[00:00:00] Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

[00:00:01] Well, check.

[00:00:02] I'm gay.

[00:00:02] Am I picking up?

[00:00:05] Can you guess here?

[00:00:05] I'm hearing you.

[00:00:06] OK.

[00:00:06] I hear you.

[00:00:07] Why?

[00:00:08] I think my headphones were fucked.

[00:00:09] Yeah, I didn't probably plug this shit in wrong.

[00:00:11] Oh, there we go.

[00:00:11] Yeah, I'm.

[00:00:13] No, it wasn't the plug.

[00:00:14] It was that your headphones were all over.

[00:00:15] Yeah, but here's this.

[00:00:17] You plugged it in wrong.

[00:00:18] And I told you not to do this.

[00:00:20] You say, well, it's closer to me.

[00:00:22] But then when he can't hear something,

[00:00:25] I go to the exactly which is wrong.

[00:00:27] I should be in the third.

[00:00:28] You should be in the third.

[00:00:29] You can switch it.

[00:00:30] Switch it right now.

[00:00:31] It's too late now.

[00:00:32] It should be set up.

[00:00:32] The microphones are in the correct channels.

[00:00:34] Here's the problem.

[00:00:37] I can't hear anything.

[00:00:39] I can hear it now.

[00:00:40] You press a button.

[00:00:41] That's why.

[00:00:41] Because this shouldn't be on.

[00:00:43] Because you've got buttons pressed here.

[00:00:45] I didn't press that button.

[00:00:48] I swear to God.

[00:00:50] I swear to fucking God.

[00:00:52] You're a godless heathen, Adam.

[00:00:54] No, I take God seriously.

[00:00:56] This shouldn't be on.

[00:00:57] I'll wait.

[00:00:59] That's how it should sound.

[00:01:01] Oh, OK.

[00:01:02] That sounds better.

[00:01:03] Yeah.

[00:01:03] So you press your button.

[00:01:04] It shouldn't be pressed.

[00:01:05] I'm not pressing buttons.

[00:01:06] What did that do?

[00:01:08] You put this on when you're using condenser mics.

[00:01:14] It sends, what is it?

[00:01:16] Phantom power to the mics.

[00:01:17] These are dynamic.

[00:01:19] These are dynamic mics.

[00:01:20] I like the sound of that.

[00:01:21] You know what I like the sound of, Adam?

[00:01:23] It's waking up in the morning, making a cup of coffee,

[00:01:25] getting my dick sucked by you.

[00:01:28] And then the board being set up correctly.

[00:01:32] That's a cool sound.

[00:01:33] The sound of that?

[00:01:36] Oh, by the way, I saw a fat little Puerto Rican guy

[00:01:38] with huge balls the other day.

[00:01:39] That's awesome.

[00:01:40] How do you see his balls?

[00:01:42] They're way too short.

[00:01:42] They're way too short.

[00:01:44] That's so sick.

[00:01:45] How fat?

[00:01:46] A little.

[00:01:46] Yeah, probably like 5'1".

[00:01:48] No, that's awesome.

[00:01:50] Yeah, just like a very round, green snowball, snowman-y kind

[00:01:54] of guy.

[00:01:56] With fat balls.

[00:01:56] High top Air Force ones.

[00:01:58] Just cruising, lecturing an even smaller Puerto Rican.

[00:02:02] Yeah.

[00:02:03] I'm going to tell you what, Bobby, we're going to go over there.

[00:02:09] That's what we're going to do.

[00:02:11] We're going to come back over here.

[00:02:14] Like that.

[00:02:15] I love that.

[00:02:16] I love that.

[00:02:17] The board plugged in wrong.

[00:02:19] Yeah, this whole episode is awash now.

[00:02:21] Thanks, Adam.

[00:02:22] It might be, dude, because when you have this thing

[00:02:24] on it, it kind of blows out.

[00:02:25] It sounds weird and shit.

[00:02:28] Hopefully the show isn't.

[00:02:29] All the episodes aren't uploaded wrong for the next couple of weeks, because of this.

[00:02:33] Because of this.

[00:02:34] This will be the reason.

[00:02:36] Yeah.

[00:02:37] It should happen.

[00:02:38] I did not press that button once again.

[00:02:41] I swear to God Almighty.

[00:02:44] May He strike me down.

[00:02:46] Invoking the name of God Almighty.

[00:02:49] I just want to make sure that's...

[00:02:51] You don't know.

[00:02:52] I don't know if I need the silence you, where I'm doing.

[00:02:54] I said I'm in Channel 3.

[00:02:56] The headphones you mess up.

[00:02:58] But they don't need to correspond.

[00:03:01] They do need to correspond for specifically the reason that just happened.

[00:03:06] Why?

[00:03:07] Because he says I can't hear, and then I go like this.

[00:03:10] Just one of the headphones turned in.

[00:03:12] Now I can't hear anything.

[00:03:14] You know why?

[00:03:15] What I said.

[00:03:16] Because Adam plugged them into the wrong spot.

[00:03:17] Oh my God.

[00:03:18] The headphones don't correspond.

[00:03:19] They correspond, they do because it just happened.

[00:03:24] Let's start from the top.

[00:03:25] Let's say okay, let's say I plugged my headphones in there.

[00:03:28] Let's say my head, I plugged mine in there.

[00:03:29] You pressed this button that you shouldn't press.

[00:03:31] I didn't press that button.

[00:03:32] You pressed this button.

[00:03:33] Somebody pressed it Adam.

[00:03:34] I've never touched the board in my life.

[00:03:36] Alright.

[00:03:37] Let's see.

[00:03:38] Let's...

[00:03:39] Hello.

[00:03:40] That's another thing that you can do.

[00:03:41] Hello.

[00:03:42] Oh that's interesting.

[00:03:43] Yeah.

[00:03:44] Hello.

[00:03:45] Okay I'm back.

[00:03:46] Let's do a test.

[00:03:47] Okay.

[00:03:48] Uh-huh.

[00:03:49] If I...

[00:03:50] Press...

[00:03:51] Wow.

[00:03:52] If I press that button.

[00:03:54] You did.

[00:03:55] Okay.

[00:03:56] What's the test?

[00:03:57] May God give us a sign right now.

[00:04:00] Let's say silent for 30 seconds.

[00:04:01] Okay.

[00:04:02] 15 seconds.

[00:04:03] A minute.

[00:04:04] Two minutes.

[00:04:05] Two minutes maybe.

[00:04:06] I'll say two minutes.

[00:04:07] You know I kind of want to do this because I truly believe we will actually see a sign.

[00:04:11] Alright.

[00:04:12] Two minutes.

[00:04:13] Start the clock.

[00:04:14] I'm...

[00:04:15] Ian and I were talking about AA and I want to give up myself up to it.

[00:04:19] I'm going to do a higher power myself so I think it's cool.

[00:04:21] Okay.

[00:04:22] I already have it.

[00:04:23] It's already going.

[00:04:24] Okay.

[00:04:25] No, no, no, no.

[00:04:26] Let's...

[00:04:27] Starting...

[00:04:28] We got to say starting now.

[00:04:29] You can't start it.

[00:04:30] Okay.

[00:04:31] Alright and starting now.

[00:04:32] Starting now.

[00:04:33] Perhaps it could have been a difference prior.

[00:04:54] .

[00:05:24] .

[00:05:54] ,

[00:06:02] 18

[00:06:04] worked

[00:06:09] as

[00:06:13] That doesn't prove anything.

[00:06:16] What are you talking about?

[00:06:17] Yeah, I don't, I don't have to say that does.

[00:06:20] Oh!

[00:06:21] Oh my God.

[00:06:22] What the hell was that?

[00:06:23] In the last minute too, it's like, it's a beautiful day outside, but there's lightning

[00:06:27] in there.

[00:06:28] Right at the last, and then we have just now...

[00:06:31] Oh my God!

[00:06:32] Right at two minutes.

[00:06:33] Weird that that came through.

[00:06:34] Exactly at two minutes.

[00:06:36] Exactly at two minutes at Thunderclap.

[00:06:38] After it's at two minutes of silence, if you're listening to the show, you're like, fuck

[00:06:42] this.

[00:06:43] Remember it was Adam's idea.

[00:06:45] If you want to send angry emails, you send them behind.

[00:06:48] You can use the 37 second skip button on your head.

[00:06:51] You can also keep in mind that God used specifically this opportunity to reveal his existence to

[00:06:59] humanity.

[00:07:00] This is the first documented...

[00:07:02] In 2000 years, it's been either downtown or Mexican ladies toast.

[00:07:07] Right.

[00:07:08] That's right.

[00:07:09] The breakfast of a maid.

[00:07:10] That it has its face, Jesus' face on a shit they took or something they had to clean.

[00:07:16] And I think this is probably more conclusive.

[00:07:20] So that proves it.

[00:07:21] It proves that Adam touched the button.

[00:07:23] And more importantly, it proves you touched the button.

[00:07:25] Well, I mean, we can swabble about the button all day long.

[00:07:28] No, we can't.

[00:07:29] You said it, may God give us a sign and he said this.

[00:07:31] But now that I think that all humanity will unite behind one higher power, a Jewish God

[00:07:37] in the sky...

[00:07:38] No, no, no.

[00:07:39] That I was talking to.

[00:07:40] No, no, no.

[00:07:41] Now that we're all...

[00:07:42] Now that we're all Jewish...

[00:07:44] Definitely not a Jewish God.

[00:07:45] And we're all making...

[00:07:46] Did you know that the final solution was actually came from a Ouija board?

[00:07:51] I didn't.

[00:07:52] Yeah.

[00:07:53] That Hitler and the Wien Blenker.

[00:07:54] Did you ever sleep over?

