Cum Town | Premium | 01/16/2022
[00:00:07] i was as he would fuck the former governor
[00:00:12] uh... not in politics even there you know i want to fuck the guy on tv
[00:00:16] so i want to fuck the tv guy i want to fuck the tv guy why would i want to
[00:00:20] fuck the guy you want to go to your track the power
[00:00:23] no he does have any power anymore yet it's the residue of power
[00:00:27] uh... attracted the powerful legs and arms of the tv guy
[00:00:30] good afternoon i'm going to uh... bend out of mover
[00:00:37] it'd be funny if he's still doing press conferences
[00:00:41] dude he was daughter of an adventure i am gay
[00:00:54] andrew you have to suck dick on cam i am a slut yes and you become governor
[00:00:59] again he would do it for sure right well he turns out he was right because the
[00:01:07] like it dropped everything recanted and then she liked uh wound up dead so
[00:01:12] it sounds like yeah yeah she killed herself she drove out the
[00:01:16] the middle of nowhere and shot herself five times in the back of the head oh
[00:01:20] really yeah and you you always she must have been feeling pretty guilty about
[00:01:23] falsely accusing the governor you always hear the accusation and then you
[00:01:27] convict someone in their mind but with the stories recanted
[00:01:31] she was no one says anything she was found uh... a drowned in a in a
[00:01:37] which i imagine she did herself yeah of course i i don't think that uh
[00:01:41] no any evidence of of uh a fellow duchia play
[00:01:46] and it wasn't even good pasta sauce it was classic of ragu
[00:01:51] classical which was that class goes the one with the label that makes it very
[00:01:54] rusted looks like a pirate but it's not best some of those are okay
[00:01:57] no no no it's the label the label tricks you the label does trick me but the
[00:02:02] vodka sauce well you put cream in anything it's good
[00:02:05] exactly but cream not only cream but you just get like the
[00:02:07] Italian sausage at the grocery store yep
[00:02:10] chopped up it take the case off chopped that bitch up yes or the fucking sauce
[00:02:14] you you you you should up a little bit you should you should have
[00:02:17] wah like you're like you're on shot when you're laughing at
[00:02:21] no i thought it was cute what you did the little
[00:02:25] no i'm sorry for laughing one of the greatest commercials of all time
[00:02:28] the lens crafters or the four eyes commercial remember that place for us
[00:02:32] it was a it was a like a glasses retailer but the guy
[00:02:37] he's like trying to sell three hundred dollar glasses lady she's like what
[00:02:40] what are these he's like well these glasses
[00:02:43] speak french i don't remember but i like that that's a good commercial
[00:02:50] yeah i don't remember that story well four eyes i'm sorry do you remember
[00:02:55] which direction my head was facing when i was telling
[00:02:57] the story was it towards you for the sake of the
[00:03:00] audience was it towards you the sake of the audience listening at home nichos
[00:03:03] looking directly into my no blue green eyes no
[00:03:07] his parents of all your eyes are not that car their hazel no they're
[00:03:10] gonna say hazel's totally different than blue green hazel is blue green hazel's
[00:03:14] fucking green brown you know it's not i guarantee it look it up i don't have
[00:03:18] my phone my phone's over there look at up because i'm a fucking professional
[00:03:22] depending on the car is a shirt that i'm wearing i either have green you know
[00:03:27] what's up my dick i'm gonna look this fucking bullshit okay
[00:03:30] hazel is definitely not it's got brown in the mix i meant air uh
[00:03:34] a german the other day and he said that they they wouldn't have even put me in
[00:03:37] the camps my eyes are so beautiful they're like no way a juke could have
[00:03:41] such stunning he could see your eyes through the hole in the bathroom so
[00:03:46] yes he could in fact i put my whole head through it
[00:03:50] okay i like to meet people you think there are any gay guys in the holocaust
[00:03:52] when they were sitting in the showers he's like oh the shower
[00:03:57] yeah the hole opens up in the ceiling he's like
[00:04:02] oh it's the holocom excuse me yeah hazel two definitions number
[00:04:07] one a shrub or small tree that bears an edible nun that's what i was talking
[00:04:11] about that's what i was referencing that's your pubes
[00:04:13] and the atom that is your little ass dick the sides of half a cashew eating
[00:04:16] edible nut number two a color that combines light brown
[00:04:21] with green and gray but it's hazel i yeah green
[00:04:25] people all fuck you fuck you fuck you fucking wrong you're a liar
[00:04:30] well i have gorgeous eyes fuck you well and then and you were so happy
[00:04:35] to give yourself a compliment and take a victory lap that you created for
[00:04:39] yourself that you had a side the solve i'm on my victory lap i have the
[00:04:43] american flag in my hands you had to do a mistake
[00:04:46] the crowd the crowd is is cheering my father
[00:04:50] they were shouting i'm proud of you for the first time they were
[00:04:53] until you said hazel yeah i'm sorry and now they're like
[00:05:00] they're throwing shit at you they're shooting in their
[00:05:03] a position in their cups they're so they're soft drink cups and they're
[00:05:07] tossing and the philadelphia eagles fans are throwing poo on their own feces
[00:05:17] which by the way um gotta say well hilarious you brought up philadelphia
[00:05:22] they actually were the rare winners and by the time you guys listen to this is
[00:05:26] so this is already happening i believe half of the wild card games are
[00:05:29] done we're on sunday no everything's done
[00:05:33] no it's all your right wild card right wild and i fell a weekend but anyway very
[00:05:37] funny the fucking the cults traded for uh that red
[00:05:42] and the fucking loser karson wens mr unvax mr unvaxed uh who
[00:05:47] was hurt the whole season and shit sucks dick they lose to the jaguars
[00:05:52] they lose they miss the playoffs and they give philadelphia their first
[00:05:55] week they traded philadelphia they trade to make matters worse yeah the
[00:06:00] jaxon phil jaguars faithful arrive to the city
[00:06:03] it is very of them wearing clown clothes it is very funny for professional
[00:06:07] athletes who refuse to bexie yeah i guess that really kind of applies to any
[00:06:11] group of people oh i mean but they're they're you know like this business you
[00:06:15] need to do a shit ton of cocaine right and even in the years where they're like
[00:06:19] 25 percent of it is fentanyl right and you're like okay well
[00:06:23] do you want a podcast or not yeah exactly do you want it do you want
[00:06:27] those are the those are the hazards that we that's by descending us into
[00:06:31] yeah we need free fentanyl testing strips right
[00:06:33] we need time off but somebody that's sitting in like a cryo chamber when
[00:06:37] they're not at work like being filled with eight blood
[00:06:40] yeah exactly you know they'd be like i don't know i don't trust it i don't trust
[00:06:43] it yeah and then when you fuck your your teammates so much that's the funny
[00:06:47] thing about kite like look would have only play on the road i don't give a
[00:06:51] fuck if whoever's on vax but if some like if if patreon was like they're not
[00:06:55] giving us half the money if one of you is on vax
[00:06:58] i would take a gun to your head yeah and i would be like you're getting
[00:07:01] vaccine that's for man yeah and it felt that it felt like i really
[00:07:04] was losing 14 million dollars this is the funniest of all them because
[00:07:08] it's like you're guaranteed to get fucking cte
[00:07:11] yeah exactly you're gonna get angry and kill your family in like 30 years
[00:07:16] yeah and i think you do have bodily autonomy it's like you just
[00:07:19] sold it for millions and millions of dollars yeah yeah and worse your modern
[00:07:23] days like gladiator when said like a shoulder or some other but i don't
[00:07:26] know i haven't fallen but i remember he was like yeah just got it
[00:07:29] i'm looking at a couple different doctors getting a couple different
[00:07:32] doctors opinions on my shoulder it's like all right man well
