Cum Town | Premium | 10/31/2021
[00:00:00] check check check check check out my penis
[00:00:05] why don't you pokemons suck on my pussy
[00:00:10] pokemon fuck my ass why don't what we need to do is get people to poke him on my
[00:00:19] i hope i hope bill clinton was last time you think she saw bill clinton's penis
[00:00:22] he probably said you take a look at this
[00:00:27] the shit that's inside of a glow stick yeah dude
[00:00:30] she's like have you been cheating again he's like
[00:00:32] kind uh whoopsie uh let's just agree to disagree
[00:00:40] it depends on what your definition of the word pussy i was laughing in the day by
[00:00:44] the way people say guilty is charged but to do it with like an actual crime
[00:00:49] yeah like the detective like being like yeah we found
[00:00:51] 34 gigs of child pornography on your computer
[00:00:54] like guilty as charged well boys no reason to prolong the matter you've
[00:01:01] got me red-handed just in court um you they count six counts of sexual
[00:01:08] assault of a minor how do you plead guilty as charged
[00:01:16] okay well you'll be going to jail for life
[00:01:19] probably raped mercilessly the whole time you're in there
[00:01:26] yeah my client has a disease where you can only speak in idioms
[00:01:35] glass house that's another one of those
[00:01:38] that guy that guy sounds like an asshole but also a pretty cool guy
[00:01:41] disabear shit in the woods that's a child have sex with itself
[00:01:47] the bear shouldn't be if a child gets fucked in the
[00:01:50] woods and no one hears him it's sort of a buddha did he get fucked in the ass
[00:01:55] Confucius that's true i don't know the answer to that and i think the answer
[00:02:00] and then the the other lawyers like yes he does
[00:02:03] they're like well you got me there i guess i'm
[00:02:06] again guilty that's really all that's all i had written down
[00:02:09] so i think that's my defense i think that's my time thank you
[00:02:15] give it up for your host ladies and gentlemen
[00:02:18] what else is going on fuck dude i don't know i would also like to say
[00:02:22] before we really get cooking here i would like to i've had a lot of people
[00:02:25] on the road a lot of people on the internet telling me
[00:02:28] what they say adam was wrong about the breakfast sandwich
[00:02:32] okay but i want us i want to bury the hatchet once and for all
[00:02:35] we are not enemies me and adam speaking of burying the hatchet
[00:02:45] i know he did not can't run again the guy who wrote hatchet
[00:02:49] that gary paulson yeah oh i like that gary shandling died like two years ago
[00:02:55] it was gary paulson or gary i forget his name but yeah i even
[00:02:58] everybody reads those books yeah yeah this is the books for boys
[00:03:01] they're books for stupid boys which is they're books for the boys because it's
[00:03:04] like oh this one's about a weapon i know what books i read as a boy
[00:03:08] super fudge i used to read all the fudge
[00:03:11] i can imagine stopping disappointing i was just off i used to read all the
[00:03:15] fudge he's like what do they invent the fudge
[00:03:17] when do i get i think i said this before but i read all the fudges
[00:03:21] and then i and then i checked out are you there god it's me margaret yeah
[00:03:25] and then my mom took me to the library to yell at them about making
[00:03:29] right about me reading a theory about pussy yeah
[00:03:32] my son is gay he's i don't want him to ever know what that is
[00:03:37] i don't want him to ever find out it's a secret
[00:03:46] yeah gary paulson he died gary paul i mean he died i saw the headline and i
[00:03:50] said oh so we're burying the hatchet guilty is
[00:03:53] showing that's good that's really good stuff
[00:03:58] let me please finish my declaration oh yeah continue because i feel like because
[00:04:01] adam i would like to say for a second i thought he made another crucial
[00:04:06] breakfast sandwich faux pas because he came in with a
[00:04:10] a sandwich and i thought well he didn't even ask now
[00:04:14] now is yeah but he offered me the sandwich
[00:04:18] it was delicious bacon egg and cheese and as far as i'm concerned folks any
[00:04:23] vitriol you have for my friend adam it's squashed it's completely squashed
[00:04:27] and you should forget about it it feels good to have a my record
[00:04:31] expunged it's expunged yeah it's like it never happened it's like i
[00:04:34] it's like i killed someone as a child and then i turned 18
[00:04:38] which by the way you know the um fuck what was his name
[00:04:42] uh he like ran nikey and he was here and then he was the gm of the blazers for
[00:04:46] a while filled night no no no dude this guy is a
[00:04:51] crazy story by howard beck of uh on sports illustrated this guy one of the
[00:04:56] most powerful mba like you know he like he created the
[00:05:00] jordan brand with jordan and then he like went on to run the blazers
[00:05:04] he like killed a guy as a teenager went to fucking jail for like 30 years
[00:05:09] went to like business school in they're not 30 years like a long time
[00:05:12] went to college went to like business school in jail
[00:05:16] came out and like just was like a brilliant guy
[00:05:20] then he was hiding the fact that he had killed a guy forever and he's like
[00:05:23] coming out publicly and telling everybody like yeah
[00:05:26] i but as a youth as a youth that's like uh as like a troubled
[00:05:30] kid he was just like you know drunk as shit he was like 14 or something
[00:05:33] just shot a guy from a rival gang and then he just completed and now he's
[00:05:37] like dedicated his life to like you know cleaning up his street yeah yeah
[00:05:42] but it not in a bill Cosby pull up your pants way in a cool
[00:05:46] in a cool i invented jordan's that is honestly kids will listen
[00:05:51] kids will respect a guy that invented jordan's and
[00:05:53] murdered somebody yeah that's why there's a little teardrop whenever
[00:05:59] on every pair but no that's fucking wild dude that guy just like that's crazy
[00:06:04] yeah i remember there was a guy on cnn that it came out that he killed
[00:06:09] someone and he no it was uh did he shrick sanchez
[00:06:13] do you remember that guy rick sanchez was it rick sanchez larry miller's the guy
[00:06:16] where's rick sanchez the guy from rick and morty rick and morty
[00:06:20] i'd love to have a show on fox something sanchez where my goal is to be even
[00:06:24] more trolley and derisive than tucker carlson and just
[00:06:28] that being like breaking news don lemon is a homosexual
[00:06:33] research indicates that don lemon is kissing and holding hands with guys
[00:06:38] just a picture of the back of the picture of don lemon on vacation he's holding
[00:06:44] hands with guys and kissing them calling them boyfriend and sweetie
[00:06:48] sometimes lining his asshole up with theirs and making his asshole kiss
[00:06:53] with heirs with theirs oh with theirs sort of an asshole
[00:06:57] asshole i thought it was like his asshole was put on his asshole
[00:07:00] how to air his engraises yeah he had a fancy asshole he probably does you know
[00:07:05] what and it would work because it would it's indefensible
[00:07:10] right and then but then also it probably bothers cnn also that's true so you get
[00:07:16] you kind of you kind of cast a wide man the best of both worlds you kind of
[00:07:19] just you make things worse for everybody well which is what you see it in already
[00:07:23] did that because they start or at and t their parent company started
[00:07:27] oan which is the even more yeah the even more fock so fucking
[00:07:33] yeah it's the same company that's so the same
[00:07:36] i've never seen an o and n is that clip of that guy that looks like he's like a
[00:07:40] fucking manager of like the used car that guy rocks
[00:07:44] that guy have you seen his twitter dude dare come on my fucking show and take
