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Cum Town | Premium | 04/03/2022

[00:00:00] Just try and figure it out. Yeah, we're talking shop folks talking shop you little talk about our processes
[00:00:05] Are you talking we're talking shop on the shop talk podcast?
[00:00:08] Shop cash is a three couple of fucking comedians a couple of fucking seller guys dude just talking about
[00:00:16] Fucking bits. Yeah, I got two cigars in either hand. Hey, doesn't you know what Nick's mucking a pipe?
[00:00:22] It smells awesome in here. It does smell nice. It smells really good kind of a chikoree
[00:00:26] You know what I miss cigars actually I smoked I smoked one over the weekend for my brothers. Yeah bachelor earth bar bachelor party
[00:00:33] who's funny shit dude, but
[00:00:37] Cigars are nice although that fucking pipe is making me think I should go pipe good bite tobacco is great
[00:00:41] I like this one little I don't remember what the fucking cigar was called. I should been paying attention
[00:00:47] Just a little fucking nub. It was chocolatey kind of tasted. Oh a swisher sweet
[00:00:52] Yeah
[00:00:58] Two of them I think it was one for me one for me none for you
[00:01:05] It was just a little nub because I could never smoke the whole thing
[00:01:08] Because you know my little bitch my favorite commercial when I was a kid was like the little boy there's a man
[00:01:12] What's like the 50s or the 30s? It's like you know busy bustling streets or something
[00:01:17] It's a business man walking down the streets and he like it said looks out as like timepiece or something and
[00:01:21] It's Twix bar falls out of his pocket and this little boy like grabs it and he's like running to the crowds
[00:01:27] He's like sir sir sir you drop this and this the guy like this. Oh, thank you
[00:01:31] You know you deserve a reward and then just like walks away doesn't give the candy keeps the twix Wow
[00:01:39] Two for you one for none for me to for me none for yeah, whatever the fuck it is the anti-sharing candies right right right which
[00:01:46] Yeah, now they have left to explain twix. I don't get that at all. That's back
[00:01:51] The United States had in a clear objective in mind defeating communism. That's right. Yeah, and making kids
[00:01:57] Granted this commercial was from 1996 right it was stylized the style
[00:02:03] The 30s in the style of communism wasn't really our foe yet. Yes, it was in the 30s from the fucking get-go
[00:02:10] Dude, I do we needed those fucking roost keys to fuck up Hitler for us
[00:02:13] World War two for the for the people the guys in charge the psychos right they
[00:02:19] When World War two rolled around they they cling as hard as they could their alliances with the Nazis
[00:02:25] Oh, you're probably right. Yeah. Yeah, cuz they're way cuz there was there was like parades here that were like yeah
[00:02:30] Yeah, well you're a good guy
[00:02:34] Germany was I mean, you know, the Nazi Germany all like them all like of them like you know Western industry was like in bed with them
[00:02:41] Right, right, right. We don't really give a fuck with it. Yeah. I'm I'm famous
[00:02:49] Gateway the cow
[00:02:52] You would call collect to tell people were Jews were you're what David our cat that was 10 10. What was it?
[00:02:58] Yeah, one eight hundred zero
[00:03:04] Yeah, people forget that yeah, I forgot
[00:03:07] I was
[00:03:11] As you sound we have a camp. Yeah, something like that
[00:03:14] Yeah, didn't they have didn't they make for a second then the nuts and make like a little propaganda that showed like
[00:03:19] Jews like plant like it was summer camp like they showed them playing soccer
[00:03:23] Did they like at a cafeteria? We talked about that where you were gone. Well, I was gone. Yeah
[00:03:29] Jude paradise collably
[00:03:32] That's what I would do if I was in charge of the Holocaust is I would have made a place
[00:03:36] called Jew paradise
[00:03:39] Great name and then you just you just hire a bunch of drunks to drive the trains there
[00:03:43] Yeah, they all die on the way to the camp people are mad at the trade after the war like you know
[00:03:48] They're like you you had systematically like killed all the Jewish people in Europe. You're like no
[00:03:52] I was sending them that we built it was also roller coasters. It was so cool, but no one got there
[00:03:59] Yeah, no one got there
[00:04:01] And the driver is easy to crash train the drivers are homosexuals and gypsies. Yeah, who themselves
[00:04:08] Got got a little bro. It's ball black bald women. We hired a yana Presley. Yeah, the crown act
[00:04:17] That's her big bill. Who's that she the one who you feel invented on behalf of Jada Pinkett's baldness
[00:04:23] I don't why would I feel but as a bald gentleman?
[00:04:27] Who are you talking to? I'm talking to you
[00:04:29] I'm going to use oh, you know identify as with the black people. I don't know. Did you did Nick?
[00:04:36] No, I didn't I will as a husband or as someone that's dated putty of
[00:04:41] Bald bitches. Yeah, yeah
[00:04:44] No, I don't bitches. It won't be no. No, I don't see what you're getting at Adam
[00:04:48] I don't know I was just thinking of all women that have ruined your life
[00:04:53] You know, that's what you can I women that drove you crazy in your life
[00:04:57] Down bitches
[00:04:59] Dump suck you biz whores. I really do feel bad for Will Smith. I know they did that look at his faces
[00:05:05] Like he's like I don't want to he's a broken man. I don't want to that's got to suck
[00:05:09] He's a truly first of all because the thing is you got to think the first thought processes
[00:05:13] Well, Jada Pinkett Smith must have Jada Pinkett must have some of the craziest pussy of all time
[00:05:19] Yeah, but then you remember will Smith
[00:05:22] Closet at home a sec. There's no way he's he's actually
[00:05:25] So it's like he doesn't even get the one good part of a bitch that crazy. Yeah, which is the push me
[00:05:31] Yeah, does he say in his autobiography that sex with women is repulsive?
[00:05:36] Well, no, he said he was fucking so much that he started like gagging every time he would bust with a new bitch
[00:05:43] Which again is like all right, man. Just say you're gay
[00:05:46] I've been I've been like I understand because it's like you can never fucking know doesn't of course you understand
[00:05:57] No, but even if you were a homosexual, it's like you can only fuck you can't you can never fuck is enough people sure
[00:06:03] Yeah, but not so many that you start throwing up
[00:06:06] Well, you don't understand because you don't have that limit that like compulsive sure I am to people
[00:06:11] I am you're like, yeah, of course you can eat 800 right? I am a glutton. That's your point. You get sick
[00:06:17] That's true. You do get sick. Yeah, this might feels buzzy. Oh
[00:06:23] You sound okay. Do I think the whole little I think the show is yeah fucking cares who fucking cares
[00:06:30] But yeah, no, I will has been driven but it is funny too because it's like
[00:06:34] He's been driven insane. It's like if that shit wasn't staged or whatever then
[00:06:39] He was about to like he was about to win it. It was his night. He knew he was gonna wait
[00:06:44] He was in the front they put him in the front row cuz he's gonna win you think now honestly
[00:06:49] Like no one going into this out sharing was like this shit sucks is fucking stupid. Yeah
[00:06:55] The slab really gave them some juice that they didn't have really if there was a breath and there and because of that
[00:07:02] I kind of am on like a little bit of the bush did 9-11. Oh my like they
[00:07:08] Did the slab well the best thing was they so he gave an award
[00:07:12] The Oscars are fucking gay
[00:07:13] He gave an award for best documentary. No one was paying attention
[00:07:16] Because everyone's like what the fuck was that everyone's looking at Twitter and then right after that they did in
[00:07:21] Memoriam and no one gave a fuck about the dead people because everyone's like I think it was real
[00:07:25] I think it was real I think it was really I think in Australia. They didn't edit it
[00:07:28] I think in Japan. Yeah, I saw the Japanese everyone's like pulling up videos like we were coming back
[00:07:32] I was watching with it like a my girlfriend her family. It was like oh wow
[00:07:36] Yeah, it was just like people are like losing their minds completely like the dead people no one cared and then who died this year
[00:07:43] Who were the big deaths there?
