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Cum Town | Premium | 02/22/2022

[00:00:00] to three. No, you moved as a stupid no, I did not. You just don't know where the thing is. No, that's not true. I'm plugging into three every episode. It's that's three. Yeah, I know one, two. I know I plugged it into three. I did not move it. So.
[00:00:16] Can you hear? No, I can't hear. Just plug it in three. You should be able to hear it, even if you're even if you did the wrong thing and you're blaming. What about now? Can you hear it? Yeah, no, now I can't hear anything. Interesting.
[00:00:34] Maybe the headphones don't work on gay ears. I don't think that that's possible. It's ah, it's too late. Come on. Turn it down. That was annoying for me. I can't imagine what it was like for you. Turn down a little bit more. Thank you.
[00:00:51] All right. What the hell is this one? Can you fuck me? I can hear that fine. So I don't know what you, not only did you plug it into the wrong one, you plugged it in weekly.
[00:01:03] I'm not accepting the allegation. Did you really add him for me? Yes. Did you actually put it in three or four and be honest? I'm dead ass. No, I put it in three. No, this is why would I just move it? I'm dead ass.
[00:01:19] To gaslight him. No, I would unplug it or something. I was busy doing the thing. I did not. You were looking over there. I didn't really see Nick Fiddle with him. I didn't touch it. He plugged it into the wrong one.
[00:01:28] I think as he plugged his in first before the other ones are plugged in. No, it's not true. He plugged it into the one closest to him. That's also false. Assuming that it was fucking... No, this is the second false allegation you've made towards me. I'm sure we can get to 10 by the end of the episode.
[00:01:42] You know, it's just, I don't understand why you have to lie. I'm not lying right now. I don't care. You just do this all the time.
[00:01:47] Don't make this into a, like, that I have a lying. It's like somebody, you do have a minor lying issue. Oh, yeah, I do. I have a hyperbole issue and a fiving issue.
[00:01:56] You do, man. Say I read the book Chaos. I have to say, it's weird. It's still really bad. It's still really bad.
[00:02:01] We're real quick. That's not hyperbole. That's a lie. I said fiving. He said he has hyperbole and fiving.
[00:02:09] If to be hyperbolic would be like, it's the best book I've ever read. Or to be hyperbolic for you would also be like, my dick is three inches. That would be complete hyperbole. Yeah. And of course, that would be an exaggeration.
[00:02:22] It's Valentine's Day folks. And now it is? No, no. Adam's Valentine's. We're doing that the second. It's the week of Valentine's. It was.
[00:02:32] I got to say, Adam's Valentine is himself. No, it's not. It's my girlfriend. Oh, I have a big surprise for her for Valentine's Day.
[00:02:40] Wait, it's the 13th or the 20th today.
[00:02:44] Well, today, the actual, it's February 14th is one valent. I think that's a Monday. Oh, we're recording it on Valentine's Day.
[00:02:52] We're recording it today. Yeah. We're at this. So it's when everyone comes out. This will come out on the 20th.
[00:02:58] Today is today is Valentine's Day. As you all know, yesterday they released the results of Bob Sag. It's autophagy.
[00:03:05] It was the booster. It was the booster 100%. How do you feel about joke of error? I guess a month ago.
[00:03:14] It's a long list of celebrities killed by the vaccine. Speedy White, Joe Rogan, Alex Trebek, James Gandolfina.
[00:03:25] Yeah, he had the beta. He was a beta test. It was crazy.
[00:03:31] Yep. Yeah, I actually have a good. This is going to protect me from the chick virus.
[00:03:35] Usually I'm not going to get the fuck alive. I'm not going to get the chick virus.
[00:03:39] A month, exactly one month ago, Nick. No fact joke, which was deported from Australia. How does that make you feel?
[00:03:46] It's detained. All detained. I'm going to fuck about Australia.
[00:03:51] No, I don't live in Australia. Let Australia take tennis.
[00:03:54] If any other country they could do whatever they want. If Australia wants to make everyone ride around and fucking kangaroo pouches, I say all four.
[00:04:04] I used to think that would be sick, but then I looked at it like so. There's a video where they show the inside. It's all like gooey.
[00:04:10] It's like being inside of a non-sexual pussy. The only reason I...
[00:04:13] Which sounds horrible. The only reason... Maybe it could be like a pussy.
[00:04:16] Here's the thing. They tell you what I don't want to fuck a kangaroo. I don't want my whole body in a pussy.
[00:04:20] No one in Australia was told that the reason their country is bad is because no one in Australia was told that the reason their country is bad is because they're trying to find this balance between civil liberties and not putting black people in jail or whatever.
[00:04:38] What do you mean?
[00:04:40] That's what the United States thing is. It's like, okay, it's a racist country. There's barely a social safety net.
[00:04:46] But you can convert your truck to blast smoke and protesters. That's the trade-off.
[00:04:56] And we're the sickest at sports and amusement.
[00:04:58] And now, and now...
[00:05:00] Well, not soccer.
[00:05:01] They're taken away...
[00:05:02] They're taking away...
[00:05:04] Like diabetes.
[00:05:05] You're not allowed to call a roll anymore.
[00:05:07] But also, on top of that, you can't bring a gun in the Starbucks.
[00:05:10] So it's like...
[00:05:11] You can, in most places, in a lot of places.
[00:05:13] They say they don't want your guns.
[00:05:15] Which way is it?
[00:05:17] By the way, the Starbucks say you can't have guns.
[00:05:19] I think Starbucks had a statement, like, posts some mass shooting where they said, we don't want your guns in here.
[00:05:25] Even in, like, Texas Starbucks?
[00:05:28] I think it was just them trying to make a...
[00:05:30] Score political point.
[00:05:32] A statement.
[00:05:33] A corporate.
[00:05:34] I don't know why Starbucks didn't do that. They should have just recognized the...
[00:05:39] A little Starbucks?
[00:05:40] Well, they should have recognized that, like, okay, conservatives, they like lattes now.
[00:05:44] Right.
[00:05:45] They spend a decade being like, that's gay.
[00:05:47] Yeah.
[00:05:48] But they realize it's kind of nice to have a little extra.
[00:05:50] Now they want a frappuccino.
[00:05:51] But the makeup for the fact that they're eating a frappuccino, they want to drive their lifted truck into the...
[00:05:56] Right.
[00:05:57] And open carry a rifle.
[00:05:58] Not even a...
[00:05:59] Not even hide a...
[00:06:00] Night vision goggles and two assault rifles.
[00:06:03] To order a coffee.
[00:06:05] Like, can I get your name?
[00:06:07] Well, what the fuck do you want my name?
[00:06:09] Right.
[00:06:10] Oh, do you think I want to go on a date with you?
[00:06:12] To the men's bathroom?
[00:06:13] I don't.
[00:06:14] No, it's for your order.
[00:06:16] Oh.
[00:06:17] In that case, it's... it's... it's... uh... Cobra Actual.
[00:06:20] Go for Cobra.
[00:06:23] Dude, Cobra's...
[00:06:25] Yeah.
[00:06:26] Yeah.
[00:06:27] Yeah.
[00:06:28] Cobra Actual.
[00:06:29] Is that a... were you still on the bed?
[00:06:30] Is that anybody?
[00:06:31] Or you just make that up?
[00:06:32] No, it's like a call sign.
[00:06:34] Oh.
[00:06:35] What's actual?
[00:06:36] I'm not sure I only know it for video games, but I think it's...
[00:06:39] It's like a tango or bravo.
[00:06:41] Well, it's like there's a group of people.
[00:06:43] Like, this is nine guys in a truck.
[00:06:45] Mm-hmm.
[00:06:46] And then they... the group is called, like...
[00:06:49] Cobra Boys?
[00:06:50] Called, like, a whole toucher.
[00:06:52] Okay.
[00:06:53] You know?
[00:06:54] But then there's one guy that's like...
[00:06:55] He's driving.
[00:06:56] There's one guy who's actually a whole toucher.
[00:06:58] I see.
[00:06:59] And then the rest of them are his squad.
[00:07:00] I see.
[00:07:01] Oh, like when the band is...
[00:07:02] When he says...
[00:07:03] When he says...
