Cum Town | Premium | 06/12/2022
[00:00:00] are we doing a new thing now we're I'm holding for a pussy or even this rolls in
[00:00:05] the this rolls in we just do it's true we had stopped though so last week's was
[00:00:12] a two-parter reverse two-parter well there are there are two parters but it's
[00:00:16] you gotta you gotta go to the next week after his premium to get take the
[00:00:19] regular so two weeks ago that premium was the first part of this which was
[00:00:24] actually the second part of the last week yeah so the right way to listen to
[00:00:28] part is to wait till Sunday Adam had to go in the other room take a nap and
[00:00:31] before he left before he left he because I think now that you're back we
[00:00:36] should re-litigate there okay a large piece of saga that's true we should we
[00:00:41] didn't get your take on the large pizza that we started talking about many
[00:00:45] people online or home game one come down large pizza saw I want because I took I
[00:00:50] had to shit in your home yeah that's fine I heard you said some uncharitable
[00:00:54] things about me while I was in there no I said yeah he said stop stop isn't even
[00:00:59] uncircumcised is dick is just so small what that it recedes past isn't the
[00:01:03] cuts do you really say that I said you're a scared turtle how why why wouldn't I
[00:01:09] be just told you you're a circumcise they had to make up your family you know
[00:01:12] that you know you know you don't speak Greek I do know that you're they're
[00:01:16] family made up but not yeah it convinced you so much harder than your
[00:01:21] circumcised no they just did it to convince you're uncircumcised
[00:01:25] some circumcised you are yeah you're not even real dick is so you're dick is
[00:01:29] my dick is so little the circumcised dick skin yeah still covers it yes
[00:01:33] man that stinks and honestly I don't think that's true mm-hmm but if you guys
[00:01:40] both say what if you're not even fat dude are you sick is so small your body
[00:01:45] looks huge you're actually 145 pounds yeah but just we can see that your dick
[00:01:53] is so small you look fat come on you can't drop so many hair down to your ankles
[00:01:57] really you actually got extra teeth what yeah yeah my dick is so small dick is
[00:02:03] just like it's actually even good that be wouldn't be crowding my mouth yeah
[00:02:12] it's good extra teeth what is this when you say I tell you it makes it better
[00:02:17] eating pussy that's for that shit comes in and bro you fucking rub your hit all
[00:02:24] your teeth like a xylophone using the clit mmm that would be pretty cool so
[00:02:31] what's your point on the pizza Adam I don't even remember what I said I said
[00:02:37] oh it's stop had a pizza last I had a whole Papa John's pizza yeah he said
[00:02:41] stop an entire pizza that's disgusting no what is he the pizza you call me that
[00:02:47] he's a despicable term Adam I didn't see they call me the pizza yeah it's just
[00:02:55] your pizza and I never got to congratulate you on Mike for having a
[00:03:02] wonderful bathroom facility yeah really you do you it's okay I'm joy said well I
[00:03:07] will narrow I don't like that design aspect where you can't control that it's
[00:03:12] kind of shoved in there but you've done the best you can with the space you have
[00:03:16] I'm happy that I love the show yeah you also have plenty of toilet paper
[00:03:21] easily accessible yeah thank you decorated nice and the toilet paper is
[00:03:26] plush unlike Nick who I did I had to let him know he can't be a one-ply guy well
[00:03:31] this this fucking Jew over here well he is yep that's true it's ridiculous you
[00:03:36] need to fucking I don't even know what toilet paper costs I just get I don't
[00:03:40] look at the thing I just buy toilet paper it's going you think I asked you
[00:03:45] think I can't go in my ass no I know you but you should care what wipe you
[00:03:51] got like a rough you think I put any thought into what I put I know you put a
[00:03:57] lot of stuff in your ass completely what's the word yeah fuck hold on it's like
[00:04:03] it's like let's say I was into off-roading for a second I got a thousand off
[00:04:06] voting for like that's my thing is I'm taking the X-terra out get muddy then
[00:04:11] it's like oh I gotta make sure I go to the touchless car wash I gotta make sure
[00:04:15] I don't even any swirls on the paint job on my fucking rough trade
[00:04:19] X-terra out here with doolies I got pipes coming out of my ass so I can get it
[00:04:24] so the oxygen has positive flow okay that's it you don't want to create any
[00:04:28] negative space in the hole that makes you create a hydraulic of suction you create
[00:04:33] a hydraulic effect and you can actually damage the tip of the man's penis Wow
[00:04:36] if he fucks you too hard I did not know that you have to put his dick down the
[00:04:40] pipe no you have a pipe on the side okay this places the air I see your thing
[00:04:46] yeah you ever see that I read your dick sucked and someone's basically done
[00:04:50] that where it's a kind of a tornado which like they suck your dick and even the
[00:04:53] moments it's off their mouth is off there's like wind sucks your dick that
[00:04:59] happened to me once it was one of the most insane things I've ever felt it was
[00:05:02] awesome I busted like a fucking girl I was like oh who's so sick I don't understand
[00:05:09] what you're saying I don't really know yeah you're saying that your penis was
[00:05:12] so small there was no what the fuck is this with the small thing stuff all the
[00:05:17] fucking right off the bat back to back small that's what the first one was
[00:05:21] funny I'm not fat I have hair but this is that was pretty funny this is a
[00:05:25] completely separate thing and I have a small dick again a woman had a tornado
[00:05:29] of air in her I don't know what she was doing to have an orgasm much like a
[00:05:34] woman would have yes was that your player my point is she didn't have I
[00:05:39] mean I think you're a straight shooter but that type of a I am a straight shooter
[00:05:43] what a liar what a liar who's never gotten his dick I've got my things like
[00:05:48] plenty you know that you know now you know I have some credibility built up
[00:05:53] here with my friends well yeah about getting my actually run a women shelter
[00:05:58] for women I'll be honest with you I literally have no idea okay I don't
[00:06:02] understand oh can I fucking try yeah okay okay you're getting your dick
[00:06:06] suck she gives it a suck on the way out there's some kind of air vacuum when
[00:06:12] you when what do you mean this suck no woman actually they know none of them
[00:06:15] actually suck they just you sometimes they give it all they lick the bottom of
[00:06:19] the top of the user hand oh my god you've never gotten like them no okay well
[00:06:25] that's what I'm fucking that's not pleasant to suck a penis I'm telling you
[00:06:29] it was it was really cool and interesting and no one's ever sucked my
[00:06:33] dick like that before and I busted awesome Lee really and I want and I
[00:06:37] wanted to ask my friends has I never happened to you and I'm being ridiculed
[00:06:40] honestly in my mind the mouth is just there to provide fucking fluid for the
[00:06:44] hand job that's really all blow job you know I'm with you actually yeah I in my