[00:07:47] Donald trump is responsible for anything every seen every seen his twitter
[00:07:51] and what his name is names like he's this screaming guy glunt slave law
[00:07:56] dude i gotta find his twitter it's crazy yeah yeah so i'm like one of those weird
[00:08:00] like texas two tonic names that's awesome yeah it's like leaf
[00:08:09] yeah i have not seen much of oh i see i just see the clips the clips are like
[00:08:16] a twitch stream like the fucking the like production values pretty bad on that
[00:08:21] it's pretty low network but it's the same i guess it's the same
[00:08:25] company of cnn that's awesome so they're really trying to cover all their
[00:08:28] bases yeah so don lemme is a colleague of theirs
[00:08:31] mhm looks good god i wish i i fucking remember his name someone
[00:08:36] show me his twitter the other day it's hilarious yeah
[00:08:39] he's like cuz yeah he had everything he writes is in that tone but like
[00:08:43] he had some like he had some veteran on who was like
[00:08:46] complaining about i don't know like like doing some like both sides he
[00:08:50] thing it was like a pretty book moderate take oh about about uh
[00:08:54] afghanistan i saw yeah about afghanistan and he's fucking he's like
[00:08:58] how dare you say he's like screaming at the guy for blaming literally anything
[00:09:07] he's like also thank you for his service because he's yeah
[00:09:10] of course thank you for his service fucking say you service you're fucking
[00:09:14] your gay yeah coming up the guilty is charged guy
[00:09:20] you've got a show yeah there so they're saying looking at child pornography is
[00:09:29] uh we're sorry are you the one looking at it or are you just kind of
[00:09:33] dealing with it as a societal issue i'll say this
[00:09:36] guilty as charged okay oh no sorry this guy's not an oh and he's on news max
[00:09:42] who i don't know it's the same thing it's like the same i think it's the same
[00:09:46] thing it's maximum news oh that makes sense it's much news
[00:09:52] that is an awesome name yeah oh grant shit feels
[00:09:56] christian no no stench stench fell yeah it's like a
[00:10:02] evil substitute teacher grants tinch or mrs stench fell
[00:10:08] and there will be no recess today i'm taking away recess until you suck the
[00:10:15] president's ditch yeah it's like from a kid's book about a bad
[00:10:19] bad teacher i'm mrs stenchfield and if you blame
[00:10:23] afghanistan or mr trump oh yeah i'll show you my rotten
[00:10:31] ill dude my old it's made out of out of fingernails and cobwebs
[00:10:36] oh man at all unevenly's pussy's price so heinous gross old cobweb fingernail
[00:10:42] and and the adhesive you find on the bottom of the
[00:10:45] lip surprise browning yeah the edges you know when you touch a part of fauna
[00:10:50] chaganat's supposed to touch and there's a weird smell
[00:10:54] some old older paltry chemicals probably looks like if you put like lunch
[00:10:58] meat in the fridge without a wrapper on how it just kind of dries out
[00:11:01] you know that shit now moving on that's probably what a
[00:11:05] pussy looks like a retrospective on gary paulson's life
[00:11:10] by me stenchfield yeah stenchfield sounds like
[00:11:15] evil mrs doubt fire yeah this show is just called stenchfield
[00:11:24] oh this guy was probably this guy was probably like as a kid they were like
[00:11:28] hey stink stink fag yeah and he got pissed and he got pissed and he was like
[00:11:33] i'm gonna lift weights and love the constitution
[00:11:36] love the constitution is truly one of the gayest things you can do yeah
[00:11:40] actually i'm probably wrong this guy's probably a rich family and a god
[00:11:50] do they love they love 1776 because just knowing the exact year of something
[00:11:56] it's like there's some implication that they have an understanding of history
[00:12:02] oh man everyone at the tea party was fucking gay yeah
[00:12:08] all that good-ass tea you know how much fucking sweet tea they just fucking
[00:12:13] wasted they threw in the harbor you think they threw scones in there with the
[00:12:17] tea that would have been a real piece that would be
[00:12:20] that would have pissed me off not food if they also threw if they threw like
[00:12:26] so little cookie dip into some tea by the way here's a move i've been doing on
[00:12:30] all these delta flights thank you everybody's coming out
[00:12:32] to see me on the road uh here's the thing if they're gonna
[00:12:36] mandate the vaccines on the airlines then they also need to mandate the
[00:12:40] fucking stroop waffles that delta only has on select flights
[00:12:43] exactly that would be great but yeah but i go ahead vaccines mandatory
[00:12:48] you're bringing stroop waffles you know mrs fields cookies yep
[00:12:51] the peak and finally nick we have some middle ground on the issue we have plenty
[00:12:55] of middle ground on the airlines and that's true delta is a great
[00:12:59] airline um tells the best jeff blue jeff lou's best this is jeff
[00:13:04] the podcast they don't know it's a deltify this is
[00:13:06] deltify please they're both these give me gold medallion i'm so close to gold
[00:13:09] medallion i want i took uh south west the other day it was
[00:13:12] like fucking mega bus yeah they don't have seats like a
[00:13:15] bus this guy you have to fight for your seat yeah it's ridiculous
[00:13:18] no here's a great move though the biscoff dipped into some tea
[00:13:26] now you know you and mrs stinchfield have something in common over time
[00:13:31] the the um novelty of the biscoff fades and if you you see it's false
[00:13:38] it's like a marriage right yeah it's at first you're like wow it can't be great
[00:13:42] forever it's so hot but eventually you realize
[00:13:45] you know and then she sees you she gets annoyed at you all this kind of stuff
[00:13:50] now it's a little dry it's at once you put a little fucking
[00:13:56] once you put a little fucking hot tea in that bitch it's awesome i just want
[00:14:00] to queue that up yeah so that's yeah i do i do with a coffee because i'm a
[00:14:04] little bit more of a you know me and adam about town business me and adam are
[00:14:07] more continental than you saw the new what are you talking about
[00:14:10] we're brilliant he is so much then you would be drinking tea with milk coffee
[00:14:14] coffee with british people don't even know what coffee is they drink coffee in
[00:14:18] cigars they've never had coffee in the fucking
[00:14:20] book and coffee that's why they have coffee every
[00:14:22] two hours we have to get the same cat pat we got a fucking they got a french
[00:14:26] press hog yeah they carry a nice pair of
[00:14:30] and every single one of their fucking top half
[00:14:32] top half's are really fun that was like a period in history where they're like
[00:14:34] well we don't know what oh the cat just took your bacon and cheese
[00:14:37] i ate it already she's all right well she needs to be hit so she doesn't
[00:14:40] where she go oh look discipline your animal
[00:14:52] oh that's the cat what are you looking at
[00:14:57] do you bring people eat coffee for real do they drink no they they drink tea
[00:15:01] but do they ever that's why they well i mean sometimes probably but they
[00:15:04] don't know that's why they fucked india's ass is because they love tea so much
[00:15:07] when did they start loving tea it's not that good
[00:15:10] um well they drank pee forever yeah they started with pee you know like
[00:15:14] it's not pee but it's also with a tea dude i'm gonna look this up when was the
[00:15:20] first cup of tea drank in england um that's a good
[00:15:24] good i can't taste the difference between coffee and tea to be honest with
[00:15:28] you really yeah your tongue is is so scalded
[00:15:32] yeah from from years of not being patient enough of pizza
[00:15:37] i'm still doing that yeah me too it fucking 33 it just bubbles all over the
