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[00:00:00] Yeah, that's crazy because Adidas was the first they were the first ones in Russia
[00:00:05] They were the Adidas was was during the after the 1980 Olympics. They were making the fucking the CCP the track suits
[00:00:14] Yeah, the red are you sure is they cut off track suits they cut off track suits to Russia
[00:00:19] What the fuck did the what the fuck did the average Russian person do to deserve that?
[00:00:24] Well, hopefully they're gonna get on those streets until Putin. They don't want this war anymore. It's fucking ridiculous
[00:00:32] That the Russians they arrested a black basketball player
[00:00:37] Oh, Brittany Griner and Brittany Griner and beautiful woman
[00:00:39] They did that because Putin knows that Biden's base is democratic black women. Wait, it was that his logic
[00:00:46] This is what I read online. Yeah, that's very a very smart wise black woman
[00:00:52] Who is trying to upset Biden's base cuz he knows that now Biden has to have started war to rescue one
[00:01:00] He's gonna arrest all the black women. Yeah, he's gonna come please gonna send in with like they're gonna take their flags off their uniforms black
[00:01:07] Like Delta Force Russian guys arrest all the black women
[00:01:10] Mm-hmm, and then we're gonna have like a day without black women in this country and this country will stop work
[00:01:14] Wait, you think they're gonna come into America and take a steal our black day without black women. Yeah, good luck
[00:01:20] Good luck going to McDonald's. Yeah, good luck. Go to McDonald's good luck. Good luck. Good luck
[00:01:25] Getting a new license plate for you, right? Yeah, not gonna have good luck getting great service at the DMV. Yeah
[00:01:31] The day without black women. Oh, you better. Hope you don't want a substitute teacher that is
[00:01:39] Tell you about her childhood in the Bahamas
[00:01:50] Good luck a day without black women, oh, you know, they tried that on the view recently
[00:01:56] Yeah, it didn't work out to wasn't was it through the floor wasn't funny. No truth about Jews were sold
[00:02:02] No good points about the Holocaust the thing I love I love I love her dude
[00:02:07] I love I love how she sits there and you can't tell whether she's
[00:02:11] Sleeping yeah, she could very well be sleeping. Mm-hmm half the episode watch the view
[00:02:16] Oh, she wears sunglasses watch the view and try to figure out whether whoopi Goldberg is awake or
[00:02:23] Sleeping and you won't know until she says something but the thing she says
[00:02:29] Does not prove that she hadn't been asleep prior to her speak
[00:02:34] It's just her kind of checking into yeah have plausible deniability about being awake the whole time. Yeah
[00:02:41] Yeah, respect to what honestly the view kind of is this show
[00:02:45] They're kind of saying we are the male view or the male view a lot of men have or a lot of people have called us the male
[00:02:50] Sex in the city, but they got this show. What's that stand for the view?
[00:02:54] China the view China. That's right. Look at that. It's just a few John see some fucking pussy
[00:03:04] How many bit you're on the view for do we need a fourth for they got out of five bro?
[00:03:09] They always they changed it up. They switched it up. You were watching it for a while Nick when you got the antenna
[00:03:14] I mean I was watching it back back one of them Austin all the time. Mm-hmm. I
[00:03:18] Would get sucked off by a Matt Hasselback's wife. Yeah. Oh, man. Even though our views are quite different. It's crazy
[00:03:26] That's what she look like in 1999, which I guess is the same which I guess is not she doesn't she's easily seven 800 pounds
[00:03:36] Yeah, but that's it looked at age as well. It's kind of like oh, yeah
[00:03:39] It's kind of like when you know kind of like when Jordan bulked up and became more of a jump shooter
[00:03:45] Mm-hmm. That's kind of whoopi. You know, she just wears like cloaks and the cloaks the dreads
[00:03:50] Like she always kind of she looks cool. She always kind of dressed like that
[00:03:53] She looks like the one black professor at Hogg's. She's such a bizarre like cultural icon because it's like
[00:04:00] She's just she's persisted. She's been around forever. Yeah, and then it's like you look at her resume
[00:04:04] It's like wait what exactly did she like she wasn't the stand-up comic
[00:04:08] She did like a one woman play or some shit you think the color you think oh the color purple
[00:04:13] Sister act was a but that was over act was a that was Oprah it was oh wasn't even which is weird too by the way
[00:04:18] That Oprah just randomly popped in a couple movies here and there. Yeah
[00:04:22] Oprah's Oprah's I hate that what she wanted to stay in the fucking talk
[00:04:26] She's the best talk show host Oprah's your daytime Howard Stern
[00:04:30] Yeah, we'll be was just Oprah's got the cash money mindset because Oprah when she did color purple
[00:04:35] She went to Steven Spielberg's house and she was like I want to be Jewish right?
[00:04:40] What we took the name fucking right fucking Oprah took the money smart. Yeah, she got the by the way Oprah
[00:04:48] I don't know if you guys know this, you know where she got her start in
[00:04:52] Chicago W know Baltimore. Yeah, she was a local JZ right in Baltimore. I think you went by Sally W
[00:05:00] Cb 13 the CBS affiliate. Oh wow. Yeah, I thought she was from Chicago
[00:05:06] Well, I think no she put she fucking she like flopped in
[00:05:09] In Baltimore, she's like it was like Bill Bell check on the Browns was would be
[00:05:19] Yeah, not so fucking easy is it Oprah to fucking make it in Baltimore
[00:05:24] Yeah, you're talking to Magoobie's joke house 2012 new comedian of the year bitch
[00:05:28] I could fuck it all that market. Do you know?
