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Bonus 293 - Good Evening

Cum Town | Premium | 06/07/2022

[00:00:00] Well, in a week of drama, there's one standout, I guess.
[00:00:08] What's that?
[00:00:10] Sure.
[00:00:11] The shooting.
[00:00:13] Oh, yeah.
[00:00:14] Yeah, I forgot about this.
[00:00:16] It was really dramatic.
[00:00:17] The downtown Chattanooga shooting.
[00:00:19] Wait, was there a Chattanooga shooting?
[00:00:21] There was a shooting in downtown Chattanooga.
[00:00:23] You know me, as I know you're Mr. Chattanooga.
[00:00:26] Yeah.
[00:00:27] They volunteer, they call them.
[00:00:32] I was saying Chattanooga.
[00:00:35] I don't know about that, but I'll tell you, I'd love to chat it up.
[00:00:38] But one of these DL clubs they got downtown.
[00:00:41] You're trying to have gay sex for the black man while you use the N word?
[00:00:45] Chat, Chattanooga.
[00:00:47] What about that?
[00:00:48] You're going to have, you're trying to have anonymous gay sex?
[00:00:50] I'm trying to chat.
[00:00:51] Do some race play.
[00:00:52] Yeah, right.
[00:00:53] You're the master son.
[00:00:56] Choo-choo ran on my...
[00:00:58] And they're getting revenge.
[00:01:00] Choo-choo ran on my Chulo.
[00:01:03] On your Chulo?
[00:01:05] Chulo.
[00:01:06] I believe it's Chulo.
[00:01:07] Not in Italian.
[00:01:08] Oh, really?
[00:01:09] Yeah.
[00:01:10] Interesting.
[00:01:11] Yeah, Chinima.
[00:01:12] I'm going to get Chino therapy down at the Chino Nima.
[00:01:16] Chulo is Spanish.
[00:01:17] Cholo is Greek, actually.
[00:01:19] Really?
[00:01:20] It's...
[00:01:21] Cholaraki is a little ass.
[00:01:22] It's a little ass.
[00:01:23] I'm going to fuck your Cholo.
[00:01:24] Cholo.
[00:01:26] I'm going to fuck your little ass.
[00:01:28] I'm going to fuck your little ass.
[00:01:30] Yeah.
[00:01:31] Great language.
[00:01:32] Good time, noodle salad.
[00:01:35] Thai noodle salad?
[00:01:37] I said, good times noodle salad.
[00:01:38] I don't know.
[00:01:39] I said, I'd say, old...
[00:01:40] Now, you get old and you just repeat.
[00:01:42] You have cool beans.
[00:01:43] Remember cool beans?
[00:01:44] Yeah.
[00:01:45] People say that.
[00:01:46] My third grade teacher used to crush cool beans.
[00:01:47] Good times, shout out to Mr. Richmond.
[00:01:49] Good times...
[00:01:50] Good times...
[00:01:51] Good times noodle salad is a line from as good as it gets.
[00:01:56] When Carol the waitress and Simon the Fag are lamenting their lives, Simon's like telling
[00:02:02] some story about like, after I came out to my father, he never spoke to me again.
[00:02:07] And that's how the man is credited.
[00:02:08] That's how they get.
[00:02:09] That's the character in the screen.
[00:02:10] That's another line in the book.
[00:02:11] Jack calls him a fag.
[00:02:12] Carol the waitress meets Simon the Fag.
[00:02:15] Mm-hmm.
[00:02:16] And then Carol's talking about how she like, you know, he's like fucking Simon's like,
[00:02:20] and my dad handed me a big sweaty wad of cash and he turned away and I haven't been home
[00:02:28] since, you know.
[00:02:29] Mm-hmm.
[00:02:30] They're like talking about, you know, leaving home.
[00:02:31] Jack Nicholson's just in the backseat and he's like, he's like, would you listen to yourselves?
[00:02:37] He's like, what is this bullshit?
[00:02:39] He's like, you know, other people don't do this.
[00:02:41] They sit around, they talk about good times they've had.
[00:02:43] Right.
[00:02:44] Both parties and noodle salad.
[00:02:46] Right.
[00:02:47] You two complaining, other people, good times noodle salad.
[00:02:52] Good times noodle salad.
[00:02:53] Yeah.
[00:02:54] That's pretty good.
[00:02:55] That's a good moral.
[00:02:56] It's a good, yeah.
[00:02:57] You know, Jack, Jack was all, Adam, is that a new table?
[00:02:59] Where?
[00:03:00] You're dining table.
[00:03:01] No, that's been here.
[00:03:02] Oh, fuck, dude.
[00:03:03] I had my guts.
[00:03:04] I fell down a year and a half.
[00:03:05] Really?
[00:03:06] You know what?
[00:03:07] I guess because the last time I was here, I guess I was here for the podcast, but at the
[00:03:11] party you had it pushed.
[00:03:12] To the wall.
[00:03:13] To the wall.
[00:03:14] Yeah.
[00:03:15] That's where we had the street.
[00:03:16] Also, I like the way it's partitioned.
[00:03:20] It's an interesting design.
[00:03:22] It is a great design.
[00:03:23] Yeah.
[00:03:24] I like the way you move, da-da-da-da-da.
[00:03:26] I like the way you suck.
[00:03:29] My penis.
[00:03:30] I like the way you suck my bones.
[00:03:34] I'm going to start a moving company.
[00:03:35] We're going to license.
[00:03:36] We're going to just use that song and not licensing.
[00:03:39] We like the way you move at Weinstein movers.
[00:03:44] movers. Really wants the speaking of you use the song illegally and then even try to
[00:03:50] attain copyright. You're like, let me explain. We thought it was failures. Dude, what's awesome
[00:03:56] is in Greece. They, I guess there's no copyright laws or something or it's like impossible.
[00:04:03] So you'll just be watching like just a mid tier like, you know, sitcom and they'll be
[00:04:09] playing the Beatles. This is definitely illegal. The production value is so low and they're
[00:04:18] just playing like, Hey, June. Well, that's how it should work. It's awesome. And then
[00:04:25] there was this old Greek guy. The people that made that song are dead. It's like absurd.
[00:04:30] We got we got one left. Ringo's. No, Paul is the left. Well, yeah, I thought Paul Paul
[00:04:36] was a little bit of a party. No, they were placed in the club. He's doing well. He killed
[00:04:40] the other two. They were placed with a clone. Isn't that the theory? Kind of like Avril
[00:04:44] Levine. Yeah. On the cover of Abbey Road. There was a conspiracy theory that he was
[00:04:52] dead, but he's not dead. You know that for a fact. Yeah, flabby chode. He fucked a bitch
[00:04:59] with one leg. Oh, yeah, that was his wife. Yeah. Flabby chode. He's still around. Flabby
[00:05:06] chode. Flabby chode. I don't know. Is Abbey Road a song or just the title of an album?
[00:05:12] It is where we're getting all the songs on a beer. A couple of packies. Happy road. Has
[00:05:21] it? Are you sure? No, I'm pretty sure. I think I think John Lennon had a song with the
[00:05:29] end word all over it. Yeah, but it wasn't racist. It was racist against women, I guess.
