Cum Town | Premium | 06/19/2022
[00:00:04] Electric would you get ham no I asked for bacon, but you got ham the guys the guys got a little bit of a
[00:00:18] Just using any window describe a Hispanic he was too meringue for the foot to give you bacon
[00:00:24] Adam where's that half-eaten taco you're trying to hide from me. I saw it back there. I finished it
[00:00:29] You fucking piece of shit. I didn't try to hide it. Yes, you did
[00:00:33] It's a classic Adam move getting a single breakfast taco and taking the entire day to eat it
[00:00:42] Last taco. Yeah, they got them delivered for honestly. They're not very good
[00:00:56] Deal of the day I will say I'm not mad you did get me an ice coffee
[00:01:01] It would have been nice to be asked if I wanted the taco
[00:01:05] I have Chinese food in the fridge. What kind of Chinese?
[00:01:12] Honestly, they only take like 15 minutes. That's why I got it, but what do you mean?
[00:01:16] It's just a place you said you want to kill yourself at
[00:01:18] No, no, no, there is a Chinese place that I think if I'm ready to kill myself
[00:01:25] I'm gonna go there for my last minute. Really? It's the saddest looking restaurant in the world where it was around the corner
[00:01:31] For my old place was called Hing's quack Hing's quack. Yeah, it was just covered in like dust and like
[00:01:38] Bullet holes. I remember that place. Yeah, the whole it was like the same color as like a pizza hut cup
[00:01:43] Mmm. Mmm. That's cool. It really looks like the saddest like New York City Chinese now
[00:01:50] Was it nice to prove glass clonip play?
[00:01:52] It's the same color, but didn't have was it like see through was it like like plastic glass
[00:01:57] The pizza like the pizza had cup was classy, dude
[00:02:00] Then maybe I'm thinking of a CC's pizza cup, you know like the cafeteria style you're gonna go to like a diner in the middle of the country
[00:02:06] Yeah, they hand you a cup and it's like this is
[00:02:09] This is from like a retarded school. Well pizza hut was like that
[00:02:14] But it was red instead of like plait like just white. Yeah
[00:02:17] Well, you read or yellow. I remember I swear it was red, but you know that but maybe it's the fucking Mando Mandolo effect
[00:02:32] Marcus I need to check out pizza hut because I had a big debate with
[00:02:36] With with fully and Kevin the are you garbage fellas about pizza hut versus
[00:02:43] Domino's I know we've become this but for the sake of filling up an hour. Yes
[00:02:50] Let's revisit it was kind of a modern day
[00:02:56] I said by David H Foley David H Foley and Marcus F Kevin Marcus F Kevin's a good name
[00:03:08] David H. Oh, and Marcus F Kevin the are you garbage fellas?
[00:03:16] Marcus Kevin Marcus F. Kevin. Don't forget the F. Yeah, F makes him an all tour
[00:03:23] Books anyway, I I guess pizza hut has taken a turn
[00:03:29] Now they deep fry their wings. They call it themselves the wing street is a part of their brand
[00:03:34] Yeah, they have a so I have to check it out
[00:03:37] Yeah, and so I'll probably do I might do that this weekend in Philadelphia
[00:03:41] I don't know yet. I might be just getting fuck yeah all the other people
[00:03:47] Dispicable and disgusting I remember nothing worse than an oven baked wing back in the day
[00:03:51] But especially the pizza place is my little secret when I worked the Papa John's okay
[00:03:56] So all the all the way the wings were you either you get barbecue wings hot wings, you know
[00:04:00] Whatever kind of wing you get the bare wings go through the oven when they come out hot you put the sauce on
[00:04:07] But if you put hot sauce on the wings before they go through the oven
[00:04:14] You know it gets like super crispy. I love that. It's a guy spicy
[00:04:18] Salt and there's a breading or there's no bread. I think yeah, there's like you know
[00:04:23] I mean they're like back a bag of wings you get at the yeah
[00:04:26] I mean honestly, I can't I don't know enough disgusting
[00:04:29] I don't know about food to tell you whether they're bread or not. I think they are yeah
[00:04:33] Yeah, I hate a fucking oven baked pizza wing
[00:04:36] Some oven baked wings can be good if you're doing it on purpose. I've myself made some nice oven baked
[00:04:42] I'll see you hate them unless you do it special. Yeah, it takes it takes love care and dedication
[00:04:46] That's the thing about the fry. I don't know if you know this but that's what went into every pizza pop a John's
[00:04:52] They made sure that you can't come by and they say we want we want to put
[00:04:57] Like care and like like you're making this for your family. Wow. Mm-hmm. You guys want to do that
[00:05:02] I'm like yeah, can we get health insurance for like no chance. Yeah, can I fucking have some fucking can I can I get PTO?
[00:05:08] They're like no no there's a but you want we have to pay off another John flatter victim
[00:05:16] My favorite thing about working in pizza restaurants when they tell you like if somebody comes in and tries to rob the place
[00:05:21] Just give them the money. It's like yeah, of course of course you think I was gonna try to save you
[00:05:28] Never in fact everyone that comes in I just check I said if you want to rob the place let me know by the way
[00:05:36] To protect I will won't even call the police because
[00:05:39] That's you know, but if you have a hostage at home. Yep, and you you theoretically I don't know that
[00:05:45] You're not saying any of that, but I got it just to be safe
[00:05:48] What if you kid that what if I deliver drivers?
[00:05:50] Hey, you get a fuck his ass if I call the police
[00:05:52] What if I gave you the home address of the guy that owns the franchise?
[00:05:58] You can take all the money out of the register
[00:06:03] I can tell you where his daughter goes to school and then you can kidnap her
[00:06:11] You cannot get it's my penis don't be a hero guys
[00:06:15] Don't be a fucking hero if somebody tries to rob the podcast. I'm gonna let them. Yeah
[00:06:25] I would go down and then play the glory
[00:06:27] So it breaks into Adam's home and tries to get this SD card. Yeah, I would I would fucking kill myself
[00:06:35] Instead of let him fucking take it. I would I have a fail safe system. You do. Yeah, if bad guys ever come in
[00:06:42] What's it? What is it? Tell them that I'm also a bad guy. Oh?
