Cum Town | Premium | 03/28/2022
[00:00:00] Tell you we're gonna use we're gonna use pseudo nims. Oh, that's good. We're gonna use a nom the gay gay air
[00:00:09] Nick Mullen you come on you nom on my fucking nuts
[00:00:16] You're not coming through Adam you're not coming through did you plug in?
[00:00:20] Pluged in we got this maybe that's a sign that you don't have to do the podcast. I'll say this thing it saves with the last
[00:00:32] I don't know if we did that blue tree read I gotta go back in I
[00:00:36] Think we did you miss too busy telling his fucking stories
[00:00:40] Costing us thousands of dollars. Yeah, but Ian stories are the perfect things to segue away
[00:00:44] No, they weren't good Ian stories. They weren't they were the bad Ian stories. They were the sad one
[00:00:49] No, I mean sad ones are good to you know, these are the ones that had no point
[00:00:55] It was like, you know, I'm like fucking I'm like, hey speaking of there's a pill you and he's like
[00:01:01] And they've got a whole section of board games
[00:01:06] It's crazy it wasn't me can you imagine how great that would have been when we were kids
[00:01:14] There was a whole wall and if I was a kid that would be great. That'll be it's really good to kids have that
[00:01:23] Really wanting his childhood back. Yeah, and searching for it in men's asses
[00:01:29] Like there's a there's a pill. I might go have a little whoop-d-do in the target bathroom with the
[00:01:41] Anyway, it's really great really thanks for having me
[00:01:48] You got it you got to have more of a focus on gratitude me
[00:01:54] The man though you lost him. Yeah, you know, you win a guy you went into the man
[00:01:59] But gratitude was fun. No it wasn't it was all bad and you went into the one really action the one impression
[00:02:05] You can do of anyone you're bad your bad Mark Marin impression. It's not even a I was
[00:02:10] True Mark man, that's true. He's friend
[00:02:13] Listen, Nick's correct here. He doesn't remember your emotions, but he remembers all your impressions
[00:02:19] Anyways, I don't want to insult mark this bitch for lying
[00:02:25] I'm not saying your name but fuck her and I want to say but I have more right to say here's what I want
[00:02:33] Anyone knowing who she is fuck her for saying she ran it for me. I was probably will now good
[00:02:39] I don't think so. I think people are gonna be misled by this you think so. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking liar
[00:02:56] I got some choice words for her and I guarantee you they're all one syllable
[00:03:00] They fucking hit hard and they start with a scene they start with a they have they have some couple of different things
[00:03:09] Pop these are words fucking pop they hit you like a face full of fucking cold spaghetti
[00:03:19] Well, I'm sorry that you know, I'm sorry she would say that's how would you get the cold spaghetti on someone's face like a
[00:03:27] Just a wadded up in a ball just slash la bow. Oh, it's in no spoon. It's on your hands all the way back to whence she came
[00:03:36] I will I will say no more to Pete to Pete when she came. Yeah. Oh, that's that's maybe a clue
[00:03:42] I don't think it is that's not even close to you graphically about where oh, no, he's from Chicago
[00:03:48] I don't know. I'm confusing it with all the Chicago and good Charlotte who are from oh
[00:04:00] I'm more of like an ancestral homeland. Mm-hmm. That's how hard this spaghetti is gonna hit right?
[00:04:07] I'm not talking. I'm not talking about a 40 mile trip, you know, right
[00:04:12] Yes out of the park, but we're talking stratosphere
[00:04:16] A real moon shot for a second. She's gonna
[00:04:19] I guess you have to hold her breath. That's your clue. She's gonna freeze the death up in the air in her blood of boil
[00:04:26] She'll make it back pressure, but she'll be back retard. Yes, she's gonna land
[00:04:31] No oxygen will fuck her. She's gonna land over there face full of spaghetti and they're gonna be like what?
[00:04:36] And that's gonna be that's good. That's good. That's enough. Okay. All right
[00:04:49] Don't you test a missile on this. Yeah, yeah, Nick's pointing to his asshole. Mm-hmm. You guys can't see
[00:04:56] And he also in the corner of the room has a big missile. I had I had my asshole move to the front
[00:05:02] That's all yeah to understand the female experience. They don't have an asshole. No, but they have to wipe in the front
[00:05:18] And then they squeeze it out I watch women
[00:05:22] Every woman they've dated to suck their dick while they're trying to go to the bathroom
[00:05:26] Oh a blump kid reverse bloody yeah, not even
[00:05:29] A reverse blun who'd be eating a woman's pussy. Yes, this is true. This is something else a quarter blumkin
[00:05:36] This is a half blumkin someone has a nigga
[00:05:41] Had the classic talk I'm trying to get out. I'm trying to go to the bathroom and shut up bitch
[00:05:54] Fuck just the I will just think about what that room smells like
[00:06:00] Ripe with a shit. Yeah, just with your dick out hard
[00:06:07] Smells like a fucking public bathroom. We both got to use it
[00:06:10] We both have to go to work so we both have to use the bathroom right huh?
[00:06:13] You're taking up my jacking off into the toilet time bitch. You're taking up the toilet. I guess you've just been promoted to toilet
[00:06:28] Doesn't mean that you're the toilet now no no it doesn't the luck stops here
[00:06:33] How many toilets we can have this fucking house from the toilet? What do you want to be?
[00:06:37] You want to be a whole fucking house full of toilet?
[00:06:40] You want to live in a mansion with two toilets we get overrun by trans people
[00:06:44] They're coming here so I boss up around
[00:06:57] All because you didn't want to be the fucking cuz you did you wouldn't step off selfish and say you're being self
[00:07:12] Just dizzy making like an uplifting movie for girls or it's like a like a
[00:07:20] Trying to like I don't know become an astronaut or something
[00:07:25] You know like brave little toaster, but it's just a tour is just a girl you know what happened to the guy
[00:07:30] Well, which guy well the guy who wrote the brave little toaster HIV his house burns his house burned down
[00:07:40] And then I believe he either killed himself or died of AIDS. Oh, no, so a really tough couple of Ls there for that guy
[00:07:46] I am how did you know that I was listening to him?
[00:07:53] The only thing ever you'd be like you know what happened to that guy apparently is he used to fuck
[00:08:01] You only have sexual information I think dude I got it for well technically he died of AIDS
[00:08:07] So that's or he might have died of AIDS. So that's got his back door
[00:08:12] Technically, I have some sexual intellectual sexual this falls under the purview of sexual information
[00:08:18] Unless he didn't die of age and he killed I think he might actually kill himself, but he did have AIDS
[00:08:22] Yeah, maybe his partner had a to died in the fire. Yeah either way a really tough go damn
[00:08:27] That's a tragic. I love but thank you for the brave little toaster sir, dude. That's a fucking shit cartoon
[00:08:33] I love that movie. Yeah. Yeah, I love this part where they're in the forest speaking of dying of AIDS
[00:08:39] I got for no reason remember that one porn star Naomi Russell brought this up last night
[00:08:46] But it wasn't here it was understood that she was it was kind of like a like a Steve from blues clues
[00:08:53] Became a pedophile kind of rumor right is that she died of AIDS
[00:08:57] But she didn't she didn't die of AIDS. I looked it up online and there's like a chora thread about it
[00:09:05] It's not clear whether or not Steve Steve Harvey fudge loose clues. Okay. Yeah, the dog is what color
[00:09:18] Dude, I love it family feud now just has
[00:09:20] Completely tees up Steve. They're not even in a window. Oh, yes
[00:09:27] I remember trying to name a thing you want your wife to sit on
[00:09:34] Whenever they got him it would be like name something that gets hard and you put on if you put it in your mouth and suck on until it comes
[00:09:42] And then somebody be like I guess a penis and he'd be like no
[00:09:47] Oh parades around the stage of the microphone in his way rushing it. Yeah rushing it with that little strut. Mm-hmm
[00:09:57] We were talking about something else though before this Chinese. Oh, Naomi Russell. Oh, yeah, so there's a really good quora article
[00:10:11] We don't know if she had HIV has she been spotted did she lose that fat ass?
