[00:00:00] Well, folks, it's another very special edition of

[00:00:06] Compound, Starros Alchius on the road.

[00:00:11] He's in Ukraine right now.

[00:00:14] I'm just trying to figure shit out over there.

[00:00:15] The hold on, get this, the rocky road.

[00:00:20] Yeah, I heard he's trying to, he's trying to set up a.

[00:00:23] We got a couple of chocolate summit with Zilinski and Putin.

[00:00:26] Yeah, he's trying to have to.

[00:00:28] He's got a big, big Easter chocolate, Easter bunny.

[00:00:32] Yeah.

[00:00:33] He said, guys, we're going to work.

[00:00:36] We're going to solve this the way I know how to.

[00:00:39] He said, you got a horse over there.

[00:00:41] We got a horse over here.

[00:00:44] He's like, can we just protect these whores?

[00:00:46] Yeah. Yeah.

[00:00:47] Yeah. My internet was out for two days.

[00:00:49] The Verizon guy had to come this morning.

[00:00:51] He shows up.

[00:00:52] He's like, yeah, I'll take a go look outside.

[00:00:54] I'm going to take a look at the box outside.

[00:00:56] Yeah.

[00:00:57] And he's out there, he's out there for two and a half hours.

[00:00:59] He comes back and he's like, yeah, it's what I thought.

[00:01:00] They unplugged it outside.

[00:01:03] Is that what?

[00:01:04] Yeah.

[00:01:04] It's like it was just a matter of a plug.

[00:01:06] They just that's what he said.

[00:01:09] They unplugged it outside.

[00:01:10] Why did it take too?

[00:01:12] Too.

[00:01:12] I have no idea.

[00:01:13] What they said, like a proper union got to do your internet.

[00:01:16] Literally wearing like wearing like the like union merch.

[00:01:19] Wow.

[00:01:20] You know, wow.

[00:01:21] It's it's crazy.

[00:01:22] The factory closes.

[00:01:23] He has to get a gay internet.

[00:01:24] I love that.

[00:01:25] I love that there's two kinds of wearing union merch guys.

[00:01:28] Like the hardest core blue collar guys.

[00:01:31] This guy was like that.

[00:01:32] He's like, you know, probably some.

[00:01:34] And then I'm just like, I'm doing the thing.

[00:01:36] We're like a middle class guy just like a deeply, just sexualizes.

[00:01:42] It's like a hardworking man.

[00:01:43] He's like dripping and sweat.

[00:01:45] He's just yeah, he's got he's got grease and oil all over his body.

[00:01:49] He's just he's real.

[00:01:51] That's real man.

[00:01:52] And he was fetishizing.

[00:01:53] Yeah, I did that.

[00:01:54] And over a wave.

[00:01:55] You know, there's like a racist Italian guy.

[00:01:57] You know, those guys.

[00:01:58] And then there's like the fucking like the DSA.

[00:02:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:03] Yeah, the fucking guys who's like, I'm in the I'm in the auto workers union

[00:02:07] for my substitute teaching at a liberal arts college.

[00:02:12] Yeah, for some reason, they've been organized by the guys that install bumpers

[00:02:16] on new Chevrolet's.

[00:02:18] I'm salting for the union, trying to teach them not to say bad words.

[00:02:22] I am I am a worker.

[00:02:24] I'm working class.

[00:02:26] Salting is kind of badass.

[00:02:28] The guys that do that.

[00:02:30] It's like James Bond.

[00:02:32] Yeah, they get a job where some some places isn't unionized.

[00:02:35] I guess I got a certain I got to start wearing tuxedos now on stage.

[00:02:39] No, in general, you know, because I'm like a millionaire.

[00:02:41] I'm like an old millionaire.

[00:02:43] Uh huh.

[00:02:43] Yeah, I can't I can't, you know, yeah, you have to get more of a dandish

[00:02:47] faufish kind of vibe.

[00:02:48] Yeah, if I don't want I don't want people to make the mistake of thinking

[00:02:51] that I'm like clinging to my adolescence.

[00:02:53] Yeah, it's true.

[00:02:54] We're at a certain age where we have to start dressing like, man, tuxedos.

[00:02:58] Fucking, you know, like a big like a big 40s car.

[00:03:03] You know, like big massive.

[00:03:05] Yeah, just big fenders like a wuga fedora tuxedo.

[00:03:10] Just trying to parallel park and smashing other people's bumpers.

[00:03:13] I said this before the show, but it's crazy because, you know, that's how

[00:03:17] everybody was back in the forest. There's all these white guys.

[00:03:21] Fedora, a wuga car, big fenders.

[00:03:25] So like everyone back then was just for lack of a better word, a coon.

[00:03:30] You know what I mean?

[00:03:31] No.

[00:03:33] I guess that that is an aesthetic that has been maintained by black.

[00:03:37] For lack of a better word.

[00:03:38] I don't know.

[00:03:39] For lack of a better word is what I'm saying.

[00:03:41] I don't know.

[00:03:44] I'm saying I'm saying for lack of a

[00:03:47] better word.

[00:03:50] Yeah.

[00:03:50] A lot of other words.

[00:03:51] If there's not a better word for lack of a better word to use in that situation.

[00:03:55] If you have a limited vocabulary, I suppose, but.

[00:03:59] If you had, yeah.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:00] That's going to be that this is a guy getting canceled for saying the

[00:04:04] N word.

[00:04:04] He's like, but I learned, I just learned the English.

[00:04:07] That's the only word.

[00:04:08] I don't know.

[00:04:09] Maybe 50 words, 50.

[00:04:11] Sinko, sinko sequente words.

[00:04:16] Ei, salamente verboso yo soy nasiamento.

[00:04:25] Yeah.

[00:04:26] You're going to say the word now?

[00:04:28] No, he's going to look at his face.

[00:04:31] I'm not going to do it.

[00:04:32] Yeah.

[00:04:32] I'm not going to do it.

[00:04:33] I shouldn't have said this.

[00:04:34] Where is the other one?

[00:04:35] I shouldn't have said to see what.

[00:04:36] Stop.

[00:04:37] Where does that come from?

[00:04:38] That black people are like raccoons?

[00:04:41] I don't know.

[00:04:42] It's also, I don't know.

[00:04:43] Like that might be even worse, but it's also the N word.

[00:04:46] Yeah, but it's like, I hear it used.

[00:04:50] Because it's like, that one's really gone out of.

[00:04:52] I feel like, yeah, I feel like saying that.

[00:04:54] I don't know.

[00:04:54] You know, I don't know.

[00:04:55] It's like, is that as, I feel like that's one's not even as bad as saying the N word.

[00:05:00] I think the N word is considered to be the worst one.

[00:05:02] Yeah.

[00:05:03] But that.

[00:05:04] I'm saying like, that one's not as bad as even saying,

[00:05:06] quote unquote, the N word.

[00:05:09] You know, if I was like, this guy's acting like an N word.

[00:05:11] People are like, Jesus Christ.

[00:05:15] It's like, you know, like if my friend, you know, bought like sneakers,

[00:05:21] but he didn't have health insurance.

[00:05:23] He bought like a 500 dollar pair of sneakers.

[00:05:25] Okay.

[00:05:26] I've been, I've been called.

[00:05:28] Yeah.

[00:05:29] You know, that.

[00:05:30] A coon.

[00:05:31] Yeah.

[00:05:32] But where's it coming from?

[00:05:33] Like, what is the etymology?

[00:05:35] Yeah.

[00:05:35] You should stop.

[00:05:38] You should stop.

[00:05:39] Yeah.

[00:05:40] I don't think it's good.

[00:05:43] There's a place in Penn Station called Ty Koon.

[00:05:46] And it's like a flashy Steve Harvey store.

[00:05:49] Is that real?

[00:05:49] Yeah.

[00:05:50] T-I-E-C-O-O-N.

[00:05:52] No, that's not real.

[00:05:53] It's 100% real.

[00:05:54] Look it up on your phone.

[00:05:55] Look up Ty Koon in Penn Station.

[00:05:59] It's just literally a dream you had.

[00:06:01] No.

[00:06:02] He's waking up.

[00:06:04] Look it up.

[00:06:05] Go on Google right now and check it out.

[00:06:08] You could do this at home.

[00:06:09] So if I'm wrong, then before you cancel me,

[00:06:12] before anyone gets mad at me.

[00:06:13] Yeah.

[00:06:13] Yeah.

[00:06:14] You need to go to Penn Station and have a talk.

[00:06:16] Nick, I know, wow.

[00:06:18] But look, yeah, but okay.

[00:06:20] But it's also they have.

[00:06:22] Since 1997.

[00:06:23] They have this, relatively.

[00:06:25] They have this notorious RBG hat.

[00:06:28] That's like the first thing on their website.

[00:06:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:32] Men's ties, cufflinks, wallets.

[00:06:35] Okay.

[00:06:36] Yeah, but it's a play on Ty Koon.

[00:06:39] Like a business.

[00:06:41] Okay.

[00:06:41] So what's the play?

[00:06:42] If I opened up a condiment store called the vinegar.

[00:06:47] Like we got...

[00:06:49] We got me.

[00:06:51] We got ketchup.

[00:06:52] We got flashy ketchup.

[00:06:53] You know, and flashy vinegar.

[00:06:55] Yeah.

[00:06:56] Are people not supposed to?

[00:06:57] Well, what the fuck?

[00:06:58] Are they not supposed to?

[00:07:00] To play.

[00:07:00] I mean...

[00:07:02] Look, Neil de Gros Tyson goes to this store.

[00:07:05] That doesn't make it good.

[00:07:08] You know, I don't like understand.

[00:07:10] Look, if this guy's shopping there,

[00:07:12] you know, it's...

[00:07:14] What the fuck is this guy even doing?

[00:07:15] Look, meet our friend Steven Bach,

[00:07:17] aka the crazy Cranford cowboy,

[00:07:20] aka the real-life forest gump.

[00:07:23] So yeah, he's a guy from Cranford.

[00:07:26] Where's that in Connecticut or something?

[00:07:28] I don't know, but he's wearing...

[00:07:29] He's wearing a shirt that's just covered in...

[00:07:31] He's covered in like iron-ons.