[00:07:35] what are what do they say about some other stuff he's like well it doesn't
[00:07:38] matter yeah but shut out anyway fuck the colds you pieces of
[00:07:43] shit you stole the Baltimore Colts years ago you got
[00:07:46] Peyton Manning he's a fucking piece of shit that you got uh uh the other guy
[00:07:51] Andrew Luck who you forced out good good for him
[00:07:54] and now you're rewarded with that piece of fucking dog shit wence that you had
[00:07:58] to give up a fucking first round pick for
[00:08:01] fuck you fuck the erse family and their pillhead fucking owner who actually is
[00:08:05] pretty funny jim what fuck him yeah he's cool they fucking left
[00:08:09] Baltimore in the middle of the night and even though i was not born and my
[00:08:12] family was still in grease what happened they're i'm pissed off
[00:08:17] they were throwing poo in grease actually when did that happen let's see was
[00:08:22] my family here it was probably in the 70s or something
[00:08:26] i feel like yeah early 80s i feel like yeah maybe
[00:08:30] cold 1983 all right let's see you next gonna get it on the nose
[00:08:36] i might be thinking of the year CDs were invented
[00:08:40] that might be october of 1983 that the compact is oh very close march
[00:08:45] 1984 so close but the idea was in sept inseminated
[00:08:50] it was inseminated a major way in the beginning of the beginning of
[00:08:55] the 80s which would have been 83 right would have been october 1983
[00:08:59] you're probably right as i remember that was the season
[00:09:02] started the same time that the CDs were invented
[00:09:06] so my family got here in 1981 so i you know what
[00:09:11] oh they were here for a while the hawkish family wow i was under the impression
[00:09:14] they arrived around the same time as aids and crash 82 82 i'm sure how
[00:09:18] i was under the impression your family came like
[00:09:20] bright when you were born or something they came eight years before i was born
[00:09:23] oh yeah my family came 82 as well look at that maybe they were on
[00:09:26] ellis island together yeah they barely passed the ellis island together
[00:09:30] maybe your dad told my dad he was laughing with somebody the other day about how like
[00:09:35] maybe it was just on the show and i'm like do i talk to anybody
[00:09:41] no but they like they helped they'll be talking about the
[00:09:44] ellis island like there's all these Italian people
[00:09:48] whose names was like oh yeah they were there for the deans yeah or whatever
[00:09:52] but then there's like one yeah faglio yeah that was on the show
[00:09:55] you got to keep faglio yeah no yeah the show which actually next week's show
[00:10:01] yeah so next week we got a grave faglio bit
[00:10:06] oh i forgot about that we fucking record in the future
[00:10:09] that's awesome i love fucking up the timeline and making people confused
[00:10:13] there's a guy with yarn and a pin board trying to figure out
[00:10:19] trying to play it but the right way yeah yeah oh yeah
[00:10:23] oh yeah y'all y'all watch any movies lately
[00:10:28] yeah i watched uh i watched it's complicated
[00:10:33] the everything like i think it's for all people personally
[00:10:37] who wants that situation again it's pretty it's pretty good honestly i'd
[00:10:40] recommend it to any of my boys including all of our listeners i've been
[00:10:43] watching emily in paris recently it's really good i watch the whole thing
[00:10:47] it's good but i i just i can't figure out if
[00:10:50] is she one of the in paris i don't really show yeah i'm sitting there i don't
[00:10:55] believe has anything to do with calm sitting there and i keep asking
[00:10:58] where the hell are all that that i heard about
[00:11:01] that's my only way so if you listen to that song and you're like oh this
[00:11:05] this was this show must i'd hear Jesus because paris must be filled with
[00:11:09] **** yeah it's in the in paris cinematic
[00:11:12] universe yeah interesting yeah i thought it land was bad
[00:11:18] apparently paris he had land central why would that be bad
[00:11:32] down have you written the paris no no okay yeah that's why i'm gonna have to
[00:11:39] go yeah yes i'm sure if i had been there i'd be a more cultured person than
[00:11:43] you would say such things right right but as it stands yeah
[00:11:47] let's start doing field chips for racers we take them to paris yeah we show them
[00:11:51] that it's not really like that it's not like that at all yeah
[00:11:54] there's not that many of them and then they can actually well you know what
[00:11:56] this is a good town you know what i'm gonna show about this
[00:11:59] yeah this family that's living in paris
[00:12:04] there's nothing i was gonna say african-amerias but i suppose it's
[00:12:07] afro afro fran afro fran swaz yeah what's the term
[00:12:12] i'm black guys and but that's not only said nagali there
[00:12:16] there are a lot of black people they got they got the **** in shaft because
[00:12:20] it's like you know and not the if you had to qualify
[00:12:27] it's 400 years of slavery right the ones that the british brought over to
[00:12:31] america kind of had it pretty good when you compare it okay i don't know
[00:12:36] compare it to the french car here him out stop here
[00:12:39] now if you compare the brutality of the french
[00:12:43] i see okay enslaved trade right solely in that context american slaves did not
[00:12:47] have it as bad as okay i don't care if you're the brazilian
[00:12:50] ones for sure yeah some of the most camperd slaves
[00:12:54] imaginable so so so they say i actually i'll touch it i mean first of all
[00:13:00] they're all farming right right so what do you want what do you want
[00:13:04] **** in corn filled with worms all over your hands it's rough
[00:13:08] or literal just like just saw surrounded by pill they spent the entire day in
[00:13:13] bed basically because of cotton is what you're saying yes
[00:13:16] yeah it's like a cloud it's literally the magic of our lives
[00:13:20] the touch the field the field of yeah i guess i would call slavery of all kinds
[00:13:25] of kind of a zero zero tie i guess i wouldn't see anybody winning
[00:13:29] being a slave but you know i suppose there's all right well then let's
[00:13:33] remember let's put it to something would you read it rather be raped
[00:13:38] by british general a master and commander type right or some french
[00:13:43] **** piece of **** smells bad okay you know what honestly
[00:13:49] the british are still weirdly closeted they have a lot of rage
[00:13:53] french or homosexuals by nature yeah they do it right they might kiss you on
[00:13:56] the neck yeah they might suck your nipples a little bit clever rebranding
[00:14:00] in there no they're you think so yeah because they're
[00:14:03] all i mean they're all they are rapists i think stops right i think they're more
[00:14:06] romantic about their their more romantic in terms of homosexuality
[00:14:09] whereas the british are like uh they get out of their system and then they
[00:14:12] **** their wives my only point is this yeah yeah no let's
[00:14:16] american slave had it and the front the ones in the french
[00:14:22] colonies right they got lischaft lischaft
[00:14:26] lischaftra yeah and uh but the american ones they ended up with all the
[00:14:32] culture that is they got all the truth and i'm not
[00:14:34] even talking about now it's like you look at the history of like
[00:14:38] but people forget about **** jazz and that whole like we're in the tight
[00:14:41] little suit like the yeah the laundry three thousand era oh they were
[00:14:45] having some good times they have they had they didn't
[00:14:47] harlem and **** like that that sounds sick what if french slaves had they
[00:14:51] got like the words that slaves in harlem well whatever but you know
[00:14:54] yeah black guys in the 20s the french french 20s black guys no i mean
[00:14:57] french now it's like the accumulation of like the worst
[00:15:01] the worst type of slave to be it's like the world's worst rap music
[00:15:06] like wearing like a little beanie and break dancing right or being a holocaust
[00:15:11] denier comedian right right right right that's their best
[00:15:15] that is their best options not only best comedian best black
[00:15:18] comedian oh that's tough the core realm you can't even do
