Cum Town | Premium | 05/30/2022
[00:00:01] Would you skip this start let's do it. This is banging
[00:00:08] Bang check check check check check check check check we're at Adams House now. This is the Adam Friedlin show
[00:00:17] That's awesome. Yeah, that's the kind of the plan. I was because you know
[00:00:21] You got you got stand up. You got plenty of shit. This shit ends. You'll be fine, right me
[00:00:27] I don't really want to be fine. We all know what's in my heart
[00:00:31] We all know I want to play a little sad song for myself watch my life fall apart
[00:00:35] The podcast really did fuck your whole life plan up of just
[00:00:39] Dying going out sad. Yeah, I don't really want to go out sad, but like
[00:00:47] Have things go bad and be like I fucking knew it right I told you so to no one to an empty room
[00:00:57] And you know, yeah, that's that's that'll happen
[00:01:00] But Adam needs a plan Adam does need a plan. So we're just this will just become the Adam Friedlin show
[00:01:06] You got a little taste of that this week the I did what I mean and the people I'm talking to the what happened
[00:01:12] This is a bag. It's a listen to this shit
[00:01:15] Well, he was it was him by himself. I couldn't do it. Oh shit really. Yeah, I was fucked up
[00:01:19] What happened because I think I missed you look fine now. What's going on? I'm the whole
[00:01:25] Which of the left did you start to show you it's gone. Okay?
[00:01:30] Well, I had a I started I had a staid like the end of April just likes one on the corner my eye
[00:01:34] Uh-huh and then you know, I had one last year
[00:01:39] So I just I knew to get like hot compresses on it
[00:01:43] I went to Boston and then it seemed like it went away and then I got back from Boston and it like
[00:01:48] It's like started hurting again. I looked and it had just gotten bigger and
[00:01:52] Then it spread to like down the middle of my it was like going down my cheek
[00:01:59] So then I spent like a week with the hot compresses and then it was like I was trying to I did like telemedicine trying to get
[00:02:05] Antibiotics because it was like alright well. I've been doing hot compresses is not going away. So I need you I
[00:02:12] Couldn't get through telemedicine. I couldn't get it. I called like different like PCPs and they were like well
[00:02:18] You wouldn't you don't have insurance. It's like no
[00:02:25] You just like guaranteed to get COVID there. That's why I wanted some one now. It's all over the place
[00:02:30] It's also too. It's like I thought it'd be something I just do telemedicine. I'm like look at my fucking eye
[00:02:37] You need a pills guy. Yeah, and well, they pay they I mean I have a friend that's like a
[00:02:41] You are I have a friend that's an ER doctor and like, you know, he was like that
[00:02:45] He's like, you know if it doesn't get better you gotta send me but I can't prescribe anything
[00:02:50] I tried all the you know the resources that I could have is like, you know, we yeah pills guy
[00:02:55] But then like I just kept a hot compresses on it
[00:02:58] And then it felt like it was like getting better I guess like a drain and there was just like a lot of pus coming out of it
[00:03:03] I don't drain it well. You just keep you keep no no you keep hot compresses on eventually comes to a head
[00:03:08] Oh, really, but then it like I thought it was like in a clear because it drained and then there was one night like a week ago
[00:03:15] Was like reading or something and then like, you know, you just know something's wrong
[00:03:20] Like I was like my I kind of just felt kind of like just like a weird kind of weird stingy
[00:03:26] You know and then I went in the bathroom and I looked at it and it seemed like it was swelling up
[00:03:31] And then within ten minutes my like vision was starting to get fucked up
[00:03:36] Yeah, and then the fuck and then I woke up the next morning and it was like it it's like exploding
[00:03:43] So like the whole thing was like I got puffy around the top. It was like spreading and were you pregnant with your boyfriends?
[00:03:51] I just baby. No, that would not that's not that's not bacteria
[00:03:56] It's not no that wouldn't cause you said it was small and it was a big enough for a baby now with your boyfriend
[00:04:01] So I went to the I that's true. No with your boyfriend. I went to an ophthalmologist and they you know
[00:04:08] I'm like, yeah, this is a piece of cum is getting no they tried to do the same fucking thing again
[00:04:12] Where they're like well, just keep a hot compress on I'm like this has been going on since the end of April
[00:04:16] Yeah, you know, it's like three weeks now
[00:04:18] I don't like I need the oral antibiotics and they're like well, we can give you a topical ointment
[00:04:22] So I'm like, okay, and I get the top of going man
[00:04:24] I spent like two days of that and on your shit. Well, yeah, you have to like rub it like into where the eyelashes are
[00:04:30] Like yeah, it's just a sty and then doctor suck and then and then like the next day after that like my I was completely the bottom
[00:04:37] They got re-infected the entire it looked like Homer Simpson
[00:04:48] And then I went back like luckily I got in there in time because the ophthalmologists are closed Thursday to Monday
[00:04:54] So I went Wednesday and that's how I'm like
[00:04:56] Morning, I there's a podiatristor story is open two days a week these cocksuckers. They charge me fucking again
[00:05:02] They're like well, it's a hundred and fifty they charge me even more money to come back because I didn't get the right medicine
[00:05:06] And then this time I see the doctor and I'm like
[00:05:09] Yeah, she's like oh, yeah, they're so it got much worse
[00:05:11] It's like yeah, I need and then they gave me oral antibiotics and then within like you know
[00:05:16] But she was like yeah, this doesn't she's like if this doesn't clear up and like you know
[00:05:18] She's like if this if the swelling doesn't go down like today, then you need to go to the emergency room
[00:05:23] What the fuck do you think there is something about you that people inherently don't want to help you?
[00:05:28] Yeah, because because like I've never heard anyone have a harder time getting simple antibiotics in my life
[00:05:35] We go right back to the beginning I fucking told you
[00:05:37] I told you so it's like customer service people delivering even doctors something about you like the man who have taken an oath
[00:05:49] Yeah, the Hippogratic ovaries and nothing
[00:05:51] Just think spines are off. Well, I'll tell you this it was it was an Asian woman. So there's two things
[00:05:57] One I always I always just shouldn't have assumed I was always assume people know who I am and they have a problem with me
[00:06:03] Yes, that's true because of that because of my association with Adam number two
[00:06:08] Number two the issue of who's still holding they've got to be fair. It's more of the East. Yeah, to be fair
[00:06:15] They have different eyes and is a good point if I show in and you know like I was saying it's like if I if I
[00:06:22] Let's say I was a doctor me. Yeah. Yeah, and some black guy comes in with vidil. I go be like fuck. Yeah, dude
[00:06:36] Right, I'm like the side deluxe apartment. Yeah, like can I get treatment? I'm like for what for what?