[00:07:33] There's like a built-forward tough.

[00:07:35] Yeah.

[00:07:35] And then like world...

[00:07:36] He looks like he's either a racing guy or a rodeo guy.

[00:07:41] Yeah.

[00:07:42] What is...

[00:07:43] I guess it is rodeo.

[00:07:44] He's got a dock rodeo belt buckle.

[00:07:46] Anyways, the point is...

[00:07:48] Is that you look at the client's house.

[00:07:49] Oh yeah, he had to get woody of Toy Story cufflinks.

[00:07:51] You look at the client's house.

[00:07:53] With this...

[00:07:53] Miss Janus wearing a hat with a knitted no over a gun.

[00:07:58] No sign over a gun.

[00:08:00] No guns.

[00:08:01] I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

[00:08:04] Don't shoot people.

[00:08:07] Don't gun.

[00:08:08] Don't gun.

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] Anyways, this is not the kind of woman.

[00:08:12] If anyone would know,

[00:08:13] you know, you can't say it's ignorance.

[00:08:15] You also can't say it's like...

[00:08:17] Like, you know what I mean?

[00:08:19] I think most...

[00:08:20] This bitch would know that you can't say that if you couldn't say it.

[00:08:22] Oh, here they have a macrame.

[00:08:25] Is that macrame?

[00:08:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:08:27] Malcolm X hat here.

[00:08:32] My friend sent me one of my favorite sizes for her.

[00:08:36] It's kind of my mood right now.

[00:08:37] It reads 20...

[00:08:38] They both shop at a tycoon.

[00:08:40] Justin is wearing a celestial tie that his mom purchased.

[00:08:45] Specifically for this event.

[00:08:47] Well, I don't understand how these like celebrities are like...

[00:08:50] What are they ever...

[00:08:50] They're not a Penn station.

[00:08:51] But why are they ever in Penn Station?

[00:08:54] I don't know.

[00:08:54] The catch-up.

[00:08:54] What is this, 1920?

[00:08:56] Who's taking it?

[00:08:56] I'm catching the eight o'clock Empire Express in New York City.

[00:09:01] Maybe they're taking the LIE of the Hamptons.

[00:09:03] So I can stop it.

[00:09:04] It coons ties.

[00:09:07] Oh, it's Jesse Waters from the O'Reilly Factor in Waters World.

[00:09:11] Yeah.

[00:09:12] You know that he's loving the fuck out of that name.

[00:09:16] Anyways.

[00:09:18] Anyways.

[00:09:19] What is this?

[00:09:20] I think that it's...

[00:09:21] This is Karen's Malek.

[00:09:22] I think it's clear what they're going for in the name.

[00:09:29] It's unfortunate.

[00:09:31] It's unfortunate that certain people read it.

[00:09:35] And then they want to take their nasty minds and make it racist.

[00:09:43] Okay.

[00:09:44] No.

[00:09:44] I've had enough of this store.

[00:09:46] I've had enough of this store also.

[00:09:47] But I also am using it as a defense of my own behavior.

[00:09:50] Of you saying that about people with long scars.

[00:09:54] With what I'm talking about.

[00:09:56] I know what you're saying.

[00:09:57] You know what I'm saying.

[00:09:58] I know what you're saying.

[00:10:00] I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying the word.

[00:10:02] It's also...

[00:10:03] Look, the whole point of comedy is to say the things everyone's thinking.

[00:10:06] Yeah.

[00:10:06] And that's what people are thinking.

[00:10:07] And they think about the 40s.

[00:10:10] You know, those guys coming out, they got fucking...

[00:10:12] Torlin, the chain of a pocket watch.

[00:10:17] You know what I mean?

[00:10:18] I know what you're saying.

[00:10:19] Like a dark winged ducked style fella.

[00:10:22] Exact a mundo, my friend.

[00:10:24] But like a...

[00:10:26] Okay, so that's a bad word, but then it becomes good.

[00:10:30] If you're a coon hound, right?

[00:10:34] Oh no, that's just a dog.

[00:10:35] Not a...

[00:10:36] I'm thinking poon hound.

[00:10:38] Yeah, you're thinking of coo sound.

[00:10:39] Coo sound.

[00:10:40] Yeah, not coon hound.

[00:10:42] Which is...

[00:10:43] Would be...

[00:10:43] They would probably be even more...

[00:10:45] That sounds like the...

[00:10:46] You know, like a...

[00:10:47] They were dogs that were bred to hunt raccoons.

[00:10:50] Yeah, run away catchers.

[00:10:52] Yeah.

[00:10:53] Oh okay, I guess that's...

[00:10:55] I don't understand why...

[00:10:57] Where that...

[00:10:58] The etymology is...

[00:11:00] The racist history.

[00:11:01] Oh, I see what it is.

[00:11:04] It's rooted in the racist history of blackface.

[00:11:06] That makes sense.

[00:11:08] Right?

[00:11:08] How they paint the...

[00:11:10] Well then, in that case, in the fucking...

[00:11:12] Then it's white guy.

[00:11:13] Those are white guys.

[00:11:14] So technically speaking.

[00:11:17] So technically speaking,

[00:11:18] I was not only correct in terms of making a point,

[00:11:22] but also literally...

[00:11:24] I don't know when I said what I said.

[00:11:26] I don't listen.

[00:11:27] I don't want to go with my liberal woke agenda,

[00:11:30] but I don't know if it's a hill to die on.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:32] You know what I love?

[00:11:33] The pictures from Nuremberg,

[00:11:34] where the guys are listening to the translations.

[00:11:37] Yeah.

[00:11:38] They have to...

[00:11:38] It's a lot of headsets.

[00:11:39] Yeah.

[00:11:40] They're like, oh,

[00:11:41] it's a docist 6 million mensenbarger.

[00:11:46] Oh yes, 6 million China.

[00:11:51] The headsets are...

[00:11:52] Yeah, let's look at pictures of Nuremberg right now.

[00:11:54] They still do that at the UN.

[00:11:56] I was watching the Security Council during the...

[00:12:00] The Ukraine thing.

[00:12:01] They still got the headsets rocking.

[00:12:03] Those translator guys have to be the best in the biz.

[00:12:06] Because they're translating so fast.

[00:12:11] Look at this guy.

[00:12:13] Who is that?

[00:12:13] Is that Gerbels?

[00:12:15] Oh, they're carrying.

[00:12:15] Colorized.

[00:12:16] Is that Garing?

[00:12:18] Is it?

[00:12:19] Why'd they give him a Dr. Evil suit like that?

[00:12:21] He looks badass.

[00:12:22] He looks like Hillary Clinton.

[00:12:24] Is that Hermann Gering?

[00:12:26] Who is Hermann Gering?

[00:12:27] He was the Luftwaffe.

[00:12:29] I think so.

[00:12:30] He was the Air Force.

[00:12:31] Yeah, all the top guys,

[00:12:32] they killed themselves, I guess, and escaped.

[00:12:34] All the brave, they were smuggled out by Allen Dulles.

[00:12:37] Yeah.

[00:12:39] But...

[00:12:41] You know that Nuremberg was the architect guy.

[00:12:44] Yeah, Albert Speer.

[00:12:45] Speer.

[00:12:46] He got in trouble for the buildings.

[00:12:50] For making a racist building.

[00:12:55] Yeah, he was...

[00:12:55] He made cool buildings.

[00:13:00] Yeah, it's funny.

[00:13:02] Because I look at the pictures.

[00:13:02] It always looks like they're just like...

[00:13:05] Because in my mind,

[00:13:06] work goes,

[00:13:06] as you see all these guys,

[00:13:07] they're on trial for doing the Holocaust.

[00:13:10] So in the courtroom,

[00:13:11] they're playing videos of people being gassed,

[00:13:13] or melted down into gold.

[00:13:16] And then these guys are just listening to like,

[00:13:19] fucking Eckert Tolle.

[00:13:24] It's the bunnies and the beds.

[00:13:26] And the life is a very beautiful transition.

[00:13:30] They're like,

[00:13:30] I'm sorry, Vato, you're saying.

[00:13:34] No, I'm listening to my...

[00:13:37] Yeah, they're not taking it seriously.

[00:13:39] Right.

[00:13:40] Yeah, the idea that they're like...

[00:13:42] Very immature guys.

[00:13:43] They're just on a field trip.

[00:13:44] You know?

[00:13:46] I'm listening to DMX on my Walkman.

[00:13:49] I'm listening to DMX.

[00:13:52] That's cool.

[00:13:53] Yeah.

[00:13:53] X-Coins will give it to you.

[00:13:55] Yeah.

[00:13:58] The evil of Hurda Obra, who's her?

[00:14:01] Obra, who's...

[00:14:02] Oh, damn, look at her.

[00:14:05] There's a woman at...

[00:14:06] Oh, more like Obra, who's her boyfriend?

[00:14:08] Because I'm going to fucking...

[00:14:09] Oh.

[00:14:12] What does she do?

[00:14:13] She look kind of good.

[00:14:15] Yeah.

[00:14:16] She was a doctor.

[00:14:17] Nazi physician.

[00:14:18] I got something she can fizzish right here.

[00:14:20] She can fizzish my dick into her ass.

[00:14:27] Just look at pictures of Nazi.

[00:14:29] I'm trying to figure about fucking me.

[00:14:31] Yeah, right.

[00:14:32] It's just a woman too.

[00:14:34] It's just any woman.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:36] It's just a picture of a woman.

[00:14:40] Linus Von Rine was generally a Nazi physician

[00:14:43] in Auschwitz and Raven's Brook.

[00:14:45] Oh, so she worked with...

[00:14:47] Mangle.

[00:14:48] How about a show called That's So Raven's Brook?

[00:14:50] Yeah.

[00:14:51] About the camp.

[00:14:52] Yeah.

[00:14:55] And...

[00:14:56] That's sick.

[00:14:57] Yeah.

[00:14:57] She's like...

[00:14:59] She's like,

[00:14:59] Y'all better get back to work.

[00:15:02] Yeah.

[00:15:02] You know, I don't know.

[00:15:04] Yeah, that sounds pretty good.

[00:15:05] Yeah, sure.

[00:15:06] Raven's...

