Cum Town | Premium | 02/07/2022
[00:00:03] They don't have to do something as simple as
[00:00:09] Well look who it is back from taking a shit.
[00:00:14] What's it gonna smell like Adam's gonna be bad in there?
[00:00:20] He said healthy, fine, but he's lying, folks.
[00:00:24] What did you have for breakfast? Have you had breakfast yet?
[00:00:35] So I said, you know what Adam, you've been a good boy.
[00:00:48] I'm gonna not only get McDonald's, but have it delivered.
[00:01:06] Remember the little salt and pepper packets?
[00:01:09] So you take the hash brown out of the bag,
[00:01:11] empty those in there, put the hash brown back in.
[00:01:34] Every time you have a McDonald's breakfast, you feel like you've been a good boy and
[00:01:39] But that's why it's gotta be an egg McMuffin.
[00:01:41] Because this sausage in the fucking, especially the biscuit, where's this chick fillet?
[00:01:45] The egg McMuffins are classic sandwich and not only that.
[00:01:48] I started on a sausage McMuffin was my order.
[00:02:00] I'm trad when it comes to my McDonald's breakfast.
[00:02:04] You're a return-f-ing guy when it comes to McDonald's breakfast.
[00:02:09] Those fucking retards that use return with a V.
[00:02:15] It's like guys that don't get pussy, but talk about how they want to get married.
[00:02:23] They're saying they're saving themselves from marriage or some shit like that.
[00:02:28] Anyway, but when it comes to McDonald's breakfast, I'm a conservative.
[00:02:35] You should've brought McMuffins for everybody.
[00:02:39] I ordered a delivery and I scored for you.
[00:02:46] Next time we get together at 10, we could all order McDonald's.
[00:02:48] If you're going to come to my house and...
[00:02:51] I like how we started having breakfast after this first episode.
[00:03:01] So there's McDonald's shit in that toilet bowl right now.
[00:03:06] No, it would be too fast to have digested it.
[00:03:12] You're the reason there's no public restrooms in New York.
[00:03:24] There's too many Jews per capita to have public restrooms.
[00:03:29] I don't want to buy anything, but can I be in the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes?
[00:03:33] You have no idea how many times I pull back.
[00:03:40] You know, whenever I shit somewhere, I buy something out of principle.
[00:03:44] Because I feel like they did me a real solid.
[00:03:47] Kind of in fact, if they don't force me to, I do every time.
[00:03:53] I'm just trying to piss in your urinal.
[00:03:57] I'm not one of these guys that has a problem.
[00:04:00] I've just never needed to run in somewhere and do it.
[00:04:03] If I go to a restaurant, pal, no question.
[00:04:08] You're going to shit at the restaurant.
[00:04:10] Yeah, they're going to sit there wondering when I'm going to pay the bill.
[00:04:14] You're going to make them sweat it out.
[00:04:16] You're going to leave a confused woman at the table.
[00:04:19] In college, going to the Chinese buffet with Elders, we would absolutely shit in the middle
[00:04:23] to kind of regroup for your third plate.
[00:04:32] I miss going to Chinese buffet in Austin.
[00:04:36] Chinese buffet, just me Elders and a bunch of those.
[00:04:43] I think I've told the story a billion times.
[00:04:46] They had a morning sign on the Wasabi for all the Mexicans.
[00:04:50] Yeah, because they thought it was going to be.
[00:05:16] The places that are like three stories.
[00:05:22] I'm talking the grimy Baltimore College Park scene.
[00:05:27] I'm thinking of places that it's like an atrium.
[00:05:32] There's a whole like, it's basically like a casino.
[00:05:37] There was one of those in Catonsville that I would go to in college as well.
[00:05:41] Where I grew up, best buffet in East Point on Merit Boulevard over there in Essex across
[00:05:57] That was a place where it was the age thing.
[00:05:59] It's like if you're eight or whatever, you get, you have like a child's thing.
[00:06:03] And I was eight, but I was fat as shit.
[00:06:04] And they were like, they would not let me wait.
[00:06:15] I have no qualms against that because I it's discrimination.
[00:06:19] But I got my adults' money's worth whatever age I was.
[00:06:23] It was like 12 and under and I was like 11 and a half, but I was fat as shit and stuff
[00:06:28] Did you ever get good grades so you go to local businesses and get free food?
[00:06:33] I remember Krispy Kreme used to give you a donut for every A. I think.
[00:06:38] Krispy Kreme just gives out donuts for free, don't they?
[00:06:51] That was the best feeling in the entire world.
[00:06:52] Driving past the Krispy Kreme and seeing the light on.
[00:06:55] That means that they're coming out, but then also you can just get a free donut.
