Cum Town | Premium | 05/08/2022
[00:00:19] so we can have a hybrid thing we thought maybe we'll do zoom
[00:00:25] yet you claimed on the group thread that you don't have zoom anymore i don't
[00:00:31] which made you sound like a nine-year-old
[00:00:34] what i don't have email anymore you could download zoom varies no you do we
[00:00:39] was a painful issue over here yet i think i had a refund for your visit
[00:00:47] and uh... stop is gone again goddess keeping us apart but he doesn't want he
[00:00:52] didn't want you know you guys said forget about
[00:00:55] yet he misses you guys so what we're doing is for trying to bring it
[00:01:01] this is talk radio style we're doing a nice
[00:01:04] yet we're going to be a little bit we're going on this mode
[00:01:10] now i was having like one cigarette a day but i can just can't be around it
[00:01:21] you know you can go out it is hard to have a high-stop we're having an argument
[00:01:26] about what we don't have an argument that he's saying that i can't bring my
[00:01:30] vape in the house for because he can't be around just for like a month of week
[00:01:36] yet because i i now he's holding my baby won't give it back to me
[00:01:42] if we were walking around your house sucking beautiful cock
[00:01:47] yes you're trying to quit yeah how would you feel about that
[00:01:57] yeah if he did that in your house like imagine if i showed up in your house
[00:02:02] and i was just lying about just telling small lies
[00:02:10] just tell just lying about like just picking up all the books in your house
[00:02:15] no i saw the clean about that i've come clean about that i saw this movie
[00:02:22] actually thought i actually thought this movie that everyone loves i thought it
[00:02:26] yeah i thought it wasn't that good because some guy who i think is smart
[00:02:31] his opinions i haven't even looked into i just i heard i know people like him
[00:02:35] he he just looks like a more handsome version of me
[00:02:38] mm-hmm he's just a he's just a j you with a stronger jawline than me who didn't
[00:02:43] have acting as a who are you talking about Paul Newman
[00:02:48] you wish motherfucker yeah Paul Newman said he liked this movie so i
[00:02:55] although can i tell you something real piece of ass
[00:02:57] can i tell you something i think Paul Newman's kind of wack
[00:03:02] no come on you're capping Nick you're capping that's cap you're dead
[00:03:09] if you start doing black lingo from two years ago no i've stopped like i've
[00:03:14] stopped i've stopped stealing from black straight teenagers now it's still from
[00:03:20] black trans uh homeless you the straight ones are getting it yeah yeah
[00:03:24] you're just going you're just going uh uh further up the source
[00:03:28] mmm no nichas giving me a documentary giving met gala right now called
[00:03:32] parrot serving cunt parris is parris is lying
[00:03:36] and it's it's a documentary about adam adam and the ball culture that he's
[00:03:41] invented oh okay now let's come up with the ball culture
[00:03:46] uh the met gala is going on it was mentioned yeah it was last night
[00:03:51] are you in a car right now am i in a car no i'm making oatmeal
[00:03:56] um can i just that wasn't a seat though i just i
[00:03:59] realized i haven't made it i haven't had breakfast
[00:04:02] and you know i how seriously i take the podcast bro you could have breakfast
[00:04:06] and do the podcast now you're at home it's incredible
[00:04:10] um yeah by the way sorry everyone i have coronavirus
[00:04:14] and um nich deleted zoom off his computer and doesn't remember how to get it back
[00:04:19] so it's impossible it's literally impossible we just decided this is
[00:04:24] actually the best way to handle uh this situation yeah i think it's going
[00:04:28] great we're doing we're doing talk radio dude we're
[00:04:30] we're the new don imis mmm you can you can call in to zoom too i had a
[00:04:35] couple of those the extended family at somebody's birthday the zoom really
[00:04:39] kind of ruined my ability to be busy oh yeah
[00:04:42] i'm like on on birthdays and stuff but then i found
[00:04:46] right i found you can you can call in but zoom you got to pay for though
[00:04:50] oh dude listen i'm i love this because you know what i couldn't be doing while
[00:04:54] we were doing the podcast what making oatmeal on zoom
[00:04:58] yeah sure what are you wearing right what are you wearing right now stop
[00:05:05] wow like an athlete that's all i'm wearing
[00:05:10] i'm topless i'm free-balling damn so you got the cough you got because
[00:05:16] last time you had corona you were fine yeah i got the cough a little bit
[00:05:20] yeah i don't know what the fuck happened last time i guess
[00:05:23] i guess the fucking boosty uh shielded me but this time
[00:05:27] i had strepthru and corona at the same fucking time so i don't know what
[00:05:31] what was fucking what up yeah but i feel honestly i felt better
[00:05:36] yesterday than i did today i thought i was gonna be like i thought i was
[00:05:39] gonna wake up today fucking feeling like a million bucks but
[00:05:42] yeah i kind of feel a little dicky today oh remember how you were asking who
[00:05:46] dave right is dave right captain of the meds remember i said dave right that guy
[00:05:52] he's used to he's the right he's the right all the time he's right into the show
[00:05:56] the greek guy the greek real estate libertarian
[00:05:59] oh yeah yeah anyways i yeah he said he sent he sent a book for you
[00:06:06] oh really that he asked me to give you what's it about i just says greece on it
[00:06:11] okay i'm interested he also sent something for adam a long time ago
[00:06:15] what was it anthrax hold on i'll go get it it's right here
[00:06:21] now because he knows i love greece and he knows he wanted to connect with you
[00:06:25] over real estate i wish i understood real estate too
[00:06:30] that's true we got it dude if i understood real estate i wouldn't be on this i
[00:06:35] wouldn't be one of the most cyberbullied gay
[00:06:37] jews on the internet i wouldn't be here bro do you think how many do how many
[00:06:43] jewish people do they get more cyberbullying
[00:06:45] that dave is eve fartlow whatever the fuck her name is
[00:06:49] she's definitely more cyberbullying jew but she's also a dumber bitch than you
[00:06:54] no i i i don't i think there's like 12 people who care about her
[00:06:58] i just realized i i gave it to good will
[00:07:01] what my present yeah it was a while ago what was the present it was some
[00:07:06] history of jewish people he just gets people books on themselves
[00:07:09] oh that's honestly i kind of like that yeah well adam definitely loves
[00:07:14] adam definitely loves anything dude i didn't i didn't tell him related i didn't
[00:07:17] tell you guys this but like um the perfect gift for adam for his birthday
[00:07:21] which you you've got folks missed it was last month
[00:07:24] but if you could send him a mirror he would love that he would love a mirror
[00:07:29] mirror mirror on the wall he's not gay at all yeah yeah i i i'm i'm busy right now i
[00:07:44] magic a ball mirror this is kind of nice i got a map of
[00:07:49] grease here which i've only ever seen in takeout restaurants
[00:07:54] that's really all it's the only place i've ever seen a map
[00:07:57] of greases when i'm waiting for lamb that's all you that's all you need to
[00:08:00] fucking see yeah so we got thecili here we got central
[00:08:04] gree that's funny i love this it's a disgrace
[00:08:07] macedonia uh a puris aperis is that how