[00:15:42] roots my mouth and people are like you i'm like no
[00:15:45] it's believing nothing okay so the 16 they were having coffee apparently
[00:15:50] before tea what the hell it first arrived in
[00:15:54] britain the 1650s really was served as a novelty in london's
[00:15:59] coffee houses yeah wow what the fucking hell
[00:16:02] wow nick by by a nose well i have my nose
[00:16:08] had him lying me by a nose had him lying nose
[00:16:12] by a nose it's a serious crisis we have a shortage of real
[00:16:16] men in this nation too many people lack the courage to stand up and protect
[00:16:21] i want to go on his show and challenge him to a dick measuring contest
[00:16:26] i uh we'll see who was around them my good buddy always points out
[00:16:31] the definition of a man is someone who makes everyone around them just a
[00:16:36] little bit safer so look what happened on the back
[00:16:39] what we need is guys around me holding my eyes
[00:16:43] caressing the back of my neck and kissing me softly my dad always made me feel
[00:16:47] safe joe biden is not that man joe biden you can't even see his dick print we
[00:16:52] need strong daddies preferably strong dom daddies to keep us safe
[00:16:57] tell us what to do it welcome to stinchfield's hole
[00:17:03] protect my mouth protect this hole mr president
[00:17:09] train over the weekend a deranged sexual predator
[00:17:13] raped a woman the passengers stood by and watched
[00:17:17] yeah that sounds like that guy is an alphabet yeah
[00:17:20] but we have we have a real man i think i would think a rape a woman in broad
[00:17:24] daylight on a train and no one says anything look at around the train and say
[00:17:28] do something he's like i'm keeping you all safe this is my reward go ahead
[00:17:33] i get pussy for keeping everyone safe there's a lot of people in my opinion
[00:17:36] that should have intervened somebody should have done something
[00:17:39] it speaks to where we are in society i mean who would allow something like
[00:17:42] that to take place so it's troubling where was the
[00:17:46] troubling to say the least fillies aren't released in
[00:17:49] his valence video that captures not just the attack
[00:17:52] but witnesses standing by and watching the assault went on for eight minutes
[00:17:58] leaving the victim unconscious eight edits
[00:18:01] that's like his fucking his gut the rapist got his his phone out and put on
[00:18:05] rappers delight while doing it he pulled down his pants which were
[00:18:10] already at his knees and he put on the song rapper i don't want to say the name
[00:18:15] if you catch my drift if you're reading between the lives
[00:18:20] yeah rappers delight a popular rape song among a certain community
[00:18:27] let me just i'm gonna read i love that you stories basically like if i was
[00:18:31] there i would have fucked the guy up yeah
[00:18:34] they're calling it the 9-11 of that woman's post
[00:18:37] yeah i want you to listen to some of the some of the lyrics of the music
[00:18:41] they're playing in children's schools i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
[00:18:47] to the hip hop uh you don't stop the rock to the bang bang boogie
[00:18:52] bang bang like a gun say jump up the jump the boogie
[00:18:57] like jumping off a bridge kill yourself to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
[00:19:00] this is what they want your children listening to
[00:19:04] what you hear is not a test test bad school bad homework bad
[00:19:08] i'm wrapping to the beat and me the groove which groove a woman's pussy
[00:19:12] the groove in her pants he wants to hold a knife to her
[00:19:16] pussy groove it's despicable folks this song this song
[00:19:21] sucks so much yeah i mean they just uh isn't it like
[00:19:25] documented that they were just some fucking illusion for jersey yeah yeah
[00:19:28] check it out i'm the c a n the ova and the rest is f l y
[00:19:33] yeah i don't think i've ever looked at the lyrics of rappers delight
[00:19:39] you just sort of let her wash over yeah of course
[00:19:41] you just go a hip hop a boogie do the boogie do the boogie do be in there you
[00:19:44] don't know the rest of it check it out i'm the c a s
[00:19:48] a n the ova and the rest i'm the cast cast and over fly
[00:19:54] oh nice that's me i'm i am i'm the cast and over fly
[00:20:00] you know what the island boy's name is it's um
[00:20:04] those isn't that those two weird twins yeah one of them's name is kody and his
[00:20:09] name is kody yak like uh cocaine that's awesome i'm
[00:20:14] gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank and drive off in a def oj what is an
[00:20:18] oj i don't know i couldn't tell you chief what's
[00:20:23] some spank is that pussy is that butthole um yeah i'm trying to get
[00:20:28] spank getting i'm trying to find it in here for stenchfield reading these
[00:20:31] lyrics and getting upset yeah it's fly soldier and kody yak
[00:20:36] red the cut the the the coffee isn't working it
[00:20:39] right i can't find the right thing to be outraged
[00:20:47] damn they all just want joe biden to go to the border so
[00:20:51] bed because of that picture of aoc crying at the border
[00:20:55] right like go kind now why don't you go now and do crying
[00:21:02] it's like yeah and they're pissed that which is i think a really pimp move is
[00:21:07] um bident made kamala in charge of the border because he's like you
[00:21:11] fucking you fucking handle it yeah go ahead go ahead and handle it
[00:21:16] it's why it's back in the day they call that a black pitch problem
[00:21:20] you have there we're back in scranton we were working on paper
[00:21:25] there'll be something that goes wrong so somebody's just on floor look
[00:21:29] you know when the fellows had to handle a problem
[00:21:32] sometimes it'd be you know it'd be yeah there'd be no toilet paper
[00:21:35] somebody take a dump on the floor and you said that's a black pitch problem
[00:21:40] unless the guy at the guy looked unless the guy that came came through says slick
[00:21:44] i'm gonna clean up myself if you gotta just go ahead and say a black
[00:21:52] do you see him do you know that speech and he was like holding on to nothing
[00:21:55] like he was like skiing yeah and then watching like people have to pretend
[00:21:59] that he's not like just fucking he is completely just go
[00:22:03] in feebled yeah he's like he is like a step above my grandma who just
[00:22:07] fucking hangs out watch his greek cooking shows on youtube all day
[00:22:11] yeah you know joe just wants to watch youtube's of like fucking classic cars
[00:22:15] driving oh hell yeah jalen is garage the problem you don't be wild and i'm in
[00:22:19] i hope it doesn't have because it'd be a fucking nightmare but if we did have
[00:22:22] like you know hyperinflation or whatever just prices go up like 50
[00:22:26] percent overnight yeah people are dying in the streets yeah
[00:22:29] like the infrastructure that would provide like you know
[00:22:32] news media would still exist and then we just have
[00:22:36] they would just let fucking Biden be like these that's it's actually good
[00:22:40] that it's happening and then you know you would have to cut back the fucking
[00:22:44] don lemon or anderson cooper being like well there you have it it's actually
[00:22:48] good it's good it's good that it happened yeah thank you mr president
[00:22:53] which is happening yeah dude if i'm real
[00:22:55] zero commentary yeah we've just been fucked for
[00:22:59] what is it what is six years in a row if like any kind of crisis happens
[00:23:03] and they're gonna keep happening oh yeah like there's no way they're not
[00:23:08] hmm well that's it's funny because it's like i don't know shit about economics
[00:23:12] but so the argument is that it's not like printing money that caused
[00:23:16] inflation it's supply chain issues caused by the pandemic right so it's like
