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Bonus 269 - I got something for u

Cum Town | Premium | 12/19/2021

[00:00:00] You guys are here for a fucking absolute treat because a big one this is a big one
[00:00:06] It's a huge one. We're having it's one of our most we're introducing a new system that you guys are sure
[00:00:12] You're gonna love it. It's gonna revolutionize the way the podcast is done. It's a little ladybug egg timer
[00:00:18] I found in the kitchen. Yeah
[00:00:21] Cuz cuz we've we you know we don't want check it into breeding ladybugs
[00:00:25] Mm-hmm move up the up to the Berkshires and open a ladybug store
[00:00:32] What was that face?
[00:00:35] Nothing so someone off Mike was gesturing towards me Adam found the Jewish hat that he was really excited about but it was $30
[00:00:42] There was a collection of Jewish hats and they were all twenty nine dollars. That's kind of like a riddle
[00:00:48] Yes, it is, you know or a paradox. Yeah, yeah like a
[00:00:52] Yeah, I was I was kind of stuck staring at the hat holding it in my hand. Mm-hmm kind of broke me for a good. What was it?
[00:01:02] Joy oh you're coming up with time or noise trying to figure out which one to go with I don't like that one because it's my morning
[00:01:08] It feels nice those cute. Yeah, it's just that way. Yeah, but I don't know how to switch it. Oh
[00:01:13] You just go to I tried that really boom me and my wake up shit's controlled by the I updated iOS and now
[00:01:21] Now it treats me like a baby. It's like it's bedtime
[00:01:26] Now it's snack time
[00:01:28] It's a different focus mode. Yeah. Oh, there we go
[00:01:35] That's the worst morning alarm is that one the golden eye. Yeah, okay
[00:01:40] Damn, you know what I might you guys keep the going. I'm gonna close my eyes and just replay golden eye
[00:01:45] Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, so level one. What is that? That's the the damn the silo the damn
[00:01:51] Silo here someone never played gold nine. Yep. What was it?
[00:01:56] He's like oh, I never read James Bond's other book
[00:02:03] James Bond's other book
[00:02:06] Elder scalter
[00:02:08] All right, we're back on that. Oh, it was really funny. Yeah, you know that that was kind of the equivalent of
[00:02:14] When I used to listen to people in sixth grade describe the the movie scary movie, which I hadn't seen yep
[00:02:22] Yep, I did that for one and then I would
[00:02:24] With scary movie I would have to do that with like literally everything you didn't see stuff. I didn't see stuff scary
[00:02:30] I saw movies but like not I didn't not having cable was big and
[00:02:34] And then I think that mostly yeah music. I didn't know shit about music
[00:02:39] Yeah, no not having cable and also my mom watching what I watched like a hawk
[00:02:44] Yeah, but I also had to do with academic stuff. She didn't let you and rated R people are talking about algebra
[00:02:50] Oh, yeah, I know all about yeah, X
[00:02:52] Excellent about that. Yeah, I can solve for that. No. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Why don't you tell me what you think the answer is first?
[00:02:59] I'll tell you I'll tell you yeah, I'll tell you if you're that's what I that was my favorite part to
[00:03:03] Yeah, I'm doing that. Oh, dude. I love that part too
[00:03:07] And then complete and then like sort of remembering one part and then turning it into a completely different thing
[00:03:12] Yeah, like the guy run the scary movie to the guy with a hand the little hand. Yeah, and I would just create a whole other
[00:03:19] Character with a different hand. Yeah, I just love when he got in the car
[00:03:22] Just taking shots hoping
[00:03:26] Yeah, shut up to the lady the girl with the red hair and scary movie to is yeah
[00:03:31] Who's so hot? I remember in sixth grade boys just bragging about the scene about karma electric karma electric getting her clothes ripped off
[00:03:39] Yeah, that was pretty funny. Yeah, but I hadn't seen it yet. It was rated R. We watched Gary movie. It's not rated R
[00:03:46] Is it I think it is? No, it is yeah, it's scary. You don't see tits in it. It's good. Yeah, they do. No, I don't think so
[00:03:53] I thought it was 13
[00:03:55] I was the one where they find out he has a baby baby. I
[00:04:00] That the Polaroid I
[00:04:02] Got a baby dick. That's that's the first one. Yeah. Yeah, Marl and then
[00:04:08] Marlin Waynes or no is it Marlin? Who's the gay one who secretly gay one?
[00:04:12] Charlie Charlie
[00:04:14] Sean Sean Waynes. Yeah, he makes his girlfriend where we're full stuff
[00:04:22] Yeah
[00:04:24] And maybe I how many of the Waynes brothers do you think are gay?
[00:04:29] Zero you don't think a single one of those game. I'm like a friend of the family. So I don't wanna are you?
[00:04:35] Where'd you guys meet was family friends? So it's my parents are friends
[00:04:41] So then we just you know, we so you kind of grew up with Keenan ivory. Yeah, I
[00:04:46] Well, Keenan ivory was my little little old no no Keenan. I was their oldest brother
[00:04:50] Well, you don't even think another thing about a career is the oldest one
[00:04:57] Do you ever Bill Cosby? Yeah
[00:05:00] brother Sean and Serena Waynes
[00:05:06] They have any no one's younger than Sean and Marlin they're the youngest they have some cousins that are around
[00:05:12] Are they like stand-ups as well? Oh, yeah, everyone's everyone's eating everyone's eating dude everyone's eating
[00:05:18] I
[00:05:20] Think they have like a lesbian cousin who I've seen around
[00:05:23] Nana nana
[00:05:25] Gatsby yeah, then that way
[00:05:28] You know the book the great Gatsby they're writing one about Hannah gas really terrible
[00:05:33] That's good man, that's just dog shit
[00:05:41] Yeah, yeah the barely a public speaker
[00:05:44] Yeah, it's been the unfuckable Hannah gas Wow, and you had to bring it there. Yeah
[00:05:49] We were making qualitative judgments of her quality if I was judged her body listen if I was in a chicks
[00:05:55] I definitely fuck her good fucker. Yeah, that'd be your type
[00:05:58] I was in a hot girls pants filled by the entire warehouse of the Casper mattress company
[00:06:07] Her favorite the lower half is very
[00:06:10] Solid yeah, yeah, absolutely. I say pear shaped. That's that's my euphemism for Elvis
[00:06:16] And hey Gatsby looks like if Katie lying was a lesbian
[00:06:21] That's very good how about how about
[00:06:24] Just filing that paperwork in yep Monday morning
[00:06:30] Here's my jokes for the fucking day
[00:06:34] We're all little sluggish. We've been eating like absolute dog shit for a couple days really fell fell off
[00:06:40] And we're only just beginning I'm beginning to hit super saiyan mode
[00:06:44] We're about to have the fellas in here. We're at the cabin of course. It's for you. It's December for us
[00:06:49] It's we won't say the house is gonna be filled with a lot of guys testosterone
[00:06:56] Yeah, real masculine energy. We had a couple we had a couple
[00:07:00] prostitutes come over last night, but those are the last females
[00:07:06] We ordered some of the best quality
[00:07:10] Virtures style horse great bear the great
[00:07:14] You know, it's not a lot of great bearing. It is great. I can't against me. Yeah, she goes to terrible
[00:07:25] I wonder where she goes on big you probably goes to terrible big at a great barrier reef in Australia doesn't go there
[00:07:31] She goes to the terrible
[00:07:34] What about in China would go turfing and surf. Oh, that's good. Is she a sir? She looks like yeah?