[00:06:44] Welcome to the team. It's finally clearing up. I think this is a similar thing. You should all look Dave Matthews band
[00:06:52] She's looking at this eye and she's like yeah, no, it's too open
[00:06:57] You can see it in a game video. Yeah, it's fucking what the fuck is wrong with your eyes interesting
[00:07:02] So you think she thought you were turning Asian eye first. Yeah, and she didn't want to she'd probably only seen Asian eyes
[00:07:11] Shame because everyone there everyone there was like very nice
[00:07:14] And I'm not like a review leave a review kind of guy
[00:07:17] But the fucking like there's a machine that takes a picture of your retina
[00:07:20] Uh-huh and I go in and there was an even more Asian guy that was like the fucking assistant or nurse or
[00:07:29] There was a the machine had fucking foundation smeared all over like makeup smeared all over it
[00:07:35] I was like, yeah, that's he's like oh, yeah, I guess the last person maybe it has a makeup. It's like
[00:07:47] Imagine your temperature taken it's like shit from the baby's
[00:07:51] Last yeah, we're gonna give you a shot. It's still got this
[00:07:56] Well, it's fucking you know, so he does this like perfunctory wipe of the thing and I'm like yeah
[00:08:00] There's still and he's like where I'm like I can see it and I'm literally blind
[00:08:05] I could point it out to you and I have fucking one eye
[00:08:10] Yeah, it's it was that you was fucking gay dude. Yeah, that sounds really annoying. Yeah, it sucks man
[00:08:15] Now it's interesting because you you started wearing sunglasses before this happened. Yeah, do you think it was perfect
[00:08:20] God's way of kind of transitioning you to semi blindness. Yeah, I've also somehow got much better a piano. I guess
[00:08:27] That's not true and you've gotten much better at the
[00:08:46] Carry struck that hopefully the Adam Friedland show was just hitting a little higher. Oh my god
[00:08:52] Then I love that's great news because it's like what that now we've really figured it out
[00:08:59] No, it could just be Adam you could have half of what happened one of
[00:09:05] But I tell you what the answer the answer with the antibiotic thing
[00:09:08] Yes, and it just took another argument as to a reason why
[00:09:14] Free and accessible. Not only free and accessible, but the entire thing needs to just be like a public service
[00:09:19] Yeah, the reason you can't get antibiotics because they were about antibiotic resistance
[00:09:24] Which is like because they over prescribed antibiotics forever
[00:09:27] Because it's a product right so you have to sell as much of it as possible like any other medicine
[00:09:33] I was sucking off a moxas that bubblegum that pink amoxicillin. Mm-hmm. Yeah, my whole childhood
[00:09:38] Dude, yeah, they would over prescribe it
[00:09:39] So then all the bacteria just evolved to escape antibiotics
[00:09:43] So in situations where it wasn't really your body would have cleared the infection anyways
[00:09:47] They over prescribed antibiotics now the antibiotics don't work
[00:09:50] And so that you know if they don't develop new antibiotics in fucking 30 years
[00:09:54] You're gonna have like millions of people dying every year from like UTIs and skin
[00:10:03] But because now of the concern about antibiotic resistance they prescribe it less they sell less of the product
[00:10:08] There's less research money to go into replacing the antibiotics
[00:10:12] And it's gonna be like a macro version of what happens with this where it's gonna be you're gonna have to wait until there's a fucking crisis
[00:10:18] Yeah, and then we're gonna scramble like with the fucking the covid vaccines, you know
[00:10:22] Anything anything that they could you know all this technology. It's like well. Why don't we have mRNA before?
[00:10:28] Oh, because there's no money. There's no way to make any money. Yeah, you fucking pigs
[00:10:33] We're gonna fuck your asses big pharma. They got this monkey pox shit. Yeah, it's for gay guys
[00:10:39] I'm saying they gotta change the game. Yeah, Adam get out of the room. Yeah
[00:10:49] I saw one picture of a guy's hand with like pimples on it. Is that it?
[00:10:57] You put your whole hand in a twink's ass and they have a practice called in-el-fisting
[00:11:02] Where one man's hand is inserted into another man's hand
[00:11:06] He's rectum and it is so painful. They have to take drugs
[00:11:11] That's the best when he squeezes his hand while saying that one. Yeah, it is so painful. They have to take drugs
[00:11:17] Dude, I love I love the audience of like just
[00:11:22] Fucking etheo or it's not Ethiopian. So get this. This is a friend in parents
[00:11:26] Is listening to these elites or whatever these like fucking globalist pieces of shit. They have they do these what do you mean globalist?
[00:11:32] No, I know what he means wink wink globalist. We're recording in my house. Okay
[00:11:38] So yeah, these global they do these like they do these tabletop exercises where they get like the fucking richest nerd
[00:11:46] Fags in every country to get together and they're like, well, what if there's a
[00:11:51] outbreak they play the Dungeons and Dragons
[00:11:53] So this was like a conspiracy theory last year with covid is like oh, they did this exercise about a
[00:11:58] Respiratory virus, but it's like they do it all the time
[00:12:00] But fucking I guess last year bill gates had one where like what if monkeypox spread on May 15th 2022
[00:12:08] Nowhere and it's like it's just two on the nose
[00:12:11] That's and we're and you found this at truth dot
[00:12:19] What the fuck is the point of these tabletop exercise?