[00:06:45] Yeah, yeah, the only thing that stops the bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun too bad
[00:06:49] There's only another bad guy with a gun too bad. It's another bad guy and by the way, I'm gay and I'm horny
[00:07:01] The only thing that stops a fat guy with a gun is a
[00:07:05] Food guy food guy with a gun, okay, right?
[00:07:10] Okay with a blunt with a blunt with a is there a food that rhymes with gun
[00:07:16] Bunt cake a bunch. Yeah, the only thing that guy with a gun is
[00:07:20] Is a different guy with a gun with a bunch with a bunch you cannot suck it. It's my penis
[00:07:28] It's too tiny to find it's a tiny tiny tiny tiny. I
[00:07:36] Yeah, I've been trying to I saw like I'll sometimes have to like reset with coffee because I'll like just be drinking it all day
[00:07:43] Yep, and then fucking on my sleeve hasn't been good. So I cut it out
[00:07:47] Just stayed on aspirin for a couple days. They don't ask for you to deal with the headache
[00:07:52] And it's like so I haven't had any caffeine for three days
[00:07:55] And it is wild how like 99% of like stress and anxiety is just
[00:08:01] Too much cap. I feel fucking I feel fine. Yeah, I'm fucking running on fucking fumes
[00:08:14] I'm just I'm just a little agent allergic to bullshit
[00:08:21] Sorry, what you think Nick was lying. He got a text from his girlfriend and said I love you
[00:08:29] Yeah, it's not small. I just found something out dude. What's wrong? She folks every black
[00:08:37] All of them are you serious? Yeah, the Hercule types, you know, that's crazy
[00:08:41] Every style black even wait even the worst of all the the upper middle class black guy from the Midwest who moved here
[00:08:54] Seriously the very worst actually those the very worst kind she even fucks those style black guys. Yeah, every every single time
[00:09:04] Hmm let's see let's go this I can only really think of two what cool guy
[00:09:21] Murphy did you fuck any Murphy? I guess he used to be a cool guy and then I guess he's now cool mentally ill easy
[00:09:29] Yeah, I don't want to wear those Tate's cookies that I've been hearing about
[00:09:35] Oh, we do have these other cookies that are a keto. Thank God. Let's try them out
[00:09:45] It's cookie. It's the cookie trying go get the cookies
[00:09:55] You know what I what I love about Eddie Murphy is that he took a principal stand and he wouldn't make fun of Bill Cosby
[00:10:07] And his thought process was you don't kick a man was down
[00:10:17] Who's calling who is it are these for the dog these look like dog treats Adam you motherfucker if you they are
[00:10:28] They look like dog treats, but they're from Costco. Are they really just naps?
[00:10:33] No, no, they're little mini chocolate chips. They're by that company
[00:10:37] You know they make no free no free reads
[00:10:39] We got to write is by who who made them. I don't know they're actually not as bad as they look
[00:10:49] Pretty good. Yeah, they're pretty good. They're from Costco. They're free glasses
[00:10:59] They're like sweetened with agave or natural molasses
[00:11:03] Yeah, I think I don't know that if they're keto, then they don't have fiber. I
[00:11:10] Don't know what they are. I'm saying he's by the handful
[00:11:14] These are his fucking cookie crispy. Yeah, basically you any milk
[00:11:24] Women bowl and yeah, but let's put the poor the cinnamon toast crunch milk into this. Oh, that's a good idea
[00:11:30] No, don't do it actually because I can't eat cereal. It's 100% pure Jesse
[00:11:42] As well as the white coming up with fucking cinnamon toast crunch milk in the dog
[00:11:56] He made the observation maybe he wasn't making this observation. Maybe I just hadn't heard it but that
[00:12:02] Breaking bad is a huge show for the bald community. Oh, yeah, because pretty much everyone that matters is bald. Yeah
[00:12:15] The retarded kid. Yep. He's not bald yet, but in the future. He's gonna be bald in the flashboard
[00:12:27] That guy changes his name to Flynn. Yeah, it's as like a side of disrespect to his father. Yeah, I gotta say
[00:12:35] That's a sexy guy with whatever he's got. Yeah. Yeah, what's he got going on? He has like modeling pics
[00:12:41] Yeah, he has like modeling pics where he's wearing a flexion t-shirt
[00:12:45] I would I would love I didn't understand you know, just suck that you cock while he's gonna walk up
[00:12:50] You've heard that guy just be just just wonderful
[00:12:54] He's got real tennis balls at the bottom the real actor, you know
[00:12:58] He has cerebral palsy, but you listen to him talking. He's not like fucked up like that. Oh, really? Yeah, so they shot the show
[00:13:03] And they're like can you be retarded? Yeah, let's put a little
[00:13:08] Put a little fucking extra like like you know what and he was just happy to have the job
[00:13:12] I mean, it's what can you imagine doing that with like an Asian American? That's what I was gonna say
[00:13:17] Black people Asian like everyone like everyone complains where they want like if you go into read for something like could you do it blacker?