[00:15:21] does he even do act-outs he has nothing he does uh he doesn't act out of uh
[00:15:25] of a high littler but he does it low he has not doesn't even have the
[00:15:29] confidence to do act out to do act that yeah oh dude i would love to see god
[00:15:34] for do a hall Hitler you know he's committing to that he's
[00:15:37] going to step this is this is full all the way up the best french black
[00:15:41] comedian is holding back his act that is the best black
[00:15:45] i'd print holding holding back his on-stage act that's for fear of going to
[00:15:50] jail wow which is a complete inversion of what we have
[00:15:53] whereas our best black comedians go right from jail
[00:15:57] for something they didn't do to the open mics to describe watching
[00:16:02] someone get raped and they're fully acting it out
[00:16:08] you know what they're spreading their ass cheeks just from the jump right
[00:16:19] yeah that is true wait so wait they haven't they got a black holocaust
[00:16:23] denying comedian yeah dude on dude yeah
[00:16:28] shit man i'd like to do it on oh yes no this is the this is the jail guy
[00:16:35] oh be like dude on dude on dude on dude i think of that
[00:16:39] yeah because i had too much slavery and not just the right amount of slavery
[00:16:46] not the perfect recipe of slavery to become
[00:16:51] little wane uh instead i am dude on the over-slaived holocaust
[00:16:57] denying you know nigg i think you'd be surprised i think a lot of uh
[00:17:03] i think they're they're a couple um black comedians in america who are also
[00:17:08] happen to be holocaust or mr nigg i will
[00:17:11] nigg i will say there is plenty of very hilarious anti-Semitism
[00:17:17] what am i what are you doing i'm just saying i'm running sprigs for the black
[00:17:21] community i'm just saying don't throw by making myself the anti-semite to
[00:17:25] protect you from the truth that you guys own though
[00:17:28] let me tell you something i got this i can't find dude on
[00:17:34] no i think um is that his name yeah but you you got to spell it
[00:17:38] oh dude on ba-la-ba-la yeah that's a sick name there's a
[00:17:43] born february 11th we share the same birthday oh look at that we have a lot
[00:17:47] of comedians with some very true beliefs
[00:17:53] dude don is initially achieved success working with comedian
[00:17:55] ellie simon he has been convicted for humorously exploiting racial stereotypes
[00:18:00] though he was convicted for hate speech advocating terrorism
[00:18:03] they slayed it in belgian france and so
[00:18:06] i got that that is so fucking gay oh yeah you can't they don't have free
[00:18:12] they don't free speech in europe you go to jail if you say something naughty
[00:18:18] there in 2003 dude don't perform the sketch on a tv
[00:18:21] show about an israeli settler who him depicted as a nazi
[00:18:24] okay well i don't know some critics argue that he had
[00:18:29] crossed the limits of anti-semitism and several organizations suit him for
[00:18:33] incitement to racial hatred free i don't know how i would have
[00:18:42] how i could have lived my life in france when the in the uk also that you
[00:18:48] you all this is saying if you say something naughty on
[00:18:50] i would have been like bane based on if you say something naughty on twitter
[00:18:54] uh they call it they call the police okay you know what hold on somebody did
[00:18:59] that to me in england no in germany i got oh yeah
[00:19:02] i'm locked out of twitter now because the german police in germany you can't even
[00:19:06] depict nazis in a like a movie or anything well really yeah you can't play
[00:19:10] wolfenstein in germany that's fucked up yeah okay you know what
[00:19:15] it's a this is also funny dude don has also been known to associate with my
[00:19:21] world's greatest comedian yeah i'm a denager in two in february
[00:19:26] 2015 i'm a denajjad tweeted visiting an old friend a great artist
[00:19:30] the tweet included photographs of herself with dude don arms around each other
[00:19:35] smiling the two also meant 2009 during a visit by
[00:19:39] dude don to iran where they reportedly discussed their shared
[00:19:45] damn did he do did he do a gig in iran huh did he do a gig in iran yeah maybe
[00:19:52] he was just there to hang out did you like the the national stadium
[00:19:56] uh yeah he did after a public execution
[00:20:02] oh shit dude uh do you don't claims the gestures and anti-establishment protest
[00:20:08] tony parker also came under fire for doing the low
[00:20:12] howl hitler all right let's go tony panda so did niggle uh
[00:20:16] so did anelica anelica yeah tony panda yeah
[00:20:21] no tony parker hoe he was married to evil anguoria and then he fucked his
[00:20:25] teammate i thought it was brand mary's white tony panda
[00:20:27] that's rude it's pretty rude but french very french
[00:20:30] restaurant housewives yeah dude he she was a tan at in those days she was
[00:20:34] looking good she still probably is she probably still is
[00:20:37] shadow in those days though she was oh she was unbelievable she was one of the
[00:20:41] goats that show had anyone but a white woman age is pretty good that that
[00:20:44] show had two of the hottest chicks her and terry hatcher terry hatcher
[00:20:49] the exception approves the rule about white women aging bad
[00:20:52] she still look good she still i mean just from superman i used to beat
[00:20:56] off to her child yeah although it's a park yeah
[00:20:59] so simple art great so it's not a system if she
[00:21:13] book yeah if i was a french black i would
[00:21:17] everything book who yeah what does it mean a lot
[00:21:26] it's possible conical and conical and then
[00:21:36] he's saying that the swash that the hitler salute is a symbol of liberation
[00:21:43] yeah it was it comes from the Romans yeah
[00:21:47] inleta cuz he's called he took a lot from the Romans
[00:21:50] the fucking the evil every every gender every social group here
[00:21:54] they find it extraordinary because it's also martin eke and origin
[00:22:02] syrogyz to do that's pretty funny to be a black guy that loves Hitler
[00:22:07] similar stuff it doesn't sound like he loves it
[00:22:10] i think it's a strategy but he likes it
[00:22:12] but he likes it okay mr. fucking conical
[00:22:15] i'm the judge jury that's accused her there
[00:22:22] i just don't like talking crap publicly about anyone in our in the in the
[00:22:26] community you're right i fucked up it's a brotherhood
[00:22:28] yeah except for bob sak hey come on chill dude
[00:22:32] what you want all right p you think i'm gonna pay some for spending his
[00:22:37] whole career pretending to be jewish mmm yeah i thought danny tanner was
[00:22:42] pretty much what i wanted to be when i grew up right
[00:22:44] a guy with no bitch and then you found that he's uncircumcised
[00:22:47] yeah and i found out he had a hood in your life yeah
[00:22:50] really threw me into a tailspin yeah well
[00:22:55] dude don't jad here doing the hitler salute
[00:22:58] oh so yeah you guys got to see this movie it's complicated it's fire
[00:23:02] so who's in it again i forget so you got maryl street who's the star of it
[00:23:06] right so she's an alex bald one in that and
[00:23:09] and st marty the movie opens and it's adam laying down on his back and a guy is
[00:23:13] uh above him and the guy goes no that's a pussy no that i'm like
[00:23:18] it's complicated can you let me do this no because you're being mean to me so
[00:23:23] i wanted to step up i'm not being so i took your power
[00:23:26] back are you implying there's something wrong i've been taking and having a
[00:23:29] disgusting looking fuck up mangal manger's i'm
[00:23:34] are you implying that now i'm not saying it wrong with them i'm saying i've been
[00:23:38] fucked up to chop your balls i've been taking a lot of women self-defense
[00:23:41] kind of irish my case okay my case is in my power back and by the way in this
[00:23:46] scenario adam it wasn't even a pussy here asshole was so stretched out of
[00:23:51] prolapse it looked like a pussy and your dick and balls are so small
[00:23:56] together they looked like a clit so the guy who wasn't steve martin yes
[00:24:00] steve martin couldn't tell what he was fucking and he assumed it was a pussy