[00:07:45] Do it for them?
[00:07:47] Yeah, I'm sagging Sydney Pautier
[00:07:49] Think it's miss hair
[00:07:52] Also, she looks sexy even bald. So who cares she looks I don't know about that what you wouldn't fuck her bald
[00:07:59] No, I mean, I don't think it makes her look better. I already fucked her. Oh, first of all
[00:08:04] He didn't say makes her look better. He says she still looks and it let's let's also gets one thing here. Yeah
[00:08:09] Women get to have wigs especially black women. It's totally culturally except
[00:08:15] I mean they have to be a judge
[00:08:18] No, no
[00:08:22] American black women get as many
[00:08:27] I think they have to be judges. I don't think so dude. I think that's only in England
[00:08:31] That's why black girls hair is fucked up in England. Uh-huh except for
[00:08:36] What the fuck is that one?
[00:08:38] Singers name. She's so holly. See gray who?
[00:08:41] Georgia Smith. Yeah, Georgia Smith. How do you fire? She's unbelievable?
[00:08:45] She's so hot. I would honestly kill you both to you fuck her. I would let you kill me so you can fuck her
[00:08:51] Like really just gone to the head no hesitation. She's so hot. Thank you Drake for letting me know who she is
[00:08:57] Yeah
[00:08:58] No, but it seems like anything. I was in a hotel sucked a fuck Georgia
[00:09:03] How do you say Georgia? I thought it was Georgia. Yeah, cuz I know
[00:09:08] Yeah, but she's from England. She's from England knows what they don't have any Souths in English
[00:09:14] She's hot anyway, but like she lady looks like her too. I was in a hotel. I was watching Fresh Prince recently
[00:09:20] Because MTV now I don't like I I haven't watched cable forever MTV just shows the Fresh Prince 24 hours really
[00:09:27] That's what I had no idea. It's like ridiculousness and Fresh Prince for another ridiculousness. I have
[00:09:33] It's such a bad show
[00:09:37] The fact that that's their innings eater makes no
[00:09:41] It's like a couple of friends of ours sure that we appreciate absolutely but um but
[00:09:47] When you're watching it in comparison to last night is like that gentleman
[00:09:52] Yeah a young will he had so much charisma
[00:09:57] He had such a jwad of he he was genuinely funny. It was a funny show. Yep
[00:10:02] It was a legitimately funny show and he is just I mean here's the thing folks
[00:10:06] I probably understand this differently. There's the biggest celebrity in the world till you got married to some dumb yoga bit
[00:10:12] That's so true. That's more suck you of your life
[00:10:15] No, no, that's that is fuck around with any of these bohemian David Miss cabbage and that woman have just completely destroyed him
[00:10:23] Who's David Miss the church of Scientology? I mean I think I think that they are like I think they're like a big
[00:10:32] Scientology, but it's it's really sad when you watch that show when you see how fucking talented that guy is
[00:10:39] I don't know if it's sad. He kind of he juiced he got well
[00:10:41] Here's the thing you guys probably don't understand. I just wanted Academy. Yeah, he literally won one yesterday
[00:10:47] Holly was still one of the most famous people of all Hollywood destroys our black man
[00:10:51] And sure and you guys are in our black man
[00:10:55] Our guy the guys that you like he fucks black guys
[00:10:58] So he means our holly royal we we've done this and and Chris rock got it was the one like China's black man
[00:11:06] Yes, it's true. It's true. Yeah, shame. She changed. She got the guy a couple. They got a couple over there. Yeah Jeremy Lynn
[00:11:15] No, he's not black play basketball
[00:11:19] Black people everywhere dude Africa Africa sends people to China don't isn't China getting their dip in their little toes into Africa
[00:11:27] Is China's China's going wild in Africa?
[00:11:30] Yeah, the whole country could these come like they basically just have slavery down Jesus Christ
[00:11:36] All these videos these Chinese managers just like feel like whipping and oh my god like African guys
[00:11:44] How what called up? Yeah, and I'm allowed to do the voice and that is they're being racist. They're being bad. Yeah
[00:11:51] Oh, you're acting I'm acting I thought it was it was in service
[00:11:56] You were you were being racist in service of a greater racism anti blackness now. I decided I'm not I'm neither racist nor anti racist anymore
[00:12:06] I simply choose you're perfectly in the center. I choose to be waiting to go to sleep
[00:12:12] Constantly ready for a nap constantly ready for a nap. I feel like it's that's my mode now
[00:12:17] That's a nice mode because no one can be mad at you because you're sleepy. Yeah, you're like I'm sorry if I said something weird
[00:12:23] I was half half in the bag. I don't understand how people are still like this thing
[00:12:26] And this is just fucking comedians is slapping happens in every dude. How awesome every one of these faggots just like now
[00:12:42] You're not important
[00:12:44] You're not Chris rock Chris rock well, even if you were important, it's like yes
[00:12:50] Yes, theoretically you were always at risk of getting slapped in the face. This is the first time this is ever
[00:12:57] This is not a PG open mic. This will never happen again not thinking like oh well now comedians are at risk
[00:13:04] No, not even other people that night at the Oscars right right right it will never happen again
[00:13:11] Oh, and it's also even if if the if like you might be at risk. It's not for this
[00:13:16] It's like people people tried to like hook it into like
[00:13:20] What's going on in our kids like shut the fuck up?
[00:13:24] Dude bullshoots. It's a bullshit job. It's your theory
[00:13:29] One of my one your your risk possible your risk is
[00:13:32] Is being diagnosed with stage four preventable cancer
[00:13:43] That's what you're at highly
[00:13:47] You're 32 years old and you're sleeping on the floor of the career
[00:13:50] Yeah, you wherever where ever comics wherever those guys sleep now right on the street
[00:13:55] Yeah, you're gonna die of a lung disorder because you found a room that was $300 because it's covered in black mold
[00:14:01] Yes, that is so much more what you're at risk for you sleeping a fucking
[00:14:06] bunk bed with Chinese men. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good
[00:14:10] You're at risk for fucking having a child because you didn't have four hundred dollars for the abortion for the bar
[00:14:18] And then you say well, I guess we're in love
[00:14:21] That's when you motherfuckers are at risk for
[00:14:32] Maybe get it maybe get it like two or three years of posting pictures of the kid on Instagram
[00:14:36] Oh, let that for contents to let that fuel your fire a little bit, right?