[00:06:49] in my life I kind of like a hand job dominated blowjob yeah of course I
[00:06:55] wouldn't say of course well if this is like you saying you're into tits now
[00:07:00] me you can't you can't say of course like it's well that's a thing that you
[00:07:04] were always in we've established that I am the guy who likes tits you're a
[00:07:09] Johnny come lately the liking tits well I mean if a girl could fit her hand and
[00:07:14] mouth on my penis I would love it you know what forget forget I said anything
[00:07:21] I'm trying to share one of the best blowjobs I've ever gotten in my life with my
[00:07:26] pals who is it from I mean like give us a demographic that bitch's name was Albert
[00:07:31] Einstein yeah it was she was a genius with the dick you know just somebody I
[00:07:37] fucking meant I don't know a genius with the dick a genius with the dick she was
[00:07:43] she honestly was awesome with it S you she was nice with it for real she was
[00:07:48] nice it's real nice nice it's like you're getting your dick sector like this is
[00:07:52] real noise like that girl nice she's nice nice bro noise like she fucking like
[00:08:00] she hit a mid-range this is just a good range I really just I don't care I'll be
[00:08:05] out in the open with I would really just prefer to have a family at this point
[00:08:07] but that's just that's my thing that he's copying from me I agree I know we
[00:08:12] been saying this for years I agree Adam is the game father think I want to let
[00:08:17] me put it this way you'd be terrible at having a family he's been saying it be
[00:08:21] one of the worst you would be a bad family man am I gonna can I say man
[00:08:27] you'd be very bad at it oh can I see a lot of Trump I don't know but here this
[00:08:34] Adam says it because he doesn't mean it why because he doesn't mean it because he
[00:08:38] thinks it's a cute thing I think he does actually no no then why have you got
[00:08:42] nine abortions in the last year what do you mean my guys keep fucking his
[00:08:47] ass well pregnant this guy and his girlfriend would be mad if she found
[00:08:52] out this guy he has the Danny or the Arnold Schwarzenegger boy pussy from
[00:08:55] twins yeah he's making a accused no twins what was it you said that fucking
[00:09:01] get that job yeah that dumb thread some psycho did where they like when the
[00:09:06] Roe v. Wade decision was you know whatever the fucking thing was leave
[00:09:10] somebody just went through and they're like this is on you and went through
[00:09:14] and just blamed all their like cultural enemies from the last four years but
[00:09:17] they put us in there us and Jim Norton yeah right yeah Jim no no no no no no
[00:09:22] why are we lumped into Jim I don't know if that was a joke or not but it's like I
[00:09:25] guarantee you they were responsible for more abortions in that bitch people
[00:09:29] 100 percent yeah between us we've racked up a nice amount oh I caught a
[00:09:34] plan be eating bodies in general oh I got some teardrop cats on my face we
[00:09:39] we listen some people just talk about it yeah we fucking I live we we we be
[00:09:45] about it you have a plan be not work and you have to like bite your tongue and
[00:09:50] not tell the woman that because it only goes up to 155 pounds that's not
[00:09:54] happened to me no yeah weird it didn't work they really should be telling
[00:10:05] nobody's that true yes yes we had another luckily that has been an issue
[00:10:11] over my weight class I can't physically have sex with a woman over so it's so
[00:10:18] much more powerful than you I would injure myself so I have I fuck plenty
[00:10:22] of women over 150 live but I don't think I've ever busted inside that's your
[00:10:26] weight class I'm I'm a fucking I'm a band I do plenty of catch weight fights
[00:10:31] pal I'm a super flyway you are super flyway I'm all over I'm I don't have to make
[00:10:37] weight it's in my contract a super flyway I have sex with a pimps from Harlem
[00:10:41] that's that show the that movie the original super fly I believe is on HBO
[00:10:48] Max right now really I might go watch it what I'm gonna watch is um George
[00:10:54] Butler law-abiding citizen dude I saw fucking I'm a dick abiding citizen
[00:10:59] it's like if there's a dick I see I'm about it I'm a dick about and sit I'm
[00:11:05] out here about and on every dick I see if you got a dick I'll abide on it if
[00:11:11] you got a pussy I ain't having any of it I got my dick biting bib and I'm a
[00:11:15] biting dick and I got my dick biting bib on it I'm here and I've been here and
[00:11:19] I ain't going nowhere what do you do if you see a pussy dick I turn my head and
[00:11:23] I walk away I walk directly to the largest dick I can find in I about them
[00:11:29] my name is Daniel Bartholomew a dick biter Joseph a few junior my family has
[00:11:37] been here in in Poison County West Poison Water County West Virginia
[00:11:43] we're going on 170 70 nearly nearly years
[00:11:52] really yes and I buy dick and what did you're happy before you buy dick my
[00:11:58] papa you guys exactly right that you're right I should have gone that way with
[00:12:03] the bit bit of doodly dudes from the beginning my papa done been on next my
[00:12:08] papa before him a peepaw my poo poo my nanny and my knee-knee-knee-knee-knee nah my
[00:12:15] my my my no my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my I don't like
[00:12:19] Bartle I don't like Bartle and these two Bartle that's just another word that
[00:12:23] just means great great great grandma around these I didn't know that that's
[00:12:28] really reasonable this place is so inbred it's only one family but we're
[00:12:32] still backwards we got to hate somebody here it's grandma's like John Lennon
[00:12:37] said grandma's are the poison water rest for
[00:12:40] jimmy I hadn't actually heard that so yeah it's it's honestly it's truly fun
[00:12:49] that literally only funny moments on the show anymore fully rely on the beep
[00:12:54] now there's nothing I was literally nothing else to fucking four-hour
[00:13:00] debate about Papa John's which I love yeah stretching out one bad
[00:13:09] episode it is good that's the funniest part is that people will be listening
[00:13:17] to this two weeks it's like it's like it's like it's fucking like you know like
[00:13:25] it would ruin the show more than anything is people expecting gratefulness right
[00:13:31] you know like that like you should be grateful work hard no no thanks no right
[00:13:37] now exactly I will be doing that it doesn't make any sense why will it happen
[00:13:41] because we're lazy people don't write that's the only reason the show even
[00:13:46] came into being absolutely yeah I haven't wanted to do a single one of these yeah
[00:13:50] remember how much I didn't really even want to do the first one no no of course
[00:13:54] I need to go to your fake job you were you were more excited about a career
[00:13:58] writing for a fuck some German copywriting I wasn't excited but it was good money
[00:14:03] you know was it it actually was I don't need a job was it called child it was
[00:14:08] CXX X sexy it was yeah it was literally just some fucking company they
[00:14:13] international that was just stealing he brought me on I worked there for three
[00:14:16] weeks and then I shouted at the boss because I don't know how to I had well
[00:14:19] they tried someone tried to regulate your cereal usage oh yeah I got a lot