[00:10:17] She I guess her life has been pretty well. She really knows this is
[00:10:23] Why a huge ass white girls with big asses on the map. She was a proto pog now. She had little titties
[00:10:28] She had little pogs have I guess you guys medium titties memory hold I love when people say that it's weird that this guy in memory
[00:10:35] Hold they're just talking about a gay thing. They care about people stop giving fuck
[00:10:39] Yeah, yeah, get memory hold you just just chill out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you don't talk about how fucking you know
[00:10:47] Striker whatever show got memory hold Jeff striker the gay porn star
[00:10:53] What's that what's that viper not strike? Oh Viper? You don't talk about Viper Sentinel getting memory hold you're just like
[00:10:59] Yeah, it was a gay thing from my childhood that I still love yeah, I don't think yeah
[00:11:03] I don't think it got I don't think he even got memory hold that's what I'm saying
[00:11:07] Yeah, cuz you know how fucking memories and shit work. Yeah
[00:11:11] Anyway, Naomi Russell little titties. I
[00:11:14] Remember there's a famous porno with her in the green dress dress
[00:11:18] So that's the thing is like my girlfriend's been going to work is Jeff striker in that video
[00:11:26] Peter North just talking about hot girls that we used to pull her at Cox to yeah, no
[00:11:31] I would know the north that's a straight porn
[00:11:33] I think you did gay porn to get I cuz I would have all of you the king of the cum
[00:11:37] I would have all of these things like blocked and muted so that they wouldn't come up while I was I just like
[00:11:42] I got I knew you would know the names of every gay porn star
[00:11:46] Those into the net right so that right absolutely never see no chance
[00:11:52] He spent hours finding every single man that's ever done gay porn
[00:11:57] Yeah, and then looking at pictures making sure he really did gay porn
[00:12:00] Yeah, and then putting him on the leaves take the video frame by frame
[00:12:04] You do the pitch you create a hash of the image individual frame and then add that to like a blocked content list
[00:12:12] Yes, yes, it takes a while to go through every gay porn video of all time
[00:12:21] Never have to look at gay porn again. No after a minor brief
[00:12:26] Period of blocking it all. Mm-hmm. You'll never see it again. I'm not receiving it
[00:12:31] And what do you think how many years do you think of course like every week?
[00:12:34] You know you have to go through and validate the checks on security files. Yeah, I mean you want to keep it tight
[00:12:38] You want to run a tight ship. Yeah, right? You don't want any back doors
[00:12:41] Yeah, you don't want a gay porn getting through to the back door and I make sure dude
[00:12:44] I have there's another guy I hang out with who he comes over and we have a set of keys two keys
[00:12:50] That we have to turn at the same time right oh
[00:12:52] And the nuclear arsenal right and that way it prevents me from you know
[00:12:56] Like accidentally doing anything so we go through like a clean room make sure there's nothing right?
[00:13:02] Yeah, delouse yourselves. Yeah completely close off we go in there and we sort of bear witness to each other
[00:13:08] Make sure nobody's updating. No, it's yeah, maybe somebody snuck
[00:13:13] Gig thumb drive a porn in one of your assets, right?
[00:13:16] You got to make sure it's kind of like mission impossible the room where
[00:13:19] Or maybe between your dick and your balls you lift your dick up. There's one of those mini
[00:13:25] Us you run a full check you run those mini SD cards right make sure that nobody's got to be careful
[00:13:33] If the guys on the circumstances you might have to peel back his voice you gotta check yeah, he's your friend
[00:13:38] Is your friend on circumcised? I don't know. I don't it's a different guy every time
[00:13:51] Running a straight not looking at gay porn operation where we each have two keys and we turn the keys at the same time
[00:13:58] But we have to search each other before right and then a lot of guys
[00:14:01] Then we have to go through the gay porn and we run security software
[00:14:08] Dude God bless you for being so thorough. Yeah prior military experience applause
[00:14:18] That's so awesome, man. Yeah. Yeah, so anyway, so I've never even I've never even seen I mean Jeff striker have gay sex
[00:14:25] I don't yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't have a I've not seen a single one of his 876
[00:14:31] Now Adam, what were you saying about Naomi in the green dress? Oh, so so lat so my probably honestly one of the first people
[00:14:40] I saw get fucked in the ass. She really she really changed the game. There was a sea change from
[00:14:53] I pointed out because he said there's on stage around 2007. This is his version of a memory hold you're out of your mind
[00:14:59] My man his opinion changes on something and he's like well no in his mind the entire world is just it
[00:15:05] It's a projection of his emotions and opinions
[00:15:08] I did not switch the whole thing. Then of course not he that's actually really changed and it must be it must be that
[00:15:15] There's like some sort of like shift in the universe
[00:15:20] There must be you know, there was a shift from tits ass there must be no there and it was there was you really want to think it's
[00:15:27] Naomi, I think she was part she was definitely she was at the vanguard of that shift
[00:15:32] Let me feel this one real quick. I don't think she was how do you guys feel about going to McDonald's for lunch?
[00:15:39] Is the shamrock shake still available? Yes
[00:15:42] Till the end of March. Yeah, no one buys it. So it feels a little strange going to McDonald's in the daylight
[00:15:49] The only time I get a drink the day I get it grub-hubbed, but who that's crazy. That's disgusting. You get a grub-hubbed. Yeah
[00:15:56] You make a guy go to McDonald's pick it up and drive if I wake up
[00:16:00] I love that too cuz they're all bikes here. It's not cars. No, there's no there's like homeless
[00:16:04] There's one so cool. It's probably so cold. Most people have to see McDonald's being delivered now to people
[00:16:10] I know that's so funny. You're just like watching a by Chinese bicycle go by with
[00:16:14] Electric by three and a half dollar meal being delivered
[00:16:19] No, no, it's yeah, it got yeah, the meal is $4 at the total cost. I'm talking about this previously
[00:16:26] There are mornings like especially if I'm a little bit hungover where I wake up and I'm like I want Mickey breakfast
[00:16:33] And so I just do pull it up on my phone and it comes out it comes it gets to my house in 15 minutes
[00:16:39] There's a McDonald's like not far like by the bar. I simply can't part of the ritual of going McDonald's just going there
[00:16:48] Fucked up there was something fucked up about getting McDonald's delivered. All right. Yes. Really really fuck
[00:16:54] I guess I'm a fucked up kind of guy you are a fucked up kind of guy
[00:16:57] I guess so you know what and I'm not gonna
[00:17:00] That food is not meant to travel it's not meant to travel. It's also like part of like going to McDonald's is I'm telling you it gets my house
[00:17:06] That's the best part about being hungover is a given night where you like black out or something and you wake up and you're like fuck
[00:17:13] We when that first starts happening you're filled with a guilt or whatever, but when it's like most days of your life
[00:17:18] They're like damn. I'm sure I said some shit. Yeah, but now you're social circle at that point
[00:17:24] It's been whittled down wherever you're going to seize you as a fucking embarrassment
[00:17:28] No one expects anything to be exactly and so you wake up and you're like ha ha ha
[00:17:33] Yeah time to go to McDonald's yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:17:36] And it's truly it's beautiful it is beautiful
[00:17:39] You're it's like you know what it is. It's like that's seen in the piano
[00:17:43] Outhouse playing the piano and the Nazi officer just sort of watches and play beautiful music and then lets him leave
[00:17:50] Yeah, that's sort of the internal emotional relationship between
[00:17:58] Super ego that you're like you're a drunk fucking loser failure
[00:18:01] Well, but it causes you to drink in the first but there's and then the artist in you there's a second deal you make
[00:18:08] Which is that okay go and finish the point
[00:18:11] We got a chew up an hour you fucking eating what's the second he could finish he could have talked about that
[00:18:16] I would have been like you know what I would have said
[00:18:18] Oh, is that what happened in the penis?