[00:05:33] Well, he was trying not to be racist against women by being racist. Well, John Lennon said
[00:05:39] there were three types of black people. There was black people. There was beeps and then
[00:05:45] there was women who were the lowest. All women. Yeah. Dude, Chris Rock stole his beer from
[00:05:53] John Lennon. It came from John Lennon, but he didn't do the full bit. Yeah. What was John
[00:05:58] Lennon up to, man? He was doing some Disney. We did all that shit. Then he kind of like
[00:06:04] any rape a couple ladies. Yeah. I was in New Jack City and he wasn't New Jack City. Yeah,
[00:06:09] he were in big suits. I remember realize he couldn't act and then that's why he did rape
[00:06:15] of didn't he like I thought he wanted McGovern to win and when he lost, he just went out
[00:06:20] in his hotel room, found the first bitch he saw in fucker. So you wanted Nixon to win?
[00:06:25] I didn't, but I wouldn't have, you know, taken some pussy to clear my mind. I think he was
[00:06:30] just supporting like when Bernie lost, I didn't fucking find the first bitch I saw. Oh, I caught
[00:06:35] multiple bodies. Oh, you did. After fucking Obama, I murdered his whole blood. Oh, you
[00:06:44] killed. Yeah, I killed. I was just talking about rape, which is peasants very bad, but
[00:06:49] not as bad as murder. Abbey Road, Abbey Road, I'm getting head on Abbey Road. I pulled out
[00:06:58] my little pins and everyone laughed. Abbey Road and Nazareth. Abbey Road and Nazareth.
[00:07:06] Yeah, we on the second guys off half past 12. I sucked the guy off who was half of 12.
[00:07:16] And Nazareth, I sucked the six year olds dig. Fuck my ass. Fuck my ass now, Charlie. Make
[00:07:24] me squeal for free. Fuck my ass for cash. I suck dick in Nazareth. I suck dick in
[00:07:34] half. It's a classic. And fuck about half past 12. Damn, dude, I'm on a triple espresso.
[00:07:42] Feeling nice, dude. Do you? Like I said, my guts are fucked up, but I'm going to fuck
[00:07:47] up from well coffee. Well, no, here's what I did yesterday, right? I caught up with a
[00:07:53] friend and we had like a nice seafood. I didn't. You blew your back out. And he fucked my
[00:08:00] ass out of control. Yeah, I told him not to bust inside. You got a bunch of Ceviche come
[00:08:05] in your ass. So much fucking lime and fucking oyster come in my ass. And it's not getting
[00:08:13] out. I put a broom. I put a broom up there and kind of shook it around, but it's really
[00:08:17] stuck up there. Little kids like, Mommy, that guy smells like the back of the aquarium.
[00:08:21] So don't look at him, honey. That's his culture. So okay, yesterday, I cleaned the apartment
[00:08:29] frantically. George is coming back from a trip. I went into full. I had a couple days
[00:08:33] off for the first time in fucking months. So I went into full just like heroin den mode
[00:08:39] of like watch a bunch of movies, eat a bunch of seamless dude or anything. No, just my
[00:08:44] version, which is like fast food, addables, a bunch of movies. So the fucking apartment
[00:08:50] was tracked. George had it so nice and clean. I frantically cleaned it. Then I caught up
[00:08:56] with the friend and I was like, you know what? This is good. I had oatmeal, you know, for
[00:09:01] breakfast, a little Greek yogurt. And then I got some oysters, some shrimp, a hell and
[00:09:05] a kale sound very healthy. And I'm thinking, wow, this is the first time I'm going to put
[00:09:10] a W like health wise on the board for truly months. I haven't had a good day of eating
[00:09:18] in months. Awesome. But then I got very depressed. The Celtics beat the Miami heat. I was started
[00:09:25] once you got to punish yourself for that. Once you get a break to from like working hard,
[00:09:30] all the emotions you've suppressed over the last year. Yeah. Once you get a couple days
[00:09:34] to think they come back flooding back. Yeah. So I got hit with a wave of depression. Yeah.
[00:09:40] I did something. I did I literally was committing self harm with food because instead of just
[00:09:45] getting something good, I ordered a Papa John's pizza. Hold on. Sometimes, you know, not
[00:09:51] this time, bro. It was tough. It was bad. And it was bad from the jump. And I ate every
[00:09:57] fucking piece and I got extra garlic sauce. And I knew what I was doing. I absolutely
[00:10:03] knew what I was doing. Yeah. Fuck them. So now I have oysters, Papa John's garden. They
[00:10:09] got a spicy garlic sauce, which sucked. But I had a lot of it. I got to absolutely fuck
[00:10:13] my ass cheeks. I'm in the process of trying to restore my micro biome. Someone like nothing
[00:10:19] but Kimchi and yogurt. Love that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I woke up three times in the middle
[00:10:26] of the night to shit. I didn't really get a nice night's sleep. Yeah. I was on there
[00:10:29] for a while. My ass is acting up. Yeah. I probably need I fucking I probably need some
[00:10:34] prep age. Well, I'll tell you what, if you know, you need to take a break, we can fill
[00:10:38] in the rest of the show with just the Beatles and we'll set it so that it only uploads in
[00:10:44] Greece. And if this is a premium, if you want to listen to the show, I'll put a note
[00:10:49] in the thing. You got to get a V VPN VPN. Yeah, you get a VPN and a pussy network and then
[00:10:54] yes, switch your IP degrees. And then you're actually we might just that that's actually
[00:11:00] a pretty good business plan. If we upload it, if we change the venue, the country, the
[00:11:08] legally speaking, right, if we have a change of venue, IP IP, IP address, you'll translate
[00:11:14] everything. Of course, just the copy or whatever. You know, like Chumboys or whatever it is.
[00:11:20] Yeah, dumb fucking octopus. You know, he see, they call it spill, come as like they say
[00:11:26] your spill. He see that he see how go to yeah, but there's got to be a different word for
[00:11:32] come. Honestly, my my slang is like 30 years old because I get it from my fucking, you
[00:11:38] know, family. So you like to like, so I've antiquated it's like if someone from the 80s
[00:11:44] talking about getting their dick sucked. It's like like Quebec, while French, they don't
[00:11:48] have words for anything that came out after like the 1880s. Right. There's yeah. I'm trying
[00:11:55] to think of what other words for what are the words for come. I know boy or town is
[00:12:00] a bully. Yeah, he's he's yeah, he's the one that comes up even on translate. Yeah. So
[00:12:09] what we'll do is yeah, we'll just fucking just get it all set up so that this is a Greek
[00:12:13] only podcast. And then guess what? You guys for $5 a month, you can listen to the entire
[00:12:19] Beatles.
[00:12:21] Discography for cheaper than it would be on streaming. So smart, dude. Yeah. And it'll
[00:12:28] make a billion dollars off that. And then I'll go into making a making vaccines, making
[00:12:35] viruses that I unleash in Africa and then creating the medicine for them. That's really
[00:12:40] smart, dude. Yeah, that's you're going Gates mode. That seems to be the hot business.
[00:12:45] Expert might diesel seems a little too. Was that semen? Expert might diesel is like,
[00:12:51] yeah, I think the technical. So you speak in Jive you speak in 1970s. Yeah. I'm like,
[00:12:57] Hey, brother, how y'all doing? Hey, they're slick. Yeah, I'm calling people slick. I'm
[00:13:01] calling people drive turkeys. So we're going to call it the box money, man. Jackie the box.
