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Cum Town | Premium | 12/26/2021

[00:00:00] Play hello and welcome to come to play is a plane and then you hit play play
[00:00:07] And then you hit play boy is a fucking playing it's playing now
[00:00:11] I've decided I've taken the opportunity to sit in Adam seat to prove that you can just hold the microphone correctly
[00:00:17] Wow, no water problems. Oh and you calling your shot from the beginning talking about because I replaced the wire
[00:00:22] No, no, no, I had a broken wire and now you're using a fixed wire and you're claiming that you're
[00:00:31] Using it go switch it out. Yeah, all right. I'm ghost dogging the whip go raw dog the web raw dog
[00:00:39] All right, I'll get back to this later. I want to find an old podcast from I
[00:00:44] Won't even give it. I won't even hint
[00:00:47] Because I don't I want this for myself
[00:00:49] What the podcast?
[00:00:51] The
[00:00:53] Podcast we're talking about watching. Oh, yeah, I'm also
[00:00:58] Look at this. That's I can do a little research during this show. I am stoner than my dick
[00:01:01] What's still from last night? I don't know what happened. I woke up high. I was you you took the tincture
[00:01:07] I sucked off a lot of the tincture last night. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:01:11] This is a can maybe the can of the podcast and shut out to the path or the way
[00:01:16] Mm-hmm. Whatever the fuck those stores called. Yeah, I think it's wall burgers
[00:01:20] We should not the wall burgers where we bought weed last night or three nights ago. You see the pastor wall burgers
[00:01:26] I think it's wall burgers. Something like cuz I also had a bacon they had bacon cheeseburger a cannabis infused bacon cheeseburger
[00:01:32] We're back on good morning America and we're sitting here with Academy Award-winning actor Mark wallberg
[00:01:38] Who is discussing the launch of his new burger restaurant the pass that you open with your brothers?
[00:01:43] Why don't you tell us about that? Oh, thank thanks for having me on
[00:01:48] Yeah, we got a burger restaurant now the pass where did that name come from?
[00:01:52] Well, well, I did the movie for brothers. Hmm. I work with two colored fellas. Yeah two brothers
[00:02:01] And I asked them, you know, can I say the word right and they gave me a pass a physical pass
[00:02:08] They called me they they called it it's yeah, but it's actually just a pass card from the ESPN zone
[00:02:15] That on to three thousand had in his wallet. Yeah
[00:02:19] Yeah, he's one of the brothers
[00:02:21] Who's the other one?
[00:02:22] Tyree's Mitchell Tyree's name Mitchell. I think so Gibson Gibson Gibson
[00:02:30] Okay, let's find it's gonna be another bald
[00:02:33] Black guy and we're gonna sound racist. Mm-hmm. It's definitely Andre 3000 because that was a bit of stunt casting that I recall from
[00:02:40] Cuz he I was he came out in the age group where I was all about
[00:02:46] Black and white brothers
[00:02:48] They're one of the best I loved black and white brotherhood
[00:02:52] Five brothers or four brothers five brothers was how many?
[00:02:57] The joke that the Nick made on the show. I believe five brothers. Yeah, what's for is it four brothers? Okay?
[00:03:05] For it's not five brothers
[00:03:08] It's about mark pitching a new one. It's called five. It was five of them
[00:03:19] Yeah, it's uh, you know me and I got three brothers
[00:03:23] Oh Chia Chia with a edgy for wherever the fuck you say oh Chuy Chuy taco
[00:03:30] He was the bad guy in this I forget Chuy taco edgel like I
[00:03:33] Chia would tell edgy for I tell you these blacks have really gotten crazy with the names
[00:03:39] The really they're really trying
[00:03:44] They're really trying to just I you know
[00:03:47] When people went off they said Rashid, you know these kind of the new names
[00:03:51] I said that's fine. You're being racist, but now
[00:03:56] Queas knows Volley Wallace
[00:03:59] What the fuck is that?
[00:04:02] You're trying to make me you're trying to make me look stupid. Yeah
[00:04:07] Now that's bill bird destroys Nigerian surnames
[00:04:12] That's not true though because you go to Nigeria and they all got a name like you're right. Yeah, yeah
[00:04:17] Good luck Jefferson good luck Jonathan
[00:04:19] For corn pop Honda. Yeah gets his dick sucks Steve. Yeah, Tokyo sex wallet
[00:04:28] Best names in the world
[00:04:32] You just a fucking guy from Africa named Tokyo
[00:04:35] Fuck yeah, Tokyo sex while sex while he's the fucking the icing on the cake that might be the best name
[00:04:43] That's not just the ones we know about either
[00:04:45] I used to go on like Nigerian Facebook and other names are like angel too beautiful Jonathan
[00:04:53] They're like even they took the con the in Native American concept
[00:04:57] Yeah, and flipped it. It was like when instead of fucking Buffalo and wind it was named after Japanese
[00:05:03] Well, it's like those hood names were like I am unique. Yeah, you know
[00:05:08] Yeah, not delicious or whatever, but yeah, some of those were kind of still sounds like a name. Mm-hmm
[00:05:14] Yeah, where's in Nigeria? They're just like they're just profound. They just yeah, they both they just fucking go full, you know
[00:05:20] dick too big
[00:05:22] Maurice dick too big
[00:05:25] elegant
[00:05:26] elegant. Yeah, what was I you're saying perfect perfection?
[00:05:30] That guy and yeah, but he's from Zimbabwe. What is it? What does not forget?
[00:05:35] Nacamba, what's his name? How far away is marvelous?
[00:05:39] Marvelous Nacamba marvelous marvelous Nacamba
[00:05:44] You son Marvel is
[00:05:46] So sick, dude, I'm gonna name myself marvelous Zimbabwe from home. I'm Bob way is in Bob way is
[00:05:52] Satway south dude, not sure so it's like it's like a different stream
[00:05:56] Do you actually do know about Africa because you're an African? I don't know much you're an African though
[00:06:01] You would say that I would say I wouldn't put it on my college application. I don't think that'd be fair sure
[00:06:07] But yeah in my heart yeah, cuz you you say African your name's Adam Friedland people get excited
[00:06:12] They think they got a lemme crab it situation. Yeah horrible like the name is so unattractive
[00:06:17] I have to have this guy all time. This guy's probably got a huge day
[00:06:21] Dude an Adam Friedland like a fucking nice sexy rocker named Adam Friedland. Oh my god
[00:06:27] He's half whatever you want him to be he's got to be half something though
[00:06:32] Well any crab it situation half Chinese that'd be awesome dude. There's some sec
[00:06:36] We just watched a movie with Brandon Lee who looked sexy who's about what?
