isn't that how I'm following them for blocks on the following is where you
[00:55:58] started just like fucking Gary Oldman is Dracula what you should do is you
[00:56:08] should get a carriage and horses and be the only horse drawn carriage guy and
[00:56:13] in the but also Robert Von King and also cat calling women from it just
[00:56:17] like yeah clock clock clock be excuse me good go yeah yeah yeah yeah trick and
[00:56:34] the horses take off bitch do they still have the horse drawn carriage guys oh
[00:56:42] yeah oh yeah they still gone what do you think that's such a weird part of New
[00:56:45] York politics is having an opinion on the fucking carriages the horses people
[00:56:49] anti-horse drawn carat but like the mayor has to have an opinion on that shit but
[00:56:53] yeah that's like a contentious issue but we have horse I do feel bad for the
[00:56:57] horses man it's not a nice life for those fuckers on a farm come on they got
[00:57:02] their feet on the cobblestone where do they sleep they bring them up state to
[00:57:06] go to sleep no they take them to fucking some of them are in a they don't sleep
[00:57:10] they just sort of time out they all some of them are in fucking where's the gay
[00:57:14] neighborhood Chelsea up for those kitchens it's a bunch of them in
[00:57:19] Hell's Kitchen have stables and I'm not even kidding I've seen them to take them
[00:57:23] from fucking Hell's Kitchen to the park yeah really yeah it's just you're you're
[00:57:28] walking out of the club I'm coming out of the Youtel where I'm having
[00:57:36] anonymous gay sex the fro Youtel I would love to go to a frozen yogurt
[00:57:43] hotel dude I got a little machine in your fucking I kind of want to go do one of
[00:57:47] those like Halloween amusement park does Hershey Park do that and I wouldn't
[00:57:51] ride any of the rides I just get a big ass you know fuck and not very farm
[00:57:58] that not scary I've had a craving for like a big novelty piece of candy is
[00:58:04] there some in Hershey's California is right around the corner my friend we
[00:58:07] are taking a retreat around Halloween we are we'll be there during Halloween
[00:58:11] folks if you thought this episode is bad get ready for we're doing come down
[00:58:16] retreat the second come town retreat get ready for a retreat get the
[00:58:20] corporate retreat get ready for pork shoulder get ready for settlers of
[00:58:23] cotan get ready for us doing cocaine we're playing all the hits folks one of
[00:58:30] the funniest emails I ever got was just some guy mad that we recorded five
[00:58:33] episodes in one day yeah and he put it together on like the fifth week we
[00:58:40] got to do that again I know how dare you it would be so funny to just do like
[00:58:45] eight in one day and just like nothing to talk about yeah I don't like the
[00:58:53] people that get it in their head that they think that this should be or if
[00:58:56] there's like some responsibility for this to be hard work or even work yeah in
[00:59:01] the slightest right mm-hmm right no there's standards and podcast yeah I
[00:59:06] don't understand like this show is fucking bad and stupid and it's always
[00:59:10] been we hate it we've never really wanted to do it and we never will yeah
[00:59:16] and we're going to make it shitty until you stop listening and that's the goal
[00:59:22] and it you never do it's be mad at yourselves this could be over at it the
[00:59:27] drop of a you're like why don't you stop while the show is good it's like no I'd
[00:59:31] rather waste your time and money more importantly yeah learn how to code yeah
[00:59:38] get it and show use it be good but you can't stop listen learn how to play piano
[00:59:42] we're trying to teach you a lesson man once you stop you'll be free you'll be
[00:59:47] free we won't we'll we're here we're trapped here we're trying to in fact we're
[00:59:51] trying to say we're trying to send you off on your way until the show literally
[00:59:55] makes less money than having a retail job would yeah because it's that's real
[01:00:00] listen those are the options they like the show ends maybe gave it maybe like
[01:00:03] 18 months of being able to coast I would have to start doing stand up again
[01:00:07] because you leave the money on the table right but the the how much like the
[01:00:12] road dates are backed up by people hearing them on the show mm-hmm that would
[01:00:18] dwindle you mean you need to get rid of this one would be able to promote the
[01:00:21] road days you get rid of this show stand up it would take two years before you're
[01:00:25] seeing audiences that are like fucking like pathetic like 25 people right
[01:00:30] that's it and then after that ends it's like I have never put a resume together
[01:00:36] oh I have a 15 year gap of an employment yeah when this when this
[01:00:42] fucking the when the gravy train ends yeah and I would just I would just make
[01:00:47] something up there I'll never be able to work in television again
[01:00:51] I'm starting the fucking surf and turf restaurant in Baltimore dude yeah I
[01:00:58] already got my house in Greek town you'll have your booth in the corner I buy
[01:01:03] booth around you'll go around a different I'm going to grease I'm gonna find a
[01:01:07] bitch fresh off the boat and marry her dude it's gonna scam people yeah I'm
[01:01:13] just gonna be charging people four thousand dollars for the come town
[01:01:16] experience how to do cryptocurrency arbitrage no what you're gonna do is
[01:01:20] you're gonna be like you're gonna let you're gonna you're gonna be like Mark
[01:01:23] Wohlberg at the end of boogie nights where it's like you pay people to call
[01:01:28] you a bug are they pay you to call you a bug I'm gonna whip out my tiny penis
[01:01:35] in the mirror and I'm gonna say I'm a star I'm a big shining star and I and I
[01:01:42] you know you're gonna do you're gonna start a podcast called the come down
[01:01:45] relistens and this is actually I was the genius hold on a second time out yeah
[01:01:53] that's the secret no what I'm gonna be doing stop for real yeah we start
[01:01:57] relistening to the episodes and commenting actually you would be ideal
[01:02:01] clip shows is we reduce directors come in reduce Adam's pay mm-hmm we hire some
[01:02:07] other people you know me and you quit the show right we got a black woman and a
[01:02:12] Jewish girl or whatever right and I'm still in the show Adam gets some like
[01:02:16] five grand a month to continue doing the show it's a healthy living they get
[01:02:20] paid minimum wage yeah whatever they get paid and then we split the rest of
[01:02:24] the money yep and you have 50 50 love that I think that's fair that's fair to
[01:02:30] manage the business I'll still you know to handle the advertising contract right
[01:02:34] right I just need to earn you know I just need to keep money on the street I
[01:02:38] need to keep burning and and then we retire and love it yeah I'm dude I'm not
[01:02:44] even joking we just start that's what we should do on the fucking at the
[01:02:48] retreat just start listening to random episodes throughout the years and
[01:02:51] commenting on them listen guys I have two memoirs penned already that will be