[00:15:06] What the hell do they call it a concentration camp?

[00:15:09] I would imagine it would be pretty hard to concentrate

[00:15:12] when you're being whipped in gas and starved.

[00:15:14] Yeah, that's a good point.

[00:15:15] You know?

[00:15:15] Yeah.

[00:15:16] You know, there's a lot of screaming.

[00:15:18] Yeah, it's...

[00:15:19] You know, it must be a challenge.

[00:15:21] They should call it a hard to concentrate camp.

[00:15:24] You know what I mean?

[00:15:26] They should call it a distraction camp, if anything.

[00:15:30] The least...

[00:15:32] The least...

[00:15:33] You know...

[00:15:34] Jay...

[00:15:35] I don't know.

[00:15:35] I'm just...

[00:15:36] I'm thinking out loud here, but...

[00:15:38] I'm just saying the things that everybody's thinking.

[00:15:41] Yeah.

[00:15:42] So I'm probably gonna body that bit.

[00:15:44] Mm.

[00:15:45] They should call it...

[00:15:47] Ouch!

[00:15:48] Ouch, witch!

[00:15:50] Ouch!

[00:15:50] Ouch!

[00:15:51] Ouchie!

[00:15:54] He's...

[00:15:54] Yeah, he's...

[00:15:55] Dr. Fauchwitz.

[00:15:56] Oh, that's pretty good.

[00:15:57] Dr. Fauchwitz.

[00:15:58] Dr. Fauchwitz.

[00:16:01] No one...

[00:16:02] No one really...

[00:16:02] In testimony from Vladislava Caroleuci, a Polish political prisoner.

[00:16:09] Oh, that's a man.

[00:16:10] This is just another picture of her.

[00:16:11] In the hospital...

[00:16:13] We were put to bed, in the hospital room, which we stayed was locked.

[00:16:17] We were told...

[00:16:18] We were not told what we were to do in the hospital.

[00:16:21] And one of my comrades put the question, she got no answer.

[00:16:24] You know what they should do?

[00:16:25] They should remake One Flew over the cuckoo's nest,

[00:16:28] but it's about Auschwitz.

[00:16:30] And Jack Nicholson is in there...

[00:16:32] For being a wild card.

[00:16:33] Right.

[00:16:34] You know, and he's like,

[00:16:35] That's the thing you Jews don't understand.

[00:16:38] Life is about cutting loose and having fun.

[00:16:40] Yeah.

[00:16:42] Put the ball in the basket, Jaime.

[00:16:45] Put the ball in the basket.

[00:16:47] Yeah, One Flew over the jukoo's nest.

[00:16:50] Yeah.

[00:16:51] Yeah, that would...

[00:16:52] Okay.

[00:16:55] One Flew over Auschwitz.

[00:16:57] Yeah, that'd be pretty good.

[00:16:59] Mr. Mikamafe, you're in here for sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl.

[00:17:05] When you get that 15-year-old beaver,

[00:17:07] the premise of the movie is the same.

[00:17:09] Uh-huh.

[00:17:09] He's been putting Auschwitz for having sex with a child.

[00:17:12] Do they ever try to do like a Hogan's heroes about the whole...

[00:17:15] About the concentration camp?

[00:17:18] All Hogan's heroes.

[00:17:19] Hulk Hogan's heroes.

[00:17:22] Larry Hogan's heroes.

[00:17:24] Yeah, we gotta get out of this camp.

[00:17:28] Governor Larry knows...

[00:17:29] He's going on.

[00:17:30] We gotta find a way out of this camp.

[00:17:32] Is he still the governor of Maryland?

[00:17:34] Yeah.

[00:17:35] He's killing it.

[00:17:36] Yeah.

[00:17:36] Yeah. Every night they'd throw him up like a little pig in a blanket.

[00:17:40] They uncircumcised him.

[00:17:44] Oh man.

[00:17:45] That's the way you describe his body.

[00:17:46] His entire body type is circumcised.

[00:17:50] That's how he looks to me.

[00:17:51] Yeah.

[00:17:52] Maryland Republican.

[00:17:54] He was one of those Republicans that were like,

[00:17:56] Trump has gone too far, right?

[00:17:58] Right.

[00:17:58] He's never Trump yet.

[00:17:59] He was one of those guys.

[00:18:01] That's pretty cool.

[00:18:03] Um...

[00:18:03] Um...

[00:18:04] Yo, you hear this shit about the Chinese guys?

[00:18:07] Just uh...

[00:18:09] There's like a run on Ukrainian women by these Chinese guys?

[00:18:12] Yeah.

[00:18:13] Yeah, you told me that.

[00:18:14] That's pretty funny.

[00:18:16] That's pretty funny to me.

[00:18:18] Apparently they're the most desirable women in China

[00:18:22] because they're tall, they're blonde,

[00:18:23] and they are resistant to feminism.

[00:18:27] Yeah.

[00:18:28] Ukrainian, more like poo-crappy and garbage.

[00:18:31] What uh...

[00:18:33] Oh, she's a bell version, right?

[00:18:35] Who?

[00:18:35] You know.

[00:18:38] I don't know.

[00:18:39] Um...

[00:18:41] What else is in the news?

[00:18:42] What are we talking about, brother?

[00:18:44] Um...

[00:18:45] Chinese, Chinese people are in the news.

[00:18:47] Chinese people are in the news.

[00:18:49] I think they're going to stop the war.

[00:18:51] Who I saw on the tycoon Instagram page.

[00:18:53] Should I get Batman cufflinks?

[00:18:56] You get a free mug with it?

[00:18:57] Imagine that wearing that to a wedding.

[00:18:59] The amount of pussy you get on the dance.

[00:19:03] Oh my god.

[00:19:04] Once a woman sees Batman cufflinks.

[00:19:07] They're sad because they're not getting married.

[00:19:09] Like they're stupid friends.

[00:19:11] They see a guy with the...

[00:19:12] This is good.

[00:19:13] They got a picture of Lionel Richie on their page,

[00:19:16] but he's not at the store.

[00:19:17] It's not clear he's at the store.

[00:19:19] Yeah, the caption just says,

[00:19:20] saw Lionel Richie at the New York Now show at Javits today.

[00:19:25] Oh, it's just a picture of this.

[00:19:26] It's just a picture of the owner of the shop.

[00:19:28] The shop saw Lionel Richie and no, he didn't see him.

[00:19:32] He's just...

[00:19:33] It's another... it's an unrelated picture of Lionel Richie.

[00:19:36] It's not at the store.

[00:19:38] I love this dude.

[00:19:38] Just close up of the tie.

[00:19:40] But look at that neck.

[00:19:42] Look at this.

[00:19:44] It's just like a goiter.

[00:19:46] It's like goiter and razor burn.

[00:19:49] That's a nice...

[00:19:50] That's a nice knot though.

[00:19:51] That's a nice full Windsor.

[00:19:53] Yeah.

[00:19:54] We should get into wearing ties and stuff like that.

[00:19:57] That's what I'm saying dude.

[00:19:57] Dressing for the job we want, you know?

[00:20:00] Yeah.

[00:20:01] Instead of this, you know,

[00:20:02] wearing hoodies every day in our thirties.

[00:20:07] Kind of a nation of Islam kind of vibe.

[00:20:09] I'll tell you this guy is one sick puppy.

[00:20:12] What's you got?

[00:20:13] I don't know.

[00:20:14] I just like saying that.

[00:20:16] There's one sick puppy we got here in Baddilma.

[00:20:18] Trump used to say sick puppy.

[00:20:21] He's one sick puppy.

[00:20:23] This guy...

[00:20:24] A guy would be a sick puppy,

[00:20:28] but a woman would just be a dog.

[00:20:29] A bitch.

[00:20:30] Just a dog.

[00:20:31] She's one sick bitch.

[00:20:39] All right.

[00:20:40] What are we talking about now?

[00:20:41] I don't know.

[00:20:42] I don't fucking know though.

[00:20:42] What are we talking about?

[00:20:43] We're...

[00:20:45] Do we have to do the ads?

[00:20:46] This is a premium episode, right?

[00:20:48] Oh, so we still have to do the rags.

[00:20:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:20:50] We got the regular one we got to do after this.

[00:20:52] This is...

[00:20:53] You know what?

[00:20:54] We're just going to play some of Stav's stand-up clips.

[00:20:56] We'll be like...

[00:20:56] This is a good place to just give up.

[00:21:00] It's like he's with us.

[00:21:01] This is the best way I am done achieving.

[00:21:05] My first three dreams didn't work out.

[00:21:07] I'm going to go...

[00:21:08] I'm going to go learn how to fucking unicycle and...

[00:21:12] fucking open up a crystal shop.

[00:21:17] And he's like, he's going to be mad.

[00:21:18] What if we just...

[00:21:19] He's not going to like this.

[00:21:20] We're Stav's not here, so we're just going to play.

[00:21:23] I just play it.

[00:21:24] His Instagram wheels on the show.

[00:21:26] When you did the joke about But the Breakfast,

[00:21:28] it really, really...

[00:21:29] I could tell it really pissed him off.

[00:21:30] What joke about But the Breakfast?

[00:21:32] When you said you quoted his act...

[00:21:36] But the breakfast...

[00:21:37] It angered him.

[00:21:38] What is it?

[00:21:38] I don't even remember the joke.

[00:21:40] It's about how the food at Bob Evans isn't good.

[00:21:43] And he's like, the food there...

[00:21:45] It's that a woman...

[00:21:46] It's terrible.

[00:21:46] He won't satisfy it.

[00:21:48] But the breakfast...

[00:21:49] It's fantastic.

[00:21:50] That is true.

[00:21:52] And the joke is about how the breakfast is about...

[00:21:54] No, I remember correct.

[00:21:55] It's that if a woman comes over...

[00:21:57] You know, as a sleepover at Casa de Stav.

[00:21:59] You'd be a good nickname for him as Blob Evans.

[00:22:02] You ever call a fat guy that?

[00:22:04] Blob Evans.

[00:22:05] Blob Evans.

[00:22:07] What do we got here?

[00:22:07] Wendy's boyfriend?

[00:22:14] No, Wendy's a piece of ass.