[00:06:41] 4% Chinese. I don't know what he is. You said Bruce Lee was half Bruce's half Chinese. I don't know that
[00:06:47] He's a quarter quarter Chinese
[00:06:50] Nice the what that's what being half Jewish up being Chinese is being quarter Chinese
[00:06:54] So you describe yeah
[00:07:00] We just watch I'm dying
[00:07:08] We just watched a movie called showdown in little Tokyo which is a really fucking good ass movie John or
[00:07:16] fucking
[00:07:17] The fuck dog long grins off longer that motherfucker dog like was on the
[00:07:26] That mother boy dog Lungren was the fucking he was the most respected man in little Tokyo
[00:07:35] We're bowing to him a lot of ways the last samurai kind of stole from
[00:07:41] It really did still
[00:07:43] Show down a little swag of a white man being even more Japanese and Japanese and people of having honor
[00:07:50] It really appeals to me actually I like how he got he appealed to the honor of the Yakuza boss
[00:07:55] Mm-hmm and said go ahead and shoot me. Yeah, you'll have no honor
[00:07:59] It's the you choose a boss
[00:08:03] Trapped by centuries of Japanese trident warrior culture
[00:08:07] Yeah, you gotta do it this word otherwise your bitch had the fucking throw his gun down and
[00:08:12] Dolph defeated him in single-hand combat
[00:08:15] Thus earning the respect of the Japanese American community in Los Angeles
[00:08:21] My parents for the Asian what was it unit the Asian division or the Asian
[00:08:31] Bad and said Asian task
[00:08:33] Yeah, this is fucking a whole be gigantic. I love that. He also he never he doesn't they don't arrest anybody they end up just
[00:08:45] They first seen when they confront so many zike. Yeah, we're gonna do it the right way. I don't end up murdering
[00:08:50] Yeah, yeah, well that one guy they arrest and question snaps his own neck. Yeah, it was awesome
[00:08:56] In the air
[00:08:59] Dolph Lundgren seems bored in every single scene. Yeah, oh my god
[00:09:02] But what a fucking piece of ass, huh? Yeah, I should get nailed by Dolph Lundgren back every square inch
[00:09:10] Of his body when he was dating Grace Jones
[00:09:12] She would just bring back whores. What a great situation being
[00:09:16] She would go out. Yeah, you know you want to come back and fuck my boyfriend Dolph Lundgren
[00:09:20] Yeah, she would just come back with like three or four bitches. Mm-hmm. Wow. That's gonna be that's awesome
[00:09:25] And he's and he's mad smart too. Yeah, he plays him in chess and whoever whoever does the best he gets he gives them dick
[00:09:31] Yeah
[00:09:32] He's got a little equation for who's like talk the best he gives him to MIT. He takes them to MIT. Yeah
[00:09:39] Yeah, he basically looks the same now to does he well
[00:09:43] He I think he was dating like a black don't crack like a 20 year old. Yeah, he is well Japanese don't crash
[00:09:49] He is Asian after all. Yeah as we learned from the Japanese don't cracks in there
[00:09:54] My father was in the Air Force and they were killed by a
[00:09:57] Yeah, they don't explain why that guy just killed his parents for the sword and what yeah
[00:10:01] Why the Yakuza would kill an officer in the Air Force? Yeah
[00:10:07] Cause some fucking problems
[00:10:10] But respect I like that because they're like he started off as a bodyguard for Grace Jones. Oh
[00:10:16] And it was the beginning of his career dude
[00:10:18] Supposed salute dude. Yeah, he fucked his way to the top and then he got pussy out of it and more money. Yeah the dream
[00:10:26] What would you like six five?
[00:10:29] Yeah, he's seven nine
[00:10:33] He worked at the limelight, I guess nice his girlfriend's 24 and he's a limelight is that church on?
[00:10:41] 20th and
[00:10:43] Six Avenue. Oh fuck the like shelter. Mmm. It's not a shelter. I think you think it's a limelight
[00:10:50] It became a jam and I might be a pizza restaurant. Okay, but it was a night call you seen party monster, right?
[00:10:55] I have not that's where they live. There was a murder there. Oh, he was a bodyguard for gay guys doing drugs
[00:11:01] Yeah, what's that guy James?
[00:11:04] Yeah, yeah
[00:11:06] Yeah, the one we call it called complete. Yeah, didn't he kill coo?
[00:11:10] Didn't he kill Feds with a Feds in that movie will do your vellen morale
[00:11:17] Valdera, I
[00:11:19] Hope so and you want to talk about a guy who got pussy also. He got a lot of will do was out there
[00:11:23] While and while and will do well. He's doing all those yo mama jokes. Yeah
[00:11:29] Incredible show yo mama a
[00:11:33] Battle show
[00:11:35] David Barton Jim. Oh nice. Oh nice. It's a gym for gay people. No, is that the gay Jim?
[00:11:42] Why they call him David Barton the rich guy call him David Barton are not Barton Twink Barton Twink brother
[00:11:47] Hey, man. He's got big crazy here. What are these but he's getting his ass fuck? Yeah?
[00:11:51] Glasses are pointing to his asshole going this is my uniform
[00:11:55] This is my uniform. That was a great movie man. Yeah, I love that. I love any I won't spoil it
[00:12:02] Mm-hmm Barton thing. Yeah. Yeah, if it's really plot
[00:12:06] We usually talk about the about movies, but we're gonna let you guys go home and watch it
[00:12:11] I don't want to spoil it. It's interesting and weird, but a great time also got in a little bit of assassination of Jesse James
[00:12:18] You did put that on that you did purchase that fool myself
[00:12:21] You did go ahead and rent that on Adams Amazon prime account. I did I thought the why I wanted to see it
[00:12:27] I thought it was stream. I've been seen it in about three weeks. It was last dream. You owe me $4
[00:12:34] It was a $4 purchase. Yeah, well, I owe you I owe you a rental. I don't owe you $4
[00:12:39] What do you mean you can rent something on my account? How am I how am I gonna do that if there's ever a time in which you?
[00:12:46] have access to my
[00:12:49] Vacation and a movie needs to be rented then absolutely feel
[00:12:54] But I don't owe you for you didn't sell me the movie
[00:13:08] It's my three ninety nine
[00:13:11] So I borrowed your car, right? Yeah, and I used probably a half a tank of gas right now you owe me fucking $25
[00:13:19] Why because I put I put the gas in the car. I bought gas use that I use but I put
[00:13:26] $25 for the gas in the car now you owe me the money because your car used it
[00:13:32] That's basically what you're
[00:13:38] What no now look I know I'm high and I can't point out exactly what's wrong there
[00:13:44] No, you're trying to get out of this battle of wit with no, I'm listen
[00:13:50] I'm four steps ahead of them calls you have to win this battle with your four steps ahead of me looking at your own tiny penis
[00:13:57] I'm four skins. I know I'm four skins ahead of four steps
[00:14:01] I think so. Yeah, four says are calipers. I believe so. Yeah, that's that's important to know for the kinds of jokes
[00:14:10] We make yeah, I'm gonna look up for that
[00:14:14] Tweezers I think is what I'm thinking of yeah
[00:14:18] Four steps dude. Look how weird my dogs me a pair of pinchers or tweezers using surgery or laboratory
[00:14:27] But anyway
[00:14:30] Assassination to Jesse James we watch fucking scary movie very good movie a banger dude
[00:14:37] I want to fuck Shannon Elizabeth so bad. Yeah, what she up to man. She's doing good
[00:14:42] She's doing really well good for her. Yeah, let's look up Shannon fuck, but if she was going bad, you know
[00:14:48] Maybe I could get in there. I think I think things are going right has a kid and family and stuff
[00:14:54] The I guess things are going bad. Oh damn. She looks way different. Does she she's like a big black guy? Oh
[00:15:01] Oh
[00:15:03] I mean I get that could have been her yeah, right?
[00:15:08] Just be honest that could have been Shannon really just sharp does I love like Shannon Elizabeth and I confuse them all the time
[00:15:15] I love I love the names that well. They have to say they have the same smile. Yeah. Yeah teeth
[00:15:20] Mmm. I love names that are either a black man's or white woman's that is some of the best
[00:15:26] Corny Shannon
[00:15:28] Brittany
[00:15:31] It just those she's got to be more there's a yeah, there's Karen
[00:15:37] Yeah, my name is Karen Jefferson. Yeah, dude. She's looking good
[00:15:43] There's just something about that weird half crazy looking her eyes
[00:15:48] But I love to get slurped off by
[00:15:51] Damn doll flingers girlfriend is mad mad young
[00:15:55] Yeah, do you feel good about that?