[00:18:20] Then he tells me what happened the penis for 30 minutes and then you say your point we can still do that
[00:18:25] We're going home we can still and then we're going to McDonald's and we're going to know you're mr.
[00:18:29] Cut somebody the fuck I didn't go you understand how this podcast was trying to use every we're like Native American
[00:18:37] Lead in there's a second here cut note here's a I was trying to
[00:18:41] think I was trying to add something completely unrelated to what I was saying go ahead you're saying okay
[00:18:47] They you're at a point in the stage in your life where you've alienated everyone where hangover means a different thing than it
[00:18:52] Once did right and then you get an excitement sort of was not even exactly what he's getting at but go ahead
[00:18:59] That's how many you didn't listen to a word. I said I was listening. It's better have something to do with the pianist
[00:19:05] No, it didn't and I was cutting you off
[00:19:08] And it's funny. It took you 30 seconds to admit it instead of well stop because you were filibustering
[00:19:17] Immediately I was wild that none of literally the dynamic hasn't shifted one inch
[00:19:28] And they fucking is like honing at me. I was like speeding and he's behind me
[00:19:31] He's like showing me he's got like a like a u.s. Marshall's well you cut him off
[00:19:34] You also cut and he's like showing me the badge and it's like well. You got lights motherfucker
[00:19:39] That's right. I guess you can't do anything. Yeah, pull the lights up. Yeah
[00:19:42] Let's see the lights until then you could just fucking wave your back like a fuck that that felt great
[00:19:47] That was the fella. Yeah, and he was just like trying to pull you over. Why he can't I don't think he has jurisdiction
[00:19:53] Yeah, you can't say what I'm supposed to respect you. Yeah, no, of course. I'll you well
[00:19:57] That was also a cut off with Nick just did but that's fine. No, there's a recent W for me
[00:20:03] It's a dub but we were talking about McDonald's breakfast and we're talking about being chastised you understand the flow of a conversation
[00:20:12] First of all, yes, I don't think you do I'm I think you think you do you think you do
[00:20:17] You have figured out how to fake understanding it better than almost anyone
[00:20:21] No, but you don't actually understand the rhythms of a conversation
[00:20:25] I or better yet something kicks in that like when you're a little kid who knows the answer you haven't gotten out of that. Oh, oh, oh
[00:20:33] Raise your hand portion fuckers where it's like you have to fucking say something and look
[00:20:39] I have those impulses to a lot of comics do no, okay, of course
[00:20:42] Of course, but you have to learn to control them especially when the goal of this thing right here
[00:20:47] You know one hour I so whenever whatever you do you always have to think am I costing us time or am I
[00:20:56] Gaining us time well like I said previously the moment you called me out for a cutoff. I
[00:21:03] Acknowledged it. It was not the moment. I did a shitty thing in my car and I put my hand up like this
[00:21:09] Before I forget I know it's not the time to do this but I will be at carolines from June 23rd to 25th
[00:21:16] I don't know when tickets are gonna be available. Just giving you a heads up because Austin sold out
[00:21:24] In St. Louis. Oh, what are you doing in St. Lulu? I don't know whatever the fucking helium probably yeah the helium the helium in St. Louis
[00:21:36] I'm gonna be in LA in June stay posted for
[00:21:40] I'm in hot Atlanta, brother. Actually, I might have just passed H H
[00:21:44] Yeah, no, I'm in hot Atlanta brother this weekend the first and the second and then I'm in Toronto
[00:21:49] We just added a Friday show on the 15th of April then Providence DC Philly
[00:21:54] And then I'm gonna take fucking two months off and you deserve it may fit through
[00:22:00] Road Warrior may fit through 7th up being Boston and then I guess I'm in Houston like
[00:22:10] Okay, I had to promote those Austin shows and I forgot every episode
[00:22:15] Well, but it's they so they're done. That's done. But like I was like, okay, so we'll sell out with one tweet. Yeah
[00:22:22] That was a great place, but I had a great time over there. Yeah, it'll be fun
[00:22:25] It's gonna be exciting to see how much of an hour I can even do. Oh, you'll be fun. It'll be good
[00:22:31] Oh, well, I don't know man. I'm looking at old sets. I'm like I got an hour easy, but your phone's about to slide off the couch
[00:22:37] It's fine. I got I got an hour easy and I look at it and it's all like fucking you know
[00:22:46] I will that was funny. That was funny last night
[00:22:50] Realizing on stage that James Holmes is like yeah, it's like Leno doing a monoclonal. It is. He's literally yeah
[00:23:01] That's like that's you simply Jared isn't as old as James Holmes, but you know, it's somebody. Jared was like 2014 2015
[00:23:09] Really the fall of subway Jared is fresher. Yeah subway Jared is a guy James Holmes was 2012
[00:23:16] Right that was 10 years. Yeah damn 10 years. Just wanna feel old. Yeah wanna feel
[00:23:22] Damn, what's that guy? Is he dead? They kill him. He's in the loony bin problem. Yeah. He said Arkham asylum. He said ark
[00:23:32] Let's talk about he's missed a lot of good Batman
[00:23:38] Like yeah, he probably thought the second one was gonna be the best but that's like yeah
[00:23:42] They're fucking like he you know, they're not showing him the patents and shit in prison. No, no
[00:23:45] And that was a good one because why he killed a three-month-old
[00:23:49] And he would have liked it because it was golf. Yeah, it's hard to say though
[00:23:52] What those guys those guys are all weird about bad. He was yeah, he was he was apparently comics guys really liked this
[00:23:59] You one was that comics guys like guys from the like the Batman comics. Oh that yeah
[00:24:05] Yeah, so maybe James Holmes would have liked it. That's so funny that you can just present yourself as an authority on Batman
[00:24:11] Yeah, well, I'm like I'm into the comics. So it feels feels feels like that I went with him
[00:24:17] Yeah, um, I thought it was pretty good that the third hour dragged but the first two hours were really hard
[00:24:23] I thought that was a joke that was actually three hours because I somebody told me three hours
[00:24:26] I'm like well, I'm never gonna see that movie. It should have been two
[00:24:31] The Nolan Batman's were like three hours. No, they weren't they were long as they were two and a half. I think yeah
[00:24:37] Batman begins as a three-hour move not Batman begins dark
[00:24:43] Batman begins rock. I don't know. I saw that
[00:24:45] Basketball. Awesome. Yeah, I saw that in Pensacola, Florida the day after going like this
[00:24:52] Enormous fish fry. Yeah, it almost killed me. What kind of fish?