[00:22:15] That's...

[00:22:15] Well, that's on the record.

[00:22:17] Dave Thomas' daughter Wendy...

[00:22:19] Yeah.

[00:22:20] Is an absolute...

[00:22:21] What Kurt used to do that bit about Wendy?

[00:22:23] What was the bit?

[00:22:23] He's like, remember when they showed you Wendy?

[00:22:26] They're like, oh...

[00:22:27] And they had to get rid of her?

[00:22:29] Like, what happened?

[00:22:31] You remember that joke?

[00:22:32] Yeah, what was...

[00:22:33] It might even be on white pressures.

[00:22:35] It's a great special.

[00:22:37] Yeah, it is.

[00:22:37] One of the best specials.

[00:22:38] One of the best specials.

[00:22:39] That's up there with that George Carlin special.

[00:22:42] Yep.

[00:22:43] It's got one of the greatest...

[00:22:44] One of the greatest bits of all time on it.

[00:22:46] Yep.

[00:22:46] Bigger and blacker.

[00:22:49] George Carlin's bigger and blacker.

[00:22:51] George R.R. Carlin.

[00:22:53] George Carlin's Pimp Chronicles 2.

[00:22:58] Let me see if I can find this.

[00:22:59] Oh, you glued your puzzle.

[00:23:01] Yeah, puzzles.

[00:23:02] What are you going to do?

[00:23:03] You're going to hang it up?

[00:23:05] I don't know.

[00:23:05] I might just throw it in the garbage.

[00:23:07] This bit.

[00:23:08] This is the best George Carlin bit of all time.

[00:23:24] Oh, you're just playing it again.

[00:23:39] No, he's got loops back.

[00:23:41] Oh, he loops back.

[00:23:44] It was before reels, before Instagram reels.

[00:23:46] Yeah, comics would have to do their jokes five times in a row.

[00:23:49] It's like it's one of those things where it gets funnier than more, you say it.

[00:23:55] Yeah, that's true.

[00:23:57] Through repetition.

[00:23:58] Yeah.

[00:23:58] Yeah, that's a classic style of joke.

[00:24:01] Yeah, George Koonlin.

[00:24:05] You might call him the Fjöp and the Thai store.

[00:24:08] That's what he would call it.

[00:24:08] George Koonlin's ties.

[00:24:11] Koon Land the ties.

[00:24:13] People like, is that offensive?

[00:24:14] Be like, no, Adam said it was okay.

[00:24:15] No, I didn't.

[00:24:16] Adam said it was okay.

[00:24:18] No, I didn't.

[00:24:18] You're allowed to have a Thai store and put a racial slur in the name.

[00:24:24] I love that defense.

[00:24:25] Well, it's a play on tycoon.

[00:24:27] All right.

[00:24:28] Okay, but it is.

[00:24:31] To someone without a nasty mind, like yours.

[00:24:36] Yeah, sure.

[00:24:37] I mean, it's not much of a stretch to find out that if you break the two words apart,

[00:24:42] it could be offensive.

[00:24:45] Sure.

[00:24:46] Sure.

[00:24:47] I don't know.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:50] I think Stav's bit was that he wouldn't fuck a woman well,

[00:24:53] but he would make a nice breakfast for her in the morning.

[00:24:56] That doesn't sound right.

[00:24:57] I think it's about Bob Evans.

[00:24:58] I don't think so.

[00:25:01] I don't think so.

[00:25:04] That also doesn't be like, why just the breakfast?

[00:25:06] Why not the lunch too?

[00:25:07] Well, she, I mean, they'd sleep in, I mean, if they slept in late enough,

[00:25:12] he could make the lunch.

[00:25:13] But then he would make a brunch, probably.

[00:25:15] So the idea is that woman comes over.

[00:25:17] A woman comes over this.

[00:25:18] Said he's met this woman.

[00:25:20] She comes over.

[00:25:21] They've had a romantic evening.

[00:25:23] Yeah, a little bit of dancing.

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:25] They went out.

[00:25:26] They went out.

[00:25:26] They went salsa dancing.

[00:25:27] Salza.

[00:25:28] Yeah.

[00:25:28] They got, they got, you know, Stav gets into an argument with the

[00:25:33] management because he misunderstood the name.

[00:25:37] He thought it was just a salsa restaurant.

[00:25:38] He's like, where's the chips?

[00:25:40] Yeah.

[00:25:40] And they're like, no, I say type of dance.

[00:25:42] Yeah.

[00:25:43] And so they're ejected and they go to, they go to film.

[00:25:46] It's mad.

[00:25:46] They go to film for him.

[00:25:48] Yeah, to see a movie.

[00:25:49] Yeah, they go to see a movie.

[00:25:51] And they see 101 Dalmatians.

[00:25:56] And Stav gets mad because he misunderstands the title.

[00:26:00] I thought it was 101.

[00:26:06] Oh, I thought you had the, no, I thought you had the pun.

[00:26:09] I think I said the thing first and I thought my mind would,

[00:26:13] I guess 101.

[00:26:15] Carnation.

[00:26:15] What's it?

[00:26:16] Carnation is a flower.

[00:26:18] It's a flower, but there was it, what is it?

[00:26:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:26:21] It's a chocolate.

[00:26:22] Yeah.

[00:26:23] Carnation hot chocolate.

[00:26:24] Yeah, I think that.

[00:26:25] Okay.

[00:26:25] 101 Carnations.

[00:26:26] I think that is a type of

[00:26:28] cognition.

[00:26:28] Hot chocolate.

[00:26:29] Hot chocolate.

[00:26:30] Yeah.

[00:26:31] That's where my mind was going.

[00:26:33] Nestle.

[00:26:34] Yes.

[00:26:35] Nestle.

[00:26:36] He thought it was 101 Carnations.

[00:26:38] Okay.

[00:26:40] It's just not the actual people.

[00:26:42] Yeah, they're like, no, it's 101 Dalmatians.

[00:26:45] He's like, this is gay.

[00:26:46] Yeah.

[00:26:47] He leaves.

[00:26:48] And then they get mad there.

[00:26:50] So they go, what else is in the West Village?

[00:26:52] They go to that outdoor beer garden.

[00:26:55] Place.

[00:26:56] Yeah.

[00:26:57] And he gets mad there.

[00:26:58] He gets mad there as well.

[00:27:00] Yeah.

[00:27:01] Because he said, when you said outdoor,

[00:27:04] well, you know what I'm talking about.

[00:27:04] What's that big beer garden over by film form?

[00:27:07] I don't know.

[00:27:08] It was a film form beer garden.

[00:27:19] Yeah.

[00:27:20] What the fuck is?

[00:27:23] Westville.

[00:27:23] No, it's not Westville.

[00:27:24] I guess it's like Tribeca.

[00:27:26] West Village beer garden.

[00:27:28] Outdoor beer garden.

[00:27:31] You got to spell it with a T.

[00:27:32] Yeah.

[00:27:33] I know.

[00:27:34] Garden.

[00:27:34] The beer garage.

[00:27:36] No.

[00:27:36] Hudson Hound.

[00:27:37] Maybe.

[00:27:39] I'm trying to remember that.

[00:27:40] I've been there before.

[00:27:41] It's like, it sucks.

[00:27:44] That's one of those places that's just for like,

[00:27:48] you know, salmon pants, finance guys,

[00:27:50] always look uncomfortable.

[00:27:52] Big hat, girls.

[00:27:53] Yeah.

[00:27:53] They go there to like take five pictures for Instagram.

[00:27:56] Yeah.

[00:27:57] And then they're not comfortable.

[00:27:59] Yeah.

[00:27:59] You know, like those guys that always have like one of their hands

[00:28:03] in their front pocket.

[00:28:05] You know what I mean?

[00:28:05] I know.

[00:28:06] Yeah.

[00:28:06] I'm just holding a beer just like, yes,

[00:28:08] they're always nodding and agreeing with whatever anybody's saying.

[00:28:11] Yeah.

[00:28:11] Totally.

[00:28:12] Totally.

[00:28:13] They're thinking about the rapes of their life.

[00:28:15] Yeah.

[00:28:16] These are the rapes of Allah.

[00:28:17] I'm sorry.

[00:28:18] The rapes of our house in hall.

[00:28:20] That's it.

[00:28:20] Okay.

[00:28:21] I've never been there.

[00:28:23] All right.

[00:28:23] Halston Hall.

[00:28:26] Let's see here.

[00:28:28] Let's see.

[00:28:28] Make sure this is the place I'm taking.

[00:28:31] It's a Halston Hall.

[00:28:32] Is this it?

[00:28:34] Is this the place?

[00:28:35] Yes.

[00:28:36] It is Halston Hall.

[00:28:38] Okay.

[00:28:38] So they go to Halston Hall and he gets mad because he thought it was a...

[00:28:52] House house homemade home fries

[00:28:57] because of Halston Hall's house.

[00:29:01] Okay.

[00:29:02] Yeah.

[00:29:02] He thought it was a Halston Hall restaurant.

[00:29:07] Okay.

[00:29:08] That's that.

[00:29:09] I'm buying.

[00:29:10] Yeah.

[00:29:11] I'm buying.

[00:29:12] And they said, no, they pointed the sign up front that says,

[00:29:14] this is the Halston Hall.

[00:29:16] Yeah.

[00:29:17] And so they leave there and they go to...

[00:29:22] Are we picking place in the West Village?

[00:29:24] Yeah.

[00:29:24] And this is sort of a geography-based bit.

[00:29:27] Okay.

[00:29:28] They go to what is it?

[00:29:29] Marietta Cafe.

[00:29:31] The Manetta Tavern.

[00:29:32] Manetta Tavern.

[00:29:34] Yeah.

[00:29:35] And they absolutely...

[00:29:37] That's more like Greenwich Village.

[00:29:38] Then he gets mad because he thought it was a mint and a mint and a tortellini.

[00:29:50] And so he gets mad.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:52] And this woman is just...

[00:29:55] She's just dying for cock.

[00:29:57] Yeah.

[00:29:57] Right.

[00:29:58] She's seeing this man getting mad all over town,

[00:30:01] asserting himself, being an alpha bull.

[00:30:05] She just wants to go back to...