[00:08:15] pelipaneso yep pelipaneso you uh you bow yeah
[00:08:27] hold on i'm having a hard time visualizing letters in my head
[00:08:30] eu be oh ea this oh ea i don't know it's this island just above
[00:08:37] Athens okay oh i know it i know all right so you bow
[00:08:41] yeah lesbos per perky nice nice too that's where my grandmother's from
[00:08:50] roads so these are all the sections and then you have one that's just called
[00:08:54] central grease i guess i just gave up on
[00:08:57] they just gave up on the names for the main part
[00:09:00] well some of that shit they don't even need real that like it's funny that
[00:09:03] roads get to nail it's just like a fucking
[00:09:05] island where it's a bunch of basically half turks yeah they gotta not
[00:09:09] turks were out there sucking and fucking the
[00:09:11] fish pirates they had a colossus at one point that's all i know about roads
[00:09:15] yeah is they built a fucking colossus is one of the wonders of the world
[00:09:20] uh i was i was reading about that shit or actually i think i was watching
[00:09:23] video and uh apparently some of them didn't even
[00:09:26] fucking happen dude oh yeah a lot of hanging the hanging
[00:09:29] gardens was the hanging gardens was probably like nine or
[00:09:32] ten different things in the library of alexandria it's like what is that like
[00:09:36] how many books were there even that seven
[00:09:40] it's like dansi dansi's welcome to my book collection
[00:09:44] rivals the library of alexandria the great had a little shelf
[00:09:48] in it when one of his gay sex auditoriums that was filled with nine books and
[00:09:53] they called that the library of alexandria yeah he saw that uh that fucking uh
[00:10:02] he was like i gotta do something i gotta i gotta up my book game so i can get
[00:10:06] pussy from from boys hmm this one's cool you got it
[00:10:10] all dude there's an island called sky rose
[00:10:14] that should be your uh that should be something you turn into
[00:10:18] it's i believe it's it's pronounced skido if i'm not mistaken
[00:10:22] well okay yeah i'm just reading not like spiro the dragon unfortunately
[00:10:26] oh damn sorry man i know that's where your brain was
[00:10:29] the lenisos ski skiathos that's probably that's probably for skiing
[00:10:35] yeah exactly scope below scope below so it's for dipping
[00:10:39] that's for dipping absolutely uh in fact the skull corporation is buying
[00:10:45] it and renamed it scold by loss that's awesome that's badass bro i was
[00:10:49] watching one of those those ghost hunter show ghost adventures
[00:10:53] and the host he goes into this place that's like a haunted you know they're all
[00:10:56] haunted houses and he's like this place this is
[00:11:00] the 100% direct quote of what happened to show he goes
[00:11:03] this place has serious haunted house vibes like haunted mansion
[00:11:09] and he goes and then and then he goes he goes
[00:11:11] you know how they have the haunted house at disney world this is like that
[00:11:15] but it's the haunted house for real and then
[00:11:19] and then there's like a sound guy a guy with all the equipment they cut to him
[00:11:22] and he goes that's awesome that is awesome i gotta give that
[00:11:30] that's awesome that's awesome sick you know the haunted house at
[00:11:36] disneyland this is like the haunted house but for real
[00:11:39] that's real that's awesome that's awesome and that was the exchange they had
[00:11:45] santherini dorini dorini dor decanecis dor decanecis that's the
[00:11:52] the 12 though the that means 12 nisi is island it's like the 12 islands
[00:11:57] and then they kick lathes or the cyclades which is the one everyone knows
[00:12:01] about yeah that's uh that's over on the left here i like having this
[00:12:04] conversation while i can look at the map and be like yeah for sure
[00:12:07] yeah tinos that's adam adam's adam penis island no
[00:12:14] no that's not true my dick is the colossus of of cape
[00:12:19] no yes it is it's the tines the chug grandmother is the
[00:12:23] tube hog of cape town yeah and i'm the only person in your family with an
[00:12:27] epithet uh linked to that fucking town yeah and guess what she ain't dead yet
[00:12:31] bitch and she sunk into she's 91 and she beat the coronavirus
[00:12:36] look at her dude look at her fucking in sucking all over
[00:12:44] um dude i watched a a netflix movie that had
[00:12:49] where uh rest in peace chadwick bozeman whatever was that his name yeah
[00:12:55] yeah he played a south african who came to la to get revenge
[00:13:01] because somebody uh killed his his sister who my dad he was doing the
[00:13:06] accent yeah chadwick bozeman was playing your dad
[00:13:13] no no no he's from south african he's a black south african guy
[00:13:17] and he comes to la with three hundred dollars in his pocket
[00:13:21] and it's time for him to fuck up some he fucks up some uh
[00:13:25] um persians and uh he fucks up some gay like uh
[00:13:30] hollywood producers it's kind of sick actually so it's a pretty good way i
[00:13:33] it could have used a little more violence but it was in the style of like
[00:13:37] the revenge you know that's that's your that's your wheelhouse dude
[00:13:40] one of my favorite genres you love revenge action revenge where a guy has
[00:13:45] inexplicable like almost superpowers but not quite yeah 12 12 12 years of the
[00:13:50] south african isn't well years of south african
[00:13:54] yeah so i guess this is just this is just a book of photography so it's just
[00:13:57] pictures of grease oh i like that that's nice yeah it's like a coffee table book
[00:14:01] it's real nice actually it's crazy looking at this it's just how ugly the
[00:14:04] united states is no it's a beautiful country
[00:14:09] the places a lot of my fuckers live yeah but yeah you know
[00:14:13] you totally got those orange ass rocks that's true you got the beauts of utah
[00:14:18] you got fucking you know montana has some big ass fucking
[00:14:22] you know big sky shit yeah but now that's all just that's that is
[00:14:26] literally just all owned by trillionaires that's you
[00:14:29] you can't go to montana it's a national park and then like the guy that invented
[00:14:36] is that is that microsoft excel that's excel for fat guys
[00:14:41] yeah that's 16 yeah it's us it's yeah it's windows for fat guys
[00:14:55] bro by the way those were i went to the big and tall store
[00:14:58] they really got you by the fucking balls because they know there's no other
[00:15:01] store on earth you can shop at yeah everything's like 90 fucking dollars
[00:15:05] it's expensive and it's also i mean like i guess there's some argument that
[00:15:09] it takes way more fabric but it's also the thing that always was funny to me
[00:15:13] about casual mail excel is like the clothes it's all
[00:15:15] sucks it's all like you can just dress like a guy
[00:15:18] going to like a salesman conference yeah there's only like three cool shirts
[00:15:23] in the whole place and they're and they're only in size five x i will say
[00:15:28] it is real nice to go into a store and be like oh you don't have my size i guess
[00:15:32] i'm just a little too tiny for this place yeah yeah
[00:15:35] like i walked in there just looking for like uh i don't know where was it
[00:15:40] for my brother's wedding i wanted to get like um literally just like a fucking
[00:15:45] what was the game like like honestly i was getting big boy under shirts
[00:15:50] yeah um and then i got swept up i bought a track suit i saw a fucking
[00:15:54] oh they did polo i didn't realize they had tracks it's there