[00:14:25] mad at that you're just come in she's like excuse me do you work here I'm like
[00:14:31] yes bitch I fucking work here what kind of question is that do you work here I
[00:14:37] mean I was not mad about it and I forgot that even fuck it up cool excuse me do
[00:14:42] you work here yeah oh what do you think I'm supposed to clean yes ma'am I'm
[00:14:47] gonna clean up to be fair go ahead get the broom clean up for you to be
[00:14:51] completely just look down on her oh well you think oh I'll see you okay right
[00:14:55] back out to the field damn yeah let me paint the picture this woman who
[00:14:59] happened to be black was dressed in completely professional attire yes
[00:15:03] everyone else was wearing she was a short tire Nick was wearing a tank top
[00:15:06] and sweatshorts I had heard that if you want to get rid of and I believe
[00:15:11] ring them up as a systemic disease that you got a sweat out so I made a point I
[00:15:16] would go I would get I run you were in what I'll switch words just fill your
[00:15:24] back with snacks I believe the secretary ended up having an affair with the boss
[00:15:32] yeah well anyways I'll just put it this way the reason I got fired her at or told
[00:15:39] thank you for your help but we don't need it right right right was for yelling
[00:15:44] and yelling and I think people could hear me mmm Thomas about how shitty the ideas
[00:15:51] of who ever said I'm a Tom set up big Tommy who yeah not a funny guy but that
[00:15:58] story told about that Fackro and that on Tinder is still one of the funniest
[00:16:01] I don't remember that I don't remember that at all talking about catfishing or
[00:16:05] something mm-hmm like pitching an article idea for catfishing and he was and so
[00:16:10] like to paint a picture Thomas is like a handsome guy why don't we believe about
[00:16:13] his name just to be safe people are gonna find them they might find them they
[00:16:16] won't find them just let's be safe it's my bad his name I'm gonna have no no no
[00:16:22] that's not how that works what is it 16 minutes you know what I replace I
[00:16:28] replace his name with Adam saying the end word I don't care yeah whatever you
[00:16:33] do I just want to have a family you're gonna do me like that okay what's the
[00:16:39] no you copied me on that I will say I don't have been talking about this you
[00:16:43] wanted a family so bad he ignored every
[00:16:45] never mind yeah everyone that doesn't matter no we know we know we know what
[00:16:52] is going with you oh yeah it's weird because I forget about it but I remember
[00:17:03] I go yeah yeah so you're copying him yeah pretty traumatic we're gonna
[00:17:07] bleep this out no if I have to go back and edit out the whole episode no we're
[00:17:12] gonna add it selectively edited just leap out the whole thing I'll move you
[00:17:16] saying you're copying him until after Adam's oh you know you are caught he's
[00:17:20] wanted a fucking family I'll give him that go ahead say Nick and then say it
[00:17:24] this way Nick you're copying Adam I'm not saying it like that who's copying
[00:17:30] your counter Adam make your covering Adam did you think I can hit the audacity of
[00:17:35] you think I can't I can't chop that up make a nice little Cobb salad of truth
[00:17:41] for myself to have for fucking lunch with my son I'll never have I will say
[00:17:47] you've been talking about it for a while but Adam has water and he's also that
[00:17:51] kind of guy yeah he's like a gay little gentle guy we've talked about his kids
[00:17:56] will hate him obviously no though they'll accept me but he will have them they'll
[00:18:02] learn how to lower their expectations you know that's sort of the tragedy of
[00:18:06] modernity you know all of these all of these these transitions in life that is
[00:18:10] millennials we were promised by capitalism right have not been robbed
[00:18:14] from us because you know to make a buck you gotta you got to start a
[00:18:17] extremely racist bullshit podcast destroys your public reputation and now
[00:18:24] either people know who you are they have some freak idea of you and that'll
[00:18:28] preclude you from ever finding you know sure yeah yeah that kind of shit yeah
[00:18:33] yeah yeah and that's the struggle that literally everyone is the modern
[00:18:38] condition everyone already everybody's dealing with that but anyways yeah so
[00:18:44] yeah the story the story is he's a handsome guy you know and so like you know we're
[00:18:50] like talking about Tinder or whatever this guy you probably gets a lot of
[00:18:52] matches and he's like that you use a handsome guy he's okay listen I I know
[00:18:58] I understand why to hate a handsome man I hate I mean it wasn't like a piece of
[00:19:03] ass he's a guy that fucks easily I mean we all fuck okay you've got you've got
[00:19:10] two I also here's the thing you do fuck more than you deserve because you came
[00:19:15] to the place where your face gets pussy yeah fine why wouldn't you I get that
[00:19:19] I'm not mad at you I'm not but I'm just saying should I go to a place where I
[00:19:23] don't see this guy would fuck anywhere you fuck here and maybe parts of Los
[00:19:27] Angeles yeah me I got Thailand Cambodia Laos yeah yeah 45 dollars that'll
[00:19:35] stretch over there Indonesia that's my zone yeah Mongolia all the all the the
[00:19:43] they call them the dirty China so they call them all of those countries
[00:19:47] yeah basically any one of those places where they got a though the country's
[00:19:53] chief export is a YouTube channel where a woman makes a house out of dirt I
[00:19:57] love those right which honestly it's funny because Steven sent that to the
[00:20:00] group chat and it's like you know he's like this is amazing it's like this
[00:20:03] the fake is shit I'm 100% it's it's government propaganda like all the
[00:20:08] china like they have a though Chinese stuff anyways like this beautiful
[00:20:11] Chinese woman picking like I love her and bear I love me see he yes yes I want to
[00:20:17] go another one there's a strong one you see the strong one no she's wrong
[00:20:21] yeah you could lead type she does honestly look kind of like you choke you
[00:20:25] she's fucking muscular bro yeah you that what's the way what's the strongest
[00:20:30] girl you've ever fucked her beep story the strongest girl I've ever fucked we'll
[00:20:35] call him we'll call him uncle Thomas no we won 2038
[00:20:39] strongest write that down 16 something strongest woman I ever fucked China
[00:20:44] Ww you never fuck yes I did no you didn't yes you're fine so he he went on
[00:20:51] Tinder and Nick you said he's really hot he's a hock he wants a circus cock big
[00:20:56] time like a real smoking hot guy I'll tell you this story first of all he
[00:21:00] could have sex anywhere he goes first of all I'm like everyone knows I'm not
[00:21:11] you're not fooling anybody that stuff that's true yeah
[00:21:18] Nick isn't one of the most closeted man I've ever met in my life yeah he's
[00:21:23] basically she know a water gun in a fortress yeah squirting water straight
[00:21:29] for into a guy's heterosexual castle with a mode of not gay stuff happening
[00:21:37] outside a mode of pussy juice and alligator girl alligator I come out of
[00:21:43] the castle and fuck sometimes just so the town spoken though I get every kind of
[00:21:48] pussy even the dragons scale was even scaly pussy don't forget why I'm the king