[00:12:23] I'm gonna do one. Maybe my friends are gonna get together. We're gonna do a tabletop exercise where bill gates is dragged in six months
[00:12:29] Right now. He's dragged out and raped and murdered in the streets
[00:12:33] Naturally, this causes panic among the elites because they're worried that they're next so it's like what can we do to control them
[00:12:40] Right to make sure that they don't tank the economy
[00:12:42] We're gonna release it all as a TED talk. We're gonna have a guy type up a knife nice little pdf
[00:12:47] Describing in detail how we start how how is mouth first? Yes, she's dragged out
[00:12:54] This is time for some game theory. Where is he live somewhere? Yeah
[00:12:59] Francis Fukuyama goes maybe they can turn his penis hole into a pussy
[00:13:03] Right. Fuck his penis. They can rip it open. I was my favorite chapter in the end of history
[00:13:08] Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice the whole turning cocks into he gets a little table. He gets a he gets a chair at the table
[00:13:14] Of course we could have the return of he gets both he gets to be the elite same with us
[00:13:18] We could have the return of Virgil, Texas for the tabletop game roll
[00:13:22] Game theory, that's true. Yeah, he's good. We're gonna have no one can
[00:13:27] Be a master like him. We're gonna have a jade up like him on the dolly
[00:13:40] He's just too good of a dungeon. Is he still is he still canceled? I don't know
[00:13:44] I haven't seen the guy. I don't know what he did even I think he like texted the girl with her homework
[00:13:49] Yeah, he did like he had a phone call with a 19 year old. Yeah, that was a
[00:13:54] Yeah, I believe so. I think I don't you know
[00:13:56] Yeah, I don't understand like he's helping her with her homework and then he's like well
[00:14:00] I helped you could use sense of nudes, but most of my teachers did that go on up
[00:14:08] That's true. They all have podcast. But see the thing the thing that you're forgetting is your teachers
[00:14:13] Wanted a picture of your penis to laugh at
[00:14:15] It's true if they were beating off they could go to jail. That's legal
[00:14:22] I walked past the music teal lounge music teacher asked for pictures because he was writing a parody song about how small your penis is
[00:14:29] For the chorus. They're like chorus maybe gay, but there's someone even
[00:14:38] There's someone gay then the chorus students
[00:14:47] Are you coming to the the solstice aqua pelip performance of adam's gayer than us
[00:14:56] That's cool though because adam all pressures good press. I know it's just as long as I see my name in the news. I feel good
[00:15:05] I'm the head of the aqua pelip here at at los vegas high school
[00:15:12] Vegas high at vegas high at sweet valley high
[00:15:17] Como esta daniel daniel davis loaf has here
[00:15:22] That is a really nice little gay guy's name. Yeah, let's go a little bow tie on just a glitter bow tie
[00:15:28] So anyway, let's talk about how we would rape bill gay some more. Yeah, probably beat this maybe
[00:15:37] The knock his teeth out. Mm-hmm bill gates. Yeah
[00:15:41] Um, I'd let you get the pussy there. I get the pussy first. Yeah, I let you hit it first
[00:15:47] I don't actually need to rape him. I mean, I think I could just be you know
[00:15:50] I don't want to I don't want my cock to be the one that rapes bill gates personally
[00:15:54] I'm really excited. I'm just trying to be supportive. Yeah, I'll probably bring like the refreshment
[00:15:59] This is this is called brainposium 2024
[00:16:06] And we've gathered all of the that's awesome
[00:16:08] We've gathered uh m.i.t researcher and frequent Epstein island visitor
[00:16:25] That's good. Yeah, I'm a professor of artificial intelligence at m.i.t
[00:16:31] And the frequent visitor of jeffrey Epstein's island
[00:16:35] Where he would invite me that's how he identifies where he would invite me and I was
[00:16:40] I basically bullied in the raping a 14 year old girl numerous times
[00:16:45] It was a free trip, you know, it's like a birthright
[00:16:47] I said, I just wanted to talk about straight
[00:16:50] Just wanted to talk about string theory yet that he saw it as the way the way you have to take the trip
[00:16:57] For a timeshare we have to sit through the presentation. That's kind of Epstein's island where it's like you there's free food
[00:17:03] There's pineapple and everything everywhere jeffrey Epstein's do have jeffrey Epstein's like
[00:17:10] intellectual shit might be more annoying than the pedophile stuff
[00:17:13] Oh, he I haven't seen any of his well because that's what he would do
[00:17:16] He didn't invite like fucking he would invite like steven pinker to the island to talk about fucking computers
[00:17:22] Yeah, and then and then Epstein would sit there with his fingers tended and be like who's ready to fuck a baby
[00:17:33] Well, because he like he would like to sit there and think like yes, these are some of the greatest minds in the world
[00:17:39] I got them all together. I mean if you're gonna run the pedophile fuck island
[00:17:45] Annoy the billionaires a little bit. Yeah, you know, um-hmm because his job
[00:17:49] He see that wasn't you know, he was clearly a independent contractor
[00:17:52] Yeah, that wasn't his island. So he was running for somebody
[00:18:04] In a long line. History is littered with them. Yeah
[00:18:09] Almost vindicated. Do you think of Epstein happened prior to world war two
[00:18:15] It was happening. Yeah, I know but if you think if so let's say Hitler's come into power
[00:18:21] Okay, and there's already enough people. I mean some people were mad about anti-war. Let's see where this is going
[00:18:27] I think largely for the most part the world was like
[00:18:31] They were like let's hear him out. Yeah, even after there was definitely half the world was like let's hear me
[00:18:36] That is why he got away with every so long
[00:18:41] Nez was in Henry Ford who I mean half of America was like but if you think of
[00:18:47] Prior to that they'd be like let's hit let Hitler take over the world for four years clear him out. Mm-hmm drain the swamp and that yes
[00:18:56] I think the problem is they were probably everybody else was just fucking so many kids at the time
[00:19:02] That if anything Jews doing it back then would have been copying from like copying it would have been copying from like it's true
[00:19:07] Monarch because there were so many monarchs and monarchs all fuck kids still so Britain was still fucking kids
[00:19:15] Yeah, you forget that that wasn't even like taboo until like 30 years ago
[00:19:20] Yeah, like we've talked about it's like Annie Hall. Sorry to bring up another Jewish scapegoat
[00:19:24] I don't know why you're where he's sorry. I'm looking at Adam. You're talking about Ben had
[00:19:30] I'm a hattened to but Annie Hall 17 year old girl
[00:19:32] No, no, and Annie Hall his friend who lives in LA. Mm-hmm as part of the pitch to move to LA where he's like the sun is awesome
[00:19:41] The we know the beach. Yeah, whatever. He's like I just I just fucked two twins. He was like they were 16
[00:19:49] That's like his big cell where he fuck twos to fucking
[00:19:52] No, it was the time and that was like that was like yeah, these are the perks of California
[00:19:57] Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna apply my modern morality to like ancient Greece, you know
[00:20:03] Well, at least we're not gonna hate on you guys for getting pussy off a little boys
[00:20:07] Oh, actually, you know what I want to discuss this because oh you're innocent
[00:20:12] I'm not gonna say your truth. I have no no
[00:20:14] I think they definitely fuck kids, but that's then it starts to beg the question
[00:20:18] Can we set separate the artist from the heart? Mm-hmm because if we can't then we just can't use geometry anymore
[00:20:23] You're saying that like philosophy and stuff. That's all like it's over. We can't even access it. Yeah
[00:20:29] It's like our Kelly's music don't play it anymore. Mm-hmm. Steve Harvey's comedy. Whoa. What are you talking about? Come on?