[00:05:31] Do you know her name her stage Sally no, we'll be Goldberg stage name. Oh wait
[00:05:36] What's her real name she stated that her stage four name whoopie was taken from whoopie cushion
[00:05:41] Okay, when you perform in stage you never really have the time to go into the bathroom and close the door
[00:05:47] So if you get a little gas, he you gotta let it go. No, so people used to say to me you're like a whoopie cushions
[00:05:56] Back then when the stand-up comedy was like a seven minute set you put seven minutes together and you got an HBO
[00:06:02] Of course you're on a showcase. Yeah, well and you know, it's funny is if they had known the truth her name would have been queefy
[00:06:08] Gold yeah, it's true because it was all coming out of the post peak fat
[00:06:17] There's a couple of times where they they call their shitty gold
[00:06:32] She says little pebbles she's like a cat for some reason little pebbles coming down her leg. Oh, wow, yeah
[00:06:39] In 2011 my mother did not name me whoopie, but Goldberg is my name. It's part of my family part of my hair
[00:06:44] It's just like being black. I just know I am Jewish. I practice nothing. I don't go to temple
[00:06:48] But I do remember the holiday Wow, that's awesome
[00:06:50] People would say come on are you Jewish and I always say would you ask me that if I was white? I bet not that's an
[00:06:57] Awesome question one account suggests that her mother Emma Johnson thought the family's original surname was not Jewish enough for a daughter to become a star
[00:07:09] Quit lying whoopie whoopie rocks quit lying about this 40 40 Macieurson 40 Jewish
[00:07:15] 40 Jewish in fuck the Jews who cares what we can I don't know about that what we can I do a little bit
[00:07:22] And you know what I'm in the middle on that issue
[00:07:34] Goldberg gets a little too hot on the view. Yeah, they put it from the house back into the feet
[00:07:48] We'll be asleep whoopie who should have just said when people asked her about her last name
[00:07:52] She was like oh well my family was owned by Jews that would have been awesome
[00:08:00] Let you go for free. Yeah, when we were told by the government we had to
[00:08:04] They were devil Jewish slave owners, right. Oh, yeah, there were the majority of
[00:08:19] Probably maybe it's disproportionate. Oh, no go get me my matzo ball soup
[00:08:25] Ain't nothing like a nice old matzo ball soup. I wish I think we already
[00:08:30] Did this on the show right we already looked up slavery in the June
[00:08:38] You know who else is the first name is the Friedland family
[00:08:48] To sound that we were sent back. Yeah, you sent back to Africa
[00:08:53] Go back the title of Martin's book the Jewish onslaught
[00:08:57] Despatches from the Wellesley battle front gave a clear preview of his yeah from the show Martin from the character
[00:09:08] It was a mixture of discussion factual refutation and angry recrimination the last
[00:09:14] I'm gonna pay the other day to the Jews and their favorite Negroes who have insisted on attacking me. I say
[00:09:21] I'm having trouble reading this article. It's poorly right gay
[00:09:24] That's all right. Let's get to let's get to Jews slaves in the slave trade setting the record straight
[00:09:35] To Jews and writing incredibly predatory contracts in the music industry
[00:09:41] Okay, because we put them on the damn radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep
[00:09:47] Here we go Jews in the Negro slavery in the old South 1789 to 1865 on J store by
[00:09:59] Brando what's all the core I tell you these these
[00:10:04] Census tracks got me feeling you know what other black comedian is claiming a Jewish heritage is that Tiffany Haddish really her last
[00:10:12] Special on Netflix, which is a tour de force here we go the Jewish politician and slave owner who was the brains of the Confederacy
[00:10:19] Her last special black bot miss Judah Benjamin was the largest Jewish slave owner in the South
[00:10:25] I think I knew that actually and the key member of confetti then why didn't you volunteer? He was in the CSA
[00:10:30] Wow, you know a lot about this. No, but I just remember
[00:10:35] How do this guy get a name Judah Benjamin right? Yeah, you felt some some pride swell up in your heart
[00:10:42] It's just nice to see us in you know positions of leadership even even within the
[00:10:47] Doesn't happen a lot. It doesn't happen. It is I will say that is pretty impressive
[00:10:51] Yeah, cuz you know they weren't friends Jews. Oh my god. We were next on the list
[00:10:55] They're like if it wasn't the blacks. It would be you boys. Yeah. Yeah, what did you what was Judah up to?
[00:11:05] He wore a hat funny. Yeah, the hat that said slave owner slave owner
[00:11:18] He was wearing it ironically and then the rest of the
[00:11:21] Confederacy just gave him some sleigh to thought. Oh, well, it's facts. He's wearing the hat. He's one of us
[00:11:31] Mm-hmm interestingly Judah Freeliner's character in 30 rock is Italian Wow
[00:11:36] I feel a lot too. So I mean on Seinfeld none of them are technically Jewish, right?
[00:11:41] What are you talking about? Cuz stands is not you stands Italian, but Jerry is Jewish the fuck I think Elaine's not Jewish
[00:11:48] She's from Baltimore. I don't know if she's Jewish or not, but I mean, they're all Jews. That's not true cultural
[00:11:55] You know, I'll do it probably they live in New York probably that's the difference
[00:11:59] What I mean, it's a show about four Jews, but they don't say that no, no
[00:12:04] What stands is not Jewish and he's basically Kramer might as well
[00:12:08] I don't know Kramer feels like everyone is out to get here framers anti-Semitic probably
[00:12:13] If you had to guess Kramer's probably anti-Semitic. I mean if I had to guess he's anti-something
[00:12:18] Oh, this is interesting the source of anti-Semitism in Brazil is that Christian inhabitants were jealous of the Jews were owning the most slaves
[00:12:28] So you kind of earned it. Yeah, some Brazil is the one place you earned it
[00:12:32] Oh, yeah, some Jews from Brazil migrated to Rhode Island in the American colonies played a significant but non-dominant role in 18th century slave trade of that
[00:12:42] Pretty messed up if you ask me look up a Greek slave
[00:12:47] When's your family come to America? They moved they moved here in the 18th century to Rhode Island like oh were they?
[00:12:54] You're up like English or Irish like no, they were a Jewish slave
[00:13:03] You know what wicked slave owners down there in Brazil, that's an interesting kind of person to be a Brazilian Jew
[00:13:11] Yeah, they're probably we're looking at something maybe possibly
[00:13:17] You can get a second unstable element. Yeah, it's too much
[00:13:23] Yeah, you could get like the hottest one we've ever seen in your life if you get all the good attributes and maybe the worst-looking
[00:13:32] Yeah, Brazil Jew you could get girl warrior. You could just get the fucking biggest dime piece
[00:13:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really it could go either way. That's really interesting stuff
[00:13:43] I'd love to tangle with the Brazilian Jew if you're out there
[00:13:46] If there's any Latina Jewesses, I'm thinking about getting into hot air balloon curly hair big ass pat nose
[00:14:01] Would have been the day to do it dude. Yes, it was nice. Yes, there was a beautiful
[00:14:04] They should do right the hot air balloon ride from Central Park the Prospect Park
[00:14:09] They should I said he should set that up. I'm gonna I'm gonna get it
[00:14:13] I'm gonna do a lot of being on Eric Adams. Yep. She'll front them in public to don't love an arm
[00:14:18] Yeah, I'm loving it. Are you why everything he says?