[00:13:08] Yeah. Well, Jackie in the box, Mr. McDonald's burger King, me some Wendy's by the way, Adam,
[00:13:14] I saw I saw a door dashed McDonald's bag. Did you have a big song? What did you call
[00:13:21] it? What did you call it? What do you max? No, Mac? He called the Mac? No, you call the
[00:13:26] Max, I think. No, Mac is in Australia. They call it Mac. Shut the fuck. You called it
[00:13:32] something. Wait a second. You didn't say you were in an uber. They had a McDonald's ad
[00:13:37] on the radio and they said, this way get mecha's. I think you said max. No, I said Mac is.
[00:13:44] Which is also the, which is bad. Macabi Tel Aviv. Well, Mac is also the nickname for Paul McCartney
[00:13:52] too. Wow. To throw back to the. So okay, I would just like to just for a point of clarification.
[00:13:59] Yeah. What time did you happen to get this breakfast? I think like seven. No, no, no,
[00:14:05] you weren't up at seven. I was up early and I went back to sleep. You're literally never
[00:14:10] upset. You got you got breakfast at seven. You got breakfast at seven and went back to
[00:14:14] sleep. Is that what you're you want me to believe? No, I got breakfast after I got back
[00:14:18] up. But it was like eight forty. I want to say so that's almost two hours after seven.
[00:14:25] Well, I did go back to sleep. Okay, and here's the thing. Who is this guy? The Uvaldi police
[00:14:30] Yeah, thank you. Thank you. It's not. Thank you. Put it together. Nick. Is that who this
[00:14:36] is? Um, fucking six hours to get your hearted diapers to go into the school. Did you order
[00:14:43] in a 45? Did it get here at a 45? I can't recall because if it's within an hour, yeah,
[00:14:48] of when we're doing the show, yeah, I don't want to be the I don't want to be the breakfast
[00:14:53] person. Donald's gets here very fast. Happy road to get my dick. I'm driving my car to
[00:15:05] Abbey Road. I'm gonna fuck some guy. I would love to just transition to doing like G-rated
[00:15:11] versions of all the bullshit from this show for children. Now that's what I call funny
[00:15:17] song parody. Like just sell the sell come town to Nickelodeon. But it's like a group town.
[00:15:24] Yeah, slime. Slimeville. Slimeville on Nickelodeon. Yeah. And it's just, yeah. Just. Can you change
[00:15:30] my diaper? Yeah, it's like silly little song. I'm a baby. Damn dude. You know what? I'm going
[00:15:42] to start selling those. Can I see your penis shirts again? Those are my I don't know some
[00:15:47] asshole. You can certainly sell them in Greece. That's true. I'm gonna sell them in Greece.
[00:15:51] Oh, you got a got a fucking Scott's step. Yes. That's personal attorney attorney. That's
[00:15:59] bull's. If I ever see step, it's on site. Can you imagine that's all good? Manass dude?
[00:16:03] Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got to get rid of these see your penis shirt. Should I just yeah.
[00:16:09] Anyway, can I see your pair? If I remember correctly, there's a porn with them. No, I
[00:16:17] don't believe so. So let's just alone. There's a porn. No, I think you're embarrassing yourself.
[00:16:29] Oh, oh my God. Let me see your penis. Yeah, he had a sex tape. Oh, interesting. Did you
[00:16:38] jack off to it? No, be honest. How about Scott's stuff out of respect I did not Scott's
[00:16:44] stab look at my hat. My penis. Who had a didn't Bam have a sex tape? Yeah, basically
[00:16:53] everyone had a sex to Bam had a sex tape Colin Farrell didn't his dick was truly out of this
[00:16:58] world. It was calling it big. He's been like, his dick. Oh, wow. He was out of bounds. Guy
[00:17:06] Fieri style. It was a rock star dick right there. That dick is gangster. Guy Fieri. And
[00:17:12] this is Donors drive ins and gay sex secrets, celebrity sex. We're calling over. We're calling
[00:17:20] Macos in at seven a.m. I'm watching the Colin Farrell sex tape in the back of my mobile
[00:17:26] trailer. Well, it gets better guys. It's a threesome with Kid Rock and Scott said. No.
[00:17:32] Yeah, those guys are running a train on some fucking poor woman. Yeah, they're fucking
[00:17:37] double tour. They're dubbed warp. No, no, that's not a warp tour. Yeah, that's like some kind
[00:17:42] of it's probably called like the outlaw rockers tours. I'm trying to focus more on the pun
[00:17:48] of warp tour. Warp tour. Yeah, I see red light districts announcement. They have a they have
[00:17:54] their hands. Dude, I forgot about red light this year. They have to do every four dirty
[00:17:58] paws on a sex tape starring Kid Rock and Creed front men Scott step and a group of hoochie's
[00:18:05] can I say this? Can I say this? It's an orgy. I think I think the debate is over. The greatest
[00:18:10] tour name of all time is still intensity and 10 cities. That is true. It's awesome intensity
[00:18:16] and 10 cities. Who was that for Ted Nugent? Yeah, he was going around every city where
[00:18:21] the age of consent was under 14. Yeah, consent cities. Yeah. The content the tent city in
[00:18:33] consent cities tour. Why go around fucking wayward teenagers, homeless wayward teenagers.
[00:18:40] I hit skid road. I fucked 12 year olds. I fuck children and I'm gay. Thank you, everybody.
[00:18:51] Yeah. Consents city and 10 cities. Consents city and 10 cities. Yeah, that's
[00:18:59] a kind of literally have like a fuck it. Didn't you like buy a child from like somewhere like
[00:19:04] Thailand or something like true literally Scott's stop. No, no, Ted Nugent. I think he like
[00:19:10] trafficked a fucking kid back in his prime. Really? So the kids here wouldn't give it
[00:19:19] up for him. I think he probably didn't like cat scratch fever. And a cat scratch. Look,
[00:19:24] I'll be honest, separate the artist from the art cat scratch fever is a banger. He's got
[00:19:30] a couple nice ones under his belt. But he definitely is a I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile
[00:19:35] and he's a you think I could get a job teaching soccer to retarded kids. You don't know the
[00:19:41] game now. I know but they're retarded. So but their parents are you can lie to them. Well,
[00:19:47] I mean, obviously you don't know how it works. Well, they got the gene somewhere hidden.
[00:19:51] Yeah. But unless you activate it, unless you can press like a so you do a sonic boom.
[00:19:57] Adam, the correct answer was you can do whatever you want, but it's no. No, no, no, no. That
[00:20:04] was the correct answer. No, if I agree, no, no, if I as you'll say, I'm sucking up my
[00:20:10] obviously absurd question. You don't know the sport. You don't know the game. You don't
[00:20:15] know the beautiful game. Yeah. No, yeah. No, I get those. I think you could, man. Yeah,
[00:20:20] you could for sure. You just set up cones and you tell them to run in between them. Mm hmm.
[00:20:25] You know, those guys, it's dribble in between these cones. Damn, I would love to have a fucking
[00:20:29] retarded son. Yeah. No, one one of them salutes like a little bit of urine starts coming out
[00:20:33] of his penis. I'm like, not that kind of dribbling Spencer. No, they got horse streams. Well,
[00:20:41] a little retarded, but he's dribble. He has that's how that's his penis is the musculature
[00:20:46] that he could control the flow. Oh, yes, sir. And he starts dribbling. Well, a phenom. Yeah,
[00:20:52] a pissing phenom. Yeah, to be able to dribble at such a young age. Yeah.
[00:20:56] Yeah. Cocksock fever is what you have. Yeah.
[00:21:01] Yeah.