[00:07:04] Although Krispy Kreme is like, who gives a fuck about Krispy Kreme?
[00:07:08] When I used to go to Big Hunt, because the.
[00:07:12] It was a Krispy Kreme and I'd always check.
[00:07:16] I think that was a satellite Krispy Kreme.
[00:07:26] I spent so much of my fucking 20s on DuPont Circle doing comedy.
[00:07:45] I might see if I can make another couple million dollars to see, to figure out how to rent
[00:07:51] the place next door to Joey Rose's and open up Nikki Rose's.
[00:07:57] And just the exact same sandwiches, a dollar cheap.
[00:08:14] Just kind of holding the wall and let rats go through.
[00:08:22] You should kind of hold the wall and just keep putting your penis through it.
[00:08:24] And then be like, but on that, have you been to his bar?
[00:08:31] And then there's a wall with like movie posters and stuff.
[00:08:34] And that's where you put the dick hole.
[00:08:42] Just a woman checking, sitting at the bar, someone touching my hair.
[00:08:46] And it's like Roger Rabbit's eyes when he's in the safe room.
[00:08:53] He's just knocking over the, knocking over a beer bottle.
[00:09:13] You don't even know what the best breakfast sandwich at McDonald's is.
[00:09:16] That's something any retarded person in America can tell you.
[00:09:21] You know, they got Steve Harvey has got a judge show now.
[00:09:32] I mean, they've done probably 35 iterations of shows.
[00:09:41] If the, can we make a promise real quick to each other if the show ever falls apart and
[00:09:54] Listen, if our business relationship ever falls apart and we go into it.
[00:10:02] That would be funny to settle it on Steve Harvey's.
[00:10:05] I have like nine different countersuits happening because somebody initiated a lawsuit.
[00:10:10] Everyone hires lawyers, but then no one shows up to court.
[00:10:13] And they just have to dismiss everything.
[00:10:16] All I'm saying is we make your busy, you're busy setting up Nikki Rose's.
[00:10:24] And then, but the most important thing is you do a retarded version of jeopardy.
[00:10:32] You know, that would be awesome because like like Howard Stern, we were watching Beagle
[00:10:38] What was the cold battle of the mines or something?
[00:10:40] It did politically incorrect with a retard.
[00:10:49] It's three retards and a member of the blue bus.
[00:10:50] It's like, you know, it's like, you know, he's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, known for her fucking
[00:11:02] This Russian queen was famously killed.
[00:11:13] And then one of the guys buzzed this and he's like, what?
[00:11:25] Um, the, the funny thing about jeopardy right now is there's a, there's a woman.
[00:11:27] She's trans and she's on some crazy like wind streak.
[00:11:45] I don't think it's fair to let these trans women compete against regular women.
[00:11:51] No, somebody was making that argument and they're, they're doing the same like turf
[00:11:56] argument, but basically be as smart as a man.
[00:12:01] And it's like they don't even have the like, but it's awesome.
[00:12:14] We're talking with Starla gold farm from Cleveland, Ohio.
[00:12:27] Mike Winfield, a computer programmer from Oakland, California.
[00:12:33] You have a cat, you have an Instagram account for your cat.
[00:12:38] And I've also been thinking about my getting my penis.
[00:12:52] I'll miss dude. RIP Alex roasting those fucking nerds.
[00:13:07] This word is used for rambunctious African American audience members.
[00:13:14] 50 years ago, they would have been upside down with the fork in their ass.
[00:13:55] Oh, and his dick and his dick two times.
[00:14:03] And by when I mean he, I meant Nick, not the five year old boys.
[00:14:11] That's what I like to call the perfect 10.
[00:14:14] Yeah, you got to have just to get you on record here.
[00:14:22] You have times the number of strokes before you bust and get your dick size.
[00:14:30] So when I say my dick is six and a half inches.
[00:14:49] So anyway, I got lunch yesterday with Stephen and then he wanted to go to the bar.
[00:14:59] I honestly would recommend it to anyone.
[00:15:09] You're going all over your face by stroking your cock and letting it ooh.
[00:15:15] Anyway, we go to the bar at like 2pm bar and I have not been in that situation many times in my life.
[00:15:32] Well, it's like chlorine and shit because they're still fucking cleaning everything.
[00:15:35] When Stephen gets there, he's like, yeah, you know, like some friends of ours.
[00:15:43] They'd be out all night and then just come to go to that bar at 8am.
[00:15:49] And then he asked the bartender, he's like, yeah, tell me buddy, like what time do you guys open up?
[00:15:55] And he's like, I thought you guys used to open it at 8pm.
[00:15:57] He's like, everyone that used to open at 8 is dead now.