[00:23:20] the pandemic fucked up supply chain so now that the demand has returned there's
[00:23:24] not enough supply that's what drives up but it's like it's also
[00:23:30] how is that like oh no it's good it's just that our fucking infrastructure is so
[00:23:34] incredibly feeble that everything is fucked in the ass
[00:23:37] right so it's not the printing money it's that everything else is
[00:23:40] worse i don't fucking know i don't even know what the fucking supply chain is
[00:23:46] basically we're not gonna be able to get some money here let me put it in terms
[00:23:49] you can understand imagine a nerd's rope i'm listening and
[00:23:53] the gummy part in the middle okay is uh you know that's black people trying to
[00:23:59] feed their kids okay and the individual nerds
[00:24:03] are you know shit like food gasoline stuff like that
[00:24:08] and now when the you know the rope is in its natural state it's fine there's
[00:24:12] nerds we can access any part of it you can you can suck on any part of the
[00:24:16] impulsive nerds rope out but imagine you've stretched the supply chain thin
[00:24:20] now you have a limited amount of nerds per
[00:24:24] area on the underlying you know demand and so plucking off you go to go to this
[00:24:31] area it's harder other people are just like
[00:24:32] and trying to suck the nerds at the same time oh yeah and then that creates tongues with another fact and you're gay but well then did you turn gay sure that that's why that's definitely
[00:24:40] how it works for me class uh you assays will be due
[00:24:45] you i don't want to touch tongues with another fat guy
[00:24:49] unless he's really cute but what are the odds maybe a lady in the tramp situation
[00:24:55] we're the odds i'm the cutest fat guy yeah there's not gonna be a fat guy
[00:24:58] you're the me then i'm kissing with some guy i agree with me and he's fat
[00:25:02] no thanks no no thanks yeah no fat guys yeah
[00:25:14] oh fuck yeah damn you know i did i went to movies last time i got some peanut
[00:25:19] m&m's classic move and then i ended up not eating them and then i gave them to
[00:25:23] the cab driver on the way home wow wow i was hoping to open yeah that's i'm a
[00:25:27] new york philanthropist i got to say i had peanut m&m's also at the movies on
[00:25:34] friday night and they i feel like peanut m&m's fell off a little bit
[00:25:38] shut the i feel like they fell off how scorching hot
[00:25:43] as if you were even ever a peanut m&m's no that was that was my favorite
[00:25:48] the audacity the chocolate and peanuts to show up and pretend like oh this thing i
[00:25:54] never i was never part of thing i was never enough how many times a year you
[00:25:57] think you would have peanut m&m's Adam during my peak sure as a kid all the
[00:26:03] time that was my snack at the movies okay as you can
[00:26:06] say starting it at 19 at 20 and up as an adult as a grown-up
[00:26:12] less less so well let's ball I'm down to i'm down to like once a month
[00:26:16] that's once a month okay nayka what would you say your peanut m&m
[00:26:19] consumption what now my life yeah almost never
[00:26:23] oh really yeah it's a treat it's all about it's all about
[00:26:26] your youth for you as well no a year ago i was buying the barrel
[00:26:30] it fucking costo i was having peanut m&m's every day of my life
[00:26:35] when i sat down to rewatch master and commander right right
[00:26:39] and i remember that you had a little peanut m&m part my master and commander
[00:26:43] face i want to see that movie actually dude it's
[00:26:47] awesome it's badass yeah nice i i've forgotten about it i forget who
[00:26:51] mentioned it and i was like fuck i don't want to rewatch that i think it was
[00:26:54] Sean McCarthy a bunch of people were tweeting about it a
[00:26:58] couple months ago there was like a people re-watching it yeah
[00:27:04] i didn't even heard that movie we got to buy a tv before we go up so
[00:27:07] we don't have to buy a tv i'm gonna buy a tv so we can watch
[00:27:10] master and commander books we're not gonna read books we got to get high
[00:27:14] and watch i will perform mastering that i would like to do that
[00:27:19] that i would actually love to see the one man chauvers what's the joke
[00:27:24] insist on doing all the surgery on adam what's the joke that he tells when
[00:27:29] they're at the dinner and master and commander dude don't fucking ruin it
[00:27:32] for me he crushes do not spoil master and commander for
[00:27:35] right we won't watch it i won't watch it we'll watch it
[00:27:39] and you're over here trying to give away key fucking details
[00:27:41] there's a yeah he tells the joke at a dinner our shut up dude don't even
[00:27:45] murder do you not tell me what the joke is did don't worry adam will
[00:27:49] adam subconscious will make sure that he steals it later yeah he'll do it
[00:27:57] um what else is up uh dark chocolate dark chocolate
[00:28:02] alex bald ones in the news oh man that man straight up killed a woman
[00:28:08] i hope he goes to jail right is he gonna go no he can't imagine him on set being
[00:28:13] like hey i'm on i'm on fifth avenue i could do whatever i want i'm
[00:28:17] i'm gonna put that in trump impression because that was a lady they
[00:28:20] oh look i just killed her hey really selling it oh my god
[00:28:24] character yeah he's missing character donald trump should actually
[00:28:27] he's actually should be in jail he's if if valed walled when did it in character
[00:28:31] we have to arrest donald trump he forced donald trump to do it
[00:28:35] because he's such a good impressionist yeah that it's the spirit of donald trump
[00:28:40] taking over his body and ashamed to do have done something that donald trump
[00:28:47] unpersonally disgusted because this is the kind of thing this is exactly the
[00:28:51] kind of thing he would do to shoot a woman and i don't want to be
[00:28:55] associated with that was it an accident or did he like i think it was between
[00:28:59] tics i think he was making a joke to bless what i'm saying if he was
[00:29:01] fucking around with i think he was making a joke killed a woman who's making a
[00:29:06] fire boop isn't that literally manslaughter also the male director got shot
[00:29:11] right behind her how did he like he was looking over it went through her brain
[00:29:15] and did the guy it did he go through her head
[00:29:19] and it hit him in the shoulder i have no idea because i don't even think that he
[00:29:22] fired two shots i don't know man but that is fucking wild
[00:29:26] it's crazy yeah i just missed it at first because
[00:29:30] every bit of news my girlfriend wants to tell me if someone dying
[00:29:34] like the girlfriend like i wasn't listening to her about gabby patina
[00:29:37] for about three weeks it would be funny of every problem
[00:29:39] whatever the prominent guy from gabby patito he's dead you got a
[00:29:43] guy eaten by alligators he got eaten by alligators yeah
[00:29:46] that's why it's so good at hiding wow yeah so but that had
[00:29:52] do you think he like died you think somebody killed him or you think he
[00:29:54] just fucking killed himself or he probably killed himself he just
[00:29:58] wanted to be with gabby i mean they were in love with each other
[00:30:01] yeah okay their love is eternal it's actually a killer right it's here's
[00:30:06] a thing 500 years ago that would be the most
[00:30:08] beautiful story in the world that is true i can't think of anything more
[00:30:12] romantic it would have been romantic because it's like you know
[00:30:16] killing your girlfriend probably was like pretty common place back then
[00:30:19] yeah you get a little out of control and then it's like well love is love is
[00:30:23] supposed to be passionate and to be so neutered by ascetics that you
[00:30:26] have you have a relationship with somebody and then it immediately has to