[00:21:54] you think you're fucking a literate ass back there the milk made and bring me
[00:21:59] to a deal that I require let me fuck the milk made anyways so this gentleman
[00:22:04] story really hot beautiful Thomas stop saying is made I'm just pissed up
[00:22:09] Nick so into Thomas shut up why is everyone saying he's so into beep you
[00:22:16] love him Nick does well he doesn't love him it's lost he wants to suck his
[00:22:21] atoms and he where he goes he could fuck first of all now you're taking my
[00:22:26] comment because it hurts your feelings that I told you that you can't fuck
[00:22:31] hey I'm just saying he's okay he can fuck more than you in almost every city
[00:22:35] that's not true absolutely that's not true dude it's true no he doesn't know
[00:22:39] the art tall he's pretty handsome that's all he doesn't know how the art the
[00:22:44] pick pick up art is free he doesn't peacock like you he doesn't know how to
[00:22:48] make a woman feel real small tiny by pulling out your penis and she's the
[00:22:54] same size is it well she's like well I feel like some Bellina you just said
[00:22:59] his dick was the same size as an adult the woman is small in this situation
[00:23:04] the woman is a woman that's a rare miss for me that's not a rare that's your
[00:23:10] that is your game like a big like if you're a pool trick shot guy but I decided
[00:23:16] that you're mess yeah you're fucking just scratching all right all right let's
[00:23:21] say it's for I'm not willing to concede it's a miss but let's in theory say it
[00:23:25] is everyone gets one every once in a while yeah but the point I was making
[00:23:29] probably you're talking to a girl that's small so why would my penis make her
[00:23:36] feel small because it's the same size but why would make her feel small
[00:23:44] small might be the one point I'm coming seven years
[00:23:49] she's the same size is it she's also small in fact if she's a size of a small
[00:24:00] penis she's exceptionally small just the doors are flying on just stop collapsing
[00:24:06] small record of the who's dick is smaller game and he got BTF owned by
[00:24:14] himself I feel like I'm one with Adam I'm watching Calrific worse player on the
[00:24:20] DL right now yeah that's how I can get it back you were the iron man look I'm
[00:24:27] in the clubhouse is like I'm getting treatment on my shoulder but I'll be
[00:24:30] back not starting baby Mike Tyson walking out of his laughs fight saying I
[00:24:35] don't deserve to lose to a fighter or such you know what maybe I'll fucking this
[00:24:38] is my last episode yeah by so anyway you're thinking about this hot guy who
[00:24:47] went on Tinder so he told the story we're talking about cat fishing yeah and he
[00:24:51] told a story about what does he look like again he's hotter than you that's for
[00:24:56] sure it's not like come on he's taller he's hotter total package was no way
[00:25:01] absolutely no way and I listen I like you more than him as a person to pussy
[00:25:06] that guy I can tell you no anyway all right Nick so cat fishing he's on a date
[00:25:13] yeah no but he's like you know he's like not even trying to be mean about he's
[00:25:17] just telling the story kind of like matter of faculty where he's like he's
[00:25:25] like yeah he's like being nice about he was like yeah I went out with this one
[00:25:28] girl like you know it's okay if people are like a little bit different or
[00:25:31] whatever yeah but I met up with this girl and she was usually four times the size
[00:25:36] of a picture and you know but I was like I'll talk to her or whatever I'm
[00:25:40] sitting there talking and she told me that she's an actress and she recently
[00:25:43] had to gain 200 pounds for a role that's awesome that's the story that's it
[00:25:49] is that's very funny it's just woman this like yeah I mean because that's like
[00:25:54] first of all for a woman to be that funny yeah I mean I would fuck her
[00:25:58] absolutely just based on that having the audacity being like well I recently had
[00:26:01] to gain 200 pounds for a role for rolling an off-off Broadway just lying
[00:26:07] that way just a used car salesman type of bitch like that that just it's a that
[00:26:13] is a bad but you know why because she was so nervous because I don't think he was
[00:26:17] nervous I think that's a woman that doesn't doesn't give a fuck because you
[00:26:20] know you know it's a lot that's a woman that lies like a man lies right you know
[00:26:24] she's probably from the Midwest well no cuz she's no one there's fat which
[00:26:30] is a place I would fuck in the Midwest is everyone's fat yeah everyone looks
[00:26:34] like a like kind of like a guy there too that's not sure yeah it is it's not
[00:26:39] true some some ladies got big old titties and big asses over there in the
[00:26:44] Midwest I think West kind of just like guys it's not the guys all man there's
[00:26:49] plenty of girls there I really like thoroughly a just a coastal elite so yeah
[00:26:57] I don't like I'm not even gonna try to pretend like I understand how you can
[00:27:02] fucking just live in Chicago no Chicago school I can see that no very like
[00:27:06] fucking anywhere dude Chicago is too cold in the winter that's the problem I
[00:27:09] think about leaving New York I'm like oh where am I gonna go when I I don't
[00:27:12] know like Central Jersey Delaware PA Maryland that's it those are the only
[00:27:18] spot yeah Philly the city only spot no lawyer not anywhere is hilarious well
[00:27:23] you get the wads cheap fuck I don't fuck Delaware but you know it's cheaper yeah
[00:27:29] I could start a bit on a legal business they're usually what kind of business I
[00:27:33] don't know something legal like what car parts chop chop chop chop like a
[00:27:38] credit card company for pedophiles so they can buy their CP yeah oh you're gonna
[00:27:46] go that's a toddler one bank normally they don't use credit cards they use
[00:27:51] like bitcoins that's why that's that's why I start
[00:27:58] non-fungible just like ancient Greece pedophiles started the next wave yeah next
[00:28:04] revolution I really I feel like the whole like the next way the NFT like
[00:28:10] board a biot club all that monkey shit yeah yeah was just like a clever trick
[00:28:14] to make the make people make the gayest jokes in the world about crypto stuff
[00:28:19] what do you mean like the monkey thing people that can't get over I mean it
[00:28:24] does look fucking stupid but it's so stupid that it's like it's got to be a
[00:28:28] trick it's like a honey fortunately I don't it's like a honey pot operation
[00:28:32] making it for bad for bad quote to rebrand crypto stuff is gay and lame
[00:28:36] rather than being four pedophiles and destroy small economies I think the
[00:28:41] monkeys are cool really yeah oh yeah it'll make me want to listen to the
[00:28:46] gorilla's albums again give it up give it up it's it's faggot my dick
[00:28:53] small Bob Bob Bob Bob okay yeah clean eastwood
[00:29:05] no let's go there the album is Clint Eastwood I think isn't it no song they have
[00:29:10] different song they have an album but they also have like an album called dirty
[00:29:13] hairy mm-hmm what's that about your asshole used no yeah shut up back we up
[00:29:21] on this don't back and what is it about your asshole dirty hairy Adam came out