[00:07:04] So when he says,
[00:07:05] Whole toucher actual, he's like this.
[00:07:06] I'm the guy that's doing all the touching.
[00:07:08] The thumb, the guy.
[00:07:09] So, David Lee Roth would be Van Halen David?
[00:07:12] Yeah.
[00:07:13] Van Halen actual.
[00:07:14] No, no, no.
[00:07:15] Van Halen would be Van Halen.
[00:07:16] Van Halen would be Van Halen actually.
[00:07:18] Yeah.
[00:07:19] David Lee Roth would be Van Halen David.
[00:07:20] Yeah.
[00:07:21] It's funny that we say...
[00:07:23] That's awesome for...
[00:07:24] Is that...
[00:07:25] You see, like, a big Jewish hero?
[00:07:26] Papa John went to...
[00:07:27] David Lee Roth.
[00:07:28] Yeah.
[00:07:29] Because I just said his name and I just...
[00:07:30] He's number four.
[00:07:31] And I thought of like a little fat guy with, like, you know, curly hair and...
[00:07:34] Well, everyone knows from the Hanukah song that...
[00:07:36] Adam.
[00:07:37] Adam.
[00:07:38] How about David P. Roth?
[00:07:39] And he's like, who wants some soup?
[00:07:41] Yeah, he pees soup.
[00:07:43] I made soup.
[00:07:44] Would you have soup?
[00:07:46] If somebody pissed out the most delicious soup of all time.
[00:07:49] It depends how good.
[00:07:50] Yeah.
[00:07:51] If it's the best of all time, of course.
[00:07:52] Yeah, but it's just soup.
[00:07:53] I don't care if it's...
[00:07:54] No.
[00:07:55] If a guy...
[00:07:56] Sometimes when you hit a really good one...
[00:07:57] If a guy could shit a milk bar cake, maybe I'd eat that.
[00:08:01] Which kind of gets into the conversation about transubstantiation versus
[00:08:05] consubstantiation, if you think about it.
[00:08:07] Yeah, that's actually what I was thinking about.
[00:08:09] Is this actually Jesus' shit?
[00:08:11] We've all read chaos.
[00:08:13] We all know what they talk about.
[00:08:15] I am almost done with it.
[00:08:18] Don't Catholics actually think it is literally blood?
[00:08:21] The blood of Christ?
[00:08:23] Yeah.
[00:08:24] Look at how...
[00:08:25] Look at this guy.
[00:08:26] That guy's awesome.
[00:08:27] He's so fat, he's Chinese.
[00:08:28] That type of fucking fat white guy.
[00:08:31] This guy's fat too.
[00:08:32] He's fat too.
[00:08:33] He's awesome.
[00:08:34] We're watching a show right now.
[00:08:36] Nick just got cable.
[00:08:37] I got cable.
[00:08:38] I got cable.
[00:08:39] I got cable.
[00:08:40] I'm watching...
[00:08:41] There was a show called...
[00:08:42] He got it for Valentine's Day.
[00:08:43] For occasion justice was on for a while.
[00:08:46] Dude, that guy...
[00:08:47] There was no even hint of a chin.
[00:08:50] With this guy.
[00:08:51] With this one's called squad, PCOLIN PRISON POLICE.
[00:08:54] Yeah.
[00:08:55] It's a season one episode one.
[00:08:56] We're getting it from the very beginning.
[00:08:58] Dude, we're meeting the squad.
[00:09:01] That is an awesome kind of guy who's completely bald.
[00:09:04] Has a little goat.
[00:09:05] The only way you know where his chin should be is because of his goatee.
[00:09:08] The rest of it just goes down to his chest.
[00:09:10] And he's just one blob of...
[00:09:13] And before anyone says that's what I looked like when I was bald I did not.
[00:09:18] Although, you know what?
[00:09:19] I watch the video.
[00:09:20] I love the issue of this.
[00:09:21] Record, serial...
[00:09:22] Record the whole serial.
[00:09:23] I can get it.
[00:09:24] That's what...
[00:09:26] So awesome.
[00:09:27] What is the name of this channel?
[00:09:29] Crime investigation.
[00:09:30] Crime plus investigation.
[00:09:31] I don't know.
[00:09:32] I
[00:09:34] Love this. Oh, this is from 2010. Oh, so you got years. Yeah
[00:09:40] You got a fucking decades
[00:09:43] What's the chase world's dumbest motor heads? Okay?
[00:09:47] The chase actually I think world's those more heads would look really good silence. Can we watch the facts of life on?
[00:09:53] No, no, no, why is it on logo? That's not a gay show ovulation channel
[00:09:58] Mmm the ovation. Yeah, oh
[00:10:02] Roadhouse
[00:10:04] Roadhouse great flick. You're gonna fucking put something on or what do you fucking
[00:10:09] Menu do first of all I got the one with 800 channels. Okay. Nice. That's awesome. You of course you should
[00:10:17] Ridiculous this before you guys got here. I was just watching the me come car auction, which is uh
[00:10:22] They got a channel with that 24 hours a night
[00:10:24] I'm a fantastic movie you say show
[00:10:30] What did you say show?
[00:10:32] Show cuz he's never seen it. Who's in black knight Adam Martin Lawrence. Here we go kids. We got Martin Martin
[00:10:43] Now we're cooking with gas
[00:10:45] What is this character? I don't remember the gear ram other characters name. He still has the mustache
[00:10:51] Of course, we all know the best should nay nay dragonfly Jones should nay nay
[00:10:57] It's the best character should nay nay really damn mean as a kid
[00:11:01] Pam's got the dog the bounty hunter here. Yeah, she does have a fucking mullet. She's got the dog
[00:11:07] I honestly Pam did not deserve the slander Martin through upon. Oh, no way. She's the nastiest
[00:11:15] It's not like he was just being an asshole to Pam for no reason. She was a bitch to him sure
[00:11:20] But she's not that she's not ugly. I feel like she hits the man, you know
[00:11:25] Remember Gina's underwear her big ass. She is big underwear. That's right. That's right. You want to maybe put the sound on?
[00:11:30] No, we have to watch. Oh, yeah, we got to do our we have to do the show Adam
[00:11:34] You have professional fellow YouTube streamers are getting d platform left and right over doing over streaming
[00:11:40] Stuff so and so I'll be ready content so in solidarity. We're not gonna lean on copyrighty content. Is that happening? I?
[00:11:46] Don't know I saw something about it. Wow, that's fucking songs about to get the boot
[00:11:52] For well for a legally streaming
[00:11:54] DOS capital
[00:11:56] That's a book. Yeah, I know I don't know what he's dream. I've actually never what I've never watched a single stream in my life
[00:12:02] Yeah, I know
[00:12:04] Yeah, I don't get it. I'm too old. I don't know what it is. It's crazy
[00:12:08] They watch other YouTube's and they say what they think about those YouTube. That's a lot of it
[00:12:13] Dude my friend's younger brother. He came to like visit this fucking kid just threw twitch on and just was like doing stuff
[00:12:20] He just has it on they have it on like for hours at a time. They don't ever really even engage
[00:12:24] It's like it's background noise for little kids basically. Yeah. Yeah, but those guys become like fucking billionaires
[00:12:30] Dude his son makes fucking like a quarter million a month respect off that
[00:12:35] Damn, and then all he does is like I think that all you have to do
[00:12:39] I mean it sounds the handsome or whatever he's a cute kid for sure, but he's got he's got a bookshelf with like
[00:12:45] Pokemon on it. Yep. Yeah, that's all you need camera eat a cool book shelf
[00:12:49] Pokemon bookshelf in the back, you know, and then a racing seat
[00:12:53] And then you just know about the quit the podcast and become a twish and then you just get mad at you get mad
[00:12:58] You got to do it a lot. It's a lot of work
[00:13:00] You got to do it every day like every fucking day. Yeah, it sucks, and I would never do anything like for four hours in a row
[00:13:07] Yeah
[00:13:08] That's over. Yeah, those guys work really hard
[00:13:13] I respect them the yoman those guys are those guys are yoman streamers. Those guys are I can't imagine
[00:13:19] Really is terrible like I don't know how I could possibly go back to a job at this. Oh my god
[00:13:26] I don't know how and I there's not like you couldn't it's not like a grad school. Well
[00:13:30] I was looking the other day I
[00:13:37] Shouldn't have said that on the show
[00:13:41] No, I can go to her what dude
[00:13:45] Oh my god, my head hurts. I was laughing so hard as I
[00:13:50] Grad school creative writing you're gonna go. No
[00:13:52] Yeah, you know that's what it is. Oh, you know, that's literally what it is trying to get an Iowa
[00:13:59] Writer workshop trying to go to
[00:14:03] Run and get a right essays that would be all actually that I would support I got I got three thousand likes
[00:14:08] You're very good at your very good at likeness, which is the key
[00:14:12] I guess so if you're good at lightness likeness and perspective all the other shit you can like most other things I
[00:14:18] Tried it and then completely gave up way too early
[00:14:24] Why don't you get back? I mean I was mainly doing it so I didn't so I could ignore my family at the beginning of COVID
[00:14:29] When I was over there, you know, what's that too is drinking?