[00:07:41] No, I don't think she's probably I think she's they them. No, actually. Oh really? I think they they they're they them
[00:07:48] Respect for getting in on that too. You know I'm saying yeah respect to her
[00:07:53] Nice and buying a little stock in that. I mean, we're all that's that's like gay people's cryptocurrency
[00:07:58] Is everyone just going into they just taking a flyer on they yeah, they're like I'm sick. I'll try it
[00:08:02] I'm sick of buying you know
[00:08:04] My regular months pl EY slash B. Oh I say it again pl EY
[00:08:11] Playboy play boy play boy
[00:08:15] Play boy play slash boy. Oh, yeah
[00:08:19] Yeah, we got the finest horse from great barrington. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you think you could get horse out here
[00:08:25] Yeah, you can get a horse anyway a couple chippies. You know, I like doing I look looking at cool
[00:08:29] Is that a slang first horse? Yeah, I was looking at Google reviews the shitty motels in the middle of nowhere
[00:08:34] In the old west I think because most of them are by prostitutes like right all right
[00:08:39] You go to the Google account
[00:08:40] And it's just like all the big the reviews of the motel six or the Sheridan that's sick the the pine wood in
[00:08:47] So they would know
[00:08:48] Yeah, well there's a place I stayed once in Mississippi
[00:08:52] I can't remember the name. It was like I was driving
[00:08:55] I left New Orleans at like two o'clock in the morning, right?
[00:08:58] I drove maybe an hour and a half in the Mississippi. So it's somewhere in Mississippi
[00:09:02] Mm-hmm, and I looked up reviews the place. I can't remember the name
[00:09:07] But one guy said
[00:09:09] Disgusting there was vomit in the sink and none of the outlets worked and he gave the hotel two stars
[00:09:22] What has to happen yeah, yeah, yeah to knock that last star. Yeah, why didn't you just leave in your car? Yeah
[00:09:27] Do you didn't say that you said you did say there. Yeah, I mean ten years ago. How was it man?
[00:09:33] It was fine. I mean it was terrifying. Yeah, it was it was one of the worst motels have ever been yeah
[00:09:38] Yeah, and he's right there man. I went in I was looking for a place to plug in my phone and it was like
[00:09:43] There's no out there were none. I had to pull the bed away from the wall
[00:09:49] The TV nothing in the room
[00:09:51] And on the pick the pictures are hilarious because you go to motels like the first a couple of pictures of like shitty motels
[00:09:57] They're always like just the shitty motel itself, right
[00:10:01] Then there's a guy and like a cut-off no fear shirt
[00:10:03] He had a Panda Express like a little table. Yeah, like a mullet and a mustache and a beer just from the weekend. I fucked the prostate
[00:10:13] The weekend it saved up 25 bucks for a prostitute. Yeah, the ones where I was in Florida and me and Bobby
[00:10:21] I was on tour with Bobby and we weren't spending the night
[00:10:23] We just kind of wanted to like we're driving all day and we were like let's just like put your feet up place for a second
[00:10:29] Like we're not gonna be that fucking picky about it
[00:10:31] And it was it was clean, but the vibes were all fucked up which is which is probably the best case scenario for a place
[00:10:37] I think that's probably the best guy dude
[00:10:39] It was like one of those plays where you go outside like you it's like outside and inside at the same time
[00:10:45] It's like the rooms are just like kind of covered by it like a a high-up roof
[00:10:50] But it's just like outside and it's just like there's no carpet front door. There's no door
[00:10:55] It's just kind of like it's just kind of like they're just kind of like outside
[00:11:00] rooms
[00:11:02] But not even like those like traditional like like a hotel travel odd. It's like yeah
[00:11:08] It felt like it should have had a front door
[00:11:10] You know what I mean? It just it just felt like they made some weird and it was like yeah all the stairs were just like I
[00:11:17] Don't know it just there's something fucked up by there's just like there's just like neck tattooed motherfuckers
[00:11:22] Just hanging out on the stairs like it was like high school. Yeah like the bad kids
[00:11:27] On the stairs by the gym in high school. Mm-hmm, but I think that was in Gaithersburg
[00:11:33] Or something like that Gaithersburg, Florida, and let me say we found a great dim sumplace there. I'm trying to find
[00:11:40] You never leave it. Yeah, I'm trying to find this fucking hotel
[00:11:42] It was like a fat mirage when we found a dude just me and Bobby spending like it just it just appeared
[00:11:48] We're the only people there it was like fancy that like pictures of them that picture like famous Chinese people eating there
[00:11:53] It was pretty
[00:11:58] I at least got Jackie Chan that's the only one Jackie Chan went there Jackie Chan was in on the wall fame with the owner
[00:12:05] And he just writes on the headshot. Okay. I love you. Okay. I
[00:12:15] Believe the guy
[00:12:18] Who the fuck is that one guy who's in everything the afraid of shouting on fat no
[00:12:25] He's like he was in big trouble little China. He like talks to him
[00:12:30] He's like the weird guide or no, maybe he's the bad guy the he's one of the chain shopping
[00:12:36] I don't think that's he's one of jumping jang. He's one of the characters that talks to the main character
[00:12:47] But in a
[00:12:49] But in like a very like it's not it's like a main way
[00:13:06] He might be the bad guy I don't know I was high as shit when I saw big trouble
[00:13:12] There is
[00:13:14] Always on the top like when there's man I like when there's magic is then you don't have to explain anything
[00:13:18] It's all magic. Yeah, I hate when people have to pretend there shit you got
[00:13:24] Then I just remember the forest the logic of the world is easier to explain when everything is magic was a Joey tie
[00:13:32] Maybe or John loan the guy from you're the dragon
[00:13:36] John loan. He's also in
[00:13:38] The shadow this guy
[00:13:44] No, not that guy who's Joe tie Joey ties the character he plays
[00:13:51] That's a cool name John loan
[00:13:53] That's a cool name that she should be you'd think he's Jewish. Yeah, he plays Genghis Khan and
[00:13:59] The descendant of Genghis Khan and fucking
[00:14:03] And what's it called? He's also in rush hour to the shadow
[00:14:06] I
[00:14:08] James Hong
[00:14:11] Nice James Hong is in like a hundred now damn we should watch this. I've never seen this
[00:14:16] The hunted with Christopher Lambert
[00:14:20] Executive Paul. Yeah, he's like I think he's Mulan's dad
[00:14:23] I'm a New York executive and I'm on a business trip in Japan
[00:14:28] When I meet the stunning enigmatic Karina
[00:14:31] We spend a night together in her hotel room and I
[00:14:37] Returned the next day to retrieve my forgotten keys
[00:14:41] But once I'm there I witness Karina's assassination by Kinjo
[00:14:47] Whoa the leader of a ninja cult you're giving everything away, dude
[00:14:52] Realizing that I have seen everything Kinjo will do everything in his power to any executives right
[00:14:59] Okay, now he's Chinese. Oh
[00:15:02] And he was also in balls of fury you guys ever see that the ping pong movie. Yeah, I saw that
[00:15:07] I got free passes to see it in theaters the beer the beer pong movie beer fest beer fest that's now
[00:15:13] That's a flick. Yeah, that's a fuck
[00:15:16] That is just that is just a plan simply put a good
[00:15:20] I would I would watch the fuck out of beer fest that was that was where they had to go against different countries in beer
[00:15:31] So you got the thrown a little splenest area and then I remember correctly it all hinged on a
[00:15:37] Boot where yeah, they remember to turn. Oh remember remember when you would go to one high school party and they ran
[00:15:43] I had a dog boot. Oh from beer fest dude, dude. Yeah, that was fun. I think I made its way into college briefly to
[00:15:51] For sure. What's that drinking beer out of somebody's ass? Yeah?