[00:29:27] of me up the Holocaust no I didn't he made it up they made it up before I had
[00:29:32] a man it up Adam was the one that made it up if you're a listener the show you're
[00:29:38] wondering you're a little you're right Nick I was the one who invented that yeah
[00:29:44] and everyone else's copying might be we yeah it would be funny to be anti-Semitic
[00:29:48] but against specifically one specific Jewish person and the rest of them get
[00:29:53] a pass that's just called heating a guy yeah it is but because he's Jewish and
[00:29:57] then the rest of them you know I mean his specific way is Jewish is it yeah
[00:30:03] there's a some there's a way that there's a joke in there so I just hate that one
[00:30:07] guy in his Jewishness I don't know man I don't get my allergies are fucked up
[00:30:12] I'm tired come on why are you being so mean to me I want this you're saying
[00:30:17] you have I want this show to end I want to show to end we can all go we can all
[00:30:21] just have I don't know I'm having fun today I know I'm not
[00:30:24] close to the end of the day but it's fun that is true actually which is the show
[00:30:30] the show kind of becomes its own entity and when it's been handed its death
[00:30:33] sentence now it's trying to be like we can still have fun guys and it's like
[00:30:37] no you know you know we can't show yeah yeah you're run we're taking you out
[00:30:41] back we're walking about she's saying goodbye to the other dogs and we're
[00:30:44] walking them back there and loading shells and then yeah he knows what's
[00:30:47] gonna happen we're putting you down boy should we let those show get pussy one
[00:30:51] last time yeah we'll get this we'll put the this show out the stud we're gonna
[00:30:56] take the show go see a process we we podcast well we're all fun we bring the
[00:31:01] show to a Native American guy and he has a bunch of other podcasts and like a
[00:31:04] little like ranch area he's like yeah he still got some strength left in him
[00:31:10] it's got the power of the wind you know my people's are kind of like a podcast
[00:31:17] nobody really understands it so true the wind talkers yeah that's big that's
[00:31:23] what podcast thing is we're talking to the wind yeah and the wind the internet
[00:31:28] yeah delivers it to your ears yeah we're not like Native American spiritual
[00:31:33] guides the internet sucks dude are they gonna get rid of that yeah honestly it's
[00:31:38] like people like fucking like we have to save Twitter from Elon Musk it's like I
[00:31:43] hope I hope he just destroy it destroy it the reality is is like Twitter is
[00:31:49] like it's it's like 200 people there's not really that many people on Twitter
[00:31:52] yeah it's not that many people it has way more people care about a way more than
[00:31:57] it's very funny because it's like literally everyone there's a lot of
[00:32:01] people that do spend a lot of time on Twitter but I guarantee you everyone
[00:32:04] that spends a lot of time on Twitter they also have a bunch of friends in
[00:32:08] their life in their real life and they know that the majority of people they know
[00:32:13] in real life are not on Twitter like that yeah 100% they're like oh yeah I have no
[00:32:18] idea I'm thinking about my friends no one is none of them none of them no one no
[00:32:24] one has any brought none of my brothers not like the people grew up with yeah
[00:32:28] Greek town people on there they think it's the entire world yeah they think it's
[00:32:32] like a rep even like a representation of anything and even like Facebook and
[00:32:36] Instagram that's just they're fucking the money up meta no one cares it's gonna
[00:32:40] just be tick-tock dude just gonna be little videos yeah you don't even have to
[00:32:44] think you have to read yeah it's gonna be fucking you know you guys ever fuck
[00:32:51] with I'm gonna take that shit off my phone and just let Elvis post on my ship
[00:32:54] but I have it on my phone right now Twitter just all the social media stuff
[00:33:00] yeah I was not on tick like until literally two months ago whatever
[00:33:03] Elvis is like getting new to him good for him yeah I don't think he would do
[00:33:08] that though he's a principled guy are you gonna see the eldest movie that's
[00:33:12] coming out the Boslar movie about Elvis yeah yeah I'm pretty that looks so bad I
[00:33:18] saw it I was I saw it I know is like I can't believe they're making a movie
[00:33:21] about Elvis I thought it was just some guy that saw this one I mean that does it
[00:33:26] it's a good impression of them I mean honest it looks exactly looks and
[00:33:31] sounds exactly like there's the same is there's the same the voice plays get
[00:33:34] part of the thing yeah I just I didn't know that all this did all that stuff yeah
[00:33:38] dude he's a really talented it's sort of like yeah it's sort of a he was really
[00:33:41] good at stealing black people's music yeah what sort of a reimagined version
[00:33:45] of eldest oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he cares about Elvis to Adams
[00:33:50] like Jewish people stole black and gave it to him yeah we did that that was our
[00:33:56] idea Jews came up with stealing from the blacks you're right sorry Adam it was
[00:34:02] you guys shut up it was that all he stole black people's music you what the
[00:34:08] fuck is up with how much you you love Bob Dylan and Elvis to hello Barry
[00:34:13] bear this is the Elvis speaking no if you see that the trailer that looks so
[00:34:18] bad yeah well I'm hangs in a weird fat suit I'll say this and you're not allowed
[00:34:22] to criticize your foreword knows a lot of the same we'll say what you're okay
[00:34:25] you're okay I agree with that I'm your game and go ahead okay continue Adam told
[00:34:30] me privately that's a game that's not a woman raped him and for that reason I
[00:34:35] will not be seeing the boss slurp man yeah because Bos Lerman sexually raped
[00:34:40] at what else is Bos Lerman man the great Gads the new one Romeo and Juliet rule
[00:34:44] of Mulan Rouge Chicago I just found a recently after stinking I just found a
[00:34:48] recently he's straight could you suck this cock no it took him a while to come I
[00:34:53] was reading on Wikipedia I was like I was like that's he didn't bust as
[00:34:57] people in the day as straight guys I can imagine yeah going straight I made
[00:35:02] Mulan Rouge I'll go ahead I'll get high and go see the all of this movie I might
[00:35:06] just look so bad yeah well it's like seeing speed racer it's just a lot of
[00:35:10] colors speed racer is sick yeah I'm my fire up speed racer soon yeah I liked it
[00:35:17] at the time yeah when the white cow ski brothers made back when they were just a
[00:35:23] couple of rows back when they were black brother brothers that's that'd be great
[00:35:29] if that's the next move that would be awesome if Lana's like now like go
[00:35:37] by it's alright take a time La Nisha maybe yeah
[00:35:42] yeah to Quisha my mother's name Venetia frequently when I would tell me
[00:35:50] is a named after like curtains she's named after the beautiful Italian city of
[00:35:54] Venice Venetia lines huh blinds is it true that Venetia was in the freak
[00:36:02] she was in the freak league video she was cut out unfortunately oh but she was
[00:36:06] in it and I'm happy she was cut out because I did jack off that video a lot
[00:36:09] of middle school when I was on a toy tiktok for like a week I did one video