[00:24:06] because you're dick and balls again or so tiny they look like a clit
[00:24:09] and your asshole was um prolapse and he kind of folded over onto itself like
[00:24:15] kind of a a fat pussy almost yeah so to just me and steve martin famous
[00:24:22] comedian who i hang out with that's not important the story v
[00:24:26] oh in the movie you play a whole horror and the movie came out what like
[00:24:31] ninety-eight no the movie came out like two thousands
[00:24:35] in the two thousand so you were a teen boy whore here's the deal right we were
[00:24:38] playing so allen ugly wall allen baldwin is plays the ex-husband
[00:24:43] of maril street okay and he's remarried to lake bell a ten
[00:24:48] looking like a damn ten huge titty she's introduced in the movie
[00:24:52] wearing a fucking bikini sick great fat to great pair anyway one of the best
[00:24:58] pairs in the business so that's the new wife maril street she's been divorced
[00:25:02] ten years they have three kids together do they show her tips she's got the
[00:25:05] perfect life though you know she's got a she's got a bakery business that's
[00:25:09] cute and she's her dream she's finally fulfilling her dream
[00:25:13] remodeling her house which is already amazing right to have her dream
[00:25:18] kitchen finally that's awesome after all these years it took her that long she
[00:25:21] got a bakery business she's been busy you know just
[00:25:24] live in life and making her own decisions so she's single so she's single she's
[00:25:29] been single for a while ten years it's been a while since a man
[00:25:32] peony that pussy loose she's on a trip to her kids graduate she's so her
[00:25:37] architect who's remodeling her house is mr. Steve Martin uh oh okay
[00:25:42] she's on a trip to her son's college graduation in New York they're in a
[00:25:46] hotel and with Steve Martin she goes down to the bar
[00:25:51] and Alec is there he's in a fight with with lake bell oh no guess what
[00:25:56] they got drunk no yep they fuck they fuck he cheats on
[00:26:00] lake bell with his ex with his ex wife oh because it's his kid
[00:26:03] it's they have this it's their kid so he happens to be staying at the same
[00:26:07] hotel they have it every second to say a hotel
[00:26:09] wow so then they go back to LA or to california
[00:26:13] talking about dunston shexon no no no no no
[00:26:16] no i'm i'm actually really invested i kind of want to see god this is my god
[00:26:20] damn name dunston i got eight his name his name is
[00:26:24] mary john street is the wrong way of dunston so she fucks she fucks
[00:26:27] she fucks out like ball dunston busting dunston busting maryll street pussy
[00:26:32] guess what they get back home they think it's a one-time thing right
[00:26:35] you know she does of course but he keeps like leaving work at
[00:26:38] powerful law firm and being like i got 15 minutes
[00:26:42] like let me get it in one time and she's like no it's a bad idea and every
[00:26:45] time she is touched by a man in this movie it's like her entire body is
[00:26:49] coming interesting she's really good you need
[00:26:52] cock too yeah yeah you really see it you deserve love
[00:26:59] yes anyway so they keep fucking right she's like i this is wrong
[00:27:06] this is bad it's my ex-husband and she she doesn't care that she's
[00:27:09] cucking like bell or she probably gets some no there's some power out of it
[00:27:12] she tells her friends one of her friends played by greek actress
[00:27:15] uh read a wilson you know and all her girlfriends are like oh my god girl
[00:27:19] oh that's juicy oh you're taking the power back of the young bitch that's
[00:27:23] juicy for sure but in this whole time steve morn good dude
[00:27:27] he invites her out to a french film festival because she told him
[00:27:30] that she used to cook in france right you know he's like he's doing
[00:27:35] thoughtful shit he's really talking about when he's just got his fucking
[00:27:39] allic hand on the nape of her neck you fucking whore well allic is going to
[00:27:42] the bathroom while lake bells in the other room be like i have 15 minutes
[00:27:46] let's fuck let me show you what patoms name is is allic bald man i like
[00:27:50] my like that's how stop and i actually i'm not bold
[00:27:54] um when you're in the shade it's also it's men and me and plural
[00:27:58] all of them i'm just one of the men all of them you sucked off japan pesos
[00:28:04] daddy pesos who's fucking taking honestly man i wish i was taking test
[00:28:09] ostrich i wish i was taking whatever fucking yeah it looks like you can be
[00:28:13] easily you know he looks like fandoms literally no
[00:28:15] downsides for you i'm going to yeah how do i get it
[00:28:19] you just go to a fucking there's like a million of those like clinics around
[00:28:22] yeah low testosterone guys guys that are like
[00:28:25] i did something wrong with title i think i'm aging
[00:28:30] they're like um oh yeah like five four guys that start getting ripped and
[00:28:35] then somewhere in like little black t-shirts and die they were
[00:28:38] jet black well your blood seems like it's just cherry crystal white so we're
[00:28:42] gonna we're gonna pump you full of some
[00:28:44] eight blood that sounds awesome and get you feeling
[00:28:48] fucking uh i want to feel vital yeah which i do feel
[00:28:53] i have to be honest this holidays took a pretty big toll on me yeah
[00:28:57] i've been eating like an animal i need and i can i don't want to go back on
[00:29:01] the road man i just want to stay and get back in the
[00:29:05] fucking dojo you know it's a shame that didn't
[00:29:07] that the zoom comedy shows were taken over by the world's shittiest comedians
[00:29:13] that shouldn't be doing comedy because if we had figured out a system or they
[00:29:17] just Skype you in to like link in life i know
[00:29:20] you know even but that was i know you're saying it would be awesome but i just
[00:29:24] don't see any way it could work it wouldn't well you would have it it
[00:29:27] have to be a giant screen kind of tilted above the room
[00:29:30] right with like like sword on yeah with green lighting
[00:29:34] in the big dark circles in the arabas and like the vaccines don't work
[00:29:50] go where they go my children go and we're going to do it to josey for real
[00:29:59] this time you're like i may i'm a comedian i'm a
[00:30:03] i'm a french comedian i'm a french comedian you're calling him the doo
[00:30:13] doo ba la la that's a sick name dude doo ba la ba la
[00:30:18] sick anyway i'm invested keep telling what happens
[00:30:21] the rest of the movie you want me to spoil it you don't like spoiler alert i
[00:30:24] don't but i'm trying not to i appreciate it i am
[00:30:27] enjoying your retelling okay so spoiler frame what i was
[00:30:31] wondering how it's complicated ends yeah if you just turn off for the next 10
[00:30:35] 15 seconds so basically no no take your time we got a half hour of film
[00:30:39] she's deciding right and then so does she let's see morn fuck at this time or
[00:30:43] no see morn i don't think because he doesn't get to hit the skin maybe he's
[00:30:46] got a kiss maybe he got a kiss he doesn't get it at a
[00:30:48] night wait they had a night together where they went out
[00:30:51] and they both smoked weed oh shit before a party did they are
[00:30:55] hallucinating and they got high and no they were like dancing all wacky and
[00:30:59] i love it and they're having a great old person movie where they smoke a
[00:31:02] little weed and they're like whoa a dragon yeah it was like every
[00:31:06] weed movie from the nine years yeah anyway um so they're grooving so
[00:31:11] they're grooving they're having she doesn't so much as
[00:31:13] guck him off in the car no no no he's playing it he's playing it real
[00:31:17] respectable you know he's being makes me sick he's being a
[00:31:20] gentleman how many times they go out and he doesn't even get that might
[00:31:22] actually be their first because she keeps like canceling on him and smashing
[00:31:26] out like bald and icy the wrong guy you know of course of
[00:31:29] the guy who's who's really he had a shot all you know before and he of
[00:31:33] course you know he left her for a younger woman right
[00:31:35] you know ten years ago so lakebell is the one he cheated on her with