[00:14:33] Yeah, no, no, no, you can really pay a lot more attention than if you're loaded
[00:14:39] No, you gotta you gotta do the combo drinking plus garage. Yeah garage. Yeah. You need to be tinkering with something
[00:14:45] You need to be fucking up
[00:14:52] I'm taking apart I'm back together. I gotta focus on what I'm doing. I
[00:14:57] Got a I'm got a nice surprise for Valentine's day for my girlfriend. What'd you get her?
[00:15:02] I'm taking her out to a restaurant where she can eat sushi off of a naked hot guy. That's awesome
[00:15:08] That's what girls like they love that. Yeah, they love taking a little
[00:15:12] Once again, I'm purchasing a sex slave
[00:15:15] No, it's legal once again. How big was the guy's dick? Oh, I got an XXL because I got the I
[00:15:22] Got the full sashimi option. Oh, you need extra cock space for that's awesome. Yeah
[00:15:28] It'd be funny you get there and he's laying face down
[00:15:31] Oh
[00:15:39] Yeah, what if you just you have to suck out a whole life like a Sam I worry got
[00:15:44] Do you think that's what gay businessmen do? Yeah, they got her hot guy naked sushi. Oh, yeah
[00:15:51] 100 fuck that's cool
[00:15:54] Yeah, they get it they get it under their nuts. You got a lift guys nuts
[00:15:57] I feel like within 10 years. Okay. How about this all of Wall Street is just gonna be powerful
[00:16:01] Homosexual hold on let me before we take that. Yeah first bin
[00:16:06] Well, I asked the thing about soup being pissed. What if a guy lifts up his balls?
[00:16:13] You take a pea you live he lifts up his balls
[00:16:15] There's the most delicious piece of sushi you've ever had he puts his balls down. Mm-hmm. Put some up again another one
[00:16:28] So you got to touch his balls every time you want one piece you got to lift his balls every time
[00:16:31] But it's so good an SD card slot. That's awesome
[00:16:34] Yeah, and that's your good because I would any vaccine you want to give me I'll take if it goes into an SD card slot in
[00:16:42] Between my balls and my hand. Yeah, I always did that's it
[00:16:46] That's all I'm asking for you're a simple man
[00:16:49] Were we talking about how I thought a pussy should go there?
[00:16:52] Yeah, but then we decided yeah, we can you point it out
[00:16:55] You point it out it would hurt to get your nuts smashed when you get in your pussy fucked
[00:16:59] Yeah, and that's a great point. Mm-hmm
[00:17:01] And I just want to give you your flowers while you're still around for that
[00:17:05] It could have been a you could have been like a civil engineer or something about a Vin Manuel Dzell
[00:17:11] Mm-hmm. Vin Manuel Dzell. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Why not some that goes?
[00:17:16] They're both good singers. Wait, who's Dzell Vin Diesel?
[00:17:22] I'm actually a big fan of Vin Diesel
[00:17:26] Yeah
[00:17:28] the Dzell
[00:17:31] Vin Dz nuts Dzell hugly Dzell hugly that's awesome. Yeah, what about Vin Mike diesel?
[00:17:37] That's cool. I think I some guy I've never met that nicks described to me
[00:17:43] Yeah, I can't believe I never met him. It really breaks my heart. Yeah, I wish it sounded really fun. I
[00:17:49] Feel it just Virginia was always just a little too far for me
[00:17:54] As it was a young buck I stuck to College Park and the surrounding areas in Baltimore
[00:17:59] And I think I'm I may have met you for the first time in Virginia actually me at re-raw
[00:18:05] I think oh, I guess re-raw. Yeah. Yeah, I would go to re-raw but that was later on that was later on
[00:18:10] That's why we were mature. I know EJ's landing. Oh, yeah, dude
[00:18:14] The first place I didn't open Mike in my life
[00:18:17] The fucking seafood restaurant attached to a clarion in as any one route one
[00:18:22] Has anyone ever said you're on a seafood diet stuff?
[00:18:26] No, yeah, you see it and then you shut the fuck up. Oh, sorry. I'm not on that. He eats a lot of seafood
[00:18:32] Yeah, I'm not on that you see seafood. I see my yeah
[00:18:37] I see food and if I want some but I think yeah, whatever dude shut the fuck up
[00:18:43] I thought you would think it was funny. I don't think that kind of stuff is funny actually
[00:18:47] So take it back. Yeah, my friends said they were on a seafood diet and I said yeah, well, I'm on an end food diet
[00:18:54] What does that mean?
[00:18:57] Fried chicken no no no no
[00:18:59] We shouldn't have asked
[00:19:09] Tommy's Tommy's look right now t-shirt is is fucking tank top over a t-shirt
[00:19:15] Who the why the fuck would you like Jersey over t-shirt fine, but a plain tank top?
[00:19:20] Who the fuck thought of that cat costume?
[00:19:24] Fucking dumbasses. Yeah, what the hell is this Tommy?
[00:19:27] Halloween in Africa
[00:19:31] Why
[00:19:33] Would it be in Africa?
[00:19:36] Well cuz you know they have wild clothes there so the Halloween costume they'd be like they want to look like a guy
[00:19:42] Something plain. Yeah, well something the guy looks sort of just dumb in America. Just nobody
[00:19:47] Okay, nobody would be like what is this Halloween right?
[00:19:50] I don't know they'd be like Tommy just looks stupid. That's true. Okay. I got you. I followed that
[00:19:55] I could oh you could always tell which kids family didn't love them when it was Halloween and they came like dressed as a
[00:20:01] Soccer player, but they were just wearing yeah
[00:20:05] My family did that really happen. Oh, yeah, they stopped buying me
[00:20:09] At the store costumes and my cousin his mom was like good at sewing and he just she'd make no
[00:20:14] That's different she'd make him incredible stuff
[00:20:16] My I just wear like a blouse of my mom's and then my dad would draw like a beard on my face
[00:20:22] He's like your partner. You know that's something though. I'm talking about literally just one year
[00:20:26] I did wear my baseball uniform though. Yeah, that's that's when I was on the Braves. That's fucking pathetic. I remember being like
[00:20:34] 7 or 8 and they just forgot figuring out that you don't need to wear a car. You can just wear a hoodie and get the candy
[00:20:41] That's fucking bullshit. Dude. Is it bullshit? Yeah on your part? No, Nick has no magic in your life, dude
[00:20:48] No, I don't want magic. I just want the fucking candy. No, dude. That's a month. It's all part of the experience about playing pretend
[00:20:54] I have a fun imagination being a kid thinking about what you would like to be
[00:20:59] I fucking cry was the I was the pills very dope boy
[00:21:03] I got extra I was doing who's all night when you were he was a circle. I was a little my first costume member
[00:21:19] I was a little clown. I was cute as fuck da Vinci's perfect circle
[00:21:25] Let me think some fucking get out of sync Hercules. I was get down. I was Kevin Sorbo's Hercules
[00:21:32] That's pretty with the like muscle Kevin Kevin Sorbo like buff arms Kevin
[00:21:38] Sabara. Yeah, yeah, yeah with the chest. Oh, they got pecs and I was a power ranger a different year
[00:21:45] Just some real banger. My parents got me a store bought
[00:21:49] Causton for the last time in kindergarten when they got me Dick Tracy
[00:21:52] The last time was kindergarten and then they kept they were like just made it up
[00:21:55] Dick Tracy's cute. Did you like Dick Tracy and could you even know who Dick Tracy was? I think I saw the move
[00:22:01] I liked it. Yeah, I
[00:22:04] Actually agree. I love Dick Tracy when I was like
[00:22:08] kindergarten
[00:22:10] I didn't even understand the culture was before you moved to make I remember seeing Star Wars when I was in kindergarten
[00:22:15] And I'm like what the fuck is like I didn't even know the movie
[00:22:22] Well, it's kind of like I like I didn't have there's a guy
[00:22:25] I was like Empire Strikes Back because I remember like Luke Skywalker being in a tank
[00:22:29] Then that started in the cold planet. No, there was a return to the Jedi
[00:22:35] Maybe I don't know what the AT AT is yeah
[00:22:38] I remember tie fighters being in it being like what like what and I remember yeah
[00:22:43] there was a kid in kindergarten who was like
[00:22:46] Like made a tie fighter out of like Lego at least like building blocks and he's like like from Star Wars
[00:22:51] I'm like that fucking the teeth the same. It goes on. You know about that
[00:22:55] I
[00:22:58] Know told you about Star Wars. I'm like what yeah, I just I remember just being like confused by the concept of like a movie
[00:23:05] Jim I was telling me there's a kid in his kindergarten who was like in kindergarten
[00:23:08] But like just wore fucking grateful dead stuff every day
[00:23:14] Ready fucking burnt out from like tour
[00:23:17] That's a lot of mushrooms once and he told me that I was like I could not stop real quick
[00:23:22] How would you like to get jacked off by the lady?