[00:16:00] So anyway, it's like, it's like me, Stephen, then it's like this fucking guy having the loudest conversation on his cell phone.
[00:16:10] It's like one of those, like it's all WFAN calling guys.
[00:16:14] You know, it's all guys that are like mad about the Jets.
[00:16:19] We're in the East Village, this international bar.
[00:16:22] And it's just a bunch of those guys in the East Village at 2pm.
[00:16:25] Which is like, I wouldn't have guessed that, but it's like these guys have, you know, been there for 30 years.
[00:16:29] You know, like they're just, it's their life.
[00:16:32] They go, one guy was on his iPad, you know, just reading Facebook.
[00:16:36] And then, you know, the guy, the other...
[00:16:38] Yeah, I guess they probably have little apartments, they hang out.
[00:16:42] Yeah, they go, they go, they have like a beer and then they like, that's what they do in the middle of the day.
[00:16:50] And so anyway, like, the conversation just becomes me, Stephen, the three other patrons in the bartender.
[00:16:56] The bartender's just like the fattest, ugliest slob in the entire world.
[00:17:02] And he's like, yeah, you know, actually, he's like, yeah, I gotta work tonight also, because of the coronavirus.
[00:17:12] He's like, not a problem for me, you know.
[00:17:15] And I don't know how we get involved in the conversation amongst everyone, but I'm so happy we did.
[00:17:22] And it goes from Pat Tillman to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to United Flight 93.
[00:17:38] Well, they were like, that's how we got into the convo, because they were talking, they were like, yeah, you know, this kid out of Arizona Cardinals.
[00:17:46] You know, he quit to be a green beret after 9-11, middle of his career.
[00:17:52] And then I think I said, like, yeah, he was killed by the friendly fire.
[00:17:59] They're like, yeah, that's not so good, is it?
[00:18:04] So, um, so the subject of AOC comes up.
[00:18:08] And what's clear is that the two main guys, the guy on the iPad is 22 years in the force retired sergeant in Jamaica, Queens, which is precinct.
[00:18:23] So that's like a, so they kind of, they do represent different sides of the political spectrum.
[00:18:29] So the Union Plumber guy is like, yeah, you know, like, you know, I'm in a union.
[00:18:36] So the subject of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez comes up.
[00:18:41] And the fat slob bartenders like, oh my God, don't get me started on that fucking bitch.
[00:18:47] So, uh, so, so, so the, the union, the plumber guy, the liberal, the lib, the lib, he said, he's like, you know what guys?
[00:18:58] He's like, if you, whether, whether you like her or you don't like her, there's one thing you got to admit about her.
[00:19:06] And that's, that she is still a piece of ass.
[00:19:09] And then the fat slob bartenders like, he's like, he's like, no way, bro.
[00:19:16] No way, I'd fuck her like, he's seen her fucking horse mouth.
[00:19:20] And she's got those teeth are disgusting.
[00:19:22] And it's like, what are you talking about?
[00:19:24] You're one of the ugliest people in the world.
[00:19:26] There is like, the most hideous person I've ever seen.
[00:19:30] You're drunk in the middle of the day at work.
[00:19:35] So Stevens like starts trying to like, egg them on.
[00:19:39] And so he's like, he's like, yeah, I don't know if you guys saw this guys, but AOC, she goes over to Florida with her boyfriend.
[00:19:46] She's not wearing a mask and she gets the coronavirus.
[00:19:58] And then I look in the news the other day, she's hugging a black guy.
[00:20:23] Dude, it was, I was like, let's just say good afternoon.
[00:20:26] These guys are the best guys I've ever met in my entire life.
[00:20:30] And then, and then the, so then the union plumbers like, oh, and then the cops like the, the,
[00:20:36] anyway, the plumbers like, yeah, you, you know, like she was a bartender in New York City.
[00:20:40] She worked, you know, she worked, you know, she's not like a lot of these other people.
[00:20:45] And the cop, the cop is like, um, he's like, I have it on good authority.
[00:20:49] First of all, she did not tip the bar backs.
[00:20:51] Second of all, she was a terrible bartender.
[00:21:02] One of the worst bartenders he's ever, he's ever encountered.
[00:21:06] Anyway, so the plumber gets up and he's like, guys, I got to go.
[00:21:13] They're like, why are you going to a gay club?
[00:21:14] He's like, no, no, you know, I do work over there.
[00:21:17] He's like, I've been working over there 15 years.
[00:21:21] And he's like, yeah, you know, they, they're good guys.
[00:21:23] He's like, uh, they're always having problems in the bathrooms.
[00:21:28] I had to go over the bathroom the other day, a couple of months back.
[00:21:39] They have a ladies bathroom in the gay club, which, and they, they're always tearing the
[00:21:47] And I'm like, what is, what is going on?