[00:31:39] yeah it's the one he cheated on her interesting yeah
[00:31:42] and she had an instrument she has a kid too or she like left him and then had a
[00:31:47] kid or whatever and it sure doesn't left him lakebell maybe and then but he's
[00:31:51] raising this little kid even though he's an old man it's kind of pathetic you
[00:31:54] know i don't think that's pathetic it's not pathetic but it's like he kind of
[00:31:58] wants his old wife back and not to be raising a little kid he's
[00:32:01] fucking raised his kids right it's beneath him yeah yeah anyway so um
[00:32:05] that's what the movie wants is to feel so steve martin like they go out they
[00:32:09] they go to a party they smoke weed right and then she takes him back to her
[00:32:13] bakery right very popular uh sanoparba he's about to get sucked over the
[00:32:18] croissant in his ass and then she makes him a croquemonsour her
[00:32:22] sandwich that she used to make in paris when she was learning that
[00:32:26] right how do you not fuck him then i think they do a kiss i think they're
[00:32:29] called bong that's a romantic time she's a respectable guy you know he's
[00:32:33] a he's a good guy you tell me honestly i would have went without
[00:32:36] bald with if i was her that guy's pure sex in that movie and he would have
[00:32:40] shot her if he didn't get the same but an architect that's a good guy to know
[00:32:44] architect is yeah what does y'all ceboldman do in the movie he's a powerful
[00:32:48] how about a bark attack and it's a dog that designs buildings i love that
[00:32:52] yeah we know there should be there should be a separate bathroom for
[00:32:59] for families i think your dog and a fat woman
[00:33:04] impression is exactly where's the sauna bond i learned it
[00:33:14] i'm basically black in this society okay um so they get a kiss at the
[00:33:21] fuck they get a kiss and then allic bong's like
[00:33:24] he's like fuck he throws a hail of mary he leaves like bell
[00:33:29] leaves her he turns back he pulls up at the house right oh also
[00:33:34] john krasinski plays the eldest daughter's boyfriend right
[00:33:38] jim from the office it's just before the office just right in the heat of the
[00:33:42] office i think this is peak office oh i see yeah
[00:33:45] and um he they're at a hotel planning their wedding
[00:33:49] the eldest daughter john krasinski and he sees her he sees her and allic
[00:33:54] baldman pull up to the hotel to smash and he's freaking out
[00:33:59] right and there's a very funny scene where i think he has like a health issue
[00:34:03] or something while they're fucking and a doctor goes up
[00:34:06] and he thinks that uh his girlfriend's father is dead
[00:34:10] while he's been having sex with his ex-wife
[00:34:13] john krasinski's you've got krasinski's freaky a lot of it's very funny stuff
[00:34:18] very high jinxed a lot of high jinx okay he's doing a Dwight look
[00:34:23] you know he's like looking at the camera oh of course
[00:34:25] you're gonna do his class they're gonna let him do jim you get jim in 2006
[00:34:29] jim's gonna do jim shit anyway he throws a hail mary he leaves
[00:34:34] lake bell he pulls it up to the house all three kids adult kids are back in the
[00:34:38] house for whatever reason sure and they're like
[00:34:42] the the kids are very annoying in this movie but then they get
[00:34:46] super stoked that they have our families coming back they have their dad back
[00:34:51] their families back together but it's like grow up your adult your dad was
[00:34:55] gone for 10 years exactly you're a loser yeah
[00:34:59] and they all sleep in bed together this is the dog architect movie yes
[00:35:03] done section with a dog architect number so allie bo was out living
[00:35:07] living with his ex-wife and the kids oh so she accepts it
[00:35:11] the kids like make her right and she's face timing in her bedroom on her
[00:35:17] computer with steve martin oh she's freaking eating and then she's like
[00:35:21] you know what i got to go to the bathroom so she has a little laptop out on the
[00:35:25] bed and alic baldman comes in and he's like i'm gonna get some pussy
[00:35:29] so he gets naked and lays on the bed and then steve martin is on face time and
[00:35:35] he's like ah and then alic baldman's cock is
[00:35:38] clear that's awesome so that's a big funny we see his car
[00:35:42] you don't get to see his car that would be awesome even in the middle there's
[00:35:46] like family old this let's be honest this is an old woman's fantasy
[00:35:50] baldman accidentally comes on someone's face on the set of a movie
[00:35:53] he's like i don't know whose fault it was but it wasn't my fault
[00:36:00] okay so steve martin's he's a stock field guilty
[00:36:03] steve martin's is his cock everything's falling apart right oh
[00:36:06] she's like get out of the house i can't you can't be here your max husband
[00:36:09] you know right the kids are like why can't we have daddy back yeah i was like
[00:36:12] i fuck you yeah fucking loser kids and you're fucking losers
[00:36:16] into the movie she goes back to steve martin it's one of those romantic
[00:36:21] comedies where the girl has to apologize at the end i love that
[00:36:29] the plans for her new kitchen he fucks her in the kitchen
[00:36:32] no you don't get to see steve martin's way he's kind of a sexless actor this
[00:36:36] is bullshit but the implications that steve martin and her
[00:36:39] uh he no no he quits the project because he wants to he doesn't because he has
[00:36:43] feelings for her it's a conflict of interest
[00:36:48] to fucking make a kitchen for a bitch you want to fuck
[00:36:55] like he's a judge but end end of the movie she takes her power back
[00:37:00] she tells alic ball when fuck off that she's not going to do it again
[00:37:04] that end it's no longer complicated it's not she gets you
[00:37:08] steve martin she gets the dream kitchen and she gets her power back wow
[00:37:12] by smashing her ex-husband who left her for like how many times are these
[00:37:16] folks alic ball and i think she fucks them like three three or four times
[00:37:20] okay i think he gets a decent amount of pussy for
[00:37:23] well that's the other thing though that's all the amount in the real world
[00:37:26] that's the only amount of times out ball that is going to want to fuck her
[00:37:30] oh yeah if we're talking reality here he fucks i'm not saying he doesn't want to
[00:37:34] fuck him who's the line from on their mind for what that's i was like talking
[00:37:38] about that that i think it was that martin short show that limony slick it
[00:37:42] oh jimmy glick jimmy glick prime time click best show good show
[00:37:47] yeah interviewing something and he's like he's like do you have sex or
[00:37:50] something and fucking the alic ballman is like come on get real
[00:37:57] care real i remember the one with mello brooks where
[00:38:00] jimmy glick was like what's your beef with the nazis
[00:38:06] and meld brooks is like he's like uh they're rude
[00:38:12] i love that he does one with sine belt or he doesn't want to be even more
[00:38:15] short show born shorts like one of the funniest he is one of the best
[00:38:19] he's yeah they truly yeah extremely talented
[00:38:22] well they've got actually speaking of steve martin they have that show with
[00:38:26] selena gomez only murders dancing with the star oh no no
[00:38:30] uh it's a move i think it's a show where they fucks with steve martin and
[00:38:33] martin how about dancing with the sars c o v two
[00:38:37] okay and it's covid positive celebrities that are
[00:38:40] exposing a trapped audience of chinese peasants
[00:38:44] while they dance and infect them all with the disease they invent
[00:38:47] the how to take that yeah there's no crates of vegetables coming for your
[00:38:51] ass now bitch you're getting the fucking bullshit
[00:38:55] that's a good idea i like that yeah then randy jackson's like you got the
[00:39:03] what's up with randy they cut his ass from the show got a lot of plastic surgery i
[00:39:07] think did he and i think he got a lap band maybe he definitely got a lap band
[00:39:10] yeah but i don't think i got plastic sir how about
[00:39:13] rupaul's slag race and it's just just british horse yeah i love that
[00:39:18] smoking cigarettes oh give me some proper cock