[00:30:08] She just wants to go back to a story.

[00:30:09] A story.

[00:30:10] Yeah.

[00:30:10] To a story of Queens.

[00:30:12] He came back to a story.

[00:30:13] And he thinks, the ways I could disappoint.

[00:30:19] See, he's not gonna like that.

[00:30:20] He's not gonna like that.

[00:30:22] It is what he means to quote some of his act.

[00:30:27] At this point it's fine because...

[00:30:28] At this point it's fine.

[00:30:29] Okay.

[00:30:29] Yeah.

[00:30:30] Yeah.

[00:30:30] Yeah.

[00:30:30] He's not doing it either.

[00:30:31] It's also...

[00:30:31] It's not a bad joke.

[00:30:33] No, it's funny.

[00:30:33] What makes it funny is that you've heard it 18 million times.

[00:30:36] Yeah, of course.

[00:30:37] We've done shows together.

[00:30:38] You've heard a bunch of times.

[00:30:39] Yeah.

[00:30:39] Yeah.

[00:30:41] Yeah.

[00:30:43] Yeah.

[00:30:43] So if you're one of these like, you know, kind of at home, guys,

[00:30:46] one of the people that enjoy this show at home,

[00:30:48] when you say but the breakfast, it's gay.

[00:30:53] It's very gay of you.

[00:30:54] It's gay of you.

[00:30:55] Yeah.

[00:30:55] And you think that's your joke.

[00:30:58] You're not in the shop.

[00:30:59] Yeah.

[00:31:00] You're not in the workshop.

[00:31:01] You're not part of the crew.

[00:31:03] You're not part of the crew.

[00:31:04] You're not in the workshop.

[00:31:04] You're not hanging out.

[00:31:05] You're not seeing them do the bit a billion times.

[00:31:07] Yeah.

[00:31:08] So when you say it, implying that it's not a good joke,

[00:31:12] you're a fuck you, I guess, what it is.

[00:31:16] You're a poser.

[00:31:17] You're a fucking poser.

[00:31:19] You're a fucking poser.

[00:31:19] But I tell you what, now I'm looking at pictures of burgers

[00:31:22] on from Anetitavran, and this place looks great.

[00:31:26] Anetitavran is the best.

[00:31:27] I've never been there.

[00:31:28] It's, we should go for dinner sometime.

[00:31:30] Because it's great.

[00:31:32] But it's right by the cellar.

[00:31:34] Yeah, I know where it is.

[00:31:35] But why have you been there?

[00:31:36] I think you only had one reason to go to the West Village,

[00:31:38] and that's like already a restaurant.

[00:31:40] What do you talk about?

[00:31:41] Oh, Babs.

[00:31:43] No.

[00:31:43] Yeah.

[00:31:44] I went with Ben one night.

[00:31:46] We got fucking wasted.

[00:31:49] I saw that guy.

[00:31:51] Remember he used to DJ for comedy shows?

[00:31:55] Will Winter.

[00:31:56] Yeah, well, he was a comedian.

[00:31:58] He was a comedian.

[00:31:58] I think he just did.

[00:31:59] No, no, but he was like the DJ for that one show.

[00:32:02] Yeah.

[00:32:03] Nitting Factory.

[00:32:04] And Nitting Factory.

[00:32:05] Yeah.

[00:32:06] He, I saw him working there, and we were, me and Ben got,

[00:32:11] we got pretty wasted there.

[00:32:13] And then the, actually, but then I got,

[00:32:16] the bartender was like, you guys want to try something crazy?

[00:32:20] And we're like, what?

[00:32:21] And he's like, it was a shot that was poured down a,

[00:32:25] like a bone, like with the marrow hollowed out.

[00:32:29] It's called Obama's nose.

[00:32:32] His name is, and I was like, not.

[00:32:35] It's called Obama's nose piercing.

[00:32:37] I was like, that is, and I was like, no, not really.

[00:32:44] He's like, come on, dude, you got to do it.

[00:32:45] There's like the bartender's buttering us up,

[00:32:48] and the seeds were wasted.

[00:32:50] So he like gives it to us.

[00:32:53] And I'm like, okay, that was unnecessary, but thanks.

[00:32:56] And then when he brought us the bill, it was like $23 per shot.

[00:33:02] It wasn't like he was like, you got to do this.

[00:33:04] It's on me, bud.

[00:33:07] The way he was saying it was like, I got you.

[00:33:10] But it was really, he was just trying to squeeze another 50 bucks

[00:33:14] onto the bill.

[00:33:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:33:16] So it's like, it very much annoyed me.

[00:33:20] Yeah, that would annoy me too.

[00:33:22] Yeah.

[00:33:22] If I were you.

[00:33:25] Yeah, that's what I know what you mean.

[00:33:28] I know it's what do I mean?

[00:33:29] You're mean that because I'm a Jewish gentleman.

[00:33:31] I didn't say that at all.

[00:33:33] That was the, you know, I don't even go.

[00:33:35] You're implying that I'm racing.

[00:33:36] Yeah, the twinkle, you have the twinkle in your eye.

[00:33:38] I've lost all twinkle.

[00:33:39] Am I implying your racist?

[00:33:40] You said, you said the raccoons,

[00:33:43] I don't even want to talk to you anymore. I'm just going to go back to the room.

[00:33:45] I'm sick of you, too.

[00:33:46] The pictures of Nuremberg and laughing.

[00:33:50] The Nuremberg trials.

[00:33:51] Yeah.

[00:33:52] What a funny name.

[00:33:54] They're like, well, let's see how this goes.

[00:33:56] Who'd they have over there?

[00:33:57] Let's try this out.

[00:33:58] You know, but you know, the judge was.

[00:34:01] Let's give this a shot.

[00:34:04] This Nuremberg thing.

[00:34:06] You know, the judge was over at Nuremberg.

[00:34:08] Steve Harvey.

[00:34:09] Judge Steve Harvey.

[00:34:10] That's exactly what I was going to say.

[00:34:11] Yeah, they did what?

[00:34:13] They did what?

[00:34:14] They did what with the who?

[00:34:16] Okay, they brought them to camps.

[00:34:19] Oh man, I love Steve.

[00:34:23] When I was a kid, camp was a place you went to go have fun.

[00:34:31] And they did what?

[00:34:35] At these camps?

[00:34:37] At these camps?

[00:34:40] Law.

[00:34:44] Everyone's like laughing.

[00:34:48] He's crushing.

[00:34:49] He's just like,

[00:34:50] every audience is laughing.

[00:34:51] All the not.

[00:34:57] Just absolutely murder.

[00:34:58] Yeah.

[00:34:59] But no, we're going to send you to death.

[00:35:03] Without the possibility, parole.

[00:35:05] All right.

[00:35:06] Thank you, judge.

[00:35:07] Thank you.

[00:35:07] Oh, and then they put them in a oven.

[00:35:09] Y'all white people different.

[00:35:13] When I was a kid,

[00:35:14] in oven was something you made cookies.

[00:35:18] And they did what?

[00:35:22] In the oven.

[00:35:25] I just saw the reaction shots.

[00:35:29] And I think Gabe.

[00:35:31] Nuremberg,

[00:35:32] trawsy, for me laughing and nodding at the same time.

[00:35:35] Yeah.

[00:35:36] I love that.

[00:35:37] They did what?

[00:35:42] So when I was a kid,

[00:35:44] the train you took was at midnight and it went to Georgia.

[00:35:50] And the train is red.

[00:35:52] Why are you all to do what?

[00:35:56] There was only one train you could take.

[00:35:59] And it was the midnight train.

[00:36:01] And it was a train at midnight that went to Georgia.

[00:36:06] White people be taking a train anywhere.

[00:36:08] He doesn't even really do racial stuff.

[00:36:10] It's always just, he's more like temporarily concerned.

[00:36:14] Has anyone ever done a bit about how Black folks,

[00:36:16] they take the train to Georgia,

[00:36:18] but white people, they take the midnight train going anywhere?

[00:36:22] You know what I'm saying?

[00:36:24] Yeah, just a city boy.

[00:36:25] Just a city boy, you know.

[00:36:27] Born and raised in South Detroit.

[00:36:29] Is South Detroit even a thing?

[00:36:30] I don't know.

[00:36:31] Is that South of 8 Mile?

[00:36:34] No, that is Detroit.

[00:36:35] That's just Detroit.

[00:36:36] South of 8 Mile is Detroit.

[00:36:37] North of 8 Mile is Warren.

[00:36:39] Oh, okay.

[00:36:43] I think.

[00:36:45] Yes, South Detroit.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:47] Okay.

[00:36:48] Yeah.

[00:36:49] Here we go.

[00:36:49] If you Google South Detroit,

[00:36:51] it just says Steve Perry answers the South Detroit question

[00:36:53] from Journey's website.

[00:36:54] Let's hear what the goat has to say.

[00:36:57] Yeah.

[00:36:57] Yeah.

[00:36:59] Former Journeyman, Journey frontman Steve Perry,

[00:37:02] Journey for the first time that he totally made up

[00:37:04] the geographic locale of South Detroit.

[00:37:06] Thank God.

[00:37:07] Thank God he addressed it.

[00:37:08] Yeah, because South Detroit would just be Windsor, Canada.

[00:37:13] That is a, that is reminiscent of one of those standup bits

[00:37:18] that we have made fun of many a time.

[00:37:22] The South Detroit may not be real, but the breakfast.

[00:37:29] I wasn't even thinking that.

[00:37:31] Oh, this article even makes that point.

[00:37:32] Could Steve Perry be talking about some dude from Windsor

[00:37:35] for crying out?

[00:37:36] Windsor, Ontario.

[00:37:37] Yeah.

[00:37:38] It is very funny.

[00:37:40] The Detroit is like the most fucked up.

[00:37:41] It's basically it's like, Detroit is the Windsor

[00:37:45] as fucking the Juarez is the El Paso.

[00:37:50] Yeah.

[00:37:50] You ever drive through El Paso?

[00:37:52] No, I've never been there.

[00:37:53] It's crazy.

[00:37:54] Fucking like I-10 is right.

[00:37:55] You can see the wall.

[00:37:57] You can just not go over that wall.

