Cum Town | Premium | 04/24/2022
[00:00:13] Can you believe it boys first quarter over oh wow really there's only 75% of the year left that's awesome
[00:00:20] What we made now, you know, I used to be like we're not gonna end it now
[00:00:24] I'm like will it even make the year yeah, that feels good to really feel
[00:00:29] To really feel the vulture. It's like that picture. Yeah with that little African kid in that vulture
[00:00:35] You were in that famous picture. It's a shame Adam was extremely light. We had a nice little thing going with the
[00:00:43] Instructional video started you should have just started honestly
[00:00:47] Getting a coffee for you. No, you were going to the bathroom. Yeah
[00:00:51] I was going to the bathroom at the coffee shop for you as well. No, I wouldn't do it in your house
[00:00:56] Well, you're still your shit. You're stinky and weird 50s sex educational video
[00:01:02] You have like sour smelling shit that women love being right
[00:01:07] You will give me that their sour for usually though
[00:01:21] Yes, the TV is on again folks if that's what you're asking
[00:01:25] The TV is on big tits Brittany. W. They are they're pretty big. They're huge. Are you kidding me?
[00:01:31] You say huge. Yeah, that's huge. Yeah, you can see she's they're being held up with we mean held up with the
[00:01:39] And she looks like she's wearing curtains instead of a shirt
[00:01:43] You know what piss me? I don't know why why Brittany G's big ass tits made me think of this but Brittany grinder
[00:01:48] No, no one's free her free her. I feel like people are forgot
[00:01:53] 28 years old and assistant at the post office. Yeah, but later today she'll become a victim of rape
[00:02:03] Well, social scientists are now using the word victim the misleading word the word victim to describe women who recently have had the pleasure of being raped
[00:02:12] Just in every school rape is bad now. What's next women having the women being the boss at the job
[00:02:25] Soon there's going to be a black president and maybe even a Chinese one with autism
[00:02:32] When do you think they started when do you think they started differentiating between?
[00:02:38] They definitely didn't think about autism. Oh like someone was just the village idiot for a long time
[00:02:44] Yet autism you were weird if you were like more severely retarded. You were just yeah the village idiot
[00:02:51] The first the first there's the dumb head jesters
[00:02:56] No, just there's where the smartest people
[00:02:59] Okay, they had jesters where they had the village idiots and then they I actually just read a book about a gesture
[00:03:05] That was really good you did. I know joke. I did it's called till I
[00:03:09] Know where I found it, but it was on fire. It was honestly fucking sick. Yeah
[00:03:14] He's kind of maybe he's in the league with the devil. You can't tell Wow. It's pretty cool bad ass middle ages
[00:03:23] Seems so dirty. It is dirty, but I like reading about it reading about it. So anyway, just think you have gestures
[00:03:30] Continue sorry. What are we watching here? I don't know
[00:03:33] You have gestures. What are the kind of medieval retards? I was just gonna say that they had a freak show
[00:03:40] Village idiot and then they jumped right to borderline personality disorder
[00:03:48] Alcoholic right which is kind of like really it's nicer. They're part of the community exactly
[00:03:55] They're not part of the size part of the flavor. You don't push them off in their own little, you know special
[00:04:00] Special ed classes. Yeah, I don't like see a guy masturbating on the subway and I'm like that's our communities
[00:04:05] Yeah, well, you that's true every every subway line should get
[00:04:10] Subway yeah one of their red one vagrant. Yeah, well no you need a beating off guy
[00:04:16] You need a retarded guy you need a fat black guy singing opera for some reason you ever see that guy
[00:04:25] I think I was walking down the that was before two years ago. I'm not really you know
[00:04:29] I'm not on the trees to be mariachi on the G-train. I like them
[00:04:37] And the guy had like the big old like, you know like the hat acoustic bass. Yeah, they had a bigger guitar
[00:04:43] Yeah, the hats they were too big though. They were cumbersome for the train. I know but I like that five
[00:04:51] It's nice music it is good music. Yeah, I don't know we're watching gun smoke or something about a mari fauci band
[00:04:58] Oh, huh? What would that would they sing?
[00:05:08] But but they're all dr. Fauci. They're all just
[00:05:25] When we posted a little blue plane yellow flag a pool and he knows oh shit
[00:05:31] Whoever this guy is has the Blick yeah in the show. I dare they say time or to sit down
[00:05:42] Season three episode six the episode is called Cheyenne. I think that show is called Cheyenne in the episodes name is
[00:05:49] Shut up. How about that motherfucker? How about don't touch her don't kids fucking crumbs on my remote
[00:05:55] Oh crumbs of what the chips you were enjoying by the way. I know let's not pretend. This is a one-way crumb street
[00:06:00] Okay, and I don't have any crumbs. Yes. We did and I asked you if you want anything and guess what miss your text
[00:06:06] I'm sorry. I said thanks for offering Adam had to spend two hours at the rainforest cafe this morning
[00:06:11] Yeah arguing with the gorilla. Yeah, they weren't open yet
[00:06:15] So but I had to get I had to get my card
[00:06:18] Because I had a wild wild date with the gorilla did the gorilla fuck your ass
[00:06:27] Which is where you wake up and you're covered in poop. Yeah, you bunch of guys are shit all over you
[00:06:32] Yeah, it's kind of coming out of your ass, but also all over the rest of your body
[00:06:36] So it's not really where it's also it's gonna be cool. We have a bunch of brownouts this summer in New York
[00:06:43] They blame it on hacking, but they just shut down the power grid and poor neighborhoods and let them go turn into animals so that they can justify
[00:06:50] Oh, like the summer is ham. Yeah, basically. Oh, do you guys think that's what's gonna happen?
[00:06:54] Okay, how about this to deal with the energy crisis?
[00:06:56] They're gonna take electricity away from poor people and then let them go crazy. I'm like well time for more police
[00:07:02] Well, that's what I'm saying. You think this fucking shooter guy
[00:07:04] Is that false flag so we get more police? No, yeah, I think that guy's just a loser for sure, dude
[00:07:11] They're gonna get six shit. They're gonna get awesome stuff. They're gonna get fucking
[00:07:15] See I don't understand that like it's they already can do that, you know, there's nothing that they don't need to like do a false flag to get
[00:07:25] For a little pizzazz dude. The thing is they're also kind of gay to cops
[00:07:29] They like to be useful. Yeah, you know, and they're drama queens
[00:07:34] They're wearing like they cry all the time about how dangerous their job is meanwhile like, you know, and they copied Tom of Finland
[00:07:41] They definitely did with the uniforms and they're huge guys and great asses. Look at this lady
[00:07:47] I love this commercial grocery bill hire every week and it's a woman looking at bills and doing man
[00:07:54] Why am I getting bills from the grocery store we're senior citizens were being scammed
[00:08:00] What should we do for a summer saying should we get our own nuclear generator?