[00:23:24] Sherman bear
[00:23:28] Yeah, it's true I guess how about getting jacked up by one of these fat weight watchers women
[00:23:37] Her gaining weight back getting wine drunk that bit hardly lost 30 pounds that bitch probably gave such good a top
[00:23:44] Yeah, they're starving. Oh my god 100% dude. I can't wait. I can't wait my 50s
[00:23:51] Mm-hmm after the divorce. I'm just fucking a bunch of fat weight watchers ladies
[00:23:56] You better get married soon if you line up for divorce. Yeah, it's has I can see you can do it
[00:24:01] You can do it for years quick brother. That's your you could do a real quick one now
[00:24:06] I mine won't mine won't be super like Billy Bob Thornton kind of Nicki Rourke
[00:24:10] No mine will be like a nice I meant the love of my life. I'm not one of those guys in six months
[00:24:15] You're married and beating each other
[00:24:17] You're both go to jail. That's way more of an atom move
[00:24:21] They're like we just or you actually we just couldn't make it work
[00:24:24] Yeah, no my move is getting beaten by I can see either one of you doing that
[00:24:28] I'm not one of those guys. I would have a nice marriage for like nine years then
[00:24:32] Ruited for no reason now. I'll probably be alone for the next five six years and then kill myself
[00:24:37] No, I don't know I'm six is decent you'll get it to 40 maybe
[00:24:42] Not quite they I don't think he just missed 40
[00:24:46] I'm saying it'll be you'll be running up on I just by the time you're 37. You're not gonna kill yourself
[00:24:52] Yeah, it's pathetic to kill you. I said that about I mean you can't kill yourself at 30
[00:24:56] But 30 well, you know what though you can't it 30 actually I take it back right around like 46 it gets
[00:25:04] You're allowed to be in the zone. Yeah, Boredang
[00:25:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I miss back until like 70 and then you can did you watch the documentary?
[00:25:14] I actually didn't it was pretty good
[00:25:15] I misremembered it but I remember because David Foster Wallace killed himself in the 40s
[00:25:20] Yeah, I remember reading I guess it's his wife found him so I'm confusing with somebody else but that
[00:25:28] Somebody somebody killed themselves and they I remember the line they were found by their longtime girlfriend
[00:25:33] Mmm, we just like
[00:25:36] That is just so funny
[00:25:38] To be like in your 40s and have a no to have some bitches. I can't be getting married. You're like I just I'm not sure about the commitment
[00:25:45] Yeah, they just then you kill yourself. Yeah, you literally commit suicide. Yeah
[00:25:52] Like that motherfucker. Yeah, right now. I gotta start all the way over you got you want to move in
[00:25:58] I don't know that seems to permanent to me
[00:26:02] It seems like a permanent solution to a temporary problem
[00:26:09] Yeah, that's gotta be a tough one for that though, you're gonna kill yourself. You're giving away all your stuff. Yeah
[00:26:18] Jurgles
[00:26:19] She's like find me a ring and you're like
[00:26:23] Feel trapped
[00:26:25] I feel like I can't breathe honestly if you know you'll kill yourself just letting the car run in the garage
[00:26:31] Yeah, I'm like Suffolk I'm being suffocated by you
[00:26:35] Would it be worse to if you knew you were gonna kill yourself
[00:26:38] Propose so at least she gets that one sick day where she thinks she's gonna be made. Oh, that's me. That's way worse
[00:26:45] That's a prank. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's a prank. No, I would say there's something nice about that moment in and of itself
[00:26:52] No, I don't think you should give it to her then take it away
[00:26:57] You should be like one of those fun YouTube videos ends up on yeah
[00:27:02] What's up guys, so I decided next week I'm gonna hang myself
[00:27:13] Who's the she thinks that we're fucking engaged
[00:27:15] Yeah, this is a hit the kig GoPro set up on the bookshelf
[00:27:22] It's like calling all of her friends
[00:27:26] Oh, yeah, he finally asked our wipe one week later in the GoPro and he's his face is already just black
[00:27:33] There's an extension cord
[00:27:36] Poorly nodded around his neck
[00:27:38] I was Raj door opening it kind of shifts his body a bit
[00:27:42] It's the router she gets out of the car
[00:27:48] I'm robbed here decked this is ridiculous
[00:27:59] Watching some damn videos on her net
[00:28:03] My man is still wearing at niece whatever DC he's he found it DC really yeah, he's mad rich
[00:28:10] That's how you got rich you found a DC. Yeah, I believe so maybe I'm making that up
[00:28:15] You see maybe you just sponsored by no, I think he created DC. What's the C?
[00:28:20] Deer co deer deck. I don't know what's the C
[00:28:25] It stands for daddy country daddy
[00:28:29] The shoe company was a dad entrepreneur and they were they were low top cowboy boots. Oh, that's nice
[00:28:36] Yeah, they were they were
[00:28:38] Open-toed cowboys damn he had a pin animates an animated series how stupid that would look like how boys
[00:28:46] Yeah, like a flip-flop toe
[00:28:49] And they're just completely open they're just open on the shop the rest of it looks like a cowboy boot
[00:28:54] But that's awesome the toes just the toe it goes it still goes all the way up as though as all the way up
[00:28:59] Wow, that would be so stupid with spurs. Yeah, that would be awesome
[00:29:02] Mm-hmm. Just wearing that in Texas wearing that to the most backwards parts of Texas
[00:29:08] And you got your paint of your toes. They look right awesome. Just going it yet. They're at the full cowboy outfit everywhere else
[00:29:13] but those
[00:29:14] going into a bar
[00:29:17] Being like y'all got anything to drink
[00:29:21] Unparched
[00:29:24] I'm parched and I need a drink
[00:29:26] Thank you, Kamla stranger. I was wrong. Yeah, I thought so and it stands for Druors clothing
[00:29:34] Druors? Yeah DR. Oh RS. There's a fucking druver. I don't know. I'm not a skater. What did it start?
[00:29:41] I'm not a skater. I'm a fucking grown-up your a poser. I'm a poser. I was a poser in middle school
[00:29:47] Of course you're straight up
[00:29:49] You're still a poser. No, you had to go you had if you wanted to sag too. If you wanted to go
[00:29:56] As long as we're on the subject
[00:29:58] What is the talks you are if you wanted to talk to girls you had to either be a prep or a skater in my middle school
[00:30:04] What I did is I just had a lot I learned how to allie had a long minimum
[00:30:08] I had a long two but I taped together a bunch of paper towel rolls and I would you know from about where you are
[00:30:13] You're a creative kid. I would put it by their ear and I'd be like scream
[00:30:21] What the fuck did I just lift it up towards the ceiling and they would be like he just whispered something in my ear
[00:30:27] I'm like I'm across your room. How's that even possible teacher?