[00:24:57] I don't know. Just like a patch to whatever just deep fried 220 and then what the dark night 230 230
[00:25:04] Dark night rises which felt overstuffed 245 see the Batman 256
[00:25:10] Batman the original the fucking the one with uh jack Nicholson
[00:25:14] A brisk two hours. Yeah same with the second one, which is really fucking good with DeVito and Michelle Fyfer
[00:25:21] Dude, she's a 10 Anthony DeVito's in there. Anthony DeVito was in Batman. Yeah, it was uh right after you guys
[00:25:39] Dude, I saw my boy DeVito. We were both we had both happened to be in St. Louis the same time as on
[00:25:44] So nice to hop on the same legordia flight with your friend. Yeah, actually like bro. Let's get lunch
[00:25:52] It was great. Shout out to fucking Tony DeVito one of the hardest cock soldiers out there
[00:26:02] All right, I ran into l franken. I've been doing this thing where I like to you didn't run out phone a plane
[00:26:07] I like to know it's out fake out fake out. No each other at all. They're colleagues themselves. You're not colleagues
[00:26:15] It's like a woman sitting, you know, yeah, by yourself. You slow down you're like
[00:26:21] And then you can see them get uncomfortable
[00:26:30] Yeah, you sit down you pretended your seat you smell her
[00:26:36] And they're like wait a second. I'm all the way in the back of the plane. Yeah, no, I should sit
[00:26:41] You sit down and then someone comes by and they're like, um, excuse me. I think this is my seat. You're like god damn it
[00:26:54] I never get to sit next to a fucking girl
[00:26:58] Fine have your seat man. It's not fair. Yeah
[00:27:09] Fuck this like sir, you're like I am the air marshal
[00:27:17] Oh fuck dude. Yeah, that would be really fucking good
[00:27:22] You already have the trade down. Yeah, it's about you're eating. Yeah. Yeah, you got the snack. You got the little bisque off cookies. Yeah, you brought your own
[00:27:28] My own business you found the only store that actually sells them. That's not a plan
[00:27:34] Dude, you ever you guys ever get the bisque off butter. I think we talked about this
[00:27:38] That's good. Yeah, that makes the dick sing like Aretha Franklin. Yeah, it's it is a decadent tree
[00:27:45] It's incredible. Yeah, if you want your dick to get really stiff
[00:27:49] Spread that on a bisque off cook. Oh my god. Now we're fucking you're crazy
[00:27:54] Yeah, that makes you a great sand you get to the front page of reddit with that if you posted that
[00:27:59] I would win the internet. You would win the internet. You get so much gold. I love gold
[00:28:06] What the fuck do you get what is gold? I don't I don't fucking get reddit man. Reddit's fucking gay dude
[00:28:14] Reddit's really good for like if you need to like solve a problem or something like you have something you're trying to do
[00:28:19] Mm-hmm. Right. It's like reddit's better than qua or right with the hour any of that. Oh, yeah
[00:28:24] I didn't know how I need to do anything. I just searched like you know like
[00:28:28] Yeah, I don't know fucking like how to suck a man's asshole reddit. They got a rewire lamp
[00:28:32] You just hit reddit and the google search. Oh gosh. You know like that kind of shit. It's always yeah
[00:28:37] But the block out every gay porn ever made reddit. Yeah, but those are the gate database. I'm I'm the one that figured that out
[00:28:50] You gotta make sure you're less gay than everyone in the world, huh? Yeah, I don't want people playing catch up
[00:28:55] This is the one time where you're against sharing intellectual property. Yeah, well, it's not intellectual property
[00:29:00] I just figured something out of my own the world on title to it. Yeah, it was a beautiful song. I'm sure
[00:29:07] Have that you couldn't you argue that some secret the fountain cheating homosexuality is the most beautiful song of all time
[00:29:13] No the fountain of youth a single pill you can take that makes you live forever taller and not gay
[00:29:19] If I discovered that yeah, I would keep that to myself. You wouldn't share that with me and so no
[00:29:25] That's so well at least we know that you don't you haven't discovered it because you're short and gay. Yeah, you're short
[00:29:32] One day we come here and you're not gay. I'm sorry
[00:29:34] You're just like Tom selling yeah, yeah, you're fucking tall. You're so nice
[00:29:43] You don't fucking make mean jokes about anything
[00:29:49] Like did you discover that bill like what are you talking about? I'm the same guy
[00:29:53] I love you now. How's the family fellas?
[00:30:00] We got burgers on the grills back. You're drinking a beer because you're not an alcoholic anymore. Yeah, you can just enjoy a beer
[00:30:13] Turning the corner at my knee and going halfway down my calf
[00:30:22] That sounds great. That sounds wonderful. You're good at so many things you should be happy
[00:30:27] I would honestly would be it you just bear huggy and that gratitude's working for me, buddy
[00:30:39] Ian wants to suck your cock so bad. I'm like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom
[00:30:43] I'm looking in the mirror smiling and I'm like, you know
[00:30:45] I have to take the pill every hour and the pills fall down the toilet. I'm like no
[00:30:51] I come out like half my face is like okay
[00:31:02] Which is actually then the dark side of that
[00:31:06] I turn into a little three-foot goblin. Yeah
[00:31:15] And just have a big vagina instead of an asshole
[00:31:18] Just a huge pussy that starts with the small your back and goes all the way where your balls should be
[00:31:28] My family's like he'll be bad. He's got more of the pills. He just
[00:31:34] It's just that one thing he made he made enough of them
[00:31:41] Uh fuck I would love those pills. Hmm. I don't need them though. I don't need them either
[00:31:47] Well, I mean, but you know that'll never have they can't even make a covid vaccine. You expect sure make a
[00:31:53] Pill would get your dick big and pill that makes you
[00:31:57] Honestly, it's it's truly just the emotional implications. I would want out of a pill
[00:32:02] And they do make those and I refuse to take them right
[00:32:08] Now you're a fucking own natural warrior, dude
[00:32:12] You're out there fucking grinding up mental health pastes. Yeah
[00:32:22] I've never been a benzoyl guy. Oh, I think they're great. I love my sleep. There's so
[00:32:28] I've been hitting spots again and like no matter what like it fucks you up completely
[00:32:32] Well, I can go to bed. I mean I get home and I fall asleep
[00:32:35] But i'm a morning guy now thoroughly so i'm like i'm just up at six no matter what I don't set an alarm
[00:32:41] I'm up and even if I don't get up the fucking cattle start fucking, you know, like bothering me and fucking, you know, six or
[00:32:47] Yeah, also if you take benzo's to sleep, it's like not proper sleep. Oh, really? Yeah
[00:32:52] It doesn't count as good sleep muscle relaxers then well poppers
[00:32:57] Poppers. I'm pretty asleep. Your ass will get so big. Yeah. Honestly, you should try like meditating doing yoga later than i
[00:33:04] You know, what you know, what time do you try to go to bed? What time do you want to be asleep?