[00:14:40] But then one day you wake up, you know, maybe your wife catches you sliding into somebody's DMS
[00:14:46] Right Instagram goes by by and you're looking at that kid and you say how the fuck did I
[00:14:55] This is not my fat-ass wife. This is not my large automobile. Hey, get away from my car
[00:15:05] Hey, buddy, get the fuck away from my car
[00:15:07] I hear and you might be asking yourself why is Hollywood just chosen to destroy one black man
[00:15:12] Will Smith and not another black man Chris Rock because he did the bit about the beeps and black people
[00:15:19] Right and that's how he that's how he ingrati
[00:15:23] Illuminati to the Illuminati
[00:15:26] The I don't want to say the bit about the bit about
[00:15:30] Whoa, Adam Jesus Christ, dude. It's a Chris Rock. You couldn't you didn't have to say it's a Chris Rock bit
[00:15:37] It's a famous
[00:15:39] Anytime trying to have a good time black people show up in
[00:15:46] Yeah
[00:15:48] All these black people with their HBCU
[00:15:53] Trying to talk about
[00:16:00] Trying to invite me to brunch
[00:16:03] Anytime
[00:16:05] Anytime you're trying to do a great bit you're trying to do a great bit
[00:16:09] You're trying to do a central park five with the boys these Carlton Banks asked motherfuckers have to come ruin it for all of us
[00:16:16] That is a great bit
[00:16:18] Wow fuck man. Yeah, no, it is so funny how quickly comedians had to make it about themselves Chris Rock. Oh man
[00:16:24] Technically is a comedian
[00:16:27] Technically
[00:16:29] He's so much not you motherfucker. Yeah, right. He's up. He's at the Oscars presenting or was he hosting? I don't even know
[00:16:36] He was presenting best either way that could have just been a fucking different guy making the edge anyway, whatever
[00:16:42] It's also too. It's like I I know I don't know. I mean, I don't know how things are gonna go
[00:16:46] but like
[00:16:47] Even after doing this podcast right and the fact that I have to deal with a public of
[00:16:53] Maybe a hundred guys total right very annoying guys. Yes
[00:17:00] Yeah, the second there is like a financial pathway out
[00:17:05] I will never you will never see me a hundred percent. You will never yeah
[00:17:10] So I don't like Chris Rock's net worth has got to be enough that he doesn't need to host the Oscars
[00:17:16] He's not hosting. He was presenting it or presenting. I think whatever he's doing best documentary
[00:17:20] I did that he has do you don't need to wear a tuxedo anymore money sure, you know
[00:17:26] So he deserves to get punched you're saying also who gives a fuck it was hilarious
[00:17:31] It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my fucking world. It ruled it literally ruled
[00:17:36] Yeah, and you know what it was cooler the gfj 2 punch my favorite part is when he cares
[00:17:43] My favorite part is when he's got a bald woman. We could have gone
[00:17:45] I know it's a it's a it's a movie from 25 years ago. 1997 is when they came out
[00:17:50] But so it's even older even older. I remember beating off to it when I was like 10. No, no literally 25 years ago. Yeah, anyways, anyways fucking
[00:17:59] Uh
[00:18:01] Yeah, well after he slapped somebody's walking back he goes it was a gij joke
[00:18:10] I say it was a gij
[00:18:12] That's what chris rocks. Oh wow that was like oh that he was doing his like oh you're trying to cancel me
[00:18:17] That was too hot for gij a jane joke. Yeah, and he says keep your wife's name out of your mouth because I will
[00:18:25] Yeah, he really had nothing dude that that whole generation of comics of which rock is one of them
[00:18:30] Like jerry signfeld recently. He's like I won't do colleges because the cancel culture is like who is trying to cancel you
[00:18:38] I know like they all think listen chris rock was just if it wasn't fake or he's doing if it was fake
[00:18:44] It absolutely wasn't fake that was real good for them then they got lucky because that shit
[00:18:50] That was the best thing of all time. That's the best thing that could happen
[00:18:54] That was a hinge speed that was crying. It's like who came up with that luus
[00:19:00] A genius dude, whoever did you're right though. You're right. Yeah, I don't know man. We faked so much shit
[00:19:06] It's didn't uh didn't the CIA do the fucking Oklahoma City bombing or something hundred percent
[00:19:13] Do they I don't know probably chris rocks idea
[00:19:16] What's why would what's the way they get out of doing? I don't know city bombing something cool
[00:19:22] Chris rock is because I don't I don't understand it because it's like that
[00:19:26] Like it would like ruby ridge and wakeover or like the ATF and the fbi's fuck up
[00:19:32] Mm. You know what it did. Mm-hmm. So that doesn't make sense to the CIA would do. Oh, no
[00:19:36] They did it for fun, but to what end for good for a good time. Yeah, I don't know they got something out of it
[00:19:44] You gotta be sick anyway. My point is if we can do that. Uh-huh. They can set this shit up
[00:19:50] Actually, you know what they can't because chris rock would have blown it
[00:19:52] He was Chris rocks is one of the worst act at all time
[00:19:57] Right. There's no way
[00:19:59] So bad
[00:20:01] Yeah, I mean, it's like he's like it's like he's like he's like he's like the only actor he's ever seen is Nicholas K
[00:20:10] And then he's like striving for that. Uh-huh, but Nicholas Kage is the only person that can do sure
[00:20:14] Yeah, although I and listen as a child. I actually loved Chris rock cinema. We've been I left head of state head of states
[00:20:23] Down to earth is the one we love me and my brothers love as the best with tiger tiger woods y'all tiger tiger wood Joe
[00:20:28] I hate it. I hate it all of his movies. Oh, I love them all in the only one that you could you could consider to be a Chris rock movie
[00:20:35] That I think is great is fucking Beverly Hills ninja. Well, he was a he was supporting
[00:20:40] But Beverly Hills ninja is a banger. It's a perfect one of the best movies ever made it is perfect
[00:20:46] And Lou Kang is in is is also in that movie the guy that plays Lou Kang in the Mortal Kombat
[00:20:52] He's the brother. He's the brother. Yeah, I mean that you want to talk about a movie made for fatass little me
[00:21:05] That was also the first time I heard the song jungle boy
[00:21:08] Yeah, and it became one of my favorite songs as the youth which song is that?
[00:21:16] That's called jungle boy
[00:21:26] You're that little apple store boy
[00:21:30] That little monkey in the boy in the apple store. You know that picture. Oh, yeah in the coat
[00:21:35] Yeah, no I key a monkey. There's a picture of a little gay kid in the apple store wearing a monkey costume
[00:21:41] No, I'm not familiar, but that does sound like Adam. Yeah
[00:21:47] I haven't seen a picture, but I'm gonna guess that's exactly what Adam's like. It could also be a song
[00:21:52] No, it wasn't the fat little kid. It was a gay little kid. Well, all little kids are kind of fat if you think about
[00:21:56] That's not true. You never see a skinny asshole. Yeah, you do
[00:22:00] They're all kind of fat. Not really. They're cute. That's why they're cute
[00:22:03] Listen, I know being fat is cute. Thank you for admitting that
[00:22:08] Well, but some kid or if you have a youthful
[00:22:12] Value
[00:22:16] Apple store
[00:22:18] No
[00:22:20] Oh, yes. Yes. Yes
[00:22:22] Oh, that is a little
[00:22:23] The thing is the thing is you as a kid. There's no way you were that
[00:22:27] It's like a yard because that kid has great posture. No, no, I absolutely not. I was nowhere nowhere near as grace
[00:22:34] I'm the best athlete in the on the podcast not since your shoulder injury sure. I'm hurting
[00:22:40] I have to rehab, but I have the most natural your surgery
[00:22:45] Wednesday if I could lose 100 pounds
[00:22:49] My injury that was suffered on Morgan State University's field. Wow again Friday night lights
[00:22:56] It was Friday night lights. It was against Mervo. I had a great game
[00:23:00] Those boys played dirty those Mervo boys
[00:23:02] And the center was a little short guy and he got tired of me swimming over him because I had a mean
[00:23:08] Swim move. Oh, I love it. You're on the edge. I was a nose tackle. Oh, you're in the middle
[00:23:13] And you're getting dirty. Aaron Donald's uh, absolute. I was a lot like Aaron Donald
[00:23:17] You were kind of like Aaron Donald in physiquise especially
[00:23:20] And uh, I fucked his little bitch ass up, but he caught on to me at the last second. He fucking jammed his helmet
[00:23:27] Up onto my shit fucked my shoulder up. I've never been the same
[00:23:31] But I gotta say dude
[00:23:32] I'm really I only played varsity football one year because I was like after I did it once
[00:23:37] I was like, all right. I just kind of wanted to see what it was like for your magnet school. Yeah
[00:23:41] We were good motherfucker relax over there. It doesn't sound like a very good team
[00:23:45] We were good. We went to we went to we got into the state players
[00:23:48] To the performing arts academy from fame. No, I went to the Baltimore Polytechnic Institute. You did okay
[00:23:55] Forever
[00:23:56] Suck on my fucking little bones
[00:23:59] Um
[00:24:00] We had listen, I have a we had three NFL players on my team on your team on my team who?