[00:15:55] Yeah, yeah
[00:15:58] I mean it what was that thing where you do it
[00:16:01] Somebody to pour beer down someone's asshole and then everyone would have to drink it. I think that was in your beer
[00:16:08] Asshole in your checkered path
[00:16:10] Yeah, I was like an party at a guy's house like an ass luge
[00:16:18] Yeah, it's dripping down his balls
[00:16:21] Fuck up tonight. We're playing we're gonna. We have a man's ass
[00:16:26] Asshole drinking
[00:16:29] That's one when it's got to be a girl just because I don't want it running off under the balls and dick
[00:16:34] Mm-hmm. I don't particularly want to drink any some dick. I don't particularly want to drink anyone's ass beer
[00:16:38] Yeah, but I would rather it be just ass and pussy beer. Yeah, I asked dick and ball. Same here same here
[00:16:46] 100%
[00:16:47] I don't want fucking any guys. I don't want not beer dude. I'm sorry. That's disgusting. Thank you
[00:16:54] Thank you for backing me up. Especially his asses have hair and especially male that that's what I'm saying
[00:16:59] Especially male you want us or I guess a twink of twink that's already had his you know what I take him
[00:17:04] I got to get completely a twink that's had his animal for the day. Mm-hmm. He's gonna get his ass full
[00:17:09] They do beer and his asshole completely
[00:17:12] Complex yeah, that's the best guy here's a question when you go get a coffee their first there's their balls are probably really clean
[00:17:19] They're front of the line. Oh, they probably have little dick. They can't stop showering
[00:17:24] When you go get a coffee anima is it like like I only have single origin. Yeah, yeah
[00:17:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like a pour over they just get put Maxwell house up there
[00:17:35] No, I want Maxwell house up my ass. I go to lock column for my coffee animal
[00:17:39] I want to lock a lump up my ass honest. I want some luck. I know you said that as a joke
[00:17:44] But I don't want folders up my ass. No way the fucking my unless there's some benefit to it perhaps
[00:17:49] Yeah, maybe the good shit is more acidic. Of course. This is Germans coffee anima's may have originated in German physicians searching for a cancer treatment
[00:17:57] In the early 1900s with coffee up his ass
[00:18:00] The Germans really did try it all
[00:18:03] They really tried out a lot of different stuff. Sorry
[00:18:06] We've been with throwing shit against the wall and seeing what's the but you know our bad about the whole thing
[00:18:14] That was crazy. I
[00:18:17] Yeah, we really committed to that. We stayed on the podcast. What was it words like?
[00:18:22] They should just give
[00:18:24] Germany to Israel. I think I would say that yeah, yeah when Andy was on the show. Oh, that's a little bit solution. Yeah
[00:18:33] Yeah, that's an elegant solution. Yeah until I'm not going to reach you to create Germany
[00:18:39] I'm not going there until they give it back. Yep. Even though you never really had it to begin with but yeah
[00:18:46] That honestly would have made so much more sense
[00:18:49] yeah, it would have been a
[00:18:51] An elegant solution to it to the final to the final yeah the final solution stopped ever look for elephant solutions
[00:18:59] And what kind of like in terms of elephant problems that I have get exactly what?
[00:19:04] Yeah, what that would entail
[00:19:06] That's it. That's all I just wanted to visit that world. Can you mean example what an elephant solution might look like?
[00:19:13] Okay
[00:19:14] well
[00:19:15] Let's say you got a
[00:19:17] You accidentally made a date with two different girls. Mm-hmm and
[00:19:23] You know they
[00:19:26] They you know like you're like in a video show like sister sister. We're like we'll just pretend to be each other
[00:19:32] Mm-hmm something but the elephant solution would be I get an elephant to pose with me. No, no, no
[00:19:37] You just book the days
[00:19:39] I thought it was going to be a book the days the restaurants that are next to each other and you're so fat
[00:19:43] You're sitting at both restaurants at the same time
[00:19:46] Yeah, and I hear like that's very interesting look excuse me while I turn my head for a second
[00:19:51] Yeah, and it's 45 feet away
[00:19:57] Yeah
[00:19:59] So the solution would be the elephant solution is that the restaurants are next to each other the restaurants are next to each other
[00:20:04] And you've smashed a hole in the wall. Okay
[00:20:07] And I'm so fat no one can tell yeah, they're like they had to modify the restaurant
[00:20:12] Interesting so I could sit at the table. Well, that's cool. Don't mind that half of my body is through the wall
[00:20:21] Just like this on one chair
[00:20:23] There's a wall here and you're on a date here and then the brick wall and then you're okay. Yeah, yeah, no
[00:20:28] I've never said your questions these breadsticks
[00:20:31] To answer your question system. I've never had an elephant solution. You have much of this that would still be an elephant solution
[00:20:37] That would still get
[00:20:39] I think a much simpler solution would have been to just getting a little one of the dates
[00:20:45] Do it a different day, but then that would that would be a regular solution
[00:20:50] Right, okay, that would get tricky because you have to walk keep it in mind
[00:20:55] You could have like be at the Italian restaurant get marinara on your face then go back over to the Japanese restaurant, right?
[00:21:01] That's where you might get a little trouble
[00:21:03] What the hell is that marinara and I'm like it's me so it's me so narrow and can I just say me so horny for your
[00:21:10] Puss and then she's laughing and then she's like oh
[00:21:13] She forgot exactly
[00:21:19] Can be that doesn't have to be
[00:21:22] Eating in a Japanese restaurant
[00:21:25] When I go to Japanese restaurant said something sound like oh really to me because I only go to the real ones
[00:21:30] But the okay the date sounds like that yes
[00:21:37] A restaurant is so authentic your bitch will start talking with a Japanese accent. Yeah, even if she's from fucking Jersey
[00:21:45] That would be awesome. I'm gonna be done with ramen
[00:21:50] Oh
[00:21:52] My god you were
[00:21:56] Nixon's just said an Oculus thing
[00:21:58] And you know what thanks for saying that because I much because you said and I was like I'm happy to talk about ramen
[00:22:03] But this probably won't lead anywhere that funny course not and then here comes
[00:22:12] A couple months ago. Yeah, no, it's maybe even more
[00:22:17] He's stealing
[00:22:19] Also by the way, I don't know if you're a real friend if
[00:22:24] You like the James Bond move you're not what she said no, that's bullshit ask her
[00:22:29] No, you didn't do that now you're lying. We did both of us. We've been both saying how much we love that we saw it together
[00:22:37] That's what she says so you're sticking to that, huh? Yeah, okay? I'm sticking to that and I'm sticking to this ramen thing
[00:22:43] You could ask for what you guys
[00:22:45] So okay Adam what's let me ask you what was your what? Why did you decide you're done with ramen? It's it's like too much
[00:22:55] It doesn't say it doesn't sound appetizing anymore
[00:23:00] Mmm if someone brings it up and like do you want to go there? It's just not hot day. I'm sorry cold day
[00:23:07] Maybe cold day maybe when it gets started little lunch
[00:23:10] It's a perfect lunch because it's not exactly a dinner, but it's too rich to be a light lunch
[00:23:14] It's a heavy lunch a heavy lunch you feel it on a cold day though. You know I'm saying you feel a ramen
[00:23:20] You have a salad for dinner. Yeah, it's a fucking cold day. You haven't had break maybe had a light breakfast or no breakfast at all
[00:23:27] It's a cold day. Maybe maybe you're even a little congested. You want something spicy, you know in it actually would maybe
[00:23:34] Be alright is if you're very hungover
[00:23:38] Exactly and you go at like noon perfect that I think okay
[00:23:42] It was but I was just kind of ruined by the that fish ramen. Yeah, so good nothing
[00:23:48] I'll ever top that yeah, but you can't live your life like that as well
[00:23:51] You got to believe brother with my mind you got to believe the next bowl of ramen's coming
[00:23:56] I got my head not only in the past but in a fake version of the past right where I was happy
[00:24:01] And also weren't we pretty full when we ate that ramen?