[00:21:48] Like, why, why are women tearing the sink out of the wall in this bathroom?
[00:21:54] And, and he's like, yeah, and I told her owner this and then she's like, no, you know, you
[00:22:01] think they're, they're broads over here at one a.m.
[00:22:06] And they're going down there to have sex.
[00:22:19] And I'm figuring one of these guys, he has to have his hands on the, on the, on the, the
[00:22:23] sink while the other guys fucking him up the ass.
[00:22:27] And he liked the guy that's fucking him up the ass.
[00:22:33] And it's like, that's completely unnecessary for fix it.
[00:22:41] They probably go down there to have sex.
[00:22:45] Anyway, but he's like, let me share real fast.
[00:22:52] This used to be the main thing and in the ass is taken over.
[00:22:57] I'm going to start getting fucked up the ass back in the mix.
[00:23:02] Anyway, last thing they said before he goes is he's like, he's like, uh, he's like,
[00:23:06] anyway, you're the good guys over the gay club.
[00:23:08] I've been working there like 12 years, you know, and I got to say like, it's probably
[00:23:11] only happened twice in 12 years where you know, I'm over there.
[00:23:14] I'm doing work and, uh, you know, someone's like, cannot buy you a drink.
[00:23:18] You know, it's only happened a couple of times.
[00:23:32] No, no, no, he's, he's not fat, but he's like, but that's her thing is like, you know,
[00:23:36] it's funny for him to be like, you know, they're trying to fucking, they're trying to get
[00:23:49] He's laying the, he's laying the trap for those gay guys.
[00:23:51] But he's like, anyway, you know, a couple of fellas over the years, they've asked me,
[00:23:57] I just show them, you know, that I'm, I'm here to work.
[00:24:00] And the bartender's like, you show them your tools.
[00:24:09] You know, I, I go in there and they say like, can I buy you a drink?
[00:24:13] I just turn them around and show my ass back so they know I'm there to work.
[00:24:19] I pull out my asshole and they see it's never been penetrated.
[00:24:23] Imagine this guy, a little leather cap on mustache.
[00:24:38] So he goes there while it's a gay, well, it's a function in gay bar.
[00:24:40] He doesn't go during non operating hours.
[00:24:43] I mean, he was like having up here before he had to go over there.
[00:24:47] Cause trans got to be fast to top two groups of people who love the bathroom, trans people
[00:24:55] You know, so they're part of the LGBT plumbers definitely.
[00:25:06] I bet you there's gay plumbers that have put a whole PVC pipe in their ass.
[00:25:18] And then he's just got like a, a false, like a, a little on the top.
[00:25:35] You got too many fucking spigots in this house.
[00:25:38] You got too many, the problem is I tell you, they get these, you got too many spigots in
[00:25:41] the bar and the fucking each other in there.
[00:25:44] You turn one and it fucks up the other one.
[00:25:48] So if you want my professional opinion, you got to get all these fucking spigots out of
[00:26:02] You spent that conservative dad that's like, you could date whoever you want.
[00:26:15] And then the dentist just brings over like some football player and he's like, yeah, yeah,
[00:26:20] Let me show you some stuff out in the garage.
[00:26:22] He's like, yeah, I'm going to show you my car or whatever.
[00:26:36] The dad comes back in his hair is all fucked up in the shirt.
[00:26:43] I can't believe he brought a fucking homo in that.
[00:26:51] Of course I'm going to sample the goods.
[00:26:53] And I'm telling you, I did this for your own good honey.
[00:27:02] This might be kind of hard for you to hear, sweetheart.
[00:27:09] There's a bunch of awards for plumbing.
[00:27:11] He's like, I spent 70 fucking years getting sprigged out of fucking bathrooms on the lower
[00:27:19] You're going to tell me, I don't know what a homo when I suck his fucking dick.
[00:27:25] I wonder if they have other problems in the bathroom.
[00:27:38] Do you think other asses have the balance?
[00:27:47] Because their assholes that why I see it.
[00:27:51] It's a visual bit, but it's pretty good.
[00:28:01] It's more of an emphasis on the asshole than the crack.
[00:28:09] I bet they, I mean, there's probably a bunch of baggies getting flushed because of all
[00:28:20] Stephen and I just have been texting each other like for 24 hours.
[00:28:26] I see her in the news hugging a black guy.
[00:28:30] Oh, as a police officer, you know, I heard a year's he probably.
[00:28:39] I mean, it's like tragic whenever anybody suffering from a disease, but it would be like
[00:28:46] literally perfect if for whatever reason COVID makes her clothes fall off.
[00:28:54] And then she or the doctors tell her like, look, the vaccines didn't work.
