Cum Town | Premium | 06/26/2022
[00:00:00] Okay, so what I'm gonna do on the soundboard I'll have one of these set with the intro music going
[00:00:12] Bring intro music back mm-hmm. You got the rights from home improvement
[00:00:17] I think I want to do so I might do like a dubstep home improvement remix. Well or something fun
[00:00:33] What you're listening to is this is this is and this is a patreon exclusive
[00:00:39] But this is this is the production meeting for next week mm-hmm the start of the very first episode mm-hmm of the Adam
[00:00:46] Freelance no, it's not the Adam Freelance. Oh, it's not it's comes out executive producer
[00:00:51] Present Adam Freelance come town what makes you the executive producer
[00:00:59] Well, that's the producer that's like the boss, right? Yeah, he's like the suit producer not the one that does
[00:01:06] Get a suit. I'll get a suit. I'll put it on we should start wearing suits. Honestly. That was weird
[00:01:10] You wore your dad's the your dad's suit that he wore to his Brit. What did he wear that suit to yes to his brace
[00:01:15] Yeah, yeah, they put the baby in a suit for a Brit. No, then they just pull its pants down
[00:01:21] Yeah, that's how you become Jewish a little tuxedo on the baby and then they pull his pants down
[00:01:26] They put you yeah, they give you a giant lollipop and little little nip suck. How about a show about boils called nip suck
[00:01:40] Uh-huh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we have a guest a special guest this week. Yeah, I brought him Norman Wilkerson
[00:01:45] I thought we want this show to be good. I brought him one of Hollywood's oldest Jews
[00:01:50] To write the right the Adam Freelance show this guy
[00:01:55] Contemporary of Mort Sall mm-hmm. He was on the first three seasons writing for Archie Bunker's place. I didn't realize that
[00:02:01] Yeah, I didn't realize you were Jewish right right for 804
[00:02:05] All of the Norman Lear spin-offs had failed Norman was the head writer. Oh, you had the same for they called us the they called us
[00:02:12] Yeah, Norman's yeah, two Normans the one about Archie Bunker's bar the one about mods guy. No, you remember that one
[00:02:18] I don't know I mods pussy. It was on one season that that was a show mod, right?
[00:02:24] There was a show mod, but then who's in that be Arthur. Yeah. Oh that
[00:02:30] Yeah, that like lesbian bitch from the old and girls be Arthur. Yeah, sorry. It's pride. Yeah, I shouldn't use that slur
[00:02:37] Be yet. There's no way that I should just say that nasty ass bitch from the go. No, I'm sorry
[00:02:42] I'm going to Adam. You understand you're the captain of this ship now. I'm comfy
[00:02:49] I don't know why I do that and I apologize to that community and pretty much every community I've ever offended come Wednesday
[00:02:55] You gotta be we're getting you and you're getting your breast suit back on
[00:03:01] Yeah, we're gonna do a little nip suck and then you're steering this ship most Jews don't get the suck
[00:03:05] It's a very small I'm gonna get back into a Lauren Michaels sort of role. Yeah, what I find a different fat comedian
[00:03:14] To slowly kill with his own adulte's this no well no
[00:03:19] I killed John Belushi. I killed Chris Farley as he killed any others
[00:03:25] I'm officially the fat guy on the pod right now. Yeah, you're fat as shit
[00:03:29] Do you know me crush you the carolons? You're great. I was good
[00:03:33] Uh, so if anybody said so norm was the only person ever believed in me in my life really believe that's not true. Yeah, it's true
[00:03:40] I'm not literally not true. Yeah. Yeah, you got a lot of people who believe in you did now
[00:03:46] Now that I now that I got a deity now that I got the money
[00:03:49] Is that said money talks? Mm-hmm. Put bullshit walks
[00:03:53] Bullshit does well. I live the bullshit lifestyle until a couple years ago, and then I said you know what?
[00:03:57] I'm gonna get serious about crypto. Yeah, I said I'm gonna get serious
[00:04:01] Yeah, crypto space and I made friends with a lot of beautiful Southeast Asian influencer
[00:04:07] And you weren't wrong and to pay it off you know what and I learned my lesson they took all my money. Yeah
[00:04:12] Everything most of them weren't even women there were 13 year old boys
[00:04:17] But I learned my lesson and I'm building my way back up no yeah, you're you're definitely on your way back up
[00:04:24] Mm-hmm for listen listeners of the show we've nix mentioned Norman a lot. Yeah, yeah
[00:04:29] You guys you you started comedy obviously before Nick. Yeah, well we had it
[00:04:34] We had to have an emergency session so I you guys probably you know stop stop has moved on
[00:04:40] He's got he's got big things going on. He's out growing the show good for him and send off to him
[00:04:45] But this we sort of abrupt timing I'd say I don't know where's Graham big scrambling big shoes to fill
[00:04:53] We're scrambling. It's impossible. We're not gonna be able to
[00:04:56] We I mean I think we just have to fully we have to fully pivot to it's got to be the Adam Friedland
[00:05:02] No, it's I don't we brought Norman in on an emergency consultation. Yeah, I'm with you Adam Friedland
[00:05:07] You're you're one of Nick's oldest friends. It'll be like I am I'm gonna be like dick cabbage except dumber
[00:05:12] Am I your own am I your oldest non-family?
[00:05:16] Friend well, I wouldn't say I have any family friends. Mm-hmm, but yeah, no, I mean yeah
[00:05:21] We've known each other actually no, that's not true. I there's people on friends with that. I've known since like I
[00:05:28] But no, I mean definitely my longest like friend in adulthood
[00:05:31] I'm trying to think like who I mean, but we've been close friends for a long time. Yeah, this is we're not talking about me
[00:05:36] I know this is what people like this is the kind of stuff
[00:05:40] Adam Friedland show so we got to talk about me. We got to talk about what kind of stuff we're gonna get into
[00:05:46] How we're gonna produce well, I've been saying we you know me I'm a behind-the-scenes guy
[00:05:50] That's what I've been yearning for it's true. You're doing sing board
[00:05:54] You should do like a meta thing where you like talk about the show on the show meta like like the fake Facebook like well
[00:06:01] We don't have any real estate, but what if we just sold pretend houses?
[00:06:07] Honey, I bought a honey. I bought a house on Facebook
[00:06:11] Where is it it's on Facebook? I spent 300 thousand dollars
[00:06:16] But don't worry it's pretend it's Facebook money, too
[00:06:21] It's not even just like real estate. It's like shirts. Yeah, like you're yeah, you can buy different outfits. Yeah
[00:06:28] That's what I do in the metaverse. I go shopping. I've never even have you seen the matter?
[00:06:36] Clue I mean Facebook they know they have to be on the way out like the
[00:06:40] Future with that company is just buying up other shit. Yeah fucking like, you know
[00:06:44] They made the right move buying Instagram, you know, they should like that big, you know like
[00:06:50] Otherwise you end up like my space, you know
[00:06:51] I mean is is Instagram still a thing like cuz I'm on Instagram, which means it should be on its way out
[00:06:59] Well, I'm just you know me. I'm just a little I'm just a little Hollywood producers. Yeah, I know I'm not a public figure anymore
[00:07:05] Or just make I'm a killer shows. Yeah. Yeah, that's my move. What do you have coming up on the Ross?