[00:21:02] Um, honestly, dude, I'm gonna fucking, I would love to just go go get fucking coaching with
[00:21:09] me and a bunch of little kids be like Kramer in that episode where he's getting a yellow
[00:21:12] belt. I tell you, honestly, 100% sincerity. What I would love is if somehow this show ends,
[00:21:19] and I could get a job at like a nature center, where I just fucking take fucking kids out
[00:21:24] of the woods and be like, that's a fucking woodpecker easily do that. That's it. Yeah,
[00:21:27] trails and shit explaining flora and fauna and what the Indians did before we killed all
[00:21:32] of them. Yeah. That would be that would be a dream. That's a cool job. That would be an
[00:21:35] awesome job. Um, one of the somebody at my, at my brother's wedding, I met a girl who
[00:21:45] was a fucking park ranger in like Montana. Yeah.
[00:21:48] Sounded awesome. That's cool. She had a Blickie too. They gave her a fucking shoddy. She just
[00:21:54] rides around this beautiful fucking like park making sure there's enough. I think for bears.
[00:22:00] Yeah. Yeah. For any gay vagrants having sex. It's true.
[00:22:05] You can execute the ones are full of them. Montana's got an executor on site law. If
[00:22:11] you're caught sodas itemizing. So actually under those laws, the one getting fucked in
[00:22:18] the ash is actually the victim. Oh, it's automatically array. If you fuck the ass, you gotta go.
[00:22:25] Oh, I call the one that you're under I call the one getting fucked in the ass the winner.
[00:22:30] Yeah, I know you do. Cause I know the game.
[00:22:38] Suck my penis. It's not big. Bob Bob Bob. What are some other 10 new
[00:22:44] gen classics? That's the one that comes to mind. Cat scratch fever, Mustang Sally. Right.
[00:22:50] Hey, Jude. You only played you. You only played a win. Hey, hey, Jude. My big small lovers
[00:22:57] over moonlight. The classic ballad. Last Christmas. Dude, I love last Christmas. The
[00:23:08] best Christmas. Oh, yeah. Do the music videos. I know you showed it to me. It was awesome.
[00:23:14] Yeah. Were there with their girlfriends? Yeah. And there's so much sexual tension between
[00:23:18] the guys. Yeah. Was the other way I'm guy gay too. I don't think so, but they maybe he
[00:23:24] was by association. Maybe George Michael such as cock a couple times. He was pretty, dude.
[00:23:29] Oh my God. Gore in the day. A Greek. I know. A lot of pride. It's just sad he couldn't
[00:23:36] be who he was. He comes around 10 years later. He's not getting arrested in a bathroom sucking
[00:23:41] cock. He's sucking cock the fucking Waldorf Astoria. Yeah. Although he's probably doing
[00:23:46] that too. He just liked the thrill of cruising. If I had to guess we should ask Ian, we should
[00:23:51] get Ian and ask him if he was shit. If he was rich, would he still cruise? He is not even
[00:23:56] here to defend himself. No, he knows about cruising in bathroom. No, he doesn't know
[00:24:01] George Michael. Why would you say such? All right. We're gonna have Ian on to ask him.
[00:24:07] Dude, you guys miss it. But when I did the show with Mike and Ian, he was telling us
[00:24:12] about a book he's reading called irreversible damage. Oh my God. And it's about why women
[00:24:18] might have let's just let's just let's just tell me what you think it's about. Just what
[00:24:25] happened to the audience? Hold on. The mental image of just Ian in Barnes and Noble fucking
[00:24:31] going past his self-help section and picking up something called irreversible damage being
[00:24:36] like, this sounds like it's right up my house. Well, it's a book written about what happened
[00:24:40] was asshole when he was 14. Right. That was the joke Mike made. Okay. Great minds. Great
[00:24:48] minds. Okay. So that's okay. The book is about how trans women shouldn't cut the penis off.
[00:25:01] Literally. Literally. That's it. That's the joke. That's the whole book. Oh, that's so
[00:25:11] awesome. Yes. So wait. Okay. I'm of two minds here. A book like like a chapter book. Yeah,
[00:25:18] sitting down and reading out which okay. I'm of two minds here. Oh, let me say you tell
[00:25:22] me somebody already wrote that book. It's a book that he is reading. There goes nine
[00:25:27] months of work, buddy. Nick said Nick's pouring kerosene on his manuscript. All right. I'm
[00:25:36] fine. I'm good. I got other ideas. Exit plan. Yeah. He was. I got it. I got it. Now. Is
[00:25:42] that a turf book? Is Ian going turf or is he so? No, it's trying to figure out. He
[00:25:47] want Cox on girls. Right. Is that he wants to be with a trans woman that has the penis.
[00:25:52] But he has to read a book. He needs. So the argument is argument is because I'm horny.
[00:26:00] Yeah. That's why because I like because that's what that's why these women shouldn't get
[00:26:05] pushed. They're doing irreversible damage to my dating. That's such a niche. It's insane.
[00:26:13] So they're pro trans but anti getting your car. Honestly, I pine after the like the days
[00:26:21] when Ian wanted to be both a liberal and a conservative. He still is doing. No, no,
[00:26:25] no, no. He's really he's full conserve. It's not even conservative. It's it's really he's
[00:26:31] just every issue he's committing to one side. But it's a side that no one else is on. It's
[00:26:38] his own side. Honestly, dude, what that is is a mark of a truly free thinker. Yeah.
[00:26:43] 25 years. I had 25 years. People are going to be like even finance was the only person
[00:26:48] with clear politics. He was authentically himself. He was the only guy that had an understanding
[00:26:56] of what was actually going on. Yeah, I was reading it. I was watching his documentary
[00:27:00] made by black leaders. Yeah. I'm still defending that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Adam, Adam's
[00:27:08] sitting on Ian in 2020 sounds like a guy in 2005 being like, I don't support the war,
[00:27:13] but I support the troops. Right. Just some nonsense statement that doesn't mean anything.
[00:27:18] No, it's just a fucking thing. His opinions are always I would look fucker. You talking
[00:27:22] about I was I think there's an Ian is way more nuanced than the Iraq war. I would say
[00:27:27] Ian deserves literally more thought than a rock. No, but people forget nobody even cared
[00:27:33] about Iraq. Nobody gave a shit. They did. No, people didn't care. They didn't care. No,
[00:27:40] that's kind of what like, you know, trans people keeping the dick or not. That's it's
[00:27:44] the same thing. I would say until we have a Fallujah moment, right, you know, which is
[00:27:49] going to have to be, I guess, the wrong trans person cutting off too beautiful of a piece.
[00:27:54] Just so you incredibly lost. Because what that I tell you, it's going to happen. It's
[00:27:58] going to be just going to be in person basically with like the original Penn station of Dix.