[00:24:03] You know most I just remember laughing at that guy trying to hit on that Japanese without with no ability to speak Japanese
[00:24:08] she could barely speak yeah, and that
[00:24:10] the
[00:24:11] That's what made but the fish with the fish wrong was incredible. That was the hardest I've laughed in years
[00:24:16] Yeah, and he just hearing us laugh at him trying to fuck this woman. Yeah, that was really good
[00:24:22] That was awesome. That place was good as fuck. Yeah, where was it in the golden?
[00:24:26] Golden guy golden guy
[00:24:29] Good guys hard guy good guys. It's mad cool. It's like alley
[00:24:34] Where's fucked up? Yeah, and there's good ass ramen you have one and then they have a second alley not far from there
[00:24:40] Just called piss alley and it's like why did golden guy get better?
[00:24:46] Such a nice name. Maybe there's good pussy at piss alley piss alley. I think it's like the
[00:24:53] Slightly more raucous. Yeah, Lee. Yeah, yeah
[00:24:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some like that
[00:25:03] issue yeah big time
[00:25:05] Okay, so this was a couple months ago that you decided this one ramen in the heat of the snow maybe even
[00:25:10] Yeah, maybe maybe even longer than that, but Nick I've been having that running conversation
[00:25:16] This has been a running conversation
[00:25:17] I've been having with who with my girlfriend and we've been having a running conversation about hamper put a date on it
[00:25:23] What's the date?
[00:25:26] Currently December put a date on you saying you're done with ramen. I'd say probably early 2021 early 2021
[00:25:34] Yeah, you're saying January and I'm saying this because it used and the only reason I'm saying that is because it used to I
[00:25:39] Used to fucking love it. So when we went to Japan the first time we got it like that's exactly what Nick just said
[00:25:45] Yeah, we got like 20 times
[00:25:47] Well, I'm still on board when it comes to ramen. I still think it's maybe it's a situational player
[00:25:54] But I would rather
[00:25:56] I've always I've always preferred the Vietnamese food at this point and it hasn't always been this way
[00:26:03] But at this point I would rather get far I am I'm definitely in a Vietnamese zone
[00:26:08] I've been getting far. I've been traveling the country getting Vietnamese food almost in every city and
[00:26:14] By those shots out to Minneapolis that shit is an
[00:26:17] Unbelievable. Yeah, so good New Orleans has good meaning second to find it
[00:26:21] But here's my journal entry from December 31st 2020 Wow you want to read that bullshit?
[00:26:27] Okay, it's a very first of all
[00:26:29] Okay, I think I'm done with ramen. I'm gay also. No, don't read that part
[00:26:35] That part is was unpublished you'd like to you'd like to object and say relevance your honor. Yes
[00:26:47] Overruled it stays in the record stays in the right this denographer keep that in the record, please
[00:26:52] Well, let's write that down
[00:26:56] Says I think I'm done with ramen. Yeah, December 31st. That's sure and then I think I'm gay also
[00:27:01] Hello, it says I think I'm gay SLDO
[00:27:06] You clearly misspelled also. Yeah, which is if what they call a 40 and slip when you're wrong about something
[00:27:12] No, you typo. Yeah, when you're very right about
[00:27:15] Yeah, yeah, SLDO super suck like dicko super suck like dicko
[00:27:33] Antonio suck like dicko
[00:27:37] Yeah, so anyway, I'm still on team ramen and okay you said something about hamburgers Adam. I'm curious now
[00:27:43] We've been now you've piqued my interest. I've just I
[00:27:47] I've decided that I
[00:27:49] have a
[00:27:51] I don't like restaurant hamburgers. I don't like a fat. I
[00:27:56] Like a smashed patty. I don't like a fat fucking restaurant hamburger with a bun. You don't want any pink the bun is fucking
[00:28:05] The bun is fucking just soaking the end of it
[00:28:08] I'm willing to listen to you in terms of see problem. You know what you want. You know why you don't like those
[00:28:14] Unwheeledie because you didn't learn to cut the hamburger in half. Yeah, that's a huge part
[00:28:20] At a restaurant you have no anything about a restaurant you have you don't know anything about it
[00:28:26] That's the first thing you do at a restaurant when you have a restaurant the first thing someone else might do
[00:28:31] You didn't know about it. Yeah
[00:28:33] You know
[00:28:38] Those kinds of burgers weren't even around when you were a child. Yeah, a hundred percent there you very new
[00:28:43] You got a strong burger a big-ass burger with the big-ass brioche buns and shit. That's new. Here's the thing
[00:28:49] Okay, the cutting in half preserves it this goes this goes beyond you bid into it
[00:28:54] You're squeezing the burger and the ingredients to the tomatoes flop down
[00:28:59] Yeah, the tomato got squished only bun tomato should ruin the mayonnaise
[00:29:03] Tomato should be on burgers and let you shut the fuck in this is the thing and I'm very simple shut the hell off
[00:29:09] If you don't cut up hamburger, this is the kind of shit you say no, this is what you should have tomatoes and I'm not
[00:29:15] I'm a tomato adds nothing to the experience. It adds a nice fucking contrast in flavor and fucking
[00:29:21] Temperature even a tomato that's nothing
[00:29:23] And what is color in your mouth? Listen you give me a little to me. Here's where you tomato does nothing tomato
[00:29:29] It's taking me a while to realize that you're not even part of the hamburger
[00:29:33] I'll keep real quick the color purple that movies by eggplant. Yeah, it's not about that at all
[00:29:38] Okay, but we don't have to talk about it right now. It's actually a very moving book that we don't have to book
[00:29:46] Yeah, was it a book. It was just a Steven Spielberg. I think it was Steven King wrote it
[00:29:52] Oh, did he? Yes, I think
[00:30:02] Has to be the most lazily named book respect respect him for that it
[00:30:15] $1,000
[00:30:17] That shit does like well, I didn't realize Stephen King the the come town of books. Yeah
[00:30:23] Will manicher that Stephen King does mad drugs and they fucked up. Yeah, apparently there was one book
[00:30:30] Doesn't remember writing at all. I love that. I was like that guy's probably sober. He works really hard
[00:30:36] He's written thousands and thousands of pages. No, I guess he does it by just getting I love that
[00:30:41] I respect him a lot more now than at the beginning of this. Yeah, you know, it's like some some people like they love like
[00:30:47] He writes books the way we do absolutely nothing right around doing
[00:30:51] We've done probably a thousand if you consider thousands of hours of this of this which is and now on drugs now evolved into a thing
[00:30:58] Where it's like it's not even remotely close to comedy
[00:31:02] Arguing about hamburger, which I want to get back to
[00:31:07] Which I want to get back to and you're out of your fucking mom
[00:31:10] You're out of your fucking mind tomato doesn't fucking bull. No, I'm gonna pop a freshness and Christmas
[00:31:16] Same thing with lettuce. Here's where it's cold. It's crisp. Here's a little mayonnaise
[00:31:23] Here's where tomato doesn't belong pal on a cheesesteak
[00:31:27] Agreed and would you probably do that?