[00:07:55] And yeah, it was actually...

[00:07:57] They had a sign that they should do it.

[00:07:59] They didn't even want to.

[00:08:00] They all came up during Nuremberg.

[00:08:01] They were like, why'd you do this?

[00:08:02] And they were like, I don't know.

[00:08:04] Yeah.

[00:08:05] If we asked them, as you gave up all...

[00:08:07] It says that...

[00:08:09] We exterminated 6 million Jews.

[00:08:11] 5 million gay guys and...

[00:08:13] It's all answers.

[00:08:14] All signs pointed, yes.

[00:08:16] Yeah, Hermann Göring, he wanted to play the game where you find out who your husband

[00:08:22] is, whether you get a little...

[00:08:24] Manchin, or...

[00:08:25] Oh, mash.

[00:08:26] Mash.

[00:08:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:08:28] They used the little four-corner...

[00:08:29] They did this guy, yeah.

[00:08:30] Oh, you're doing the symbol with our hands, folks.

[00:08:32] But you know the four-corner.

[00:08:33] Those things are cool.

[00:08:34] I want to make one.

[00:08:36] Yeah.

[00:08:37] We should get into those in the cabin.

[00:08:38] And we should get into origami.

[00:08:40] Absolutely.

[00:08:41] Yeah, I'd love to know.

[00:08:42] I'm thinking about maybe doing a little Pudge 3D up there.

[00:08:44] That sounds awesome.

[00:08:45] Eiffel Tower.

[00:08:46] You know what?

[00:08:47] A puzzle would be fucking sick.

[00:08:48] I love puzzles.

[00:08:49] We gotta get a puzzle.

[00:08:50] We gotta puzzle.

[00:08:51] But 3D puzzles.

[00:08:52] Amen.

[00:08:53] I had a dream...

[00:08:54] I had a dream my dad was mentally retarded and I had to take him to the Lego store.

[00:08:58] He was like...

[00:09:01] It was just your dad's face.

[00:09:03] Everything was the same, or did he look a little?

[00:09:05] I mean, he looked the same, but he was like dying of mental retardation.

[00:09:08] Right.

[00:09:09] And then like take him to the Lego store.

[00:09:10] Yeah.

[00:09:11] He made me sad.

[00:09:12] Like to cure him or like for fun.

[00:09:14] Just to make him happy one last night.

[00:09:16] Right, right, right.

[00:09:17] So he was fatally retarded.

[00:09:19] Fadily retarded.

[00:09:20] Yeah, terminally retarded.

[00:09:21] Termanally retarded.

[00:09:22] That would be funny if they could be something that happens to you.

[00:09:28] Because I gotta be honest.

[00:09:29] If you can go dumb.

[00:09:30] I gotta be honest.

[00:09:31] I believe it's possible.

[00:09:33] That's not bad.

[00:09:34] Getting hit really hard to hit one time.

[00:09:36] If you retire and you're like, you know what, man?

[00:09:39] Just make me retarded.

[00:09:40] I want candy.

[00:09:41] I don't want pussy anymore.

[00:09:43] I want the simple pleasures of life.

[00:09:45] I want friends.

[00:09:46] I want to hang out with my friends and be happy to see everyone.

[00:09:49] Yeah, I don't want my family to ever leave me.

[00:09:52] Exactly.

[00:09:53] I want to be hanging out with my mom until she goes.

[00:09:56] And then I want to be 60 years old and forget and be like, what happened?

[00:10:00] Yeah.

[00:10:01] Yeah, it's truly a shame that people die, but it's also a shame that they have to experience

[00:10:06] their life.

[00:10:07] And the answer is mental retardation.

[00:10:09] Exactly.

[00:10:10] It is the perfect solution.

[00:10:11] We should make the retard to live forever.

[00:10:14] Absolutely.

[00:10:15] Honestly, that would probably fix a lot of things.

[00:10:17] Yep.

[00:10:18] We'll get these mRNA vaccines and figure out a way to make retard to live forever.

[00:10:21] They can't breed, so it's a net zero to, you know, population.

[00:10:27] Right.

[00:10:28] And as we know, the sperm is also retarded.

[00:10:31] I know you say one about that is right in the egg.

[00:10:33] And they can basically live off Oreos, which a lot of people don't know this, but they're

[00:10:37] vegan.

[00:10:38] They're vegan and there's zero emission.

[00:10:40] Yeah.

[00:10:41] Yeah.

[00:10:42] They got different flavors of Oreos and they got candy corn Oreos.

[00:10:46] Oh, shit.

[00:10:47] That sounds disgusting.

[00:10:48] The birthday cake Oreos.

[00:10:50] That's, you know what?

[00:10:51] It's weird.

[00:10:52] I talked about s'mores Oreo.

[00:10:53] I got to know an argument with SDB the other day.

[00:10:57] About the birthday cake.

[00:11:00] And they didn't believe suck dick butt cheeks.

[00:11:03] No, some dumb bitch.

[00:11:05] Some dumb bitch.

[00:11:06] An SDB.

[00:11:07] An SDB.

[00:11:08] Yeah.

[00:11:09] Mm hmm.

[00:11:10] About the birthday cake.

[00:11:11] And they're like, that's just any cake that serves on your birthday.

[00:11:13] It's like, no.

[00:11:14] Okay.

[00:11:15] There's a.

[00:11:16] Okay.

[00:11:17] It's a flavor.

[00:11:18] Okay.

[00:11:19] Mrs. fucking semantics.

[00:11:20] Yeah.

[00:11:21] Suck me off.

[00:11:22] It's a fucking, it's a type of case.

[00:11:24] It's confetti.

[00:11:25] So it's confetti fucking, you know what I'm talking about.

[00:11:28] Yeah.

[00:11:29] Yellow cake with funfetti go throughout white icing.

[00:11:33] Yes.

[00:11:34] That's the traditional one or listen.

[00:11:35] It can be a sheet cake.

[00:11:37] Yeah.

[00:11:38] But I don't know what the fuck.

[00:11:39] It's a yellow cake.

[00:11:41] Yellow, yellow funfetti is the traditional birthday cake.

[00:11:44] That's what's on the packaging.

[00:11:45] Yeah.

[00:11:46] That's the flavor.

[00:11:47] Yeah.

[00:11:48] Yeah.

[00:11:49] Yeah.

[00:11:50] But at the same time, it's not, here's what it definitely isn't.

[00:11:52] It definitely isn't a carrot cake you have on your birthday.

[00:11:54] Right.

[00:11:55] It definitely isn't a fucking German chocolate cake you have on your birthday.

[00:11:58] That's what I used to say.

[00:11:59] But.

[00:12:00] Yeah.

[00:12:01] I feel like your grandma decides the German chocolate cake is your favorite and then that's just

[00:12:05] your favorite.

[00:12:06] It's not that good.

[00:12:07] I had German chocolate cake.

[00:12:08] My mom or my grandma would make me German chocolate cake for my birthday because they decided that was my favorite.

[00:12:13] Yeah.

[00:12:14] What the fuck is that?

[00:12:15] It's one time when you were done three times chocolate.

[00:12:16] You had a bite and smiled.

[00:12:18] Yeah.

[00:12:19] And they're until you're fucking 17 years old.

[00:12:21] They're like, yeah.

[00:12:22] But the best cake is Italian cheesecake with a cigarette.

[00:12:26] That's a fucking birthday.

[00:12:27] I want to lit cigarette out of the top.

[00:12:29] Yeah.

[00:12:30] That's the candle.

[00:12:31] I smoke it from the top.

[00:12:32] Oh shit, dude.

[00:12:33] Yeah.

[00:12:34] Got the ember dancing on your tongue.

[00:12:36] There's a better cheesecake.

[00:12:38] Oh.

[00:12:39] Shut up.

[00:12:40] What is it?

[00:12:41] Shut up.

[00:12:42] Bask.

[00:12:43] No, I'm not going to ask you anything.

[00:12:45] Spanish cheesecake.

[00:12:46] That's not real.

[00:12:47] Bask.

[00:12:48] The bass do it.

[00:12:49] B-A-S-Q-E-U-E.

[00:12:50] They do a bit different cheesecake.

[00:12:51] I had a response.

[00:12:52] And what the fuck is it?

[00:12:53] Mr. fucking International.

[00:12:54] Look it up, dude.

[00:12:55] It's like Wavehouse, Rancheros, but cheesecake.

[00:12:57] It's got salsa and salsa cheesecake.

[00:13:00] I just got a text from my friend to RSVP or wedding, but I'm like, I'm officiating.

[00:13:06] You remember the first time you heard of Mexican breakfast?

[00:13:10] You thought it was just racist?

[00:13:11] Or I did.

[00:13:12] I don't remember that.

[00:13:13] Yeah.

[00:13:14] I remember seeing Mexican breakfast somewhere and it was just eggs with salsa and shit on

[00:13:17] it and I'm like, come on.

[00:13:19] Right.

[00:13:20] What's that?

[00:13:21] Black people breakfast is eggs with watermelon fried chicken.

[00:13:24] Right.

[00:13:25] Right.

[00:13:26] And it's like, no, this is what Mexicans have.

[00:13:27] Yeah, they literally eat that.

[00:13:28] Yeah, Wavehouse Rancheros does feel like, come on, man.

[00:13:30] Yeah, well Wavehouse Rancheros, if it had been called that, that would make sense.

[00:13:34] But calling it Mexican breakfast, and it's just regular breakfast, but they threw some

[00:13:38] salsa on there.

[00:13:39] Yeah.

[00:13:40] You know what's really good for breakfast?

[00:13:41] Chilli-culus.

[00:13:42] Have you ever had that?

[00:13:45] Why are you sitting like you're in labor?