[00:28:02] Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:28:04] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:28:05] Yeah. Okay. Yeah.iri ra, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. No, we just got to everybody
[00:28:10] until they demolish it to make way for justice. And after that people were like, what, what
[00:28:12] have we done? Right. And it there's going to be there's going to be somebody that does
[00:28:16] it. You're going to allow the should have put undergroundice Penn Station or MSG. They
[00:28:20] should have put it where fucking the other train station is Grand Central. That one is
[00:28:24] kind of gay. I would say that not all the Zenber dent comic that I was in really far
[00:28:30] out there Taotou. Yeah, I mean, that old, those old picture. I mean, it's good, it's
[00:28:33] Interesting, but yeah the other one was just that way more yeah, well they should have put it nuts in your arms
[00:28:39] There's nothing not too far away. It's I will say it is cool to live in a city. It's two blocks from where it is now
[00:28:46] That's not two blocks. Yeah, I mean technically that's way for a B&H photo avenues
[00:28:53] I guess I
[00:28:54] Liked it. It's in the mix. It's pretty cool
[00:28:57] It's cool to be in the one city where it's a bull does B&H photo
[00:29:00] You know what they should put just bulldoze all of like Williamsburg and put stuff there
[00:29:05] Either B&H photo
[00:29:08] Everybody's silvers parts of silver spring maybe yeah
[00:29:11] Yeah
[00:29:29] Dear reversible damage who wrote that oh it's a woman's name, but I don't know if it's a trans well or whatever
[00:29:36] Yeah, well you can tell by the name. Mm-hmm. Yeah, her name was a
[00:29:43] I don't know Wow, I couldn't come up
[00:29:54] Say like Sapphire res Morelda right yeah, but I wonder if one of those more about he's like her name is a
[00:30:01] Formula one drive to sure
[00:30:07] Name is tag whore
[00:30:11] Tag here
[00:30:15] Damn I just I'm wait, you know what that whole Mike Brown documentary is about is about Mike Brown
[00:30:21] No, it's about how he didn't say hands up. Don't shoot not that he wasn't killed by a policeman
[00:30:28] Right
[00:30:33] Line yeah, was mr. Tris. We're just fine words. Yeah. Yeah, his final words were actually good times noodle sound
[00:30:45] Not a lot of people know that he was just huge he loved to eat love
[00:30:50] Yeah, it's good
[00:30:52] He was a good as it gets in
[00:30:55] Bount bounce took the snatch the cigar Ellis and shoved that little Indian guy and he was like
[00:31:00] Carol the waitress meets Simon the fag right and then he walked out. Yeah
[00:31:06] He loved it, dude. He loved all late period in his marijuana socks
[00:31:12] Ari had those socks with my mom met Ari it was so cute man
[00:31:16] My mom was years ago Joe Joe list was having like a Christmas party and my mom just like mom's rock dude
[00:31:23] She her her she was beating all these comics who were just like, you know
[00:31:27] 40 year old men and shit and it was just like her vibes were the same as when she would like come pick me up at like
[00:31:33] Eldis's house
[00:31:35] You know 25 years ago. She just came through with like cookies and everyone was so nice there
[00:31:40] And Ari was literally just wearing weed socks. Ari was probably you know, basically my mother's age
[00:31:45] Yeah, Ari is 67 years old
[00:31:51] She was cute as hell
[00:31:53] Ari's gotta be a most Zen person in this business. Yeah, he's a great dude
[00:31:56] And it's the way he looks at things is perfect. Yeah
[00:31:59] He's I mean truly Ari nothing gets him too, and there's like fucking there's like bounties on his head
[00:32:05] Yeah, there's still black teens that are
[00:32:09] Because of Kobe do you know me? Yeah that guy and he's just like yeah
[00:32:13] You just don't apologize when you fucking live your life. Yeah, yeah
[00:32:16] I'll just fucking he'll say he's hope to have like death
[00:32:19] You'll have like you know a lot of people talk about death threats, but no there was money exchange to have that man murder
[00:32:25] And it'll just like go to Ecuador and do zip lines
[00:32:29] Let me yeah, he's fucking Michael Corleone in Italy. Yeah, the Kobe shit dies down
[00:32:34] I just done it. Yeah, literally nothing gets yeah
[00:32:40] Yeah, yeah, no Ari fucking rules
[00:32:42] He was way ahead of the curve in terms of actually taking time off
[00:32:45] Yeah, truly the way he lives his life is like a fucking nice little blueprint
[00:32:49] Yeah, cuz he just you know when he does stand up he goes hard
[00:32:51] Yeah, and then when he doesn't he doesn't do it and that's like that's exactly how you got to do it
[00:32:56] Yeah, cuz this constant doing it is just like we'll wreck your ass. Yeah
[00:33:01] Yeah, well I'm about to be on the road for the run
[00:33:04] I'll be in raw by the time this comes out. I guess maybe that'll be done
[00:33:08] But Raleigh do you either this weekend June 9th through 11th. I think this cut. That's next weekend. Okay for so well
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[00:34:08] Just wait I wasted literally every year of this show
[00:34:13] I'm not gonna fucking do it was so funny when we started making money. I'm like I'm not touching any of the
[00:34:18] Patriot. Yeah, I'm gonna be Jay Leno. I'm gonna keep my I'm gonna keep my day job
[00:34:21] I'm not touching any of the patreon money. It's a blessing and I'm gonna fucking use this and work on comedy
[00:34:27] Immediately after the first year lose all of the money day trading
[00:34:32] Immediately the stuff I told myself don't do yeah. Don't do that. Don't do it
[00:34:37] And then I did I was like I'm not I tell you what I'm not gonna do is lose all the money day trading crypto
[00:34:47] Quit stand up because a blizzard happened in 2017
[00:34:52] I was featuring remark Norman that helium and then all the shows got canceled
[00:34:56] I could sign from God
[00:34:59] To spend this entire time in bad relationships
[00:35:04] The switch like not even playing switch just making the clothes in red dead redemption, too
[00:35:12] I remember coming coming over when you had been playing it for maybe like four months
[00:35:18] The you had done
[00:35:20] 7% of the story well, he was doing all the so many sick you were hunting like the legendary Fox. Yeah for like an hour
[00:35:29] Get the fucking legendary animals you make all the clothes and then you do all the cutscenes with the squirrel hat
[00:35:36] What the hell do you mean?
[00:35:41] Yeah, but the wolf hat was fucking sick or the bear the bear cloak the bear cloak is that's a fucking good one crucial crucial
[00:35:48] Bear cloak is fucking sick. It's very it's very cool to be wearing a bear cloak and being like I'm dying
[00:35:58] I hate listen, I know the game is deep, but I hate dealing with tragedy in a fucking. Yeah, it is
[00:36:04] It is said you suffer a loss. I truly did let him live. It's a fucking video game. Yeah
[00:36:12] Real people in my life die
[00:36:14] Not now my fucking friend on in the PlayStation Arthur well, they had to really set up good man
[00:36:19] They're gonna set up John Marston. You play the first one the first game was amazing
[00:36:25] emotional connection like you play the second when you're like
[00:36:27] Who the fuck is this Arthur, but I fell in love quick dude? Arthur's a million times better than you want to lose Arthur
[00:36:34] He's a great man. It's fucked up. I I aspire to be half the man Arthur is
[00:36:39] Oh my I aspire to get bathed by half the horse and in the fucking saloon that Arthur did it's literally
[00:36:47] I love knowing that I have that simple
[00:36:58] Copy shit from a fictional man. He was a real man. He was a historical figure. He was inspired by Arthur
[00:37:03] Chew
[00:37:07] Guy up to it's a big art up. He's getting so much pussy. That's awesome. Maybe so funny if he was jacked
[00:37:12] Yeah, it's really how they get funny that a guy like that just sort of fades away
[00:37:16] Yeah, he was really we were really thinking about it when the show first started. Yeah, what's he up to do you know?
[00:37:22] He's living with William
[00:37:27] Those two are then who's the guy in like Malaysia who always talks about politics or the other Arthur chew emails
[00:37:33] Yes, yes, yes those three lives together in miles
[00:37:37] Chong Arthur Jam Arthur chew and then
[00:37:42] Who's the last guy William?