[00:14:27] Explain why I just think everything he says is cool. Wow like what what she said
[00:14:32] I don't know saw yesterday walk past the the baths in the East Village the Russian baths mind you so yeah
[00:14:38] He could have been ruseophobic of course and he said he's gonna have to come back and and take take a bath himself
[00:14:46] Why is that a cool thing to say? I don't know that's why she wants you say it the way you would have said it had I not
[00:14:55] Okay, let's if you didn't say that I was racist I would is it
[00:15:02] Is that your Eric Adams oppression it's Eric Adams. It's also Uncle Ben from Uncle Ben
[00:15:12] No, he's never spoken. That's what he sounds like. Yeah, he said I'm gonna have to come back there
[00:15:18] It looks skywalker going through the desert and he's like he meets allakiness. He's like oh your uncle Ben
[00:15:23] He's like yes, what will you expect? He's like I don't worry about it
[00:15:27] I don't want you know they said I gotta go through all these sand people to find my uncle Ben
[00:15:34] I was right. I thought maybe I was allowed to use the word. Yeah, I thought I had a little bit of sauce
[00:15:40] And what I thought out. Yeah, I thought in the family tree. I was one eighth or something
[00:15:44] Yeah, you know those kind of you know those kind of guys that look white but get to say it
[00:15:48] I thought I was I thought I'd hit that lottery
[00:16:02] That is funny though to have to like pull out your like family pictures of your family to prove you could say it
[00:16:15] Yeah, it's just a picture of such a hairy a truck tub man Harriet troubled
[00:16:23] Why did you say sojourn and truth because I think last time I thought that was the same person I think one time I said
[00:16:29] And then I was I'm now afraid to say advertisement for the slave auction of slave trader Jacob Levine
[00:16:49] January next at the courthouse at ten o'clock 22 likely knee grows the number of which are young and desirable
[00:16:56] Oh my god among them are field hands how hustlers and carries drivers house
[00:17:04] The following ages Robinson 40 Elsley 34 Yannicki 13
[00:17:22] Doesn't have a name D38 Amy 18 Eldridge 13
[00:17:33] Above Negroes are sold for the purpose of making some other investment of the proceeds the sale will therefore be positive
[00:17:41] Terms are credit of one two and three years for notes payable at either of the banks with two or more approved endorses
[00:17:52] Purchases to pay purchases to pay for the papers that was written in there was
[00:18:04] I love this party includes that the purchasers will have to pay for the papers that the contracts are written on
[00:18:12] Through and through you know what you know how much paper is these days?
[00:18:20] Anyway, so I love this is a historian Seymour Drescher
[00:18:25] emphasizes the problems of determining whether or not slave traders were Jewish
[00:18:31] And he goes it did a force book in versions of Jews the Christianity
[00:18:36] What did it's hard is impossible for historians to determine what portion of these slave traders?
[00:18:41] Alright, so I guess zero because to do so require the historian to choose one of several definitions of Jewish
[00:18:50] Well, how about this do they were more dressers Seymour Drescher getting us off if they were
[00:18:55] They were eligible for birthright than their Jewish. That's yeah, that's probably a good maximum. Yeah
[00:19:05] Because what is it how do you if you're eligible?
[00:19:07] How is it your mom just be Jewish you could literally say you're interested in being Jewish really? Yeah
[00:19:15] It's a free trip where they a slave owner look this guy Aaron Lopez. He looks like fucking Dave Porter
[00:19:36] Is he one of the Brazilians I've got a boat I've got an auction block. We're going out today. It's gonna be a great day
[00:19:50] Born a shop on Boston. Yeah, the Brazilian Jews went to Rhode Island. They did is it possible?
[00:20:08] Aaron Lopez Francis Salvador, Jude a Toro Jude a Toro is a sick name. Yeah
[00:20:16] That's ham Salomon. Hmm ham Jewish slave owners are found mostly in businesses or domestic settings rather than on plantations
[00:20:26] So most of the slave ownership was in an urban context
[00:20:29] Running a business or his domestic servants Jewish slave owners freed their black slaves to about the same rate as an
[00:20:34] On Jewish slave owners so not so not yeah, so they did almost never just as bad Jewish slave owners
[00:20:40] Sometimes beque slaves to their children in their wills
[00:20:43] What did the tourist say about slavery Adam? There's you have to
[00:20:52] If I'm remembering correctly you can have slaves, but they have to be able to buy their freedom
[00:21:00] So if they like they can buy their freedom. Oh now there's a whole huge section here on Jewish abolitionists
[00:21:07] Now let's let's see. Where's the section on how many of them died in the Civil War?
[00:21:11] None okay, they got the they got the none of them fun. So they just they got the facts personally felt that somebody should do something
[00:21:21] But in the section titled did anyone actually do which is there?
[00:21:30] In the Civil War air prominent Jewish religious leaders in the United States engaged in public debates about slavery
[00:21:35] Generally rabbis from the southern state supported slavery
[00:21:50] I'm a simple country rabbi. Could you not say that all of us have a price that every soul does have a price himself?
[00:22:09] You're fucking 1800s hmm. I wonder if they circumcised
[00:22:15] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, but they had to work on Sundays. Wow
[00:22:21] All the other plantations I think the slaves got off on Sunday a fun little hate
[00:22:25] Well, they must get off on Friday a fun little hate crime to do is go to go to go to the DC and in the middle of the night
[00:22:33] But you break into the African American History Museum and you hook up a bunch of extension cords and
[00:22:39] Take them all the way to the Holocaust Museum
[00:22:41] And then plug in a bunch of like computers and phone chargers inside the Holocaust Museum
[00:22:46] And then just let the world find out about it, right?
[00:22:53] Installation art. Yeah. Yeah, it's my Banksy move. That's it is accusing this circuit Marshall charging
[00:23:00] Accusing the workers of the Holocaust Museum of stealing electricity
[00:23:10] Why everybody's mad about that I've secretly stolen Archie bunkers chair from the American
[00:23:17] I'm using ocean 15. That's my now. It's in my that's your national treasure. Yeah
[00:23:23] Because England is a fag country. That's so fucking true
[00:23:28] England is a fag country. You can't say what a quote. He's not wrong
[00:23:49] TV was so much better in the fucking 70s just that show though. Yeah him that the rest of his like fucking emergency or chips
[00:23:57] They're fucking the morkin Mindy. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's a
[00:24:06] That's a spinoff of that show Sanford and son. That's a banger. That's good still holds up
[00:24:11] But all the Norman Lear shit obviously is an exception. Yeah
[00:24:15] But then yeah, he's still alive the rest of it's just big bang. I think he's a hundred years old
[00:24:21] Think he's still getting pussy. I think he's I think he's up in Connecticut getting pussy right now
[00:24:26] She's getting his old ass dick sucked on
[00:24:30] You know I I put George Jefferson on television. Yeah
[00:24:35] Presently according to the Orthodox Union the forward and Jewish quarterly slavery is
[00:24:41] Absolutely unacceptable. They got it right. They got it right. It took them. It took them. Yeah
[00:24:46] It took them a little but they got it right. Yeah, I wonder if they would have I wonder if Jews would in Israel for they would have
[00:24:55] Think they just have African slaves. They have regular African slaves
[00:25:00] Yeah, don't like the I don't think you just not get their passports or something. I
[00:25:04] Don't think they're like way shittier. I think that they're like I
[00:25:08] Don't know. They're like underserved communities. Yeah, we need to send the black Israelites over there
[00:25:15] We got a team for what be in an Israelite
[00:25:17] Just straight in black Israelites took over can we fund a black Israelite militia to take over Israel's trying to make
[00:25:28] Is trying to because they have aren't they all just strong?