[00:31:29] You're a non burger cutting tomato cheese steak eating faggot. No way. Why would I put a tomato on a
[00:31:35] I will son I would sometimes if a cheesesteak is very fresh put a tomato on there
[00:31:40] Hell yeah, dude. This is the bet. These are all the best drugs
[00:31:43] King used cocaine Xanax Valium Nyquil beer tobacco and marijuana
[00:31:51] Fucking
[00:31:55] Scary ass motherfucking clown dude, and we're in Maine and the kids
[00:32:00] That shit dude with these kids fucking they got a fuck the clown up in the book
[00:32:05] We talked about this didn't they like fucking fuck the girl in it and it was weird
[00:32:09] But then they took it out of the movie. I've never read a single Stephen King book me neither me neither
[00:32:16] What the fuck did I just read?
[00:32:18] Stephen King's scariest monster colon addiction
[00:32:25] Whoever fucking wrote that should be
[00:32:28] Who would say their name say their name so we could say fuck them. Yeah, it's not drug addiction if you are a successful
[00:32:34] You're fucking you know, yeah, if you're crushing it, you're not a
[00:32:39] No, I still alive. Yeah, you're still healthy. The thing I hate 12 step people do is they're like he's powerless
[00:32:46] It's like boy. He has 80 billion dollars. Yeah, he's powerless. Maybe but he's like on a fucking awesome water slide
[00:32:52] Yeah, just because you killed just roll it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:32:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so apparently so his after his mother died
[00:33:04] He just started drinking
[00:33:06] So much that he doesn't remember writing kujo
[00:33:10] That's the one with the dog and and he was he said he was black out as a mother giving the eulogy of his mother
[00:33:18] Respect them she's fucking awesome. She was just fucking cool fucking mom. She fucking
[00:33:24] I'm fucking
[00:33:30] Run this by y'all real quick is a fucking clown. Yes, so by the way
[00:33:35] My story is in the trash so apparently at his intervention
[00:33:39] They like went through his office and his house and everything they dumped it out in front of him
[00:33:44] I think it's called dumping the rug
[00:33:46] And it included beer cans cigarette butts grams of cocaine zan like the value. Yes
[00:33:52] Naikwil robert usen and mouthwash my man had the roby on deck just for old times sake sometimes
[00:34:00] You it's a cool drug addict move is drinking mouthwash, but not brushing your teeth. Yeah
[00:34:05] He's been sober since since 1980. Yeah, who's fuck him again? Yeah, we hate him
[00:34:13] Fuck him isn't this book the mist? It's just like a cloud and it's evil
[00:34:17] You get the fuck out of here. I could write that shit. Yeah, I mean the pissed
[00:34:23] Yeah, that's me. I got it's pissed off. It's me reading one of his gay ass books
[00:34:27] Yeah, I mean like this sucks today star bros turn I could find what is shit?
[00:34:31] It's like this is for adults. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah, and you know what they already got goosebumps for adults
[00:34:40] It's called the goosebumps. Yeah
[00:34:42] That's the world. I never said it was for kids. No, he's just a stupid guy. He just he writes
[00:34:49] Fucking stupid. That's the hardest verse. That's the hardest verse he could fucking
[00:34:54] It came from a really sink
[00:34:58] I'm gonna read an that one. It sucked from under my balls the one about the thing in the basement. I
[00:35:04] Don't remember that. Yeah, I
[00:35:06] Don't remember all right our l Stein net worth you want to guess our l Stein that worth. Yeah, all right
[00:35:15] 85 million I'm going we don't prices right rules
[00:35:20] Yeah, you got to be under this would you say 84? I won't
[00:35:26] No, no, no, I think it's gonna be over. Yeah, I'm gonna but I'm being gentlemen. I'll say 200 mill. Yes, really on the nose
[00:35:34] I mean, that's that's the estimated no way
[00:35:38] Sock my dick you motherfucking I want to guess again. Yeah, you know, you get it. We mean I already guessed 200 million
[00:35:47] But I we're doing again
[00:35:50] But I go
[00:35:53] This time I go
[00:35:56] Would have something mister
[00:35:58] Boo, it's the ghost the ghost that
[00:36:05] In the basement
[00:36:09] On a
[00:36:15] It's three one one enforcing the section eight
[00:36:21] Brian was having the summer of his life until five of his 17 apartment complexes
[00:36:26] Report him from mold and and curd fine
[00:36:30] One of his ten came from Africa
[00:36:34] By way of the British but for some reason I'm the one paying reparations
[00:36:40] finds
[00:36:42] He's the gay to our l sign. I think so he's gay. I believe he's a homosexual. Come on, dude
[00:36:48] I'm not even he's one of the straightest guys ever. I'm not even saying not and I'm not just saying that cuz he looks like you
[00:36:53] He's been married to Jane Waldhorn since 1969. What is our our else stands for Rocky Love, right? Yeah
[00:37:01] Yeah, Rocky Love Stein Rocky Love Stein Rocky. He was a wrestler. Are you sure he's married to a woman?
[00:37:08] I'm pretty sure he's good authority
[00:37:10] If that being I don't know man. He was right about the
[00:37:16] I said in elementary school someone said he was
[00:37:19] Actually a straight man has two hundred million dollars. Yeah, that's a good question straight man either has zero dollars or a billion dollars
[00:37:27] Exactly right. He's no one between his son. They're only child works in the music industry. Maybe he's gay. Yeah, what's he play the skin flute?
[00:37:40] How about our l Stein junior you're sucking that dick J. R. Stein J. O. Stein
[00:37:45] Rocky Junior Rocky Junior the dick sucking the dick sucking captain. Yeah the capitan
[00:37:52] What do we watch hocus pocus last night? Yes, I mean I were high
[00:37:56] We have shout out to the pass and they could only make it ten minutes in
[00:38:01] What the fuck did we have the poor bird's parents were both deep throat. Yeah, they were in deep throat
[00:38:06] They were in deep throat. Yeah, I thought you said that they were both like deep throat specialists
[00:38:12] No, they're fucking like parents met sucking a dick. So that's the riff we met that was yeah
[00:38:18] I thought we were around oh
[00:38:20] Yeah, we did a riff that her father. Yeah, and her mother were both great as I miss her
[00:38:26] Yeah, now they're both in the famous pornography deep throat with what's her name?