[00:13:47] I do hate how you're sitting, right?

[00:13:49] You got your fucking pussy all the way.

[00:13:51] I hate it, dude.

[00:13:53] Seriously.

[00:13:54] No, no, no.

[00:13:55] Why are you doing this, man?

[00:13:56] You have some modesty.

[00:13:57] You know I'm the most chaste member of the podcast.

[00:14:01] Yeah, chaste, Buttigieg.

[00:14:02] Yeah.

[00:14:03] No.

[00:14:04] Chaste, so man's penis.

[00:14:05] His name is Chastan.

[00:14:06] Whatever.

[00:14:07] Their baby's name, Chaste.

[00:14:09] And what's the deal now is like, they won't like women get paid time off, but now it's

[00:14:13] some gay.

[00:14:14] Gay guy to get some gay murderer for the government is like, I need two years.

[00:14:18] I need two years off.

[00:14:19] So me and my fucking, they don't even have the kid yet.

[00:14:23] I have no idea.

[00:14:24] How does that work?

[00:14:25] They put it in his ass.

[00:14:26] Two years off?

[00:14:27] Huh?

[00:14:28] You have to put it in your ass to incubate it.

[00:14:29] Yeah.

[00:14:30] You have to finish it in your ass.

[00:14:31] Right.

[00:14:32] It's like one of those dinosaurs that get bigger.

[00:14:33] Yeah.

[00:14:34] Yeah.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:36] Chastan is giving birth to one of those sponge dinosaurs.

[00:14:40] Yeah.

[00:14:41] He's like, well, we are adopting the baby, but I wanted to know what motherhood felt like.

[00:14:46] So I put one of those little dinosaurs in my ass nine months ago and it's getting really

[00:14:50] big.

[00:14:51] Yeah, dude.

[00:14:52] Fucking motherfucking Pete and Chastan.

[00:15:01] Yeah.

[00:15:02] What's he do now?

[00:15:04] Secretary of something?

[00:15:05] Yeah.

[00:15:06] Secretary of transportation.

[00:15:07] Oh, really?

[00:15:08] Yeah.

[00:15:09] Highways.

[00:15:10] Cruising.

[00:15:11] Yeah.

[00:15:12] Truck stop.

[00:15:13] Truck stop.

[00:15:14] He's going to start there.

[00:15:15] He's going to the truck stop.

[00:15:16] Yeah.

[00:15:17] Like Fauci was like at gay bathhouses to check out AIDS.

[00:15:21] Yeah.

[00:15:22] But a judge at the truck stops just.

[00:15:24] He's probably shutting them down.

[00:15:25] Shutting them down.

[00:15:26] In a self-flow thing.

[00:15:27] As you know, we're currently doing this.

[00:15:29] This is our, we are here live right now in the second week of November.

[00:15:33] Right.

[00:15:34] We're well into the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.

[00:15:36] Yeah.

[00:15:37] We know.

[00:15:38] And we can't, there's some crazy.

[00:15:39] Dude, I was reading the news today.

[00:15:41] Revelation.

[00:15:42] I was reading to these also.

[00:15:43] Today on November 10th.

[00:15:46] Yeah.

[00:15:47] Whatever today is.

[00:15:49] It's definitely today.

[00:15:50] I know that.

[00:15:51] It's today and it's November 13th.

[00:15:53] That's November 10th.

[00:15:55] That was a crazy surprise.

[00:15:57] No, no, no.

[00:15:58] November 10th was Wednesday.

[00:16:02] So it's today as the- Oh, you're right.

[00:16:04] It's today is November 13th.

[00:16:06] Yeah.

[00:16:07] But you definitely is that day.

[00:16:08] I'm just confused because I'm- I'm sorry, November 14th.

[00:16:11] I've been-

[00:16:12] I'm the 14th.

[00:16:13] I'm, because I've diabetes.

[00:16:16] Yeah.

[00:16:17] Which I was diagnosed with two weeks ago.

[00:16:20] Yeah.

[00:16:21] That's when you sucked on my dick one time.

[00:16:23] You called it.

[00:16:24] Yeah.

[00:16:25] My nuts, my nuts.

[00:16:26] You said, yeah.

[00:16:27] You said, yeah.

[00:16:28] Yeah, and wait, again.

[00:16:29] You keep doing shit like this.

[00:16:30] Like, yeah.

[00:16:31] Are you saying?

[00:16:32] Yeah.

[00:16:33] Sure.

[00:16:34] Like sarcastic.

[00:16:35] No, no, no.

[00:16:36] You said, yeah.

[00:16:37] Adam, back me up here.

[00:16:38] Back in you up, buddy.

[00:16:39] Thanks.

[00:16:40] Always on your table.

[00:16:41] Adam did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did he not just admit he sucked my dick

[00:16:45] and call horses?

[00:16:46] What the hell is this?

[00:16:47] What the hell is this?

[00:16:48] 20 questions.

[00:16:49] That's my favorite.

[00:16:50] Who would say that?

[00:16:51] Will you cheat?

[00:16:52] No, me.

[00:16:53] What the hell is this bitch?

[00:16:54] 20 questions.

[00:16:55] That's not even the game.

[00:16:56] That's not even the game.

[00:16:57] That's not how the game works.

[00:16:58] That's the one question.

[00:16:59] There's one question.

[00:17:00] It's like, did you eat your coworkers pussy?

[00:17:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:03] It's just a dick's eye.

[00:17:04] I just a dick's eye.

[00:17:06] It ain't cheating.

[00:17:07] Yeah.

[00:17:08] But, uh, got written house.

[00:17:11] Well, trial.

[00:17:12] Adam, you said that the surprise witness?

[00:17:15] Uh, at the, yeah.

[00:17:18] Which was, uh, Marilyn Manson.

[00:17:20] Oh, yeah.

[00:17:21] What did he, what did, how did that go?

[00:17:24] Sort of.

[00:17:25] I believe he testified that his music made Kyle do it.

[00:17:27] Yeah, he said that he took full responsibility.

[00:17:30] Yeah, he said it's his bad.

[00:17:33] And that he actually did take his rib out to suck his own.

[00:17:36] Let me ask you this.

[00:17:37] And they're like, objection is relevance.

[00:17:39] And they're like, I'll allow it.

[00:17:41] I'll allow it.

[00:17:42] Marilyn, did you take that?

[00:17:45] Do you think people would be mad at Kyle Riddenhouse if he didn't have like one of

[00:17:48] those like the like red, wet lips and kind of a piglet aesthetic?

[00:17:52] Yes.

[00:17:53] But I do, I don't think it helps.

[00:17:55] I think they're going after him for his.

[00:17:57] No, they're going after him for having a close relationship with his mother.

[00:18:00] Right.

[00:18:01] Which is a very unpopular thing to.

[00:18:03] Does he have a close relationship?

[00:18:04] I mean, didn't his mom drive him to kill people?

[00:18:07] To kill his people.

[00:18:08] Yeah.

[00:18:09] I think he's my drop to ball.

[00:18:10] To be honest with you, I didn't pay attention to anything.

[00:18:13] I watched the video, but only because I like videos of people shooting each other.

[00:18:17] So I wasn't, I forgot to even make a judgment.

[00:18:20] I was just like, bad ass.

[00:18:22] Right.

[00:18:23] Awesome.

[00:18:24] Yeah, you thought it was just like a video.

[00:18:25] I thought it was sick.

[00:18:26] I mean, honestly, video is cool.

[00:18:28] That video is awesome.

[00:18:29] I haven't watched the video.

[00:18:30] I just, I remember him walking past the cops and the cops not doing anything.

[00:18:35] Well, the first part of the video is some guys chasing him and then tried to take his

[00:18:38] gun and he shoots a guy.

[00:18:40] You can't really see anything.

[00:18:41] But the second part of the video, there's like a mob after him.

[00:18:43] And one guy's like swinging a skateboard at him.

[00:18:44] He falls to the ground.

[00:18:46] And then another guy pulls a gun on.

[00:18:48] Jesus Christ.

[00:18:49] And he's on the ground and he shoots the guy like through his elbow and you see the

[00:18:52] guy's elbow fucking explode.

[00:18:54] Oh, geez.

[00:18:55] And I'm like, fuck dude.

[00:18:57] That's cool.

[00:18:58] That's cool.

[00:18:59] I don't know, man.

[00:19:02] I prefer to be stuntmen.

[00:19:03] Get a fake.

[00:19:04] Nick roots for the bad guys.

[00:19:06] I just like violence in general.

[00:19:08] I'm not a bad guy.

[00:19:09] I don't have this says nothing to do with politics.

[00:19:11] I just like seeing people get hurt.

[00:19:13] That's true.

[00:19:14] You would have been just as happy if someone shot Kyle Rittenhouse in the head.

[00:19:17] The internet was way better 10 years ago when it was just fighting videos.

[00:19:21] That is true.

[00:19:22] That was a much pure version of the internet.

[00:19:24] It wasn't even 10 years ago, dude.

[00:19:25] It was less than that.

[00:19:26] Yeah.

[00:19:27] No, no.

[00:19:28] I think longer.

[00:19:29] You think longer?

[00:19:30] I think so.

[00:19:31] Do you remember bum fights?

[00:19:32] Of course.

[00:19:33] Do I remember bum fights?

[00:19:34] I remember the product of my hometown Las Vegas, Nevada.

[00:19:37] Was it?

[00:19:38] Yeah.

[00:19:39] Bumfos was great.

[00:19:40] Kimbo slice was great.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:42] Backyard.

[00:19:43] Backyard.

[00:19:44] What is it?

[00:19:45] And then they tried to make him an MMA.