[00:24:06] Laquan Williams Michael Sam
[00:24:08] Michael Sam
[00:24:10] The guy from the
[00:24:12] Carl to leave or whatever the fuck Carl net
[00:24:15] Carl is Eve Carl to win. He's on the Raiders. Yeah. Yeah, and uh he plays the edge. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he edges all right
[00:24:23] Uh, and then a third air and then Aaron Rodgers
[00:24:27] Aaron Rodgers his truth
[00:24:30] That's good for the amount of for the for the few people that joke hit for it. They really liked it
[00:24:36] Dem boys loved it, but we got a lot of confusion. They had their terrible towels out there. I loved it
[00:24:41] Yeah
[00:24:43] Yeah, dude, don't fucking be pissed at me because I'm a fucking natural athlete, dude
[00:24:47] No, well my career ended early because of
[00:24:50] puberty, so
[00:24:52] That's my body because of your how delayed your puberty was yeah, my
[00:24:57] You're already three years behind playing freshman ball
[00:25:01] And that was when you started hitting the weight room. My body my body was not there. Yeah. Yeah, no I get that
[00:25:06] I barely had a pube to my name. Yep. They're expecting me to bench
[00:25:12] Poor kid. I can't even bench now
[00:25:14] You probably could have been cross-country that that shit that kind of losers would do to pretend they did sports
[00:25:19] I'm trying to start actually just running
[00:25:22] Socks running sucks it would always be dorks should I get an exercise bike? Yeah, yeah, I got a peloton dude
[00:25:29] No, I'm gonna get a fucking peloton. Why I'm getting my own shit. Yeah, what do you mean?
[00:25:34] But you get to watch videos of cool people leading your class. No, I've seen those videos put a fucking iPad in the front of the
[00:25:41] Videos I've had it with that one gay guy who thinks he's so entertaining, but there's the hot chicks also
[00:25:46] Well, I'm gonna be fucking bicycling with a hard-ass dick
[00:25:49] Idiot. Well, that'll make you bicycle faster
[00:25:52] Maybe start beating off
[00:25:55] If it's your house if you biked and you got to fuck her if you did fast enough
[00:25:59] Yeah, we need to figure that technical
[00:26:01] Goal if you set a goal it had to be over a month. It couldn't be from one bike, you know
[00:26:05] That's be like a six-month goal when I get the fucker at the end
[00:26:08] Yeah, you weigh in you like you're at your way that would be awesome and then you get to fucker
[00:26:12] I mean that's that's it's that do any girls want to do that do any insanely hot fitness girls want to say
[00:26:17] If I hit some kind of that would be that would be good. I'm ordering an exercise bike right now. You should do it
[00:26:23] Why I get a pellet bro. I'm not getting a fucking pellet. I'll get a pellet too
[00:26:26] We could do our classes you can get a peloton. No, we could be friends on I don't want to do peloton
[00:26:32] No, but it's the friendship aspect. I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in somebody
[00:26:35] I've had enough of the bartering pussy for for me losing weight. Well, somebody dangling pussy on a fishing line like it's a
[00:26:42] Donut in a cartoon
[00:26:44] It's a high
[00:26:45] Was like a very fit girl like a like a deadlift kind of girl one time. Yeah, it was awesome
[00:26:51] Did she like did she like wrap her legs around your head Sonya no joke? Yes, I was eating her pussy
[00:26:56] It hurt my head. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, yeah, like yes, it was awesome
[00:27:03] They like to I honestly loved it. I've been I've been straight up knocked around
[00:27:08] Really? Well, I'm a
[00:27:10] Straight sex like well, I have in my head pulled it away where it's like I can't yeah, you know
[00:27:16] Just compressed just like one of those like one of those squat rat girls. Yeah, absolutely
[00:27:21] That's the thing. I I never been knocked around obviously. I'm a more formidable sexual opponent than Nick is yeah
[00:27:29] But I have felt my I felt like
[00:27:33] I'm using my weight to the max and it's a stalemate with this woman. I was like what the fuck I weighed like to the war of attrition
[00:27:39] I weighed like three I was fatter to I was actually I'm probably as fat as I am now. I was pretty like around three bills
[00:27:44] Yeah, yeah, it was always funny like like fucking a big fuck. I gotta hit her up
[00:27:49] I'm gonna be bitch especially when you're your life
[00:27:52] And you're like you feel like it might be a dude. It's like fucking a red meaty. It was awesome
[00:27:58] I feel like I'm yeah, I have to make this woman bus or I'm going to die
[00:28:02] But that's the only way she'll release my head. I'll be like I'm in the yellow submarine
[00:28:07] Yeah
[00:28:09] Damn, I got I gotta go. She was not she's not into I don't want to reveal too much. She wasn't in the city though. So I have to
[00:28:16] I have to fucking hit her up, man. That'd be that'd be a cool girlfriend for you. Yeah, I love that
[00:28:22] I've talked about this many times. Well those only wearing fucking stretchy clothes kind of girls
[00:28:26] So sick, you know what because it would remind me a little bit of my brother. Yeah, that's an extra sure because he's got a big ass
[00:28:32] He's got a strong and powerful ass your brother. Well, it's just the kind of thing where I relate to that kind of person
[00:28:38] Yeah, that's a person that's been in my life since I was a baby. They know they know your potential
[00:28:42] You think you think it would be nice, but then it ends up being like, oh, this is just this is just somebody that belongs at the gym
[00:28:50] You know what I mean? Yeah, but those squat right girls in my gym make me feel bad
[00:28:55] Because they put up they put up weight
[00:28:58] Do they though? Well, you're at it. You're at a curves gym. It's supposed to only be for women
[00:29:02] Well, yeah, he was a huge bunch of fat Jewish mom. It's a curves for survivors
[00:29:08] survivors of emotional and physical abuse
[00:29:15] Oh fuck
[00:29:18] Yeah, but anyway
[00:29:20] So anyway, if you want to do a fit a sexual fitness challenge on the ordering instead is agility poles that i'll run around
[00:29:27] You wouldn't be asked. Were you like, oh, like you're running. Oh, that's awesome
[00:29:30] Like you're at the combo. Yeah, exactly. I think they're measuring your ladder to shuttle runs in your apartment
[00:29:38] You're gonna get your 40 up. That's awesome. Oh those look sick those ladders where you go
[00:29:44] I love that we do little fast steps. I love that deals
[00:29:48] Let's see deals. These are all just barbell fuck dude. Maybe I shouldn't fucking move
[00:29:52] Move move to jersey and get a fucking big obstacle course backyard get jacked. I want dude
[00:29:58] I almost signed up for CrossFit again. Oh fuck. I know I just I'm just gonna continue to get banned from
[00:30:08] You know me. Yeah, you know having your rude guy. Yeah
[00:30:13] No, I look at some of them and then like, you know, I'll be like this place looks like a good deal
[00:30:17] And then go to the instagram page and they're like we're doing push-ups for trans lives and it's like
[00:30:23] I
[00:30:24] Know it wouldn't like I won't have a problem there. You're not hurting anyone
[00:30:28] I wouldn't have a problem there and I'm not gonna get an argument of people because like I think
[00:30:32] At the end of the day. It's like sure fucking yeah, of course you trans should be
[00:30:38] Alive they should be alive. They should be alive. Yeah, I don't know what me doing. I should all agree
[00:30:43] I don't know. I'm all the record is saying that the push-ups aren't doing much. We could all agree
[00:30:48] But inevitably somebody finds out who I am right. That's when the trouble starts
[00:30:54] Right, you know when you show up one day and then people are like, oh, hey
[00:31:00] Yeah, and you're like, ah
[00:31:02] You've done some googling
[00:31:05] That's why you got a kegler. I see you need to go by tony spears like tony soprano
[00:31:10] Yeah, you should start going by next beers. You know I'm the game randy spears randy spears is awesome
[00:31:16] You look like a randy bro. Do you know Randy's a good name? Oh, he was a porn star. Oh, was he for back in the day?