[00:16:00] Keep in mind before your answer you're not dawflung
[00:16:04] Podcast you're gonna soon to end I was surprised
[00:16:10] Surprised by dawflung grin you're not yeah, all of us. I thought that I thought that he was more of a traditional
[00:16:17] Family man, he would be married for his no. I just was surprised no, I think I think he's it look
[00:16:23] He's that mind has to roam. Mm-hmm. He's a genius any sexier shit. Yeah, you can't have it
[00:16:29] You can't have a wife. It's true. You gotta be out and about doing science getting pussy
[00:16:33] Sometimes you can be lifting weights you could be too smart to not be shooting, you know
[00:16:38] Exactly because he sees things a couple steps cuz guys like that like Bill Clinton too
[00:16:43] Like they can only they only slept like two hours a night. They were getting pussy
[00:16:47] They had to get pussy
[00:16:49] They had to get a sing hour you wake up at 3 a.m. You go out. Yeah to get pussy
[00:16:56] Yeah, dude cuz they know it's not look they're gonna get the same amount of stuff done because they're not gonna stop there
[00:17:02] Yeah, um regular life. No, it's just a fan of Elizabeth lives in Cape Town, South Africa does she yeah?
[00:17:09] Maybe I will come visit you. How do I feel about that?
[00:17:13] That sucks. Yeah, you're the one with even a shot at her. Oh, she's Lebanese. That's awesome
[00:17:18] That's how to shit
[00:17:20] Shut up to the Lebanese mommies
[00:17:23] If you look like Shannon Elizabeth
[00:17:26] All right me. I'm a I'm Lebanese you to suck my I'm a Lebanese you to suck my
[00:17:37] It was
[00:17:39] I'm a Lebanese you
[00:17:45] Channel Elizabeth is married to she's married to Jason Biggs. Oh, are you fucking kidding? No, I'm married. Do we are pretty sure she is
[00:17:53] No, she's not. Yeah, she's married to
[00:17:56] Don't say that dude. That's fucked up
[00:18:00] Don't say shit like that, bro. I'm sorry
[00:18:03] Shannon Elizabeth Fadal
[00:18:05] Fadal
[00:18:07] Don't like that a sex symbol and T night over the 90s and 2000s. Yes, she was. No, she's divorced now
[00:18:16] I don't like that though. What do you mean?
[00:18:19] She was married to Joseph Reitman who looks like I oh, this guy's a fat mess. Yeah, I think I'm I think I might be in the
[00:18:26] Miss she's married to a fat mess. He mean he looks like shit over here. Yeah, wow you look better than that
[00:18:31] Whenever you read and whenever I see on a Wikipedia page where it's like Jason Reitman grew up in Brooklyn, Massachusetts in order to pursue a career in entertainment
[00:18:38] He is Jewish
[00:18:40] I just to let you know. Well, no, they say he is Jewish. I guess I'm made from doing this show too much for oh
[00:18:47] I see I see the tone you're really disgusting. Yeah, I thought it was like in order to you know pursue a career in entertainment like oh, yeah
[00:18:55] He is Jewish
[00:18:57] That's what I thought you were saying. There's also that that just happens to be but when they put it in there
[00:19:01] It's like yeah, it's like with a damn. Yeah as a three word sentence, right?
[00:19:07] I mean, we only want to be like if they had in here. He is a homosexual
[00:19:12] He is gay. Oh, he he was in he was Kelly Bundy's boyfriend. I'm married with children. Wow
[00:19:17] That's that's you get to be Kelly Bundy's fake boyfriend and Shannon ballisabas real husband. Yeah. Wow
[00:19:23] You know fuck this guy on a hater day. I'd say fuck this guy, but good for him. Yeah, you're right good for him
[00:19:28] He probably had a nice time. You're right good for him. There's the kind of shit
[00:19:31] You know what I need I can't be tearing my fucking brothers down. Yeah
[00:19:36] Because I'm trying I want to use the Joseph. I want a dream of a society where we all fucking suck
[00:19:43] Oh, he left he left Shannon Elizabeth for Annie Duke a different poker player. I did well. She ain't Elizabeth
[00:19:49] Professional poker, but Annie Duke is right. She lost her husband in the card game
[00:19:58] She lost her fat husband in a card game to some other bitch
[00:20:03] I'm now even more respect for Joseph. Yep. Just getting traded
[00:20:10] Times put you in the pot and you're getting your fucking oh well. I guess I'm getting sucked off by this lady now
[00:20:16] Annie Duke is hot right is she she or I don't know maybe the fact that she's a poker player as a track does it for you
[00:20:26] Jennifer Tilly what is with ladies with big-ass tips that I used to beat off to playing poker being perfect
[00:20:33] No, it's just not well, you know what I think that might have been a bad picture for me. I mean he's he's a weird looking guy
[00:20:39] Annie Duke is not I guess she used to be kind of cute
[00:20:42] No, this guy can hit I mean he does have beautiful hair
[00:20:47] So if these whores love a nice head of hair, I'm toast and he was hotter back in the day. I'll give him that I mean this is
[00:20:53] It's saying oh man. That's so fun. Joseph right man. Yeah, we're sure this is white boy and he's got hell
[00:20:59] Yeah, and he's got dreads. He's wearing sure this is no disco
[00:21:02] Come on man disco rocks. Look at this guy. Mm-hmm. It looks like a fake rock type guy. Check this one out
[00:21:08] Yeah, he's like fake. Um check it out dude. Look this guy
[00:21:11] Yeah, that's hilarious. He's like fake black medal. It's funny. He's on Twitter
[00:21:17] Not uh not verified
[00:21:19] 3000 followers
[00:21:21] I'm gonna tweet him. Fuck you. Fuck you. How'd you?
[00:21:25] How'd you how'd you fuck?
[00:21:27] I wanted to how'd you fuck shit?
[00:21:30] How'd you do that? I just replied one was to the video. It's like please tell me how you did it bro
[00:21:36] Just please I need to know
[00:21:38] Oh, I guess you look good. I guess early early. He looks
[00:21:43] Oh hell yeah, the no fear. Fear be any looks pretty good
[00:21:47] Yeah, this is the checking out guys podcast. Yeah, we're seeing guys
[00:21:52] We're checking out whether the guys the fuck the girls we beat off to as children. Yeah, we're hot enough
[00:21:59] Who else do we want to check? Sama Hayek who is she married to?
[00:22:03] um
[00:22:04] she was married to
[00:22:06] The other guy stiffler
[00:22:10] She was she wasn't in american pie
[00:22:14] She wasn't right. I thought she was a stiffler
[00:22:17] And Jason Beaks with
[00:22:20] That would piss me off. Yeah, that would that would honestly make me fucking because that means just it wouldn't be fair
[00:22:25] You know, no wouldn't be fair
[00:22:28] To the rest of us exactly dude
[00:22:31] Exactamundo
[00:22:32] Fucchino
[00:22:34] Oh fuck dude. I'm just getting um this is nice when the cabin starts destroying you
[00:22:40] Yeah, inside out not only am I fucked up for food. I'm at allergies also
[00:22:45] He's on the sneeze and my throat's called and I've given into all my addictions fully and I'm high as shit
[00:22:50] I've got a pork shoulder in the oven. Yeah
[00:22:54] We had some nice bagels and locks
[00:22:57] And I can't guarantee I won't be having a little bit more of that in a second
[00:23:00] We got pizza in the fucking fridge. Yeah, we got elders and Ian coming it might not even be local
[00:23:05] I was like everyone that irrigating my nose to do that every morning and that's what is that the netty pot thing?