[00:15:57] they had attractions but most of them were were pieces of shit you're
[00:16:00] exactly i thought it's all it's yeah it's all like golf clothes
[00:16:04] they had a track suit what one was good it was a polo sport
[00:16:08] uh a really nice number i can't wait to debut
[00:16:11] um but most of it they have designer big and tall
[00:16:16] they have designer big and that's nice it cost me it cost like fuck i walked out
[00:16:20] i still don't like to have $700 without even realizing it um but you know
[00:16:25] you need to find his fabrics to envelop your nuts yeah the problem is you know
[00:16:29] me man i sure i might be built for the big and tall upstairs but
[00:16:33] downstairs the lower half i have an athlete's physique we all know i have
[00:16:38] powerful haunches uh and so that is an issue where the
[00:16:42] clothes are too baggy the pants are a little too baggy
[00:16:46] but hey what can i say that you should just get everything custom tailored
[00:16:49] i really should i need a fucking yeah yeah just an Italian guy who grabs
[00:16:54] your balls completely on that's just molestia yeah that was
[00:16:59] that was like a whole wasn't that an episode of friends that's like a
[00:17:03] that was that was a comedy trope for a while there was the
[00:17:07] devilie was the tailor who molestia but friends there was
[00:17:11] yeah jerry or something joey had a gay Italian tailor
[00:17:15] yeah chanler he's like this guy i went to him he's a
[00:17:19] fag this guy is a fucking fag and he thinks i'm a fucking fag too
[00:17:26] it's disgusting to me i'm disgusted joey
[00:17:32] he's a queen these whops are fucking homos over here
[00:17:37] um i think that clearly tells us that chanler has been molested a lot
[00:17:42] because joey so he's never been molested yeah didn't even consider that
[00:17:47] foul play yeah chanler who was molested and look
[00:17:51] that makes a lot of sense i'm not gonna i'm not gonna listen i'm just gonna
[00:17:56] state the facts you should feel free to draw your own conclusions
[00:18:00] chanler's mother or i'm sorry father what what happened
[00:18:04] ended up being trans if you'll recall oh yeah that's right and remember when
[00:18:09] tom selick is dating uh monica monica and fucking chanler's like i want to be
[00:18:14] him i want him to hold me and touch my body and make me into
[00:18:17] and treat me like a like a ronin's boy sorry
[00:18:22] i want to be the i want to be the boy to tom selick's man
[00:18:26] and he can usher me into adulthood as a 37 year old man
[00:18:31] that goes a mustache like him oh man that's so that makes so much sense
[00:18:36] though because because he was molested that's where he developed his sense of
[00:18:39] sarcasm yeah as a coping mechanism i love getting my
[00:18:45] he just gets his ass fucked and he's like said no one ever
[00:18:51] yeah no that felt good yeah no one ever
[00:18:56] yeah it's just like it's like the day going into his ass and then chanler
[00:19:00] like to the audience to the fourth wall being like wow it's just like going to
[00:19:10] yeah chanler that's what you meant by candy
[00:19:19] taking a moist towel that from roy roger's
[00:19:21] moves lips yeah i thought i thought yeah i thought you meant
[00:19:31] stop have you ever been to that what is this rusino monastery
[00:19:37] looks nice have you ever been a couple monasteries i don't know that one
[00:19:41] i'm not sure what's the cold rusino it's like in the it's like on the side of
[00:19:45] a i guess also a but but this is just some like big
[00:19:49] mountainous kind of looks it looks kind of arid region
[00:19:53] oh i yevar vada i'm looking at it right now this is nice dude
[00:19:57] you say something i can google it i met my fucking yeah oh the metheia you know
[00:20:01] i have not been to that when i want to go actually michael this summer
[00:20:04] dude this looks amazing it's really fucking sick yeah
[00:20:07] yeah what are you going august i haven't decided dude i i keep trying to
[00:20:12] fucking take the whole summer off and then like because of covid all these
[00:20:15] fucking dates keep getting pushed back yeah and so i might i might go
[00:20:19] september i don't know i have to figure out i have to figure out my my fault
[00:20:22] taurian i'm on i'm on the road mad heavy june in july but
[00:20:26] i want i i should travel this summer dude greece greece doesn't have a
[00:20:29] vaccine requirement anymore hell no they don't do they need that
[00:20:33] fucking tourism money yeah one come all mmm
[00:20:37] dude i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna end up just going to west Virginia for a week
[00:20:41] i need to travel yeah i'm gonna go to i'm gonna go to
[00:20:46] santerini and start wearing a lot of silver and turquoise jewelry
[00:20:50] like a south western style homosexual yeah
[00:20:54] you would fit right in dude did i know that saldana's a little you don't go
[00:20:57] you know what's the gay one mikonos is gay mikonos is gay but it's also
[00:21:02] now it's also for like rich assholes too mikonos sucks dude it's way overrated
[00:21:06] i mean it's fine it's it's nice but it's like
[00:21:08] you know it's the island that like gay guys but also like
[00:21:12] like the gay guys that like who's that democratic donor that was murdering
[00:21:16] like black like teenagers and baracko bam baracko bam
[00:21:20] yeah it's for those guys and then it's also like
[00:21:29] like sheaks go there and spend like you know or like
[00:21:32] the shitty son of a chic will go there and spend like
[00:21:36] i'm getting called from hanalu huai dude stop you could take a shimmy that's
[00:21:40] right now and do the pot that's me calling on the other line from
[00:21:43] from uh Maui maulin my new character that i'm working on
[00:21:49] now he fucking maulin maulin yeah you haven't seen
[00:21:54] oh maybe you did i can't remember if you saw i've been
[00:21:57] i've been i've been i got sunglasses i warranted my regular glasses and i got
[00:22:00] prescription sunglasses i did see the sunglasses that i've been wearing a
[00:22:04] knight dude and that that might that's all you you're wearing them at night as
[00:22:07] adam might say it's a whole last vibe no it is
[00:22:12] he's at night at night is wild bro but i think it
[00:22:15] no i've been wearing them to stand they show up with the stand i got sunglasses
[00:22:18] on and then i just hold court with new comedians
[00:22:22] and that's that's my life now i'm like you have to understand this thing that
[00:22:26] we do this thing of ours this thing that we do is
[00:22:29] that these people and i point to like you know
[00:22:33] some guy that's a surgeon i'm like they'll never understand
[00:22:37] these civilians these well never these people will never understand
[00:22:42] the mentality that goes in because we're just we're we're in this
[00:22:50] anyways you got we got a whole truth to fucking society
[00:22:54] hold on i'm gonna get into a fight with the kitchen staff when they tell me
[00:22:56] i'm not allowed to go back there to get coffee anymore
[00:23:01] like don't you understand that we're the most important people in here
[00:23:05] without me you don't have a fucking job yeah
[00:23:08] yeah i've knocked 800 dollars worth of food off trays
[00:23:12] like collectively over the last month because i i'm too shy to say corner
[00:23:21] because i'm too shy and embarrassed to go out of my comfort zone and say corner
[00:23:25] while walking into the kitchen but that's because i'm a brave soldier