[00:07:10] Yeah, I'm free no, I don't know beyond that is gonna be my big that's gonna be your baby
[00:07:15] Yeah, it should be my baby next next back to being a touring comp
[00:07:19] No, you know what I watched the pre the trailer for the Elvis movie
[00:07:22] Yeah, and I saw Elvis I looked at pictures of him bloated and dying mm-hmm
[00:07:26] And I thought I could do this to Adam. I could be the Colonel Tom Parker
[00:07:30] You're gonna like fill me with a drudge weirdo that the valor ceiling Dutch weirdo illegal immigrant
[00:07:42] Wait, he wasn't he wasn't American. No, he was a Dutch guy that illegally came to me
[00:07:47] He murdered somebody in Belgium or got you and then he moved here and none of my business
[00:07:53] And then you rebrand it. He's like, oh, these people don't you know, however the fuck Dutch people sound Wow
[00:08:00] He gets home he gets home and he goes he like looks out his window and make sure that there's no one watching on the street
[00:08:05] And then he goes down to his basement goes into a secret closet and then he just activates all of his kookoo clocks
[00:08:11] To get back into his Dutch heritage Wow for a moment. He's like, this is my secret. No one can know Wow
[00:08:18] It's Colonel like he's been an actual rank in the military because I feel like I think so yeah
[00:08:23] I feel like every colonel you hear about is like not in the army at all
[00:08:30] I think Colonel is the one that's like different and one like an army has kernels
[00:08:35] I think an army colonel and like a Marines Colonel are different because like the Marines the Marines are like mostly the Navy ranks
[00:08:43] I don't know. I don't know. This is shit that I knew when I was playing Call of Duty
[00:08:54] That was part of being a man you getting in that age now. I don't know
[00:08:57] I feel like I missed out on war life would have sucked dude. Yeah, I would have sucked at war
[00:09:01] You would have been really good from Vegas. You know how fucking shitty it is. That's a military town. It's an air force
[00:09:07] It's all air for it's all air for it. Yeah guys that sit around like looking at just drone doing your own strikes
[00:09:12] Yeah, it's like computers. Yeah, yeah, but that's the lifestyle. I mean it's no different regardless of what you're doing
[00:09:18] Well, I would not I had a friend that was a was a captain in the army
[00:09:22] Uh-huh and when comedy was kind of failing. I guess I was like 23 24 and I was like, do you should I just join the army?
[00:09:28] And he was like, I'm telling you right now, dude. He's like that would be like a fort hood situation
[00:09:35] Like you would not he's like you wouldn't absolutely yeah, you really do have oppositional defiance
[00:09:40] Yeah, yeah, you do not like being told like they would hate you you wouldn't get along with anyone
[00:09:45] Mm-hmm. You know, you'd be fucking bullied the whole time, but you'd learn to kill
[00:09:49] I you can you don't have to learn to kill everyone knows how to kill. I don't know I feel no I think I think there's
[00:10:00] That killing is right up there with fucking and shitting and eating. It's just one of these times
[00:10:05] No, not for me. I wouldn't say for me actually, but
[00:10:08] You just feel that you have that in your in your bones. No, I don't even feel like I have bones anymore
[00:10:20] Just cardiac problems. Just a big jellyfish with cardiac problems
[00:10:26] Everything I touch production wise. It's true solid gold cameitis over here. Yeah, I'm gonna start
[00:10:32] I'm gonna just get the stomach open all shirt open all of you know, I'm just now that because stop you to do this all the time
[00:10:39] Oh the stomach you remember he would see a nice trail. You got a nice little happy trail there. Yeah, I'm pretty
[00:10:44] Her suit goes all the way up. Yeah, I'm a hairy
[00:10:46] Really? I don't produce a body here. Yeah, no, I look no need to move
[00:10:51] I got really I look like James Bond dude. I look like Sean. I got that just that weird
[00:10:59] Yeah, it's weird how women have that some it's to clean off the baby's mouth
[00:11:14] It is really weird that we do that what like as a party
[00:11:19] Like they invite like every like yeah, all their friends and family and have a deli tray there
[00:11:25] So what about this? Well one on one we go one on one Adam Friedlin. Okay, let's hear it. We bring a moyl on
[00:11:31] That's what I'm saying. I would like to interview the people that we don't hear from it. Yeah, well, you said you want to pedophile
[00:11:37] I said I don't think that's a very we should just hear them out. We should hear them out
[00:11:40] Yeah, and I said maybe later on we've built up
[00:11:44] Good will good will cultural cash. We don't want to alienate you can pitch yourself as a good point this generation
[00:11:49] Don't go straight to pedophile right build up to it with a with a boil with a more oil. Yeah, yeah, it boils first
[00:11:56] Yeah, because that's a trade, you know, are you no one's like a blue color
[00:12:00] It isn't really a testament to how much smarter Jews are than everyone else that the Catholics are like wow
[00:12:06] We'll just we'll pretend we're celibate and then we can rape the children in the closet and then they get caught
[00:12:13] And it's like oh, yeah, these guys are just pretending to sell it with the Jews are
[00:12:18] Yeah, let's just say yeah, we have to stop the key
[00:12:22] They do it right out there. I don't think you're right about that
[00:12:25] No, they don't suck the kids they do you know they do they don't like one set of causes that have done it
[00:12:32] I caught I got in so much shit everyone called me an anti-semit from me pointing that out that they suck the babies penis
[00:12:40] For years everyone called me an anti-semit and then you were vindicated. I was vindicated. Yeah, but what when did that happen?
[00:12:46] What do you mean when did it happen when you young covered the conspiracy?
[00:12:49] No, I mean there was a there was an issue with babies getting herpes in New York City
[00:12:54] There was it was yes, but it was amongst a small community of Hasidic Jews
[00:12:59] I didn't get my dick sucked as a baby at eight days. I refuse to admit that I don't think you're anti-semitic Nick
[00:13:06] But we have I actually think he is we have never had a conversation
[00:13:20] Like Aaron Brockovich style crusade in my life
[00:13:23] Their it's a water is poison and nobody's believing we were on the way home last night
[00:13:30] I'm like Russell Crow in the the insider. Mm-hmm
[00:13:34] We're on the way home and waking up. There's a foreskin in my mailbox. It's ruined your life. Your wife leaves you
[00:13:42] We pass them like Hasidic Jews on the way home and Nick to discern is like did you know they suck dick
[00:13:53] Yeah, it was a great New York City tour guide. Yeah, yeah, he takes you down to Chinatown gives you some real hard facts
[00:14:00] Yeah down to Chinatown. He's like hey, do you know about boils?
[00:14:05] I'm just explaining it to Chinese people you guys got it here this is just a blank expression
[00:14:11] Wait till you get a load of this the guy in a fishing vest money cigarette
[00:14:16] The aviators on I'm like, yeah, they suck the baby stick so anyways at 101 we get Adam on we have a moyle
[00:14:22] And so this isn't one one. This is the planning meeting production mean that's how it says a patreon
[00:14:27] I would like a more diverse writer's room. What this is this is sort of the last come town and it's not even really
[00:14:33] Come town. It's just the guys from come town
[00:14:37] Present I don't think it's gonna be that I'm feeling so I think it's just gonna be
[00:14:41] Like like when Pepsi rebranded, you know just new formula. Yeah, then it's gonna be Adam Friedland
[00:14:48] No, it's not gonna be Adam Friedlands come down. I don't be executive producer Nick
[00:14:53] We're gonna need the folks who have been with us. We're moving on the next project
[00:14:58] You're gonna have to find folks. You're gonna have to call Adam
[00:15:01] You're gonna have to convince him that the Adam Friedland show is the mood
[00:15:05] I'm telling you look I don't know where this came from the Adam Friedland
[00:15:09] I hosted two shows when your eye heard from them. I'm now. This is my future that you've you've determined for me
[00:15:22] Yeah, and yeah from the twisted mind and my eyes still hurt. It was bleeding this morning. Yeah, how are you still?