[00:23:10] Yeah, it's like an battery. It sucks your car netty pot. It sucks your nose like a cock
[00:23:15] But uh, yeah, just just crystal clear all day long hit that in the morning
[00:23:19] Oh, man
[00:23:20] Four or five days without it. I got a netty pot and then I fucking did it manually and I feel like I still got water in my head
[00:23:26] Yeah, just hanging out. Yeah, you can you can die for I'll get like I get like a pocket of it
[00:23:31] And I hate that I like I'll like bend over to pick something up and all this water or pour out of my head fucking
[00:23:36] Maybe like 30 minutes afterwards
[00:23:39] Like that's the spot. Yeah, this is fucking good. You can get an amoeba in your brain. Yeah, that's so fucking rare
[00:23:45] It's you know, it happens about 25 percent of the people using any pots. It's absolutely not
[00:23:51] That sounds about right
[00:23:53] 25 it's pretty common
[00:23:57] No, you got to boil the water though for that reason
[00:24:00] I know you got a guy you got to boil the fucking water make it clean
[00:24:02] I make it clean or buy bottled water. I was putting Fiji up my shit. That's pretty clean. You know what i'm saying straight for like that
[00:24:09] some fucking Fiji
[00:24:13] Fuck
[00:24:16] So what else is good fellas well, it's fucking christmas. It's christmas morning
[00:24:20] It's not I don't think it's close to that. It's not it's about to be christmas and I was just thinking about
[00:24:32] Thinking about the what to get a loved one a present. What were you thinking?
[00:24:39] I don't know
[00:24:41] Actually, what I was really thinking about is I got to get it. I got to
[00:24:44] Get a tuxedo for a I'm going to a wedding
[00:24:47] Oh black tie. I think so. I'm officiating a wedding. Have you ever done that Adam? No
[00:24:53] Never no, but if I was I throw a flag and say fucking personal foul on the throw in her life away for this bitch
[00:25:00] You think I should say that and my best friend's wedding. Yeah as I officiate it. Yeah, I think that'd be pretty cool. Okay. Nice
[00:25:10] Um, yeah, so we watched scary movie
[00:25:12] We uh fucking it's christmas guys
[00:25:20] So hopefully this is a day in the mood. That's awesome
[00:25:26] Who is this journey Mitchell
[00:25:30] One of my favorites. Are you a journey Mitchell fan? Yeah, I am
[00:25:33] I'm on I run. It's coming on christmas. They're cutting down trees
[00:25:41] They're putting up reindeer and things all so beautiful song. So I wish I loved having the board
[00:25:50] Yeah, Adam should have get the boy
[00:25:56] Don't snow here stays pretty green. I'm gonna make a lot of money
[00:26:01] Then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene. I wish I had a river
[00:26:07] I could see it away
[00:26:13] Yeah from what I can tell only three people have died of that brain eating book. Oh, thanks for looking at it
[00:26:21] Damn for real
[00:26:25] Good fuck that. I don't but I'm gonna get the other one you got
[00:26:28] I
[00:26:30] Want the machine to suck my nose
[00:26:32] This is good man. What's this song called? It's called river. It's about christmas or it's kind of about christmas live
[00:26:39] It's I mean christmas is the launching point for the song. I know I would say it's christmas
[00:26:44] I was kind of hoping christmas would wrap back around thematically
[00:26:47] Um
[00:26:48] Let's see where it goes at the end
[00:26:50] He tried hard to help me, you know, he put me at ease
[00:26:54] Yeah, there's there's reindeer and stuff at the end of the song
[00:26:58] All right, all right
[00:27:01] And what's the thing she's breaking up with somebody?
[00:27:05] She kind of wants to I was hoping for a way stuff about presence
[00:27:10] Gingerbread
[00:27:11] Well, you know the thing is about the holidays. These are some of the most stressful time
[00:27:15] People do kill themselves with record numbers. There's a lot high number of suicides. I get that, you know
[00:27:21] People that are alone they feel extra alone
[00:27:24] Absolutely, you know people just see their families pretty stressful. It can be very stressful. You're incredibly stressful
[00:27:31] So if you're at home feeling that way you could listen to this song
[00:27:38] Yeah
[00:27:43] You know, not much left in the song we might as well play it out
[00:27:47] And the journey Mitchell
[00:27:49] She's like a solo act
[00:27:52] She's a solo actually played with some famous people
[00:28:06] This is beautiful man, it's really nice
[00:28:10] Here we go
[00:28:12] The University of Wisconsin Department of Family Medicine advises that in North America lukewarm tap water from municipal water systems are intact
[00:28:20] Well, it's deeper than 40 feet is safe for sailing solution preparation
[00:28:24] All right, Adam
[00:28:26] Bitch
[00:28:28] Try and threaten me with a brain-eating parasite again. I'll show you what for boy
[00:28:34] Do you just put tap water in your shit and flush it out? Yeah, but the one I have it's it's kind of a rip off because it doesn't uh
[00:28:40] I honestly fuck this company if I weren't
[00:28:43] Rich, yeah, this would be a fucking scam because it's got these like saline
[00:28:47] These proprietary saline pods that pop in there. It's like set up
[00:28:51] You gotta keep buying the pods. Yeah, it's set up in a way that if you just like because I tried it
[00:28:56] I was like I'll just put regular tap water in here and put fucking salt in it
[00:28:59] You know, I don't need to buy it if you don't have the pod in there even though it doesn't look like it
[00:29:03] You just won't turn on what yeah, nice and they're fucking mad expensive to those fuckers
[00:29:08] Yeah, they're like curious. You're like this is a safety feature
[00:29:13] I have something really safe for you. Yeah, two nuts. I have something even safer taking a gun to the headquarters
[00:29:19] Yeah, I'm saying the name of that I'm going to kill myself
[00:29:23] We won't have to say it, but they know they're on day and they know who they are
[00:29:26] Yeah for legal purposes
[00:29:27] We won't say the company Nick is threatening to take a gun to their headquarters at but they know who it is
[00:29:33] You know like old men you guys do
[00:29:35] The old men do that thing with a restaurant then afterwards. They'll be like I'd like to speak to the manager
[00:29:41] You know and then the manager comes out and he's like that waiter
[00:29:45] Gave me the best damn
[00:29:51] That dude
[00:29:52] He's got a gun and he points it on his head and he's like you
[00:29:57] are going to pay
[00:29:59] Me nothing for this gun, which is a gift to you
[00:30:01] For how much I enjoy this netty
[00:30:09] So you just want to do the most extreme version of commending them. Yeah, I get that
[00:30:14] Dude, they love that those guys that have with nothing in their lives and no authority anywhere
[00:30:18] Yeah, I want to feel like I'm bestowing good
[00:30:22] You get someone afraid for four seconds. Yeah, you're really to manufacture having power
[00:30:28] Yeah, I I would one day where I was like I decided to quote unquote like prank call the house my driving line
[00:30:34] I was behind some trucker. I called him up and I basically was doing that. I'm like, yeah, I'm on 35 north and I'm behind
[00:30:42] I'm like, he's doing a really good job
[00:30:44] I've been following about two hours signals every time
[00:30:48] There's a six five miles per hour. This guy's got it down
[00:30:51] They're like
[00:30:53] I mean, is he doing anything wrong? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nope. No, just really good
[00:30:58] Driver, you know looks a little cute to me. I was wondering maybe let me know
[00:31:03] I didn't get that part
[00:31:05] I did lady was just like, okay, let him know
[00:31:07] I'm like that wasn't even a prank. Yeah
[00:31:12] Just took up so much time
[00:31:15] Was even close to being a prank. It would have been awesome to ask to say he looks cute and that you wanted his number
[00:31:20] Oh, so that's all right. That's all it's really cute. I was a young man. I didn't know you had to know I was gay
[00:31:26] You know you're gay and desperately trying to hide it with your comedy. Yeah
[00:31:33] Speaking of one of the best people talk about lgbt representation and one of the best characters I've ever seen
[00:31:43] Well, no, no, no, I'm a marlin marlin. We're no
[00:31:46] Oh, Sean Sean Wayne Sean Wayne
[00:31:57] The part of the movie ends up being that they're going right killing people because they're gay because they're gay
[00:32:04] That's the well, but they were the gay guys
[00:32:07] Plus officer doofy who is another another monument to
[00:32:16] You want to talk about it's the holy trinity is radio
[00:32:20] I am Sam and officer doofy in terms of representation. What about the Brett Faufra guy from
[00:32:28] Green Bay Packers. No, what's the name the the retard from
[00:32:32] Uh, what's the Ben Siller camera white white radio where she gets the comb in her hair. Oh, there's something about
[00:32:40] Yeah, that that's a legendary that's up there
[00:32:43] Rosie O'Donnell as well. He's a nice. See my baseball. Yeah, don't touch his ears. Right
[00:32:52] Have you seen my baseball?