[00:08:06] Do we need one we could just get a gas-powered generator
[00:08:09] I want a nukes dude because I want to be able to be armed if necessary
[00:08:13] Yeah, you need like a big factory for nukes a little
[00:08:20] Molecules and atoms are so small. Why the fuck can I have a little mini nuke?
[00:08:24] Yeah, they should have that in video game. It's actually a really smart point. Thank you
[00:08:28] Microwave gun or something. They said a little tiny nuclear bombs. Yeah, exactly. Why don't we have those?
[00:08:34] Come on, dude. Come on government that I can run my house off of every sick
[00:08:38] I'd be fucking awesome and then if somebody wants if somebody wants to fuck with me
[00:08:43] But you know the way nuclear power works is it just generates heat that turns into steam
[00:08:48] So it's still a steampunk technology. Oh
[00:08:50] For a fat steampunk talk even if it's a nuclear in origin. Yeah, yeah
[00:08:57] You have to wear the top hat and all the what if I change because it's nuclear
[00:09:00] What if I become a neon guy like Tron stop just stop just going around in a tiny blimp with a propeller
[00:09:08] Like a rice paper blimp. It only floats like maybe 15 feet off the ground
[00:09:12] The second I step off it just catapults into the sky
[00:09:19] I'm kind of like if it just stayed there. Oh, you think it's that shitty
[00:09:22] Okay, but you like when you get out of it
[00:09:25] It takes a while for you to get out of the thing. It looks like that video of the bulldog trying to get out of the lawn chair
[00:09:29] Yes, of course, it's just look I yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. It's just hanging under the edges
[00:09:35] Yeah, I have I didn't think of a contact with the ground. I think about making little stairs
[00:09:40] You're at your ass is hanging out. You got the top hat
[00:09:45] Yeah, my the chain already starting to do crowd work at the shows you're getting on it
[00:09:49] Hey, how we doing guys? I'm just looking your ass and your legs are dangling
[00:09:54] That's right. You gotta know all your assets
[00:09:57] 100% fat guy with his ass hanging out one of the one of the god tier comedy tropes
[00:10:03] Oh that if that ain't funny, I don't know what the fuck it is
[00:10:27] Dude, this guy's a piece of ass over here. Yeah in this sexy little shirt
[00:10:35] I'm trying to mark is that his name Martin Durango. Let's find out
[00:10:41] More info do I have not had the TV on since the last time you're here
[00:10:45] Wow, it's so funny to buy cable and then just never I had maybe a week where I was watching
[00:10:50] Let's see director in keycast Richard bear Clint Walker Kathleen Crowley John Duceit
[00:10:56] Cheyenne faces an angry town and a dangerous gunman to save the life of an old friend
[00:11:01] Cheyenne a bitch or a guy in this Cheyenne. I think is the town. Oh
[00:11:17] It's written by the same road road road hell or high water. Oh really?
[00:11:22] Or Sicario. Yeah, hello. Hi. What are and Sicario are both very good. So car is really good
[00:11:28] They get that guy was I was named like Taylor Sherrod and or dude. I didn't know that and I'm gonna watch it
[00:11:33] He's one of those guys. I feel like just love it from having watched interviews with him
[00:11:38] Similar to the sons of anarchy guy where it's like they're just they're very good at like writing stories
[00:11:44] But they take it so serious, you know who's also like that is the true detective guy. Yes
[00:11:50] Like you just can't listen to hold on Adam says he's a dipshit. Yeah, Nick von fungula. What's his name?
[00:11:56] Whatever Michael eat a lot of no, it's literally Nick pizza. Leto. Yeah, that's awesome. I thought it was a pizalo or some shit like no
[00:12:08] Okay, anyway, he's a dipshit according to Adam. Yeah, I'm on the record
[00:12:12] I'm burning bridges in Hollywood folks now you forget that sometimes people that write can be like they can have like artist brain
[00:12:19] It's a lot though where they can do something very well, but like when they try to just talk literally it's like
[00:12:24] You know you used up all your points and being good at the thing
[00:12:32] It's honestly, I don't know why we always have to fucking listen to people talk. All right. I know just make a thing
[00:12:38] Yeah, yeah, like that's what even bothers me about like musicians now
[00:12:41] It's like it's but like we didn't need to know anything about Kanye except his fucking songs
[00:12:46] Mm-hmm. Especially late period Kanye. Mm-hmm. You're not allowed to age great like it used to be you got famous
[00:12:53] Everyone went crazy, but you didn't know about it. They were in their house doing pills or that we just accepted that famous people become crazy
[00:13:00] Well, I think Michael Jackson was the turning point Waco Jacko
[00:13:05] The we let Brandon every time Neil young talks. He pisses off a different group of people Neil young. Yeah
[00:13:13] Young man take a look at my dick does it taste fucking good
[00:13:18] I mean is it every time Neil young says something he put Joe Rogan fans. Oh
[00:13:23] Man take a look at my dragon in the 80s and he was a homophobe did he but he wasn't American
[00:13:30] But you're trying to you're trying to you're trying to throw salt on my thesis. I
[00:13:35] Don't even know what you're talking about. Okay, you are trying to throw so
[00:13:39] You're like, what are you talking? You do this?
[00:13:40] I love you. What are you talking about? I love Neil. I know you're talking reference. I think he's an old man
[00:13:46] I would love Neil young I love you young too, but now you forgot where the conversation started
[00:13:52] European which is that some people are very good at making art
[00:13:55] But when they they're like but here's how I actually feel about something then you're running the trouble
[00:14:00] Yeah, but now everybody has to tell you and I don't need to know I say I say I said he gets
[00:14:05] I know what I was saying. Well, shut up. He's not a good example of an eccentric. I said he is a good example
[00:14:10] Actually, he's a very good example. You brought up Kanye. I say furthering that point. Yes, and yes, and yes
[00:14:15] And my friend here's another no, he's can no he's bad
[00:14:20] Why don't come host funny mom? Can I ask you something Adam? You do this all yeah
[00:14:25] Why did you think saying he's not American had anything to do with what Nick said?