[00:36:14] about how like stupid some bullshit tiktok thing
[00:36:19] never get there was like a pewdiepah blow reference or whatever and some like
[00:36:23] middle-aged black guy commented like one of the best comments I've ever got my
[00:36:27] life he's like some of y'all too young to understand I love the algorithm though
[00:36:36] dude it's literally just all fat ass now I get to be an OT that's the coolest kind
[00:36:40] of black out of you wait your algorithm has fat ass cities it's titties it's food
[00:36:45] in a nice guy is working out strong hot guys I wonder why that is what he's
[00:36:51] talking about I'm straight mine's all Japanese women that have like a more
[00:36:55] cool car that they just post pictures of them I get a lot of yeah I get a lot of
[00:37:00] big tits I get a lot of food obviously I get and then I get like a little puppies
[00:37:04] or a baby eating something my discover on Instagram and then also
[00:37:08] crossovers and ducks I get that on a screen and then and then also a lot of Reddit am I the asshole
[00:37:14] post what is that a computer reads aloud am I the asshole far I can go dick I
[00:37:21] don't know dude honestly I always get Reddit filtered in different ways but I
[00:37:26] guess people put I see it on Twitter sometimes then I see it on fucking tiktok
[00:37:30] and it's basically just people being like I was letting my brother-in-law
[00:37:36] stay in my house for free he raped me and burned down the burned down the
[00:37:41] house and I called him a a freaking a-hole or I called him a freaking jerk was I
[00:37:47] being an asshole like it's always people that know they weren't the asshole but
[00:37:52] they just want to tell their story about someone who wrong yeah anyway whatever
[00:37:56] I want sympathy yeah sounds like I should post a couple of those
[00:38:02] I the asshole am I the asshole I was having a rough morning my friends have
[00:38:09] been calling me gay on the internet for money for six one time I asked them
[00:38:15] politely to kind of dial it back and they laughed in my face am I the asshole am
[00:38:21] I the asshole I don't know if I have to shit again or dude should have to piss
[00:38:31] it is for shitting and I'm sorry for shitting that's just what I'll do
[00:38:37] no shut up one Adam's house for shitting and it makes my ass fuck I can't wait to
[00:38:43] shit inside Adam's house because he deserves it as a form of revenge for
[00:38:48] doing it in my house and it makes house now the town is a turn of the toffee
[00:38:53] before it go I had a call I'm usually not a coffee guy yeah I needed it because
[00:38:57] I didn't get a lot of sleep last night because I was working off of some indigestion I
[00:39:01] was shitting a lot last night if you listen to the episode two weeks ago you'll know
[00:39:05] that you got to wait for Sunday and then go back to the win yeah you know what I
[00:39:10] would love to do is like just find the guys dig fun yeah that's a be gay with a
[00:39:14] guy find some young pretty lady in Brooklyn pretty guy pretty guy and I got
[00:39:19] a hot air balloon that's set up to just be like maybe 25 feet off the air and
[00:39:25] the basket set up so I got a full grand piano wherever they as soon as they leave
[00:39:30] their house I'm following down the street just 25 feet up in the air what's
[00:39:35] talking to play but I don't like the Nordstrom stuff like good afternoon you're
[00:39:41] gonna be crooning yeah yeah can I fuck you can I see your pussy like ma'am
[00:39:48] unfortunately there's nothing we can do he's 25 feet up in the air according to
[00:39:54] city laws men have the right to do that so it's nothing there's nothing sorry
[00:40:00] it's an old law the Rockefeller's put in place to be able to rape whoever they
[00:40:04] wanted an hot air balloon yeah it's just harass woman from a hot air balloon because
[00:40:09] I'd be the only guy doing it so she'd never be able to write an article about
[00:40:12] it you know maybe she because of that she just said well no there can't be like
[00:40:15] we need to talk about men having a hot air balloon we talk about the grand
[00:40:21] piano sexual harassers this is this is a guy that the city is then that's
[00:40:25] pending then who else is it affecting it sounds like a personal problem to me
[00:40:30] well you so you would only do it to one woman yes okay so now we're talking
[00:40:34] about stalking you have to do it to more than one woman okay then you're a cool
[00:40:40] guy that tries to get pussy with piano rook to e5 okay what's your next move
[00:40:47] take your time I hire okay another man to do the same thing to her to a different
[00:40:53] to the chief of police okay and it's a black man all right and he's sexually
[00:40:59] harassing the police yes but you please a woman or a hot air balloon says black
[00:41:03] lives matter okay so then it's like am I really stalking or is it activism okay
[00:41:09] but here's okay here's where you fucked so what are you gonna do pass the law it
[00:41:12] says you're not allowed to follow somewhere on a hot air balloon and you
[00:41:16] know they're gonna say okay well this is really you know this is really gonna
[00:41:19] affect his minorities that have that as a form of protest I think I think you're
[00:41:23] wrong because I think what then what happened is it would become the court of
[00:41:28] public opinion and they would say unless you're using this to further a cause
[00:41:32] like black lives matter you're a selfish white man using it for your own
[00:41:36] sexual gratification yeah so I think you open yourself up to a really nice
[00:41:40] counter move there yeah I think what you're gonna need to do is get a gun yes
[00:41:44] and if she can say if you call the police I'll kill you that seems that'll solve
[00:41:50] the problem that seems a bit extreme I don't want to kill the woman in fact I
[00:41:53] know of course you're in fact I don't I if she if she said okay let's go on on
[00:41:57] a date I would probably screw away my hot air balloon playing the piano as fast
[00:42:01] as I can I'm not good I'm not scared of girls I'm just busy my cape
[00:42:07] the fans really okay never mind never mind I'm busy I forgot about something I
[00:42:16] have to do tomorrow I have homework I have to get home again I've got a girl I
[00:42:21] forgot I have to do my homework it's there's a big I know my homework to
[00:42:29] tomorrow tomorrow I fucked up all but don't worry I'll hit you up soon the
[00:42:34] teacher had a rule that we can turn in all the homework at the end of the
[00:42:37] semester so we can do it on our own time and that rule was just for me because I
[00:42:42] was just organizing they're trying anything trying literally they're trying
[00:42:46] to pass me no matter what no matter what because they don't want to have to
[00:42:49] see them having me here they don't want me here I make this very disruptive I
[00:42:53] know I make this cool look bad they're encouraging me to drop out of school
[00:42:58] and I'm in eighth grade they're saying the school isn't for everybody I heard
[00:43:06] of trade school yeah maybe you could get into HVAC maybe HVAC would be more
[00:43:12] maybe something technical you're what we call hand smart maybe you could just
[00:43:20] go be hand smart we'd be like what is this song still in the hot air
[00:43:27] pool isn't there a helium shortage though yeah they use it's hot it's a hot air