[00:32:54] It's it just I haven't seen that movie in so long. Does every do I thought the hottest thing the hottest channel is missing
[00:33:02] When you see what titties in american pie, but of course it's in scary movie when she says she's gonna believe a retarded retard
[00:33:11] And I said be still my dick while she has a be still my beast my piece show dick
[00:33:19] That movie really does hit every single now. That's awesome. Yeah
[00:33:23] I think everything everything still holds up except for the shorty stuff. Which is kind of thing. Shorty holds up, dude
[00:33:30] I'm not somebody. Yeah, I mean, how does that hold up any less than anything else though? It's just the I will because we
[00:33:37] Legal yeah, we all the other shit. The other shit became more taboo. Yeah, I guess trans people are
[00:33:44] Less legal these days the reason because all that other shit wasn't funny 20 years ago because it wasn't like a big deal
[00:33:51] Right. They were taking the low hanging fruit exactly
[00:33:54] But you could make those jokes and nobody was gonna like, you know, start a wedding writing campaign to have you killed right?
[00:33:59] They would just say you're bad at your
[00:34:03] Stupid yeah, which would that be something yeah
[00:34:08] To be able to create the dumbest shit of all time. Yeah
[00:34:12] But no comedians are who we need to fucking listen to it's about society
[00:34:16] Um, it just seems like but I will say it's funny. I think in that sense. It's gained like
[00:34:23] It's even stupider. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's already stuff like it's just so funny to be like what's uh, yeah was uh
[00:34:30] It's it's turn it does the thing where it turns all the way around and it's funny
[00:34:34] I feel like all the other stuff is like that to me
[00:34:37] I it's but it's all it's a nice beautiful time capsule
[00:34:40] Which as intro as funny as it is how taboo the other shit is. Yeah, it's like just as funny
[00:34:45] Was it 99 at all 2000 2000 it came out
[00:34:50] I think it's just matrix. It's been so down. Oh, right right because of course there's
[00:34:55] Everything every movie for the last the next five years had to have the yeah the slow motion
[00:35:01] Yep, a bit like going back there's a bullet dodging cum like that. There must have been porn. No
[00:35:07] What was the
[00:35:09] Joke where someone's nose was running from Blair witch project. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, okay. Yeah
[00:35:17] Yeah, it's pretty good stuff. That's a really good movie. I'll grab his arms. I'll grab his legs. I'll grab his ass
[00:35:23] All the guy was asked if you're listening at home or telling my movie scary scary movie
[00:35:29] You want to start it while we start this episode. No, that was they had a good idea. We should have done that Blair witch was
[00:35:35] 1999 as well
[00:35:37] So they were quick with it dude. Yeah, dude. That was the that was the peak everyone had dot com stocks that were going through the roof
[00:35:45] They were driving hummer h2
[00:35:48] Yes, sir
[00:35:49] Bill Clinton was fucking just he was gannas dicks. I'll play the saxophone. He was like
[00:35:58] Be everyone considered him the first black president. Yeah, no
[00:36:02] Yeah, please see
[00:36:04] I'm a first canyon president. Have you seen that video of Donald Trump first
[00:36:13] Trump's he's sitting next to diamond and silk
[00:36:17] They had to reach over to work the board. He couldn't trust that one
[00:36:21] Um and someone says you're the first black president and just the look of satisfaction
[00:36:27] Smiling comes across the space. Whatever starts clapping
[00:36:32] Smile now which one's diamond and which one silk one's hard one soft?
[00:36:37] They both look pretty soft to me kinds of beautiful. That's true the hardest
[00:36:41] Thing known to man my dick and then uh silk is the softest Adam's pussy
[00:36:48] And then the combination of the spider spider web
[00:36:51] Spider web that's yeah strong. They're gonna genetically modify people that may have to make webs
[00:36:59] That would be fucking awesome and soldiers and wrack will just create webs
[00:37:03] That would be awesome. It's shit a web out and catch muslims in it perfect
[00:37:08] That's smart. We'll send our man spiders over there
[00:37:11] I would love webs to catch get me fucking little stuff off the
[00:37:15] Off the shelf
[00:37:17] Make me a little hammock. Yeah, you're watching tv. You want to fucking make you a little
[00:37:21] web hammock
[00:37:23] Or you get a web
[00:37:25] Um
[00:37:26] Has all sorts of sexual implications
[00:37:29] You know
[00:37:30] You can form if you can make a simple machine. Yeah a lever where it's like when your heart hand gets tired from finger popping
[00:37:37] Oh, yeah, I'm tied around your wrist
[00:37:39] So I have like a fucking rope that shoots over like a banister or something
[00:37:42] Yeah, you should get a little pull it and pull it you know i'm saying what you should get is like the thing that
[00:37:47] Hold your arm, but then pet like bicycle
[00:37:57] Sorry loud. How are you watching over there? I just Adam's going crazy on the bridge already played a joni mitchell song in full
[00:38:06] This video of uh
[00:38:08] Trump being called the first black history black president at the black history month round table
[00:38:13] He had oh that he hosted that he hosted but with who who's in it
[00:38:32] Is it diamond and sugar literally at the
[00:38:34] Yeah, who's to his left? Here's the black guy. He loves it dude. He high fives diamond so good
[00:38:47] He the way he he boy stands his up. Yeah, that's right. He's so happy
[00:38:54] That's right
[00:38:55] That the way he does this um crossed arms smile not thing that is just
[00:39:01] It's got he's got so much sauce. The man has too much sauce
[00:39:07] Your man's penis was too hard for my it was too shawshy from my ass too much sauce
[00:39:14] He's penis has too much. He's made too much penis sauce into my ass. I know I have a dig a
[00:39:22] Guy area. I have a dig a area in my ass from being a fox in my ass
[00:39:26] Well, it doesn't matter. You have to finish these fucking cabinets. So you're not getting paid
[00:39:33] And you better not get any guy a real my fucking four mica. Okay, okay
[00:39:42] Uh strong strong one. Yeah, dude. Damn. I could take a shit. Oh, I've oof
[00:39:50] I really apologize. It's about to smell horrendous in here. Good thing. We have allergies
[00:39:55] That is good. Yeah
[00:39:58] Actually smells kind of like a sandwich
[00:40:00] Nick has galler cheese
[00:40:03] Actually, I take it back. It's doesn't
[00:40:14] Damn it does not smell good
[00:40:20] Oh
[00:40:21] Fuck
[00:40:23] Damn, I love being on fucking drugs instead of just being sober. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking sick actually
[00:40:30] I might have to hit the green crack some more. Yeah, that's a daytime weed. That's a daytime weed
[00:40:36] Yeah, you hit the green crack. You get the daytime tincture. We've been smoking and you're sharp and good to go all day
[00:40:43] It's for being awake
[00:40:46] It actually helps you really fucking helps in a major way
[00:40:50] um
[00:40:52] But anyway, so we watch fucking little tokyo
[00:40:56] Watch scary movie
[00:40:58] Scary penis scary penis
[00:41:00] Second after this we start scary movie to scary movie to yeah, yeah, that sounds good
[00:41:06] And then we're maybe we're a classic bit going right now
[00:41:09] We'll do because remember how we used to do like jokes on the show and stuff. Okay. Yeah, um not real vaguely. Yeah
[00:41:17] I think it's a there was a time a period of time where
[00:41:20] I
[00:41:22] I would do I would sit down and I would be like it's time to do you know have fun and do the thing I right?