[00:31:23] He was in bad wives too, which yeah
[00:31:27] That's true. I go to my gym under the the moniker lexington steel
[00:31:33] Bad wise too was huge for me when I was uh
[00:31:37] Never saw bad wives to ray lee, but I really like the I like the somatic the seams behind it. Yeah
[00:31:43] The implicit themes it's a woman. She's in jail. Mm-hmm and she fucked chicks in there. She's
[00:31:51] That's awesome. They're in the showers. She shows up in the oh hell. Yeah. Yeah. No, this bad wives too was where was that?
[00:32:00] Never saw that one. Mm-hmm. Let's check it. Let's throw it up on x-rays. Wow
[00:32:07] Some really cool stuff going on here. Yeah
[00:32:09] Mm-hmm
[00:32:11] I'm just a bit entertainment group. Wow. This is an original vivid release. I'm gonna pull up all my all my
[00:32:17] My favorite points on my phone
[00:32:22] Vivid very high resolution
[00:32:26] Oh, yeah, wow. This is really well produced. It was like high high production value for pornography
[00:32:32] This is fucking awesome dude. I'm fast for it. There's a lot of good stuff. I'm saying
[00:32:40] I wish it would land on someone's getting their dick sucked
[00:32:48] Here we go. We got some guy
[00:32:51] Looks like they're all about to fuck this brunette. Oh looks like they killed somebody
[00:32:58] Okay, well enough with the fucking stuff
[00:33:00] Hmm, let's see some pussy fucking
[00:33:05] Oh, there it is
[00:33:07] Oh, yep, she slid it into her pussy
[00:33:10] Nice
[00:33:12] Yep, that's cool
[00:33:14] Ray lean huh, I'm not really familiar with her, but she looks awesome. Yeah
[00:33:20] Anyways, what are we talking about the Oscars? Yeah, so
[00:33:24] So who else won so Adam you watched it. I watched the Oscars last night
[00:33:28] Um
[00:33:30] Coda a film about what the fuck is that it's about a girl whose parents are deaf
[00:33:38] And then everyone
[00:33:40] Every and then the deaf guy who plays the dad won best supporting actor and every all the hollywood
[00:33:46] All the hollywood just regular deaf guys just some deaf guy all the hollywood people of the audience were going like this
[00:33:52] Hell yeah, which is like uh, that's how you do around all right because he's dumbass
[00:33:58] Because he can't couldn't imagine what was going on. Maybe that means something else. Maybe that means something else
[00:34:04] You're getting pushy. Maybe that means getting
[00:34:06] Slapping ass. I would have loved to somebody just wanted to remember the fucking meeting you easy. Just like
[00:34:12] Just just just kill just got a couple of them
[00:34:15] You know a couple of deaf people just Hollywood
[00:34:17] The Oscar's yeah, yeah, just ones that people didn't even deserve it really
[00:34:24] You know like a little weird guy like like a horse shack
[00:34:28] Maybe shacky something yeah something like guys like that, you know people that
[00:34:33] No big stars. Oh christina. Ritchie. Maybe hey. Hey, whoa. Whoa
[00:34:38] I said he has big tits. I said people don't even deserve it
[00:34:41] Yeah, give me like judy dench. Yeah, judy dench got popped
[00:34:46] That would be pretty fun. That's pretty big name. She's too big. Yeah, she's too big
[00:34:51] But no one would really be that Jason sudakis. That would be hilarious
[00:34:54] Yeah, that would be fun. That actually would be really funny
[00:34:57] And all the and all the fucking bitches
[00:35:01] Coach that show was that fucking show cuz the soccer coach god that show fucking yeah
[00:35:07] Talk about showing up and just just doing a good job and just smiling and being
[00:35:12] Nice shut the fuck out
[00:35:14] It's not being nice and brace that shit are the worst people exactly that's why you like that show because it's an impossibility for you
[00:35:21] You're basically watching superman
[00:35:24] You guys like watching a guy that can fly around the idea of having a positive outlook on life
[00:35:30] And i'm merely holding it together constantly because you're a boring fag that's addicted to netflix content
[00:35:38] Ted last Ted lasso
[00:35:40] You know the thing is like i think they changed i think i mentioned this before but i think they changed it
[00:35:45] In terms of the concept like from when it was a pilot
[00:35:49] And originally and it could be a very funny show it was about like
[00:35:52] A southern football coach that's like yo y'all are faggot right eastbound and down
[00:35:57] Yeah, it could have been eastbound and down would have been very funny
[00:36:00] But then someone was like you're just you ripped off eastbound and down
[00:36:02] Yeah, who cares who cares but i mean it's like make it again fish out like parks and rec was just the office
[00:36:08] Right fish out of water very simple run it to
[00:36:12] I'll kill for a pig dude. I would love a ripped off eastbound and down right now
[00:36:15] Oh my gosh
[00:36:16] I don't watch that
[00:36:17] I don't watch that
[00:36:18] I'll rip that off every year for perpetuity dude the new one sucks man which one the gemstones
[00:36:24] I like it
[00:36:24] You give Andy rifter
[00:36:26] It's not the same kind of show it was just everyone's kenny powers
[00:36:30] That's the problem kenny powers is funny because he was the one kenny powers and everyone else was kind of normal
[00:36:35] I don't know. It's pretty funny though. It's still funny. It's it's not obviously size made laddam divine shit
[00:36:41] It's just so stupid. I mean dude. It's pretty
[00:36:45] Later seasons no the gemstones
[00:36:49] It's whatever
[00:36:51] Feral was in eastbound and down. He was all of her was great. We're other comedic care
[00:36:55] I guess so yeah jet what was his name?
[00:36:57] I got a clag the bar actually yes tv are you kidding me?
[00:37:01] Stevie's a normal fucking I guess I guess I'm maybe wrong
[00:37:06] But it's just everyone ever there's no straight men in gemstones
[00:37:10] John Goodman is the ultimate straight man the whole family revolves around him I get I
[00:37:16] I guess I don't know
[00:37:17] Comediically they're all doing the power thing
[00:37:19] He's just yes kenny powers is better of course
[00:37:21] What's what the best shows of all time?