[00:14:29] Well because you're saying he backed Reagan in the 80s. I'll tell you what he wants this to be the Adam Friedland ideas show
[00:14:37] That's what he wants anytime anyone pitches anything he says no and then 15 minutes later
[00:14:43] He's gonna repeat he's gonna repeat what you said as if it's his own idea
[00:14:48] And I will say you did have a knee jerk
[00:14:51] But the thing with because I just know idea it has no you really do do you do that if he's a miracle
[00:14:55] You do that in phony mob what I'm saying is funny. He'll beg me. He's like you gotta come host a show
[00:14:59] I didn't book enough comics I come host a show and I'm like you know
[00:15:02] I was thinking about the other day is how that and he's like no, that's not true
[00:15:05] Way, okay, literally everything I say on stage. He's absolutely lying right now. No see you're doing it right now
[00:15:12] You're lying you're doing it. You're lying on my ass right you're lying on him. He's lying on him. He's a gas
[00:15:17] That's a gas light on gas lighting. Yeah, you're both gas. Oh my god. I try to talk about that shooting
[00:15:22] I'm like well so that guy you know the Frank guy is it like apparently was a hot tub guy
[00:15:26] And I'm trying to make sure that dumb joke about how he's five five and that's reason did but he's a hot tub guy
[00:15:33] Didn't know what I said you did you immediately go. No, he wasn't I thought that he hated black people
[00:15:39] Okay, then take it away then you do the bit. I wasn't trying to do the bit
[00:15:46] The metal rule hey, let me say this yeah Adam you do tend to step on things every once in a while
[00:15:53] Sometimes you got to go with Adams fucked up. You just got to let okay
[00:15:56] I'll let it sit in the pocket let it go by and then go back to the bit. That's I do that I do that
[00:16:02] Several times I did that yes, and it's like well. There's no room to go back to the bit
[00:16:06] I'm saying that before I can say anything you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna I was a seven on the bit
[00:16:11] I was just like I watched one of his YouTube videos and he kept calling black people the N word with the hard R
[00:16:17] And he was like wow this is like here's what I first of all that's interesting. That's hilarious
[00:16:22] Yeah, but it's also not necessarily not a hot tub thing to do that
[00:16:25] That's that's that's fine. It's just like my initial reaction was like oh is this like a self-hating black and let me say this Adam
[00:16:32] Yeah, you don't have to say something just because of some pops. I know I know and you might but I think this and we've given Nick
[00:16:38] Constructive criticism to tell him to sit in the pocket very very diplomatic. Let you let you I appreciate it
[00:16:43] Let you whiz by you know, but I will also say to you let the bit finish and then try and take it in different direction
[00:16:50] Yes, okay. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say just a bit. Let me put it this way, too
[00:16:55] I have made an effort to do exactly that. I'm not taking shots at you anymore
[00:17:00] You've had a hard year you know, you've my ears been actually a diagnosis or whatever
[00:17:07] I'm trying and you make to suck my dick every day and I tell you I was thinking I was show zending your panicking
[00:17:18] I was but it's both on the podcast which is fine because I don't give a fuck about this right also
[00:17:23] In fact, I'm not a good example. Oh my fucking god
[00:17:28] We we were fucking making our way to common ground. That's really reason why did you have to go back?
[00:17:34] There's a million more eccentric celebrities than nearly on motherfucker. Oh the point I was making was we should have to hear from people
[00:17:41] He's a good example of that. Okay, who gives a fuck he starts a fucking okay, okay?
[00:17:49] Now it doesn't matter. There's a young adult novel that takes place somewhere in like North Africa or something
[00:17:56] There's a boy. There's a man that I think it may be blue and there's a monkey. It's not a latin
[00:18:02] Okay, it's some sort of like adventure mystery thing
[00:18:06] There's no way like the jungle book no, it's not the jungle book. It's something I read when I was like eight
[00:18:10] Okay, and I can't remember the title of it and
[00:18:14] There's no way to contact me what happens what happened was not your fault. I novel. Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember what it was
[00:18:22] I remember as a kid about a guy who like his car breaks down in the desert and then there's a guy like hunting him
[00:18:27] No, you shouldn't and I can't know you didn't I
[00:18:31] Can't remember the name of that book you dude
[00:18:34] Um, and I think when he gets to the end he's like he's also his story sort of tracks with some Native American kid
[00:18:43] Yeah, yeah, and I don't know I was made me feel so cool like I was a girl
[00:18:47] Yeah, when you were 11 and you're reading those shit
[00:18:49] That's kind of a that's a that's a red flag term like you're if you're a YA novelist
[00:18:55] It's like a pedophilic like you're trying to make the kids feel like they're grown
[00:18:58] What the fuck do you think this show is shows for children? What is our show? Oh?
[00:19:03] Our people that listen to this young adult
[00:19:06] This is saying 16 year olds laughing and and like loser 33 year olds. Yeah, it's thanks for by the way
[00:19:13] Thanks for bun tickets all the 16 year olds are oh by the way
[00:19:16] I Boston may fit through seventh. I will be at laugh Boston
[00:19:21] I this is late. I did not realize the show was actually booked. There's a miscommunication
[00:19:28] And I'm desperately scrambling to sell these tickets and I will be in the pro I will be
[00:19:35] the weekend before that in Providence, Rhode Island Wow the area is really is is uh getting
[00:19:41] Were you that's next week. I'll be in Providence. Fuck it
[00:19:46] Then I'm in DC then I'm in San Diego then I'm in Philly and in Philly the fucking tour ends
[00:19:52] I'm so happy. I'm taking a fucking a whole month off not doing shit after that
[00:19:57] You're gonna you're gonna put your long was the tour
[00:20:00] It's fucking starting July dude. Oh, this has been you's been non-stop
[00:20:05] I have not stops except for except for the holidays and getting COVID
[00:20:08] I've taken one week off at a time at most damn
[00:20:12] Yeah, you haven't had two weekends. I have not had two weekends in New York for God knows how often you hit the same
[00:20:18] Markets, I feel like is there even that many cities in America. There are bro. Yeah, New York Los Angeles fucking Boston
[00:20:24] Yep, Chicago and then New Orleans. That's it. That's it. Yeah. I do those ever done those every weekend Atlanta Atlanta
[00:20:33] Atlanta, Miami, you never would have never been to Miami, Texas City
[00:20:37] Dude, you should you should I want to go there. I want to go to Miami after the South. It's crazy. How many markets are actually are
[00:20:44] Yeah, I'm going to June. I'll be I'll be on the road three weekends out of the that's nice month
[00:20:48] But that's uh that's like that feels like heavy touring to me. It is three weekend sucks three week
[00:20:54] But you've done that you know, I wanted to kill my whole life. I wanted to kill myself a little here
[00:20:58] I mean, you're doing something nice for yourself. I'm gonna just dude. I want to honestly
[00:21:03] I don't even know I want to go to a little early fat rehab if it exists
[00:21:07] I would go to like a fucking boutique fat rehab a fat cap
[00:21:10] I would love that dude like but expect like luxury right? Yeah, like you fucking private chefs cook your shit
[00:21:21] Big tits. Yeah, a fat chick a cute fat chick with big teeth. Oh my god
[00:21:25] model model. I mean that's great. You know somebody's giving me marinated chicken breast to eat now
[00:21:31] We're talking you prey on her during the group therapy. So I would love to pray on her. Yeah, I would love that
[00:21:37] Dude, like I appreciated your share this morning
[00:21:40] I would and I would you see your fat slob you fat fucking watch five episodes of MacGyver
[00:21:46] I think that's a nice cool advertisement on there
[00:21:55] God imagine how many people's grandfathers are just parked in front of this weird ass channel right now. Mm-hmm
[00:22:03] I'm gonna suck dink. Tell me me alone. I'm watching my cowboy show. I'm walking the cowboy
[00:22:10] I don't want to hear anymore about this president
[00:22:12] No grandpa Obama has been in office for 20 years. I'm talking about Donald Trump. I love
[00:22:33] Grandpa like coz Donald Trump the N word I loved when he was claiming that he was actually the first black president
[00:22:39] Like he was black that's so fucking awesome. He's rock well. He's more sauce out. You got to give him that
[00:22:45] Yeah, yeah, dude the Trump Tower's a permanent Trump Tower nothing but gold. Oh, yeah, so fucking awesome
[00:22:51] He's wrong lips should start using the N word to refer to Trump
[00:22:55] That should be the next move that that probably will be the next move
[00:22:58] That was the last step like Jeff T. Drake said everything but the Edward. Yeah, he was like you bastard ass. Yeah
[00:23:05] Yeah, yeah, well bastards and really hey you absolute fuckstick face piece of shit
[00:23:15] What's Jeff up to these days man, dude, he's he's probably just
[00:23:20] Finishing up all the pussy he got during Trump. That is true. Yeah, it's time to catch up on all the pussy
[00:23:25] I like to imagine he lives in one of those like
[00:23:27] There's like apartments that people get when they're 20. That's got like the little like island
[00:23:34] I'm sorry his bio is don't blame me. I voted for the email lady still still
[00:23:40] Still he's still hanging on to the like unfurnished carpet apart efficiency apart
[00:23:44] Yes, yeah, and he's got like a windows laptop of the giant brick and a wire leading the other side of the room
[00:23:55] And then he just gay goes online where he's a king should we should we subscribe to this page run?