[00:20:36] Well, I'm doing terms of quality. I'm saying not to Steve Harvey did anything wrong, but if you had to compare the entire
[00:20:46] It's probably on par with Steve Harvey's work. I would say it's a little more
[00:20:50] It's no I think in terms of no because it was one little thing Harvey's one
[00:20:54] No, think about this Steve Harvey not only great stand-up comedian really good Steve Harvey's big break family feud now
[00:21:03] Steve Harvey show loses me a little bit. Well, I see Harvey show. That's basically all of philosophy and music
[00:21:11] Not the sitcom the sick home. Yeah, this income. Yeah, okay
[00:21:15] I think the talk shows just called Steve maybe that's awesome. You can't have the same name
[00:21:22] That's his that's his I love the attempt of becoming the biggest Steve in the world. That's what we need
[00:21:27] Now, who's the biggest who this is interesting Steve job Steve Jobs Steve Harvey jobs?
[00:21:34] Steve Harvey job walled you saying it's a phone and
[00:21:45] We said who's that the original iPhone presentation?
[00:21:48] Who is go so you one of your neighbors is
[00:21:52] Steve Harvey's arrived someone's listening to their stereo a little loud outside
[00:21:57] I wonder if the I can pick it up. I wonder if the boys in blue will take
[00:22:06] Know it's funny if like if Darren Wilson had happened that whole exchange happened just because George Floyd was listening to like a
[00:22:14] Beats pill too loud. There would still be guys are like it's a public disturbance
[00:22:22] He was disturbing a criminal don't disturb the public yeah last time I checked that's against the
[00:22:29] Was wrong yeah, but don't break the law too far, but if this whole thing doesn't happen if George Floyd didn't disturb
[00:22:42] If you've been using headphones and even then
[00:22:47] You know you got a clue where did he get the headphones? Are they stolen?
[00:22:51] Yeah, I'm gonna need a serious. Yeah answer the couple questions from the officers
[00:22:55] Yeah, and you can't hear them because he's got his headphones in well now you're resisting a rat now you're
[00:23:05] Sure you little bad. What is that a taco?
[00:23:14] It's a breakfast taco no no it's got other stuff like little chilies and stuff cheese
[00:23:19] No, no meat. I got it right before you came over. I had one, but I kind of just wanted one
[00:23:26] Maybe I'll throw it. I'll throw it your way
[00:23:30] Because if I give you the taco then you owe me something
[00:23:34] Yeah, that's true. Why are you throwing in the trash? I'll pick it up from the trash that way
[00:23:38] I don't know you anything. I don't want you eating out of the trash, bro. Just keep it sealed
[00:23:43] I'm just gonna leave it on the table. No, I don't want to owe you. It's gonna be like that
[00:23:47] It's a good small town ecstasy where he just puts the $20 on the table so it was
[00:23:53] His 13 year old son can pick it up and buy a pill. That's awesome. I've never seen that movie
[00:23:59] You got to watch it, dude. We've talked about it on the
[00:24:03] I've been looking forward to for two and a half years
[00:24:14] Every once in a while a revolutionary product comes along. Oh, it's the first time that changes everything
[00:24:25] Apple has been well first of all one's very fortunate if you get to work on just one of these in your career
[00:24:38] Introduce a few of these into the world
[00:24:40] Let's not change for it's you're not saying Steve
[00:24:54] Change the whole fucking world you fucking faggots
[00:24:58] We did the make really change that shit really changed things wasn't just another back end to us. Yeah, somebody asked that kick this fucking asshole out
[00:25:06] Like that stops and shit were already happening. No, I think it was a kind of a big deal sometime
[00:25:16] 1993 I came up with a white mix blender. Huh? Do you have a license to write his dick that hard?
[00:25:22] We're passing test. Did you get a CDL? Did you get a CDL? You're right? Yeah, yeah
[00:25:30] Commercially at this level commercial dick riding
[00:25:33] I got I got a ride that dick across state lines. I've got some class a dick going on
[00:25:41] You really are sucking him off pretty hard. Yeah, the magnetized didn't do shit the iPhone
[00:25:45] I'll give him that one really did shift the whole you know, you know
[00:25:48] It's nice if I never became a truck driver. You never have to worry about him checking his mirrors
[00:25:52] You know he's doing that for sure. That's true. I would crash so fast, but they'd be but they'd be pointed so far inward so we'd get a
[00:26:12] We created a son bin Laden with an AI program
[00:26:16] To help the United States government blame the terrorist
[00:26:24] We started the war on terror we started
[00:26:31] So the CIA could sell heroin to the entire world and use the proceeds from that to
[00:26:39] You know basically just hold on to the cash and come up with new programs to spy on Americans
[00:26:45] Which we also helped them with yeah, which yeah, which we also by the way, that's another style of pedophile that was going around
[00:26:50] Back then Afghan pedophile Afghan pedophile death Middle East was definitely fucking sucking little guys in the 40s
[00:26:57] That's crazy. Imagine just getting your little boy just getting just abused by a guy with like a red beard
[00:27:05] Lord with fucking sanded a beer koozy on his head. Yeah, and he's yeah
[00:27:10] It's half his limbs are missing from like stepping on like land mines from nine different conflicts throughout his life
[00:27:16] But he's still got a dick he's still got a man and he's fucking your ass
[00:27:21] And then what that sucks and then what you fucking like you finally come here and you're an uber driver
[00:27:31] No, he's a good fucking you get three stars from some drunk bitch that left one of her air pods in your car
[00:27:42] I'm doing impression of himself. No, I'm not I'm doing a pressure of you actually
[00:27:47] I did your voice didn't change at all Adam. I was doing a girl's voice. I was doing a girl's voice
[00:27:52] You actually sounded the most of yourself. I've ever heard what are you talking about dude?