[00:37:23] Show are you talking about right just gemstones. I'm pretty good. What's right just gemstones?
[00:37:26] It's just it's it's
[00:37:27] I don't know look there's not as many laughs. I'll give you that
[00:37:31] Earth's it isn't like a weird like between drama and comedy thing
[00:37:36] Sometimes he can get into that it's nice. I guess it's just not as funny
[00:37:39] But it's got bangers in it though. Yeah, I haven't seen that dude the couple the like the young the young the girl and the family and her husband
[00:37:47] She's like funny. She's funny, but it's just the husband's hilarious that there's no
[00:37:52] There's nothing like those characters are just ridiculous like they're okay. That's what those people are like motherfucker
[00:37:57] It's no mega church. We had like interiority. There was like shut the fuck up interiority
[00:38:03] Who the fuck taught you that word who the interior or the screenwriting book that I'm reading right now
[00:38:09] How to write up how to write up come on man. He said interiority you're gonna let him get away with that
[00:38:14] My eyes rolled back into my head and I can't I can't you got no silence silence. No you you consent
[00:38:21] Interiority
[00:38:24] Nothing
[00:38:25] How to how to write a screenplay?
[00:38:28] One other fucker. Kenny powers had interiority. Shut the fuck up. You literally did like there was it's a good show
[00:38:35] It's not as good as a better. It was one of the best shows of all time. Okay, so we agree and Kenny powers had interior. Okay fine
[00:38:42] We agree. Okay, and you could use could use
[00:38:45] By definition of what you think that word might mean
[00:38:47] Could you I'm not even pretending to think about it for one second never mind then
[00:38:54] Okay, before I put my dick into it before your asshole has my dick interiority. How about that? Yeah
[00:39:00] What do you think of that Lewis and Jake are going at it on Twitter now over the the Oscars thing? Oh great
[00:39:06] Yeah, what Oscars thing the slap this slap? Yeah
[00:39:11] Chris rock is a Nazi and Will Smith as antifa
[00:39:14] He antifood dude, that's the other thing people trying to take any lessons from this
[00:39:20] Around well, he found Jake's downturn Jake was like I was attacked at the stand or whatever
[00:39:26] Lewis yelled at you and then you cried and that was it. That's all that happened
[00:39:32] It's also like yeah, whatever. Yeah, even the slap it was one slap. It was one slap who gives a fuck
[00:39:38] It's funny. It was one. No one's ever you've never been around anybody getting slapped
[00:39:42] It's funny to see so I guess
[00:39:44] The phrasing is what I'm funny. Let alone. It's will Smith doing it right before getting an Oscar Chris rock
[00:39:49] And Chris rock has to finish what he's doing in front of the world in front of the world
[00:39:53] There's just no yeah Chris. You see the middle of a set he's trying to do a set and then he gets slapped at the face by fucking
[00:40:00] By a hitch somebody said that I guess he he went in on Jada like five years ago
[00:40:05] Yeah, six years ago, but I don't remember at all. Yeah
[00:40:09] I mean whatever
[00:40:11] Can you imagine the hell that guy lives in?
[00:40:14] She's she's like
[00:40:15] You know why I'm young cock all the time. Here's this one's like. I will suit you fuck
[00:40:20] Their son's friend. She fucked a little bow well and no
[00:40:24] All little bow well of jj jdan pink. I'd what are the sons name?
[00:40:29] jj jdan
[00:40:31] jdan Smith jj yeah all the jdans friends jdan jdan's friend so little bow well
[00:40:36] a little bow well little Romeo Romeo my cousin skater
[00:40:42] The puppet the cast of tokyo drift yeah goo goo from Nickelodeon
[00:40:48] Gack no not gak goo the character from gak and goo who's gak the Korean
[00:40:55] No, it's not they're not Korean. They're not Korean
[00:40:59] They're wrapped throughout that's not who they are somebody else
[00:41:03] I'm goo and gak you're a misremember
[00:41:08] She fucked them all and will Smith has to sit there and watch it because he doesn't want to say that he's gay
[00:41:13] You know right okay, so he's living in this prison
[00:41:17] And then Chris Rock's gonna come at him or at his bald ass wife
[00:41:21] Yeah, talk your shit at him. He's gonna come at you will
[00:41:25] You hear that Adam said fuck you ain't your cue ball actual life. No. No, I'm saying will there was his night
[00:41:30] He got dressed up. We were but how was his night? He did all leave how would you get the trophy for that?
[00:41:35] Said the only reason did is Chris Rock have been Jason Mamo or some sexy guy like the wrong sex
[00:41:40] It was a really sexy hot guy. Yeah, Will Smith would have never had the sexual courage
[00:41:49] That's a really good point. Yeah, there's been some slathered up hung some oiled up
[00:41:54] Yeah wearing like like a specific island. I vis like vest and then just ski
[00:41:59] You can still see his nipples painted on jeans giant nipples
[00:42:03] Huge nip giant rubber hooking out the side of the best Tony the tiger nipples
[00:42:09] And and it was if it was Tony the tiger up there. Oh forget it clearly visible dick print
[00:42:14] Yeah, the blue blue head blue tip poking out of his class out of his capris
[00:42:19] You know, I'd like to see Will Smith go up there and then Tony pick him up and carry him off into the sunset
[00:42:25] I'd love I'd love to see that. I don't think I don't know what CERN said. I don't really have a backbone to do it
[00:42:31] Yeah, I don't think he would have the nerve
[00:42:33] Yeah, and that's why Howard still to this day has his finger on the pulse how would sperm how is sperm?
[00:42:39] A lot of people don't even think about
[00:42:41] A lot of people I would consider that in the mind. That's true
[00:42:45] If a giant sperm if you cut if you roasted it and cut it, yeah, and it was delicious
[00:42:50] Yes, would you have it a lot as a meal? What do you mean like a mic like if you could blow up the
[00:42:56] Yeah, the micros because you see it's like it kind of has like a a head and a tail
[00:43:00] I mean, that's essentially what can you like a seafood kind of caviar?
[00:43:03] Is it a big well those are the eggs? I know but it's a gamete
[00:43:07] What do you mean? It's a game. They're both gametes
[00:43:11] Are those uh half half of a thing those have nut in them? I don't know
[00:43:15] I have as I go to that would a gamete me. I let my brain choose a word and it went into it went
[00:43:21] It dug it. I would be just pop the trunk
[00:43:23] So you seeing an unfertilized egg is the same as the other half of a sperm, right?
[00:43:28] Is that what a gamete is? I don't know that's what I'm guessing. Yeah, the off of context
[00:43:32] I don't remember I don't remember life science. Anyway, tag of sites. I remember gametes
[00:43:38] I remember xylem and phloem
[00:43:40] Yeah, of course everyone knows about it mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell. Yeah
[00:43:47] And apparently this is something I don't get
[00:43:51] Mitochondrial DNA is something only you get from your mom
[00:43:55] So it's like passed down from every every woman in your line. Mm-hmm. What the fuck is that about?