[00:24:01] It makes four hundred eighteen dollars a month
[00:24:06] Man I love that track cuz I was like saying the thing about the efficiency apartment
[00:24:10] It's like now he's gotta be making bad money off that thing and then of course
[00:24:15] Yeah, no, he's living in like the the sunshine arms apartment complex a quote-unquote gated community
[00:24:23] And it's gonna keep at the broke ten years ago
[00:24:26] Gates wide open living next to like a you know just like a Mexican guy with schizophrenia that
[00:24:32] Crows the parking lot all day and a wife feeder
[00:24:35] Dude the trash guy the with my building hired a trash guy and I believe he is he is trash autistic
[00:24:42] He's a Hispanic man. He's serious barely speaks English and if I
[00:24:47] If I put like by accident if I put like if he sees a piece of cardboard in the trash
[00:24:52] He'll like bring it to me and like almost in tears beg me
[00:24:58] Define I got an email last week from my landlord that Johnny Depp
[00:25:03] Class and plastics that you weren't yeah that she found out somehow that it was me who is not separating my glass
[00:25:10] What the hell is the court TV you can just watch live coverage of civil civil cases
[00:25:15] Is that what's going on right now? Yeah, dude Johnny Depp sound engineer and
[00:25:19] Depp's friend faces cross-exchange Johnny Depp amber heard yeah, we know Adam Adam
[00:25:23] We know and Jeff T. Drick is testifying Wow that is Jeff amber heard me get my dick sucked by Johnny
[00:25:31] I think Johnny goes to court trying to prove he's not a scumbag and he's dressed like fucking John void
[00:25:36] I know he looks like that the biggest scumbag you could possibly and that's another example actors never need to hear their fucking opinions
[00:25:46] I think there's no the smartest people about this well actors need to be not even be seen outside of what they exactly like
[00:25:53] I remember there was I used to I used to watch that show
[00:25:56] Halton cats fire and it's a pretty good show. It's all right. Yeah, but the main guy that I saw like a picture of him
[00:26:02] I when he's like out. He's just living his life. Yeah, I'm wearing so many scarves a bunch of scar
[00:26:09] Right, this is really is it I don't know why they have to just they scar it's so weird
[00:26:15] They all scarf up dude, and they all fucking bracelet up like too many too much shit leather strap. I don't get it
[00:26:22] Just regular other colchan the one from my because it's like in a in a real in a here
[00:26:28] And he's a rings guy in a real world in a real world actors would not be making fairly any money at all
[00:26:35] And so and then you have to know that at some point, you know like this should not make the money that right?
[00:26:41] We should we should make like we should be able to not live we should be one step above poverty right exactly
[00:26:47] Yeah, with health insurance with health insurance exactly instead of
[00:26:51] Fabulously well the richest men and without health insurance without health. Yeah
[00:26:56] Paying $1,000 every time I go to the doctor running because it still makes more skill cheaper. Yeah
[00:27:05] Yeah, so they know that they know that to a certain extent and it drives them insane
[00:27:12] Interesting yeah actors actors and us not me dude. I'm buying track suits. Yeah
[00:27:18] I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna dress the way I've dressed my whole life until I die
[00:27:22] Yeah, I was a fat little Hawaiian shirt and fucking tracksuit kids as a youth
[00:27:27] I think I might be time to step it out. I think I might work somewhere in like
[00:27:30] You know like a better Tom's well like like like like the best part of a three-piece suit
[00:27:37] Mm-hmm nothing underneath big watch like a big
[00:27:40] Mm-hmm like medallion pocket watch. Oh pocket watch sort of stuff a little like ji-denna. I think
[00:27:48] Wow that would be awesome if you just now started dressing exact just started recreating fits ji-denna was
[00:27:54] Uh photographed in yeah, what when did he come out to 2014?
[00:28:04] Classic man those are your fettie-wap and ji-denna those are great. Were they the same summer? Yeah, that others the fettie-wap was absolutely
[00:28:12] That was all rich trying lifestyle. Oh my god. That was a huge style. That's that song still goes
[00:28:24] That was the song of moving to rich homie quan. Oh were you in New York?
[00:28:29] You know what that was my final that was a great summer
[00:28:32] That was my final victory lap in Baltimore. Oh, yeah, you were having a great I was having the time my life working at Sherwood
[00:28:37] I was finally getting pussy. You're living with the boys living with George and fucking Josh. Oh, yeah
[00:28:42] That was a great time. Yeah, there was that one there was there was well. I think it was winter actually
[00:28:47] When I figured I did a show or something, but I like I just wound up at your house for a day
[00:28:52] I remember that why was I there? I don't remember we got an Indian buffet. Yeah the worst Indian buffet in the world. Yeah, right?
[00:28:59] Shutting it down. Yeah, they see us come in selling buffet price and then shutting and then immediately the same
[00:29:05] They took our money just nothing. I mean, right the lights went off in the kitchen the second. Yeah
[00:29:09] I paid fuck those people cocksucker's fuck. I hope Pakistan nukes to their family. That's right. I hope that a Pakistani guy blows himself up in front of his daughters
[00:29:22] Yeah, you motherfuckers you hear that? Oh, yeah, you know what it sucks is that is usually where we're used to be eight years ago a good bo
[00:29:30] buffet. Mm-hmm. I've been to a buffet and forever
[00:29:35] Did I go to a buffet recently? I don't think so
[00:29:37] I was planning to go that was planning to go in Vegas Vegas, but yeah, I don't know it just didn't look that good to me
[00:29:44] Yeah, I I used to think it was really cool when I was a kid Adam's dad came to town. Oh, you were there
[00:29:51] Yeah, that was that was that weekend. I was supposed to like he's a really nice guy
[00:29:56] I liked him. Yeah, he is a really nice guy. You kind of presented him. You painted a much different picture of um
[00:30:01] Well, it's different when you're his son. I think I'm sure yeah
[00:30:04] But that's why you gotta know never go against the family if he was like an uncle. I would be like he's the absolute man
[00:30:11] Right. Yeah, well, he did the way he likes shifts his weight back and forth when he's talking
[00:30:16] I think he was just like he's excited about something. No, he's he does so excited. Yeah. He's like me and Adam
[00:30:22] We went to oh, we went to a museum today
[00:30:26] I mean, yeah, he's got that he's got the the what is the word juice on?