[00:37:59] On this side it's El Paso.

[00:38:00] So it's like fucking Chuck E. Cheese in Panera.

[00:38:02] Yeah.

[00:38:03] And on the other side it's like fucking hell, like Tatooine.

[00:38:08] That's how it is in TJ as well.

[00:38:10] I've been a TJ.

[00:38:11] Yeah.

[00:38:12] San Diego is mad nice.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:16] I was a, my grandmother,

[00:38:19] my grand, well my dad stepmom,

[00:38:23] we went to Tijuana as a family.

[00:38:25] And they gave us all these sombreras to take a picture with a

[00:38:29] donkey that was painted like a zebra.

[00:38:32] And they said love me.

[00:38:33] Mexico, they gave us some burrows.

[00:38:34] They gave us some burrows.

[00:38:36] And I said some, some burrow raped me.

[00:38:40] Some burrow raped me.

[00:38:41] Yeah.

[00:38:42] On the way here.

[00:38:43] Down in the city.

[00:38:44] You're done.

[00:38:45] On the way down here, some burrow raped me.

[00:38:46] Down in the west Texas town of El Paso.

[00:38:49] San Francisco.

[00:38:49] San Francisco.

[00:38:50] San Francisco.

[00:38:50] San Francisco.

[00:38:51] Yeah.

[00:38:51] That's true.

[00:38:52] When I was down here in TJ,

[00:38:54] Wanna get her done.

[00:38:56] Um, get her done.

[00:38:57] That's what I'm doing.

[00:38:57] They gave us these sombreras that said,

[00:38:59] once it loved me, the other one said kiss me.

[00:39:03] Fuck me.

[00:39:04] Fuck me.

[00:39:04] And my, my, my grandmother, she said,

[00:39:07] do you have any, any of them that say fuck me?

[00:39:10] And it was truly shocking.

[00:39:13] It was truly shocking to, to hear her go there.

[00:39:16] Yeah.

[00:39:17] But, uh, she went there.

[00:39:21] And go on.

[00:39:23] Sorry, I'm reading this.

[00:39:24] Oh, that's it.

[00:39:25] That's it.

[00:39:25] My, my, my grandfather's second wife.

[00:39:28] What a gay, what a gay little article they read.

[00:39:30] This is written two years ago by Ashley C. Woods.

[00:39:35] Wait, who was that?

[00:39:36] I don't know.

[00:39:37] Just somebody writing for Ambliv.

[00:39:39] You just be, you gotta like,

[00:39:41] you're at a community college for journalism.

[00:39:43] Yeah.

[00:39:44] They're like a state school that they don't even call a university.

[00:39:47] Yeah.

[00:39:47] You know?

[00:39:48] Yeah.

[00:39:49] Like, you know, they have like,

[00:39:51] university of California, you know,

[00:39:53] it's all the UC systems.

[00:39:54] And I don't even know if this is true or not.

[00:39:56] But it would be a place that's like,

[00:39:57] Dankwater College.

[00:39:59] It's technically one of them.

[00:40:00] Yeah.

[00:40:01] Cal State.

[00:40:02] Yeah.

[00:40:02] Yeah.

[00:40:02] Like that.

[00:40:04] And she goes there for John making this up.

[00:40:06] I wonder if she's hot.

[00:40:07] She's hot, dude.

[00:40:08] Ashley Woods is a hot.

[00:40:10] And if it's a guy named Ashley,

[00:40:11] I'm going to be fucking pissed.

[00:40:12] Ashley Woods.

[00:40:14] Ashley C. Woods.

[00:40:16] Let's see.

[00:40:17] If she is, I take back every-

[00:40:19] It's cool that she pitched this to an editor.

[00:40:20] And then she got Steve Perry.

[00:40:24] Um, yeah, yeah.

[00:40:28] Okay.

[00:40:29] All right.

[00:40:30] Helping build Google.

[00:40:32] I can't really tell.

[00:40:33] She looks like, uh,

[00:40:36] she looks like, you know, Ashley.

[00:40:37] She looks like an Ashley Woods.

[00:40:39] Anyways.

[00:40:40] Yeah.

[00:40:40] Just writing about fucking- about Detroit.

[00:40:45] He's just a local news.

[00:40:47] Just some local bitch.

[00:40:49] Writing about Detroit.

[00:40:53] Just a fucking bitch.

[00:40:54] Ashley.

[00:40:55] Ashley.

[00:41:01] Just some fucking bitch.

[00:41:02] Just a low IQ bitch.

[00:41:10] Just some fucking bitch.

[00:41:14] Please don't- please leave this woman alone.

[00:41:18] Don't- please do not harass this woman based on this song.

[00:41:22] I mean it.

[00:41:23] I'm not being cute.

[00:41:25] But if you hit her up, tell her I say what's up.

[00:41:28] Adam does, not me.

[00:41:30] Tell her Nick Mullen says what's up.

[00:41:32] No, no, no, no.

[00:41:33] You were the one that found Ashley.

[00:41:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:41:37] No, no, no, no.

[00:41:38] My girlfriend was watching the- what's her name?

[00:41:41] Elizabeth, uh, the Theranos bitch show.

[00:41:45] They made a show with, uh,

[00:41:47] that chick from Mean Girls, what's her name?

[00:41:48] My latest product.

[00:41:50] Yeah.

[00:41:51] His pussy.

[00:41:51] The one that's like the latest?

[00:41:53] She talks like this.

[00:41:54] The latest?

[00:41:54] Yeah.

[00:41:55] She talks like a, like a dog.

[00:41:56] Like the dog from Up.

[00:41:58] She- yes.

[00:41:59] I think, I think this is a, this is a Nick quote,

[00:42:02] but you described her once as someone pretending to be their parent on the phone to their teacher.

[00:42:08] Damn, I used to be-

[00:42:09] That's pretty good.

[00:42:10] I used to be, uh, actually funny.

[00:42:12] A talented comedian.

[00:42:14] Yeah, I used to be a funny guy.

[00:42:16] But, uh, I was watching-

[00:42:17] I guess now I'm just-

[00:42:18] This was Amanda Seifried.

[00:42:19] Amanda Seifried plays Elizabeth, uh, Elizabeth, what's her name?

[00:42:24] I want to say smart.

[00:42:25] All I remember how to do now is say things with the tonality of something

[00:42:29] that should be funny.

[00:42:29] Or just use an antiquated slur.

[00:42:31] Yeah.

[00:42:32] It'd be like, is that, is that wrong?

[00:42:34] Did I go there?

[00:42:34] I literally have no ability to do my job anymore.

[00:42:38] Well, you could do a good Tucker Carlson impression.

[00:42:40] Yeah.

[00:42:40] You could really add it back to the arsenal.

[00:42:42] It gives a fun.

[00:42:43] Anyway, but, um, so they're like trying to-

[00:42:46] I don't know if they're trying to paint.

[00:42:47] I guess it's a sympathetic portrait, right?

[00:42:50] What led this girl working in a man's world?

[00:42:54] You know, she wanted to be a girl boss.

[00:42:56] She wanted to be a female billionaire.

[00:42:57] Like what led her to defraud all these investors.

[00:43:02] But literally the way they painted on the show is that she's at Stanford.

[00:43:07] And she's like getting ready to go to a party.

[00:43:09] And then there's a cut and she's just sitting on her bed with like a blank look on her face.

[00:43:14] And there are two other girls and they're like, she said she got raped at the party.

[00:43:19] And then she goes to a tribunal at Stanford to like get the boys in trouble who raped her.

[00:43:25] Mm.

[00:43:26] And they were like, they're like the university said there wasn't enough evidence.

[00:43:30] And then she's sitting there and she's like, okay, but hear me out.

[00:43:36] What if there was a product where you could have a drop of your blood that could diagnose

[00:43:41] over a hundred different diseases?

[00:43:43] Mm.

[00:43:43] So it was like they're implying that her rape was the thing that inspired her to create her product,

[00:43:51] that defrauded all those investors.

[00:43:53] Look at this picture, dude.

[00:43:54] Let me see.

[00:43:57] You can't even see.

[00:43:58] What color is that?

[00:43:59] I can't even see his face.

[00:44:02] It's broad daylight.

[00:44:04] That's a white man in broad daylight.

[00:44:06] And he's tanned himself to the point where none of his face, only the reflection off his

[00:44:10] sunglasses.

[00:44:12] He looks, he's purple.

[00:44:15] He looks like an eggplant.

[00:44:16] He literally looks like an eggplant.

[00:44:18] There are guys like that in Brighton Beach, like those Russian guys that just sit out all day.

[00:44:24] It's a good look.

[00:44:25] I love this guy.

[00:44:29] We're not going to say it, isn't it?

[00:44:30] Yeah, we're not going to say it's because he's special.

[00:44:32] Yeah, he is.

[00:44:33] He was much and then Brandon Wardell ruined it by following us.

[00:44:36] Brandon felt fucked up.

[00:44:38] Yeah.

[00:44:38] Yeah.

[00:44:47] But we do another 15 minutes of Brandon laughing.

[00:44:54] Yeah.

[00:44:55] Yeah.

[00:44:56] I took a video of a baby laughing and I slowed it down.

[00:44:59] It sounds like Brandon.

[00:45:00] It sounds exactly.

[00:45:01] Yeah, it's the same laugh.

[00:45:02] Yeah.

[00:45:03] Oh man.

[00:45:04] I haven't seen Brandon in a while.

[00:45:12] I think he saw him recently.

[00:45:13] No, he was, he had a streak where he was coming to New York every two weeks.

[00:45:18] And he's complaining about moving here.

[00:45:20] He was trying to be a bi, bi-coastal, bisexual type of brother.

[00:45:26] Yeah, I'm a bi-sexual type of brother.

[00:45:30] Mm-hmm.

[00:45:34] Just a seedy boy.

[00:45:37] Damn.

[00:45:39] Ashley, Ashley is the, Ashley is really hot that wrote that article.

[00:45:44] Yeah, we got, we got to get a couple of bits going before this one.

[00:45:47] Yeah, I got something.

[00:45:49] I, I got something.

[00:45:49] You know, the podcast is ending this year.

[00:45:51] I really like it if it ends without, you know, going down to zero listening.