[00:19:46] My favorite part of the Kimbo video is when he beats the shit out of the guy and he's walking

[00:19:49] white and he just looks at the camera and he goes, got to eat.

[00:19:54] RIP.

[00:19:55] Like that's just like it's a little bit.

[00:19:59] Yeah.

[00:20:00] Yeah.

[00:20:01] He did die, right?

[00:20:02] Yeah.

[00:20:03] What happened is hard exploit or something.

[00:20:05] I fucked him in his ass.

[00:20:07] What?

[00:20:08] I beat his ass dude.

[00:20:09] You fucked up Kimbo.

[00:20:10] You know what?

[00:20:11] Yeah.

[00:20:12] He was like, he's like, I got too much to lose.

[00:20:14] I can't get this one on video and I just wrecked his shit.

[00:20:17] Really?

[00:20:18] Yeah.

[00:20:19] But it paid nobody fucking believes me, but it paid well.

[00:20:21] Nobody believes me.

[00:20:22] I've been to shit.

[00:20:24] That's awesome.

[00:20:25] Dude, that's I believe your bro.

[00:20:27] That's really annoying that no one will be.

[00:20:29] I beat his ass up.

[00:20:30] Good.

[00:20:31] He killed himself.

[00:20:32] Oh, you didn't kill him.

[00:20:33] What you kind of did?

[00:20:34] No, I bad him around like a cat like a mouse.

[00:20:38] Yeah.

[00:20:39] I was like, what's up?

[00:20:41] Pop pop.

[00:20:42] Let's let's we'll reenact the fight for the next 40 minutes.

[00:20:45] So it was like, pop pop pop pop.

[00:20:50] I've never been in fights.

[00:20:51] I don't know what they sound like really, but you know, something like that.

[00:20:54] That was the one fight I've ever been in.

[00:20:56] He's sick.

[00:20:57] He was six to two thirty five.

[00:20:59] So like, he didn't match.

[00:21:00] I thought he was bigger than that.

[00:21:02] On the videos, he looked enormous.

[00:21:04] What do you mean?

[00:21:05] He thought he was bigger than that?

[00:21:07] I thought he was like six, six.

[00:21:08] That's big.

[00:21:09] No.

[00:21:10] I thought me died of 42 in Margate, Florida.

[00:21:13] And he's a beh.

[00:21:14] He was a behame man.

[00:21:15] He was a behame man.

[00:21:16] Yeah.

[00:21:17] I don't know how I remember that.

[00:21:18] I think you used to have like Bahamas flags stuff.

[00:21:20] He's real name was Kevin Ferguson.

[00:21:23] That's sick man.

[00:21:25] Kimbo slice is a great name, dude.

[00:21:28] Yeah.

[00:21:29] When's the last time you were in a fight at him?

[00:21:32] Um, against a guy?

[00:21:36] Yeah.

[00:21:37] It's been ages.

[00:21:40] Yeah.

[00:21:41] I don't think, I mean, I remember Adam tried to tell me one to describe a fight he was

[00:21:46] in as a drunk Mexican guy was like, in the middle.

[00:21:49] Do you see?

[00:21:50] Came here, wallet and Adam like brushed past him and ran away.

[00:21:53] I, I, I, I, I elbowed him in the stomach.

[00:21:57] Wow, dude.

[00:21:58] But he was completely blackout drunk.

[00:22:01] And he tried to fight you.

[00:22:02] He was like literally teetering towards the ground.

[00:22:04] He tried to rob you.

[00:22:05] He was a Salvadorian guy in Columbia Heights.

[00:22:09] I was leaving the Wonderland ballroom.

[00:22:10] Dude, that's how awesome that guy thought he literally had a chance to rob you completely

[00:22:14] blacked out.

[00:22:15] That's how non intimidating he was.

[00:22:18] He was hoping you would just hand him your wallet and kind of steady him and bled him

[00:22:22] on his way.

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] I, I got it.

[00:22:25] I would fight when I was a kid, but I haven't really gotten into fights as an adult in elementary

[00:22:30] school.

[00:22:31] I think I told the story where I beat these two kids at ping pong and then they just fucking

[00:22:37] were Matt and I was just talking shit.

[00:22:39] And I'd also beat, I'd beaten the other, one of these kids up in a fight a couple years

[00:22:44] before.

[00:22:45] And I think they got there come up and they just beat the shit out of me for being too

[00:22:48] good at ping pong.

[00:22:50] Wow.

[00:22:51] Wow.

[00:22:52] They really right and Mike they ran upon you.

[00:22:54] They fucking gave me a black eye, dude.

[00:22:56] And then I just had to see them at school.

[00:22:58] And then my dad, my dad fucking threatened these children from his van.

[00:23:03] That was like 11.

[00:23:05] His ice cream truck to me.

[00:23:06] My dad was not an ice cream.

[00:23:08] I wish he was.

[00:23:10] Yeah.

[00:23:11] You get picked up from school every day tonight.

[00:23:13] How humiliating would that be?

[00:23:14] Yeah.

[00:23:15] Martin, you're fat as shit.

[00:23:16] Yeah.

[00:23:17] Martin, the mean is that a nice.

[00:23:18] Yeah.

[00:23:19] But Martin, I mean, he's hot.

[00:23:20] He's not hot.

[00:23:21] He's not a fat.

[00:23:22] Well, he's not a bad idea, but he's not a good looking guy.

[00:23:24] No disrespect to Martin.

[00:23:25] Yeah.

[00:23:26] He's not.

[00:23:27] He's not hot.

[00:23:28] He's just a mad ABOUT there.

[00:23:31] He said NO.

[00:23:33] He wasn't a bad guy without him.

[00:23:35] I'll scan too.

[00:23:36] I didn't have time.

[00:23:38] I was a couple years old who came out of Nanus for his musical career.

[00:23:45] And then again, I was thinking, who are some of you guys getting young?

[00:23:55] Don't fuck this

[00:24:01] You know

[00:24:03] Really wanted he wanted to have a day out of the park

[00:24:07] On my behalf Wow, and I said you watch yourself

[00:24:10] Better check

[00:24:23] Yeah, it would be tough to be a fat child getting picked up like ice cream truck

[00:24:28] I don't know anything else worse, but it would be in the humidity to get picked up in like a

[00:24:33] Dominant with your if your dad picked you up with like the little dominoes thing. That's more about poverty than that

[00:24:39] I hope I won't have a lot

[00:24:41] I would have the like just make a ridiculous amounts of money so that like if my son misbehaves at home

[00:24:47] I can pick him up from school the next day get a work van while he's at school. He has no idea to work van

[00:24:53] Ladder on top right everything and on the side just decal it says my son is gay construction

[00:25:06] Here to pick you up from school

[00:25:11] Jeremy yeah, six seventh grade right in the money spot six. Oh, yeah, seventh is the worst

[00:25:18] What are you doing my son is gay construction. That's what you get from recklessly lip smacking

[00:25:25] That's what you get for playing with my fucking my son my son just looks exactly like him both likes

[00:25:36] Time to go home to mom who looks nothing like him both sides

[00:25:41] And I guess you got that maybe some of his DNA rubbed off when I beat his ass

[00:25:45] Yeah, yeah, my son's black cuz I fucked up this black guy years ago

[00:25:51] I beat his ass beat up black guy about 30 years ago and now you know how mixes in and my son is black now

[00:26:02] Yeah, just explaining that on Shark Tank and they're like, what's your business?

[00:26:07] Business

[00:26:09] I thought this was just a show where you come explain things explain things are rich

[00:26:13] You can catch these hands

[00:26:16] Look at me Damon dead you remind me of a

[00:26:20] One time that I had a problem with everyone's like whoa

[00:26:26] Barbara carcarans like you can't say that

[00:26:29] I feel like I feel like Barbara gets

[00:26:33] Gets fuck she got fucked back in the day. I feel like she's talking about being a waitress and I'm thinking damn

[00:26:38] Let me get some that's the joy and fabrics bitch on Shark Tank

[00:26:41] Yeah, Barbara's got a vibe where she's still catching. Yeah, she's still sucking cock. Yeah, even though she's you know past that

[00:26:49] She's doing it for her. I'd I'd rather smash with Barbara than Lori. No, I'd want to fuck. No, Lori be annoying

[00:26:56] Yeah, but she's a little hotter. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is like I'd say Barbara's less attractive

[00:27:02] But I'd rather smash with her

[00:27:04] Barbara's got that fucking little fucking German boy haircut

[00:27:07] Yeah, that's kind of just like a Midwest mom haircut Barbara Corcoran young

[00:27:15] Okay

[00:27:16] She looks alright. I think she's the Corcoran group. I think all those like no shit. Yeah, they're like fucking real estate thing

[00:27:24] I think that's her. Oh really? No, don't you do restaurants or something? No, I think she's real estate

[00:27:31] Anyway, I'm saying a picture Barbara without her fucking all that TV makeup and I'm out

[00:27:36] Really? And for this I'm out because you Barbara you're an old wrinkly bitch and for this reason. I'm out

[00:27:53] You know I think about it and for the simple fact that there's the pussy

[00:27:56] But there's also the booty hole and then there's a titty said that we call this the triumvirate of the of the pussy

[00:28:02] Temps and if you don't have all three aspects of your shit integrated

[00:28:07] Then I'm out. Yep. That's it's that simple either. I'm in or I'm out

[00:28:11] Yep, and once I'm out I can't get back in unless my dick becomes hard

[00:28:18] That's the only way in it's not going in soft. Yeah, so you can suck dick, right?