[00:30:30] You got the juice on some of a fucking a tiger cup. That's right. He does. What's your son's?
[00:30:37] What is that does that mean what does that mean?
[00:30:39] We've literally had this conversation. I know
[00:30:41] I love saying it. It's one of those words. That sounds so good. You don't know you don't know what it means
[00:30:46] No, you just started saying it because you got jealous because jawad the V is mine
[00:30:51] So you needed your I know what jawd the V of it's mine
[00:30:54] From the first one who said it jawd the cooking is more like it
[00:30:57] Not at all. That doesn't make sense. Yes, it does
[00:31:04] She swamps means you're V de France is not your word. What is it V de France? What's V de France? It's like a it's a gas like a French
[00:31:13] The V de France is like remember there was a chain
[00:31:16] I don't remember that. You know, but I will say you sence means enjoyment
[00:31:20] In terms of oh wait in terms both of rights and property and of sexual orgasm
[00:31:35] You know what it does feel like he's constantly busting it was cool because like we we had people over to the apartment and then we
[00:31:44] Vacal chain. What was it? V de France. Yes
[00:31:48] They have them and they still have them in
[00:31:51] In Tokyo, but I guess yeah, they're only in they're only in Fairfax. Wow
[00:32:06] Interesting is that one of those like weird Asian French inspired like Koreans have a bunch of like
[00:32:12] Like Korean bakeries have like a bunch of French. I don't know. You know, I don't know if I've been there
[00:32:16] I just remember the signs and they were like, you know, I mean, it's like it's like Oban pan
[00:32:21] I would imagine just like a shitty little I see I see yeah
[00:32:26] Well, you learn something you every fucking day. They're really good at baking those damn Koreans
[00:32:32] Yeah, I don't know what do you think it's how close is Korea to Vietnam?
[00:32:36] You was crazy in Tokyo. Remember that place in Austin's that was everywhere. Nevermind then point rescinded, huh?
[00:32:41] Remember the blossoms. It was everywhere in Tokyo. Yeah, the the like 7-11
[00:32:46] Yeah, convenience store. Oh, is that was it was the best one?
[00:32:49] Well, you get the little fucking right through the seven of us were amazing
[00:32:52] But you kept talking about how you we got to get we got to eat it. I was eating breakfast there
[00:32:57] And like every day I was getting breakfast there. I got that place lost in the show. That's all over it's like there's overdoing it with that shit
[00:33:03] It was very you were overdoing it. Yeah, I was maybe hyping it up because a little too much
[00:33:10] It was a shitty convenience store that was just in like Kaya Hoga Falls, Ohio
[00:33:13] Hell yeah, and then like I said a couple of stores some Japanese guy bought it then they went over to Tokyo went out of business here
[00:33:21] Are you now? It's all over but yeah, it's just some that's so bizarre some garbage store from Ohio. That's now like there. Yeah, it's fucking zombie. Mm-hmm. That's really cool
[00:33:32] Depth sound engineer and friend testifies. He's a sound engineer. Jeff T. Drick dude. That looks amazing here. He does look fucking sick
[00:33:39] It looks like Don Simpson. Where is he? He's got the ponytail. He's got the big power tie stuffed into the shirt
[00:33:47] I do love the stuffed into the shirt is a hilarious. That's crazy. Oh, he's got a vest on it. That's an
[00:33:52] When I said that's how the jai-dana. That's what I meant actually. Yeah
[00:33:57] What is the lawsuit about that she beat him up? She lies. She the whole the whole fight on his ass
[00:34:02] The whole public thing was a lie and you know
[00:34:05] He got canceled lost a bunch of shit and was just all bullshit and the media ran with it because women never lie about anything right despite
[00:34:11] Historically our knowledge of women right
[00:34:15] Classically ever heard of her. Yeah, the fucking bitch took a little apple despite
[00:34:23] There's a reason women don't have jobs. Yeah, and they stay home made make some milk bitch. That's your job
[00:34:29] Make some milk for the babe from how I get home from work. I want some milk. I want to score. That's it
[00:34:38] You know and now it's like oh, I wouldn't be a computer programmer. Yes
[00:34:42] I want to invent Google glass in the internet. How about you show me some Google ads? No, why don't you program your fucking pussy?
[00:34:54] Yeah, absolutely. She's TML colon slash. I'm trying to bust right
[00:35:02] Slash am I about to bust in here's why slash and why yeah, bitch
[00:35:08] Yeah, I got function equals why yeah, I got a one for you zero right here. That's right
[00:35:14] I got a fat one for you zero right here
[00:35:24] Yeah, that's why I just suck some dicksimal maybe
[00:35:28] That's a good question. Go ahead. Did she actually hit him was it the opposite? I
[00:35:37] What can be heard? Yeah, I'm saying even that she's lying on hot anymore saying that he didn't wait with that shit
[00:35:44] That's really what happened. It's like people believe there and then she posted a photo without makeup and then they're like
[00:35:50] Actually, she's like Johnny over there. That's her actually she's looking kind of good dude
[00:35:54] You know little fucking murder. She wrote out though. I like that out Johnny won't even face her good
[00:35:59] I would love that. Yeah, I would love to go up walk over there smash your collarbones with a hammer and then have my way
[00:36:04] And collarbones. I'm just like I'm just like testify
[00:36:09] They're looking over there knowing how she how she what she did to my guy. I'd tell you this man
[00:36:15] I would fuck you still I would absolutely give you cock
[00:36:19] I would fast and you're not when then dog is down Mullins 36 hour
[00:36:32] Let into the courtroom let alone the witness stand
[00:36:34] They don't know if he would not get out if he's a witness for the defense
[00:36:38] It's not exactly clear sir. What do you mean character witness?