[00:27:56] The voice matches your face so much more than a regular voice
[00:28:01] It didn't just change the way we all listen to music. Yeah, it didn't do that at all
[00:28:06] Not at all. It didn't change the way we listen to music. I part. It's still headphones. No, that's not true
[00:28:11] It's still a walk man. I pause did I actually
[00:28:17] Changed because you have so many albums on your fucking one little thing three players existed wait before the iPod
[00:28:23] Okay, but come on bro the same way like a linnick. Oh, you're dick riding too. You let Adam talk you in also
[00:28:29] The John way riding shotgun in the cap in the cab on the highway
[00:28:33] Hard riding. Oh, no, no, I'm a man who fucking calls it as I sees it and this is what the fuck I see
[00:28:49] Wow, why is it good that black voice? Yeah, Steve
[00:28:54] Liberty mutual I fucked fuck Liberty mutual fuck Liberty don't ever can suck my dick. That's such a bad commercial
[00:29:01] I don't know what the fuck it is with Liberty mutual. They think they're like well
[00:29:04] We're insurance companies. I guess we should just try to do Geico commercials. Yeah, and stay for him. Yeah, no not stay for him
[00:29:11] Who's that bitch do something with the Statue of Liberty flow flow? Yeah, that's that's Lewis's a classmate
[00:29:18] Introducing what remember what we were talking about it
[00:29:22] Remember when Lewis was like I'm trying to be the most famous guy from my high school
[00:29:26] Wait really she's from it was you and I on the real real last podcast
[00:29:31] He's like I was like he's the most heavy person like hooking that bitch flu from
[00:29:38] It's not gonna happen close an institution
[00:29:51] Those people are decorating to an insane degree
[00:29:57] Liberty music like these were bad years, too. This is right before the recession. Yeah imagine going to it
[00:30:05] I forget who had that tweet about like it was like God
[00:30:07] Can you imagine all the gay shit that's gonna happen when Steve job the eyes like the people having candlelight vigils outside of the Apple store?
[00:30:16] Funny yeah, that's awesome and the same a lot of those same people are now the eat the rich cut types
[00:30:25] You think so yeah 100% that's awesome people that they just they're cutting edge of you're probably right because they do online dick riding
[00:30:33] Yeah, no those guys are you guys are a front page of red it guys those guys are like I think it's a nice hat video guys
[00:30:40] I think you're probably right at him, but I do think there's a sizable percentage
[00:30:44] Maybe 25% those guys are I can has cheeseburger Adam gets one
[00:30:49] Cock-sucking truck to drive around town. Yeah, now. I think she's the boss. What are you talking about?
[00:31:02] I'm coming over to suck it. This is this is breaker breaker. I'm gay. Yeah, this is the star of bottom
[00:31:09] And he goes into my ass is on the road again. This is the this is the
[00:31:19] Can't wait to get a dig inside my idea of Papa
[00:31:23] And the third is a breakthrough internet communications device
[00:31:44] Three things a wide screen iPod with touch controls a
[00:31:48] Revolutionary mobile phone and a breakthrough internet communications device
[00:32:14] His voice is fucking sounds a little fucking
[00:32:17] Little more little dick than I remember
[00:32:24] I would have thought he was a man of authority
[00:32:38] And they keep cutting the audience nurse guys like oh
[00:32:45] Remember how much the first one sucked to how big they were and how fucking you can play like one you could play like one
[00:32:52] YouTube video like I don't remember that yeah, I mean I didn't have a smart one. There was one bitch
[00:32:57] I mean I didn't have one till late in the game, but there was you go to things literally
[00:33:02] This must have been right before college. I remember going to a high school college party
[00:33:06] I remember there was one bitch with this with a rich bitch with an iPhone and it was like whoa
[00:33:12] My friend alberts. He's either Albert or Bob's iPhone one of them one of those guys had an iPhone early to text some girl
[00:33:25] Yeah, I had to borrow someone's phone to be like hey, what's up those were your Oscar the grouchy years
[00:33:31] What does that even mean you lived in a garbage can mean to everyone in the neighborhood?
[00:33:38] This fucking this this was a CD. Yeah, listen and he thinks he's the boss. Listen. I have a
[00:33:48] Writing right now he's going at you right now. Yeah, no, he doesn't dare. No, he just takes shot
[00:33:52] I'm telling a story. He's like you live in a you're a guard you're in garbage
[00:33:57] There's a fuck does that have to do with the story?
[00:33:59] Maybe you want to jump maybe you want to tell your own story about the iPhone or something you remember as we
[00:34:04] Remember Steve job on the day that I remember reminiscing past on the Steve Jobs Memorial episode
[00:34:10] You gotta make some non is non-sequitur your Oscar your Oscar to grouch you live in garbage
[00:34:16] And by the way, he lived in his car Adam not a book garbage and we're nice enough
[00:34:20] He lived in his car slash with a clown that had been raped
[00:34:25] Now this was this is even earlier than that because it's a this must have been like yeah like to that
[00:34:29] I guess if the iPhone came out in 2007 it was in Austin. So it was like 2009 maybe I was in college
[00:34:36] Yeah, some bitch shit big titties. She was a dumb bitch though. Mm-hmm. She was showing off the iPhone
[00:34:42] Now I was thinking to myself. It'd be nice if she was actually holding my penis instead of the phone
[00:34:46] Yeah, that'd be nice. That was one of the things that would be nice
[00:34:53] She did not I'm sure she's doing great. I wonder actually
[00:35:10] The joke is it's an iPad but it's got a rotary dial. Oh that is oh there it is a visual
[00:35:32] Let me let me talk about a category of things the most remember you didn't need I didn't need any of this shit
[00:35:38] I would sit around and just imagine songs
[00:35:43] Yeah, I would sit there and be like sick
[00:35:48] You know you want to have a good time you go to CVS and shoplift a bunch of course eating coffee cold
[00:35:54] You didn't need Steve Jobs absolutely not you need
[00:35:58] Coming up with devices you didn't need Johnny Cash
[00:36:01] I didn't have a I didn't have a fucking smartphone till late in the game and I would fuck like I started comedy and
[00:36:09] I still had a GPS that just didn't work and I got lost all the time
[00:36:13] Well, you remember you I used to like write down direction. Yeah, dude. I would print it out
[00:36:20] I never I never ran Macnally I never printer you I would write down
[00:36:24] I'm like a fucking piece of paper and then and then and then get mad at myself because I'd write down like
[00:36:30] Turn left at the shit. Yep. It's like what the fuck does that mean?