[00:41:29] Yeah, before um, what would I what kind of thing would I do?
[00:41:34] Let's get tap into that. Yeah, maybe you know somebody would say something and then my mind would like do a thing
[00:41:40] It would connect it to something connected to something else
[00:41:43] Oh, yeah, no, that's what it is. We're just gonna listen to a song for a movie
[00:41:56] Great timing man
[00:41:58] I'm loving the board. Yeah, I'm loving the board
[00:42:19] Yeah, once turned that down a little bit
[00:42:22] Anyway, you were saying Nick. I don't remember. Who gives a fuck
[00:42:25] You know fuck this fucking show stop listening to
[00:42:37] Are you ready for yeah, you probably should guys but yeah, hey whatever
[00:42:42] It's gonna get so fucking bad. It has a name anyone's life. Anybody. I can't wait until how bad this show is in fucking
[00:42:49] November 2022. That's gonna be you guys have no idea. Yeah, it's up to you to stop us
[00:42:55] Yeah, make sure we don't get to November. Yeah
[00:42:58] This is you have the power that's a direct order. Mm-hmm. Nah dude. It's a suggestion. Pellegrino
[00:43:05] Are you ready for the text? Yeah more like some else. I was gonna do it, but then I thought I was just drinking
[00:43:20] I just wanted him said big breasts girls big breasts pearls
[00:43:24] Big breasts big breasts girls
[00:43:27] That's a good type of girl to be niche. I like me told me that's something told. I was talking to recently
[00:43:31] The knees show I need to do is find a niche. That's what they told me those are advice to me
[00:43:38] Unsolicited this oh well. I think that we kind of the show is kind of a niche, right?
[00:43:43] Yeah, I've been there. It's not mainstream. It was in one ear out the other with that. Yeah
[00:43:48] They gave me some oh fine to find your niche. Yeah, but everybody needs to do is find their niche
[00:43:53] Who is that like a like woman? I was put it that way in there
[00:43:58] So I think that's okay
[00:44:00] So yeah, yeah, you could just keep it moving. That's pretty good
[00:44:05] It sounds like advice. It sounds like something
[00:44:07] Oh Nick that's Nick's problems that he's often times tries to
[00:44:12] Appeal to everyone. Yeah
[00:44:15] That's really good
[00:44:17] Specifically I'm always trying to get on a good morning
[00:44:20] Yeah
[00:44:22] I would love to get a little sweater
[00:44:24] I'm too tired to be in it to have oppositional defiance disorder anymore. Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's growing up
[00:44:33] You know, yeah, maybe that's what growing up. It's gonna be like Joe Biden's doing a great job. Yeah. Yeah
[00:44:39] I feel that way
[00:44:41] You think so yeah
[00:44:43] But on top of that I'm saying that because I he threw the all I don't care right he left those dogs behind in Afghanistan
[00:44:49] But he got the people out. That's pretty good. You left some dogs. I think I left Tony Fauci's dog
[00:44:57] We're doing experiments on little dogs to turn them into a cute purse that I can wear around
[00:45:03] Oh shit. Yeah, 101 Fauci mations. Yeah
[00:45:07] Maybe he calls like dr. Fauci is it true that you wore makeup and
[00:45:14] Carried a little purse around and I ate some more high heels
[00:45:16] You don't know what you're talking about. That's an important part of science
[00:45:22] I'm not going to answer the question because you're you're negating the importance of dressing up as a pretty lady to do science
[00:45:30] You don't understand that part of the scientific method. Yeah. Yeah, dude
[00:45:36] Um
[00:45:37] I don't fucking know
[00:45:39] I think he's done a pretty good job. Fauci. Fauci the Fauci man. That's been pretty. It's really funny. The pretty pretty weird and confusing time
[00:45:47] You know he's trying to he's trying to let people know what's trying to marshal us on what the deal is, you know
[00:45:53] What else are you gonna do? Huh? Are there any like what's a Nazi?
[00:45:57] metal band
[00:45:59] Um a Nazi metal band. I don't know
[00:46:01] I mean something like I'm trying to think of it would be cool to have a shirt like one of those Fauci parody shirts
[00:46:05] Yeah, but it's like well, it's a Nazi reference, but it's got to be one that people aren't immediately going to recognize
[00:46:11] Yeah, so that you can you know go around a town like this people are like great Fauci shirt, right?
[00:46:16] Thanks
[00:46:18] I don't know if there's a Nazi. I mean, I'm sure they're a Nazi. They're a white slayer kind of Nazis. No
[00:46:25] They're not Nazis. Are they racist or slay racist?
[00:46:30] It's implied. They're not racist. I feel like they're multicultural bands. They are
[00:46:34] I feel like they're looking at them doesn't know what the fuck you started. Maybe they're anti-Semitic. Yeah, everybody's anti-Semitic. Yeah, that doesn't count as racist
[00:46:41] Not everyone everyone is anti-Semitic. We all know the score. What's the score?
[00:46:47] Yeah, you'd love you. That's one hundred sure you'd love
[00:46:52] 100 and zero heavy metal confronts. It's not see problem. No, you've got a couple wins. It's not zero
[00:46:59] We've had a couple we've had some tough elves
[00:47:01] I think some tough elves but somehow scored points on them. Yeah
[00:47:06] There had to have been a couple of points up that six million
[00:47:12] Well, you say there's got to be what nothing's hacks joke anyway, so let's do it. No, okay
[00:47:19] Are you ready for the sex girls?
[00:47:23] Yeah, dude, whatever happened so
[00:47:25] The Nazis the gold and the paintings they took that was from rich Jews or museums or what
[00:47:32] Because isn't that something that they stole a bunch of paintings?