[00:13:24] You know what Flynn was like I'll do it more retarded. Yeah, you know cuz like the disabled
[00:13:31] The disabled don't have advocacy on that level. That's sure you know
[00:13:35] You think he was doing the hand thing with the limp wrist a classic over there sure we were banging against your chest
[00:13:41] Yeah, Carlos Mencia took that to the top
[00:13:44] To do you ran with that one all the way down the field
[00:13:49] Yeah, dude, that was a punt return you thought he might get five ten yards. He took it to the house
[00:14:03] Who was a guy before him on the Chiefs who used to just take it back every
[00:14:12] What the fuck was his name dude? I remember Devin Hester on the bears. He was nasty from the you. Yeah
[00:14:19] I appreciate you guys move the cookies over there by the way
[00:14:23] Let me get a couple take them back. I don't want to take them back
[00:14:29] Don't worry for dessert. We have tates to
[00:14:31] Yeah, well you can't know you got tiger bomb here. Yeah, or your anus. No, that was
[00:14:40] Romantic evening with the dog she gets her cookies
[00:14:51] No, yes, but my friend my friend did tell me my friend did tell me a secret
[00:14:57] He does your friend no Pinkerton told me he's like what I'm watching a movie and I'm falling asleep
[00:15:06] To stay awake for the rest of the movie. That's a real show. Yeah, he puts tiger bomb up his nose
[00:15:18] That's yes, that's probably get these away from me. I'm done with the cookies now. Okay, take these take them away
[00:15:24] Nick move them to my side of the table take them away. Excuse me first off sick
[00:15:30] Don't ever they're far enough away from don't ever use their tone with me. I don't want to see you reach against
[00:15:41] Adam Friedland show nice Boston people around sure acting like the bell of the by the way Adam if you ever want to buy me out
[00:15:47] Yeah, you know together we have 50% of the podcast. That's true
[00:15:52] So if you want to do a power struggle against Nick you want to buy my share out
[00:15:57] I'm listening. Mm-hmm. Dude. I'm gonna buy my share out too. You can do that as well
[00:16:03] I'm gonna I'm dead serious about letting you just do the Adam Friedland show. I'm gonna put on my
[00:16:08] My we get to the end of the year Barbara Streisand and Prince of tides
[00:16:13] Therapist costume my power suit my 1980s woman power suit
[00:16:18] To the end of the year. Yeah, it's Prince. Yeah, it's worth. She's Nick Nolte's therapist
[00:16:23] Well, Barbara Walters in a movie bar restrides
[00:16:26] She plays she plays the Jewish therapist in New York
[00:16:30] Nick Nolte's sister is killed herself. So he has to go to New York to get her stuff
[00:16:34] He's from they're from like a southern family and he meets the therapist and she's like what the hell is your problem?
[00:16:41] And he's like oh God I got fucked in my ass by jail birds
[00:16:45] I think that's yeah, that's what he actually get raped. Yeah, he's like that he got raped. I got fucked in my ass by jail birds
[00:16:54] Yeah, I'm gonna teach her son how to play football cuz he's a little fag
[00:16:58] He's a little spoiled. She's got a sack. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he was a bad attitude
[00:17:03] He's like the only this kid problem is he doesn't play football. He hasn't gotten raped yet
[00:17:08] He takes the son the central park and then like kisses him
[00:17:11] And then she's like tell me more tell me more directed at Barbara abs
[00:17:24] Yeah, you think did she suck Nolte off with that big old schnaws she said she used to get piped out by
[00:17:32] Master yeah, she was letting that pussy fly. I probably wasn't shaved right we're talking the 70s
[00:17:38] We're talking she probably had that pussy
[00:17:41] Harry just hair down just curly hair down to here with like an offset
[00:17:49] She was married to Elliot Gould. That's a nice piece of
[00:17:53] 71 he was a good-looking man. That's a good that's good. That's good. That's a good. She's still married to that's a good looking man, too
[00:18:01] Brolin stepmother. Yeah, she's getting all that double a mco money. Never win. Uh his daughter work
[00:18:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he would come to the stand. I was cool. That was cool. I was in my time and be like what's up, dude?
[00:18:16] Was I could do in a spot and I'm like now they never let me up he's like please
[00:18:21] And then he talked to the owners you did an hour for just for him. Mm-hmm. He was clapping like a seal
[00:18:26] He just fed a fish to I mean, it's like moving my table. I want to talk about Sicario with you
[00:18:30] I want to answer all your questions about Sicario
[00:18:38] Yeah, that was fucking sick. Yeah, those are the good old days
[00:18:41] I've never had like a famous person in the crowd when cuz that will happen randomly
[00:18:48] My Tyson came to the stand. I know like a month ago. I miss Stamos. Mm-hmm. That broke my heart. Where was that?
[00:18:55] Understand did you do that bit about raping Robin Givens or did you cut that out of your act? No, I didn't you did it
[00:19:08] They come over here. I want to talk about Sicario
[00:19:23] Thought I was gonna burp but yeah, I didn't have to it turns out they have a solid that was not very good
[00:19:42] What did I just watch for the first time did you see hustle yet? I have it I started. Oh my god. It's all I started
[00:19:55] It's not Netflix only huh? Yeah, yeah Danny Dinks Danny Dinks did the music for it
[00:20:03] Even though he wasn't born there, but you know he makes his home there now. I watched Montana story
[00:20:12] Is that where she's getting her fucking pussy plowed by a plastic surgeon's being like there's nothing we can do
[00:20:20] He's gonna look like a large big ass TV. Yeah, this is gonna lead her into pornography. She did have a weird like
[00:20:26] Marks on her ass you guys watch that of course. I'm assuming I didn't pay attention to the marks on her ass marks
[00:20:34] I wasn't like I'm gonna need to pick this ass out on the lineup. Dude you can't help it
[00:20:38] She's getting fucked from the back. What are you not gonna look at her ass?
[00:20:41] What do you look at when a guy fuck's a woman from the back his balls balls?
[00:20:49] So what do you put this porn off for sound yeah
[00:20:52] No, you put in your clubs. I like the Ray Charles of beating on
[00:21:09] So the porn is more of a metronome for you. Yeah, you hear the slabs
[00:21:14] Mmm. No, I remember being really stoked to watch Montana Fishburne get fucked by I believe Brian Pumper
[00:21:22] I don't recall my head, but I believe it was Brian Pumper who pumped her what a comedy legend
[00:21:35] She had as per ice she didn't interview she had aspirations to use pornography to break into the mainstream acting world
[00:21:41] Yeah, not her father's connection. Yeah
[00:21:47] I'm pretty sure he's not in the new Matrix only because he did said he said transphobic stuff
[00:21:58] Yeah, that's fun. That's too funny. You don't know him on cards to play against each other thing
[00:22:06] Seriously, so whatever he said maybe said something transphobic, but twice now they've they've
[00:22:12] Cast black people as people that we already know our characters in a movie and be like nobody's gonna know the difference
[00:22:19] What was the second time they did it with the Oracle?