[00:39:21] i'm due back at the counter house for more three p.m. pussy fucking a
[00:39:26] permit no they say like i want i want to be
[00:39:29] fucked in me fanny you know in me arse in me arse i might be fanny
[00:39:34] in me fanny can you imagine that's so that's so that's so
[00:39:40] that's so sexually un-unappetized fanny imagine being like a chinese guy that
[00:39:45] moves to fucking i don't know what is that deliver pool or yeah i don't
[00:39:48] fucking know east london or whatever and then you have to learn that type of
[00:39:51] english that's pretty that's awesome yeah i love when
[00:39:54] foreigners get like even when we were in australia and i saw
[00:39:59] we were that greek restaurant and they had a greek accent with an australian
[00:40:02] accent yeah hysterical yeah so you sound so stupid
[00:40:05] yeah but yeah chinese guy talking like that that's awesome
[00:40:10] shout out to them what are they called chavs
[00:40:13] chat yeah it's not what the fours are called chavs
[00:40:15] no uh yeah chav or like yeah like those are the
[00:40:19] like allie g yo okay mate a good uh good luck
[00:40:23] archirio yeah good luck archirio number one uh i can't i can't be
[00:40:29] bovat yeah i'm trying to fuck me uh what a chav
[00:40:36] i'm pissed dude right when the pandemic started i was supposed to be in london
[00:40:39] yeah maybe i'll go back this fall i was supposed to be in china
[00:40:42] that's awesome it's funny how but the kind of
[00:40:45] decisions i made that's not even like it's not like other people are doing
[00:40:49] like informed decision-making or like should i go to china
[00:40:52] well let me check to see if there's going to be a lab leak of some kind of
[00:40:57] genetically engineered super virus beforehand
[00:41:00] that's just i'm like you know what? february 2020
[00:41:04] i'm going to china yeah what could possibly go wrong
[00:41:09] that would have been so funny you just wait a minute earlier
[00:41:12] you just trapped there until right now yeah
[00:41:15] the show's on hiatus yeah i come back i'll be i have even more money because
[00:41:20] i would have been forced to convert it all to
[00:41:23] to crypto yeah the cryptocurrencies to hide it yeah from the chinese
[00:41:28] and then i come back and i've forgotten english
[00:41:35] that would be fucking sick dude i pray i'd pray that happens to you one day
[00:41:39] dude yeah you just go fully native dude honestly like
[00:41:42] i know we talk about quitting the show but if there was a way for us to learn
[00:41:46] chinese and then do this show in china where
[00:41:49] automatically the audience is fucking tenfold right these are populations
[00:41:53] huge we'll be making like eight billion dollars
[00:41:57] wouldn't we and they're like rested no no they're laughing at his always
[00:42:00] point as long as you don't fucking criticize we talk about how good the
[00:42:03] party is yeah you don't criticize beijing and you
[00:42:06] love the party yeah we love the party i can't get enough of the party
[00:42:10] yeah oh i love it the ccp my boy winnie the poo
[00:42:14] i kind of looks like i love the i love the i love the accounts on
[00:42:19] twitter that like twitter just brands chinese state media
[00:42:22] like chenwayo uh oh chenwayo is the best one
[00:42:26] cold they're a lifetime bitch yeah but i mean all of his
[00:42:29] all of his tweets are good what if i get sick burn he's been to every
[00:42:33] world they're a lifetime but i should have got on
[00:42:36] scrayley if i will be like we're gonna get this virus under control
[00:42:40] yeah and then chenwayo be like no you won't
[00:42:42] okay his next tweet will be like look at this train
[00:42:47] look at chinese most beautiful train yet why don't you read the way like a
[00:42:51] couple weeks ago just some chinese guy on like a high school track somewhere
[00:42:55] doing he's like have you ever seen ten backflips and
[00:42:58] a bro a beauty and power of china china's wash
[00:43:03] for real we're on a huge losing streak they are
[00:43:07] fucking our ass they're ready one dude we got to go full ccp that's the best
[00:43:10] idea they truly won the best part about if we convert the chinese
[00:43:15] state entertainment is like the show will go back to what it was at its core is
[00:43:19] being something that is only funny to us right right absolutely you know
[00:43:24] yes or it's not something where you're not going to get chinese guys that are
[00:43:28] like dress like stuff right right yeah we won't go to shows and it's like
[00:43:33] there's guys doing cosplay of all of us that was the most disconcerting thing in
[00:43:38] melbert the adams walking up to the adams just the meek
[00:43:43] ad of the yeah yeah my friends call me a figates too
[00:43:46] like i just a little mustache is yeah my free guys in hawaiians yeah like the
[00:43:51] guy won the monger of the game i'm the guy won it's like no we
[00:43:55] you know you you were your all your own thing i remember the stops being
[00:43:59] reader than the nicks the stops were like uh they're
[00:44:02] little too wearing hawaiian shirts like for bridges here yeah yeah yeah
[00:44:06] yeah i love pussy yeah it's like relax man yeah they can't
[00:44:11] they look you guys aren't going to be able to recreate the magic melbert
[00:44:14] and we have a full kamakan but especially not the chinese guys and they won't
[00:44:20] even try and that's what's beautiful about yeah they will
[00:44:23] they'll sit down every morning the time will go off at 9 15 a.m and then they
[00:44:28] hit play and they're like yo kah podcast and then sit there in silence listening
[00:44:34] to the entire thing like okay work camp and then i guess
[00:44:38] cell phone factor yeah make play praying cards you should go be the mayors of
[00:44:43] one of those like ghost cities that isn't full yet yeah we're like 15 million
[00:44:48] people i got this big-ass desert out in the west that's sick that's like
[00:44:52] you know i mean it's like fucking mad max out there that's awesome yeah yeah i
[00:44:56] want to live with the fucking penthouse of like can't can tell if he's mad or
[00:44:59] happy max yeah it's tight that they make like future cities yeah yeah yeah dude
[00:45:04] we should do that here yeah we should fucking Essex just
[00:45:09] fucking build it up yeah the beautiful waterfront of Essex
[00:45:15] it's gonna be great yeah just make date no high oh really sick
[00:45:19] yeah what would be the best place i mean look as a Maryland native i would
[00:45:23] love for it to be Maryland it's gonna be like somewhere
[00:45:25] around the big country somewhere in the middle it's gonna be somewhere where
[00:45:29] now the middle is flat and shitty you won't like imagine like you want
[00:45:34] some rolling imagine yeah imagine if you somehow could like do skyscrapers
[00:45:37] in Yellowstone now be sick that would be awesome yeah let's take over yellow
[00:45:42] stick uh but i also wanted to be that's their
[00:45:46] best wrestler over there in China yellow stone
[00:45:49] uh do they have they gotta have i mean Japanese people are wrestling is
[00:45:55] their Chinese wrestling does not Chinese anything there's a cba the Chinese
[00:46:00] basketball association but like well i guess yeah they do like basketball
[00:46:03] they love basketball they love basketball but i'll stand for him
[00:46:07] on my but they're they got mad at the NBA yes because we let
[00:46:11] Ennis freedom run his mouth a little too much that Turk i hate his his all my
[00:46:16] i would prefer that i wish like it like i don't like the fucking like
[00:46:20] because it's very feminine to be like of course you have free speech it's like
[00:46:24] but you don't you don't at all you get fired you can't for violating
[00:46:28] rapidly changing social rules yeah on top of that while living in a time
[00:46:33] where there's a permanent record of every thought you've ever right right
[00:46:36] your fucking screen addled brain is addicted to the phone i know and you
[00:46:41] can't help but being like you know in 2009 being like damn there's this big
[00:46:46] bitch in line in front of me at checkers and then 15 years later somehow
[00:46:52] you get a job at Bank of America right right and then a woman with fucking
[00:46:56] some autoimmune disease is like look what i found yeah it's so funny people