[00:47:35] Yeah, they stole a bunch of stuff. You know, I would like to get it back
[00:47:42] I don't know. I think they took people's like earrings and rings and yeah, yeah, yeah stuff on the way into the camps
[00:47:48] Damn, that's fucked up dude. Mm-hmm. Taking all your good shit
[00:47:52] Maybe we're doing the Holocaust like 20 years ago
[00:47:58] Yeah, it's just like they didn't like
[00:48:03] Nokia yeah
[00:48:05] fucking two way
[00:48:07] Nokia sidekick. Yes. He had he he was found here in his throwback Lydanian Tomlinson. Yeah four XL jersey
[00:48:16] That boy used to know how to run the damn ball had drip
[00:48:22] Huh, yeah, everybody wore the same fucking clothes back then. Yeah, yeah some really really dumb ass shoes and suits
[00:48:29] Yeah, just like yeah wool shirts. Yeah
[00:48:32] 12 button suits. Yeah
[00:48:35] I know they were hot shit. Yeah, and that looks like clothes that needs to be laundered man
[00:48:40] Was they definitely the Steve Harvey cost the Steve Harvey? Yeah, the suits are yeah Steve Harvey actually designed all of the Nazis uniform
[00:48:50] And they just became a beloved black-wa suited comedian
[00:48:54] Really people who make you go boss. They give them the pass on the suits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah hit logistics in a fucking eight piece
[00:49:03] Green yeah lime green
[00:49:06] The top hat I mean that's
[00:49:08] Goggles on the top hat. That's so sick. Yeah. I mean that is how a lot of African
[00:49:16] Dictators and warlords look yeah, that's awesome like kind of a Steve Harvey vibe
[00:49:20] That's fucking sick. I love when they have those suits that have shorts like it's like a suit jacket
[00:49:25] But it's got short sleeves if they did exist. Yeah a suit jacket that shorts. Yeah, it's like african african
[00:49:32] That's fucking awesome. I've seen shorts
[00:49:35] I would do that. I would wear the little school boy
[00:49:39] You ever be like a little three-year-old and your mom had you with a little fucking jacket and a little be cute shorts never
[00:49:44] You never had cute baby outfits. No
[00:49:47] Nothing. I don't know you had this or I mean I know you had some cute little baby outfits
[00:49:52] No, I wasn't actually given clothes until I was 11. No dude. They had photoshoots
[00:49:57] They probably had photoshoots with you in like a cute dress. Yeah, you were a child actor
[00:50:00] You were like my parents my parents just
[00:50:02] You're their special wrap me up in a car in a tarpole. Were you in a commercials, baby?
[00:50:08] Yeah, he was a career and agent. I
[00:50:12] Had a I had a some auditions
[00:50:17] I told you that right I forgot about it. Carl's carls junior
[00:50:21] Audition that was the end. Oh, but you never got anything the end of my career
[00:50:24] What this is why he's like this why?
[00:50:27] Because he was like they're like you're the most beautiful boy in the world
[00:50:30] You could be in a commercial. There's a lot of people would say that strangers
[00:50:34] Not just a real cute as a real little kid, but then she got rough
[00:50:38] Really?
[00:50:39] Yeah, his hair returned to financial color
[00:50:44] Round uh, so you just got the call you just got the middle school
[00:50:49] I had a you never made an idea. My parents didn't work long enough
[00:50:54] On my lines with me. Mm. Yeah
[00:50:56] So and then I walked into the audition room and there were two ladies
[00:51:00] Both smoking sigs for real for like I was like three or four
[00:51:06] They were smoking cigarettes. Yeah, they're auditioning babies
[00:51:10] For a carls junior commercial and they're like say the line
[00:51:14] Very like early 90s late 80s. That's awesome
[00:51:17] like say the line and I was like
[00:51:20] And I was like I was like, uh, what's the I had to like didn't know and they were like come to the star
[00:51:25] Carls junior. That was the line come to the star and apparently I went
[00:51:29] Come to the star carls junior. I was like imitating your mocking him
[00:51:34] That's like I had only seen people smoke on tv. I think that was cool. You could only see people smoke on tv like three three
[00:51:42] My parents smoked
[00:51:46] Yeah, I mean i'm greek so i'm used to chain smokes. She was constantly smoking when I was a kid damn
[00:51:51] My parents since peach did you peach fucking house or like that
[00:51:54] We just had to for breeze ourselves
[00:51:56] Before leaving the house because we'd be playing fucking xbox or whatever. Uh-huh. PS4 and then we're like
[00:52:03] That mother that boy smelled like cigarettes. Yeah his whole life those kids at school. It's like people are always like
[00:52:11] They're poor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they smell like bogeys. Yeah, dude
[00:52:15] I know you will do. We know their parents were just cool. They were just cool
[00:52:19] They're jasmine's there. There's a school
[00:52:21] They're room i would change smoke indoors. No, it's not human smoke
[00:52:26] So if you go out step out front. Oh, yeah, yeah, but I used to love the smell of cigarettes. It just reminded me of my mom
[00:52:31] Yeah
[00:52:32] That's how I feel about suntan lotion. Yeah, really? Yeah
[00:52:36] That's cute. So they make that must have fucking there must have been some like weird uh
[00:52:42] Psychological shit when you smell sick
[00:52:44] Yeah, well, we're not gonna go with you
[00:52:46] No, i'm gonna talk about any of that nor should you act to you being a commercial actor
[00:52:51] So anyway
[00:52:53] I an agent and lo and behold
[00:52:56] She guess guess what type of lady she was what?
[00:53:01] Um in israeli
[00:53:04] It is really baby actor
[00:53:09] And then I fucked up by I fucked up my carls junior commercial
[00:53:13] And then she she got some feedback from the smoking ladies
[00:53:18] You're not and then she came out and she was like, why they have you not teach you boy the lines
[00:53:24] Why the hell you not ready for your audition? That's so funny. And then my dad was like
[00:53:29] Don't yell at the boy
[00:53:31] Don't yell at the boy. He stood up for you. He stood up for me and it might be the only time you ever asked
[00:53:38] Wow
[00:53:39] But normally normally he turned to me and said she's quite rich. She's quite right about love and loyalty
[00:53:45] Yeah, she was like she was like and that was the end of my well. We stood up
[00:53:50] We stood up to the american store american tale that's american tale. I was huge hamburgers
[00:53:57] Smoking cigarettes. Yeah at that loyalty and then some of them. I'm I'm I'm right that as a movie
[00:54:03] The big little boy didn't learn his lines. Yep and and just avoided getting molested
[00:54:08] Just I would have been in for that lady was like look hurt. He's like you could have been shy dude
[00:54:14] I could have
[00:54:15] Yeah, imagine if shy was on this part. I could have been a honey boy. I could kill myself, but no
[00:54:21] She offered you some private party gigs. She's like, you're not gonna make it as an actor, but we maybe have some
[00:54:27] Like a private policy in person theater. It's like an acting
[00:54:32] But the old pen so in the car hooded networking. They're the collar outside
[00:54:36] Just
[00:54:39] Do you remember it? What was it? Was it
[00:54:43] Bruno or it was Bruno or it wasn't Borat where he's like hiring all those
[00:54:48] baby actors to like play his
[00:54:51] His black baby. I think oh yeah
[00:54:54] To be in a photoshoot with his black baby
[00:54:56] He's just interviewing all the parents and he's like he's like he's like you know
[00:55:01] Is the is the baby like okay with like toxic chemicals?