[00:25:31] Like Corona now, I don't really pay attention, but they're on like the seventh shot and they're all
[00:25:37] Boosters I love that true leave it to leave it
[00:25:40] They got the whole exactly with the old Jews to be first in line for a new technology and then not use it correctly
[00:25:49] That's fucking they're all like I'm going I want to iPhone it 11 a.m. Tomorrow and then I have got 12 genius bar appointments
[00:25:57] But when I inevitably break it trying to log into my email Israel's trying to broker the piece right now
[00:26:04] Really? Yeah, because they have strong diplomatic relationship trying to try to we'll do it is real
[00:26:09] With a Ukraine and they will not well with both. Yeah, why I don't know because everybody is really either Russian or Ukrainian
[00:26:18] There's no such thing as Israelis. They're all just Europeans
[00:26:23] They're also Jews from the Middle East. Yeah, that's there's like 15. That's that's not there's a lot of them
[00:26:29] They're all just they're all just people. They're not a Mizrahi Jews. They're not the ones who are living nice in Israel, right?
[00:26:35] Oh those guys mostly the Russians. It's those guys. It's literally Netanyahu's from Philly. We've been over this
[00:26:42] There's there's uh, they're like those kind of guys
[00:26:45] But then there are Russians that came over after the Soviet Union and a lot of them aren't Jewish
[00:26:50] They just lied so they can get out whoa really they like eat pork and stuff respect. Hey rock
[00:26:55] Okay, that's not they just live in Israel
[00:26:58] Um and then and then there's like a bunch of Jews from like Iraq and stuff damn came over. Yeah, they're on and so
[00:27:04] Persian Jews and stuff and they let me tell you something they love the Palestinians those boys
[00:27:11] And North Africa. There are a lot of North African Jews. That's cool. Yeah, okay
[00:27:16] Are we being sort of facetious about though? They they are
[00:27:24] there was like a picture during the last Gaza thing of like
[00:27:29] Mizrahi family just setting up with lawn chairs like by the fence around Gaza. Just watching the atrocity
[00:27:35] Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah, that's why we need the black Israelites
[00:27:42] Yeah, and send them over there. I gotta send them in they're ready dressed kind of like they dressed. Yeah, they look awesome
[00:27:48] I can't wait for the us to get fucking wrecked. I guess Biden's
[00:27:50] Is issuing some executive order about crypto now because you know the dollar is finally about to be fucking destroyed
[00:27:59] regular Americans are supposed to suffer
[00:28:03] So we have to it has to be illegal for us to have cryptocurrencies well
[00:28:07] While the capital flight happens safely for
[00:28:10] Nancy Pelosi should I put my money in the yen
[00:28:13] For sure you should buy you should you for all of your money that to to renmin be right now
[00:28:19] Renmin be with the fuck is it? I think that's they're like fucking there like digital currency. Oh really? Yeah
[00:28:25] Wait, wait, yen is I don't know what it is. Yeah, you should know you and you
[00:28:29] And you win is right Chinese. Yeah, japan. It's wait. What's the Chinese dollar? It's called the UN. Yes
[00:28:35] Yeah, it's just almost yen. Yeah. Yeah, they added a you between well, they're all
[00:28:41] But that's the thing about Chinese all the words sound the same anyway. Mm true. Yeah money is chan
[00:28:51] The dollar is yen. Okay, china is chan chan chan chan chan
[00:28:58] Yeah, it's all the same word. I need a fucking big titty chinese wife to show me how to get everything
[00:29:04] Yeah, Jesus has to come in the morning cut my hair with a sword
[00:29:11] That would be so fucking awesome. What kind of breakfast do Chinese people have general sales breakfast
[00:29:20] General says yeah me moving to china. I just have every real general says general says better
[00:29:25] I like a general says ham and cheese sandwich eggs general
[00:29:31] That actually would be pretty tight egg generals Benedict. Yeah, we're not far out from that
[00:29:36] I can't seem to be a restaurant in brooklyn in three weeks that'll have a general sose breakfast and it'll cost 38 dollars
[00:29:42] And her like after losing my mind after thinking I was Anthony Bourdain for 20 years and realizing
[00:29:48] I was just a fag with a bunch of tattoos. I decided to use my dad's money to open the most obnoxious restaurant in the world
[00:29:55] Where we have it's mcdonald's breakfast but with chinese sauces
[00:30:00] That does you know what I can make something happen with that
[00:30:04] What is because Japanese people we know a Japanese breakfast is a little salmon a little rice
[00:30:10] Chinese place up in their new barris time because one of those it's like what if what if like
[00:30:14] Yeah, we're in blade runner and we're having fermented mushroom
[00:30:19] I mean we what we ate there and they had that one who fucked up salad where they just chopped the cabbage wrong
[00:30:25] Yeah for no reason. Yeah instead of slicing it thin like nice cabbage. Yeah, I can cut it the wrong way
[00:30:31] Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's the thing. I've had stuff. It's fucking
[00:30:34] It's fucking inedible. It's just salty. Yeah, or they put too much like szechuan pepper in there
[00:30:42] Do they the other one closed that's the only the one in the city closed I think because there was like a fucking scandal there
[00:30:47] I'm sure well, I mean that restaurant's just a place for a fucking was like like burning people
[00:30:53] It's just a place for trans people to pretend they're on a spaceship. That's all right
[00:30:57] That's true and for that it serves a purpose. It's the people that work there are really cool
[00:31:02] They're all really fashion people. Yeah, it was cool. I only went there with you guys. Yeah
[00:31:07] The bathrooms tight the one loves it. I was just gonna say the matrix the bathroom fucking all
[00:31:12] I don't like going in there because I realize how much calm there is on the front of my pants. Yeah. Yeah
[00:31:16] Because everything's black like yeah, it's black lights. Yeah cosmic bowling. That's a big no-no for me. Yep
[00:31:25] Genesis of cosmic bowling was trying to find pedophiles hanging out at the bowling house
[00:31:29] Makes sense very smart. It's a very it's a it's a tricky place for them to hang out
[00:31:34] Because you could very well be an adult. That's just in the bowling sure that's a dangerous
[00:31:38] Very well being a bowling alley the bowling alley is sort of like the 38 parallel demilitarized zone between children and pedophiles
[00:31:50] And the dmz is or the cosmic bowling is just a day to make sure that nobody's offside right right right
[00:31:57] Have you guys checked in on on bowling recently?
[00:32:01] No, the game has changed. What do you mean? There's a guy that changed the game. What do you mean?