[00:23:30] it that goes on stage and i have to save my energy for the stage
[00:23:35] because i go on stage and then people laugh because they feel bad for me in my
[00:23:38] mind i'm making them laugh but really nobody nobody wants to deal with the
[00:23:44] second hand embarrassment of watching somebody try to entertain people
[00:23:48] so the entire thing works the same way as hypnotism
[00:23:51] you really just have to do the bare minimum
[00:23:55] yeah we'll laugh at you yeah now we've moved on there's just a lot of pictures
[00:24:01] of uh just old people some of these mustaches on these
[00:24:05] motherfuckers dude they're cool i know you've got to get one of those
[00:24:09] fishermen's caps look at this this guy's mustache starts
[00:24:12] on the side of his nose yeah it's how does it go so high
[00:24:16] it goes all the way up around his nose to the side part of that mustache has to
[00:24:20] be nose hairs yeah just incredibly long nose hairs
[00:24:24] that's the thing though although those guys are
[00:24:26] her suit everywhere bro that guy's taint is a fucking nightmare
[00:24:31] i can promise she fired there are hot here's just a quote just not a tribute to
[00:24:37] anyone you got to go and get a wife there stop
[00:24:39] there are still there are still greeks whose physical features are hauntingly
[00:24:43] like those in the museums yep me yeah not my dick though
[00:24:49] everything else i like her nose she's not the wrong
[00:24:53] man knows so like my dick does look like those guys i don't
[00:24:56] fucking care yeah it would if you had like a little bit of like some leaves or
[00:25:01] you know fruit or something going on you know though my dick looks like that
[00:25:05] and i'm fat as shit if i was even a little less fat i would have a better
[00:25:08] dick those guys are in prime physical condition
[00:25:10] yeah and that's how big their dicks are if i wasn't there is as i was in their
[00:25:15] shape my dick would look at least you know one inch bigger
[00:25:18] soft yeah probably minimum nothing is like
[00:25:22] lacking in greece it lies before us it complete firmly delineated world is
[00:25:26] self-contained microcosm which includes every basic element of the earth
[00:25:31] and all within our range of vision still fucking true yeah
[00:25:36] those are some powerful words some powerful words that no one said
[00:25:42] just a guy made up all of greece is a kaleidoscope and listen variety never
[00:25:48] the same from one moment to the next astonishing the eye at every turn no
[00:25:52] matter where you look you're struck by beauty in spring this is kind of a
[00:25:59] the more i read it it's like the ethnic purity of the greek people dates back
[00:26:03] millennia so funny because it's like the whole the whole all greece it was was
[00:26:08] like a straight-up mix like melting pot people were fucking and sucking on those
[00:26:13] boats dude they were coming in you were getting strange pussy you never
[00:26:16] fucking even saw everyone's like a tan kind of like me
[00:26:19] jaz motherfucker yeah you go further in south
[00:26:23] you got these like some of the most racist greece i've ever met
[00:26:26] are like southern island greece which is like they have they look fucking
[00:26:31] Dominican they have like curly hair yeah you know they have like the darkest
[00:26:35] nipples you've ever seen in your fucking life
[00:26:37] and they're like it's like bro what do you think was going on what do you think
[00:26:39] was going on with the morish yeah you know i mean
[00:26:43] yeah you guys were straight up out of the fucking uh
[00:26:46] Dennis hopper needs to have a little conversation with you from true romance
[00:26:50] and then you go up north and it's like you know you just have fucking weird
[00:26:54] slobs and you have like fucking blonde hair blue-eyed motherfuckers
[00:26:58] it's truly us a country that got it's pussy fucked by every by barbarians by
[00:27:03] fucking perks by fucking Egyptians we were getting our fucking pussies
[00:27:08] turned out there is no purity and that's what makes greece so beautiful that's
[00:27:12] what makes the pussy so good if you ask me as a fucking pussy scientist as an
[00:27:17] amateur pussyologist yeah but while the reality is i mean there's no such
[00:27:21] thing as ethnic purity across the board anyway so i don't know i think in some
[00:27:24] cases there is litha litha wanyan jus i think that's the purest
[00:27:33] Jews love to be fucking embroidered shit none of them can have fuck if they even
[00:27:37] smell cream cheese they start shitting them this looks kind of fucked up i love
[00:27:40] it's a close line with a bunch of dead octopuses on it
[00:27:44] hell yeah that's the best you got to hang them yeah but this
[00:27:47] it looks creepy no no if you're a bitch it does to me i see that i just my
[00:27:53] tummy starts rumbling i love that shit they look like spied grill doctor they
[00:27:57] look like pussy spiders four-year-old me would see that and
[00:28:01] his little fat ass would get hard waiting for that octopus dude yeah it's really
[00:28:05] sad it takes forever to kill them yeah it's like
[00:28:10] bash them against a rock they are delicious yeah
[00:28:13] is calamari as smart as octopus squid that's an interesting question
[00:28:18] i don't think they are because that's awesome because they're delicious
[00:28:26] is a gay porn star yeah okay our calamari is smart wow
[00:28:31] greases greases an island of incredible beauty i think he is greek i think he's
[00:28:37] like half greek i think they're just italian oh nich cage yeah the copa is
[00:28:42] there yeah he's a copa i thought no there's something there's something
[00:28:45] about him yeah now they're pure italian i know i just i know i just said there's
[00:28:50] no such thing as ethnic purity okay never mind his father was italian his
[00:28:55] mother was german and polish maybe i'm thinking of captain korelli's mandolin
[00:28:59] which was set in greece you would be a cool uh movie is blazing
[00:29:03] in arizona yeah where they play sweet they're like
[00:29:07] ah i i think british are coming dude you know
[00:29:13] yeah nicholas gage by the way i just looked up nich gauge by accident because i was
[00:29:18] trying to look up nich cage this fucking uncle tom's original name is nichos
[00:29:22] gatsoyani no change it to nich gauge yeah fuck you
[00:29:31] i mean you guys don't have stage names we get a little taste of e and whatever
[00:29:34] we want uh-huh i love that what if you what if you when you had started
[00:29:38] comedy decided to come up with a more white name doing great
[00:29:41] show yourself what if you had me no stop steve rose yeah steve yeah
[00:29:46] steve steve steve steve dessert i thought nich mul i thought nich mulan was
[00:29:53] a stage name that's sure my real name is his real name is morne chai mandel steve
[00:29:57] holy yeah it's very it's a very cajun dandy name i'm not
[00:30:02] gonna say what is it uh pure gusto of two tones uh del aqua
[00:30:09] oh that's pretty cool yeah oh you're from the l'aquas
[00:30:13] yeah from the l'aquas the new wallie ends l'aquas
[00:30:17] oh dude this is not funny it wasn't fast actually it's so funny he's golden don
[00:30:22] yeah i mean just read reading this shit it read it sounds like i mean it sounds
[00:30:25] like fucking like hitler's journal basically this is
[00:30:29] this is wild i mean you can turn to any page in this today it's hard for us to
[00:30:32] realize exactly how radical an idea it was individual freedom no society