[00:30:30] The science teacher would be like that's very true allyson go to the principal's
[00:30:34] Allison your expel Allison you're going you're being sent home for lying you're being sent to special school
[00:30:41] I
[00:30:43] Sorry, I'm sorry that had to happen. We're sorry Nick. Allison was being a bitch. Yeah, never happened. No problem
[00:30:50] Hello
[00:30:58] Welcome to talk did you guys ever have a teacher that fuck that hated you when you were a little ask kid?
[00:31:03] No, no, no, no, I mean
[00:31:05] I mean I say 50. No, they all liked me 50 to 60 percent
[00:31:13] I was really annoying. I only had one teacher that had a feud with me. He was a cunt. I used to always got bad citizenship
[00:31:21] You had a food with a team that have a food with me unfortunately
[00:31:24] Hello my family food. It was a guy teacher that was mad at you. Yeah, really
[00:31:29] It was fifth grade. I was becoming kind of a snarky little bitch. You're becoming a little snark
[00:31:34] I was become I was feeling out being snarky. You got to win the rosio Donald
[00:31:38] I would yeah, yeah, well I found that she was gaining it ruined my whole life. It's semi-spyro
[00:31:43] I couldn't believe it. You started acting out
[00:31:48] Classic stories
[00:31:52] I got into all kinds of fucking parents could have just taken you to a therapist
[00:31:56] I mean, it's normal for a boy
[00:31:58] Get fat rosie. That's all the famous daytime talk shows. This is a last man. You didn't get the help you need it. It's not your fault
[00:32:09] Oh fuck dude. Yeah
[00:32:12] And I also stopped doing homework. I started cheating more. I started cheating fifth sixth grade
[00:32:17] Yeah, and I never looked back
[00:32:19] And then in sixth grade I was like I turned over and I was like, you know what? I'm gonna turn over you leave
[00:32:23] Because in Baltimore, there's no like there's only two good schools and you have to test into them
[00:32:28] Everything else is like a fucking yeah horror show
[00:32:31] So I got into the fucking the good school, but I was the dumbest kid in my class
[00:32:36] And so I was like, oh these kids are all fucking way smarter than me. So I'm just gonna cheat. Yeah, I'm just gonna be funny and cheat
[00:32:42] Yeah, and then never I never cheat. I never bothered to cheat. Yeah, you just got Fs
[00:32:46] Yeah, I would just fail. I would get cheat. I would cheat and get A's me too classic conniving you
[00:32:53] That's where I learned all my turn after that way, man
[00:32:56] Well, the stuff you're I mean we've never said it on the show, but you are half Jewish
[00:33:00] Yeah, that's true. Your mom is true. I'm half circumcised. Mm-hmm. The right half of my dick
[00:33:06] It's like yeah, it's like two face
[00:33:08] Your Harvey Dan, I'm I think it's Harvey then yeah
[00:33:16] I was Rachel gonna love
[00:33:18] Half my dick is gone
[00:33:21] I'm the band of martin. Do you see that what did it say?
[00:33:24] Of all black males to be murdered. No, this is the beginning of
[00:33:28] I had the hands of another black mark
[00:33:31] Oh, this one had a message. This is the beginning of boos. I love when sitcoms try to have a message
[00:33:35] It's not a sitcom is the beginning of a movie you fucking idiot. I'm saying I just remember what he said comes try to have a message
[00:33:40] They don't know or they don't care. I remember the episode of smart guy where TJ had learned about pedophiles
[00:33:45] Oh, yeah, the guy. Hold on. I actually have a video. I have not watched boys in the hood in probably 20 years
[00:33:50] Yeah, I don't want to watch it this way. I know but I forgot how good this is a great movie
[00:33:54] I don't want to watch this in fact, maybe I'll watch it later. It's like I'm gonna watch oceans 11 the original later
[00:33:59] Mm-hmm. I just watched all three of those. What's the original like Frank Sinatra?
[00:34:05] I've never seen it's weird like the plight of like black people in
[00:34:09] South central Los Angeles. It's mixed for me because it's like, you know tragic, but also they're people from Los Angeles
[00:34:17] So you think they're fake? Well, no, I think they all
[00:34:20] Anything that happens to anybody from Los Angeles. Fine by me
[00:34:24] Just because you were almost raped there. Well, you know that they're fake
[00:34:35] Because you're attracted a gay man's priest
[00:34:38] The black community of South central has to pay for it. I didn't say they have to pay
[00:34:45] But maybe that maybe if they want to move to Houston
[00:34:49] You'll care about or hot Atlanta or hot Atlanta brother
[00:34:55] H8 you know H uh H H uh also skeptical of the vaccines really. Yeah, I wish I knew that before I got the vaccine
[00:35:03] I um, I wish I heard that first. I heard not surprised in the slide
[00:35:10] H8 H H I think I saw HH making actually some very similar arguments about flop saggot
[00:35:16] I don't know if it was real or not, but I saw a really funny Facebook comment that was attributed to H8
[00:35:26] It is very
[00:35:28] Social media
[00:35:30] Like so let me get this straight a guy that's been doing a gramma cocaine a day
[00:35:35] Since 1983 just drop stay yeah, yeah at age 65
[00:35:41] Yeah
[00:35:42] A cool nine and a half weeks after he gets the booster shot
[00:35:47] and nobody wants to
[00:35:50] Know
[00:35:52] No, yeah, we're being gaslit
[00:35:55] We're being gaslit by the media
[00:35:56] Yeah, I don't care if the vaccines are killing people but if it turns out the vaccines are killing people
[00:36:01] And they try to do this gay shit where they're like actually it's climate change
[00:36:05] then
[00:36:06] That's where i'm not fucking are you teasing season two of
[00:36:10] Nick skeptical about science you've already talked about climate change well look
[00:36:14] We first of all we won with the fucking paper straws we won
[00:36:18] That's true and that's because of people like me
[00:36:20] Yeah, no the paper straws can suck my dick and that's because of people like me and they make no difference
[00:36:25] The climate change thing here's what you know either I'm gonna tell you climate change is real and it may very well may be yeah
[00:36:30] I don't care
[00:36:32] The point is if climate change is real. Yes, whose fault it is is fucking axon
[00:36:38] Yes, it's not me you're right about that. No, we're aligned there
[00:36:42] I'm not changing my life in any fucking way. Yeah, but that's what's gonna happen. What's over this? Nothing will happen
[00:36:49] I thought I fucked it. I fucked already. No, no you didn't work old enough. I fucked her
[00:36:54] This movie came out like 93. I will kill you
[00:36:59] Shit you're getting really you were four years old because you said you didn't fuck the teacher. I'm boys in the hood
[00:37:04] I will be getting a boy that is that actual yeah, so it's funny
[00:37:07] Documented I thought was funny as a kid is it Africa and South America or the same shape they look similar
[00:37:12] They look like the same shape. I was thought that too, but it's also it's like you know
[00:37:16] It's like Europe America and then Russia. That's the bad guy. There's the other places right right right?
[00:37:21] I'm just kind of there in the same category here
[00:37:24] How do I change the channel?
[00:37:27] Not with the Apple TV remote. That's for damn
[00:37:31] That's fucking no where you're fuck. I got one remote dude. I got one elegant solution
[00:37:35] I could you could theoretically use one remote. I like using different remote. So you like that idea?