[00:30:30] exist in that the cruel irony of living in and off the grid life it's
[00:30:34] entirely documented on social media right and so they can never access
[00:30:38] the real human emotion of passionate love until the very moment where he
[00:30:44] rattles the life out of her body slips between us and then he knows and then
[00:30:48] he wants she's gone he knows that he did actually feel something right
[00:30:52] he's filled with not only guilt but this sense of loss
[00:30:56] yeah and then then he gets to begin the real journey as a survivalist which
[00:31:00] is what they wanted together he carries her memory with her
[00:31:03] into into the true forest which is the the Carlton Banks Reserve where the
[00:31:09] land of california which i think is just actually a part of the
[00:31:12] disneyland parking lot he died at the safari kingdom yeah he dies and he dies
[00:31:17] behind the the generator in disney world being eaten by raccoons
[00:31:24] after they'd smelled a cliff bar on his breath while he's asleep
[00:31:29] all right p2 or do you think somebody killed it Romeo and Juliet
[00:31:33] that's right you think someone killed laundry yeah maybe somebody killed
[00:31:37] laundry for the crocodiles so actually stuff that is a big L for bald
[00:31:43] which i don't know why you had your tarmy yeah he was part of the community
[00:31:46] start what community you tommy for martin i don't know what you're talking about
[00:31:54] me okay first of all me brian laundry and tommy from martin yeah that's a
[00:32:00] crude dude that's that's that's those the boys
[00:32:06] yeah come to the stage i have nothing to get it
[00:32:09] the word we're an impromptu i have nothing to come with those guys the
[00:32:13] original bald i have some long hair i have long hair
[00:32:17] that's true you always make me answer for jewish people's crimes
[00:32:22] every time the jew does something horrific i never make you do anything
[00:32:25] put me on the stand i never make you do i'm not an israel i'm not doing that
[00:32:29] crap first of all we know we never put you or did you not
[00:32:33] force a sex trafficked woman to perform oral sex on you in israel no i did not
[00:32:38] force well bring out the big guns right away
[00:32:40] the worst thing you did in israel i was gonna say
[00:32:43] when i was 19 i saw sex force all right i saw sex worker
[00:32:48] yeah you i briefly i briefly saw her because you
[00:32:52] wasn't not a lot of sex i briefly saw her
[00:32:57] and we had a toward no that was the best thing you did in israel
[00:33:01] just going to the regular classes or whatever they make you go to that was
[00:33:04] the first part you're taking defensive driving in israel yeah
[00:33:08] yeah it's a crop my god driving it just has a turret and if you see a
[00:33:13] palestinian child you're supposed to fucking that's the defense
[00:33:17] you fire off the little guys like fighting with no rules is that like
[00:33:20] they're it's like scratching and screaming and
[00:33:23] spinning yeah it's threatening you're a lawyer a lot a lot of
[00:33:29] a man a man hissing might be the fucking gay
[00:33:33] we we make a new fight style is you say hey
[00:33:39] you scratch you you scratch the palestinian you say he's raping you
[00:33:46] it's it doesn't matter you are girl eight years old
[00:33:58] i remember there's a jaylo movie called enough where she had
[00:34:03] had she had enough of her boyfriend abusing her so she learned crop mukkah
[00:34:08] oh she learned crop mukkah yeah in that movie is that isn't there like is
[00:34:11] george cluey in that oh no that's that's out of sight out of sight yeah that's
[00:34:16] that's got a really hot sex scene in a bathtub do you see your tits
[00:34:21] i think you do see jaylo's tits and and you know what i'm gonna go out on a
[00:34:25] limb here perfect ass wow dude really yeah i'm gonna
[00:34:29] put myself out there and say it i will say her ass probably got overrated at a
[00:34:33] certain point because she was like this celebrity standard she insured her
[00:34:36] ass for a million dollars so i can do some quick google out of sight
[00:34:41] it's less um pornographic than pure uh sexy
[00:34:48] it's it's a it's very sexy scene i just want to see your breasts
[00:34:54] out of sight is also a very good movie to
[00:34:56] steven soderberg you don't really see her too you're not serious is
[00:35:02] she's in a bathtub and he's a fully clothed and he gets in the bathtub with
[00:35:11] or i guess it would be a nude female clothes man you ever jack off the
[00:35:15] clothes female nude man pornos you ever see this female nude man
[00:35:20] cf that's my that's my default yeah that's one of my default searches
[00:35:26] honestly i do it is it is not bad to get sucked off by a fully clothed woman
[00:35:32] you know i have no problem with that there's got to be a uniform
[00:35:35] no he was just regular clothes like a like a flight attendant
[00:35:38] flight that's all that takes to the next level but i think regular clothes was
[00:35:42] nice too mcdonald's uniform she's got a down syndrome
[00:35:46] she's got a pop who i love a lady a uniform
[00:35:50] whoa okay crystal you got to clean the whole bathroom
[00:35:56] it's not just not just the toilets but also what makes the
[00:36:01] the stuff that goes in the toilets i have a job
[00:36:14] okay for this part you have to use your mouth oh my gosh they feel so good
[00:36:20] if you're so old it's been done who's the guy giving directions it makes me feel
[00:36:26] it makes me the manager is making the return it feels like a mexican
[00:36:31] guys he feels like caro marks on my penis
[00:36:36] oh oh that is yeah yeah that's a nice evolution of the character
[00:36:43] that's that's why that's how he talks these days
[00:36:47] leaning into it six years ago he was like hey how you doing
[00:36:52] that's why i'm uh oh right he was brand he was brand in freezer until two years
[00:36:57] ago and now he's nice he's covered he's he's natural
[00:37:08] um what was i gonna say uh yeah the people posted a picture of brand in
[00:37:13] freezer all the time now which one mohim like currently
[00:37:18] oh yeah yeah it was a chubby guy well he looks like pad and i was well
[00:37:21] now he does kind of look like pad and i was well
[00:37:24] but you know happy dude that's what that's the thing the point is to be hot for a
[00:37:28] second yeah and then always remember that get a bunch of crazy pussy while
[00:37:32] you're that hot and then come over your side man it's
[00:37:35] fucking nice over here kill some mummies it's fun to it's a you're happy
[00:37:39] i imagine myself gaining 200 pounds and having a launch of champions with me
[00:37:47] haley joe was pretty funny funny yeah you know he's
[00:37:52] but that's the thing dude he's definitely getting a non-stop stream of pussy
[00:37:55] just because he's haley joe lahzman yeah even though he's like you know weird
[00:37:59] looking at his face he looks like his face stayed the size of a child's face
[00:38:03] yeah but it's surrounded by a fat man does he still have like does he have
[00:38:07] like a developmental no he doesn't have a little eyes
[00:38:11] i think he just has little eyes he just yeah he just looks boyish still yeah
[00:38:15] i guess a lot of child actors kind of have that yeah because they peek his
[00:38:18] fucking babies and they get frozen yeah
[00:38:22] mm-hmm my friend um you know should i get an icy machine for in here
[00:38:27] fuck yes speak fuck yeah so you should get my friend got one
[00:38:32] from the it was made by the margarita field corporation
[00:38:35] anymore if you're so here's got a margarita fill uh so it's not an icy
[00:38:40] machine just to be clear no but you can make alcoholic
[00:38:43] just non-alcoholic he throws an icy brand with the little
[00:38:48] with the bear bear yeah the snowboarding bear yeah
[00:38:52] that bear is pretty cool god dude the times you got to have your mom let you