[00:37:47] That I would love to watch him have sex
[00:37:50] That would be awesome because you know he got pussy in the middle of his like about a fame
[00:37:54] And you know he was like doing weird faces Arthur Chewbacca and he's like ding dong
[00:38:03] So who's ding dong like his phrase? No, I don't know Chewbacca talks, but it's like it's fake Chinese
[00:38:14] Interesting interesting Arthur Chewbacca ends up eating regular Chewbacca
[00:38:19] I yes, yes, very nicely done and then Han Solo. You don't got to do anything with that
[00:38:26] He's already his name is already. He's already. I guess you can say Han
[00:38:29] Well, Han Han Han Solo, but it's the friendly guy from Tokyo drift right?
[00:38:38] Tossing Arthur Chewbacca the keys the Millennium Falcon he destroys it and he's like
[00:38:43] You got spirit kid
[00:38:45] Yeah, a lot of dog spirit
[00:38:49] I'll be right back. I got pissed that's why water go for it. Don't even fucking sweat it man
[00:38:57] Didn't he get didn't Arthur should you get divorced because he had too many ants in his bed or something like that?
[00:39:02] I don't know dude. I don't know any of these fucking losers. I know sports. I know do you know fuck a jock?
[00:39:09] Yeah, you're fucking jock. We both are dude. What was your first what was your most glorious sports moment in your life me?
[00:39:17] I got like I I went four for four. Oh, that's awesome in a game in baseball
[00:39:26] That's sick and then there was a taco bell that opened up by my
[00:39:31] House and I asked my dad if we could go to Taco Bell after the game
[00:39:35] And he said we couldn't because it was Passover
[00:39:41] So yeah, dude even your most your biggest glory is marred by a chilloop is lost. It's kind of a
[00:39:49] Kind of a microcosm for how my life is going right. Yeah. Yeah, that's true a lot of ups a lot of
[00:39:58] Damn, you know even at my highest
[00:40:00] It's like Denzel says when you're at your highest. That's when the the devil come for you, right? Yeah, which is very true
[00:40:09] Yeah, it sounds good
[00:40:11] Yeah
[00:40:12] What's your best? Oh dude so many sat from honestly? Yeah, my sophomore year. I've told this story before I
[00:40:21] Think I have anyway. Yeah our JV soccer coach gave a kid pornography
[00:40:26] And so and so they dissolved the because I always wanted to play football
[00:40:31] But my father was too like he was resolute that we were a soccer family his European because my dad played soccer
[00:40:37] He's actually he literally did play pro soccer in Greece
[00:40:40] But back when it wasn't that impressive when it was like, you know, he literally had a day job and played pro soccer
[00:40:47] and
[00:40:48] Then I went on so they dissolved the team and our JV football team was so bad
[00:40:53] Mm-hmm that they just let us you know, we had eligibility to let us play and honestly dude
[00:40:59] I was so good at JV football. I wasn't that good of I was fine at varsity, but JV, dude
[00:41:04] I was running through them boys
[00:41:06] Through that over I had my fucking soccer cleats on I was the nose tackle
[00:41:11] I was fucking up little fucking backup Baltimore City JV QB's
[00:41:16] Ah, did you have like a block of dance? I didn't have I did not have a
[00:41:21] That's never scored that broke my heart, but you know a lot of lot of sacks a lot of tackles for losses
[00:41:28] Mm-hmm. I was too stupid like I really didn't understand I wanted to play half back
[00:41:33] This was in the or full back. There's the Mike all-star error remember him
[00:41:37] Yeah, Tampa Bay Tampa Bay number 40 the big fat white fullback who scores
[00:41:43] Yeah, it was him and work done thunder and lightning. Yeah, they're back field
[00:41:47] This was in that era so I really wanted to be that guy, but I just didn't understand offense
[00:41:54] Football is fucking hard man really understanding the plays is honestly difficult. Yeah
[00:42:00] like
[00:42:01] Those guys are not fucking stupid jocks like they read you have to fucking memorize a lot if you get a football and
[00:42:07] I was just waiting to fucking there was one time where I was waiting to
[00:42:11] To learn the while I was learning the playbook. They're like you want to just play like scout team defense
[00:42:18] Not just fuck the little center up dude, and they were like why don't you play nose tackle?
[00:42:22] I was like great. No plays. I just fucked the center up
[00:42:25] That's it was awesome. Dude that honestly is some of the most fun. I've had in my life and then when I played varsity
[00:42:32] I'm still pretty good, but it was actually hard. They were fucking good. They were big
[00:42:36] Huge. Yeah, they're fucking 6 8 and shit. There's a kid who's got it was 6 8 playing tackle. They were gigantic
[00:42:45] It was a it was a queer person
[00:42:52] I think we did have one gay guy on the team, but he was deeply closet. He was from Texas. He was really religious
[00:42:59] And nobody just liked his vibes cuz he liked
[00:43:02] He's a
[00:43:05] Like that like that kind of closet Texas guy no more like the more no, but that was in his soul
[00:43:12] But he was he was covering like a military Christian like a slightly too long y'all
[00:43:18] Not quite close though, but he was like he was just a very proper
[00:43:22] Just he played linebacker. He's pretty good, but he just also like you know talk to talk
[00:43:27] He's dad was in the military so it was all about his fucking manners
[00:43:30] Mm-hmm and everybody in Baltimore, you know, we were a bunch of goons over there, you know, yeah, nobody appreciated his
[00:43:38] Proper speech and tuck his homosexual and his clear closet homosexuality
[00:43:43] Everyone was half the team was wildly homophobic and the other the other half was doing jokes about being gay. I
[00:43:52] Think that's where you that's right
[00:43:54] I think I've told this story about how they took it so far that they harassed
[00:44:00] They literal gay kid cuz they were like let me suck your dick and they give us like they're sexually assaulting me
[00:44:08] They got suspended
[00:44:12] Made a gay guy feel unsafe
[00:44:16] They deserved it, but it was like you guys understand you literally asked a gay man to have sex with him
[00:44:21] Yeah, like this we've lost this is not a joke anymore. You're doing gay shit, but I
[00:44:28] Won't say their names. They've turned it around
[00:44:31] There's small one of them is a small business owner one of them is actually a teacher now
[00:44:34] So really yeah, yeah, and then I've said it before a couple couple my friends a couple my friends from that team played in the NFL for a couple
[00:44:42] years was pretty sick
[00:44:44] Nick, what was your greatest sports triumph?