[00:33:09] I'd love to be asleep by fucking right there. You know, it's gonna meet anymore. I am yeah
[00:33:17] 1145 phone on a charger somewhere else. It's gone. It's all it's never in my bed
[00:33:21] Yeah, but it's been like an hour before and then get a book and look read make sure the last hour is like reading
[00:33:27] No, that's what that's honestly literally what I do. Okay. We'll do it harder
[00:33:32] Do it more it's so funny because it's like I do a couple things that are good for you
[00:33:36] Yeah, and so many people talk about them like they're like like whenever I'm like
[00:33:40] When I'm talking about want to lose weight people like to just cut out drinking soda. It's like I don't drink soda. Right. Yeah, like
[00:33:48] This where it's like put your phone away. Yeah, you really don't eat much. I don't understand how I have a bad metabolism
[00:33:54] And I go and I go sicko mode. There is there is some truth to that
[00:33:58] I think like you know like you do fuck up your hormones for your body's like yeah, I'm supposed to be 400 million pounds
[00:34:03] And then like you're like nutrient partitioning fuck up
[00:34:07] So you're like more likely to store things as fat than like well, it's weird dude
[00:34:11] I would yeah literally the first day after fucking trying to eat coming back from the road
[00:34:16] It's like and I eat vegetables my body's like what the fuck is this gay bullshit?
[00:34:20] I get like a stomach ache and diarrhea doesn't get hard. Yeah, it's bad for you. It's bad for you
[00:34:26] I've been trying to tell me no vegetables been back on the beach smoothies every day. Nice. Are you working outside?
[00:34:32] No, dude, honestly Nick like started again. Comedy is
[00:34:37] Like touring is ruining my life after this. I'm gonna I'm gonna go through it kills you per gym members
[00:34:45] But I had like I really have to get the cardio in which I started doing like for the first time and like look probably literally ever like consistent
[00:34:52] Like I've been back for the last three weeks exact I always hated it
[00:34:56] But it feels like really nice to know that I'm like doing something that's like just healthy
[00:35:02] Yeah, for the first time I'm working out just to be because the other kind of worry about future straight training or whatever
[00:35:09] Not to look hot. That's like that's sort of like
[00:35:15] Work all the other all the other working out you've done the look hot. Yeah, of course man. Shut the fuck up
[00:35:20] What do you mean? I can't be in the fucking steam room at David Barton gyms dude. Don't make sure that picture
[00:35:26] Okay, everyone needs to make a change in there. Don't make make show that picture
[00:35:31] It's nice some guy came to the show last night and he was like, yeah, you yeah, you look like you look like you're doing all right
[00:35:37] I guess you know and I'm like I'm trying you know or whatever and he's like Adam looks like way worse than I thought
[00:35:44] Why do you say that he's trying to ingratiate himself? No, he was like I said what he didn't say to me who's trying to act like he's part of a nice guy
[00:35:50] They were his wife. Oh, you fell for it, dude. You fell for it. Oh, yeah
[00:35:54] All right, well, I mean there were some truth is nice wife. That was a prostitute
[00:36:10] But I'll have you know Adam. I was like what the fuck are you talking about I shit on him percent. That's good. Thank you
[00:36:16] So I defend thank you. It's like Adam looks good. It is funny when people try to get over those compliments to my face
[00:36:22] You know well the pill doesn't exist yet Adam. So all right, well, we got to get R&D going
[00:36:26] And you know what if you started off on the wrong foot by I started to stay olive branch
[00:36:33] What do you think? Why don't we all get McDonald's together? Oh, I only get McDonald's delivered
[00:36:38] I can only have mom is that my Mickey's?
[00:36:42] I only have my mic is in the morning when it's delivered directly to my domicile
[00:36:48] That's exactly what you say. That's how I said yeah, right
[00:36:51] When you sound exactly like that. I sound like my course
[00:36:57] I would never venture further than the garden district
[00:37:02] I am wilton in this heat when I when I smell the delightful o' door of my
[00:37:09] sausage McGriddle traipsing down a lesion fields
[00:37:15] Directly to my doorstep as delivered by
[00:37:18] a four foot eleven man of the Orient via an electric bicycle
[00:37:23] I know it's going to be a beautiful day on the Lord's earth
[00:37:49] Million years just go get McDonald's with one of his I never said that I didn't want to go with you
[00:37:54] I said I've only been getting it delivered recently. I would go to McDonald's men. I'll go you're listening to the fancy
[00:38:01] Southern Fag podcast. We should do that. Yeah, up shit's ass. I got myself a that one. That's a good
[00:38:21] Without a without a pussy. I love I love innuendo the bales
[00:38:35] Let's like the glove dude. I got that was so good. Is it Adam saying his dream?
[00:38:40] We're that some guy in the audience what his dream was he's like, uh, you know to work with uh like motion graphics and I was like
[00:38:46] Learn the adobe sweet. Yeah, basically. We're like he said. Yeah, he wanted to work and with motion. That was his dream
[00:38:52] Yeah, he quit his job to pursue that dream and Adam is like my dream would be a male porn star
[00:38:57] And I'd be like he's like the biggest male porn stars
[00:39:00] I mean it'd be cool to be like the most famous male porn star, but you're always like fully clothed and you just like finger
[00:39:06] You know looking at the camera and you're like fingering
[00:39:09] But then your thing is you have like a cool glove
[00:39:14] And then that would be the most famous male porn star the glove the glove
[00:39:19] I like the Gary Payton. I like that and their fingerless gloves. Yeah, of course dude. You gotta have style
[00:39:35] 11 a.m. Good noon and then it's time for my mikki's
[00:39:41] You called it that day dude. You called it mikki's. Yeah, mac did you? Yeah, he did. That's why I said that stinks
[00:39:46] I know you may even missed it. You're fucking yeah, everything you're saying is so good
[00:39:51] You missed him saying like I'll get mikki's
[00:40:02] We're breaking some kind of covenant with god you're we're getting mikki'd's and fucking taco bell
[00:40:06] I live a crazy life. You don't I live a crazy life. Look. I'm not I'm gonna sit here and say there's a time in my life
[00:40:14] Popeyes was delivery. I would get it, but it's just a fucked up experience. I have the popeyes
[00:40:21] I'll be there. I'll be I have points right now. There's a there's a reason that Chinese food and pizza is like the number one delivery thing
[00:40:29] It's because like those are the only two things that travel well
[00:40:32] They travel yeah, they travel you know what does not try this well and which I wouldn't order from McDonald's is hamburgers
[00:40:38] You don't order a hamburger seamless was the biggest mistake of all time
[00:40:44] Let me know one person who's actually you seamless I use it all and enjoyed it. I enjoy it. Yeah, all the time literally nobody
[00:40:53] I mean I get plenty of sushi. I get plenty of sushi is terrible delivered. No, no, it's not
[00:41:00] No, you gotta watch a guy cook it or do the cut you know cook this sorting parrot
[00:41:05] You know what it's you know a word. I mean, you know, I mean by cook look it's bad. Most things are better
[00:41:11] Yeah, it's like when you say oh, you're gonna cook cookies tonight. She's like you mean baking. It's like bitch. They're called cookies
[00:41:20] So it's not the same thing. Why don't you fucking why don't you go not the same it is? Why don't you go to know
[00:41:25] But nicks being misogynistic so we have to support
[00:41:27] I agree bitch. I agree with the it's misogynistic to think women can't be bitches women can be whatever they want
[00:41:33] That's so true. They choose to be bitches. They can be a bitch. They could be a lover. They could be a child
[00:41:38] They could be a slut. I'm a bitch. I'm a child lover. I'm a sinner
[00:41:54] These pants I'm gonna sign up to be an intern
[00:41:58] Best bit of all time. Yeah, then he wants to fuck her. It is weird you do comedy long enough and like
[00:42:04] Tom like I can't tell you I can no longer
[00:42:08] Understand both like cuz when I when I was like 19 you'd watch Tom
[00:42:12] And you do is this everyone understood why this was bad right right now. I watched Tom. I'm like this is good
[00:42:19] Like this is good. This is very good. This is like it's transcended for me. Yeah
[00:42:24] I know he's like somehow now, but he was like way ahead of his time
[00:42:29] You know like a homeless person be ahead of its time if the entire economy collapsed and everyone was living outside
[00:42:36] Right like wow who knew these guys had their finger on the pole. Yeah, now we're all shitting ourselves and living in boxes
[00:42:45] God damn this guy's got got tactical skills. I would love the problem is I don't think I feel like we'd be persona non-grata
[00:42:55] But I would love to attend you know, it's
[00:42:57] One of my before the show before the show ends we got a squash the beef
[00:43:03] We got you understand that's a squashing literally impossible. It can't happen
[00:43:08] Is it that I'm one of my this is one of my biggest fuck ups is not understanding like
[00:43:13] Yeah, and it's obvious. No, not being mean, but like, you know, Tom was like sort of just this like
[00:43:20] Spectacle did existed. Yeah back when like we were just like essentially just open my curse
[00:43:25] Yeah, and even when I had been working the road run
[00:43:27] Then we knew the fuck I was everyone from the scene new Tom
[00:43:31] And it was kind of this funny thing and then you get like a little bit of success
[00:43:35] And it's like you don't really gauge how big the audience is or whatever
[00:43:38] You continue just living your life. Yeah, and then it's like yeah
[00:43:42] Tom's this funny thing and then Tom blows up into this thing and that like
[00:43:46] You know, I don't know. I don't really know how Tom's head works, but at some point he realized that it's like
[00:43:52] You know fucking with him or whatever, right?