[00:32:05] He bowls two-handed no two-handed spin bowler. That sucks and he's killing surprising
[00:32:11] There's nothing in the room. It says that you can't do. Yeah, he's going 300
[00:32:15] And then people now people are switching over to two hands. Oh, that stinks
[00:32:19] Bowling's changed. There's a little there's finesse to the fuck the thing looks cool going
[00:32:23] I was thinking we I would you guys would have to be in on it
[00:32:26] But would you want to get custom bowling balls sure? Yeah, it's a three-way vote. Yes. Yeah, we're doing that
[00:32:33] We get a jacket. Huh? Can we get jackets? I didn't say we're gonna be on a bowling team
[00:32:37] Okay, I just said we're individually going to get custom bowling balls
[00:32:40] I'd like to get a unicorn and our leisure. We shall enjoy bowling. Here's where I'll get
[00:32:46] I'm gonna get a skull and it's clear. Yeah, you gotta get clear of what huh like mysteries
[00:32:51] Is that for mr. Yeah, she's got her dad's head in the bowling ball. Yeah, oh hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:32:57] Yeah, something like that. That movie is cool. I love this room
[00:33:00] I'm gonna get an eight ball in the middle of mine. That's good and then people call me the pool shark
[00:33:05] And I'm the guy who suck a ball, but you can fuck people up a pool. I'm really good
[00:33:10] Like why are you keep bowling? Yeah, like I like it's fun because I'm trying to I couldn't fuck any of those Chinese girls
[00:33:18] And that was the only reason I got a ball pool
[00:33:20] Oh, dude those hot Chinese ladies. Yeah, the crazy trick. Yeah, the spider. Yeah. Yeah. She's so awesome
[00:33:28] Whatever that bit apparently there's a correlation between
[00:33:34] The shorter you are the better pool your best pool players are all like short because they're so close to the balls
[00:33:39] You're closer to the table. I went I went your eyes. I play pool. I played pool with Caleb
[00:33:45] And he was he used to be in a league in LA and he says it's all he's being a pool league
[00:33:48] He's to be in a pool league Caleb your best friend now, huh?
[00:33:57] What is it from list from what are these podcasts from Joe list pod about Joe list about Joe
[00:34:04] Okay, I don't I don't met that guy. I went to Boston with him. They had a little room
[00:34:09] Do you have sex with him? No, but we like you suck his dick. No, but we watch the air and his trip
[00:34:15] Oh, yeah, you watched the part does Aaron Lopez
[00:34:20] You're Aaron Lopez. He's the Dave poor noise slave trader
[00:34:32] You wouldn't have the you wouldn't have the guts to murder your gay lover. Absolutely. No, you'd be the one getting murdered
[00:34:44] I'll get one of my cousins from the other side. Yeah. Yeah, you know those fucking guys in the lawn chairs looking at the Palestinians
[00:34:49] One of those boys they got there a seventh booster
[00:34:53] One of them boys. He immediately just dies because he gets a very mild
[00:35:00] Done right in New York. There's yeah, you could do dude. It was so weird just fucking traveling everywhere because it's different every city
[00:35:08] Just has a different it's yeah, it's like what the fuck are we even doing anymore?
[00:35:15] Weird because it's like you're in San Francisco. No one you know liberal ass place whatever
[00:35:20] And then you go to Austin and it's all these people that like have to pretend they're better than the rest of Texas
[00:35:25] Yeah, so they make you it's like god. We're in fucking Texas. No one else
[00:35:29] Chicago was like that they were fucking crazy about the mass in Chicago
[00:35:33] That's why I'm gonna understand because it's an ugly. It's an ugly city sure
[00:35:37] I feel like the uglier the place is the more reluctant they're gonna be to give up the mass
[00:35:41] Yeah, that makes sense, you know sanitodeo despite their politics will be wearing those
[00:35:50] That sucks my dick dude sanitode is fucking horrid DC will have mass for oh forever dude. Yeah
[00:35:57] Yeah, that's the nexus of tattle tale and ugly. Yeah, it's fucking oh there
[00:36:03] Yeah, just the world's most hideous loving rules that love the world's ugliest bitches that love
[00:36:09] Lecturing you and that love rolling out. They think they're so smart. Oh god damn fucking
[00:36:19] Somebody in DC that works with a woman whose name was like I forget her last her first name. Her name was like Sarah Grouch
[00:36:28] It was like hyphenated to like Sarah Grouch Silverstein
[00:36:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is most DC. I'm sure she got some opinions. Oh my god Rachel Grouch
[00:36:42] This is Rachel Grouch just in the groups black
[00:36:46] Reminder that if you use the microwave, please wipe off the inside of the microwave if you use it
[00:36:56] Gentle reminder I've installed a camera to tap to see who's doing it, and I don't want to have to remind somebody again
[00:37:05] This is Rachel Grouch hyphen green blads
[00:37:13] So anyway, you were sucking Caleb's cock or whatever no no, but he was telling me he was in a pool league and
[00:37:18] It was just all Filipino guys, and they were so nasty. They were probably so nasty. Yeah, shout out to Filipinos
[00:37:26] Yeah, apparently they're so good at pool. They got some big titties over there in the Philippines. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:37:32] That's an awesome typo. Oh, yeah type of personality
[00:37:35] Out Filipinas after the Philippines with a big ass titties in the fat ass Filipinas make my peanut fill up
[00:37:44] This fill up my penis. That's where the cable got
[00:37:49] That's why I like being over here because Phil beans fill up my pain
[00:37:59] And it was a Manila yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:38:05] I'm below yeah because I want a little like a pussy on look every pussy I see over here
[00:38:11] Manila's good name and by the way adult pussy. I'm not over here. Fuck no kids
[00:38:15] They got a lot of they got a lot of pedophiles who come over here pedophiles probably cuz it sounds like Phil Phil
[00:38:25] Philippine a pedophile fell pedophile kind of bounces off the tongue speaking about
[00:38:40] You look like a janitor I pushed you look at our housekeeping bitch. I want shoved out dragged her in my fucking room
[00:38:46] I'm on the blue collar collar. Oh, okay, but I don't for you. No, yeah, no one speaks English. She's just
[00:38:59] Bidding to raping someone. Yeah, Ron white. I'll put wrong white cigars in her pussy made of bill Angvall smoke him. He was crying. Yeah, I think maybe I think maybe
[00:39:17] Just suck the little kids penis. Yeah, you might be Jeff Foxworthy
[00:39:21] You might be Jeff Foxworthy on vacation
[00:39:48] How there's sexual tourism for you know perverts and whatnot? Yeah
[00:39:52] Do you think there's do you think there's well, you know pedophiles and that that type of thing they go somewhere to break the law
[00:39:59] Do you think there's domestic break in the law break in the law?
[00:40:07] Wasting in the Philippines sweating over a little boy. I don't care to me
[00:40:19] Through his screams and through his tears I was barely
[00:40:39] Yeah, nice little break we had nice little break stops on the road this show is we are going to be just pre-record the fuck
[00:40:49] No, it's not it makes it worse, but it makes it better for our lives. I think it's better for the show. It's better for our lives
[00:40:56] Yeah, well, I don't care about the show. Also, I don't even think about whether it's
[00:41:02] I have lost all of my professional representation, so I need to book a tour
[00:41:07] So if you have a venue that seats about 200 or 300 people that I could do four nights at anywhere
[00:41:14] Tickets are $50. I need an upfront guarantee of 30 30
[00:41:24] This is the other venue just gonna have to take out another mortgage to pay you
[00:41:30] A one quote back to the question at hand though fellas
[00:41:33] Do you think there is domestic abuse tourism as well? Like do you think some guy travels some guy whose wife piece them off?