[00:36:44] And then I'm immediately on Anderson Cooper talking about the trial
[00:36:49] And you said when you said how emotionally draining it was for you when you said you'd smash her collarbones with a hammer
[00:36:57] You know like ball peen maybe you know I mean obviously I don't think you could even like do it with a dead blow
[00:37:03] He's like no, I mean like what like what's wrong with you
[00:37:06] I'm like, I'm just horny Anderson. I'm horny Anderson. Surely you a homosexual understands that I'm back back in the day
[00:37:14] They used to call me a man of the Plains
[00:37:16] That was you know and then me and Johnny, you know, we're really into the sort of the cowboy lifestyle right ever since you made tanto and
[00:37:28] And I was a I was a guy getting this dick sucked in the background by the whore
[00:37:32] On the train. Yeah, it's an uncredited credit role. It was not on the train. It's when he first gets to the town
[00:37:38] Adam's never seen. Oh, it's after you guys Adam's never seen a movie doesn't know
[00:37:43] What Adam knows if there's a train in the movie so he says
[00:37:46] Train Jim Jeremy's yeah, it's an anti-western
[00:37:50] And I have a oh shut up an anti-western. That's what they say. Mm-hmm
[00:37:55] You know what making note to yourself and like it went by the final episode of the show. Mm-hmm
[00:38:00] We're gonna ask Adam what he thought of a dead man. He's gonna say it's amazing
[00:38:07] Does that hurt? It's not yeah, that's her. She doesn't look that good. She looks like shit actually
[00:38:11] Well, you gotta look like that in court
[00:38:13] She's looks at looking a little Japanese these things off with that bitch
[00:38:18] And you know what I think it's a completeness of what she did to John Deb
[00:38:21] See that's my problem is because I can only be involved with women like that
[00:38:28] Like if that we have I didn't know any of that I'd be like yeah, she looks fine
[00:38:31] But now knowing that I'm like maybe it's hard. Maybe maybe she's just misunderstood
[00:38:38] Yeah, maybe I maybe now I could you could fix her. I don't want to fix anybody
[00:38:44] Okay, I can't fix it. I can't even fix myself. No dude
[00:38:47] Did just broke and brother the only thing I can fix her
[00:38:54] I don't know if I can fix that it's real easy
[00:38:57] You love to call you the fucking handyman when it comes to that problem. Yeah, you're a blue mother mauling the mechanic
[00:39:11] You dig that game hard sir away can does anyone know how I can like contact Amber Heard and ask if she wants to be my
[00:39:19] Cuz she's got to be it's got to be slim pickens for her right now. No didn't know she she
[00:39:24] I think that there are plenty of views lining up right now. They're like this is my time
[00:39:29] Even insult me to say that there's plenty of me. There's only one of me. There's many of you
[00:39:35] I'm one of me and this guy me and JJ Walker in his good times office. I love this commercial dude
[00:39:42] Yeah, this is one of the best I like seeing him
[00:39:45] You this green screen the guy the whoever like whoever the graphic designer was it had to
[00:39:51] illustrate this with the fake candles and the microphone and the dynamite hat
[00:40:03] I'm going to go offline for the next several weeks as you may know being Virginia where I face my ex-husband Johnny Depp in court
[00:40:11] I wrote in the Washington Post in which I recount of my experience of violence and domestic abuse. I never named him rather
[00:40:17] I wrote about the price women pay for speaking out against men in power. Wow, I continue to pay that price
[00:40:24] But hopefully when this case concludes I can move on and so can Johnny
[00:40:27] I have always maintained a love for Johnny and it brings me great pain to have to live out the details of our past life together
[00:40:34] In front of the world at this time. I recognize the ongoing support
[00:40:38] I've been fortunate to receive throughout these years and in the these coming weeks
[00:40:42] I will be leaning on it more than ever with love always
[00:40:50] Musk was getting it in with her Elon Musk fucked your bitch Johnny damn dude
[00:40:55] That's until early 2018 and now me the other the other billion the controversial billionaire
[00:41:01] The final of the three you mean oh, she's bisexual
[00:41:04] Okay, and she was also one. Oh, yeah, Amber hurts threesome with Elon Musk and Cara Dilla vagina Johnny Depp's house
[00:41:14] Wow musk denied the whole thing ever happened
[00:41:20] All right, let's look at Johnny Depp's oh, yeah, here's a video of her sucking Elon Musk's dick in an elevator
[00:41:26] That's not real it is you wish it wasn't real Adam. Let me see
[00:41:30] Johnny Depp shows video of Amber heard cheating with Elon Musk and James Franco
[00:41:35] What what yeah Franco and Musk double team dirt? Yeah
[00:41:39] Well, maybe she could maybe she could be my girlfriend now
[00:41:42] She could cheat on me with even more powerful celebrities
[00:41:45] And then I can then I can sue her and maybe finally
[00:41:52] You have PlayStation man. No, I don't no I don't oh you don't know you just have the five I have it
[00:41:58] It's hard no, they're out. They're all out. I got it. You got it when they were in mm-hmm. No, they're all gone amber squirt
[00:42:07] Johnny does not address it on his Instagram in fact the last thing he posted was on my birthday
[00:42:16] I want to extend the very happy birthday to my friend Star Bros. I wish I was friends with my good Johnny Depp to you
[00:42:22] Or my gift to him this year is an 18 karat gold bracelet. I was named with a native
[00:42:30] ancient Native American language written in the oh damn he's taking this this
[00:42:36] We're watching it on the TV Adam. We don't need play-by-play from you off your fucking phone
[00:42:41] I can't see the TV because I'm sitting in the chair. Well, you shouldn't have shit on the other chair
[00:42:45] You can let me if you hadn't shit on the chair
[00:42:48] We you would still be looking it's time for me to now figure out a Johnny Depp impression on the fly
[00:42:54] Yes, it's the final year of the show. I need to prove that I can you get you to have for about 17 minutes right Nick
[00:43:01] Yeah, you can work through your fucking Johnny Depp impression for seven cool 17
[00:43:05] I was in the movie and with scissor hands. I cut off the tip of my penis
[00:43:16] Johnny Depp the sounds like that, right? Yeah, that's close enough. Yeah
[00:43:21] We should watch his testimony. We should I want to hear like leading up to his testimony. It's like pirates of the Caribbean
[00:43:40] Hmm. Let me say a cock. I'm captain. I'm captain of a JGOT
[00:43:50] What was his comeback he had a big because he you know he goes kind of eating shit there for a second
[00:43:55] What do you mean? I don't know I feel like he wasn't that famous. Oh that that franchise is enormous
[00:44:02] Was there I was saying it I was already saying it was the same was there something before parts of the Caribbean that made him
[00:44:08] Like this right now because of because you came you open the show with me and you're annoyed about it
[00:44:16] And not as I'm fed up at because I am fed up at someone else what's going on you not with me
[00:44:23] There's no one else in my life to be fed up the only person I thought
[00:44:28] It's you and Steven and Steven got a girlfriend. So now he's out of the picture Adam has a girlfriend
[00:44:35] I'm gonna just steamroll right past that and get what I need out of the relationship
[00:44:42] Now I'm stuck here masturbating the the e-news coverage of Amber Heard
[00:44:47] Amber is really not that bad a bitch. I have to be honest. Yeah, I know she's not it's literally just that she's crazy
[00:44:53] Where is she can I also don't even sure family like billionaires? How the fuck did this bitch get famous?