[00:37:41] No, you were two years old when you fuck that later
[00:37:45] Yeah, okay in 1982. I was there so I'll choose to believe in 1982. I was 10 years old
[00:37:54] You're born in 1972. Y'all remember the 70s
[00:37:59] The 70s that was
[00:38:01] boy
[00:38:02] Bullshy this got some good stuff on right now. Yeah, many sense of Newark storage wars, Texas
[00:38:09] Oh, yeah, let's get over there. There we go
[00:38:12] Let's let storage wars, Texas wrong. What are we got in here? We're gonna look in just a giant swaths ago. Okay, never mind next
[00:38:21] Look at this. I want to start dressing like that the Texas shirt with the cowboy. Yeah
[00:38:26] I fucked with the Texas shirts
[00:38:28] I thought for a while if you made a flag shirt that people thought you were disrespecting the flag by like no
[00:38:35] You love the flag. I'm gonna be in Texas and fed well, I guess I
[00:38:40] Was in Texas last week and I bought one of those shirts. Yeah, and I'll be next week in Boston
[00:38:49] I fuck, you know what Texas ain't so bad. I love taxes. Yeah
[00:38:53] I would I like you so a lot. I would live in Texas in a heartbeat. Why don't you because I prefer to live in New York?
[00:39:00] Oh, so you wouldn't yeah, because you're a liar because because New York the city she fucked me, but I love her
[00:39:10] Yeah, like all these people that are like well fucking you know
[00:39:14] liberals are gonna leave New York if they don't stop with the mandates and all this bullshit or whatever
[00:39:18] It's like I don't fuck this city could be on fire. I don't yeah, I know I'm not leaving
[00:39:22] I know I really don't care part of being in New York is hating the fucking government. Yep
[00:39:27] Say the mayor's a fucking piece of shit
[00:39:30] No one's like the mayor no one's ever like the man for 150 years since actually I'll take that back my boy fucking legordia
[00:39:36] Dude Nick Nick and I were at a pole assignment concert and like the like the softest crowd in the world
[00:39:42] The second de Blasio came out on stage. This is pre-covid. Yeah, everyone's like fuck
[00:39:46] You just like NPR people
[00:39:53] The blazers just trying to have a nice night out just like yeah like this like this
[00:39:59] Soft food in a pulse. I'm in the softest fucking like Hillary like the fucking notorious RBG crowd
[00:40:06] They're still like you fucking piece of shit
[00:40:08] He's really a fat dude. This was this was pretty cove and worse was like the worst moment of
[00:40:16] Nobody yeah, nobody like him at any point the entire time was the uh when he's eating
[00:40:21] He gets like the free shake shack if you get the vaccine video
[00:40:25] Do you see that one? I don't even remember that he's like for a limited time if you get the vaccine
[00:40:29] We're giving you a hundred dollars and also shake shack
[00:40:32] Mmm like eating the burger and like drinking the soda
[00:40:36] But you're not supposed to like actually eat anything on camera because it takes way longer to chew than you
[00:40:42] Yeah, she's like
[00:40:44] He's swallowing too quick. There's even a
[00:40:47] Fries element in the deal, you know and uh
[00:40:52] Just uh just uh yeah, no charisma definitely didn't pull it off just sort of a loose dry pussy
[00:40:58] Mmm. Oh one of the worst combos. Yeah, it's wide open your your dick fits in but it would be
[00:41:04] excruciating to put it in he said he's he's pussy sounds like a car rolling into the the tire shop
[00:41:12] on the rim
[00:41:19] Yeah, fuck him
[00:41:21] How the fuck does anybody win me? Yeah mayor and eric adam's bitch ass
[00:41:25] One of his boys, I think owns the building where everybody fucking died
[00:41:30] Yeah, oh in the Bronx because they didn't have heat and a guy had to you had to use a space eater
[00:41:35] I would love if he just does the same speech for everything
[00:41:37] He just shows up 16 children burned to death
[00:41:40] Another 30 and they fucking I see you. Yeah getting skin grafts from the wrong race
[00:41:45] Yeah, he's fucking people coming out looking like Michael Jackson and wrinkly Michael Jackson
[00:41:55] Yeah, it's been like we bring his swag this fire was a fire was swagger
[00:42:05] New York City is the home of swagger
[00:42:09] Yeah, he rocks
[00:42:10] Big eric. I'd rather him be the mayor right than the boss. The boss is pretending to be
[00:42:17] You know something
[00:42:18] These it's a test. I feel like it's an impossible job. No one can be the mayor
[00:42:22] It's an impossible job because the city does you do I feel like they got a massive job too
[00:42:26] The city's gonna have to make concessions to like big business to continue being New York
[00:42:31] And unless you want a fucking republican psycho that's also gonna make all the cops nazis now
[00:42:36] You split the difference and you get I mean, I don't know how I don't really know shit about Eric Adams
[00:42:41] I think he was a cop. He was a cop. I think the cops are about to get or about take well
[00:42:45] It's the same it's the same right exactly because he's like well
[00:42:48] I support the police, but I want accountability and it's like what?
[00:42:52] That doesn't mean that doesn't mean anything. I don't think he even says that yeah
[00:42:55] I think he's like everyone at Rikers everyone's in song
[00:42:58] But he was also beaten he did cops beat the shit out of him as a kid
[00:43:01] Oh really? Yeah, he had some like a lawsuit against the city. He was a victim of police brutality
[00:43:06] Then he became a cop. That's awesome. And now he's the mayor. Mm-hmm. What's next? No, he cleaned up the department
[00:43:13] That's why the NYPD is so good
[00:43:16] His brother is is like his fucking he just assigned his brother to be like his
[00:43:21] Fucking liaison to the police or some shit. Is his brother a cop as well? Yeah, he really looks just like him. It's awesome. That's sick
[00:43:27] That's awesome to be immediately giving your family jobs
[00:43:32] Eric Adams have a bitch
[00:43:34] I think he's a singer dude. I think he's getting pussy. He gets puss. I bet you that's that I can fucking
[00:43:40] Support if he's doing a bad job because he's like you should be a dating app where to be a woman on there
[00:43:45] You have to be a woman that's in some kind of commercial
[00:43:48] Okay, you have to be in any commercial and to be a guy on there. You have to have a couple hundred bucks
[00:43:54] Yeah
[00:43:55] Have a couple of benjes in your pocket ready to spend on some sex
[00:44:00] So you would buy sex. Yeah from these women. He's got a girlfriend. Maybe I'll trace you what she looked like tracey
[00:44:08] She's she look good tracey Collins Tracy
[00:44:11] Tracy Adams there she is. I'm gonna check it out on my own phone. Thank you Adam. Okay. How does that work?
[00:44:16] You take the man's name when you get married
[00:44:18] Where's it before when you get married? Okay. Yeah, who is Tracy Collins? I like my girlfriend. Take my first name
[00:44:26] Tracy college. She's she's she's fucked reminds me of Tom Collins the alcoholic drink
[00:44:31] I'm gonna sit here and think about that for a second. Honestly, I would not fuck Tracy Collins in her headshot
[00:44:36] She looks nice about Dick Tracy nice, but it's hot. It's Adam
[00:44:41] Dressed up like having sex with Eric Adams. What about that? That lady that other lady that was
[00:44:46] You know his full name Eric Adams is Eric Adams boyfriend
[00:44:53] His last name is boyfriend that's oh she's and why she's unofficial first lady. It's Eric Adam apostrophe s
[00:45:02] No, that's not true the best mayor for New York City
[00:45:06] Would be an Italian man that doesn't know what mayor is and he's married to this statue. Do this rocks
[00:45:12] Tell you what's that who's stance
[00:45:16] Eric Adams seen parting with tick tockers at exclusive New York. How old are these girls like fucking 14?