[00:38:56] have an icy at the movies you're being real good
[00:38:59] i'll tell you i probably only had two ices in my entire life
[00:39:02] really yeah i just love the way they look
[00:39:05] the look is great yeah i didn't like the straw that had a spoon on the end i
[00:39:10] love that part i just you can use a regular straw you don't need that
[00:39:13] spoon and also it's a tiny spoon you don't even
[00:39:17] see the spoon you don't even it goes in the cup it's part of the cup why are you
[00:39:20] trying to throw a salt in it because when you're at the bottom of the ice
[00:39:24] there's probably a fucking reason for it the spoon is fucking with you you
[00:39:27] think you think you you can drink it you hold it up but you can drink it
[00:39:30] you're a negative nancy you gotta take thing off you're getting
[00:39:33] some sticky you're a naysayer you're a pessimist the only thing that you ever
[00:39:37] gas up is yourself everything is constant like you know i think i'm
[00:39:41] a little pretty handsome today it's a shame that there's a spoon at the end of
[00:39:45] my ices straw that's fine that's exactly i think
[00:39:48] i always assumed it was some kind of engineering feat
[00:39:51] to make it easier to suck down the fucking ice that's exactly what it is
[00:39:55] i don't think it's a spoon oh i thought that it's a spoon
[00:39:57] get more icy in your i thought it that it's a miniature spoon that you can use
[00:40:01] with a straw if it's too frozen or something why would
[00:40:04] no what the fuck that's where my brain was always well it was wrong
[00:40:09] i guess i just had a fantastical mind i think what i kind of want to do is take
[00:40:13] a couple of Percocets and reread the mouse series of comic books yeah
[00:40:17] just get back in the holocaust they were great dude they were really good
[00:40:21] depressing yeah i remember having to read them for school
[00:40:24] yeah and uh the the like so when it's fall i get like you know like maybe this
[00:40:30] is probably not your experience but like there'd be like a trick in my mind every
[00:40:34] year where i'm like this is the year i'm not a fucking
[00:40:36] just like you know i don't fail everything yeah i'm gonna get my i'm gonna come
[00:40:40] in my son i'm gonna do school this year and i always have like a month where i'm
[00:40:44] like doing the homework and then yeah that falls off yeah of course
[00:40:48] um but yeah when fall rose around i'm like i'm gonna learn something
[00:40:53] yeah and by learn now i mean just read books i had to read as a literal child
[00:40:57] a little baby yeah yeah i uh i've been reading but it's nice
[00:41:01] because i don't retain anything i don't retain it's just like a nice
[00:41:04] door to us it's nice because you can read bigger you can read huge books
[00:41:08] as an adult because it's like your brain's not doing any work it's like yep
[00:41:12] sure whatever you say right oh that happened charge
[00:41:14] yeah you just cruise right through something yeah i'm reading this i'm
[00:41:18] reading this that book about uh how Charles Manson might have been like
[00:41:22] in the cia chaos chaos yeah and it's cool but there's so many names
[00:41:26] it's like i'm not remembering there's a lot of names in that book jolly did you
[00:41:29] get the show about jolly uh what's the jolly west
[00:41:33] i don't think so i'm still in like chapter that's that's where it gets
[00:41:35] really wild that book's cool yeah jolly is a great name
[00:41:39] he wrote i didn't read his other book helter's skill
[00:41:42] he didn't write helter's skill he didn't write that
[00:41:45] no you don't know what you're talking about helter's skill and he sounds like
[00:41:48] you haven't even wrote this you haven't read chaos at all he talks about how
[00:41:51] helter's skillters bullshit look at Adam what is what's the what's
[00:41:55] the other book you read huh you didn't write any other book he's been working
[00:42:00] on this he's a journalist he was a magazine right
[00:42:03] you read the Wikipedia page you did oh man i'm sorry for you
[00:42:07] you don't don't know you get caught on 4k i read that i definitely read
[00:42:12] that you did you absolutely because you know because i barely started reading
[00:42:16] the lawyer that the guy that wrote a lot of ghost here
[00:42:18] bellagosi vick bellagosi who wrote helter's skill
[00:42:21] the whole point is no i remember no you don't no you don't you definitely don't
[00:42:26] remember now yeah you've been caught in a lie right
[00:42:29] hand well do i have the book in my show
[00:42:32] it's one of the most fundamental i didn't read i
[00:42:38] didn't read i didn't read the book is how helter's skillters bullshit
[00:42:41] the only two things i remember from the book is that helter's skillters like
[00:42:45] the defendant text no i the maryll and man or the
[00:42:48] i don't even remember i don't even know charles manson's name
[00:42:52] i will continue to say maryll and manson forever i don't have that detail but i
[00:42:59] broger yeah brohelter's skillter and he's like a
[00:43:02] like a weird asshole that threatens to sue the fucking author of
[00:43:06] you know whatever the irish faggot that wrote this book is yeah i don't know the
[00:43:08] guy's name either leo leo McGonicle yeah
[00:43:12] so if you don't retain that oh brian that's the that's that's the only thing i
[00:43:17] should travel of the book that's how it starts that's right no it's that central
[00:43:21] thing it's the main part of the book the whole book is basically saying how
[00:43:26] is disproving helter's skill okay i'm i'm gonna not i'm gonna say that i read
[00:43:35] it's funny because it's such an inconsequential book no one's not gonna be
[00:43:38] like wow you read chaos everyone read it it's a fucking beach read the
[00:43:41] day it's like a bullshit little re-door i took it to kosuriko with me
[00:43:45] yeah yeah and i did oh now you're gonna pull i'm just fucking my big titty
[00:43:49] girlfriend the whole time and i didn't say that her titties are big and you
[00:43:52] guys you're just looking at pictures you creepily took of her on your phone
[00:44:01] we were just talking about the book yeah it's true that's what you guys were
[00:44:04] out here in this picture is something else going on nichina
[00:44:10] you're fucking playing wind waker what is it breath of the wild i don't even
[00:44:13] remember what i played i played through metroid dred i forgot i
[00:44:17] pre-ordered that do you go zero zero suit option yeah when you die
[00:44:21] when you that's what i love about metroid is when the woman dies she's
[00:44:25] punished by being stripped of her clothes that's awesome do you get how
[00:44:28] long do you see her just for split second but it's not enough enough for
[00:44:32] me to be a bit this yeah that's definitely the kind of
[00:44:36] shit i would do as a little kid yeah i had uh i had an emulator where it was
[00:44:39] like you played cards and if you won it was like strip poker
[00:44:44] wait hold on but you had an emulator where you play car it was like a japanese
[00:44:48] game like an emulator that had a ton of games like a thousand games but it was
[00:44:52] like an snes emulator it was just some an arcade game there i remember
[00:44:56] discovering amulators and i was like you gotta be kidding me yeah it was the
[00:45:01] best this is the most amazing it's the best the best yeah
[00:45:04] yeah i remember i played i never had super nintendo so i played
[00:45:09] super metroid on an emulator for the first time great have you ever played it
[00:45:13] so good maybe i'll play it this shit was good dude metroid
[00:45:16] drive is fun yeah well i just want to see her tits
[00:45:20] and you know we should get why is there a samus movie
[00:45:26] mmm i'm saying yeah so bitch off the gas test
[00:45:28] was you know they did laura craft they didn't show you don't get to see