[00:36:34] You're doing a joke. No, not I wasn't doing a joke. I'd be lazy
[00:36:39] Okay, I'm sorry. You're not listening you're talking about this trash can stuff. I'm just thinking nice to you
[00:36:47] Come over here of course with your house. You've got one tiny time a diet taco for yourself
[00:36:53] What do you talk about that you've left out the entire time to just to demonstrate that you went and got a tiny taco for you?
[00:36:59] I got a talk. I got to talk. I got two tacos. You were coming. They knew we're coming you demanded become over here
[00:37:05] It's nice coming over here. You know, I would say it is nice. I do like it. There's lights
[00:37:10] It is a more appealing room and they typically combine a phone plus some
[00:37:17] Email capability plus they say it's the Internet or the baby Internet in the one device
[00:37:22] And they all have these kind of a black there
[00:37:24] keyboards on them. I had a block there and the problem is that they're not so smart and they're not so very
[00:37:38] Berries guys name not like Barry was your favorite Barry body body
[00:37:53] Just for the basic stuff people have a hard time figuring out how to use them
[00:37:58] Well, we don't want to do either one of these things. Okay. Fuck you. I'm gonna get a blackberry pearl right now
[00:38:06] Okay, this continued again. I'm not hating you again. I'm not hating again
[00:38:12] Why did you have to crush our man's dreams like that dude? Actually, they don't make them maybe they do in the garbage can where you live
[00:38:19] Time for me to do another impression of myself
[00:38:22] It's me Adam Adam. I'm not talking. I'm doing it. Are you talking to your show?
[00:38:28] Sorry, I closed my eyes. I couldn't hold the difference. No, you're lying on my eyes. I need my monkey pox medicine
[00:38:33] That I got I'm riddled with monkey pox. So wait, what the fuck is monkey pox?
[00:38:39] It's a tight. It's a type of like smallpox. It was created in a lab. No a gay guy fucked a monkey pox
[00:38:45] You're thinking of age. Nope. That's how they got this one, too
[00:38:49] Really? Yeah, if they can't get guys they go to the primates. It's your thing. Yeah, it's well known
[00:38:55] What the fuck is dr. Fauci by the way, just chilling
[00:38:59] Didn't he didn't retire some shit. Did he I don't know
[00:39:04] Shouldn't he be answering for the monkey pox? You may have Andrew. We need Andrew Cuomo back. Yeah
[00:39:09] We need his leaders. Let's have the daily meetings. Yeah, we need his press. It's so awesome
[00:39:14] We're going to shut everything down. He was doing so good except the gay nightclubs
[00:39:22] These people have dealt with enough we will never shut down the gay nightclubs
[00:39:27] Children a band from playing with each other
[00:39:32] That is the thing that is funny about like this turn into being like a gay guy thing is that there are like there
[00:39:38] Are like guys that were like hard lockdown guys, you know, they're like the only reason the only reason you should leave your house during a pandemic is to read the Mueller report
[00:39:47] You know and now it's like well, hold on
[00:39:51] Game in need to have rough trade bareback gay sex
[00:39:57] How is my body box? It's truly a gay disease. It's that's who's getting it. They're saying that like
[00:40:04] All but one person who's gotten it isn't gay and you know his ass is lying. Yeah, that's tough to be that guy if he's actually
[00:40:12] I'm not I swear to God. Just he's small. Yeah, it's just the smallest
[00:40:21] I would love to get a fucking train ran only by them too. You know all that Nigerian crazy cock
[00:40:31] You know, I mean maybe they're the reason he did the fucking crime
[00:40:39] CDC officials sound alarm for gay and bisexual men. We
[00:40:46] I'll do it. You don't need to try to steal the joke. No because I was about to do that. No, you
[00:40:58] That's an easy one to steal because it's all it is a sound to you
[00:41:13] You know this is a website stop stop trying to fill them no no no no no no no. This is just take your lumps for the
[00:41:22] Whoo second I did the woo second. I'm just awesome that you would how dare I
[00:41:29] Did you know that there's a BBC news pigeon website? Yeah? Yeah, we knew that I didn't know this
[00:41:36] gay people day more at risk to catch monkey pucks see wetton scientists talk pigeon
[00:41:43] They have like a talk about how you feet catch
[00:41:47] Internet that lash and whatever they got it like a so if you're like a Caribbean person like real
[00:41:52] They got a Scots one to they have a Scots Wikipedia. That's fucking hilarious because it's all like what Dean the internet
[00:42:00] He's going to bed. They only compute that and they press buttons and they're like just retarded
[00:42:06] Yeah, you know needs Scottish people are so stupid. They just had to pretend that's a language
[00:42:12] Yeah, I've seen I've seen a couple guys tweet and I'm like what the fuck are these assholes talking about you'll see like a Scottish
[00:42:18] Tweet or whatever it's like mm-hmm. Everything is spelled everybody's mad at Ricky Gervais this week
[00:42:23] Because I do I don't know but British comedies in this weird state where it's like Ricky Gervais doing dog shit comedy
[00:42:29] But like you can't do your dick huddle. You know
[00:42:32] Diki's chopped off right you're not right. He's doing transfer of a comedy
[00:42:36] That's not funny and then the rest of every other British comedian is then doing not funny comedy about how Ricky Gervais is wrong
[00:42:45] And that's the entirety of British comedy right now. Yeah, where's our guy who's the fucking uh and that's a result?
[00:42:51] Honestly, I'll say it because they don't have any real black people over there
[00:42:55] It's not gonna be you never gonna get like a British cat Williams. What about the French guy?
[00:42:59] Oh, we were talking about the who's a French dude on
[00:43:04] The yeah the high Hitler guy yeah, but what about Jimmy Carr? He's funny. Well, they got that what's his name?
[00:43:12] Jimmy bullet Frankie Boyle. I tried watching some Frankie Boyle clip the guy who directed
[00:43:21] But anyways, it's him shitting on Ricky Gervais for being transphobic, but I literally cannot understand the word he's saying
[00:43:39] Motherfuckers, yeah, I don't know I'm an angler file. So this before
[00:43:46] Who's your favorite British guy out of all of them James Bond you can't picture his father why?
[00:43:52] I'm asking Adam. I'm picking I'm giving my answer. Okay. You're gonna be James Bond
[00:43:57] No, no, no, but it watches motherfucker. Say James Bond can't say James Bond Adam
[00:44:02] He's gonna say the black double a black female double seven Sean Connery Sean Connery doesn't count as
[00:44:11] Can't be an actor the portrayed James Bond also also I'm looking for just England
[00:44:17] That island don't even try and get any of the people they Scotland and Wales are on the island
[00:44:22] No, they're not. Yeah, they are. They're really not they're part of the island. No, what are you talking about?