[00:28:22] You know you can make up with it with the head game if you're missing part of the triumvirate

[00:28:26] That's right. Well if you got the triumvirate the head game still can't be sloppy. Absolutely. You see what I'm saying

[00:28:33] Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, fuck off my show bitch get off my show bitch deflated suck on my dick bitch

[00:28:40] Get the fuck off my show

[00:28:42] Get the fuck off my show

[00:28:44] Apparently Barbara Corcoran clams she was in a business meeting with Donald Trump hold on now from the back

[00:28:51] Yeah, she's leaving good from the back actually Barbara. Why don't you come back in here?

[00:28:56] But back up do a backpedal back up it

[00:29:02] She said she was never in a room with him alone except on one occasion. She was pregnant at the time

[00:29:09] And he compared her breast size to his wife by putting his hands in the air. That's awesome and we did that Donald Trump

[00:29:17] He's awesome

[00:29:19] Yeah, I'm definitely fucking Laurie Griner if you ask me I'm looking at her Instagram right now Laurie. Yeah

[00:29:26] Something about her fucking annoys me of course, but that would be all the more recent. Oh, yeah, Barbara does

[00:29:31] It's kind of she has like nice legs

[00:29:34] from the back

[00:29:36] Yeah, dude

[00:29:38] Yeah, maybe it's time to stop start fucking old ladies

[00:29:42] To the you fucked an old lady Adam. It seems like you randomly would have I've there was a guy some old lady on the street

[00:29:48] Yeah

[00:29:50] Have you fucking a lady no no stories start there was a guy

[00:29:56] We're working at that fabrication shop that guy Jesse

[00:30:00] You remember that guy Jesse's up he fucked an old man

[00:30:06] You remember he was telling us he's like yeah, dude

[00:30:08] I've been going to fucking cougar bars in Midtown

[00:30:11] and he he said there like a couple bars on like the

[00:30:14] Upper East side in Midtown that he goes to and he just really he

[00:30:17] Fucks like six year old women should we go 50 I feel like I was like come wingman me. I would love to go

[00:30:23] Yeah, that was so fun. I'm trying to get sucked off by an aspiring real housewife. Yeah, exactly

[00:30:30] That'll be sick those chicks are born. I've looked there was a woman in the 40 year old when I was 20. That's awesome. Yeah

[00:30:41] When I first moved I fucked a 37 year old, but I remember that story

[00:30:45] Yeah, that story of course. Yeah, yeah

[00:30:50] That was I believe that might have been the first squirter I encountered I

[00:30:54] Know it's pussy for so long for 36 years. Yeah

[00:30:59] And then I got and then she let me raw dog and then just never we mutually ghosted each other

[00:31:06] But she had some big fat titties

[00:31:09] It's pretty fun. Yeah, we got high we're gonna go watch Captain America, but I just got pussy instead

[00:31:17] Topton America top ton. Mm-hmm. That's a cool name for you like British son that you bring on shark tank topton

[00:31:23] I'm topton and I invented a new way to suck dick

[00:31:29] You have your hand in your son's back pocket well he talks to sharks

[00:31:32] You know we don't really really get into the shark tank and not phone this show, but that really is very easy to just

[00:31:42] Just live in the world of shark tank jokes. Mm-hmm. This could just be a shark tank show. You know who loves shark tank is Elders

[00:31:49] Yeah, I'll just watch a shark. He's got an entrepreneurial mind

[00:31:56] He does do the isn't entrepreneurial like outlook on things one time elders

[00:32:01] He is

[00:32:03] He was like I'm gonna start making my own soaps and what he did was he bought soap and he put like a little bit of like

[00:32:11] Lavender essential oil in it and he said he was making soap and he sold like one

[00:32:18] Thing to like a family friend and then he just like took the L on me

[00:32:23] That was his whole business was fucking buying pre-made soap and putting a little bit of oil in it. That's hilarious

[00:32:30] He was like yeah, he was talking like less involved than even making fucking lemonade

[00:32:37] Stand I got lemonade and I'm adding sugar

[00:32:40] I

[00:32:41] Think it was literally I think you had that idea literally because of shark tank. He loves shark tank

[00:32:46] I'm more of a chopped guy. I'm that's the kind of shit. I like to fucking watch in the background

[00:32:51] Yeah, but you need something with a nice formula, you know, yeah something your brain can relax

[00:32:57] Yeah, three eliminations

[00:32:59] Three eliminations breakfast lunch and dinner where they do appetizer may answer

[00:33:06] Come on you're sounding ridiculous now. I don't want too much

[00:33:10] I'm a dish. I'm a cooking show called biggest noodle. Okay, where they have to make the biggest noodle. That'd be cool

[00:33:17] And the winner gets to suck

[00:33:20] me off

[00:33:22] That would be awesome or they put make a noodle that looks a lot like a cock and it's in a lineup and they suck all three

[00:33:34] The new shop, but you're allowed to throw knives at the other chefs. I like that

[00:33:40] It's called knife chef knife chef. Yeah, we're chopped off your cock

[00:33:44] Yeah, or chopped your tits off or fox's man versus beast, but it's chopped

[00:33:49] So you have to be better at cooking than a chimpanzee. Mm-hmm, but the chimpanzees allowed to beat you to death

[00:33:55] So you have to be its friend. Mm-hmm. You have to win the chimp over

[00:33:59] Dude, I would not want to be in a fucking area with an unsupervised chimp and uncircumcised chimpanzee

[00:34:05] Yeah, they calm down if you circumcise them interesting. Yeah, you got a shave it. You ever see one without its fur

[00:34:12] No, chimp that picture. Yeah, oh, yeah, I have seen that it looks weird looks like a Jackdolled man

[00:34:18] Yeah, that's what that's literally what I would love to look like a

[00:34:23] Hairless chimp. Yeah like that. Yeah

[00:34:26] Just you know, that is weird how fucking Jack they are they walk on their heads

[00:34:32] God damn that boy is fucking serious. Mm-hmm that boy not fucking around

[00:34:40] All right, what's our shark tank that boy? I'll make you chimp fit

[00:34:44] Yeah, Tim fit this sitting around like that damn dude. Why'd you got his hair off?

[00:34:52] He's chilling they lose their hair in the summer really need to have sex

[00:34:57] They've taken her fur. They waxed their pussy to have sex

[00:35:01] Dude, what would you do if you saw a fucking gorilla in the zoo and it was a hairy, but it had his pussy waxed

[00:35:08] He's wearing a thong

[00:35:10] He's a slut

[00:35:12] Just like the head of the zoo getting fired because they like recognize trans people we put all the chimpanzees and dresses and

[00:35:21] And makeup and stuff like it's lgpt awareness at the Bronx do we have all the tigers dressed up like girls

[00:35:30] So we put just a tiger with lipstick so we put smeared pearls and like a pantsuit. Yeah

[00:35:36] Some Hillary Clinton that's tiger

[00:35:40] Wiggle out of the fucking

[00:35:43] When you put a when you put garbage on top of a cat and doesn't know where to go back or forward

[00:35:49] I do like the tiger's behave like cat like little cats

[00:35:53] Like all big ass cat they love all the one family

[00:35:56] It's fucking hilarious when you see a fucking line in a little in a big ass little box. Yeah, it's how do you ravians like

[00:36:02] Owning them as cats. I

[00:36:06] Wouldn't have I wouldn't have the guts

[00:36:08] They could smell they could smell the fear on me. Yeah, then again. I didn't have the guts to do 911 either. Yeah. Yeah, they do they love boxes

[00:36:16] It's awesome. You see a cat in a fucking like big ass box fucking tiger

[00:36:22] What happened I got the tiger king he's in jail still

[00:36:27] He's in jail. He's a guy. I didn't watch that you didn't know

[00:36:31] How the fuck did you watch it because I was pandemic just are there's nothing to do I was dealing with some other stuff

[00:36:38] Oh, that's true

[00:36:40] What happened?

[00:36:42] He's fucking Vegas. Do you know you're gambling? Yeah, I was gambling

[00:36:49] This is this is good contact now hold on here

[00:36:52] Lines and tigers singing I'm telling you bro. I honestly honestly be honest with you. This is new to me

[00:36:57] This is you to you. Oh, you're in for fucking treat dude. That's the these are the best videos on the internet

[00:37:02] I'm gonna have to cancel the show big guys fucking

[00:37:05] Lion getting in a box. It's so so cute. I love this shit, dude. I love big cats

[00:37:11] You know, I'm a big conservation guy. I do go to Africa every year and I shoot black people trying to kill him

[00:37:17] I do that's called reverse poaching reverse. But you shoot the poachers. I'm antifa

[00:37:22] Right. You know I do and because I consider poaching a form of fascism. Right. So good. I'm going to kill black pirates

[00:37:30] You guys wanna come with me to no caped on no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[00:37:37] And then we'll go and separate the week after you leave

[00:37:43] And then we'll go the same time but staying a go to a different part of Cape Town. We'll go to Kruger park

[00:37:48] We'll go on a safari Kruger Park Kruger Park will get the five will you got to see the the big five

[00:37:57] My dick no, it's like oh my god. It's the five big five

[00:38:02] The five animals you have to see before you leave. What are they? I don't know I forget

[00:38:07] What are you going?