[00:45:32] angelina july naked you see your titties from the side
[00:45:35] i think sort of a bit of poetic justice she got breast cancer
[00:45:43] sort of a bit of the justice of poetry of poets
[00:45:47] well you do see the side of her tits i jacked off to that a lot
[00:45:51] in two-rate speaking of things you jag off to i don't see your tips in that uh
[00:45:58] gia famously in that lesbian model movie gia of course we've all beat off to the
[00:46:02] gi i'd love to have sex with that bitch yeah that's
[00:46:05] absolutely correct and if angelina july is listening to this i apologize
[00:46:10] it's not me saying it adam writes the show yeah if you're listening angelina i
[00:46:14] don't apologize and come here and get this apology
[00:46:18] hey i i would like to end the show and then somehow do like a
[00:46:21] like a long interview and like details magazine about how adam wrote the show
[00:46:25] and i didn't want to say any that shit but you know that's show business of
[00:46:30] course what am i supposed to do apologize for being a millionaire i was the
[00:46:33] studio head there's a lot of pictures black and white pictures of me smoking
[00:46:40] details magazine highlights magazine i got a
[00:46:45] another thing you've never your dicks are both details i read that at the dentists
[00:46:49] your dicks are both details as a kid kind of the whole three-gallon
[00:46:52] art news story yeah no your dick is goofy so my dick is gallant
[00:46:57] no no chance the goofy doesn't get hard at all no way
[00:47:01] gallant gets hard first of all gallant is gay no
[00:47:05] gallant is definitely gay he looks better gallant is the gay guy that gets the
[00:47:10] yeah i have sex with a goofest you're telling me goofy doesn't sound like a
[00:47:13] big goofy dick no it doesn't like a big retardant
[00:47:16] sounds like a small one with like no no no no it sounds like a big
[00:47:21] unwieldy goofy ass dick how about this like a fool how about fuck you fuck you
[00:47:28] fuck you chief fuck you no that's that video the guy's doing
[00:47:32] yeah the guy's going back and forth the fingers
[00:47:35] yeah i love that dude that's that's peak alpha male mr stinchfield
[00:47:41] why we have a crisis of no guys he has a tweet that says never apologize for
[00:47:46] being who you are no uh yeah that's awesome really guy guy has tweet
[00:47:51] yeah oh by now you have by now you have by now you've probably figured out that
[00:47:58] i have a bunch of comedy there's coming but i i i'd sound like
[00:48:01] peely her bed it may sound like i'm dying of covid but it's actually bust
[00:48:07] this idea that america is and always has been a racist nation born out of
[00:48:12] racist ideas it's when the reality is that's what we
[00:48:23] i think it's motherfuckers love critical race there is so much
[00:48:26] because it's all controlled opposition none of that's just fucking real
[00:48:29] yeah it's not real they make up a fake thing like the
[00:48:32] like biden needs to go to the border it's all right right
[00:48:35] there's the thing of the the this week or whatever yeah
[00:48:40] you got to reduce all politics to just this childish nonsense critical
[00:48:45] race theory what about cbt cockball torture we're being punished with this
[00:48:50] so that bill gates and bill clinton can go back to having sex with kids
[00:48:54] we made we made the mistake of peeking into the christmas presence too early
[00:48:58] by exposing apstein right and so now the public is being punished with the fake
[00:49:02] pandemic so that yeah you know all these people can go back to raping
[00:49:05] children that is true i don't have a fucking bank account you're not
[00:49:09] gonna have any private they're gonna take every single thing away
[00:49:12] dude i bet you march 2020 that was when they were all fucking kids
[00:49:16] yeah you know they all had their own little private
[00:49:19] then for sure you go to little island they're having a they're having a real
[00:49:22] beach party they've definitely were guys that the accused oppressors
[00:49:26] are not really oppressors at all we are job creators
[00:49:31] white people we've got and we carefree all things to the
[00:49:35] marsis that make us evil this guy is awesome in the quest to destroy
[00:49:40] he's just talking and our side evil oppressors evil oppressors even arrested
[00:49:46] persecuted and that's the message our own president said today
[00:49:51] i've said it before and all my colleagues here know
[00:49:56] according the united states intelligence community domestic terrorism from white
[00:50:01] are in the homeland oh i see what you do yeah
[00:50:05] man fuck i can't scrub right i could have just had a missile around the globe
[00:50:09] and this is what we said it before be the reality is
[00:50:12] the so-called oppressed oppressor actually become the oppressors
[00:50:17] under critical race theory they want anyone
[00:50:21] this is literally just us being like actually your game
[00:50:25] yeah i know your thing is actually it's the black
[00:50:29] imagine a measure of the black lady that loves greg stenchfield
[00:50:33] yeah just like mmm-hmm read your book great read your book
[00:50:38] that's right tell em greg who's who's consuming this
[00:50:43] uh whose favorite guy is great actually on tv or is it just online from social
[00:50:48] media stenchy and sadly even put in jail
[00:50:51] joe biden's government agrees the deep staters inside it are aiding and abetting
[00:50:55] in the nonsense you probably remember this three weeks ago
[00:50:58] the national school board association set a letter to the biden ministration
[00:51:02] begging for help from the fbi with the big scary mob of moms
[00:51:08] and that this part is bullshit what did the f like
[00:51:12] marrick garland's like yeah we're gonna look into people protesting at pta
[00:51:18] yeah yeah who's marrick garland the fucking judge that they wouldn't let on
[00:51:22] the supreme court yeah i think he's the guy that
[00:51:24] it owns uh all the kent's steakhouse dressings seriously yeah he invented uh
[00:51:29] hollandaise sauce wow that's what his name sounds like the you guys can't see
[00:51:33] it but i i'm t i'm taking my head off and i'm putting it over my heart
[00:51:41] i had a week out of reading the wikipedia page for kl no no i'm reading about
[00:51:45] great i'm reading my grand set shows no you're not
[00:51:50] oh he was on nr a tv before he went to news max
[00:51:55] hell yeah isn't that when he once tweeted let's send a note to north korea that
[00:52:02] i don't get that let's say he wants uh sacramento to get blown up because it's
[00:52:07] the capital of california which it's like i don't think people even in
[00:52:12] sacramento would care yeah if they got bombs
[00:52:16] sacramento sucks dick yeah it'd be like yeah nukas who cares yeah
[00:52:21] why they make it the capital oh that's how it is everywhere yeah so it was a
[00:52:25] huge i was just a madison awesome nice capital you don't have to
[00:52:29] suck madison's madison was great you love it we all know you're trying to
[00:52:33] kiss the mayor of madison he's a hot guy is everyone there really into
[00:52:37] billy madison they all love billy madison that's
[00:52:39] everywhere i went they were like ethereada kavon it's so hard to
[00:52:44] want to touch you that dude that'd be awesome if you go to madison
[00:52:48] every girl looks like veronic of all my god the hottest girl of all time
[00:52:52] then i'm i'm retiring the number one hottest girl of all time
[00:52:55] and i had i did have some cheese curbs that fucked my stomach up
[00:52:59] they taste really good the second you bite into them and the cheese hardens
[00:53:02] in your mouth dude i had some you got a lot of perfect
[00:53:05] hush pups i did eat them hot what the fuck you think i had i mean you got to get
[00:53:08] them hot but by the time you know it's i'm saying it