[00:41:40] Yeah, he's like the honey. I got good news. We're going to Saudi Arabia
[00:41:44] He just checks in as soon as he's in the hotel just fucking wallops. We've said we've said shouty at baby. Right?
[00:41:57] Do you think that exists you think there's domestic abuse tourism
[00:42:01] And if that would be the most ethical wife
[00:42:04] That's the way. Yeah, I think I'll buy you doesn't want to break the law making indian scientists like pushing his way into the oval office
[00:42:11] He's got like a laptop and he's like mr. President you have to see this
[00:42:15] They're like get this guy hold him down the president. He's like, you know, he's bill Pullman or whatever. Yes, of course
[00:42:20] He's like let him through. What does he got to say?
[00:42:24] And he's like let him through what is it? He's like
[00:42:26] Thank you mr. President look at this and he opens the laptop and it's just a picture of woman's tits
[00:42:37] Is that oh, okay, this is awesome. I am becoming so
[00:42:49] Mm-hmm. I wish a fucking indian scientists would come in right now. Mm-hmm. The picture of tits. Yeah
[00:42:56] Yeah, I'm fucking jetlagged to let a mother fucker. I was on west coast time where are you?
[00:43:01] I was the last the whole time vancouver. You don't really look like you gained any weight. No, I got fat as shit
[00:43:06] Oh, yeah, you know, I can't tell I gained like fucking probably 30 pounds. When somebody's over 250
[00:43:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I that in between that and 350. I got no idea. Yeah, there is one more level. I'm desperately trying not to hit
[00:43:19] Also a child if they're in between the ages of four and 11 no idea
[00:43:26] Literally no fucking idea. You can show me a nine-year-old. You'd be like he's six. I'll be like I guess I'm with you there
[00:43:31] I have no fucking idea. I know what a baby is. I know what a baby is. I know what a child is
[00:43:37] I know what some piece of shit fucking tween is. Yep. Yep, a little mustache hairs. Yeah, you know
[00:43:44] They smell worse than even a grown man for some reason. Yeah
[00:43:52] Dude, yeah when it when a little kids birthday like I remember I was at a greek party where was like the kids went from like it was like a year
[00:43:59] You know, it's like Easter something. It's like all the little kids went from like being like babies to being like fucking preteens
[00:44:05] They're just running around dude. They smelled fucking horrible. Yeah, they're Greek body odor fucking kicks in dude
[00:44:11] That's a tough day doesn't tough day in any child's life
[00:44:15] When you realize your natural state is smelling like fucking probably smell like Aaron Lopez's stockroom. Yeah
[00:44:22] Yeah, I guess it might probably smell something like what a Brazil an 18th
[00:44:28] An 18th or 19th century. Yeah Brazilian juice slave owner stockroom smelled like yeah
[00:44:37] What do you do? What are you doing jouling over there? Yeah, you stopped a bit of diamond. I did no
[00:44:43] He's you know, it's crazy. It blows hard to quit, but once you get past it's like cigarettes when you get past that first three days
[00:44:48] Oh the first couple guys cock. Yeah. Yeah, when you're three days
[00:44:56] Box the box. Let me see it. Oh those oh one of those big boys. I've been I just get the disposables
[00:45:02] I used to smoke weed out of something that looked like that. Yeah, basically looks like
[00:45:06] A little iPod nano. I got it. I need a sandwich. It literally is the same casing
[00:45:11] What kind of sandwiches should we get for lunch guys? Let's talk about something you want to get deli? Let's get something good
[00:45:18] Let's order some of this sandwich. I miss a deli. I mean, let's do it. You've been on the right. We don't have to have this deli
[00:45:25] I mean, I can try a new deli we could try a new deli
[00:45:27] I could order something but I'm kind of in the sandwich zone if I'm being honest
[00:45:31] Uh, yeah, we'll figure it out. I got I I kind of had a sandwich for breakfast
[00:45:36] Okay, so his fuck your ulterior motive shown well I had a half a bagel
[00:45:41] So a bagel and a sandwich are not the same thing. I had a quick bagel on the way out
[00:45:47] Yeah, you're gonna make fun of me. But it's one of my favorites. Let's hear it. This is just butter
[00:45:52] I'm like gonna make funny a butter on a bagel is so underrated. You guys got I brought a the blender to the airport
[00:45:58] To the airport well through the airport. Did it break? I took you out that happened to me too. Yeah, cold Vitamix
[00:46:05] They gave me everything from already on my guy
[00:46:11] Because of the blades in there. I was able to sneak a knife through both LaGuardia and
[00:46:18] Another airport carry on. Yeah, Cara. Wow. It's brought a fucking switch blade
[00:46:24] That's awesome because they get they get so worked up about the blender
[00:46:27] And I says talking to these guys like I'm gonna let it slide
[00:46:31] But I'll be honest with you a lot of people they just you know they get kind of iffy about the blade
[00:46:35] So you might don't think this can be an all-time thing right? It's like sure thing off the like
[00:46:40] Pot stab I could have you could have bladed the I could have easily taken that plane dude
[00:46:45] I remember my they think greasives like right after I 11
[00:46:48] They just let my dad come through with like a bag full like fucking screwdrivers and hammers
[00:46:53] It's like my fucking ziplock bag my hoarder as grandfather gave it to him and like as a present
[00:47:01] Yeah, just just sharp dangerous garbage anything. You were just like, okay. It's a screwdriver. All right good. Yeah
[00:47:13] Yeah, dude, that's fucking sick. You had a knife on you on the fucking plane. Did you feel powerful?