[00:38:09] What Adam likes to do is he goes there and he gets a

[00:38:13] Peacock to put its feathers in his ass and spread them out

[00:38:15] Hmm you do like that? Yeah

[00:38:20] Hold your phone if you agree that you like that

[00:38:27] It's a lion an elephant a rhinoceros

[00:38:31] What is that a will to hit bow or like a water buffalo and

[00:38:38] Leopard

[00:38:40] Okay, you got to see him

[00:38:42] How far is South Africa

[00:38:44] It's pretty far. It's not as far as Australia. It's the flight from New York. It's like nine hours. It's not bad

[00:38:52] Yeah, it's not bad. It's a little it's basically grease. Yeah, it's just you go south. I

[00:38:58] Think maybe it's ten. I don't know

[00:39:04] These are the music to the cat sitting in boxes by the way everyone it's Andre and Arthur the two Bengal tigers sitting in a box

[00:39:11] Oh

[00:39:14] You going Adam are you going to I got a case my grandma's 90. I gotta go see her

[00:39:19] She's been in fucking COVID for the last two years. I feel bad about it. Yeah, my grandma's 90

[00:39:25] She's turning 91 this December sounds so lonely. I guess she is a brother my grandma's with my mom

[00:39:33] Dude, they got a nice little setup going there shit. I actually have to fuck

[00:39:36] God damn it dude. There's so much to do. I know the holiday is coming up. I

[00:39:42] Told my mom would fuck I gotta buy them a cow damn basically a little clubhouse where my mom my grandma hang out

[00:39:47] Watch Greek TV like outside the house. No like upstairs. They took George's old room when when COVID happened

[00:39:54] My dad wasn't he was just like still going out. They made a gal

[00:39:57] Okay, he was like playing he was just like hanging out and drinking and like fucking with the boys

[00:40:02] She's blambers go on in the channel. Hello. Hello. Yeah, he would him and just all his fucking

[00:40:08] Construction worker day labor ass fucking contractor friends would still go to coffee houses. It's very funny to do four-stay laborers to hang out with you

[00:40:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on a day, right. Yeah, we'll just Greek other Greeks. I guess can contractors

[00:40:21] Oh, I think you meant like Juan Carlos. Yeah, he would buy them to be friends

[00:40:25] That would be so funny

[00:40:27] The social dynamic of those guys is I know I've said it before but I love it. There's always one that's drunk or more aggressive

[00:40:36] The pack alpha pack leader. He just never gets his work. Yeah, you you you and you

[00:40:43] The aggressive guy with the backwards hat and the spider-man backpack. It just stays at the parking lot

[00:40:50] Probably happy on some level damn

[00:40:52] We that what the hell is that angle directly it might the piece of a wire brush?

[00:40:58] Oh my god, and it's almost twice as big as your dick almost and it would have completely sabotaged it. It's not

[00:41:07] Did you ever the AOC tweet where she's like almost ten people died at the Capitol

[00:41:12] What yeah, I'm just talking about January 6, but it's just not true. Yeah, well, it's not true

[00:41:18] I guess it's true. It's a person got shot by the cops one person got shot by the cops and then

[00:41:24] Later, yeah like two days later, but I guess that's almost ten

[00:41:29] Someone tasered himself or that was fake, right? I guess you can say you can you can qualify anything with almost my dick is almost 10 inches

[00:41:36] Yeah, almost 10 people I almost fucked AOC 10 times. You know what?

[00:41:41] I almost was close to 10, but I almost that's almost nearly nearly is better than almost

[00:41:46] Yeah, there was nearly cuz zero is near basically is the best of all basically

[00:41:55] Basically is the funniest one because it's clearly the biggest lie

[00:42:01] Like no one who's telling the truth is basically ever

[00:42:06] Yeah

[00:42:07] But I did

[00:42:09] We did I did I basically I'm for the most part fuck during the pussy

[00:42:18] As long as we're as long as your spitball in here, I fucked your ten time

[00:42:22] I fucked it for more than that. Yeah, and for lack of a better word. I fucked AOC 10 times. Oh baby. I wanna suck baby. I'm fucking gay

[00:42:40] I want to suck in you

[00:42:47] Fellows is it gay to force a bitch to watch you fuck a man

[00:42:51] Because that's what's making you you getting off to making the bitch. It's yeah, you're trying to get her horny

[00:42:56] I'm getting I my ass juicing up because I'm thinking about up on cock what's going on with her pussy

[00:43:03] Coming up on cock tank. It's a mix of trying to

[00:43:07] allow women to suck your cock

[00:43:09] Or let figuring out scenarios that are gay and not gay, right? So you noticed you're clear of them

[00:43:16] That's a good service we could provide with cock tank. I think so. I think it's a great idea

[00:43:23] Your titch aren't that big but there's something about your mouth and the fuck one fucked up tooth

[00:43:29] It's really doing it for me and for that reason I'm in the snaggle tooth

[00:43:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah shout out to the snaggle tooth horse

[00:43:41] Hearts of gold honestly

[00:43:44] No, it's one of those things where it's like it barely is a dent in your attractiveness or whatever

[00:43:50] No, it's cuter

[00:43:52] Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you want it's not like they're missing a fucking arm. It's just like your two one tooth

[00:43:58] I'll fuck a bitch with no arm. No problem. Yeah, I've done it really well

[00:44:04] Not missing an arm, but weird limb deformities. I'll yeah respect

[00:44:09] Damn now I'm jealous. I've never done that

[00:44:12] If you're missing an arm and you want to suck me off out there

[00:44:16] Holler at me

[00:44:18] Adam have you ever fucked somebody missing a limb of any kind? I wish

[00:44:22] Yeah, we got we're not even living dude. We think we've had so much experience

[00:44:27] We think we're so worldly, but we haven't even been to Monte Carlo. We haven't been to Monte Carlo

[00:44:32] We haven't been in a high school. How far is Monte Carlo?

[00:44:35] We haven't been in a high stakes program 250 miles with a guy with an eye patch

[00:44:40] Bitch you wouldn't even believe me if I told you

[00:44:44] Monte Carlo, it's like between Italy and France

[00:44:48] It's pretty

[00:44:50] Really

[00:44:59] Isn't it like a big tax like rich people? Yeah, it's like one of those tiny

[00:45:04] City state

[00:45:07] I want to take my dad my dad the money car

[00:45:09] Oh, watch the race. That's your dream. That's your dream. Yeah, that's your dream. No, yeah

[00:45:21] Monte Carlo is a fish

[00:45:23] Monaco

[00:45:26] Monte Carlo. Yeah, Monaco is the state

[00:45:30] Yeah

[00:45:32] Oh like Switzerland France, it'll yeah, I guess you're right between Italy and France

[00:45:37] Damn

[00:45:39] Now we got to go to Puerto Rico in January. I know we haven't left for the cabin yet, but I'm ready for our next vacation

[00:45:47] I want to go somewhere warm in January. I'm skipping the whole winter. Dude. I beat that with Puerto Rico or Miami on

[00:45:53] Charter Rico

[00:45:55] Will it be hot? Yeah, it'll be hot and we can go see NBA

[00:45:59] That's actually a great idea. Dude. Miami is the best

[00:46:03] First week in January. Let's go to Miami. I'm on the record to say it's the best city. I really I feel I've never been to Miami

[00:46:08] It's sick. Let's go. It's sick. It seems like it sucks

[00:46:12] Like in the same way that Vegas

[00:46:14] You know how like you live in New York and you know someone for years and they'd like dress like shit and stuff

[00:46:19] And then you find out like after knowing them for years. They're like a billionaire. This is you

[00:46:24] Can I get what do you look at? What are you calling? How dare you point?

[00:46:28] I'm honestly I am a little taken aback by that anyway, but in Miami

[00:46:32] It's like who do you think you just get up and their point as if I'm gonna just fucking do it?

[00:46:37] All right, I was gonna go my I was gonna go on my Miami rent

[00:46:42] Yeah, he thought he was getting ready to give a speed it really felt that way if I like you were funny

[00:46:47] No, I just wanted to get up and get my car

[00:46:48] You know how you know somebody and they dress like shit

[00:46:53] Dude he was getting his fucking he's like he was really dialing up towards something and you felt you're feeling yourself

[00:46:59] And you're like you know what my energy is so high right now

[00:47:02] I can point to my coffee. That's just give it to all your friends are fucking trust fund 22 year olds

[00:47:07] That's not true. No, we don't have experiences like this. No, I don't know plenty of people like in New York City

[00:47:13] My friends are the walk past my friends are the mentally retarded

[00:47:18] And then the Haitian guy that I argue with about batteries

[00:47:23] And that guy could be worth a couple billion dollars. I know he's how do you know you haven't

[00:47:28] I'm just saying listen the woman that owns the flower shop

[00:47:35] I'm interested go ahead. I'm not saying that

[00:47:37] Listen big even if you know them for two years and you find out the rich you walk past people all the time

[00:47:42] That you wouldn't know or incredibly wealthy in New York because but in Miami people wear their wealth like as like a mark of pride

[00:47:50] Right and the style there

[00:47:52] Damn, it's like listening to David Foster Wallace. They're one of his famous magazine. Thank you and the style there that they have

[00:47:59] Do they have lobsters there or tennis? What do you mean? I'm going? Oh, yeah, I'm sure they have both David Foster Wallace

[00:48:08] No, but in Miami that the swag is like five times. There's a tactile sense of the wealth

[00:48:14] No, no people are like to see it. They wear their wealth. I'm like New York where all the rich people look like bums

[00:48:20] Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's what's true. Which is true. Which is definitely true. It's not one of those in New York

[00:48:28] No, it's not one thousand percent sure none of it, but in Miami

[00:48:32] But in Miami people are fucking the class distinctions aren't shied away from as such right well. No, it's just it's it's evenings with Adam

[00:48:42] Adam's I want Adam society

[00:48:45] I assume that means that you think I'm saying smart shit right? The society. Yeah for sure

[00:48:53] They're swag like

[00:48:55] Their swag is five to ten years in in the past listen. I'm interested in Miami. It's just it's such a different world

[00:49:02] There I'm interested because it's fucking warm and there's beaches

[00:49:06] And it's warm as hell and you get off a flight in December in New York and it's fucking 10 degrees here

[00:49:11] Yeah, and it's fucking 70 over there. Yeah, I'm down for anywhere

[00:49:15] We're at 70 we should go in January. Well, I work. Yeah, I just I kind of want to go somewhere

[00:49:20] I mean, it's not for winter, but somewhere I've never been to Maine

[00:49:23] Okay, and Maine supposed to be beautiful. Yeah, dude. Listen the rest of this podcast is gonna be a vacation podcast

[00:49:30] So we go

[00:49:33] Well, so so Maine is right in January doesn't know Maine what about Maine like spring like April

[00:49:38] Well, how do you feel about the Southwest? I'm in would you ever go like the middle like Death Valley?