[00:43:55] We're the way that Joe Robinson used to do all the time, right?
[00:43:58] We actually got him fans. Well, I don't I don't want to I don't want to present in a way where it's like
[00:44:03] No, it is true. I did a good thing for Tom. No, we didn't do it. No, we were
[00:44:08] But at least the other types of bullying was just to humiliate him right
[00:44:12] Yeah, this was a little column a little column be and I think to some extent he does have some notion that
[00:44:26] His amazing habit. Yeah, you know what we tried to kill him and it made him stronger. Yeah, and he is
[00:44:32] He's he's fucking he's the man cannot be beaten and I love him. Honestly. He
[00:44:38] Some of my most cherished memories are his album recording and that contest I did at EJ's landing
[00:44:45] Hmm. I think that's what he's mad at me about somebody tagged me in some
[00:44:51] I think he said something racist or something. I don't know. Yeah, no one of the best
[00:44:56] Tom moments of all time is the EJ's landing and it was like
[00:45:03] Seven eight. Yeah, and he's just shitting on the Orioles and they's like two guys just walk
[00:45:08] They were done they like paid their day. We're just done at the bar. The bar was empty and he's like oh that's a little too much for you
[00:45:26] God fuck all right if we don't get McDonald's were some other options
[00:45:32] Wendy's burger King. Yeah, you're on a fast food kick now. I kind of just wanted McDonald's
[00:45:37] I kind of wanted to go sit at McDonald's, you know and like have sure you know
[00:45:40] I'm kind of there's no good McDonald's around here
[00:45:42] That is a bummer because the more you're talking about it the more I'm interested
[00:45:46] I kind of wanted that like I hit the hit of McDonald's on the road early morning sure that vibe. Yeah, the vibe
[00:45:52] Yeah, the vibe like a great drive ahead of us like but let's savor this for 15 minutes
[00:45:56] Yeah, it's gonna be the give me the fuel. I don't really go on McDonald's as much as a kid
[00:46:01] But I remember going with my uncle and my cousins and we went to McDonald's and I never I didn't know what a hash brown
[00:46:07] Wasn't my hash brown wasn't he got it and he loved the half the first time you get a hash brown there
[00:46:12] You're like what the hell is it's also you smell you smell McDonald's
[00:46:16] I remember having it like this with that fucking smell. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:46:19] Oh, yeah, you know, there's a hack to get the fries hot every time you ask no salt. No salt
[00:46:24] I think you told me that now that I know that I said who do you think knows more about how to get better food in a fast food
[00:46:33] May probably know I just the fact that you would even try to present his own information back now
[00:46:38] I'm trolling such a way. I'm trolling. It was a troll. You know what? I wish I had a vu vu Zalo just blow directly in your face
[00:46:44] You know that that's my culture long to that figure just a long
[00:46:50] Which is why it's a just punishment for what you just
[00:46:54] Fucking put it directly from sitting from here a
[00:46:58] So loud a six and a half foot vu Zalo and I just blew it directly in your face and it breaks your glasses
[00:47:03] And the shards go into your eyes. That will be a just punishment for yes for trying to give him his McDonald's tips
[00:47:11] Tips and tricks for stop knows more. Thank you. I would never thank you. I would never
[00:47:18] People still saying life hack I think so will McDonald's going back to McDonald's
[00:47:24] They tried to ride off the tick-tock trend of menu hacks, right?
[00:47:29] So recently when I ordered it on the menu it was on the menu. You have to put it together
[00:47:35] You still have to construct it. That's exactly what I said, right?