[00:43:37] blue hot air it's hot air don't you see that's why they have that fire thing
[00:43:41] when they pull the thing it's all oxygen isn't there is hot isn't there a
[00:43:46] helium sure I believe there is there is sure there is but yeah they don't use
[00:43:51] a lot of air balloons huh I'll to debate like just smugly laugh at you that you
[00:43:55] don't understand how a certain type of blimp works what it's called a hot air
[00:44:00] ballad you jumped on that fast like you you listen I'm fair okay you're not but
[00:44:07] it is also I'll call him gay when that's been done I'll call you dumb but they
[00:44:11] can't help that he's getting ready for for this to be Adam pretty much I can't
[00:44:15] wait what I say it's being given to you and you're acting like you're fucking
[00:44:18] climbing your way up the mountain I have I've endured that is actually
[00:44:22] suffering over six years yeah he's pretending he's pretending he's roped
[00:44:26] the dopas I have now I'm Muhammad Ali of being yeah and then you're fucking
[00:44:34] probably gonna get Parkinson's your Muhammad golly that's a delicious looking
[00:44:38] well you know that that's in my family excuse me I said your Muhammad golly
[00:44:44] that's a delicious looking penis that's pretty good thank you are you saying
[00:44:48] delicious looking no no yeah you were saying that about my no your Muhammad
[00:44:53] godly that's a delicious penis once again you're not gonna get me on this one
[00:44:57] this one works fuck you guys made that one works the she's small doesn't make
[00:45:05] sense she's that small but look at your penis makes it really smaller because
[00:45:09] it's so small and she's the same size but that does it wouldn't make her feel
[00:45:14] small she's in small comparison to any other she's in each small but then she
[00:45:22] would feel even smaller looking at a normal penis well maybe that's
[00:45:35] Muhammad golly that's a delicious looking penis works that's your name yeah it's
[00:45:40] he's more like a George for man that's good too yeah also that yeah yeah and my
[00:45:46] look is Muhammad golly that's a delicious looking penis kind of the thing you say
[00:45:50] at the end of a riff is more like the beginning Mike high son as in T Y
[00:45:54] son as in thank you son for letting me suck your penis yeah and son is like you
[00:45:59] know yeah his friends could say so yeah so son son let me suck your penis that's
[00:46:04] you that's you also yeah thank you yeah hold on sugar penis sugar gay Robin
[00:46:12] sugar gay Robinson's better sugar gay Leonard Oscar daylight gay sex
[00:46:20] Oscar the leg is really nice Linux Phoenix Linux
[00:46:25] meanest Lewis lewd pictures of man of my hard drive I seem rock men
[00:46:34] Baltimore man II pack this we're done with this bed it's fine so why are you
[00:46:41] moving on and the bit we're gonna yeah no I got that yeah oh it got that yeah
[00:46:48] somebody ruined it hold on hold on you're so gonna be playing by these rules
[00:47:02] Floyd gay weather that's John Duddy sucked that guy's penis yes he did you
[00:47:08] sure did did he suck that guy's penis he did Marvin suckler cocky Marvin
[00:47:25] getting fucked his ass elbow marsh cocky cocky guy blow up there there are
[00:47:33] holy shit that guy's a fan yep all these is what Adam's name is
[00:47:42] you're not a fighter you're not a fighter oh I'm not a fighter
[00:47:50] see the Rello woman that's the movie yeah I see the real is gay enough
[00:47:57] well Hurricane blowjob guy oh I did I told stop this it's Bob Dylan's the
[00:48:05] hurricane song but it's um this is the story of the hurricane he's just some
[00:48:13] black guy that I met in jail that that's you know like why are you being so quite
[00:48:21] no because he's laughing quite silently his shoulders are growing up and they're
[00:48:25] not yeah I'm laughing like I'm laughing like a black uncle laughing like Wayne
[00:48:33] guys we don't have video but we're all having a really good time doing one of
[00:48:37] those black uncle silent laughs right now oh boy you silly I'm mad at you he
[00:48:50] anyway what were we talking about before we talk with Adam's name Adam's
[00:48:55] Adam's kid we're taking him down in the last ten minutes no what was he saying
[00:48:59] something before he was we talked about his name I'm feeling strong I'm feeling
[00:49:02] honestly impenetrable and Adam said that he lean and it says I'm the value knows
[00:49:07] everything about boxing I do I know a lot of boxing fan in the world people say
[00:49:12] that I've quite the chin no they say you've quit the nose well it's the same
[00:49:18] similar strong word on the street was that you have a glass anus
[00:49:25] I heard something secondly fuck your eyes just shattered shatters like a cartoon characters teeth
[00:49:33] and I'm feeling gay your asshole completely shatters and falls out and then one piece
[00:49:39] stays over like part of a piano a piano key that's true yeah like it like in
[00:49:44] looney test like the one yeah that's good stuff that's good stuff and I'm sucking dick
[00:49:56] I'm feeling good and I'm feeling you do know it stop I don't know it's a fucking
[00:50:06] classic song I don't know and I'm sucking dick I know like Merle Haggard
[00:50:15] no you don't yeah name three of his songs he's saying
[00:50:24] who was in that it was Christina Aguilera
[00:50:32] Basil airman was singing back that was for the mule on I know I know but who were
[00:50:39] the girls it was like four famous little Kim little Kim Maya Ma Oh Maya was my
[00:50:46] was my was hot she was so hot she's forgotten she deserves so much more my
[00:50:52] if you're listening and you want to have sex with me let me know depends we'll go
[00:50:56] get some oyster pens which my there are national effort these I clearly I'm
[00:51:00] talking about the fucking singer okay I'm just clarifying boom boom boom boom
[00:51:06] my was that really who is the fourth pink pink nasty no thank you I would fuck
[00:51:14] pink who my kids still famous I believe so she's nasty it is crazy that she had
[00:51:20] the most longevity out of all those people yeah you're gonna think that I mean
[00:51:25] little Kim was at the end of her rope she looks like shit now dude have you
[00:51:29] seen she looks beautiful to me dude she's got a wee out of this to me she's
[00:51:35] beautiful I'm back I listen I listen no one beat off the little Kim Moore is a
[00:51:40] young youth as a young you as a young as a one year old were you here when he
[00:51:46] said he's early promoting a special he said there is some crap I don't believe
[00:51:57] because there is some crowd work on there but I worked really hard on it and
[00:52:02] there's a lot of really thought it out material I don't believe that's what I
[00:52:06] said I'm sure it's a good hour I'm sure it's very good
[00:52:15] you know I don't think I did this is another one this is another he said she
[00:52:22] said and I'm the he no you're not I said it no no no I fucking said it no you're
[00:52:28] both he and she maybe I am maybe on what's your face you know you heard a lot
[00:52:32] about her mafra dights as a kid I feel like you never really run across them
[00:52:36] in the world well it was the one the big ones were Jamie Lee about her mouth
[00:52:40] real tight her mouth real tight but she's not that was just a rumor that was a