[00:28:58] You have to go on a sex having towards podcasters.
[00:29:07] Wait, wait, wait three months, you know, you want to talk to me about beta and science?
[00:29:13] I guarantee you the cure to the cure is going to be fucking podcasters.
[00:29:23] Just podcast, just but any other girls that have that.
[00:29:28] That disease, we'll just we'll do a rolling based admissions on that.
[00:29:42] I know this interview is related to testosterone, like autism.
[00:29:54] Yeah, girls that have it act kind of like us.
[00:30:00] I don't know that in my life I've had an autistic woman like play a major role.
[00:30:13] Rocco's pizza across the board is solid.
[00:30:16] It's a good, that's what I, you know, that's honestly, let me tell you one of the things
[00:30:20] I like a lot about this neighborhood is, you know, like, I mean, I guess I've gone to
[00:30:28] But perfect delivered pizza shows up is perfect.
[00:30:32] That extra fucking 10 minutes on the back of the e-bike absorbing seasons.
[00:30:38] Absorbing Chinese guys, you know, pheromones or whatever.
[00:30:46] But you guys got Chinese delivery guys here.
[00:30:48] We got everyone is a Latino and you got you want the Chinese.
[00:30:53] But if you want good pizza, you know, like sit down some, like I would never order delivery
[00:31:01] Thin crust, you can't get delivered as well.
[00:31:13] There's something to certain foods they need to sit.
[00:31:30] Dude, Jeff Boyardee, something like that.
[00:31:36] And they are it is by run by straight off the boat.
[00:31:39] But they got a fucking focaccia bread cheese steak.
[00:31:43] And you let that fuck you don't need it right away.
[00:31:46] You let the fucking juices seep into that focaccia.
[00:31:50] You know what I really did on the sandwich?
[00:31:55] And the water from the tomatoes mixes with the mayonnaise.
[00:32:01] Well, but then it soaks into the bread and you get a soggy ass.
[00:32:06] See that's why you need a fucking chibata bread.
[00:32:37] Oh, it's like a British guy trying to molest a kid.
[00:32:45] I think yeah, you have to get molested.
[00:32:47] If you go to boarding school, you get assigned like someone in the house of lords.
[00:32:53] They're like, we're studying the classic.
[00:32:59] I'm watching these torts in the house of commons.
[00:33:05] And I say, ain't nothing but a house of torts.
[00:33:17] The house of lords, it's literally just been passed down since like fucking kings and queens
[00:33:25] All these motherfuckers are just like land-doning like that.
[00:33:29] There's no, but the commons you get elected.
[00:33:34] That's fucking wild that they let these fucking lord cocksuckers have a say in government.
[00:33:43] It's here where it's like we supposedly have a, you know, congress that's elected by the
[00:33:50] people but then right then it's all just it's not even fan.
[00:33:54] I wish it was a guy in own land and not like a guy 10 years ago that made a website for
[00:34:02] A lady that went off on Facebook live like having a tantrum and then you imagine how
[00:34:07] 1997 that motherfucker be selling books out of his garage.
[00:34:14] And the bitches he's a listen, you got that much money.
[00:34:19] She's mid, mid, less than mid, factoring for the amount of money that guy has.
[00:34:25] Like I'd be, I'd be, if I fucked that lady, I'd be like, oh, nice.
[00:34:28] But I wouldn't even be, I wouldn't even be like texting my boys about a first thing.
[00:34:31] If I had that kind of money, I would bring it up later.
[00:34:38] Because you think about it, it's like Amazon is a stupid fucking name.
[00:34:47] It's like none of it like there's no, but at least the website, why it should have been.
[00:34:57] I'm not saying one's better than the other.
[00:35:00] Elon Musk's value is that he's a guy that says stuff.
[00:35:05] He goes on the news and he says, how does he have more money than base?
[00:35:08] He makes sense that Bezos has that money.
[00:35:12] In the future, he has like a weird, like accent you can't place.
[00:35:17] And then he has a lot of money, which for a lot of people, they're like, don't let's
[00:35:22] And then he goes, you know, he's like, in the future, the computers and people will be
[00:35:28] Dude, I love how big ideas are fucking tunnel.
[00:35:34] If you see that video, that there's still traffic in the tunnel.
[00:35:43] All these cars explode half the fucking time.
[00:35:45] I saw like some shit trending on Twitter the other day.
[00:35:48] It's like Elon Musk says we're living in a simulation.
[00:35:53] What he is 17 and you just smoked weed for the first time?
[00:36:00] It's funny that Bezos is literally better.
[00:36:02] I mean, Bezos is even, at least he's getting...
[00:36:05] If you had to pick between get a stupid haircut and get jacked...