[00:53:10] they cool off in your mouth and it fucks up oh in your mouth i had perfect hush
[00:53:14] puppies from where i just some bar did just had
[00:53:18] yeah hush puppies that's nice that's nice when you just stumble on the perfect
[00:53:21] fucking there was a bar in austin that had the best
[00:53:24] fried okra i've ever had in my life okay maybe the hole in the wall i can't
[00:53:27] remember where it was but yeah that was always a treat
[00:53:32] nice fried nice fried food a lot of recollection to cruise out there last
[00:53:38] ten minutes let me think let me think of my favorite fire
[00:53:40] fucking shit that i had recently was i do like a nice uh
[00:53:43] oh you know it's awesome it's like a fried jucchini blossom you know what
[00:53:47] might be a little bit too much flavor those are great deep fried deep fried
[00:53:51] banana ring peppers banana peppers when you get them on calamari
[00:53:56] we were like onion rings but yeah deep fried is
[00:53:59] well some someplace i had i know i don't know which
[00:54:02] somewhere i don't remember where it was through some of those in with calamari
[00:54:06] and it was nice every like fifth one to get it but yeah you're right you can't
[00:54:09] just have a yeah you can't have like a you know
[00:54:11] serving of those but they are delicious as a little mix
[00:54:17] jalapeno pikai i can't be a farmer so that's a good too
[00:54:20] i really can't eat jalapenos anymore they fuck me up
[00:54:23] crab rangoo almost everything folks true yeah no i mean my stuff i was
[00:54:28] fucked the whole day after i had those cheese curds yeah
[00:54:31] i had to go i went on a nice little bike ride i went to the uh
[00:54:34] old brick botanical gardens in in madison madison yeah they have dude
[00:54:39] any city that has electric bikes i'm i feel at home and yeah you know i'm the
[00:54:44] electric bike bitch i rode that bitch a little i took a little 30-minute
[00:54:48] bike ride over to the fucking botanical gardens
[00:54:50] walked around chatted with my little brother
[00:54:53] it's nice i had a nice little afternoon but then it's not you have when you have
[00:54:56] a great day on the road and it's like five or six p.m you're like
[00:55:00] i don't know i want to go i want to have a nice dinner and i want to
[00:55:04] go to bed at like ten and then you're like oh i have to
[00:55:06] you have to entertain them i have to stand up but but that club was
[00:55:11] fucking awesome comedy on state so that's the one club you're like fuck i
[00:55:14] don't even care i love doing this shit no matter what
[00:55:18] also go to comedy on my face and wow i did
[00:55:22] anyone did that to you no no no i went to comedy on
[00:55:26] your face ladies and gentlemen he already answered on your face you said on my
[00:55:30] face you said that's the name quotations in my
[00:55:34] and the person that performs there is the one whose face no no
[00:55:38] it's the venue where people come on your face don't ladies and gentlemen
[00:55:47] this up with Seth green i don't know did he ever did his dick ever get leaked
[00:55:51] in like a fappening situation we should have Seth green hopefully
[00:55:55] folks we got Seth green and beetle juice we should make them celebrity box
[00:55:59] that would be awesome yeah celebrity fuck
[00:56:02] celebrity fuck come town celebrity fuck that would be cool
[00:56:07] we should do that and we should just hire somebody that's really good at
[00:56:09] after effects and make fakes of celebrities and we
[00:56:12] you know you narrated like celebrity death match yeah
[00:56:16] but it's a lot of look at his cock look at his cock it looks awesome and
[00:56:21] juicy is what Adam just told me and it's at Alec Baldwin putting a gun in
[00:56:25] that woman's vagina it's not bad it's that
[00:56:31] look i'm down to Trump look i'm down to and he's he's
[00:56:35] blown her back out literally you know that he's gonna go to jail
[00:56:40] at all why would he go to jail it's the prop masters fault
[00:56:43] it's necklitter killed somebody yeah really fake guns yeah but he's
[00:56:47] we need to think about the amount of like harm he's offset with his
[00:56:51] impressions on s&l that is true he's alive's literate you're right you're
[00:56:55] right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right
[00:56:55] millions of that's a great pandemic there is the
[00:56:58] the pen is mightier than the sword yeah and the good ass impression is might
[00:57:02] ier than even the pen the good ass motherfucking impression
[00:57:07] that wasn't just a really shitty version of Anthony at Tumiak's impression
[00:57:11] Anthony and mania and new guy is good yeah he's really good
[00:57:14] maybe that's why he was trying to act out get some attention oh yeah
[00:57:18] as an L higher than you Trump guy so the blood is in Lawrence on Lawrence hands
[00:57:22] that guy James whatever his name is James yes
[00:57:26] I don't know he's fleshed James Earl Earl James Earl Ray James Earl Jones
[00:57:31] um yeah that's probably what who did it it's his fault
[00:57:35] yeah he's feeling sad that he got that he got shunned
[00:57:38] yeah that he got shut out by Lauren and so Alec and Alec and
[00:57:42] there is like a resurgence of because I guess they put Mel Gibson in the latest
[00:57:45] John Wick there's been a result in hell yeah which
[00:57:48] initially starts this string of tweets are like this proves cancel culture isn't
[00:57:52] real and then all the same people are like trying to get
[00:57:55] no trying to get a cancel and uh and so Mel Gibson's
[00:57:59] like the string of you know I mean basically the
[00:58:03] his greatest hits essentially comes out yeah yeah the the pack of
[00:58:08] pack e-mail or voicemail or whatever yeah
[00:58:12] uh you know all the other pack dude pack right it's so funny
[00:58:16] it's which it's pack is worse than the end words like it's so much worse dude
[00:58:21] they're like they're just like wandering around in Tarzan clothes
[00:58:32] who did he say and then he said a bunch of shit about Jews right
[00:58:37] yeah he did well his dad is all across the
[00:58:39] Nair and there's like an interview with I guess like Katie Kirk or something
[00:58:42] his dad was like alive just straight up during it too right
[00:58:46] I guess dad must have been like just like 20 during the
[00:58:49] war history what he says is like totally reasonable she's like well you
[00:58:54] like denounce your father he's like it's my dad
[00:58:57] he's like leave it alone yeah just fucking leave it alone
[00:59:00] yeah he's like I'm not gonna get on TV and shit on my own fucking dad I don't
[00:59:03] care what his opinions are right but you know they just can't leave it alone
[00:59:07] drive them to drink drive them to drink and drive and then he's just trying to
[00:59:11] get some fucking seclusion up on the pch and guess who pulls him over
[00:59:15] a bunch of Jew cops bunch of Jew cops and they're like the
[00:59:18] finest 85 you know how fast you were going yeah
[00:59:24] but anyway so there was a lot of you why don't you tell me why I'm playing with
[00:59:27] John Wick because if he's playing the villain that's awesome like
[00:59:31] Bell Mel Gibson where there's like little fucking weird facial hair looks
[00:59:35] real evil have you seen that movie dragged across
[00:59:37] concrete that he was in recently no it's really sick
[00:59:41] what's it about this guy this guy Craig Zoller who made bone tomahoe oh
[00:59:47] hell yeah hell yeah and he made uh that other one
[00:59:50] right it's just like a police it's like uh he just he beats up
[00:59:54] he beats up a lot of black people yeah he does he plays a racist cop
[00:59:59] which means that it's a racist movie if a character is racist
[01:00:03] we all know that if a movie character is a racist
[01:00:10] well um but no yeah it's about these guys that
[01:00:13] shh shh at him it's already been 14 seconds