[00:45:23] He gets his
[00:45:24] Look over these bitches look
[00:45:27] Well, whatever dude. Have you seen how good they are at dances. I do it. Yeah, they're probably not even that good
[00:45:37] Well, we got the bidding going on now storage wars. Okay, so now is it 500
[00:45:41] It's Roy
[00:45:44] We're just bid 600 anyone whoa victors are coming in at 700 just to keep you. Oh Roy's back at 750. Victor does eight
[00:45:54] Roy 850 Victor will see him immediately Victor Victor wins
[00:45:58] He's like I can't wait. This is on the vice channel wins and they open it up and inside
[00:46:03] There's a coupe de ville and nine white women and he's like no
[00:46:07] Damn Roy kills himself
[00:46:09] So
[00:46:11] But this they just bid on a feeling right there's no you get to look in the front of it
[00:46:16] Shine a flashlight in oh, that's sick. It's stupid. It's like they don't walk around and see actually within it. Okay, so
[00:46:25] It costs 800 and then you hope that like in the back there's some valuable shit buried in
[00:46:30] There's no way there's no way there's 900 dollars for the shit. No chance. That's all garbage. Yeah, there's ikeolamp
[00:46:35] A bunch of track suits. I mean there's clothes that that's uh whoa. That's his chick. They just up the value to 600
[00:46:43] Yeah, but it's always bullshit. They pull something out there like yeah, that'll give me a turkey fry. Yeah. Yeah
[00:46:48] fish sick
[00:46:50] Fish fryer do they fuck? What does it have oil in it? It's disgusting. I did stand up at a stripper's birthday party in south
[00:46:58] Austin. She looked exactly like that. She was a retired stripper. Oh, fuck. Oh, nice
[00:47:02] The only veteran the only 25 years on her on the floor. She got her put on iris
[00:47:06] I got I got trash at that birthday party. The only thing I remember first of all I remember being on wait a thousand bucks
[00:47:13] Quote unquote stage, right and somebody thrown me a beer
[00:47:16] But there was a light in my face so I didn't see it. So just bounced off my head
[00:47:21] And it fell on the floor
[00:47:23] Yeah, I got a pinhole and it's so spraying beer and I just you know kind of
[00:47:27] We're gonna suck it off. Yeah, well, you know, just put your mouth on it
[00:47:31] Yeah, tried to figure something out and then but at the end we were leaving and the retired stripper
[00:47:38] Like she can't I was in the backseat of the car and she's I drove there with her
[00:47:42] No, no, no like other comics drove. I was just in the backseat of the car and we were leaving her house
[00:47:47] her husband's house
[00:47:49] and
[00:47:51] She was like thank y'all so much for coming or whatever you made this the best birthday
[00:47:55] And she just leans in the car and pulls her like four and a half foot long tits out and just hangs them into the
[00:48:04] They're like rolling the window up on themselves
[00:48:09] Oh, yes old ass tits. That's all like balls. Who's that like her way of being like, thank you
[00:48:14] Just two droopy dogs hanging. Did anybody touch them go week. They'll see
[00:48:20] Did anybody touch them or suck them? No, you can't touch this droopy stitch, man. You know the rules
[00:48:24] I'm saying she's rich off the off the clock. She's off the force. She got her pension
[00:48:29] Oh damn. Well, that's your question though. Let's see. Let's see if victor's 900 was worth it
[00:48:35] The kind of shit people put in the storage is hilarious. I know like what if I need the stack of national geographic
[00:48:43] Yeah, we can't throw these out these cds right. Uh-oh. Oh, there's a new one
[00:48:49] Oh, we got a 500 bid already victors pissed off victor is not
[00:48:53] Yeah victors is fucking gay guy
[00:48:56] Victor just got out of jail and he just spent $10,000 at storage plus
[00:49:00] Oh Roy needs to get some action. He's paying 750 for this. Well, some guy went 70 75
[00:49:07] He's adding $25 increments Roy wins at 850
[00:49:11] I like this guy. That's like a texas version of fucking mollison grommet. That's doing the hosting
[00:49:19] Damn dude. They pay cash for this shit
[00:49:21] Victor's pissed the fuck off victor hatred. I like in the show of their enemies with one another
[00:49:26] Yeah, that guy dave is the villain from the original
[00:49:29] That guy's a real piece of shit. I don't remember. I don't like him. What do you got? You got nothing
[00:49:34] He's fucking dumbass. Wow. You just go. Yep. You got a bunch of cardboard boxes of visio box
[00:49:39] Victor spent seven nine hundred. Yeah fish tank. You got 80
[00:49:43] Fish tank this shitty vacuum cleaner. That's no way that baggage worth that much $20. That's garbage. You retard 130
[00:49:51] No way. You know what 20 bucks for those used bathmat disgusting. Why someone keeping that what's he gonna value this?
[00:49:58] That's fine. This is this is trash. It's got bed bugs. He's explaining. I fucked in his ass
[00:50:03] But this thing this much a choosy
[00:50:05] You know a jacuzzi shell. That's like he's got buttons on it
[00:50:09] You can press the buttons. Maybe I can see maybe I can just live in here. I'm good brother
[00:50:14] He got fucking hoes. This is where I live now
[00:50:17] Yeah, fuck Victor. Yeah, Victor stupid. That was a fucking stupid fucking move on his behalf
[00:50:23] He's like, I guess I'll just go back. Whoa. What the hell?
[00:50:25] The jacuzzi is a jacuzzi's worth a thousand dollars. No chance
[00:50:30] He's out of his fucking mind. He thinks he can get $1,500 for that jacuzzi. He's out of his fucking mind
[00:50:35] All right now we check in on Roy's
[00:50:42] Streaming
[00:50:46] Does basically, you know what I think this shows a lot is about his capitalism. That's right
[00:50:52] Well, he valued that owner. That's the cost. I just wish old uh six dollars for a fuck that mother coat
[00:50:58] That's disgusting. Oh the table six dollars the jackets
[00:51:02] 18 this thing's that sucks that thing sucks garbage. This is garbage
[00:51:07] This is garbage. Oh, there's there's a tool thing in the back though. He said that's 60 bucks
[00:51:13] No chance of speakers over 60 bucks. Damn these people are retard. What do they have?
[00:51:17] They have thrift stores where they sell those to people
[00:51:20] I don't know where they have eBay businesses literally just a box of shit
[00:51:24] Hold on. Do they ever go in here and it's like somebody's baby pick hold on he might have something
[00:51:28] It's a baby calculator. It's just down. He the installity plays with that thing for an extra
[00:51:37] What is that? I don't know. This is not worth anything
[00:51:41] He's got some laminated flooring box when I found that baby calculator
[00:51:45] I said we were we're in business. We don't even see there was a whole thing of tools lamp
[00:51:50] Assis florida. This is Texas, bitch. We're Texas. Oh, I forgot we're in Texas
[00:51:55] That guy's hot. Yeah, I guess
[00:51:58] Anyway, so uh, yeah, whatever look at the tits on these men
[00:52:04] Look at the breast. Can we at least tell them the episode number of storage wars?
[00:52:09] So they can follow along
[00:52:11] Sure else look that up. Yeah, it's the one with Roy and Victor
[00:52:15] Oh, these guys they seem like they're cast this is this originally aired April 3rd 2012
[00:52:20] Season 1 episode 16 of storage wars Texas all of these guys full of auctions
[00:52:26] All of these guys are buried under joe rogan's house currently. It's 19 minutes and 59 seconds
[00:52:32] So you guys can watch along. I'm sorry 20 minutes and 4 seconds you can watch along
[00:52:35] Yeah, joe joe rogan's house was actually built on an ancient fat-titted retard graveyard
[00:52:42] And he's being haunted by
[00:52:44] By fat-titted man. Damn eric adam eric adam's got a nice bod
[00:52:47] Yeah, that's what i'm saying. He's hotter than his girlfriend in my piece. He's yoked
[00:52:52] Look at him at the polar plunge. You say he has swagger. Yeah, I would say oh, you got a swagger. Yeah
[00:52:58] Let's all right. I'm gonna look at eric adam. That's a nice that's a nice body. Yeah, it actually is
[00:53:04] eric adam's boyfriend
[00:53:06] Yeah, looks like he looks like he really takes care of himself goes at him. Whoa, this guy's literally ripped. Holy fuck
[00:53:12] Yeah, I didn't know this about him. Why was that? Why was that his campaign slogan? I'm jacked
[00:53:18] You can see some ad here dude. Check it out
[00:53:21] Oh, yeah, he's like he's like 70 years old
[00:53:25] That's eric adam's on twitter. But to be fair. He was probably doing steroids as a cop for 20
[00:53:29] That's true
[00:53:30] Had a blast in orchard beach any day that I get to talk to voters and break out the swim trunks is a good day
[00:53:37] He's just go around and swim trunks all the time in the middle of winter
[00:53:40] And send time square
[00:53:44] Go to the pool is the sport of swagger would you grab his cock
[00:53:50] No, it's a form of protest
[00:53:56] He sexually assault there
[00:54:00] I don't think I would no s
[00:54:05] I wouldn't either. I'm just all that shit. You know what I do. I shake it
[00:54:08] I shake his hand. I say mr. Mayor's nice to meet you. I didn't vote for you, but it's nice to meet you
[00:54:15] I didn't vote for anyone
[00:54:17] Yeah, we're we I really wish I did because I wish I voted for sliwa
[00:54:23] Hell yeah, dude. My man survived a gody assassination attempt
[00:54:27] Gody son tried to have you see the debate where they were like what's something that people might not know about you and sliwa's like
[00:54:33] Electronic dance music. It's my favorite kind of music. It makes me feel good. I'm 64 years old
[00:54:40] I love electronic dance music. It was so funny because I was reading um
[00:54:45] I was reading the five families
[00:54:47] While the campaign was going on and they just mentioned sliwa because of the like mafia shit
[00:54:53] I guess he's been around for a while. Yeah, man. He's a guardian angel. She's a guardian angel
[00:54:58] This gay ass little fucking braid one thing we never did for the show is have uniforms
[00:55:05] That's true. Mm-hmm. You can't have a braid mayor
[00:55:10] Oh, no kind of hat number a
[00:55:13] I'm with you. No. Yeah, I'm a guy. That's the key badge. Ben Shapiro is the mayor of New York
[00:55:20] Yeah, it'd be terrible. It'd be awesome. It's a guy like that
[00:55:23] Yeah, that'd be the opposite of her account. She'd have no swagger. Yeah
[00:55:27] Yeah, yeah, I love taxis
[00:55:30] I would love to see it. I I love New York. I love taxis. I love Times Square
[00:55:36] I love having a slice of pizza
[00:55:40] Pizza I would love to watch him fuck. Yeah, it would be so funny
[00:55:45] Ben Shapiro. There's no way he fucks like well he fucks fully clothed. How many times did he fuck his life?