[00:49:43] What do you mean think about vacation out in the desert? Yeah, just somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I mean

[00:49:50] Well, it's like a hundred and thirty degrees there

[00:49:53] It's January. Oh, I mean we can go to Palm Springs

[00:49:58] That's yeah, that's like the desert. That's like the desert. Yeah, I do some shit

[00:50:01] I've only ever driven through all that shit. I am I went to Death Valley

[00:50:05] I used to go with my family growing up because they there's a week where

[00:50:09] Flowers like grow out of the desert when you were getting the flowers and I would run around the flower

[00:50:15] Take them take them

[00:50:18] Stop skipping

[00:50:20] That's how I'll never stop

[00:50:23] Yeah, dude, I'm trying I'm trying to go somewhere hot

[00:50:28] Trying to go somewhere hot in the winter time cuz listen winter until Christmas is nice after Christmas

[00:50:33] Yeah, you're absolutely right and it's got it. It's apparently there's a tax credit for any podcast that moves down to Florida

[00:50:42] Oh, well, there we go if you say the n word enough times you get it. You get it. You get enough

[00:50:50] They're trying to high score

[00:50:52] Did it would be funny if we got some kind of podcasting tax credit if we got who would move to like they want to attract

[00:50:59] Podcast podcasters to their fucking community. Miami is an incubator of podcast minds. I would love that dude

[00:51:10] Oh my god, my pussy is small. I want a second day can't fuck your bones

[00:51:16] You go to like a mega club one night. Yeah bottles. Are not doing that. Why not?

[00:51:20] Maybe one time. Yeah one time

[00:51:22] But I don't know even that we go to space. I went to space in Miami. What's this? It's like a mega club

[00:51:29] Maybe we fought listen. Maybe we get some high-end

[00:51:33] Cubano horse

[00:51:36] Some high-end Cuban horse make them roll cigars of their pussy horse

[00:51:42] You know what I you guys watch me fuck. Uh, what do you think about sexy? What do you think about this?

[00:51:47] When you think about listening, yeah, I spent $30,000 on a grandfather clock. I love that. Yeah, it would go with this right here

[00:51:57] We did take talk how loud would the thing be every hour near hello incredibly

[00:52:03] The building was shake

[00:52:06] Welcome to my ass

[00:52:10] Yeah, dude, you do need a grandfather clock. I need shit on the balls

[00:52:13] That's sure. I mean some kind of taxidermy up here or that fucking

[00:52:18] Sword the sword the shield up there the chains hanging down. Yeah a lot of red wax

[00:52:25] I should get a little organ for over there. Yes. I don't know how to play it Oregon though. That doesn't matter. It's like a lot

[00:52:31] Yeah

[00:52:32] Yeah, you need something. It's just it's just like the

[00:52:35] If they were completely blank walls would let you play around with a little more

[00:52:39] Because you got to work around the molding. Yeah

[00:52:42] That's you get some portraiture. That would be nice. Mm-hmm. That fucking sick. Yeah

[00:52:49] So those like fucked up in bread Spanish royalty from

[00:52:55] What if they had just the cray their face are fucked up? What if they had the nicest cocks? Probably they're retired

[00:53:00] Habsburgs, you're right. Yeah, they gotta play heavy nuts

[00:53:04] Although I actually didn't they say they didn't fuck or something like that or they were like well, they were I don't know

[00:53:09] They couldn't feed themselves and it wasn't because they were rich

[00:53:15] That shit is so funny

[00:53:18] I'm gonna look up Habsburg penis. I'm gonna watch more videos of cheetahs playing the cardboard boxes. Dude. It's the best

[00:53:26] What the fuck is vera Spanish urological problems of Charles the second

[00:53:34] Uh fuck

[00:53:36] Um

[00:53:38] Let's see what this is

[00:53:40] Look the discovery and spread of syphilis in the yo. I just mentioned this. I rewatched dumb and dumber the other night

[00:53:46] Yeah, it's funny, but I forgot how good the soundtrack is. Oh, really? Oh, I can't even recall. I haven't seen it in so long

[00:53:54] You should pull it up

[00:53:56] So it showed use extremely fragile and developmentally challenged intellectually stunted is 30 year rules ineffective. Yeah, yeah

[00:54:03] Uh despite being married twice Charles produced no offspring

[00:54:09] Uh rudimentary autopsy with the flying results a very small heart lungs corroded in testin's

[00:54:16] Putrefactive and gangrenous three large stones in the city in the kidney a single testicle black as coal

[00:54:24] And his head full of water

[00:54:26] Is man was literally a waterhead so he he died at 45

[00:54:34] We can I don't know we can include that carla suffered from posterior hipos bodius

[00:54:39] Monarchism and an atrophic testicle

[00:54:43] So he probably had an intersexual state with ambiguous genitalia

[00:54:48] And a congenital mono kidney with stones and infections. Oh, he was the we're just gonna do the dumb-a-dumber soundtrack for the rest of the

[00:55:00] Great zone

[00:55:30] I'll make you a star and make you a queen of your chief is in all the man

[00:55:36] Okay, so

[00:55:53] I

[00:56:23] I

[00:56:25] Oh

[00:56:55] I'll give you a more than an escrow of free

[00:56:58] Cause I need your love and more than money over here

[00:57:02] If you don't love it then that's not fair

[00:57:05] Cause I'll be good to you and every way

[00:57:09] I'll give you love and baby every day

[00:57:13] And love and that's good to live and that's alright

[00:57:17] And love me like you're loving when the cold isn't that good

[00:57:35] Cause if you don't love me, you're killing myself

[00:57:42] And if you don't love me, you're killing myself

[00:57:51] And if you don't love me, you're killing myself

[00:57:57] And if you don't love me, you're killing myself

[00:58:03] And if you don't love me

[00:58:06] Yeah.

[00:58:07] Well, that's a nice, that was a good song.

[00:58:22] Yeah.

[00:58:23] Certainly a lot better than doing the podcast.

[00:58:24] Yeah.

[00:58:25] Well, who was that?

[00:58:27] It's the Bernaket ladies.

[00:58:28] Yeah, it's the Bernaket.

[00:58:30] It's the Bernaket guys.

[00:58:32] Ooh.

[00:58:33] What?

[00:58:34] Yeah, it kind of was.

[00:58:36] Was Adam's favorite band?

[00:58:37] Dude, that band name was so confusing when you find out it's all got it.

[00:58:41] Dude.

[00:58:42] Fuckin'.

[00:58:43] I'm the kind of guy that gets his little digs.

[00:58:46] They should have.

[00:58:48] They should have.

[00:58:49] I'm gonna get a little dig, son.

[00:58:52] Man, some other stuff like that.

[00:58:54] Alright, I guess we'll do one more bit in this motherfucker.

[00:58:57] And if you don't suck me, I'll fuck myself.

[00:59:00] I'm this time that.

[00:59:01] I thought that would carry us into an hour.

[00:59:03] We got a minute.

[00:59:04] We have now fifty-four seconds.

[00:59:06] Yeah.

[00:59:07] So let's we'll do a quick recap of the movie Garfield the Tale of Two kitties.

[00:59:11] I've never seen it.

[00:59:12] What happens?

[00:59:13] Can we watch that?

[00:59:14] Yeah, we can.

[00:59:15] I'll just go ahead and play the trailer.

[00:59:16] Just play the trailer.

[00:59:17] For the life.

[00:59:18] And take your time, by the way, because you know, the longer it takes.

[00:59:21] If you don't suck me.

[00:59:23] Adam, what's going on with the boy?

[00:59:25] What do you tell us about?

[00:59:26] It's Kyle Rittenhouse.

[00:59:27] No, yeah, Kyle Rittenhouse or.

[00:59:29] What about?

[00:59:30] Or maybe you can like try to humble brag about something and we can chew your ass out over

[00:59:35] it.

[00:59:36] Well, a lot of people say I'm an empath.

[00:59:38] Yeah.

[00:59:39] A lot of people say that.

[00:59:41] A lot of people say that.

[00:59:43] No, I saw that movie, Dune recently.

[00:59:46] A lot of people have been coming up to me and telling me that they'd love to see me play

[00:59:51] Timothy Chalamet's.

[00:59:53] No, they haven't.

[00:59:54] Older brother plays Bob.

[00:59:56] Best friend, baby, best friend or older brother.

[01:00:00] A lot of people have said that to me and I just, I don't know.

[01:00:02] Best friend or older brother?

[01:00:04] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:00:05] You know, I really wanted to see that, but I tell you that.

[01:00:08] I watched it.

[01:00:09] It was sick.

[01:00:10] The advertising campaign was too aggressive and my oppositional defines disorder.

[01:00:13] You didn't like being told what to do.

[01:00:15] Yeah, I feel it was too much.

[01:00:16] It was like, you got to watch, dude.

[01:00:17] I'm like, you can tell me what to do.

[01:00:19] Fuck you.

[01:00:20] Is that what the.

[01:00:21] The movie trailer said you got to watch this movie?

[01:00:24] Yeah.

[01:00:25] Well, you know, isn't that the point of it?