[00:38:31] Just imagining
[00:38:32] Imagine her parents just sharing a dick like the lady in the tramp dogs. Yep
[00:38:37] Yeah, some Italian chef
[00:38:41] Start sucking the balls. Yeah, I start sucking the head and we met in the middle of the dick. Can you believe it?
[00:38:49] That would be romantic that would be really let me find her mom's name because she had huge
[00:38:53] Yeah, I found a picture of her mom that I think Nick had given up on hocus pocus
[00:38:58] I'm a star and I who wanted to see it through why to see what I like is dick is yeah, look is dick is yeah, that's good. Oh
[00:39:05] shit
[00:39:06] I'm seeing an updated picture Thor a birch with some big ass titties, but I'm looking at Thor a birch mom
[00:39:11] Chokas cockus chokies cockus so then um all Carol Connors
[00:39:17] Carol Connors. She had some big ass titties. I look humongous breast arrest. Let's check it out
[00:39:23] If you're listening at home, you can play along by Googling Carol O'Connor penis
[00:39:28] So then her jack birches her dad. Let's see I looked at her so her
[00:39:32] I looked at her mom's I looked at the rest. I didn't look at her dad's penis. Let's check it out
[00:39:35] I could I already tried to try to try this Carol Connors penis. That's good. See if the mom has the dick
[00:39:42] She probably has one in her mouth. She sucks Carol Carol Connors and John Holmes porn videos. That's awesome
[00:39:48] Oh man
[00:39:50] What a legend that guy was oh, I think I think she sucks her husband's cock in deep throat. Yeah, it's romantic
[00:39:56] Maybe that's where they met on set. Yeah, you know for me
[00:39:59] I can't really blast knowing that these two porn actors aren't fully in love. Yes, that's what I need
[00:40:05] You know Jack Birch cock
[00:40:08] On hot no, this is now. I okay, so Jack's a trans woman jacking off. I don't know how we got here
[00:40:18] Maybe it maybe birch is the trans
[00:40:21] Ladies name and so Jack Jack and her birch cock. Oh, that's yeah like a tree a birch tree
[00:40:27] Yeah, I can't find his cock anywhere. Um, so her dad ran her career as a child actor hilarious and
[00:40:35] She did the top was seen in Sam Mendez's
[00:40:39] American Beauty in 1999 at 16 years old Wow and
[00:40:43] She had to get parental permission. Oh that must have been a really tough sell. Yeah on the birch
[00:40:49] They talked to me that it was necessary to her characters arc to show that's wild show her six
[00:40:57] This is what I found out while this post up. I never saw
[00:41:02] American Beauty American Beauty. Honestly, honestly, I never thought he was just Kevin Spacey was funny
[00:41:09] Yeah, I never thought I never thought it so I'm glad he's canceled. I'm glad he now. I never saw American Beauty. I didn't get I
[00:41:16] was
[00:41:17] I would rather watch American pie. Yeah
[00:41:20] That's the kind of guy I would I'd rather watch fun. What is my beauty about like fucking
[00:41:26] He's waiting on his wife with a child. No guys. His wife is cheating on him. Oh, so he's beating off to fucking a child
[00:41:35] Yeah, then he yeah, it's a guy who's like it's a guy the upper middle-class guy with
[00:41:41] Who's getting spinning out?
[00:41:43] I see and then he doesn't fucking the movie his next door neighbor is Chris Cooper who's not see who's also gay
[00:41:51] For really yeah, he's gay for him. Does he fuck him and then there's a kid that does video art of a bag
[00:41:56] It's pretty famous
[00:41:59] And then his daughter's Thor birch. Oh Kevin Spacey's daughter's Thor birch. Yeah, she shows her titties
[00:42:06] To the next door neighbor like through her bedroom window. She takes her top off while he's
[00:42:11] Film filming I see because he's like that was what they needed to show. He's like an autistic
[00:42:17] He couldn't just fake it that likes filming things right. Yeah
[00:42:21] Is that a good description of that movie Chris Cooper kind of looks like a Chinese grandma. He does
[00:42:30] In the mouth it's eyes and mouth when you come in my house you take your shoes off take your shoes off
[00:42:35] Take some of these little paper slippers. Where's my kimono?
[00:42:38] Has anyone seen my kimono?
[00:42:43] Well, I lost my kimono
[00:42:47] Fuck
[00:42:50] Yeah, so Jack Burch is cock if you guys have a picture of that send it to Adam so he can show us
[00:42:55] Mm-hmm and Mary and just I just must say happy holidays season
[00:42:59] Yeah right now
[00:43:02] Yeah, I mean this is my favorite time of year
[00:43:04] Yeah, it's cold. We just went through that big blizzard. Mm-hmm chestnuts roast thing
[00:43:10] Mm-hmm. I don't open fire suck in penis just nuts fucking
[00:43:15] Me and my putting chestnuts in my ass and mouth
[00:43:20] Yeah getting foot by two black guys. This is what we're probably what's going on right now is
[00:43:27] What do you think's gonna happen? Let's do let's do do you think the Kyle Ridd now sing on or off?
[00:43:35] What do you mean is he found on?
[00:43:38] Everything seems like they're gonna fucking let him off. Yeah, so he lets him off
[00:43:42] Do you think that there's gonna be writing or that only happened during because people were in quarantine? I think they probably will be some
[00:43:49] Some stuff if that guy gets off. Yeah, they'll be some shit good. Okay. Do you think the media will cover?
[00:43:54] No, no, they won't
[00:43:56] Ignore well though. They do love it though, but they love a nice ride. I mean do they though? I think it's like
[00:44:03] What's the why would you show it though now?
[00:44:05] Does it make the president look bad?