[00:36:15] Plugs are kept for cowards until I get them in 10 years.
[00:36:18] You should shave your head and pin your skin blue and be Dr. Queens.
[00:36:21] Oh, I thought you were gonna do Avatar.
[00:36:24] Yeah, you should get a tail and then pin your...
[00:36:32] For Halloween, it's too much Chinese buffet and it exploded.
[00:36:35] And then reassembled his particles out of the garbage.
[00:36:48] I have seen Bezos, at least he's on that boat.
[00:36:51] I would fuck the women on that boat, I guess.
[00:36:57] The thing that people forget about him is that he's a Miami guy.
[00:37:06] He should be fucking hot at her cheeks then.
[00:37:14] She looks like the plastic surgery version of the lady who broke up with him and started
[00:37:17] fucking a teacher who, by the way, that's who I want to hang out with.
[00:37:23] I'm trying to get sucked off by Mackenzie.
[00:37:27] And get a little piece of that fucking...
[00:37:43] She's throwing pussy around the school.
[00:37:46] The best case scenario, every teacher should get to fuck a billionaire's ex-wife and get...
[00:37:51] That's how we're going to get them paid.
[00:37:53] They're going to get fucking half of Bezos's fortune.
[00:38:32] That's the size specifically for a gay man.
[00:38:38] Yeah, but I was thinking fuck you before you said it.
[00:39:04] I'm gonna fuck your ass like it's garbage.
[00:39:08] You know, I'll get up that trash bag and fuck it.
[00:39:19] Calling him a piece of ass first, you did one.
[00:39:24] But you hung in there longer than I thought you were going to die.
[00:39:31] You're not stupid enough in the right way to have a battle like that.
[00:39:46] You're stupid and then when you try to pretend to be a stupid guy, you're too stupid to even
[00:39:56] They're like, this guy doesn't really think you're stupid even though he's dumber than
[00:40:01] I'm constantly getting my ass kicked by mentally challenged people.
[00:40:11] That's a great episode of South Barbara.
[00:40:13] Jeff Farmer is too fat to win a special Olympics.
[00:40:26] Kind of like motherfuckers named Jeff that are G offs.
[00:40:35] You never hit you'd have a friend named Jeff and each other name and you're like, what?
[00:40:40] Sean, that happened to me with the scene.
[00:40:49] I remember I was like, who the fuck is this?
[00:40:52] Why is this mother fucker's name on the Christmas card?
[00:41:00] I don't know why, but it feels correct.
[00:41:26] It's a completely different classification of P.
[00:41:31] I'm coming on this podcast every week being Jewish.
[00:41:39] I want to see you going back and kissing that damn Blarney Stone.
[00:41:43] They should make a Blarney Stone shape like tits.
[00:41:52] No one in Ireland listens to this show.
[00:41:58] Even if they do, I don't get British and the Australians.
[00:42:05] And for some reason, I like a lot of people in Norway.
[00:42:20] If I had to pick between Norwegians and Swedes, I'd go to Norway every time.
[00:42:23] Oh, I don't know the difference at all.
[00:42:29] But barely, you know, they're not like French people.
[00:42:36] It's crazy when you watch a movie that's in those languages.
[00:42:41] It kind of makes sense that when they learn English, they don't really have much of an accent.
[00:42:52] Flurf and blurge and nerg and nerg and nerg and nerg and nerg and nerg and nerg and nerg.
[00:43:01] Danish people speak like perfect English and it sounds so...
[00:43:15] I went to France for two and a half weeks.
[00:43:31] I had a big eyes concert and I fucked Tia Carrera.
[00:43:36] I had a way to work from Tia Carrera in years is because I fucked her to death in 1994.
[00:43:43] She was here in Asia, Asia career together.
[00:43:45] I love when porn starts to do that, where they just kind of take a name, like some bitch
[00:43:51] This is like a, I don't know, Megan Aniston or some shit.
[00:44:02] No, seriously, they sort of look like that?
[00:44:04] Yeah, no, that's what Asia Carrera did.
[00:44:08] Or, Asia Carrera was in Mensa or something?
[00:44:16] It's like a test or something you take one...
[00:44:23] It also, no one's smart actually using that shit.
[00:44:25] It's the kind of guys that are smart in like that weird way that doesn't apply to...
[00:44:29] What I would imagine is it's for people that are very intelligent but are also not good at
[00:44:37] So it's like, well, at least I can have...
[00:44:39] I mean, at least I can have this membership card that proves that I'm smart because I
[00:44:50] That's honestly still one of my favorite Jeffery Epstein moves is just wearing.
[00:44:55] And the way they described it is, at a certain point, he started branding himself as a Harvard
[00:45:02] He's some dickhead that bought a sweatshirt.