[00:52:44] mean rumor Jamie your off Jamie P squirt is yep Jamie she had honestly some of
[00:52:49] the craziest hits of all time shout out to fucking I wish I was trans just like
[00:52:53] a change my name every week through a new fun you are no it's when you decide
[00:52:57] it's when it's time to chop the cock off I'm just lonely man that's it that's all
[00:53:01] I am I don't know what people need to look any deeper than that there's some
[00:53:04] underneath I'm just a lonely guy that drives people insane because they're
[00:53:08] fucking empty that's true but you're also trans yeah whatever I could be Jamie
[00:53:15] P Curtis I feel the same way her tits are huge Jamie Lee's trading places her
[00:53:21] tits are awesome damn I'm about to look that up right now that's a that's a
[00:53:26] movie that doesn't need to be rated R but they just when I respect them for
[00:53:30] throwing tits in there it's pretty cool that's an awesome yeah that would have
[00:53:33] been a PG 13 movie that's when fucking movies were movies that's when movies
[00:53:40] were movies Jamie Lee Curtis breasts no I identify with what you're saying Nick
[00:53:46] yeah I'm just surrounded by so many friends that love me oh man this is
[00:53:53] awesome and I feel so long dude her tits are so fucking cool let me see him
[00:53:59] nope that's a guy's tits dude I don't care I truly don't give I care if
[00:54:07] somebody if somebody with titties like this had a dick I would I want to I
[00:54:11] would be gobbling I would be gobbling their penis so fast and just grabbing
[00:54:16] her tit there whenever they are goddamn these titties are awesome dude fuck
[00:54:22] those are male memories I don't care if that if she said if this person was
[00:54:28] like I'm a man fucking call me Richard Simmons dude call me Richard I'm
[00:54:33] sweating to the oldies call that bitch Richard Swenman's wish he's sweat my
[00:54:38] old deal make a switch to the oldies fuck these are awesome maybe I need to get
[00:54:44] some pussy pass her my nuts to she hold these should we start wrapping guys yeah
[00:54:51] childish Gambino style yeah comedy rap it's always game bino funny or was it
[00:54:58] like witty we mean it's a comic no I mean like as a rapper we're his bar is
[00:55:04] funny I never really listened to it he had a couple bangers but no I don't
[00:55:08] think he was I think he was just legitimately it wasn't comedy rap it was
[00:55:11] just no no it wasn't like a little dicky situation yeah no I'll tell you
[00:55:17] it's a little dicky situation your dick you see like a quick camera zoom
[00:55:22] and whips yeah Japanese letters flashing on the screen
[00:55:31] that's true got him got him it's it's true too and it's also a true
[00:55:38] Japanese show where it's the kids running errands no we talked about this
[00:55:42] when we already did sorry sorry God I've never I literally have never had
[00:55:49] allergies this bad really it feels like my nose is broken oh it feels like you
[00:55:54] know is this broken dick goddamn her fucking tears so cool and she had that
[00:55:59] short haircut which is nice you don't really get short haircut with big ass
[00:56:03] titties usually Jamie piece a little bit any woman with big titties could get a
[00:56:09] short but they don't is my fucking point they all do it they have the power of
[00:56:13] being a big-titted woman that's the thing is like I don't think they do some do
[00:56:18] obviously well something yeah being a big tit lady you can get any haircut you
[00:56:24] want that I will say they probably have a little more latitude with their hair
[00:56:27] cuts you think that you think that chick Joanne fabrics she's got she's got
[00:56:31] a big titties yeah big heavy ones yeah it's just kind of that's not we're not
[00:56:35] talking about that's not what I'm sure yeah we're talking about their big
[00:56:39] they're big but yeah they're big because she's fucking 65 years old she's
[00:56:43] breastfed three different generations right right why does every woman have to
[00:56:48] get that haircut at a certain age the Facebook politics I guess it's Facebook
[00:56:54] politics it doesn't do it just bet lots of bangles just a loud bitch I wonder
[00:56:59] if we'll lay some ladies their hair thin too so they got to go shore with
[00:57:02] it too they go they go statham style I don't know they don't go full buzz but
[00:57:07] they definitely go they definitely go Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton like the
[00:57:12] late 90s type of shit I think we're ready to accept her pack it's time she
[00:57:17] ran yeah let's go he'll really ran and put Trump and jail that would be awesome
[00:57:26] climped him Hillary symptom that's what I call her you sim for Hillary syndrome
[00:57:31] that's good Hillary down syndrome down a recent what do you think the last person
[00:57:36] Hillary Clinton fucked is no Monica Winsky yeah she's like now you have to
[00:57:41] eat my pussy be murdered you fuck my husband now you gotta suck my old cheesy
[00:57:50] my pussy my big Mikey three year old pussy and a foul molar cunt shout out to
[00:57:59] Monica she's kind of like Fidel Castro the only one that lived you know yeah
[00:58:03] Fidel fucking beat the case Fidel is awesome Fidel rule still told American
[00:58:09] suck his dick so many times fuck so much pussy I'm a little bit hit by the
[00:58:13] plane where they're like you know I like are you worried about like do you have
[00:58:16] bulletproof ass on he's like he's just smoking a cigar and playing his open
[00:58:20] assured he's like he's like I got the truth that's so fucking sick we're in
[00:58:26] fucking just wearing track suits in his old age yeah probably got so much pussy
[00:58:31] came up the America was just chilling in Harlem yeah instead of wherever the
[00:58:36] fuck they put him goddamn the mafia couldn't get his ass yeah they were like
[00:58:43] you know what Fidel is too much we'll just kill Kennedy yeah that's what the CIA
[00:58:47] decided honestly good fuck I don't give a fuck fuck Boston so yeah fuck
[00:58:53] Kennedy yeah oh yeah fucking cross yeah leprechaun as mother fuck fuck
[00:59:01] him fuck the Celtics and I'm sucking day I wonder if Fidel's bitch would look good
[00:59:11] dude Fidel got so much side pussy didn't people say he fucked Justin Trudeau's
[00:59:16] mom oh nice dude we're caught this is awesome we're 59 minutes and 26 yeah we're
[00:59:21] cruising through this dude and so much ever and you know what which is
[00:59:27] premium podcast finally top $100,000 I'm sure it'll go back down yeah but you
[00:59:34] know that oh it's gonna go back down tomorrow because it's the 30th yeah
[00:59:37] people's cars we started this we saw you can you imagine how amazing it
[00:59:42] would be to make a hundred thousand dollars a month and now we've done it and
[00:59:46] who cares yeah he he really did get a lot of pussy I'm telling you bro swag
[00:59:53] the fuck out for had the Blicky took over his country was the president I mean
[00:59:59] truly a fucking hard dick so vajio and every just dodged dodged fucking
[01:00:06] assassination after assassination every other fucking satellite war the US
[01:00:12] fucking you also played minor league baseball yeah he was nice he was nice
[01:00:17] you get a nice swing okay why don't we pause this right Fidel blast hole whoa
[01:00:23] whoa whoa come on it's over an hour stop and start again oh no free come