[00:44:33] Only cuz Bob Dylan is not from England do you Pio's Mick Jagger if he was I would have chosen Bob
[00:44:43] Cuz he was the only one that was allowed to play black
[00:44:46] He's allowed to do a black style. No, I mean because he's the man dude
[00:44:52] But he's talking about cuz he's the man. Yeah, it was me smart and had a big penis too
[00:44:57] I don't know that's not a London school of economics
[00:45:01] They I know that they were all middle class the Beatles were all kind of I had a teacher my sociology professor at UMBC
[00:45:11] 101 English yourself or not English with me on with with Jagger. Yeah, did she pipe he was a guy
[00:45:19] Did he pipe no dude? I mean I like a young Mick Jagger. You could fuck that guy's face and pretend it's a girl
[00:45:26] Yeah, I look a lot like a no a lot of people say no
[00:45:30] That's no one has ever said that's no one has ever said that
[00:45:37] Shot-taking might be marginally acceptable didn't come with a side dish of wild self-aggrandizing
[00:45:55] Grained in you that actually thinks yours hottest McJag. Yeah, I would love to be as hot as my jagger. No, he's the best
[00:46:04] Let me look him up Mick Jagger young dude, I watched
[00:46:07] This guy looks like a girl. You could definitely throw a little fuck a couple eyelashes. Oh my god. He's gorgeous. He's that's a beautiful woman
[00:46:14] Yeah, no, I could definitely get my dick sucked by young Mick Jagger. Oh my god. No problem. His lips are just a fucking
[00:46:25] That's a really good point. I see a man's dick and I put it in my
[00:46:32] Have you ever seen gimme shelter the documentary about
[00:46:38] So and let my balls come what have you seen gimme shelter the documentary about Altamont? Altamont? Yeah
[00:46:46] What y'all to month? So it's like a speedway by San Francisco
[00:46:49] But it was like the winter after woodstock the stones are like we're gonna do our own woodstock
[00:46:56] Basically they it was free and it just turned into hell on earth because they they hired the Hell's Angels
[00:47:03] Oh, yeah, like to run security and didn't didn't of course they do that documentary. I know I know I don't think of
[00:47:11] Taxi driver, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:47:23] But anyway, so they they got the Hills Angels to run security and
[00:47:27] They paid them in beer. They just started like fucking fucking people up
[00:47:33] Because people were like trying to get too close to the stage. They were like hitting them in the head
[00:47:37] Sending them to my hospital, but like you see the crowd. It's mostly white people like almost completely white people
[00:47:44] And you see there's just like one cool. They were sort of the come town of yeah
[00:47:49] you there's one cool black guy in like a
[00:47:53] You know in a lime green like these dress like spy vs spy. Yeah, but uh you see him in the crowd
[00:48:00] Do they're like shots of him in the crowd and you're like oh that you know that guy looks like the man
[00:48:04] And then of course he's the only one to get murdered
[00:48:07] Yeah, yeah, and they catch it on tape. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Yeah, they stab cliche. They stabbed him in the head
[00:48:15] Oh my god. Yeah, I thought you're gonna just drop a cool thing like it was Forest Whitaker. No
[00:48:22] It was really it's really sad. He was like 20. Yeah, buddy was probably disturbing
[00:48:27] Was he say that Bill no they well the Hills Angels said that he had a gun
[00:48:31] He probably could have had a guy and it went to it went to trial
[00:48:35] He was recklessly eyeballing the motorcycles. They got off. They got off. That's incredible. Yeah, they got off
[00:48:42] But that's what disgust me that makes me want to that makes me want to renounce my citizenship and move
[00:48:55] Turks and Caicos. Yeah, wherever the fuck that if whatever the fuck wherever I am now
[00:49:00] That's what I'm saying when I'm there. I'm gonna be out
[00:49:02] I'm gonna be on it nearby Island if you need me. No, I won't eat you. No, you're gonna continue doing this podcast
[00:49:08] You can see me in little Saint James. You're gonna be in the Caymans
[00:49:11] This will be the Adam Friedland show come five years from what's wrong with that people loved my two-episode run
[00:49:17] Yeah, good. And then I did two episodes. Oh my god two episodes, dude
[00:49:21] Two episodes we should bank so I really spread my wings all by I missed you all by himself
[00:49:26] No, with like seven guests. Yeah, and that would have been so the whole tune
[00:49:31] Tune squatting. Yeah, if I did a bill burst, oh
[00:49:34] Yeah, it would be funny if you go listen to them and it's like they're literally
[00:49:39] 55 minutes of Ian and Mike Racine talking and Adam just being like mm-hmm. Yeah
[00:49:47] No, they really let me they let me go the point guard
[00:49:50] They really I'm a podcast I'm a pass first pass first point. Yeah, selfless. I'm not in it for the stats
[00:49:59] No, dude. You want the team to win. I want my team to win
[00:50:05] My dick and don't tell me it's wrong and don't tell me it's my old that
[00:50:11] Hell's Angels guy that Nick and I hung out with one night his dad was at Ultima
[00:50:15] He was like, wow one of the guys. I was like beating he's a legacy. Yeah, he was second generation. Wow
[00:50:22] What do you do? He was like I'm going to jail next month
[00:50:37] Even though he had guns he was telling me that he thought I was really cool
[00:50:41] That's a really good story Adam you said if you were born not to a Jewish South African man
[00:50:49] And to a Hell's Angels biker dad you could have been one of my brothers. We could have double teamed
[00:50:56] You know we could have gotten our red wings together. Mm-hmm and
[00:50:59] Because I wasn't one of the club. He didn't let me join in
[00:51:04] With my girlfriend that night. I just had to watch it was kind of a oh, so they fucked your girlfriend
[00:51:11] Yeah, he said if I was in the Hell's Angels, I could have fucked with them. I could have gotten in there
[00:51:25] Yeah, what about Hell's I got some Triscuits the other day. They've got like 20 flavors now. Oh, they've really expanded
[00:51:33] It's crazy because it you know it used to be that there's rosemary olive oil and then a couple of bullshit
[00:51:39] You know, maybe that's your grandma buys by mistake. Yeah, but now
[00:51:45] Garlic cheddar cheese. It's really nice. Yeah, what's all though? You know they have a bunch of wings
[00:51:54] June 9th through 11th. We got to sell these tickets folks good nights comedy club Raleigh. Oh
[00:52:00] Guys by now my the t-shirts are out Adam free blend calm. I
[00:52:05] Sold them last night in funny mums. They were flying
[00:52:07] Thanks for everyone who bought them. They weren't they were flying and you weren't there
[00:52:16] It was gonna be I mean not that I'd be there. I know I told you I had a funeral and
[00:52:21] And I still ended up doing it because selling merch is important
[00:52:25] Getting the merch was a little weird that have a funeral for closing your bank account. No, that's not true for closing a checking account
[00:52:31] But that I you know I didn't have a funeral. It's your culture. I had a candlelight vigil for that. It was a funeral
[00:52:37] It's the switch banks and closed one of your checking accounts. Mm-hmm. That's sad, dude
[00:52:43] Yeah, I had religious leaders for multiple religions
[00:52:48] And folks what you're gonna want to do is subscribe to my YouTube channel
[00:52:51] My special is actually for sure finally real date 100% coming out June 5th. Let's go stavras
[00:53:03] For a full-hour special very little crowd work actually it will be all jokes
[00:53:10] Go fucking go fucking subscribe and then I'm also finishing the tour in
[00:53:20] Tour dates in June. I'm going to Providence and Philadelphia. Those are almost sold out. I think there's only
[00:53:30] And if you buy them quick enough, maybe I'll add some shows, but honestly I am tired of doing stand-up comedy
[00:53:36] So unless they sell out quickly, I will not be adding shows. I just want to take a break
[00:53:42] I'm gonna be announcing some dates to in Portland, Seattle and Los Angeles
[00:53:47] Wow coming up and then there's some more on the way. So keep it keep your watch this space watch this damn space watch this
[00:53:55] Ass, okay, let's go how many I was how long I've been doing should we start the which hells angels wings?