[00:47:02] and me people have said this so many times it's like no one thought twitter
[00:47:05] was like a record of anything there's that guy no you knew but you don't
[00:47:09] care no i don't think you knew because it's like it violates like
[00:47:13] it's like the basic aspects of like social you're not supposed to like
[00:47:17] facebook i was never considering yeah that the shit i don't even think my
[00:47:21] facebook is still up i don't know i haven't used it but it's like i wasn't
[00:47:24] considering that comments i made i just thought it was like talking into the
[00:47:28] like aim like minst a messenger like it goes away
[00:47:31] just like you know whatever it's there i know a guy that got a job at wwe or
[00:47:35] whatever and then i guess i use like whatever software just goes through
[00:47:39] all of your shit in the past and they found like a tweet from like or not a
[00:47:42] tweet like a facebook status from like 2007 that's like what are y'all niggas
[00:47:52] well anyway now you know what that doesn't violate the rule 47
[00:47:55] rule is i can say if it's a white guy no no no no no that that is my rule
[00:48:00] that's my first if a white if you're quoting a white guy that's the rule if i
[00:48:04] quoted a white guy that got in trouble you get to say
[00:48:08] he already got in trouble and i i said that someone's paid the penalty
[00:48:12] after the pill you can't double jeopardy he can't get in trouble
[00:48:15] what's that double jeopardy it's journalism
[00:48:18] it's true they could write that in the newspaper wait the wwe fired him for
[00:48:23] that they've rescinded the job offer yeah which is like up and that's the
[00:48:27] best part because the wwe up until like four years ago
[00:48:31] every non-white wrestler was just a stereotype yes
[00:48:34] dude they had an awesome back of the day irs erwin r shyster
[00:48:39] he was just a fucking guy that dressed up in a
[00:48:48] all of them dude the godfather just a black guy who was a pimp
[00:48:51] yeah well that that guy's sexual chocolate too
[00:48:55] remember him yeah that's mark Henry mark Henry
[00:48:58] which i never understood because chocolate is already kind of sexual
[00:49:01] i know i don't find it to be very sexual honestly you don't
[00:49:05] i don't want to mix chocolate with sex that that is what about valet and say
[00:49:09] you get a lady chocolate two different your whole life is mixing chocolate
[00:49:12] i like to have chocolate immediately after sex that's mixing
[00:49:16] that's not mixing it is mixing it's two separate things
[00:49:19] i have sex take a little break it what is what is what is certain what is
[00:49:24] surf and turf you eat them at the same it come in the same plate
[00:49:27] i don't want you to describe that as mixing
[00:49:30] you don't have them in your mouth at the same time i suppose i
[00:49:34] i let me put my toe going to get my finger up
[00:49:37] before we have this conversation yeah let's do uh let's do a greek senate
[00:49:41] and yeah yeah i suppose a surf and turf is a
[00:49:45] it's a it's a mix but it's not there's different levels of mixing what's mixed
[00:49:49] grill mix grill yeah a bunch of different kind okay sure that's
[00:49:53] but i wouldn't say if i have sex this green component okay fair
[00:49:58] but if i have sex right let me tell you my ideal situation
[00:50:01] you guys you go get mixed grill right yeah you're at a restaurant
[00:50:05] you understand this to be a mixed sure thing comes out on a skewer
[00:50:09] right the skewer you got fucking what's in mixed milk mixed grill like octopus
[00:50:14] or whatever no no no just different kinds of
[00:50:16] meats usually different kinds of meats but let's there's some fish in there
[00:50:20] sometimes right no no really it's a lamb and four we're talking lamb and
[00:50:23] beef chicken depending on where you go let's say a
[00:50:25] let's say a shwarma place really i've never seen it in real life i only know
[00:50:29] it from the france in book okay but so the france in jonathan france
[00:50:34] what do you write uh the freedom yeah mixed grill to be a make
[00:50:38] and the corrections is a character that becomes obsessed with mixed grill and
[00:50:42] make sure you stay mixed grill well mixed grill typically is you know
[00:50:45] chicken beef lamb let's say and you can get either a skewer or a
[00:50:49] kofta whatever the fuck it is a couple three or four different types of
[00:50:52] say you go with a order mix grill you're at a good restaurant you're excited
[00:50:56] or whatever and it comes out and the skewer
[00:50:59] has on it two pieces of lamb or whatever it wouldn't be the way it's
[00:51:03] judicious amounts two different skewers oh a two different skewers even better
[00:51:07] okay then fucking one skewer of lamb one skewer of meat
[00:51:12] right or fucking come out at the same time on the same plate enjoyed
[00:51:15] dysreasive time just enjoyed it the same you just said you just said chakra
[00:51:20] immediately after six i said i have you want to use that you want to be
[00:51:24] thrown the word discreet around this two discrete activities i think i use the
[00:51:28] correct and so is the indulgence no sir yes not at all you're eating that all
[00:51:33] the same time i think beyond the any of that this is what here's
[00:51:36] that's like saying you have the mixed grill and then you leave the restaurant
[00:51:39] you go to a fucking ice cream place and you have an ice cream car you don't
[00:51:43] go to the night yes you don't go to an ice cream place all the time did you put
[00:51:47] your clothes back on before having the chocolate i mean my own answer the
[00:51:51] question it depends it depends if my roommate is there
[00:51:54] yes if he's not no your honor please direct it
[00:51:58] witness to answer the question directly yes or no on the mind he's fully new
[00:52:01] and he's tucking his balls and penis between i'm not doing i would never do
[00:52:05] that so i was like are you still are you still erect while eating the chakra
[00:52:09] i'm probably not fully erect no you are partially erect
[00:52:12] by me not supposed so by your own account you're talking ten minutes post-coitus
[00:52:18] sure you're eating chocolate partially erect
[00:52:22] which by your by earlier testimony it's happening in a different
[00:52:25] rule your testimony we were to find out talking pussy sense that you're often
[00:52:29] partially erect during the act of coitus
[00:52:36] objection and you have a objection you expect the lady of the jury
[00:52:41] the lady of the jury and objection relevancy your honor
[00:52:46] how erect i am during coitus has nothing to do with weather
[00:52:49] this counts as mixing i'm gonna rule it relevant
[00:52:52] he can't be the judge he can't affect the old black man's voice
[00:52:58] i'm going i'm going to look at the evidence oh my god mr judge show ground
[00:53:03] i'm going to look at the evidence in the case you're on
[00:53:07] son don't play don't play shoots and ladders with me
[00:53:12] come on judge you're bringing shoots and ladders do a dominoes game son
[00:53:17] judge i'm saying i fuck i bust i lay there at the same time as you're eating
[00:53:25] the chocolate chocolate is not there i fuck i bust i leave i have a little
[00:53:29] fucking you know little cuddle maybe even throw on a
[00:53:32] throw whatever you're gonna watch and they're like hold on i got some
[00:53:35] how about how about judge joe math problem and he's like oh
[00:53:38] which uh which are one is uh the defenders
[00:53:47] i saw you are bringing uh shoots a lot of a tour checkers game
[00:53:54] don't play game i'll say we for me a son it's a different experience all i'm
[00:53:58] saying i'll say this i'll mix chocolate with
[00:54:00] post sex hangout i think what some are calling
[00:54:04] astro care things are are linked is because
[00:54:07] chocolate is one of those foods that people say is an effort easy yeah here's
[00:54:11] the thing though but i've never had oysters but he's like i want to smash
[00:54:14] right now but what i'm saying is i'm not gonna be saying it's an afro
[00:54:17] need you to leave i don't necessarily need to believe
[00:54:22] depends what the lapse like uh what i'm saying is i would never
[00:54:26] take a lick of pussy and then put a fucking thing of chocolate in my mouth