[00:45:56] I don't know, it seems like it's holding strong.

[00:46:02] I want, I want to at least not necessarily end with a bang, but certainly like make it,

[00:46:06] it cannot be one of those, you can't fire me, I quit situations.

[00:46:12] Well, if we were getting fired, it would be zero listeners.

[00:46:15] I know that's right.

[00:46:16] So you're saying you want to like, you want to go up to $500,000 a month and then check out.

[00:46:23] Yeah, I hope that would be cool.

[00:46:24] That would be cool dude. Then I get a Ferrari for real.

[00:46:26] Then I'd wear nothing. I'd go to, I'd go to the fucking Saxfield Avenue and be like,

[00:46:30] make me look like James Bond.

[00:46:32] Yeah, that's true.

[00:46:33] Make me look like James Bond and he's about to walk into the Waldorf Astoria,

[00:46:42] just by when it was mentally ill.

[00:46:44] Well, I think, doesn't he do that?

[00:46:45] Catch me if you can.

[00:46:47] Suck me if you're gay.

[00:46:48] Suck me if I'm gay.

[00:46:49] I'm like, why did you say that?

[00:46:54] I was like, I just thought about the movie, can't you?

[00:46:57] We've got bipolar disorder and exactly a million dollars

[00:47:01] and that number is ticking down because I made the mistake of getting a financial advisor

[00:47:08] who's lost over a hundred thousand dollars in the last year alone.

[00:47:14] Listen, it's a bear market.

[00:47:15] Oh, yeah, it's a bear market.

[00:47:17] It's a bear market.

[00:47:18] That's the way the thing is, it's a bear market.

[00:47:20] So you got to get a financial advisor who loses you as much or not, if not more money.

[00:47:24] As a guy who's just day trading.

[00:47:26] Yes, as me.

[00:47:27] As a guy who's just googling what to invest.

[00:47:30] Yeah, exactly.

[00:47:35] I think that's a good move.

[00:47:38] Very nice.

[00:47:38] Very nice, brother.

[00:47:40] Very funny to take a look at this.

[00:47:41] Let's go back into that.

[00:47:42] What if Steve Harvey was at the dark approach?

[00:47:45] Yeah, that was the only thing you're going to get one better.

[00:47:52] There was one train.

[00:47:54] There was one train you could take and it was a midnight train.

[00:48:00] To Georgia.

[00:48:03] That's crazy.

[00:48:05] He said, he said, it's a midnight train to Georgia.

[00:48:09] Oh, this is really funny.

[00:48:10] You know what it's funny.

[00:48:11] You know what's my favorite part about Nuremberg is?

[00:48:14] Yeah.

[00:48:14] It's probably like the biggest criminal trial in the history of the entire world.

[00:48:18] Yeah.

[00:48:18] Right?

[00:48:19] That's got to be it.

[00:48:20] Yeah, sure.

[00:48:21] Sure.

[00:48:23] And those Nazis, most of them were sentenced to death.

[00:48:27] And then there's an executioner, which was just some guy from fucking San Antonio.

[00:48:31] Just a hangman, like an army hangman.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:34] And apparently he did a bad job.

[00:48:36] When he fucked it up.

[00:48:37] Oh, yeah.

[00:48:38] He didn't tie the rope good?

[00:48:39] Yeah, like half of them were just fucking dangling there for a while.

[00:48:44] He had to like pull on some of them.

[00:48:46] You know, he was drunk the whole time.

[00:48:51] But it's like, that's one of those situations where being bad at your job makes you better at your job.

[00:48:56] Oh, yeah.

[00:48:57] Because people are like, good.

[00:48:58] Fuck those Nazis.

[00:48:59] Right.

[00:49:00] They don't want to clean execution.

[00:49:02] Right.

[00:49:02] Exactly.

[00:49:03] Yeah.

[00:49:03] Like if you were like, we got to, like it makes you think like the Nazis or whatever on the way that,

[00:49:07] like for the Auschwitz, it's like we're going to get like the most die hard ideologues to work

[00:49:14] at the camps, be the guards at the camps.

[00:49:16] But you know, they got the shittiest train drivers they could.

[00:49:20] You know, they got the guy that's like, yeah,

[00:49:24] fucking Greta, they're going to let me drive the train again.

[00:49:29] Who will cost me?

[00:49:31] Oh, God.

[00:49:32] Let me drive the train.

[00:49:35] I'm about to jail.

[00:49:38] I've got a job again and start doing comedy.

[00:49:41] They want me to drive a train.

[00:49:43] I'm blind.

[00:49:44] My friend Steve is a jet.

[00:49:47] I'm legally blind.

[00:49:49] I can't.

[00:49:49] The living will drive a train.

[00:49:51] It's for summer camp for Jewish people.

[00:49:59] But, you know, yeah, you know, you probably get the shittiest train.

[00:50:02] Because the train crashes.

[00:50:03] They're like, oh, good.

[00:50:04] Yeah, that's going to get rid of a lot of them.

[00:50:06] Maybe we should.

[00:50:08] I don't know.

[00:50:08] Say, why didn't they think of that?

[00:50:10] If I was just an accident on the way there,

[00:50:14] exactly, I would.

[00:50:14] But you wanted to you wanted them to do a little bit.

[00:50:17] You would set a little bit of arm.

[00:50:18] You would set up a you would set up a camps called Jewish paradise.

[00:50:22] Yeah.

[00:50:22] If I was doing the Holocaust, let's say I'm fucking Heinrich Amher.

[00:50:27] I'm like, this is the final solution to the Jewish question.

[00:50:30] We set up all these camps in Europe, right?

[00:50:32] Called Jewish Disneyland.

[00:50:34] Like a sandals resort for Jews.

[00:50:36] Basically, yeah.

[00:50:36] There's just fucking, you know, there's that coin room from Ducktales.

[00:50:42] The pool.

[00:50:44] You know, there's like a bagel place.

[00:50:46] Yeah.

[00:50:47] Great.

[00:50:48] Great bagel place.

[00:50:49] Yeah, right.

[00:50:49] Exactly.

[00:50:50] The coin room in a bagel place.

[00:50:52] Right.

[00:50:52] You know, like you wake up, there's fucking like this.

[00:50:54] You're woken up to sunscreen just being slathered on your body.

[00:50:58] Uh-huh.

[00:50:58] Yeah.

[00:50:58] You know, lay out.

[00:50:59] It's like Miami.

[00:51:00] Yeah.

[00:51:01] You know, a lot of great umbrellas.

[00:51:03] Yeah.

[00:51:03] Yeah.

[00:51:04] You know, it's like, you know, yeah, just a lot of shade.

[00:51:06] Jewish paradise.

[00:51:07] You're like, yeah, we're sending them all to Jewish paradise.

[00:51:09] And you build the camps, but then you load up the trains.

[00:51:14] You know, you're like, they're only ready to get the ash by train.

[00:51:17] And then you have the trains go over bridges.

[00:51:20] And you have, uh, uh, like American POWs, you build bridges, right?

[00:51:26] Yeah.

[00:51:26] And then once the, you know, you tell the POWs, you're like,

[00:51:29] this is the most important supply line for the German army.

[00:51:33] They don't know it's filled with prisoners.

[00:51:35] So they're like, you have to make this bridge has to be the best.

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:40] And if anything were to happen to it, we would lose the war immediately.

[00:51:44] Yeah.

[00:51:45] And, uh, and then yeah, sort of like the bridge over the river,

[00:51:48] Quai.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:50] But I think they were British, Pia de la Bier, British.

[00:51:52] But you know, and, uh, there you go.

[00:51:55] No Nuremberg.

[00:51:57] But, but no Nure.

[00:51:59] Yeah.

[00:51:59] Because they'd have to send those British guys to Nuremberg.

[00:52:01] Well, no.

[00:52:02] I mean, if you did the law, then there's been a law's vulnerability.

[00:52:05] You're like, we didn't do anything.

[00:52:07] Oh, you're saying the camp itself is great.

[00:52:09] The camp itself is great.

[00:52:10] So there's evidence that proves that we were trying to send more people to a paradise.

[00:52:15] We, oh, yes, we didn't want them in Germany, but, you know, we thought,

[00:52:19] we can't support it.

[00:52:19] We're going to do keel.

[00:52:20] One of the Jews.

[00:52:21] That would be insane.

[00:52:22] Right.

[00:52:23] We want to send them to a nice place.

[00:52:24] No, with, yeah, it's just a trade off.

[00:52:26] Okay.

[00:52:26] There's no Israel yet.

[00:52:27] We give them a Jewish paradise.

[00:52:30] They can go to a paradise.

[00:52:33] I'm brought on fortunately, maybe you'll take it up with, you know, the,

[00:52:38] all of these POW guys.

[00:52:40] Right.

[00:52:41] This, they maybe, maybe that, you know,

[00:52:44] but some way you look at it, they kind of did the Holocaust.

[00:52:46] Yeah, it's true.

[00:52:48] That's very, that's very Jewish style, Talmudic logic.

[00:52:51] You just put back his headphones on the birch and the bunnies.

[00:52:54] They have run together in the fields.

[00:52:58] Life is a beautiful transition.

[00:53:02] But Sot, no, I'm listening to Eckert Tolle.

[00:53:07] Oh, shit.

[00:53:09] I just remember it was my grandmother's 91st birthday.

[00:53:12] I got a caller.

[00:53:12] Yeah.

[00:53:13] If they, if the Nazis were actually as smart as everyone says they are,

[00:53:17] they would have done it that way.

[00:53:18] Yeah.

[00:53:19] They were dumb.

[00:53:20] That's the point.

[00:53:21] The point is that, no, they were showing off.

[00:53:24] That's what they were doing.

[00:53:25] Yeah.

[00:53:25] They were showing off with the...

[00:53:26] It's weird because, you know, there is,

[00:53:28] in terms of like politics in general,

[00:53:30] on one side you got fascists,

[00:53:31] and the other you got communists.

[00:53:32] I guess that's what it sort of boils down to nowadays.

[00:53:36] And maybe historically.

[00:53:37] And the problem is, is that the fascists are dumb,

[00:53:41] but physically effective.

[00:53:43] Yeah.