[00:45:08] He got fired from being a teacher adult and because they found out I didn't go to college.
[00:45:12] And look, I don't approve of what he did.
[00:45:14] But if your career path is pedophile, pimp to the stars.
[00:45:20] He did as well as you probably could have.
[00:45:29] But I'm glad he got convicted by a jury of his peers.
[00:45:34] He killed himself way before the trial.
[00:45:39] And this is a weird thing that I don't necessarily consider it quote unquote memory hold.
[00:45:46] But like, Epstein killed himself and he's in jail.
[00:45:48] And eventually it'll be like, well, that was a conspiracy theory.
[00:45:54] People forget that he was in prison for two weeks.
[00:46:02] They used the exact same excuses the second time.
[00:46:04] You were supposed to be on suicide, watch.
[00:46:12] If they kill Gellain too, it's like respected.
[00:46:14] Well, they just gave her a booster shot.
[00:46:21] I just the other night I had this like vivid dream that I was fucking gay laying back.
[00:46:27] But like not like not a dream where it's like, you know, like, like fucking is sort of implied.
[00:46:33] Like just fucking just hitting it and switching to the mouth.
[00:46:39] Because most dreams you don't actually ever get there.
[00:46:42] I had to dream when I was eating this one.
[00:46:46] Just yeah, just bending like fucking head over the head.
[00:46:49] You're smelling head like you're dreaming the smells.
[00:46:51] Head of honor back head draped over the bed just railing this fucking throat until she
[00:47:03] Gellain is like a throwing up commissary food.
[00:47:21] She's exactly morally repugnant, but you don't fuck about me.
[00:47:30] I'm attracted to people who help finance.
[00:47:41] I had a dream recently that I was just eating the biggest ass, like a juicy nice ass from
[00:47:54] the back pussy lips and all that, just like exactly.
[00:48:01] You're like, well, I had sex with that.
[00:48:07] It's almost like the way like PG-13 movies have sex.
[00:48:10] This was like, I was just fucking, I woke up harder than I've been in my entire life.
[00:48:16] And I tried to like hit up a girl who had a similar.
[00:48:20] I woke up and I tried to hit her up and she obviously tried to match that ass.
[00:48:24] I tried to match an ass with what I thought.
[00:48:32] First cool search is Gilleen back in the day.
[00:48:35] Well, that picture where she's rubbing Jeffy's feet and her tits are out.
[00:48:42] There's another one of her like poolside with some other bits.
[00:48:50] If you've got a big fat ass, it was kind of muscular.
[00:48:58] Let's say I'm Bill Clinton, let anybody, like I'm some elite guy that they want influence
[00:49:05] You take me to that island and they're like, may I interest you in like a 12 year old?
[00:49:13] Then I would be, I would be, you know, it's like going to Dave and Buster's and you spend
[00:49:19] On the fucking, yeah, not having dinner, having drinks.
[00:49:22] The fucking time cries, you know, like the classics.
[00:49:26] The cloud, I don't need any of this fancy child rape stuff to please mow lock or whatever
[00:49:34] Just let me titty fuck that Hungarian heeb.
[00:49:37] I'll say the thing about Bill Clinton is he probably wasn't, he probably wasn't in that
[00:49:43] He probably was just in it for the love of raping children.
[00:49:55] That's like, you know, like I still can't tell.
[00:49:58] It's like, did I just start having like skits of phrenia when all that was going on and
[00:50:01] then everything that's happened since is.
[00:50:05] You know, because it's like the temple thing.
[00:50:09] And then they did have a mow lock statue on the island.
[00:50:12] But sometimes I think about that shit is like, they don't really believe it.
[00:50:18] Well, the Catholic church, a lot of those guys don't actually believe in God.
[00:50:32] Like it was like, like secret societies all have like the Ku Klux Klan robes and shit.
[00:50:39] I had him as a founding member of that.
[00:50:42] Sucker suck off guy coyotes or whatever we just said.
[00:50:52] Aren't they beating off on like crackers?
[00:50:54] We were talking about on the pot and someone once DM me and was like, I go to Yale and
[00:50:59] all those guys do is just like have like epic historical debates.
[00:51:06] It's like not as cool as they don't do any like they're like, I'm your, your, uh, Abraham
[00:51:12] Lincoln and I'm, uh, you know, Steven Douglas of like the, it's, yeah, they're like, it's
[00:51:21] But I thought at least I'm sure they, I'm sure there's some.
[00:51:23] Yeah, I'm sure there's about Michael Chog piss.
[00:51:46] I said my penis got cut off up out of my car.
[00:51:53] I got my, they cut off about a month ago.
[00:52:06] There was a trans guy, our lady on Jeopardy.