[00:22:22] They were like just get some other black
[00:22:24] But is that they're all with the Oracle? They're all the same
[00:22:30] They're all this I thought that was part of it. No, it was Candace. Oh, it was racism
[00:22:35] They did an odd viv on I really did well
[00:22:38] That's the thing though. They didn't downvivorous. She was if they picked a light-skinned second Oracle. That's an on-viv
[00:22:50] I was high as fuck when I watched those for the second like recently so I don't remember
[00:22:55] But I didn't understand why there wasn't why fucking Lawrence Fishburne wasn't there that didn't make any fucking sense
[00:23:00] Yeah, I think I have no idea. I made it up in my head that movie was really
[00:23:04] But the the new the new more was really really good. I might have to rewatch it
[00:23:09] I remember being pissed. No, it was not good
[00:23:12] No, I was saying it made you sad and be sad because I wanted to be good and it just fucking just let me down
[00:23:17] No, I had no expectations. Yeah, I just I told you what I did. I got so high that
[00:23:23] Following the basic plot felt like I was like deciphering the base
[00:23:27] I was like whoa your hack I was like I think he hon is in the matrix again. I was saying that I was watching
[00:23:35] Which is something you could tell from the trailer
[00:23:39] Trailer I thought I thought I thought I was like so fucking high. I was hanging my boy Pete
[00:23:43] He spoke the little joint set up. He doesn't usually spoke. He was high shit, and I was like and he was like whoa
[00:23:52] And there was when you watch it that way it's awesome when they were making the humans just fly off the roofs
[00:23:59] That felt like when you put the she codes on Grand Theft Auto
[00:24:04] Yeah, it did feel like that and you know what I if I remember correctly
[00:24:07] But the rest of it was sucked Keanu's bitch saves him at the end and that's what I'm looking for
[00:24:13] I need a woman to just just grab me by the scruff of my neck fly away from the agents
[00:24:18] Uh-huh, and then suck me on the fucking balls neither. You saw top cut yet or no not yet
[00:24:27] I've been busy too. Yes, I have getting doing what getting a dress shopping dress shopping
[00:24:34] For what occasion my daughter actually oh you have a daughter never brought her up
[00:24:45] Yeah, I said you say it is funny that I had to say it
[00:24:48] You say that like it's like a pathetic age to be as if 35 is not almost as bad
[00:24:56] 46 is tough 46 is rough. That's right 46 is the end of middle age 35 is the beginning
[00:25:03] Beginnings are bad. I'm 46. You're fucking old
[00:25:06] I had to opt because I wanted to be a mother, but I didn't let my wife have custody even though we're married
[00:25:12] So she's just my daughter. I see so I get to make all the fashion decisions. Yeah, I got to teach her my own ways
[00:25:21] That's awesome, dude pretty cool. It is funny that you could have had a kid when you were like 20 and it would be 14 right now
[00:25:27] So funny, that's an adult. It's crazy because there's guys
[00:25:31] There's guys that do that and then they're like the night manager at a gas station. Yeah
[00:25:36] You know I respect that and you can just like there's people to just figure that life out
[00:25:42] No, having a child as a teen is the fucking cheat or they just go away. They leave forever
[00:25:48] What do you mean? They're just abandoned the child. I don't think people really do that. Yeah, they definitely I think that's a
[00:25:53] People do it. I think that's a it's an anti-man thing. That's a yeah some shit that women made up that acts now
[00:26:00] You know what now. I'm actually believing you again Nick. Yeah, that is what women made up
[00:26:17] Really when your dog shits in the house. It really makes the bitches go wild
[00:26:21] You guys could tell but there's no rug in this room. Oh, yeah, that's true. The rug is gone your dog had diarrhea on my dog had
[00:26:29] Direa, yeah, what do you feed that bitch? But guess what when your friend is diarrhea your house. It's just
[00:26:39] I'm glad that he's talking about when he should have pants
[00:26:42] Well, I show empathy that's so funny dude. That still is hilarious. I did show empathy by fucking asking you to leave and
[00:26:58] You guys are gonna keep the curtains the shower curtain open I felt empathy for my chair. Yep
[00:27:06] I'm not even thinking for my stuff. There was room. That's true. I could see Nick. That was the only time I've seen it cry
[00:27:13] That's true. I said this could have been a chair and this could have been a chair
[00:27:23] Does Oscar Schindler ever get pussy in the Schindler's list? That's the whole reason he does why it does really yeah in the beginning
[00:27:29] The Nazis for like if you have a factory you can get pussy
[00:27:39] I know what I'm going to do for the war
[00:27:45] Does he ever you think you think he ever
[00:27:48] Somebody might have been I'm not saying he did it to take advantage of the people he saved
[00:27:53] But if somebody saved me from the Holocaust, I would consider sucking his dick
[00:27:57] So do you think he ever accepted any sexual favors?
[00:28:01] From any women that he saved or was it only men in the fact? I don't remember
[00:28:13] It's kind of funny about titties just filled with matzo Indiana Jones is that he does nothing about the Holocaust
[00:28:20] It's just trying to like make sure the Nazis have a worse museum
[00:28:27] The Holocaust he stops them from using the magic. Oh, they were gonna do a turbo holocaust
[00:28:31] Yeah, they would have had they would have been able to kill way more Wow
[00:28:36] I'm honestly I didn't watch Indiana Jones when I was a kid and I just tried to watch them as an adult
[00:28:42] Not don't like it doesn't work you got a kid
[00:28:44] As a kid because I do that as an adult all the time. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get into Indiana Jones
[00:28:50] And I'll watch five minutes of the first one and it's like, you know what I'm nostalgic for
[00:29:02] Like at the end the in the twilight of my weed smoking days when I was 20 years old
[00:29:07] Just getting high as fuck at my call center job
[00:29:11] I'd be confused by Lego Indiana Jones playing the game. It's like a plus four. It's impossible to lose
[00:29:21] What Lego Star Wars rock to Lego Star Wars is when I played the Jar Jar Binks one. Mm-hmm
[00:29:33] I watch seven for the first time really I'm surprised you had a fucking sick dude the movie's awesome
[00:29:39] We were so fucking awesome. What's in the box?
[00:29:48] This was in the box, right? It's this is hard cock that he got chopped off the killer's penis
[00:29:57] Yeah, it's crazy how old that movie is it fell fucking like the 1990s
[00:30:03] 97 I feel like it wasn't yeah, maybe we're 95
[00:30:11] It's a good movie and everything good came out 1999
[00:30:19] Matrix no, I feel like it's earlier than the Matrix lunch drunk love no, no, that was that was 2002
[00:30:26] It's you know, it's a huge year. Yeah, we've done this sucking John's milk of it everybody's done the 1999 movie list
[00:30:34] I don't think everybody. Yeah, every podcast. I don't think that's true. It's true. Okay
[00:30:41] Let's do a different that Facebook page with the Indian guy named we didn't boys
[00:30:50] Feed them boys. Oh, no, I've never seen it. It's an Indian guy's name. Oh, his name is V. Dem. Yeah, it's W. I D. I am
[00:31:00] And it's real. That's my favorite part about that is Israel
[00:31:09] I'm fucking sleepy dude. Yeah, I'm sleepy too
[00:31:15] Sorry, how is it? We'll be over to this weekend Adam went my friend got married. Did you go bust all the wedding?