[00:44:46] And laser tag one time I punched a retarded kid in the throat
[00:44:56] It was so outflated didn't got him I think it was too dark in there that everything was outside of his physical spectrum
[00:45:01] Or he's blind to I don't know
[00:45:04] Maybe you could hear the lasers
[00:45:08] But I always had a different strategy because it's war it's war it's war it's all fair love war and
[00:45:13] Yeah, I just fucking nailed it
[00:45:17] And then unfortunately some bigger kids saw it happen they beat the fuck out of me but in that moment
[00:45:22] That was kind of my Iwo Jima. Yeah, I went down
[00:45:25] Raising the flag as the bullets. Oh, yeah the flags of your father
[00:45:31] Yeah, the second most retarded kid beating up the most retarded kid in the laser tag
[00:45:36] It's like a little big fish
[00:45:38] No, it'd be clear I never did that
[00:45:45] I don't think I've ever been I went to laser tag more than once or twice in my life because it's like as a kid
[00:45:50] You hear about laser tag you're like that's gonna be awesome. It is the gayest shit
[00:45:54] No, it's not the case, but it's not as cool as you think it's gonna be it's just a dark room with just spray-painted fucking barrels
[00:46:01] Here's what I'll say it's not it doesn't live up to the hype, but the second it's done you want to do it again
[00:46:06] Hmm, that's my experience
[00:46:11] No, I don't know nothing I have no a little league I have not well
[00:46:17] Dingers it counts. Yeah, that's the guy well
[00:46:19] Yeah, I mean I spent a lot of time practicing the last year I played baseball and then was able to like consistent
[00:46:24] I mean certainly consistently get on base, but like, you know driving runs and get triples here now
[00:46:29] Dude, it's funny because the more like you do this shit is a kid then you fucking go be whatever you think an adult should be
[00:46:35] And dude, I want to go back to just playing basketball like my my youth
[00:46:39] I thought I was gonna be in the fucking NBA
[00:46:42] Yeah, like you're 11 and you're like convinced like the shit that's so important to you truly was
[00:46:47] What why sports why sports are great for kids is because like the team element creates like a necessary
[00:46:53] Like the team element necessary like asked a tambour that kind of fucking like narcissism that would be developed
[00:46:59] If you put a kid into like acting or something
[00:47:01] Right, right, right, right, like if you're on a team like regardless of where you think you're gonna be in the NBA or not
[00:47:06] You can't be like fuck all these people right, right? Yeah, and the camaraderie like yeah the camaraderie from a like
[00:47:13] That's the thing dude. That was so fucking fun
[00:47:15] Yeah, you just missed that element of just like 20 bros and you're all fucking gunning for the same thing
[00:47:22] Yeah, yeah, and it's like, you know, you just don't get that it's important
[00:47:25] I want to I want to I want to be gotta like a dog. We had to keep trans women from ruining all of this
[00:47:30] Yeah, that's why we need to keep kid like
[00:47:34] 99% of trans kids who are gonna be just dog shit bench riders
[00:47:40] Mm-hmm. They don't get to do this in fact
[00:47:42] I shouldn't even be allowed to be trans at all just in the off chance that you cause a lea Thomas that creates this
[00:47:48] Domino effect right lea Thomas you let her do college swimming now tomorrow
[00:47:53] A kid that would have been fucking like a football star, you know, like a guy that was anti-social
[00:48:01] He's got other problems. He would have found some kind of social aspect to his life through sports
[00:48:06] That's gone now. That's gone because you're a you're a trans freak if you even go for tryouts. Yep
[00:48:12] That's the mentality. So guess what now he gets his dad's gun
[00:48:17] So he's coming into the school and who is he targeting?
[00:48:20] everyone
[00:48:22] Yep
[00:48:24] And thank God there are gonna be some police outside yeah to handcuff any parent trying to get their child's from it
[00:48:31] So what happened in this
[00:48:34] Some of the biggest pussies of all time dude, it's the funniest like imagine spending your whole life talking about what a fucking bad
[00:48:41] You know what it's funny because it's like I'm pretty like, you know, like nihilistic
[00:48:45] I guess at this point. I don't think anything will ever change
[00:48:47] But the fact that this like shooting happens in like the large
[00:48:52] the sentiment overall and
[00:48:54] Like even there's like not really much like even like conservative pushback against it
[00:48:58] Is it take away because like we have mass shootings all the time?
[00:49:01] But it's like they tried for a while that I mean fucking these retards that were like well use trans based on like this picture
[00:49:07] Looks nothing like the fucking guy. Yeah, you know and then that falls apart and then they're like well actually the shooting didn't even happen
[00:49:14] Yeah
[00:49:16] Okay, it's not a trans then I'll pivot to its fake. It's fake
[00:49:21] And the cops knew that that's why they weren't drawn in yeah
[00:49:25] But no, I mean overall like the fact that like people are kind of largely landing on like fuck the police is
[00:49:32] Good like that's good because it's better than anything that's happened. It's like since the last fucking masher
[00:49:37] Yeah, and it's like nobody's gonna nobody's gonna like land on like it's not gonna be like okay
[00:49:42] Well now we'll defund the police. That's not how it works like that'll just never happen
[00:49:47] but like
[00:49:49] Like everything is kind of try point
[00:49:52] But everything is like it all just happens in like the realm of like culture or aesthetics or whatever
[00:49:56] So the more you can do to create a vibe shift
[00:49:59] Where somebody who might aspire to
[00:50:02] Sublimate their aggression by becoming a police officer
[00:50:04] Yeah, thinks that being a police officer makes you like a fucking pussy bitch
[00:50:08] Yeah, then they're less likely to do it and then it'll kind of like solve the problem itself
[00:50:13] You need to just like destroy it you need to like destroy the respect like fucking that people have for
[00:50:20] Quote unquote law and no
[00:50:22] Anyways and once you get rid of that then it's like you know cuz the inverse happens all the time
[00:50:26] Like I said getting this argument about like you know like free speech or whatever people say oh it's only it's only like a
[00:50:32] free speech violation if it's the government doing it
[00:50:34] It's like yeah, but like everything's kind of built on like a like a cultural idea
[00:50:38] That reinforces these things anyways if people didn't care about free speech eventually like at the end of the line
[00:50:45] It's like repealing the first amendment or something. I guess but yeah
[00:50:48] It's like everything starts everything has to start with people being like why don't we give a fuck about this?
[00:50:52] Anyways, yeah, you know so like to have people landing on like fuck the the police. That's great. It is great. It just sucks
[00:50:59] it fucking
[00:51:00] Kids have to die for us to be like cops who fucking all who don't ever do
[00:51:05] I mean you're tweeted your tweet from years ago is exactly right about cops
[00:51:10] Yeah, where it's like they don't douche like who has had how many cops in your life?
[00:51:15] Do you know that we're fucking that you're glad became cops that you're not like yikes that guy's a fucking cop
[00:51:22] I don't really know how many times I don't really know anyone that's become a cop right and how many times
[00:51:26] But well how many times have you been helped or have they solved the problem where it's like oh if something gets stolen forget about it
[00:51:33] You can't do that but then if there's anti-police marches these cock suckers
[00:51:36] Yeah, can find you by like one piece of like the graphic t-shirt you're wearing
[00:51:42] They can fucking see who bought it in your area and find your fucking addressing shit
[00:51:46] Yeah, it's just like you know, they don't they truly are fucking it's a great scam
[00:51:51] I mean salute to them. Yeah, it's literally like fucking it's mafia shit where they get control over shit
[00:51:57] And they get no show jobs and like those that's what that high school job was
[00:52:02] Yeah, like a guy those guys make like 70 grand a year
[00:52:05] Yeah, to just sit there and like occasionally yell at a teenager
[00:52:09] I saw a cop in the New York Auto show that was on like fucking like
[00:52:13] Don't drink and drive duty. He's just sitting. He's just sitting at a fucking yeah, you know a table
[00:52:19] Yeah, and that guy's you know, you get $100,000 a hundred thousand dollars as much over time as they want
[00:52:24] And then they'll work at a giant and be security and make another fucking $40,000 a year whatever
[00:52:31] Yeah, it's so it's fucking goddamn dude, but you know hopefully I
[00:52:36] Mean hopefully some happen these fucking cops plus all the pussy. They're getting on the side
[00:52:42] Plus all the pussy. I think I'm gonna have to shit for the last eight minutes of this podcast really. That's all right
[00:52:48] This this this I just drank that whole cold brew
[00:52:51] That Papa Johnson oysters is gonna come out of my ass fast. Well, just you know what?