[00:30:37] before the greeks had ever thought that equality and freedom
[00:30:39] of the individual could lead to anything but disaster oh that's a bad thing
[00:30:43] but think it listen to this statement i literally just opened this book
[00:30:46] picked a sentence at random no society before the greeks had ever thought that
[00:30:51] equality and freedom of the individual could lead to anything but disaster
[00:30:58] people we had slaves in ancient life like what are you talking about right
[00:31:03] ten guys got the vote and we called it democracy yeah right there's no
[00:31:08] but it's like it's so nowhere so in in asia they had was
[00:31:12] was going on for thousands of years before us yeah right
[00:31:15] motherfuckers were built in pyramids and shit i mean it's not equal yeah but they
[00:31:18] were worshiping the sun it took the small and unimpressive city state of
[00:31:22] Athens 25 centuries ago to suggest that individual
[00:31:29] oh this is hilarious yeah so yeah he was
[00:31:34] his family sided with the fucking during the greek civil war his family
[00:31:37] sided with the royalists aka fascist yeah and his mom his mom made them flee
[00:31:42] because their village was being occupied by communists
[00:31:46] oh shit his mom got god his mom was executed by communist
[00:31:55] fuck him fucking engage in his fucking gay ass mom yeah
[00:32:00] i don't know i think it's sad to have your mom die
[00:32:04] shut up Adam i'm here you said but you said some some supporting the gage i was
[00:32:08] coughing i could if you heard what i said you'd feel bad
[00:32:12] well i didn't and i'm not i'm not gonna ask you
[00:32:15] oh wait he wrote books about the mafia oh he's badass maybe he's cool
[00:32:19] mm-hmm oh whoa dude he's a self this guy's a fucking piece of shit
[00:32:25] he was snitching on spiro agnew the only greek that ever achieved power
[00:32:29] oh man maryland legend he was going against our own boy
[00:32:33] now look i might not have agreed with spiro agnew on anything politically
[00:32:37] but he's a from maryland and he's be a greek man the for the highest rank in
[00:32:41] greek and federal government ever engage was the first reporter to hear any of
[00:32:46] the nixon tapes holy shit this guy maybe you know
[00:32:49] this is an interesting guy mm-hmm oh he was
[00:32:53] oh hold on he was an executive producer for the godfather three
[00:33:01] that's fucking hysterical so nice they made it thrice
[00:33:06] oh and he also wrote he also wrote a book about uh oh nasa's and maria callis
[00:33:12] this is an interesting guy dude stuff the photographs are by berry
[00:33:16] brook off so i guess he's the adam of the book what do you mean berry suck off
[00:33:21] it's a photo book he's the hero of the book uh berry brook off as a photographer
[00:33:25] and graphic designer as well as an in-veterate world traveler his books
[00:33:30] include machu pichu with isabella linde the enigma of stone hinge with jon
[00:33:39] perkoff lives and maintains his studio in saussellito california oh it's nice
[00:33:44] there it's really nice but saussella mr.
[00:33:47] mr. chucitz bro yeah north grafton north grafton should we go pay him a little
[00:33:52] visit no he's got an intense look does he i'll
[00:33:57] get picture of him here uh i'll find it yeah i guess he was an
[00:34:01] investigator reporter and former correspondent for the new york times
[00:34:04] after wall street journal okay all right you know what nik i'm sorry for saying
[00:34:08] fuck your mom no one should no one's mom should be executed
[00:34:12] yeah i agree actually there's literally only one page with hot women in here
[00:34:17] that's fucked and then the rest of them is just old people
[00:34:20] i guess there's a one-page of kids but then the other rest of them is just the
[00:34:22] oldest man you've ever seen and these guys look
[00:34:26] it's weird because you know i mean it is a guy they kind of that intersection at
[00:34:29] east and west it's like one of these guys you could tell me this is
[00:34:32] fucking like p-possil to its friend this could just be some
[00:34:36] like cockney chimney sweep guy yeah and then and then his pal next to him
[00:34:40] is like you know one of the muslim guys it has no idea the afghan mowers
[00:34:48] it's just like one of you know some fucking yeah he's in like
[00:34:51] uh fucking 20 miles outside of cobblings never
[00:34:55] right exactly that guy that guy that lives in that irani a guy that lives in a
[00:34:59] hole and smokes dog shit out of him out of like a sink trap
[00:35:05] is that guy has no idea who or something lotan is right no never heard of it
[00:35:10] no not sure if it's america or the russians that are occupying yeah right
[00:35:14] doesn't know what america or russia are he's playing he looks like he's playing
[00:35:18] an instrument but that's just a paper straw
[00:35:25] did they got it those guys got it right yeah they're out there in the desert
[00:35:29] getting pussy from sheep yeah i wish i wish i had the the executive
[00:35:38] functioning the schedule of vacation somewhere and go somewhere
[00:35:41] rather than you know sit at home all day making fun of jake flores
[00:35:49] it is fucking annoying though dude i was trying to plan even like it did also
[00:35:52] flights again expensive because of fucking i don't know why it may be gas
[00:35:57] i don't fucking know yeah but flights again expensive as
[00:36:00] shit again dude it's costing me so much money i was just
[00:36:04] i haven't bought the ticket yet but i was looking at flights to the west coast
[00:36:07] after dc yeah let's get in fucking expensive i think
[00:36:10] the i have no idea but um no please speculate wildly who cares
[00:36:14] yeah i think it's like the the arrow certainly some of them like jet blue
[00:36:19] has a staffing crisis like they're short and they cancel a bunch of flights
[00:36:24] so i think if they drive up the the price of flights you can lower the demand
[00:36:35] ooh you know the cock suckers yeah so i mean i also was thinking maybe from a
[00:36:40] business perspective start flying again
[00:36:44] yeah i mean then i think i've written the mass mandate but like
[00:36:48] that the getting rid of the mass mandate i guess you got a lot more like people
[00:36:51] calling out sick because they want you know they want the mass
[00:36:56] right uh yeah they're fucked either way yeah where it was like that's got now it's
[00:37:01] the opposite where it's like yeah you know mask motherfuckers right
[00:37:04] exactly which by the way i kind of got used to wearing a
[00:37:08] fucking plane you're fucking i don't know man
[00:37:11] i'm such a fucking dirty i kind of like the mask
[00:37:15] i just don't like uh they end up like like they fucking like either dig into
[00:37:19] the back of my ears or i hate that shit you know i had a little
[00:37:23] fucking thing i have a little thing that you put the
[00:37:25] the mask on and it goes the back of your head doesn't hurt your ears at all
[00:37:29] yeah but you know you got some fucking dirty ass
[00:37:32] i don't know look like you're just hiding there
[00:37:34] you're talking to somebody that's like was already getting into fights over the
[00:37:41] the seat belt is fucking on absolute retard right exactly it's not even like
[00:37:47] the seat belt is like like seat belts in car the reason where a seat belt in a
[00:37:51] car is because if you get into an accident like
[00:37:54] you know like the justification for a seat belt is that like
[00:37:58] you know you want to maintain control of the vehicle so if you get the car gets