[00:31:21] Yeah, the horror was pretty epic the what the horror that was the Jewish after party school
[00:31:27] That's the part where you give the Jewish day gift. No, no, you have to give up the money. It's called the horror
[00:31:37] They didn't remember when Adam went to his friend's wedding and didn't bring a gift because he considered flying
[00:31:42] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious. I just didn't have the money for a gift. Oh, don't go we've discussed it
[00:31:48] Well, guess what I should not gone because I haven't seen that person since the weather exactly you I did that show me
[00:31:52] No, I didn't fuck it up because of the gift
[00:31:54] I just did it because I was like I'm not gonna be friends if I don't go to this wedding and we're not friends anyway
[00:31:59] So I shouldn't have gone. Did you meet the dinner?
[00:32:04] No, I didn't you definitely did no, I didn't even sit in my seat. Yeah, sure what you do I stood
[00:32:12] Especially you know, it's so funny about that wedding was that it was right before the 2016 election and they were like
[00:32:19] The mom was like this fucking like just you know like that type of Jewish bitch
[00:32:26] You know, she was like and next week when we elect the first female
[00:32:33] President of the United States. Oh my god in the wedding speech ever forever. That's gonna be a part of love
[00:32:38] I would love to rub their fucking wedding. Just run up and slam a cream
[00:32:45] Was so yeah, you know exactly what she looks like if you could go back in time
[00:32:50] Yeah, what you should do is go back in time to put a cream pie in her face and be like Trump won bitch
[00:32:55] It's so funny a that I didn't bring a gift, but be the Trump one. Yeah, it does. I guess that
[00:33:02] Double ruined the wedding for them. They didn't get my $50 in cash though. $50. Come on
[00:33:08] I didn't have I didn't have very much money buy something off the registry. Do you think we're even gonna have an election in 2024?
[00:33:15] What do you mean? That's what they they said last no hunter is gonna be appointed
[00:33:20] I'm sorry. What's it hunter? Where's that the dead one?
[00:33:27] Yeah, they're gonna point hunter. Yeah, no, well Bo is like they're like what what if his name was Joe also
[00:33:42] Bo giant. Hey, Bo. I thought I thought it'd be cool if I had kids to name them
[00:33:52] I'm gonna name yeah, I named my daughter blue Ivy
[00:33:55] Dude blue Ivy's a fucking like she's grown up. It was fucked up. She was at the game
[00:34:01] And I was like what the hell is this I she looked like an adult. I hate my mortality is Jaden Smith. All right
[00:34:07] What do you mean? He's doing okay? What's he doing now? He does like
[00:34:14] That's his thing. I think you had some kind of water charity. He was he would just do music every once in a while
[00:34:21] When he was 13. He was kid. I would imagine what's up pup. I heard you shoot all over the floor. Yeah, what's up? You shit on the floor?
[00:34:33] Do it what's up make noise make noise be on the podcast be on the pike
[00:34:40] She's smelling stops balls right now dog podcast now. She just smiled really really really big because she smelled my balls
[00:34:49] What's up, what's up? Oh stop? I have a t-shirt for you. Oh hell yeah, I
[00:34:55] Can't wait to do some viral marketing for you. Dude. I
[00:34:58] Well, we are out of all the bush t-shirts at this point except for a couple smalls
[00:35:03] Nice. I think we're pretty low on the other ones. I'm a dream about t-shirts. This has been a big week guys
[00:35:10] Looks great. You sure know that PayPal nightmarion
[00:35:13] Uh, no, it's we're gonna have to do it like manually. It's gonna be annoying. Yeah, PayPal terrible company
[00:35:20] Wish I was on the new right and I had Peter Thiel's number
[00:35:31] You can send a couple text we could get that meeting set up
[00:35:34] Really getting Peter Thiel money who you know, oh
[00:35:37] Them's no, I don't think they are but I know that there was that film festival that was getting a few number
[00:35:44] Yeah, we're that guy died that we got again. We got to figure out how to get Peter
[00:35:48] Did we do this last time didn't you say who gives didn't we say we pretend you straight or whatever?
[00:35:56] Yeah, guess what feel you're straight. No dude the last six months of this show will push any message you want on
[00:36:02] Some of the most mentally unstable people that's so true. We will you don't understand you want to listen real estate
[00:36:21] Mm-hmm. We have an audience of a half a million listeners a fucking episode
[00:36:26] Mm-hmm a million dollars is nothing nothing for six months. That's two dollars a person. Yeah
[00:36:33] That you'll never get you'll never get a deal like that in your life, mr. Thiel
[00:36:42] Libertarian thing. Yeah, we will we will drop the irony. I'm dying out here
[00:36:48] Please mr. Thiel, please we need your business
[00:36:52] We're Italian American family from Queens. We work hard
[00:36:57] We were our whole family works our whole family is Elvis impersonators
[00:37:04] That needs to be the last guest on the show
[00:37:14] The posters for that new gene the nasty hole
[00:37:18] Mm-hmm. I can't say that you always movie looks so fucking look so
[00:37:24] Awesome. There's some fuck that guy's eyes the fake Elvis
[00:37:29] Sums off with his eyes. What the what is the point Tom Hanks is weird like you got that fat suit on what if Elvis gave this shit about
[00:37:35] Civil rights for five minutes. I don't think that's the movie is that what it's about the movies about isn't it Tom Hanks's character like steals money from him
[00:37:43] I think that's part of it. Yeah, oh the Colonel the girl is that who is the colonel?
[00:37:47] Colonel Sanders was put out all of us actually
[00:37:51] Did I would like to see old Elvis is there ever been a movie where he's fat as shit?