[00:52:12] Dude, the swimmer, the story about the NCAA.
[00:52:16] But that doesn't, that doesn't make any sense because the argument is that they have women's
[00:52:21] Yeah, they've always had a woman's brain.
[00:52:29] The trans folks, they have superior men's brains and air go.
[00:52:34] They should be an asterisk to this woman's run.
[00:52:39] I think that's probably what women do after the podcast is over.
[00:52:45] Start competing in women's sports and losing.
[00:52:53] In the prime of your life too, not even now.
[00:52:58] Your body was better than this when you were 20.
[00:53:17] You weren't strong, but you haven't gotten stronger.
[00:53:19] What could you have possibly done that made you stronger?
[00:53:27] Anything that would be described as strength either emotionally.
[00:53:30] You have no idea what I've gone through.
[00:53:32] I saw some gay fucking Eleanor Roosevelt tweet or chipper.
[00:53:44] You don't know her strength until she's in hot water.
[00:53:47] And it's like, that is the worst analogy I've ever heard.
[00:53:51] Oh, guys, next month, if you're in Boston or Chicago, come see me do stand up.
[00:54:03] I'm not used to being a businessman like you.
[00:54:07] I just, I'm doing it because we got a fucking run out the clock here, man.
[00:54:20] I put my hands inside my hand so that I pretend to be a puppet.
[00:54:26] I'm Elmo, but I'm fucking Elmo and I'm gay.
[00:54:35] I'll talk about Elmo having a feud with that rock.
[00:54:38] Elmo has a feud with somebody named Rocco, who's a rock.
[00:54:43] And some bitch named Zoe, who I guess is new.
[00:54:52] Well, in South Africa, they have a muppet that has AIDS.
[00:55:00] You know, he's a proud, mean band for misinformation.
[00:55:04] I just want the listeners at home to know that sometimes this is not a news program.
[00:55:19] Do you consider yourself a proud Afri-Connor?
[00:55:24] Do you think there were guys in the Afri-Connor's hand dutch?
[00:55:26] In Auschwitz, they just went around just going like, I told you so.
[00:55:41] I tried to tell you we should have left.
[00:55:45] Well, there are a lot of, for a fact, there are a lot of Jews that just expect the Holocaust
[00:55:53] I mean, like if my friend Phil, for instance, if Holocaust II started, if we were like in
[00:55:57] line for the train, he'd be like, I knew it.
[00:56:04] I've known this for a while, of course.
[00:56:08] Yeah, but also puts up zero resistance.
[00:56:12] Just like puts his hands out to be handcuffed to why Ellie walks into the train.
[00:56:16] I've described him in the past as he's like, he would have been the first guy to die in
[00:56:23] No, he would have been in line for the train.
[00:56:26] Just like you guys run over by Hitler like as if there's leaving the Hugo Boss factory
[00:56:31] with the first prototype of the uniforms.
[00:56:36] What would you do if they tried the Holocaust?
[00:56:38] What would be your first line of defense?
[00:56:41] I'd hide it here, but you would have to be a maid.
[00:56:50] Why the fuck would I put you in the attic?
[00:57:01] I'm like, no, it's a disgusting black lady.
[00:57:06] It's a disgusting African American lady.
[00:57:08] Well, they're also on the list, but pretty far down, I guess we'll let it slide.
[00:57:15] Because that's the other day people point out that they kill black people with the Holocaust.
[00:57:23] Can you imagine that being the black guy that's at Auschwitz?
[00:57:28] You know he's getting, you know, he's getting some Jewish girls.
[00:57:33] Do you think he's getting pussy at the Auschwitz?
[00:57:38] Is that a stereotype I don't know about?
[00:57:42] Are black guys the, a lot of Asian, Jewish female girls?
[00:57:48] Because definitely Jewish guy, Jewish guy, Asian woman, one of the classic.
[00:57:55] That is a damaging and cruel stereotype.
[00:57:59] And the people in this room have contributed to.
[00:58:03] Star Rose Hitler used to give speeches.
[00:58:09] They're stealing all of the Korean pussy.
[00:58:15] I just want to fuck one of those black pink girls one time.
[00:58:21] You know the band, the black oon to pink?
[00:58:26] Where's that documentary by the way so I can watch it?
[00:58:32] And the name of the band that's in reference to like the asshole in the pussy?
[00:58:49] You're going to, you're going to make some, do some damage and nothing.
[00:58:57] It's a long sheer drop into Lisa's asshole.
[00:59:13] Dude, they should name, there should be a kpop girl named Princess Diana.
[00:59:56] I'm not saying he's an important member, but he is part of the team.
[01:00:03] I'm not saying he's an important member.