[00:38:01] like fucking you know spun or something and you're still in the
[00:38:04] fucking drive receipt maybe you can maintain control of the vehicle
[00:38:07] if you don't have the seat belt on you get fucking hit you're in the passenger
[00:38:14] you know what i mean we'll also get injected isn't that part of it getting
[00:38:17] ejected right because then your body's a projectile and your body could like
[00:38:20] you know your penis could go into the chamber bings ass yeah right
[00:38:23] that's that's a huge risk yeah this is cool yeah
[00:38:27] psych and he's like wow like a good neighbor state
[00:38:35] wow i guess this is what being there meant when state form
[00:38:42] it's funny how much like Tucker Carlson is just Chandler bang
[00:38:45] yeah he's literally just Chandler he is
[00:39:00] Sean Hannity is next i'm going home to watch baywatch
[00:39:05] god damn it is fun it's so fucking annoying how like
[00:39:09] he really weirdly like he was doing fucking dancing with the stars and now
[00:39:13] my man is just back just saying gay people wrong he was the nerd who got
[00:39:18] bullied by john Stewart on crossfire mhm now that's such a symbol for how
[00:39:23] fucked we like everyone was just taking victory laps oh by everyone thought
[00:39:27] once obama was presently we're good and then it's like not dog
[00:39:30] now it's because it's it's like the it's you know there needs to be this like
[00:39:35] intersection between like you know commentary and then also entertainment
[00:39:40] because nobody's gonna fucking watch the news either way i mean Tucker
[00:39:43] Carlson's the highest rated cable show there is
[00:39:46] and then you have a guy's a Glenn Greenwald being like see
[00:39:49] that's because it's what people want well during like the trump years everyone
[00:39:53] was watching fucking CNN yeah they're watching madot yeah because they
[00:39:56] just want a fucking spectacle because like you know it's the people just need
[00:39:59] to be entertained uh so it's not like this i don't think his
[00:40:04] ideas even really resonate with anybody it's i mean i'll tell you this i
[00:40:08] watch Tucker Carlson all the time because fucking funny yeah he's a good
[00:40:12] fucking hilarious it's really fucking funny to watch
[00:40:17] after when the subway shooting happened he kept saying hoodie mhm he was like a
[00:40:21] man with a hoodie went into a subway car he was trying to he was trying to
[00:40:27] yeah he's trying to throw back to Trayvon yeah uh he's fucking stuck my dick
[00:40:33] yeah oh i'm looking at pictures of the monastery we haven't
[00:40:36] we haven't said anything for the hose right now
[00:40:40] oh yeah fuck the supreme court yeah we're thinking about you the hose
[00:40:44] mhm it's true they just repealed hoe v weighed
[00:40:48] yeah man it's so fucking like uh i mean who cares who who cares about our
[00:40:56] fucking opinion but it's like god damn no people want our opinion
[00:41:00] this country is so fucking gay yeah oh but like that's what i was thinking about
[00:41:03] that's why i was messing about it's like man it really everyone thought like
[00:41:07] okay we're done a black eye and it's like that motherfucker that motherfucker
[00:41:10] could have fucking just made abortion legal but it's
[00:41:13] you know now we got now that dumb bitch RBG had the fucking die
[00:41:18] and that dumb bitch Hillary had to lose the fucking
[00:41:21] trump and now here we are and every and now nobody can get a fucking
[00:41:25] yeah nobody get bored stuff i agree it's the hose of all the
[00:41:29] abortions which by the way women out there if uh if you need to
[00:41:33] have your backbone out and get your baby fuck the death i'm willing right
[00:41:37] i'm willing to do that i'm willing to fucking so hard i will breathe
[00:41:40] you're scariest yeah i will i will fucking and i don't want to
[00:41:45] but i'll do it because i care about women so much
[00:41:48] that's awesome and and women if you want to just have sex with me
[00:41:54] um if that'll just make me feel better uh i probably won't be able to do what
[00:41:59] Nick's talking about i'm more of a finesse lover
[00:42:01] look that's here's the thing it's like i can't do it either but i got
[00:42:05] fists and i got determination and i'm a goddamn man
[00:42:09] and nobody's gonna tell me and you got tools too yeah nobody's gonna tell me
[00:42:13] like this is why we have two genders at least at least i mean say i only
[00:42:19] say we got the i'm not gonna call them the main two because that's unfair but
[00:42:23] the the the sort of the yin and yang rather than the dots
[00:42:27] you know nobody knows what the dots are called
[00:42:29] uh is there dots in the yin yin yang there i don't even know that
[00:42:33] oh yeah i was about to pull up yin yang on my foot but then the last
[00:42:37] point i watched kpop what was it it's a you watch the yin yang twin sex tape
[00:42:43] it's uh so it's one of these uh you ever see a net video girls uh
[00:42:48] where they pretend it's like porn stars but they pretend they're like what
[00:42:52] should i get a yin yang tattoo on my shoulder of course you should
[00:42:58] that will be cool yeah okay let me look at the
[00:43:02] anyway i like i like what a porn star is like i thought i was just gonna take
[00:43:06] pictures for a calendar and they're like no you actually have to suck my dick
[00:43:10] wow shit okay i guess that's shocking i'm shocked
[00:43:16] oh you mean the main two dots i see yeah yeah the white dot and the black dot
[00:43:21] yeah i'm gonna get i'm gonna get a yin yang and then
[00:43:24] like on opposite sides on the top and the bottom it says love and on the bottom
[00:43:28] it says hate and then off on the like north by northeast it says
[00:43:34] uh uh uh peace and then on the other like you know
[00:43:38] south by south whatever the other diagonal it says war
[00:43:42] and then on the other corner it says pussy and the other one says penis
[00:43:51] that's a fucking awesome idea yeah i fucking love that idea right big you
[00:43:57] know big tattoo coming up with bad tattoo ideas that'll always be good
[00:44:02] that's awesome stuff that's you see him penis yeah
[00:44:06] ordering chaos constitute the stage known yang order masculinity day
[00:44:12] the unknown authoritarianism fascism unknown yin chaos femininity night
[00:44:17] the unknown decadence nihilism this is jordan's
[00:44:21] hold on this is from a website jordan peterson explains the
[00:44:29] the unknown yeah on one side there's yeah literally the thing i said is a
[00:44:33] fucking joke that's so funny and just by chance
[00:44:38] that guy thinks he is yeah because he was what he's like a he's a professor
[00:44:43] like so seale is yeah yeah he's like he's a perfect
[00:44:46] don't be school for yeah i am the professor of applied
[00:44:51] computer operator skills at the community college of toronto
[00:44:56] and i'm uh yeah i'm okay today's lesson the yin yang symbol
[00:45:06] there we go this is just an excerpt from him the final thing that's interesting
[00:45:10] about this symbol is a brilliant idea because
[00:45:13] dao also means the way and the way that someone it also means that's just what
[00:45:18] dao means it's what it means that dao also means the way and the way
[00:45:22] is the line between the two that indicates
[00:45:27] that the optimal position for a human being isn't in chaos or in order
[00:45:31] because of its two orderly then it's totalitarian and if it's too chaotic