[00:37:56] He never got old. Well, you know, I mean died way young. Yeah, but no, but he also really didn't get that fat
[00:38:02] He got pretty fat not you do a lot of pills
[00:38:05] He got kind of chubby, but he was never like fucking right by today's standards. Well, you got to look at the era though
[00:38:12] But today's standards no one in the 70s was fat exactly John Belushi the fat the comically fat man
[00:38:19] It's insane. I would kill for his body. He's just got like he's just got like a wide jaw
[00:38:24] He's literally wearing like a large a size large t-shirt. Yeah
[00:38:35] What was eldest into sexually do we know or Elvis?
[00:38:38] Well, how about we start on Elvis? I think he just likes to get his dick sucked
[00:38:46] I want to get my dick so I want to get my dick so I was learning eldest
[00:38:53] Love that a highly stylized. Yeah, eldest eldest it starts with him
[00:39:00] He's in Albania. He's a fucking baby. They sneak over to Greece. He gets baptized
[00:39:05] He's Greek Orthodox. He's Orthodox. He's Orthodox. He's not India. He's not he's not one of those Muslim style albose. Yeah
[00:39:15] Dude, I went to an Orthodox funeral recently. Mm-hmm. My friend died a couple weeks ago. It was really sad
[00:39:30] Yeah, and he did not do enough research before the 45 minute eulogy
[00:39:36] Which he was just trying to like bail himself out of and it was it rocked. Yeah, it was
[00:39:42] Preach go off. He was like you if if him you have to tell stories about him
[00:39:49] Like if he got fishing maybe and he jump off the boat
[00:40:04] Maybe if this happened maybe he he's a party he puts lampshade on head
[00:40:08] They did that with my grandma died to really yeah, it was like a Chinese it was like a Vietnamese Catholic
[00:40:27] Yeah, and he was like my my my uncle went up and he's like describing my grandma and it's just like
[00:40:36] Took every other step off the cellar stairs to use in the furnace when they didn't have money for coal and when my dad like
[00:41:01] My first time in an Orthodox church they fucking ruled it was the incense
[00:41:06] Incense and then he was like I wish today. I wish I wear my wife the cape
[00:41:11] You got a lanyard for the airbar. Yeah, so you don't see no
[00:41:14] See you're wearing around your neck like you're a divorce kid. Did they give you? Yeah, it's a special edition actually
[00:41:20] What's the airbar? It's a airbar is the vape
[00:41:24] The vape sensation that's killing most of America
[00:41:27] I'm realizing it dude. I really think cuz I was on Vape's heavy for six months and it like really fucked me up
[00:41:39] It's really disgusting anyway. What do the guys think?
[00:41:42] The guys in bed. Yeah, they're like are they do they cough? They're like Adam. It's pathetic
[00:41:48] They're older gay guys like the generation where they talk like Jewish women right of course before they started talking like valley girls. Yep
[00:41:58] So they just talked like an older type of Jewish woman and now the younger ones type talk like a different type of Jewish
[00:42:05] Jewish woman on Valley girls. Yeah, they are. What are you talking about?
[00:42:09] I don't know sure. Yeah, they're also annoying. They could be yeah, they could be
[00:42:14] It's kind of a set subset kind of thing. There's certainly Jewish Valley girls. I suppose but you know what I'm saying. Yeah
[00:42:23] Anyway, I fucked black guy. Okay. I like black guy. Why are you doing an impression of yourself? No, I didn't say that
[00:42:29] That's the Jewish that's what you sound like. Yeah, you sound like that all the time. That was indistinguishable
[00:42:43] I wear my white cape, but as you can see I wear my black
[00:42:51] Do the incense the fucking icons the vibes in a Orthodox church are good
[00:42:57] Yeah, in the middle of this the eulogy. He's like he's struggling. He's like, you know, I have friends who died once. Oh my
[00:43:08] He talked about his friend who died. I love it dude. They freestyle everything. Yeah, he was just I remember I was in a
[00:43:18] This fucking we had a fucking dumbass priest they gave us
[00:43:22] There was we growing up our priest was like too nice of a guy and everyone liked to shit on him for being a bitch
[00:43:30] Liked him he's a cool guy. He I remember one time he gave him a
[00:43:35] He gave a speech about and like youth group where he was like showing us songs that should help our faith
[00:43:41] And he played like four Evan essence walks in a row. It's just like a really a 50 year old fat Greek man
[00:43:55] Anyway, he had enough of you know hit enough of the mouth the Greek town Greek
[00:44:00] So he went to the county and they gave us a priest from a he was from Pittsburgh. Okay. Wow
[00:44:07] They gave us a fucking stealer fan. Oh, no, so that strike fucking one also
[00:44:12] He was like a real fucking fire and brim stuff like he was talking about going to hell constantly
[00:44:16] Yeah, he was talking about like if you fucking if you if you have free marrow sex you're going hell if you're gay
[00:44:22] Super anti-gay like just like come on man like yeah
[00:44:26] Just don't we know where the church stands, but we're no one no one here is home of like
[00:44:30] I mean some people are but we don't fucking care about that kind of shit and I remember
[00:44:35] We checked out a church just when that guy came in my brothers and this guy we were out of baptism
[00:44:45] Remember what the fuck he was talking about but we were me and my brother were trolling him from the pew
[00:44:50] And we were just like laughing and whatever he was saying and then he looked at us
[00:44:54] And he was like and you know some people think they know everything
[00:44:57] He's in the middle of the fucking he's in the middle of his like talking about this baby, right?
[00:45:01] And how great is for baptism? He sees me and my brother laughing at him. He's like yeah
[00:45:05] Some people think they know everything some people don't even come to church anymore
[00:45:09] He's just sub tweeting us the thing and then he's like and a lot of people think you could just show up for a
[00:45:15] Baptism and you're going to heaven and then he's like starts talk basically
[00:45:18] He's saying like not just us but everyone in this church is going to hell in the middle of this baptism
[00:45:24] He's like they think they know everything but unless you pray and you're baptized in the Orthodox church and you come every weekend
[00:45:33] So then it's just like so what every American person is that how is that how it works in the Orthodox?