[00:15:28] I don't know. I don't know. I might have to go back to the ophthalmologist. I'm hoping I don't have a melanoma or something
[00:15:34] I don't think it should still be bleeding
[00:15:39] I'm sorry to hear that dude. Yeah, it's all right. Well, you get into 30s. You gotta get shit cut out of your face
[00:15:45] It's not giant. I would say it's pretty badass. No, it's like a badass car on my chin. That doesn't matter
[00:15:52] But it's not giant. I wouldn't say but they're not just don't lie on my ass
[00:15:57] They can't see what this good. It's a normal small scar with the scar face show
[00:16:02] Just the scar face Freelage. You can do that because it's like that guy was like
[00:16:07] What if I just made a TV show that's the movie Fargo?
[00:16:09] And I don't think he asked for permission. He just did it. No, no, they were they were like executive producers on that
[00:16:17] We'll do the scarf. This is now the Scarface podcast
[00:16:21] You know what the number one podcast is is like a true crime podcast. Yeah, I'm not in the true crime cuz it's all women
[00:16:28] Yeah, I'm a straight guy. I have no interest in like ooh, ooh, and then she was right
[00:16:37] And it's like you know, it's funny about true crime. It's like you're only into it because of the music
[00:16:42] That's it. It's like it's just the music just tricks people and like the dramatic music that plays true crime stuff
[00:16:48] That's it. You're just emotionally susceptible
[00:16:51] Where did you guys come down? Otherwise otherwise? It's just news. You're just reading about somebody who got murder
[00:16:56] I think it's just girls watching it pretending that they're gonna get raped and murdered
[00:17:00] No, they just like the music dude. No, I don't think it's the mean then how come they don't read about true crime
[00:17:05] They do yeah, they do they do no my girlfriend being Ben
[00:17:08] She'll like turn over and she'll be like a baby committed suicide. I don't know if that's true. I think it's true reading the news
[00:17:14] That's not the news. It's the girl news episode 102
[00:17:18] What we didn't even decide on one of what we have you come up. Yes, it's a Moyle episode two of a woman who was raped and we ask her
[00:17:24] Did you do this to get on investigation discover?
[00:17:28] Yeah, what is she showing all you mad you weren't murdered so that you could be the star
[00:17:35] And that's that'd be a good question Adam asked the hard question. Yes true because he's based in red-pilled
[00:17:41] This is time for Adam. I think I'm not I'm as hot for your
[00:17:45] Severe right-wing I'm not I'm not I'm not that at all. Yeah. No, I'm not I'm
[00:17:50] Actually, I'm I think I'm I'm a lit up actually they call him Norman Finkelstein
[00:18:06] Might be is he the only Jew you like I mean no, I mean as a joke like you were friends. Yeah, you like me, okay
[00:18:14] Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's several of them. I'm trying to think
[00:18:17] No, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're the only one you and Norman Finkelstein. I will I
[00:18:23] Appreciate it being here Norman Wilkerson. I like all the Normans. Oh, you're you nor McDonald
[00:18:28] Well, Norman's a Jewish name. Yeah, I don't know about that. Well, it's because it's like when you're trying to describe a Jewish man's gender
[00:18:36] They're not a woman per se nor man nor man. Yeah, they're gonna fall in the middle. Oh, yeah
[00:18:41] That's rude. That's quite rude. That's where the name comes from
[00:18:51] So yeah, so episode two we have a rate of lady that gets raped with musical guest oasis obviously
[00:19:00] So how did you put me like was it like an alley raped or just Adam snickering were you like raped? I wouldn't laugh at that like an
[00:19:12] I would not laugh about was it an alley ladies and gentlemen oasis
[00:19:17] I say maybe you're gonna be the one that's
[00:19:27] Who we think the episode three let's think this out. Yeah
[00:19:30] Charlize Theron that'd be badass your button you try to you try to you think she wants to fuck you because you're both from South Africa
[00:19:37] No, just because she's talking to me. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty much all that I
[00:19:42] And then episode four we'll have to go on a hiatus so I can rewatch
[00:19:49] That day I'll plan to watch Mad Max Fury. Yeah, but no, I'm telling you guys you guys might be bummed out
[00:19:55] And you might be listening to this and you're like, it's not the same
[00:19:58] It's not the same. I can't do this anymore, and you're right. It's not the same. I'll tell you the Adam Friedland show is gonna be fired
[00:20:06] Dude, it's gonna. Yeah. Yeah, I want I want I probably got the wrong read on me. They think I want
[00:20:15] Mm-hmm. Oh the knee bone surgery to be three inches taller. No, that was come down there. We're going into Hollywood
[00:20:22] I'm trying to be a behind the scenes producer guy. Just make solid gold. Yes
[00:20:30] Like Ron Howard right like Ron Howard Howard
[00:20:35] Tired of being in front of the camera decided to go back behind except my my hot daughter won't get fat
[00:20:40] That's my gonna be you hit a hot daughter. Yeah, what's your name?
[00:20:44] Blithe dingbat. She's got like such a stupid name
[00:21:06] Yeah, whatever name it yeah, she's very sick. She was very pretty
[00:21:09] She didn't really get that she was just looking a little chubby in that black mirror episode, but I guess I was probably for the role
[00:21:15] They were like listen, you're too sexy to be affected by social media
[00:21:19] You're gonna have to we're gonna we're gonna need you to spend some time to craft services before we get the camera
[00:21:25] We're gonna need you to plump up a little bit. Mm-hmm like like De Niro and
[00:21:32] I heard he actually got good at boxing for it. That's what they say. He like fought amateur fights
[00:21:38] He was actually like a pretty good boxer. Yeah, that's not true. That's what they said
[00:21:43] He bought me anybody doesn't have a boxing record
[00:21:46] Do you think for like taxi driver? He like
[00:21:51] He worked at that Mickey work like his whole career
[00:21:55] He should be a boxer right and then he quit acting and went into boxing and they just set him up with like fake fights
[00:22:03] Fucked up his face. Oh he fucked up. That's classic. Yeah, he fucked his own body
[00:22:09] But all the fights he ran were like fixed. Okay. Yeah, he was it he wasn't any kind of remarkable
[00:22:14] I thought he just got I thought he like I thought his face was just from getting the shit beat out of it
[00:22:18] Oh, I think it's from hating himself. Yeah
[00:22:24] Fine men like he used to be it's like real pretty. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, you ever see you're the dragon
[00:22:33] Now great movie is it yeah Pope of Greenwich Village was my jam. Yeah, I love that and of course
[00:22:40] Barfly, yeah, who doesn't love barfly. I haven't seen barfly since I was like 15 years old it holds up
[00:22:46] I guess now that I'm a producer. I should be reviewing the Mickey Rourke catalog
[00:22:50] So how can I let's go through it? Adam's gonna be my Elvis Mickey work on second iron
[00:22:56] I'm gonna get a dick. I hid him addicted. We're gonna get him a living pharmacist
[00:22:59] We're gonna blow Adam up and then we're throwing him in the ring. Yeah, so he's gonna be all the while
[00:23:04] He's gonna be dying from quailudes and at the same time I'm making him fight and being a wigger to yeah
[00:23:11] Appropriating black culture see we got in this argument last week because he's he's saying that Elvis is a wigger
[00:23:16] And I've never I've never bought that no. Yeah, I heard that no the slight the criticism is that he stole black culture
[00:23:23] Yeah, but he wasn't a wigger. He wasn't tried. No, he was about it
[00:23:27] Dude, he was he was about appropriating it and turning it into white culture. I suppose I think he was making black
[00:23:34] I think he was just about I think he was just growing up in Memphis around black people. I think he was just proto I
[00:23:41] Guess I guess jazz guys jazz guys with the original. Yeah, Al Jolson was the original
[00:23:48] The way Al Jolson can say he was like yeah, he's like this is just who I beat. Yeah, he's like come on son
[00:23:54] He's our playboy. I ain't doing just Al Jolson in the back in the makeup
[00:23:59] Boy boy if I got to tell your ass again, I'm about to slap the black off your face
[00:24:14] That's so funny. Yeah, it's really good. Is it good? No, he was a Jew. I shouldn't say that. Yeah, it's bad for us
[00:24:22] We made that up. Why do you always say that? It's bad for us. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, you I was when we were talking
[00:24:31] Mm-hmm. I was a little bit upset. You weren't like these are my cousins because it would be weird why because it's they're good boys
[00:24:39] They're too that's too separate. There's no like what do you mean?