[01:00:27] Yeah, but you know, yeah, you know, I was, I was, I was, I do things my own, my own way.

[01:00:33] Oh, you know, we could say right for the last 10 seconds of the podcast.

[01:00:36] But I would like to thank you for the cheeses and crackers that you gave me for breakfast, Nick.

[01:00:41] Oh, yeah.

[01:00:42] The potatoes.

[01:00:43] Well, Adam, you gave me your garbage.

[01:00:46] You gave me your cold garbage.

[01:00:48] The way you would feed a pig.

[01:00:50] Exactly.

[01:00:51] Whereas my friend Nick laid out a night.

[01:00:54] I saw how distressed I was that you came through with a bag and it didn't have stuff for everybody

[01:01:00] in it.

[01:01:01] Nothing for everybody.

[01:01:02] What Nick did, you showed up late and you're like, I can't find parking as if you haven't

[01:01:08] driven here every day.

[01:01:09] Every day for one once a week.

[01:01:11] You know, and where did you park on the next block?

[01:01:15] Oh, okay.

[01:01:16] So there was parking.

[01:01:17] Well, I found parking.

[01:01:18] I found parking a block away.

[01:01:20] So two years after the events of the first film, John Arbuckle plans to propose to his

[01:01:24] girlfriend, veterinarian, Dr. Elizabeth Wilson.

[01:01:28] Damn.

[01:01:29] So he's, he's, he's marrying a bitch.

[01:01:30] You're done work on his pussy.

[01:01:32] That's right.

[01:01:33] Who is going?

[01:01:34] Who is going on?

[01:01:35] He's got Garfield's balls off.

[01:01:36] Isn't that garbage?

[01:01:37] You're nuts.

[01:01:38] Cut off.

[01:01:39] You're a doctor.

[01:01:40] The bitch just lives in your house.

[01:01:42] Yeah.

[01:01:43] So basically she's going on a business trip of veterinarian business trips to London.

[01:01:47] John fall is listed the United Kingdom as a surprise after escaping from a kennel.

[01:01:52] John's two pets Garfield Nody sneak on in John's luggage and joined him on the trip.

[01:01:57] Garfield Nody break out of the hotel room due to Bournon and subsequently get lost in

[01:02:03] the streets of London.

[01:02:04] Wow.

[01:02:05] Meanwhile, Carlisle and Cody.

[01:02:07] Yeah.

[01:02:08] He eats loads.

[01:02:09] All right.

[01:02:10] That's true.

[01:02:11] He feels.

[01:02:12] He feels.

[01:02:13] And Lody.

[01:02:14] Yeah.

[01:02:15] Well, meanwhile, at Carlisle Castle in the English.

[01:02:17] The lady.

[01:02:18] Elinor Carlisle.

[01:02:19] Hard R. Buckle.

[01:02:20] Hard R. Buckle.

[01:02:21] It's just a black John.

[01:02:25] Her will is read by the solicitor is Mr. Hobbs, Mr. Green and Mr. Whitney.

[01:02:30] She bequeathed Carlisle Castle to Prince 12.

[01:02:33] Her cat, her beloved cat who lives a strong life of luxury and bears a strong resemblance

[01:02:38] to Garfield.

[01:02:39] Oh, interesting.

[01:02:40] This enrages the lady's greeting nephew, Lord Manford Dargas, who will now only receive

[01:02:46] a stipend of 50 pounds a week and inherit the grand estate once the prince passes away.

[01:02:52] The prince is the cat.

[01:02:53] So what is stopping the killing?

[01:02:55] Lord Dargas traps the prince in a picnic basket and throws him into the river.

[01:03:00] Garfield inadvertently switches places with the prince after John finds the prince climbing

[01:03:05] out of the drain and takes him to the hotel after mistaking him for Garfield with Princess

[01:03:09] Butler Smithy.

[01:03:11] When, while Princess Butler Smithy finds Garfield in the street and takes him to the

[01:03:16] Carlisle Castle after mistaking him for Prince.

[01:03:19] In the grand estate, Garfield is that he's residing in.

[01:03:22] He receives a great deal of special treatment, including a butler and a group of four-legged

[01:03:27] servants and followers, including the prince's loyal Bulldog servant Winston.

[01:03:31] Does he get pussy?

[01:03:33] Garfield teaches his new animal friends how to make lasagna while Prince learns to adapt

[01:03:39] to a new...

[01:03:40] Hold on.

[01:03:41] I think Garfield is making lasagna in the comments.

[01:03:43] I think he's just eating the lasagna.

[01:03:45] But he's teaching his servants to make it to his specification.

[01:03:49] Yeah, he's teaching the servants how to make him his...

[01:03:52] He's like, here's how I like it.

[01:03:53] Now start learning how to do this.

[01:03:55] Meanwhile, Prince learns to adapt to his new life with John.

[01:03:59] Dargas sees Garfield and thinks Prince has come back.

[01:04:02] If the solicitor sees Prince in Garfield, they will not sign the estate over to the

[01:04:05] Dargas, who secretly wants to destroy the castle and barnyard and kill the animals to

[01:04:11] build a spa resort, causing Miss Abby Westminster, another solicitor, to get suspicious of it.

[01:04:17] So he's gay.

[01:04:18] Yeah, he wants to build a cruising spa.

[01:04:22] Dargas makes many attempts to kill Garfield, including one involving a merciless yet dim-witted

[01:04:29] rot-wiler named Rommel.

[01:04:36] Eventually...

[01:04:37] Well, I think...

[01:04:38] Well, feel Garfield.

[01:04:39] Garfield.

[01:04:40] Yeah.

[01:04:41] He's lazy.

[01:04:42] Yeah, yeah.

[01:04:43] Garfield.

[01:04:44] Garfelt.

[01:04:45] Greg Garfield.

[01:04:47] Eventually, Garfield and Prince meet each other for the first time.

[01:04:51] They convince the other animals to help them defeat Dargas.

[01:04:54] John and Odie discover the mix-up and go to the castle.

[01:04:56] This is fucking boring, dude.

[01:04:58] How long is this?

[01:04:59] It's almost over.

[01:05:00] Alright, let's find out.

[01:05:02] Garfield and Prince taunt Dargas, whose plan is exposed and they're seen by the solicitor's.

[01:05:06] Dargas barges in holding a blunder-bus and threatening the solicitor's if they do not

[01:05:11] sign the papers, giving a monorship of the estate, and also taking Liz hostage.

[01:05:17] John attempts to force Dargas to release Liz by holding a crossbow over.

[01:05:20] Wait, is Liz his bitch?

[01:05:22] Uh...

[01:05:23] Yeah, Liz is his bitch.

[01:05:25] John's bitch.

[01:05:26] Okay.

[01:05:27] John attempts to force Dargas to release Liz by holding a crossbow at him, only for

[01:05:32] Dargas to threaten to kill John for getting involved in the first place.

[01:05:36] Garfield and Prince, with the help of Odie and John, save the day while Smithy alerts

[01:05:41] the authorities and Dargas is arrested for his crimes.

[01:05:44] Garfield, who had been trying to stop John from proposing the Liz, has had a change of

[01:05:48] heart.

[01:05:49] He helps John propose to Liz, and she says yes.

[01:05:52] That's so nice.

[01:05:53] Is this a live action movie?

[01:05:55] Uh, yeah, I think Bill Murray's in it.

[01:05:57] Oh, Bill Murray...

[01:05:58] No, he's not.

[01:05:59] Precken Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[01:06:02] Who's got a big old ass, I don't know if you know that.

[01:06:05] She's got a big old dumper.

[01:06:06] How about Jennifer Love Hewitt since me?

[01:06:08] Billy Connolly, Bill Murray, Tim Curry.

[01:06:11] And I'm, I know, that's my name.

[01:06:13] Oh, Tim Curry's the...

[01:06:14] And Bob Hoskins.

[01:06:15] Is Tim Curry the butler?

[01:06:16] Maybe they voiced some of the Hoskins.

[01:06:17] Bob Hoskins.

[01:06:18] Oh yeah, they probably voiced him.

[01:06:19] About Tim Slurry.

[01:06:20] He's like, oh, it's a bunch of the f***ing zivers.

[01:06:25] This scrogy with not a bunch of f***ing sh***.

[01:06:30] Oh my man.

[01:06:31] This screenplay was written by Joel.

[01:06:33] Oh, that's a bunch of...

[01:06:36] It's not that Cohen.

[01:06:37] That's how Bill Murray got tricked.

[01:06:39] No, no, he did.

[01:06:40] No, it's not.

[01:06:41] Look, it says on Wikipedia...

[01:06:43] It's not this...

[01:06:44] I know.

[01:06:45] It's written by Alex, Sokolo, and Joel Cohen.

[01:06:46] It's not that Joel Cohen.

[01:06:48] He probably just did punch up on the movie.

[01:06:50] It's not him, bro.

[01:06:51] It's a different guy named that.

[01:06:53] You don't think there's two Jews in Hollywood named Joel Cohen?

[01:06:55] No, because you can't in the director's guild.

[01:06:58] You have to have a middle edition.

[01:06:59] Okay, okay.

[01:07:00] You have to be like Michael Wikipedia.

[01:07:02] You have to be like Michael B. Short of...

[01:07:04] Shut the f*** up.

[01:07:05] What?

[01:07:06] And this show, man.

[01:07:07] This man's pissing me off.

[01:07:08] No, you're pissing me off.

[01:07:09] You're pissing me off.

[01:07:10] I'm looking at Jen Psaki's Twitter feed and getting mad.

[01:07:13] Andy's about to arrive.

[01:07:16] I'm doing politics.

[01:07:18] Okay.

[01:07:19] All right, we'll end the show so I get a sandwich and then we get a coffee.