[00:55:05] Like absolutely whatever he has to do
[00:55:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:55:11] Like we're thinking maybe like nailing to a cross
[00:55:14] Like my baby is Jesus and your
[00:55:17] Your babies are like the Jews or the Romans murder
[00:55:21] We got to genetically modify women where they keep the baby in there until it's like five. Yeah, no dude. Babies are cute
[00:55:28] To look at yeah, but then there are a lot of words like having a bird five seems like when it starts
[00:55:33] It's actually like 10 when a baby with kids starts being like a
[00:55:37] Regular person that's that's what it shit. That's too much. Yeah, the little ass kids. It seems kind of this is the look that I'm talking about. Yeah
[00:55:46] That's awesome. Yeah
[00:55:49] I'm actually
[00:55:52] I wanted shorts. I wanted him to be wearing shorts. You could get one with shorts to the short cedar
[00:55:58] The short cedar the short cedar would be perfect. You get the tuxedo from the movie the tuxedo
[00:56:03] Yeah, it makes you good at turn Chinese. That'll be awesome
[00:56:06] That's what happens that movie right Chris Tucker puts on a tuxedo and he turns into a Chinese
[00:56:12] It's called Chinese Chinese. Yep. Yeah, mm-hmm. Um wait the tuxedo is a Chris
[00:56:20] It's a Jackie Chan movie Jackie Chan. Oh Jackie Chan where it's his
[00:56:25] Soccer is not in it. He was in jail when that movie was here
[00:56:27] Yeah, that's why it wasn't in it. Yeah, he was in jail. He went to jail for loitering. I think
[00:56:34] For the loitering. Yeah in like 2007 he was incarcerated for loitering
[00:56:39] He was like outside of a 7-Eleven smoking a cigarette, right the cops are like
[00:56:44] Buddy you've been here people watching keep it moving. You've been fucking standing out here for 30 seconds
[00:56:48] Yeah, keep it moving. He was like I had to unwrap the same seven and cigarette and they were like fucking
[00:56:53] Slammed his head against the car. They were like wait
[00:56:55] Did you have an own paid parking ticket here 20 years ago? I'm Chris Tucker
[00:57:01] Yeah
[00:57:08] Remember there's a lot of those jokes in the night. I'm a call Johnny Cochrane
[00:57:15] Uh, yeah, well, I didn't know that that's a shame. I'm glad he got out and he
[00:57:18] I guess how long was he into Epstein's on to Epstein's plane. How long was he in the jail for in the clink in the clin doing a hard time?
[00:57:30] I don't know Nick you don't know how much oh Chris Tucker. Yeah
[00:57:36] Until fucking rush hour three came
[00:57:40] I didn't really know that the extent of that so rush hour three the he was allowed to be released as long as they made that
[00:57:46] Yeah, I mean they couldn't get the charges a stick the judges a big fan the cop had a chip on his shoulder
[00:57:51] Yeah, the color was black
[00:57:53] Of the chip a big black chip and the movie's called black chip
[00:57:58] That's about the cop the chip on his shoulder. It's got everything
[00:58:02] That's awesome blacks Chinese the cop true american story. It's got it all. Yeah, it's got it all
[00:58:08] And really, you know, honestly after looking at the last couple of years
[00:58:11] We could just genocide everybody except blacks Chinese and police
[00:58:16] You think so those that america would kind of you we need to pare down the types of people you can be
[00:58:22] And I think you get everything you need to
[00:58:24] narrative wise
[00:58:26] With just the black people beaten up Chinese people sure Chinese people inventing viruses that kill black
[00:58:33] And then the cops
[00:58:34] Refusing to take the vaccine being killed by the virus as well as they also killed it
[00:58:38] It's kind of a rock paper scissors. They kind of a check. Yeah system of checks and balances. Yes. Yeah, you're right
[00:58:44] That's beautiful. Yeah, but what would the cops be like a recycling symbol?
[00:58:48] Black or the cops be white robot cops robo cops who are susceptible to a flesh
[00:58:55] disease
[00:58:56] Yeah, I think the cops need to be white in this scenario. Do they?
[00:59:00] Why I don't know for balance. Why is that how's that balance? They could be robo cops
[00:59:05] They're like I'm not taking the vaccine because I don't have an immune. Yeah, why why are you obsessed with?
[00:59:10] Saving preserving the white right?
[00:59:13] I'm just saying you get I'm just saying let the best man win and I like
[00:59:18] I like our scenario
[00:59:20] This scenario white people are like Ed Harris and Truman show we're living on the moon with a little director's heart
[00:59:26] I know black guy beats up the Chinese guy or the sixth train. We're like, that's beautiful
[00:59:35] I love you Truman. I love you Truman
[00:59:38] Trimondolo
[00:59:40] Trimondolo show
[00:59:42] The Trimondolo is a great name
[00:59:45] Trimondolo Nixon yeah, Texas A&M
[00:59:48] I like that. Yeah, that's good. Yeah
[00:59:59] I'm gonna take my dog out to see some of those cows across the street. Yeah
[01:00:04] It's fucking weird. Did you walk out? There's a there's a fence and they don't cows aren't aggressive
[01:00:09] They also look like her. So she's just think they're bigger. She looks like a small cow
[01:00:13] You walk over there. There's like 15 cows and they'll all look at you and then they all follow you as you walk
[01:00:19] They're really nice, but I mean they're not they don't what do you mean? They're nice cows are nice people
[01:00:23] I really believe that well they're in their minds. They're like man. I should be an indie. We was kings in indies
[01:00:36] They really got fucked yeah the terms of
[01:00:39] Yeah
[01:00:41] That's a cow getting born here is brutal. Yeah, go to fucking here. They're all your milk stolen
[01:00:48] It was I was out there earlier and one of the cows was sucking the other cows titty
[01:00:52] That's awesome, but it looked like an adult cow and it's like damn. That's the move imagine just somebody being like
[01:00:57] Snatch. Yeah. Got your milk
[01:01:01] That'd be funny if we could do that to each other. I would love if you could just do that to a little bit
[01:01:05] So sick on the street suck it some calcium some real awesome warm sugary milk right out of a big fat
[01:01:10] She's trying to she's trying to concentrate on driving. Yeah
[01:01:14] Apparently titty muck his mad good. Yeah tastes like cereal milk. Yeah, that's what we learned from what's his name lewy cats lewy cats
[01:01:23] I think you're you're reporting a fact that we said on the show four years ago all from the same source
[01:01:30] Which is lewy being on we're
[01:01:33] On that ykwd listen dude time is a flat circle
[01:01:36] It's time to suck some some city milk straight from the tap my dick is a flat circle
[01:01:45] No, it's just a little circle. It's just a little circle
[01:01:51] No, what really yeah get out of here. Uh, adam's you can do the honors. I don't know how to feel bad
[01:01:58] I mean you feel bad. You've been working the board the whole time
[01:02:00] Remember make sure to hit the stop button and not some other fucking shit. I'm gonna play them off
[01:02:04] You're gonna play play them off you can play me off pal. Yeah, you can you could jerk me on
[01:02:09] You can play you can play the PlayStation controller on my penis. I'll let it. I'll drive into a wall
[01:02:15] I'll play you off. I'll play you on all night. S. A. You'll suck me on. I kind of want to play GTA
[01:02:21] Oh fuck. I should have told don't us to bring the PlayStation. Yeah, we could just go buy one. It's true
[01:02:27] GTA would be fucking sick right now, dude. I'm a fool stoner dumbass mode right now
[01:02:32] I would love GTA. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will frickin love we got the
[01:02:38] Portugal's not smelling as nice as I'd like I have another slice of pizza
[01:02:41] It's good. So you're playing us off or should I you know, I'm doing me to yeah, what the hell's going on? I'm doing that
[01:02:46] I'm not just getting a little riff going. I just got to say adam
[01:02:50] I like you started out strong running the board with the journey Mitchell song. I'm sorry
[01:02:54] And you're fucking blowing the end. Yeah, okay. Sorry. You're really blowing the end. I'm sorry, dude
[01:02:59] I'll get it together and it's sloppy. Adam's a clutch player in the sense that he wears a clutch
[01:03:04] That's awesome dude. Wow
[01:03:34] You