[00:24:42] It's not like there's not like you gotta be proud of who you are
[00:24:45] Like an ethnic like Irish enclave that controls all the banks and the media, you know, it's like it doesn't make any sense
[00:24:52] It's like first of all, they didn't even control the police department
[00:24:55] Yeah, yeah, 25% of Americans are like either like most Americans are either Irish or German
[00:25:01] Irish people don't even control Irish pubs anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they gave them to the Jews
[00:25:08] Yeah, the last thing we had in America was Benagan's
[00:25:11] Mm-hmm destroyed by the recession. Yeah, well, I don't know. I thought that
[00:25:17] You know if I was Irish, I would think those boys are like my cousins and be like you want to drink and say they're your cousins
[00:25:25] What do you mean? I'd be proud of it. You got you got you got a nice. I would say schlonty and stuff
[00:25:30] I'm slonty. What do you mean? That's Adam's that's Adam's stage name when he does a black drag character slanty slanty
[00:25:41] Literally hate all of my cousins that like I don't have a cousin that I like we should have your cousin on
[00:25:46] We should have your mentally disabled cousin on purpose. It won't why no, okay? All right
[00:25:52] He's just a little weird don't be a fun guest. He's just a little weird one oh five
[00:25:56] We go we go Moyle rape a job. He has a job oasis Charlies Theron. You're mentally
[00:26:08] We should have him all on as you can sort of a panel discussion on
[00:26:13] How much suck is okay during the bridge before it becomes pedophilia chev around table?
[00:26:20] He just goes the Apple store on his bike and tells people they're not buying the right technology
[00:26:25] And then they kick him out and they're like you don't work here, sir. You have to leave
[00:26:29] Mm-hmm. He's just a week. He's just a little odd
[00:26:33] Right. He's not like he doesn't have like a he's not in a chair
[00:26:38] That's a kind of retarded. Yeah, it's a type of retard most of them aren't in chairs
[00:26:42] I think the electric chair may be if we're in Texas, but I know that
[00:26:47] Most mentally disabled people you you miss it Adam Adam free land episode Adam free lunch show episode two
[00:26:52] Rizzin was like yeah, but like those retards like weren't like good guys
[00:27:01] They weren't like good people criticize Texas or like oh they kill mentally disabled people and you're in your mind
[00:27:06] You're imagining fucking like quirky or like you know like by a homestar
[00:27:16] Like Julie at Lewis I could have whatever I want from my last meal, you know, but it's never that they weren't caught
[00:27:23] Their hands weren't caught in the cookie jar. Let's just say no, no, sir. They hugged too hard
[00:27:33] Yeah, it was not it was that a mice and men is that that one? Yeah, yeah
[00:27:39] Yeah, Nick and I I kind of want to read Steinbeck
[00:27:43] I haven't read any Steinbeck since I was like a prop again. Yeah teenager. You're ready
[00:27:48] Mm-hmm. He's a vegan when I was 20 and that was the last I've heard son. Is that a good one?
[00:27:53] It's all right of my cement. I like I remember that one. Yeah, cuz I was assigned
[00:27:58] Yeah, yeah, I never read any I just like watch those movies well
[00:28:02] I'm stupid like so any kind of sentimentality you'd get give me a sad story about a retard that gets my heart going
[00:28:09] You know everybody shit's on radio. I'll watch right. I'll watch radio right now
[00:28:13] I could you know what if I if I could just watch radio every day. Mm-hmm. Here's it look the simple rules of life if you're a man
[00:28:23] Here's there's three simple rules off JP. Here's three simple. Let's here. Fuck. Oh wake up every day. Don't clean shit
[00:28:30] Beat your dick off get the endorphins going with some simple masturbation. You don't need pills
[00:28:36] Watch radio until it makes you cry if that doesn't work try fast in the furious six
[00:28:46] Then don't realize then you can do the pills
[00:28:52] Get a couple of zannies in you then you work out. He was off benzos. Yeah, you get fucked up off zan bars
[00:28:59] Hop on the exercise bike do 30 minutes apple fitness find the find the blackest
[00:29:07] And do her class because you know if you can't keep up with her you're in shit shape pal. You're not doing good
[00:29:16] That's how that's my crisis right now. I try to try to get out of rehab
[00:29:23] I'm taking a peloton class with 350 pounds of minikin woman and her legs are moving three times the speed of mine
[00:29:30] I'm like what the fuck is that I'm 110 pounds
[00:29:33] How the fuck is she beating me as her bike said the downhill mode? I don't understand what the fuck's going on
[00:29:40] Why does she be hired for that job? I don't know it's actually honestly I've been doing I've been doing the apple fitness indoor cycling thing
[00:29:47] And I love those gay black guys. Oh man. They probably make you feel so good. They're made they're saving my life
[00:29:53] Do you feel like on it? I'm getting teared up thinking about Tyrell from apple fitness. He's a good guy
[00:29:58] Dude hero great guy fucking hero. Really? Yeah, I love it. Maybe episode six Tyro. We'll get Tyro
[00:30:05] Yeah, we'll be like look this used to be a pretty racist show, but we got a base in red pill Jew
[00:30:10] I'm not that I'm not that Hollywood Hollywood's oldest comedy writers. Yes, sure producing the thing
[00:30:18] The guy behind wheezies pussy this other spin off of the Jefferson's about
[00:30:33] It's actually called mauled because it just was just
[00:30:37] Mauled yes fuck me Arthur's pussy. She would fuck dogs on that show. I remember that would she well
[00:30:43] That was that that was kind of that's true. You can't do the humor of the show crazy
[00:30:46] They were doing comedy like that in the 70s and nowadays 2022. They wouldn't allow that yeah, you know
[00:31:03] Then there's mod getting fucked by a dog there's my getting fucked by a dog
[00:31:07] Yeah, mods actually a great show. I mean I have memories of it. Yeah, I've never seen it's really good. Yeah, yeah
[00:31:18] It's it's probably I was a kid when that show was on
[00:31:22] And like my parents would watch it occasionally
[00:31:25] They didn't like all in the family because it was like too salty like really there. They're woke
[00:31:32] Mean like they're Democrats but like back then like there wasn't like the liberal conservative divide in the parties
[00:31:41] No, they're like fundamentalist Christian. That's like even jalic. Oh, it's so it's crazy that your parents are still alive
[00:31:47] It is yeah that the organisms that made you
[00:31:52] Which you they're in their 80s. Yeah, that's not that old. I mean normally it is if you don't get cancer. Yeah
[00:32:00] Yeah, yeah, so over the 70s like normal. Yeah, you want to tell us about it?