[00:45:38] No, not at all. You just have to say forget listen. Yeah, you have to do pull it. That's it
[00:45:42] You go to heaven the biggest loophole is just that you're death baptized and then you repent your death
[00:45:47] You repent your good brother. Yeah, but anyway, he fucking he was just like we got him to just fucking say everyone
[00:45:53] That's what you gotta make sure you don't die getting your dick sucked by 17 year old prostitute. Yeah, it's true
[00:45:58] You gotta make sure they're a man every time you you gotta make sure they're made you gotta make sure they're ordained and they gotta be
[00:46:04] They gotta be you gotta be married to them true. That's why I keep a little ring
[00:46:08] Anytime I'm getting my dick sucked just in case
[00:46:23] Directly to and then you have to scoop it into her pussy though because it's gotta be for yeah
[00:46:27] Spitting out you're just not allowed to spill it as long as it goes into the bitch
[00:46:32] Trust me. I've checked in. Okay. It's gotta be the
[00:46:35] I just I'm walking into heaven like just blowing right past like a child in a wheelchair
[00:46:51] Finescent I fucking played I played it on both sides. I got my dick sucked and I'm here
[00:46:57] Unlike you dying early of an incurable disease. Yeah, but being rude to your mom when she forgot your switch in the car
[00:47:09] Before your machine stop before they're playing God machines that we're keeping you alive
[00:47:24] Last time you did confession. Oh my god
[00:47:28] Is it like Catholic you go in a closet? No, you're face to face with a little a little fun
[00:47:33] Oh, you're staring at the wizard you're staring at it
[00:47:35] They were looking the wizard dead the last time I did confession. I think I was in like church camp. It was called CYC
[00:47:51] And the whole cabin I think I was 14 or 15 and the whole cabin no I must be young that guy messaged you
[00:47:58] One of the guys from CK Y yeah, I believe that was not I believe that's when started off the cool
[00:48:12] Raying better minor celebrity in your DMS a minor celebrity a guy who met Pam one time
[00:48:20] Ba da da ba da da da da da da da da da I mean shout out to him, but you are the hot spam more as you're doing
[00:48:26] You're right. That's a great question. I think we literally ruined his life
[00:48:30] Yeah, there was something about that there was something about the negative energy of the psychic negative. I should have asked him if he was voting for Bernie
[00:48:38] What did he say? I don't know about Paul ticks. I don't know nothing about Paul ticks
[00:48:46] Tell me any capital I can tell you where it is
[00:48:49] I was just instantly wrong. Yeah, but he was fast. I respect that. I want Egypt. I am
[00:49:09] Africa has bad piercings and it was like five
[00:49:21] Walking up wearing a trash or hoodie and thrasher hat
[00:49:26] That was without a doubt the best day of the podcast I was meeting bam
[00:49:32] I couldn't even like driving the Yonkers. I couldn't even process what was happening the setting
[00:49:43] Bam Bam, Marjorie is like like he's on life support basically
[00:49:48] I was way up with him. I'm like this is fucking insane. He's on TMZ the next night
[00:49:53] Yeah, yeah, you're having a public meeting that guy in the lobby of the West Side comedy club
[00:50:00] Which is just the basement of a Mexican restaurant. Yeah good club though
[00:50:04] Dude fucking that is amazing. Yeah when jeans like telling talking about how great the club is and then we end recording is like guys
[00:50:34] Black night he said like I thought he said black. Yeah, I was like we were like what's black night
[00:50:40] He's like, you know like black comedy. Oh, okay. I just the phrase black comedy is good enough for me
[00:50:50] What do people like they like three things they like their New York we had everything they want
[00:50:59] New York fans and Italian fans and Elvis fans
[00:51:03] New York fans Italian fans is the best one
[00:51:06] Italian fans I'm not I'm a fan of the Italian race
[00:51:18] Starting a podcast shit dude. What the fuck?
[00:51:23] He had a pretty started podcast. Yeah, it's scum town themed podcast
[00:51:29] Just God he literally I believe DM me yesterday
[00:51:32] He was like we come back to Florida vinnie being he offering me bookings
[00:51:37] He's like dude. I got the best rooms in Florida in Michigan
[00:51:43] Those are the two states you're active in I like an amazing discovery
[00:51:47] I like that he was that he moved to Florida cuz like under the assumption he can't be extra died in back
[00:51:59] He's like we're putting months promoting the show at Castle Bams is big party
[00:52:07] I think all of this money and tickets and then it's like oh, there's a permit problem with this town
[00:52:13] They won't let us at the party but that we're gonna get you know what we'll have one band played a warehouse somewhere
[00:52:26] Similar to what I was marketing to you and then he took the money and went to Disney
[00:52:40] One of the fucking best guys that's awesome dude that here
[00:52:44] Fuck you did funny mom's once and his wife came with them
[00:52:50] I was very surprised he was married. Oh, yeah, is he married? Yeah, I think he's married. Hell yeah
[00:52:56] Oh, but I don't know but I don't know about it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
[00:53:06] So my fucking dick and balls and fuck on my pants
[00:53:08] The penis for fifty dollars now I feel fucking gay
[00:53:14] Fuck I might have a hot shit in the chamber. I can't tell yeah, I have had
[00:53:20] I've really been straining while I'm shitting cuz my diet is so bad. You gotta be careful with that
[00:53:25] I might die. Isn't that how Elvis literally died. Yeah, and honestly my ass hurts
[00:53:30] Mm-hmm. I think I think we've discussed this this might be hemorrhoids, right? If you're really straining
[00:53:36] Your ass hurts. I honestly have no idea what hemorrhoids is like a like a pollop on your ass, right?
[00:53:41] Or it's like a but doesn't that shit hurt like a wound on your ass my dying?