[00:55:50] He's got a wife. Yeah, 40 times
[00:55:53] I think he's probably one of those guys that's like well about Ben Taurus says we have to have sex
[00:55:59] Ben Shakira
[00:56:01] Baby when you talk like that
[00:56:04] You make a woman go mad
[00:56:06] Siesta Fierro
[00:56:09] Something the sounds of your body the sounds of my body
[00:56:14] Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
[00:56:17] Is that one of the lyrics? Yeah
[00:56:19] Humble titty some baby. You clap my cheeks. Oh, baby when you fuck my ass. Oh, baby. You may you fuck my ass
[00:56:26] Let me read you the lyrics wet ass pussy
[00:56:30] This is a pussy that is wet that is disgusting that was all he literally did say that didn't yeah, that's awesome
[00:56:37] Oh, they got little figurines. All right, we're back guys
[00:56:40] Oh
[00:56:52] So once again in season one episode 18 sword towards texas
[00:56:57] This gentleman's a hat. I don't know his name. He found a bunch of old west figurines. I figure I can put him in my
[00:57:02] Obstruct those right up my ass. Oh, that's just that's just about a cock size right there
[00:57:06] I figure I can put these in my ass and
[00:57:08] Oh, you could take the heads off and smell maybe there's booze and recreate the alamo inside my colon
[00:57:14] Doctor said I shouldn't be shoving figurines filled with liquor. I said anymore. They got heat chipping them
[00:57:20] But the doctor ain't my daddy. That's what I told him. I said you ain't my daddy. I can do as I want
[00:57:25] It is awesome those guys say daddy
[00:57:29] My daddy taught me yeah, my daddy
[00:57:31] They're probably imagine us saying they're the only adult man. I have to go see my daddy. Yeah
[00:57:38] Yeah, Sharon and I took my daddy and see my dad my daddy and my mama
[00:57:45] We went over to the lake. We saw my daddy. Oh, let's see great. We can say nana instead of grandma
[00:57:52] That's weird
[00:57:54] Nana isn't it nana isn't as bad as pretty normal as like you you catch that a lot. There's some really weird ones
[00:58:00] I'm blanking right now because I'm invested in the show and I want to see you don't be a better show is storage
[00:58:05] You found literally they just found the pair sunglasses that say made in france
[00:58:10] And they're taking into the play guess 1200 my guess $40. Yeah
[00:58:16] This guy's like I hope they got a fuck out of first of all whoa
[00:58:21] 1700 they are worth something damn france sunglasses. Holy fuck you have been france
[00:58:27] They got bitches there they got all kinds of
[00:58:34] Books look glass go into your cell garbage
[00:58:40] Wow good for him sell money back us
[00:58:44] Um fuck well his store is called millennium millennium. I know he's getting an appraise. Okay. What are we getting a praise? Oh the the baby calculator
[00:58:54] Let's see what the baby calculators
[00:59:02] It's called little professor why is he think that's valid why is this guy losing his mind? How the fuck would anyone know what this thing is?
[00:59:10] He's like Indiana Jones and by the way, we're watching with no sound folks so we can watch
[00:59:15] Yeah, we're trying to do our job
[00:59:17] Oh
[00:59:21] Once again for those falling at home
[00:59:24] Storage wars Texas season one episode eight so the value he our friend lee what's his name roy guess is 93 roy crap
[00:59:33] And let's see what the actual value is the actual value is 800 dollars for a baby
[00:59:38] 123
[00:59:40] He literally said damn
[00:59:42] I thought the baby calculator
[00:59:47] Dude that's so much for that. He's keeping what is that I'm gonna hang on to the baby calculator because I might need this to do baby math
[00:59:55] I'll see you later the little professor
[00:59:58] The little professor folks if you're at home
[01:00:02] In fact, I'm gonna look up the little professor. Yeah
[01:00:05] Well, obviously it's not worth anything. I'm just kind of curious and that's also my takes name by the way
[01:00:10] Okay
[01:00:13] Okay, so here we go now we got the two the two guys that are
[01:00:18] There's a bag in there. I think it calculated is I'm for children ages five to nine. I think in a sexless big boy relationship
[01:00:25] If I had the guess
[01:00:27] Kind of two good old boys right this their texas gay which means they're not actually homosexual. They just look at that guy
[01:00:35] Yeah, that guy's Adam. There are two. I would never get a tattoo. That's you dude. I have no respect for tattoos
[01:00:42] Okay now so they're checking out the white or figures you guys like now these look okay, but they smell kind of bad
[01:00:51] Guys I'm all I truly impacted into a colon. I tried them out before we got here. I do you have a fitting room
[01:00:58] Yeah, I think I actually forgot one all of the heads are ripped off for some reason
[01:01:05] Well, I filled them with Lawrence's seed before putting them inside their home. So they guessed 900
[01:01:11] Let's see the actual value. No, I think he told them already. It's not no
[01:01:15] It's 12
[01:01:17] For the whole set 12 for the whole set they spent 350 on that it's a nice little payday
[01:01:23] They look they look a little upset though. They thought they had like 10 maybe $10,000 in them
[01:01:27] I wish I had kept them in my ass to be honest with you. They're just gonna keep that's exactly where they're going
[01:01:35] They're in there right now. They're really disappointed. They thought they had some the
[01:01:40] Well folks that uh the episode
[01:01:43] Lisa makes 900 just to recap you with her sunglasses on twitch stream you're listening
[01:01:48] Well, it's Ricky and bubba made 850 the october storage war is revolution
[01:01:52] Wow, so shall so shall least the most the most valuable thing victor made
[01:01:58] 730 and finally our friend roy lost
[01:02:03] $727
[01:02:05] The most valuable thing ever on storage wars
[01:02:08] Was someone found seven point five million dollars in cash. What the fuck are you allowed to keep that?
[01:02:14] I guess so you hold on that guy's being murdered
[01:02:17] Yeah, you can't just take that whenever whenever that fucking dead obviously a cartel guy gets
[01:02:26] His wife looks kind of good. You know what that would be a nice beginning to like a mafia movie
[01:02:31] I just want to get my dick. Yeah, we do like yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, all right
[01:02:37] Free free idea for anybody wants to make that movie. You're not allowed to make the movie
[01:02:40] You know, it's all it's our movie if you make the movie you're going to jab