[00:32:08] Tell about you and Jim Croci hanging out
[00:32:15] Yeah, it was Norman Sally Kellerman Jim Croci damn there's a whole crew back then
[00:32:21] The only thing I really remember from the 70s like it was the bicentennial and they came out with the quarters
[00:32:27] That was exciting. Yeah, and then you try to get like
[00:32:30] Well, it was the stakeholders that was later the
[00:32:36] You were saving every bicentennial for like I would I tell you the oldest you in Hollywood
[00:32:41] You say this is this is like the 70s the corn folks. Let me tell you about that
[00:32:53] And then like and then like in the 70s they tried to like get everybody onto the metric system
[00:32:59] Mm-hmm. It's just completely fit. Wait really? I don't know. Yeah, there was a big push like they started putting the signs up and like
[00:33:07] English standard and metric and they were trying to get everyone to convert to the metric system and we're people like his yeah
[00:33:16] You know, it's so funny. It was it was a bipartisan
[00:33:19] We literally we would literally never have any of the problems we have now
[00:33:22] We just didn't have a revolutionary war if we had waited another 50 years and just got our independence by some like yeah
[00:33:29] Act in Britain like the rest of the Commonwealth countries. Yeah, we wouldn't that wouldn't be an issue
[00:33:34] Yeah, it's like the war breeds the sense of like unique like independence and rebellion that persist to this day
[00:33:41] It's like that's the reason people won't get the vaccine is because of that stupid painting of George Washington the over the river. Yes
[00:33:47] They should I don't know that's I mean that sounds smart, but I don't know it sounds smart and that's all that matters
[00:33:55] They should try it again though. They should like do the push again because that was like the most united
[00:34:01] Americans had been since World War two against aliens is the metric system in aliens. Yeah, but really yeah
[00:34:11] We're not using the French or Nazi ruler. I'll save the French from the Nazis, but I still hate them
[00:34:23] So what else do you remember like when crack came out?
[00:34:30] All over the news you're smoking that shit. No, that was a high school. I'm raised like coming out
[00:34:35] I was like it was scary like cuz that was like right about the time. I
[00:34:41] Was starting to wish I could fuck really yeah
[00:34:45] So and then like you get the college anything wishing that's a big deal for a young Jewish boy
[00:34:49] That's true. You got it. You got to throw that painting in the fountain and it hurts. It hurts. Yeah, it hurts
[00:34:55] I am this is hopefully this is an investment. I don't know
[00:35:04] So yeah, so I'm wait, but people thought straight people who get it's my best quarter. Oh, yeah, yeah, they knew that
[00:35:12] Oh, yeah, like they totally sold it like anyone who get it. Yeah, and you knew who did that
[00:35:18] The Jews dr. Anthony Fauci. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's when he was going to the bath houses to study it
[00:35:25] Yeah, that's Anthony Fauci was on the news back then being like
[00:35:27] Now anyone can get this even a little boy and he could spread it through his whole family in the household
[00:35:33] So you know everyone needs to be terrified of the virus. They were like yeah, it's true
[00:35:37] We're like afraid to like hug or shake hands when people yeah, it was crazy there for like a few years
[00:35:43] And it was like yeah, it wasn't like two months
[00:35:46] It was like a few years that like people had no idea and then they had like all these big campaigns to tell everyone that
[00:35:52] Hey, you don't have to worry as long as you don't let one of them fuck you. You're gonna be okay
[00:35:56] Yeah, and but like yeah, like I remember like
[00:36:00] Like well into the 90s being like, oh man, I had fucking sex with some skanky chicks like yeah
[00:36:07] Even when I was a teenager was like yeah, I would worry about yeah, cuz they that that was I didn't find out until like five years
[00:36:14] ago that you basically can't get AIDS yeah
[00:36:17] Unless you get fucked in the end a lot a lot like it's gotta be like a lot
[00:36:23] Public health thing. I don't is that true. Yeah, no, it's totally true. You know what Tim Dillon told me the other day
[00:36:28] He was like I had a heart scan. He's that guy to get a heart scan
[00:36:31] Yeah, they gotta get a heart scan done because that's your calcium score is like that apparently according to him
[00:36:36] I didn't ask the doctor is like the number one like all the other shit
[00:36:40] You go to a cardio. I'll just check you out like stress test doesn't really mean shit EKG is worthless
[00:36:44] Mm-hmm, you know, it's like your blood pressure is like indicative of some things
[00:36:48] But the number one thing that'll predict whether you're gonna have a heart attack or you know some kind of problem hard failure next three to
[00:36:55] It's a heart scan they measure like the calcium and like the blood vessels of your heart and he was like yeah
[00:37:00] My score was zero. Yeah, how's that possible? You're morbidly obese like former chain smoking former cocaine addict, you know, Irish
[00:37:08] Yeah, you got all these things and he's like it's all genetics when he said he's like yeah
[00:37:13] We don't want you to know how much everything is genetics because then people would like not do you think AIDS is genetic as well?
[00:37:18] Um look at Tim Dylan's massive patreon. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think I don't think AIDS is genetic
[00:37:27] But you probably yeah, you're something you're like susceptibility to it is they probably genetically predisposed
[00:37:31] I don't know. Did you just ask if AIDS was nature nurture? Like I mean, I was just kidding
[00:37:40] That's like gene there's like a gene therapy they can do like there's like a certain type of European that just can't get AIDS
[00:37:46] Really? Yeah, they have it's like this like the CCR 5 allele has some kind of like mutation that they can't say they did like a bone marrow
[00:37:54] Trans the Berlin patient they did like a bone marrow transplant from
[00:37:58] Some guy some Dutch guy that couldn't get AIDS or something and
[00:38:02] They put it in somebody with a they put it bone like a full bone marrow transplanting the guy with AIDS
[00:38:07] And then he like his body cleared the virus Wow. Yeah, cuz it makes they make a type of blood
[00:38:13] They're just like, you know the virus can't yeah, it's like super blood. Mm-hmm. Yeah, basically
[00:38:18] Yeah, but then you got to be some kind of like stupid northern European guy
[00:38:22] Yeah, you know so it offsets things well you have to build your own friend shitty
[00:38:30] You have to deal with that yeah, yeah, yeah, you drive a sob around
[00:38:35] Get into child porn. Yeah, are they in the child porn? I assume they just like don't they just love porn over there
[00:38:46] We should have a Scandinavian pornographer on for 106. Oh, Toma Finland
[00:38:52] If we could get I mean, I'm sure he's been dead for a while, but I'm sure he's get long gone
[00:38:56] Yeah, I'm sure if we could if we could somehow get if not him just any gay man
[00:39:01] Yeah, and then have them on anyone that's heard of anyone that's heard of him that's gay and we can ask them about AIDS and
[00:39:07] Toma Finland wasn't it like this? What are those dudes Scandinavian who like were like the one guy ate the other guy?