[00:47:38] It's not on the fucking menu. Yeah, they were they have the air land and sea where it's like you put a
[00:47:45] Burger and a fish filet together chicken nuggets, you know, it's called a filet. Oh fish
[00:47:50] Yes, but everyone calls it fish filet. That's Mandela effect. No, no, first of all, not every
[00:47:57] I've called it a filet. Oh fish my entire
[00:48:00] Filet of fish I say fish filet. It's only because the Kanye song. Oh
[00:48:04] They yeah, this is what I mean you have you have one thing you have an opinion or something and you you pretend it's like
[00:48:22] Which is funny. It's really strange the irony is is like 90% of the time this process happens in reverse
[00:48:27] When you watch a movie and then you'll look at metacritic and you'd be like I guess I really liked it
[00:48:37] What what is metacritic? No, that's not what I look at you know what it is. You know what I like what you never even heard of it
[00:48:44] It's not what I look at you internalize you internalize all these other things to your opinions you are received
[00:48:52] But then when you have an authentic genuine opinion you can't even identify it as your own
[00:48:57] Your you know what I know I'll tell you Jennifer Lopez started fat asses. I'm saying on white girls the fat ass
[00:49:04] No, no, no because it happened like everything else white women stole it from minorities
[00:49:09] I of course Jennifer Lopez was the first that was the ass revolution where everybody's talking about ass white porn actresses
[00:49:17] Prior to Naomi the ideal it all started because of J. Lo you fucking idiot. I'm saying in porn
[00:49:23] She's the shit idea. We're like girls was hard fake big taste
[00:49:27] I think the shift was 9-11 to me in my mind
[00:49:31] 9-11 change to go back to what you said Nick because if you're jumping off a plane
[00:49:36] Oh, if you're jumping off a building you want to land on a big fat ass. I don't think it was that you know specific
[00:49:41] I think people were like well some change it up. So obviously we got a world changed
[00:49:48] Some soul-surd you know what I'll never forgive the Saudis for that. Yeah as one of the fuck. I'll tell you
[00:49:54] I'm still out here all about titties. I'm not some Johnny come lately and I'm pointing at somebody
[00:50:02] Titties Adam, okay. I'm not so this is gonna
[00:50:04] Come lately. He's gonna upset you guys, but I feel like titties
[00:50:08] Whatever you're gonna say is gonna be so fucking stitties are are coming back
[00:50:12] People never left brother people are talking about big mommy milkers if I had if I just had a
[00:50:24] Even a lot just a couple can I be honest
[00:50:26] I'll be pissed if they come back in a major way because it's nice being the guy that loves tits when the whole world is
[00:50:31] Ass crazy stop you were never the guy I am the guy that likes tits
[00:50:36] You're not in this three in this three some right here. Yes, I am well next gay and you're gay too
[00:50:41] No, I just like girls that are even gay. I just have no I don't care you're gay
[00:50:46] That's good Adam. You're a fucking poser who likes girls up until recently that had this that weighed the same as you
[00:50:54] Okay, 80 pounds. I just wish I could love somebody without feeling trapped
[00:50:59] You there that's what I we're not even getting that
[00:51:06] That's right up for everyone knows that how do the three you need a couple months was where you're sucking titties and happy and then that hits you
[00:51:12] That doesn't make me happy that makes me
[00:51:16] Not even even not even after the before
[00:51:19] Even before the entire process. I think the first two months. I feel great and then I start thinking yeah
[00:51:24] And then and then I have to fight through those thoughts because they're all wrong
[00:51:28] Well, you need to be you need to come over to my side and be a lover boy
[00:51:31] And the worst part is people are like oh well, you need to go to therapy. It's like yeah
[00:51:35] That's not about there. I think you do have to go there sure that's one of the most therapy meeting motherfuckers
[00:51:40] I've ever met that's the answer talking to an even dumber bitch that I can't even fuck
[00:51:50] I pay a first of all day woman. I can't even fuck first of all name is first of all
[00:51:55] You're allowed to fuck them and they're legally not allowed to say anything dude
[00:51:59] I'm gonna let's try to go when he started going to therapy and he's like dude
[00:52:03] I think the therapist wants to fuck me and it's like you should find another therapist to talk to you about thinking that
[00:52:13] Look I think you experience a type of spiritual freedom that very few you have like a healthy narcissism
[00:52:19] No, that's not very rare in these days because no matter what that's literally not true everyone's so up their own ass these days
[00:52:25] You do not think I have a yes, you don't think you don't think it's a way like everyone's kind of like my
[00:52:31] Seastor prejudice, but there's like one guy that's like, you know, he's got like that kind of 50s racism
[00:52:36] I'm still looking for psych. Well, you know, I just don't don't think blacks and whites you get married
[00:52:41] Time to go and see a picture show and maybe have a glass of pop you're like this guy's happy
[00:52:46] Yeah, you know, it's not like there's a bore comment, you know, you don't have that energy. That's Adam's relationship with narcissists
[00:52:52] Oh, that's not you know everyone else is like I fucking hate myself
[00:52:56] I'm like ugly or whatever, but I'll post the best picture of myself
[00:52:58] I can on social right so make everyone else feel bad and think you know, and that's that's how most people operate
[00:53:05] Adam on the other hand is like everyone has my opinions
[00:53:08] And I look really good and by the way your opinion is not the tittier good. No, that's my opinion
[00:53:14] Not everyone has my opinions. I actually invented going to McDonald's. I never said that
[00:53:22] No, I didn't I was actually the furry I invent Donald's is not my thing Adam sees a new service
[00:53:27] The billion title he's like I came up with signing up for title the Jay Z you were on title for a while
[00:53:34] I just had an early I had a title. I had a log in I was
[00:53:39] Thing as I say that I remember that because title it was hard to get title for a while
[00:53:44] Yeah, and they would only put be on say they put a they had a good Jay Z on title to make you get it
[00:53:50] And you had access I'll be trying to try to like cut down caffeine too, you know because like
[00:53:55] Yeah, we'll just move on from those insulting things. He said about my character
[00:54:00] Well, listen, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about but I
[00:54:03] Need it you don't like tates as much as you pretend to and I've always liked it's not way more than you and that's not even
[00:54:10] There's no even way for you to pretend that what I said is not true because I everyone knows it
[00:54:17] Okay, it's out there in the most public record the most second great conversation
[00:54:21] Was that what are you doing in Toronto? It's place called the some theater. Well, I mean like what are you doing?
[00:54:30] You know do comedy like I don't really link up. There's a couple there's you know some friends out there. I'd like to see
[00:54:41] I like to these I like sucking on titties or whatever like there's some friends
[00:54:52] Yeah, that's a separate discussion. I want to see some colleagues and if I want to check in with some colleagues
[00:55:03] Yeah, no, I mean Toronto is fucking sick
[00:55:05] I'm excited to go back, but the problem is I booked this fucking tour like when I was like excited to be on the road
[00:55:11] Yeah, and now I saw a son with it. Yeah, I just I mean luckily everything left is East Coast
[00:55:16] Yeah, cuz the fucking time zones fuck you up and like yeah, I'm like I'm trying to fill this shit up
[00:55:21] I guess I gotta do I should do try to do this special move like everybody else does
[00:55:26] Yeah, I know this is a room for a while
[00:55:28] This isn't the time to announce it, but I have merchandise on on the way folks. You're right. It's not the time to shut up
[00:55:51] Look at both of our records Nick is saying who's on the fucking record. You're saying you know no no
[00:55:57] I'm not taking issue with anything. You've said it doesn't matter who likes tits more it doesn't it's me though
[00:56:03] It doesn't matter it does matter and it's me it doesn't matter it doesn't it's me it literally
[00:56:09] Does matter if you want that title going I want you to feel it. I don't want it. I have it. Okay
[00:56:14] I have it I don't want it. I can't help it hang your banner in the rafter. I have maybe I will likes tits more than Adam
[00:56:21] Yeah without question. I don't even need a banner 1989 to the question mark question mark question mark
[00:56:31] What Nick was saying was that I'm an empty vessel who's incapable
[00:56:36] I don't think that's true of the two of self-reflection and
[00:56:39] In capable that my narcissism like prohibits me from you heard of anything called projection
[00:56:50] The most repressed man on the planet is pathologizing me and that's all you need to know okay fine
[00:56:57] I didn't need even the most repressed man on the planet. Yeah. Oh
[00:57:02] Fuck we really do need to figure out we're gonna have for lunch because it's almost the episodes almost over well
[00:57:06] It's been a great one and I don't want to have I don't want to make the decision on my own time
[00:57:11] Yeah, so we have to talk through this and we're on there
[00:57:16] You said McDonald's now. I'm kind of thinking
[00:57:19] Maybe a burger or sandwich of some okay. All right. We're just gonna go to the deli. We'll probably just end up going to the deli
[00:57:27] But am I gonna get fries at the deli that's the question
[00:57:33] Do they do they have a fucking oil I assume so Nick they have fries there right fries where that deli at the penis store
[00:57:50] I mean bothered I don't want to cut you off and it might make you upset
[00:57:54] But I wanted to read you this this whole week post on Quora about time is it?