[00:47:16] I did because no no other asshole has a weapon on there dude. I've brought and it's weird. I brought fucking I brought switchblade through
[00:47:26] You know, that's awesome. Yeah, I've like managed the I don't know how I just don't get well
[00:47:30] They don't fucking check anything dude. Yeah, do the air marshals have have guns
[00:47:34] They used to but I don't think they even have a gun on a plane you like kill like the cap
[00:47:40] They have air marshals on the phone. Yeah, cuz I mean it takes up a fucking seed
[00:47:45] The airlines like you know unless the federal government's paying them they probably are
[00:47:49] Yeah, but I don't think those guys are around anymore. Yeah
[00:47:53] Imagine me juling on a plane and then getting shot and then the cabin prayer
[00:47:57] Would it would it pointless like you know like cuz you know after 9-11 those guys said they're all important you'd see the air marshal
[00:48:04] They have this where they supposed to be in civilians, but they didn't yeah, but you could tell you know
[00:48:09] And I say every undercover accomplishes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's probably the yeah the guys on the the Bedford platt train platform
[00:48:16] We're in a slate gray hoodie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tim's are like jeans that are somehow look ironed. Yeah
[00:48:27] What do you call it like when you send a shirt to the triclater? Yeah, a five foot one latino guy with a shaved head wearing like
[00:48:33] Nine different vests. Yeah, they love it. They're all just like ball puffed out
[00:48:48] Trying to buy insane black guy who was just babbling. You're like you're like I'll give you five dollars to own you
[00:48:55] We need a shower room you fucking you get him on meds and then you sell him at a fucking markup
[00:49:08] Anyways, we're in Europe getting stabbed by uh, my only my only son is the air marshals have never done anything
[00:49:15] Never once never once yeah, 9-11 happened. Yeah, right exactly. Okay. Suck my dick. Yeah, if 9-11 hadn't happened
[00:49:24] And I knew somehow that it could have yeah, then I'd respect you
[00:49:27] It's very funny to have a thing happen that only happens once and then they created a job to prevent it from happening
[00:49:32] And then those guys get to be like for me. This would be happening every day. Yeah, exactly. Yeah
[00:49:39] We're we're in the fucking giant meteor
[00:49:42] Prevention office and as a meteor hit you yet. No
[00:49:46] Well, I like a hundred thousand dollars, please. I would want I'd like to get my dick side
[00:49:49] Mm-hmm. I'm a hero like a fireman. It's crazy that making a hundred grand a year is not that much money anymore. I know that used to be like
[00:50:02] And both in New York is in New York the medium income is like 87 88 thousand dollars
[00:50:08] Dude in both four hundred kick 100k could stretch but I remember thinking when I was growing up
[00:50:12] I was like man if I could make 40k here. Yeah, like literally that's the only goal I had
[00:50:18] My first job was 40k. I thought I was really no I never I never even made that much until the podcast
[00:50:23] I mean like I made fucking the most I ever made was
[00:50:28] Over I think 30. No, no that was the first year of the podcast prior to that. I mean yeah, I never made more than 25,000 a year
[00:50:39] Oh, you know fucking early comedy tour days was just like fucking when I was just like opening for people
[00:50:44] It was like 500 dollars per week. Yeah, I'm just eking out of fucking like, you know
[00:50:50] $2,000 a month living plus like you know
[00:50:53] Whatever the fuck some writing here great industry. I mean as a paralegal I made some money, but yeah
[00:51:03] I don't remember how much it was and I made a little money selling weed. I missed my original passion of paralegal
[00:51:09] Well, I guess my second original passion
[00:51:15] Well, dude, do you ever think about going back to law school man finishing it?
[00:51:18] No, just going back to being a paralegal get my notary public stamp
[00:51:22] Are you gonna go back in the game? Have you ever thought about getting fucked in your ash for money?
[00:51:28] Yeah, it doesn't have to be for you. No me. I can't do it. You can so I have to pay people to fuck me in the ass
[00:51:36] That's so fucking true. I got all right. It's not gonna be a sandwich. What's it gonna be then Adam? I don't know
[00:51:43] Nick, how do you where do you land? I'm sure like we're gonna go sandwich. I just I'd like a night
[00:51:48] I guess it doesn't have to be the sandwich
[00:51:51] But I kind of like to hold the sandwich man go hans
[00:51:55] Come on man throw a little cable on we eat a sandwich. I doesn't sound awesome
[00:51:58] I would love to watch TV with my boy. That's what I'm saying
[00:52:01] I promise you stop. I won't do last the thing I did last time we were watching TV
[00:52:04] What did you do last time I sent you that picture of my penis? Oh my god. I forgot about that
[00:52:09] I'm sorry about that. You didn't like it. I hated it not I mean not only did you send me pictures
[00:52:14] Sending it. I just thought it was said like five
[00:52:17] If you just don't say anything you're sitting next to your boy, then okay one time. It's funny
[00:52:26] Nick doesn't like the game. He we were talking about in Chicago. He said he doesn't like the game
[00:52:30] The game was sending each other our Cox. It's not a game. It's just a game. You do engage
[00:52:35] No, the premise is that it's gay to send a girl a picture of your penis
[00:52:39] But it's tight to send your boys a picture of the police. That's not that's not a good. That's the game
[00:52:43] It's not a game. It's a thing you just said over and over again
[00:52:47] The thing here's the thing if I say it enough times is fucking true Nick
[00:52:50] Here's the thing I appreciate it because now I have
[00:52:52] Incredible power over you. Yeah, you can sign me up for grinder because I could fucking leak your cockpicks at any moment
[00:53:06] You're maybe I'll start maybe I'll start releasing a dick pic every picks a pixel a day. No, you gotta get me
[00:53:11] Okay, one pixel. That's one pixel a day. How many pixels those shits have probably millions
[00:53:17] Well, you know, I don't mean a full, you know, just a little square a day then
[00:53:23] I just mean little by little. I gotta I gotta pick real quick. That's fine. Dude. Go people
[00:53:28] I want do you see Batman yet? I saw a bad man. Don't tell me bad. I haven't seen it yet. Well, can I say if I liked it? No
[00:53:39] Was hoping you'd say no and then I'd be like sick. Let's go watch Batman. Oh, I would
[00:53:44] Maybe I'll go again. Okay. It's three hours. That's the thing that's holding me. I went I went
[00:53:50] Uh, I got tickets last second someone someone a friend of mine Phil texts me
[00:53:55] He's like I got tickets to an iMac screening on Long Island Long Island
[00:53:59] Then I got in the car and it was like I pulled up ways one hour and 40 minutes there
[00:54:05] But you know what nice to go for a drive an hour 40
[00:54:09] It was nice. It was but I really was like fuck you dude
[00:54:12] You fucked me and then it's a three-hour movie the whole process took you seven hours
[00:54:17] I I like I was like leaving to go pick him up and he was like he's like, you know, leave it this time
[00:54:25] And then thankfully I left at that time because we need traffic times wild
[00:54:30] No, on the way back also cruising back in the middle of the night from long island. That's cool. It was sick
[00:54:37] In like, you know 35 40 minutes. Oh my god. Yeah, it's fast. Holy fuck. It took that long
[00:54:43] The fucking get there dude. It's but it's all getting out of the city. It's all going through fucking queens
[00:54:51] Dude, I got did I tell you why uh that swastika thing Nick? What's what he taught?