[00:39:15] Consencially like I think that happened a couple of times
[00:39:19] Like as a like a wicked second Craigslist. Yeah, you know, it was just they were just
[00:39:24] His fetish one guy's fetish was to like eat another guy the other guys fetish was to let a guy eat
[00:39:31] Craigslist is a wild website that that's a place you can go to find somebody to eat you or buy like a
[00:39:40] It has both those are two different aisles at Craigslist
[00:39:45] This is international food a fucking for Taurus
[00:39:48] Uh-huh and then being illegally murdered and eaten by an insane German person
[00:39:59] For eight bucks remember that video that middle-aged guy with his sons the best video. Oh my god
[00:40:07] There's this guy on a couch. He's like sitting in his couch. He's having with him
[00:40:12] And he fucking he hits a dab takes like the biggest bong rip of all time and then drinks an entire yard of beer
[00:40:19] Afterwards like without blowing the smoke out and then blows the smoke at he's like alright
[00:40:24] Let's roll and he gets up and they're just in the Ikea in like a show
[00:40:29] It's so good on so many levels because one it's like he's only hanging out with boys
[00:40:35] He's hanging out with yeah, it's just forty like literally miners and
[00:40:42] Yeah, and then he just takes like a mad the massive bong rip and then the yard of beer was kind of impressive honestly
[00:40:47] It's called a dab marine. Yeah. Yeah, he does a dab marine and then and then yeah, he gets up
[00:40:54] And he's just an Ikea we should have that guy on for one of seven. We should have who you should have
[00:40:59] documentary on like HBO about the like the dude was like a preacher or something and his wife divorced him and
[00:41:06] He's fucking nuts small time small town ecstasy. Yeah, that it was always called out that was
[00:41:12] You're good dude always a HBO drug. They're really good dope sick love
[00:41:19] No, it never aired but it was like Todd it was like the second thing Todd Phillips did after the Gg on thing
[00:41:25] Mm-hmm. He just like rushes a frat he gets hazed hard like HBO never aired. It's on YouTube. It's very good. It's very funny
[00:41:37] Do you remember when the Joker dropped was that in the 70s or what?
[00:41:41] Taxi driver. Yeah, it's actually really yeah the original
[00:41:44] Robert De Niro apparently became like a really good cab driver. That's what I heard. Yeah
[00:41:49] Yeah, apparently apparently the he's like one of the you learned how to go out and shoot pimps. Yeah, mm-hmm part of his training
[00:41:57] And I saw that movie like you know like in in the 80s
[00:42:03] Yeah, I don't yeah, I mean my parents were like let's go to the taxi driver. Oh, I remember Star Wars at something
[00:42:08] Yeah, well, that must have been cool. You know, I didn't watch any of the sequel movies
[00:42:13] I think I saw the first one theaters by barely remember it. I might sit down this afternoon and do that
[00:42:17] Episodes one through three as research and then forget that I have a show tonight
[00:42:22] I mean, I already sold out. I already did I did five of the shows
[00:42:25] Yeah, that's a cool thing about you you spend your life in entertainment and at the end if you become like if you turn into Elvis
[00:42:32] Like I just want to get to the point where I can just like blow off half the shows. I'm a sleep
[00:42:38] I'm like fucked up in the hotel room and everyone's like, it's okay
[00:42:44] They're they're injecting you with like vitamin
[00:42:49] There's just one last effort that we call the show. Yeah, yeah, it's just an evil Hollywood Jew
[00:42:55] Pushing you on stage. That's where we're gonna get video going for that really show and I'm gonna just I'm gonna be in a hospital gown with an IV drip
[00:43:04] My head shaved yeah, you can be the guest on show eight. Yeah, what's show eight?
[00:43:10] Of the Adam Freelinship. Oh episode 108. It's not one away. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's gonna be the guest on every episode
[00:43:16] I don't know how the he's using 50s. Yeah, it was even yeah, it's yeah, do you remember the 50s 108?
[00:43:25] Interesting tidbit my father. Yeah friends with buddy Holly. Whoa
[00:43:30] What do you see he's the Chinese girl from the weezer so oh wow okay brag
[00:43:44] My dad is actually the Chinese girl from the weezer
[00:43:55] I don't think people know weezer. Yeah, do they I don't know that's George Jefferson's wife
[00:44:10] Norman Wilkerson was the head writer of showrunner
[00:44:13] Back in the bell bottom days. Well, that's pretty cool. Yeah
[00:44:17] Bell bottoms are you around for that? Yeah, yeah, that's it was fucking dumb, huh? No, it's cool. I think so
[00:44:26] Stained corrected. Yeah, all the shirts were made out of polyester though. That's sucking didn't breathe
[00:44:31] I'm just some of the taxes. He's sweaty people as a sweat really that's fucking off. Be oh must have been terrible
[00:44:37] Polyester suits were like a thing and like since since we were churchgoers
[00:44:41] Mm-hmm. You know like I'd have to dress up for church like as a kid and so we were just always wearing like thick double knit
[00:44:50] Pants polyester pants and like August heat and in Dallas
[00:44:55] Yeah, you're doing like a John Travolta kind of thing because Saturday night fever. Yeah. Yeah, you remember John Travolta son
[00:45:03] The dead one yet you can we and for 105 when we have your your cousin who's not in the chair
[00:45:09] Oh, what are you talking we can ask you mean cuz they not in a chair. I just didn't ask we could be like
[00:45:14] Are you like a John Travolta son type? I
[00:45:22] Look where's he was retarded. No, he's not retarded. He really likes brands
[00:45:31] He'll like he'll go up to my dad. I'll be like what kind of shirt is that he's not here to get the references
[00:45:37] He'll go up to my dad. He'll be like what kind of shirt is now would you describe yourself as a jet Travolta type
[00:45:55] It's your own cousin and you're interviewing
[00:46:12] Make money just for money having no principles
[00:46:22] Yeah, so I don't plan on having him on the show. Okay, all right
[00:46:32] What do you're playing? What do you want for the future dude? Me? You're the one that was you were gang you were gangbusters
[00:46:38] What's the name? What's the word for? What do you talk about? You're gonna go? Oh, yeah, go? No. Yeah about what you think that was like just a Chinese guy that was like just
[00:46:45] Fired up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa
[00:46:52] It was that Michael Keaton movie in like the 80s. Yeah, gogung ho where he like
[00:46:57] the Japanese by like the plant where he
[00:47:04] And then they're gonna close the plant down and they gotta show the Japanese. It's like the most like
[00:47:18] I'm going nowhere with this. It was good movies. Check it out. Did he kill them?
[00:47:22] So what you're saying this is Norman's input is the showrunner. We got to get we got to get Michael Keaton
[00:47:27] Oh, he's one of my favorites. Honestly, we could get him so much charisma. We could we should have a talk show
[00:47:36] I'll ask I'll see if I can somehow find stops agents phone number
[00:47:44] Hey, what's up, but yeah, I guess I was doing great. We used to work together. We're still very good friends
[00:47:53] We need your help, but there's something in it for you is we know where you live and we're not gonna
[00:47:58] Say your address on the show if you help us. Yeah, so we need
[00:48:02] Small-ask Charlie's there and Michael Keaton as guests and they're gonna come on with Adam's you ever met our cousin
[00:48:16] Usually are yeah, that's sometimes they could be assholes. Yeah, some of them in Texas
[00:48:22] Some bounce some some of those Texas boys
[00:48:25] They're built different down there push the envelope down there. Yeah, they're too based in red pill
[00:48:32] Mmm. Um, yeah, no, we should get slibs. We got the guy from cky that DM me that one time
[00:48:39] We could probably get him was it was it's not it's not a
[00:48:44] What's the other magera? It's not it's not Jess Marjera. It's a different guy
[00:48:58] That's it does that's the come I'm looking backwards. You're looking forward. I get it. Yeah, get it
[00:49:03] No, this is gonna be a legitimate show. We're all pivoting the real Hollywood careers. Okay. We're filling this show
[00:49:08] We're going legit. We're sick of we're putting this in for me
[00:49:13] We're putting as many Jews as we can on this show. I don't know we're filling the room. Mm-hmm
[00:49:18] With the guys that are fucking killers, you know
[00:49:22] They're they they're like comedy was yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, no physically comedy colors
[00:49:28] Not because we couldn't yeah. No, these are men that have never done push-ups of course
[00:49:31] Yeah, it's just it's weird sort of just they're sort of just draped in body fat
[00:49:36] Just hair and body fat hanging off what what could be no muscles
[00:49:40] What was what could have been called a skeleton three or four evolutionary steps before when we landed on it?