[00:58:00] We don't got time to be really close this will take 10 we haven't decided I guess we are going to the deli
[00:58:05] We're going to go to the deli. So this is the Quora thread about does Naomi Russell have HIV and
[00:58:12] This guy Charles. He says God. I hope not even after all these years
[00:58:18] I still have a soft spot for her. She really got me through my 20s
[00:58:25] What was that guy's name Charles cat shout out to chart Charles yeah general manager at Equinox
[00:58:45] 2007 or 2015 so oh shit, what's he up to now? He's click on his profile
[00:58:51] Can I don't belong to Quora. So I think I have like a limit. Okay. No actually well, but he lives in New York
[00:59:00] He loves Tolkien dune military history and Game of Thrones
[00:59:05] New York sports teams Giants Mets and Knicks this guy's awesome or a passion should we have him on the podcast to discuss Naomi?
[00:59:16] Get him on this show to discuss how he got through his 20s
[00:59:19] Yes, how much beating off did you do to her? It's like when someone's like yeah
[00:59:23] I was having a rough time the pod really got me through it. Yeah, but I feel like this is more honorable to be honest
[00:59:33] Focusing on building amenities fitness centers and pool design he seems pretty cool and I will say listen
[00:59:40] That that was more of a change of pace for me. I was a lot more in Naomi's hey day
[00:59:46] I was a I was a jana Michaels guy. Okay, so there were there was a
[00:59:53] Generation of pogs jana Michaels. Yes, remember cara Jay
[00:59:59] Yes, oh we got fat later and I'm jacking off to that. I love you. Oh lovely
[01:00:04] I don't remember she was another early pog right. I'm just saying listen
[01:00:10] I'm just saying everyone you're no no within the con
[01:00:13] Michael's had huge. She was just thick. We can't throw her in the pole Naomi something else
[01:00:18] She's one of those skinny girls. That's why that's why she was leading the charge. That's why she was at the Vanguard
[01:00:24] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, anyway, if you're listening
[01:00:28] I it was by the way the cultural shift 100% was J Lo I
[01:00:32] Realize what it was. It's not you. She was she started yes in mass culture
[01:00:38] Yes, shit her booty was talking about how big grass was and by the way now
[01:00:43] It's kind of like going back and watching the NBA from the 80s
[01:00:47] Right, it's good, right, but there it's like there is some a journeyman to there's some blue-collar guys
[01:00:55] Some guys coming off the bench. Yeah, like that's how I feel about J Lo where it's like I feel like there's girls walking around with
[01:01:02] 3200 Instagram followers of a big rass. What was that? It was J Lo also got her ass insured
[01:01:06] That was the big the big story and it was a good $1 and look she looks fucking incredible now
[01:01:12] She still looks good. I want to see the movie with her and Owen Wilson where they fall in love Ward
[01:01:16] They'll put it on a Super Bowl party when I was in LA. He watched the whole thing the worst
[01:01:22] Hotel well brutal and so I'm like fucking just riding on I'm like I'm like on a campaign basically at this point
[01:01:31] What's I've been on like in that brushroom? I
[01:01:33] Feel like why don't you buy another one cuz I was buying another 200 electric toothbrush the hotel has that I gotta get a
[01:01:40] Ship, okay. You just get a ship. I got I get shit shit ship to all the time when's the last time we went to the dentist stuff
[01:01:48] When I got my tooth you have to go to like a specialist to get the tooth well now that you have the tooth no for a cleaning
[01:01:54] I guess you're gonna regular everybody dude my people are fine new dentists that I go to
[01:01:59] They're basically like do you want do you want nitrous and I'm like for a cleaning and then they were like?
[01:02:06] Yeah, and I'm like and they're like $75
[01:02:10] It's the last two times I've gone. I literally just like it was so sick. That's awesome. It's shit
[01:02:17] It's the best drug. Where's your where's your dentist?
[01:02:20] In in the city there's a it's one of those places that has a bunch of locations. Yeah
[01:02:26] Damn dude, you got to go to this place bro
[01:02:29] And they have a flat screen on the ceiling and beats headphones
[01:02:32] Oh, so I was just hitting nitrous and watching Seinfeld somebody shook your dick
[01:02:39] The next I don't worry about getting harder from having that good a time honestly was the best
[01:02:44] It's the end the cool thing about nitrous is like you're not fucked up afterwards
[01:02:49] You just get a coffee and then ten minutes later you're back back to your day interesting. It's pretty cool
[01:02:54] I might have to do that anyway folks. I need a cleaning. I need a good cleaning. It's been a while. I'll I'll
[01:03:02] Hook you up with it. Thank you, bro. All right. It's been a great episode. Thank you everyone. We're off to the deli
[01:03:07] We're gonna get lunch. If you want to do deli or how about
[01:03:10] Rocco's which he said I had pizza for dinner last night. Everything has to be about you. Okay. Okay. What else?
[01:03:16] No, let's talk this out. I guess you also had pizza for dinner last night. Yeah me
[01:03:20] So you shouldn't have it's a yes, I should why because I'm not thinking about me and what I want
[01:03:26] I'm offering to my friends. Maybe they want pizza. Well Adam doesn't know I particularly
[01:03:31] I know I already had pizza, but I'll set that aside
[01:03:37] I'll set that aside and suggest something even though it's already been decided
[01:03:42] Not based on what I it doesn't have to be the deli and now we have to get you were texting
[01:03:47] Huh, we're talking about what we're gonna get and you were texting I had an important thing that I had no chances
[01:03:52] It wasn't important is zero percent chance. It was the guy who's the guy who time sends talking about the gay porn room with you
[01:03:59] You do this a lot where you you elevate things a matter of importance that definitely could have waited like 10 minutes or so
[01:04:07] What do you mean? Well, you just get in the zone
[01:04:09] Texting oh no, that's not I actually don't think it's important. I'm like well, I can check out I said
[01:04:14] You guys are good deciding what we want for lunch, okay, so it's not gonna be deli. What's it gonna be?
[01:04:26] Mr. Order stuff. Yeah, that's what are you talking about? What happened to taking a little walk getting a couple
[01:04:32] Sam which is a little walk is not it's on a walk you'll be going across the street. Well, is there a different place?
[01:04:37] We could go what about suck dickelberg's how far is that that's too far?
[01:04:41] And it's not a limit for me is kind of like samurai pop
[01:04:44] But that's about as far as I want to go and that places that we could go to we could go to Guacoco
[01:04:49] It's like a rep up. Yes the Venice way in place. They've gotten better actually everything got shittier during the pandemic
[01:04:55] But I went there once somewhat recently and it was pretty good. Mm-hmm. I'm kind of you said McDonald's
[01:04:59] I'm kind of in a sandwich and fries own right now. It's gonna be great when we just end up at the deli
[01:05:06] Why is there no place to get sandwiches around here because we're in like a residential. I'm in a fucking residential area
[01:05:15] All restaurants and then there's only houses there's houses so people have a place to go after they're done
[01:05:23] All right, we're gonna figure this out looks it feels like it's gonna be we'll tell you on Wednesday's episode that you're
[01:05:30] You'll know well, that's interesting. It's kind of like a movie that starts with the end
[01:05:35] Maybe it's a recording out of what they get the listeners gets a friend. It's not the content
[01:05:40] To show doesn't I think they already had schizophrenia
[01:05:45] Which ones the red the square don't even don't even don't even don't even try all right