[00:54:01] Have you earned this episode or next you know you said wings and I
[00:54:09] Buffalo chicken wings yes from where you want to get some wings. I don't know if I there's a wing stop
[00:54:17] That's so I'm pretty sure it's a Buffalo wildling. It's not a wing. Oh, it's a Buffalo wild way
[00:54:22] And it might be the worst Buffalo wild there ever been there ever that but but
[00:54:27] Hot news boys. I think as of like a week now. They've there's been a Dave and Buster's. That's open. Yeah
[00:54:34] I went already did you go I went like literally the day it opened how is it fresh depressing really?
[00:54:40] I mean Dave and Buster's is really something that should have been killed by the recession. Well, we went for your birthday
[00:54:44] I know but it's like it's just it's sad being in there
[00:54:48] Come on I like David Buster's. I don't know man. It just bums me out. Let's go for a business lunch
[00:54:53] I know but it's never like our kids in in their entirety shouldn't exist. It's a relic
[00:55:01] It's nice though, dude with the fuck you don't have guns in your house like fake guns. Hmm. Yeah
[00:55:06] I shoot the fake gun every once in a while
[00:55:08] Really the only thing this fun is about the basketball games
[00:55:11] The gun games are boring. I feel I like the the driving games. That's the good shit
[00:55:16] Yeah, but I know you have the wheel I do have a wheel and that's more simulation. It's not a game
[00:55:25] I was what's the what's that game called Traverse USA?
[00:55:29] Or cruising USA with Traverse, you heard you pull that out of I had it. That was a great stone
[00:55:36] You just heard no, I think the word is traverse actually. Yeah. Yeah, and also it was on an
[00:55:41] Emulator than I had on my on my PC when I was a little kid
[00:55:48] Yeah, dude, I fucking I had they put earthbound on the switch nice I had fond memories of working in a call center
[00:55:55] When I was 20 and I laptop with a super Nintendo emulator on it
[00:55:59] But I also got off eBay like the SNES controller. Oh, yeah, very nice
[00:56:03] So I would just sit there and play super Nintendo at my desk and then fall asleep and shit
[00:56:08] I remember the VP of the company came by like one of the VPs came by and I'm just like
[00:56:20] All right, it's how shitty that company was
[00:56:23] There's such high turnover. Yeah as long as there was a body there. They didn't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I love working at shitty companies
[00:56:33] Shout out to the fucking law firm. I work. I stole money from for years. Yeah, so I had the same racket going for a while
[00:56:41] It's nice. That was our passion, dude. It's paralegaling. I was it was good probably gonna go back to it
[00:56:49] You're too ugly for that. No, I'm gonna pay I think I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do Jurassic Park
[00:56:55] But for real that's all that's what I'm gonna do after podcast. I'm gonna get an island
[00:56:59] I'm gonna make dinosaurs on it. It's surprising that nobody's done that
[00:57:04] I mean the movie kind of basically was like here's a free idea
[00:57:09] Well, if you want me to come to that island with you, I'm down to do it. What a terrible idea
[00:57:14] Well, it's just a studio like worse than the five this old faggot being like I'm going to make dinosaurs and families are gonna come see them
[00:57:21] Yeah, terrible. They're gonna get on a flight. There's no lodging. There's no river anywhere to anybody's stay. Thank you
[00:57:27] He just creates fucking what magic kingdom or whatever the fucking a pointed monkey central and Disneyland
[00:57:34] But there's no no Coronado village. There's nothing and there's no Donald Duck fucking Jeff Goldman to get what oh
[00:57:41] Oh, my daughter's black. Oh, I got my gosh. She's a black Jimin
[00:57:47] I've got a black daughter. Yeah, Simone Biles
[00:57:51] No, he does. He has a black Jim the starter in the mood in the first one in the second
[00:57:55] She's nasty of flips Jurassic Park to black daughter
[00:58:04] There's a virus that the dinosaurs release makes you have a black daughter
[00:58:11] With a dinosaur is released a black by a black daughter virus
[00:58:15] The departure from the first one they're making you what if there was a park where you could bring your black daughter to see dinosaurs
[00:58:28] It's Tim Curry in those movies no, but the spirit of Tim Curry is all of those movies. Yeah
[00:58:44] Can't get enough diners is the gay villain that wants to fuck the dinosaurs
[00:58:50] Eventually they get out and he goes oh heavens and then they just tear his body
[00:58:55] You know he's coming raping they imply that he's notting a gay
[00:59:04] All right, so lunchtime boys. Oh awesome
[00:59:08] Yeah, hit the fucking button all right. Thanks a lot everyone bye