[00:52:55] Well, dude for the last eight minutes. I'm gonna go through every book on Adam's books. That's great and ask him what it's about
[00:53:01] I think that's they're mainly my girlfriend. Oh your girlfriend your quote-unquote
[00:53:07] girlfriend
[00:53:09] That's I'm gonna start doing that all the time now this every sentence. So all you had a quote-unquote breakfast. Did you?
[00:53:18] Quote quote-unquote is very dismissive. It is
[00:53:23] Damn I these fucking
[00:53:25] These allergies are insane mine are bad too. This is fucking insane. I'm crying
[00:53:30] I'm like job to been crying all morning. Take a take a lick of energy
[00:53:34] I'm worried about getting sleepy and you know, you know, this show's gonna be
[00:53:37] So
[00:53:40] So
[00:53:42] What?
[00:53:43] Honestly, like I didn't read about the shooting at all because the world is so sad now
[00:53:48] But the cops didn't go in there for three hours or something
[00:53:51] It was a long period of time. Yeah, the way that's why you didn't read anything about it
[00:53:56] I mean I heard 20 kids died so you but you were too sad to read about the I don't know. It's just more shit. Yeah
[00:54:04] Right, but it was because you were sad
[00:54:07] No, it's just the world is sad
[00:54:10] And I saw 20 kids died. Yeah, what am I gonna do by the U-Valdi police department?
[00:54:16] Well, you don't have to do anything
[00:54:17] But the reason you didn't read anything about it is because it was too much for you to bear. I read a headline
[00:54:23] Yeah, you read a hand it was a rough week, you know, yeah, yeah, I couldn't
[00:54:28] I couldn't shoulder that in that particular week that a friend died. Yeah
[00:54:33] Yeah, so I didn't want to
[00:54:36] I don't want to keep going your personal life as she said to read
[00:54:40] Yes, yes to read about how long it took the cops to go into the school
[00:54:46] I'm sure that it was a dereliction of duty and that
[00:54:50] They fucked it up and the more kids died than should have yeah
[00:54:55] They did they didn't want to read the art at all like
[00:54:57] Establish it I the timeline the thing is they they lied about it numerous times and then the final timeline
[00:55:04] We landed on is still something that's generated by the police department anyways, so it's not clear, but there is a video of
[00:55:11] cops
[00:55:13] restraining parents hand-cuffing them holding them down with their tasers like out
[00:55:18] while you can hear the shooter in the background still shooting and
[00:55:22] And you know, I mean yeah, yeah, they just didn't that's horrific and you know, I it's I
[00:55:31] Don't know about the personal psychology of those that there is you know and I'll say this there is like
[00:55:37] and
[00:55:39] Like account like not necessarily a counter argument
[00:55:41] but something to take into consideration is like yeah, you can call these like cops pussies and cowards or whatever and
[00:55:48] You know say that oh, they should have gone into the building
[00:55:51] And I think that that's fine as long as that's like a vector for like
[00:55:56] Removing the problem of overfunded militarized police departments
[00:56:00] That ultimately don't provide us with this with like the thing that you like, you know
[00:56:03] Maybe you should expect in return, but beyond that it's like it is still a job
[00:56:08] And you shouldn't expect anyone to like have to go like put their fucking the answer isn't like well
[00:56:13] We need police that are willing to die, you know, what isn't that the job?
[00:56:17] No, like that's that's the job is that they risk their lives because it's like it's still functions
[00:56:22] Is the same way as I mean like you know like
[00:56:25] Maybe you could carve out an argument for the military, but like no you shouldn't have a system where
[00:56:30] Because there's people that become police officers out of like economic need or whatever. Mm-hmm, but like
[00:56:36] No, it's not going to it's not really a trade-off
[00:56:39] It shouldn't there shouldn't be like yeah like a societal trade-off where like you get to murder people and enforce the law in
[00:56:46] Exchange you have to risk your life and die because it's but isn't that what like the whole punisher look up blue lives matter
[00:56:54] Things all about is that they risk their lives it is but therefore we have to respect that shouldn't be that way either
[00:56:59] There shouldn't be any job
[00:57:00] We were allowed to demand the people that they fucking die or they put their lives at risk
[00:57:04] Uh-huh, you know, so what do you do if kids are getting work?
[00:57:08] You need like a you need to fix whatever problems exist if that's even happening in the first place
[00:57:13] Uh-huh, which to a certain extent, it's like that might not even be like entirely possible
[00:57:18] It's like you know, you can say all ban assault weapons. It's like okay. Well, what's gonna stop people from driving like a
[00:57:23] truck through a fucking parade
[00:57:25] you know, it's like you you can't really like
[00:57:30] Like prevent everything. I mean that's right. You know, it's sort of like
[00:57:34] What's what's the thing with the salt weapons? They have more bullets? I have no idea
[00:57:39] I don't know where we're talking about this long-come-down podcast right now because of what who gives a fuck who shows anything at the end of the year?
[00:57:45] Yeah, that's true
[00:57:47] We'll have a dumb conversation about it and then people get mad people be like how dare then they'll argue about it
[00:57:53] They'll get mad that the show that no one makes them listen to
[00:57:57] The audacity to have a conversation
[00:58:01] About something that they have the correct and good opinions about I don't think they think that I think they want us to
[00:58:07] make fun of
[00:58:09] minorities or queer people or you know
[00:58:13] Well cops are a minority cops are a type of true. It's true
[00:58:16] They don't say you could say that they prove themselves to be a type of queer last week. It's true. You know
[00:58:25] That's that's that's one of those letters has to stand for coward. Yeah, it's true. LGBT QC. Yeah
[00:58:32] Cup yeah cop. I think you're on something there. Yeah
[00:58:37] Stop it an entire pop of John's Pizza. I've done that a million times don't act like that's not that's normal
[00:58:45] No, that's that's a grown man. You think it's a lot because as a kid you remember having one or two slices of pizza
[00:58:52] No, hold on
[00:58:53] You think it's weird because as a child you remember having one or two slices of pizza three is crazy when you're five or you know
[00:58:59] Six seven eight. Yeah, but as an adult an entire slice of the entire pizza entire large pop of John's Pizza
[00:59:05] That's a normal amount of food. No, it's 100%
[00:59:10] No, it is I've done that I've done that like not even being hungry. It's easy
[00:59:15] It's not all at once. You don't sit down and you rest on it throughout the day
[00:59:20] Absolutely. Well, no not throughout the day, but throughout the evening
[00:59:23] Have a slice two slices
[00:59:25] Introductory and then you say I'm gonna put this away for later than you say
[00:59:31] Then there's four what size Papa John it was a medium
[00:59:34] Oh me it wasn't that big and honestly was not a modest medium. It was not a lot in fact
[00:59:38] Here's how I know it wasn't that big when it came I was mad
[00:59:47] Honestly, thank God
[00:59:49] Because my ass is really fucked when I worked at Papa John's I would get off
[00:59:53] I would take a home I take a pizza home every night and fucking then I would have a breath
[00:59:57] Let me let me just stop right there. What do you guys it's an hour? How do you guys feel about just rolling into the next one?
[01:00:03] Um, ain't it break. No, no, noA a measles