[00:54:29] i don't think that people do that yeah but you also wouldn't take the piece of
[00:54:33] lamb off one skewer and then the piece of beef on both hands on your mouth
[00:54:36] and jamming your mouth at the same time that makes the best point that's that's
[00:54:40] the most salient point but you know how about this i rest my case no no no i
[00:54:43] would have in my mouth at the same time would you sure you chop them up that's
[00:54:48] anarchy stuff that's anarchy you're lying that's crazy
[00:54:53] shop but you fucking dip one thing that's insane
[00:54:55] shall i remind the witness that he is under broth
[00:55:00] he is sitting in the tub of broth that is one a based that's one experience
[00:55:04] don't tell him that's a good point that's not a good point i made that my ice cream
[00:55:08] point is a good point i'm jack we point is a good fucking point
[00:55:16] you're basing the witness sir he's not involved at all
[00:55:20] no the fuck is this asshole the fucking i'm the girl
[00:55:22] oh i'm the lady a friend of the court i love that that's like one of the words
[00:55:27] that's friend of the court yeah this is uh this is a friend of ours is a
[00:55:32] guy we know yeah i like if it pleases the court i do
[00:55:36] like that yeah you feel feel like a little sub
[00:55:40] slut if it pleases you're you're honored that
[00:55:43] you're honored if it pleases the court i'll suck you under your row
[00:55:49] you're honored you're honored i watched that uh steve mckween thing i was
[00:55:52] talking about mhm the the director of steve mckween
[00:55:56] and they that that one of the one of the episodes is a courtroom drama
[00:56:00] and it's i you i just forget every time but they still wear the wigs there
[00:56:04] oh in england in england it's it's so stupid judges in general look fucking
[00:56:09] stupid yeah i mean you put on a judge wear a suit
[00:56:11] where you wear a dress yeah they put it on a dress they weren't suits it's like
[00:56:14] in america we decided regular dress no ladies no old ladies
[00:56:18] in some ways they made that makes more sense in the little fucking bitch ass
[00:56:22] robe i mean we're if you're gonna wear a costume where a
[00:56:25] fucking costume i guess yeah i guess go full judge
[00:56:28] go full judge yeah it's very good you guys should see i'll watch it it's about
[00:56:33] the what we talking about amylie and paris i love
[00:56:38] those judges your brown we're not you actually love what happened i
[00:56:41] watched little chinese judge that was in here earlier i watched
[00:56:45] joe i watched both seasons while i had the novel coronavirus
[00:56:49] with my girlfriend we both had it so interesting so don't put skittles in
[00:56:53] miamanines that's anarchy that would be crazy of course
[00:56:59] that would be insane anyway but it would be cool if steve harvey is a judge
[00:57:04] show now i did that he got a lot of them i am so mad for not
[00:57:08] coming up it had to yeah it's it makes too much sense it's one of those things
[00:57:12] which i quit the fuck why didn't they it's not well it's not real
[00:57:15] court i mean the things he's deciding on is like did he cheat
[00:57:19] mmm that's awesome if trump was still the president he would let him be a real
[00:57:22] judge then he'd have my support yeah if trump promises
[00:57:28] steve harvey a judge a federal judgeship yeah the supreme court should be steve
[00:57:32] harvey greg barrent um oh yeah it's just not that into you
[00:57:37] yeah joy bey har uh huh the council of elter yeah
[00:57:43] uh orange fish burn okay montana fish burn
[00:57:48] yeah the porn star daughter yeah which montana up to i don't know looking
[00:57:52] exactly like her dad in the face but i did jack off to her high school
[00:57:56] in the body she looks like a lady but her body is sick but she does look
[00:58:00] like a little too much she does look a little too much like a little
[00:58:03] it's a little bit disconcerted but i did beat it did you ever beat off to montana
[00:58:07] i don't know if i took completion but i definitely watched it
[00:58:10] you just jacked off a little bit i gotta say stop i've recently been
[00:58:14] pausing movie silica titties a lot i have i was kind of sober from that for a
[00:58:19] while that's awesome i've been like have you ever done that
[00:58:22] that stops whole thing if you watch the movie and like
[00:58:25] but there's like a nude scene or pause it no he means like you see an action i
[00:58:29] know but have you done that sure i'm sure yeah you've done that somewhat recently
[00:58:33] or in your life yeah i think so why have you ever
[00:58:38] would you say that that there's ever progressed or perhaps or perhaps
[00:58:41] perhaps masturbating to um i guess if the movie's not that good
[00:58:46] if the it's a titch to how good are the titch and how good is the movie okay
[00:58:50] all right that's just i'm related to that you watch movies often
[00:58:54] where are you going with this just you know actually i watch movies from time
[00:58:58] to time just answer you watch movies time yes
[00:59:00] and i can you walk us through like uh let's say it's the movie watching guy
[00:59:05] you're on you're on the couch sure watching the television presumably
[00:59:10] couch my bed whatever what are you dressed how are you dressed like her
[00:59:13] oh my god i don't fucking know like relax you make it it you're wearing his home
[00:59:17] clothes you make it like a discreet event to to watch a movie correct
[00:59:21] i i uh i couldn't tell you man i don't i don't i would i would i say
[00:59:27] i'm just whatever i'm wearing i'm wearing there's no there's no outfit
[00:59:31] there's no movie watching outfit okay okay but watching the movie you sit down
[00:59:35] on the couch you put the movie on well sure right
[00:59:37] do you have a snack per se popcorn it depends maybe some chocolates
[00:59:45] very rarely will i have chocolates as a movie watching snack very rarely yes
[00:59:49] and how would you describe what it so it not it doesn't happen tip i would say
[00:59:53] popcorn sure let's say popcorn yet chocolate covered pop
[00:59:56] no i don't need chocolate covered popcorn how you go to the movies
[01:00:00] graph yeah and do you get popcorn at the movies yeah i get
[01:00:03] popcorn have you ever gotten anything else at the movies
[01:00:07] maybe i've smuggled in uh what do i get maybe i'll smuggle in a rieses pieces
[01:00:13] and we've talked rieses pieces okay let the records say rieses pieces
[01:00:18] can we can you tell us what is a rieses piece it's uh chocolates and peanut
[01:00:23] butter with a candy coated shell it's chocolate sure at the movies sometimes
[01:00:27] i've got the movie so while watching movies you've eaten rieses pieces at
[01:00:30] the movies yes at at a specific uh building that i've got purchased a ticket
[01:00:37] at i've had rieses pieces and have you ever had sex in a movie theater i have
[01:00:46] i have but you've heard of people do it and that's something that you like the
[01:00:50] question and that's you've heard of people doing this
[01:00:53] i have heard and as this made as the thought crossed your mind damn i'd
[01:00:57] like to do that i think i'd like to get ahead in a
[01:01:00] movie theater the popcorn trick sure the the rieses pieces trick well i
[01:01:05] would i would not put well hold on now let the record show that the the
[01:01:10] witnesses admitted to a rape fantasy where he would
[01:01:14] trick a woman into no so what i'm referring to i'm going to avoid now i'm
[01:01:19] imagining uh you putting your penis through a hole in a popcorn
[01:01:23] and then the woman putting her head into a popcorn
[01:01:26] that's what i'm into that's what i'm imagining into a bucket of
[01:01:29] pops that's supposed to work because once the popcorn no use your entire
[01:01:35] no you gotta use your head you gotta use your whole head
[01:01:38] right look i see where you're getting at counselor
[01:01:40] it's more of a headshot move getting head in a movie theater is a different
[01:01:44] experience we're gonna break for ries yeah we're gonna break it we'll we'll
[01:01:48] start the second half of this argument at the beginning of last of yes
[01:01:52] coming up on a one-day show we'll take a 15 minute rieses on candy caught next