[00:44:08] I don't know to take to maybe to take fuck. I don't fucking care actually. I just realized I don't care either
[00:44:14] I'm just not trying to say things. I got you. I think I'm just trying to say things until oh look
[00:44:21] Jesse James is trending. Let's see what's going on with him, but it's it's it's
[00:44:25] It's uh, it's the Road Dog Jesse James. It's uh, it's about
[00:44:32] That wasn't his name wasn't
[00:44:34] Where's the wrestler was the road dog named Jesse James who do the little punches? I think long to yeah
[00:44:40] Really? They were Jesse James. Well, I'm the kind of guy that gets fucked up is it? I forgot. I forgot it
[00:44:46] Yeah, I guess that was I'm a guy that gets fun. They get my they go my guy might get my
[00:44:50] I'll get a dick and so my oh, yeah, we got the king's penis. Oh, we forgot about the king's penis
[00:44:58] Okay, so we forgot about both. I'll say well. We can't do that. I want to do that one. That's just but the king's penis is really
[00:45:04] It's so it's uh the idea is it's a lot like the king's speech the king's speech, but it's so it's 1942
[00:45:12] Yeah, and the king George of the six has to give uh, so shows penis to the people
[00:45:19] And on the radio because they found out that Hitler had a micro penis and so the
[00:45:24] Boost
[00:45:26] The blitz the ball. Yeah, the blitz the bombing of London
[00:45:29] He has to show his penis to prove that England, but he also has a micro penis. Yeah, and so he has to get big
[00:45:36] Yeah
[00:45:37] From Jeffrey rush every rush and and he's like
[00:45:42] My penis is small
[00:45:44] And then they teach him out of a big dick everything. He goes out. He's like he's like he's my dick
[00:45:51] My car
[00:45:54] Yeah
[00:45:56] But he saw as a starter. They don't do it. Yeah, they don't fix a stutter. Yeah, they don't yeah
[00:46:00] And that's the king's penis. But his dick is really nice now. It's nice. Yeah, and they use like they use like um
[00:46:06] like um
[00:46:08] Stage makeup techniques also. Yeah, so like they put a shadow on his thighs
[00:46:13] Yeah, like contour they contour so that his thighs look smaller
[00:46:17] His dick as balls looks smaller than his cheekbones. Yeah, and they shave his pubes completely in a little bit
[00:46:23] His dick look like divine. Yeah
[00:46:28] Come suck me
[00:46:30] Come suck me. We got motel six. No, and then we got the new the rule
[00:46:36] That your makings pass so you can follow one guy. Yeah, Jamaicans are lining up
[00:46:41] It's so funny because it's like we do the show we do the podcast during the day
[00:46:47] And then we just get through it mics get turned off and then we're in the zone
[00:46:52] We're really in the zone that you're making we we've talked about it before we should do
[00:46:56] I think maybe maybe cans off that might help you want cans off. Yeah, now it doesn't feel like i'm gonna work anymore
[00:47:01] Okay, perfect. Now we're just hanging out now. We're hanging out
[00:47:04] what we need is uh
[00:47:06] what we need is fucking um
[00:47:08] Uh like uh jenna jackson on stage mike
[00:47:11] Jen jackson off the little this guy and then also i need to get those peanut butter filled pretzels out
[00:47:16] That is big and then maybe uh
[00:47:20] Some viking in
[00:47:21] Some viking would be nice. Yeah, so i'm all for like i say this week
[00:47:26] Ravages my body. Yeah, I was at the I was at the town store the other day. I was like the nigg baby
[00:47:32] I don't know about that. We can't do that one. All right. Yeah, I wouldn't even I wouldn't even say that on the show actually
[00:47:39] What you already said? I don't know. I mean it is pretty good
[00:47:46] Um, hmm. Anyway
[00:47:49] No, no, no, absolutely not. I would not I don't think you should be spelling it
[00:47:55] If i'm being really honest, you can't say it or spell it you can't spell it, but if it's the song it sits
[00:48:00] You shouldn't spell it. You don't say it. I would like to state for the record. I am against spelling it
[00:48:06] No, what's the time stamp?
[00:48:10] Yeah, we'll remember that it's uh, it's it's like the 47 minute mark
[00:48:15] The 47 that's pretty solid. Yeah, it's not bad
[00:48:20] Yeah, really you're you're you have a nice treat where you have no idea what the time is at them
[00:48:25] Yeah, like I should sneaks up on you. Yeah, especially like this. We really haven't said anything except argue about you claiming you liked
[00:48:33] Ramen. Yeah, or you were out on ramen first. That's good though. This Adam's right. This is what people really like. Yeah is when it's uh
[00:48:41] What it's just three incredibly dumb in articular people
[00:48:45] Not saying who stomachs hurt
[00:48:48] You've been on drugs the night before
[00:48:50] We had a big breakfast
[00:48:52] And our sluggish and you said you know what? No, we're doing it anyway. Yeah, that's
[00:48:59] It's heartwarming
[00:49:01] They get a peek behind the curtain. Oh, you know, we do need to do though. Well, I go by pork shoulder
[00:49:06] We gotta just yeah, we definitely buy pork show
[00:49:08] We also have to just transition to making this a celebrity gossip thing because that is the lowest the second lowest
[00:49:12] Maybe third lowest form of entertainment is celebrity gossip. What's the first two? Well, the second is the one man show
[00:49:18] Absolutely. Yeah, and we all know what the first is
[00:49:23] What is the one woman show?
[00:49:30] All right, I guess I kind of put those as a tie one of two, but I think you're right. Yeah, I'm reading an interview right now with
[00:49:36] R.L. Stein about where they're asking about why he tweeted Shakira Shakira
[00:49:42] What did he say? He said oh this won't take long. I don't have many answers for you
[00:49:48] It's obviously a momentary laughs insanity
[00:49:51] What?
[00:49:53] He was so horny for Shakira. You think our all's dying is just listening to the song and he got fired up
[00:49:58] The hips so baby when you talk like this you make my penis go on you make my penis get hot
[00:50:08] Shakira you're lovely
[00:50:09] What happened to Shakira they sent her back to Mexico. She's from Colombia. They sent her back to Colombia
[00:50:15] I believe she married
[00:50:18] Wasn't the guy from realm a guy from realm. I just want to be a little Mexican. Oh, yeah, she's my face shoved in
[00:50:24] Spanish sesame street ladies tits. That would be awesome. Yeah, that would be really cool
[00:50:28] To be a clown
[00:50:30] Yeah, a clown on a Mexican. I'm gonna learn Spanish and just move to Mexico
[00:50:33] What was that video of fucking Mateo?
[00:50:35] Where he's being interviewed on some late night show and like in some Latin American country. Yeah, he's just being interviewed by a clown
[00:50:43] Yeah, yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, he's fluent in Spanish. He speaks five languages. He's crazy
[00:50:48] He's so fucking talented. Yeah, he went to art school. Have you seen his like drawing?
[00:50:52] Oh, yeah, yeah, and not only that but like fine art. He like can yeah, he can sing he can paint
[00:50:57] He's like a super talented guy. It's and he's ripped. Yeah, what a what a fucking guy
[00:51:03] But fucking Italian so
[00:51:13] Fucking piece of shit
[00:51:15] He's gay doesn't have to fuck a deal with women if you know, yeah, yeah
[00:51:18] In fact, here's what I really respect the gay guys have started doing
[00:51:21] Not only are they do not they not hang out with women
[00:51:24] Some of them start dressing like women. Yeah, like we can be better at this than you and they ball
[00:51:29] I mean trans people or trans sites. I mean, uh, what happened to trans vestsites
[00:51:33] I think it's a slur now. Is it no is it I think so no cuz it has to be men that just like wearing women's clothes
[00:51:40] Yeah, I agree. I agree with that. That's a cross dress. I like that it's called vestite like there's a vest involved. Yeah
[00:51:46] You know, which is actually which is weird because that's a that's just a purely
[00:51:50] Gay thing transvest and black businesses. Yeah, we need to try to be the transveston
[00:51:56] Yeah, yeah, I got you. No, I mean address and I mean fight. Yeah, no, I mean drag queens
[00:52:02] Damn, but there's friends with all the drag queens too like the good ones top of the line
[00:52:06] I want to get that t-shirt that the p it says invest in black businesses Pete Buttigieg
[00:52:13] I forgot about buying that t-shirt. Yeah, I think you missed the boat on that
[00:52:18] I bet i'm gonna check ebay. You probably get it on red bubble
[00:52:22] Yeah, just like remake people's they steal everyone's steal idea
[00:52:26] Mm-hmm. They raw. How about turd bubble. That'll be cool. What about pink bubble and it's Adam's little balls
[00:52:32] That'd be cool. Those pink little balls
[00:52:35] My your balls are pink pink bubbles. You got two little pink bubbles
[00:52:40] Why do you say little?