[00:53:44] Whereas the communists are like,

[00:53:47] maybe, I think,

[00:53:48] like more suited towards critical thinking,

[00:53:51] but they're physically ineffective.

[00:53:54] They're incompetent.

[00:53:55] Incompanent.

[00:53:55] Wildly fucking incompetent.

[00:53:57] Yeah.

[00:53:57] You know?

[00:53:58] Yeah.

[00:53:59] Like the communists, every, you know,

[00:54:01] they have like a big protest,

[00:54:03] and all they'll do is like,

[00:54:04] they take 50 guys to grow a tomato that's inedible.

[00:54:08] Whereas fascists will just literally take a shit on the anti-polosities desk.

[00:54:15] Without even trying.

[00:54:16] Yeah.

[00:54:16] Without even really trying.

[00:54:17] Yeah.

[00:54:18] But they don't know why they're there,

[00:54:19] what they're doing.

[00:54:20] Yeah.

[00:54:21] Yeah.

[00:54:21] They broke into the-

[00:54:23] You can combine both of them.

[00:54:25] You know?

[00:54:26] That's how you get Jewish paradise.

[00:54:28] That's how you get Jewish paradise.

[00:54:28] That's how you get Jewish paradise.

[00:54:32] That's how you get Jewish paradise.

[00:54:35] That's true.

[00:54:37] Hamburger in Jewish paradise.

[00:54:41] I'm going to start that restaurant.

[00:54:43] Yeah.

[00:54:44] Yeah.

[00:54:44] Kind of a Margaritaville-styled Jewish restaurant.

[00:54:51] I'm just posting pictures of prostitutes he's bought.

[00:54:56] That's my favorite thing he does.

[00:54:59] He used to have like captions be like,

[00:55:01] my beautiful friend Gina.

[00:55:04] One of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen in my life.

[00:55:09] It's cool to my good friend.

[00:55:10] Yeah.

[00:55:11] It's cool to get a process-

[00:55:16] He's a clap when he gets these ones.

[00:55:18] Oh my god.

[00:55:19] The old birds still running hot.

[00:55:22] Still.

[00:55:24] Oh my god.

[00:55:26] That's like a dancer at the Bing,

[00:55:28] like nowadays in 2021 or 2022.

[00:55:31] I don't know where your it is.

[00:55:33] Yeah.

[00:55:34] Damn.

[00:55:36] It's crazy seeing those type of bitches age.

[00:55:39] Yeah.

[00:55:40] Because they look really like they've been dragged through a bush.

[00:55:43] Yeah.

[00:55:45] Damn.

[00:55:45] Should I move to the desert?

[00:55:47] I've been feeling like I've been feeling that lately.

[00:55:49] Where in the desert?

[00:55:50] I don't know. New Mexico.

[00:55:52] That'd be cool, I guess.

[00:55:55] I don't know.

[00:55:56] I'm going to move to Florida.

[00:55:58] Was that town that the like the

[00:56:03] the hippie town, the townhouse?

[00:56:07] Yeah, but you'd hate those people.

[00:56:08] I would hate those people.

[00:56:10] Yeah.

[00:56:10] But I'd open a restaurant called Chaos and Chaos.

[00:56:12] And they're like, that's not how I was pronounced.

[00:56:14] I'm like, you get the fuck out of my restaurant.

[00:56:16] Fuck you.

[00:56:17] Get the fuck out of here.

[00:56:18] You fucking turquoise and silver jewelry.

[00:56:21] The fucking business is a Steve Harvey Nuremberg

[00:56:23] trawathined restaurant called

[00:56:25] Taos and Chaos

[00:56:28] colon Jewish paradise.

[00:56:34] Oh, maybe that's what Disney is doing with these Disney towns.

[00:56:37] What's that?

[00:56:38] They're trying to build Jewish paradise.

[00:56:41] Yeah, I guarantee you the trains to the Disney towns.

[00:56:44] And then the monorail crashes.

[00:56:46] Yeah.

[00:56:47] You know what I guarantee you these are?

[00:56:49] First of all, let's be honest.

[00:56:52] Do you quote unquote Disney Village?

[00:56:54] It's a honeypot for pedophiles.

[00:56:56] 100%.

[00:56:57] 100%.

[00:56:58] They're already in Florida.

[00:56:59] Now that they're not allowed to be elite pedophiles anymore,

[00:57:02] what they're going to do is get rid of the regular ones.

[00:57:04] Yeah.

[00:57:07] They're going to kill all of the regular pedophiles you never hear about it.

[00:57:08] And then it can go back to being this thing that's just sort of classy.

[00:57:11] Well, not classy, but it used to be, and I mean this, like in the up until the 70s,

[00:57:15] like, you know, a guy that fuck kids, it was just like sort of weird.

[00:57:19] Yeah.

[00:57:20] You know, it was like a subset of being gay.

[00:57:22] They were like furries.

[00:57:23] The way people think about furries.

[00:57:25] Like a John Waters type of guy.

[00:57:26] Yeah, exactly.

[00:57:28] Just an odd ball.

[00:57:29] Yeah.

[00:57:29] Well, that was like that capturing the Freedman's thing.

[00:57:31] He got caught with a bunch of pornography in the police, the child porn,

[00:57:34] everything in police were like, yeah, we were like, just don't do this shit anymore.

[00:57:38] You know, they didn't really care about people buying it.

[00:57:40] I guess like newsletters and you get to like chain mail back in the day.

[00:57:44] Yeah.

[00:57:45] And then, and then when it turned out he was right,

[00:57:47] he was fucking kids in the ass under the pretext of being a computer class.

[00:57:52] That's when they, yeah, which in a way is kind of, you know, a computer class.

[00:57:56] It's a crash course and using the internet.

[00:57:59] Sort of a cautionary tale.

[00:58:00] It's true.

[00:58:02] Yeah.

[00:58:02] He's scaring them straight.

[00:58:03] Yeah.

[00:58:05] Yeah.

[00:58:06] I guess, I don't know.

[00:58:07] So you're saying that they want to get rid of all like the blue collar pedophiles.

[00:58:10] Right.

[00:58:11] Exactly.

[00:58:11] The guys that are putting their larynge on.

[00:58:13] The label guys, the Tim Allen's.

[00:58:17] The Jeff Foxworthy.

[00:58:18] Jeff Foxworthy.

[00:58:19] Yeah.

[00:58:19] Jeff Kid Foxworthy.

[00:58:20] The Foxworthy.

[00:58:21] Yeah.

[00:58:21] Kid Foxworthy.

[00:58:22] Yeah.

[00:58:25] Yeah.

[00:58:25] Chaos and chaos.

[00:58:26] Chaos.

[00:58:29] 12 best things to do in Taos, New Mexico,

[00:58:32] and this was in the North Center.

[00:58:34] High road to Taos.

[00:58:36] Stretching all the way from Santa Fe.

[00:58:39] The high, just move to New Mexico, pronounce everything wrong.

[00:58:47] Chaos and Taos.

[00:58:48] Yeah.

[00:58:49] Oh, we're about to, we're about to you from you.

[00:58:51] Yeah.

[00:58:51] We just drove down from, from Santa Claus.

[00:58:54] And we're here in Taos.

[00:58:57] Like, sir, please leap.

[00:58:59] I wonder if you could make those hippies, just piss those hippies off by sending it.

[00:59:02] Constantly.

[00:59:02] Move that town and say it constantly.

[00:59:04] Yeah.

[00:59:05] There's another beautiful day in Taos.

[00:59:07] But it's, it's.

[00:59:08] Ready to see a chaos in Taos.

[00:59:09] It's not regular hippies.

[00:59:10] It's very wealthy hippies.

[00:59:12] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Right.

[00:59:13] It's like, because it wasn't even a place where like, you know, there's, there's places

[00:59:17] that were like artists move first.

[00:59:19] Right.

[00:59:19] But I think off the break, that was like Dennis Hopper was like,

[00:59:22] I need a place to go do drugs.

[00:59:24] Yeah.

[00:59:24] Any place to get even more fucked up than Los Angeles.

[00:59:28] It's true.

[00:59:29] Yeah.

[00:59:30] So it was always like millionaire.

[00:59:31] Yeah.

[00:59:32] You know, yeah.

[00:59:33] It's like Brooklyn Heights sort of.

[00:59:36] Brooklyn Heights was always nice.

[00:59:38] It was always nice.

[00:59:39] It was always nice.

[00:59:39] It was always millionaires.

[00:59:40] And then Clinton moved in.

[00:59:41] She's like, we're going to make this neighborhood even shittier.

[00:59:45] Does she live there now?

[00:59:46] That's a headquarters.

[00:59:47] Oh, that's right.

[00:59:48] That's where it was.

[00:59:50] Yeah.

[00:59:50] It's still open.

[00:59:51] Yeah.

[00:59:52] Yeah.

[00:59:53] Campaign headquarters.

[00:59:54] I'm honestly surprised it was never firebombed.

[00:59:59] Yeah.

[00:59:59] People, people really showed a lot of restraint there.

[01:00:02] Yeah.

[01:00:02] During, during like the BL, like fucking like Target.

[01:00:05] You know what also didn't get looted?

[01:00:07] The Kmart in an Astra place.

[01:00:09] Didn't it close?

[01:00:11] I don't know.

[01:00:12] I think it closed pre George Floyd.

[01:00:14] That's the place where you got all your t-shirts.

[01:00:16] So one time.

[01:00:17] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:17] Yeah.

[01:00:18] I think it's gone.

[01:00:20] Okay.

[01:00:20] The Kmart.

[01:00:22] Went the way of George Floyd himself.

[01:00:24] Okay.

[01:00:24] It's true.

[01:00:26] It's true.

[01:00:27] Just a fucking news anchor getting fired.

[01:00:30] Yeah.

[01:00:30] Well, it seems that Blockbuster has gone the way of Trayvon Martin this week.

[01:00:38] But at least like what?

[01:00:39] They both, it was both this week.

[01:00:41] I don't, what do you mean I'm fired?

[01:00:43] I'm fired.

[01:00:48] Yeah, that's fine.

[01:00:49] I don't know why I'm fired.

[01:00:49] I'm fired.