[00:44:58] She's in pineapple Express. No, what's she I think so. We see the bitch in pineapple Express. I think so
[00:45:06] Or was it super bad no pine up was not super bad
[00:45:16] Dude a run of the mill type blob bitch. No, thanks. Yeah never but she was in never back down
[00:45:23] Yeah, I think it really is there's something there's like a subconscious thing
[00:45:33] You might not look stress. Yes, she was
[00:45:36] Our relationship was intensely passionate in a times volatile but always bound by love now
[00:45:41] Either party is made false accusations for financial gain
[00:45:44] There was never any intent of physical or emotional harm Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future
[00:45:52] defamation case folks get your cocks out start stroking
[00:46:11] Amber heard I spoke up against sexual violence and faced societies
[00:46:20] Oh Amber Heard's dad used to fight pit bulls on his mic Vic shit. Yeah
[00:46:26] Johnny Depp Native American Chinese it's anyone's guess
[00:46:31] One things for certain. He's probably not white at least not the part of him that violently beat up Amber Heard
[00:46:41] But like most of America we were welcome
[00:46:43] We're happy to welcome him back into white people's graces when he found out that it was all bullshit
[00:46:56] Yeah, my really can't even do I can't do this anymore. I used I used to be able to I used to be able to
[00:47:02] Rift away, you know, I'm trying to figure out my fingers are all
[00:47:10] Uh because the boy would have all happened then a Bob's big boy. Well, they're looking for they're trying to go to that bakery
[00:47:16] Oh shit. Yeah, call back. You could that's you that used to be your job Adam. Yes, same something
[00:47:22] Easy, it's not even funny. It just sort of ties things together. You're mad at me again sleepy hollow. Maybe yeah
[00:47:28] That's a huge movie. I tell you they made that movie now because fucking world column. Oh, oh my god
[00:47:33] You're so right instead of a guy who's instead of a headless horseman. It would be a
[00:47:36] Uh, uh, dickless trans man. That's so fucking wow and they would come it would be there's a dickless and instead of the bad guy
[00:47:46] That would be good guy. That would be so fucking shows up shows up. They ain't got no deck of the trans
[00:47:52] And the town johnny deb goes up there to fucking get everybody fired
[00:47:56] Get all the Dutch people fired for fucking saying something bad about christopher walkings cock
[00:48:01] That was cockism bad. I was cock doesn't fucking exist. She's done anymore. You know, well, you know
[00:48:06] Maybe it was blow that was kind of his comeback and then he went to parts of the Caribbean from there
[00:48:10] I don't think he ever needed to come back dude. I think he was always always always always always hot
[00:48:14] He made a couple of shitty movies, but everybody does. Yeah, he just got paid
[00:48:19] Okay, maybe I paid fat off of a tonto. Maybe shock a lot. Was that his comeback? That movie? Yeah
[00:48:26] You can't again you keep saying comeback, but I don't think I feel like he needed a
[00:48:30] Robert Downey junior ask comeback. Well, he broke he broke every bone in his body
[00:48:35] He had to work his way back to auditioning for the tuxedo
[00:48:46] He's not Chinese, dude. Has he done yellowface in the movie
[00:48:50] He's probably just he's getting that kind of fucking plastic surgery that i get to make the
[00:48:54] Chinese 100% now i kind of want to rewatch
[00:48:56] Uh, I'm gonna do a double feature. I'm gonna do both the lassi house drums stuff fucking my life is dog and
[00:49:03] What's eating Gilbert great what sucking stuff for us? That'd be a great afternoon
[00:49:08] I hope I don't I hope I don't have spots tonight
[00:49:11] Can't so I can't he's from Kentucky dude. Yeah. Yeah, he's like a midwestern
[00:49:18] What is it? What is it? What is that a section of the country? I just goes to show you man as long as you're sexy as shit
[00:49:27] That is a specific type of plastic surgery though. You're right stuff like a rich guys that start looking more and more age
[00:49:34] They start looking Chinese, but it's it's a there's a rich quality too. Well because there is a wealth
[00:49:38] It's a fucking facelift. Yeah, it's facelifts my I one time in college this girl
[00:49:43] I hooked up with but I was too nervous to fuck
[00:49:48] Uh when I was like 18 her which I still am mad about you. It's your pants
[00:49:55] No, I was just like fucking oh, I didn't know what to do dude
[00:49:57] I was it was truly one of the biggest tells I were taking in my life
[00:50:00] Where I just didn't expect her it was like our first date and I was 18
[00:50:05] And I didn't I did not expect to get the fuck immediately
[00:50:08] I thought I was just gonna maybe she was giving up the pussy off top
[00:50:12] And I just absolutely hadn't truly that was like the origin story for me learning how to fuck
[00:50:18] Yeah, I'll never you need to catch those L. I'll never be this embarrassed ever again
[00:50:22] I'm just groping weirdly at her pussy. It was horrible. Yeah, he had big movies like every year throughout the 90s
[00:50:31] Anyway, her father was a fucking plastic surgeon and she showed me a picture this guy
[00:50:36] This man straight up looked in you guys look so Jewish
[00:50:41] He was ripped. Yeah, he was clearly the guy is jacked too
[00:50:44] He looked like a fucking straight up like he lived in a fucking they look like snow
[00:50:51] He looked like he lives on a fucking igloo. No. Yeah, they always look like Japanese women
[00:50:56] That was like Asian women. Yeah, I guess that's what happened to Michael
[00:51:00] Michael Jackson. He just got enough plastic surgery. I guess he also his head got set on fire
[00:51:05] Yeah during the Pepsi commercial still it is really crazy what color his skin was at the end of his life. Yeah, it was really weird. I
[00:51:14] Love him. I remember people do Edward 40 hands. Of course. I did it. Yeah, two two
[00:51:22] This in this exact era where I was scared to get pussy, you know, it's 18
[00:51:26] I'm like trying to take a little bit of a pencil
[00:51:28] But you got two the same eyes don't hate their hand. I got Mickey's going falling at her body
[00:51:33] And then just spilling booze everywhere. The thing with that. I'm drunk as shit
[00:51:37] I'm wearing a fucking sponge bob a ringer baseball tee and shorts and fucking flipp- american eagle flip flop
[00:51:45] The the thing that would always happen there was like you couldn't take your dick out to pee
[00:51:50] You're drinking so much liquid. I was always the issue
[00:51:53] And then you just be clanking bottles together trying to get your dick out of your pants
[00:51:56] Yeah, or you have to ask your boy. Yeah, you got a special boy to do with his mouth because he was doing 40 hands too
[00:52:01] Yo, you're doing 40 hands, but your mouth can access my dick
[00:52:07] Or your ass. Yeah, can you grip it with your ass?