[00:45:35] then it's discussed in fear and emotional pain and depression
[00:45:40] so where is the proper place the daoist answer is right on the line where you
[00:45:44] have one foot in order so that you're fairly stable and you have another
[00:45:48] foot in chaos so that new so what is i guess he's making he's making an
[00:45:55] answer for some like or like the argument he's making here is that you
[00:45:59] need to find some kind of like balance well way out of like dialectical
[00:46:03] tension so it's like okay so well then would you say that like
[00:46:07] you know applying that to like cultural issues that
[00:46:11] maybe you can privately hold the idea that there are two genders but maybe
[00:46:15] you shouldn't be an asshole to somebody that just says hey
[00:46:19] if it's not too much of a problem just refer me to me in one way
[00:46:24] this minor inconvenience so that i'm not like thinking about my father beating
[00:46:28] me with a belt after he catches me wearing my mother's clothes
[00:46:31] would that be like kind of the middle way no absolutely not
[00:46:35] it's calling these people nazi fag freaks well i'm
[00:46:39] well i'm abusing back pain medicine well my daughter tries to have me killed
[00:46:44] and serve me i'm overdosing on baloney and taking
[00:46:48] taking a bunch of tylenol pms now excuse me i have to go put on a really cute
[00:46:54] suit for my my really ripped friend who wrestles stronger than me
[00:47:01] now santa your nervous system basically tells you
[00:47:04] oh right you're talking about his rogan tuxedo yeah yeah he wore a tuxedo to go
[00:47:08] hang out with rogan yeah pill poppers penguins
[00:47:12] mr. pill popper dude look at like the fucking
[00:47:16] made her d yeah dude it's so funny to dress up for
[00:47:19] rogan that's a good bit if he was like self-aware about that
[00:47:23] that'd be a great bit it would but yeah no he thought he was just being cool
[00:47:27] he thought it was pimp to do it but her dress was like his daughter's bond
[00:47:31] didn't his daughter like he's just like married this one guy that was straight up
[00:47:34] like inping women on the internet is she hot she saw it so then i fucked her
[00:47:39] she has bikini pics you can look at that she i did fuck her but i think before
[00:47:43] after i fucked she married this guy who sex traffics women yeah yeah
[00:47:47] well i'm the guy i'm the guy whose job it is to try out the women that he sex
[00:47:51] traffics and also i fucked her yeah well that's part you're perfect for that
[00:47:55] because you're not going to ruin that you're dick is so small you're not going
[00:47:57] to ruin any of their pussies what's her name cuz they're sure
[00:48:00] something that's the thing i hate is when i get a sex worker and their pussie
[00:48:03] is ruined yeah oh dude hold on this bitch is hilarious
[00:48:09] his the lady i guess is this Canadian former massage oh yeah i'm looking at her
[00:48:14] now and i definitely fuck no i fucked her
[00:48:19] adam's never fucked anyone that's not true i fucked her after me
[00:48:24] and she was crying because the dick was so was so bullshit no her dad was crying
[00:48:29] about uh pinocchio and he's like please fuck my
[00:48:32] daughter please i need to be i need a distraction from this
[00:48:40] existential pain my daughter my daughter pinocchio for use the
[00:48:47] the the the yin yang example on my daughter who's very sexy but she's my
[00:48:54] daughter you can be out of yeah you can both want to
[00:48:58] fuck her and but then not do it and that's the
[00:49:01] dao way that's the dao way i'm always wanting to fuck your
[00:49:05] uh daughter yeah just my fucking joy piece in talking
[00:49:09] about dao dao dao dao let me ask you some dao your daughter
[00:49:13] sucked it down she fucked because that's what i got in my mind
[00:49:21] mm-hmm amen brother yeah okay i can't believe that
[00:49:26] bitch would get married mmm you did i how about it how about a yin yang symbol
[00:49:30] on one side you have jordan peterson on the other you have hunter biden
[00:49:34] that's awesome that's the real two titans two equally matched titans
[00:49:38] yeah intellectual titans yeah yeah one is inherently evil one's
[00:49:42] inherently it's funny that is pure good but a candidate can even produce a guy
[00:49:47] like this you know you grow up and it's like
[00:49:50] your only cultural inputs are like the movie slap shot
[00:50:00] fucking uh uh what else did i got for rush you just listening to rush trailer
[00:50:06] park trailer park boys and then you're like
[00:50:12] the facts are the problem yeah it looks like she was dating some guy who was
[00:50:20] mmm but his account is like his fucking twitter is deleted
[00:50:26] yeah hey this is this is some green text from
[00:50:28] forchan and there's a sexy photo of his daughter
[00:50:32] to be jordan peterson have literal doctor old degree in the science of
[00:50:35] helping people deal with problems and how to avoid damage ed judging people
[00:50:39] stable and high earning job as a professor at ut
[00:50:42] loving relationship with wife have impacted lives of thousands to help them
[00:50:46] to be productive adults despite all advantages daughter still
[00:51:01] just worry about the fictional wife or girlfriend they have being a whore
[00:51:06] they're worried about the daughter they're so they're not even having sex with
[00:51:11] uh woman casually they're already worried about
[00:51:14] their marriage and then having a daughter who's a whore
[00:51:20] well they're also worrying that being scared they're
[00:51:23] they're 30 years old get no pussy whatsoever and they're petrified their
[00:51:27] daughter will be a whore wild world world living i know my i know my
[00:51:33] daughter will be a whore and i can't wait yeah absolutely no you see that's the
[00:51:38] thing you're gonna want it to bed you're gonna be the kind of dad that like
[00:51:41] puts out condoms and like pussy but you're gonna put vibrators and
[00:51:44] butt plugs out on prom night and you're gonna turn your
[00:51:47] cool dad well you're gonna have one of those you're gonna have one of those
[00:51:51] like size queen loud jewish daughters she's gonna be it's just like a
[00:51:56] just a loud obnoxious whore that's eventually gonna just get married to
[00:51:59] like a you like a just you know just some like just
[00:52:04] jewish guy that's like just like like do his core
[00:52:08] cucked that's not you know what i mean just a guy that's on like testosterone
[00:52:17] the ball right to do yeah exactly to where to where
[00:52:22] to where the loudest swishy clothes of the jam and spend eight hundred dollars
[00:52:26] a session on like a personal trainer that's nine times the size and can't
[00:52:30] relate to them in any way shape or form this like yeah you did very good today
[00:52:38] yeah did you did you go on some fake like rope climbing machine
[00:52:43] or you just simulate basic movements that other people do throughout the day
[00:52:46] like pulling a chair out yep or you want to be ready for he wants to be
[00:52:51] ready for pulling the chair out yeah so your daughter doesn't yell at him for
[00:52:54] doing it like a homo yeah right that's why i have to pull the chair out for
[00:52:58] that's who she's gonna marry after she fucks literally 500 men
[00:53:11] it is gorgeous funny dude i'm thinking about it
[00:53:13] no i love him i mean you know he's he provides he
[00:53:18] provides he's a provider you know it's on him every like four months
[00:53:23] not even she just like she retired no she just yeah she