[00:49:46] What about Johnny Depp? Yeah, we should have Johnny Depp. We should have him on the pond
[00:49:50] Or amber either one both we should have both, you know, I haven't worked it work it out. Yeah
[00:50:04] Leave the groundwork for another case. Mm-hmm. Anyway
[00:50:09] We get post Malone. Okay, I think he's a big fan. Okay, I've heard we get um, I don't know who post Malone
[00:50:16] No, I don't know. I don't think he's a fan either. He's a white rapper. Okay
[00:50:21] The last couple years post is a pretty white name. I
[00:50:25] Think it's a rap name. Okay. Yeah, I don't I think it's a moniker, but I remember him back when he was still pre Malone
[00:50:34] Mm-hmm. Oh, that's good. Yeah, you hear that. Yeah, you're really brought in the jokes
[00:50:39] You're really rather there what's post Malone cuz he's named after the the black lady from the grape knots commercial
[00:50:47] The grape nuts worker. Yes. I work here post factory and she named him after the company
[00:50:53] What he named after the toaster's he named himself post Malone. Oh after her after the black lady from the grape
[00:51:01] What do you mean? It doesn't matter. No, his name is it's a Carl Malone, and then what's I don't remember the post thing comes from
[00:51:08] Um, I think it's his last name. It's post is real. I think I think so
[00:51:12] Well, I don't understand why he had the dismantle look. We're trying to build you up. I'm sorry, dude
[00:51:16] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna say positive. I'm positive. I'm I'm in it, dude
[00:51:20] We've had a great weekend rule number one of the writers room. Uh-huh. No such thing as a bad idea
[00:51:25] So long as the checks keep coming. That's true. I just want to maybe have a more diverse writers room for when I like branch out
[00:51:32] On my own what you want a gay Korean guy in here hundred percent find you a gay Korean. I would love that
[00:51:38] I'm going Craigslist. Look whatever you want, baby. We'll make your show happen. Let's get on Craigslist
[00:51:43] We said I need a gay Korean. Don't worry. I am not a German cannibal
[00:51:47] I'm a Jewish comedy producer and we need you for our writers room
[00:51:52] So that we can get an Amazon streaming deal. Yeah for the Adam Friedland show site unseen Adam Friedland aka fire Island to
[00:52:11] We should go to fire Island. We should talk to some of those fellows. Maybe dude. I love fire Island. Have you been?
[00:52:17] Yeah, I went my dad. I want my dad my cousin you went with it
[00:52:21] You want to the gay bees with your dad and my dad and my cousin
[00:52:24] Pretty stayed with my dad's friend from the 80s who showered outside nude with his boys
[00:52:29] Which was very funny to me because I remember me and my cousin we had no idea what fire Island was
[00:52:35] We were like we're like eight years old and we're like this guy's gay. This guy's fucking gay dude. Yeah
[00:52:43] Yeah, one of the nicest memories I ever had we went we left. I'm let me try. Let me look it up
[00:52:50] Mm-hmm good here dude. It was the you amazing great here
[00:52:54] What would you would you're the Batman and Robin come out?
[00:53:02] I don't even know why I said that I don't know 1997. Yep, nice of us. Well, then man Robin June 20th 1997
[00:53:11] And I remember yeah, we were there probably the week after it opened we went to we had you know
[00:53:15] Because you leave fire Island you go to like a long island you went to a movie theater
[00:53:18] We very we watch watch we watch Batman and Robin movie theater
[00:53:22] So sick, and we went out to like dinner or something and we went back we rode the ferry back and we're downstairs on the ferry
[00:53:29] Like you know, you know the engines real fucking loud on right yeah
[00:53:32] And I fell asleep to the sound of like the engine driving and I fell asleep so hard
[00:53:37] And I was so tired right and it's like just seared into my memory
[00:53:42] It was like pleasant memories because of the industrial noise you heard in the parody of that boat. Yeah, yeah
[00:53:48] I mean, you know, I don't know a little tree of life thing sort of nice. Yeah, I remember the movie sucked
[00:53:55] It was very bad. That was the one mr. Freeze, right? Yeah, I remember my like my like a new mather
[00:53:59] My cousin wanted to go to like Burger King or like McDonald's or something like
[00:54:05] Maybe his burger games that you have a burger king because I never went to Burger King and like he was like a burger king guy
[00:54:09] So we went to Burger King. I was like what is this place that was your first time?
[00:54:14] I just I mean I had seen it, but I had never like, you know, I just never went the Whopper is a great sandwich
[00:54:23] I the first movie I remember going to see was hook with my dad in South Africa. Oh, yeah
[00:54:30] Yeah, I saw Logan's run in the theater with your parents
[00:54:34] And now it was like it was the first PG movie
[00:54:36] I was allowed to see and I just saw it with my brother and there's like one scene with nudity
[00:54:41] Where they like they go up into the freezing area or whatever like this the snow robot or whatever and
[00:54:51] So she takes off her clothes and they put on these furs that happen to be laying around
[00:54:58] Like right as she was my brother reached over and like covered in my eyes. I was like fighting so hard
[00:55:04] I never I'd never see what a bitch. Why do you do that? Because he's older and just a fucking prick
[00:55:08] Yeah, but your older brother should want you to get put steady. Yeah, yeah get pussy in front of him
[00:55:14] Yeah, well, he's cheering you on. That's my boy
[00:55:22] Think that's the that's not that I mean the first movie like the first movie
[00:55:26] I remember seeing was like I don't either like the Apple dumpling gang or some
[00:55:38] There's a bunch of like shitty Disney damn the 70s were crazy, dude
[00:55:42] Disney like put out the worst shit like now now one does not true all the classic Disney movies are from like the 60s
[00:55:52] Herbie's dog shit all in the family mod
[00:56:03] Yeah, that's where he just can't take it anymore and he's like he gives a police a taste for their own medicine
[00:56:09] Oh, he takes it on them. Yeah, Sanford and God. That was another spin. No Disney was dog shit in the 70s
[00:56:15] It was it was good through like the mid-60s rescuers down under no 101 Dalmatians. That's the 60s
[00:56:22] Yeah, there's plenty of there's like chitty chitty bang bang the jungle book
[00:56:33] The sword in the stone was the 70s and that was the beginning of the end. Mm-hmm
[00:56:38] You take your kids Disney you got to do that shit as a parent. Well, yeah, we haven't done it Jesus Christ
[00:56:44] This is what John Favreau looks like me. See looks like Zac amico damn
[00:56:54] Dude life is brutal. What do you mean? You just get old?
[00:56:57] Yeah, but you get old in like a just a way that's like you know
[00:57:01] It's pathetic people see you think about aging like your mind just puts a positive spin on it
[00:57:05] And you just imagine like a Japanese woman
[00:57:08] It like the edge of like a field in front of like it's a beautiful ocean and hundreds of years old
[00:57:14] Right, it's like has just some small beautiful lines on the corner of her eye. Yeah, she's dignified
[00:57:19] Yeah, dignified, but no you turn into like a guy that can only buy clothes from the gas station
[00:57:27] Your facial hair kind of like regresses. Yeah a teenager
[00:57:31] You just have this like translucent skin. Yeah, right it just breaks out like open like sore
[00:57:38] Over anything. Yeah, right like you go if you go out of the Sun. You've got like a fucking cyst
[00:57:49] Size of a dog follow. Yeah, I mean look at your shins. You look like you fucking just walk through a field of cobras
[00:57:56] You got like pit vipers all over. Yeah. Yeah, that's like that's from going on walks with my kids
[00:58:02] Or like the woods and shed. Yeah, getting like thorns riers. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then I just won't leave malaam
[00:58:12] That's not funny dude, well, I guess it's that's not true for black guys
[00:58:17] What they kind of don't age you're so killed by the police. Yeah, they're gonna eat
[00:58:22] They don't an age in such a disgusting undignified way. You don't know how don't realize the scotch Irish American
[00:58:28] Like in real life. You've probably in your real life. You've probably only met maybe three or four
[00:58:35] Most people most people what do you mean most people in your mind because you know in the movies you see like
[00:58:47] Obama yeah, Obama. What's his name the Darth Vader guy James?