[00:53:46] No, I don't think you can die from hemorrhoids. I just think it's incredibly
[00:53:49] Dying is the doctors to tell you you're fine. You're fine. You're fine
[00:53:52] And then one day you'll go and they'll be like everything's fucked. Yeah. Yeah, that would be pretty gay
[00:53:58] I'm not gonna lie to you. That's how they do it. Yeah, they don't treat people
[00:54:03] Let's fucking kill the doctors. That's what that one guy and Tulsa did
[00:54:07] Who I don't know didn't some guy go into a hospital when they are 15 and kill a doctor because oh, yeah
[00:54:13] Back heard after getting he did a bad surgery. It's so funny. We just forget about the
[00:54:18] The executions the people do if it's if you only had a couple bodies. It's like I who cares
[00:54:25] Yeah with two and under doesn't even count
[00:54:29] Yeah, there was like two mall shootings the other day and it's like nobody if you're going to the mall still
[00:54:35] Sorry, but you deserve no way to go. I like to go to the mall back now. It's come around again
[00:54:41] No, the mall is cool. I want to go to that mall in Jersey. That's got like three like six
[00:54:46] They told me I don't want you to come. No, that's not true the American dream. They said no Adam
[00:54:53] Seems tired. I love them all. They have a SpongeBob Squarepants like water. I actually did go to the mall in Raleigh
[00:55:00] Oh, yeah, I was a Raleigh got a good mall
[00:55:03] Yeah, no, I got I went to food locker got a t-shirt. Wow, that's awesome, dude. Thanks, man
[00:55:10] Yeah, let's see. What did I do and fill the air in Rhode Island. I walked around Brown
[00:55:14] Yeah, yeah, we were the room in shame with the RISD
[00:55:19] We like snuck in they're right next to each other. I walked in I walked around RISD as well
[00:55:23] Yeah, I just show there with Brandon Wardell once had Brown and
[00:55:45] No, I brought it up before but he did that joke about
[00:55:48] The Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad and he's like wouldn't it be better if they just did it with Caitlyn Jenner and people
[00:55:57] Attably subject and you couldn't go there, you know with the fucking PC police on our
[00:56:02] Don't even get me fucking started. I won't even do their fucking colleges. No more. I
[00:56:10] Will do it anymore either. I won't do one unless I'm asked
[00:56:17] He's about to be 30. Yeah, that's gonna be a sweet day when Brandon starts 30 and it's like the jiggies up my friend
[00:56:25] You're an old man you didn't plan so you gotta you gotta we should have a birthday party and an end of career party for
[00:56:39] Playing a teenager in the joke. Honestly. He looks like a teenager. I'm hyped for him on that joke. Oh, I'm
[00:56:45] I don't know but I saw the trailer and it was
[00:56:48] Trying to watch that shit. I'm sure a lot that I definitely want to watch you. Yeah, I think Brandon's line in the trailer is like
[00:56:54] I've never seen this many Filipinos in one room
[00:56:59] Croy doing Filipino fucking he's the biggest comedian in America. Yeah, he plays he plays fucking arenas
[00:57:06] He plays like the forum and like yeah the Staples Center. Yeah, he was in bra
[00:57:11] I saw his tour bus and Raleigh while I was there. Oh, you shit. Yeah, and also do be brothers with Michael McDonald
[00:57:16] Wow, wow, you had to go up against that I had to go up again. Fuck. Yeah, I would somebody was in
[00:57:26] Some kind of musician, but I forget yeah, Charlie Goodnight's was fun
[00:57:29] But they're bulldozing that building and I want to be on record
[00:57:33] To say that that place is haunted really confirmed. They're bulldozing it. Yeah, that's demolishing into the rallies like they're doing an Austin thing
[00:57:42] They're oh interesting they destroy the entire city and make it a bunch of shitty glass and metal buildings
[00:57:48] The apartments for people that work at like Calendly
[00:57:52] You ever get an invitation that this is gonna be the worst named is it a calendar app?
[00:57:57] I'm guessing the thing the schedule meetings with like dickheads who like you know like it's Google
[00:58:02] It's Google fucking calendar basic. You know how like you know you do that you like you do something like you know
[00:58:12] And then for whatever reason the retarded thing you do makes money
[00:58:15] So you got a like interact with people who have just a job. Yes, and they're like hey
[00:58:20] We'd love to talk to you about so-and-so. Let's schedule a meeting on on Calendly
[00:58:25] And it's like why don't you just tell me what time you want to talk
[00:58:30] Why don't we not why don't I not download this faggot fucking app?
[00:58:34] And you can just you can just call me now
[00:58:37] In fact cuz we're already speaking we're talking right now. Yeah
[00:58:43] Setting meetings fucking stinks. It's stupid dude. It's so stupid
[00:58:53] Should I nap through the next one the age of yeah, I did last time. I know I'm a
[00:58:58] Hilarious yeah, it was a good bit right
[00:59:00] I did it for a bit. It was pretty funny to just be like oh be here like
[00:59:09] We're gonna get the phone out and we're gonna play a couple we're gonna we're gonna we should do a listen along to Jean
[00:59:18] Think it's only on Facebook live I think we can figure it out. I think he's pretty active on Facebook easy
[00:59:40] He looks great. He's an actor and producer and for almost Elvis the king and I
[00:59:45] All these Elvis the king and I yeah, that's awesome. It's about Elvis
[00:59:52] It's not the it's not the music old Chinese
[00:59:56] Prance you'll Brenner plays the king of cyan. Yeah
[01:00:01] Where's I am oh he's he isn't a lot of movies. He's in something called pumpkin hole. That's coming out this year
[01:00:08] That looks good if I ever needed Elvis impersonator
[01:00:14] I'm calling Jean DiNappales and bully the Rico story the Mongoose conjuring the devil
[01:00:21] Conjuring the devil. Yeah, he plays detective Swanson. Oh
[01:00:25] Swanson he said he was gonna be on sopranos, right? He was close. I
[01:00:30] Don't think he said that I guess not I think you just dreamed that oh
[01:00:34] This is his website mystery entertainment
[01:00:41] Come so the conjuring the devil that uses the same font as the conjuring
[01:00:49] There's so many there's this movie. I don't know what it is on HBO max, but it's just
[01:00:55] same font as casino and it's just like an off-brand
[01:01:00] Winner of the all looked exactly the same, but it's a shittier version of winner of the 2016 Rhode Island Elvis competition
[01:01:07] Wow, I was just winner of the 2016 Dewey Beach nonpro division Elvis fest nonpro division
[01:01:15] The Dewey Beach Wow look at his shirt dude this shirt rocks actually
[01:01:21] We got that he's in his movie called wait
[01:01:24] He called Bronx paradise and you scroll down to the cast says top cast shalen argue Wallace deli workers
[01:01:32] With Kelly Clarkson oh, that's awesome how much time we got
[01:01:36] I'm buying a shirt right now. You got to look at this shirt. We're done. We're done. So let's just