[00:55:02] We're at that bar where you can like draw on the tables. Yeah, you're in. Yeah, yeah
[00:55:08] And an alexa or swastika and then Steven like he was wasted. He was just like doing this bit where he's like
[00:55:15] Who came up to our table and drew this swastika? It couldn't have been Adam
[00:55:22] So he like called the waiter over and I like I got really mad at him for doing this
[00:55:28] Someone has come over to our table and drawn a swastika a symbol of the nazi party of germany on our table
[00:55:35] And it wasn't any of us. I think I was like
[00:55:38] Know what? I'm gonna bring your check right now. You guys are out of here. We're kicked out
[00:55:45] This is a story. This is a story about you being jealous of how funny Steven is
[00:55:56] Right, but I was like listen this guy's at work. He's like fucking stressed out of work
[00:55:59] I was like just go apologize so we don't have to leave
[00:56:11] I'd like you to ask every single person
[00:56:13] He like doubled down instead of being like listen, sorry. We're fucking around
[00:56:18] Yeah, so we all have to fucking leave. That's just there. And so I was like mad at him
[00:56:21] I was like, no, you're mad at Steven for committing to the bit. He committed to being up with a better bit than you know the entire time
[00:56:27] I said this is a very good bit. It's very funny
[00:56:30] Really changing your tone in the last minute. We got kicked out
[00:56:34] I wasn't doing my fear when you know the show has to end and exactly like
[00:56:42] Three whole I wasn't dealt with my beer and I was pissed. I wanted to finish
[00:56:46] I was like you could have just gone up to him been like sorry. I was fucking around
[00:56:49] It was very funny. Where'd you go? It was funny doubling down and saying I'd like you to ask every single person this far
[00:56:58] Where'd I go? I went home. Wow. I was the night was over killed tonight
[00:57:04] Killed tonight. He assassinated the night
[00:57:09] Damn three minutes on three minutes. I can't think anything about fuck
[00:57:15] I just keep thinking about sandwiches to be honest. I'm trying to think if I should go warm or cold
[00:57:19] So build your perfect sandwich for three minutes. I can't I don't know what mood I'm in though. Am I going breakfast? I haven't had breakfast
[00:57:27] Or am I going fucking cold cut? Italian sob
[00:57:33] Little mayonnaise a little fucking tomato onion fucking hot capico
[00:57:38] Oh a gabagool a little fucking gabagool a little fucking salam
[00:57:46] That's a fucking underrated underrated. I was about to say underrated fucking cut especially in an ensemble
[00:57:53] Italian you take the fucking sometimes you can put ham in there
[00:58:00] Do not put ham in my fucking Italian sub no what the fuck is this?
[00:58:05] Free lunch. It's got a Baltimore City public schools. It's got to have a fucking
[00:58:09] Italian ham sandwich. Well, they try and say it's ham-cappy
[00:58:13] That ain't it sometimes you just give me ham and I'm not a fucking idiot bro. We should order from this place
[00:58:18] What's it called? It's 20 minute delivery. What's it called? Wind-sun bakery?
[00:58:22] Isn't that a donut place? Yeah, it's just they have donuts and fucking s-
[00:58:26] Ian Brod. No, the breakfast sandwiches are really good
[00:58:29] It's a stuff Ian brought that one time. They do and they also do a breakfast sandwich
[00:58:38] Donut it's not a donut shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. It's a sweet bakery first of all
[00:58:42] It's a stuff Ian brought to the cap shut the fuck up. It was good. The donuts were good
[00:58:46] Let me finish go ahead. What's in it? What is it? It's because it's a tie on ease make a phone of steve
[00:58:51] Flat it's a tie on ease please. I just got a recommend
[00:58:55] I wasn't making fun of Stephen. I was I said why I told the confusing story. Why I got that
[00:58:59] Who's not a professional comedian by the way? He's just our regular
[00:59:03] He tried to be funny like me. No, he's very fun professional comedian
[00:59:07] We all know he's very fun and and it was disrespectful to a service worker
[00:59:13] To our work to have worked to the working they kept this country disrespected the workers
[00:59:22] All right, so is the estate is not as if you run that back and listen to it Adam you're all over the place
[00:59:39] I don't have to leave I didn't want to go
[00:59:44] I didn't I was at the time at night where you want to go somewhere but more importantly the workers
[00:59:48] No the guy what and listen he works very hard
[00:59:55] The workers kept this country open at the height of the coronavirus pandemic
[00:59:59] Okay, and I thank the workers every day. Okay. Okay. Listen win some bakery is a tie on ease bakery
[01:00:06] Right? So they have a breakfast sandwich where instead of a bun
[01:00:10] They use they have one with a milk bun that's very good
[01:00:12] But they have one that where they use a scallion pancake
[01:00:15] And it is it is sexy. It is a sexy breakfast sandwich
[01:00:20] You know that again, all that's interesting, but what I've been to where I've said to you is I haven't been home in a while
[01:00:26] I'd like a nice. That's fine. New York City deli sandwich. That's fine. We could we go do that
[01:00:31] Okay, I've had plenty of Chinese type shit. I was in Vancouver. I was in fucking San Francisco
[01:00:37] I was in Los Angeles. I've had a lot of Asian type food. Damn. Now. I'm looking at this place
[01:00:45] Look we ordered donuts too, but I would need a breakfast sandwich. Make a fried chicken. That's also really good
[01:00:50] Or I don't know if I need a break. I can't decide. Do I go breakfast? Do I go fucking sub?
[01:00:56] Okay, you don't go breakfast. That was used to go life is hard. I don't want fucking scallion pancakes
[01:01:00] Oh my thank you have without scallion pancakes. Don't this is a classic atom move
[01:01:05] I say I want something. Oh, you clearly really want something else and you try and convince me I want what you want
[01:01:12] No, this you're saying you want breakfast?
[01:01:17] Adam you do this telling stop that this how we ended up in fucking Japan
[01:01:23] We're supposed to just go to fucking Australia and we adjusted to the time fucking it really made those shows a lot better
[01:01:29] Oh, yeah, I loved fucking hobbling around on a foot that had just healed in one of the fucking and re-injury
[01:01:36] Having to ice my foot down every day so you get fucking vintage clothes
[01:01:41] You fuck the least shit. I only marked out so fuck you and fuck win son whatever the fuck bakery
[01:01:49] All right, we're definitely not kidding because I just remember Japan
[01:01:54] Listen, we should have gotten prostitutes
[01:01:56] I'm sorry if you had just bought me a whore with big tits all this would have been forgotten
[01:02:02] I was a bit remember I was looking it up and it was like apparently some places
[01:02:05] They don't like they only want Japanese people listen that that's not what I need to figure out
[01:02:11] You should have made it up to me for dragging me to Japan by getting me a big-titted prostitute
[01:02:18] I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say overall. You're a bad friend. I'm not gonna say overall
[01:02:26] But that wasn't your I'll put it this way that wasn't your best moment as a friend
[01:02:31] Okay, now I thought you were gonna I thought it was gonna be a lot different. I thought a lot of things were gonna be a lot
[01:02:38] That's true. There's another element that trip
[01:02:45] That was also great. I would have a trip over. We both had girls both both the other thing
[01:02:51] That was great by that trip is that Nick lost 40,000. Oh, was that it was not?
[01:02:57] I thought you were day trading while we were there. You know, I made I made money while we were there
[01:03:02] That didn't have no after I thought you were in the Airbnb's day trading. I remember oh, yeah
[01:03:07] You were you were gonna remember us with something yeah, no, I was just moved a bunch of money into crypto
[01:03:16] the like fall of 2017 and then the market that was was the bottom of the market
[01:03:22] But then it did have real quick in December
[01:03:25] After that, but you know, and by the way folks this counts is
[01:03:29] Don't think because we're over three and a half minutes the next episode is gonna be 57 minutes now. Oh, yeah in fact