[00:44:01] I don't know. How does that even fucking work? I don't know
[00:44:04] That is above my pay grade buddy, I'm fucking confused
[00:44:07] I'm just thinking about interior
[00:44:09] DNA is like my great
[00:44:12] Great-ass motherfucking grandma every bitch in your family every bitch in the family inside you
[00:44:19] That's fucking crazy, dude, but kind of cool kind of cool
[00:44:22] But I would love to understand more of what it means that we got the cell walls if it's phyto
[00:44:27] Condria is the dog DNA that's in your body from when your mom fucked dogs prior to giving birth to phyto
[00:44:33] Fido Fido. Cido. Are you sure you're not thinking of pH?
[00:44:39] Which I think is for plants
[00:44:46] Plants have a plant have a thicker cell or a field chlorophyll
[00:44:51] Form and they have cell walls. That's why they can't move not us though. Not us our cells are porous
[00:44:56] Fucking moving but I don't get how does a Venus fly trap? How's that a plant still move though?
[00:45:03] They can move a little within reason. I think they think in an on a molecular level. They can move around and shit
[00:45:10] Yeah, I can grow and shit. Don't fucking look at that bitch. Don't even fucking think about biting my finger cat
[00:45:17] I saw her sizing my ass
[00:45:19] Attitude
[00:45:23] I'm sorry to talk like that. She just called you know, you called me off guard cat
[00:45:29] Dude I wait I can't I'm just I gotta say guys. I felt so happy watching that fucking slap yesterday
[00:45:36] It really I felt I felt nothing recently. It really made me feel something right
[00:45:42] It really you had a really really valid
[00:45:45] Point online. I saw Adam
[00:45:47] But it was it was kind of scary and it was a lot of people felt that way. Yeah. Yeah, you saw that it was scary
[00:45:55] Yeah, a lot of people were afraid a lot of people couldn't sleep last night
[00:45:58] Yep, and it felt a lot like when the terrorists took the cap
[00:46:03] It was truly you said that and I was like wow, that's what I've been feeling
[00:46:09] So the nice thing about that is because is that the
[00:46:13] Conservatives are like snowflake cook and then the liberals are saying how dare you compare that to the nerds dudes
[00:46:21] I gotta say you have a gift for that is where you're in it right now sweet that see you figured out is naturally
[00:46:27] You're one of the least likable people on earth
[00:46:29] It's true and you figured out a way to use it to your advantage by pissing off both sides of any issue
[00:46:35] And that's why you're a genius. That's why doll. That's why doll was is my hero. She's great
[00:46:40] She made she made woke people mad at her and she made racist better than I fell off
[00:46:46] No, you're because I stopped doing stand-up comedy right and now I've lost now
[00:46:51] I'm only actually well Adam Adam doesn't do stand-up comedy either barely does more than I do and he's still I've become I've become the lazy one
[00:47:00] When I was considered the workhorse
[00:47:05] Anybody was ever
[00:47:07] I'm pretty used to call me. Yeah. Yeah, they say whoa mola is a comics
[00:47:11] Call of a is a workhorse that guy who just got his ringworm treated after two years of letting it kind of run. Yeah that man
[00:47:19] That's Nick that's Nick playing on an injury. That's that's that's that's a hero. He never had time to get back to have surgery
[00:47:26] I might cancel my spots tonight smart so I can get ringworm so I can stay home and maybe maybe read a bit
[00:47:33] I
[00:47:36] Maybe read I need the juice. I need the gas up. Yeah, that's true
[00:47:39] Maybe we should have Chipotle is when this airs. Yeah, I love when this airs. It's a great company
[00:47:44] it might literally be at the end of a week of like
[00:47:48] Just running out of material 15 minutes and
[00:47:51] Out every show thinking like I'll get through the first one and then I'll be good
[00:47:54] And then it just every day I wake up and like all right. I got a write a set list out this time
[00:47:58] Then I'm like we were here in line at Franklin barbecue. Oh
[00:48:05] Fuck dude
[00:48:07] Is that that's gonna be your your your
[00:48:11] Spot to revisit in Austin. No, I actually have never been to Franklin barbecue. Where's that? It's pretty good
[00:48:16] It's uh, I have no idea where it is. It's just only talking
[00:48:20] I'm trying to make my understanding is it's always busy. So I've never even bothered going. Yeah, it's annoying my spot used to be
[00:48:26] Um, out of town. Raise on Montopolis
[00:48:30] Raise on Montopolis. Yeah, they're going Montopolis. That sounds like a Greek word. Yeah, it sounds like Danny's barbeque on fucking
[00:48:37] MLK. I think it was that was a good one sam's on east 12th
[00:48:42] Um
[00:48:45] Hold on now. We could just let's think about this. We could just do that. Where's that?
[00:48:48] Is there an owl? There's an owl. Yeah, there's an owl outside. That's fucking weird. It's daytime. I keep I keep them out there
[00:48:56] That's your own. Oh, yeah, I've had owls. I thought yeah, I talked about this on the show. Wow
[00:49:01] Well, you talked about wanting them you wanted to go to an owl sanctuary
[00:49:04] Well, I got a couple of hatchlings and I put them on you raise them as your own. Yeah, so they see you as their parent
[00:49:11] Right. I go out there and printed on them covered in tootsie pops and they come over and they lick you well
[00:49:16] They bite it three times. Yeah, they bite the tootsie powder. They look at twice and then bite it. How do you get to the center? Yeah
[00:49:24] Hey, mr. Owl. Hey mr. Owl. Can I show you my penis? Yes, you can
[00:49:32] Just because he's an owl doesn't mean he can't can't molest you
[00:49:38] Yeah, you've been molested if you've been molested by someone with a beak. Yeah, and that's the way to warn people about
[00:49:44] You know, you know who yeah, I know I don't have to say
[00:49:49] Oh, I think we all there
[00:49:52] Exactly
[00:49:55] If there's a if a gay guy with a high-pitched voice and a sharp nose tries to give you candy
[00:50:01] Oh man, the hank from Breaking Bad says I really wish Joe Rogan was the comic who told the joke about Will's wife last night
[00:50:15] Oh, because Joe Rogan wouldn't have taken that he would have knocked him out. Hell yeah, he's a trained fighter. I think I think
[00:50:21] Or is he anti-rogate? Oh, wait, I I've read it as him being anti-rogate. Oh, he wished that Joe Rogan had been
[00:50:28] I could read it either way. I think oh, I thought that's what's nice about art. I'll be talking about code of winning best picture or waiting on updates from the ICU
[00:50:36] Yeah, so it sounds like pro. Yeah, that's a pro rogue guy pro rogue pro rogue, baby
[00:50:44] Um
[00:50:46] What's hank up to these days? I do feel that way about myself if
[00:50:50] You know if I was ever living my dreams
[00:50:52] Doing stand-up comedy at the Academy Awards, right? Which is it was on your vision and one of these fucking actors
[00:50:59] Try to take that away from me. I would fuck them. I don't know what I would do. I would fuck them up
[00:51:04] I would fucking kill all the top tier pussy in that room. Oh my god. You let a man slap you
[00:51:08] Did I watch G.I. Jane? That's my takeaway from the whole. Yeah
[00:51:13] Should I watch G.I. J. She's really hot in that movie. She's well, she's she's got jacked
[00:51:18] She's just jacked and has her picked titties are out, bro. Them nipple linos
[00:51:25] I remember there was a lot of see-through shirt action in them
[00:51:28] I don't think it was purely see-through, but I do think you could see your tip there nipples can't wait for
[00:51:32] Nipples for G.I. Jane to you know what this is gonna do good. That's one of the worst jokes of all time
[00:51:38] It's it's barely a joke. I can't wait for G.I. Jane. Oh, this is so funny dude
[00:51:42] Yeah, I didn't even know that this is so she's supposed to be this like hardcore army bitch
[00:51:46] But she's like fucking doing like gay car wash
[00:51:50] outfits
[00:51:51] pretty much
[00:51:52] Well, I don't remember having seen it since I was 11, but I definitely did be I don't think I've ever seen this movie
[00:51:57] I definitely saw strip tees though. I remember it was just like to fucking go to for bald woman jokes
[00:52:03] But yeah, like 30 years ago. Yeah that and any woman with fucking uh, braids a G.I. Jane called both eric
[00:52:10] I'm just gonna go ahead and search G.I. Jane tits. Yeah, when she's doing that when she's doing this shower
[00:52:14] Oh, yeah, I remember those pushups are awesome. She does those one-handed pushups and you see your titties
[00:52:20] I remember so not only did I be no one I found something different. That's way more of my own now
[00:52:26] We're talking a big blonde bitch with huge tits. Yeah, fucking eye patch and a gun. Yeah, chubby blonde bitch eye patch
[00:52:34] weapons
[00:52:36] Oh, yeah, I saw I saw her recently in real life who did me more. Yeah, where?