[00:53:26] she just makes his life hell yeah she gets disgusted at him for not making
[00:53:30] a point because she'll spend 10 you know she's not going to be attractive
[00:53:32] she probably have a big right my daughter yeah she'll be discussing she
[00:53:35] probably have a ship big tips big tips yeah and she's going to be a whore
[00:53:39] for about 10 years and then realize that like you know she's like okay i guess
[00:53:43] i want a relationship or something and then and then she'll just be really into
[00:53:47] jewelry and perfumes and and black bow talks
[00:53:52] and fuck complaining and driving the Porsche around you know
[00:53:56] and uh and you know just being a bitch i guess being a fucking
[00:54:01] whore you know you've managed you've managed to insult my daughter who
[00:54:07] doesn't even exist yet and then you you and the the husband
[00:54:14] well even though you you guys there's probably somebody who have more
[00:54:17] in common with the entire world not only do you it's not there's just no
[00:54:21] relationship between the two of you i don't need to have a relationship with
[00:54:25] yeah he's a worse version of me i think i think i think i think adam does
[00:54:30] hate him because adam is like yeah exactly he's like this
[00:54:33] he could never be a man like me and you'll have like a nephew he always
[00:54:36] exactly the same you'll have a nephew or something some mixed race nephew that
[00:54:39] likes basketball and you'll just be talking to him about you'll just be
[00:54:42] saying black things yeah yeah you'll pick the child you
[00:54:46] think is cooler yeah right and force a relationship yeah
[00:54:50] and be like we just have a natural connection yeah it'll be your sister
[00:54:53] he's not cool in your math yeah to be your sister's i'll make him drink
[00:54:57] your sister's mixed right yeah mixed race nephew and you'll be like
[00:55:00] have you ever heard of jade a kiss back in the day
[00:55:05] you're back in the group called the locks jade a kiss was was the boss
[00:55:13] dude that would be sick yeah that's uh that's very cool mr freeland and he's
[00:55:17] i call me call me a dog he's like i'm okay uncle mr freeland
[00:55:26] do you remember do you remember when we were at the
[00:55:29] stage we were at the stand and dice was downstairs
[00:55:32] and he did that he did that katlyn jennared chunk
[00:55:36] and he was talking he was talking about like
[00:55:38] bruce was walking around that house just listen to black bulls slapping against
[00:55:43] the premises the premise was that he had to change his
[00:55:47] gender because he was because of all the black cock because
[00:55:51] he had the yeah his daughters were fucking too many black men
[00:55:57] which is summer which is a lot more sound than most of
[00:56:00] jordan peterson's theories about trans people no dice dice dice i'm
[00:56:05] willing to hear dice professor emeritus andrew dice clay
[00:56:09] dude that's so funny university of toronto just to imagine someone living
[00:56:14] in a house where you're just constantly listening to
[00:56:16] black balls slapping against giant asses
[00:56:23] it's enough to drive a man into fucking womanhood
[00:56:28] his penis often in a mania it's a it's a black ball slapping against
[00:56:33] fat white asses mania it is kind of like a greek tragedy you know
[00:56:37] it is kind of like a man driven to gouge his own
[00:56:41] eyes out i'm gonna cut his penis off i'm gonna throw a little wild take give me
[00:56:44] the vape i'm gonna throw a little wild take out there
[00:56:47] do you've done adam he asked you not to bring the vape now he wants
[00:56:50] stop if you were here we'd be acting right it's your fault for getting
[00:56:54] coronavirus that's true is my fault if you best do you think of bruce
[00:56:59] janner had not gone to the olympics that he would have transitioned
[00:57:03] what do you mean i think i said a high watermark in his life
[00:57:06] and he would never he was never able to get back there
[00:57:09] and he never you think tran becoming trans
[00:57:13] on a on a fucking tv show got him the kind of he wanted to feel he wanted to
[00:57:17] feel again i know i think i think i think it just
[00:57:20] it's sort of broken and he's like god he'd lost his identity after that no i
[00:57:23] think it was the black balls slapping against the
[00:57:26] giant asses well i'm not racist i'm just transphobic
[00:57:29] so my idea is that every tran every trans person it's not real
[00:57:34] all trans people uh-huh went to the olympics
[00:57:38] yeah it's true you know yeah it checks out
[00:57:41] fucking bruce janner lea thomas lea thomas um
[00:57:46] the navy's the going navy seals that's like the olympics is olympics in the
[00:57:49] military yeah michael felps is trans now
[00:57:54] which another one levern troyer uh vern troyer she was in
[00:57:58] vern troyer levern troyer well levern what's her name levern
[00:58:02] cocks yeah she played many me and then that was kind of the peak
[00:58:05] and she was like well nothing's gonna happen now now she's a beautiful black
[00:58:08] woman and i need to be a black lady what if i was what if i what if i was a
[00:58:13] guy that thought vern troyer transitioned to become
[00:58:16] levern that they got surgery to be a six foot seven
[00:58:02] cocks yeah she played many me and then that was kind of the peak
[00:58:05] and she was like well nothing's gonna happen now now she's a beautiful black
[00:58:08] woman and i need to be a black lady what if i was what if i what if i was a
[00:58:13] guy that thought vern troyer transitioned to become
[00:58:19] that they got surgery to be a six foot seven black woman
[00:58:19] That they got surgery to be a six foot seven black woman
[00:58:27] Yeah, then you're like crazy world we're living in I can't live you know live and let live I guess but
[00:58:37] That's yeah more than anything. I'm just I'm just shocked and impressed by American medical ingenuity
[00:58:44] Yeah, so shame we can't have health insurance. I'm glad we can do that though
[00:58:57] I feel bad for the women though going back to the abortion thing, but this is gonna be really good for like
[00:59:04] Like video vixen type women that are trying to trap 21 year old NBA players
[00:59:09] That is true that is true and make that's possible that you know so we don't have to do it
[00:59:16] We don't have to feel bad for all women now. That's my point
[00:59:19] Right some of them are some of them are benefit have a fight do sheary interest in a banning abortion
[00:59:25] I don't know though Adam because I feel like once the hard part for them is getting
[00:59:30] Pregnant by them because they're all from wearing condoms or whatever or they won't bust in raw
[00:59:36] I think once you're pregnant, you know, what is it was what is like?
[00:59:40] I'm sure like we'll recall specifically a great example is Paul George
[00:59:44] Remember he offered that shipper one million dollars and then he got married to her
[00:59:50] That's that's you to hold out dude stuff. We got to write the Paul George romantic comedy
[00:59:59] It's one of the most improbable stories he was I think he was dating Cali rivers at the time
[01:00:04] He was on the Pacers. You know fuck Roy Hibbert's
[01:00:07] girlfriend that year maybe maybe you guys can can riff that out on the regular episode this week
[01:00:17] Yeah, it's about the it's uh, well, we're now we're at 20 seconds or o'clock 21 seconds. Oh free 21 seconds enjoy it. All right
[01:00:25] Good night. Thanks for hanging guys. We'll be back with stop after lunch