[00:58:53] James Earl Jones. Oh, he's in bad shape. I heard
[00:58:55] Yeah, well, I mean he's old. Yeah, you know, they're not really supposed to live fast
[00:59:07] I know I mean you're right. You know what? It's at the end of those kinds of things. I'm not allowed to grow up
[00:59:12] No, we got to grow up. I got to just be a producer. I got to think about do mature
[00:59:16] What's gonna keep our little gay Korean friend that we hire happy? Mm-hmm. I gotta make sure I'm like you need anything
[00:59:22] You know cliff bars seltzer a zt hit me up. I'm ready for you. Yeah, bring it in here
[00:59:29] I'll get all the prep you want you need some chopsticks eat that prep with
[00:59:33] No, that's bad too. Okay. I'll say no. I'll stop offering stuff. There was like a huge like
[00:59:41] Video billboard at Union Station in DC for prep and it's just like guys break dancing. Yeah. Yeah
[00:59:49] It's crazy. Is that a problem in the break dancing community? I have no idea boy in community
[00:59:55] They were just like every they were like so happy they could fuck it was just like
[01:00:00] It was just they were doing the world. They were just doing crazy like dance moves
[01:00:05] Having so much fun and they were having fun with the word prep
[01:00:08] They were like pushing up on the letters. They were like underneath the pushing up
[01:00:12] I mean I gotta be sucked to be like the point zero zero one percent of guys to get a breakthrough case with prep
[01:00:18] Yeah, you kind of like Gil from the Simpsons level homosexual. You have to be to be that guy
[01:00:29] Yeah, you got to be the most unlucky bastard. Yeah real real poor bastard that has that
[01:00:35] So what else do you want for the Adam Friedland show Adam? I don't know or winding down here
[01:00:43] What do you want game back my dignity? That's what you how you want people to see you. They want to be respected
[01:00:49] segments segments, but also we got to go tuxedo. I want to go element. We get your brisk tuxedo out
[01:00:56] People are gonna be like who's this new Adam with his pants pulled down and a
[01:01:04] I'm gonna boil on his knees. I want to move on from
[01:01:07] Just being the fat being the yeah being the yeah, the do-do pants guy want to be a public intellectual
[01:01:14] Yeah, I think we'll respect well start by like let's do a libertarian body out
[01:01:19] No, it's not you got to go lib panderink. That's the move. That's a hundred percent of the way
[01:01:23] So we got to go Pods have America now feel like that that market is saturated
[01:01:28] Yeah, I think there's still a man. They haven't met the old mold dog
[01:01:33] First of all, yeah, we take that shit over
[01:01:35] I'm telling you right now never underestimate
[01:01:38] Liberals willingness to fork over cash to anything marginally reinforces their ideas
[01:01:44] Yeah, I mean and what universe could you sell fucking RBG so imagine Brett Kavanaugh socks?
[01:01:55] RBG socks are sold every you see them as much as you see regular socks
[01:02:00] And that's how but that's how powerful that business is yeah, and she wasn't even hot
[01:02:05] Yeah, you know also don't even know she wore socks. No one's seen that bitches ankle since 1962
[01:02:14] It's a thing she wouldn't even wear herself
[01:02:17] That's true. That's that's yeah, that's the market you got to tap into we got to get those ladies
[01:02:22] The Adam Friedland show is we're just we'll change the color scheme and go with like we'll get like a shepherd fairy Obama
[01:02:27] You know totally Adam Friedland thing that's kind of how I want to be Adam Friedland show hope and it's a liberal show
[01:02:36] For the good guys for the good for the good-ass guys for the good-ass guys. We got a liberal show and yeah
[01:02:41] Sometimes we get for a lack of a better word fucking pissed. Yeah, yeah, this is the way
[01:02:48] Yeah, you know what I'm just I don't care if this hurts my career. I'm gonna say it
[01:02:53] And what the Supreme Court did was wrong. I think so too and if you're an entertainer and you're
[01:03:00] You're afraid to say that because you're worried about how to make your career
[01:03:04] Yeah, maybe you're worried about your brand you're worried about your brand
[01:03:07] The maybe your brand was gone sick of how fucking fake this town is yeah all these fake people unwilling to say something
[01:03:13] Yeah, yeah, and that's gonna be the Adam Friedland show. We don't we don't take any pro punches
[01:03:18] We're saying pander to the right wing we're saying the things that everyone else is afraid to that Dr. Fauci is a hero genius and the
[01:03:26] Vaccines work 100% of the time always and that the corona is real and
[01:03:33] The inflation is transitory and if it isn't then it's the fault of Vladimir Putin and we need to give nuclear weapons to any one of his enemies
[01:03:41] Mm-hmm, and that's somehow that's actually an anti-war position yet because we're anti the war he's starting
[01:03:48] Yeah, yeah, he's sort of reasonable and which is also a good further justification for any bombing we happen to do
[01:03:55] From here on out. It's like no, you don't understand. We're trying to prevent a different war. It's his bed
[01:04:01] So that's not wait. That's not we're not doing war
[01:04:18] Well, yeah, I'm gonna do all that kind of shit. Yeah, that's the stuff be gay
[01:04:23] But like the good kind yeah like we're going to middle school where I rehabilitate Kamala because
[01:04:30] Unfortunately, that's probably our only option the proper. Yeah, what do you want fascism because that's you know no matter who the G. O. P
[01:04:37] Puts up on the ticket. Mm-hmm. I guarantee you they're a fascist worse than Trump even
[01:04:42] Yeah, we haven't figured out the logic yet to explain how they will be the propaganda machine
[01:04:47] They rolled out against Kamala Harris is just
[01:04:52] Unforate probably one of the most maligned black women of all time. It's her and then the lady from the great
[01:05:03] Fairly it's true. Yeah, yeah, post Malone's mom. Yeah post Malone's mom. You gotta listen to post Malone Norman
[01:05:08] I should I should if I ever get in hip-hop. I'll check him out. Yeah, you should check him out dude
[01:05:16] So that's like that's a good way to ease in
[01:05:23] The great yeah M&M. Oh my god. I see I listen. I'm hip. I know all the cool rappers
[01:05:35] Well Miranda is Aquafina a guy. No, it's a girl. I have a feeling it's an Asian woman. Oh, okay
[01:05:43] That's good. Yeah, that one's just good
[01:05:45] That look we'll keep that one under wraps once our little gay Korean friend gets here to help us write the Adam Friedlin show
[01:05:50] We just needed him. I just needed one last one and then hey, I'm all smiles. Whatever I can do for you pal
[01:05:56] I'll keep my shoes off right out here now on we're mature. We're mature. Yeah, and the Adam Friedlin show episode 101 coming up with
[01:06:04] Adams mentally disabled. No, we're not gonna
[01:06:08] I don't describe yourself as a jet revolt
[01:06:11] Thanks folks see this Wednesday. Stay tuned bye bye. We're gonna make it good. I promise. I love you