[00:52:42] I saw her at there was a I don't know the restaurant you're a fucking liar. Yeah
[00:52:49] She was there with a famous chef who I think she's dating. Well, really that's cool. Yeah, but
[00:52:55] Damn, she saw I fucked her first. I'm looking at her. I'm looking now. I'm looking at her and strip tees chef fucker. Is that his name?
[00:53:03] No, god damn. She's sexy
[00:53:05] You've seen her and she's still hot too. She is still hot. She's a lot shorter than I thought she would be
[00:53:13] But I guess all average are small
[00:53:15] Yeah, that's true, but she look good. I
[00:53:18] Like a tiny type bitch. Yeah, she look good
[00:53:22] Yeah, of course. She did. She sexy as hell. Oh a lot of you know a lot of ladies that used to look sexy. Don't look sexy anymore
[00:53:28] I guess that's fair. You know is Woody Harrelson. Why does he come up when you search her name because of a
[00:53:35] indecent proposal
[00:53:37] I guess
[00:53:40] Woody Harrelson
[00:53:43] What what what a name to have
[00:53:47] Speaking of CIA from 40 minutes ago. Yeah, didn't he think his dad was like a fucking asset or some shit
[00:53:53] I think my dad's just a bad dad. My dad's was no his dad was a killer. I think but he dad was one of the homosexuals
[00:53:59] That was rented out by Roy Cohn and really on the White House scores in the
[00:54:07] Lot of people don't know that my dad was he was actually a CIA homo. Wow
[00:54:13] They call him patient zero. Yeah, my dad actually my daddy actually invented having HIV
[00:54:18] They in the 1960s he was sent over to try and fuck the shaw the shaw of Iran
[00:54:27] Give him HIV out of his ass
[00:54:30] And but you know they good well they put him in jail
[00:54:34] The plan backfired when he was over there and no shit. I'm just trying to dial in the woody
[00:54:40] They could tell he was really like you can try to figure out an impression. So you put the war words on autopilot. Mm-hmm. Yep
[00:54:46] Yeah, and it'll show what your mind is really capable of right and what it is capable of is the shop of Iran getting AIDS
[00:54:53] Yeah being put in jail and Iranian jail. Yeah a favorite motif of yours is
[00:54:59] Ronny is calling the police on gay people on gay men's
[00:55:03] It's fun. It's awesome. Yeah, well that's not that Ronnie is calling the police on gay people
[00:55:08] It's a Ronnie's being closeted and then calling their police on their wives for finding out is that okay?
[00:55:14] That's always a joke. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah, okay, dude. Look at this. I didn't know this was Demi Moore
[00:55:19] I didn't know there's just any more. It says Demi Moore
[00:55:23] It doesn't look like Demi Moore
[00:55:25] It's just some other ladies some other lady
[00:55:29] Demi Moore news video Adam sucking his dad's dick
[00:55:33] Oh, wow, that is a baby suck at your dad's video
[00:55:50] I'm Jack ass now
[00:55:53] Now that Johnny Knox will retired Woody Harrelson is gonna swoop in and take a friend. I'm fucking gay
[00:55:58] I'm I'm Woody gay Harrelson and I'm a jackass
[00:56:05] You guys see the new one, you know, I actually haven't yet. I saw I really want to this girl from my elementary school
[00:56:12] Dibs is she hot? She's like a cast member. Oh, I had so many times
[00:56:18] It's crazy. You brought it up every show the last I haven't said it on the podcast before I've never heard
[00:56:23] I
[00:56:26] She's a comedian
[00:56:30] Legitimately made me sad I sat there in the theater and I was just like sad. No
[00:56:40] I was afraid scared of the I was joking
[00:56:45] I'm always I'm the one doing the I know you're like I'm watching jackass and thinking about the passage of time
[00:56:52] Which is kind of you know, I mean it is kind of sad. It was 20 years ago now now you now who's not joking now
[00:56:58] You're doing it for real, but it doesn't make me sad. It's guys hurting their penises. I think it's cute
[00:57:04] I haven't seen it yet, so I'll wait till yeah, there's another fat guy
[00:57:07] There's a there's a stop at it, but he's got tattoos
[00:57:11] And I gotta say if it was you you would have been a lot funnier than that guy. Hey, man
[00:57:14] We don't need to disparage other men of size. No, that's not how this community works
[00:57:18] I'm not trying to tear him down to build you up. I'm just saying I was watching it
[00:57:23] Don't like about it that this fat guy or the fat guy or whatever
[00:57:26] Yeah, what's wrong with getting a fat guy in the mix because his whole thing was always like trying to be on jackass
[00:57:32] Right, that's the thing which gives way too much confidence to the try to be on a thing you like guys. Yes, that's true
[00:57:38] And it's like it's like when they started fuck a fan channel
[00:57:41] He kind of want to fuck a faint challenge that the fat guy being in the new jackass movie is
[00:57:45] Is is is the actual danger that people are worried about when they talk about people going on stage and slapping Chris?
[00:57:53] No, we might get awesome fake jacket. No, no jackass copy clothes
[00:57:58] But the new guys are all too aware of the fact that they're in jackass. Yeah
[00:58:02] Well, actually listen, all right, we got a we got a table this discussion. I don't want to hear any more
[00:58:08] Yeah, it's over you don't have ruined the plot
[00:58:11] Okay, it's not just plot. It's also five
[00:58:15] Feeling going into it this actually is where I would rather have heard one of the pranks of the hear this
[00:58:22] commentary but luckily I don't respect that I'm opinion. Yeah, so it doesn't really matter
[00:58:26] I would have liked to have known the interior already of poopy. Shut the fuck up poopy stop saying interior already before I fuck your
[00:58:33] Ass my new word now. Let's fit. We got a couple minutes left. Let's figure out if we're getting chipotle or not get a big
[00:58:44] Guac we could share dude. I haven't been to Chipotle. I had Chipotle a couple weeks ago nine years
[00:58:49] It's a great I had some recently and it was much better than it was
[00:58:53] It already had better than I thought I think they went through a dive whenever you're shooting
[00:58:56] I saw before I went to Batman and I was like this is a great dinner
[00:59:00] Yeah, this was a great dinner because we got a big night ahead of us. We got a fucking we got a show
[00:59:04] Yeah, we got to do another episode. We got to do a show. Yeah, normally I had a
[00:59:07] I came here, but I'll have like a little I'd say we got at least get to an hour, but not I love this we have to start