[00:52:13] Can you grab my dick with your damn Edward 40 hands doing a case a good old case race sometimes
[00:52:20] That's funny if you google Edward 40 racks. It looks like all of these pictures are from like the early 2000s
[00:52:24] Of course dude. No one does it anymore. Yeah. Yeah, if they did it
[00:52:28] It would be like children doing it ironically like we would dress in the 70s. Yeah, like having a Y2
[00:52:35] Remember guys like this guy's a soul pass. We all looked like that. Yeah
[00:52:41] I love the opening my shirt up. Yeah, having to share a cool shirt underneath the flannel. That's so sick
[00:52:48] It's just that back this year such a relaxed look relaxed. I'm having a good time chilling. Yeah
[00:52:57] Yeah, it's funny. It's like whenever I see pictures from like these things that are like now dated
[00:53:01] You know because it's like there's certain aesthetics don't like cycle back
[00:53:04] You know, yeah, so you see things are dated and then my first thought is damn
[00:53:09] I have not enjoyed a single moment of my entire life
[00:53:15] Just being like, well, I guess I'll fucking get out of bed today
[00:53:18] I'll just do something. I would say I've enjoyed maybe 20 percent, but that's why that's not bad
[00:53:27] There are brief moments of of of transcendent beauty that I can count on one hand
[00:53:33] But I saw you like saw like a nice sunset or somebody. Yeah, simple things like that or
[00:53:39] That's that's one element of it riding the Staten Island ferry
[00:53:42] You know, you know, we don't do enough of just fucking nothing just chill. I love hanging doing nothing
[00:53:49] Sitting on a fucking porch drinking a Bruce Carino. That's just watching movies. That's the best
[00:53:55] That's okay. It's not really what I'm talking about
[00:54:00] Making just fucking fucking around shoot the shit. It's great sucking the tits. It's great
[00:54:07] When are we gonna go back to the captain?
[00:54:09] I'll never I mean the show's over probably never. Right. No reason never go to the game
[00:54:13] Maybe maybe we'll go maybe we got one or two more in this
[00:54:16] Quimmy like it doesn't if it's summer it doesn't have to be a cap
[00:54:19] We can just go to the beach. Yeah, we go to the beach
[00:54:22] I'd go to the beach the equivalent of a cap and I would go to the summer equivalent. I love that
[00:54:28] You guys want to go to to ocean city for one
[00:54:42] Eat some crabs get some pussy. Yeah, I would love we should get crabs
[00:54:49] Oh, they show pictures of Johnny getting his ass beat
[00:54:58] Um, he's a man that invented the appal tonight. Oh, uh, hero
[00:55:02] Yeah, damn should I get a little box in the appal night scream after this?
[00:55:08] And then have maybe some Doritos some cool ranch Doritos in the appal night scream
[00:55:14] I don't know about that one. Mm-hmm. What I mean, that seems that seems more like a eat it one a.m. type of situation
[00:55:20] Uh, it's way up somewhere. It's kind of hard
[00:55:24] It's one a.m. In Africa. You know, that's what they're doing there. They're yeah, they're fucking
[00:55:29] This is neapal tonight. They're playing Edward 40 hands in in Lagos, Nigeria
[00:55:36] Do you remember brass monkeys? Of course. Yeah, all right. What was that again orange juice
[00:55:44] Well breast monkeys still goes. Yeah, it's like I haven't had a 40 in a long time. It probably tastes like my dick home
[00:55:49] You remember the incredible Hulk. Yeah. Yeah, heh nessie and uh hypnotic. Yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:55:56] And it was bright green. Yeah, that was cool. It was cool how that did that though. Yeah, it was like
[00:56:02] I mean, I guess it's just basic colors, but it's brown and blue brown and blue. Yeah, that hypnotic like unnatural blue
[00:56:08] Yeah, I haven't seen hypnotic in a long time
[00:56:12] Damn should we get some hypnotic after this and a box in the appal night? Yeah, you should you should have a full on
[00:56:18] I had some kavosia recently. Yeah. Yeah, was it good? What is it? It's brandy
[00:56:24] I don't know. There's liquor. I don't know. I feel like a friend was going past the kavosia. What was I gonna do?
[00:56:29] Not swing. Yeah, dude. I saw the phone. I was saying Austin. I forgot to mention it. I was walking down 6th street
[00:56:35] And uh, there's like a group of people like this like I don't know two women and some guy and they're just like dinner
[00:56:41] They suck. They're like going out to the 6th street. Yeah, like in Austin. Yeah, and like this fucking
[00:56:47] They're trying to figure out which way to go and the girls like is like I think it's to the right and then this like fat drunk bitch
[00:56:54] Just like dumpy is like to the right to the right
[00:57:10] Shut up you fucking for not even the song and even to the left
[00:57:14] She's doing a parrot. I know but even if it was like they had been going to the left it would order to be such like a michael scott thing to say
[00:57:21] Yep, but then it's the wrong she really had to shoehorn it
[00:57:29] That's why they'd have clothes just as her to boozie face
[00:57:36] When I was in Nashville, that's what Nashville is. It's all fat women that are acting like that. She wasn't even fat
[00:57:44] She was just like just like just a large dumpy
[00:57:49] That's right. They're right. Just clapping down the fucking street
[00:57:58] Fucked her to go get drunk if you're a real man
[00:58:00] You're a fuckter drunk and then listen to like a cover band play Mustang Sally
[00:58:18] Yeah, Nashville is just like some of the fattest bachelor at parties i've ever seen
[00:58:22] They probably gobble your dick like it's no tomorrow. I couldn't handle that mass a spatula ret party
[00:58:28] Yeah, well they have those they have these like open wagons that are like pulled by tractors
[00:58:34] And then they have big speakers and they play like get low and stuff
[00:58:37] And then these these big old women they like dance to it and stuff
[00:58:46] Yeah, it sucks because it's like you know you talk about not enjoying your life and it's like the people that
[00:58:50] Lives they enjoy stuff like that all the time. It was like what you were saying about the poor in pain
[00:58:55] I remember when I first moved to Austin. There was this woman jennifer that did comedy and she had this
[00:59:00] Look like a like a kind of fat chinless rob halford. Hell yeah, and uh
[00:59:06] I'm eating some shell rob halford already known for his incredible jawline. Right
[00:59:14] This guy's got to be like in his late 30s
[00:59:16] Yeah, and i'm standing at the table the comics and he walks up
[00:59:23] Hell yeah, and he's like he just puts his arm around his like dumpy wife and he's like that's right. We go hard
[00:59:31] And it's like this sucks man. I'm a child and I know this sucks
[00:59:35] I don't need no happy no way to live here. And then you what you wake up monday and go back to your job selling like computers to businesses
[00:59:43] You know what i'll take a jello shot who gives who gives a fuck
[00:59:47] Like just get low playing at a shitty a texas bar and grill
[00:59:53] Williamson county just some strip mall fucking sports bar. Yeah
[00:59:58] He just spent 60 dollars on jello shots on jello shots. Nobody wants them. That's right. We go hard
[01:00:07] Shorty suck dick dig dig dig dig dig dig
[01:00:11] All right sucking on my day with my penis on the side you guys are fun. We gotta get back to it
[01:00:16] We gotta watch the rest of the don't we have to figure out what's going on with jenny. Don't touch fun. Goodbye