[00:52:42] Radio shack and it's Shaquille O'Neal, but it's a retarded version of
[00:52:47] Crossing his eyes
[00:52:49] I'm a reparcing my radio show. Yeah. I know you thought it was a time before
[00:52:53] No
[00:52:57] Dude honestly if you had like a hundred thousand dollars, I bet Shaq would do it
[00:53:01] He does every single commercial of all time. He does the general
[00:53:06] He does a pop a julis. I really like that pop a john's commercial. I hate most commercials
[00:53:11] Should we get some pop a jotter the one where he goes?
[00:53:14] Just like going
[00:53:15] He goes pop a john's in disguise. He has a wig and a mustache on and he's like
[00:53:20] And he adds to get the stuff cresspies and he's like all right guys
[00:53:24] I was just kidding. It's me and then the guy at the pop a john's counters like yeah, I know it's
[00:53:29] That's the commercial
[00:53:33] Are there any other commercials you like you want to just talk? Yeah, let's just talk about commercials
[00:53:37] Do you remember the one where dominoes changing ingredients or they had pasta for a while
[00:53:42] Like we're opening a five star restaurant in New York City. Yeah, and then fight all these people
[00:53:47] I remember that serve them like yeah, like fucking sterno lit like this micro
[00:53:53] Shitty pasta from dominoes and then the chef comes out
[00:53:55] He's like I just want to let you know all the food tonight was delivered by dominoes and then everyone in the restaurant starts like clap
[00:54:05] That's so funny. Yeah, that's a great commercial. I mean I once had insulted your intelligence
[00:54:10] I don't have the yeah, yeah, because like at first you're like this is bullshit, but then you're like well, they're clapping
[00:54:15] Yeah, I might as well try one time see what the applause was about in this commercial that they ever have it
[00:54:22] I don't know if I ever had you know what I'm just a pop a deer
[00:54:26] What's that it's a pop a john's case of deer where you basically fucking fold over
[00:54:32] A piece of wait, so you could eat it fast. I think you know whatever it is when I worked there
[00:54:37] They made you call the portabella mushrooms the popa Bella mushroom
[00:54:41] Yeah, yeah when you get hired the if you do like these gas training modules on the computer
[00:54:47] Yeah, one of them is great because it was about like
[00:54:50] You know like fucking not harassing people and work
[00:54:53] And so like I remember the training module was like a white guy being like kumar's food smells fucking disgusting
[00:55:01] They're like is this bad? Yes or no
[00:55:03] Yeah, you're the CEO of a company. It's gonna take you eight months to stop saying
[00:55:11] He's a fucking king for that. I like I'm hoping to get it out of my vocabulary by next summer
[00:55:20] Let's be realistic
[00:55:22] He fucking ruled okay that video he did where he's fucking rad his shit and that's always a drum stay tuned
[00:55:29] And you know what that was before coronavirus dude. He said a reckoning was coming John Schlatter
[00:55:34] Maybe he knew bro. Maybe he knew he lost his company though. All right, it's gonna be a reckoning. Yeah, that's why she bought in
[00:55:41] Shack bought in shack shack shack all the fucking they're like meat a black celebrity
[00:55:45] I was like yeah, Papa John. Papa John is a as a podcast on the compound media. Yeah
[00:55:51] Yeah, it's a little bit scante. That's a lovely stoop to
[00:55:54] You
[00:55:57] That would be fucking awesome. Yeah, he's on he's just getting ground. He's getting his dick grinded on by a porn star
[00:56:02] Yeah, that was one of the best showbiz moments of my life. Yeah when you they had you put on a ones
[00:56:11] I'm there for that. Yeah, you were you were at the desk. Yeah, and I was on the couch. Yeah
[00:56:16] And uh, that just a
[00:56:18] Weird looking porn star. I remember that yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, I was tracking my
[00:56:22] That that show has got weird because she was sitting there making all these like saying all these races
[00:56:29] Yeah, and then I fucking like made I said something about autistic people and she's like my brother's autistic. Yeah. Yeah, are you kidding me?
[00:56:37] Yeah, yeah, and then she tried to reaish argue with you. Yeah
[00:56:43] And then and then they were like why don't we send her over there to she's clearly drunk in the middle. Oh, dude. She was all she was all fucked up
[00:56:50] Yeah, what the fuck was her name?
[00:56:52] um
[00:56:53] Tatiana
[00:56:55] Tatiana, I think that would be awesome. Tatiana, I'm a londo
[00:57:01] If I had the gas I should start getting porn stars to just I don't know maybe suck me off while we do the podcast
[00:57:07] We should dude
[00:57:10] Scanks do that or something. Yeah, they did did did yeah because I remember Ralph telling me about it
[00:57:14] He's like oh dude. We did blowjob karaoke. Yeah, he was like, yeah, we had portos coming and suck me and jay's dick while we tried to sing songs
[00:57:25] It's like well, it's good to see dude. We literally should do that just for riffs though
[00:57:29] Well, we did but this doesn't need to transition into being you know, just he's like we gotta we gotta do the morning zoo hits
[00:57:35] Yeah
[00:57:37] Until we gotta get scumbag vinnie back. We do need vinnie back
[00:57:41] We gotta get we gotta get jeaned and appley back the last time I checked vinnie was selling my
[00:57:47] cell phone number to people
[00:57:55] Goddamn should we call him on the on the cell phone? Yeah, it was like honestly
[00:57:59] Yeah, we're the last time I talked to him. He was like he was like bro. I would never do that
[00:58:03] It's like I don't I mean I know you would I don't yeah, you're a man with no scruples
[00:58:07] Yeah, that's why you're a scumbag baby one of the biggest but it's also I expect you to lie to me about it
[00:58:13] People as like unprompted people as like bro. I would never do that to you and it's like we're not friend
[00:58:20] We're not friends and you're a fucking weird bad
[00:58:23] I know which is it's actually extremely endearing to me totally because you don't you can't hide it because yeah
[00:58:30] I've said it before he's monolithic. Yeah, there's no it's like, you know when somebody's bad at busting balls
[00:58:36] Of course, it's not the problem isn't that you're an asshole. It said you're a fraud right?
[00:58:40] You know, yes, or is it somebody just they do that. There's just a piece of shit. You can't really get mad at him
[00:58:45] Yeah, oh didn't he come down to funny moms? He popped on he graced the stage for a job down
[00:58:50] He did his best line his best line ever was like I can come do the show whenever you want bro
[00:58:56] I'm just 85 minutes away from the city
[00:59:01] I have multiple messages from him
[00:59:03] When when can I come back to the come town
[00:59:08] This one's really sad. No, I don't know if I want to read it. Yeah, but he thrives in that
[00:59:13] October 6th just taking the press taking
[00:59:23] Taking all those money for the castle
[00:59:27] Trying to get at you with depression
[00:59:29] Taking all those people's money to do the castle bam show or whatever
[00:59:35] And then canceling everything of course and then moving it to like a fucking like
[00:59:40] event space and a strip mall somewhere
[00:59:44] And then it's like bands not even there. It's just some like band from central jersey
[00:59:49] Not reflecting any money and then just going to dizzy work
[00:59:53] We're posting pictures. I'm a Mickey Mouse fitted on
[00:59:57] Yeah, didn't they make a guy like sitting piss or whatever? Yeah, they got he was like yeah
[01:00:01] We got a piss hot tub everybody pisses in it all day. Oh
[01:00:05] I think it's the stop button